Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - All Aboard the Hot Mess Express

Episode Date: October 8, 2025

This week, Brandi ain't got time for hair washing while Wells is a newly minted train guy, and somehow ex–NFL QBs are getting stabby with delivery drivers. Was the food that late??? Only th...e courts will know for sure. From there, it’s a full ride: Wells waxes poetic about scenic train trips (why can’t we have nice things??), Brandi shares what it was like sharing a stage with DJ Diesel a.k.a. Shaq, and the two unpack the internet’s collective meltdown over Taylor Swift’s new record. Do people just…hate joy?Also discussed: why movies are so mean to orphans, WWE’s surprisingly solid acting pipeline, and Wells’ plans to join the bantamweight division of pro wrestling. Plus, Brandi’s headed Down Under for her first-ever Australia shows — which means next time you hear from her, she’ll literally be in the future. Lastly, we need your ideas for couples Halloween costumes, YFT’ers, so slide into those DMs!Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode! Mood: Get 20% off your first order at Mood.com/YFT with promo code YFT.Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to Hungryroot.com/yft and use code yft.Quince: Treat your closet to a little summer glow-up with Quince. Go to Quince.com/yft for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns.Cowboy Colostrum: For a limited time, our listeners are getting 25% off their entire order. Just head to CowboyColostrum.com and use code YFT at checkout.Fabletics: Treat yourself to gear that looks good, feels good, and doesn’t break the bank with Fabletics. Go to Fabletics.com/YFT and sign up as a VIP and get eighty percent off everything.Draft Kings: New players get FIVE HUNDRED SPINS over TEN DAYS on your choice of Cash Eruption slots when you wager five dollars. Get the app, sign up with code YFT, then start spinning on THE Home of Cash Eruption.Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856! This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 There she goes, there she goes again, racing through my brain, and I just can't complain, this feeling that remains. How's everyone doing out there in the YFT sphere? You're doing good, you're having fun times. Good, good, good. I'm glad you have been good times with your friends. I know how I told you guys all this week that I had stopped drinking, which I had, but we did these city cruises, these events with Chris Harrison and Ben and Ben Higgins and myself. And I kind of needed to have a drink for that. You know, you're talking to people. You know, have a good time. Yeah, I slipped up two nights, but they were so much fun.
Starting point is 00:00:56 Dude, did you guys hear about the Mark Sanchez thing? The quarterback that famously fumbled the ball when he ran into the butt of another player. Apparently he's going to go to jail because he stabbed a delivery guy. Dude, what's happening in the world right now? What's going on? Everyone is freaking out. Can't be stabbing delivery guys. What else is going on in the news?
Starting point is 00:01:22 It's always something. You know that? It's always something. That something's always happening. Oh, Taylor Swift has a new record out. I haven't listened to any of it. But apparently what I'm seeing online is a lot of songs sound like other songs. But you know what?
Starting point is 00:01:36 All songs sound like other songs, you know? No one's making any new shit these days. But there are some songs that do resemble other songs. And I feel like you got to watch out for that. You know? You got to watch out. You got to watch out. Should we call the brands, you know?
Starting point is 00:01:55 to it. It's called a friend. Die up. Hi. What's her? God, my hair is so dirty. Why? I haven't washed it in a few days. You should wash your hair. I don't have time.
Starting point is 00:02:09 I feel like that's an important thing to do. I literally haven't had time today. What do you mean? What have you been doing that's so much more important than personal hygiene? Well, the dog groomer arrived at early this morning at 8.30, and I got the doggoes settled with the groomer and then I had to run out the door to make my appointment with function health to get my blood work done. Nice.
Starting point is 00:02:33 I finally got that to line up with my calendar and my period and I went and did that, got a bunch of blood taken out of my arm, felt loosey, went to breakfast because I wasn't able to eat before. So Matt and I went and grabbed a coffee breakfast and then we came back and then I had a call that I had to be on right when I walked in the door. that took about 45 minutes and then I went down and I had to go pick up the horses from the neighbors because it's going to start raining in a couple of hours and they don't have shelter over there so they had to come back and then I came up here and I made a smoothie that turned out to me more like a milkshake and then it was time I looked at the clock and I was like 2 o'clock oh my god jeez when are you going to find out about the um the blood test well it says you get some results back really quick and then it says some of them it takes a few weeks because you go back in in like seven to 10 days and do another round of blood test. work. Yeah. And then they take all of that information and send you like the full report, I think, in a couple weeks. Nice.
Starting point is 00:03:33 What are you hoping to discover from this? Oh, I'd love to discover that my blood work is immaculate and that I'm in the picture of health, but I just don't think that's going to happen for me. Yeah. Unfortunately. Well, keep us posted. We want to know. Oh, definitely.
Starting point is 00:03:46 We want to go on this health journey with you. Oh, you guys are coming. You're coming on the health journey. You need to come on the city cruises live boat with us. Are you hungover? Yes. Literally your words last week where I'm giving up drinking. I had, but then, you know, if you got to go talk to 100 people and they've had booze there.
Starting point is 00:04:08 So yes, I did fall off the wagon for a night or two, but such an awesome time. It's actually like a really fun thing. Really? Yeah, because one, Chris, Ben and myself, we all like each other. So we've been like playing golf and having a good time. We went to Boston. The first one was in Boston. Boston is awesome, by the way.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Ding, ding. Great city, yeah. Great city. And, oh, dude, I took the train. Oh, yeah, how was it? Train guy here. You're talking to train guy. Choo-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cug-ch-ch-a.
Starting point is 00:04:41 That's me now. Wow, I love that for you. I walk down to Penn Station. First of all, the security at a train station doesn't exist. Oh, yeah. Nothing doesn't exist. I didn't need to show anyone anything until the train, until like an hour into a train ride. I've never understood that because they do that in Europe too.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Like you'll get on the train and you'll cross a border before anyone comes to check anything. Yeah. And I don't understand. So what? They just kick you off. But then you're already in another country. So you already got what you wanted. Like I don't really understand.
Starting point is 00:05:18 I don't get it either. Like honestly, what's to stop you from being like if your destination is the first. stop, then it doesn't even matter if you get caught because they're going to be like, you have to get out and you're like, perfect. This is exactly where I wanted to go. Yeah. You know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:31 Anyway, so I went down to Penn Station and one thing that was kind of annoying. You know, you think in air travel, you got to be there an hour early and all this stuff. I'm sitting there. My trains was to leave at 347. It doesn't tell me what track it's on until 340. That's wild. And then we go, we go line up and we walk down and, you know, we went and get on the car. still no one has asked me for any proof that I'm supposed to be there.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Nope. Or even like the right seat or anything. Because I had a business class because your boy's bougie. Yeah, some tracks. And yeah, it wasn't until like an hour in. I was like sleeping on the window and the guy was like, hey, I need to see your ticket. And I'm like, now? I mean, we're already, we've got.
Starting point is 00:06:12 We've left the station. We're basically in Boston. This train has left the station. All right? You need to do this on the front end, not in the back end. I agree. Anyways, big train guy, because, you know, you're just sitting there and you're just watching the world go by. It is quite nice.
Starting point is 00:06:28 It's lovely. And they have these little footrest things that make it nice for your feet to be put up, you know. And they've got a little car that's got food and drinks and beverages and snacks and stuff, a little food car and you can go over there. And, I mean, yes, was it much longer than flying? Yeah. Was it so much easier? 100%. Because we went to Boston, right?
Starting point is 00:06:52 And then we flew back. You got to get to Boston airport early, right? Yeah. And then you got to go through security. And then you got to go through security. And then so by the time we get on the flight and then you land, that's two hours. And then we're at, you know, LaGuardia and this is not 45 minutes there. It's almost the same time.
Starting point is 00:07:12 I believe it. It's pretty close. And what was lovely, we said the intercontinental, which is a very nice hotel in Boston. I got off at the South Station, and I had asked ChatGPT. I said, hey, Chat, GPT, would love to know where, what train station I should get off of for staying at the Intercontinental. I got off. I had a three-minute walk to my hotel. No cabs, no Ubers.
Starting point is 00:07:42 We need a society to matriculate towards being a train society. I'm here for it. It would be so much better. Yeah, especially, like, we got some of those high-speed trains. Like, how come London to Paris? How come we don't have any of those? Dude, because I don't think our government likes us. I don't think.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Yeah, you're right. It's weird. Like, they don't give us any cool shit. No. Why don't we have cool shit? We're the best country in the world, apparently. Apparently. We can't get cool shit.
Starting point is 00:08:09 I agree. Fuck. And the shit that they do give us, we're like, I don't even like chat GPT. I don't need that. All right? What's that for? Self-driving cars? I don't need that.
Starting point is 00:08:19 Matt uses chat. D.P.T. daily. Yeah, it has become my new search engine. It's funny when you get frustrated with it, when you're like, can you just answer the question? And it's like, yeah, sure. But then it doesn't give you the full answer because it's like too long. And you're like, well, come on, give me the answer. And like, so anyways, Boston was lovely. I went to Ocean Prime for dinner. I went and sat and had oysters and stick tata and crab cakes because I was in Boston, you know, as one is. We went and played the country club. at Brookline, which is one of the oldest golf courses in the country. Wow. Famously, it's where Francis we met won the U.S. Open as an amateur, famously played by Shai Leboof in the movie, the greatest game ever played. Let me tell you something about Brookline. That course is fucking hard.
Starting point is 00:09:11 Really? I got my shit. I got. I played bad. Oh, we also played another golf course with Taylor Twelman. You know who Taylor Twelman is? Can't say I do. he is a soccer player he was on our Olympic team anyways we've known him for a while he's awesome
Starting point is 00:09:25 and then we went on the boat and we got to meet all the people and we told all the stories and they asked all the questions and we took all the pictures and we had an absolutely lovely time we went around the harbor or whatever we went in boston then and then went to new york we played wingfoot which is going to be hosting the 2028 u.s open and then chris and i had a match like whoever at the lowest score after the three matches. I went into the last day being down. Would you lower better? Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:53 Yes. I went into the last day being down two to Ben, four to Chris. Had a terrible front nine, but then your boy threw it into gear. Wow. Got on to 18, made my par. Ben still had a putt, and I said pick that up, Ben. That's good. And then we tied.
Starting point is 00:10:14 That's nice. I love it when everyone wins. Well, Chris didn't win. He lost, actually. He lost a lot of money. He's still a little salty about it. Anyways, and then we went on the New York City Cruises thing, which was freaking awesome because we went over to the Statue of Liberty, which I've done like on a fairy before, you know,
Starting point is 00:10:32 but I've never done it at night. And so we went past the Statue of Liberty in Ellis Island and all the twinkling lights of New York. And it was so I felt like I was in a movie. That sounds nice. It was lovely. So anyways, we got one more city cruises thing. left, and that's going to be in San Diego. So go to City Cruises live and get tickets if you're in Southern California.
Starting point is 00:10:53 Cute. But we're hoping to take this thing on the road. If they ask us to do like five more of these, we'll do it. Because you're getting paid. Getting paid. And it's easy and it's fun. You know? Yeah, it does have fun.
Starting point is 00:11:07 Yeah, you get to hang out with your friends and tell stupid stories. Yeah. There is a chance that I get in trouble for this. What do you mean? Well, because Chris and Ben are on the show. show anymore you know so yeah i don't know that's what's been happening over here okay wow so you're in new york currently i'm in new york i leave i come back home in a couple of days okay how is birmingham huntsville huntsville it was actually sick yeah yeah we'd a good time i would like uh i you know
Starting point is 00:11:36 have you've been to huntsville right or at least driven through it i assume i don't think so come on yeah you have like when i was in middle school like one of our field trips was to huntsville to go to the space center and see the space needle thing the space shit i don't know like all the space shit in huntsville yeah but i just wasn't expecting a whole lot you know and lo and behold sick crowd great venue o'reion amphitheaters where it was absolutely beautiful dressing rooms were so cute so dialed great vibes great production i mean breakaway festival does a great job they did a great job with the production sick lineup chain smokers cascades Shaq, aka DJ Diesel, me.
Starting point is 00:12:19 Shaq was there? Yeah, Shaq DJs. You didn't know that? I don't think so. Are you friends with Shaq? I mean, I wouldn't say we're friends in the same DJ booth as him a handful of times. Like, does he know your name? No.
Starting point is 00:12:31 Oh. Definitely not. I mean, no, definitely not. I don't know, like come on the ones and twos and scratch some stuff there, DJ Diesel. That's not how it goes. But yeah, he's been DJing for a long time. His son also DJs. And he's also a win resident.
Starting point is 00:12:48 So that's when I've seen him is at the win. But yeah, great lineup, sick show, great crowd. I didn't really, I mean, I know it's so close. But I'm assuming a lot of people drove down from Nashville probably, just because it was such an easy drive. But yeah, it was sick. We loved it. I'd go back. YF tears, you guys know how much we love article.
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Starting point is 00:17:25 Oh, yeah, we should. Me or you. I think it's me. By all means. Bros and hose, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with. Well, some brandy. Mark Sanchez. dude what's going on did you see this thing was that oh you played quarterback for the jets and for also for
Starting point is 00:17:46 USC in college and he stabbed the delivery guy oh what is he stabbed crazy I think he was drunk anyways the delivery guys in like critical condition Mark Sanchez is in critical condition but he's been arrested felony assault anyways Mark Sanchez needs to be like me and stop drinking I think you didn't stop drinking the host of problem last night I drank but that was it I mean I'm turning over a new leaf now I'll believe it when I see it all right fair enough oh the other thing have you listened to any of the Taylor Swift record no but I've listened to a lot of people hating on it on the TikTok yeah so what do you think it is do you think are we have we just gotten to a place where the only take that gets viral is the negative negative take yes
Starting point is 00:18:37 Yeah. I think so. We were talking about this last night. It's like, I don't know if I think that the record's bad. I think that the only reason why it's getting a bunch of bad buzz is because that's the only thing people do now is hate comes, is hate. You're probably right about that. I haven't listened to it. The only thing I've heard is on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:18:54 There are claims that some of her songs sound exactly like other people's songs. Yeah. And I got to say, I've got to say the stuff I've seen on TikTok, they're not wrong. Specifically the Jonas Brothers one. I'm like, fuck. That's the exact. same song. It's called Cool. Yeah. That's not even like
Starting point is 00:19:11 an old, like if it's an old song, it's one thing, but I don't just have been pretty recent. But yeah, people love to hate. That's always been the case. Call me crazy. I do feel like part of it too is just like more of the same, like people love to hate. People love to see people happy.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Yeah. I don't know what that is, but that's like, people love to see people in Taylor, like, at Taylor's level, people hate to see them happy, I feel like for some reason. It's like, it's like, People think that if you're rich and famous, like you being happy is just too much for them. You know what I mean? It's like you can't have it all.
Starting point is 00:19:44 People don't want you to have it all. And I feel like ever since she kind of got with Travis or I guess like got past the point where people thought they would, it was just like a fling. Like I think once they got people realized like, oh, this is the real deal. I feel like people started to hate on her more. You think that? You think that's true? I do.
Starting point is 00:20:03 It's because she's happy? I don't know. I feel like people, yeah, people, miserable people. love to hate on happy people. I guess. I don't know. I just personally feel like, I personally feel like
Starting point is 00:20:13 there's been a direct correlation with her being in a happy, stable relationship. Or apparently so. That's what it seems like. It is. And people hating on her more. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:20:22 That's my take. All right. Here's the video that I saw where people are like, a lot of these songs sound like other songs. Hey, you're sweeter than a beach boy. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:20:34 Top to the bottom. I'm just cool. Every little bit more than that. But how do you respect me? chord never made no one made no one like you before so most those those chord progressions there's only so many chords and only so many chord progressions so it's like when someone just rips a chord progression it's like yeah it sounds similar but a lot of songs are the same chord progression but when you steal the chord progression and the melody and all that it's like might be a little much my thing is I'm amazed that someone wasn't like guys this is really sounding like something you know like I'm no longer, you know, a radio host, but if I was, like, on her team, I would be like, guys, you have to know this sounds like a pixie song, right?
Starting point is 00:22:10 Like, you have to know people are going to, that's what people are going to say. Let's change the key or whatever. Let's do something a little different. I know that Jack Antonoff didn't do this record. Oh, really? Yeah. And I feel like, I don't know. But I feel like, I feel like Jack wouldn't have done that.
Starting point is 00:22:25 He wouldn't have allowed it. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I don't know. I feel like people probably think, like, Like, well, no one's actually going to assume me over it. But then they do. Also, everyone, I feel like songwriters have insurance for that now. So it's like, well, if I get sued, insurance pays for it.
Starting point is 00:22:40 I don't know. I haven't heard anybody say that. I just know. I know and just like songwriting insurance is a thing. And I'm just assuming that people are like, well, if I get sued, I'm insured. Yeah. And it's going to happen no matter what, probably. Well, anyways, you got any faith things, bro?
Starting point is 00:22:55 Yeah, bro. What do you got, kid? I started watching. task on HBO. I told you about that one. Yep. Have you watched any more of it? No.
Starting point is 00:23:07 Did you watch it at all? Or did you just bring it up? I'm obsessed. I know. It's great. Yeah. Our boy Mark Ruffalo is looking rough. I know, but I also think that that's part of it.
Starting point is 00:23:18 That's the character. I know. But like there is a time when Mark Ruffalo is a haughty. I mean, he might be wearing a fat suit, Brandy. Yeah, he's just looking old and his hair is just a little crazy. Don't do that We have the same hair Yeah, once yours turns gray
Starting point is 00:23:34 It's getting there We might need to re-evaluate the style What do you think? Do you think that What's the play? Do I start dyeing my hair? Look, you can see it's like I don't think you're there yet
Starting point is 00:23:47 We're not there yet Like a little gray in the sides Is a good look A little on the sides is kind of hot Like Matt's got like a lot of grays Up in this area And I think it's very attractive You do
Starting point is 00:23:57 I do Now, the gray curls, I'm not sure, would land the same, if you know what I mean. Why? Why which one? Do I think it's hot? Why don't you think gray curls would land? I mean, gray curls just are a little, like curls alone or like a niche thing. Like, you have to really like curls.
Starting point is 00:24:20 You know what I mean? Like, I'm sure Sarah loves curls. I love that for Sarah. But for the curls to turn gray. I feel like curly hair is something that people desire. Oh, really? Well, women want it for themselves. Yeah, but they don't want it on their men?
Starting point is 00:24:36 It's not my favorite thing. Oh. Miley really likes curls. Okay. That's why she did. Nick Jonas back in the day, you know? A little gray here, I think, is good. But I think once your curls start turning gray, like, we should maybe reevaluate.
Starting point is 00:24:50 Would you ever go for, like, a super short haircut? Oh, I have a huge scar on my head, so I don't know. Like I wanted to buzz it before But you're scared because of the scar Yeah But it also might look cool I feel like you could look good With the buzz cut
Starting point is 00:25:04 Imagine a huge scar right here It could be cool Maybe Anyway Anyway A little gray's never heard anyone You know But Mark Ruffel
Starting point is 00:25:13 I mean Mark Ruffles It's just It's giving like mad scientist I'm just not sure Yeah Because he's an alcoholic And A fuck up
Starting point is 00:25:21 And that's the character I know Yeah Anyway Love him though you know love him it's a very good um very good okay i guess spoiler alert if you haven't started watching task maybe like let's fast forward a couple minutes here okay because i just have a couple things to say how fucking crazy why would you take the kid i know why why do we take the kid
Starting point is 00:25:43 it seems crazy first of all why did we leave our dead friend there that seems like a direct link to the other two that was mistake number one okay it's like someone's gonna tie him to you guys and then you took the child, that's fucking crazy. And not only did he take the kid, he told him his real name and, like, didn't make up a name, didn't make up anything, just told this kid everything. I just feel like this is going to backfire really bad. Yeah, I didn't. I mean, so I think it has, so this is my thought on it.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Like, obviously he has ties to these biker gangs. His brother was obviously involved in it. So he knows this kid. He just killed their parents, and I think he feels bad. I just feel like he's not being very smart. It's so dumb. I guess we'll see. Did you watch Wayward at all?
Starting point is 00:26:32 I started episode one, but Matt was not on board to watch it, so I only watched a little bit. And then I fell asleep, and then we didn't watch it anymore. Did you watch any of House of Guinness? I did not watch that, no. You got to listen to what I tell you to do. Oh, my God. I was to task. That's true.
Starting point is 00:26:52 I did task and I love it I'll cut up on dancing with the stars I just this season is just so good it's having a resurgence everyone's talk to me about this tell me all about it's so good Matt hates it Matt had never seen dancing with the stars before
Starting point is 00:27:05 he said it was absolute garbage but I love it and I I mean I just think Whitney is like she's a dance background and this is so controversial right like people say like if you have a dance background if you dance experience you shouldn't be on the show I don't know I kind of disagree with that I kind of feel like it's like you
Starting point is 00:27:21 you know what you're signing up for you like you're either a good dancer or you're not like you kind of need people at all different levels to make the show interesting i think you know you've got your token what's the comedian's name that everyone loves that's a terrible dancer you've got him you've got a couple of them that are just horrible you know you need that on this show but you need some that are good and whitney and i think Alex earl is really great like she is a she's a great performer i think she's very good like with her facial expressions which i think makes a big difference in the dances but whitney is just incredible now the one that i don't think is as good as everyone's giving her credit for is the other mormon wife jen like she's so cute i get it and like she just
Starting point is 00:28:02 had a baby love that for her like she looks amazing but i'm sorry her dancing's just not as good as alex or whitney and she's getting scores just about as good as them and i'm not sure i'm down with that but i'm sorry she's not as good as Whitney or Alex and i just don't agree with them giving her as good of scores what about tapanga i think she doesn't does really well. I mean, here's the other thing I said to Matt, because he thought her dance was boring. It would be really tough to be in this competition with all these fucking young girls, you know, like, how old is Danielle? Forty, older? She's probably a little bit older. 45? I mean, she's, yeah, she's like older. And I think, I thought she did a great job.
Starting point is 00:28:40 It's not quite as, like, athletic of a performance as Alex and Whitney, but I think she does a great job with the dancing. I feel for her, because I think it'd be very hard to be competing with these younger girls that have more energy and more flexibility and more all the things you know so i think she's lovely i think she does great your boy dylan yeah is you doing good he gets he's clearly not as good of a dancer some of these other contestants like the whitney and the Alex and whatever and and daniel but everyone says like for a beginner for someone that's such a beginner like he does a good job of like trying to learn it and try to do the correct steps and like make it like technically correct and so he gets really good scores because of that so i think he'll stick around
Starting point is 00:29:19 for like a little while just because he's really likable and lovable but you know he should probably stick to like outdoorsy stuff not not ballroom dancing yeah his future i think i imagine he's shirtless a lot yes oh yeah you know it buttoned all the way undone down to here oh yeah you got to see him him and um the irwin kid what steve irwin's son's name i don't know steve irwin's son he can't dance at all but oh he he's full of gimmicks like takes his shirt off you know dramatically in every dance and the ladies go crazy and a little too gimmicky for me but if you got it
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Starting point is 00:32:47 Do it. Have you seen Monster the Ed Gein's story? No. Oh, my God. It's Charlie Hunnam, your boy. Love him. I know you do. And I know that probably sounds intriguing to you, but not this version of Charlie Hunnam.
Starting point is 00:33:04 I'll tell you. Anyways, this show, I watched the first episode. This show is fucked up. It's about this guy named Ed. Eddie. He lives with his mom who's like this Bible beating like crazy Orthodox Christian. It starts with him like autoerotic asphyxiation, right? Like he's like hanging himself and he's wearing his mom's underwear and bra and anyways, his mom walks in on him, sees him doing and he's like, oh God, okay. She's like, you're, don't ever talk to girls. They're all harlots. They're sin or whatever. So she's like
Starting point is 00:33:37 just anti just women in general. And then like his brother comes home. Brothers, about to marry, like, a divorced woman, so, like, the mom's really upset about that. Anyways, I don't know how much I want to tell you guys other than, like, it's so creepy. It turns into him hearing his dead mother's voice and him doing really weird things, like digging up dead bodies and then doing weird stuff to them. So, yeah. So you love it? I don't know yet. I watched the first episode, and I was like, geez, Louise, but it's all.
Starting point is 00:34:12 obviously a true story. So that's what's like really intriguing about it, I suppose. Okay. Yeah. Interesting. Anyways, it's on Netflix. Check it out. Seems edgy for Netflix.
Starting point is 00:34:24 Yeah. I don't know. Maybe not. Maybe so. I watched a little bit, like the half of a new A24 film called Bring Her Back. Have you heard of that? No. The plot follows two siblings who find themselves orphaned and placed in that.
Starting point is 00:34:42 the middle of an occult ritual by their new foster mother bring her back. So it stars this little girl who is blind and her brother who kind of like takes care of her and it starts with them coming
Starting point is 00:34:58 home from school and the father has like fallen in the shower and he's dead so then they get adopted by this new family and guess what this family is fucking crazy. It's a cult
Starting point is 00:35:13 Of course they are Yeah it's a cult What's with us being so mean to orphans I feel like every story's like Yeah Annie That's just about being mean to orphans True
Starting point is 00:35:24 This movie About being mean to Why are we mean to orphans What did orphans ever do If anything we should be the nicest orphans Because they lost their parents This is true Can you only be an orphan
Starting point is 00:35:35 If you are under the age of 18 Your parents die Yes Yeah So like if you're 19 You can't be an orphan No, because you're an adult. You're an adult now.
Starting point is 00:35:44 Yeah. Only for kids. Got it. All right. You know what just came out? I haven't gotten to start it yet, but you know I will be this week is the new season of Love is blind. I believe it's Denver. Oh, I've been seeing a lot of clips of this.
Starting point is 00:35:58 Me too. There's one guy who's like Asian and the girl wants to know what his race is and he doesn't want to tell her. And it seems dramatic, dude. What's weird, though, is I saw that same clip. And then I saw a different clip of him talking to a different girl. He was, like, more than willing to divulge his heritage and, like, and they were like, and of course, the girl was like, that's so hot. Like, the girl, like, loved his answer. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:26 And so I was like, why are you so willing to tell one girl, but not the other? It seemed weird. Weird. I know. So I got to get into it, you know? Yeah. All right. Give me the, like, updates every week.
Starting point is 00:36:36 So I'm not going to watch that show. Okay, fine. Yeah. For all you DC fans out. out there, I started the new season of Peacemaker. Do you know what that show is? No. James Gunn, written, directed it.
Starting point is 00:36:51 It's very funny. It stars John Sina. Chris Peacemaker Smith is a mercenary who believes he is pursuing freedom and peace when he's really just killing people. What makes him who he is? How's his life? Who are his friends? Why does he keep killing people, the peacemaker?
Starting point is 00:37:11 It's hilarious. John Sina is very, very funny. Dude, what is it with these W.W.E. guys that are so freaking making such good actors. Well, that's what W.A.E. is. Acting? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:24 I guess I got into the W.E. How do you got to do than that? Yeah, I feel like men love it, which I don't really get. I'm saying compete. Like, I should become all the guys. Oh, you'd like to compete. Yeah. I want the career the Rock has and John Sina.
Starting point is 00:37:38 I think you're a little on the small side for that. They don't have like a, like a bantam weight division. They might, but I just feel like you would get destroyed. But who, what do I know? It would be fake destroyed, I guess. So who cares? I mean, you don't got any guys. They're like wiry, you know, like the Timothy Shalamee weight range.
Starting point is 00:37:58 I don't think so. I could be wrong, though. I feel like that would be great, though. I mean, it sounds fun. Yeah, we need it. Okay, well, what's next? You're going back to L.A. I'm going back to L.A.
Starting point is 00:38:08 Then we're doing another city cruises live. San Diego and then you go back to being unemployed or what? Oh, and this, whoa, dude, I didn't need you to jump there. Oh, and by the time this comes out, Sarah, her new show will have officially started. She will be on Broadway again with Jonathan Groff and just in time playing Connie Francis. If you come to New York, make sure you go see the show. Get your tickets early because it is selling very well and hard to get tickets too. It's going to be such a good show. People are going to love it. So I'm here for her opening night, then I fly back home, and then I'm hosting like a charity gala up north because I give back the people, you know, I'm the end of the people. Oh, and I think we were announcing my new show that I was working on in Toronto this week. That's exciting. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:02 I love that for you. So that's it. Yeah, you're right. I don't have any other jobs lined up. I had a lot of work out here, though, actually. So I'm kind of cool. I can chill for a little bit. That's nice.
Starting point is 00:39:13 Must be nice. Yeah. What do you got coming up? I'm home for another couple of weeks, but I leave for Australia soon for a couple weeks. I'm playing four shows in Australia, my first shows ever to play there. I'm very excited. I will be in Sydney called Riden Hearts. Megan Moroni is headlining, Queen Megan.
Starting point is 00:39:36 We love that. Nate Smith's also playing. So it'll be a really fun country festival over. there. Sydney is the first one. And then the, then Ridenhart's Melbourne. So the same festival, two cities. And then I have a week off in Melbourne, which I'm really excited about, because I've never been. So if you guys have any, I mean, Matt can give me some, I guess. But like, if you guys have any wrecks for Sydney or Melbourne, I have not been to either place. I've only ever been to the Gold Coast. So excited to see a different part of Australia. I'm going to stay for a week.
Starting point is 00:40:04 And then I'm doing, I'm DJing a few events around the Melbourne Cup, which is, I guess, like their Kentucky Derby kind of. Cool. So that should be cool. And it's springtime over there. So I'll get like one last taste of summer, I think. And then I'll come home and I'm sure it'll be freaking miserable by the time I get back, you know? Dang.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Is Matt going with you? No. You're going to where he's from and he's not going? Isn't that sad? That's weird. Why isn't he? Visa stuff. Oh, if he leaves, it's hard to come back.
Starting point is 00:40:36 It is. Interesting. I know, so he's going to stay here and hold down the fort. Well, why don't you guys 90-day fiancée it, man? Just get married. Put me on the show. Yeah, pay me first. Pay me first.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Pay me and then I'll marry him. So when do you leave for this? I'll leave on the 20th. What are we going to do about the show? We can do it from there. We can? No, you're worried. I mean, it's like completely different time zones.
Starting point is 00:41:03 It'd be all right. It's actually not as bad as going to Europe because it's like Europe to me is like, Europe to me is, like, like it's not enough of a time change to make it easy but like there it's it's not as bad because they're a whole day ahead so yeah it'll just be it'll be like sunday for you but monday for me or whatever we decide you know okay it just won't be bad i think it'll be fine i'm not worried we always find away wells quantis have a safe flight well i'm going to talk to you like twice more before i leave okay today's the sixth yeah well well Why, I have tears, short and sweet.
Starting point is 00:41:40 Sorry, guys. Yeah, sorry. I've been, I've been focusing so much on these cruises. I haven't been able to watch stuff. I've been focusing so much on drinking with people that I just have no shows. That's right. Drinking with people. After you gave up alcohol, I love that.
Starting point is 00:41:56 Listen, I had two days where I drank. For someone that gave up alcohol, that's a complete contradiction. I recognize that, and I wish I hadn't, but I did. And here we are. Here we are. And you're going to do it again in San Diego. I know. Listen, I didn't say I was going to quit drinking.
Starting point is 00:42:15 I just said I'm only going to drink if it's like worth it. Okay. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, it was worth it. I have a quick question. Okay. What are you doing for Halloween? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:42:26 You always do something huge. What are you going to do? I don't know. Sarah's going to be here. I don't know if I'm going to be here. I feel like Halloween in New York City would be sick. She's got to work. I don't even know if it.
Starting point is 00:42:38 would be worth it to come. What are you guys doing? I'll be in Australia. Oh. I'm bummed. I love Halloween. Is Halloween a thing for Australians? I think it is,
Starting point is 00:42:48 but I just don't think anyone does Halloween like Americans, you know? Yeah. So that's kind of a bummer for me, too. We need to think of some couple's Halloween ideas, even though we're not going to be in the same place. I just feel like you at least need the photo. Yeah. Right?
Starting point is 00:43:06 Yeah. All right. Well, YFTZ, if you've got any suggestions, DM us. Yeah, let us know. Yeah. All right. Well, have a good week. I hope that you get to wash your hair at some point.
Starting point is 00:43:19 And maybe tomorrow. Okay. Yeah, whenever. Yeah. Yeah, it's fine. Just be dirty. Do you not, like, do you not shower today? I took a bath last night.
Starting point is 00:43:29 A bath? I'm a big bath girl. Really? Mm. It's a lot of water. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:36 So showering. Yeah, I guess you're right. All right. It's all the same. We'll wash your hair. I'll get to it. Okay. Why have tears?
Starting point is 00:43:44 We love you. See you guys later. Bye. Bye.

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