You Should Know Podcast - WE WENT TOO FAR! -You Should Know Podcast-

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You got camo thighs. I do. My mouth and my hit doesn't hit. It never does. Can I please, please tell you about what happened at my house walkthrough? You're buying a new house? I'm buying a new house. Congratulations. Actually, right now, when you're watching this,

I'm probably moving into that son of a bitch right now. Oh, congratulations. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. And you will absolutely not know where it is. Absolutely never. It's going to stay just hidden.

Cash app is below. If you cash at me, I give you the address. Here we go. That's what I'm saying. $100 an is. Absolutely never. It's going to stay just hidden. Cash app is below. If you cash at me, I give you the address. Here we go. That's what I'm saying. $100 an address. $100 an address. Bro, what if you checked and you had like $1,200 in your account? You'd have 1,200 people. 12 people.

You created the stipulations and you did your own math wrong. It's always confused me. Long division. You have a singular hair that is like hanging down, bro. Wait, turn this way. Look this way. Here we go. No, it is. It's bad. Okay, grab it. That.

Oh, that's your scissors. That's a c- Go ahead, what were you saying? You have a- You have a- Alright. So, do you know what a house walkthrough is? Yeah.

You walk through a house okay essentially but this one is with the developer and you go through and if there's anything wrong you put a little piece of blue tape on it yes where they fix it before you come in yes i well i didn't know that's what the blue tape was for because when i moved into my house there was so much blue tape and i was like they just do construction they painted a lot of paint in here but it's awfully white walls yeah okay so that's what it's for you tape, and then by the time you move in, everything is fixed that's blue taped. So this guy we had, he's like a vet in the game.

Like a literal MVP back in the 80s. He's old. He goes, yeah, I've been doing this about 36 years. Not somebody who works on pets. At all. Not that kind of vet. He would snap a dog's leg. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. But that's the type of man he is. Okay. He's very country and very, very blunt. God bless you. All right? We're going through this walkthrough. He's just talking, and he has this roll of scotch tape on his wrist, like a bracelet.

And he's like, he goes, yeah, back in 84. He's like, he's literally like, he's like telling me stories. He's like, and he's just putting it all over. And he's like, yeah, they did a fire marshal coke. Just putting, I'm like, how many, what's wrong with my house? Like, why are you taping so much? Okay. So we get to the end and this shit was long, bro.

I'm thinking it's like 30 minutes max. How long were you there? Two hours. No. Two hours. Two hours of taping? And he's, bro. No, no.

We only taped for probably like 15 minutes, but he But he broke down every crevice of my house. Okay. It was that corner right there. There's a couple separations. It's going to expand and contract when it's hot and cold. It's a fire marshal code from 2009. They put it in because the backyard boys, they didn't want to. Like, he's like that the whole time.

He was passionate about his house. We get to the end, and it's the natural, like, you kind of talk to the guy about his life a little bit before you leave. Like, you say thank you, and it doesn't have to be what you just did. Okay. This man. So the whole time he's weird. Like, good, nice, but weird.

Yeah, just a little. You can tell something's not clicked up there. We get to the end. He goes, it's a pretty big house. Y'all got any kids? I go, we got one bacon in the oven. He goes, ah. He goes, I got a couple of my own.

They're stepchildren, though. He goes, but I've known them their whole life. I go, what does that mean? He goes, oh, my wife right now, we've been married for seven years, but she used to be married to my best friend. I was actually his best man in the wedding. Oh! Oh!

I swear to God, I audibly, I went, oh, oh. And he goes, hey, that's some Jerry Springer shit. He goes, it's cool. We can hang out, play cards, drink beer. No, you don't. I swear to God he said that. No, you don't. You don't do that.

Imagine. No. He literally said. And then he, drink beer. No, you don't. I swear to God he said that. No, you don't. You don't do that. Imagine. No. He literally said. Bro, and then he was just giving free information that was not asked for. Okay. He goes, yeah, back when she was married to Tim, he was like, man, we always had a thing for each other. He said, we'd get and hang out and drink.

He goes, but I was tied down. She was hitched up. We couldn't do shit about it. He goes, couple cores, light down the grill. He said, I was staring at her ass. No, he i swear to god he's like he's just saying this and we're bro me live in our realty we're all like like wide eyes just looking at him and he's going on this monologue like he's like it's been on his chest he goes i love her to death though i mean she was a great girl back then but yeah so she had two kids with tim and i knew him their whole life

and i love those kids now they're my kids because you know I'm married to her now that's not your kids and I literally was like I was like so you all like did you always like her but you said you were married he goes my mistake I was like this guy is unbelievable okay though unpopular opinion about that though if no okay let me just get it out if you and live were to break up all right okay wouldn't the no no no no wouldn't the most ideal no no i didn't say me no i didn't say me hell no wouldn't the most hell no the most ideal you would want somebody you would want her to be with somebody you know is a good person. No. God, no. Okay. I come to your house to see my son? No.

I'm like, look at my boy. You like my kid? You come over. You're like, can I see Malachi? I'd be like, just put him down. Just put him down, man. Sorry. Next Saturday, try again.

Okay. So you would rather, if you and Liv broke up, you would rather her marry a complete stranger and have a complete stranger raise your kid, except for your best friend? If you married Liv after we got this hypothetical divorce, it would feel like you took a machete and put it right in my back, and you were twisting like Bop It.

It would be complete betrayal. Okay, but life's all about perspective, brother. Life is not about betrayal and backstabbing, you snaky... Oh my God. I'm not saying I would. That about to oh my god this i'm not saying i would that kind of pissed me off i'm not saying i would that slightly made me mad i'm not saying i would i'm saying in a hypothetical universe if i was married and i had a kid with my wife you are unbelievable and she and we and you would not want me to marry her i would say tear that thing up oh my god no no no no you are a wicked man there is no sleep for you the wicked don't get sleep the wicked don't sleep and did not get

rest you are a wicked soul well i'm just saying i would want her honestly if we got a divorce i would i'd keep the kid and i would want her to go back to ok, live as an Oklahoman in Okeville, and she can come down on holidays and every sixth week. Okay, now I think there's some internal problems here because that was a whole different situation we're talking about. Okay, to piggyback off that one more time. I used to love piggyback races. Keep going.

You raced on piggyback? You had to have that at field day? I got stabbed in the stomach once doing a sumo wrestling contest at the YMCA. Okay, piggybacking. To piggyback off that, we were driving in a car ride home. I think it was from the studio. One day we were driving home, and we were just bantering back and forth. And she was like, I'll leave and I'll take everything.

And I went, really? And I just went down this dark rabbit hole, i was like let's see as of right now according to the government you'd be unemployed uh i'd have a job so they'd want the kid to have financial resources uh and i was and i went down it was crazy how like i watched too much suits okay it was the time we were watching suits i was like i'd literally immediately have paid and open up a trust all of my monthly funds that I shouldn't be getting paid. Because listen, all my monthly, she was like, but you, she was like, you make whatever amount of money, I'd be good. And I was like, oh no, I'd have paid and opened up a trust.

Put all of the money that I make every month into that and only give me maybe $3,000. So your monthly child support would be based off $3,000. You'd be getting about 200 bones a month. And then as soon as that kid hits 18, I'd cash out the trust. I'd be sitting on ends. And I literally, dude,

it was so bad. It was so dark. The crazy part about that is everybody in this studio knows that y'all, you're joking. And this is like a fun conversation. Y'all are going to get cracked in the comments. No. And that's clearly just,

she's, who gives a hell damn? Who gives a damn? I'm allowed to joke with my wife.. And that's clearly just, she's. Who gives a hell damn? Who gives a damn? She's right there. I'm allowed to joke with my wife. Yeah, he's Andrew Schultz. No. That's what keeps the flames burning.

Ain't that right, honey? Cameron Schultz. Cameron Schultz or Andrew Kennedy in the flesh. Good morning to you. So you had a wicked experience this week. I had a wicked experience this week as well, right? I went back home to Austin, Texas because we both had a little vacation. You did.

Now, I don't go home often. I don't really like it in Austin anymore. Why? Austin sucks. Too much hippies and armpit hair and white women with dreadlocks. That's not right. That's not right. That's not for you.

It's okay. That's not of your land. Like, you shouldn't do that but it's fine so what you want dreadlocks no i don't know if i can say it i don't know there's so much oh my god it's still on your lip there's spit on your lip okay i don't know if i can say it what happened i white people with dreadlocks it just get it's it doesn't feel right it gives me just dirty it's it's the same vibe you whenever you were in high school and you wore a do-rag to school. They told me about it.

I did not want to find photographic evidence, and I'll oblige. Oblige. I don't know. I don't know. Okay, I tried. So every time I'm in Austin, right, I just sit down with my family because we don't get to hang out often. We don't get to talk much. That's good times.

So we just sit down and reflect on our our life our childhood right good time and it's so crazy to me in my 24 years of 25 oh my god he went to austin got on a time machine shrunk his life in my 25 years of life i still learned things about my childhood oh oh god preacher the choir and it's still it's still kind of like it's it's it's helping me it's like therapy it makes me understand how i am today yes so we went to a restaurant in austin at the domain if you're in austin you know that's it and one i have two appetizers i always get first one is is fried pickles. Second one, fried calamari. I love calamari. It's my favorite.

Good little fish. I order the calamari. I say, excuse me, waitress. I'm sitting down. My dad's in front of me. My brother's to the right. He's hitting me with his foot. And my mother's diagonal, right?

And so the waitress comes over. And she goes, what can I get y'all to start? I say, don't talk, family can I get y'all to start? I say, don't talk, family. I'll do the fried calamari. She walks away. My dad goes, huh, calamari. I'm like, what's funny about calamari?

He goes, you don't remember? I said, Mark, what the hell are you talking about, dog? He goes, you used to play with calamari in the bathtub. I said, what? I said, I did what? He goes, yeah, whenever we'd go to restaurants, you would tell us to get calamari to go so you can make the squids, like, swim in the bathtub. And I go, did you do it? Did you order the calamari? He goes, every time so i would have fried

calamari in the bathtub as a kid and i'd go and make them swim you're a sociopath you're an absolute murderer a strange individual and you need help what first off your parents are way too nice so nice if my kid was like i want to order fish to bring it home in the tub, put it in my dirty bath water with my naked body and play fishy grounds, I'd probably go, I'm just kidding, I'm kidding. But there's no shot in hell or heaven that I would ever buy my kid an appetizer to not eat but to play with and then make my tub nasty cover smell like san antonio no shot in hell and one more thing when did your dad turn to james earl jones

and you said he was like calamari like that's not your father that is not him oh my god no okay i'm just saying a freak of nature it's it's all starting to make sense it's all starting to make sense and then i exposed something to my parents that i thought they knew like this is a story that i never brought up to them because i thought we were all aware of this situation oh my god it made me think about it because i was on a road trip austin's like three hours right good thinking time in the car and so i was on my way to austin and i was like just thinking i had to pee really bad and this story came back up when i was a kid right i was probably like seven eight years old right oh god i have older cousins right and my older cousins had kids they had babies right and i remember i don't know why

i was in a car with just my cousins because my mom wouldn't have let that happen ever well i was in the just my older cousins right how old we talking clearly driving age they're like 20 something okay right and they had a kid and you're seven or eight yeah and so they were like immature with a with a child like they're just immature ignorant dudes with a child and they had diapers in the car and so i think we were driving to like six flags and i was like i'm not gonna say my cousin's name but i was like cuz cuz i really gotta pee and he goes man just hold it just hold it dog and i said i don't think i can't and so i was annoying i was annoying as kid i was annoying there for like 15 20 minutes about like like I was just constantly saying I have to pee I have to pee and they got frustrated

with me they said hey grab one of the diapers dog either you hold it or you grab one of the diapers no you didn't no you absolutely didn't I was eight and you know better you know bet you were wearing boxer briefs at eight. Oh, yes, you were. What were you wearing, a G-string? What were you wearing at eight? That's crazy. What were you wearing?

Boxer briefs. No, the Walmart pack with Yu-Gi-Oh on the side. Those are boxer briefs. Are they? Do those count as boxer? Oh, well, I didn't know. I'm not really versed in the kiddie underwear division like you. I'm not versed in the kid underwear. You're like, no, the ones with the legos on it

that's their boxer briefs yeah and so i i remember oh my god and i always like that was my party trick when it was babysitters my cousins anytime somebody came over i'd get naked and i'd go like that like that was my thing so me being butt ass in front of my cousins was not a new thing so i had no problem de-drawing, and I put on a diaper. I didn't pee. I didn't have to pee anymore. Timeout. Yeah.

You put it on. What am I supposed to do? I thought you were just going to kind of grip and piss. Well, I was eight. Now I would just grip and piss. How small were these diapers? And how bad did they fit you i don't remember that how long did it stay on your body i don't know and where did your real underwear go but back on you enter the amusement

park with a diaper on it no no no i i don't remember the specifics of it i remember de-boxing this and like and going up i don't really remember the details but I remember as soon as I did I took it off he said man throw it out the window throw it out the window and I threw it out the window so you littered as well oh yeah so you okay let me tell correct me if I'm wrong and I found out that my cousin's mom was at a ditty party this weekend she was no like back in the 90s oh you gotta pray I gotta talk to her i don't talk to her i don't i don't know her i really don't even know her name you gotta go and hit one of these record and be like so uh at this party right but i don't think she got in i think she was just like

in the front lawn because he he let certain people in the front lawn and then in the house and then in rooms i think she was just one of the lawn yeah i think she was one of the lawn folks oh my yeah that's still wild though yeah that's like when i found out my sister worked for the I think she was just one of the lawn folks. Oh my. That's still wild though. That's like when I found out my sister worked for the Tiger King. Excuse me? My sister worked for the Tiger King. She was at Joe Exotic?

Yes. Heather? My sister was employed by the Tiger King when all that shit was happening. When was she in Oklahoma? And in her crazy years. She said she worked there for a week. Your sister had a wicked life. The stories of your sister.

She was in whatever clothing, spitting ever clear out of her mouth, the fire at Coyote Ugly. I mean, she could have been cast in three different movies. She's a legend. She worked at the Tiger King place, at the zoo. She knew Joe Exotic. And not to shed light on a dark situation but the guy that um unalived in the in the documentary she knew him god bless yeah

and she said it was crazy like did she know the girl she worked there for like a week she said the shit was weird it was it was really weird and strange it was going on she didn't like it she came back she should have got a bag during covided just talked about it that's huh she lived there for a week she worked and lived there for like one week she said shit was way too weird and that's insane yeah and i because i i literally pulled it up just ran i was like have you seen this crazy shit like have you watched it she's like watch it i lived it dude excuse i literally was like wait what'd you just say and then bro she's full-blown told me. And my mom walks in the room. She's like, yeah, she's not lying.

I was like, you let... I was like, your family has secrets. I was like, what is happening? That is... The You Should Know Podcast. So you've always been picky about your produce. But now you find yourself checking every label to make sure it's Canadian.

So be it. At Sobeys, we always pick guaranteed fresh Canadian produce first. Restrictions apply. No, yeah, there's a lot of shit that I feel like we both don't know. About our childhood? Oh, my God. I think I want to start keeping it that way. Oh, okay. This has absolutely nothing to do with it. You don't want to learn more about yourself?

No. Why? It's scary? I learned I played with fried squid in my bath. Yeah, that's unacceptable. I'm not going to lie. I got to have a talk with you. Maybe that's why I'm metallic.

Oh my God, the metal smell. Yeah. That's where it comes from. Okay, that just sparked this memory. Good morning. And it does not relate, but it is ridiculous. Okay, so this is a story that happened to me like about four or five months ago okay so i was sitting there playing uh 2k sitting where on the couch on my couch okay

sitting at the house playing 2k right and i had my apple watch on because i just went to the gym nerd and i got mad at the game you say nerd yeah i use it to count my calories but i got mad at the game and i was sitting there and for the sake of not having a lot of bleeps I was like mother I hate myself I hate my life god I suck getting your cultural bag yeah my the Siri hears it okay so at the same time my laptop is open right I don't even know this was a like a thing but the google search from Siri was then in my like my laptop history like because they're synced whatever i didn't know that was a function so my laptop searches that what i said and in the search bar like a google search bar i was like i hate myself i don't want to be here uh shit this

all that right and not no i had no clue it happened because it didn't make a noise or anything so the day ends i close the laptop all that shit the very next day sanjan comes over and he asks me to use my laptop to print something off and he opens my laptop and the search bar says i hate myself i don't want to be here help me why has this happened to me and sanjan literally looks at me and his jaw drops he goes bro are you all right and i was like and and i was just like with the back i was like what are you talking about i was like yeah i'm all right he goes no dog we gotta get you and he was like dead ass like concerned for me he was like what do you bro like do we need to take you somewhere i'm like what the fuck am i what are you talking about he's like he's like

don't take it out on me i'm like what are you talking about he goes bro what are you okay and he shows it to me and i literally said this this and just like bald from laughing, bro. Cause I was like, dog, that was from a video game. I don't even know how that happened. But just imagine like, imagine you walking in, you open my laptop and it's like, I hate myself. I don't want to be here. Shit.

I think I'd ignore it. Oh bro. Oh yeah. I think I, if I wait, what? I think if I opened your your your computer and it had that in the search engine i don't know if i'm bringing that up i would i'd probably knock you out if i walked into your house and that was in your search bar yeah i'd probably hit you in the back of the head get you unconscious i would then take put you in a car and you would wake up in a center like

you'd wake up somewhere getting help i would not let you talk me out of it. You're good with the words and the tongue. Hello. But I would not. Why would you let that go? Because that's over. I'm struggling. That's above my pay grade, brother.

Like, I just want you to, like. No, it's not. I know there's certain things I can help you with. If you're at the point where you're Googling. But no, no. You have to be there for me in my darkest. Hey, brother. A clean slate. Good luck. I'd be like, hey, you got a wife, brother. You're a sick man for me in my darkest... Hey, brother. A clean slate.

Good luck. I'd be like, hey, you got a wife, brother. You're a sick man. You got a wife and a mom. But clearly, I'm keeping it from her. If I'm Googling... You're keeping it from me, too. But you found it.

But you found it. I tell Liv, if anything. No. It's too much. Talk to me. But men can coincide with each other. Because if I saw that, I'd be like, hey, dog. Exactly.

And then we'd help each other. You're a sick bastard. Wow. Wow. That puts it in perspective. It's just too much for me. If I opened your laptop and I saw that, I'd physically grab your body. I'd sit you on the couch and we'd bust down talking about it right now.

I'm not good with those kind of scenarios. Then get good, buddy. I was at Sonic, right? And I was driving through the Sonic and I was trying to find one of the Sonic, and I was trying to find one of the pews. I was trying to find one of the pews to park at to order my mozzarella sticks, large onion ring, and a Smashburger vanilla Coke, right? That's what I ordered. A pew.

A pew. Let's break that down. Maybe a parking spot? No, a pew. A pew where you order. Because it's not just a parking spot. You order at the Sonic. It's a parking spot with a screen.

I have never heard someone ever in their existence say a pew outside of the holy building itself. There's no pews at sauna. Is a pew just reserved for the holy word? Never seen one outside of it. Does that make it a fact, though? No. Okay. But have you ever seen a pew?

What's the definition of a pew? You tell me. A gun sound. What? Can somebody look up the definition of a pew? What's the definition of a pew? You tell me. A gun sound. Can somebody look up the definition of a pew? Look up the definition of a pew. Because a pew, I think it's just a section off area. Not with a screen for mobile ordering of fast food.

What's the definition of a pew? What's the definition of a pew? A pew is a long bench with black plates and robes in the main part of some churches to the seat of the congregation. So, okay, so that's just okay. No, I was wrong. That's fine. It's not even a part of some churches to the seat of the congregation. So, okay, so that's just okay. No, I was wrong. That's fine.

It's not even important, a part of the story. I was going to my pew, right? And I was circling the Sonic, right? And it was dead empty. So I was like, ooh, I got every pew to pick from. But then I was like, my order's going to come out quick. It's going to be great. But then I saw one of the Sonic roller skating girls,

and she was crying, like like right behind the building. And I said, I'm not here for that. I cannot be here for that. I can't help you. And so I drove six miles to a different Sonic because I don't do well in emotional scenarios. I can't, I can't help you, ma'am. Whatever tip I give you is not going to mend your heart.

You're joking. You're f***ing joking. You are joking. I swear to you. You're either, okay. Maybe I'm a sociopath. Oh, no, there's no maybe. You're either a sociopath or you have the biggest heart the world has ever seen. I think it's the latter.

I don't know. I think there's somewhere gray ground. I think it's because I feel so much empathy for people that I can't be around it because I'll be sad. And I don't want to be sad. But you said the girl was smoking a cig by the dumpster. I didn't say she was smoking a cig. I might have said that. But you said she was in the back.

Yeah. Why not just pull to the front? She's the only one working there. I assume. Other than the cooks and the chefs. There we go. If she's sitting down smoking. I keep putting that on her jacket. She was just standing up crying, and she was really boo-hooing.

No, if you're standing crying, something's wrong. If you stand and cry, that is a strange thing you're doing. You might have needed to park the car and give her a hug. Oh, God, no. Why? I don't hug strangers. But what if she needed it? What if someone wanted to hug you?

I needed mozzarella sticks. But you drove six miles out of the way to get them because she would have interfered with the taste was this the sonic right by your house no this is a new one in huddo where what was that what was that huddo that sounds like an acronym what does that stand for huddo no it's just the name of the city in austin oh my god God. Okay, it's in Austin. I was in Austin, yeah. Oh, I was like, that's not a real place you just said. Okay, I do have a question for you. Because going on the thing of I might be a sociopath, right? Maybe.

My biggest fear, and I've said this a lot, is being kidnapped, right? But then I started being like, let me stop being a victim. There you go. Let me kidnap somebody. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I didn't say that.

Not that. No. There's all the evidence, we need. No. All the evidence is right in front of our eyes, ladies and gentlemen. No, I didn't say let. Well, I did say it, but I didn't mean. You said, I didn't say let. Well, I did say it, but I didn't mean. I'm going to.

I'm just saying I've never thought about the perspective on the other end. Are you vouching for kidnappers? No. What are you doing? No, I'm just saying how would my life change if I did. No, I'm going somewhere. This is bad. You're going in the wrong direction, pal. You're digging a grave right now.

How would my life change if I kidnapped someone? Okay. I was thinking about you when I kidnapped somebody. My God. No, I'm not going to kidnap you, right? But just say I did snatch somebody up. Say I kidnapped somebody. Okay.

And I told you. I said, Cam, I got him. I got somebody. Right? I'd say, who? Who? Who. I got somebody. I'd say, who? Who? Who'd you get? What does that mean?

You'd be at a lost words. I'd say, I've been watching too much you. The show you on Netflix. I'm Joe Goldberg. I have a warehouse with a box. Somebody's in my box. That's a rough one. That is glorious yet rough at the same time. That's a rough one. That is glorious yet rough at the same time.

That's how I like it. I was about to say, even that right there. I love it. I think that describes my sex life. Glorious and glorious and rough. I'm so gentle. You barely know I'm there. My shit was calm and slow.

You barely know I'm there. I'm so sorry. No, I can't there. My shit was calm and slow. You barely know I'm there. I'm so sorry. No, I can't. God, that would be very disturbing. Okay. If I... You there? I'll be like, I don't know.

I'm already done. I'll be like, I'm done. She's like, that was my thigh. Shit. Sorry. I don't know if that can stay. Here we go. They play this in barbershops, dog.

Okay. Let me say this. If I did kidnap somebody and I told you about it, what would the first thing you do is? You're struggling. What would be the first thing that you do? Okay. Do you want to role play? Let's role play.

Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Never mind. Offers off the table. Stop that. That's a lot of neck. Role play. Give me the call.

Wait. Okay, I'm calling you. Yeah, that works. Give me the call. You said if you tell me, what am I going to go, hey, what's up, bro? You kidnapped someone today? Like, I don't know this is happening. Okay, here we go.

I'm calling you because I kidnapped someone. Here we go. Cam, what's up, buddy? You kidnapped someone today? Like, I don't know this is happening. Okay, here we go. I'm calling you because I kidnapped someone. Here we go. Camelot. What's up, buddy? Why the hell are you laughing? I kidnapped somebody. What? Speak up.

What are you? Hello? I kidnapped somebody. I have them. You what? So I got a little bored. You got bored? And I've been watching a lot of you on netflix and i like joe goldberg all right bro shut up well no i dead ass not dead ass you did

i got somebody you get what do you mean you got somebody i kidnapped them you you kidnapped someone yep where are they why who is it i don't really know you kidnapped a stranger that's mostly how they happen no there's no motive just a lot of netflix so where are they oh i have a warehouse what you have a warehouse it's like a storage locker and i break my phone in half throw it in a garbage disposal i am not getting dragged into a into a federal federal FBI level case for you. but we'd still have to record. So what would you do? Just ignore it?

It would literally, this is how the episodes would look like. Go. Say something. We got co-hosts. I'd be like, I had a great week.

You would look at me different? Are you serious? No, dead ass. You know me in my heart and soul. I would never hurt them. Let's break this down. Why are you taking them? Because I need companionship? No, dead ass. You know me in my heart and soul. Let's break this down. I would never hurt them. Let's break this down.

Then why are you taking them? Because I need companionship. You're kidnapping them for a pal? You're kidnapping them for a friend? I feel like that's why most kidnappings happen. Not most, but there's got to be people out there. The people are deranged. They go, oh, now you're my friend.

You're going to stay here with me. Yeah. That person wants to kill you. They want to completely get out of your warehouse. I get that. They go, oh, now you're my friend. You're going to stay here with me. That person wants to kill you. They want to completely get out of your warehouse. I get that. And bring the entire force of the government down on your head. Okay, I get that, but my motive doesn't matter.

Scratch that. I got somebody. 100%. So if I had a good reason, you'd be okay with it? Yeah, you're saying you got someone like it's a bass in a lake. Like you just got him. You're just there and you got him. And it just happened. It was a good Wednesday. You just got somebody. Don't catch a release. Like, you just got him. You're just there and you got him. And it just happened. It was a good Wednesday.

You just got somebody. Don't catch a release. Yo, yeah, no. If you had reason, if you were like, hey, bro, this person was, like, messing with my mom for, like, two months and she's been telling me, but I never told you about it. And, bro, remember how I said I went to Austin? I got him, bro. He's in the trunk.

Yeah. That's like, holy shit, really scary. Do I help him? I at least feel where he's coming from but like what what's your end goal if it's to shake him up and scare him a little bit and send him back to the wild maybe you know i don't plan that far in advance exactly you you don't plan that far in advance and you don't play to get even you play to win every time so if you go yeah i got a warehouse with a nice hitch saw next to it i got a a couple tranquilizers wait

i'd be like who are you okay but that that's Okay, but say I did kidnap somebody and I was like, Cam, I can't really go out right now because I'm with them. Will you run to Lowe's for me and get me some more tape? Now, what in the hell would I look like going into a Lowe's and asking for some lumber, tape, two buckets of formaldehyde, and a couple rags. It seems like you know the recipe. No, I've watched TV shows, too. I've watched TV shows.

Okay. You're an asshole. Let's just start there. You're going to kidnap someone, but then make all the receipts and the breadcrumbs point to the white man well i would get more time but you would definitely be in a conflict don't say that don't say that oh not even like that as long as you know don't say that it's the reverse andrew schultz at least you acknowledge it thank you you're welcome here we go well okay honest to god what

would you want me to do help but why why why do you need my help i need help with everything but that's true but why do you need my help for this specific like if i if i knew that i did something that could then endanger your future i wouldn't put it upon you now if i really messed up like are you are you in a like a like a manic state convicted state no you're like i did this bro i don't know what to do like i want to let him go but i don't want to get in trouble no i'll go that way i'd help you if You're like, I did this, bro. I don't know what to do. Like, I want to let him go, but I don't want to get in trouble? No, I'll go. That way I'd help you. If you're like, I'm going to make this burn or something like that, I'd be like, dog,

you're really scaring me, bro. You're really scaring me. Do you have a lazy eye? Do I have a lazy eye? I swear to God, the right one drifted. No bullshit. No, it did not. I have a picture of it.

Okay, yes. What? What? Yo, Cam, you got a... Was that planted? What the hell was that? No, Cam, you have a loose eye, dog. No, I don't.

He hasn't spoken like two minutes, and he just pops out, I got a picture of a lazy eye. Look, I got it. Bring it here. What? Bring it here. And then we're going to pop this up on the screen if it's dead ass. What are you...

How do you have a picture of my lazy... I don't have a lazy eye. I don't have a lazy eye. I don't have a lazy eye. Yo, Kim, you are 360ing surveillance in this room. No, I'm not. Dude, no, this one, it's that one. Oh, shit!

It's like the longer you look at it, it's like those old paintings that follow you, dog. Like, look at that. I don't have a lazy eye. I just look like a killer in this picture. I'm like, I'm pissed at whoever's taking the photograph. You look like you have a magnet on one side of the room and that eye is attached to it. Now my nose looks a little uneven, but... That picture's going to be on the screen.

Oh my God. And my beard is... Okay. I have a... Now we've discovered Something new about candy I have a lazy eye I'm pissed off right now Where'd that come from

Is it possible To have two lazy eyes Do you see black specks When you In your eyes sometimes Yeah 100% Do you really It's very normal

Everybody does Oh my god I thought my eyes Were getting like Burned by the sun When I was on the beach No no no I was closing my eyes

And then I was looking around like with my eyes closed and black dots were following me. I think it's because of light. When light hits you, it happens. Oh my God. Okay, you just made my day. But is it possible to have two lazy eyes? I think so.

It's like two dice in your skull. It's just like... Today we're going left. It's just like... Can you see out of your lazy eye? I don't have a lazy eye. No, not you, but just a person with a lazy eye. Can you see out of it?

I think so. I think it's a little distorted you, but just a person with a lazy eye. Can you see out of it? I think so. I think it's a little distorted maybe, but... Do you get dizzy? No. I would assume not. Because imagine, I'm locked in right now.

Like, I'm straight. I'm like on a steady cam right now. Yeah. If this little bastard over here started going this way when I was walking, you can like...

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And anytime I leave home for a while, I did this a lot on tour. Anytime I come back home from a trip, the first thing I do is go to the mailbox, right? Yes. I don't get it, to be honest. Mail? I don't get how powerful mailbox people are. Oh, yeah. Like, do you understand that?

And how many goddamn keys do they have? Genuinely, how does that work? They have a magic key. Excuse me? They have a key that opens all the mailboxes. How does that work? How is there one key? Because every key lock is different on a mailbox, right?

Yeah. How is there one key that fits all that? You've never heard of a master key? No. Yeah, master key. So there's a key. Like, there's doors. They have individual keys that have the exact code,

but then there's a master key that's, like, really loose and can open, like, multiple locks. It's a master key. Is this accessible on, like, anybody can buy a master key? I mean, it depends on your locks. It depends on who you're working for and who you know. No, I'm saying, like, can I, as a civil human... No, you cannot buy a master key for that lock.

But how do they make master keys? The master key comes with it at the conception of the mailboxes. So they build all these boxes. They have the master key. They probably copy that and give it to the postman. But this mail person doesn't just come to my neighborhood. They go to the neighborhood 20 miles away too. Second master key.

That's insanely smart. Yeah. How do they know what mailbox to put my stuff in? A thing called the address on it. Okay, that's fine. My address is not on my mailbox. I know. My mailbox is like H4.

Yeah. How do they know that Peyton Harden's mail goes to H4? Blankety, blankety, blank address is H4. Probably have a chart. Probably memorized it. Yeah. How do they know that Peyton Harden's mail goes to H4? Blankety blankety blank address is H4. Probably have a chart. Probably memorized it. Something. There's no way they're memorizing a thousand addresses with a thousand different things. You're probably right.

They probably have a chart. This house is H4. This house is H5. This house is H6. And once you do it like that, house goes in numbers. So your neighbors, if you're, say your house was was one your neighbors is typically going to be five or three like there's an odd side of the street even side of the street two go to four four to six you're like what you're like because i genuinely thought like especially as a kid i thought like male people were like

magicians like that it was like you thought they had a a wizard amount of keys like a i genuinely thought they had like this shit of keys, and they were just going through. But that parlays me into another question, and I don't think you have the answer for it. Okay. Amazon Prime is from the devil himself. How the hell does Amazon Prime one-day delivery work? Genuinely, deadass, how does that work? It's in the warehouses.

How big is this goddamn warehouse very low okay i could order a ranch soda like a gimmick soda and a very specific camera battery yeah at the same time and they will be delivered to me in the next eight hours yeah how warehouse they're gonna have some in inventory because there's only certain things that are available for same day delivery so the reason it are available for same-day delivery. So the reason it's available for same-day delivery. 90% of things I've ever wanted are same-day delivery. No.

Then you're ordering some baseline shit. I literally ordered like a Kit Kat and a plain black tea. They're going to have shit like that in stock. No, there's like a ranch soda, like a gimmick soda. Who the? First off, who the fuck is ordering soda from Amazon? They don't have ranch soda at the gimmick soda who the first off there's your who the f*** is ordering soda from amazon they don't have ranch soda at the 7-eleven go to the store go to walmart they don't have ranch soda there like literally it's like ranch dressing soda that's disgusting okay

i wanted to try it yuck i'm not it's not the point yeah how the hell are they getting that in an ac battery warehouse where's. Where's the warehouse, Cam? And how much stuff is in this warehouse? It's a big-ass warehouse. It's a big warehouse. Where do they go? Okay, but how do they know? It gets fulfilled.

You got to understand, electronics and technology is a son of a gun. I messed up. But it gets fulfilled. If it's right there, they can grab it, throw it on a truck, same day. If it's having to come from another warehouse, it gets fulfilled. Those trucks come overnight. It's now at the warehouse that is local. The trucks load up, and they bring it to you.

But how do they know what to put on there? Son of a gun. They just bring stuff random. There's probably demographics. Okay, so they genuinely just go. So you're saying the go the the amazon god literally goes grab that ranch dressing soda grab those two tube socks grab grab that toy yes and grab that that dummy battery yes and somebody's gonna order that yes you're because it's also based on orders

if a thousand if a thousand of those shoes have been ordered in this past month and one pair of these have been ordered we're gonna keep those in stock you think amazon amazon prime is everywhere right yeah so you're saying in the middle of tuscaloosa alabama they just have ranch dressing soda at their warehouse that sounds like some alabama shit yeah they got ranch dressing soda i'm surprised they had in plano texas okay so you're saying they would have podcast equipment in the middle of nowhere in Wyoming. And it's not going to be same-day delivery there, jack wagon. That's not true. You are in a very populated area.

They're going to have more shit here. I don't think someone in Anchorage, Alaska can order a Baker Mayfield jersey and get it the same night. I don't think that's how it works. However, they could probably order a little hatchet or maybe a fish. We live in Dallas. Because that is good for their area. We live in Dallas, Texas.

I can order a Ray Lewis 08 jersey right now and it'll get here in six minutes. Did you hear what you said? We live in Dallas. It's the fourth largest city in the country. They're going to have it all. So you think they just have Ray Lewis jerseys? Yes.

Yes. You think that's a high population of people that just want Ray Lewis, Michael Vick jerseys, huh? And a dog leash. Are you crazy? And a cage. And some betting tickets. You can get I was going with the I heard you. I got it. You're not. God, you're just

making things harder. You're making them harder. That's what I do That is But you just You just need to Accept simplicity sometimes I make them harder And I get them To the finish line

I'm just such a Slope Yes We live in a huge place More things are available Hey did you ever learn Supply and demand More humans live here

More shit's needed I get that. So stock it more. How big is this goddamn warehouse where you can have a Ray Lewis? First off, it's not one warehouse. It's not the AT&T Superdome. It's not a massive spaceship. You said the warehouse.

That implies one fucking warehouse. There's a warehouse probably in Coppell, somewhere over there. That's a city near us. God, I need to buy. You need to get encyclopedias. You need to have a daily challenge where you read something for 10 minutes. Just random shit. It'll make things click more.

It'll make them click more. Okay, sorry. You need to read more. Sorry it doesn't make sense to me that there's a Willy Wonka chocolate factory warehouse down the street from me that can get me AC batteries and I can order French Bulldogs in the same place. I can get a Michael V and I can order French Bulldogs in the same place. I can get a Michael Vick jersey. That doesn't make sense to me.

Sorry. Is there refrigerators in there too? Because you can get overnight groceries in the same truck that you get goddamn lights. Amazon. Amazon worked out the kinks and they're doing the damn thing. What's your weirdest kink?

My weirdest kink? I love a good elbow. I absolutely love a back of the neck. I am obsessed with the back of my wife's neck. That is one of the first things you would say to me. I don't know if you know this, Liv. Okay, first of all, we have a name for camp. No, you can't say that.

You can't say that. But this one, this is damning. Go ahead and give her a hug. Come on, go give her a hug. I said, go hug her. She needs a hug today. I said, go ahead and feel that back of that neck. Deadass.

When I used to tell Peyton, I'd literally be like, bro, Liv's back of her neck is so soft. And they weren't even dating, bro. We were all just friends, bro. Why was I handing her neck? Yeah, you're like Peyton, bro. I swear to you, the back of Liv's neck, dog, it's the softest thing you have ever felt. And I was like, all right, bro. And he goes, no, no.

He's like, no, no, no, let's go to Rosler, which is a dorm down the street. Okay. Oh, my God. And he would be like, we're all going over there anyway. I'd be like, yeah, in eight hours. No, no, no. We just got out of basketball practice. No way.

I said, let's go to rosler to grab a neck there's no way that's what you did that's some joke that's how i figured i had tattoos back then that's some joe goldberg shit 100 you said oh you got some ink i'm just like it's like what if you were feeling the neck and i'm just like yeah i'm like feel that neck no but what if what if back in the friendship like we could be a fly on the wall we got to read like replay it and live would go in for like a side hug and i was like what's up girl and i like grabbed her neck i was like i mean i don't think it's too far hell of a neck come on now what's your weird what's what's a what's a body part that you love that's not normal yeah

you ever seen how a lamborghini opens up? Put two and two together. You know what I mean? You ever had to put a pamper on? You ever cleaned a diaper before? You ever been through a car wash? Golly. I had to take hot yoga for three weeks to to get that kind of you know what I mean poster boy fart bro

in the world and my dumb ass did it in the mic so just god you're gonna have jaundice when you wake up pink eye yeah not jaundice pink eye i knew something to do with colors oh no Oh no, Preston. Preston was so mad. Oh, he was about that. Because somebody figured it out. Somebody figured it out. They put two and two together. And they DM'd him.

And they didn't have a picture of Michael Jordan. And the caption on it said, it looks like he cries sunny D. Oh, poor Preston, man. No, he's good now, though, right? Yes, yeah. He doesn't currently have it, does he? No, I don't think so. Okay. Who?

He's y'all's baby. How the hell is our baby going to have jaundice? Okay, we got it. What does that even mean? I guess there's steps leading up to that. Okay, speaking of Preston, right? Me and my brother had this debate. I told you, I debate with other people, not just you.

How do you scroll on Twitter? How do you scroll on Twitter? Do you go up? Like, you scroll, like, your finger goes upwards. You have to scroll up, and then the page is going to follow, and you see new content. Okay, because I scroll the other way. You are a bastard.

Mine makes way more sense than yours does it does okay explain it because it doesn't okay so you go from top and you go to the bottom yes your finger is going up yes that is that's wrong how is that wrong because how do you how do you want a story to be told to you that didn't make sense. Yeah, what? By scrolling through children's books? How is history told? Where are you getting that? Where are you getting that?

How is history told? From the beginning to the new, right? Okay, yes. On Twitter, the older stuff is at the bottom of the feed, and you want to go to the new. If you scroll from new to old that's like learning stuff in backwards what the hell my first question is what's on your timeline on your twitter everything is it straight just news yeah like i need to know this and then it gets older and older and older and older oh

yeah but no it doesn't matter it doesn't matter that definitely matters how you you're supposed to refresh the page. No. Go to the top. Oh God, no. That's the newest content out right now. And then you go from newest to what's already been seen. No, that's so dumb. That's so backwards and ugly.

You're the, you're the only one that opens Twitter and is happy when it refreshes. Yes. That's so strange. It pisses me off. Like when I open Twitter and the first thing I see is like probably like a fire, like tweet or something that's funny or like trending that i want to read and then it automatically refreshes and i'm at the top now i'm out of twitter i don't want twitter anymore that's a you problem buddy but you're the only person that wants the newest stuff first i guarantee every other person

in this room right now goes like that no because you want to learn what you've missed i want to see what i've been missing and You've missed all of it. And then I'm going to catch up to what's now. But you've missed all of it. So what does it matter if you get the now or the five hours ago? Because you're not missing what's now. What? You don't miss what's now.

You're there now. Now is now. Now is not then. Exactly. But you just proved my point. No, I did not. If you want to see the things that are now, you would immediately go to the top. Because you just said the things that already happened doesn't matter.

So you would go to the top. I didn't say that. I didn't say it didn't matter. So you said you don't want to miss now. But when you- I said I don't want to miss what happened. And I don't want to miss now. Oh!

Oh my god! He's gonna- Oh my god! He almost had me! You're a snake! You were an anaconda. Because you just said you want to- You just- You said- to see. You just.

You said. Stop that. You stopped that eye. You said you, when you open Twitter, you want to see what's happening now. No, I said I don't. I said. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

He said I. Oh, my God. Roll the tape. Roll the footage. Did I not just say I hate whenever I open my Twitter and it refreshes? I did not say that. You said that, but then what did you say next? I don't remember.

You said, what's happened in the past has already happened. I want to see what's happening now. That is what you said. And you know what it is with that J. Cole crooked smile. You're hiding my laugh. You're keeping the laugh behind the lips. You said you want to see what's happening now. So if you want to see what's happening now.

Yeah, but I want to catch up. Oh, now you're changing. No, I'm not. I'm reading a book. I'm reading a story. Thank you, Pierce. Shut up. You want to see what you've missed. You want to catch up. Oh, now you're changing. No, I'm not. I'm reading a book. I'm reading a story. Thank you, Pierce. Shut up. You want to see what you've missed.

You want to see what you've missed, and you catch up to now is what I'm saying. Who wants to go back in time? You misspoke. No, I didn't. That's what I said. Oh, you misspoke. Whatever. Roll the footage.

Roll the footage. But I guarantee you can pull 100 people. You're the only one that does that. Okay, but leave it in the comments right now. Which way do you scroll? Leave it in the comments. Do you scroll up to the new... Name another app you do that in.

Did I bring up another app? No, but I'm saying all social medias are relatively the same. There's a timeline. That's not true. That's not true. Not with the comments saying how you navigate. That's not true. Facebook.

You use Facebook? I do. And you can use Facebook now too. Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok. It's all a vertical timeline that you can scroll to get your content. Snapchat is this way. But you don't have a choice on the other apps. You can't start from before and go up to new. It automatically gives you new. Exactly. Twitter is used so you can use the old and go to the new. But I'm saying in the same way,

all the other ones, they don't even give you the option. Yeah. They say you're going to start here and you're going to go down. That's why I didn't bring it up. But I'm saying in the same way all the other ones they don't even give you the option yeah they say you're gonna start here and you're gonna go down that's why i didn't bring it up but i'm saying if three other things are saying that's the right way and this one just gives you the option you can go up and down whatever don't you think the right way to do the same as every other app i think that's left and right brain you know what i mean i think you're using like middle brain like a deep cortex or something you got some voodoo going on in there whatever okay you know what to hell with your weird scrolling addictions and your weird your your things i think i'm on your team and i love you and your eyes i think i think if anybody were to have a voice on scrolling it would be me i doom scroll for hours my screen time is 19 hours. Peyton, I don't have anybody. You have us.

Benny. No, you don't. You have us. It was like Rothy. She said, Peyton, that's awful. That's really bad. I actually scored on an iPad. I'm coloring.

19 hours. Yeah, it doesn't matter. What were you saying? No, no, no. That does matter. No, no, no. We've done this. And I don't want to. People talk to me.

But by statistics, that means you were asleep for for five i sleep four to five hours a day that's my normal three four or five it's a placebo to get eight that's too much sleep are you retired and 65 years old because my meemaw would stay up until 1 and wake up at about 5. And she was good to go because she had nothing to do. No, I go to sleep about 4 or 5, wake up at 8, 9. You know what I mean? Okay, regardless, we'll talk about that off camera. We're going to need to cut that in half.

Okay. Half of that. Give me some friends. I have a quiz for you. Quizzes are our staple staple i absolutely love it and i love to see how your brain works and so does everyone else and i hate it it's like my least favorite thing we do you like them there's a small party there's a small little sliver of your i'm not gonna lie when i do get things right it's a feeling i never get it's very euphoric oh i was gonna say a word that starts with a no you know what i mean that

one here we go what's the quiz this quiz is simply what is louder you're gonna do a loud quiz we're gonna see your common sense on everyday objects and which do you think is louder on the decibel chart so race better not be in here did you think i was gonna start with whites or black cameron schultz i don't know what would be the answer see cameron schultz i'm not doing that that is not funny you start it's not funny it's not funny at all and that's not funny honestly it's a little bit disrespectful and you shouldn't even laugh about that so that's not funny oh it's so funny yeah don't i go i go the trek so Shrek So This is simply

What is louder Which is louder Whatever you want to say Okay First one We're going to start simple Which do you think is louder God damn what

Normal breathing Or a mosquito buzzing What Normal breathing from a person Or a mosquito buzzing Small Are they a mouth breather Sure How big is a mosquito About a medium size Mouth breathing It's definitely louder breathing from person or mosquito buzzing small are they a mouth breather uh sure how big's

mosquito about a medium size mouth breathing it's definitely louder absolutely wrong oh is this like a scientific quiz oh it's yeah it's on decibels it's not like your opinion what fun would that be you're getting right and wrongs brother oh normal breathing clocks in at about 10 decibels on average a mosquito buzzing is 20 so you're oh for one how close is the mouth breather how close are they measuring them from the same thing it's just in a it's scientific all right i didn't do the potting go to cambridge and conduct the study what website is this this i don't know but here we go okay next one a quiet work office or moderate rainfall which one's louder which is? That's the name of the quiz.

You're not guessing which one's more fun, which one's dirtier, which is louder. And you said a quiet office. A quiet office or moderate rainfall. So a quiet work environment.

Okay, obviously the rainfall if it's quiet in the office. It only beat it by five. Quiet office. Moderate rainfall, 50 decibels. Quiet office, 45. The literally thing said quiet. But it's a quiet office. rainfall 50 decibels quiet office 45 the literally thing said quiet but it's a quiet it's a quiet there's people there's people talking that's not quiet then oh you're the quiet police now you got a loud gauge in your back pocket okay we're gonna get

a little louder a vacuum cleaner or a washing machine which one's louder yes which one's louder? Yes Which one's louder? What are you I ask that after every question Yeah like god Are you okay? Which is louder? Washing machine Full load of clothes Okay

On or a vacuum cleaner I thought you said a microwave Someone get him some water Someone get him something to drink What kind of neighborhood are we in? What? Because some washing machines sound like there's a bunch of panties in them. You know what I mean?

It depends on where we're at. Are we in Bel Air or are we in, you know what I mean? Where are we? You know that matters. Oh, my God. That is not funny. Up for consideration. You can pick.

I would say a vacuum is louder. Ding, ding, ding. Vacuum is louder. Clocked at 80 with the washing machine at 70. I don't know. My cousin's washing machine. Here we go. Boy, that shit.

It was like the Santa Joyce fault broke in that room. That motherfucker. You watching Tim's in there? What are you doing? Okay Here we go Here we go A nightclub A full blown nightclub

Or a motorcycle What's the demographic in the nightclub? God You and these specifics But it's so funny Cause they You know it depends I've been to some quiet clubs Full blown nightclub Okay Or a motorcycle You and these specifics, but it's so funny because they do. You know it depends.

I've been to some quiet clubs. Full-blown nightclub. Okay. Or motorcycle. Motorcycle's louder. You sure? Dude, yes. Have you ever had your window down next to a motorcycle with a guy with a very small peen?

Where you're like, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah. Correct. It was louder by 10 decibels. 110 to 100. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. A loud squeaky toy next to the ear or a jet engine. I feel like that depends on whose ear it is.

Some people's ears are sensitive. But that doesn't change whether or not it's clocking a decibel. But you said with the legislation that it is next to somebody's ear. Which ear? That doesn't matter. If you put it next to my grandpa's ear can't hear a thing but that doesn't that doesn't change i would think the only word my grandpa knows is ha squeaky toy next to an ear yeah or a jet engine jet engine they're so loud squeaky toy next to your ear clocks in at 135. It's bullshit. And a jet engine's 130. Put your ear next to a jet engine. Put your ear next to a jet engine.

But it didn't say your ear has to be next to it. A jet engine. So why is my squeaky toy next to your ear? How close am I to the jet engine? I don't know. See, that's a stupid question. That's so stupid. That's up to you.

It's up to me. Okay, if I'm over here, DFW Airport's way over there, I'm not going to hear the jet engine. If a tree falls in the forest, did it still fall? It did fall. And the jet engine still made the noise clocking at 130 decibels. The answer's wrong, and you're now tied. See, that doesn't make sense,

because how close is the decibel reader to the jet engine? Here we go. An airplane taking off, or a shotgun? Shotgun. The Menendez brothers. Correct answer. I watched that. Correct answer. Terrible show. Not terrible. So you're three for two. It's a little awkward. First off, three for two. I don't want to see that. Here we go.

I don't want to see what your dad's doing. A plane taking off from a hundred meters away. Now we're getting into science. Or fireworks. I don't know how many feet. How many feet is a hundred meters? A football field.

I thought that was a hundred yards. It's essentially the same. A hundred feet was 100 yards. It's essentially the same. 100 feet is not yards. I said 100 meters. And I said how much is that in feet? It's almost 300. That's why I said it's essentially a football field. A meter and a yard is not too far off.

Oh. So you're a football field away from a plane and it's taken off or fireworks. What kind of plane? Boeing? Two-seater bowling. Two-seater? A little small joint. Maybe a big boy.

I don't care. It depends. Hey, answer. Fireworks. It's a stupid class quiz because it's all suggestive. I don't even want to play this. It's suggestive. All this is suggestive.

It's all suggestive. I don't even like this game. Last one. A rocket. No. A sperm whale. A this game. Last one. A rocket. No, a sperm whale. A sperm whale. Interesting name, by the way. Why is that?

Or a rocket launching into space. A rocket launching into space. Sperm whale. They must, they must, they must, they must. If that's what they're doing. Sorry, CJ, but they do. You know what I mean? To be louder than a SpaceX.

The SpaceX rocket clocks at 180 decibels. A sperm whale is at a whopping 230. Wait, a sperm whale is louder than a rocket ship. Doing what? Talking? I guess she's speaking, doing a little wave neural links. He's like, it's at 230. That's crazy.

But thank you for failing another quiz. That might have been the worst quiz we've ever done. Because it's not even, I can't get that right or wrong. It's all suggestive. No, you can't. That's all suggestive. It got clocked on a decibel reading. You didn't say what kind of plane it was.

You didn't say how far we were from these things. I don't have the details. That's what I'm saying. It's a bad quiz. Underwater. They got an underwater clockable decibel reader. It's a bad quiz. It's okay, but it was a good idea.

Bad quiz. Because it's all suggested. What about shit answers? What about asking, what, is it louder four times? The You Should Know Podcast. There are very few things that you can be certain of in life. But you can always be sure the sun will rise each morning.

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Well, you know, the same way I yell at you. That's really not good. That's really not good then. Because you say some hurtful things to me no it's not what I said it's how I said it because we're at the cheesecake factory they have the best bread me and my family loves the cheesecake factory you put a lot of butter on that bread and and they brought out a cheese because the the waitress was a fan right so they brought out a free cheesecake a full cake a full wow a full cheesecake and they they said, hey, Peyton, we love the podcast. Here's a free cheesecake.

That's lit. But then I look. My mom said, cheesecake's my favorite kind of cake. And I said, well, it's not a cake, Mom. And she goes, what? Cheesecake is a cake. By what? By what?

Cheesecake. No, I see the name. I see the name. But now name but now we're gonna get political because you can call something something but it's not something okay what defines a cake the the uh the ingredients i don't believe that okay every birthday cake you've had is it sponge that's birthday cakes there's fruit cakes it's literally a cake made of fruit with a gelatin thing it's still a fruit cake what makes something a? I think it's just the way it's formed. So why is a pie not a cake then?

Because it's a pie because there's filling. There's cakes with filling. There's goo filling, but the whole consistency isn't a filling. I think cheesecake's a cake, brother. Is it? I think it's a cake. How so, though? Cheesecake.

No, I get the name. Pretty simple. Okay, what's the difference between a cheesecake and a chicken pot pie then you're kidding me no i'm saying obviously one's got a cockle doodle do in the middle with some green peas and some carrots and then one's nice and in its uh delectable i i completely understand that i'm just saying you're saying it's how it's made or like the consistency of it what'd you say yeah like Yeah, like how it's formed, just the shape of it. Okay, so the shape of a chicken pot pie and the shape. Chicken pot pie. It's not a chicken pot cake.

Okay, why is a pie a pie and a cake's not a cake? Because a pie has a crusted covering with filling on the inside. A cake is all one. It's the same thing. There might be a crust at the bottom like the cheesecake. It's a little harder. I've had filling cake. I've had cake with filling.

What kind of cake is that? It's like that strawberry goo filling. It's called strawberry pie, brother. I'm just kidding. No, no, no. You ever go to like a bakery, right? Yes. And then they have a cake and then you cut it open. There's ooze in it. Yeah. Okay. So why is that a cake? And then a pie is a pie. But that's just, that's the ooze inside of the cake. The pie is all oozing with a crusted top. A little bit of bottom. How's all oozing though? it's just all in there you put you put the little dough at the bottom you fill it with the filling and then you put it on top and you bake it that's a pie goo all goo a cake a lot of goo a cake you can have a cake

build the cake and then put goo inside the cake they don't make chicken pot cakes they make pies i'm starting to get there but they don't make apple cakes. They make apple pies. I'm starting to get... Okay, but there's cheesecake with fruit in it. Fruit on top of it. There's not a cheesecake with fruit in it? Not that I've ever eaten. It's cheesecake ass. Cheesecake kind of sucks. We could all put that out there.

A little sour, and I hate people that claim they like... And it gives you that film. It gives you that film on the teeth. It literally tastes like I'm eating something that is rotten. But the bottom coating is so sugary and delicious. Best kind of cake. Best kind of cake? I'm going tres leches.

That stands for three milk. I can't shit too much. Yeah, you're lactose. What's your best cake? Straight vanilla. Oh, my God. A strawberry cake. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God almighty. Smack my bare white ass and call me rosary oh my lord a strawberry cake to perfection with strawberry icing sometimes when they cut the actual fruit up put on top i love when you get in your fat bag too much you're a little big back bag a strawberry cake with strawberry icing oh my best kind of cake carrot cake you're kidding me a carrot cake carrot cake is god's cake Coffee cake is fire What's coffee cake? You've never had coffee cake?

What is a coffee cake? You got espresso in there? No no no It's like I think There's literally some coffee Crumblings in it But it's like sugary

Oh my god it's good It makes you hyper No I don't think it's caffeinated What's a coffee about it? You eat it I think it's like coffee grounds I don't know

I'm not actually sure That's a teacher's cake But it's like a salty With a sweet God it's damn good No no no Carr carrot cake is the best kind of cake there is no shot in hell how not so shot i don't like eating vegetables for my eyesight no no there's actually not carrot in it there's definitely carrot and carrot cake no no is your whole life a fraud there's no carrot and carrot cake i just taste taste the sponge and the nuts. Yeah, but there's carrot in it. There's not.

I don't think so. I've actually seen a carrot cake be made with a carrot on top of it. Yeah, but that's decoration. No one eats that. I took a bite out of it. Did I do it wrong? Yeah.

I go, 100% it's not right. Carrot cake's ass. It's not ass, but it's not the best. It's the best. No, it's not. But a vanilla, you hit on the head. I hate blue icing, though. Blue not the best. It's the best. No, it's not. But a vanilla, you hit on the head. I hate blue icing, though. Blue icing for children.

Distorts the tongue. The worst kind of cake is an ice cream cake. Oh, my God. Burning hell ice cream cake. Baskin Robbins, when they had the cakes, oh, my God. And then the little weird-ass kid would be like, come to my birthday party. I'd be like, what kind of cake? Because that was important to me.

They'd be like, ice cream cake. I'd go, I'm not going. Because your lactose ice cream cake was designed by Christ himself. I think it was designed by the whites. It might have been. You ever been to a black birthday party and they had ice cream cake? No, they've had. You never been, huh?

Never had that. That's just not that good. I think it's just too much for no reason. What are you going to say? Would they have red velvet? Be careful because the streets are hot right now, and they're not playing these games. Marble cake?

What the hell is a marble cake? You never heard of marble cake? That's what we had at our birthday party. What's a marble cake? If I can be partial. Okay, can't be careful because they are looking for to get you right now. It's a little cake with like, it's like a simple cake. It's so much cheaper.

I'm not laughing, dog. No, it's not funny. That is not funny. You get both cakes. I'm not laughing, bro. That's not funny, dude is not funny. You get both cakes. I'm not laughing, bro. It's not funny, dude. It's cheaper, so you get chocolate. I told you.

The streets are hot right now. We can't make these jokes. No, hey, honest to God, though, no all-joke side, marble cakes, gas. You ever had the cake with the baby in it? What? The cake, and you have to find the baby. What? What? The cake and you have to find the baby. What? What is that?

What the fuck? What are you talking about? A cake finding baby? Or a baby finding cake? You got good luck. Were you in a cult? Were you raised by witches? What do you mean you find a child inside of a dessert and then you get good

luck it's a cultural thing so you can't say no no no no no there's babies in a cake and you find them for good luck no no no it was like we used to we we had it in school and then i went to my what school did you go to we didn't have cake in our school no for like parties like end of the year parties and i remember or it wasn't even in the year, it was like middle of the year. It was like around March or something. You had a March Madness baby cake finding dessert party. I feel like it was for something because we designed the classroom. And then the big thing was the cake and the teacher cut it up and she said, whoever finds the baby. And it was like this little ass, little baby, like this big.

And you find it. No! She needs to go to jail. That teacher needs to go to prison in front of a jury of her peers. She needs to appear. I went to my friend, Kyle Fontenot. I went to his house and his family was really into this baby cake. I remember this being a thing.

Yes. You got to look this up. What's Kyle like? What do you mean? He went to LSU. What's he looking like? Oh, he's African American. Okay.

So is my teacher. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe. Hey, I didn't have the FBI board. I was just trying to get some more background. No, it has to be a holiday or something. No. Y'all never had the baby finding cake.

Welcome to baby cake day. Yeah, you eat it. Is it in a birthday cake or just a birthday cake? It was no one's birthday. It was just a cake. Put the baby in finding cake. Welcome to baby cake day. Yeah, you eat it. And when you... Is it in a birthday cake or is it your birthday? I don't... It was no one's birthday. It was just a cake. Put the baby in the cake. Because when a king cake

is served at a Mardi Gras celebration... Mardi Gras! Obla! Show the... I remember that! Thank you! It says,

find a baby and a king cake is a tradition that's part of Mardi Gras celebration and life is good luck. Thank you. What the f***?

And the birth of Jesus. You get beats and Jesus. That's the best holiday ever. And a little baby and good luck. The baby is baby Jesus. Wait, why the f*** did your teacher do that? She needs to go to jail. I think they were from Louisiana.

She was probably like, alright kids, you found it. Give me a beat. She goes, give me a beat. Okay, hypothetical scenario, right? Yes. Liv's like, hey, I'm going on a girl's trip, right?

Oh, f***. And she goes to Louisiana. But you don't know it's Mardi Gras out there, right? You don't know. It just slips the mind. It slips the mind. You're like, yeah, go'm going on a girl's trip, right? Oh, fuck. And she goes to Louisiana. But you don't know it's Mardi Gras out there, right? You don't know it just slips the mind. It slips the mind. You're like, yeah, go ahead. Go with your friends.

She comes back, and she looks like she robbed a pirate chest, and she has all the beads in the world. I'm going to the nearest law firm, and we're done. No, I'm just kidding. I'm going to go back to the bank. What? She went to New Orleans on, what street is it again? Bourbon Street.

During Mardi Gras and came back with beets. And she said a male stripper held her up in the air sideways and dry humped her. Dude, I saw a video of a male stripper one time. It is strange, brother. They're not human. They're ugly as f**k. Mine had gauges and shit in the f**king bullhorn. I was like, ugh. No, dead ass. I've never understood.

You think you could be a male stripper? Oh, yeah. You want a show? I think you could do good. Give us a show right now. Oh, no. That's on Patreon. I'll give you the show.

Yeah. Pierce is like, I got one. Dude, give me some. He's like, you want my beads, boy? Okay. Something I said? No, I was going to go somewhere. I shouldn't.

You should. Say it real quick. No, no. It's not bad. Like, it won't get me canceled, but it will raise some questions in the friend group. Oh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Time out.

Questions about me. She ain't showing shit for me. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. So, the first time me she ain't showing shit no no no no no no no no so the first time i went to vegas i was 14 and the world was big right and i've never been to vegas i just heard stories right and one of the hotels we were walking through because it's what you do you just walk through different hotels in vegas and there's billboards and posters everywhere and this is the same time Magic Mike was coming out I was a big Channing Tatum fan I've always been a Channing Tatum fan he's a great actor

and he's married to Zoe Kravitz now or engaged I remember on this wall there was a Chippendales poster and there's a bunch of brolic men shirtless with jean shorts on yeah and they got oil on them i was inspired okay let's hear me out there's no punch lines to this story i'm just telling you what my adolescent brain was oh i'm listening and i was like those are some cool guys right there and i saw all the women getting so excited to go in there and yes or no as 14 year old self on a basketball tournament with college scouts you know whatever did i ask my mom i said mom you want to go to the chippendale show and she goes peyton do you know what that is and i said i assume magic mike and she goes exactly and she goes you want to go to that and i said why not and she goes

i don't think you're of age but one day you could definitely go in there you got it when you come back legal and i'm not saying like i wasn't like i wasn't getting let's put that okay sorry but y'all looking at me like that i was just saying that's cool i love a good show i think my biggest concern is you said at 14 with your adolescent brain. You're not an adolescent at 14? Oh, you are, but you definitely know how the world works. No, no. Those aren't cool guys with a cool backstory. I didn't say their backstory.

Those are naked men oiled up for a picture. You're probably a sophomore in high school. I wanted to be, oh, yeah, that's one of the biggest schools we're talking to. That's what I would say. UT recruit caught in a Chippendales in Vegas. You're just like this on the screenshot. I've never understood those kind of – I've never understood strip clubs. I've never had, like, a want to to go.

I mean, either. I've never had a want to to go. I've never been to a strip club. Okay, can't say that. Well, we just have to mute it. But I've never had, a bar. Okay. You can't say that. Well, we just have to mute it. But I've never had like the want to. Like I've never been like, because why would I pay for that? Exactly.

I support small businesses though. The thing, oh, these are corporations. No, I'm talking about the women. Oh, yeah. Okay. Like some of them have their own LLCs. Yes. Sometimes people go in there as a couple.

No, my parents do. Talk a little bit on that. I don't know if it's a diddy freak off situation what are we like what's the i think it's like a bonding thing like i think it's just like we enjoy like to watch like let's be a couple and go in there and watch her shake the loving piss and but the thing about my family is they're people watchers they love to people watch and i don't think there's another place on this earth where there would be better to people watch than that. But is that like perpetrating at that point?

Perpetrating. Is that like, are you watching for entertainment? Or are you watching? Oh, I think everybody else, I think everybody's different. Some people might be recruiting. But I don't, definitely not in my opinion. No, not in your opinion. I know, you know my mom.

Your mom and dad are taking notes. They're like, go number seven. No, I think it's a people-watching thing. I would go with my wife one day. I think that would be fun to do. Hypothetical. You're going to get married. Okay.

Big hypothetical. That's the biggest one of them all. You're going to get married. You entrust me to do your bachelor weekend. I get the okay from Liv that I can go in a in a strip club and just for the for the boys for the moment right we take you to a strip club okay it goes south really quick how south like south pole like the bottom of chile meaning what meaning we go in there and it is extremely i don't want to use certain words, erotic. Oh, my favorite.

Exactly. But you love this woman. Yeah. So now we say this. Here's the question. You promised wifey, hey, we're going, Cam set it up,

it's a boys thing, none of us ever went. She's cool. She's cool with it. She goes, you can look, don't touch. Okay, no problem. Museum. So you get in there,

it's a museum, very delicate museum. Okay, you get in there. Yeah. Oh my. Very delicate museum. Okay? You get in there. Oh, my God. Y'all, it's your snow podcast. That's us. Mercedes turns the corner and absolutely goes to town on you. What do you mean?

Oh, she's throwing ass on you. Oh, she's dancing. Oh, no, it's on you. Oh, yeah, she's like. It is skin to skin. Oh. Yeah, that right there. She's doing this.

That right there, yeah. And I was told I can't touch. And you were told you can't touch. Oh. But then. Excuse me, Mercedes. I put this in park. She goes doing this. That right there, yeah. And I was told I can't touch. And you were told you can't touch. But then. Excuse me, Mercedes. I put this in park. She goes, shut that ass up, boy.

I'd be like, this is not healthy. She goes, I said stop talking. I'd be like, I'm going to call the police. You can't do that. I said no. She goes, I am a cop. Whips off her uniform. She's in a little skimpy police officer thing. But here's the real thing.

You scare me. Can I keep going? Here's the thing I want to know. Right. Say there was someone else recording. You don't know who this person is, but they know you. Kind of like that Kawhi situation. Someone recorded him.

You're not supposed to, but someone did. Losers. Weirdos. Do you tell your woman? Yeah. You do? I'd be like, we got to file a police report. Yeah. I was making sure.

You got to file a police report. If I said get off me and she didn't, I'm calling the cops. Mercedes needs to go to jail. Are you kidding me? Yeah. The You Should Know Podcast. It's truck month at GMC. Tackle the open road with added confidence in a 2025 Sierra 1500 Pro Graphite

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And the link will be available on our social medias, PSHA, Cam, KD, Toy2, Usain O'Pod, everywhere, Facebook, Snapchat, everywhere. It will be available. In honor of that, I think we should do one of the segments we did on tour. We had this thing on tour where we would do Most Likely To blank.

And we would have the crowd pick me or Cam. So Liv has some questions, and we're going to see who it applies to more, me or Cam. Oh, say less. Here we go, Liv. First one. Here we go. Easy.

All right, first question. Who would most likely eat cat food and like it? A hundred percent me. You. I'm not going to lie. A hundred percent you. Because you'd be like, dude, think about the sweet and the salty. The texture is phenomenal.

I'd be like, we're eating cat food. I was like, we're not cats. We're not animals. Go get a Whopper. Why are you eating cat food? Okay, I'm not going to lie, though. I do try weirder things, but your palate is nastier than mine. No, my palate is broad for human being food

that is created and that is stable in its own invention. You're like, let me take one invention and half of another one, mush them together and let's see that.

I got caught... You try utter nonsense. I got caught eating one of Ruby's little dental treats one time because my breath stunk, but I don't think that should define me as a man. That shit says greenies

and it's green. I mean, it's like grass. I've never thought about indulging in it. That's all the proof you need. No. He ate a dog treat. Okay. I thought about trying catnip one time because I heard it'll take you to another place. I didn't do

it though. I didn't do it. Catnip takes you to another place. I didn't do it though. I didn't do it. Catnip takes you to the ancestors. Careful. We all have ancestors. You're paying me to be a villain. Cameron Schultz. Here we go. Okay, next one.

Oh my God. All right, next one. Who would most likely win a staring contest? 100% I would. Me. No, you have a lazy eye.

We found that out this week. I don't have a lazy eye. We found that out this week. I don't have a lazy eye. I have unbelievable concentration. When I need to- You have unbelievable concentration? When I need to summon it. I have crippling ADHD, but if I lock in on one thing, I could stare at a wall for six hours. What?

I can get into a dark place quick. I shut my brain off. What is wrong? It's like an open window. Okay, Cam. A dead ass staring contest? Me. My mind is nothing it is blank that's your mind is firing on all cylinders no i am static 90 of the times like this and i can just lock into that exactly but it's a staring blinking or

staring staring what does that mean a blinking has ever had a blinking contest first one to blink loses that's that's a staring contest. Same thing, babe. I thought there were two different things. I thought a staring contest was just first one to lose focus. Like first one to break the stare. Like this right here, I'm still staring at you. No, you're not. A stare is not defined on the amount of blinks, if any blinks at all. A staring

contest means don't blink. No, that's a blinking contest. Don't blink. Wait, no, wait, wait, wait. That's a blinking contest don't blink wait no wait wait wait no wait that's a blinking contest no wait hold on as a kid you would say let's have a staring contest and y'all would blink at each other yeah and it was first one to either get bored it was like a mental toughness drill it was like the audience and they're like this each other yeah it was first one to cam that's not a stairs as is he's staring what defines a stare no one says to stairs to not blink yes it is that's actually the definition of staring oh you know the definition of stare yes because every kid in america that played a staring

contest doesn't mean that's the definition that means everyone was on the same page as you have me because if everybody's on the same page special if everybody's on the same, that means everyone was on the same page as you had me. Because if everybody's on the same page, if everybody's on the same page, that means it's probably what it is. Oh my god, we should apply that to some of your thinking. We should apply that. That's a fair point. I had staring contests and I had blinking contests.

No way. As a kid, in the comments, tell me if you've had this where you'd be like, let's have a staring contest. Okay, listen to me. How do you win? If someone goes, bro, look look at that bird and you're staring at a bird look at that bird is different than stare at that bird but to stare at something i can stare at something and really focus and naturally blink that no you're looking at that and i'm staring at it you're looking that's my only what you're looking at if you're blinking you're looking to find the definition of i'm telling you at this i, if you're blinking, you're looking. We need to define the definition of a stare. I'm telling you. At this point. I'm telling you something.

Blinking contest. First to blink loses. If it's a blinking contest, that means how many times can you blink? No, it's first to blink. An eating contest. How much can you eat? Right? A running contest.

How fast can you run? A sitting contest. A blinking contest. How much can you blink? No, that's just. A staring contest. How long can you stare? Exactly. that's just... A staring contest? How long can you stare? Exactly.

Staring is to look at something intensely. It has nothing to do with belief. No, that's looking intensely. Someone look up the definition of staring. No, we're here. We're going to figure this out. No, you claim you know the definition. What is the definition of staring?

I am confident you're not. You're confident... I'm... Someone look up staring. There's three phones and no thumbs moving. Okay, how many people in the world do you think has had a blinking contest? ...or vacantly at someone or something with one's eyes wide open. With one's eyes wide open?

It doesn't say you can't blink! That's what wide open means. Blinking is natural. That's the point of the contest. If that's the point of a blinking contest, don't blink! Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, oh my god, say we're having a drawing contest. What would be the point of that? Depends. Could be, depends. Oh my god. It literally could be the first one to finish it, so that's duration. But what are you doing? What are you doing? You draw. Staring is a

prolonged gaze that involves looking fixedly at someone without blinking. Oopsie daisy. That's a different definition. How? Fans are so loose. What the hell did you read the first time? What did you read the first time? The definition is, they're both definitions. He said with eyes wide open.

And one says nothing about blinking, one says one blinking. It says with eyes, hold on, with your eyes wide open. Your eyes can't be wide open if you're blinking. Yes. So that's what a staring contest is. Like, you're staring. So when one person blinks, that person loses. That is a staring... Well, I played blinking contest. There's no such thing as a blinking contest.

Well, now I know that. At the year 26. So obviously Cam's losing whatever the hell he's playing. Oh, no, I'm winning. Is it a blink contest or a stare? There's no such thing as a blink contest. There's no such thing as a blink contest. Okay, let's see who... Prove it. Go. Prove it. Like, y'all stare at each other. as a blink contest. There's no such thing as a blink contest. Okay, let's see who... Prove it. Go.

Prove it. Y'all stare at each other. Do a staring contest. Oh. Okay, this is going to be... It's not going to be good. This is going to be bad for audio listeners. Three, two, one, go.

You cheat. How did I cheat? Say three, two, one, go. We have it on audio and visual. On one, you were still like this. Exactly. She goes, and one. You just said she said three, two,1-go, and then the second time

you said 3-2-1. I never said go. Holy shit, CJ! Holy shit! He said 3-2, he said, she literally said 3-2-1-go and I said go? Why are you afraid of him? Did he say go, yes or no? He can fire me. Say it!

Yes, he said go. Yes, he said go yes or no say yes yes he said go he said go oh you're a you're a servant you're not gonna when when you go to the heavenly gates and you have to confront jesus he's gonna bring this up and he's gonna see you to the underworld and when you go to the heavenly gates you're gonna be like is that real gold what makes it gold god is this actually the gate you're gonna question everything i would never question god okay let's this actually the gate? You're going to question everything. I would never question God. Okay, let's go to the next one. Let's go to the next one. Okay, who would most likely die in a horror movie film?

Oh, I'm black, so me. First 15 minutes, I'm out of there. Don't laugh. It's not funny. You can't laugh. Cameron Schultz. Probably Peyton. Why? He's clumsy

he'd probably I don't know trip on something and he's probably casted to be killed off okay but say that that wasn't what they do

in horror movies okay okay what I wanna be me no no I was gonna say say we're both like main characters in the film

like it's not just a quick extra okay I would say who dies first yeah I'd say it'd be me 100% you you would quick extra okay i would say who dies first yeah i'd say it'd be me 100 you you would do too much i'd say no no yeah yeah you'd do way too much i would try to respect and gain valor on my way out i would put my life on the line in between you and imminent danger i would protect no okay see that's i don't like that you're trying to make your holy shit if

it was if there was one door and we both had to run and there was a creepy man at the end of the hallway with a chainsaw or something, you're going to beat me in that race 10 times. 100%. Exactly. That's why I win. If you don't give a shit about me, I would say, come here! I'm just saying, you said valor and you're trying to give yourself all the... You're trying to get a purple heart before you get out.

That's not the reason you would die first. Okay. Okay. In one of the cleats... You don't know how to throw puns. die first okay okay in one of the cleats you don't know how to throw a punch listen listen in one of the cleats that was an old time that was a couple months ago wait god it was so much longer than two months your brain's mushed say it's a cliche scenario where someone's like oh save yourself and they take one for the team would you do that or would i do that? Why the hell would I do that? Exactly. If it's like a, okay, either I could, I could try to fix this and maybe both of us don't survive or I can just give myself up and I know Peyton survives. I would do that. Congrats. I like to

live. I like this. I like this life God gave me. I love it too, but I also love you. So instead of jeopardizing both of our lives, I make a calculated, in-the-moment decision to save you. So why should I feel bad about your dumb decision? Because, no, I'm saying you wouldn't do the same for me. Exactly, it's a dumb decision. Save yourself. That's what the first thing you said is.

If I can't, that's the point. Like, I trip and break my ankle. Then that's your fault for not having a good bone marrow, dog. I can't control that. Oh my God, my bone marrow? What if there's a bear trap and I get... It's not my fault i'm in that moment do i go payton payton help or do i go bro just go get out i would try to make sure they know my story i would be like you can't run with the bear trap on you can't run with a bear trap on me yeah it's it's literally spikes impaled in my

leg oh you've never had adrenaline never had a drip your leg would be gone i'd hide a hop exactly but the guy's getting closing gap so do i just give myself up no feasts on me and you make it to freedom or do i try to hobble i put you on i slow you down we both get killed i'm not don't put don't come towards me run as best as you oh my god don't i'm never going to a haunted mansion with you i've never been to a haunted house. I don't believe in them. What does that even mean? I don't get it.

Next one. Okay, sorry. Sorry. All right. Who would most likely pee in the shower? Me. I do it pretty much every time I shower. What?

Okay. You pee in the shower? About every time I take a shower. How old are you? 26. I piss in the shower. How close is your toilet from your shower? I'd say about a foot. A you? 26. I piss in the shower. How close is your toilet from your shower? I'd say about a foot.

A foot? Yeah. So you're urinating where feet go. Yeah, but I do it right on the drain. No one stands right on the drain. I love to stand on the drain. Oh, okay. Yours is different, though.

Yours is different. I give myself a foot scrub. But yours is different. You have the standing shower with the drains right in the middle. Yeah. My current setup, it's the tub shower. The drain's all the way have the standing shower with the drains right in the middle. Yeah. My current setup, it's the tub shower with the drains all the way

at the bottom right there. Wait, what? It's a tub and a shower. No, you don't. Yes, we do. You have a tub shower? Oh, yeah, I'll do it. My fault.

Yeah, tub, shower head. So the drains vary. Wait, so you're aiming. You have to go a little ways with yours. It's not like straight down. You have to make yourself to the front of this tub.

Sometimes I grab an aim. Sometimes I just let it free rock, and it goes toward the drain. I have bathed in that shower. And then I go like this with the water. You're 26. Make sure it gets all the urine. Yeah.

Who pees in the shower past the age of 10? First off, when you get your naked, first off, when you get your naked, flaccid body into a shower, and then immediately get wet the thought just it comes okay time out i think it is superbly weird to pee in the shower no very more common a lot of women do it too a lot of women wait cj can you switch with pierce real quick just real quick switch with him because you said you said you pee in the shower right correct and that is the strangest thing in the world no chance that is that is so strange to pee in the shower no it's that's you have a toilet a

foot away exactly but you don't have to people when you get wet and everything a natural no because I'm a grown man and I can facilitate my body or hold it good i can hold it too but i choose not to because it's going down it's disgusting okay it's going in the same pipes if i piss in the toilet you know you peeing in the shower is weird but since cj moved in with me i learned something about him he has in the shower before oh what and lie and say you don't lie put it on put it put it Put it on your dog's life. Put it on your dog's life. You never shit in the shower.

You shit in the shower? Put it on RJ's life. No, CJ. You shit. That's a felony. Wait, how old were you? Yeah, how old were you, CJ? I was probably like a toddler.

No, you liar. Toddlers don't take showers. Toddlers don't take showers. Toddlers don't take showers! Toddlers don't take showers, that's a fact. He goes, alright, I was 21. Put it on Archie's life you were a toddler. Put it on your dog's life you were a toddler. Ah!

Ew! He said he drained it! He said he drained it! He put it, he mushed it out with his hand. It looked like a chia pet Going down Oh man Peyton

You got the shit shower Guy next to you You're a snake I'm a snake You purposely got him In that chair Just to tell that story Yeah

Is that wrong He's in control Of the edit I think it's great And it's funny It's okay Why'd you do that He is mad He's so. He's in control of the edit. I think it's great. And it's funny. It's okay. Why'd you do that? He is pissed.

He's so mad. He's mad right now. That's okay. The whole world knows I eat my boogers. Why are you doing something? There's nothing wrong with that. Right? Oh, he's pissed.

He's like, all right, I'm about to air out all y'all shit this week. CJ, I love you. And that's okay. Bro, things happen. Things happen. Nothing happened. He just didn't want to come to the toilet. Wait, like diarrhea? y'all shit this week cj i love you and that's okay bro you might happen things happen no he nothing happened he just didn't want to come to the toilet wait like okay wait like diarrhea or like get the mic see it no no so did you like he just chose to shit in the shower that's a bit strange like i'm not gonna lie i love you to death but i'm saying yeah it's like if it was like uh

i don't even know where that would be. I'm trying to think. If your tummy's hurting. I did that one time. He's going to kill me. If you did like a fart and then something came out accidental, that's one thing. But if you were just bathing and you said, I kind of feel it. So then you just decided to poop.

I could still chalk it up as experimentation, but strange experiment. Strange experiment. Wild hypothesis. But it's all good. We've all done weird shit. We've's a wild experiment. It's a wild hypothesis. But it's all good. We've all done weird shit. We've all done weird shit. We've all done it. I told you I peed in a diaper today. That is true.

Yeah. You missed it. But you were 8, not 22! I'm just kidding. I poop in the tub when I was little with my brother. Yeah, me too when I was little. That's just... Wait, yeah.

Yeah. Me and Gabriel... He's so mad. Yeah, me too. When I was little. That's the same. Wait, yeah. Yeah. Me and Gabriel. He's so mad. He's so mad. Okay. Let's do one more. Round of applause for CJ. Good job, CJ.

CJ, on Patreon, CJ's going to rip my ass off. Join the Patreon to get the extended. Okay, keep going, Liv. Okay, last one. Who is most likely to break a world record oh 100 me okay that was way too fast what the hell do you think you're beating anything that's not hygienic longest without brushing your teeth longest without showering i could do that right now what's the longest time without showering dude that the answer would probably

gross you out and i don't think you could make it honestly you'd have a better chance yeah but like what would you okay what world I don't think you could make it, honestly. You'd have a better chance. Yeah. But, like, what would you... Okay, what world record do you think you could be in? Something of ADHD. Like, how many... Most attention... Like, someone, like, tracks my brains.

Like, how many different things? 60 years. 60 years. Something without showering? You don't even have 60. I don't even have... Oh, yeah, I couldn't break that world record. That's disgusting.

Oh, yeah, nope. Okay, that being that record. That's disgusting. Okay. That being that record. I'd probably go you. Like, bro, that's what I'm saying. Those records are going to be way, way longer than you think. Way longer. I think I could do, I don't know. I definitely can't do anything strength, anything endurance.

It'd have to be something like mental for me. Maybe I got really good at a certain game, and I just tried a game to do a speed run over and over and over i don't know i'd probably go you with something to do with this disgustingness that's so mean i'm so sorry you said it first that's you said it first oh yeah i don't know i think we're both not talented enough to be at all it's fine at all yeah all right you got another one you got one more. Last one. Who's most likely to yell at a bug? Oh, me for sure.

100% me. To yell at a bug? Cam, yes. You go on like five-minute walks outside. I hate bugs. Cam. I hate bugs. Cam, do you know how violent I get whenever like a-

Do you know how irrational I am? What do you mean? I hate anything that doesn't go my way, especially when an inanimate object... I'll yell at a door hinge if it doesn't open. That's different. Bugs, I feel like I'm at war with them. You know I watch Animal Planet and I get competitive. I don't mess with those. Sometimes I feel really bad for bugs, though.

Why so? I'll do that to one and I just look and I'm like, man, that guy had a blue-collar job and he was collecting leaves for his village. See, that's the difference. That's the difference. I have no remorse. I will cuss you.

I will say, ooh, the dirtiest things. If you're in my house, buzzing around, leaving your little egg pellets everywhere, next to my silverware, you are an intruder. Oh, my God. Yeah, egg pellets did it for me. I'll kill that bastard. Okay, I go you. Yeah, and I'll say, tell your little ant friends what happened here. Yeah, tell themets did it for me. I'll kill that bastard. Okay, I go you. Yeah, and I was like, tell your little ant friends what happened here.

Yeah, tell them they want demise. Send them back. Yeah, we should like, never mind, it's dark. I was like, say, just kind of like break his back legs. He crawls back to the village and says, never come back over here. I remember I almost got like ISS in school because there was a cricket that came into my classroom, right? And I was hunting. I said, oh, I'm going to get that.

And I stood up and just, half of it was trying to be funny for the class yeah my teacher got so mad and she goes peyton we do not do that we do not you grab out you grab a napkin you put you do not these are living creatures are you living i'm like i'm a human being i have a soul i don't i don't grab living insects don't just i'm gonna kill it grab it Throw it away I had a cricket catcher In my class A little girl Excuse me You had a cricket catcher

In your class Yeah she like Loved catching the crickets And setting them free I thought she was Talking about a utensil Yeah it was like A human being

No that was her job Like that was her daily job If the crickets Got in my classroom She would catch them And go set them out I know what she looked like I ate an ant

When I was six Makes sense. It doesn't surprise me. I'm not kidding. It doesn't surprise me at all. What was your gain? Were you just hungry? I was at my grandparents' house.

Acre backyard. New friends. No, I'm saying like country kind of like a lot of space. Still cost money. It was a super old house. New friends moved in across the street. Didn't know who they were,

started hanging out with them. They were into the same things as me. Yu-Gi-Oh, sports, outdoor stuff. Yes, sir. One day we go to this tree. He's like, you ever ate an ant? And I go, well, no. Never came across my agenda.

No, I never ate one. He goes, you should try it. They're real sweet. And I just thought he was an absolute badass. I was like, dude, this guy is sick. He eats insects. I was like, I've seen it on movies. Let me try. So I let an ant get on my finger. I put it in my mouth and I went, but it's so small I couldn't even chew it up. And I think I just swallowed it. What insect do you think would taste the best? Oh, something fatty.

Yo, you are a freak, dog. You creep me out. Well, I'm talking about like, can we grill it with seasoning or just eat it straight up? Just eat it straight up. You pick it up off the ground, off earth. Probably a scorpion or a cricket because they do eat those in other places in the world. I was offered a fried scorpion. Where? I said politely, no.

Where were you offered that at? At a buffet in Arkansas. Oh, that makes sense. They were like, and then I'm going to go sleep with my sister. Sorry. No offense to you, Cece. I'm so sorry. I forgot my sister sorry no offense to you cc i'm so sorry i forgot you're from there when i said it i'm so sorry i forgot um uh he doesn't know what to say i really forgot he was from there okay get my hat all right guys

all right guys that was fantastic oh man hey we appreciate it mama live and cj for the questions All right, guys. All right, guys. That was fantastic. Oh, man. We appreciate it. Shout out Mama Liv and CJ for the questions and Intern Pierce. Thank you so much. I want you guys in the comments to be involved in that. So I want you all to answer each one of those and see who you think would win.

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