Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - AI Music, Survivor 50 & Extra Well Done Fries

Episode Date: March 4, 2026

What’s up, YFT’ers. Do you think about the apocalypse much? Us either — but if we’re going out with a bang, well… let’s just say you should find someone to help you with that. ;) Meanwhile, Brandi’s been riding horses in the unusually warm Nashville weather, while Wells is embracing the preppy fashion, hitting the links mostly for the outfits. Your hosts have a crazy amount of fave things this week, including Traitors chaos (Rob is trash… but earned it?), Paradise, Survivor 50 (hi, Mike White), The Housemaid, Hijack, The Astronaut, and more — plus soap opera appreciation, AI music hot takes, and rants about rising movie, beer, and flight prices. Brandi’s headed to Calgary, McKenna Grace has never had a burger (??), and your hot tip of the week: order your In-N-Out fries extra well done. Enjoy!!Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode! Article: Article is offering our listeners $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more. Visit article.com/yft and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout.Quince: Treat your closet to a little summer glow-up with Quince. Go to Quince.com/yft for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns.Tonal: Right now, Tonal is offering our listeners $200 off your Tonal purchase with promo code YFT. Head to Tonal.comBetterHelp: BetterHelp makes it easy to get matched online with a qualified therapist. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/yft.Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856! This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation. I'm Captain. Then I want to go home. It takes two when I used to take one. It takes two when I used to take only one. Uh, what's up, everybody? How we doing over here? Some reason went into Bob Dylan there.

Oh, hey, why am you? You ready to bugging? So we're at war again. Cool. Cool about that. It's something every day. Every day. It's something new.

It's exhausting. Exhausted. I'm exhausted. To just get this thing going? Let's do it, man. Let's get going on this thing. It's time to go de Branzino. Hello.

How you doing? How are you? You look nice in that little, that little nice polo shirt. Very nice. It looks designer. It is. Do I know my shit or do I know my shit? Todd Snyder.

Oh, fancy. I've got a golf game later today. My brother-in-law's brothers coming in town. I'm going to tell you what's going on with my golf world right now. Please enlighten us. I'm just now playing golf for the fashion. I'm just dressing up. It's my opportunity to get dressed up.

So that's it. I got pleats on right now. Really? Oh, yeah. Fancy guy. Preppy guy. Preppy guy. I'm not my preppy boy era.

Yeah, you really are. We've talked about this. I'm here for it. I think it's nice. I think it's mature, but, you know, not lame. And I think, I think it's good to like, listen, like, bantee Wells was good for a time, you know? But there are a million men out there wearing banties. and I just feel like not every man can dress the way you're dressing now,

and I like that for you. I like that uniqueness. I like that, you know, brand development of like Adam Wells. This is his style. And I love that. Yeah. I'm in my 40s. I can't pretend like I'm going to the club and getting tipsy, not doing that anymore.

No. See, I'm almost 40 and I have to go to the club. I know. God. When is it? Let me ask you this. When are you not allowed to be a DJ anymore? Like 50s?

David Gettas 50, 50 something? Yeah. I think he, I mean, I don't want to say he's the oldest, but I feel like he's up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 58. Oh my God, he's almost 60. Hey, David, David, David, we love you.

And we are impressed by everything that you've done. But maybe 60 is the time to be like, I got to let the young kids take over now. I don't know. he's still crushing. Really? Yeah. He's got residencies in Ibita and like he's doing all the shit.

Abiza. Apitha. I took a pill in a pitha. You know, it's funny is that Posner doesn't say Abitha. He says Abiza. He does not. He says Abiza? He's American.

Yeah. I never been to Abitha. Is it pretty cool? I've never been either. Oh. I know. I'll tell you where I don't want to go. Iran.

Oh, no. We're at war again. Yay. Yay us. Yay. Matt last night was like, it's time to build the bunker. Oh, yeah.

Oh, Jesus Christ. I think you're fine in like the outskirts of Tennessee. Here's a thing though. Here's the thing with the bunker idea. I think that if we were hit, we were hit by a nuclear weapon. Yeah. I think it would be a fate worse than death

to still be. alive. Thank you. Okay, this is my whole point. Like all these bros are out here, you know, trying to be survivalist and everything. And to be honest, I don't know if I want to be alive during, you know, an apocalypse or like the end of humanity. Listen, let's just say for a second that we built a little bunker and we stocked food for three months, you know, and had enough ammunition to protect ourselves for three. Let's just say we had like a three month to six month stock. Okay, after that, you're still fucked. Yeah. Like after that, like, there is no prepping, really, there's no prepping. Like, yes, you can prep for a certain amount of time, but you can't

prep for eternity. And at some point, post-war slash apocalypse slash, you know, end of humanity, you're going to be fucked. And I just don't know if it's worth getting there. I don't disagree with you. I think that, like, I don't want to be hunting elk to eat every day. Like, that's just not for me. Maybe getting a little ahead of ourselves, but did you watch. Watch season two of Paradise? Yes, I'm caught up, I think. Okay, so three episodes, right? Yeah, so episode one, Shailene Woodley.

I don't want to do that. No, it looks like it sucks. Cold, fucking there's mute kids running around, stealing your shit, you know? Yeah, no, it's not for me, I don't think. So, you know what? I'm just like, you know, if we go, we go. I don't know.

Is that crazy? You know, I want to go out like, oh, what's that volcano that erupted? Pompeii. Pompey. Have you seen some of the, you know, like they're like encased in volcanic ash and it's just like a husband and wife there's one hold on there's one where it wasn't real but dante's peak you know i mean yeah great booby pompeg guy jacking off

jerking off yeah sure have you seen this no and masturbating in pompe look at him he's not real he's he's what he's talking he's like a i i he's whacking off that can't be real i think it's real this is on the BBC. Oh, it must be real. Well, I mean... I mean, yeah, so he was, you know, he was going out doing what he loved, I guess. Dude, that is real. Look at that.

Maybe. Well, the only thing that makes me sad for him is that it looks like he died before he got to climax. I was thinking that. But maybe he erupted the same time it erupted. It's very possible. I would love that for him, honestly. I would.

Mother Earth and himself both climax. at the same time. Yeah. Also, interesting way to whack it with a leg up like that, you know? Give it a try. My try as me. Don't talk it's that you tried it. This 2,000-year-old guy might have known something about whacking it than I don't know.

I like the idea of being like I could survive, which I think I could, but I don't know if I'd want to. See, I think that's what, I think Matt likes the challenge of like knowing he could survive. Like I can do it. Yeah. I don't know if I want to. The problem is that Sarah's fucked. Sarah's aft. Oh, bad.

She's not going to be able to get her medication for her kidney transplant anti-rejection medication, you know? So she's got like tops three months, I think. Yeah. Which that's going to be tough for me to deal with, you know? Yeah. So selfishly. I yeah, I think that we both have to go out together. See, yeah.

I think that's the play. Both masturbating. same time or maybe just mid-coital yeah you've been a part too long i know i'm just so used to just going to jerking off yeah such as life um what's going on with you i'm in Nashville chill in it's actually been a lovely week the wet first of all the weather is amazing which is terrifying as much as i love 75 and sunny in february i know it's march second now but it was like that the end of february it's probably not good for the planet or our environment or, you know, our future. So, you know, mixed feelings.

But it's been really nice to ride my horse outside in the sunshine for a few days. Other than that, I'm not really doing anything. All right, sweet. For once. It's kind of nice. What about you? Got a great night's sleep last night. Love that for you.

Dude, my sleep store is insane. I do love the aura. They need to sponsor us because I really do. I do like it too. I wish it was a little bit thinner. It's a little bulky. I got nervous when, did you see how cold people had it like overheat on their finger and then it got stuck because it made their finger swell and then it was stuck on there? No.

I didn't like that. So I took mine off and I haven't put it back on since. I'm scared. All right. You want to start the show? Sure. Is it me? I think so.

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Oh, yeah. I loved it and it's funny because it's like, I mean, I do love like space and aliens for sure. But the style of movie that it is, I don't even really know what you would call it,

but it's not normally my cup of tea. It's not something I would have like probably chosen to watch. However, I do love the cast. Yeah. But I loved it. It was so good.

Matt has been sick and he fell asleep. after like 20 minutes, which was such a bummer, because I feel like he would have loved it. Oh, yeah. I was genuinely surprised at the end. You were? Yeah. Without trying to spoil it for other people,

because I know a lot of people might want to watch it. It's the only thing that I didn't like about the movie. Was the very end? Yeah. Like, I would have liked it to been like, wait, was she or wasn't she? You know, like... I can see that, yeah, for sure.

I think that's more fun than like the weird clothes that they're, you know, like, what are you learning? Yeah. It needed that. It couldn't have ended with her just going to the hospital. hospital. Like, I don't know. Well, yeah, because it does such a great job of making you think that Jesse Plemons is crazy. Totally. You know, and so it's a little bit of like vindication for that character and like all the things that he does. I wish it was a little more ambiguous, but

yeah, very fun. Emma Stone is so good in that. So good. She's great. And so is Jesse. I mean, I hope he wins something for it because he was phenomenal. And also his, his cousin in it is really good. Everyone's great. It was a great, great movie. The only thing that you're like, I don't know if I needed that was the cop who's like,

I know. Like molested him as a kid and you're like, I didn't need that. I don't know if I needed that. I know. And there were parts of it that were like, as I was watching it, I was like,

this is not what I need to be watching before bed. Yeah. But I had to turn on 20 minutes of Grey's anatomy after so I could go to sleep. Oh, that's funny. But yeah, great movie. I loved it. All right. I'm glad you watched it.

I mean, I think that probably we can really quickly rip through the end of traitors. Yeah. Did you love it? Did you love the ending? Did you hate the ending? I mean, I know every, it's so funny that everyone was rooting for Rob. Because he is the villain. He's the villain, you know?

And everyone was fucking rooting for him. And I get it. He played a great game and he sacrificed so much to win it. The one thing I will say is the only thing that made me go, okay, he deserves the money is jumping out of the helicopter. Like, and swimming in the cold water. Like no one else was going to do that. And so I was like, all right, he was the one to do that, which was by far the worst thing they had to do the whole season.

He did it. And so I was like, okay, he does deserve the money. So I'll give him that. But I just so badly wanted Mara to see the fucking light. I really did. I wanted her to, I wanted it to finally fucking click what Tara was saying. I wanted them to be like, you know, hose over bros. And I wanted her at the very end to fucking.

can kick Rob to the curb. I did. And she didn't. Yeah. You know, you sent me the thing that like Mora is like people who are calling me Digmatized. I wasn't Digmatized, which by the way, Mora Brandy called you Digmatized. Uh, specifically, you should get the credit for this. I saw a lot of people steal that line from you, myself included. I think you originally coined the term Digmatized. Yeah, yeah, yeah, years ago. But I did, I brought it back around. Yeah. She was though I mean whether she was romantically attracted to him or not

You were still dick like you can be Digmatized without wanting to fuck somebody You know what I mean? It's just that like just the fucking charm And the fucking delusion And the fucking lies that men tell We can just be dictumatized And she was and I really just so badly

Wanted her to see the light And poor Tara I'm sure Tara is just was so frustrated Like beyond Yeah but in all honesty Tara had no business being that far along in that game. Oh, for sure. She was so bad at it.

And so was Mora. Like what, I tell you, like what Rob did that was so great is that all the people that were left were terrible at the game. Yeah. And so it made it. So it was very easy for him to like mentally tackle everyone. I think Eric's a sweet guy.

He had no idea what was going on. He didn't realize he was a pawn. There was a way where they could, Rob and Eric could have won it together. you know, there wasn't, like, if they had had a little chat and just said, like, we're going to vote more off, like, they would have stayed. But at the end of the day, like, Eric was only a traitor for like, what, a fucking week? If I were Rob, I would be like, no, I've had to do this the whole fucking game. I've had to carry this whole thing and, like, you're not getting the money. So I did agree with cutting Eric off.

The reason why people like it is because we've never really seen a trader, but maybe season one, but like play a really good game from tip to tail, really outsmart everybody. He also did it alone. The whole point of the thing is that the informed minority will always be able to outsmart the uninformed majority. But he just did it by himself, which I thought was pretty interesting. My only complaint about Rob, he's still fucking doing it. I don't know if he wants a reunion, but he's still. I haven't watched it yet. Okay.

Well, he's got a girlfriend. He, like, admits he's got a girlfriend. But then, like, you know, Andy, of course, has got to do his job to be like. Right. But was there a romance? Like, what was going? you know, like, and it seems like Rob still's like, you know, I got to buy her a burkin bag and like. Oh, yeah, I did hear about that.

And you're like, you're still toying with this woman. Haven't you done enough? Didn't you like, stop, stop it. Just be like, I was a piece of shit. I'm sorry. I did it for money instead of like, well, you know, we had something going on then. You know, like, yeah, of course. And it was just like, stop.

Stop doing it. Yeah. He can't help it. He's trash. I mean. The problem is is that he's really handsome. I know.

He's so cool, calm and collected because he's like, I know. I know. Like fucking with snakes and shit. That makes people think that he's stupid. But actually, he's really,

really smart. Mm-hmm. The second anyone's like, I like to play chess, you're like, like you're too smart. Who knows how to play chess? I don't know how.

Either you why. It's like ancient Sanskrit. It's like learning Latin. Who knows how to do this? Great. season though. I mean, he's really set himself up for success. I mean, obviously all these fucking commercials he's doing. It's crazy. But I'm like, get after it. Yeah. Make hay while the sun is shining, my guy. True. Okay, we talked about it a little bit on the front end, but how good is Paradise Season 2?

So, oh my God. Fucking good. So happy. It is giving the last of us a little bit. But I actually, call me crazy. I kind of like it better. I mean, the first season of the, The Last of Us was insanely good. But then The Last of Us got a little something. And this season two of Paradise reminds me a lot of like the last season of The Last of Us. I like this better. The one thing that The Last of Us has that this doesn't have is a unified villain. There is no mushroom people, zombies that are coming after you.

But the girl CIA agent or whatever, love her. Love her. Love to hate her. Love to hate her. I love the origin story of the guy. assassin thing, you know? And like that was such a fun way to end of the episode two where I was like,

oh shit, maybe episode three. I like that. Episode three was kind of all about Sterling K. Brown's plane crash and the kids and that whole situation situation. Yeah, and his knee being hurt. Yeah, yikes. Episode four comes out today.

So Monday, March 2nd. Then episode five is March 9th episode. So it comes out on Mondays. Mondays. It's only eight episodes. Oh. hate when they do that. I watched a show last night that I'm surprised you're not talking to me about all the time.

Oh, tell me. It's called Memory of a Killer. Oh, who's in this? This is Patrick Dempsey? That's right. Matt and I watched, or we turned on the first episode of this and we both fell asleep and we just haven't circled back. Is it great? I don't know.

It's a very fun concept, right? So Patrick Dempsey plays a guy who's living a double life. One is a very simple, normal life. He's got a daughter. His wife has passed away. He sells copiers and printers. And then this other secret life, he plays an assassin. And his boss is the guy from Sopranos, Michael Imperioli.

He's an assassin. He's having to kill people. And then it looks like some mob bosses or whoever he's killed figures out who he is and figure out his other life and stuff starts bleeding into his other life. And then the fun twist is, is that you find out pretty early on that his brother has Alzheimer's

and is in like a memory care facility. And then you start to realize that, oh, Patrick Dempsey also has early onset Alzheimer's not as sharp as he used to be in a profession where you need to be like very, very sharp. Got it. Yeah. How many episodes have been?

Have you watched? I watched two episodes. There's seven out right now. Oh, wow. Yeah, the whole season's out. So worth a watch? Yeah. When hitman Angelo is hit with early onset Alzheimer's,

his worlds collide, putting his family in danger, a fading mind, a violent past, memory of a killer on Hulu and on Fox. Patrick Dempsey's EPing it, which makes me think it's got to be good. Yeah. You know? I love Patrick. Who doesn't? Oh, yeah.

I will say this. Gina Torres plays special agent Linda Grant. Gina Torres was famously in a show called Firefly that I was obsessed with. I never watched that. Oh my God. I freaking loved it. Anyways, Nathan Phillyen was the lead in Firefly. They only had like two seasons, but then like it came back for a movie called Serenity

because like fans like freaked out. And it's looking like it's. it's looking Nathan Philean's dropping these videos where he's like going up to people's doors and like trailers and stuff like movie trailers and stuff and being like you ready and it's all the cast from Firefly I'm thinking Firefly's coming back oh okay speaking of Gray's anatomy cast the haughty that plays Dr. Gray's new hubby in Gray's Scott Speedman so I had a YFTier DM me and say we no longer have to watch Gray's Anatomy to say we no longer have to watch Gray's anatomy to say, see Scott Speedman because he has his own show coming out on, I think, network TV. So anybody's still watching Gray's for the new McSteamy, McDreamy. We need to get on this new show. It's called RJ Decker, new ABC crime drama, starring Scott Speedman as a disgraced ex-con and former photographer who becomes a private investigator in South Florida.

Oh, it's based on a book. Ex-con photographer, RJ Decker, becomes a PI. in South Florida, solving strange cases with help from his journalist X, her cop wife, and an enigmatic woman from his past who may help or destroy him. R.J. Decker, private eye, public mess on ABC and Hulu. Sounds good. Starting yesterday, if you're listening to this on Wednesday. Well, I'm going to be watching that this week because I love me some Scott Speedman.

Yeah. And then, you know, what other show just aired last night that I had, haven't had time to watch yet is the new Yellowstone spinoff around Casey Dutton's character. I think it's called, I think it's called Marshalls. Okay. Show name. Obviously, like, love a Yellowstone, love Casey Dutton, but my friend Ariel is actually in the show, too. So I'm excited to watch that.

Everyone's saying it's like much different than Yellowstone. That's not like a continued Yellowstone. Like, it really is its own totally different show. So I'm excited about that. Ex-Navy seal, Casey Dutton leaves Yellowstone Ranch to join U.S. Marshals. using his cowboy and military skills to fight crime in Montana while dealing with the family ties and the mental toll of law enforcement.

Marshalls on CBS and Paramount Plus. He's a Navy SEAL? I didn't know that was part of his storyline. Yeah. Well, he killed a lot of people, didn't he? And he'd take a lot of people to train. Yeah. You didn't, you don't remember that? That was a big part of like, he had like PTSD and shit from it, you know? I got to be honest with you. I watched like three episodes and was like,

this isn't for me. Oh, well. I mean, I get it. I get what people like it, but it's not for me. Okay. It's fine. Just a soap opera. What it is?

With horses and guns. You. Why aren't you watching Days of Our Lives or like general hospital or like as the world turns? Because you love soap operas. I mean, Gray's Anatomy is a soap opera. I'm watching that. Mother fucking soap opera, dude.

Yellowstone is a soap opera. Everyone loves a soap. You're like a middle aged married woman with kids. You like sit down. Yes. minus the kids. You're like doing laundry in the middle of the day and being like, Jack, I can't believe you would do that.

Samantha. Yes, the difference is I don't watch TV during the day. You got to start getting on soap opera. Just watch one just to see like how long it takes before you get hooked. I mean, when I was a kid, my mom had them on all day every day. Like they were playing in the background of whatever we were doing all day every day. Yeah, my family's soap opera. My mom and my sisters loved like sands through the hourglass.

so are the days of our lives. And by the way, I'm 41. I remember being a child. There's a guy named Jack on the show. That motherfucker is still on the show. I don't even know how it's still a lot. You dude, okay, hold on. I think his name was Jack.

There was also hope. God, I remember everyone's name. Okay, hold on. Wow. So you love a soap, apparently. It was just like something that like I had to watch. Had to. Well, because it was like, yeah, I had to.

What did I say his name was? Jack? John. John. He left the show in 2024. Hmm. He left. Hope.

Hope's still on it. I had a crush on Hope. Allison Sweeney's still on it. She started in 1987. That's the year I was born. Hope started the show in 1983, the year before I was born. Dr. Marlena Evans is still on the show.

She started the show in 19. I mean, the thing is, you got to give credit or credit to do. It's solid work. It's consistent pay. It's, you know, reliability. I mean, shit. If I got offered a role and I could do it for my whole life, I'd probably do it. Susan Seaforth Hay started the show in 1968.

She's been in 3,061 episodes. Wow. That's a lot. Holy shit. John Black. Drake Hogston. 4,298 episodes. Dr. Marlana Evans, 5,354 episodes of television.

I have a question. Does this show still air on network TV during the day? Peacock. I think it's on NBC as well. You know, I do the Traders podcast, but obviously Traders is over. So now we're having to pivot into a new thing to watch and like recap. Okay. So I watch Survivor 50.

Really? Yes. I've never seen Survivor. I watched like the first season when like everyone was watching it, you know, when Richard Hatch won, a big gay man who never wore any clothes. No, I didn't. I didn't watch that. He was a fantastic winner.

We had him on the first episode and he was great. Anyway, so but we're watching Survivor 50. I got to say, it's pretty fun. Really? I'm enjoying it. Now the first episode was three hours. I didn't need that. Holy shit.

I know. So yeah, let's all the exposition of like these, these are the people that we're bringing back and this is like, you know,

like the little intro package and, oh, anyways. No, that's too much. Too much, dude.

Too fucking much. Well, I think that Matt would like Survivor. He probably would. Yeah. That might be something you guys get on. Yeah.

If we're desperate. I'll tell you who's on it who looks amazing. Mike White. He's on it? Yeah, he was on a season years ago. And then,

And, of course, you know, he's the guy who makes White Lotus. Yep. So he's back on it this year. He takes his shirt off, A-Pack. Really? Mike White got ready for this one. He's ripped? Ripped, shredded.

Now is his skin translucent? Yes, it is. I mean, he lives up to his name for sure. You're in Fiji now, Mike. Let's get a tan, huh, bud? True. Let's oil up this six-pack, that eight-pack. But anyways, he looks great.

And also, like, everyone's fawning over him, because obviously, everyone wants to be on like the next white lotus which i get anyone who's a showrunner and a writer you know they're fucking smart they're schemers you could just see like in some of us early interviews i'm like this guy's gonna go far anyways that's fun okay yeah that can be fun yeah you know what i finally watched last night that i've been dying to see what's that the housemaid oh what's that about do you know about this one i don't think so it was in theaters it's finally out for rent on amazon prime is where i watched it last night it is The Amanda Seifred Sidney-Sweeney movie that everybody was talking about when it was in theaters.

It did crazy numbers. Everyone said it's been Sydney-Sweeney's best film numbers to date, essentially. Great cast. Obviously, I love both those girls so much. And then my guy, Brandon Skinnar, it plays The Husband. This was a book that everyone loved. It's been turned into a film. So, you know, cult following for sure.

But read the synopsis and I'll tell you about it. A struggling young woman is relieved by the chance for a fresh start as a maid for a wealthy couple. Soon she discovers that the family secrets are far more dangerous than her own. The housemaid. Soaring Amanda Seed, Sideford, Sidney, Sidney, Sidney, Sidney, Sidney, Scalinar. Scalarner, Scalini. Sclanar.

Spallonar. Well, Paul Fogg directed it. It's pretty good. I mean, I didn't read the book. And I did that on purpose. because I tend, if I've read the book, I tend to not like the movie, especially something like this,

where it's like a little bit of a, not thriller, but like suspense, whatever. And so if I, I feel like if I was watching this and I knew what was coming, it definitely would have been very boring because I already was kind of ahead of the curve on some of the twists and things. Very good, great cast.

Sydney's good in it. My thing about, I love Sydney Sweeney, but I do feel like she tends to kind of play the same character and everything she's in. Like, it's hard. there's not a whole lot of differentiation for me with her, but it worked well for this role. Yeah, it's good, you know?

It's bloody, definitely suspenseful, and there's some twists and turns, and everyone in it's gorgeous, and it's a great watch. I loved it. Amazing. Matt hated the ending. Oh, okay.

Hated it. Very cheesy. Sometimes you hate an ending, but you can still like it. I think he liked the movie. I don't think he loved the movie. I think he liked it, but he was like the ending was just so cheesy.

Yeah. Where did you watch this? I remember on Prime. I had to rent it. Oh, you did? Yeah. Was it like a $4.99 rent? Oh, it was like $15.

Yeah, okay. Yeah. But, you know, I would have paid that to see it in the theater, so I paid it. Yeah. There's a big movie out right now. You should have it. You can watch it at home, but like, or $100 or something like that. So like you have friends over and be like, let's watch the new Dune, but I don't want to go to freaking starlight.

I know. Because that would be cheaper anyway. Movies, everything's so expensive these days. Movies used to, that used to be like what you do because you were poor kid, you know? Yeah. You'd be like, I can go, we can go to the matinee. It's $4. Now it's like 20 bucks to go.

And then if you get any food and then it's, you know, this whole thing. And it's all of a sudden you're like, I spent $50 by myself and I brought someone. So that's $100. It's crazy. But you won't know why these kids aren't drinking anymore. It's not because there's weed. It's not because they're health conscious. It's because I went to a golf tournament the other day where beers were $24.

A beer. Dude, a beer should be $2. Yeah, yeah. You should say, here's a $5 bill. I'm taking two beers and you have a $1 tip. Like, what do we? No wonder people aren't drinking. They're like, fuck that.

The wine, all the alcohol brands right now are freaking out because like it's way down and drinking. And it's like, yeah, that's because it's so expensive now. Yeah, everything's expensive. Flights have, they were already expensive last year. I feel like flights were out of control, and I swear to God, every flight I've booked this year has tripled in price. Yeah. It's fucking nuts.

Crazy. Absolutely. Chrissy. Remember that show, Hijack with Idris Elba? I do. And it's been glaring at me on Apple TV that there's a season two, but I just can't bring myself to watch it for some reason. I'm very uninterested. And I don't understand how they can make a season two.

Sam Nelson, a master negotiator, faces a series of life or death situations. situations where his skills of persuasion are his only means of survival. Hijack. Who can you trust when it's all on the line? Because the first one, it was a hijack in an airplane. And he like figures out a way to kind of negotiate and get everyone on the ground safely and whatever. This one takes place in a train. And what is?

It's just the same fucking show, but on a train? In the end of the first one, Sam Nelson, he's the one who hijacks. the train. Why? We don't know. But have the roles reverse? Is he actually a bad guy? Or is he doing this for altruistic reasons?

Who knows? We shall see hijack on Apple TV Plus. Have you started it? Yeah. I watched the first episode last night. It's very good. Is it? Yeah.

I love the first season too. Like I was all in. I did too. Yeah. So it's fun. I did too. The first episode is a little keeps you off kilter because you're like, what's going on?

You know, like, who's the bad guy? Who's, you know, like, roles haven't been really set. You don't really find out what's going on until the end of the episode. But, yeah, I was into it. Yeah. All right, we'll watch it. I started watching this movie called The Astronaut.

Who's in that? Kate Mara and Lawrence Fishburn. I think I've watched this preview several times and always thought it looks really bad. I got a little scared. I got to be honest with you. What? What do you mean?

What are you mean? What are you mean? When an astronaut crash lands back to Earth, a general places her in quarantine for rehabilitation and testing. As disturbing events unfold, she fears that something extraterrestrial has followed her home, the astronaut. So Kate Mara is the astronaut. She crash lands back on Earth and she's still alive, but something hit her spaceship as she was coming back in to orbit. So then they put her in quarantine, they put her in like this nice. house and they're just like you gotta stay over stay there and run tests on you and everything and

all of a sudden start spooky things start happening and she also gets like crazy headaches and nosebleeds and all this stuff wait i feel like this sounds i'm confused what wasn't there a show so similar to this forever ago that we watched and and there was like a little girl in it that was like it was kind of her ghost you thought it was her ghost appearing but it's really her in a different dimension what show is that oh that's interstellar it was um that's interstellar it was um that's interstellar No. Okay, keep talking. I'm going to look it up and then I find it. I thought it was like an alien like space movie. No, it's a psychological horror.

It's a psychological thriller. It's spooky. And I only was able to watch like the first 20 minutes. And then I was like, you know what I'm going to put on. It's that scary? It's just what was I was all alone and all of a sudden. It's like a lot of like you hear noises outside and then she'd go outside and she'd see something like run, run across. And I was like, at night when you're all alone, I was like, I don't know. about that, you know?

Interesting. Okay, Constellation was the show I'm thinking. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember that one? It's Numi Repace, is the actress in that, and she goes to space, and then something happens on the space station, and she comes back and, like, weird shit starts happening. That was a great show. I liked that show. Yeah, Joe returns to Earth after a disaster in space and discovers that there are missing pieces of our life, so she sets out to expose the truth about the hidden secrets of space travel and recover what she is lost. Yeah, she was in the first girl with a dragon tattoo and then they

remade it with Kate Mara or Rooney Mara. One of the Maras. Sounds similar, but you're the one with the one you're talking about. Sounds like it's much more of like a horror thing and I don't, I don't need that. Definitely. That's all I got. Okay. I do have some Musax though. Oh, really? Okay. I got one too, actually. Do you? Okay, so I want to be on the front end of saying this. don't want to listen to AI music. Oh. I want to be on the front end saying this. I think that we should vote to say that AI shouldn't be allowed to do any jobs that are creative jobs.

I don't think AI should be able to write scripts. I don't think AI should be able to write books. I don't think AI should be able to make music because that's all the cool shit we get to do as humans. I need AI to do this stuff that I don't want to do. Figure out my fucking taxes, all right? I want you to tell me what to invest in, I guess. I don't know. I want you to do the dishes.

I mean, be a robot. But anyways, I listened. I heard the song and I was like, this is a banger. And then I realized it's AI. Oh, no. I know. But I want to play it for you and see what you think. Okay.

Live stream or an HD light. Common sex and pick a side. Drones like stars in daylight sky. And no one really asking why. an arm and old proxy kings and shadows on every headline engineered and every true god day it you love it it's good it's fucking the vocal sounds i mean i guess because i know i knew ahead of time but the vocal does sound manufactured it sounds like it was it a4 a 14 the song for sopranos

yeah I mean, it's the same one. And I always said you be there. Chosen ones. Live, stream, war and HD light, calm and sex and big a side. Drones like stars and daylight sky. Anyways.

You said you got a song? I do have a song. Can you play it? What is it? All right. This song is by my friend, Chelsea Linkus. Chelsea and I've been friends for years. And Chelsea, she, like, did music back in the day.

and she's always been so she's such a great songwriter has such a great voice she got married had a kid and now she's kind of back this is like her first release of music in a long time and it's such a smash it's such a catchy song it's literally been stuck in my head for days i saw this on social media the video looks very cool too yeah and she just like Chelsea is just so creative and so cool and everything she does is so effortless and she's just great I mean I think she just literally like went downtown and had someone follow her around with the camera and made a cool video it's just she just is rad

Chelsea Lankas how many times I got one more song for us okay I wish money gave you cancer I wish love made you live a long, long time.

I wish drugs were healthy. I wish dogs I wish dogs could never die. That was nice. Isn't that nice? Yeah. I like that one.

All right, that's all I got. You got any more foster dogs in your future? Thinking about it. I don't know. We'll see. We'll see. I've got to go talk to my friends over at Wax and Locks, okay? Okay, okay.

Send me one of your dogs. Gladly. You got plenty of them. You got too many. All right. What are you got coming up? Going to Canada. Oh, how about that, eh?

Not this weekend, but next weekend. Speaking of Canada. Yes. Canada is losing to us in the gold medal hockey game, right? Like, Canadians were so upset. Pissed. And everyone was like just loving on the Americans. And then fucking Donald Trump calls them in the locker room and is like,

we got to invite the girls too. And they all laugh. And all of a sudden they're all just like, everyone's like, fuck you guys. That was the quickest, the fastest I've ever seen anyone go from high to low. It was immediately they were like, you're the greatest thing in the world. Fuck you. That was amazing.

Also, listen, I get it like, there's a part of me that's like, okay, he's just making a joke, whatever. But also, you can tell someone's sense of humor about what they laugh at. All right. I'd have been like, I want the chicks to be out here too. I want to hang out with them. Anyway, so you're going to be Canada.

I'm going to go to Canada. Yeah. I love Canada. I really do. I do too. It's the best. It's fucking beautiful. Everyone's so nice.

I know. I don't love going in and out of the airports. It's a pain of my ass. But other than that. Where are you going to Canada? I'm going to Calgary. Okay. On March 13th and 14th,

I will be playing at, I think it's Blue Nightclub, B-L-E-U, Blue. playing Blue Nightclub on the 13th. And then on the 14th, I'm going up to the Banff Ski Resort and playing an Opry, like, Midday set, like, Opry Ski thing on the Mountain, which should be super cool. Oh, yeah. Super excited about that.

And I think it's St. Patrick's Day weekend. That sounds right. So hopefully people are out and ready to party, you know? Hell yeah. Yeah. I don't really have anything going on to speak of, but I do something that annoys me and I wanted to play it really quickly. Oh, please, please do.

Okay, do you know who McKenna Grace is? Yes. So she's going to be like in the next Scooby-Doo. I saw her do an interview where she was like, oh, jeepers. She actually said jeepers, which fucked me up. Anyways, I think that she is lovely. She's so cute. She's beautiful.

She's a very good actress. But I saw this interview and I hated everything about it. Okay? Oh. No judgment. I've never had pepperoni on my pizza. I've never had pepperoni pizza. How could how have you avoided pepperoni pizza?

There's other toppings too. Onions, olives, mushrooms. Is this a safe place to admit another thing? I've never had a chicken wing. You've never had a chicken wing? No. Really? No, God, Stevie, I haven't.

It's not that there's no desire. It's just like I've also never tried a burger. So it's not that there's no desire for these things. It just feels like, I want it to be the right burger. We need to curate the perfect, just like weak where we go to all these restaurants. In our opinion, you have your first chicken wing, first pepperoni pizza, first burger, and then first horse steak. I don't know about that.

And we film it all. I was with her up until burger. Yeah, okay, so I guess she is a vegetarian, sounds like. Okay, that makes sense. That's what I'm gathering from that. But she was like, but it seems like, sounds like she's open to it. Like so she has, maybe she's vegan too, and that's why she doesn't have pizza because it's cheese. I don't know.

Well, it sounded like she's maybe had pizza, but it's not pepperoni's. Like, for me, truthfully, I never had pepperoni pizza until like maybe three years ago. Okay. And then she's never had. Because I've just always been a cheese pizza girly. Yeah.

And I've also never had a chicken wing with the bone in there. Oh, there's only eat boneless wings. There's so much better with the bone in. No. No. It's not even up for debate. Oh, okay. Well, I don't want to, I don't want the bone.

I don't need to see it. I don't need to accidentally hit it with my teeth. I don't need any of that. Okay. But what's annoying about this video is it seems like she's open to it. She says something to the effect of like, I've never had a burger either, but I want to wait for the right time to do it.

Like she's saving herself for marriage. Or like the best burgers. Yeah. That's, hey, McKenna Grace, they're all fucking good. The worst burger is still pretty good. You know? Yeah. Single cheeseburger from McDonald's.

That might be the worst one. Still delicious. I wouldn't suggest that one. I know, but it's still delicious. Delicious. If you're going fast food burger, In-N-Out is probably the one. I mean, I heard that In-N-N-Out's coming to Tennessee. It is.

And apparently, the woman that owns In-N-N-Out is building a fucking 40,000 square-foot house, like 10 minutes from me. Oh. Your names? Yeah. Can you go knock on their door and say, hey, can we figure out the fucking fries, guys? You know what the key is for the fries. What? Ask for extra well-done.

Extra-crispy, I know. Extra-well-done fries. Please make some big done. difference. Mm, all right. Huge difference, if you will. There you go. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, In and Up is the best fast food burger, and it's like not even close. And like every Texan who's like, water burger is better. Shut up. Water burger's terrible in comparison. Right. Yeah. In comparison, terrible. I'll die on that hill.

But anyways, McKenna Grace, this isn't like you're too skinny, but eat a cheeseburger. Okay? Do it. Yeah. Delicious. Or, and you can also do like, they've got. fake burgers, you know? Like they've got the impossible meat and they've got like the...

Those aren't great for you, I don't think. I know, but if you are if you don't want to eat meat, okay, I understand that and I can applaud that, but you can still get the sensation of like what's happening. Also, one of my favorite things, portobello, marinated in some like soy sauce and some ginger and some garlic and then you grill that up. It tastes like a burger too. It's delicious. All right.

Are we done here? I think so. All right, wife tears. Well, see you later. See you later. Okay, bye. Bye.