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Episode Date: January 16, 2023

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Watch. Oh, poor Bubba. Poor dude. It's all right. It's okay. Just snap out of it. Okay. Why would we harm him so early in the episode?

Because he's not, you know, he's just not, he's. He's having a sick day. Allergies are, cedars high. Cedars high. I mean, when I tell you all my allergies are through the roof right now. Like, there is no roof. Like, it blew straight. It literally went.

Oh. Straight through. Oh. That's, that is an accurate depiction of what I sound like in the morning dude Every morning, it's it's disgusting. It's really I literally can't I can't see I can't see when I wake up Okay, but I'm like, but I'm gonna say something. Oh, I did not like the way you just look that's every morning Okay, but you know what ask olivia but you you and i you want to know what i kind of like don't say you like that little lump oh my god you're it feels

like there's like a little person in my throat so problematic i name him i name him tony oh no like hey tony he's in there you got tony in your throat i bought a year how have you been buddy how have you been How have you been, bud? How have you been? How have you been? I've been good. How are you?

I'm good. Do it right. Please do it right. No, we said we're leaving that in 2022. We never said that, but it's okay. We did in the last episode. No, we didn't. It's okay.

In the first episode. In the last episode. In the first episode of 2022. 2022. This guy's a freaking liar. Look at him. Are you excited for next week? I'm very excited.

There's multiple things that are coming next week. It's just going to be a whole bunch of... Is there? Like a lot. Yeah, there's multiple. Multiple things. What? Oh.

Oh. Okay, okay, okay. So one of them we could say is patreon because you already said it but yeah patreon is officially officially spell officially oh did you do it oh f-f-i-s-c-i-a-l-o why officialo officialo out next monday patreon's gonna be crazy fun stuff there um we're gonna have the link and everything when it's live in the descriptions and whatnot obviously it's not gonna be there this episode because it's not up yet, but It's gonna be in the description next episode

You're gonna be able to go right over there See what we are cooking up cuz we're I mean I'm talking go ahead put it in there Imagine there's a big old pot put it and which no no no no no we're just our foots not in there Our whole shin is in there Look at that that's patreon Our whole shin is in there. We're in there. Come on. Come on. Put it in there. Come on. I mean, that is, look at the weight. Look at that. That's Patreon right there. That's Patreon.

This is Patreon. Right there. That made me feel really good. When you moved, when you moved yours, my L3 got a little. My, my, my, oh, you got a heavy leg. It's those hips. Carries a lot of weight. It's called muscle, yeah.

It's called the VMO. I'm about to pass out. I do a lot of leg extensions they look really good you wouldn't know anyway you do yeah oh well okay that i mean i'm not gonna disagree is that on patreon no no no no no no but leg muscle that's what it was i can't i can't wait to get the testimonies back from the people that are members of the of the It's going to be unreal. I cannot. Because we are actually confident in this. It's going to be fantastic.

Funny shit is in the Patreon. Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere is in the, is in the, is in the, is in the, is in the, is in the. We don't talk about enough normal stuff on this podcast. I hate that. When I'm editing it. I love it. But you don't edit it and you don't listen back. Don't say that. Because I got to. Don't say that because i gotta say that yeah say that sorry it's true we always talk about

me editing it okay we're teaching cam how to edit he's gonna edit a lot on the patreon we're teaching you there's nothing wrong with that i love editing i hate editing that though i'm sorry um we never talk about it our normal stuff and i want to talk about our normal stuff. And I want to talk about something normal real quick. Okay. I've watched a documentary on Netflix called The Hashling Slasher. It's not called that, but it's something of that. It's something of that term called The Hitchhiking Wielding Hitchhiker.

What? The Hatchet Wielding Hitchh hitchhiker there we go have you seen that have not no do you do you remember that guy though do i remember the hatchet wielding hitchhiker yes i'm gonna go with no okay remember that super viral video whenever like youtube is just popping off and it was like it was crazier when shit went viral this was a very viral interview and you've seen it was the guy the homeless dude with the didn't look homeless he was like a 20 21 year old kid he looked he's like a good looking dude long hair he had the bandana and he uh got interviewed on the side of the street and he was like smash smash smash you've never seen that never seen if you saw a picture of him, you would see it.

Maybe, but... So this conversation is dead now. Well, I mean... I wish we didn't have limited time. I would show you, but... Yeah, but it's... Yeah. What do you want me to say?

You want me to say I've seen it? I've seen it! Preferably. That was fantastic. Well, no, it's not fantastic. Because I haven't seen it. Because he murdered somebody. So I don't know...

Okay, see, there we go. So he was super viral, right? And he went on the Jimmy Kimmel. Lead me to it. So basically so basically how it starts right he's a hitchhiker in california right he's a hitchhiker in california and he was a super like hippie earth is cool whatever whatever and he became viral because he was hitchhiking with the dude apparently the dude was like this raging like um hatred fueled dude was a racist guy and he was like i'm jesus why he was driving this dude and like hit a black construction worker against a van didn't kill him but he hit him against the van and then the

hitchhiker dude was like what the hell like what are you what's going on then this bystander lady tries to stop the guy from like continuing pain on this construction worker. The driver grabs the woman and is starting to strangle her. The hitchhiker guy pulls out a hatchet out of his backpack. It's smash, smash, starts hitting the dude. Didn't kill him, right? That interview goes viral because first of all, he's a hero. Then he has a great

personality gave a funny interview millions of views goes on the jimmy kimmel show super viral right fast forward a couple weeks a couple months he's super everybody's getting stopped he's getting stopped everywhere gets arrested why are you getting arrested hatch boy he murders a lawyer he went to new york murders a lawyer spoiler alert well i mean it's news content but yeah that's what that's what i've been watching and it was crazy because i remember that i remember that clip and i've always wondered like what happened to him that's it's on where's what is it on netflix it's like the number one thing on that hatch wielding hitchhiker something of that it'll like the number one thing on Netflix right now. Hatch wielding hitchhiker? Something of that. It'll be like number one on the suggestion thing. Wow.

Maybe your suggestion. My number one's going to say like Ginny in Georgia. I watch Ginny in Georgia. I can't talk too much about it because that's actually really good. I also watched Grease the other day. I love... First time? Are you nuts?

Okay. You said it like it was your first time. You know me. What's my favorite genre movie? I mean, like do we want to say it? Yes. Like chick flicks. No, it's not.

Yeah, it is. It's musicals. No, it's chick flicks. I'm going to go chick flicks. You've seen me watch one chick flick and now you just put that on me for the rest of my life. I'm going to go chick flicks 1A, musicals 1B. Documentaries 2. No, I hate documentaries.

Are you nuts? I honestly do. I do not watch documentaries like that. He starts the episode. Dude, I watched this new documentary. I hate documentaries. Are you nuts? I honestly do. I do not watch documentaries like that. He starts the episode. Dude, I watched this new documentary. I hate him. No. What are we doing here?

Just because I watch one, that's what you do. I do one thing. Like, I get skinny one time. You're like, you're just a skinny skeleton, bad rib. You were huge before? I was big. I was. I was, Cam.

You were athletic. I would never. I was bigger than you at one point. I would never deem either one of us have been big would never i was bigger than you i would never deem either one of us have been big i was bigger than you at one point i was swole all right bro i used to do nothing but lift and eat good days good old good old days and we'd listen i found a video of us the other day lifting in denim jeans listening to eminem we were disgusting you and Biggs. That's what the armpit of America will do to you. That is 100% what junior college in Oklahoma

will do to you. Imagine lifting in denim listening to Em. And it was relapse. I'm just saying something. When I come up in the I need the fans jumping. I need the fists up in the air. I'm in the air. No like we're just sitting there, and we got pockets.

Like, what? Like, so, we're, like, we're in the 80s, right? Like, it's disgusting. That's sick. That's bad behavior. And it was that small little weight room that was, like, in the gymnasium, in that hallway, that small one that had that one machine. We were in that hot-ass thing.

Dude, they literally had the enormous, like, industrial-sized fan in the corner. It didn't even work. That was the only hope of you not getting a heat stroke didn't work it was i mean it was bad oh i remember carpet carpet carpet for a weight room think about that you're dripping sweat it's just soaking imagine what that smelled like just fungi bacteria oh god i have a i have a question okay hopefully i have an answer But your questions You never know Why does the sun

Follow me everywhere? You ever thought about that? Shut Shut your mouth What do you mean? That's a genuine question Why does the sun Follow me everywhere?

Have you ever been driving And like looked at the sun While you're driving? That thing is going to Follow you How is it not Because it's enormous And it gives us life Have you ever been driving and looked at the sun while you're driving? That thing is going to follow you. Because it's enormous and it gives us life. That's fine. I understand why I see it.

Why is it following me? I'm driving 80 miles per hour on a toll road. Why is that thing catching up with me, Cam? Catching up with you? It's so big. It is not moving we are moving it's not fault it's not chasing nobody what do you what is it your enemy fan that's what i'm wondering why is that thing right there with me it's gonna be there and then it goes to nighttime because our globe goes like

this nighttime we're on the opposite side we go seepy we wake up it's there again but how does that also that doesn't have a maze and a track to follow you my friend that how why is he doing it's the sun how but how does that work it's the sun it doesn't move like it's we move around it did you skip a couple classes a few were you too busy combing your long troy palomalu hairs do a tail in the back trading pokemon in the back? Trading Pokemon in the bathroom? What were you doing?

But I feel like— You skipped science class. But I feel like you don't give me credit for good questions. That's a good question. That's a horrible question. You might get good credit for a good question. That's horrendous. That's a great question. You've not given me an answer.

Matter of fact, bro, I— Because there's no answer. The answer is— That's a good question. If there's no answer, that's a good question. The answer is it doesn't move. Like, your question is invalid. The sun doesn't move?

No. The sun... For us, in our context, no. We revolve around the sun. Sun, planets, movement. Science, class. You skipped it. Anyway, you just sparked a good old memory. Wait, can before i have one more question i have one more question how does the moon stay connected

to the sun at night i've really never understood that that's a genuine question and do not make fun of me the moon's not connected to the sun the moon is connected to us okay but how does it always stay nighttime what do you mean so you're okay look so no no you're the you're saying so you're saying you're the sun so you're saying the sun you're let me get my thought out he's about to eat one of these right here good old knuckle sandwich so you're saying the sun's here yeah the earth's here and the moon goes in between no are you nuts i mean not like not directly sun. No, but I'm saying the alignment. The alignment.

It's sun, other planets. Bink, bink, bink, bink, bink. Okay. You're saying there's other planets between us and the moon. Did I say moon? I said sun, other planets. Now, our planet has a moon. So our planet is constantly going around the sun,

but the moon is constantly going around us. So eventually eventually it will hit like yes those eclipses and stuff like that sun moon earth but it's not always in between us okay you never answered my question i don't even remember your question at this point how does this moon stay connected throughout the whole night time because the the moon is to us as we are to the sun. What is this, a riddle? Say it like a human. All right, Aristotle. So the sun is so big that we are in its gravitational force. We move around it.

Say it normal. This is normal if you would have went to class. If you didn't skip Miss Elderberry's class, then you would know exactly what I'm talking about. Just let me talk. You're asking for normalness? Let me speak. Say it in six words or less. Sun big, we follow.

We big, moon follow. Okay? That's how that works. That doesn't make sense to me. Because you skipped the class. Just listen. I am. It doesn't make sense.

The sun, such a large star, it has a pool to it. Gravitational pool. We are connected in that. Hence why we revolve around the sun. That is our calendar years. What we know. So the sun's in the middle.

Sun. Yes. Okay. Okay. The planets in our solar system are going around. So the sun doesn't move. No. Sun.

Sun stationary. Okay. We're going to do sun stationary. We're going. Pew, pew, pew. We make a full lap. That's one year. Okay.

That's the year aspect. Okay. Okay. Now. I'm learning about the moon so now we are the stationary one in terms of the moon the moon is with us our gravitational pull okay so the moon's gonna stick with us when we go because we are bigger than said moon moon sticks with us it's in our gravitational pool it's not gonna disarray so it's moving with us yes correct so why is it not always night because when we're facing the sun my friend oh so it's always there so we revolve and we rotate so he doesn't just

pull off is going in a big circle rotating we're going like this okay so we are doing this okay and doing this at the same time so we're going going like this. So the moon just doesn't poke his head? No, he doesn't just say, ah, diddle-oo, and then go back. Oh, okay. The reason it's night is when we've made our rotation, typically 12 hours. Now we are on the opposite side to where the sun is hitting the other side of the earth. Hence time zones. That's why they are now in day.

We are now in night going to sleep. So then we're going to keep going. We're evolving. It's nowhere near that fast. It takes a whole year, but then it's just going to, okay. This is, this is the sunrise birds chirping. Early bird gets the worm. Wake up. Boom. Daytime. Go through your day. Boom. Nighttime. I get a lot of heat for these questions. I'm not the only one. I feel like I helped turn me into a damn professor for a second. I feel like I help out a lot of people with these questions make fun of me if you want okay but this this is the thought that you sparked to me back in probably the same uh age group that you were skipping probably like

third it was probably third or fourth grade science um this girl this i'm gonna not say her name but we were in school together we were in the class i'm not gonna say suzanne okay suzanne so suzanne has a brilliant question one. Kind of like one of your brilliant questions. Brilliant. Horrible question. Anyway, she goes, miss, miss, miss. I have a very, I have a thought. I have to say, will we ever be able to stand on earth like they did the moon? Okay. Great question. Sick. You rat. Okay, so me, I guess I was very intelligent, but other kids were too. Urgh! It's a hot bone horn!

Urgh! No. Okay? So I simply state, I go, hey, Suzanne, like, you're... Oh, you suck. You answer that question first? She was at my table.

So I was going to save her the embarrassment of the whole classroom. You're that kid. She asked a bad question so I was gonna save her there the whole classroom She asked a bad question. I mean good questions a good question. Let me take it back She asked it, but I had the answer so I told her I said hey Suzanne. You're doing it right now You're standing on the earth as you would the moon right now this it's not the same. It's the exact same No, she goes no no no no no like we're in the earth like how do you stand on that's exactly what I was thinking We're in the earth. And I go, okay, Suzanne. Like this, this is, you can't kick through it.

We're not in the earth. That would be lava. That'd be the core. We are on the earth. I said, I said, the reason you think it's different. We here on earth, we have an atmosphere. Yeah. Okay. The moon doesn't.

That's why it's just space to bloop. You've landed. I like that. She goes, no, no, no goes no no no no i see what you're saying cameron but um like how could we stand on it and i go all right see you're making me angry at this point you're doing it right now let's just move on let's just avoid this yeah she goes okay no you don't get it excuse me miss please can you help me how can we ever will we ever be able to stand on the earth and i kid you not like i can't make this up she would not let this go for about half a year like half a year but she's i

bet she's like in congress now i bet she's not i really bet she's not like she's smart it's those the ones are their special ones the ones that ask questions yeah but then when the ones that have answers give it and the teacher gives it and the rest of the class gives it and then you still question it it's like sure you're you're headstrong you're going places but it's not the right y'all want to know the type of kid cam was he brought the kid he brought the teacher apples and shit every day and kissed their feet hey mrs i'm the smartest one in here thank you i've never kissed a foot outside of olivia's in my life you're gonna kiss mine? No, oh no, no, no. Those socks, I'm not kissing that,

no matter the amount that you bribe. That's not true. No, that's not true. No, I'm not kissing your foot. I'm not kissing your foot. But yeah, long story short, don't skip your science class like Payton or Suzanne did. You're standing on the earth as you could the moon right now and

The moon is to us as we are to the Sun there you go quick little stuff No, I'm not even we're not gonna do this at all. No don't Know there's a different level of pride no, I'm not I can't bro. I can't I seriously can, I can't. No, there's a different level of pride. No, I'm not. I can't, bro. I can't. I seriously can't. I can't. I wouldn't let you do that. That's insane. But hypothetically, for $2,000. No, it'd have to be more.

Like, I'm dead serious. It'd have to be more. Like, to kiss your foot, bro. Off camera. It's your foot. Off camera. It is your feet. I clean feet.

I don't care. It's your foot. $2,000 off camera. Me kissing another man's... Balanges. His toes. No. No, no, no.

I wouldn't ever let you do it. I'm just a hypothetical situation. Yours, I might need to, like, I would have to go to the hospital. You might need to get, like, some guaranteed money up front before that. Up front and then back in. Because that's, you might walk out a little crust or something. Oh, yeah. I'd be sick for a couple weeks.

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And someone had a question. Uh-oh. That we didn't have time on the live to really address. But I think you're absolutely foolish. So the question simply stated. God. You're so funny. Who would survive longer in an urban area zombie apocalypse a hundred percent me

you my friend are ludicrous you are insane cam we could break this down however you want i would begin cam you would be i would have hours on you of survival my natural hours my natural instincts are 10 times better than i would be running trying to survive and be like damn there's cam on the ground see ya that's how bad it would be see initially you think that's a good thought you can't run your cardiovascular endurance is so below the average for the human male it is it's not good like it's it's not good first off you're not running anywhere and the fact that you think you would be running tells me exactly what fact that you think you would be running tells me exactly what I need to.

There's going to be millions of zombies in the street. I'm going to be hunkered down in my absolute fortress that I've created. And you're going to be running. Tim, when have you built anything in your life to where you would build a fortress? When have I built anything? Yeah, other than a kiosk, huh?

I built a kiosk. Other than an Ikea furniture desk. I built your furniture. Your Ikea things is what I have put together because you lack the skill set to do it. And neither one of us can read Sweden, Swedish, the instruction manuals, but I at least have enough common sense.

I can put it together. I also built your bed. No, no, I built your bed. What? I built your bed. You built my bed because I was building the desk. There was two people doing something. I said, hey, do you think you can come read Sweden? And you said no. And I said, hey, well, I built your bed. What? I built your bed. You built my bed because I was building the desk. There was two people doing something. I said, hey, do you think you can come read Sweden?

And you said no. And I said, hey, well, it's super simple. You put the things together, you put it together, and we did it together at the same time. Just I was saying that you can't read Sweden. That's not how you say things. Read Swedish? You're not surviving.

Oh, I'm going to have to read Swedish in a zombie apocalypse to survive. Cam has the hips of a 17-year-old Labrador that was caged up half his life. You're not going anywhere. You have the cardiovascular endurance of a 17-year-old Labrador that was caged up half his life. You're not going anywhere. You have the cardiovascular endurance of a 1987-born smoker that has smoked two packs a day every day for their life, and you would not survive. I was born with an immune

deficiency. Exactly, and we know, and the zombies do too. They can sniff it right on you. They say, oh, he's got weak ribs. He's got weak ribs. That'll be easy. They're real tender. They'll snap easy. Cam, hand-to-hand combat, I am so much better than you. Hand-to That'll snap easy. Cam, hand-to-hand. You're insane. Hand-to-hand combat, I am so much better than you. Hand-to-hand combat? I'm not hand-to-handing anybody.

I'm going to be up there picking apart the zombies, doing whatever I need to do. And I'm trying to stay away. If it comes down to it, I have a knife right in the head and I go. It's all about stealth. You acquire zero stealth. You have zero stealth to your back. You can't. You have zero stealth to your back. You have zero stealth to your back.

The zombies would hear your ankles clicking from a quarter mile away. They'd say, hey, he's turning that left corner right down there on Main Street. Let's go ahead and let's go barricade him in. Your clicking ankles are giving you away. I am a ninja in the middle of the night, a black cat. I am a destroyer of this zombie world, if you would. I am a feline landing on all fours ready to prowl. You on the other hand. Do not make fun of my clacking ankles you know that's my biggest insecurity.

Cam you have the attention span of a golden retriever that just got born out of a womb. You would see a zombie like oh I'm about to go get him. Is that a shining light? And then you'd be from behind done. Okay first off if someone's coming up from behind there and i have better ears than you i can hear better using me i can hear you're you the only thing you have better than me and it's in a sense of an ear is music taste in terms of direction and hearing your senses that has been instilled me from the young age of 11 due to call of Duty. I know where my enemy combatants are. I know where these zombies are, especially if they're sitting. I will be able to hear it and pick it up.

You, on the other hand, you're going to be so, so just lingering and hungering for a number two from McDonald's with a Diet Coke. And you're just going to be so, so depressed that you don't have that. That you are going to be out of, you're not going to be in the game. You're going to be out of it. Wait, was that a Diet Coke? You're done. Kim, Kim, but you, my primal instincts of just figuring things out and surviving

is way better than yours. You are over intellectual and you're gonna try to figure out everything. So if I take this and I look at this map and do that, meantime, I'm just surviving. That's gonna get you done for. That, just surviving is the perfect example why I would win. Because you are based, your entire existence in this apocalypse is based on reactive.

Me, on the other hand, I would be proactive. I'm going to say I have a barricade on 2nd Street. I know I can't go past 2nd Street, pass the lights out, because I don't know what's past there. Up to 2nd Street, I have it cleared due to the weeks of work that I did last week. You are just going to be like, oh, 2nd Street, there used to be McDonald's down there. I'm going to see if they have some fries due to the weeks of work that I did last week. You are just going to be like, oh, second streak. There used to be McDonald's down there. I'm going to see if they have some fries left in the freezer so I can make them. There might even be a bag of DC.

I slap it a little bit and have a month's supply of DC. You're going to go down to second streak because of your lustful nature. Cam, but you know I can eat anything. I have no regard for my health. You can't eat zombie flesh. You'd get sick. Did you know that? Bet you didn't.

Listen, listen, listen. Have you watched The Walking Dead? Have you watched The Walking Dead every episode, every season? Listen, listen. I have. You, on the other hand, are going to be like, ooh, where's my kelp juice? Ooh, where's my broccoli? I didn't get –

I know where my kelp juice is probably going to be. No, listen, let me finish. They'd be in my herbal garden that I planted on the top of the building. Let me finish. You'd be like, ooh, ooh, where's my juicer? Ooh, where's my protein? Oh, I can't count my microbes. What is it called?

Macros. I can't count my macros. Ooh, I can't eat. I can't survive. Nobody's worried about macro intake when I'm surviving from the undead. I would win. You're insane. You're ludicrous.

You're ludicrous. You can't even name three ludicrous songs. You can't either. Go. Dude, that's not therous. You can't even name three ludicrous songs. You can't either. Go. Dude, that's not the question. Just like that. You're insane. I have better ADS than you.

What the hell is that? Aim down sight. See, you think the world is a Call of Duty map. This is real life. At least I've played it. You can't even name two zombie maps. See, that's the problem with you kids. You're an iPad baby and you think everything is a game.

This is real life. This is real. And I can survive real life. Oh, it's real? You can survive? Yes. Okay. What's that right behind you? The slow peek, he said. At the end of the day, bro, I'm definitely winning. You're dumb. Oh my god, for a split second. We're going baseline zombies. I'm winning. If this is I Am Legend, bro, I'm definitely winning. I'm definitely winning. You're dumb. And don't, oh my God, for a split second,

we're going baseline zombies. I'm winning. If this is I Am Legend, we're both going to lose, but I would lose longer. I would survive longer. If this is Quiet Place, you're the first one gone. You're clicky ankles. That thing's going to jump you so quick.

I mean, spider monkey. I spend my whole life in silence and solitude. I'm good at being silent. You do spend most of your life in devastated, sweaty loneliness. But, I mean, you're going to lose, bro. You made my butt sweat. I have, exactly, sweaty, devastated loneliness and silence. I smell like one of them.

You smell like perfumes. I'm normal in their environment. They're like, oh, that's one of us. This is true. They're like, oh, he's got a manscaped cologne. I already know the tactic. If I off one of them of them use their blood put a rambo mask on me maybe get a little ghillie and now i'm one of them you're too clean for that i didn't shower for three weeks you're too clean for you wouldn't put that on you but that's the thing i'm having to survive bro we go

to the ends to do it but i don't know if you're built like that i don't know your bill like this my cns is primed more it's it just is everybody fled the comments with the jew who you think come on now come on now like we could actually matter of fact let's do this yikes you might survive off that they go oh hell no i don't want that george washington person oh get out of here cut that oh you'd look insane can we just talk about you would look absolutely insane if you couldn't get a haircut my oh my god it'd lock up on itself i would wear a hat you would look absolutely insane if you couldn't get a haircut. My, oh my God, it'd lock up on itself. I would wear a hat.

You would get, oh, you'd wear, oh yeah. I'm the one worried, but he's going to have his, YSK. Hey, go to the merch website. Cam would be trying to run, but he's not trying to crease his Jordans. He's going to be like, ew, I can't mess up my dunks. I just got these. Ew, I won the raffle. Wouldn't even worry about him in a zombie pocket whatever you're insane bro and you have a wife two people's gonna slow you down I'm I'm built by myself baby that's two people

and you got your little runt ass dog that was bad leg guess what no I can't even say that. I can't. You can't. It's funny as fuck. I can't say that. By the grace of God. God forbid. Say one joke about my pup. My pup that I feed twice a day. Love on it.

Take it outside. But no, can't make one joke Cut your ass out of there with us within like I said the joke and it was like disconnected I said wow and then I tried to add you back you could not add this user back and you kept asking you're like Where's cam? What's it? Well, I was so scared. I thought I didn't even text you or call you cuz of it in your portion Oh, yeah, I was trying to let us know who you think would win the zombie apocalypse for real because this guy's insane absolute head case whatever dude you suck all right let's do another competition sure whose screen time do you think is longer mine or yours what's your screen time bro if you even

think that is remotely close you are in you need to be seen like you need to be studied bro if you think that's close okay take a guess on my screen time 10 hours no way i don't even i'm not even awake for 10 hours my phone's dead my phone's dead fuck check your screen time screen time oh shit what is it 11 and a half this guy breathes and eats with his phone on like i mean absolutely stuck to it like glue i swear on my life if i were to open my phone if my phone was not dead proof first off so you don't think i'm ducking and dodging clicking the lock button it's completely dead oh my god okay not dead i promise to, if this screen time is over five hours, I will do some sort of thing.

There's no way on earth my thing is over five hours. I'm doing good though. You should know that. You should know my daily routine. Like I'm not, I know. I'm down 16% from last week. You're down 16%?

And it's 11 and a half. Bro. It's not that bad. Did you just hear what you just said? If you were to wake up at nine o'clock, right? You wake up earlier than that. I'll give you, I'll give you a bit of a doubt. If you wake up at seven, that's typically when you wake up, you wake up at seven o'clock, your phone by that. If we never, like if we didn't do breaks, you didn't put it down. Your phone, that means you are on your phone until 630 and that's down 16%, which if my math is math in,

okay, 11 hours, we'll call, we'll rough it. We'll go to 10, 16% of 10 or a hundred would be another 16. So in this case, another hour, if you're down 16%, at least another hour. So you mean to tell me that last week you averaged 12 and a half hours. You wake up at 7, you're immediately on anything on your phone and you don't get off of it until 7.30 p.m. It's not that bad. That is insane.

You're going to need distorted vision here in a couple, like soon. Like you're going to need like permanent 3D glasses i wear contacts you're gonna need some robo mechanic contacts like once a life ones not once a day they're gonna be like in like wired into your eyes i feel like it could be worse you need you know what somebody buy him blue light glasses this guy's gonna be blind at 41 someone's he's he needs blue light glasses he's gonna be blind make him stylish if you're going to put him in the PO box. He's going to be blind at 41.

Oh, my God. Blind, bad rib cage, horrible cardiovascular health. Well, my cardiovascular health has gotten better due to AG1. This is true. Hey, for real, though. It is great, though. It is great. It really is.

Just make it in the morning, a little drop of lemon in it. You're good. No pills, nothing. Go. Energy. It's fantastic. So, last week good. No pills, nothing. Go. Energy. It's fantastic. So last week we had your lovely wife on. Beautiful.

Wait. Beautiful, amazing, lovely wife is what I tried to say. Olivia, I love you. You told me. And, you know, she's in those Harry Potter spells on here. Dude, oh my God. I really think her school is Hogwarts. It is.

I have proof. What? Did I? Dude, this was on like Wednesday or on like um wednesday or thursday she comes home right so we have a little we have a routine like we both get home she's like how's your day how's this day boom then she tells me about her teaching endeavors right so today this happened in my class today that happened recess was hilarious whatever she goes she goes babe you're not gonna believe what happened i go what she goes so a little girl of course i'm not gonna

say a little girl's name little little girl in my class claimed, she comes up to me, Miss Kennedy, Miss Kennedy, I have a huge secret. I go, oh Lord, it's probably like her goldfish. You got a goldfish, she's got cats, whatever. A huge secret that we can't even tell the next door class. Like we can't even tell Miss blah, blah, blah. Big old secret, right?

CIA operative, where's the vanilla folder? I mean, someone's gonna have to lose an ear if they hear it type secret, right? Can I share with the class? my wife being live Sure doesn't even proof it doesn't make sure the girl could go up there and say somehow landish Of course, honey. Yeah Come on live. She goes right up there. She goes. All right, everyone pay attention She says she gets like aggressive.

Guys listen up, this is a big secret of mine. These are first graders by the way, girls probably six, seven years old. Huge secret of mine, nobody else can know, you're not allowed to tell anyone, seriously, okay? Just remember what we talked about last week, okay? Sages, wizards, wands, spells, Mr. E, hitting the O's, I mean, what the hell?

They play Quidditch every season. Taya Oga! Quidditch for house points. I mean, it's straight up Hogwarts at this point. This girl goes to the front of the classroom, has the rest of her students listening to her, you know, very government-like. She's up there just giving a speech.

She goes, alright guys, this is a huge secret of mine. I'm not kidding. And you're not allowed to tell anyone or something could happen. What do you mean? First right? No, what's gonna happen? Yeah? Yeah, anyway the girl proceeds to say this all right? Are y'all ready the class yeah? Yeah? Yeah? All right guys? I'm a witch Talk about hitting the nail right on right head. You're in Hogwarts, Olivia.

You need to get out. Someone's cooking up the dark arts in a janitor closet. The Dementors are going to be there soon. Expecto Patronum! No, literally. She goes, I'm a witch. They're on train station 19 and a half or whatever it is. They're trying to run through the thing.

They're running through brick walls to get on this amazing magical trolley that sells you chocolates that you spend with coins and then it gets really cold and dementors come in. I mean, it's, I mean, I don't, proof is in the pudding. Proof is in the pudding. See, I would've been friends with her. We would've shared tails. Yeah, she probably would've,

hell, she could've made it real. She could've, ah, Spock, that was a bliggy. And you literally, turn into a real life. A real life tail. Peyton's in there. Yes. My dream came true. Oh, thank you.

A tail would be cool. No, it wouldn't. Is there anything you think that I say that you think would be cool? What's one thing that I've shared with you that's kind of cool? That our Patreon's dropping. Whatever. But yeah, man. I mean, that's like that. But that's all jokes. I mean cool that our patreon's dropping oh whatever but yeah man i mean that's like that but that's all jokes i mean obviously it's the best part of being a kid yeah we love children and their beautiful little imaginations they're so pure

but uh i just thought it was hilarious like proof is literally in the pudding but good on live for letting her yeah exactly that's fine and good on those kids too yeah for listening and being a whole that's awesome that's hilarious though but yeah i don't have a good memory with school speaking of school i just have a bad memory what do you like i had a school field trip that literally brought me the worst eight hours of my life go for it buddy what do you field trips must be fun it was traumatizing for me it was literally the worst eight hours of my life as an adult too oh my lord nothing's topped this no eight hour block it was hot it haunts me you're shaking all right you paint the picture picasso so in elementary school i was like third or fourth

grade i was a young kid young buck youngin eight nine years old never really experienced anxiety before separation anxiety and fear until this point you're one of you get dropped off no no like well this was my first time being out of the school right i did i'm used to an a certain environment i'm used to a routine i liked going to school getting my education going home structure creates security. Exactly. This day, they're like, we're getting on this big yellow school bus, going to a museum 30 minutes away. No, no, no, no. I was like, what's happening?

What's going on? Not the yellow bus, no. My mom said yellow bus bad, no. Yellow bus means no, no. So as soon as we get on the yellow bus, emotion overcomes my body. I am not hyperventilating. I'm bawlingling crying on the way there i'm in there i'm literally laying in a school bus seat like this i'm gonna go back

literally my crush was in my class too she looks back at me and she's like weird why is his tail sticking out so i'm bawling crying to the point where one of the chaperones had to come from the front of the bus and sit beside me and just pat me like a damn labrador the whole time it's gonna be okay buddy what the hell your hair is long what's that a tail you got what's that smell what's that smell so i'm i'm bawling crying on the way to this museum. I was frightened to be off of the school premises. I didn't like it. We get to the lobby of this museum.

And there's just historical figures, paintings, ambient music happening. I feel like I'm in a haunted house. I didn't like that. I started to get the trembles, right? I'm shaking. And I literally have to have a chaperone holding me this whole time the only thing that was okay a little weird guy the only thing that was keeping me secure on this field trip was i brought my favorite wwe action

figure and i held on to it for dear life there's no way you were that kid there's no way do not make fun of me no way like Just go with your book bag. I did, but I had him with me, the little action figure, and I was gripping onto him. White knuckling this little guy. He was keeping me safe. So as we're in the lobby, our teacher goes, we have to go up these stairs to this movie theater. Up these stairs. That seems fun.

You would think so, but these stairs were the most steep, haunting stairs I have ever seen. It was like there was no steady incline. It was almost vertical, these stairs. I guarantee these were normal stairs, and you were just insane. I guarantee these were normal stairs. Haunting, frightening stairs. There's no way you're facing a mountain to go to a movie theater. And I was a young kid. I didn't experience stairs like that.

I was in a one-story house. I've never really experienced stairs, so this was a big level up for any stairs for any stairs I've been on. Level up? What are you, Mario? Just right foot, left foot, get up the stairs. That's what the, that's what the chaperone told me, but I couldn't do it. I took two steps and I looked up. I got real dizzy and real anxious. I started to get the spins. The spins? I got real nervous, right? So I just cried on the bus. I'm holding my action figure, trying to walk up these stairs, but I couldn't do it on two feet. So I thought the only way I get up these stairs, bear crawling it. Shut up.

I swear to you. I had my action figure in my left hand. I had a free right hand backpack. Tears are still on my shirt, on my eyes. I have red eyes. Chaperones holding my back. And I was like, do not touch me. The only way I could get up these stairs is if I bear crawl.

So I'm bear crawling up these stairs, right? And I'm taking a peek every like four steps trying to see when is this nightmare going to be over? Oh, my God. You're like a little dog. Oh, my God. So I power through it, right? I'm almost at the brink. The daunting journey of up the stairs.

I'm almost at the brink of tears. And I didn't look up because the higher I got, the more dizzy I got. The spin started to get real bad. So as I'm powering through the last bear crawl to get at the top of the stairs, my classmates long gone. I was way far behind because I was scared. I get to the top of the steps. I get to the top of the steps. Steps.

I get to the top of the steps. I look up to get my bearings. It is like I am in one of those mirror houses. It's just everything is like warped looking at me. And I thought, oh my God, I'm sick now. I got the flu. It felt like I was the sickest i've ever been i don't know why i decided to do this i was like i need to see how high i am i look over the balcony

indoors what is it i've never experienced stairs like this so i look over the balcony it was like we climbed to the top of the Statue of Liberty. How high we were. It was terrifying how high we were. It's probably like two stories. I go, I turn around, I throw up on myself. You, you shut up. You suck. I throw up. You suck so much.

But. You suck so bad. You suck. You sucky little suck. But I was a courteous throw-upper. I threw up all over my chest. I didn't get it on anybody else. Courteous.

If I'm vomiting, whoever's next to me, sorry about you. I'll be damned if I throw up on myself. But my mom always taught me to think of others. So I just threw up on myself. Didn't have a change of clothes. Oh my God. So my chaperone had to take me to the bathroom. And they were just like wiping me with napkins.

And they were just like, oh my napkins and they were just like oh my god just fucking this kid has ruined my day she's like i'm not getting paid for this damn chaperone so as when we went when i finally got my bearings together got most of the throw up there's still a big stain on my shirt we went to the movie theater room the field trip was in the morning we go into the theater room and they had breakfast laid out for us. Right? But like not a full breakfast, like eggs and bacon. They had like little trinkets.

They had muffins. Yum. You get to refuel yourself. Vomit's gone. You're good. I was like, thank God. Maybe this could be the start to the rest of the day. The start of the field trip.

Yeah. The scary part's over with. Yeah, the scary part's over with. Whatever. I walk up to the muffin stand. I go, what kind of muffins are these? They say blueberry muffins. Fantastic.

I'm allergic to blueberry muffins. I'm allergic to blueberries. Deathly allergic. I will close up if I get a blueberry. You've sucked forever. You've sucked forever. You've sucked so long. I was just empty of throw up and I couldn't eat a muffin. Okay, yeah, this is traumatizing.

And so they're like, well, at least get a drink. And the drinks were milk and I'm lactose intolerant. I had to go to a water fountain. This is a horror story. That's what I said this is the worst experience of my life oh my god whatever

we get to the rest of the field trip whatever I'm starving I'm starving I'm dehydrated we get to the rest of the field trip kids don't really talk to me the chaperone hates me I smell horrible

you smell like yuck I miss my mom we were away from the school my face is dry from all the tears so like we go through the whole day of this stupid museum we finally get back on the bus and we're driving back to the school and i'm like oh okay well at least my wwe action figure has taken care of me there's throw up on him he's not there anymore i left him i left my security blanket i left your whoopie i threw it there we gotta turn around he's there you were that kid i was awful like stop the boss oh my

i sucked as a kid oh my god that's you yeah that's the word. Like, I would have, being that chaperone would have been a testimony to my patience. Yeah. Oh, my Lord. Lord, have mercy. That's. I didn't have the best experience, right? I've never. And I grew up in that city for 18 years.

Every time I drove past that museum, I was just like, I hate that damn museum. Oh, my God. Yeah. Museum horror story. This is what you get here on the UChino. I hate that damn museum. Museum horror story. This is what you get here on the UChino. Museum horror story. That is ridiculous. I'm getting like PTSD. I'm embarrassed. You're awfully calm right now.

You're thinking. That little weak little mushy brain. There's some electricity flying around. My drawers are wet. That's sick. That's a good end to the podcast. I don't really want to talk anymore. It's haunting him.

Yeah, fuck, that sucked. And I'm going to have to read comments for a week about it. Hey, dude, we could really, like, I promise our museums, but no. No, no, no, I'm not going to no damn museum, especially if that scares them taking the elevator. Yeah, why didn't y'all take the elevator i don't know because we had 30 kids and they don't want to maybe that chaperone was just making you maybe they were looking out for you well because every other case your fears no every other kid

was normal and they were like go up the stairs oh you mean every other human being could just go right left up up the staircase not me though that shit scared me bro bro you just like you you had a vomit stain you smelt like just you smelt like disease You literally were bear crawling up a staircase you left your action figure You said there was a mirror maze at the top Well you the only thing that there was to eat you were either intolerant to it or allergic to it I mean that is like it was a recipe for horror. Yeah, that is that is all it's traumatic I told you that sounds like a sentencing for someone like it just you do something you're terrified of, then you don't get to eat.

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