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Starting point is 00:03:58 We got go host Cam Back in the studio! Oh, s***! You're very excited for tour. I'm very excited. I'm very excited for tour. Oh, man. I am excited. That's how excited I am.

Starting point is 00:04:25 I'm not telling anybody to do that, but I can. I know my limits. Why is that your range of excitement? I need to hit something. Go. I need to hit something. Can I hit you? No, not me. Okay, I'm good.

Starting point is 00:04:34 If you see redness on my legs, just know it's from me. Okay, I'm good. I'm good. I am beyond excited for tour. My God, I cannot, cannot, cannot wait. Wednesday is the pre-sale. Koala Club members, you get it first. You already know that.

Starting point is 00:04:51 You're always first. You're always number one. And then Friday is the rest of everybody. Oh, it's going to be so good. I'm hoping the tickets sell. I'm hoping a lot of people want to come see us because in person, we're a whole different beast. On YouTube, even on the patreon

Starting point is 00:05:06 It's a different experience right it's good We're from being face to face with us because we didn't go out there, and I can grab you Oh, yeah, how many fans have I grabbed you can you grab more than that? Yeah, let's now let's let's call the lawyer first. Let's figure out how we want to work I mean if I you know you like to show how you think it's funny That's what you get that's what you get on tour if you want a possibility If I f***ing wear you like this show. You think it's funny? That's what you get on tour. That's what you get on tour.

Starting point is 00:05:31 If you want a possibility, you got to be where we're going. Oh, ticket sales just went up. Oh, they just jumped. They said, oh, take the card. Oh, buy it, buy it, buy it. Yeah, they're freaks. Yeah, and from what I know, there is no age restriction at the show. It's venue to venue, which which what we're gonna say now is we are 26 years old at comedy podcast we are gonna make vulgar jokes yeah so if you don't want your

Starting point is 00:05:52 kids listening to that don't bring them i'm gonna say something that you dream about later that night and i and the the lights in the theater are always super hot i like to take clothes off during the show oh yeah he gets naked and then uh get unbelievably sweaty. Yeah. Where you see all of my pores, you see me sweating. Yeah. And maybe, I don't know, maybe for my son, now that I have a seed, I've had my beautiful wife, everything's solidified, maybe I go shirtless too. What do you say? Liv's not gonna have that. And they wouldn't want that. They'd be like, oh no. They'd be like, oh I didn. They'd be like, oh, I didn't. You take your shirt off. Woo! Yeah! I'd take mine.

Starting point is 00:06:27 They're like, oh, no. Just him. Just that guy. I go. I'd be like, did we pay for extra spotlight? What the hell is that? But speaking of your son, right? Actually, did you take your lodging before we recorded?

Starting point is 00:06:42 Phoenix almost saw your genitalia. Yes, that is a fact. Last summer. Let's just put that out there. Did we ignore my question and talk about my genitalia? No, I never took a lozenge. You didn't take your lozenge? I did not take my lozenge. Okay, so if you're an avid listener of the You Should Know podcast,

Starting point is 00:06:54 which I'm sure a lot of you are, Cam coughs way too much. It's an uncomfortable amount of yuck that comes out of your throat. I give it my all, and my throat gets scratchy and dry. But it's not just that. We were on the phone on the way. I give it my all and my throat gets scratchy and dry. But it's not just that. Like, we were on the phone on the way to the- because it's an hour drive. Scratchy and dry. Yeah, okay. But then I was like, Cam, take this lozenge.

Starting point is 00:07:11 If you don't know what a lozenge is, it's a cough drop. You're saying it wrong. You're saying it wrong. You're saying we're going lozenge. It's a lozenge. It's a lozenge. Lozenge. When the hell did those extra vowels get in there?

Starting point is 00:07:24 It is a lozenge. Logen. It's not a lozenge, youzenge. When the hell did those extra vowels get in there? It is a lozenge. Logen. It's not a lozenge, you Cajun. Hey, grab this old lozenge. Oh, oh, oh, oh. It's not a lozenge. Lozenge. Since when?

Starting point is 00:07:38 Since lozenges were a thing. First off, whoever decided that was the name for that, you need to visit some people in the underworld. Yeah, but there's a hundred percent. It makes more sense with saying a lozenge because it's lodging in your throat, not lozenging. Okay, we're not lodging nothing in our throats. Two. And three, you don't want it to stick in your throat. You're sucking on it. It lubricates your throat. Lubrication from the lozenge, not logging. I've been a lozenge for a couple people.

Starting point is 00:08:09 God, I knew that was on the horizon. How do you think CJ got the job? Oh, CJ, look at him. He didn't get pinkeye for no reason. Here we go. Anyway, I have a lot of stains on my shirt. You always do. You're the most stany guy ever.

Starting point is 00:08:26 But the thing is, I don't know how they get there half the time because I just pulled this out the wash. Because you're a human burrito. You're fully stuffed, a little spicy, and you're hard to deal with in public. Like, you are, like, you're just, there's two. Oh, get him a lozenge! Get him a lozenge! It's a lozenge.

Starting point is 00:08:44 Yeah. And that's what you're, so, oh, my God, lozenge! Get him a lozenge! It's a lozenge. And that's what you're, so, oh my God, your phone call. Can I please say that? Can I, I am exposing you. Yeah, tell me my phone call. This man, so we were FaceTiming last night. Yeah. That's exactly what you did, yeah.

Starting point is 00:09:01 We were FaceTiming. Dude, you're gonna regurgitate that coffee. It's like... It's like a tickle in the back. It's a little ball of mucus. No, it's like a feather from my... You got little enzymes playing foursquare in the back of your throat. I sprayed too much cologne on my t*** before we recorded.

Starting point is 00:09:19 I'm not gonna lie, I think you're getting high, bro. Like, from that. I think if you spray like serious grade perfume Yeah, loans down there Pierce you know unless come on give us a cough Okay continue so this man this man facetimes me last night He is walking into an HEB if you don't know what HEB is it is a grocery store. We have in, Texas It's a chain. It's amazing. It's one of the best grocery stores of all time it literally stands for here everything's better so it's it's like the greatest grocery store ever but what that's what he stands

Starting point is 00:09:55 for here everything's better heb is that a new thing tick tock did that you thought it's for herbert or something yes herbert e butts her Butts. Herbert E. Butts? No. You thought the greatest grocery store was Herbert's Eatin' Are you kidding me? No. Herbert E. Butts. Here, everything's better. No, but the guy who made H-E-B is named Herbert.

Starting point is 00:10:19 Herbert E. Butts. Are you intentionally leaving out the T? His name's Herbert. That's how you say it. Like Sherber. Are you intentionally leaving out the T? His name's Herber. That's how you say it. Like Sherber. Are you stroking out today? No, you don't say Sherbet. It's Sherbert.

Starting point is 00:10:34 You don't say Sherbet. They'd be changing it. It's Sherbert. It's Sherber. You don't say the T. Sherber ice cream? Yes. Who in the hell in their wicked mind has ever said,

Starting point is 00:10:44 let me get a double scoop of the sherbet no that's how you say it sherbert herbert herber sherber herber it's old english oh it's 2025 read a bible for his but there's a biblical figure named herber herber it's herbert herbert no i swear God, the T is like enunciate. It's like... It's squished up. It's like... You kind of fold it down and flick it out.

Starting point is 00:11:09 No one of them things on that thing. No. And people that got that... You don't know that hand motion's wicked. Stop. No, the people... Stop, no. No.

Starting point is 00:11:17 Oh, my God. Oh, oh. The people that got the asterisks on the top, like, I don't understand those. I don't. I don't like that either. I hate it wait what's what's a name that has that like lionel no no it's one like chalamet he has it right timothy chelsea but that's how you say his name either it's not timothy

Starting point is 00:11:38 dude you're starting to piss me off it's timote it's timote it. It's Timotei, it's French. Everyone be quiet. Timotei? It's Timotei. Timotei. Timotei Chalamet. So he was playing kickball in the streets and they were like, Timotei! Well, it's French, so I'm pretty sure it's... Timotei!

Starting point is 00:11:58 Exactly. Timotei Chalamet! He was like, I want to go to New York and be actor. No, that's not his name. His name's Timothy. His name's Timothy Chalamet. See, that's your colonizing ancestor. No, your name is Toby. No, no.

Starting point is 00:12:15 Oh, my God. No. You can't say that. You can't. You can't do that. You can't. You can't. You can't do that. You take a seat. Can you think about what you just did?

Starting point is 00:12:32 I'm sorry. So, when Bubba does the joke, I like to go on with the joke. So, tell me about Herbert, you buds. Tell me about Herbert. So, he's going into H-E-B. Who's he? It is you. Oh, that was the story. I forgot how the story started.

Starting point is 00:12:47 We went on a whole different thing. He is going to grocery shop. He's on this new healthy kick. He's buying real food, right? Props to Pete. Thank you. He loves that word. He loves that word. Sorry. Oh, don't be. That was great. Can you continue? I'm losing it, dude.

Starting point is 00:13:18 Oh, okay. So, golly. Basically, that store is packed. It's a huge store. Before entering the store, we're on FaceTime. He goes, dude, I got to get in front of a mirror. He goes, I got to get in front of a mirror. There's like four people looking at me.

Starting point is 00:13:33 And I go, bro, they're probably just, I mean, you know, we're kind of used to this at this point. They might just be, ew, is that that guy? He goes, no, no, no, they're looking me up and down like they want to eat me. And I go, okay, well, no. So he goes, dude, I got to get out of here. He goes into the store. Immediately, phone phone in the pocket i hear a whole conversation he met a couple fans supporters he took pictures it's good yeah he pulls the phone back out before you even finished your sentence i said what are you buying he goes i'm making this little avocado thing dude what is

Starting point is 00:13:59 on me he slapped he slapped his card he goes someone else is looking at me i'm going to the bathroom he goes to the bathroom he's like dude there's nothing i don't i don't understand there's nothing on me is is my is my johnson out what's going on nothing's on him comes back out okay now we're talking it dies down a little bit i'm like bro first off first off he goes to the grocery store every night yeah he goes nightly for the dinner. He's going to make that night. That is stupidity at its Highest level. No, it's not Highest level of stupidity because the first time I've been I've been alive for 26 years, right? Yeah, it's my first time cooking like making myself dinner ever right and now I'm into it, right?

Starting point is 00:14:38 I've grown an appetite. I'm being healthy. I feel better. There you go. And so I want to eat healthy. I eat all organic foods now. It's good. Oh, yeah. Y'all are going to die when you're 29. Here we go. Keep eating that shit y'all eat. Look at me. I'm healthy for a week.

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Starting point is 00:17:45 So whenever I go on TikTok, I'll see a recipe, and I'm like, that looks good. I want to go make that. But my mind is so inconsistent and scattered. In four hours, if I don't cook that now, I'm not going to want it. So there's no way I'm going to be able to meal prep something for a week, you know what I mean, because I'm not going to want it on Friday. See, but you – and honestly, I agree. You used to be more indecisive but now you're just unsure

Starting point is 00:18:07 are you staring at me so hard i don't i don't know i don't know but you used to be indecisive but now you're just unsure yeah blink a little though what did you just say i'm indecisive and unsure you used to be indecisive but now you're just unsure about those decisions what does that mean you used to be indecisive but now you're unsure do i have to dance it out those are synonyms with each other though no they're not synonyms indecisive and unsure define them for me indecisive means you want to you have a hard time making decisions you can't decide unsure means like you're not even certain if you want to do it indecisive means you want to you have a hard time making decisions you can't decide unsure means like you're not even certain if you want to do it indecisive imagine imagine going to uh imagine you're gonna don't you don't you pull your semantics card and don't try to legality and

Starting point is 00:18:57 jargon your way out of this okay this is fact go ahead indecisive you can't make a decision decide unsure i'm not even certain i think you to be indecisive you have can't make a decision. I can't decide. Unsure. I'm not even certain. I think to be indecisive, you have to be unsure. Because if you were sure, you'd be decisive. You're the reason I'm going to die young. You. How can I make it quicker? No. Okay.

Starting point is 00:19:15 Indecisive. I want shoes. Which shoe do I get? Are you okay? Stop right there. Unsure. Do I want to buy shoes? Indecisive.

Starting point is 00:19:24 Do I want the red one or the blue one? I am sure that I want to buy shoes? Indecisive, do I want the red one or the blue one? I am sure that I want to buy shoes. Unsure, do I really need shoes? Do I want to buy them? Okay, that's just being indecisive and unsure about different things, though. You're still unsure and indecisive. I can be sure I want shoes, but I can be unsure what shoes I want, which makes me indecisive.

Starting point is 00:19:44 I think you just got put six feet, which makes me indecisive. I think you just got put six feet under like a corpse, a dead body. Okay, well this corpse is raising from the dead because you're not listening. With your food, it used to be this or that. Now it's completely I don't even want that. I don't want this. That there's a difference. That's sure, though.

Starting point is 00:20:02 I don't want something that's sure. Dude, you're getting body bagged. You're getting legitimately cooked. And I think it's starting to take a toll on you because you see it in the comments. You see it in the comments of people being like, Peyton has been winning a lot. And it's going to take your confidence going into tour. Because the whole tour is Peyton versus Cam. The whole tour is Peyton versus Cam and it's live and unedited.

Starting point is 00:20:24 I'm putting him under the fryer he edits it to where he wins them they can see it in the full length i don't edit the full link i edit the clips he makes himself the winner i've been waiting two months to say that how everybody's like oh my god 2025 yeah we should get such a big change. Oh, Peyton's the smart one, Cam's the dumb one, I'm never the dumb one. Cam, you had low key, oh! No, since you've had your son, you've lost a lot of positive character.

Starting point is 00:20:53 I've lost a lot of sleep. You've lost a lot of the positive characteristics you hold. And you've lost a lot of your brain power. No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You've capitalized on my shortcomings of sleep and rest i started to sleep less yeah you started to sleep more there's a there's an unbalance in the force oh can i talk about your son for a second i'm sure is he good and this is this is me being honest oh no i was

Starting point is 00:21:19 so excited about his birth i was so excited for him to be a part of us. You watch your tongue. I'm listening. Watch your tongue. Okay, I'm watching. Yeah, it's not hard to watch. I was so excited for him to be a part of us, right? It's like a meat blanket. Sorry. A meat blanket is crazy.

Starting point is 00:21:35 It's like a meat mattress. You like it. So I was so excited for your son to be a part of the world, right? I was so excited to share life with him and teach him new things. He was my best friend before he was even here i got him thousands of dollars of stuff like before you even existed all right i was so excited i was in the hospital like minutes after he was born you're tearing up and toenails yeah but now your son's like two months old he's starting to he's starting to know like he's starting to

Starting point is 00:22:05 laugh and smile surely he's starting to being able to tell who people is i can tell he knows your dad i can tell he knows liv's mom this was his first time seeing me since he's gotten that attribute since he's he's boosted that xp there we go spend a little vc yeah and so i was excited malachi is gonna know who i am right i go to your house with my parents it's my mom my dad me and that one cj he loved your mom right so i've seen malachi a bunch of times my mom's super excited to see malachi malachi doesn't know who my mom is correct my mom's like oh my god baby Let me see the baby. Oh my God. Malachi. Hey, it's it's it's grandma Nita. How you doing? Let me sniff your little neck. Yeah. And so my mom holds Malachi, right? Malachi was a little fussy before he was like a little, you know,

Starting point is 00:22:57 hungry or tired or whatever the emotion he was going through. My mom holds him and he just melts like Malachi's like this like staring intently into my mom just blissful happy mmm spits up on my mom my mom's like oh that's nice I love this baby go about a baby it ain't real experience he's a little spit yes I love that baby goo and I'm like oh right my dad holds Malachi my dad my dad you know my dad's not even like that kind of guy. He's not even a loving creature. But I see my dad in a new light because he's like, ah little man, what's up? Oh look at him, man you killing me dog. You killing me. And then Malachi's like this. He's so happy.

Starting point is 00:23:38 CJ holds him. CJ holds Malachi, right? CJ sweats on my son. No one likes being held by CJ. Not a girl. Not anybody. Not a pet. Nobody likes being that. Not a baby. CJ's hands are freezing. They're dry as hell.

Starting point is 00:23:52 They're rough. They're scratchy. And he's a human space heater. But Malachi, for some reason, loved it. He was being held by CJ looking at him like this.

Starting point is 00:23:59 I'm so hot. I love this. We're sweating, but we're sweating together. We look alike. You might be my real dad. So, so, it was love this. We're sweating, but we're sweating together. We look alike. You might be my real dad. So it was my time. Uncle P, the one that everybody thinks we're besties already.

Starting point is 00:24:12 I'm like, Malachi, come here, boy. Hold him. As soon as I hold him, he's crying. He's punching. He's looking at me. The way he looked at me in my eyes was pure fright, and it hurt me. I say all that to say, why doesn't your son love me? I think he can sense the unconfidence in you and the animalistic traits.

Starting point is 00:24:36 What do you mean? He knows what you do when you go home. He can sense it from your flesh. What do I do when I go home? Oh, we can't say it here, but he knows. Oh, when I spank the turkey? Give it 15 years. So will you.

Starting point is 00:24:52 What? What? Oh, my God. Natural. Yeah, he knows you. What? Your dad did it, too. He said I'm a Hall of Famer.

Starting point is 00:25:01 Yeah, he knows you go home, punch a clown. What do you want me to do? I'm not hurting nobody. I think... Just myself. I almost tore my groin one time. I was going... I was pulling so hard.

Starting point is 00:25:17 We're not on Patreon. We gotta wait. Oh, yeah. No, we gotta wait. We gotta wait. No, no, no. Question about that. Patreon.

Starting point is 00:25:23 What did you... No. Patreon. I can't forget that. But no, he... I think. No, no, no. Question about that. Patreon. What did you? No. Patreon. I can't forget that. But no, I think he knows the unsureness. He knows the like, oh, because you're still not just rough with him. I can't. People that just grab him and pick him up, like he knows, oh, they're not new to this.

Starting point is 00:25:40 They're true to this. Yeah. When you go like this. I'm so scared of him. I'm scared to hurt him. Because I love him too much. CJ doesn't give a fuck drops him exactly i'm scared but that's why he loves cj yeah if you just gotta rough him you just gotta grab him she'd be like oh come here buddy okay but i'm gonna remember that malachi i remember because when he's six

Starting point is 00:25:56 four years old four five six when he's starting one things and he comes to the rich uncle guess what you want to go to uncle cj's house You want to go to Uncle CJ's house? No, let's go to Uncle P's. I'll be like, yeah, remember that time you cried when I held you? I hold vendettas against babies, against everybody. You do hold vendettas. I do. It's important to.

Starting point is 00:26:15 Okay, first off, how rough are you going to be with Malachi when he turns two? What do they do when they're two? What's their attributes? I don't know. He's 84 overall. He's got a high ceiling.'s he's gonna be walking he's gonna be moving around playing and speaking it's gonna be like you're gonna shove him a little bit no i'm not gonna physically hurt him yet that's more when he's like he can take it like scrape his knee and nothing will be wrong

Starting point is 00:26:37 but like i'm definitely gonna mess with him like prank him oh i'm gonna choke slam him from like the top of the stairs play wwe with him 100 but i'm saying like i'm gonna prank him most of the time i'll be like what do you mean like i'll be telling something's in that room and i'll lock him in the room like like for a second like prank him like it's a prank one second yeah literally like you turn the lights off you go and then i'm on the couch i'm gonna catch four hours got him you get a call oh god oh no yeah no is the money still in the account yes okay well no you sit down well no i really haven't thought about it that way you come you go no i haven't oh hold on my uh raw is on but they're in amsterdam so it's the middle of day

Starting point is 00:27:21 hold on i'll talk to you later. You said my kid's just like, you come into the room, you're like, where's Malachi? I'm like, you go, oh, he's taking an ab, staring there. You go, there you go. Hey, wake up.

Starting point is 00:27:32 Cause I'm 100% done, that's a ruby. I'm 100% left her outside. No, you left her outside. She could have died. Bro, she's a dog. I hate the way you treat her. But she could have died. Fine, it's survival.

Starting point is 00:27:40 It's not fine, you sick creep. Survival of the fittest is a dog. You farted. Something excavated your body and it smells awful. I swear to God. You smell like shit and do not deny it. Oh my God. Everything I love, I did not fart.

Starting point is 00:27:56 It's to the point I'm thinking you're spraying some shit. Did you fart? Take a whiff. Don't look. I'm not whiffing you, Johnson. It's not me. Sniff. Sniff. don't look what are you with I'm not whiffing your Johnson this is not gonna help the allegations bro that that was I don't know it's I don't smell anything did you see okay can we I have a topic to bring up, right?

Starting point is 00:28:27 Very excited to talk to you about this. Do you know the song? Never would have made it. You know who sings that? Without you. Yeah, who sings that? Marvin Sapp. Marvin Sapp.

Starting point is 00:28:41 Have you seen the thing with Marvin Sapp? There's allegations on Marvin Sapp? You haven't seen the thing with Marvin Sapp? There's allegations on Marvin. You haven't seen the thing with Marvin Sapp? He kidnapped the church. You didn't see he kidnapped the church. Y'all haven't seen this either? Y'all haven't seen this? Not Marvin.

Starting point is 00:29:01 Marvin Sapp. There's a viral video. Okay, first off, what do you mean he kidnapped the church he everyone in everyone in the everyone in he wanted their money he was robbing the people right so marvin sapp it's a viral video if you don't know marvin sapp he's one of the most legendary gospel singers of all time oh my god you singers. Oh my god. You haven't seen this? Not Marvin. Marvin was on stage, right? Marvin Saab was on stage.

Starting point is 00:29:30 The whole choir's behind him, right? And he's talking to the congregation. He's getting his church bag, right? And it's to the point, it's to the point where it's time to collect tithes and offerings for the church. So there's a big online audience and there's a lot of people for the church. So there's a big online audience,

Starting point is 00:29:45 and there's a lot of people in the church. He goes, he generally goes like this, ushers, lock the door. And then the ushers aren't doing it. He goes, lock the door. Ushers, lock the door. He said, we're not leaving. He's like, everybody, he's trying to get $40,000.

Starting point is 00:30:04 He goes, everybody right he's trying to get $40,000. He goes, everybody right here, $20 donation. Everybody, $20 donation from y'all. And then he goes, everybody pull out that $20. So we accept online, virtual. He goes, cash, everybody come here one at a time. And he goes, I want to see everybody stand up and bring the 20 to me.

Starting point is 00:30:23 He's like that, and he goes, ush ushers lock the dough he's kidnapping these people and then so the choir in the back is like and they're pulling out the 20 he goes y'all up here he said $100 from everybody he goes $100 from everybody up here he goes $40,000 and he goes everybody watching online if you donate $10 we said we will have enough to raise $40,000. Lock the doors. Nobody is leaving. And so he kidnapped the congregation.

Starting point is 00:30:54 It is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen in my life. And this is not allegations. This is a literal video. Literal video. Did he get in trouble? I'm pretty sure there's some legal things. There's got to be some legal things. Yeah, but the thing I wanted to say is, and you have to mute this.

Starting point is 00:31:13 It's going to be muted on here and on Patreon. That's what you were talking about. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you kidding? Are you kidding? Are you kidding? Are you kidding? Are you kidding? No!

Starting point is 00:31:36 My recession! You're right! I would have guessed that in a million years. How it happened was. I never would have made it. Bro, how it happened was. I was telling her. No, no, no. I was telling her.

Starting point is 00:31:58 I was like, did you see that Marvin Sapp video? And she goes, yeah, that motherfucker is crazy. And he won't stop. That Marvin Sapp. She goes she goes yeah that mother crazy anyone Okay, listen, that's no more Hey, and then she starts rattling off all these old famous Currently Yeah, that's uh you can't that's never and i would put it out and i'm sorry but i i begged and i begged and i begged for that to be public and i got the hard no hard hard no

Starting point is 00:32:36 so i can't but you got to imagine the dismay on my heart in my mind because I grew up listening to that oh my that is that is genuinely the one of the craziest things I've ever heard that means they saw me found that and were like yep he said I'm stronger I'm wiser I'm better Much better Imagine a voice note I would I would I would This show is sponsored by BetterHelp

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Starting point is 00:34:41 That's what's happened in my life. Peyton, that is unbelievable. Okay, honestly, that's as crazy as that is. And again, I'm so sorry y'all don't get to experience that with us. On tour, I might say it. On stage. I might say it on stage. Honestly, I think I can't because I'm going to be at some of the shows and she'll never know I said it. Oh, I guess I got to mute the name I just said, but yeah.

Starting point is 00:35:02 Yeah. That's crazy, but you, honestly, you did something equal crazy. How so though? What? How so though? Oh, how so though? I said no. Okay, you liar.

Starting point is 00:35:20 I walked into this man's house the other day, and I do not. I'm going to say this with the straightest face possible. I walk in. Beep, beep, beep, beep. I go straight to his office with the straightest face possible. I walk in. Beep, beep, beep, beep. I go straight to his office. That's where he lives. If he's not taking a poop, laying down, or eating, he's in his office. I go straight to the office.

Starting point is 00:35:34 Hit a hard left. I look at his screen. I want you to know what I'm saying right now. Up top on the TV. Just some random... Just turned it on, it on whatever the show it's not that bad on his monitor via his fingers and keyboard through search engine this man was watching a video on youtube of dirt being excavated open to the jury do you need a therapist? Do you need help? What can we do for you?

Starting point is 00:36:09 Why in God's green earth are you watching? You are 26. You are young. You're spry. You got money, good looks, and you're watching dirt being moved by a black cat. Like, why? There's certain things that I try to keep to myself. You didn't try hard enough. If I'm watching dirt, I'm locked in my closet. No one's gonna see me do it. It's like getting walked in I was like

Starting point is 00:36:33 But no there's certain things that like get me going like that nothing okay There's certain there Oh, look at that big load of dirt. No, there's certain things that, like, tranquilize me. Remember, like, a year or two ago, you caught me listening to the cricket noises? Yes, bro, but it's something with nature. You're weirdly, like, your ashes are, like, dirt or something. When you die, you're just going to be spreading like a forest. I want to be in a dirt field.

Starting point is 00:37:04 Yeah, you're just like, I want a black cat. And then you just go. No, I generally don't know what it is but there's something about like some people like lawn mowing videos but i like the dirt excavation videos because there's no one talking there's no commentary there's nothing it literally was like just like motor and like a lot of the things i watch i have to be like doing something else i I have to be on my phone texting. I'll look up. Those are the only videos I can just lock in on and just watch for like 30 minutes straight. And I can just eat and watch it. I'll be like, it's not like I'm, but do you not, do you not hear how you sound?

Starting point is 00:37:35 You sound like you committed a triple homicide. And like, that's your only form of entertainment. They give you TV time, but then they go, Hey, you're watching dirt. And then you're just like, dude, you're in your own house a free man you can play a video game you can watch us you can watch raw you watch nba highlights you go give me the lawn being torn apart why it's it's almost the simplicity of it it's like i just enjoy that nothing else is happening i know nothing's gonna scare me nothing's gonna make me laugh nothing's gonna make me mad i enjoy the simplicity of this video i know at the end of this i will be satisfied my my final synopsis is your dopamine receptors

Starting point is 00:38:18 are so fried they're so far beyond saving you have to watch Dirt being moved to where you mellow out You're kidding. I go. I'm not gonna be scared. I can't keep going. Sorry. That was the whitest spit I've ever seen here's a hair moment. That was the whitest spit. I've ever seen you are severely dehydrated I'm not kidding. Why the fuck is your spit white that was white Peyton. That was silver, not gooey. It's white. You're making fun of me. I liked it. Oh my God. That was so white. Your dopamine is so far gone. You just said as a 26 year old, first off, put the phone down. Stop scrolling. My phone was down. That's why I watched the dirt videos. Dude, dude, you're thinking about this. Your daily reset is watching gravel. So, you know, I'm not going to get scared. I'm not going, you know, I'm not going to get scared.

Starting point is 00:39:06 I'm not going to be laughing. I'm not going to get jumped. I'm just going to shit and eat my beef and weiss and watch it do it. Yes, it's so simple. And I think I could be watching crazy things. Like some people, like back in middle school, I watched a thing called Reddit 50-50. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:39:20 I'm not going to tell you what that is. If you're too young, you're too young. Reddit 50-50, that was my form of entertainment. There was a bunch of websites that I won't name. The fact that you're watching that as entertainment, though, like the only time I ever experienced Reddit 5050 was off a dare. You pulled, like there's something wrong upstairs. I was the kid that would show people, you know, what Reddit 5050 is.

Starting point is 00:39:43 And they go, no, little weird suspender, crooked teeth, long hair boy. You go, all right. You're right. Maybe next time. Dude, and those, like, other websites where there's some live streams. Dude, what the hell, Peyton? What age is this? Oh, elementary school.

Starting point is 00:40:01 Elementary school? Oh, yeah. That's the time. That was during the Bush administration, too. You know what was going on overseas? I could tell you. And now I watch the dirt. Thank God.

Starting point is 00:40:19 Why are y'all looking at me like I'm weird? I never did anything. I just watched. You never did anything yet? Yes. Hannibal? And the two things, one thing videos? I'm weird. I never did anything. I just watched. You never did anything yet? Yes. Hannibal? And the two things, one thing videos?

Starting point is 00:40:30 I knew them all. There was a sandbox. There was a jar. There was a horse. No! I knew you were going to say the horse. But as a... Oh, my God. Okay, no, no, no.

Starting point is 00:40:40 Y'all are... No, no, no. No, you need a bath in holy water. You need a bath in it. No, okay. Y'all are not going to do that to me. As somebody who was a preteen in like 2009, 2008, like 2010, that's what was popping. There was no such thing as TikTok.

Starting point is 00:40:57 We had iFunny and we had Reddit and stuff like that. Like that's what we watched. I think that's the source of your problem. What do you consider preteen? Preteenager? Yeah. What? The age,teen? Preteenager? Yeah. What? The age, you idiot.

Starting point is 00:41:08 Anything before a teenager? So what's a teenager? 13. 13's a teenager. 13 to 19's a teenager. 13 to 19's a teenager. I think that's actually science. So preteen is nine years old?

Starting point is 00:41:20 Are you preteenager? I would not call a nine-year-old a preteen. What would you call them? A kid. They're nine. Those are synonymous with each other. I would not call a nine-year-old a pre-teen. What would you call them? A kid. They're nine. Those are synonymous with each other. I wouldn't call him an adult. Oh, so my son right now is a pre-teen. No, he's an infant. So what's the age? He doesn't even have a year. He's not even a year old yet. What's the age for a kid? But you just said if they're before teenager, hence pre-teen, then are they not synonymous? Yeah, but if they're before the actual age of numbers, they're an infant. So that's what your son is. So what is a kid?

Starting point is 00:41:46 What's a kid? If nine is a preteen? Nine is a child. Yeah, preteens are children. They're synonymous with each other. Kids, children, preteens, all the same. No, they're not. You're not gonna look at a six year old

Starting point is 00:42:01 and call him a preteen. Oh, what do I call him, a teen? A post teen? Kid! A child! Yeah, also a preteen call him a preteen. Oh, what do I call him, a teen? A post teen? Kid! A child! Yeah, also a preteen. He's a preteen. So if that's the same thing,

Starting point is 00:42:10 then all the way to one year, as soon as they hit the one year old, that's a preteen. That's a baby. Dude, oh, oh my God, my left hand's never itched this hard. Oh, it needs a scratching and your beard's looking awfully rough. Oh my God. You are not, you said, I was a scratching and your beard's looking awfully rough. Oh my God.

Starting point is 00:42:26 You are not. You said I was a preteen in 2008. You were born in 99, meaning at nine years old, you think you're a preteen. That's why you're watching an explicit video. That is not preteen. Nine years old, you're in the fourth grade. You are not a preteen in the fourth grade. What would you classify a preteen as?

Starting point is 00:42:43 Preteen? Yeah. Like 11, 12. Literally, the years. What's a classify preteen as? Preteen? Yeah. Like 11, 12. Literally, the years. What's a 10? What's 10? Kid. 10.

Starting point is 00:42:50 What's the difference between 10 and 11? A year. But why is that the difference between preteen and teen? What's the difference between nine and two, you bag? You're telling me. Diapers. You're a baby if you wear diapers. Okay, so let's break it down. So birth to one infant.

Starting point is 00:43:06 One to out of diapers is a what? Toddler? Now it's like a math problem. I'm getting a little confused. I don't operate this way. We'll call it a toddler. Slow down and say it again. So zero birth.

Starting point is 00:43:17 That to one infant. Infant, yes. One to when they're done with diapers. Let's call it average of maybe like three. I don't know. Some people are a little slow. Todd. Slow in the diapers.

Starting point is 00:43:30 Slow in getting out of diapers. I'm so sorry. Thank you. I'm slow getting out of diapers. I wore a diaper until I was six. And you were preteen at nine? You wore a diaper? You were on your own back at six?

Starting point is 00:43:44 No, I didn't use it Use it I just had it on You have you could have your own chapter in the Guinness Book of World Records Not you're not your one accomplishment your it literally go paid in hard Paper mache Saddam Hussein Before a diaper till he was six didn't use him uh he doesn't brush his teeth didn't shower for three weeks it would just be right yeah but i feel like i live a life that i won't regret like i feel like whenever i'm on my deathbed in a couple years i will like

Starting point is 00:44:16 i'm gonna be like dude i did everything like you know what i mean like the funniest part about that sentence is eight to eight out of ten other individuals would regret many things you do. And you're like, I don't regret anything. What would they regret that I did? No one on earth is not going to bathe for 21 days. No one on earth goes coin flips if their teeth are getting brushed. No one does that. No, I'm just saying, like, I won't regret anything because I know I've lived life how I wanted to.

Starting point is 00:44:45 That's fair. Like, you know what I mean? A lot of y'all. But it's not the right way. A lot of you. To who? It makes me happy. A lot of y'all are going to be in the deathbed like, oh, I shouldn't have just stayed in that job for so long.

Starting point is 00:44:55 I shouldn't have just stayed by these social norms. I'm going to be like, dude, I in my neighbor's bush because they bark too much with their dog. Like I my neighbor's yard before I have. What? We're not going to talk about legality because I don't know if the statute of limitations is up. And it was a diarrhea situation. But I wasn't going to shit in my yard.

Starting point is 00:45:13 You shit in a bush? Oh, everybody shit in a bush. I shit in a tree. What? In a tree? Like on a squirrel's house? Yeah, I was like, hey, Keebler's, you here? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:45:22 Cookie-making shit. And I'm like, oh, yeah. I shit in a tree. No toilet paper. Had to go to my glove box. I was playing basketball by, Keebler's, you here? Cookie making. No, I sh** on a tree. No toilet paper. Had to go to my glove box. I was playing basketball by myself in a local park in Oklahoma. Oh, God. Oh, so you were grown.

Starting point is 00:45:32 You were like 18, 19. I was about 24. I knew you. No, this was about two years ago. No, I'm not kidding either. What? I'm not kidding. This was about two years ago.

Starting point is 00:45:41 You pooed in a tree? 23, 23. You pooed in a tree? I pooed in a tree at 23 years of age in a local park in Oklahoma. Why? I was by myself and the shit was so imminent. Like it was on the doorstep of being down my leg. I literally could not sit on my to drive back to the house.

Starting point is 00:45:59 So I had to in public. I looked both ways numerous times. And then I literally went. I was like... What time of day was it? Probably about 2 p.m. It was probably the middle of the day. Wait.

Starting point is 00:46:15 No bull... Anything blocking, or was it just like an open field and a tree? No, there was like a tree. There was like a cup. There was like seven trees. And the crazy... The worst... I swear to God, this is all true.

Starting point is 00:46:23 The worst part was maybe 200 yards to the right was a sports complex having a baseball tournament i swear to god somebody hits a finger they're like oh i said if one parent if one parent makes a wrong turn they go i'm just parking the grass they're gonna pull up on well i'm just and then i had to walk i had to hit a duck walk back to my car you sat in it oh no I had to hit a duck walk back to my car. You sat in it Oh, no, I had to hit a duck walk back to my car and I literally wiped my with Wendy's paper towels It was in my glove box. I had to I had to I love y'all and I'm vulnerable here My shorts are sag. I know that it's I was like

Starting point is 00:47:03 Hit all the way to the car. I said, I literally went like this. And I drove out of there. It was bad. How have I never told that? I've never heard that before. I swore I said that. I haven't, dude. It was bad. How have I never told that? I've never heard that before. I swore I said that.

Starting point is 00:47:27 I haven't. Dude, that's disgusting. Oh, it's bad. Bit orange, too. It had a little shit to it. Seriously. Too much, too much, too much. Sorry.

Starting point is 00:47:32 Too much. No, it was a wicked. Too much. Anyway. Are you going to regret that on your deathbed? No, I'm glad I did. It feels good. It's free.

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Starting point is 00:49:42 There's some things that I've realized about death, right? Oh, God. I was going through my... Hey, whoa. We want to do that today? We about death, right? Oh, God. I was going through my... Hey, whoa. We want to do that today? We're talking about death? Well, yeah. Man. No, no, no.

Starting point is 00:49:51 Wait, did somebody die today? No, it's just a beautiful day outside. It's everything. Pretty great. It's actually pretty... Cut the fourth camera. It's fucking stormy. Yeah, it's actually pretty gross.

Starting point is 00:50:01 No, I'm saying... All right, let's do it. Death. No, no, it's not... I'm not going to talk about death, but it's something I realized about it I was going through my my camera roll right and I have a bunch of videos of my grandma like on her last like couple months right headband on because she's bald cancer got her and it's real skinny she was still fighting her she was like, That's my dad's mother, dog. That's Mark's mom.

Starting point is 00:50:34 I miss her a lot. If you wouldn't have made the joke. Alright. Why does CJ love it so much? Okay. Let's bring it back. Let's bring it back. I'm sorry.

Starting point is 00:50:49 Let's bring it back. Okay, let's go. Let's bring it back. Now, I was watching videos of my grandma, right? And I realized something about death. Y'all need a break? What's so funny? I'm good.

Starting point is 00:51:03 What's so funny? I just can't believe I actually did that. Yeah, no, it's f***ing up. It's gonna be good. Okay, so I was going through videos of my grandma, right? I'm with you. I'm right here. You're laughing at my dead grandma?

Starting point is 00:51:17 No, no. I miss her. No, I know you do. I know. We love Meemaw. We love her. Or was it? She's Catholic. What? I think I see she went to hell

Starting point is 00:51:34 Okay, do this locked in locked and loaded you're looking at videos of your old dead grandma. Wait, no. No. I didn't mean that. I thought that's what you said. It hurts a little. I'm so sorry. I thought that's what you said. I have pictures of my old dead grandpa and it's sad. When he was dead?

Starting point is 00:52:00 No, I need to stop saying it like that. I'm saying the words wrong. You're at the funeral. You said... No. No, no need to stop saying it like that. I'm saying the words wrong. You're at the funeral. You said... No. No, no, no. I have pictures of him... What do they call it?

Starting point is 00:52:13 Pre-death? Living, I guess. That'd be the word. BD? Before death? We got it. Here we go. So, it was about three months BD.

Starting point is 00:52:23 BD. I was looking... We got it, here we go. So, this was about three months BD. Okay, we're good. Alright, here we go. I was on my phone looking at videos of my grandma right before she died. Alright. Okay, okay, like sip it. Go. I was looking at my video. I was looking at my video.

Starting point is 00:53:04 Go, go, go. CJ, stop. Here we go. We got it. I was like You go go go CJ stop Here we go. We got it. We got it. Here we go So Mike so my great He said he goes my grandma's text me No, he's going to hell. He's going to hell. He's going to hell. No, he's going to hell. Oh, my God. You just... She texted me.

Starting point is 00:53:33 Hey, no, no. He just got a first class ticket to hell. You're going to hell. Oh, my God. Ow. Ow. He said, would you look at that? My grandma... Ow he said would you look at my grandma

Starting point is 00:54:07 What's happening what's happening? Oh my god? Oh what you say? Okay, the story doesn't even matter anymore. It does, it does, it does. No, for real, I got you. I'll say the first part so no one chuckles. You were looking at videos in your phone of your grandma. Who? It was a couple months before she died. Yes. Yes, let's get it.

Starting point is 00:54:20 Pancreatic cancer. You're right. Yes, right. So we were given our edibles. Yeah. That's fair. Because it was helping the pain. There you go.

Starting point is 00:54:39 I remember the first time I came over to her house, she was off the eddy, right? She was up by like a 20-milli-vanilli. She was sky high. She was fried. And so secrets start to come out. And so I have a video of her. She was limping around the house. Like she came.

Starting point is 00:54:57 Oh, she was still walking? No, seriously. Yes. Oh, that's good. My dad's gonna no i'm being honest i'm being honest like my grandpa toward the end he was just like bedridden that's what i'm saying well yeah but oh this is months yeah months yeah so she goes oh i gotta show you something and i said okay i was like i've known you for i don't know i was like 21 or something i'm 22 i was like i've known you for I was like 21 or something 22 I was like I've known you my whole life 22 years. I think I know everything

Starting point is 00:55:29 She goes to a room Four minutes later. She comes back took her a while to get back. Oh, she comes back and she has a stack this big of Playboy magazine And she money spread them. And she said, these are vintage. These are from when I was your age. I said, really? She's like, yeah, I've had these for a long time.

Starting point is 00:56:02 She goes, I always caught your dad taking them. One of the pages stopped. but the playboys is real she had like a collection of playboy magazines at like 80 your grandma was a freak oh my god it runs in the bloodline you seen me they were her magazines i guess so they weren't they weren't grandpas no no no they were grandmas and grandpa was stealing and then i have a video she was like rip i guess it's been a while since she's looked through them but she was standing over me because i was sitting down she was standing over me going like this she was like i miss gladys she was a sweet lady imagine being a party name's gladys first off that oh my god they go and

Starting point is 00:56:41 our next sexy busty blonde is miriam! That's my grandma's name. Oh no! Oh no. Golly. I miss my grandma. Oh no. Next to the stage we got Helen! Like, oh my god.

Starting point is 00:57:00 That's my mom's grandma's name. See these old names! They're so predictable. Oh my God. That's my mom's grandma's name. See, these old names. They're so predictable. Oh, okay. Oh my God. Okay. That was one of the greatest moments of my life. That was so funny.

Starting point is 00:57:14 Oh my God. Golly, I'm sorry, Dad. Oh, man. He'll think it's funny. Oh, yeah. Oh, he'll think it's funny. Oh my God. Okay.

Starting point is 00:57:22 I got a strange thing for you. Go ahead. And this is just more of a quick thing that I realized over the weekend. Right. Why is there always some loser that's the general manager at a pickup game? Every time I go to play pickup, there's one guy that doesn't play, but you would think he owns the gym. He owns it.

Starting point is 00:57:37 What does that mean? A general manager at a pickup game? Oh, yeah. You know who I'm talking about. There's one guy. I shit you not. I went to the gym. I swear to God. There's not – it I shit you not. I went to the gym.

Starting point is 00:57:45 I swear to God. There's not, it's not even busy enough to where it really needs to be organized. There's like 20 people in there. There's one guy. He's walking around in slides, drawstring bag. He's wearing it like a purse, first off. It's a drawstring backpack. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:58:03 Phone in this hand, Expo marker for the board in this hand. He goes, Reggie, how far out you are? What What we got about 16 here already. Can I mark it down? Oh, right then how many bringing to Reggie? And he's right. He's like me. Yeah, he it's there's always a general manager for pickup there's and then they never play never But I can I know exactly my god and then like whenever people get an argument about stuff There's a lot of fat the fat was called. We go check up. Like, no, we're not. No, we're not. It's like, we're not heralds.

Starting point is 00:58:28 Yeah, go lift or walk. Yeah, no, it's the worst. That's why we've been playing pickup basketball because we have the Creator League coming up. Oh, it's already happened. Well, no, it's to actually one of us could be in the championship right now, tonight. Oh, yeah, hopefully me.

Starting point is 00:58:42 Actually, wait, no, guaranteed one of us are in the championship right now. So you can go watch that. After this, watch one of us be in the championship, whoever it is. Yeah, sure. Best of luck. Cool. Yeah. Sure you.

Starting point is 00:58:53 Never mind. Anyway, we've been playing a lot of pickup basketball because it's a creator-like thing we have. And I hate it. I genuinely hate it. I've talked about this years ago. There's nothing good about that. Time management, the ROI on that this years ago. There's nothing good about that time management

Starting point is 00:59:05 The ROI on that is not okay. It's not and honestly, there's a lot of respectable ones But the ones that make it worse are old heads All right, you would think that oh geez are solid but when there's too many of them That's where the arguments and it's not necessarily Oh G. Oh G But it's like Oh G to young guy think think about when it's straight our people age It's still bad it but the arguments are never as long as they are when it's straight, our people age. It's still bad. But the arguments are never as long as they are when there's adults. I think that's not true. I don't think that's true at all.

Starting point is 00:59:29 When you go to a pickup run where it's straight college dudes. Oh, that's different. Actual college athletes, that's different. Are you talking about actual athletes? I mean, yeah. That's different. Okay. If you're just Joe Schmoes off the streets that are our age, they're the worst.

Starting point is 00:59:43 Oh, yeah. Those are probably the worst. God, they're so. They go, I'm going to ask my mom. Yeah, I that are our age of the worst. Oh, yeah, that's probably the worst god There's so there's a long Yeah I want to go watch I'm at it. I need to go stroke the turkey. I got my wife's making spaghetti third time this week I'd rather be there than die. I Good. Sorry. I'm walking to my son's gonna throw up in my face. That's all good. I'd rather be dead and dead

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Starting point is 01:01:21 My algorithms have been all about my loneliness. It's completely all about me being lonely, and I don't like that. What are you liking? What type of videos? Because it's oddly optimistic for something. They say there's someone for everyone. Brother, there's 8 billion people in the world. You will find someone.

Starting point is 01:01:40 And honestly, now that I say that out loud, I don't know how they get that. I don't know how they get the number of total population on earth probably a counter a counter yeah whenever people are in the hospital yeah so okay so let's workshop this, right? Social security number. So do they have a Discord server of all the counters from all the countries on Earth, and they're just like, I got 16,000 today, boys, add it in. How many deaths do you get?

Starting point is 01:02:20 They got death counters as well. Yes. What about the schmucks in the middle of middle of the woods no one even knows they're there well if you have it gets knocked up has twins well if you have no more if you have illegal births okay that's not even legal birth yes because they don't those kids on social securities but there's no kid in getting out of a van in a safari outfit going oh yeah you had your twins right and it gets in and goes generally that's what happens that's why everybody's social security number is different a counter i'm six four five don't you don't you finish the rest do not you do not finish the rest yes i'm like the

Starting point is 01:02:55 645 000th person okay so that year or something right there has to be that's why that's why there's a number of people in the world. There's eight billion people in the world, right? Mm-hmm Like right now like a ballpoint pen cam That's how how do you think they know how many tick-tock users there are because every time they download there's a counter every time somebody out loads There's a counter are they paying ghosts? There's no way these people are are actually on there's no way So without you being a moron Without a guy going at the hospital and then sitting into a database. I'm not saying there's like an old guy That's from Civil War like what like a clipboard like yeah

Starting point is 01:03:36 He's like right under the coot being like almost oh my we gotta have three force head to count it one more We got a next room go to the next one. Call Jim. Tell him we got two more. A hundred percent. There's no other way we can count how many people. How do you count how many people are in the world then? I'm the one that says I don't believe that. I don't get that. There's eight billion. Yes.

Starting point is 01:03:56 How is that? There's no way that is like, there's no way. We got an Indian counter. We got an African counter. We got a Chinese counter. We got a Europe counter. There's counters everywhere. And they go home and just log into Google Sheets and just throw it all in there.

Starting point is 01:04:08 Who do they send it to? The government? The Illuminati? Who is it going to? How do we know all of the world at one given time? What's the world's population? And they have the nerve to have a live tracker sometimes. They got that going up and down like the stock market.

Starting point is 01:04:23 They're like, you need to tell me someone's got someone's IRL streaming they're like ah there's no one getting my guy and it's like no you know it's hard even harder to believe than that I believe there's eight billion people in the world and we can count it I don't believe we can count extinction I just think there's some hiding somewhere you know what I mean like how do you know? See I'm opposite of you! I more believe extinction of animals than I do there's an accurate total on the human beings walking on earth. No, because it's easier to count because the majority of people have like a nurse or something. Even if they do the water bed births at home. Even if they got the kiddie pool births. But those nurses aren't taking the logistics. Yes, because you got to file for a social security number.

Starting point is 01:05:08 You know how many people die a day? You know how many people die, how many people are born every day? That's dark. I'm talking about animals, right? Yes. We don't have track of every goddamn zebra on this earth. We got loose zebras everywhere.

Starting point is 01:05:19 No, oh my God, no we don't. You don't think there's a mountain goat? So say mountain goats are going extinct. You don't think there's one just hiding in the mountain in a cave that has a good life away from the cameras and the paparazzi? They don't want to turn into Britney Spears. You don't think there's a goat trying to hide?

Starting point is 01:05:32 He comes home, drinks his goat beer with his goat wife, watches goat sports, and he just chills. You don't think there's a goat wanting to live a healthy life? No, but that's the beauty of extinctions. You don't got to worry about it until they're getting close. Until they're getting real close. How do you know that? How do you know?

Starting point is 01:05:44 Because when you look around, there's nothing there. You go, this used to be a ton of elephants. Where'd they go? And then you go, oh, wow. They just, humans, they're always here. Animals. Always here and always getting birds. There's always people canoodling.

Starting point is 01:05:57 Always people canoodling. Animals, they only canoodle in certain regions. What? Don't you dare. So you're saying if there's two horny Libras, right? And they're like,

Starting point is 01:06:09 we're on the East Coast right now. We can't do it. Yeah, they're definitely not going to be climbing a mountain in Moscow. They are, they are, there's what,

Starting point is 01:06:17 you're not, you're not being serious. I'm dead. There's animals. So you're saying if animal got in the mood enough, they won't do it because they're in the wrong spot.

Starting point is 01:06:25 Brother, I'm not saying they're not going to shebang. That's what I'm talking about. Because they're seeing different city lights. They're not going to be there to begin with. Well, yeah, but you're saying they only do it in certain regions. That's their region. I'm not going to do it in San Francisco because I'm not living in San Francisco. I'm saying they only live in certain regions.

Starting point is 01:06:43 They don't even get to San Francisco. I'm not going to say where San Francisco is. Exactly. So what's the point of what you just said? Because I said that's easier to track extinctions. You said, how do you know there's not one hiding in a cave somewhere else in the middle of Antarctica? So you think we just have scientists right now, geologists, whoever the fuck does that. We just have people right now watching a mountain 24-7 to see if the mountain goats are going extinct.

Starting point is 01:07:08 I genuinely don't get it. Nope. Oh, my God. If you look out and you can see 20 goats, there's no need to be on extinction watch because they're plentiful. And that's one half side of the yard. But how do you know there's not just 20 more hiding on the other side? I'm not understanding. Do you hear yourself? Yeah yeah we're talking extinction right

Starting point is 01:07:27 not population right the only times it matters when you're getting closer to zero but how do you know how many there are if you don't know how you don't need to you need to know that there's at least one yes you do need to know how many there are in the because how do you know if they're getting close to extinction if you don't know how many there are? When they dwindle down. You're saying, what if there's 20 more over here? That'd be good in the case of extinction. But how do you know? What do you mean, how do you know?

Starting point is 01:07:53 Are you not understanding? Are you being elementary? Are you being elementary? You're saying extinction, right? That means there's none left. Yes. That becomes a worry when shit's not there so you need to know how many there are exactly so how do you know how many how do you know they do research

Starting point is 01:08:10 they the whole area so how do you so we just have 24 7 eagle watchers it's not 24 7 how do we know eagles aren't going extinct how do you know because i saw one yesterday exactly but how do you know there's only three of them left it It could be the same thing going. There's people that devote their lives and their jobs to this. I'm saying- No, there's not. There's not. You don't think there's an eagle protection unit? You don't think there's an eagle protection unit?

Starting point is 01:08:36 When's the last time? That is the sacred bird of the states. When's the last time you've ever been at a bar, what do you do for a living? I make sure them eagles are still here. Peyton, those people- No, you haven't. Peyton, those people are different. You think an Eagle protection unit is going to go pop a Coors Light next to you? Yeah, they're probably here.

Starting point is 01:08:51 And watch the Eagles? No. He's living in a nest with the bird speaking bird. No, but I'm being so serious to you. He's like. I'm being so serious right now. So you're saying every animal, every living being has an extinction watcher. Everyone.

Starting point is 01:09:08 Snails. You think there's people watching roly polies every day? No. Cam, you think people are watching roly polies? No one has an extinction watcher. You just said the Falcon Patrol. They're like, no one has an extinction watcher until it starts to look a little scarce. How do you know if it's freaking scarce if you're not watching?

Starting point is 01:09:32 Do we have a galactic giant watching us humans right now? Jesus Christ. My Lord and Savior. Yes, but I'm saying there's not a committee in Oklahoma saying, I hope the humans are doing all right, because they're everywhere. Yes. There's no need to worry about it. Exactly. If you looked up one day, if you woke up in Choctaw one day

Starting point is 01:09:52 and it was desolate and you didn't see a soul, you might go, what the hell happened? Exactly. So who's watching? We're watching each other. Animals aren't collecting the data. Oh, my God. If you can drive through a safari and there's 13 lions just in this one pride, in this one spot,

Starting point is 01:10:06 in this one city, in this one council, in this one providence of Africa. You're not listening. You could assume you don't need to be on an extinction march for lions. You don't, you're not understanding. When's the last time, when's the, okay, when's the last time you saw a parakeet? A parakeet? When's the last time you saw a parakeet?

Starting point is 01:10:21 I'm not even 100% confident I know what a parakeet is. Exactly. Are they extinct? I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's alive or not. I don't know what it is based off the name. So that means we don't know. It's scarce, right?

Starting point is 01:10:34 It's in your brain. It's scarce. That just means I don't know what it is. Okay, exactly. But you know what a human is. Yes. You know what a dog is. What if I said, you know what a falafel wafflesaurus is?

Starting point is 01:10:43 That's not a real thing. How the f*** do you know what a parakeet's real? Because it is. Okay. But I just don't know what a dog is. What if I said, you know what a falafel wafflesaurus is? That's not a real thing. How the f*** do you know what a parakeet's real? Because it is. Okay. But I don't, I just don't know what it looks like. Exactly. I'm cooking. You're not cooking.

Starting point is 01:10:52 Yes, I am. You're not cooking. I don't believe in extinction. I just think some motherf***ers are hiding from the paparazzi. Not hiding from paparazzi. I think some of these animals want some privacy and they don't trust y'all after Steve Irwin got took. Like, you know what I mean? mean well that was their own fault I think all the animals should turn on stingrays I've

Starting point is 01:11:10 never forgiven a stingray day in my life for that you all you're all slimy you all suck and if you're watching this shut up I remember like months after uh the ops caught Steve Irwin right I remember I was in the ocean not really in the ocean really in the ocean. I was on a dock. I was about to say, wow. I was on a dock and I was fishing with my dad. I was going and I caught a stingray. And everybody on the... What the f***? What?

Starting point is 01:11:33 I caught a stingray. It was a little stingray, like about yay big. Where were you? I don't know. Destin? And I caught a shark. Okay. We've already talked about this.

Starting point is 01:11:43 And I kept it in my freezer for like five years. I know the shark shark but you caught a stingray on a fish and pull line yeah it was like a stingray about yay big no and my dad so am i am i uh well that's the thing i'm saying because at the whole point of this time in the timeline everybody was upset at stingrays like everybody was like the stingray yeah because what they did so we were all as a collective unit as humans like standing over the stingray like looking at it like what were we going to do to it we we released it oh my god we released it somebody offered to i literally thought you said y'all about to like stop oh we thought about it because we're

Starting point is 01:12:19 steve erwin was our guy steve erwin was for the culture. But what was I going to say? Oh, whenever we were also on that same trip, we were in Destin and we were in this like high like condo thing right on the water. And my dad was on this. It was cheap. There was weed in the sofa. Swear to God. There was like there was like a pound. It was sick. Did you take it home?

Starting point is 01:12:38 No, my dad went and he threw it away. But so I remember we were on the balcony. My dad was like, he's one of those whites that goes out into the ocean like waist deep and he fishes oh okay he's like this and he's like this and i remember looking over and i thought and this is right after the steve erwin thing i thought i was gonna lose my papa there was like 18 stingrays like a school of stingrays that like went like right past him he didn't even know we were calling him and then he was just like i didn't know he's like i didn't know my shoulder was hurting i just keep on fishing that's the same trip i pissed on my brother but we'll get

Starting point is 01:13:15 into that later i think i want to talk about what grade were they you're dead you're dead and You're dead. And it doesn't look good on you. The You Should Know Podcast. This episode is brought to you by DraftKings. The great rewards hunt is on, so join the adventure with DraftKings Casino. For fun seekers, follow the trail to huge jackpots, weekly bonuses, and exclusive games.

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Starting point is 01:14:51 economic, political climate of the world. Oh my God. Okay. Talk about kids these days. And it's going to be our pop culture painting camp. Pop culture painting camp. So I've been, you're bringing up your son a lot,

Starting point is 01:15:07 and I've been thinking about him, right? There we go. And my algorithm, I said that weird, and I want to rewind. I want you to say that again, because I need to take that back. I've been thinking about your son a lot. I literally went, ooh, there we go. And that just came out. That just came out natural and strange.

Starting point is 01:15:22 So we're going to do that again. Here we go. You've been thinking about my son a lot. Oh, sick. That's awesome. Yeah, I've been thinking about my son a lot oh sick that's awesome yeah i've been thinking about your son a lot and i talk about him a lot in my tiktok algorithm my tiktok algorithm has been a lot of kid videos like stuff to like teach kids and stuff like that i'm like god i don't even have a kid why is this on my for you page something that popped up on my for you page mac did you something that popped up on my for you page did you know that they changed the ABCs? No, they didn't.

Starting point is 01:15:47 They changed the ABCs, like the way they teach it to kids. Pierce over there. Well, Pierce just got taught his ABCs. This is probably the way he learned. What do you mean? Wait, first off, okay. I don't know if people have talked about this, because I have never seen this until it was on my For You page, and it was like one of those kids shows, and they were singing the ABCs, and I said,

Starting point is 01:16:03 ooh, that's not how you do it. So they the song they changed the song that's so stupid i'm gonna play it i'm gonna play it so hold on before you play it the og song as we all know right it's a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p yes here we go you wanna hear it? A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z. U V W X Y Z now I never will forget how to say the alphabet shut up that took so long I'd be like A B, F, G, like I'd fly through it. Yeah, that's what the kids are learning nowadays.

Starting point is 01:17:07 That first little hiccup in the middle, that hurts, doesn't it? Oh my god, that's a punch in the gut. It's like whenever a song skips on your car. Oh my god, like your old Jeep. I mean your Tesla doesn't, I think it's your electronics, I think it's your phone. All my songs skip in my car. Oh my god, it'll all right before, like what's's it easy it'll be like right before something yeah i don't know it's like a party in the u.s it's like party in the u.s yeah or we'll just skip to

Starting point is 01:17:32 a new song oh you're okay something's wrong with your phone that happens that happens more than regular music what do you mean your phone will be playing a song that you chose it say it's uh him all him all along gonna but at the bottom it says uh unorthodox jukebox bruno mars oh yeah Your phone will be playing a song that you chose. Say it's Him All Along, Gunna. But at the bottom it says Unorthodox Jukebox, Bruno Mars. Oh, yeah. No, the title never matches. The title of the song never matches the actual song it's playing. And a lot of things that will happen is if I'm driving.

Starting point is 01:17:59 God. I'm driving. There's not a lot. I'm exposed. No, there's a lot. It's meat and it's white. Another thing that happens is my songs always just randomly skip in the middle. I hate it.

Starting point is 01:18:08 I'll be vibing to a song and then me and CJ have a joke. It's on my penis. Skip the song because the phone's always right there and it'll just change. Your jaw's just like. It's like, I don't like this one. Imagine if it had a tongue. Imagine if a penis had a tongue. Dude, I would be going. I'd have about six children.

Starting point is 01:18:27 Oh, that's like. Hmm, dude, that kind of feel good, wouldn't it? I'd be like, Cam, give me a. Oh, oh, here's the real, okay, here's the real. I'd put it on your shoulder and it'd be like this. It'd be like this. But here's the real. Here's the real kicker.

Starting point is 01:18:52 Our penis has a tongue, but anything it touches, we taste like we do with our tongue. I'll do it like this. I don't know if I like cheeses. Throw one over. You're like this. The guy throws it up. You go. We got to get off this. Oh're like this. The guy throws it up. You go. We got to get off this.

Starting point is 01:19:08 Oh, my God. We got to get off this question. First off, who the hell? Why did she? Who did that? Who did what? Who changed the alphabet? One of these people that are too bored with how things are going. And they're like, we need to change.

Starting point is 01:19:18 Yeah, we need to do something about it. Like, things have been the same too long. Let's change it. It's the same because it's easy and it works. Yeah. I'm genuinely concerned about kids in the school system now oh dude kids suck nowadays dude i went to an open run like a basketball like at a rec center right i went at a like 5 p.m i guess it was spring break i don't know when spring break is anymore i'm about to be 30 i don't know when that is. Are we in April? No, but it was it was like, oh, okay like a couple weeks ago. I went Literally like a hundred and fifty high school kids in this gym. Oh my god. I'm like, oh as soon as I walk in there

Starting point is 01:19:55 You're an idiot to Froot Loops you stupid idiot. You freaking idiot. Where's Cam at? Where's the tall dude? Where are you other right? Say I ain't Froot in fact Do you really think that you stupid way? Say I ain't proof and f*** back. Do you really f***ing think that's f***ing stupid idiot? Hey, say chicken, you big tongue d***. And I'm like, so I'm in there. Some kids are cool. Some aren't. I'm taking a lot of pictures.

Starting point is 01:20:14 It's cool. Whatever. But then the kids get too comfortable because I'm around too long. Always. They get too comfortable. So there's this one kid and he's like a super senior. Like he's like my height. Oh. He's got a beard. He's got a beard. So there's this one kid, and he's like a super senior. Like he's like my height. Oh.

Starting point is 01:20:25 He's got a beard. He's got a beard. Like he's big. Like he looks like an adult, but he's in high school, and he's wearing pajamas. Oh, my. Oh. Yeah, so you can tell.

Starting point is 01:20:36 Yeah. Put on some basketball shorts. Here we go. Oh, my God. Or some jeans. And so he's talking to me. He's like one of the cooler ones. Nice to meet you, bro.

Starting point is 01:20:43 I like the videos. All that. Cool. I'm like, yeah, bro. Appreciate it. Like he's talking to me like a normal one of the cooler ones nice to meet you bro i like the videos all that cool i'm like yeah bro appreciate it like he's talking like a normal person that's good at least but then i can start to see he's lingering so i'm trying to escape right i'm trying to go do my own thing shoot on my own goal avoid all the kids that are recording me without my permission i'm trying to make my own way around i keep looking and he's he's around so he's making random conversations with me about stuff that we don't need to's he's around so he's making random conversations with me about stuff that we don't need to talk about at all so it's like okay i'm but i'm talking to him right being a good guy i'm talking to him he goes yeah man he goes and then he messes up this

Starting point is 01:21:16 is where he messes up he goes hey man i'm not trying to i'm not trying to ride like all these other people but i'm gonna take a picture once you get out of here i said okay we could take a picture and he was like yeah man i know a lot of people are like bothering you and stuff and i was like kind of like you are i'm just kidding but i was like no no one's bothering me i was like i love talking to everybody like it's always a good time it's always and he goes yeah man but i know it could get annoying and i was like you're speaking a lot for me right now you said the same thing four times yeah and then i go nah man it's cool i was like but yeah we could definitely take the picture you dab up again he goes uh yeah all right bet bro guess what i go what he goes if i make this shot you're a what that's all he said if i make this shot you, you're a b****. I'm a grown-ass man.

Starting point is 01:22:07 I'm a grown-ass man. Are you kidding me? Like, how am I supposed to respond to that? I'm a grown-ass man. I would have never, in my high school days, even thought of raising my tongue to say that to a grown man. To a 26-year-old. Ever.

Starting point is 01:22:22 And then, that was when the influx started. A bunch of these littler kids kind of come by. Dude, I'm not going to lie. When you walked in this gym, so much aura. So much aura. You're dripping aura. Like, the way you literally picked up that, John, it was aura-filled, bro. They're talking to me like they're in the comments section.

Starting point is 01:22:38 10 out of 10, dog. But they weren't joking. Like, the thing is, they weren't, like, trying to be funny. Like, that's how they were speaking in real life. Dude, 10 out or dude dude i'm not gonna let w or l riz like when you talk to the huzz w or l riz bro he literally missed he's so cooked bro he's fried he's so cooked that's exactly but they were being so sick and i literally was like i'm not having children i was like my kids won't have a phone like i we were never that annoying ever ever oh my god it I mean it truly is the rise of the socials if I hate kai now okay you said well I hate kai now

Starting point is 01:23:15 kai I see it when I see it it's good but I hate what you've done you've created yeah. Bro, I have a theory, a working theory. Some call it a hypothesis. Right. Some call it a study. If, I go, something's going on. I think if social media would have tapped at what we had, and it's not, and I hate when people do this, like, oh, every generation thinks they're the best. Yeah, 100%.

Starting point is 01:23:43 No, genuinely, if social media instagram what it did twitter what it did vine maybe even like there could have been some form of like the short reels but if it would have capped when we were like eighth ninth grade and it never went to like global just unlimited access like if that would have been, that would have been so good for humanity. Yeah. Like literally for the betterment of humans. I'm starting to put a thing out.

Starting point is 01:24:14 Like I'm sorry, I've never been this way, but I think it's so true. When you get older, your mind really starts to shift. Like certain things annoy you. Certain things aren't cool to you anymore. Like it is crazy. Like when I turned turned 26 i'm still young as hell but when i turned 26 i could tell like a little meter changed in my brain i think there should be age limits on on on internet like i think like if you're under 16 you shouldn't have the internet and i know that sounds crazy but what

Starting point is 01:24:42 do you need if go do something outside like go play like sound like a truly spoken unc right i know but it's like it because it's these kids suck no they your kids suck you suck i'm saying you know what i mean i love you but you suck yeah but it's like in person you you don't have it yeah like you don't have it no seriously there i think there's a study that said 80% of four year olds, 80% of four year olds have their own personal tablet. Oh God. And out of those tablets, it was like, I think it was like 70 or 75% are like fully connected

Starting point is 01:25:20 to the internet. Please, please, you can, to your kid, you can do what you want. Please don't let Malachi be one of my iPad kids. He's not gonna know what it is okay because and i get it i get it's like a tv you have toys you have all like you're not he'll have a tablet it'll only be educational games but it's like i hate when i go to restaurants and like the parents are just like and they throw the kid i'm like what did we do whenever we were kids we had coloring books that the thing gave us but it's

Starting point is 01:25:45 like my parents were like sit the down and be a human like and i was like hey i finished this man i don't even want to oh it's like be like i know it's hard i know it's hard to be a parent i've never been a parent it's i'll never understand well maybe one day i will but it's like i i can't get myself to think like i'm just gonna tell my kid you're gonna just have to sit through this like be a human like sit down shut up and get through it i i really hope i hope that because it is hard obviously but we're only in the months like we're in the trenches phase but the toddler that's another whole thing but bro i hope me and live stick to how we're doing it now and obviously

Starting point is 01:26:26 it's gonna be different different challenges but very just like like you're saying like hey this is just life like yeah you don't always get a tablet you don't always get something like you can if you can't that's the problem that's honestly the problem with just the it's unlimited dopamine unlimited dopamine for these kids yeah that's why they's why they cannot sit still for 15 minutes. Yeah, 100%. They can't do it. Yeah, but that was a great episode. It was one of my favorite episodes we've done in a while.

Starting point is 01:26:49 Go get your tour tickets. I'm done. That was fun. We got an outro. We got an outro pop because that was Pop Culture Paying It Camp. Pop Culture Paying It Camp. Bow! Just like he said, we are absolutely excited, excited, excited for the tour.

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