Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Are You Just Trying to Cry?

Episode Date: March 16, 2022

Brandi has some nerves leading up to a huge gig, and while she is getting ready to live her best life, Wells is living his absolute worst. He is apparently allergic to every food under the sun…Cooking with Wells isn’t looking (or tasting) too hot these days. Your hosts then discuss the most bonkers ending of a Bachelor season, and Brandi takes this opportunity to drive home the fact that men. are. trash. Also, Wells fills us in on Tom Brady and Pete and Skete. Brandi then suggests he gets more hobbies, and he informs us that he in fact landed a plane the other day, so Brandi should back off.  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast.   Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Twin Flames — Follow Twin Flames on Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, or you can listen early and ad-free by subscribing to Wondery Plus in Apple Podcasts or the Wondery App.  Dooney & Bourke — Go to Dooney.com/YFT and use the code YFT before April 30, 2022 for 20% off your first order  Nutrafol — Go to Nutrafol.com and enter promo code YFT to save $15 off your first month’s subscription, plus free shipping on every order. This is their best offer anywhere and is only available to US customers for a limited time.   Beam — Go to beamorganics.com/YFT and use code YFT at checkout for $20 off (35% off)  Article — Go to article.com/yft to get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more  Bachelor Happy Hour — Listen to Bachelor Happy Hour on Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, Spotify, or you can listen ad-free by subscribing to Wondery Plus in Apple Podcasts or the Wondery app. 

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Well, I just made myself a coffee and it's 7 p.m. That's how we're doing. Ooh. Are you one of those people that like if you drink coffee at night, you're not going to bed until like 3.30 tomorrow? Yeah, but in this case, I need, I think I have to stay up until 3.30. Why? I might have to have you cut this, but I'll know by end of day tomorrow if I do. Yeah. But in this case, I need, I think I have to stay up until three 30. Why? I might have to have you cut this, but I'll know by end of day tomorrow. If I do, I got a call yesterday from the president. Like, I know, you know, I'm going to South America. Yes. Back when I first learned that Miley was going to be going down there to play these festivals. I was so excited thinking like, Oh my God, I want to go down and I want to book

shows too. Like I'd love to go down and play clubs, like, and then get to see her shows. Like that would just be so fun. But with COVID it just, everyone was very hesitant for me to book things. We just didn't know what it was going to be like. And it was just really hard to know if I'd be allowed to leave and then come back and all this stuff. So I kind of took one for the team and was like, all right, I'll just go for fun. Like, I won't play. I won't do anything. I just I'll go see South America, hang out with my family. Love it. Get a call yesterday. Hey, you want to play Lollapalooza Argentina?

Oh, and I was like, you mean the actual festival? And they were like, yeah, there's a 30 minute slot available on the Perry stage. Do you want it? And I was like, oh, my God. Like, I leave in two days. Yeah. Thanks for the short notice. Well, this is amazing. Right I leave in two days. Yeah. Thanks for the short notice. Well, this is amazing.

It's a write-off. It's crazy. It's a write-off. But I was already scrambling, you know, to pack and check all my boxes before I leave for two weeks, which is already stressful enough. And on top of that, I'm, like, scrambling for wardrobe and getting my music library together. And what do South Americans listen to? And it's just a whole thing. So I'm stressed. But it's okay because I'm going to South America, baby.

And I think I'm playing Lollapalooza. I mean, that's dope. That's a fave thing. I don't think you should change like your music for them. I mean, be you, bro. I am going to be me for sure. But, you know, when I play like the clubs at 2.30 a.m., I'm playing like trap music, like grind on whoever is next to you, like pop lock and drop it with your wet ass P word. Like, you know?

Yeah. And I don't think that's the move for a 3 p.m. set time at a festival. I don't think it needs to be changed just a little bit. So I'm just going to do more of my like pop EDM thing. Okay. Just the like grinding it rap music that I do in the club. Too bad you don't have a 3 a.m. slot. Well, that would be different.

Yeah. But I'm going to take what I can get because it's pretty freaking cool. So we're having to like check some boxes here before I really say yes and commit. Like, are you going to provide the gear that I need? Things like that. Can I get a work permit? We're doing all that stuff right now. So it's not like a thousand percent confirmed.

So I might call you tomorrow and say, scratch that whole thing. But hopefully I don't. Hopefully I get to play. Wait, is Miley playing this? Oh, yeah. She's headlining every festival. That's why we're going. I didn't even know they did a Lollapalooza South America.

Yeah, it's Lolla Argentina, Brazil, Sao Paulo, and one other one's Lollapalooza South America. Yeah, it's Lolla Argentina, Brazil, Sao Paulo, and one other one's Lollapalooza, maybe Santiago. And then the other two are different festivals. So nice. Yeah. Well, hell yeah.

Right off, baby. I know I might get to play Brazil too. We're working on it. But Argentino is the one that's in the forefront. Well, I'm happy for you. I'm honestly terrified, but I'm going to fake it till I make it because that's what I always do. It usually works out for me.

Yeah. No one in this life knows what they're doing. Okay. If I've learned anything in the 37 years I've been on this earth, no one has a fucking clue about anything. And they're just hoping for the best yeah so that's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna play some hits and the thing that that's tragic is you know i normally travel with my buddy aj who mcs for me because i don't love talking on the mic you know i love to to mix the music and i love to dance around and play and perform.

But as far as like talking on the mic, it's not really my thing. But AJ is so good at it and he's so good at hyping up the crowd. So normally when I travel, I take him and this is just two last minute to get his flights booked, his COVID test, his vac status. It's just so many things. We've been working on this for months, literally, for us to go. So it's just not realistic to think that in two days I can make aging and make it happen for AJ to come. So I'm very sad about that. So I am going to have to probably get drunk at 3 PM so that I'm

vocal enough to get on the mic. Well, that's good. You need to do that. You need to be Argentina. Yeah. But you got to learn how to say it in Spanish and then also in Portuguese, apparently for Sao Paulo. I think I got to stick with English because I'm going to sound really stupid if I try to speak any other language. Hola, Argentina. Bienvenidos. No, no, that's too much. Hola, Argentina. I can do the other part. I'm going to sound dumb. ¿Dónde está la biblioteca? That's what i hear and in everyone's defense i am dumb because i took french in school which has never ever served me at all i should have taken spanish spanish or like mandarin that

wouldn't serve me either because i've never been to anywhere in asia actually well yeah but when eventually you'll go well you know i'm just so happy that you're just living your best life because. I'm really doing it. Because I'm not living my best life. I'm living my worst life right now. You're sitting at home dog sitting because Sarah's gone. Yeah, I mean, that's that's one thing. Yes.

And I'm happy for her and she's acting and singing and dancing. And that's so great. But, you know, so I told you last week that I did this blood test and your boy has like got some props. Problems. Yeah. And then I also did a food sensitivity sensitivity test. And your boy has got the worst problems that you could have when it comes to food that

you like. Let me just go through my props. Okay? I'm scared for you. If I could give people a bit of advice, it would be don't grow up, Peter Pan. All right? Stay in Neverland forever. Seriously.

I'm allergic to milk. I don't like milk. Yeah, but I love cheese. Well, you didn't say dairy. You said milk. Okay, this is what this freaking thing says. This is what I'm positive for in terms of I have an allergy for. Milk.

Cow. Also exclude. Cow's milk in all forms. Liquid. Dried. Ice cream. Cheese. Yogurt.

Butter. I like all of those things, basically. And yes, did I know that it gave me bubble guts? Yes. I just don't care. Do you like to see it in writing? Not so much, Doc. Let's continue on.

Barley. So I don't really know what that is, but I think barley is in beer. For sure. So cool. Love beer. Can't do that anymore broccoli your boy loves broccoli it's like who's allergic to broccoli i am no allergic to green beans love a green bean casserole god why would you do this to me smite me down like this what kind of test is this it's a fucking ruin your day test

all right we're not done i've never heard of someone being allergic to a vegetable you know i've been thinking that i'm i've got a gluten allergy your boy doesn't have a gluten allergy it's much worse i was gonna say that's great news no i know i have a yeast allergy. Baker's yeast and brewer's yeast. So, foods to avoid for yeast allergy. Sugar in all forms. Table sugar, organic sugar, brown sugar, raw sugar, honey. Honey? Sucrose, fructose, molasses, agave nectarave nectar maple syrup artificial sweeteners also fruit dried fruit

fruits and high sugar like bananas dates grapes watermelon i like all those fucking things also aged cheeses also mushrooms fungi truffles your boy's boug, fungi, truffles. Your boy is bougie. He loves truffles. Why? Sweetened beverages, soda, sports drinks, refined grains, white rice. I love fucking sushi. Pasta. Come on. Potatoes.

What? Yeast. So what can you eat? Nothing! Literally, I don't know what I would eat. I don't eat anything but those things. I'm not even done, dude. Process meats, deli meats, smoked meats. I like all those types of meats. Chocolate. I love

chocolate. Alcohol. What? Also, this is the curveball, and this was just like the death blow. Vinegar. Commercial salad dressing. What? Pickles and mustard. I love pickles and mustard.

And you know what I like to do? My favorite snack in the world that I think is kind of healthy is I take some deli meat, which is on the list of things I can't have, and then I get a little bit of pickle, and I put that on the deli meat, and then I put some mustard on it, and then I roll it up and do a little thing, and I eat that, and I think this is a nice little healthy treat. Can't have it. Anyways, I don't know what I'm supposed to eat anymore, but it sounds.

Seriously, did you say what can I eat? I have like a consultation with a doctor and be like, all right, well, let's just break it down to like the things that I can't get through. You know? Can you eat quinoa? I don't know. Not that anyone wants that, but. Yeah, that wasn't what I said, but I don't want quinoa. I know.

I was like, you can't have rice. You can't have pasta. I want cheese. What can you have? I want alcohol. If you were to go make some salmon, can you have salmon? Yes. Well, there you go.

What could you eat with that? Anything? Salad. But no dressing? Well, not commercial dressing. I got to make my own dressings now. Well, that's all right. That's pretty easy.

Yeah, I know. Anyways, I'm just like- Says the person that doesn't lift a finger when it comes to food. Well, this is tragic right. That's pretty easy. Yeah, I know. Anyways, I'm just like- Says the person that doesn't lift a finger when it comes to food. Well, this is tragic news. It's tragic. Honestly, if I were you, I would be very depressed. I'm just going to power through. I don't know if I'm going to change anything.

That's what I was going to say. Just eat it anyway. Yeah. Life is short. I mean, you've been fine this far, really. I know, but I'm not getting any younger. Anyways, speaking of no good, terrible, horrible news, we got to talk about The Bachelor. Oh my gosh.

Should we start the show first? Yeah. We should start the show. Okay. Is it you or me? I have no idea. Go for it. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with...

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Can you have that tea you're drinking? I don't know. I don't know if I can have my Roblox tea, but it's delicious. I'm not going to hold back. Okay? Okay. Got it. Clayton, here we go. Okay. So I tweeted out the day of the finale. This is what I tweeted. Let me just read it. That this finale blew every other finale out of the water and that it was absolutely bonkers. And here's what I didn't realize is that like Nick Vial had said the same thing and Ben had said the same thing and like Becca had said the same thing. And so everyone's coming at me are they paying you to say this the most dramatic shit and i was like fuck they never

paid me anyways but what no i just think that this is true so a lot of people are coming at me hard being like this is bullshit you guys are all full of shit if i'm wrong i will come to your house and i will mix you a fucking drink if you disagree with me after this. I'll even wear that stupid shirt they got me in paradise wearing. Do you agree that this one was the most bonkers ending of the show ever? Yes. Okay, thank you. I mean, it was definitely very different than the way that the Bachelor finale is supposed to go, right?

Yeah. Like, this is not right. There has been times when, when like things haven't gone right a la pilot pete and colton you know like yeah but this one was just a calamity yeah of bad decisions yep i would venture to say my favorite thing about the ending of the show was that literally, I think that every decision Clayton could have made was the wrong decision. I don't think he made one good decision in those last two episodes. No, he didn't. Every one I was just like.

I would even say the last three episodes. Yeah. There must have been people there being like, really? This is what you want to do? Really? So let's just break it down. where do we even start okay well it opens up with clayton going to church which is okay oh boy clayton thinks the way to get out of this is to take him to church. Which, like,

sitting there watching the fucking the choir sing. I think that he, like, I think he thought that, like, this is going to be a good look. Like, I'm a God-fearing guy. I'm going to church. Like, this is going to make, like, people like me again. Possible. You know? Yeah. church and like this is gonna make like people like me again possible you know yeah this is clayton it was a beautiful church this is this beautiful church this is clayton being like

this is how i get out of it i know exactly exactly what I'm going to do. I know exactly, guys, I know exactly what I'm going to do. So we're going to do, yep. Uh-huh. Go to church. I'm going to worship. I'm going to tell Susie my sins. She's going to sharpen her knife, dude. Hey, producers, can we?

Yep. Okay, got it. Cool. I mean, like, just the best, like, the first bad decision. You know what? Number one. Well, let's go to church. People really relate to this, you know? Why go to church?

Unless it is a Mormon church, makes no sense. Because you're a polygamist narrowing things down. Right. I digress. He goes to church. That's right. And then he's got his little interview and he says, I'm so broken. Uh-huh.

Then he starts to cry a little bit. Uh-huh. And I just couldn't stop thinking of the time that he went to Sarah and goes, are you just trying to cry? Ooh. You know? Like, I don't even believe these tears. I'm sitting there being like is everyone just full of shit on this show at this point like does is everyone just full of shit because like i

was like a bro you're doing the same thing right now the same thing and you know what you're kind of worse and hear me out because sarah. You know? It's a great song. Dude, I remember. This is such a sidebar. But I remember when the record label rep came in and was pumping this Hosea song. And we were like, we're not really a Christian radio station. He's like, it's about sex. Oh.

All right. I like this. Love it. Love the song. Get it up. Heavy rotation immediately. Which is funny because Clayton slept with everybody. So then Clayton's big idea after going to church is we're going to have this rose ceremony and I'm going to tell the women, the remaining women, that I've told everyone that I love them and that I fucked everybody. The fact that he did this with both of them standing there and he's clearly he's like, well, I only want to have to say this once.

But how fucking disrespectful to make those two girls stand next to each other when you deliver that news. Well, he likes to deliver news in pairs, apparently, because I hate it. Yeah, that's the foreshadowing of like just bad decisions. So his grand plan is I just need to come clean, which I understand. I get it. I think he just wanted to be transparent. Right before he goes, he's talking to Jesse and Jesse's like, what he says is, do you really want to do this? And he's like, yeah.

But what Jesse's really saying is, so your plan is to go fuck everything up. Just so I'm clear. Okay. Go forth, young child. Make bad decisions. It's insane. I guess you could say, yeah, it was a bad decision to come clean. But also, if I were him, I would kind of be feeling like, all right, they're going to watch this back and know the truth eventually.

I might as well get ahead of it and tell them now versus let's say I end up with one of them and then we're watching it back together and they're fucking pissed like at least like let's air this out now it's a fair thing but the delivery so disrespectful listen everyone signed up for the show they kind of i hate to say like knew what they were signing up for but they did you know they've seen the show before they know that people have relationships with other people there's a part of me that's like, Clayton can say that relationship, the ins and outs of it, is between myself and her, and you guys don't really need to know that. I think that that's fair, and I think he could have gone up there and said, hey, listen, Susie left. The stresses of doing this show were too great, which is what happened, right?

She freaked out, and she left. But don't you think if he had said just that, let's just pretend for one second that he said just that, ends up with, let's just say Rachel. And they come back home and then she watches it back. So not only was he not honest about why Susie left, but he lied about why she left at this point. If she if he's just saying the stress of the show got too much. No, she left because she asked you if you slept with us and you said yes or whatever. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. I don't know if I could have, like, let that slide.

Yeah. Because to me, it would have been like, oh, so you just like sugarcoated it for the for the sake of the show. I don't know. There's there was no good thing to do there. Yeah. Just he could have just done it better. He could have done the bad thing better. I have a theory, by the way, because we didn't talk about Susie's exit last week because we hadn't watched the episode.

But I wonder if Clayton gets mad because he starts to wonder if she's doing all of this because she just wants to be the Bachelorette. I'm sure that crosses his mind. I don't want to speak for him, but I wonder if that's why he gets angry because he's like, I was getting played this entire time. But you don't have a leg to stand on because you are the bachelor. So you've kind of done this too. Right. Whatever decision that he could have made would have been better than what he did do in that situation. Right off the bat, that one was horrible. I feel so bad for these girls. Rachel says, I'll stay. And Gabby's like, peace out, bro.

I know. Gabby has really grown on me recently. Well, me too. I still don't see their connection at all, but she has grown on me too. And mostly just because it's funny because a lot of the things Gabby says, she comes off as like not very street smart, but when it comes to vocalizing her feelings, when with Clayton, she's very good at communicating with him. And I really like that about her. Cause it's not easy to do when you're in emotional distress. It's not easy, easy to clearly communicate what someone else is doing wrong and what they're doing to you. And she does it really well. Well, listen, I, I think Gabby's a lot of

things. I don't think she's stupid. She's an ICU nurse. I think the problem, the problem that Gabby has is that she talks like this, like, Oh my God. And you're just like, are you a baby? Why are you talking like this? But I think that's why you think that of her. And she's kind of like kind of silly. So, but she's like, peace out. so then poor rachel's you can see the gears in her head being like did i just win the bachelor what does this mean am i default chick oh i know which is so terrible so terrible i feel so bad for her and when he went after gabby and obviously we all know he convinced her to stay i was like screaming at the television run Gabby oh I know I know I know and I wanted her to stick to her guns you know me too I wish

she'd done it yeah but we don't have the things that happen without Gabby's decision to come back yeah she really took one for the team there I gotta say yeah she's the mvp of this season she takes one for the team hardcore yep for this ending okay so he convinces her to come back which is insane and then they have like the world's worst cheer ever yeah and then we meet clayton's parents who the dad chef's kiss greatest guy ever do you not think that he's like the best thing that happened i mean yeah the fam was great the dad's like you're a fucking idiot. Do you not think that he's like the best thing that happened? I mean, yeah. The fam was great. The dad's like, you're a fucking idiot.

What do you say? I think you screwed the pooch. Screwed the pooch. Yeah. Classic Midwest phrase. Love that. Well, let me tell you what. He screwed two pooches.

That's what happened. Seriously. And that's why the third pooch left. I think the family is just so flabbergasted at all of these bad decisions. Yes. My son did what? Yeah. They're just in a tailspin being like,

I don't know if this is a good idea, you know? Clayton, she left. Maybe it's not a great idea to go after her. So then he has the idea that he needs to fix things with Susie. How do you think the producers kept her there for two whole days after she was supposed to go home? Do you think they told her this is normal? You have to stay hoping that this would circle back? Or do you think she like I was shocked that she was still there, right?

I can speak to that. So she was the last date, right? And the rose ceremony, I suppose, was the next day. So she probably had to do a bunch of interviews, a bunch of pickup stuff because she's off the show now. That usually takes like you got to do like another day for that. Right. Got it. They could have very easily been like, we can't get you on a flight until.

That's what I was thinking. Like, do you think the producers were stalling, sending her home, thinking like, oh, there's a chance this is going to circle back? For sure. Yeah, it had to be. thinking like, oh, there's a chance this is going to circle back. For sure. Yeah, it had to be. Also, there might have been flying issues.

And also, you have to do like, you have to speak with the shrink for a while after the show. Like, there are things that they do to kind of like, get unloaded from the show. Got it. I actually don't think there was like, a whole lot of time in between. I think that it was very much like, we have a flight for you,

but first Clayton wants to talk. And then he's like, yeah, okay, great. So then his terrible idea is to try to get back the girl that left all while knowing that everyone's going to watch this back. I know. And that's where I was like, what is happening? So then he goes and talks to Susie. The girl is very polished with how she articulates her thoughts and words. with how she articulates her thoughts and words.

So then he does this thing where he asks her, What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together? Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say. We really don't... Hit me with it. Just give it to me straight. I came a long way just to see you, Mary. Just... least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?

Not good. You mean not good like one out of a hundred? I'd say more like one out of a million. So you're telling me there's a chance. Yeah! I just feel like he just is so bad at reading the room. The entire time he was very bad about picking up on what people were saying, reading the room. But I don't know. Do you think that there was a part of her that still had feelings for him?

Do you think she was just done? I think she was done. It's hard to come back from the way he spoke to her. I agree. Because at the end of the day, yeah, you know, I hear you.

You're sorry. I hear you. You were angry. You were emotional. You spoke out of character. I hear all that. However, unfortunately,

this is a look into the future of what it's going to look like. If this happens, if we get married and this happens, if we have an argument, then you're going to treat me the same way you did then, because if you're hurt in the future of what it's going to look like if this happens, if we get married and this happens and we have an argument, then you're going to treat me the same way you did then if you're hurt in the future. So unfortunately, as much as I'd love to be like, oh yeah, that's not a character for you. It's really not. That kind of is your character when you get angry. And she's probably not wanting to sign up for that. Yeah, you're not wrong. He showed his ass in that. If he had done that with some grace, he actually, I think, probably could have gotten her back.

Yeah, me too. So he has some hope, albeit a very small sliver of hope that he's holding on to. And then his genius idea is to bring both women together again to tell them that he's dumping them and they need to go home because Susie is the one for him. What is this two-for-one special he thinks like is the better play here? I don't know.

But him being like, oh yeah, by the way, fuck you guys. Enjoy the first flight out of Iceland. I'm going with Susie. To both of them is amazing. I'll tell you what. Gabby, greatest scene ever. I know, it was great. When she's like, peace out.

And then he goes and follows her. And she's like, all right, you want to talk? And she's like, peace out. And then he goes and follows her and he's like, all right, you want to talk? And she's like, this is what's bullshit. Your ego and your insecurity is that I wanted to leave on my own terms and you didn't want that. And you stole that from me. It's true. It's totally true. It's that whole thing. Like you can't fire me because I quit, you know? I know exactly. And I was like I was like yes girl for fucking speaking your truth and standing up to him and here's the thing like I don't I'm not gonna say Gabby wasn't in love with him I don't know I she just was never as emotional as the other girls right about the things that

were going on with him and I think that was probably one of the reasons why it was easier for her to stand up to him and communicate like that is that because she didn't have as much emotion in it. It's hard when you're being emotionally manipulated by someone to be able to speak that clearly, and she just really slayed it. Yeah. Yeah, I'd be for president. When he's like, can I walk you out?

And she's like, no. No. I know. Yes! Slow clap! Yes! Yes! No.

Oh, God. And then he goes back and talks to rachel sarah put it this way she was like this is how a 30 year old reacts to this and a 20 year old reacts to this gabby's the one that was older and was like mature that's an interesting take on that because rachel is you're making it down for this day are you sure like are you really putting me in this car like i can't believe this whereas gabby is like uh peace out you fucking asshole okay i can see that it's also i'm not a woman so you very well could be right i think it's more of i think rachel really really really loved him whereas i'm not sure if gabby felt like that super hard about it. I'm with you on that. Yeah.

Okay. I found it very difficult to watch the conversation with him and Rachel because I have taken a hit, taken another one, given second chances, wanted to believe in what we had fought for it. And at the end of the day, what she said, like you gave me nothing. He gave her nothing. And I have been Rachel and I say, fuck you, Clayton. Every fucking girl that has been where Rachel is Rachel. I feel for you, girl. I have been there. And like my heart breaks for her. I know we're all Susie for Bachelorette, but you know who really fucking deserves it is Rachel because her heart got drug through the mud this season

because out of everybody, I really do think like she was just head over heels in love with the guy. And it is kind of, I mean, Sarah's right to an extent. It is that like young, like love, like where she says, like, you know, when you screamed, I love you from the bottom of the street and I was on the balcony, it's like a once in a lifetime love that I felt or whatever. And I just stood there and like hoped other people feel this love girl. I've been there

and the fucking guy fucking walked away from me too. And I fucking feel you. And it, I mean, it is like a little bit of that, like innocent love type feeling where Gabby kind of seems like a gal that maybe that's happened before for her and now she's a little bit jaded and so now she's like built up a little bit of uh you know like a tougher exterior to be able to say fuck you I'm out of here but I love her and I just my heart broke for her watching that yeah final scene Clayton goes and gets Susie. He starts unleashing his heart. And in the final bad decision of Clayton, Eckhart,

he says something to the effect of, this is how serious I am about you. I even got one of these. And he pulls the ring out before he would be getting on a knee. Bro, what are you doing what are you doing in your neanderthal mind you think that showing her the ring is going to make her fall in love with you and then you can get down on one knee and show her what's inside. Like, is that your big plan?

You've taken away, as someone who's done it, you've taken away the magic of the moment of proposing to somebody. Absolutely. And now it's this guilt trip fucking proposal thing where you're like, look at what I got for you, you inconsiderate bitch. I didn't think this guy could make any more bad decisions.

And then he ripped that thing out. And I was like, Jesus Christ. Also, you didn't pay this guy could make any more bad decisions and then he ripped that thing out and i was like jesus christ also you didn't pay for that that's a new landing not sentimental at all you know he's like is there any way this could work or something like that and like just tell me now and she's like yeah no i don't think there's any way this could work it's crazy honestly i was shocked that she even i was shocked that she even showed up there like in a white dress you know what i mean like knowing she was gonna go and say no i mean there i guess part of me could be like oh she probably was like well i'm gonna go out with bang if i'm going out like looking my best you know bachelorette ready um but i kind of feel

like if i were her i would have been like you know what i i'm just gonna go in my airport sweats and just tell him like bruh we're done so everyone knows we haven't seen the live thing yet because we're recording this a couple days beforehand so i don't even know if i like am mentally ready for that part of the show yeah question is clayton the worst bachelor we've had ever i think he's pretty pretty bad. Sarah and I were talking about it like Juan Pablo is pretty bad. That was the other one that I was going to say is like a close second. You know what I was thinking about? This whole narrative about, you know, you said that you were in love with me and you slept with all of us.

And this is a good cautionary tale for a lot of men out there. I don't know if they listen to this podcast. But boys do this a lot. They will say whatever they have to say to get in a girl's pants. Can't do that. You can't bait someone into sleeping with them with that word whilst on national television. I just whilst call me crazy, call me old fashioned, but you shouldn't do that. Yeah, you can't. You can't. Yeah, it was pretty bad. It was terrible and like beautiful.

The best ending ever. I'm sorry. It was so great. All those students in Minnesota that were like, we love Clint. Oh yeah. They're probably like, oh God, what a terrible endorsement. We take it all back. I don't want to call him dumb. I think he's just immature.

I think he made really bad decisions. Like he clearly doesn't have much adult relationship experience. You know what I mean? Yeah. So. Is that enough? I think so. Final thoughts?

Men are trash. I don't know. Yeah. Garbage. Excited to see The Bachelorette. I think they're about to start filming that. So. All right. Well, I think that's enough. We did a lot of Bachelor. I know. I don't know. Yeah. Garbage. Excited to see The Bachelorette. I think they're about to start filming that. So, all right. Well, I think that's enough.

We did a lot of Bachelor. I know. I know. A lot to unpack. It was. It was too much to unpack, if I'm being honest. And to everyone out there that was getting mad at me, that was saying, like, I was, like, tweeting about it being crazy because, like, they paid me to do it.

Fuck you, man. No. That was bonkers. That was the most bonkers closing i've ever seen the show it was beautiful it was chef's kiss chef's kiss well done all right you got any fave things bro or bro i do i do have a fave thing can i just say yeah hulu hey hulu yeah can we please make it so that you can freaking download stuff onto the ipad so i can watch on the plane because netflix can do it hbo can do it hulu why are

you holding out on us yeah i really just want to watch this show that i've started on the plane tomorrow what show it's a american crime story okay they did the oJ show. And then the second season was the Versace assassination. That one. So season three is the Monica Lewinsky sitch. And it's good. This came out a while ago. Oh, it did? Yeah.

It was on FX originally. It came out back in 2016. Oh, damn. Well, it just popped up on my Hulu. It was like, new for you. And I was like, yes, please. Sarah Paulson. Well, it just popped up on my Hulu. It was like, new for you. And I was like, yes, please. And Sarah Paulson's in it. Yep.

Sterling K. Brown is in it. I mean, the cast is ridiculous. Beanie Feldstein. Great cast. Jonah Hill's sister. Cuba Gooden Jr.? Oh, yeah. Eddie Falco.

Jeez Louise, what a cast. I know. Clive Owen. It's good political drama, and it really happened. So, you know. Yeah. Cool story, bruh. I mean, she blew him in the Oval Office.

You think they banged in the Oval Office? I do. I don't know. I mean, the whole story was that she gave him a blowy, and then I think he used a cigar as kind of like a dildo. Can I say that on this show? Ew. I think that's what happened.

Ew. I'm just saying what I think happened. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Liar! Men are garbage! Except when I took a cigar and I put it in her vagina. That is so disgusting. In my defense, I told her that I loved her.

If Clayton has taught me anything, it's that if you just say I love you to somebody, you can do sex with them. Terrible Bill Clinton accent, but, you know, here we are. I've watched a couple things. What you got? I watched this documentary called 14 Peaks that is fantastic. Remember I was telling you about the documentary about that free solo guy that was going up? Yeah. So this is kind of in the same vein. Here's the tag.

I can't watch that. Yeah. So this is kind of in the same vein. Here's the tag. Fearless Nepali mountaineer embarks on a seemingly impossible quest to summit all 14 of the world's 8,000-meter peaks in seven months. Damn, that's sick. So it's this guy. He is from Nepal, okay? Mm-hmm.

from Nepal. Okay. And he calls this idea of doing all 14 big mountains project possible because everyone he told was like, that's impossible. You can't do it. It has been done before, but it took someone like 17 years to do it. And he wants to do it in seven months. Why seven months? Why not like a year? I don't even know. Because he was just like, I want to do it immediately. What's really beautiful about it is all these rich, white, Western assholes come to Everest and K2

and they climb Mount Everest and they get to say that they climbed Mount Everest. But the truth of the matter is, yeah, you did, but you had a Sherpa from Nepal carry all of your shit up there, and you don't even fucking know his name. You're a trash human, and that guy did all the work,

and you kind of just walked up willy-nilly. And so he's like, this is bullshit. As someone from Nepal, I want to be the person that does this. I want to be the one that gets credit for it. And like, he's got his Sherpas there. This is so-and-so. This is so-and-so. This is my brother so-and-so. He's fucking amazing. This is my brother so-and-so. He's so fucking talented. And by the way, I'm paying all of them more than any of the Western guys that come over and do

this. He raised all this money to do it. And then you start finding out about his life. This guy is insane. He was part of the special forces and was just like a badass. He's like basically like what Nepal's version of a Green Beret or a Navy SEAL was. The way that he's able to breathe at high elevation is unlike anybody else. Yes, he is the guy that's leading the thing and he's got all these Sherpas with him, but he's doing all the heavy lifting. And every time this motherfucker goes up, he's coming down super pumped because he did it. And there's some stupid American who's about to die, who's stuck, and your boy's got to fucking save him every single time. And there are times when he's like calling, being like, you've got to get the helicopter up there.

And they're like, the helicopter's like, we can't. You guys need to come down. You're running out of oxygen. You need to come down right now or you're going to die. And he's like, it's not in my blood. I'm a Marine. It's not my blood. I can't leave anyone behind.

And he just saves all these fucking people. God damn it. That guy's fucking awesome. Dude, 14 Pigs is really good. Okay, wow. Yeah, really good. Is it a series or a movie? No, it's just a movie.

And it's kind of scary, but it's cool. He does Everest, K2, all the other ones that are huge that you don't really know the names of because we're stupid Americans. All of those. He does one mountain. Everyone's like, this is such a hard fucking mountain. It's amazing. And he had gone out the night before and partied and was super hungover. And everyone's like, this is bonkers that this man.

Oh, he does. I think he does two in one day he so and he they're like he's hungover right now dude he's a monster you gotta watch it dude 14 peaks great great stuff what's it on netflix yeah hello i'll download that for the flight screw you hulu there you go the second season of upload is out now and i I love that show. I don't know if you remember. I talked about it a couple years ago. Yeah, I never watched it, but I remember you talking about it. It's so good. It's on Prime.

It's my buddy Robbie Amell's show. And the quick synopsis is that in this world in the future, if you die, you can upload your brain into a computer. And then you kind of live in this VR world where people from the living world can kind of come visit you. But you're kind of like basically in an old age home, but everyone in the old age home is dead. And there's like kind of like a whodunit murder mystery. He was like writing code for this, like a new app and it was stolen and then he died and it was like kind of under weird circumstances. But it's a comedy. The second season is so good. It's not

like super serious, but upload. Great. Okay. On Prime. I don't like to be least favorite thing guy, but I have to do it when I was wrong about something and I don't want people to go down a rabbit hole of bad, even though I suggested it. The last episode I told everyone I was really excited about, This Flag Means Death. It's on HBO Max. It's got an amazing cast. It's Taika Waitakiki and I think Rise Darby from Flight of the Conchords. I was so excited for it.

I've watched three episodes. I just, I take back what I said. I just, I don't know, maybe a couple more episodes in, it'll get better, but not one of my favorite things. I'm sorry. To continue on my love affair with Ryan Reynolds, I watched The Atom Project. What is that? It's a new Netflix movie with Ryan Reynolds.

Oh, he's loving the Netflix films, isn't he? He's just loving life right now. He's just, I can't do no wrong. I know. Listen to the cast of this. Mark Ruffalo. Oh, love him. Who just can't do no wrong. I know. Listen to the cast of this. Mark Ruffalo. Ooh, love him. Who's married to Jennifer Garner. Oh. A la 13 going

on 30. Yep. Love that. Zoe Saldana. Oh. Catherine Kinnear and Ryan Reynolds. Love that. Here's the tag. A time-traveling pilot teams up with his younger self and his late father to come to terms with his past while saving the future the atom project great film it's not too serious it's not

like the greatest thing that's ever been made it's fun it's funny he's got time travel there's a good guy there's a bad guy ryan rey, older self and younger self are fucking hilarious together. Who doesn't like Mark Ruffalo? It's just Zoe Saldana. I mean, it's weird. It's like everyone from Marvel is doing this film. That's interesting. Yeah. Which makes me wonder, like, is this just a Marvel film? I didn't know about it. Yeah. The Adam Project. Pretty good. Pretty good. OK. Sounds great. Netflix. Yeah.

Netflix. I'm going to download that. You should. That one's good. Can I just say that cooked tomatoes are trash? I hate tomatoes in all shapes and forms. I don't mind a raw tomato in a salad or on a cheeseburger, which I can't have anymore because guess what? Fucking yeast.

But when you get cherry tomatoes or whatever and you cook them in a pan and they get like wilted and then every time you bite into my squirt fucking everywhere. Oh, you know, I don't know because I don't eat them. Oh, God, I'm sorry. I hate that. You eat it. Squirts all over like disgusting. So, yeah, I wanted to say that.

And then did you see? Oh, my God. First of all, Tom Brady says he's coming back and you're like, OK. Oh, I wanted to say that. And then did you see? Oh, my God. First of all, Tom Brady says he's coming back. And you're like, OK. Oh, I know. What the hell is like? You can't do this again. He can't.

Now he can't ever really retire because no one's going to believe him. Yeah, he's the he's the boy that cried wolf. It's ridiculous. I know. But he does that the day that Pete Davidson releases the text messages between him and Kanye. And I'm like, Tom, you got to wait till tomorrow. We all need to unpack the Pete Davidson yay shit right now. We don't have time for your comeback and you not wanting to spend more time with Giselle.

Do we still care about the Pete Kanye drama? I didn't until that was released. And then I loved it. Did you see what was written? No, I just lost interest. Oh my, let me just, can I just read it to you? Cause it's one of my favorite things. I am, I am just completely sucked into all of it. And I don't know why. You really are. You really have been. I have been. I can't stop. I don't get it. These are Pete Davidson's text messages to ye.

Yay. Kanye. Yeezy. Whatever. This is Pete starting it out. Yo, it's skeet. Which is kind of funny because that's what he calls them, right?

Can you please take a second and calm down? It's 8 a.m. and it don't gotta be like this. Kim is literally the best mother I've ever met. What she does for those kids is amazing and you're so fucking lucky that she's your kid's mom. I've decided I'm not gonna let you treat us this way anymore. I'm done being quiet.

Grow the fuck up. To which ye yay whatever says oh using profanity where are you right now

and then Pete writes in bed with your wife with a picture of him in bed sticking his tongue out giving the peace sign oh my god

and then ye says He's got his tongue out, giving the beast sign. Oh, my God. And then Yee says, happy to see you're out of the hospital and rehab. To which Pete says, same here. It's wonders what those places do when you get help. You should try it. I'm in L.A. for the day, and if you want to stop being a little internet bitch boy and talk, then Pete goes on to say, you don't scare me, bro. And your actions are so pussy and embarrassing. It's so sad to watch you ruin your legacy on the daily to which yay says you're more than welcome to come to Sunday service, which I don't understand what that is. Does he have his own church or something? Yeah, sort of. Yeah. He does this thing on Sundays called Sunday service.

That's fucking weird. So then Pete writes back, why don't we meet after Sunday service and Saints game? I'll be at the Beverly Hills hotel. We can have food and talk it out in my room, private one-on-one man to man. And then he goes on to say, what you're doing to your family is dangerous and going to scar them for life. Please handle these matters privately, bro. I beg you. And then Ye says, you want to see me? Come to Sunday service. And then Pete says, this isn't public, dude. I'm not here for pictures and press, which is obviously all you care about. Also, you did post this, so you kind of maybe are about that, but whatever. And he says, my offer stands. I wish you'd man up for once in

your life. And then he goes, let me help you, man. I struggle with mental health stuff too. It's not an easy journey. You don't have to feel this way anymore. There's no shame in having a little help. You'll be so happy and at peace. Then he goes on to say, and this is where it's great. You have no idea how nice I've been to you despite your actions toward me. I've stopped SNL from talking about or making fun of you, which they've wanted to do for months. I've stopped standup comedians from doing bits about you because I don't want the father of my girl's kids to look bad out there. I have your back even though you treat me like shit because I want everything to be smooth.

But if you continue to press me like you have for the past six months, I'm going to stop being nice. I mean, bro, how are you not involved in this? I just don't care. I know, but now hearing what I said, what do you think? I think I don't care. It's so good though. It's fine. So I'm just like over it. Like, what the deal? Like are Kim and Kanye not even divorced yet? I don't even know.

I don't care. Everyone says that Kanye is a genius, right? I think he's a musical genius. And so if, if you're going to go into battle with a rapper, Kanye probably would kill you, would destroy you, Pete. The problem is that Pete is a stand-up comedian and stand-up comedians are always the smartest guy in the room. They're always the wittiest. They're always the quickest. He's going to destroy Kanye no matter what, just in terms of wit. It's true. It's just not a fair fight, really. And here's the other thing. I know that Kanye, I don't't know it seems like a tough guy or whatever and you know like bug life or whatever that rappers have great pete davidson is from

staten island okay if i've learned anything about anything is that you do not fuck with people from staten island ever they're terrifying yeah the other thing is and this is what sarah said and i was like you're so right pete dav Pete Davidson's dad died in 9-11. He's a firefighter. Pete Davidson's got everyone on his back when it comes to like needing to call the cops. Yeah. It's just amazing. You're so invested.

Dude, it's so good. How are you getting into this? Oh. I know you have this golf hobby, but maybe like add one more hobby to your life. Oh, your boy landed the plane three times the other day. Oh, I saw that. How'd it go? I mean, let me tell you something.

I've now flown four times, I think. Do you love it? Yes. This last time was the first time where I was like, this is fun. The other times it was white knuckle. It's just a lot of information overload because it's all airspeed and setting trim and pitching down and making sure your bank angle is at a safe rate. It's so much information. Altitude needs to be a certain thing and all this stuff.

And then you have to land it and not die, which that's also scary. Sounds terrifying. I know, but it is fun. But I do have a hobby, all right? I just have a lot of hobbies. And Pete Davidson and Kanye West are one of them. And then flying airplanes is

another one of them and you know my last one is that i absolutely love we've talked about before but i love i love pimple popping videos oh gross that is not a hobby i love i love and you know what else i love brandy oh my god i love watching them pull things out of people's ears so much like there's like this camera where this doctor goes in and he like he's got a suction cup he's like trying to suck out the thing but then he's got to get this little hook in there and like start pulling it out oh so satisfying i'm concerned for you, I'm all alone over here. All right? I know.

I'm scared. She's off in Berlin. I'm just over here watching pimple popping videos. Like fucking getting real deep into Pete Davidson's life. Flying airplanes. I really hope they hire you for Paradise so you have something to do. I do too. Because dear Lord, I'm nervous for me if we don't do it.

Yeah. All right. You got any last things if we don't do it. Yeah. All right. You got any last things? I have a last thought. Okay. Grey's Anatomy. All right. So all this time, you know, it's just like you can't replace McDreamy.

I haven't wanted Meredith to move on at all because it's like, how do you ever one up McDreamy? Like you can't, you know? And it was just so tragic how he died. And she's a couple of love interest in and out since then. And I'm just like, eh, nope, not having it. Until Dr. Nick Marsh. Are you kidding me?

I need more. I need more Dr. Marsh, okay? Two scenes isn't cutting it. A couple lines isn't cutting it. I need more Dr. Marsh. He's so hot. Dr. McCotty, 2.0. He's way hotter than McSteamy was, in my opinion.

I'm so all about Meredith and Dr. Marsh, and I need more of it, and I need it ASAP. All right. He's so hot. So hot. He's so hot right now. So hot. The Hansel's so hot right now. Obsessed with him.

I think that's all I got. I think it's a pretty good, pretty good little app we just did there. Pretty good? Yeah. Yeah, you know? Proud of us.

All right, YFTers. We're edging closer to episode 200. This is what, 196? Oh, we are getting close. Yeah, so we might have to have a big announcement come episode 200. I don't know, you know?

Do we? I mean, I don't know. I might tell every listener that I not only am falling in love with them, that I am in love with them. I really hope you don't do that. I'm just saying, I think it's a good play. I think everyone will really appreciate that. Yeah. Yeah. I don't do that. I'm just saying, I think it's a good play. I think everyone will really appreciate that. Yeah.

I don't know. Alright. Well, good luck with going down south. Thank you so much. Sounds sexual. Wasn't meant to be, but... It's not. Well, actually, we don't know. It might be.

Find yourself a little Latin lover. Just do that. Alright, Wife't know. It might be. Yeah. Find yourself a little Latin lover. You know? Just do that. Yeah. All right, wife tears. Be good. Love y'all. Can't be good. Be good at it.

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