You Should Know Podcast - WE WERE RUSHED TO THE DOCTOR! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: March 31, 2025

PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/YouShouldKnowPodcast FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/people/You-Should-Know-Podcast/61552092953106/ NEW TWITCH CHANNEL: https://m.twitch.tv/peytonhardin/home Peyton’s Polaroids: https://instagram.com/peytonpolaroids?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== TRUE VAULT ESCAPADES: https://youtube.com/@AtomicWolf54 00:00 TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT TOMORROW 2:12 CAM JOINS! 2:57 TOUR IS (ALMOST) HERE 5:21 PEYTON’S TOUR PREPARATION 17:19 HUEL 18:46 CAM SAVED A PERSONS LIFE! 24:02 WILD DOCTOR STORY! 31:49 BOOKING.COM 32:59 BREAKFAST FOOD DEBATE 39:37 VIDEO TIME LIMIT DEBATE 46:39 TRUE CLASSIC 48:09 60 DAYS IN CHALLENGE 56:20 ANALYZING OUR DREAMS 1:01:52 PLAYING CHASE DEBATE 1:05:51 HARRYS 1:07:35 TERRIFYING ANIMALS 1:11:54 CAM vs HYENA DEBATE 1:18:00 SHOPIFY 1:19:20 FORGETTING WHAT I FORGOT DEBATE 1:25:27 POP CULTURE: STEVEN A. SMITH VS LEBRON 1:35:13 ANNOUNCEMENTS Todays Sponsors: Huel - Try Huel with 15% OFF + Free Gift for New Customers today using our code: YSK at https://huel.com/YSK Fuel your best performance with Huel today! Booking.com - https://booking.com True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at trueclassic.com/YSK! #trueclassicpod Harrys - https://harrys.com/YSK Shopify - https://www.shopify.com/ysk YouShouldKnow P.O. BOX 191564 2825 Oak Lawn Ave Dallas, Texas 75219 FOLLOW PEYTON: https://instagram.com/psh8?igshid=ZDg1NjBiNjg= JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/V5WYhSte2R Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode is brought to you by our friends at Factor. Make this your best season yet with nutritious two-minute meals from Factor. Eating well has never been this easy. Just heat it up and enjoy, giving you more time to do what you want. Cam, you know me, right? Yes, I do. Do I like cooking? No.

Do I like grocery shopping? No. Is it hard for me to eat healthy? Yes. Guess what's helped all that? Factor. Factor. They deliver meals to your literal doorstep doorstep in a box that says factor yes right and online you can pick what kind of meals they bring to you so i know there's going to be delicious cuisine in that box that i want that is healthy for me that is no prep there's no cleanup i pop

that john in the microwave i'm eating better it tastes good yummy tummy and it saves me a lot of money in time oh my god you're the time is impeccable factor powers your day with satisfying breakfasts on-the-go lunches premium dinners and guilt-free snacks and desserts it's easy to savor more this spring. Factor Meals, pack in the flavor with none of the fuss. Get started at factormeals.com slash YSK50OFF and use code YSK50OFF to get 50% off plus free shipping on your first box. That's code YSK50OFF at factormeals.com slash YSK50OFF for 50% off plus free shipping. Now on to the rest of the episode.

The Hot Honey McCrispy is so back at McDonald's. With juicy 100% Canadian raised seasoned chicken, shredded lettuce, crispy jalapenos, and that completely craveable hot honey sauce, it's a sweet heat repeat you don't want to miss. Get your Hot Honey McCrispy today. Available for a limited time only at McDonald's. Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast. Episode 158. Round of applause please hey everybody welcome back to the you should know podcast episode 158

if you're new here or if you haven't already you look below you subscribe but isn't pressed you're wrong if you look even more below that you see that comment section is it fulfilled with your name guess what even more wrong going feel that out get your good karma right now hitting the subscribe button leaving a comment and hitting the thumbs up and the bells so you know every time we upload and it's days like this where your good karma comes back for you you know why it is monday so that means if you're watching this on monday in 24 hours on apr 1st the You Should Know Podcast World Tour is getting announced baby! So that will be

available everywhere on our Instagrams, on our socials, on our Discord on our Facebook, on our Patreon Patreon you have already seen it so congrats to all the Koala Club members that have already seen it. They will get pre-sale access before the tickets go out publicly.

That will all be in the announcement for those that aren't in the Patreon. But for those of you that want to be the first to see it outside the Patreon, you got to follow us on Instagram, at YouShouldKnowPod, at PSH8, at CamKen22,

I believe that's right, on Facebook, at PSH eight at cam Ken 22. I believe that's right on Facebook at you should know pod everywhere. If you follow one, you follow all, you'll see all of us linked together. Guys, this is the moment we have all been waiting for tour. Number two, we're going across the whole entire world. Thank you so much for making this possible. This is the start to a new season of You Should Know. And if you're a visual listener, you see that now. We have new couches.

Let's talk about that coming up. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. We got co-host Cam in a new couch back in the studio! Dude, it looks so good just seeing you propped up right. Oh my god, at a right angle. At a perfect angle, okay. It is a new season here at YSK.

Cam, imagine that. You've had back pains for months. Oh, God. How old you kid? Months. Yeah. Months. Two months. Picking them up. And then you come to work. Come to work. I'm slouched over again, leaning back like I'm in a recliner. No, no, no. We're here to stay. We got new couches. We are elevated. We are sitting like kings. My God. And it is a good thing that we got new couches because we're about to be on the move, daddy. Oh, man. Daddy, we're about to be on the move.

Mama, we're going. Oh, my God. We're going. I'm renting a Volkswagen. We're driving across the world. We're going to drive through the Pacific in a Volkswagen Beetle. It turns into like a magic school bus. It turns into like magic school bus. It turns into a submarine. How quick would you physically hurt, Pierce, if we had to road trip?

Oh, it would be on the way to the first gas pump. I would be like, ah, I can't take it. Shut up, shut up. Shut up, shut up. I'm sorry. He just goes, ah. No, but yeah, we're going on tour. The tour is announced tomorrow.

For those of you in Patreon, you've already seen where we're going. You've already seen the koalas. We already told them. How many times have we told them? We told them a couple times. We told them every episode. What episode did we tell them? 158.

We told you 157 times. 157 that koalas get it first. Period. Now, if you were to put a nationality or race on the accent you just gave. I'm not quite sure. I really don't know. Maybe like a. Oh, you're going to answer.

Okay. That's like a. Can I you're going to answer. Okay. That's like a. Can I? You want me to go for it? I was bringing it up so you shouldn't do it. Yeah. I was more of those things.

I'm sorry about that. But I'm so excited for tour. We're going on tour. Oh, my God. Here in a couple months. I cannot wait. I can't wait to see y'all's faces, to smell some of it. Some of you don't bathe.

Oh, my God. We're going to be super partial and just be 100% honest from the jump. What the hell, Tampa? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what was going on in Tampa. Tampa smelled like... Now, not the meet and greet.

Meet and greet was great. Beautiful people, decent smells. But after that show, I'm talking my nasal is 60 meters from that one gentleman, and I smelled every single thing about his day. It was unbelievable. Our friends and family were in the Tampa crowd, and they literally had to go leave and go to the hallway because they're like, it smells like they swam here.

Yeah, it's like, what the hell? I don't know. Tampa, just. That's one spoiler we'll give. We're going back to Tampa. We're going back to Tampa. I swear to God, y'all better be. You better put some deodorant on. We're going a spade a spade. You stunk like hell, but we loved you, so we're going back to tampa we're going back to tampa i swear to god y'all better put some deodorant on let's just we're going to spade a spade you stunk like hell but

we loved you so we're coming back yeah but god i can't wait i can't wait for the new cities oh sorry stinks aside jokes aside the new cities the new show just the new environment the new the new confidence the new just aura of everything around the tour. It's just going to be, God, it's going to be so good. It's going to be so good. And one of the things that I've, on my preparation for tour, obviously it takes a lot of preparing. It takes a lot of mental strength, a lot of physical strength as well because you're on the road.

You've got to take care of yourself. It's a lot of stress. Sleep in a different bed every night. Stay up late in a different bed every night. Lights middle of the night. All that type of stuff, right? So one of the things I've been doing to prepare for tour,

I've been eating better, I've been going to the gym. You have! He has! Round of applause for Uncle Doc, the daddest sex- If you see, I got a lot more natural energy in me right now.

I just feel good. I feel great, right? To the point, I went to the gym today at 6 a.m that's wicked so wicked but i had the most energy in the world just natural high i was feeling good you're sitting there rolling happiness he said no genuinely i went down my stairs this morning. Shadow, but honestly. Oh, my God. He said, today is the day. That's how much energy I have now. Wow.

So, I've been a fat piece of **** for the past, like, year of my life. Just a fat ****. Sorry, CJ. I've been just a fat ****. Me and myself. Just fat ****. Fat. So, here we go.

Just fat. I've been real big. No, you haven't, though. No, I have. And I been real big. No, you haven't, though. No, I have. And I've been taking... No, you haven't. No, I have. And all I've been doing is eating McDonald's and not taking care of myself.

And I realize how bad that is for me. Like, I just have no energy. Oh, yeah. You're depleted. And especially as much as I have to take care of, I should have more energy. Agreed. So, now I'm feeling this new side of me. I go to the gym this morning at 6 a.m oh my god it's the first time i've been to the gym at 6 a.m since i was like 17

so i'm here as a 26 year old man going to the gym sun's not even up sun's not even up i go into the gym at 6 a.m right i never want to go back there at that time again. Why? The kind of crowd that is in there at 6 a.m. There's one of three ways this can go. There's one of three ways. And I want to hear the way. Then I'm going to explain the other two. Yes. I said I wanted to hear the way and explain the other two.

Okay, so I go to the gym, right? And now this is me being honest right i'm telling you what i saw oh no it went that way so there was this lady yes there's this lady in there and i was i was working out i was working out i hit the first machine and i'm walking to the second but i see a lady and if i were to describe her, you can make your own assumptions. Her hair was in a bun. Everything else was shaved. Oh.

Right? That's the first assumption you can make. Oh. Let's go to the attire. Okay. Flannel jacket. She 100% has Reeboks on. No, no.

Flannel jacket, right? Like a baby tee under a white t-shirt crop top under. Capris on. Ripped up. Boots on the feet. Oh, my God. Now, I'm an ally, right? No.

But you can make some assumptions, right? You can assume. That's the homie, dog. Okay, yep. That's the homie. She drove a Harley to the gym. Now, I was watching her, and she was training an 80-year-old woman, but she didn't work at the gym. She was carrying kettlebells around, training this 80-year-old woman.

She's sitting there. And she kept looking at me, like, ferociously, and I was like, I am more scared of that than i am of like the big burly like 400 pound dude that's slamming 100 to go into a gym at 6 a.m with denim on and flannels and tims and a harley davidson 100 it was the scariest thing i've ever seen and then you're training someone probably under the table not supposed to use a commercial gym to train your own client yeah what first off what is she training her for? You said kettlebells.

This woman's 80. She does not need to be doing functional training. You need to get her on a cardio bike. Give her 20 minutes, smack her on the little saggy all day. Sorry. She's 80. She did look good. What, she had a shelf back there?

No, she looked like she was stacked. For 80? She was double stacked? I said, I said, hold on. She had the earpiece and then everything. Okay, I have a couple more questions about this figure. I'm going to. Careful.

So you said the head was shaved, right? Until the top. Okay. Leon Thomas in Victorious type of vibe of vibe yeah one of those leon thomas up top i have a very important question it does matter yeah i am not judging but it does matter she's an ally oh that's not where i'm going okay grill grill mean mug the whole time didn't show teeth that's why i knew it because if she then she'd be like spears. If she opened her mouth, she'd be like. But I'm telling you, I could put $10 on that, and I know I'm getting back $20.

Everything else you described, she has sharp teeth. Oh, yeah. She has to have sharp teeth. But she was killing it. Shout out to her. But I am scared of her. If you have that kind of confidence in a public gym at 6 a.m. Those people, they need to work out in the like the garage door exactly where people are screaming bleeding on each other

like that's where she belongs putting on not at a commercial gym with a beautiful fan system tvs she doesn't belong regardless of what you're doing at 6 a.m putting on jeans denim and tim's on at 6 a.m regardless of where you're going yeah if you're not going to the forest with an axe and you have a flannel tims and jeans on you're you don't need to be wearing that at 6 a.m okay never and another thing that happened is i don't get hit on ever anymore like publicly unless they like know the podcast or whatever and they'll try to do that thing dude capital getting hit on at 6 a.m is weird terrifying there's this lady right i was doing some triceps and she had a

flannel no and she comes and does some lat pull downs right by each other right i saw her eye in me i was like could be a fan because i was already taking pictures whatever but she wasn't she didn't know who daddy was oh i'm doing triceps right i'm doing the whole thing i'm doing seat buckles she says and right i got on the the the marrows that are ripped like i got on the white they are they are trash absolutely looks like i mow the grass yeah she sits down next to me or she sits down right beside me i'm doing these and she goes hey i said yes ma'am she goes i really like your shoes oh you lying lying deceitful creature oh man at first i thought okay she's just being nice like whatever oh no and i go yeah thank you. I beat these to shit. And she goes, no, I'm kidding. I go, yeah, I beat these to shit. She goes, yeah, I always do that with my white shoes.

And I go, yeah, I don't even know why I buy white shoes anymore because all I do is just beat them up. And then she goes, no, yeah, but you still look good in them. She's a straight shooter. She's a straight shooter. Oh, your guts are fluttering i literally went like this yahoo i swear to god i swear to god she goes yeah but you still look good in them i said yeah

and then i had three more sets left i was on my first one so i just left after i did that one and her friend like it like comforted her knowing she was trying to shoot her shot and i walked away that was my god you left her in the arms of her friend i didn't want her anyway okay but you you basically you said yeah i was no i was 16. So you go, do you hear me? Shut up! You're just terrified. Get away! And you just leave? Good God.

Consult the woman. What am I supposed to do? Sorry, I don't want you. Here's a hug. Oh, oh my God. What? My theory. What's your theory? That we spoke about on the phone.

Oh my God, my theory that we spoke about on the phone is coming to fruition. What happened? Okay, so P's been eating healthier, going to the gym. He didn't eat healthy ever, eating healthier, going to the gym. He didn't eat healthy ever and he never went to the gym. So two crazy life changes. Oh my god. We talked about how this man, and this might be glazing for like 10 seconds. It'll be a quick

pop out. Pop in, glaze, pop out. This is a very attractive man. He dresses very well. He's very successful and he's very tall. So as you could assume It hooks to the left. There you go. Curves like a fishing hook. As you can assume, there is some female friends that like what they see.

Not that nothing happens, but I'm saying they like what they see. I'm saying you get eyes in public. Awesome. So you're saying women are attracted to him? Women are attracted to you, as they should be. You're an attractive man. Sure. Sorry.

So Peyton calls me, and we're talking about his new regime. Man, I got this energy. I'm happy. I need to punch something. I said, well, you'll see Pierce tomorrow. And he's just so excited, right? And I go, oh, my God. You've been causing havoc in this world,

and your libido and testosterone have probably been baselined for 10 years. They've probably been sea floor low. I said, brother, imagine if your test and your libido skyrocketed. I said, you're going to look at women and get a pregnant.

And now it's happening. I'm sorry, but it's happening. The theory that you just said, I literally walk by, I go like this. And like, she goes, but it's happening. The theory, you just said. I literally walk by, I go like this. She goes, ah!

But you just said, you never got hit on. You go to the gym, 6 a.m. Her eyes are crusted. She didn't go to the gym to hit on someone at 6, but she saw you. She saw me. She felt my libido. She saw this floating being. And you said, yeah, just doing tri-chefs.

She said, 20 pounds, really? But you look great. You're like, hey, I'm working. I'm trying. It's happening you said, yeah, just doing tri-chef. She said, 20 pounds, really? But you look great. You're like, hey, I'm working. I'm trying. It's happening. No, yeah. The world is in trouble. My estrogen is going through the roof.

Oh, no. Estrogen low. Estrogen low. Testosterone high. Libido. Everywhere. Dude, yeah, like, I'll fold a pizza the wrong way and I'll get popped up. You know what I mean? Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. I'm about to be vulnerable. I'm about to be vulnerable. Can I have a pizza? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Back when we were children, when you were playing the video games, the controller hit your pants the wrong way. Did you ever feel something?

Oh, my God. Please stay with me. The vibration? No. No. No. Wait, wait. It's really not even vibration. I swear to God, it's not vibration.

No, y'all was using PS3 controls as a... No, no, no. Y'all was sitting there like this. Y'all said... I said, dude, I said, dude, use your finisher again. Come on! You're like, what? He's like, dude, jump off the top rope to where it vibrates.

And I'm just sitting there. I'm like, oh, go, go. Every time you're playing Madden, you're like, blitz me, blitz me. Go, goal line set, rush, rush. Yo, y'all were nasty boys, dog. Rewind. I'm saying

it was not vibration. It was just, it was a weird thing about like i don't know maybe i thought would just naked women it would cross my mind and i just like ah and you would use your controller where would you rub it on no no it's like you're playing and you're just sitting here like this like and you go oh you go i forgot you were down there you all right today and then he starts talking back to you he starts having a conversation sitting here like this, you're like, ah, and you go, oh, you go, I forgot you were down there. You go, you all right today?

And then he starts talking back to you. He starts having a conversation, I'm all right, I could use a little loving, but it was a decent day, I didn't drip too much. And you go, oh,

well, it's okay, what are you trying to do about this? He goes, hey, it's up to you, man.

Okay, okay, okay, man. The You Should Know Podcast. This episode is brought to you by Huel. P, you know those times where you really need to get your calories in? Maybe you got a time crunch before heading out to work.

Maybe you just got back from the gym, but then you're going out to a party, and you really want to get a full, balanced meal with all the vitamins and minerals you need, and you just don't have the time? You know, it is very important for me, now that I'm trying to watch what I put into my body, stuff that is convenient and good for you is hard to come by, but thank God we got Huel. Huel is a nutritionally complete, ready-to-drink meal.

Huel is high in protein, contains vitamin C, is stupidly convenient, and it's cheaper than a coffee. Hey, can I be honest? It tastes decent. If it didn't, I wouldn't be drinking it. 100%. It does. Has 27 minerals and vitamins, 7 grams of fiber, 35 grams of protein,

and comes in multiple, multiple flavors. All that great stuff aside, it is actually affordable with high-protein meals under $5, saving you time and money. Huel is for your most inconvenient meals. With zero prep, zero cooking, it's the perfect meal for busy days. New customers, visit Huel.com slash YSK today and use our code YSK to get 15% off your first order plus a free gift. That's code YSK to get 15% off your first order plus a free gift. Now on to the rest of the episode.

The You Should Know Podcast. That was Patreon. How was your week? Oh, God. My week was something. My week was something. I'll say that. But everything aside, it was good.

Everyone's healthy. Everyone's Gucci. But Jesus, I had a week. You were in the hospital for like four days, right? It starts before the hospital. It genuinely starts before the hospital. My sister's family, which is my family, was down toward the tail end of last week. Very end of last week.

They go to Kidzania in the mall. Kidzania, for those for those you don't know kidsania is this amazing it's honestly amazing place it's literally there's like one i think in the whole country and it's in dallas and they're building a couple other but basically kids come in and they get to like work real jobs and they get paid this little currency and they spend in the gift shop yeah you can literally do any job you can look at like a gym there's a spotify building i said hey you know what to look up yeah spotify building there's they post office like it's real jobs that they work at a cute little kid scale

and they get paid really cool bucks genius idea tell me why live goes it was uh it was like friday or something live goes hey meet us at kidsania i pull up i pay to get in i walk in the first thing i see is a kid crying on top of the gravity ropes but his mom is telling him hey you got this okay it was god it was a wholesome moment okay you got this buddy you got this yeah just just one step one step and i look up it it's a piece of floss that's like 20 feet away with no bearings and i'm'm like, I wouldn't take that step. I'm grown, and I know I'm not going to fall. There's no way I could take that step.

This kid's six, and his mom goes, word for word, hey, do you want to look like that in front of some girls? Oh. And the kid, mind you, this is three stories in the sky. This kid thinks he's going to be bug splat if he takes a step. Want to look like that in front of the girls, pretty girls? This little boy looks at his mom. Takes a deep breath.

Yeah. Then he goes. He starts praying. And he goes, I don't even like girls. He starts praying. He goes, I never did. No, just kidding.

That would have been scenic, but no. Looks at his mom. Would have been perfectly fine. Looks at his mom. Deep breath. Inhale, exhale.

Turns to God. Prays about it real quick. Literally goes like this. This is how, and oh my God, most important detail. She starts talking to me. I'm just talking,

watching her son. She goes, yeah,. I'm just talking, watching her son. She goes, yeah, he's been up there about 35 minutes now. Hey, kid's a b****. 35 minutes. So now he's looking at me. I'm like, maybe he needs some mail to mail. I'm like, you got it, buddy. I'm like, you got, what's your kid's name?

Craig. You got it, Craig. You, yeah, it's a s*** kid name, but you got it, Craig. Your mom really didn't think that one through, Craig. But you got it. Craig, you're sick, Craig. I go, hey, while you're up there, grab my 1099. You grown-ass man. But 35 minutes.

Right. He literally turns, exhales, prays to Jesus, looks down, and he goes. He takes the step. His foot hits that wire. His other foot is on the thing. His slips he hits a diddy pop he comes back on grabs the instructor and starts screaming crying screaming and what was the mom doing she said try again i was like get him out get him down craig doesn't like it all right lady he? Dude, it was bad. That's hilarious.

That was my literal first impression of kids. I walk in. I see that, and I go, wow. It's tough parenting. I turn around. There's this mini fire truck, an actual car that's a fire truck, driving with 20 kids in the back going, where's the fire? Where are the fighters?

Where's the fire? Where are the fighters? Screaming, where's the fire? Where are the fighters? Screaming. Where's the fire? Where are the fighters? And I'm like, stop. Like, it's other block. So then, it was loud as s***. Imagine, like, 25 to 8-year-olds

screaming. He said, stop. It's down there. I said, f***. You see the glowing lights. There's no real flames. Oh, my God. The guy driving the firefighter thing, he looked miserable. Oh, he no real flames. Oh, my God. The guy driving the firefighter thing, he looked miserable. Oh, he hates his life. Oh, my God. He was probably 22 years old.

He honestly looks like he hit a high before he clocked in. Like, he was like this. And just driving. He was like, he probably goes home. He's like, where's the fire? Where are the fires? Where's the fire? Where are the fires? 22 is the fire? Where are the fires?

He's like, dude. 22 is a crazy age to be doing that. 22 with like an employee shirt driving a fake fire truck. Eight hours a day he's hearing that chant. He's just like, he looked like he hated it. All the time. I walk, my wife goes, hey, I'm feeding Malachi in the food court. I go, jeez, there's a food court in here?

I go in there. The second, the second I see my son, I go, Jesus, there's a food court in here? I go in there. The second, the second I see my son, I go, oh, hey, Bubba. He threw up

all on my leg. All on my leg. There's a massive spit up. I was wearing black pants. His spit up is white. I said, hey, Liv,

I'm going home. This was an awful exchange of my time. I'm never coming back here to hell with Kidzania. Goodbye. And I left. And that was it.

It was an unbelievable. That was the start. That was the start of your week. And fast forward a couple days. Fast forward. Liv at the house. Oh! Oh!

And I go, what's the problem? She goes, ah! Her stomach is hurting her. Super fast forward. She passed like two gallstones. She had an inflamed gallbladder with more gallstones in there. She was locked and loaded with stones. She was lifting a piano to the gallbladder.

Gallstones. So, we go to the hospital. We are in there for three days. Yeah. Three days. Now, let me interrupt you there. Days. It's partially Cam's fault's fault no the hell it's not cam goes to the worst rated hospitals i went where they sent me cam goes to the hospitals where they literally i've never even heard of this he was there for an extra day because they

didn't have the materials that you needed for like a scan. They're like, hey, we're a hospital, but we don't have materials to do hospital things. Yeah. So we're going to transfer you. Yeah. Why would you go to that hospital? I'm not looking up, hey, what's the best unit for this when I'm driving 85 to get her to the ER? I'm going to the closest ER. They did the stuff there, gave her some medicine.

It calmed it. And then they go, hey, we don't got what you need. We're going to send you to Dallas. Okay. So we get sent to Dallas. we're there for three days loved all the nurses came in contact with maybe one or two but my biggest takeaway from this this hospital trip these nurses i understand they're people right yeah i understand they have their own life they do their own things why are you cracking jokes when I feel like I'm dying?

That's the thing. Oh, my God, I agree with you. Oh, my God. Nurses, they're hiring nurses too young and too hot. Too young and too hot. You got to be a little ugly to be a nurse. And you got to be old. And you got to have some age.

Dude, that's why I don't go to the dentist. That's why I don't go to the doctor. I hate going to the doctor. Last time I went to the doctor, bro, I had, okay, you want me to be honest go for it a little fissure on my someone's wrong in that crack region right so i'm going i go to the urgent care not the urgent care what's it called yeah like the urgent care yeah we can get like drug tests and stuff yeah i can just go in there pay a little copay and get out right you go i go in there it's like the cover of jet magazine the most beautiful ebony queens i've ever seen in my life about 24 25 years old i'm walking around like you're gonna look at my wink hole i imagine

i'm like this so like the hottest girl in the world she's like pops her glove bro and it's like and i know you've seen me i saw how you looked at me whenever I walked in. They're like, oh, that's me. I'm like, hit the, you can't, don't say anything. Don't be clicking that file. So I don't like too young, and we have some nurse friends. We do have some nurse friends. And I'm like, I know how you were in college.

Yeah, oh my God. I've seen you black down the doggy bed. You shouldn't be taking care of us. I physically helped you cheat on one of your exams. And now you are prescribing medication? Yeah, so what jokes were they making? I mean, my wife is telling him she has a 9 out of 10, 10 being like she can't fathom it.

9 out of 10 pain in her stomach. They're wheeling her back to an ultrasound the guy pushing her looks at the other girl and goes hey i'll quit right now if you do and she goes i'm thinking about it let's give it 10 minutes and they go and lives literally like in the wheelchair that has to be some sort of violation i'm like really that's that's the joke you want to crack yeah it's like my wife i don't know if she's dying right now i don't know what the hell's wrong you're talking about quitting you're like god this one's really hard to deal with right now you're more stomach

pain tell me if this hurts it starts pumping her chair she's like ow ow ow bro but it's like there's a time and place yeah there's certain professions you shouldn't you should not be allowed to have fun while you're on the clock and i'm sorry dennis shouldn't smoke cigarettes either dennis shouldn't smoke cigarettes do you understand that like i get it might be a stressful job you shouldn't smoke cigs it's so counterproductive. Holy. That is genius. Oh, my God. That's so funny. Like, Dennis shouldn't smoke cigarettes. Oh, my God. One, because it's like dental 101.

It's going to mess up your teeth. Two, you ever had like a 40-year-old man that smoked cigarettes, put his Marlboro's fingers in your mouth, and you just smell cigarette bud? He's got blisters, black fingernails. He's like, let's see what's going on. You're like, I'm a guy nicotine high second hand high off a fingernail dude and they got yeah bro it's like certain there should be test and there should be like precautions and rules for these jobs dog that is that's incredible that's like doctors though yeah these doctors be going home

getting like they get tossed yes and they come in they get tossed six hours of sleep coming for another 18 hour shift talking about yeah it's about a three hour procedure you were intoxicated five hours ago and you're cutting her open with blades and robots yeah and it's like and i don't like the fact there's not enough care before, right? I think if you're a surgeon and you got a surgery the next day, the 24 hours before, you're in your room. You got to study. You got to study.

Learn about this soul that you're about to work on. Because I swear to God, I was at the Cheesecake Factory, right? There was a guy, full scrubs, and he had a $50,000 Rolex on. I know you're not a dental assistant. I know you're a surgeon. 100%. So he sees my watch, right, which is literally 100x cheaper than his. You got a $50 watch?

Yes. No, you don't. Anyway. No, you don't. Wait. No, you don't. Wait, no, that'd be $500. That'd be $500. Yeah. It's about.

No, it's $500. It doesn't matter. It's 10x less. So he says, hey, I like your watch, man. I say, oh, thanks. Yours is a lot better. And he says, what do I do? I tell him what I do.

I say, what you do? He says, I'm a surgeon. Shot comes across. Pops a shot. And I go, that seems stressful. And he goes, yeah, I got one tomorrow. I said, in my brain, I was like, you're a piece of shit, man. Yeah.

Like, your job is to read the person's portfolio. Go in, study the film, complete surgery, send them home to their loved ones. Yes, you get eight hours of solid rest. Yes. I just watched you take a double of Jameson with a pickle back, and you're talking about some, ah, it's tomorrow morning. Yeah, and all surgeons do is they walk in the day of, they put on some gloves, like, who is this?

Yeah. What's her name? What does she need, huh? Bring me Anastasia. I just, I don't know. I'm really scared of the medical field. Dude, it's something. It is something. And Liz Vane's, God, Jesus. huh bring the anesthesia yeah i just i don't know i'm really scared of the medical field dude it it it's it's something it is something and lives veins god jesus what's wrong with lives veins

they call her a hard stick call her a hard poke oh yeah she's hard to find bad veins can't find them she looks like she got beat up by a snapping turtle there is bruises all both arms both hands they were i'm talking every time they took blood. First off, she had one IV in for three days. She got it in at 10 a.m. Oh, I know her whole stinks. I know her whole stinks. Change the word. Liv's whole stinks.

Change the word. Liv's whole stinks. Oh my God, her back was wet when she woke up. Oh my gosh. She had to sleep with her ass out because she was in that gown. She woke up sweaty. I went to give her a good morning kiss. Gag.

The You Should Know Podcast. This episode of the You Should Know Podcast is brought to you by Booking.com. Booking.com. Yeah. Every time I use Booking.com to find a place to stay in the U.S., I know they'll have exactly what I'm looking for. They have a huge variety of options from hotels to vacation rentals. One thing I have found is that booking.com has something for everyone.

I'm not going to lie. I'm a theater boy. Every time I'm in New York, I want to stay near Broadway. I want to go on a balcony. I want to feel like I'm singing opera to the whole city. It's easy to find what I'm looking for on booking.com. I'm right by all the plays. I can find somewhere with a balcony.

Booking.com. Booking.yeah makes everything perfect. Even if I want to go to the beach, I like to go to beaches where there's no kids around. And I like to be right on the water. You know what I can do on booking.com? Find a place that's right on the water, adult only. Thank you, booking.com. I'm going to have a good beach trip now.

No matter who you are, booking.com helps you find the stay that's ridiculously right for you. Find exactly what you're booking for on booking.com, booking.yeah. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. I am so glad you brought that up because I saw a TikTok the other day. Oh, God. And it was one of those relationship couple TikToks. Gotta love a good relationship.

Yeah, one of the ones, you know, you and Liv do that. But, so it was this couple, right? And they were talking about this and they debated about it and i instantly thought this is going to be perfect for me and cam because i genuinely want to know how you feel about this okay right i'm nervous this is what they're arguing about and i got this from the tic toc couple all right like are we but are we dating in this or what do you i want to date you camp the daydreams i have about you while i'm wet in the shower you're like oh but listen up all right if you wake up at noon right say it's one of those

days you wake up at noon is the first meal you're eating breakfast food or is it like lunch food like burgers and stuff what is the first meal you're eating say it on three you don't say it on three i know just you go you but we better say the same thing there's only there's literally one correct let me hear what you gotta say one two three breakfast no it's noon it's you just woke up it's breakfast breakfast is just breaking your fast exactly i woke up at noon i'm talking about the type of the type of food you eat breakfast food okay but you can't just say break fast because that could be anything no that can be anything but when i hear breakfast i associate so your toast sourdough butter but that that isn't your body on a clock no my body's on a like a reflex if i if i wake up my

it's like eggs sausage bacon breakfast food It could be 4 p.m. Oh, no, that's crazy. It's something about an empty stomach, not a lot of bile, not a lot of gut in there. It's just empty, clean slate. When you put breakfast food in there, it feels better. Honestly, I think it's because breakfast food is typically more cleaner, too, if you make it at the house.

I'm talking about my body is just on a regulation clock. I am by time. I am still in preschool. It's 9 a.m., I get eggs and bakey. Noon, I get burger and fish. Burgers and fish. That's so wrong, though. That's so wrong.

First off, you're a grown man. Change the clock. I'm not gone. I can't change the clock. You can change your body clock. When you wake up, eggs bakey, French toasty, pancakey, waffley. Regardless of the time? Regardless of the time?

Regardless of the time. 6 p.m. You need eggs. Okay, but say you woke up at 9 a.m., right? It's a normal day. What are you eating at noon? Lunch. Lunch food, right?

Burgers. Probably. So why are you changing it based on the time you wake up? You see how it's weird? Because, look, the clock of the day, ticky tick stop clock of me start when eyes open so when i wake up at nine when it hits 12 i've been awake for three hours if i wake up at 12 i've been awake for three minutes give me eggs i need eggs but i don't understand that how does if how does it affect you in one area of life and not the other how does it affect you if there's another area and i'm saying how does the time affect you if you've been up all day? I'm saying, how does the time affect you if you've been up all day

and the time doesn't affect you if you haven't been up all day? I don't have a lab code. I don't know. What's you? You're the weird one. Because my body does not change. You see how your body changes? It's like my body doesn't.

If it's 9 a.m. Burgers. 10 burgers. 3 p.m. burgers. 8 p.m. burgers. 11 p.m burgers 8 p.m burgers 11 p.m beer with a burger no i'm saying it doesn't matter when i wake up i am eating dependent on the time on that clock if it if i wake up at 8 p.m it's steak in old-fashioned time you know what i mean that's nice if it's noon it's steak and shake in and out if i'm waking up at 8 a.m it's eggs and bacon it just depends where i am conscious in the day is what I'm eating.

That's more normal than you. See, that sounds like sound judgment. That's the right thing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. At the same time, when I wake up, eyes open, first of the day, I want that food. I don't know what it is. I don't know if I've been programmed to be like that, but I want that food. That is like wake-me-up food.

It's like same thing as like a coffee. Same thing as all the things you do right in the middle of the day or right when you wake up. It doesn't matter if it's middle. It doesn't matter if it's morning. But you can have a coffee in the middle of the day. You can. You can also have eggs.

But I want that first thing when I wake up. That's so strange. No, you're – first off, why burgers? Because that's my lunchtime food. Oh, my God. It's my lunchtime food. So, okay, okay, riddle me this, Riddler. You wake up right in the middle.

Perfect middle. 10.30. What are you eating? That's an hour and a half past brekkie, hour and a half before lunch. No, 10.30 is still my breakfast time. My lunch starts at noon. So, you wake up at 11.45. You're eating eggs, but if it's 12, it's a burger?

It's burger time. You sick bastard. That makes sense. You can't do that. You're the one manipulating now. No, I'm not. That's my lunchtime. It's 12. it's a burger? It's burger time. You sick bastard. That makes sense. You can't do that. You're the one manipulating now. No, I'm not. That's my lunchtime. It's 12.

My lunchtime is noon. As soon as noon hits, breakfast is done. There's no eggs. If you wake up at 11.54, you brush your teeth, take a shit, walk downstairs, and it's 12. You just take a shit, you walk downstairs. The second your foot hits the kitchen, turns 12, eggs are going back in the fridge. As soon as I'm looking at the clock, if I turn, like, okay, I'm in the kitchen. It's time for me to eat.

What time is it? If it is noon, it is burger time. Someone get out the buns and Bregoli. You know what I mean? I don't know what a Bregoli is. You know what I mean? Bro. No, okay.

I don't want to smell bacon. Honestly, I was about to bow down and say i think yours sounds oh my god yeah yours is more sound judgment you lost right there you ruined it you ruined it because there's no way your breakfast window's three hours but then lunch is just specifically 12 1 2 colon 00 is burger i think it's because i was in the in the school prison pipeline you know the school prison pipeline everybody knows think it's because I was in the school prison pipeline. You know the school prison pipeline? Everybody knows about it, right? Because my body is adjusted.

My lunch was at like 12.05. I was wanting breakfast all day until Ms. Winkler was like, it's 12.05, go to the lunchroom. They trained me to be a factory worker. The prison school pipeline. Instead, now show my ass on the internet. You know what I mean? That's what I do.

They failed. I was the escapee rat. So that's why I eat burgers. Yeah, you see how it makes sense? You see how it makes sense? Perfect sense. And it's one of the pet peeves I have with people. Like, you got to have more regulation in your life.

You have to. Like, that breakfast at 8 p.m., fuck off. Okay, first off, if you're waking up at 8, f*** you. What are you doing? Yeah, if you don't work a graveyard shift, you wake up anything past noon, you are wasting life. Yeah, you're wasting your days. You're literally wasting your time.

I mean, whenever I was on my three-week sabbatical of no bathing, I was waking up at that time, but I was also depressed. But you were fumigated. Your mind wasn't breathing right. It took double the time to get you normal rest. Another pet peeve I have, just in people in general i've learned god i've learned i don't like a lot of people and a lot of things people do right morning right not not the same way cj does cj looks at color and he's like i'm more of like how you behave so i'm getting him involved

back there and so one of the things i don't like right i'm very skeptical when people go hey can i show you this video oh man half the time it's not funny oh yeah oh half the time but i don't care it could be funny to you and not funny to me i can work past that yeah there needs to be a federal law on the length of that guy's video you're showing me dog we got to figure out right now let's make the law what is the time there okay if this who is this and it is important family member or stranger i don't give a shit it doesn't matter oh it does matter oh no because i got this from preston because i was telling preston hey i'm about to head out i'm about to go do something in Austin, right?

And he goes, okay, before you go, can I show you this video? I go, how long is it? He goes, 16 minutes. I said, are you going to watch it on the desktop? What do you mean? It's a Meat Canyon video. And I was like, Preston, I love you. I'll watch it, but not now.

Okay, that, yeah, he's under the prison. I'm talking about cellular device. It was on his cell phone. That's fucking crazy. To offer a 16- He was going to go like this for 16 minutes. He's going to go, no, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

Keep waiting. Watch that part. This part's funny, too. No, hell no, Preston. If a stranger pulls out a phone, or maybe even a friend, pulls out a cellular, and they go, you need to watch this. If it's longer than 30 seconds, I can't do it. 30 seconds, you're cut off.

And that's fair and honest. 30 seconds. Now, 30 seconds might be quick. That's quick, but that's what life is. Quick interactions. You're not showing me your... 30 seconds is what you got. I say, okay, because most good TikToks...

Did you say... What did you say? I said... That's what you said. I said... No no i said most good tiktok okay i'll say most good tiktoks are about like a minute and 10 like that's a sweet spot yeah so i'll give you 45 seconds yeah you better make sure it's expedited tiktok it's a chopped up version someone did aftermarket yeah oh my god can i pile in on this my god okay now this is very specific

i got a couple yeah very specific first djs that take way too long to hit the transition now i was thinking about this and i experienced it recently right when we went to the gabe's national championship they had someone on the eights they had someone on the discs and my god it you first day they pulled the kid out of the crowd and said, hey, spin that disc and then hit the next track. It was so mind-boggling how long it was taking. Wait, what is it? It was just like, oh, my God, what was the example? Oh, my God.

It was something with Miley Cyrus' Party in the USA. Yeah. And it stuck on Miley. Party in the USA. Yeah. It was like 40 seconds of a crescendo. It was getting louder, higher pitch. And then when it finally dropped, there wasn't even a beat drop. It just went to another radio hit.

It goes, oh my God. Oh my God. That literally might have been it. It was like,, my God. Oh, my God. That literally might have been it. It was like, oh, my God. I'm like, we're watching guys sweat on each other. You're playing Miley Cyrus. Who sings that? Black Eyed Peas.

No, Usher. Usher. Oh, oh. I got one more for your head, Taco. Hotels, their rewards programs. It's, it is i've not i'm not a part of any rewards program on the earth okay i don't believe snoop i don't believe in that brother you you honest to god you might have a second house right now if you had the mcdonald's app if you were saving money the amount of times you went you might have a second house right now if you had the mcdonald's app if you were saving

money the amount of times you went you could have second crib swear to god oh my god another car chipotle app you have the mcdonald's and chipotle have you got two cars and two houses that's how much money you would say i don't know what it is and i think other people deal with this too it's something about you asking me about hey you want to be a part of our loyalty program you i don't know you i'm not loyal to you. Yeah, at all. I'd hurt you if I had to. Yeah, but no. It's like, I don't want to put in my home address.

I don't want to get blown up with emails and texts. And then half the time, I have to spend $10,000 to get a free g*** side. See, they're getting better on that part. They're getting better. But, God, you hit it right on the head. I shouldn't have to give you anything, anything more more than my first name and it can be whatever the i say you there's no two fa my first name and a phone number yeah you don't need my billing address you don't need my zip code you don't need my email you don't need my relation to the partner in line

name and phone number yeah that's it it's that's their problem they ask for so much information to sell it to other people it's the worst And that's why they don't do it. And they're making me a little bit prejudiced. Let's be honest. I'm getting a little bit of prejudice because of Best Buy. I'm getting a little bit like, I'm not going to lie, I'm starting to get a vendetta. It's a couple

marginalized communities. I'm being honest. Stop asking me. I said no. I said no. I said no. How many times I got to say no to these people? I think I'm sure we really need it for our statistics of store shoppers. It's like I'm spending two grand on some microphones and some cameras. I'm not spending another 200 on these different foundations that you've already paid for.

You're trying to recoup through me. Right. So it's not my fault. Puppies. Oh, my God. No. Oh, brother. Oh, brother. already paid for you're trying to recoup through me right so it's not my fault puppies oh my god oh oh brother oh brother oh big dog big dog oh puppies turn to big dogs you gotta love the pups oh it's okay hey they had us in the first half they had us no let there be tears like best buy would you want to sign up for best buy gray blue gold or platinum today it's like absolutely not yeah none of them you have one

one reward program one lawyers program quickly hotels the whole concept of their rewards is yeah book four more nights with us we'll give you a 50 coupon oh that sounds good the room's 400 a night i'm spending 1200 for 50 bucks off is that good to me no hey book right now you get a free breakfast starts at 5 a.m closes at 6 30 what the like what are we doing if you book with us on this special weekend we we add a robe to your room, but it costs if you wear it. There's nothing good. We have pools, but it's open two months out of the year. And if I'm a part of your awards program,

all them snacks on that tray, I can touch it. I need all of it. I need to get it. Don't your weighted balance thing. I'm going to look at that water, see if I want to spend $12 on it. God, the world is, is it is a it's scary this episode is brought to you by true classic one thing that is really hard for me cameron can i tell you what it is tell me is finding a transitional wardrobe that i can wear to the gym

out on the date there's something that's tailored to me that looks good in any situation oh i feel you brother but thanks to true classics they actually sent over a bunch of stuff. Cam, I have videos of me working out in it. I sent it to a lovely lady friend and she goes, I don't know what that shirt is you got on. Wear it more often. And I said, when I take you on a dinner date, I'll be wearing the same shirt. True Classic has premium clothes at an affordable price. You can build the perfect outfit in five minutes or less because everything goes together. Their shirts are designed for your best features with the perfect fit. They hug you in all the right spots and they're so cozy and

comfortable. True Classic is also trusted by more than 4 million customers and over 200,000 five-star reviews. And they have free shipping on all orders and a 100% perfect fit guarantee with easy, easy returns. Whether you're bundling up for the cold or getting ready for spring, level up your style with clothes that actually fit right. Just go to our exclusive link at trueclassic.com slash YSK to save. That's trueclassic.com slash YSK to save. That's trueclassic.com slash YSK. Shop now and elevate your wardrobe today. Now on to the rest of this episode. You brought up hotels, right? I was in a hotel the other day, right? I was in a hotel room by

myself. Sometimes I do that. I just get hotel rooms by myself. It's the best place to get nasty. Were we... Time out. When this happened, were we all here? In Dallas? Yes. Yeah. What the hell? No, it's the best time to love yourself.

Oh, my God. CJ knows. It's a little freak-ass. Dude, you get a nice hotel. You run a bath. You order some room service. Oh, my God. You turn that big ac unit to as

cold as it can go dude you take it back to 90s 90s you you buy it on the tv you gotta mute it dude you get you you go crazy anyway it's in like 480 pixels oh my god it's stuck on elbow you just gotta get through it it's one of the best right dude and you and you're not i'm not cleaning this room up i'm not cleaning this room i don't get paid for that i'm in them with the here we go oh god oh we're gonna have to mute it that's all right oh man so i was thinking right but sick man i was in a hotel. None of that happened. I'm completely lying. It's a funny joke, though. It is.

But I was in a hotel room. That's still not good. And the power went out. That's really not good. So I was in a hotel room and the power was out. I didn't panic. Nothing happened. But I was just like this in my bed.

No electronics, no no noise no light but i remember right before the power went off i was watching a show called 60 days in great show if you don't know what 60 days in is tell them it's like this experimental show where they where the sheriff or the warden of a prison hires these people, these random people on the street, teachers, nurses, and they put them in the prison as like undercovers.

Undercover aliases. To get information from the prison. They're supposed to be in the prison for 60 days without revealing their identity. Now, so that's what I was watching before the power went out. The power went out, and I was sitting in this desolate, isolated room for about 45 seconds. I was watching before the power went out. The power went out, and I was sitting in this desolate, isolated room

for about 45 seconds. I was looking at the walls. I genuinely think I would be the best contestant on 60 Days In. Brother. 100%. The way I survived that hotel room, that calm and cozy locked-door hotel room, that prison's going to have nothing on me.

Okay, let's role play. It's one of our favorite things to do here. Go for it. Right? If I'm in 60 Days In, I'm a new inmate on the street, right? I come in, the only thing I got to worry about is my butt. It's a big thing to worry about.

But also, if it's for my protection... What did you just say? What did you just say? Say it again with words. I want you to say that on the internet. I want you to say that and you mean it. I want you to say it with words. I want you to say it.

I need you to say it. I'm not saying it. Okay, but I do think I would do good at 60 days in. If I were to be put in a prison right now, not only do I think I would survive, I'd become pretty popular in the prison. I literally think day two, maybe 54 hours, you're getting out on a stretcher.

I'd say before your third sunrise in prison, you're out on a stretcher. You think so? Peyton, you're too big and too attractive. What do you not understand? No, as man like this place is it's no joke man okay but do you not think i'm a chameleon no right you're bigger than everyone there they're gonna go come here sweet sticks and you're gonna go oh me they go yeah and then you walk up you go hey i'm hard

and they go let's see okay i'm saying like i go in okay i want you to i want you to tell me how you would how would you make it past 72 hours let alone two months. Right. What's your scheme? Be myself. Man. Oh, my. We don't got burgers in this, man. What is this slob? Hey, shut up. First of all, I mind my own business. I don't talk to nobody.

You do that well. I don't talk to nobody. And then. Let's break this down. But I put myself into isolation. I automatically wild out when I go in there. I go for the oldest person and I bite them.

I'm like, like if somebody has been in there for 84 years, their release day is tomorrow, you suck them like Dracula. I'm fine, I'm just like.

Okay, I got the mic fixed now. We're good, we're back. Why do you think I wouldn't be good 60 days in? Peyton, if you're taking the approach of you're being yourself, it's the mic fixed now. We're good. We're back. Why do you think I wouldn't be good 60 days in? Peyton, if you're taking the approach of you're being yourself,

it's not working, brother. What's wrong with me? There's a lot of things right with you. There's a lot of things wrong for Prince. What's wrong with me? Got a long body. Okay, let's start there. What does that mean?

Long body. Second. That means I can be good for utility. You need the peanut butter at the top of your bunk. I got your peanut butter. You, let me get this straight. You want to be

good for utility in federal prison. Yeah. I'm like a Swiss Army knife in there. See, I know you wouldn't be, you're not a naive person. Yeah. I'd say you're pessimistic.

Yeah, very much. Yeah. Realistic. Realistic and a slightly bit pessimistic. When you get in that prison cell, you're you're i i'd say you're pessimistic yeah very much yeah now realistic realistic and a slightly bit pessimistic when you get in that prison cell you're in hell like you're you're in the worst place you can i could have a good roommate oh my god oh but it's not roommates bubba it's not roommates it's not a summer band camp you're not on the trombone and he's not on the flute how is that not my roommate if we're living together? Oh, that is your bunkmate. You're not even in a room. You're in a cell. That's our room. Oh, but he wants to eat you

if he can. Yeah, but you have this weird thing in prison. It's not everybody's there to eat people. Some people are just trying to do their time. You're thinking you're going to get with some poor guy that did some real estate fraud. You're going to get with Freddy Krueger himself. You're not going to sleep. You're notueger himself. You're not going to sleep.

You're not going to eat. You're not going to have fun. What else about me is wrong? Would I not do well in prison? What about me? I feel like you're like a spider. You're very secluded to yourself, but then you're going to hit

that breaking point. Maybe it's been two weeks you haven't spoke. You are a very high man of dopamine and stimulation. You're going to need to talk. You're going to go to talk to someone. He's going to turn around.

His whole face is tatted. He's looking you dead in your eyes. He goes, what are you in for? And I'll be like, what do these mean? Oh my God. I grab his face. What do these mean? He literally goes, he just goes, starts like growling.

What would you say? What would you say? He turns around, face tatted, no hair, bald as can be. And he looks at you and goes, what are you in for? You go, this program called 60 Days In. You just snitch on yourself. What would your cover story be? I'm like, you see that camera?

Yeah, what would your cover story be? Oh, insurance. I didn't pay it. He goes, you know what I'm in for? What? He goes, I slaughtered a favela. They had to deport me from my home country. Like, too hot to handle, Favilla?

Like, you were on the show? That's Favilla! That's Favilla! He goes, too hot to handle. Just chokes you. No, but, Gabe, you're prejudiced and racist. So that's why I think you think everybody in jail is here to hurt people. No.

People are just trying to get their time in. I'll make your time go by. I'll make your nights go by. Click. You know what I mean? I'm in there for a good time. Not a long time. I can stir your Cheetos and toss your salad.

I can do everything. And I don't mind being a prison boyfriend. If we're being honest, I'll hold your pocket. Hey, you need to stop. Whatever makes my time go, I'm here to survive 60 days in. Put some lipstick on me. First off, do the people get a reward if they beat this like are they like they make the 60 days they get any monetary gain i think

it's just kind of like yeah like hey thanks man any information no but i got like it's like oh they're selling in the back and uh give me home what the hell is the risk to reward i don't think it's worth it i think it's just people that need a little bit of boost in their life oh my god i just thought of something bro what literally last night how did i not say this at the beginning of the episode i don't know last night i had a dream oh my god oh my god you me and cj we're walking around a university so it is a college okay but i don't know what college we're walking around a university we're getting a we're getting like a tour so i'm thinking did we do like a college show Okay. But I don't know what college. We're walking around a university. We're getting like a tour.

So I'm thinking, did we do like a college show? We're about to perform, right? We're getting this tour. We're in a library. Holy. You, me, and CJ getting walked around by this older woman. She's giving us a tour of the whole campus. We're in the library.

She walks up to this bookshelf and it's like a secret door. Because it's dreams. Dreams are fun. It's a secret door. She goes, it opens up. We are now in like this under like earth vault imagine like a tesla giga plant but i don't know what they're making i don't like the way you just said that word it's not a giga plant careful it's a giga plant you really like

saying it no that's what it is that's you're like giga yeah that's what you're doing i guess it's like a massive it's like just electronics and robots right right we walk through that all three of us are like what the hell is going on what are we doing and we're all like looking at each other like like the eyes like bro what the and we're walking through i swear to god i don't know why i dreamt this i swear to god i didn't watch anything that made this happen she She goes to another door. Bing, bong, bing, bing. She opens it up.

It's literally connected to the ocean, and Pierce is getting eaten alive by a shark. And she brought us to watch it. It's like right when we open the door, a shark. It's like movie, bro. Pierce is right here. He's like, ah! And the shark literally goes, wah, wah, wah, wah. Starts ch chomping and we all start screaming yeah we're like what the hell we start screaming we go what the hell is it

pierce pierce pierce yeah and then she clicks another button it's a hologram and then i woke up that was it dude i had to say that you got to get a dream reader i need what is that a dream reader oh my god learn me something you don't know what a dream device like need what is that a dream reader oh my god learn me something you don't know the dream device like no no it's a person oh oh i don't do voodoo i don't do i don't do voodoo tarot cards it's not voodoo it's somebody that can like help you describe it's like a dream so you mean to tell me someone that's telling me what was in my head when i was unconscious and they know what happened? That's not voodoo?

It's a dream therapist. So basically what you do. People do anything for money. No, basically it makes sense to me. A dream therapist? It's basically like you explain to this person what your dream was. Then you tell them about your life. And then they'll say, okay, well, this is probably why that happened.

For that dream, they'd be like, you hate Pierce. That would be that one. That'd be like, you hate Pierce. That would be that one. That would be the reason you had that. Is that not giving fraud scam vibes to you? No. I think a dream therapist, like a dream reader, is probably one of the most real things ever. It's just somebody that can dissect your dreams.

I think it's pretty easy. I think I could be a dream reader for you. See, but you could be a dream reader for you. See, but the thing... You could be a dream reader for me. Yes, name any dream you've ever had. Quickly. Do you want my reoccurring dream? Yeah, your reoccurring dream.

Do you want me to say it? Yes. Okay. And I'm going to be your dream reader. Okay. I had this dream for about several months straight, every single night. I was climbing a mountain with ice picks,

super cold by myself. I hit, I fall through. It's really lava at the bottom. There's like a spiraling staircase with people watching. They're just watching me fall to my death. Right before I hit the lava, wake up. Okay. What I think is you're climbing this ladder of success, right?

You've been doing so well. You have a lot of people watching you. Oh, don't say this. And your fear is if you f*** up, you failing. And that's the reason when you're climbing're climbing up this thing while so good but you fall now you have all these people watching you fall and you're scared that's why you wake up i kind of like this yeah okay let me do you oh dude no let me do you oh okay oh you always gotta make so Okay, here we go. I'm dreaming, right?

I'm dreaming. Dream! Well, I don't really remember too many of my dreams. Well, they're all nightmares. Give me a nightmare. I can tell you. So when I was a kid, I always had this reoccurring dream i was getting chased in the rain like it was like a back alley and every time i turned a different street corner there'd be somebody following me and oprah was on the tv you know like in old

like movies when you would go on like a main street there'd be glass with a bunch of tvs that play the news oprah was in all of those. Okay. And I was just running in the rain from something or somebody. I know it was a body. But every time, like, I would go, there'd be, like, some mud on my feet, and they would always chase me. Like, they would always get close to me. Oh, f***. Um, okay.

I think the rain is setting the mood. I think you're running from yourself. You're running from what you could be. Okay, Oprah, not too keen on Oprah. I'm not too sure why she's there in the glass window. But I think the rain and the running is you're really running away from the easy life you could have chose, the path you could have fell down. You're running away from that.

You're trying hard. The mud is to show you you've made mistakes along your way, but that doesn't stop you. Let me stop you now. I just have a really big fear of being caught when I'm running from something.

That's all it is. That's all it is. There's no bigger fear. You're just like, don't touch me! It's been my biggest fear. I hated Chase as a kid. I hated Chase.

Don't tag me in my back. I don't like it. Chase? You didn't play Chase as a kid. I hated Chase. Don't tag me in my back. I don't like it. Chase? You didn't play Chase as a kid? You actually made a game out of Chase? That was the game. It's called Chase. You had a moment in time where you said, all right, let's do it.

Ready? Chase. And you took off. That's not a game. You are kidding me. You played Chase? You're kidding me chase was just it was natural it was it was one with society yeah but we're playing no you never played how do you win you don't get caught yes the time runs we get tired or something or the recess is over

brother you you whoever is it at the end is... You lost. You brought chase to institution. You made it a thing. Wait, no, no. What'd you call that game? It wasn't a game. You were just in the middle of a chase. You were just living. So you were just running?

And someone's just running after you. You go, fuck, I'm being chased. Wait, no, no. That's weirder. No, no. A game version is called tag, not chase. No, tag is different. Tag is I'm running after you to touch you.

Now you are it. In this game of chase, is there rules? Is there halftime? No, see. Do you have teammates? No, tag was the washed version of it. Tag is like you get lava and you get safety zones. Chase is you're running from 24 hours.

Chase. You made Chase. And it just breaks out. It just happens. Like somebody's just like. I agree with you on that. Chase. You made Chase. And it just breaks out. It just happens. Like somebody's just like. I agree with you on that. Yeah. But no one announces, hey, do you want to play Chase?

Well, you know, we've done that too. No one does that. No one does that. Like no one was in your. I swear to God. If no one was in your general vicinity to play, you have to make an. Hey, I want to play Chase. I've started so many Chase games.

I've been like, shut up. We're playing basketball. Yeah. I've interrupted so many chase games. I've been like, shut up. We're playing basketball. Yeah, I've interrupted basketball games to play chase. Like somebody's like defending and I've been like, run from me. You would walk up to people and go, run from me. That's how you start chase. And it's not creepy.

I was a kid. You go like this. Tell me this isn't weird. Run, run from me. Ah, ah. You're kidding me. Yeah, that's't weird. Run. Run from me. You're kidding me. Yeah, that's fun. I want to play chase.

Yes, that's how you played. You are, dude, that's weird. That's weird, bro. Really? Chase isn't, like, chase is a thing. Yes. But I'm saying it's not like, hey, we're going to go play four square. That is a game with rules and opponents and everyone knows how to play and win.

Everyone knows how to play chase. It's natural. It's like learning how to walk. Exactly. Walking's not a game. You don't go, I want to play walk.. Everyone knows how to play chase. It's natural. It's like learning how to walk. Exactly. Walking's not a game. You don't go, I want to play walk. You can speed walk game. That's a race.

There's an end line. There's a winner. Chase, what the f***? Do you just run until you drop dead in the field? And then Miss Salisbury's picking you up? Wait, they all didn't call it chase? Bro, the only form of an actual game that you are talking about. Is tag. Is tag.

Is tag. Tag, you're it. I touch you. What is the objective of chase? Running, not getting chased. It's just running around. You're just running and not getting caught. Yeah, you're just running around.

Yeah, but there's no like, I don't know if there's a transition of power in chase. There's not. I think it's just no objectives. There's no goal. There's no objectives there's no goal there's no transition of power and there's no time frame so is it a game yeah or are you just fun yeah but it's also like your first time being a little too like you always play with the girls now chase with a girl was nice yeah you just you go after i used to do dunk contests. Oh, my God. I'm like, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here. I'm like, at what point is this not a game anymore?

She's like, you got me already. You're like, oh, go again, go again, go again. You go round two, round two, take off, take off. Oh, my God. Oh, with your hair and seashells. Yeah. You're going. Chase.

I'm surprised no one played Chase. We did dunk contests with our girls. No, I remember you told me you dunked on the fat girls or something. Didn't you tell me that? I bodied her. I put her in the rim. Oh my god. The You Should Know Podcast.

This episode is brought to you by our friends at Harry's. Everyone in the comedy world knows not every single joke can deliver. I know that because you bomb most jokes on our lives tour. Good morning to you. You're really bad at doing it. Thank you very much for that. A lot of them don't land.

Okay. So many. But you know what always lands and always delivers? Harry's. They send the best quality razors right to your door for a fraction of the price of other big brands. They have better designed shaving products at a better price, and it is not a joke. It's Harry's. Right now, you can get a $13 trial set for just $3 at harrys.com slash YSK.

Harry sent over a trial set, right? And there's one thing about the great razor they sent over, but it wasn't just that. There was foam shave gel. There was a travel cover. There was a travel cover. There were so many things, and the thing I liked was the aesthetic. I put that up in my bathroom. Feng shui.

That was pure feng shui. Say it with me. Feng shui. Feng shui. Great engineering, great feng shui. You got a fan out of Peyton. Harry's also has customizable delivery options for scheduled refills as low as $2.

Woo! Half of what you pay for other big brands harry's has the highest customer satisfaction in the shaving industry and if you don't like your shave do not worry it's on them convenient subscription options that you can cancel at any given time harry's has it all get the shaving products that always deliver get harry's normally their trial set is 13 but right now you can get it for just three bucks at harry's.com slash ysk that's our exclusive link harry's.com slash ysk for a three dollar trial set now on to the rest of the episode dude speaking of dude things that are weird i just saw on tiktok i think a lot of people are going overboard with this breeding thing right where they breed animals they make these super animals right there's a super god there's a super popular thing going on right now

it's an xl bully sphinx cat what there's a picture on the screen right now there is an xl hairless sphinx bully cat you know like an xl bully dog yes it is that it bred a hairless cat and there's lots of them brother that that thing's blood is green that that's not real that is an alien to any extent it is it's on the screen so the people that real. That is an alien to any extent. It's on the screen so the people can see it. I want you to see it. Please. An XL bully had sex with a feline is what you're telling me.

That's like biblical, bro. Look at that thing. Dude, it is the nastiest mix of cat dog ever and its name's bambino yeah let me tell you more about this oh first off i didn't even know they were breeding cats with dogs yeah i don't first of all sin yeah how does that happen that is sin yeah bloods and crypts like doing something together that's not you don't breed a cat with a dog. It says the XL Bully Sphinx, also known as the Bambino, is a cat bred, developed

in the 21st century by crossing a munchkin and a sphinx. A munchkin. This thing isn't real. It's not from Earth. And it says American Bully Dog and is characterized by short legs and hairlessness.

Now, do you want to see the price of it? Oh, my God. Let me take a guess. I'm guessing 17 bands. 17 bills for that mutation. Due to the rarity and unique characteristics of this crossbreed, expect to pay a higher price for an XL bully cat kitten. Potentially anywhere from $1,000 to $3,000 or more.

Oh, my God. So it's not too bad. Oh, my God. That's how you know they f***ed up. Their gene mutation didn't work. They're not selling those things for $3,000 if they were purebred. If they perfectly match the sphinx in an XL bully, that'd be a $100,000 animal. There's no way.

Dude, that's probably one of the worst mixes of animals I've ever seen. And it doesn't even look cute. It is ugly as shit. It's like KSI. Like something about it the first time I saw it. I'm in the thick of it. Everybody knows. And I was like, that cat sings that song

and so I love chaos all right I'm just I'm making jokes but what do you think is the worst mix of what do you think is the worst mix of animal there could be like other than that so hypothetical hypothetical I think one of the most terrifying would be an ostrich giraffe. I was going to say it has to be giraffe. Something that has to be with a giraffe. Imagine ostriches already six foot four. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Imagine a giraffe being able to move like an ostrich. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. People would pray to that thing. It would take over. It would take over generations. A 13-foot, they're just running through. A giraffe?

Imagine a giraffe with wings that can run 60 miles per hour. I would poach those. You have to shoot it with an RPG. No regular bullets taking that thing down.

He's Neo. What do you think would win? Oh my god. Taking that thing down. Moving his neck. He's neo. He's dodging. What do you think would win? Oh, my God. What do you think would win? A giraffe and ostrich mix, right? So, how tall are giraffes? Bro, like, I don't know.

Like, 12 feet? 12. Imagine a 12-foot ostrich with wings. Like, a 12-foot ostrich that can run 60 miles per hour. Imagine that. That's terrifying. Or do you think a lion? 16 to 18.

Oh! Okay. Imagine, this is a good would you rather. A hybrid of a giraffe and ostrich. So a 16-foot ostrich. Oh my God. Imagine a 16-foot ostrich versus a lion and a hyena mix. Who's winning that fight?

Oh, you picked a punk hyena. Aren't hyenas vicious? Hyenas are the most vicious animals. Oh, my God, no. Most vicious animal? You would go one-on-one with a hyena? One-on-one, you could probably beat a hyena easy. That's why they are a pack animal.

Are you absolutely... You versus a hyena? Brother, one-on-one with a hyena? One-on-one, you could probably beat a hyena easy. That's why they are a pack animal. Are you absolutely... You versus a hyena? Brother, one-on-one, yeah. You are, like, grossly overestimating a hyena. They are a pack animal for a reason. A hyena is no... Kim, Kim. A hyena's like a German shepherd.

Do you think you could beat a German shepherd one-on-one? No. If your life depended on it, you couldn't beat a German shepherd. They put-one no if your life depended on it you couldn't beat a german shepherd they put you in a dog a canine in a room and one of you gets to leave you're letting the dog walk out and bark have you have you i can tell you've never seen the show cops whenever they start taking off on foot and that german shepherd got taken after them and they got caught in the woods with that german shepherd that's a foot that's a fully trained there's a lot of money

putting that that's a hyena no hyenas hy is like the equivalent of a non-educated German Shepherd. That b****, he just woke up one day. Cam, I've seen him laughing. Okay, Cam. I would equate your animal, like your human animal link would be like a small French bulldog. A hyena could take down a French bulldog, Cam. I am nowhere near a small French bulldog. Yes, you're fat and it's hard for you to breathe.

Okay. No, it's not. As I'm wheezing. No, you are out of your mind. First off, in its DNA, it goes in a pack because it can't solo. What are you talking about? Cam, you would have to go in a pack in the wilderness too.

If I, no, no, no. You said. You would survive in the wilderness by yourself? Now we're on a different question. No, I wouldn't survive. I wouldn't survive so you need a you need a pack no so you're the same as a hyena have you not seen lion king yeah scary my weren't they yeah and tamone with this husks he got rid of him at one point that's the little guy pumba what's his name i don't know the big fat guy he got rid of him a hyena is about the size of a dog, maybe a little bigger. Get your stats.

I'm looking up hyena stats. Get your stats. How do you spell hyena? Two feet, 98 pounds. Come on. Hold on. How do you spell hyena? H-Y-A-N-E-A. Okay, so I'm going to bring up the physical characteristics of a hyena.

Go for it. First of all, before I do that, physical characteristics of Cam. 6'7". Good day, 280 good day 280 no no god no 40 times 13 seconds so let's bring that let's that's gonna be our starting point right let's go to a hyena weight 77 to 176 pounds okay holy that's some things are, the 176, that's like the kingpin that sits in the, doesn't even leave the pride. Height. Shoulder height. 33 inches.

Okay. Like, how many feet is that, four? It's not even three. It's not even three. About here. Okay. Hunting. Hunting.

Spotted hyena, spotted hyenas are adept hunters, killing up to 66 to 90% of their food and can bring down prey much larger than themselves. Hey, big guy, you're much larger. I am. They have a 90% success rate. You're cooked. I have thumbs. I have the thumbs and I know how to put a hyena in a darts.

I'm going to put that on the ground, double leg, sweep him, and literally. There's no way you believe that. There's no way you believe that. Bro. There's no way you believe that. So you believe you can pick a 18-wheeler up? You can't choke a little jungle dog? You're kidding me, man.

I can definitely pick up an 18-wheeler. You can move an 18-wheeler and you can't man a jungle dog. Because there is such thing as unhuman strength whenever you're in dire situations. Me versus Iena, pretty f***ing dire. But that's me versus an inanimate object, you versus another predator. Exactly.

That thing is scared too. It's going to come after you. That 18-wheeler is just inanimate wheels and tar. I don't know what makes an 18-wheeler, but if my mom's under the 18-wheeler, I'm lifting it up. And if my mom's under the 18-wheeler, I'm lifting it up. And if my son's on the other side of that door, I'm choking the street jungle dog out. He can laugh his way to hell. He's going to hell.

You don't believe that. Bro, you're getting absolutely insane. If I asked you, genuinely, be 100% honest, 100% honest. 100% honest. If you were put in a room, some sick show, like a Squid Games type show, they throw you in a room, they're monitoring the room, and they throw an XL bully into that. Do you think you're getting out or do you think the dog is?

I'm not saying you're coming unscathed. So it's me versus an XL bully? Yeah. That's different. What? Isn't an XL bully like a French bulldog? What? An XL

bully is like a buck forty. Easy. Yeah, but it's different. They're not predators. They're slow. I can kick. Hyenas are quick, agile creatures. When did you go to the Savannah? When did you go and do this little trip? I'm just saying. It's not looking good for you, brother. It's not looking good for you. You've got to have more faith in me little trip? I'm just saying. It's not looking good for you, brother.

You're tripping. It's not looking good for you. You've got to have more faith in me and yourself. I'm just realistic. You didn't even answer about the bully. What happened about it? Would you be able to top the bully? Top it?

I wouldn't do that to animals. I don't like that game. That's jail. I'd really be 60 days in after that. Bro, I'd have to. I'd have to. I'd best a hyena. I'd literally choke 60 days in after that. Bro, I'd have to. I'd have to. I'd have to. I'd best a hyena.

I'd literally choke that thing out. And, bro, the second he's running up to me, I would absolutely Pat McAfee the f*** out of his jaw. I would literally. I would try to kick. Cam, I've seen you. I'd try to kick his mandible clean off. Cam, I've seen you try to.

With a two-face. I've seen you try to kick a football off a tee and you missed and fell. Tees are hard though. It's staying still and I'm moving. If I'm moving and he's moving, it bounces out. Ying and yang. Cam, you? You can't even

beat me in an arm wrestle. I don't like arm wrestling. I've seen too many joints. I've seen too many broken. The You Should Know Podcast. This episode is brought to you by our friends at Shopify. Pete, do you remember the old days? The very, very first merch drop. No, no, remind me. Oh, my God.

PTSD is imminent, brother. All the merch had to come here. We had to fulfill every order, check every email, succeed everything. Stop it. Pay people. But thank God, we got Shopify, man. We got Shopify. Nobody does selling better than Shopify, K. Nobody.

Okay. Home of the number one checkout on the entire planet. Number one and the not-so-secret secret with ShopPay that boosts conversions up to 50%. That's half. So if you're into growing your business, your commerce platform, better be ready to sell wherever your customers are scrolling or strolling, on the web, in your store, in their feed, and everywhere in between. That's on my mama.

Businesses that sell more sell on Shopify. Upgrade your business today and get the same checkout that we use. Sign up your $1 per month trial period at shopify.com slash YSK all lower cases. Go to shopify.com slash YSK to upgrade your selling today. Just in case you got the volume pretty low, one more time for you, go to shopify.com slash YSK. Now on to the rest of the episode. Okay, you want to know what I thought the other day just sitting by myself? Honestly, it pisses me off. Probably something inappropriate. It's inappropriate.

How come my brain can remember I forgot something, but it can't remember what I forgot? What type of shit is that? You got into the edibles. What? Oh, no, I did not. No, I got into the tiredness. I'm sitting there. No.

Genuine question. Genuine. Look, how can you remember that you forgot something, but you can't remember what you forgot? The hell was that? Did you just re-say it back to me? Did you just, like, steal my shit and run with it? You literally just took what I said, poised it, and gave a little more hand.

I genuinely don't think you forget anything. You misplaced the thought. Oh my god. You got little workers up there. He clocks out. That's the next guy's problem. No, but yeah, genuinely. Because it's in there.

If you would have totally forget, that's called alls. And then you don't. That's when everything's permanently leave. You are lying to me. If there's been a time that you have, like, legit, you forgot what you were going to say. I've never completely forgot something. That's utter nonsense. That is utter nonsense.

You're not a robot. You're not Tony Stark. No. I've misplaced thoughts. Misplaced thoughts. Your turn. Misplaced thoughts. Misplaced thoughts. Your turn. Misplaced thoughts. Because if I remember that I forgot something,

I remember it. I just misplaced it. You don't remember the subject matter. Sometimes I do. But I remember there was something there so that means

it's a misplaced thought. If I completely forgot about it, that means it's not even the parabola of the brain. So I genuinely have never forgotten anything. Yes, you have not forgotten anything name one thing i forgot you can't remember can you oh my god oh my god you just ate me up and spit me out.

Yeah, that's how you body bag somebody right there. Holy shit. I didn't even know that was going to turn into that. I thought you were going to side with me. You've definitely forgotten. No, I haven't. I've misplaced thoughts. And there's a difference between forgetting and misplacing thoughts. That's like school system. You've misplaced thoughts. And there's a difference between forgetting and misplacing thoughts. That's like school system.

You're like protecting the weak. Like you don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. Participation trophy. Misplaced thoughts. Yeah. You lost it. You forgot it. No.

You didn't misplace your keys. You lost where they were. You forgot them. No. Me forgetting. Let's use your key example. If you forget your keys, I don't even know i got a car at this point see no that's not no that's forgetting no that's i forgot i have like

so that's like getting into the car it's not you forgot you had listen it's like getting into the car and being like something's supposed to happen here right you forgot the keys happen, it's the location. Right. I didn't forget that I got keys. I just misplaced the thought of them. No. You're pissing me off because you're kind of cooking. You're kind of cooking with grease. Yeah. No, no, no.

You can forget something. Give me an example. You can forget something. How? It's not a misplaced thought. You can forget. Like, oh, I was going to tell you this story, whatever, and then something else happened, and I forgot what I was talking about. So I forgot, I was going to tell you this story, whatever, and then something else happened, and I forgot what I was talking about.

So I forgot that I was going to tell you that story. That is forgetting it. It's not misplacing a thought. I didn't drop it out of my pocket. No, you would have not remembered that you were supposed to tell somebody something. That's a complete forget. That's what I said. My brain can remember that I forgot something,

but it can't remember what I forgot. That's the premise of what I'm saying. No, you're saying I remember that I was going to tell you something I forgot what the exact thing was yes forgetting is completely forgetting that you were supposed to even tell this person something no because you're switching words no I misplaced what I was gonna say no you listen I said I what I was going to say. No, you listen. I said, I remember I was going to tell you something, but I forgot what it was. I didn't forget, Dr. Strange, that I was going to speak to you. I forgot what I was going to say. Get it?

I don't think I've looked at you straight on before. Have I looked crooked? Hold on. What? What? What? What? What?

Have y'all ever looked at me straight on? That's just mean. Oh! No! Dead ass I only see this part of you Most of the time Yo What's wrong with me?

It's like looking at No come back here That's creepy What? Different Speak it Tell me Do I got something

To my teeth? No it's not that It's just like Am I ugly? No You're just not recognizable Completely What? It's not that. It's just like... Am I ugly? No. You're just not recognizable completely. What?

It's me, buddy. It's me. Oh, my God. What could be wrong with me? You look like one of those mall Santas a little bit. A mall Santa Claus? Like, genuinely? I've known you for like eight years nine years i don't think i've ever looked at you this head on it's oh my god wait isn't it strange no i just saw something on you

what is it now i'm a little swollen right now that might be it your nose is kind of not not down here right there oh it's broken he's kind of looking that way he's got something if i were looking at you in a lineup, right, and you put other big head walk agents, it would be hard to... Dude, you look different. A little predatory. Okay.

Really? I need to change something. Tell me the truth. It looks like you come with some signs. That's crazy. Bro. What are we talking about? Sorry, it just threw me off.

Can we talk about how your knee shattered? Yeah, I'm kind of nervous. It literally said... Oh, but is there anything else? Because we can get into people's favorite segment. Let's get into people's favorite segment. These are people's favorite segment. You know what that is?

Pop culture, payday cam. Pop culture, payday cam. Pop culture, payday cam. Pow! I think we're getting some sports. There's some heavy sports going on. All for the sportsies. I tweeted this at 4 a.m. So I was up.

God. I was tweeting this at 4 a.m. I went through a deep dive. What the hell? Like, that's just... So, if you don't know, there was a viral video that came out not too long ago of LeBron James confronting sportscaster Stephen A. Smith about Stephen A. Smith's comments on LeBron James' son. LeBron James Jr.

LeBron James Jr. Now, there's been a lot of talk about LeBron James Jr. We'll call him Bronny because that is his nickname. That's what he goes by. He goes by. His surname. There's a lot of talk about Bronny being in the NBA. Obviously, it's a nepotism thing, which is great.

I'm so happy I'm all for nepotism. I think that's the point of being a parent. It's like, hey, I work hard. I want my kid to be, you know, better than I was. You know what I mean? So, obviously, for nepotism reasons brawny got drafted and he's playing in the nba on the lakers with his dad which is a beautiful thing it's great to see beauty now this is where the thing with steven a has come in steven a like every sportscaster has kind of talked about brawny

and his performance in the game hasn Hasn't been doing well. Is he a NBA prospect? Should he be playing? That's all good and dandy because that's what you sign up for being a professional athlete is for sportscasters to talk about you. Tabloids. The problem that LeBron James had is Stephen A. Smith started talking about LeBron James as a father.

Correct. Saying, coming to you as a father, this is wrong to have your kid put out there embarrassed like that. Yeah, he said that you put your kid in this situation and da-da-da-da-da. Right. So then, there's a viral video. At the end of the game, Stephen A. Smith was at a Lakers game. LeBron James steps to him and he says, hey, leave my family out of this. It's like, stop talking. And LeBron James, 6'10", 300 pounds, standing over little Stephen A. Smith, talking to him.

You could see that was a one-sided conversation. That's you listen. I speak. I speak. Now, Stephen A. Smith. That boy ran to that mic. Goes on the air the next day, and he's basically copping pleas. Do you remember what exactly he said that next day on air?

Yeah, so he was saying it was disrespectful, and it was not the right time and everything that LeBron spoke to him, but in the moment, he heard a father speaking. He said, I heard a father, so I listened to a father. Yeah. And he was just scapegoating it out. And now Stephen A. Smith has been going on kind of a press tour about this. He milks it.

He's like, I'm talking about this every day. I'm tweeting about this every day. So now Pat McAfee on the Pat McAfee show, right, which is a competitor to Stephen A. Smith, right? LeBron James rarely goes on. Rarely. You'll never see him on SportsCenter. You'll never see him on First Take. You'll never see him on SportsCenter. You'll never see him on First Take.

You'll never see him on any of that. He goes to the competitor. He goes to the Pat McAfee show. Gives a full interview. Like an hour. Uncut, uncensored. So good. LeBronversation it was titled.

So good, by the way. So good. He talks about this. He's like, yeah this he's like he's like yeah he's like um Stephen A LeBron goes Stephen A Smith's been on this Taylor Swift tour talking about it and anytime he could talk about him he and he's I know he's excited me talking about him right now he's probably his underwear eating ice cream he says he gets some ice cream going his uh going his couch his tighty whities yeah and then oh god and so now the internet's going to get some ice cream, go on his couch in his tighty-whities. Yeah, and then. Oh, God.

And so now the internet is going crazy. Oh, my God, he's on the competitor. The king spoke. He's calling him out. And he's right. Because, Stephen, you're wrong. You're talking about this man as a father. You're not doing your job as talking about sports.

And LeBron said, talk about my son if he's not performing well. That's fine. Don't talk about family. Exactly. That same day after that airs, the LeBronversation airs on the Pat Magazine show, Stephen A. Smith says... Clown. Something about putting hands on LeBron James. Word for word, he said, if he would have put hands on me, I would have swung on him,

comma, I would have instinctively swung on him. Yeah. Really? One word, simple truth. Really? Really, Stephen A. Could you? I mean, I would hate that for LeBron,

for the repercussions that would come with it. Could you? I mean, I would hate that for LeBron, for the repercussions that would come with it. Could you imagine? LeBron James, it would be very, let's say this. He attempted manslaughter. Yeah, it would be very one-sided. Oh, my God. And unfair. LeBron James is one of the best athletes of all time,

one of the biggest, strongest men that we have in professional sports. And we're not saying this as if we want to see it. That would not be, it wouldn't be good. Yeah. He would literally, if say LeBron did get overwhelmed in the moment and maybe did a little point and Stephen A stepped into it and it touched him, like Stephen A took that. There's literally nothing Stephen A physically could do to LeBron, ever.

It would have been one, like imagine just not even a hook, not even a pout, like one stiff one stiff just right hand like a cross straight to steven a's face yeah it literally covered up like all this yeah it'd go straight through him and so i think oh then this is what i tweeted today steven a knows he's lost this whole argument he knows from the beginning i've been wrong i've i've overstepped i'm doing too much but i he's an ego filled dude can't give it up now he can't he's doubling tripling down on this swinging thing like i would beat up lebron basically so i i had this thought at 4 48 a.m i tweeted this and i want y'all to tell me if i'm right i think stephen a smith is doing one of those things where you know

you're losing the fight so you choose the crazy route and start punching yourself in the face. You know one of those people that's like, you're about to fight somebody, and you go, you don't want this. You're doing that to really avoid the fight. Yeah, because you're scared like, if this tries to fight me, I'm dead. So I'm like, ah!

Yeah. Ah! You mother. Now that seriously was wrong. I didn't mean, I was saying like this. I was saying like that. Not like a, I should have turned the fist. But is that a correct assessment?

I think so. Also, I will give him his props on he's been in this for 40 years, 30 years. He knows how to stay in the headline. He knows how to literally create controversy. He's the king of creating controversy. So he's good at his job from that front. But no, I agree with you. I agree with you because there's nothing else that he can say.

It's like what he said. He should just say, I'm sorry. Yeah, but he's not going to say that. So he literally has to do that route. I would have swung on Stephen A. It's unfortunate because I've said this in interviews before. I said Stephen A is one of my idols in the industry. So it sucks seeing the downfall of one of your goats.

But it's not even a downfall. You know Stephen A. But this is pretty far out there. It's pretty bad. And, bro, I truly do believe. But this is pretty far out there. It's pretty bad. I truly do believe I would be shocked if his team or him individually

privately has not tried to apologize but it's so annoying that publicly he's going to stand firm, ten toes down. Oh, I would do this. Oh, he's wrong for that. LeBron James is out of his mind. Yeah.

It's like, bro, it'd honestly be a great look for him. It'd be a great look if, well, it's too far gone now. Yeah. But it'd be a great look if right when it happened the next day, he just, you know what? You know what? It took last night for me to realize it. I was talking about family.

I am a sports analyst, sports broadcaster, not a family. That would have been great for everyone. We would have been chopped up. It's all good. Oh my God. In the comments for the sports people, let us know what you think about that. Who's right. Real quick, you want to know what I just realized? Just realized from this conversation.

We are going to get whenever LeBron's done, and I want him to stay as long as he can. Whenever he's done, bro, we're going to get so many appearances. We'll actually hear his insights. We have the podcast. I know, but it's strictly bad. I'm talking about he's free. There's no obligation.

He can say whatever he wants. I don't think so. Not in terms of brainwashes. I think he's going to own a team. I think he's going to own a team, and then it's going to be like. But until then. There's no way he retires in the very next year, the Las Vegas whatever, have their opening game.

Like, it might take a little bit. Right, right. And hopefully he just goes on show, show, podcast. People come to him, like, everything. You know what I hope he doesn't do is go the Tom Brady route of, like, being – trying to be, like, a commentator of – Oh, God. It's like, love you, Bron Bron.

Yeah, I know. I don't want to hear your voice. Yeah, he's like, that mother – No, he can't. He can't. He's like, yeah, watch him hit that zip right there. He should have hit the zip and then looped around that much. Bro, and his knowledge would be like no one would enjoy hearing it.

It's too much. It's way too high. It's like no one would even understand it. Even sometimes when I'm hearing him talk, I'm pretty educated in the basketball. I swear, bro. I'm like, wait, flip. Where are we at in the court now? I swear to God.

I watched one episode of Mind the Game, and I was like, oh. It's levels. There's definitely levels, but it's also just different lingo. It's different lingo is the main thing. There's a lot of shit that we know, but it's called different shit at the pro level. So it's like, but yeah, that'd be crazy. Yeah, well, let us know what you think in the comments below. Would you punch LeBron James if he put his hands on you?

And that was... Pop culture, pay it in camp. Pop culture, pay it in camp. Pow! All right, Camp. Pop Culture Panic Camp. All right, Cam, get us out of here. What do we have tomorrow? Tomorrow, April 1st, we are announcing the Summer You Should Know Worldwide Tour. Koala Club, you've already seen it. Koala Club, you'll be the first people to get your tickets. If you want to ensure you get a seat for your caboose for the tour,

join the Koala Club. They will get pre-sale tickets before the rest of the world has it available for them. So, as always, that link is in the description. Join the Koala Club. You'll get early access. You'll get to see some of the merch. You'll get to buy your tickets before there's ever a chance of it being sold out. And the VIP tickets at each show, including the meet and greet.

Koala Club will have a choice to get there first, too. I'm just saying, if you want first, go join the Koala Club. But we absolutely love y'all. I thought you had your finger up. No. We absolutely love y'all. Thank you for coming back. Episode 158.

We cannot wait to see you next week. Hmm. Confuse the casuals. Come on, come on get your good karma come on cam this week's secret code come on t i let's go h t i h baby if i think i'm if i think i know you're thinking it. You're knowing it. Tour is here. Tour is here. It is finally, finally here. We absolutely love y'all. Go cop your tickets. All right, guys. Remember, we love you.

Can I say the name of the tour? Go for it. No, you got to wait until tomorrow. All right. Actually, you're on Club Club. You see it today. We love you. And remember, what I take, Wild Bears on Quality Club. You see it today. We love you. And remember,

what I say, glowbears, don't make it home to Christmas. And we'll see you next time. And on the road. Yeah, we're going

to that city. And that city. Definitely not that one. We're going there, too. Not that one. Probably not that one, though. Yeah, that one smells. Unfortunately, we're going back.