Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Arie Is A Dipsh!t

Episode Date: March 21, 2018

The title of the episode kinda says it all. This week Wells and Brandi talk about the dumpster fire that was The Bachelor finale! They also talk Oscar movies and of course other random favorite things. I dunno, mainly it's an episode about Arie being a total dipsh!t.

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man. What did you want him to do? Not break up with her on camera. I know. Do it in private. I know. Are we recording? Yeah. Good. I just don't understand, like, okay, so I look at everything through now a different prism, because I've seen the contracts. I know how it works, right?

I kind of understand how the show goes. I'll do a little bit of background or a little bit of behind the curtain stuff. I think for the most part, when you're the bachelor or the bachelorette, you kind of know who you're going to pick a month in. You film for two months. From what I understood, JoJo, the girl that I was dating, was from the get-go like Jordan. And I think for the producers, they're like, great, okay, our job really is to kind of keep you interested

in everybody else because we need the show to make. Exactly. I think for what happened with Ari, straight up, I think the producers were like, oh my God, he doesn't know what to do. Oh no. You know? That's why he's talking to his mom and dad and being like, what do you guys think I should do? I missed that part, I think the producers are like, oh my God, he doesn't know what to do. Oh no. You know? Yeah.

That's why he's like talking to his mom and dad and be like, what do you guys think I should do? I missed that part, I think. Oh God. So I think the producers are like, oh my God, he hasn't made a decision. Yeah. And then right when you get engaged, the show ends, right? Yeah.

He's no longer contractually obligated to like continue filming. That's what I'm saying. Why would he call them and say, hey, come film my breakup? Anyways, do you want to start the show? Sure. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with... Wells and Brandy. Your bell sounds like crap.

What's hated more right now? Ari or my bell sound? Definitely Ari. Do you think that Luke is somewhere going yes! Oh, absolutely. He's like thank God someone in this franchise is more hated than me right now. See that's the thing. You said that you were saying I don't even know

if we caught it but you were like he can never come back. And he's like hated more than Donald Trump right now. No I think he's number two right under Donald Trump. I know but Luke was hated like a couple days ago the same level. But not this bad I don't think. I know, it's pretty bad.

It's really bad. Did you see Zach Braff's tweet? No, what did Zach Braff say? He was like, I no longer want to be compared to this man at all. What an idiot. When Zach Braff is tweeting about how much he hates you, you're a lost cause. Okay, so I think it's so funny because sometimes you'll say something controversial on Twitter or Facebook and you'll get a backlash. People being like, unfollow, unfollow.

Don't need your content anymore. It's happened a couple times when I've said some things. Oh, you're so controversial. I know, I'm so controversial. I said some things that I thought I was trying to be funny. Sometimes people don't see my humor. Sometimes I overstep my bounds. I will admit it.

But I think that's part of comedy is overstepping your bounds. Totally. That's what people think is funny. Yeah, and riding on the fence usually, you know? I posted a picture of me and Ari before the episode airs. Before you knew what was going to happen. And I knew that something bad happened.

I saw the Us Weekly thing or whatever. It was leaked. And so I just posted a picture being like, good luck tonight, Ari. I'm sure nothing is going to go wrong tonight. And then the like, ugh emoji, you know? Right. I was looking through my comments.

Hundreds of people were like, unfollow. No. And I was just like, God, that's funny. It was funny. I know. Well, I'm sure after they watched the episode, they were like, God, that's funny. It was funny. I know. Well, I'm sure after they watched the episode, they were like, ooh, yeah, like, what Wells did was fine. No.

That's what I'm saying, like, after the episode, because they were like, you shouldn't align yourself with this guy. But you did the ooh face. I know. People are so annoying. Anyways. Yeah, so I just, contractually I didn't understand why he filmed that part. Why he did it, and I think itually I didn't understand why he did it.

And I think it goes back to, here's the thing. I met him. Nice guy. I don't know if this guy makes a whole lot of decisions for himself. I can see that. That's what it came across as. Okay. And all of a sudden you got producers who are like, he doesn't know who he's going to pick.

All right, well, Becca seems like the rational choice, you know? Like, she seems all in, and Lauren's, I don't know, she's a little wishy-washy, and she always needs, like, positive affirmation. Like, maybe we should go with Becca. And he's like, okay, good, I'm going to do that. Oh, my God. And then I think he was like, I've made a huge mistake. I don't know who to talk to.

So I'm going to talk to the producers. Yeah, because no one else knows what's happened, right? The worst mistake he could make. And the producers were like, wait, he wants to what? That's insane. He wants to film it? Beep boop boop bop boop boop boop! Mike Fleiss, get on a plane right now! We've got TV gold!

I just can't imagine. Maybe Becca was in shock. I just can't imagine sitting there and not saying the words like, why the hell did you bring cameras to have this conversation? I couldn't believe it either. Because they were saying it was completely unedited, which wasn't 100% true. There's two black spots that happen.

And that's them talking to a producer. I think there's one black spot where he goes outside and I think a producer's like, dude, you look like a dipshit. Get your ass back in there. And then there's a black spot with her and I'm sure it's like, I don't know, but I hope that the producer was like, hey, guess what? You're the next Bachelorette. So like, milk this one. But there was that.

I think she should be. Although I think they need a blonde. Well, that's the thing. Lauren was free and clear. I know. She was the Bachelorette. She would have been the most boring Bachelorette on the face of the earth.

She got fucking rolled, man. He told her he loved her. I know, he did. Like a million times. You're right. It was so out of the blue. You're right. I just don't know if she could carry a season.

Well, I didn't know if Ari could. And guess what, boys and girls? He hit a god dang home run at the end of the season. He did, except he's like the most hated man in America, so no. I know. Honestly, it was such a train wreck. It was hard to watch. Like I was bored in the beginning and then I was just like, this is painful.

And it makes me uncomfortable to watch it. I feel like I shouldn't be hearing this. I don't know. I know. They got to redeem themselves big time with this next Bachelorette season. That's what I'm saying. That's why on my radio show my question was, we should be a celebrity. Yeah.

Let's make it a celebrity. Yeah? Who, though? I don't know. But, like, an actor or an actress? The hard part is, like, why would a celebrity ever be on The Bachelor? I know, but, like, now, you're right, but. It would have to literally be, like, a D-lister.

Okay. Like, so there's a formula to this show, right? The formula is you go on the show. If you make it far, it's because you are able to do the things that you need to go on the show if you make it far it's because you are able to do the things that you need to do on that show which is show emotion, be funny be energetic, be sympathetic

be loving and then also like be able to like sit in front of a camera and like talk about shit be good TV so that's like college ball and then if you make it far enough you get to go to the pros, which is to be the bachelor of the bachelorette, right?

Because they know that you can do all those things. Right. It's a training session. Makes sense. So that's why it's tough to be like, that's why it needs to be an actress. Someone be like, okay, so here's your inspiration. Yeah.

You're pissed. Yeah. I don't know, man. I don't know either. I don't know what they're going to do. Here's the thing, though. Everyone's been bitching and moaning about this season, ratings down, yada, yada, yada. It's great.

I'm sorry. You were ridiculous. It was great. Was it? It was great TV. I didn't love it. Come on, you crystal. She was amazing.

I didn't love it. You had young Becca who gets kidnapped in the middle of the season for whatever reason. That didn't happen on television. It doesn't matter. It happened in real time when we were watching it. I didn't love this season. I don't feel invested at all. I'm friends with Nick,

and I think that this season was better than Nick's. Well, yeah. I'm sorry. He had a great villain in Crystal. Yeah. He had young Becca, who I hated, but then loved at the end. You're right.

And then he told two girls he loves them. That's old news. Everyone does that now. No. Yeah, everyone's been doing it. Only Ben did that. No, the other guy did that. Anyways, and then there was an engagement,

which is, that's a freaking act of God its own. You are so pumped up right now. Oh my God, and he breaks up the other one on TV. Is this your favorite season? Yes! No. This is my favorite thing. That's crazy talk.

Sorry. You are so hyped. Did you take an Adderall? No, but as it, I just like, this is happening in real time. Like as a TV viewer and as a lover of this shit.

You loved it. I loved it. Oh my God. It was so good. Now I don't feel invested. Here's the thing, the main character isn't the main character.

The main character is all of the other characters. You're right. You know? Mm-hmm. There are some good ones. There are some great ones. And all of a sudden, okay, hold on. Chunky Knit, Caroline, the girl that I liked.

Wait, which one was she? She was like Miss New Hampshire or some shit. Oh. She was like really good friends with Becca. Wait, how far did she get? Not that far. But I thought she was the really good friends with Becca. Wait, how far did she get? Not that far, but I thought she was the prettiest one. And then all of a sudden she comes out swinging in the women tell

all and she's like, I know what you did. I didn't see it. Oh, you didn't? No. And it was just like a total like Paradise play. Oh man. You know, it was like I didn't say enough in the season. I gotta get some screen time here. And she's like, I know what you did. Oh my gosh. And you're like, yes, she's going to Paradise. Going to Paradise. Oh, and you're going to be in Paradise. How convenient. like, I know what you did! Oh my gosh! And you're like, yes, she's going to paradise. Going to paradise!

Oh, and you're going to be in paradise. How convenient. Yes, I have no ability to cast, but I'm like, Crystal, gotta be there. Gotta! You know she will. Young Becca, gotta be there. You know she'll be there. Oh my god, it's so good! You're so pumped for paradise. Yes, I am! And you know who I want?

Like, god, I don't know what's going to happen. I mean, Tia's got to be there. Oh, has to. I thought she was going to be the bachelorette, but then all this stuff happened. No freaking way, man. Anyways. Wow. You are hype.

Come on, it's funny. You know, like, you're thinking about it too rationally. You're right. I was talking to Sarah about it, and she's mad. Yeah. She's straight up, she's like, I can't believe ABC did that. Well, here's the thing. I think from a girl's perspective yeah she's straight up she's like i can't believe abc did that i'm like here's the thing i think from a girl i think from a girl's perspective it's it's harder to watch

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I get it, but guess what? Guys get dumped too all the time. But not like that. Guys are just so callous about it when they break up. He never cried once. I mean, he didn't even look remotely bummed or sad. And when he said, I hate seeing you like this, bullshit. He did say, I know this is embarrassing.

And I was like, you did not just say that. He's the worst. I know. He's the worst. Just, dude, don't do it on TV. That was the biggest, like, number one thing. Like, why is he doing this with cameras? Why? I don't know. It's insane. That's where I understand

where women are offended. Because it almost seemed spiteful and mean-spirited for a reason that no one really could understand. That's what I'm saying, like, what does he have to gain by putting this on TV? What did you get out of that? Did he think it wouldn't make him look as bad if he was open and honest about it on TV?

Because that didn't happen. I think that that's probably how he got sold on it. It went dramatically the other way. It did. How is Lauren going to be with this guy after watching that? I know. That's what Sarah was saying. She was like, she should get the F out.

But here's the thing, though. She had such a cushy gig. She was going to slide right into that freaking bachelorette spot. I know. And now, uh-uh. What if? Becca needs to get back with her hot ex. Whoa, whoa.

Thought. Thought process. Okay. Got the gears are going, light bulb. What if? Yeah. They do what they did with Caitlyn. Co-bachelorettes.

Yes. That would be awesome. Right? Yeah. I'm into that. I would be way into that. I'm into that. That's my favorite thing you've said so far. I'm into that.

I mean, straight up, what should happen? This is what I think should happen. Lauren, if you're listening to this show, which you probably should because this is goddamn cool. Probably not, but okay. Probably not. Why not? Do people listen to us? I don't know. Yeah. Lots of people love this show. Okay. Lauren, if you're listening to this, what you should do,

you should dump his ass. But first, call up a long gale at NZK Productions and be like, hey, listen, I would like to film this breakup. Ooh, yes. Right? Yes. Is that brutal or is that awesome? That's pretty good. You're right.

You're right. I know. And I will film it if you make us co-batch the show. Yes. And no voting. No. There's just two chicks. Yes. And then it gives the guys a level playing field.

Because then the guy can be like, I don't want to go on this one-on-one because I really want to be invested in this one. Could be a good twist on the whole show. I don't hate it. I'm not mad either. I know, right? Yeah. Here's my main complaint with The Bachelor. Oh, we got a complaint, ladies and gentlemen.

It's too much fucking time. I can't dedicate. We had three hours last night. I got to do it again tonight. I'm not doing it tonight. You know? And then Paradise is two hours Monday and Tuesday. Dude, give me one day.

I need one day. Just one. All right? Yeah, max two hours. Max. No, that finale talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need one hour. I need one hour. A week. One day a week. That. No, that finale talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need one hour a week.

One day a week. That's it. You're right. It's overexposure. It's saturated. I agree. We've hit the high water mark. Let's let that water recede back and just, dude, I'm watching more Bachelor stuff than

I'm watching football. Well, yeah. And I'm a guy. Yeah. That likes football. Do you? I love football like football. Well, yeah. And I'm a guy. Yeah. That likes football. Do you? I love football. Oh. One of my favorite things. You're right.

I think they need to change it up. I like your idea. Yeah, they need to bring it back a little bit. Make the season longer. You know, I don't give a shit. That's more TV time though. That's more watching. I don't need Monday and Tuesday two hours each night. Give me one hour a week. Yeah's more TV time, though. That's more watching. I don't need Monday and Tuesday two hours each night. Give me one hour a week. Yeah. Have it be six months out of the year. Have it never end. I don't care.

Have it never end. It doesn't matter. That's not how TV works. I don't know if that's how it works. I don't know if that's not how it works. It's not not how it works. Alright, I don't know. Whatever. I got like a really big sugar high from that conversation. You got some kind of high.

You know what it was? I'd gotten into protein shakes. Really? Yeah, because I'm trying to, I don't know, man. You're trying to bulk up? No, not bulk up. Summer bod 2018? That's what it is.

It's summer bod. Summer bod 2018. And you got a girlfriend this year. Yeah, I know. And she lives in sunny LA. I know, and she's always posting her workout videos and stuff. Oh, yeah, she's killing it. I'm like, God, I'll do that shit.

You've got to get on it. I've got to tighten it up. Yeah, you do. So here's the thing. Even when I played ball in college, I never did protein stuff, creatine, all that stuff. Because I was like, I'm not that guy. I don't need to be that guy. You could be.

I know. So I talked to my boy Ben Z I was like, I'm not that guy. I don't need to be that guy. You could be. I know. But so I talked to my boy, Ben Zorn. Oh my God. Straight up. I was like, who is that guy? Who's the biggest meathead I know? Ben Zorn. All right, Ben.

What should I use? And he said protein shakes? He told me exactly. Because I was like, I'd like to be lean. I run like four miles a day. Right. But I don't feel like I'm like, I don't have like that like super like just chiseled up runner's bod.

You think you're going to get that? I don't know. I don't know. But I asked Ben and he was like, drink this instead of eating. I mean, that makes sense. So anyways, but I think that stuff has like a little bit of- Pre-workout? Have you ever taken pre-workout?

Yeah. That'll wire you up. That's why I think it's got a little bit of shit in it. I think it went all over. Yeah. Okay. No. It's just a few PEDs in there.

Yeah. Nothing crazy. Don't worry about it. We'll be fine. I can't wait to see your summer bod this summer. I know. You're like, it's not going to happen. It's not going to come.

You got to get it before paradise. But here's the thing about paradise is that I wear that shirt the whole time. You don't have to. Who says you've got to do that? I do. I do. I say that. Why? Because I don't want to be that guy that's like, I got my shirt off the whole time. You don't have to. Who says you've got to do that? I do. I do. I say that. Why?

Because I don't want to be that guy. I got my shirt off the whole time. You should be that guy for sure. Anyone else would be that guy. Who is it? Chase, what's his face? Oh, he would totally be that guy. Robbie, that guy. That's because that's who they are. They are that guy. You could be that guy. I can't be that guy. You could be. If you take your protein shakes

and your produce and you bulk up, you could be that guy. I don't want, I can't be that guy. You could be. If you take your protein shakes and your produce and your bulk up, you could be that guy. Be that guy. That's funny. I will kind of want you to. No, I don't want to be that guy. Yes, you do. You're drinking protein shakes. And just after I run.

Part of you wants to be it a little bit. No, I just want. Just a little bit. No, I just want, I want to be back to when I went on The Bachelorette the first time. Were you ripped? I wasn't ripped. I was just really, really lean. It's because I got sick before.

Oh, my God. Like, really sick. But you dropped some pounds. Yeah, I like it. I want to get back there. I'm trying to get back on that breakup diet. The breakup diet is epic because I don't eat for months and I look good when I don't eat. Speaking of, can we have an update on Fernando?

Oh, I haven't spoken to him. What? So there's no update. No. Come on, dude. No, no. He did slide in my DM, which makes no sense because he already has my phone number. But other than that, nothing.

I'm trying to lay it to rest. Why? Because it's just not realistic. At least bang it out and then be done with it. Great. When am I going to see him? He lives in Honduras. Going down to Honduras?

I'm not going back to Honduras until like later. You don't think he's coming up? No. Billionaires have business in California. No, he said he's going to Seattle at some point, and I'm not going to Seattle. Sorry. All right. I just want you to bang it out.

Maybe I will at some point. All right. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, all right. Yeah, yeah. What did the DM say? Oh, well, I just, I've been talking about, I don't know if I should talk about this this early. I mean, I guess I can.

So, in Honduras, on these coffee plantations, I got excited about an idea of creating a skincare line with the coffee berry extract. Oh, yeah. Because there's so many antioxidants in it. So, I just got excited and talked about researching to maybe eventually have a generous skincare line of some sort. That's a good idea. I know. It's a great idea.

And he was pumped about it. And so he slid my DM to ask me. And he was like, hey, let me know as soon as you find out anything about the skincare stuff. I'd love to help any way that I can. Just let me know. So great hanging. Bye. So great hanging.

So great hanging. So great hanging. Oh, he wants it. He wants some salad. He could have had it then. and now it's too late. Could have had it then. What does that mean? Like in Honduras.

So was there like a night where you guys all went and had steak dinner and drank wine? Oh, well, yeah, there was, but I don't eat steak. Okay. And I'm sober right now. Why are you sober right now? Sober till Coachella. That's the dumbest thing in the world. You need to bulk up.

I've broken it a couple of times. No, dude, you're going to get to Coachella and you're going to be that drunk white chick that's like, oh my God. Exactly. That's why you're supposed to be at Coachella. No, you need to build up a tolerance to some alcohol, dude. No, no, no, no, no, no. You are going to die out there.

No, I'm going to be all right. I'm going to be fine. It's going to be great. You're going to die. No, I'm going to be fine. I think I'm skipping on Coachella. I think I'm going to hang out. Hang out's great.

I know. It's right before my birthday. And right before I got to go to Mexico, I think, for Paradise. Oh, my God. I just have to go. I'm being forced. I know. So I think I'm going to be like, I'm going to go to hang out, and then I'm going to go

to Mexico. So you're basically just at the beach all summer. Must be nice. What are you going to do about this job? I don't know. I'm probably going to get fired. No, I do what I do every year. I take a leave of absence.

For how long? This one's going to be long. Who replaces you? I'm irreplaceable. That's not true. Who replaces you? You want my job? No.

I'm busy. I know. Busy. Busy. I don't know. A bunch of people can fill in for me. Did you watch the Oscars? I did.

I went to the viewing party and watched it from there. Oh, yeah. I kind of watched it. Sarah was there. Did you not see her? No, it was very packed. The Vanity Fair party? Very packed.

Yeah, your dress looked really cute, by the way. Cute? Thanks, Wells. It was really good. I liked it. Thanks. It was very girly for me. It was.

It's very outside my box. Yeah. But I was like, yeah, let's try it. It was very like pastels. It was a cream and had like a light blue thing on the bottom, yeah. Yeah. It was definitely different for me, a light blue thing on the bottom. Yeah. It was definitely different for me, but I was not mad. I liked it.

Sometimes when you step outside of your comfort zone, thanks. Favorite thing. It's my favorite look I've had in a while. Really? Yeah, it is. It was good. I got a lot of compliments. It did well on Insta, you know, which is what really matters.

Diamond status. How good of a comment is that though? When I see you comment that, it's just my favorite. I'm just so pumped. Every pic that Brandy puts out, I just do hashtag diamond status content. And I would appreciate it if everybody listening also does that. Yeah, please. Thank you. Can we make it a thing for any

post that we like? Anything you hashtag diamond status? But it has to be diamond status. Has to. And we have to go by the guidelines in which you laid out for us last episode, which was like- Gold, platinum, diamond? Yeah, but like diamond status is like done with a professional camera, lighting.

Oh, it has to be high quality, great lighting, good colors. You know, it's got to be an extravagantly good photo. Yeah, hopefully- Preferably with an ace caption. Yeah, ace caption. Yeah. Preferably. Preferably.

I struggle with the captions. I'm not going to lie. They're hard for me. Yeah. I'm good at that shit. I'm good at that shit. I'm just not good at having good pics. I feel like you do okay these days. I don't know. Your dog pics are always my fave. I know, but they don't get a lot of likes, which kind of bums me out. That's so weird. It's just fucked up.

Preach! I'm sorry, but it's like fucked up, I think. Explain. It's a picture to get dogs adopted. And the dog is cute. I don't even understand what you wouldn't like about that picture. I agree. I'm trying to get the dog adopted. I know. The more you

guys like it, the higher it gets on like the top post page. People are just used to me doing it, but like, I don't know. It's kind of your thing though. It just makes me angry that the things people like the most

are the shallowest stuff you can put up. And I hate that. Or even like a lot of times the photos I post that get like controversy in the comments where I'm like getting hated on for something have the most likes. You know what I mean? Yeah.

It's like the more negative it is, the more people like it, which makes no sense. And I just think it's so dumb. I know. It starts getting traction, all that kind of stuff. Oh, are you going to come to my fundraiser? Have I told you about this yet? No. Tell me about it.

I don't have concrete info yet. We're still trying to book a venue. Okay. But I'm going to throw a party fundraiser on April 20th, 420, here in Nashville, and I'm going to require your presence. April 20th, I should be here. Should? You are. Sarah should come. Okay.

I have a friend that's a pretty big deal country music artist that I am, fingers crossed, hoping he's going to be available to come and be involved. I'm not sure if he's going to play or not, but he will definitely be involved. And then hopefully other people want to be involved too, but I think it's going to be really cool. What's your charity for? It's for Generous.

Oh, you're doing it for Ben. Yeah, we're trying to start this chicken business. I think I talked a little bit about it last week. Chicken business? For these women in La Cuchilla. I told you about this last week. You never listen to me. I'm sorry I don't.

I'm going to require your presence. What do I got to do? You got to show up. You got to look cute. And just promote and support. Okay? I don't know if you saw, but CMT's got a new Nashville reality TV show. I am so angry about this show.

Why? Because I filmed this show seven years ago. Did you? They spent $25,000 on a pilot. Was it the guy from the hills? I don't know, but it was MTV spent $25,000 to shoot a pilot of me and my friend group seven years ago. And it was supposed to be the Nashville version of the Hills.

And we were going to call it, I think the Row, Music Row. Yeah. So I shot this. I've already done this. Been there, done that. This is old news. Old news, old content. Yeah.

Well, the show has already been done. And it was done at the OC and done in the Hills. Wait, no. The Hills, then Laguna Beach. You went to the bougie premiere. How was it? This is going to be something that I'm going to talk about that no one's going to be able to relate to. I'm not sure if I relate to this town anymore. I don't really think I do either. I've been here for 11 years. I feel like you and I were a big part of the change in which this town had.

When I got here, it was no indie scene. No. The music scene was all country. There was no foodie scene. Nope. All that stuff. And then I feel like I was a part of the transformation of this town. And now I look at it and I'm like, I don't know if I even recognize this place anymore.

I know. It kind of makes me sad. Honestly, I think it was the show Nashville where I was watching it and I was like, this is a bad representation of what this town really is. Well, of course. But it was cool because it was like a soap opera that was happening in Nashville. So I was like, I'll take ownership of this. Yeah.

This is cool. But I was like, but this is not reality. No. And then this show has been created and it's almost like, I don't even know, I haven't even seen the show, but it looks like it's trying to imitate what Nashville is. Of course. But that's not a realistic... Well, that's what Laguna

Beach did, is it was imitating the OC. Yeah. And it was the real version. Oh, you're right. Remember? Yeah. And that's what I was going to try to do seven years ago. You know? But I just feel like when I... Nashville has just changed so much and it's become so, it's just so commercial. Ugh.

I just hate it. I just feel like I don't fit in here anymore. Which makes me sad because I love Nashville. Us Weekly is letting me take over their Twitter, which I think is amazingly stupid. Mm-hmm. And so I was like seeing what the login password is. You get to log into their Twitter? Yeah.

That's insane. Give me a shout out, please. Thanks. Okay. You're not going to. You should plug our pod. I'll just retweet one of your things. Oh, great.

I'll make sure. I'll watch it then. Oh, I totally should. Totally plug the pod. Oh, air my grievances with like celebrities I can't stand? Yeah. Oh, my God. You got it. can't stand? Yeah. Oh, my God. You got it.

I know. I know. That's exciting. I have to pack tonight. Yeah, so where are you going? Going to Ohio for a horse show. Oh, cool. Yeah.

So do you take your horse with you? No, my trainer took him. Oh, really? Yeah, it's far. It's like six hours. So when it's that far, I just put him on the bigger, more comfy truck, and he goes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm actually stopping tomorrow on the way to do

a fundraiser with Ben and Riley and Allie. Where? In Cincinnati. You want to come? I do, but I can't. Since he's only four hours. I have a job. You're gonna lose your job. I know, that's the thing. You can just quit now. No. You're gonna be part of our fundraiser in Nashville, though.

I'm not letting you back out. I'll be a part of that. 420. Is there going to be weed involved? There could be. I mean, you're saying 420, like, that's a thing. Well, I'm just saying that's the day. Yeah. Bring weed, I don't care. Whatever you would like to do to party. You know how sometimes on Instagram, like,

clothing will pop up? Like, shop now. No. Like an ad shop now. No. No? Like an ad? Yeah. Yeah. But it's like an ad where you can just, like, straight up press a button and it takes you to it. Okay.

Sweet-ass jacket popped up. You bought it? I bought it. No, you bought clothes? I did. Can I see it? Yeah, it's in my office. I'll get it for you in a second.

Look at you. But here's the thing. The ad keeps popping up on both Facebook and Instagram, and I want to comment on the picture being like, I already bought it. I don't. Stop. Give me some new clothes. The fact that you bought something from an Instagram ad is insane. I know. It worked.

Do you like clothes? Do you care about clothes or not really? Or do you only care now because you have a girlfriend? Explain. I don't like that last thing you just said. It's a valid question. I love clothes

but I like specific things. You're specific, huh? You're picky. I am. What do you like? Banties? Leather jackets? Handkerchiefs in my back pocket?

Skinny jeans. Fuck me. Beanies. Yeah. Fuck me. Beanies. Cardigans. I don't even have a retort to this because you're right. It's true. So, but like, are you trying to maybe like branch out? Like, did you get a jacket that's maybe like a little different for you or is it just another

typical like leather jacket? It's not a leather jacket. It's a jacket. Anyways, it's a waxed, like almost like a, you know how like Carhartt has that tan, khaki color. It's kind of like that, but it's a waxed. So it's outdoorsy looking. Yeah. I like that.

I don't know. I'm so excited. You should go for more of the lumberjack look. I know. Maybe you're right. Instead of the indie punk rock kid. I think you're right, actually. I think I'm not disagreeing with you.

Yeah. Okay, so it's finally getting nice out. Yeah. And I'm looking at my motorcycle, and I'm like, I miss my motorcycle. Today, actually, in fact, the guy picked it because I can't start it. This is what happens when you own a motorcycle. And it just sits? Yeah.

If it sits for six months in the cold, it doesn't start again. I don't know. That's it. That's what happens. Great. I got the guy to come pick it up, and I'm so pumped because, like, I'm going to do it. He's got to fix it? Yeah. Well, the starter was never working, so I got to get, like, the Kickstarter.

I got to get the starter working because I've just been kickstarting it. That's not really great for it, I'm sure. And then there's just, like, other stuff I want to do that kind of trick it out. Now that I know the motorcycle's coming back, I think I need clothing to, like. Ride the motorcycle in? Yeah. Ah. Does that make sense?

Yeah. I need to have it like... You need to have a look for the motorcycle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like before it was like the indie band guy on the motorcycle, which looked normal. But I think you're right. I think now I need to like pivot to like outdoorsy. Outdoorsy.

But kind of still hipstery. Slightly lumberjack. Yes. Yes. Do you think I could grow a beard? No. I mean, okay. But I don't Do you think I could grow a beard? No. I mean, okay. But I don't know that you need a beard to pull it off.

Like my brother Brazen, he dresses very lumberjack-y and he cannot grow facial hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When he does, it's like really patchy and not that cute. I know, but I have a couple patches. You do. I know. Little baby bees. No, I think you just need like a couple good... Do you know the brand Woolrich?

No, but I'll look into it. It's a good outdoorsy menswear line. Yeah. They've got good stuff. Yeah, I think let's get away from the black leather, though. Step away from that. Okay. And let's move into some more denim jackets or...

I mean, I wear denim all the time. Like the army vibe stuff. I don't like that. But even the khaki army stuff. False Valor. Huh? Have you heard that? No. Is it called False Valor? Not like camo. I mean just like the materials.

Like that canvas-y. Yeah. Like outdoors-y material. I know but here's the thing. I like things to be tight fitting. Why? You're so skinny. I know. I like to do this protein shake. Tight fitting is out. Tight fitting is out. Just because. Dudes don't look good in tight skinny. I know. I like to... Tight fitting is out. Tight fitting is out. Just because... Dudes don't look good in tight clothes. I do!

No. Oh, yeah, because they look good in baggy stuff. Not baggy. There's a middle. There's a middle ground. Loose. Loose. No. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I know that you're like a fashionista. Just loose. I'm just not... I can't do it.

Okay? I can't. Okay, but like Woolrich, for instance, like their flannels and their button-ups and stuff, like they make it in like a fitted silhouette, but it's not tight, but it's fitted. It's like shaped well, but it's still loose. I love you, Brandy. Just take a look at it. Just give it a chance.

I just can't listen to your fashion advice. Give it one chance. I can't. I'm the best, though. No, I don't. Yeah. I think you're the best for women. No.

But like, I don't know, man. I think you could use some help. I don't know. You just need to step outside your comfort zone here. Your family with fashion freaks me out. Why? Have you seen your father? My dad is the worst style ever.

He looks like a homeless man. You want to know why? Because he won't let my mom and I help him. He will not let us help him. I don't know. You should let my mom dress you. She's really good at it. Okay. She's great with guys. That I would allow just to hang out with your mom. For real. I know. We tried

to get you to come over. I know and I was out in LA. Can't believe it. I was hanging out with my brother. You see your brother all the time. I really don't and here's the thing though. Can I give you the honesty? My brother lives the time. I really don't. And here's the thing, though. Okay, so can I give you the honesty? Yep. My brother lives in L.A. Okay.

I'm going to L.A. all the, live long day. All the time. But when I go out there, I'm only spending time with her and with Sarah. Shocker. Yeah. Well, I'm sorry. I'm not, I grew up with my brother, all right? That's what I'm saying.

You could have come to my house. No, no. So. Well. I got informed oh that I was being that his feelings are hurt

yes oh so and that hurt my feelings because I love my brother yeah aww so I

you do you look hurt yeah right now so I wanted to spend some time with him aww he could have come too

no no why not I don't know I want to meet your brother you have any favorite things spend some time with him. Aww. He could have come too. No. No. Why not? I don't know. I want to meet your brother. You have any favorite things? Still on the Grey's Anatomy train. Oh my god. Still have watched nothing but Grey's Anatomy. What have I done the past couple days? I don't even know. Do you have favorite things? I was watching the NFL Combine the other day.

Oh, sounds boring. And it's like, it's I don't know, it's like they make the guys like run fast and jump far and all that kind of stuff. I like it. What I need to do is watch, I have all the movies that were nominated for Oscars at home and I haven't watched any of them. Hold on. Let me get through my- No, we can't talk about NFL.

No, but I had a point. Fine. There was this one defensive lineman. Here we go. Oh, for me? No. Oh. I mean, maybe.

From the University of Central Florida. Yeah? He ran a 4.38, for me? No. Oh. Maybe. From the University of Central Florida. Yeah. He ran a 4.38, which is really, really fast. I don't know what that is. Really fast. Okay. Missing a hand.

Huh? He's a linebacker missing a hand. How? I don't know. It was like taken off surgically when he was a child.

How does he play football? Exactly. And he's totally going to get drafted. He was one of the fastest guys out there. It was just amazing. And I was watching, and I was inspired,

but also annoyed, because I was like, that guy has done so much more with his life with Wes. I'm such a piece of shit. Yeah. You're one pathetic loser. He's probably a kid, right?

Because he hasn't been drafted yet. Yeah, he's in college. Yeah. So anyways. Okay, I have seen a lot of the Oscar movies. Which ones do I need to watch? I really liked Three Billboards, which is the one you told me about. Have you seen I, Tonya?

No, but I have it. Is it great? I, Tonya's great. The way it's shot is really cool. Okay, I love Margot Robbie. She's great, but the woman, the mom. Oh, what's her name? I don't even know.

She's fantastic. She's amazing in that movie. Okay. It's just surprising because I lived through that. I don't know if you really remember. I'm a little young, you know? Yeah, I was like 10, but I remember it pretty well. Hearing the story told that way is kind of interesting because it kind of like, I don't

know, there's this bodyguard who's just a dipshit and you're like, okay. But I really like the way it's shot because it's shot where they're breaking the fifth wall a lot to narrate. So it'd be in a scene acting, acting, acting, and then Margot will turn straight into the camera and be like, I don't know why Nancy Kerrigan's complaining so much about getting hit one time. I was getting beat every day. And then would turn back and get back into the scene. I like that.

So it's really cool when she does that. I didn't love Shape of Water so much. That's the one I was wanting to watch. I mean, maybe. Because they won Best Picture. I know. The little clips they showed during the Oscars looked pretty cool. Is it sci-fi? Totally. Which I usually love. Yeah, I don't

know. It's, you know, that guy that did Pan's Labyrinth. It's cool. It's shot that did Pan's Labyrinth. It's cool. It's shot, just like Pan's Labyrinth. It's dark, but shot really cool. I was reading this thing where a guy was doing

an Amazon review of it and he goes off. He's like, I would give it less than one star if I could. No. And he's like, the reason why

is that we're watching this movie where this woman falls in love with this fish creature and has sex with him, but you never once see the fish's dick. I want to see this fish's dick.

Dude should not be allowed to write reviews. He's not wrong, though. You never see it. You really want to see it? I just want to know. I don't want to see it. How is the merman sleeping with the woman? Don't know, don't care, don't need to see a mermaid dick.

I want to see what a merman's dick looks like. You really want to see it? No, you don't. What do you think his semen is called? Oh my God. I cannot with you. Landman. Wow.

Moving on. I want to see Lady Bird. Yeah, I haven't seen it. I've got it too. I haven't seen that. Oh, you know what's a big thing, HQ? I hate it. Hate it.

Oh, God. Hate. I fucking hate that guy. I hate it too. I hate him so much. Yeah, it's not. Actually, it's funny you mention it because I deleted the app yesterday. I did too.

Yesterday. Oh, I deleted it's not. Actually, it's funny you mention it, because I deleted the app yesterday. I did, too. Yesterday. Oh, I deleted it weeks ago. Because it's like, starting the game in 10, 9, 8, blah, blah. And then it starts, and then it's like, we've got to wait two more minutes. And then this guy goes up and does shitty stand-up comedy for three minutes. Should you be the HQ guy? I think I should. But you know what?

Fuck that guy. I hate that guy. Oh, I also heard he was a dick, too. Really? Yeah. I just am over it. I hate that guy. Oh, I also heard he was a dick, too. Really? Yeah. I just, like, am over it. I just never win. I like the new DJ Khaled song with Jay-Z and Future and Beyonce called Top Off. Have you heard it? I just don't know what

DJ Khaled does. He produces. I guess. He's really just more of a hype man. I think he's the one that just rallies all these people to do a song together. So, it is what it is. I mean, like, is he a great editor? Is he a good? No, probably not at all.

Usually, like, the greatest producers are, like, the piano player. You know, the guy that, like, can play every instrument. No, his, I guarantee you his title as producer just means, like, he got Jay-Z to, oops, he got Jay-Z to do the song, which means Beyonce, and then Jay-Z got Beyonce to do the song. And then DJ Khaled was like, hey, future, you want to be on this track? And he rallied everybody. That's probably what he did. Is he paying him?

No, he's getting paid. I just don't understand how it works. I don't really either, to be honest with you. This is just my theory. I know, but your family's in the music industry. How does this work? I mean, I don't know. Has Miley got a DJ Khaled song coming up?

No, she would never. She wouldn't? I don't think so. Why? I think she would consider that selling out, but I could be wrong. God damn it, I love your sister. She's such an artist. It's so dumb.

Whatever. You know? Yeah. What about Noah? Noah, bro. Well, DJ Khaled was really- What about Billy Ray? Definitely.

Actually, he totally would. Totally would. Noah, so we went to this thing, and DJ Khaled was there, and somebody forced Noah to take a picture with him, and she said he was so rude to her, and DJ Khaled was there, and somebody forced Noah to take a picture with him. And she said he was so rude to her and barely even looked up from his phone the entire time and was not nice. So she probably wouldn't actually because of that. I can't stand that. I just hate getting big time.

We've talked about that before. And that's exactly what he did to her. And then we saw him. I think it was before the VMAs. And then we saw him the next night. My whole family was sitting together at the Video Music Awards. Before the VMAs. And then we saw him the next night.

My whole family was sitting together at the Video Music Awards. And DJ Khaled came up to say hi to Miley. Which was so dumb. Because he had just ignored Noah the night before and been so rude. And then he came up and was kissing Miley's ass. Was Miley like, here's my sister Noah. Who you fucking ignored the other day, dick face. No, but she didn't give him hardly any time of day.

She was like, sup. And then turned around. Because she doesn't care. Sup. Speaking of Miley. did you see how beautiful she looked at Vanity Fair? Yes. With Liam? They looked great. One of my favorite looks she's had in a while. Really?

Old-timey hairstyle. Yeah, she's been doing that. Yeah. Yeah, she likes that look. I'm into that. She has like two drastically different looks. She either looks like a 12-year-old with space buns and glitter in her hair and on her face, or she looks like old Hollywood glam.

There's no in between. Well, that's cool. Speaking of Hemsworths. Yeah. Hemsworths? Yeah. Is that right? Sure.

Saw Thor Ragnarok. I did too. What did you think? I liked it. I didn't love it. Here's the thing about all of those Marvel comic movies. They're doing the same- Your hair looks insane.

I have to take a photo. No. No, leave it. Leave it. Wells're doing the same. Your hair looks insane. I have to take a photo. No. No, leave it. Leave it. Wells, give the people what they want. Take it. No. It's because you want what happens.

You want to know what happens. Take it off. It was so good. No, I'm not giving you the Kramer hair. What happens? I go on a run every day, and then when I get back, I've got really sweaty hair,

and then I put it in my beanie to like try to put it down and then it just goes straight up like fuck all the Marvel all the Marvels all the Marvel movies are doing the same thing it's the same joke

they are about to do their superpower and their superpower fails in some way. Oh. And then it's like that awkward, like, hold on a second. Give me a second. So, like, Thor will be like, he'll put his hand out. Where's my hammer? And then, like, sometimes the hammer doesn't come.

Yeah. And he's like, just. Give me a second. One second. Just. Talk about yourself. You're right. The same thing with Iron Man.

Because he'll do, like, the thing, like, make his suit come. Yeah. Jarmus or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. And he'll do the thing like make his suit come. Yeah, Jarmus or whatever. Yeah, and he'll be like, oh God, only the hand will come and he's like, well, I gotta fucking deal with this. You're right.

It's always that thing where it's like- And you're over it. You're like, give me something new. Yeah, it's like, I get it. It's a good joke,

but like- Let's give him something new. I just, Ragnarok didn't hold my attention the way the previous Thor movies have. Yeah. I watched it on a plane and my attention was not, I think I fell asleep. I just don't like the word Ragnarok.

It's a little weird. All right. That sounds like Fraggle Rock. Loki will just forever be Taylor Swift's ex from here on out. Oh, they used to date? Yeah, he made the biggest mistake of his life dating her. That's all I see now is the loser that Taylor dumped. I don't know.

He's doing pretty good. He's fine. He's in a pretty big franchise. I know. I don't know. Mark Ruffalo did make a small appearance. Love me some Mark. I love Mark Ruffalo.

He's such a babe. I love that you think he's a babe because I feel like me and Mark would be good buddies. You do. We've talked about this. You kind of have a Mark Ruffalo vibe about you, I think. Thank you. Appreciate that. It's like a DGAF, like kind of a dad vibe, but like a hot dad vibe. Only you can make me

feel shitty about something that you previously made me feel good about in seven seconds. It's a talent. What can I say? What is D-Vibe? What? DGAF. What is DGAF? Don't give a fuck. Because you don't. You don't give two fucks. I don't give a fuck.

Neither does Mark Ruffalo. That's right. You know why? Because we're fucking awesome. And he kind of has the unruly hair. Yeah. And the dad vibe clothing. I don't have dad vibe clothing.

If anything, you're trying to give me dad vibe clothing. No. Wear loose fit jeans. No, no, no. Look at the lumberjack. I'm trying to give you. Wear loose fit jeans. No, no, no. Look at a lumberjack. I'm trying to give you. Wear white new balances. Those are in right now.

I'm trying to give you. Oh my God. I can't even. I'm trying to give you fashion. I don't know if you are. Here's one. Can I tell you what I think you're doing? I have a theory.

Oh, really? I think. I already hate this theory. I think that you're like I'm gonna fuck with Wells no let's give him bad advice and see if he takes it no

and then like this is all like a long con bit for the podcast like a year later you'd be like yeah that was totally wrong and I wanted to see if you'd do it I can't believe

you actually went out and bought white New Balance shoes so I said that they're in right now okay New Balance aren't exactly the answer I was thinking like a Nike or like a Reebok but

now that I know this is what you think, now I'm going to say the opposite of what I really want you to do so that you'll do the opposite of that and do the right thing.

I just don't know what to believe anymore. Aww. DGAF? DGAF. You like that? I do. Yeah.

Why do you say it with such resistance? Because I was like trying to like, I was like doing the math being like DGAF. I got it. I got it. I got it.

Totally makes sense. DGF. All right. Well. How long have we talked for? I don't know. I know you got to go, right? Are we boring?

No, we're funny. You know what we've done on the show? We've completely abandoned trying to get people to come on our show. To be fair, I texted somebody this morning. Did you? And asked if he was in town and I got no response. Oh, fuck him. Honestly,

it's way more stress to have a guest because then I'm like, I feel like I'm like hosting them and I feel like I need to accommodate them and work around their schedule

and their crap and it's annoying. Yeah. This is much better anyways. It's way better. I know. Also, like, no one cool lives

in Nashville anymore. Except for us. Except us. Maybe we should move. And the cast of Music City on CMT. I will never watch that. I will. I saw you making that movement money today.

I know. You have to admit. Okay, so I get a lot of shit for making fun of people selling stuff on Instagram. I know, because then you do it. But then I do it. Right. Let everyone know. I'm not above making easy money.

No, same. But I feel like what separates me from everybody else that does that is I make it kind of funny. You do. I do. Thank God for Carl. That's your saving grace right there. Do you want to know what I did with that movement ad today? I put peanut butter on that fucking watch.

No. That is some commitment. Yeah, man. That's how they did that shit with Mr. Ed way back in the day. You got to roll, man. Oh, my God. Okay, so the video I posted that shit with, like, Mr. Ed way back in the day. You gotta roll, man. Oh, my God. Okay, so the video I posted last night with Kristen and Olivia, did you watch that at all? No.

I feel like I showed it to you, like, a year ago when we made it. But it was originally, we shot it for the Bachelor ad series that I had to do for Ari's season. And they didn't approve it. They didn't like it. Oh, really? And I was like, oh, this is too good to not ever post. So I posted it on my own today. But it was unapproved content by a brand.

Well, I'll tell you what's unapproved content from ABC. Ari. The fucking Bachelor right now. Okay, my favorite tweet that I read last night from the whole deal was Becca Tilly. Okay, what'd she say? I am so grateful that I am none of the people involved in this poop emoji show. So thankful I was just dumped twice and boring enough that I peacefully moved on to my Instagram hashtag ad life.

Super good. It's a great tweet. It got 17.8 thousand likes. Here's the thing though, I disagree with that. Why? It's so easy for people to blame the show. Guess what? Ari's a dipshit. I get Guess what? Ari's a dipshit.

Ari's a dipshit. I get that. Because Ari's a dipshit. Yeah. That's the end of the story. And they're just taking advantage of the fact that he's like that. I get that. Becca, you didn't look like a dipshit on TV because you're not really a dipshit.

It's true. It was a good tweet, though. It was a good tweet. I like that she's making fun of herself in a way for living, you know. Yeah, yeah. Her job is Instagram. Yeah. Great for her.

Listen, I'm in the same boat man i went in that fucking franchise and i came out smelling even better than i did going in yeah but um but like i guess i'm still like super sensitive when people attack the show and the producers and a lot of stuff because i lived through paradise last year and i saw what everyone did and everyone was just making the false claims and all this stuff. Yeah. And the producers, for all their faults, they're just trying to make the show. Right. They're just trying to do their job. They're trying to do their job.

And guess what? People are idiots. Yeah. They don't really have to do much. Right. Well, even- You're telling me that there was nothing, there was no spidey sense in Ari's brain which was like, I probably shouldn't do this on TV.

I don't know. He's pretty dense. I know. But like Olivia and I were talking today, too, and she was saying, you know, they don't make you do anything. No. It's not in his contract that he had to do that. They're not making him. She was like, no one made me jump out of a cake.

I was just dumb enough to do it. Yeah. I mean, they don't make you do any of it. That was funny, though. Her and the cake? Yeah. Her dancing was terrible, but it was funny. It was kind of endearing, because it's like, yeah, I'm a shitty dancer, too.

Right. You know? But I'm just saying, the whole point is, they can't force you to do any of it. No! He's just a dipshit. Yeah. I just think that he just didn't know. Me.

I just think he just didn't know. Oh, yeah. And he was scared. It would have been better TV for him to be like, guys, I don't know. Can we film for another week? Mm-hmm. I need, like, three more dates, guys. I'm sorry. Would would have been better TV for him to be like, guys, I don't know. Can we film for another week? I need like three more dates, guys. I'm sorry. Would they have done that?

Well, if they're like, hmm, what do we do? Is it worse that he picks nobody or that he picks someone like a week later? I mean, probably not. They probably would have gone back to L.A. and like back to the mansion or something. But I don't know. Anyways. We did an entire show without really talking about anything. I know.

Proud of us. Was that good? That is... Why are fucking bells not working? There we go. That's how you podcast. Okay, great. Bye.

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Do you think? That's funny. It probably won't though. You're the last cause. I will say though that these are good. Like they taste good. That's what I'm saying. Gummy bears are my favorite food of all time. So the fact that I, so we're talking about sugar bear hair vitamins. Yeah we are. And the fact that you can eat a gummy bear and there's vitamins in it and it's going to make your hair grow

and be healthy. That's the best thing ever. Yeah. And like, here's pros for it. If it works and your hair grows, hell yeah. Great. And if it doesn't, it's a yummy snack. It's a great gummy bear. You're right.

And there's some practical things about it that I really, really like. It's vegetarian. Huge plus. It's gluten-free. I'm not a gluten-free person, but like when I can eat gluten-free things, like I feel better about myself, you know? Yeah. So It's vegetarian. Huge plus. It's gluten free. I'm not a gluten free person but like when I can eat gluten free things like I feel better about myself you know. So it's great. And then my favorite thing is that it's cruelty free.

So we're like all about animal love with the sugar bear hair vitamins. I wonder if animals like them. I'm going to say it's probably not wise to give to Carl. Why? I don't think you should. I want Carl to have a luxurious coat like a golden retriever now. I'm going to go ahead and protect the brand here

and say that it's probably not approved for animal consumption. I will not do it. I wouldn't give it to Carl but I enjoy eating them. I've been taking them for the past few weeks now that I've had it. It's really great because they are doing a special three month and six month on sale thing if you want to go online

and buy a package deal. You get a cute hairbrush and you get a cute bear pout. I don't know, like call me crazy, but I just love long hair. I just think long hair is always the way. Healthy hair is what's attractive to guys, right? Okay. Like healthy, full, beautiful hair. I just think, and like, I'll get slaughtered for this because it's like sexist or whatever, but I really do like, I just feel like girls with long hair like guys like that like it's feminine it's girly it's whatever i was not

blessed with great hair i have my mother's fine thin hair it's very fragile so i've always been um a big fan of taking vitamins that will help counteract that so i'm really pumped about the sugar bear hair vitamins because they're yummy and it's like candy but they're good for me all right get yourself some sugar bear hair at sugarbearhair.com slash Amazon. Do it. Delicious. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.