Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Aliens Are Coming, Wells' Dark Phase & The Invention of Cheese

Episode Date: June 10, 2026

Wells is entering a dark phase and no, not emotionally (well, maybe) and Brandi woke up with what can only be described as a broken hip. Oh, and the Aliens are coming!  After Wells attended a sneak preview of Steven Spielberg's new movie, Disclosure Day, he has some THOUGHTS. Is Spielberg a government psyop slowly preparing us for alien contact? He thinks yes. Then, your favorite hosts bond over the undeniable greatness of cheese which leads them to ranking their favorites, debating the best burger cheeses and some how they end up at Doritos dipped in cottage cheese... It's not YFT without a few tangents! And, of course, they provide their thoughts on their favorite things this week, including: (12:39) Disclosure Day (Wells got a sneak peak!) (16:24) Girl on the Train (17:18) Office Romance (19:50) Cape Fear(24:28) Good Girls Guide to Murder (25:54) Famous by Blake Crouch (spoiler alert!) (33:47) Obsession DM us on Instagram and tell us your favorite cheese! Love ya, Fam!  Thank you to our awesome sponsors:   BetterHelp: You don’t have to say yes to everything this summer. Find support in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/yft.  First Leaf: Stop settling for wines that don't quite hit the mark. Head to TryFirstleaf.com/YFT to sign up and you'll get 50% OFF your first box PLUS free shipping for an entire year.  Hers: Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/yft to get personalized, affordable care that gets you.  Quince: Go to Quince.com/yft for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too!  Skims: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at http://www.skims.com/ #skimspartnerZazzle: Right now, save 25% on your first order at Zazzle.com. Zenni: Go to zenni.com/podcast and use code PODCAST15 for off your first order. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation. We're having a Corona. You know, yes, we're having a Corona. It's, I deserve it. All right, it's been a long day. Five o'clock where I am. Yeah, it's 32 where I am. Yeah.

But I deserve, and I haven't really been drinking. I've been drinking a lot of NA beers recently. What is that? Non-alcoholic beers. Oh, non-alcoholic. The non-alcoholic corona. Fantastic, by the way. Really?

Yeah. Dom drinks the non-alcoholic hynicans. Those ones are okay. The 0.0s, those are pretty good. Athletic makes a good one. I tell you what, it's the hack. And here's the thing that's funny about drinking N.A. beers.

This weekend, I was like, I want to watch golf and drink a beer, but I don't want to be hungover or drunk, you know? Yeah. I started drinking N.A. beers, and I probably had three of them, you know? Okay. I could have sworn I got drunk. I was like, I feel good.

And that's what placebo does to you. Yeah. Totally makes you believe that like, I'm feeling good. And then I went to, I went to my buddy Dan's party, but he lives out in Silver Lake. So it was a far drive and I didn't want to Uber it. So I drove there, but then I was like, I can't drink. So then I just drink non-alcoholic beers.

Had a great time? Fantastic time. Here's what happens when you stop drinking at parties. Tell me. You leave after two hours. You've done everything you can do. Yeah. Even two hours, I feel like, would be hard for me.

Yeah. I went to Joey and Kelsey's engagement party, which was so fun. And they're the cutest ever. And I got to meet all her friends. She's from Louisiana. So all our friends went to LSU. So then they found out I went to Ole Miss. And then obviously that was a cool thing.

And they were like, you had a crawfish. I said you went to, you had a crawfish boy? Who are you? And I'm like, don't worry about me. I got you. You can come on over to my house next year. But I did the same thing where I was like, let me get an N.A. beer.

And he's had a couple N.A. beers. Wow. I, you know, shook babies, kissed hands, gave my gift to, gift to, give to them. Out of there, baby. That's the way to do it. There's that old Seinfeld thing where George is like, you know, once I tell a good joke, like I have to leave lunch.

Like, all right, you guys have been great. I am out of here. And like I feel like that's what drinking non-alcoholic beers do for you at a party. You go in there. You say a couple funny things. You see everybody. You give some hugs. And then you are in bed watching Widows Bay.

at 9.30. I mean, that's the dream. That's what getting old is. I mean, we've been talking about this a lot, but I did some pressure washing the other day. Not because I needed anything cleaned because I needed some stress to be relieved. And then...

You want to come stress relief at my house? Oh, yeah. Plenty you can pressure wash. Hung some market lights for our little patio thing. Cafe lights. Yeah, market lights. Cafe lights. Yeah.

What's going on to? get me fucking started. Okay. I'm getting old. Oh, well, I'm older than you, but okay. Guess what fucking happened to me? Metapause. I fear that's not far for me, but no, not that. Okay. But I feel like it's not far. I woke up with what feels like a broken hip. And I am not being traumatic. What'd you do?

I, not, this is a thing. I didn't do anything. Did Matt do it to you? No, I fucking wish. it was raining the smart thing. You know how old people say, like, I can tell when it's raining because my joints hurt or like... Yeah, but that's usually when they have like an injury. Well, all I know is I woke up, it's raining,

and all of a sudden my hip is fucking broken. Like, I'm limping. It's that bad. Oh. It's fucked. That's where I was, and I'm so sorry I didn't text you, but I went into see basically like a physical therapist.

Oh, yeah. Because I don't fucking know what to do. Like, I tried stretching this morning. I think it made it worse. I took a hot bath and eb some salt. That didn't really help. I went for a walk thinking like movement would help and it kind of felt worse.

Like I was like, fuck, I think I really hurt myself here. But they said they think it's just like a tight muscle. I'm like, I don't, I don't know. They were like, there's this muscle that wraps from the front of your hip all the way into your glute. And they were like, I think it's just really tight. And I'm like, I don't know. And then I showed them my knee, specifically the right one. It's just like a whole right leg has gone to absolute shit.

and my knee like crackles, like like rice Krispies when I walk. And I was like, what about that? And they were like, I mean, you're almost 40. Mm-hmm. That's fucked. Yeah. Yeah, you're hip. That's what I've been dealing with.

Jeez, Luis. Well, fucking not great. You know what you should do. Please tell me. You should power wash some shit. I was thinking I should take a trip to Tijuana and get some stem cells in there. Yeah, stem cell it up. Right?

Yeah. I feel like that's the play for joints. It's like flood it with stem cells. Yeah, let's just get all the stem cells in there. Yeah. Let's go to Mexico. Take out my blood. Let's spin it around in some sort of...

I don't even want my blood. I want some like 15-year-old's blood. Yes. That's what you need. That's what I want. This is the Hollywood elites who are drinking like adrenachrome from babies. This is what you need.

My blood's clearly no good. It's not cutting it. Speaking of, I saw this the other day. One of my problems is that I kind of have a weak jaw, right? Not really. Not really, but I mean, it's not as, it's not as chiseled as I would like it to be. I don't think it's that your jaw is not chiseled.

I think it's that gravity as we age kind of like takes over the skin situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyways. You just need a little like, you know what you need. You need a little nefertiti necklift. I don't know what that is. Yes, we talked about this. It's the Botox necklix up there.

Okay, I will go do that. I think you might like that. I will go do that. I have no problem doing that. Anyways, I saw this TikTok their day. And it was this woman getting her hair cut, and she was wearing like a light-colored shirt, and her barber was like,

let me just show you in the mirror. So she's wearing like a light-colored shirt, and her chin looks like shit, okay? Oh, okay. And then he puts black, so I'm going to show you. So like, okay? Well, of course if you do that, you're like shit.

But then hold on. Once I do this, it darkens up this thing right here. I think I got, I can't wear light colored shirts ever again. That's not good because your aesthetic was kind of going that way. I know. I think I got to go dark though. Ooh. Maybe dark blues. Yeah.

No more baby blues. We got to go dark blues. Because yeah, it makes it so much darker than. It gives you like a little shadow. Yes. See how's darker? You're not wrong. Yeah.

I know. And once I. saw that, I was like, Jesus, I've been doing this wrong the entire time. So anyways, we're entering into a dark phase for... Okay. But I'm gonna go get that Botox in my... Is it expensive? It's a little pricey because you need a lot because the neck muscles are so strong.

So it locks those things in? Yeah, it makes it like, you know? Like, what are we talking? Are we talking $1,000? No, not even. Oh, $500? In your neck. Maybe like $400 for just the neck.

Oh, I'm going to do this. I feel. Yeah, you should try it. Anyways, so that's my beauty tip for everyone out there is that maybe you're wearing the wrong shirt color and you need to go darker if you want to have a more chiseled and defined jawline. Yeah, I can also teach you how to contour if you're interested. No, it's so funny, though, when I hosted the red carpet for the Grammys,

they did some contouring, and God, did I look good. I bet. You know? The magic of a good contour. I know. I'm out here just like running five miles a day, just trying to keep it tight. Now I'm finding out that you guys are all just Botoxic and contouring.

Oh, yeah. Also, the running probably makes the gravity worse. Probably so, yeah, yeah. It's very true. Yeah. I'll tell you what, it's definitely fucking up your joints. Yeah, but you don't even run and your fucking hips messed up. Mine's fine. I went on a run today. I just got back, actually. I'm broken. You'll be fine. God, I hope so, because it is not nice.

All those years I'm making fun of my mom when her bat goes out. And here I am with a broken hip. You do not want to get to the point of the back going out thing. That does suck. That's a scary thing. I know. When my mom does it, like, she can't even move. What's crazy is you'll just move like one weird way.

And then all of a sudden you're like, oh, no. And you're just like, oh, and then it like spreads all over your, you're like, oh. Oh, it's the worst. I don't want that. I'm going straight to Mexico. To get the blood transfusion? Yeah. Look at the adrenochrome.

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need all the baby's adrenaline. I do. All right. What a weird start to it. show. Do you want to get going with it? Yeah, I think it's you. Bros and Hose, you're listening to Your Favorite Thing Podcast with Wells and Brandy.

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I truly do, maybe. I mean, there's a chance. Maybe it's from riding horses. Here's what's weird. I haven't been riding for like the last three weeks because stars having a lime flare. So I can't ride her. And it's because that's what I would have thought. But sometimes I feel like the lack of moving is what makes me hurt more.

So maybe because I'm not riding, my muscles are seizing. I don't know. But I haven't been riding. So that ain't it. And I wasn't riding Matt. He was out of town last weekend. Mm-hmm. So, all right.

Just not doing enough, I guess. You know what we went and did the other day? Tell me. We went to a sneak preview of a new movie. Really? How'd you get mine into that? I don't know. My manager was like, do you want to go to this? And I was like, actually, I do.

That's sick. And it was at City Walk. Oh. Which, by the way, not for nothing. But going to Citywalk is very enjoyable. It is. It's like, kind of like going to amusement park. Well, there is an amusement park there.

For sure. It's like, I mean, it's just like the shopping center at the music part. You're not going on the rides, but you're just like seeing all the stuff. We went to this like chocolatarium place for like an early dinner. Mm-hmm. Can we just talk about chain restaurants? They are like starting to die off and it's not good because they... I think it is good.

They are... You do? I do. I don't think they're good for us. I don't think so either, but like a chilies and applebees? Have you ever had a bad meal at a chilies or an applebees? I haven't been to either one. of those in over 15 years.

Okay, but really? Probably, yeah. Bleedest over here. The drinks are like sugary or whatever, but like, who cares about that? Which one did you go to? I was more of a Chili's guy. Oh, but did you go to one at Universal? Is this where this is going?

No, I went to this chocolate Emporium thing, but they have like, but it was like Chili's food is there as well. Anyways, it was so good. I mean, it wasn't great. It wasn't like a five-star meal, you know, wasn't like a James Beard-Worn winning Michelin-Star situation. But, dude, we split the burger and a salad. By the way, I would say one of the main perks of getting married is always having someone

where you can be like, okay, let's order one kind of naughty thing. And then one healthy thing and then we'll split it. Yeah, that's true. My problem is that Matt needs like at least one and a half servings of things. Oh, yeah. It's normally like he orders something, I order something, and then, he eats all of his and half of mine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's great for FarmBod.

It is. Yeah. And I always feel bad wasting food, so at least I never have to do that. I thought you were going to tell me you went to Saddle Ranch. Is that still at CityWalk? I don't know. We won't... With the mechanical bull? I don't know. We almost went to Margaritaville. Oh, yeah, that one's there too. Miley and I used to go to Citywalk all the fucking time back in the day. Honestly, Noah, too. I think I took Noah to that theater to see the One Direction movie when it came out.

But we used to go constantly. It was like the... hang. Everyone out there listening being like, I don't know what this is. So it is like the mall that's attached to Universal Studios effectively. The only problem is, is the parking is insane.

It was $40 to park there. Oh yeah, it's nuts. What are we doing here, guys? Like it costs more to go to park than like the movie was. That shouldn't be the case. No, it shouldn't. Did you pay to see this movie?

No, anyway. So they invited me to a special screening and we went and saw the new Stephen Spielberg film Disclosure Day. Oh, what's that about? Aliens. Of course it is. That's why I was like, yes, I want to go see.

I've been seeing the things for it. I'm like, yes, I want to go see it. If you found out you weren't alone, if someone showed you, proved it to you, would that frighten you? Disclosure Day, written and directed by Steven Spielberg, starring Emily Blunt, Josh O'Connor, and Colin Firth. Huge cast. So it's all about like the moment that it's finally revealed to the human society that aliens are real and we're not alone.

Okay. That's what it's all about. Because I think I'm not supposed to talk about a whole lot about it. But I will, yeah, it's not out yet. It comes out June 12th. That's probably true. But they asked me not the same thing. Anyways, this is what I would say.

This is what I would say. Okay. I'm pretty sure that Steven Spielberg. Okay. So this is a little conspiracy theory, but whatever. I'm pretty sure that Stephen Spielberg is like a sci-out for the government in terms of alien. He has been making alien movies since the beginning, dude, E.T. For the Worlds.

Oh, good one. Close encounters of the third kind. And now he's done Disclosure Day. And here's what I think, okay, Brandy, I think. Okay. This movie was made by Steven Spielberg under the direction of the U.S. government saying, Hey man, we need you to make a movie getting people kind of ready for something that's going to be. We're going to have to disclose soon.

All right. So we want people to start feeling good about it, you know? So like to make us comfortable with the aliens? Yes. Yes. And what's crazy though is because I'm such an alien UFO nut, Steven Spielberg is using a lot of the released files from the government in this film. Really?

Oh, yes. And stories that have been. released about aliens for the government release files are in this as well. Very fun. Is it great? I don't know if I would say it's his greatest movie, you know, like Steven Spielberg's made some freaking amazing. Schindler's list, you know, like Jaws, Indiana Jones.

It's very fun. It's a big movie. Do you know what edging is? No. It's like a sexual term that like you get kind of like right to climaxing and then like you stop and then like you. It's, it's suck. The movie was at the edge of your seat being like,

come on, do it, do it. You're like, I'm getting edged, you know. Interesting. But Emily Blunt's fantastic. Yeah. Okay, I love her. So anyways, you got to go see it, though. Disclosure Day.

Okay. Do you need to see it in theaters or can I, like, wait? I would watch it in theaters because he filmed it on IMAX, so it's beautiful. And it's all lens flares and everything. And I would show out the. extra couple of shekels to go see it at an iMacs if you could okay all right yeah go check it out speaking of not space but you know silo's new season is about to come out i know i saw the trailer for it last night i can't fucking wait i love that i don't even remember what happened in the last

one i remember she was like in the water a lot she was like trying to get something out yeah well she was in the other silo and the whole last season yeah yeah with the she left her silo went and then went to this other silo and then there was that fucking nuts guy that was a frigging psychopath and she was in that silo. But now I think she's going to go back to her silo, right? She's going to go silo it up at the first silo. Yeah, I think this will be better if we're back in the OG silo. Yeah.

Speaking of Rebecca Ferguson, dude, you know what we watched you other night that I had totally forgotten about? What? Girl on the train? Speaking of Emily Blunt and Rebecca Ferguson. Rebecca Ferguson's in that? Oh, why do I not really remember that? That's her. Because it was before I think she kind of popped.

Popped, yeah. Yeah. I should go back and watch that. First of all, I read the book. And I, of course, I did too. And I'm like, I don't know if I remember. Because I like, girl in the train and gone girl and like. Yeah, they're all like.

You know, the last thing he told me. It's all the same fucking thing. So anyways, we put it on and Sarah was like, do you remember this? And I was like, not at all. And then I was like, this is just a movie about Emily Blump being drunk the entire time. And then about halfway through, I remembered. Okay, I know who the killer is. I got it.

But it was still, that movie holds up. Very fun. Does it? Yeah. I should rewatch that one. You should. I loved that book when it was out. Yeah.

Quite the departure from a Spielberg film, but I watched the new J-Lo movie on Netflix. Oh my God. Tell me everything. Can you look up what it's called? Because I can't remember. And your boy from that show I hates in it. Ted Lasso. Jason Sudecas?

Oh, this romance. Brett Goldstein. It's hilarious to me. They couldn't come up with a better fucking title. Office romance. Jackie, president and CEO of Air Cruise, runs a tight ship in her business, including a rigid anti-frattenization policy

for all her employees, which is severely tested when a sexy new lawyer begins working for her. It's a tale is oldest time, baby. So Jennifer Lopez fucks Brett Goldstein. Let me guess. That's the end of it. Is there anything better than a forbidden romance?

There's not. There's just not. Yeah. Listen, is this movie terrible? Yes. Did I absolutely love it? Yes. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. You know, it's just like, you know it's going to be bad. But it's just so good. Like, who doesn't love that type of rom-com? I will say also, it was very funny. Was it? And there was like one scene in it. I don't want to run it for you guys,

but there's a scene towards the end that like they just really went for. And I was just very shocked by. Was sexy? Not quite. I think just watch it. Okay. And let me go. Also, Jalo, like, talk about someone that is fucking drinking 15-year-old's blood.

Oh, yeah. She is in a swimsuit in one of these scenes. She looks fucking amazing. She literally has the body of a 29-year-old. What's going on? What's going on with us? I don't get it. She looks amazing.

It's out of control. Do you think she, like, Mark Wahlberg's it where she, like, goes to bed at, like, five in the afternoon and wakes up at, like, two and then, like, works out until from, like, two to six. and then... I don't know. I feel like she does an awful lot for someone that would like sleep that much. How do you get anything done?

I don't know. Also, what kind of... Does it all. What kind of life is that? I don't know. All I know is she looks absolutely incredible. And I liked this movie. So, Sue me.

All right. I can see like the pitch now. It was like, all right. So this is a movie about an office of romance that's kind of forbidden. And we want to cast Jennifer Lopez and Brett Goldstein's going to write it.

You know him from Ted Lass. So, okay, what are you guys going to call it? Office romance. Office romance. Amazing. Where'd you come up with that title? That's pretty good. Yep. I'm sure you know by now that I have horrible eyesight. Yeah, she can't see. I can't see anything. I've worn glasses since the literal first grade. Thank goodness I also learned how to put in contacts, but it is just the of utmost importance that I have some sort of glasses or contacts on at all times. Yeah. I recently discovered Zeni. They're an online eyewear shop.

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Okay. So, have you seen the original Cape Fear? So fucking long ago. Yeah. It's like so long ago that like I think I was so young that I shouldn't have watched it or something. In my mind, it was so scary. It's Robert De Niro is the bad guy. It's Nick Nolte's the husband. Juliette Lewis is the daughter, is what I remember. And that's that famous line of Robert De Niro being like, come out, come out wherever you are. Even now, I'm like, oh,

totally. creepy. I know. So is this a remake? Yeah, but it's not a movie. It's a show. I know. Yeah. I kind of like it because it's like you really can draw it out. But the cast is pretty stacked, dude. Amy Adams. Amy Adams and Javier Bardem and then Patrick Wilson, who like, I think he only does horror movies. You do like the Amniville horrors and stuff. Oh, yeah. I will say, it looks like he's gotten a lot of Botox in his face.

Oh, you're about to do that. In my neck, not in my face. The tag is, a happily married couple faces a growing threat when a notorious killer from their past. Max Caddy. is released from prison and seeks revenge, Cape Fear. It's more kind of intricate than that. So Amy Adams' character was his lawyer in this murder case. And Patrick Wilson's character, who now plays her husband,

was the prosecutor. But they weren't together at the time, but they got together afterwards. And Javier Bardem plays the accused murderer or whatever. ever. And so it's kind of implied that like you guys were hooking up the entire time. Did you guys, you know, collude to put me in there? And that's what he's upset about. The first episode is, is pretty great, pretty creepy. What I remember so much about the original was Robert De Niro really going for it because it takes place in Savannah, really going for like the

Southern accent. And like, Javier Bart, I think he's doing like a Cuban accent. Like he's just, or we're doing his accent. Yeah. It's not super Southern, but he is very scary, like very ominous. Yeah. Anyways, I would check it out. Cape Fear. It's on Apple TV, I believe. Yeah, it is. I've been wanting to start it, but I wanted to wait until Matt was home. So maybe we'll start that tonight. I will say this. I like the filter in which it's shot, really saturated, but kind of gritty at the same time. And when you see it, you'll notice it, especially in like her eyes, which are green. Like, they really pop. I feel like even watching the trailer, I noticed that.

Yeah. Yeah. I would check it out. Cape Fear, Amy Adams, Javier Bardem on Apple TV Plus. Yep, I'll definitely be watching that. Yeah. That's right up your alley. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. We're all cut up on From. I know you're not watching it, even though you should be. I know I should be, but I didn't realize there were so many seasons. So it's just a little overwhelming to think about how much TV I have to watch to catch up. I know. But it's worth it. I know, I need to.

I will say this, though, I'm getting kind of tired. So the premise is that these people have been kind of stuck in this town. They can't leave. And every night when the sun goes down, these like monsters come out. But they can't come inside to kill them at night. So if they're, as long as they're inside, then they're safe. But if they go outside, these monsters will get them. Okay.

Crazy stuff happens every episode. And like the guy who played Mercutio in Romeo and Julian. he's the main character and he plays like the sheriff of the place. And crazy things will happen every episode and someone will go and tell him and he's like, no way, that's not even possible. And you're like, this whole thing isn't possible, you know? You're in this magical monster world with what are you talking about? Like everyone's like, there's no way that's possible.

And like this one woman has this baby, this monster baby. No one, she has a baby. It turns into a monster. no one believes her and I'm like what are you talking about? No one believes or this whole place is monsters. Why wouldn't this happen? Anyway, that's my only frustration is like, come on guys. Like at some point you gotta be like

monsters are happening. Yeah, you do. Kind of like us with aliens, we have to at some point just be like aliens are happening. Yeah, they're happening guys. Yeah. What are we doing? Yeah. We started Good Girls Guide to Murder. Oh, what's that? It is a new Netflix show.

it's the cute girl from Wednesday. That's not Jenna Ortega. Yep. Her name is Emma Myers. A little Y.A., but whatever. With cold case murders and new mysteries looming over her sleepy English town, an average teen becomes an amateur sleuth determined to uncover the truth, a good girl's guide to murder.

So Emma Myers plays his high school student when she was younger, Like maybe when she was in like fourth grade, this older high school girl was murdered. And it was thought that it was the boyfriend who did it because he killed himself when he left a suicide note or whatever. But like she kind of doesn't believe it. And so her like kind of like senior year project is solving the case. And that's that's the premise. It's a little like Nancy Drew e. You know?

But it's very fun. And it also like, you know, that girl. In Wednesday, plays American. This one is happening in this, the cutest little British town. And we were watching and we're like, we've got to go to this place. This place looks awesome. So anyways, the setting's very fun. So yeah, good girl's guide to murder.

Okay. Okay, I like that. Highly recommend. Guess what I finally finished. No what? The Blake Crouch book, famous. Oh, yeah. The 200-page book?

The 200-page book. Yeah, I finally sat down and fucking finished it. Wow. Yeah. Do you like the, the ending's very fun? It is something. Yeah. It's very unexpected though. It is and it's not. Can we just talk about it? And so and like just do a little disclaimer here if you haven't read it or don't want it to be ruined because they are turning it into a movie. Maybe just fast forward like a minute and a half here. Okay. All right, go.

I was expecting that he was going to kill him. Like, I just knew, like, obviously that what other world was there where he was going to pretend to be him while he was still alive? Like,

obviously he had to kill him. But, like, first of all, the whole, like, him giving him a blow job. I'm just, like,

envisioning like Zach Efron giving himself a blowjob in this movie. And I'm like, how are you guys going to do that? That's so insane. Like, but also so good. Um,

that was fucking crazy. And then obviously, like, the very, very end was insane. Like, I didn't think that he was actually, like, it was almost like he manifested, right? He like manifested going off this fucking cliff and like fucking himself up so bad.

And he obviously didn't mean to. He was going to pretend to lose his memories, right? And then he actually got so fucked up, like so dark, so insane. Yeah. Then uses like the real guy's money, right, to go to Montana and have like the fucking live in nurse. Fucking insane. Yeah. It's a very fun twist at the end.

I really do like. Yeah. Yeah. such so good. Like I said, I kind of had wished it was longer, but I loved it. Are you all cut up on Widows Bay? I'm not completely cut up because I'm not allowed to watch it without Matt, and he's been gone all weekend. What's he doing? He went to another motorcycle show. Must be nice. Does he go there and then sell bikes? No. So it's so, it's so cute. These guys like take their

motorcycles to these shows and put them on display, and then there's all these different awards that they get given over the weekend. So Matt's bike, like, won an award. What award? I asked, and he said it was something to do, I can't remember what it was called, but it was something to do with, like, the amount of miles he put on his bike.

He took his Afghanistan bike. Okay. So it had something to do with, like, the miles that he put on this one bike or something. I don't know. If he was here, I'd ask. But anyway, it's just cute. And I say it's cute,

but like, here I am, like, I take my horses to shows and get ribbons. Yeah, you get the same thing. It's literally the same thing. But, like, I guess I just, before I ever went to one of the, these motorcycle shows. I just didn't really know what to expect at all. And just the idea of these guys, like, working so hard on these bikes and then taking them and getting them all cleaned up

and set them out on display and everyone comes and tells them how cool their bikes are. Like, it's just so wholesome. Couldn't be more different, but you are the exact same person. Just like one, one is mechanical horsepower and then one is horse horsepower. It's true. But like, you know, bikers, like, you think of a biker and you think of like some. tough guy and like doing illegal shit. I don't know. And here they are. They're just like out there trying to get a ribbon for their motorcycle.

Like it's just so so wholesome. Have you ever watched Easy Rider with Matt? Yes. Yeah, we watched that. Is that like, was he like, you got to see this? He somehow, because that was shot in Australia. Oh, was? Am I thinking about it's the one with Jack Nicholson and Tom Hardy?

Is it the, the newer? No, I'm thinking of the, what was that one called? The one with, fuck, what's the elevator? What was Austin Butler? What was that movie? The bike riders. The bike rider. That's what I'm thinking of.

I'm not Easy Rider. I feel like Matt's been begging me to watch Easy Rider. Yeah, it's a famous old film. It's Peter Fonda. It's Dennis Hopper and it's Jack Nicholson. Yeah, I haven't seen that. I need to. You've never seen...

You've watched the Austin Butler one though because he like helped with that movie. He like helped find the bikes and stuff. I don't know. Oh, I believe that. Yeah. And it was a great movie if you haven't seen that. Dennis Hopper directed that too. You guys need to watch Easy Rider together and then report back.

I think he's been asking me to do that. Okay. And you know me, I'm like, I'd rather watch Perfect Couple. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. No wonder he's going to freaking bike rallies. He's like, I get the fuck out of here. It's rom-com after rom-com after rom-com.

I would save the rom-coms for when he's not here. Oh, yeah. I don't force him to watch those. Does your sister love the rom-coms as much as you do? She likes the old rom-coms. But you know what she likes is the trash TV, like Housewives. Oh, really? That's her cup of tea.

What's her favorite Housewives show? That's a good question. I feel like I remember Potomac, Potomac being one that she loved. Yeah. And Atlanta. We used to watch the Atlanta one all the time. Atlanta. Yeah, the Atlanta one's pretty good.

But she's constantly watching Housewives and was, and like, I don't even know if Vanderpump is still on, but that was, that was definitely. She was into that. Yeah. What genre of movie do you think would get? get Miley back on the silver screen. Good question. You know, this might sound crazy. And I don't know that I don't even know if she would want to do it.

But to me, I just think Miley is the funniest fucking person. Like, I think she's fucking hilarious. If she would do some, like, insane comedy with other top tier comedians, I think it would be so good. Okay. I don't even like comedy, but she just would be so good in a comedy. And she's so good on S&L. Like they've had her back a million times.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is she a five-timer? I think so. She got a jacket? I think so. I feel like you need to find that out. That's important. Yeah.

It's important to me for some reason. I mean, I've been with her at least three or four times. Really? Yeah. So cool. I know. There I done SNL? No.

We went to SNL. Selena Gomez was hosting. Okay. And we were hanging out with Keenan after at the after party, you know? And Sarah was like, he's like, have you done this? And Sarah was like, no. It's like my dream to do it. He's like, yeah, you should do it.

Yeah. Yeah, you should. But I think you kind of need to have like a movie coming at or something like that. Yeah, it does. It feels like it's usually aligned with a press tour. Yeah. But, yeah, I mean, next time Sarah does a big project, she should do it. Absolutely.

Yeah. I saw this video the other day on Instagram and it made me laugh a lot. It's called The Invention of Cheese. Do you like cheese? I fucking love cheese. Okay. I love cheese. Like cheese.

It's in everything. You know? Yeah, it's the greatest food. But I never thought about the invention of it until I watched this. And then it made me laugh. So I just wanted to play this for you. Okay. All right.

Guy who invented cheese. Here we go. Wait. Why pour it out? What if I fucked with it? Did a bunch of weird experiments and bullshit to it. Let it sit out for days. No.

Months. No. Years. I'll cut myself off from the world. They won't understand. They're not ready. I could try it with skim, whole, 2%. So many permutation, so many possible outcomes.

What if I separated the chunky parts from the liquid parts and messed around with the temperature and shit? Everybody knows that milk plus time equals gross. But what if you pushed past that? What if it gets good again? What if it gets better than milk? What if there's something past butter? But what?

I feel like I'm reaching out in the darkness to grab something I can't see, but I'm afraid of what I'll find. Day 44. First cheese, it smells extremely weird and made me shit three times. My body isn't built to handle it. No one says. The only logical thing to do is put in every dish there is on earth. Wow.

Your algorithm just really is something. You know, that's funny? Yeah. Really? That guy should act. He probably is an actor. It's like the only way you can make it these days. Like that movie, you know, the movie that everyone's talking about so much

So I need to go see obsession. No. You haven't heard about that? No, what is that? It's a movie that was made for $750,000 and is like eclipsing $250 million worldwide box office. And it's done by this, it was a YouTuber, but I knew him as like TikToker. And he made like really funny TikTok videos. Made this movie kind of like a horror.

I think the premise is that like a guy is able to make a wish and he wishes for this woman to fall in love with. him and then like his dream girl does fall in low with him and but she goes crazy on him but yeah he he started as like a YouTuber doing shorts and tic talks and now he has the biggest movie and he just turned down a deal with a 24 that's how you do it nowadays yeah how do you get the 750k he took it to sundance and you know people offered him money like you know that's how you do it right you make like a short film you take it to sundance you say like this the premise or whatever you're and some people make movies these days. Wow.

Anyways, cheese, if you think about it, where it's like if milk, milk goes bad. But then if you wait, it gets better? And then like, also we can't digest it. We are terrible at doing that. But we put it in everything. Because it's so good. I know.

What's your favorite cheese? I love a classic manchago. Oh, a manchego lady. I also love goat cheese. cheese. Really? Yeah. There's one I always, you know, one of my favorite restaurants is Barcelona. So whenever I get a chakoudery board, I go for the Manchego and the drunken goat. So fucking good. Drunken goat's good. I've had that before. It's very good. I don't like blue cheese. That's just the one that I just can't, I have a hard time with. Oh, I love blue cheese. No, it's not for

me. You've ever had a martini with the blue cheese olive in it? No, I don't think that's for me. But other than that, like, I love a fucking cheese curd from Wisconsin. Come on. Like, I just, I love cheese. What about a brie? What about a soft cheese? I like a brie. I like a brie. You know, it needs to be like a nice brie, though.

It can't be a shitty cheap brie. Okay, interesting. There's a big difference. You're an elitist when it comes to brie. I am, yeah. What about a cheddar, a nice sharp cheddar. Off. I fucking love a cheddar.

I love a cheddar too. Yep. I tell you what, one of the best things in the world is a little slice of cheddar and like a little piece of salami together, you know? That sounds nice. That's nice. I love a white cheddar on a burger, you know? Oh, yeah.

There's something better than a white cheddar. What cheese do you not like on a burger? Blue cheese, I assume. I don't like Pepper Jack. I don't like Breon burger. No, I wouldn't like that either. But Pepper Jack is like, I feel like people love it, and it's just, it ruins it for me.

Yeah. Do you like American cheese on burgers? No, I don't like American cheese. It's freaky. It is. It's not right, but it's perfect for a... It's budget cheese. It's just not it.

Yeah. You know? I do love a, is it Havardi? Havardi. Love that on a turkey sandwich. Mmm. Yum. What cheeses do you have in your refrigerator right now?

I think all we have is like the Mexican treaded cheese in the fridge. Okay. Yeah. We may have some goat cheese. The three cheese blend. Yeah. What about a cottage? How do you feel about the cottage? Oh, yeah.

I do. I do have cottage cheese. Great source of protein. You know, people, I feel like people don't like cottage cheese, but like it's pretty tasteless. I don't know, like, what there is to dislike about it. Put a couple of scoops of that on, like, anything, and you just get your protein for your meal.

Like, it's so good. You know, it's really good. This is going to sound gross. My sister used to do it. Then I started to do it because when I lived with her, and I was like, this is really good. Is nacho cheese Doritos. Okay.

Dipped in to cottage cheese, fan. I mean, that sounds good. So good. Did you see, what was the dessert that was going viral on TikTok that was made out of cottage cheese? I don't know. It was like a cheesecake. Like someone knows, they were calling it like,

something, something cheesecake, but it was just cottage cheese. Looked bomb. I've been meaning to make it, but I haven't. Yeah. What about a Reggiano, a parmesan? Oh, yeah. Come on. I love that.

Yeah. Can I tell you what's the greatest thing in the world? Hold on. Tell. I've been making this thing for Sarah. It's basically an open face sandwich, right? So I toast some bread, rub some garlic on it. And then I made this red sauce last year that I bottled and jarred it or whatever.

And so I whipped it out and I've been making a lot of this. Basically, it's like turkey meat, turkey burger meats, like a taco meat effectively. Yeah. And then putting some of that red sauce in it. So it's almost like a bouillonais, right? And then you put that on top of the toast and that that's hot. And then you get some parmesan and you tread that on top. And this is my heart part.

The best part about that is when you see the parmesan land on it like little soft snowflakes and then it melts away. And then it's gone. Then you're like, well, I got to add some more. I got to add some more. That is peak culinary sex. Okay. You know what I'm talking about? I don't.

I've never had that experience. Oh. Actually. No. One day. Sounds lovely. Yeah. Anyways, what were you going to say about Parmesan?

That I love a cashierpepe more than anything. Yeah. You like the pepper, huh? Just cheese. Yeah. Pasta. Speaking of food, can I just tell you something that drives me insane on TikTok?

Sure. I see a lot of these where it's like, it's like a cooking video, which sounds cool. And all someone's doing is doing the cooking video, step by step with them, and then them saying whether it's good or not, which frustrates me to beyond belief

because it's like, dude, fucking make your own shit. I don't understand. Let me just show you. Let me just show you. Yeah, let's see an example. Let me show you. Also, how have a, you not been on Sizzle with Tizzle yet?

I don't know what the fuck that was. Is that? It's Tish's cooking show on her TikTok. Well, she hasn't asked me to be on Sizzle with Tizzle. Well, you definitely need to be on there. What? Cooking Wells meets Sizzle with Tizzle. Yeah.

You're talking to 2021 worst cooks in America Celebrity Edition champion here. That's true. You would die. I mean, you would die if you saw her shit the shit she makes. It's so insane. Is she good or bad? I mean, she's like, I'm going to show you guys how to make oatmeal with ice cream in it.

I love eating this for breakfast in the morning. What? Oh, yeah. Tell me you're a stoner without tell me you're a stoner. Seriously. Okay, so cooking videos here. This is a guy that's showing you how to make some sort of tasty salmon dish, okay? Okay.

You combine salmon. Salmon. Avocado. avocado, Greek yogurt, Greek yogurt. So it's just this fucking guy, just doing what the guy's doing, right? Lemon, lemon, cucumber. Cucumber. Okay, yeah.

Autumn pepper, soaked, sea salt flakes. Oh, you did a little bit different there. Dill, dill, and hot sauce. Some hot sauce. He's just... Mixing. Anyways, I'm... Easiest high protein salmon salad.

Let's give it a taste. That is nice. I think this will be even better. Why don't you just fucking comment that it was nice? I didn't need to see the video of you ripping off the other video. It looked good, you know? What I hate about TikTok, it's not making people be creative.

It's making people fucking copy other people. And that pisses me off. That video probably has more views than the original video. And he didn't come up with anything. He just found some video. and then did the exact same video and then told us that it was good just like the first video.

What are we doing? It enrages me. It's like, you know, in the beginning of this whole thing when it was like dance trends? And it's like, we're all just copying one. Can we, can someone come up with something of their own at all? I hate it. Yeah, it's not good.

I hate TikTok. I wish it would have been banned when they talked about banning it. I do too. I really do. Yeah. But it's not going to happen. And the problem is everyone's like, I don't want to go get a real job. I want to sell stuff on TikTok shop.

Yeah. Speaking of TikTok looks like Spencer Pratt's not going to be mayor of the Los Angeles. I'm devastated. No. We can't stop. Stop it. He's so entertaining. Yeah, but that's not reason to have him run one of the largest cities in the country.

That's too funny. But what's frustrating for me about the Spencer Pratt stuff is that he does say some things. you're like, yeah, that makes sense. So this is what, whoever, Nithia Romney or whatever, whoever's going to take over, some of the ideas he has, you should go do, you know? Yeah. Well, let's figure some of these things out.

But he, he's the bad guy from the hills. He can't be the mayor of this city. Like, come on. This is crazy. Talk about a redemption arc though. Come on. No, no. And so many people are like, it was rigged.

Really? Was it rigged? Or do you think enough Angelinos were like the fucking rock guy? What are you talking about? The guy that was getting a bunch of rocks to get? Like, what are you talking? Yeah. I know.

I know. I saw Billy Bush, who like has been on my other show. And he's like upset. And he's like, it's been still. This is my thing that we've gotten to a place in the world where like if something happens that you don't like, you just get to say it's not fair.

This is not fair that you cheated. Instead of just owning it like, fuck, I was wrong. No one can say they're wrong anymore. Everything's rigged. Yep.

But I do think enough, Angelinos were like, I don't know, guys. This seems like a bridge too far to have Spencer Pratt be the mayor. Maybe someday. No. Let me go fucking.

Go to Nashville or Franklin. Let them marry you guys. I need gas prices to go down, my guy. I'm telling me. I just bought a fucking truck. Dude, I went and filled up the other day. So the problem is, is that like you can't even, sometimes you can't even go over $100.

Well, that's not even filling up a tank. I know. I thought your new car was better on gas now. It is, but I have to put in premium. Ugh, why would you do that? Because it's a finely tuned German engineered automobile. Well, man, I don't feel sorry for you because you picked that. I know. I'm about to take it on another little road trip up the coast, though.

Really? Where are you going? I'm going to Monterey to go see my folks. That sounds nice. Yeah. Anyways, that's all I got. That's all I got. What do you got coming up? I have some gigs this weekend.

Wednesday night in Nashville, but it's a private event, so I cannot invite people, unfortunately. But then, oh, you'll be in time. Friday night, I am. DJing at Soho House in Malibu. Oh, really? Yeah. So if you want to come out to that, let me know. Maybe we're going to a wine party, a wine tasting thing.

Oh, that sounds fun. But we might be a little tipsy. Well, might be the perfect little after party for you. Cruise on over to the boo? To the bear. Yeah. I do love a good Malibu Soho evening. Like it's the waves and the...

We're not members of that Soho House. Can we get in? Yeah, I can put you on my list. All right. So I'm doing that Friday. So I'll be in L.A. over the weekend. I'm coming over so we can record this weekend, obviously, in person. So that should be fun.

And then I come back and I have another gig in Nashville that people can come to on June 20th. It's at a new spot. Have you heard of Nashville Yards? No. It's like this new one of the many new developments, you know, downtown or whatever with all the fucking food and shopping and everything. It's like they're putting those up everywhere. But it's at a place called Earls. Heard it's really cool. Heard good things about Nashville yards. Haven't been yet. But I'll post the info for that this week in case anybody's in Nashville.

I saw that they've got a Craig's now in Nashville. We do. I haven't been yet, but everyone says it's great. Yeah. I'm friends with Craig. I'm friends with Craig. We golf together. We do. He is awesome, by the way. He's like one of my hair of people in the world. I went to a wedding with him recently, not like has his date, but he's fucking hilarious. And so his, his TikTok's very funny. And it's a lot. It's a lot of like stuff about

Nashville Craigs. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyways, but I imagine the Nashville one is very different than the LA Craigs. Well, so let's, let's give everyone a little background of what Craig's is. If you come to Los Angeles and you want to see a celebrity, go to Craigs.

Go to Craigs. You will see five celebrities. One hundred Now, they might not be Tom Cruise, but it might be Tom Cruise. Yeah. But there will be five or six actors that you've seen in something in this fucking place. Yep. But so I imagine that. And everyone knows Craig.

Of course, everyone knows Craig. Everyone in there. If you go to Craig's with someone, they know Craig. Yeah. That's the only way you can get in there is if you know Craig. The only way you can get in. There's always paparazzi outside. I imagine that the Nashville one is not like every.

country singer in there. No, I imagine it as being just like a Bachelorette hub. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I imagine. But the pigs in the blanket are pretty good. Yeah, food's great. Yeah. All right, well, um, see you later.

Great for my hip, please. Oh my God. The idea of sitting on an airplane this week with a fucking bum-ass hip does not sound fun. Dude. What the fuck is happening here? If you guys know

any tips or tricks, I'm willing to do anything. Well, I think what you need to do. You guys have a plug for, you know, the friggin baby blood or whatever it is. Let me know. Umbilic cord stem cells. This is what's happening to your body. This is true.

Everything I touched just to shed and you don't care. I think you need to go to Mexico. I think you need to have, I think you got to get that blood spinning. You got to put in some of the. The stem cells, you know? Yeah, and while I'm there, I'm going to get a friggin' Salmon sperm facial. That's what you got.

Yeah, you can probably get it straight from the source there. I bet so. You're just milking salmon off in people's faces and stuff. Yeah, I'm going to Tijuana, baby. Ooh, yeah. All right, well, that's a weird kink, but... Why have tears? We love you. We'll see you later.

Love you guys. Bye! Bye! No one cares to shade. Oh yeah. It's true. Everything attached just to shit and you don't... No one cares.