Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - A Hollywood Deep Dive with Sarah Hyland

Episode Date: November 10, 2021

Everyone wants to be a star, and this week we’re in the presence of one. Miss Sarah Hyland joins her fiancé after a couple of drinks for maybe the most hectic episode of YFT ever recorded. In case you're wondering, Wells has already broken no-drink-November. Without Brandi around, the two are able to discuss Succession and The Challenge in the way they deserve. Also, as we’re in the presence of Hollywood elite, we have a serious list of fave movies for you all the binge, as well as some QAnon discussions. And, just so we’re all on the same page, Sarah and Wells have never been to Tom Hanks’ house, nor do they eat babies. Just to like, clear that one up. In the words of our guest... tipsy people are more fun. We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we do.  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast.   Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Liquid Death — Go to www.liquiddeath.com/yourfavoritething and join Liquid Death's Country Club. Also available at Whole Foods and 7/11  Theragun — Go to therabody.com/yft right now to try Theragun for 30 days starting at only $199  Canva — Go to canva.me/yftpodcast to get your free 45-day extended trial  ShipStation — Go to ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top, and enter code YFT to get a 60-day free trial   Billie — Go to mybillie.com/YFT to get the best razor you will ever own plus free shipping always  

All right, guys, a lot has changed over the last years. And if you're growing your e-commerce business, yeah, you can relate. Whether you're looking for better efficiency during the hectic holiday season or your business has outgrown your old shipping solutions, you need ShipStation to help you scale your business. ShipStation helps you achieve exceptional shipping efficiency with a robust all-in-one fulfillment system that integrates with over 180 of the most popular e-commerce platforms, marketplaces, and carriers. Listen, the holiday season is right around the corner. Odds are that you guys are probably selling stuff on e-commerce. If you're shipping, you got to do it with ShipStation. Lead your business into the future with technology built to save you time, extra costs, and headaches.

It's the fastest, most affordable way to ship products to your customers with discounts built to save you time, extra costs, and headaches. It's the fastest, most affordable way to ship products to your customers with discounts up to 89% off UPS, DHL, Express, and USPS rates. What, you don't want to save money? Come on. Deliver a better customer experience with the industry-leading features that help you find the best carrier rates,

print labels, and make customer service a breeze, dude. Scale your e-commerce business with shipping software that delivers. Switch to ShipStation today. Go to ShipStation.com and use code your favorite thing to sign up for your free 60-day trial. That's even more savings. That's ShipStation.com. Code your favorite thing. Do it. What'd you say say i like hearing my own voice back to myself why because i am a narcissistic actor oh that makes sense you know it doesn't feel like i'm actually on a podcast right now because i can't hear our voices straight in my fucking ear tubes. I mean, you can, for everyone that's listening right now, Sarah's angry because I don't have headphones for her.

He has headphones, but they just don't reach. Well, I didn't, I set this studio up during COVID. I didn't think we're going to have guests. Um, hello. Yeah, you're a guest. What'd you do with Derek? He just sat here and talked? Yeah, he didn't need headphones he's not a like a peasant he's not a narcissistic actor i love you derek so sarah's angry because she doesn't have head she's not in the headphone mix it's fine yeah

i just feel like i'm not on a podcast maybe this will be great for the podcast because then it will truly be an actual conversation from me sitting across the room from you. This isn't a podcast. This is you hanging out with your fiance. With my fiance. I mean, let's just be fair. You're drunk right now. I'm not drunk.

Let's be fair. You are tipsy right now. I've had a couple glasses of wine. Yes. Yeah. I want all the YFTers out there to know that I made it six days without drinking. Six whole days. Almost a week.

Today I broke down, okay? And I feel bad about that. I really do. I don't feel good about what I did with myself. But it happened because I was playing in a golf tournament with Dean Unglert, one of my best friends, one of my least favorite last names. And I didn't love how I was having fun because I wasn't. And then this is how you know you might be an alcoholic, this is how you know you might be an alcoholic,

is that I had one vodka 7-Up Splash Sode and immediately started having a great time, even though we were losing. And so I got a problem, and it's something I have to work on. And then you were at a birthday party? I was at a birthday party, yes. Did you have fun? I did have fun.

It was cute. There was a picnic. There was a psychic all up my alley. We you have fun? I did have fun. It was cute. There was a picnic. There was a psychic all up my alley. We got some rosé. We got some psychic. Can't remember what her name was. Let's say her name was Crystal. Oh, like a ball.

Yeah, or like a stripper. It's either Crystal with a K or a crystal ball. I don't like Crystal with a K though. Like Crystal. That's just the guy from Princess Bride. Crystal is what brings us together on a special day. Marriage.

Marriage. Is what brings us together today. So this is going to be all over the map, YFTers. Truly. So the thought, so Sarah came home, by the way okay so sarah came guns a blazing yeah and i had made flatbreads and we had planned to do this podcast because

brandy's out of town and we're giving her a week off and your thought was let's do the first half drunk or tipsy yeah i was like listen let's try to do it tonight if it's going south we can just have the first half tipsy drunk yeah i have an a beautiful another glass of rose by my side so it's we're we're literally tipping the scales from tipsy to drunk right now. And then if it's shit, bleep, we can do it hungover tomorrow. Yeah. Or I can do it hungover tomorrow.

I'm actually not drunk. He's fine. He had a seven up at a soads earlier. No, I did a vodka soad with seven. A vodka soad. But I feel fine if I'm being honest. I feel fine too. I'm having a wonderful time. Are you? You're wearing a Santa hat right now. Okay, so. Oh, nice. You got a bell. Ding, ding, ding. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You don't

need to say ding, ding, ding if you're dinging. Let's start the show. Oh, you want to start the show? Let's start the show. Is it you or me? I'm going to say it's you because it's your podcast. All right. Bros and hoes, you're listening to Your Favorite Thing Podcast with... Wells and Sarah. Oh, yeah.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Are you taking over now? If you want me to. Is Brandy on the out? The position is open. Oh, really? I love you, Brandy. I know you don't listen to this podcast.

So you're never going. I know you don't listen to your own podcast ever, even especially when you're not on it. But mama's here. Mama's willing. Mama's able. Oh, yeah? You want to be.

Do you want to do a podcast together? If you have fucking headphones available for your girl... You can sit in my seat and wear these headphones. I can sit there. I'm fine with that. No, it's fine. It's fine. I'm totally fine with that.

It's fine. I just don't know how you work the computer and stuff. I don't know how to work the computer. Buttons are fun. Technology is hard. Is that like an inspirational quote with a kitten on it? Hanging from a branch?

Yeah. That's in like an office somewhere? I'm sure it is. Buttons are fun. Technology is hard. Make sure to call the IT department. It's like every writer's room ever. Like every hipster writer that types still types on a typewriter and stuff they don't know how to use final draft i don't know you're talking about

buttons are fun you know what i'm talking about i don't know what final draft is final i think it's called final draft it's like i don't know it's like a script oh it's a script writing program yeah yeah yeah it's a program thank you very much technology is hard yeah yeah what were we talking about we were talking about you were wanting oh yeah yeah yeah yeah so you think that uh brandy's in jeopardy of losing her job i don't know brandy are you maybe your girl's coming i don't know brandy never comes on this show drunk. That's for sure. Or tipsy. Tipsy people are always way more fun.

That is true. Although I will say this. I'm always here for the Brandy horse content. Diamond status. Yeah. You're a horse girl too. I'm definitely a horse girl. I'm obviously not a horse girl like Brandy is.

I want to be. I strive to be a horse girl like Brandy is. I want to be. I strive to be a horse girl like Brandy is. You know what's funny about that name? Horse girl? It sounds so derogatory. Yeah, anytime you have something in front of girl, it sounds fucking sexist. No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying it sounds like the girl is overweight.

That's like calling someone a cowgirl. Oh. Oh. saying it sounds like the girl is overweight that's like calling someone a cow girl oh or you know like if you're a horse girl jesus christ how big is she she's a horse girl never crossed your mind well that's how i never crossed my mind i also don't have a penis so i'm glad to know how men think yeah it's just not i wouldn't want to be known as like i don't know what's like a whimsical thin bright yeah i would a nymph i wouldn't want to be known as the nymph boy the nymph well here's a thing like nymph is like also like nymphomaniac so then it's also like oh you're the boy that fucks dead people no that's a necrophiliac oh yeah A nymphomaniac is just someone who likes to fuck. Yeah.

This is off to a blazing start, ladies and gentlemen. Get your horses ready. We got a horse girl and a necrophiliac hosting your favorite thing podcast. Get ready, QAnon. Oh, God. You know what's funny about QAnon? What is funny about QAnon. Oh, God. You know what's funny about QAnon? What is funny about QAnon? Everything?

The whole thing. What's funny about it is that there are people in my group of friends who, and there are people probably listening here that are big QAnon people. I mean, I don't know. Maybe so. And if that's your thing, great, but maybe misguided. Here's why it's misguided. Here's what I think is funny about the QAnon thing is because I am, of course, on the fringes of Hollywood, but you are deep seated, rooted. You are A-list, celeb, deep seated.

Let's be fair. And so I've had QAnon folks hit me up that i'm friends with who i think they think that i know what's going on with the eating of babies in the cabal at a pizza joint and have asked me about it thinking that i have been to tom hanks's house where like Woody? Woody. Oh wow. And what I think is hilarious about that is no we have never been invited to Tom Hanks' house but we would totally go regardless of what was happening in the basement.

Hands down. Like if they were eating babies we'd be like Tom What are you doing? Tom come on Tom. Come on Tom that. Come on, Tom. That's crazy talk. Forrest. Come on.

What are you doing? You were in big. Are you kidding me? Apollo 13? What happened? Tom, you're going to make me a little sleepless in Seattle right now. I don't really know what to do with this. Buzz some buddies, Tom.

No, not that reference. Tom, did you get the mail today? Did you get the mail? We're not eating babies now. Did you know? The fact that people think that Tom Hanks is a bad guy is crazy to me. It's Tom Hanks, y'all. Maybe he is, but I've never heard of bad, other than he eats babies in pizza joints.

I don't know. Can I use any of this? Listen, i love babies and i love pizza yeah i only like eating one of them you decide which one wow that's a fucking headline for you right there kids i'm from new york you know which one if people don't know what we're talking about there's this whole like theory that a bunch of like high-list celebrities are in this like crazy cult is that they like drink the blood of babies or they eat babies they eat their life life source is is it like a hail satan kind of thing i i don't even know i i've seen a lot of stuff where they only drink baby's blood where they actually eat the baby have you ever seen the movie The Witch? No And starring Anya Taylor-Joy

She's so hot right now So hot right now That Hansel's so hot right now She's so hot right now She's amazing I've been a fan of hers since this film This film is essentially what put her on the map Before the M. Night Shyamalan movie? Yes Before Split It is what put her on the map. Before the Night Shyamalan movie?

Yes. Before Split. It is what put her on the map. That is what everyone's eyes started going towards her. She's amazing in the film. It's essentially, if you guys haven't watched it, The Witch. It's so, so good. It's about this family.

They say it's like Salem Witch Trial era. It's about this family. Say it's like Salem Witch Trial era. And they are excommunicated from their pilgrim society where there are walls and stuff. And they have to move into this house on the edge of the woods. And there's this whole thing about land and stuff. So they're excommunicated. A family in the 1630s New England is torn apart by the forces of witchcraft, black magic, and possession. The Witch, starring Anya Taylor-Joy, Ralph Neeson, and Kate Dickey.

Good job. Thanks. This isn't selling our case, though, about not eating babies when you go directly into a movie called The Witch. Well, here's the, it's a wonderful film. Yeah. It's shot beautifully. But this family, they have a few kids, one of which is a bebe. Yeah, bebe.

It's a little bebe. It's a bebe. Anya Taylor-Joy's character is obviously the older sister and she's watching the bebe in the field on the edge of the woods and then all of a sudden bebe is gone. Oh no. And she sees watching the bebe in the field on the edge of the woods. And then all of a sudden, bebe is gone. Oh, no. And she sees someone running off with said bebe. Okay.

Person who runs off with said bebe is a witch. Uh-huh. And there is trigger warning for those who will watch this. It's not real, but witch eats bebe. Oh, the witch eats it. The witch eats the bebe. Yeah, for its life source, to make it in Hollywood. I will grind your bones to make my bread.

I'm bringing up this film to circle back to QAnon for the, essentially for the whole, like, you know, like like witchcraft and all of this stuff and we eat babies and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah to make magic. And what is Hollywood but Hollywood magic? I feel like that's where it essentially stems from. Maybe so.

And The Witch is a good example of it because I don't know why The Witch eats the said baby, but she does. So that's why I brought up The Witch. But also, it's a really great film. Anya Taylor-Joy. You like that one?

Big fan. Yeah. All right, quick PSA for those of you out there who rent. If you haven't heard of Built, you're about to thank me. Earning points on rent is now a reality when you pay your rent through Built. You don't even have to check with your landlord to start earning points that you can use towards flights, hotel stays, fitness classes, and even your next rent payment. All right, let me break it down for you. There's no cost to join Build, and as a member, you'll earn valuable points on rent and your everyday spending. Built points can be transferred to your favorite hotels, airlines, and even the

ones you haven't heard of. There are over 500 airlines and 700,000 hotels and properties around the world, you can redeem your built points towards. Points can even be redeemed towards the future rent payment and unique experiences that only built members can access. So start earning points on rent you're already paying by going to joinbuilt.com slash YFT. That's joinbuilt, J-O-I-N-B-I-L-T.com slash YFT. Make sure to use our URL so they know we sent you. Again, joinbuilt.com slash YFT to start earning points on your rent payments today. All right, guys, a lot has changed over the last years. And if you're growing your e-commerce business, yeah, you can relate. Whether you're looking for better efficiency during the hectic holiday season or your business has outgrown your old shipping solutions, you need ShipStation to

help you scale your business. ShipStation helps you achieve exceptional shipping efficiency with a robust all-in-one fulfillment system that integrates with over 180 of the most popular e-commerce platforms, marketplaces, and carriers. Listen, the holiday season is right around the corner. Odds are that you guys are probably selling stuff on e-commerce. If you're shipping, you got to do it with ShipStation. Lead your business into the future with technology built to save you time, extra costs, and headaches. It's the fastest, most affordable way to ship products to your customers with discounts up to 89% off UPS, DHL, Express, and USPS rates. What, you don't want to save money? Come on.

Deliver a better customer experience with industry-leading features that help you find the best carrier rates, print labels, and make customer service a breeze, dude. Scale your e-commerce business with shipping software that delivers. Switch to ShipStation today. Go to ShipStation.com and use code your favorite thing to sign up for your free 60-day trial. That's even more savings. That's ShipStation.com. Code your favorite thing. Do it. Yeah, I think it's funny, this whole like thought of elites of any realm going and doing weird stuff whether it's in hollywood or like ceos you know like there's like i think there's a lot of like the jeff bezos and the and the bill gates is i can't even speak for them i can't even imagine how busy they are but you and i are relatively busy yeah we would never have time for like flying out to North Carolina

for some weird ritual thing. You know? No, babe. I barely have time for a new moon ritual, which is just lighting candles and setting manifestations. You're not helping the cause here. Yeah, but I'm not eating a tiny baby. Yeah, well, that's good. Don't do that.

Anyways, I'm just glad that we put that to rest. We are not part of Pizza Gate. We love pizza. Gates are cool. Yeah. But not to Pizza Gate. Yeah, no, I don't subscribe to that. Anyways, I don't know if any of that's going to be usable,

but we'll see what happens. Hey, babe. Yeah. Want to talk about the challenge? I do. Let's talk about one of our favorite things. Sarah and talk about the challenge? I do. Let's talk about one of our favorite things. Sarah and I love the challenge. We do.

Let's just start off with like overall thoughts on the challenge season, whatever. Spies, lies, and allies. Are you yawning? No. Okay. You bored? No. Just overall thoughts on the challenge in like two sentences.

We don't need to go super deep. Just like your thoughts on this season. Go. Awesome. Yeah. You like this one? I do love this one. People are getting kicked out because of physical contact.

Yeah. Fessy. Messy, fessy. Don't like him. Don't think I ever will. Don't like Fessy. Never liked him. Probably never will. Never will. Never say never. Yeah, who knows? You know what I mean? Because if you watched it way back in the day, you might not have loved CT back then, but you love CT now. But guess what? I love CT now. I know. I love CT. CT is

probably the only person I care about. Is there anybody else I care about? Big T. I love Big T. Not this season. No. I love Big T when she was with CT. And she was this beautiful ball of light that had so much potential. And she was so sweet. And everything in this season, she's like, I'm going to do everything with the rookies

and I'm going to fuck everyone over. And you're like, what are you doing Big T? What's happening? Big T just wants to fuck the Spaniard, which is understandable he's very handsome. Spaniard's hot, hot, hot. Very handsome. I love Big T this season for the fact that she's just like

eating donuts non-stop. Everybody's the fact that she's just like eating donuts nonstop. Everybody's working out and she's like eating donuts on a pool floaty, like chilling. That would be me on the challenge. I would totally be doing that. It is a better question. Who do you hate on the challenge? I hate Fast 8, but he's gone. Thank God.

Oh, you know who I love? I love Devin. I love Devin too. I love Devin. I think Devin's smart. Devin should be the host of that show. He should be. He would be really, really funny as a host. I love Devin too. I love Devin. I think Devin's smart. Devin should be the host of that show. He should be. He would be really, really funny as a host. I love Kyle because he's messy

in a different way from messy fessy. Let me break down what you like. You like people who are good at doing reality TV because CT is phenomenal. Yes. Devin is phenomenal. Just in interviews. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then so is Kyle. Yes. Devin is phenomenal. Just in interviews. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then so is Kyle. Kyle. He's so good at interviews. Amazing. He's hilarious. Yeah. Hysterical. He's wonderful. It's great. I also like Mr. Vampire. Is he from Romania? I can't remember.

You know who I'm talking about though, right? The rookie? The guy that's got all the tattoos yes everyone calls him the vampire and stuff and he's hooking up with the other chick with Tori yeah I like him he's good I like that everyone you are sexually attracted to him

no I'm not at all no not my thing but I love that everyone truly believes that he is actually a vampire. They're like, I'm not going to mess with him because he will legitimately murder me and drink my blood. I think it's funny. This season, I think, is good. Fessy, I just don't think is good at playing the game.

Because here's the thing. If you haven't watched the challenge, the challenge is a bunch of, like, physical things you have to do. But it's also you have to be good at dealing with people. Politics, I suppose. Yeah. Politicking is a big thing in the show. For sure. And that's why I think I actually would be okay on that show because I think people would like me, but I would be miserable.

I would be good at puzzles. I'd be miserable at the physical things because you boy don't work out. I think that's why I hate Fessy because I'm like, you're so bad at this. Like, you're so great at the physical thing. All you have to do is like just be a little bit better about dealing with people and you'd be great. Same with Josh. Josh is horrible. I don't understand it.

And then you have Corey and you have Nelson who just seem like. They're best friends and I love their relationship together. But they only care about each other. Yeah. They just seem like dodo's. Like look how beautiful I am, but I cannot fly. Or just like. Those are dodo's.

I didn't think about that. Ooh. Like. No, that's more Josh. No, Josh is anybody want a peanut? Anybody want a peanut? The thing is, is that both Josh and Fessy are brawn, no brain, really, when it comes to politicking on the show.

Yeah. The difference between Josh and Fessy, the reason why I like Josh more than Fessy is that Fessy is just a cock. He's an arrogant dick. Yeah. He thinks he should rule the goddamn world Yeah Hey Fessy

Guess what Everybody wants to rule the world Cue the song Yeah Everybody wants to rule the world Oh you're not in headphone mix Can't even hear it Yeah exactly This is why I want headphones Oh, you're not in headphone. Excuse me. Yeah, exactly.

This is one of my headphones. Welcome to your life. Actually, you know, it's really funny. We got an email from our producer saying that we're not supposed to play music anymore because we might get sued. So what? Can I sing it? Yeah, sing it. Okay.

Yeah, it's good. That's it? That's all you got? Everyone knows what we're talking about, hopefully. Everybody wants to rule the world. Tears for Fears. You know, I saw Tears for Fears at Bonnaroo once, and they were so good. Yeah.

Oh. Oh. to your life There's no turning back Even while we sleep We will find you Acting on your best behavior Turn your back on Mother Nature Everybody wants to rule the world That was great.

You know what that song reminds me of? What? One of my favorite movies. What? Which one? Donnie Darko. Ah, that's a good one. Were you ever into Donnie Darko?

Because I feel like that is such an actor's movie. Yeah, every actor loves Donnie Darko. Really? Just like every boy loves Fight Club or Top Gun. You know, this is funny because you asked me the other day, you're like, what are your favorite movies? And I rattled off what my favorite movies are. And you're like, God, I love you because you didn't say Fight Club.

Yeah. Fight Club is great. It's great. But favorite movies? I'm sorry. I can't tell you how many. And maybe it's only because I ever dated actors before or have been friends with actor dudes. But like every guy, they're like, what's your favorite movie?

And they're like, Fight Club or Top Gun. It's literally one of the two. It always is, hands down. Top Gun? Top Gun. And that's when I'm like, I think about my high school experience

and I'm saying Top Gun's their favorite movie. I'm like, flashback to that volleyball scene. Oh, this all makes sense now. I mean, I like Top Gun, but I'm not sure how I'm saying it. My fave movie. When you were. So, okay.

So, I said. Yeah, I asked you, other than Back to the Future films. Back to the Future 2. Yes. Is my favorite. I know that one is your favorite. Yeah. Other than Back to the Future 2.

Duh. What is your favorite movie? and then Back to the Future 2. D, what is your favorite movie? And then I said probably The Big Lebowski. I feel like The Big Lebowski is the same answer as Fight Club. Nope. But for someone who smoked more pot. I dated a lot of people who smoked pot.

Okay. And then I said. Maybe not a lot, but so. Then what else did I say? I said Shawshank Redemption. Okay. And then I said... Maybe not a lot, but so... Then what else did I say? I said Shawshank Redemption. Yep. And then I said... I think that's what I said. Yeah, that's what you said. Yeah. You said Big Lebowski and Shawshank.

Yeah. Stephen King. Yeah. Coen Brothers. Yeah. Great. Steven Spielberg. Yeah. I mean, sorry guys, that's the holy trinity of fucking filmmakers right there. I mean, sorry, guys. That's the holy trinity of fucking filmmakers right there. Whatever you guys are saying in your head right now, I was right. Okay?

Like, it doesn't get any better than that. I love you. Is there a better film? Wes Anderson. Oh, oh. I said fucking. That's exactly what I said. i said probably royal tenenbaums yeah you're a big wes okay so okay so so who's steven spielberg steven king wes anderson coen

brothers yeah i mean it's great i don't know if it gets better than that oh you know tarantino you can throw in a tarantino what's your favorite Tarantino. What's your favorite Tarantino film? There's 10 of them. There's so many. It's so good. Because you know he said he was going to make 10 films and be done, and he's now at 10. No. Yeah.

He's not going to be done. He's not going to be done. You can't be done, Quentin. That's what you say, though. Do you have a favorite Tarantino film? I I I love Pulp Fiction yeah that was the that was his like I love Pulp Fiction I really really I really love that I have friends that are like Hollywood is the best one but um no I I love Pulp Fiction or which one is yours? Well,

I did love Reservoir Dogs. That was his first one. I was going to ask if that's your favorite. That's like Wes Anderson's Botter Rocket. It was like the thing that started but that one is

Kill Bill was good because I liked the protagonist. Yeah. Kill Bill's not my absolute favorite Tarantino film though. No.

I do know that for a fact. I liked what he did in terms of my superhero is a woman who has been in a coma for six months. God, I love you. I just think that's a good idea. Be more of a feminist. I love you. But it's also a samurai slasher.

Yeah. If you think about all the ingredients of it, and it was a two parter, which I'm sure is a motherfucker to sell to studios. I think at that point, Tarantino had proven himself to where they're like, yeah, great. Two films.

Awesome. Right. I don't know. I, you got to think that's a $300 million budget, right? 150 for each. Back then they were,

they were like shelling out cash like crazy, though. Yeah, maybe so. I'll tell you. Not like today. I'll tell you my favorite Tarantino film. Yes. Hands down. No questions asked.

Inglourious Bastards. Oh, that might be my favorite, too. Brad Pitt. It's not even the Brad Pitt for me. What is it for you? Christoph Waltz? Yes. Yeah. It's the Brad Pitt for me. What is it for you? Christoph Waltz? Yes. Yeah.

It's the Christoph Waltz. He's so good in that film, as well as Eli Roth. Yeah. I love Eli Roth in that film. Yeah, yeah. Christoph Waltz and Eli Roth in that film do it for me,

even more than Brad Pitt. I am a Team Aniston fan, so Brad Pitt for me is like a touchy subject. It's a weird thing. God, get over it. That was like 10 years ago. I'm sorry, but Jennifer played my mom. Diane Kruger's in that?

Yeah, she's amazing. And that? Oh, that scene when they're in the bar down below. Oh, it's so good. That, she's married to the guy from Walking Dead. Yeah, Norman Reedus. Yeah. Who's married to the guy from Walking Dead. Yeah, Norman Reedus. Yeah.

Daryl. By the way, we've seen him in person. He's handsome in person. He's cool. You know who's also in that? BJ Novak from The Office. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, anyway, so that one's my favorite one. This podcast is the most frazzled one I've ever done.

It's so fucking off the wall. It's chaotic. Just like me. Yeah, it is. It's a little chaotic. I was trying to keep it on on on brand for like what's happening this week. Challenge. Oh, you know what?

We have been coming back to this week. You didn't say what your favorite movies were because we said mine. Oh, I was what we have been coming back to this week? Hold on, you didn't say what your favorite movies were, because we said mine. Oh, I was supposed to do that. Yeah. One of my favorite movies of all time is Shakespeare in Love. Oh, wow. Gwyneth Paltrow and that guy.

Ralph Fiennes. That's his name. And so many, a plethora of amazing actors. Um, I just grew up watching my father perform Shakespeare and that film has just so many quotes and references and I love that movie so, so much. Do you like the Romeo and Juliet with Leo and Claire Danes? Yeah. I like the original one.

The Baz Luhrmann? I love Baz Luhrmann. So you like the original one over the Baz Luhrmann one? I would say yes, just because I am a Puritan when it comes to Shakespeare. Yeah, okay. But that movie was amazing. I am obsessed. I like the way that the cinematography was in that film

more than the original. Stylized really well. The stylization of that film was amazing. The casting was beyond. I thought it was really cool how they made it modern yet not. I had such a crush on Claire Danes Fun fact Claire Danes graduated from

my high school. Really? Yeah That's what they say. Who knows if they're telling the truth or not. Who are they anyways Did you ever see her show back in the day called Homeland? Oh dude This is The thing she won the Emmys for

My so called life With Jared Leto My sister Wanted to do bad things At Jared Leto Which I feel like a lot of people did And a lot of people probably still do 30 seconds to Mars

This is chaotic Shakespeare in love Which I feel like a lot of people did. And a lot of people probably still do. 30 seconds to Mars? Anyway. This is chaotic. It is. Shakespeare in Love. What's the next one? Shakespeare in Love. By the way, if anyone's ever wondering what our fucking conversations sound like, this is it.

Good luck if you ever fucking hang around us. Okay, so Shakespeare in Love. Shakespeare in Love. Yeah. Oh my gosh, it's so hard. I've just tried to like, I've said Shakespeare in Love for the past 10 plus years. You gotta do. 15 years now.

This is how you gotta do it. You gotta do drama, comedy, action, adventure. Like, try to do it in those terms. I love the Marvel Universe. Okay. So, so much. Wow. I truly love. You said action.

Immediately thought of that. Here's the thing. My one and only Spider-Man will always be Tobey Maguire. It will always be Tobey Maguire.

I love Tom Holland. I love Andrew Garfield. They're amazing Spider-Mans, but my Spider-Man's Tobey. I truly love Avengers Infinity Wars. I love that Avengers Infinity Wars.

I love that movie. Nerd. Such a nerd. Comedy? Yeah, what's your comedy? Here's the thing. Forgetting Sarah Marshall always gets me. It's a good one.

I love Forgetting Sarah Marshall so, so much. Is that Adam McKay? It's got to be Adam McKay, right? Judd Apatow. Oh, right? Judd Apatow. Oh, it's Judd Apatow. That is an Apatow film. You're right. I love Jason Segel.

Obviously, I love Mila Kunis. Because you look like? I just loved her on that 70s show. And then everyone started telling me I looked like her. And I was like, oh my God, that must mean I love her even more. And Kristen Bell's amazing. And then you get Russell Brand in there and Jonah Hill. You just got an all-star cast, mate.

Yeah. I started going to Russell Brand. You got an all-star cast, mate. Yeah. I love that movie. I really, really do. That's a good comedy call. It's a good comedy. Yeah.

Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Sci-fi? I liked Arrival. Is that the one? With Amy Adams? Amy Adams? Yeah, I liked that one.

Oh, wow. I know you didn't like it, but I liked that. That was the first thing that popped up into my head. Okay, that's fine. I don't know why, but I mean like E.T., is that considered sci-fi? Yes. E.T., hands down. Really? Have you ever seen the audition tape of

Drew Barrymore? No. Elliot. Oh, who's now in like everything. Yeah. No, but I'm sure he's great. Oh my gosh, this little child baby blossom angel it's essentially a an improv scene and they tell him that he has a best friend and that his best friend is being is going away and he's never

going to see him again or his best friend's being taken away he's never going to see him again and they're like go and the waterworks start going they're like and he's like why are you taking him away why what but why does he have to leave and you're just like oh my heart is breaking he's such a tremendous little actor i love it so his real name is henry thomas yes okay so here's my other... And this is true. He was in a movie called Legends of the Fall. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which I do love. Another Brad Pitt.

Another Brad Pitt movie. And Anthony Hopkins. Aidean Quinn is the brother. Oh. And Julia Ormond is the one who sleeps with like every brother. I love that movie. So here's why Legends of the Fall is a fucking perfect movie.

I'll tell you this. Because for guys, guys that are watching it, they're like, oh my God, this is amazing. Like Brad Pitt kills a bear and they go to war and it's like manly, manly, manly. And then there's like the side of like Brad Pitt like being like,

all the women want to fuck him, I guess. A lover? I was lover yeah yeah there's that uh yeah a fuck boy it's no he's not really a fuck boy but just a lover like everyone wants to fuck the boy yeah i guess so i mean like so what happens is samuel comes home with suzannaanna and then Samuel wants to go to war. And Ludlow, which is Anthony Hopkins, doesn't want any of his boys to go to war. But like Sam is going to go, but he's the youngest. And because he's going to go, that means the older brothers, Alfred and Tristan, Brad Pitt, go to war to protect him. But of course, they can't protect him because you can't protect anybody in war. No!

Not sure why I did a bell there. And then when that happens, then Susanna fucks Brad Pitt for some reason. I'm not really sure why, but then Brad Pitt goes to Africa to start hunting animals. You're like,

what happened to you, Brad Pitt? Where are you? And then Susanna decides to hook up with Alfred. She slams all three brothers, dude. I just realized how crazy this podcast is. What is happening? I had this whole plan.

I was like, okay, this is what we're going to talk about. This is what we're going to talk about. Now you understand why I sit up here and I edit this thing for so long. Because this is what, I mean, Brandy and I are not this chaotic, but it does go off on crazy things. Then I have to bring it back. Fix it. Okay.

You do so much work. That's all I do. I deserve a goddamn Emmy. Or whatever, a podcast award. Wells deserves a podcast award. Okay, so. Okay. I have a couple things I would like to talk about.

Talk about them. Do you know what my favorite thing is this week? What? This is going to sound a bit like a suck of the deep dickie. Yeah, suck your dick. But Wells Adams has been my favorite thing this week. I have had a really long week of reading scripts, doing Zoom meetings, getting last minute auditions of 10, 20 plus pages of sides and stuff that I have to memorize.

And guess who has been there to put me on tape through all of them? Wells Adams. That's right. I'm a great scene partner. Thank you so much. Here's my question to you. So like for everyone that doesn't really understand what we're talking about.

So Sarah gets sent like a thing of like, hey, there's a movie coming out or a TV show coming out. We want you to do this part. And then they send her the script. And then she has to memorize the script. And then we have to videotape her doing that scene. But someone has to do the other parts.

Yeah. That's called putting someone on tape, I suppose. Mm-hmm. Here's my question. It's called a self-tape. A self-tape, yeah. I suppose. Here's my question.

It's called a self tape. A self tape. When because of a time in the life of COVID. Yeah. You can't go in an audition. Yeah. You used to go in and meet the casting director and everyone. And they have a reader and stuff,

which is what you have been doing has been the reader. Do you think that I have what it takes to be a reader? To be a reader. I love how you don't even go actor. Reader. No, I don't want to be an actor. I want to be a reader. Here's the thing. Readers are normally casting director's assistants. I can be that. You're giving me way more than a lot of readers I've met. Am I? Yes. You are. Am I doing a good job? You're doing a great job, sweetie. You're doing amazing, sweetie.

Holding up the camera as Kris Jenner. That's me right now. She did one that was for a cartoon. It's animated. It was like an animal's voice. Then I wanted to do the animal's voice. I did it. She laughed at me.

Then I couldn't do the animal's voice. What I thought. You were like, I don't know where we went. Imagine keeping a straight face. Well, I imagine whoever gets that part isn't going to be like their normal voice. They're going to be like, oh, hey, guys. What we're going to do. I don't think so.

Oh, you don't? I don't. I don't want to watch that movie. But I love you. So I'm doing a good job? You're doing a great job. You know, it's funny. We went out to dinner with some of our friends there,

and we were talking about this process. We went out to dinner with Alon, who used to be a producer on The Bachelors, a dear friend of mine, and he is engaged to an actress. Kind of similar situation we've got, where he has to put her on tape. And there's a weird part of me that when we put you on tape,

and I know this isn't real, but I think it's what like keeps me in it, is that when I do it with you and I'm reading the other parts, I'm like, there's going to be some casting director that's going to be like, I don't know who this person is, but the guy that's reading that I can't see is so good. God damn it. Let's get him in this fucking movie. And I know it's never going to happen, but it's that thought that really keeps me going. You know? That's what keeps you in it.

Yeah, because I'm like, you know, who knows? You know? I also love that you are like, who knows? Maybe I'll be discovered and I don't even want to be an actor. I don't want to be one.

But I want someone to be like, I want someone to be like, damn it, Sherry, this guy needs to be in Hollywood. We got to get this kid in here right now. Yes, because we're living in the 1930s. Yes, exactly. XRX, read all about it.

Wells Adams is here. That's how I. Look, as long as what keeps you going, kid. We haven't talked about any favorite thing. Well, actually, that's not true. Yeah, that is not true. The challenge. I was also going to bring up the fact that we picked up again.

We have picked up the bookmark on Nine Perfect Strangers. I know. Obsessed. Can I just say this? What? So we're only halfway through. So I really don't know what happens with Nine Perfect Strangers. And I'm sure a lot of YFTers out there finished it.

But where we are right now in Nine Perfect Strangers, I'm watching it thinking, this place looks fucking awesome. I want to go there. Yeah. I want to go there. I would go there with you and then Nicole Kidman would be like,

I've been drugging you this whole time. And I'm like, oh, that checks out. I'm feeling great right now. Bring on more drugs, Nicole Kidman. All right. Can I get another smoothie? We're going to go to the hot tub. We'll see you guys later.

Like Sam's character that goes up to the guy and she's like, so when are we going to get the drugs? And he's like, oh, yeah, we just decided that you guys are going to get some MTMA. And she's like, oh, oh, yeah. Like, when? Like, now? And he's like, yeah. Like, we can do now if you want.

She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be great. Awesome. Obviously, now it's getting weird because the one chick, Nicole Kidman slept with her husband. The woman from a scary movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so great to see her in a dramatic role. It's wonderful.

She's wonderful. So we're trying to figure out, like, who's sending Nicole Kidman scary messages or whatever. Like, whatever death threats and stuff I got a feeling this thing's gonna end with just like everyone I want someone to die everyone's like learned that like mushrooms uh make them better or something I don't know like I don't know what the but they are perfect the way they are yeah I don't know I I think someone's gonna die you do I think that would be great. Who's going to die? Not for the person that dies, but I don't know.

It has to be dramatic at some point. You think Nicole Kidman's going to die? I don't know. She's died once already. She could die again, come back to life, be like. She died? Yeah, the whole, you know how she's like shot. And then the guy from, like her right hand manhand man dude, like, brought her back to life.

Like, he happened to be, like, in the parking lot and stuff. Oh. Remember? All right. I do like Nine Perfect Strangers. I like that a lot. It's a good show. Good show.

I am also, this is one of my future favorite things. Okay. But I watched the trailer last night. I'm very excited for it. One of my future favorite things. Okay. But I watched the trailer last night. I'm very excited for it. And I was sent a box today. But I'm wearing a Santa hat right now, y'all. You are. I am.

It's hard to take you serious right now. And I'm wearing a Santa hat that says Love Hard because my friend Nina has a new movie out on Netflix called Love Hard. So I'm very excited to watch that. It is a rom-com on Netflix that takes place during the Christmas times. And it looks really cute and really fun. And I'm very excited to watch it. Do you know what it's about?

On Netflix. Yes. So Nina's character, she... Nina Debrev. Nina Debrev. Nina Dobrev. Dobrev. She has been dating online, like dating apps, all that kind of stuff. She keeps having these horrible dating experiences.

And there's this guy that she met on a dating app that she's been talking to. I don't know where she lives, but he lives in New York. Like, not in the city but like upstate new york i think and so she's like you know what i think she's a writer almost positive not really sure yeah she goes over there and she's like i'm going to take a leap of faith i think this guy might be my soulmate kind of stuff i I'm going to write about it. I'm traveling cross country meeting this guy. And she knocks on the door. And it is very much not the guy. And he's been, this dude has been catfishing her.

And then she's like, I can't believe you did this to me. And my gosh, it's so embarrassing. And then they're out at a bar. And she sees the guy that this catfish was using a picture of walk into the bar. And she's like, dude, you've been catfishing me. You need to set me up with this dude. Does he know him, though? I think it's one of those like small town.

Yeah. OK. Kind of places. And he's like, he's really sporty and stuff. And so, yeah. And then she falls in love with the original guy, probably. I'm assuming she falls in love with the catfish. Yeah, I mean, it has to end that way.

I am very excited to watch it. It looks really super cute. And I'm very excited to watch it. Love Hard on super cute, and I'm very excited to watch it. Love Hard on Netflix, starring Nina Dobrev, my friend. She's dating the flying tomato. Yes, she is. Exciting. Yes, it is exciting.

He is sporty. She's a sporty chick, though. Yeah. She's a very, very active human being. I cannot keep up with her. Whenever Nina would, she'd be like, hey, let's go to Pilates. I'd be like, yeah, that's great. Okay, I'm down.

And she'd be like, okay, meet at my place at 6 a.m. I'm like, what? No, thank you. Well, I already signed up for this, so I guess I have to. And then I would have to be at her place at 6am because we had a Pilates class in Marina Del Rey at 7.30am it was a whole thing

a very Californians episode right now but yeah do you think that the flying tomato is an exhibitionist in the sack because he does weird things in the air it makes sense that he would do fun things in the bed. I'm hoping from a friend.

Yeah. Like he's doing like pinwheel sex moves, you know? Don't know what that means, but sure. I don't either. Yeah. I don't either. Wonderful. Like he's doing moves that we've never even heard of.

He's doing like fucking 1080s. Uh-huh. Like the next morning she was like, man, that 1080, you know? I don't even know what it could be. It could be anything. I like how they're naming their own sex moves. Well, that's like a snowboard move. Oh, oh, oh, okay.

1080s, like you go around like. Yeah, I'm sporty. I know these things. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I wonder if he names his sex moves. Dude, he should. Name them after like skateboarding tricks and stuff.

Like snowboarding. I'm going to all you so hard. I would like to talk about you on Netflix. Let's talk about me. Penn Badgley. Oh, okay. I just finished listening to last week's episode today yeah of yft of yft yeah and uh brandy was like i don't know i was like girl get on it yeah it's good right it's

amazing it's so good we binge watched it this past week we've been watched it in basically three days yeah it's fantastic It was one day. Oh, you know what we haven't talked about? What? We haven't talked about The Bachelor. Do you have thoughts on The Bachelor? My thoughts on The Bachelor are that I love Michelle. I truly love Michelle.

I know you're like, I don't know her that great, but. I'm starting to learn who she is. Yeah. I liked her on Matt James' season. I didn't know her that well on that season. That's my complaint about it. But I thought that she was cool. Yeah.

And that she was normal. And I know that you're like, you can't have a normal lead because it's just boring. Do you agree with that or not? I do and I don't. Okay. Here's the thing. As a woman, I love having a normal woman. Because back in the day when I was a young'un and The Bachelorette first started, it was just normal women.

You know, like social media wasn't really a thing. Like you couldn't really get a following afterwards. It kind of reminds me of the origin of The Bachelorette where it's just this amazing woman who's completely normal, has a perfectly normal job, is very content and happy with her life and she has this beautiful life and she just can't find a guy

because let's be honest, a lot of men are shitty out there. I'm very grateful to have found not one of the shitty guys, but it took me a lot of men are shitty out there i'm very grateful to have found not one of the shitty guys but it took me a lot of shitty guys to go through to find you and um and so i really like michelle i think she's super dope um and i told you you know like with the whole the paper like the spark notes stuff of the Bachelorette and how to do with that guy, like episode one. You got to nip that in the bud. If women find it, you got to point it out because I know a woman's got to have a woman's back.

But wouldn't it be so great if that guy was still around? I mean, it would be amazing. Yeah. From a producerial aspect and stuff, for sure. And then with Jamie, you're like, yeah, if she finds it out, I'd be like, yeah, go, bro. Goodbye. Yeah. I think it's sad that we didn't get her reaction to Peter throwing the jacket in the pool.

I would have loved to see her reaction. I feel like that is when she would have become the most teacher. For those out there that know the movie Matilda, Michelle reminds me of Nurse Honey. Nurse Honey. Miss Honey. All right. Michelle reminds me of Miss Honey.

Miss Honey was a teacher. She was so sweet. All of her students loved her. She was wonderful and kind. Didn't have a man. She's just deserving of love. I don't know why. She reminds me of Miss Honey.

And I love Miss Honey. Miss Honey adopted Matilda. Miss Honey was Miss Trunchbull's, you know, it's a whole thing. All right. You got anything else? Do we have anything else? I'm like trying to think now. This week has just been so like topped with work, work, work, work, work on both of our ends.

What's been your favorite part of the show so far? Oh, my favorite part of the show thus far has been, I don't know, maybe talking about our favorite movies. That's always fun. What are your favorite television shows? Oh! What? I got a bone to pick with Brandy. Oh, you do?

Okay, here we go. Again. Uh-huh. I know Brandy doesn't listen to this podcast. Yeah, she's never going to hear this. Let alone podcasts she's not on. But Succession. Oh, yeah.

So good. Is one of the best shows out there. Yeah. And to defend you. Yeah. In the whole, like, it's better than Game of Thrones aspect. Fantasy television. Yeah.

Is fantastical. It's called fantasy for a reason. Preach. Because it's fantastical. There's drama. There's crazy shit happening everywhere. There's dragons. Explosions and dragons.

White walkers. Family members dying and white walkers. And just like all this crazy stuff happening all the time. It's fantasy. Yeah. It's a fantasy drama, which is even more than drama. You have drama and fantasy on top of it,

but when you have a pure straight drama, such as Succession. Which is based in reality of some sort. Definitely based in reality. Yeah. based definitely based in reality um to be able to create a show a pure drama that is so entertaining and also with amazing comical moments as well as the gasps and oohs and ahs and amazing talent and drama and all the kind of stuff that exudes in succession. To create something from such a pure and simple idea and aspect, such as a family business.

The Murdochs. The Murdochs, essentially. The Roys. The Murdochs the Murdochs essentially the Roy's the Murdochs the Roy's to create all of that just based off of this

singular family is I think genius let's here's my question to you who is your favorite cousin Greg

okay really yes and I that's because you're friends with him but i'm a bit but i i have known nick since i was 18 19 years old um but i think he's hysterical in it i know that nick is an amazing actor i love that character um if i am saying it from a non-biased standpoint i would say i'd have to say tom i'm sorry i know brandy i hate tom right now it's funny it's funny because that's why i asked the question because i wanted you to ask it back to me and you're gonna say tom i think tom is the best character. I'm also, I like.

And maybe it's because he gets to do the most amount of scenes with Greg, who I think is my second favorite character. Yeah. And so their comedy is just so pure. It's perfect. They have an amazing chemistry together as actors. It's truly wonderful. The writing that they get together is really great. The repartee that they have is wonderful.

It's wonderful. It's amazing. But the actor that plays Tom was Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice. He's British. Not only does he have a stellar American accent. Yeah, he'sjudice. He's British. Not only does he have a stellar American accent. Yeah, he's pretty good. It's stellar. He has a better American accent than I do.

And I was born in New York. And you're America. You're America. You're American. You're American. I'm born in New York. Yeah. But I just, I love Mr. Darcy.

Yeah. I love Mr. Darcy. I love Darcy, whether you're Darcy from Pride and Prejudice. Okay, so. Whether you're Darcy from Bridget Jones' Diary. I just love Darcy. Okay, so you heard my theory because you listened to the last episode. Yes.

Do you think that I'm right? I don't know. Because here's the thing. What about Shiv? Tom is married to Shiv. If you remember last season, they were about to break up. Yes. So do you think that they're going to get a divorce and then the dad's going to give everything to him?

I said it in the last episode. I think that Tom's going to go over to Kendall's side. Kendall's going to take over the company. Kendall's not a killer. Tom. Kendall's going to take over the company. Kendall's not a killer. Tom will be the guy that takes over. And Shiv will be left in... Because she's staying with the dad. Okay.

But then we went over to Alon's house and Alon had a really good point about... Oh, did he? Yeah. I didn't hear this. So I asked the question to Alon about who he thought was going to take over and he said, for sure thought was going to take over and he said

for sure it's going to be Roman and I said why do you think that and so he said I realize that Roman is not very focused right now but we have to understand this is going to go a couple more seasons probably

but Roman is just as fucked up as the dad is yeah and you need to be that fucking twisted to be able to do that job and so once he's able to hone everything in he will be the perfect amount of sick and twisted and focused to take over the company here's the thing i um i agree with that because as a viewer i'm watching it and i'm like it's not going to kendall it's not as a viewer i'm watching it and i'm like it's not going to shiv it's not not it's for sure as fuck not going to connor i would love that though i mean i think it would be fucking itical. It would be great. It would be so wonderful.

Connor for president. Yeah, Connor for president. I would vote for him. No, you wouldn't. That'd be like voting for Kanye. Yeah, he's definitely not someone I'd vote for. If it's going to a Roy child, it is going to Roman. Yeah.

If it is going to stay in the Roy family, it's going to Roman. And I have always thought that. I realized that what I said, saying to Brandy that it's better than Game of Thrones is not a good example. I think the reason why I said that is because it's on HBO and they're both appointment viewing shows. I'm excited every Sunday night. This show hasn't let me down yet. Whereas Game of Thrones, I think, did let me down a couple times. I think it's fair for you to say it's better than Game of Thrones

purely from the fact that it's not fantasy and it's just a pure drama. Succession is purely just a family drama. That's it. And for it to be able to keep you so enthralled in the same fashion as Game of Thrones without dragons and magic and white walkers and all of that kind of stuff. I think it's, you know, you take away all of the fun times and you're just left with that. And I mean, it's purely just a family drama and it's i think it's wonderful and the writing is so smart and so brilliant i love it well i've had fun i've had fun as well i've had a lot of fun should we um we could come back tomorrow

and pick up anything that we're like oh no, no, we should talk about that. You know what I'm excited about, babe? What are you excited about? I'm gonna plug something. Plug it. Shameless self-promotion. Okay. I came out with a chocolate and vitamin company. Source.

Source. Yeah. You know where the name Source comes from? No. What's the source of Source? The source of Source is that it is sourced from good things. Uh-huh. Like that.

And so you've got a new vitamin chocolate line. They are vitamin-infused chocolates. Yeah. chocolate line they are uh vitamin infused chocolates yeah and we have hype which is b12 yep vitamin chocolates we have a beauty we have beauty bites yeah which is biotin keratin things like that good for your hair and nails we have um what else do we have? We have Glow Collagen. Nice. Wonderful for the ladies, for your fine lines and wrinkles and your skin. I put collagen in my coffee every morning. Well, why are you doing that when you can just have some chocolate?

I didn't know that. Yeah, we got the Glow. And we have Mood. We have Mood Bites, which are vitamin D3 and saffron. We have saffron in our chocolate. Where can people get these source vitamins that are delicious, by the way? I've been eating them. Online.

All right. Go to my Instagram. There you go. All right, guys. This has been fun. This has been fun. Yeah. I mean, like, if anyone's ever wondered what it's like to hang out with us.

It's just chaos. It's chaotic. Yeah. And I'm sorry, but I guess this is a little window into the shit show that is our life. I love tangents. Yeah. I know. I truly do.

Fun little window into our lives. No, you're doing it right now. Wells. Yeah. Always goes, you never really had. You have a beginning. Yeah. You have a middle.

You don't have an end to your story. But guess what? What? Life goes on. Yeah. It does not have an end. You are a terrible storyteller. I think I'm amazing.

But I love you. I have a lot of flair. You do got a lot of flair. And energy. I got the toons. You're a dude with a toon. I'm a dude with a toon. But I love you.

I love you. YF Tears, have a good week. Yeah. Sorry this was all over the place, but yeah, I don't know. Brandi's gone. We said fuck it. I'm going to go to a birthday party and drink and come home and do a podcast. Yeah.

Yeah. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.