Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Baby Bears and Dirt Dates

Episode Date: June 16, 2021

Wells did not have time to edit this masterpiece so please enjoy their stream of consciousness. First, we learn that living in the south in the summertime is not advantageous to sweat glands. Then, Brand-eye gets into her “horse showed” and explains that she did get a blue ribbon but it wasn’t the right blue ribbon. Whatevs, you did good kid. ALSO, MT is a GRANDMA now, so that’s pretty crazy. Congrats to Braison and Stella! In a random turn of events, your hosts discuss Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker, and then compare MT to Momager Kris. (We don’t think Brandi gives MT enough credit here.) We of course take a deep dive down that dirty Bachelorette episode. Brandi also has some things to say about Handmaid’s Tale and Grey’s, and lastly, Vern makes his grand return to close out the show. Enjoy!    Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Smash + Tess — Go to smashtess.com/YFT and use code YFT for 15% off. Exclusions apply. Not valid on sale or collab items, expires August 30th 2021  Betterhelp — Go to betterhelp.com/favoritething for 10% off your first month   Happy Dance — Go to doahappydance.com/YFT for 15% off your first order  Vizzy — Go to vizzyhardseltzer.com/YFT to find out where you can purchase Vizzy’s limited-edition Pride Packaging, or any of their other refreshing flavors  Theragun — Go to Therabody.com/YFT and stress less with Theragun’s 30-day money-back guarantee. Now until Father’s Day, purchase ANY Theragun Pro and receive a FREE Wave Solo.   Join our community at Patreon.com/YourFavoriteThing 

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stop singing Bo Burnham songs. I just cannot. Let's call the brand. Oh yeah. Way too loud. Okay. Hey. What's up? Nothing. What are you doing doing i went to bed at four o'clock last night oh my god you're joking and then i got up at fucking eight at eight two hours ago geez

it's so freaking hot out i just like can't this is the time of the year where i gotta stay inside you know yeah living in the south in the summer is not advantageous to no um sweat glands it's not it you know it's not it it's really not like i'm staring out the window and the windows are steamy like they're steamed up you know yeah like you like you just had sex in there but you didn't yeah yeah exactly uh what are you up to horse showding oh did you win did star girl win the blue ribbon yet she won a blue ribbon but it was the wrong color blue oh there are different shades winning yeah so in the bigger classes they place their 12th whereas like a normal class they only place through like six or eight so when you get into the big classes and they place so many they got to come up with like all kinds of colors of ribbons you know like magenta i was 10th in the big jumper classic on thursday night

so 10th is baby blue so like the ribbon's really pretty but that's the i told star girl i was like this is a wrong shade of blue dog like dark blue is what we want here you know yeah but it was a tough class like it was i don't do many night classes usually mine go like really early in the morning but this was a charity horse show and they did a bunch of stuff at night and it was a big money class there was like 20 in it and um i went 11th and as i was going down the chute to walk in i heard them announce that only one horse had gone clear so i was like oh shit like i could actually i could actually like win some money here like no one's jumped clear and i went in and i had two rails so and they were the two smallest jumps on course but

star was good i can't complain that we had two like you know bummer rails but it was intimidating just like a lot of people in the stands and stuff like that we just don't normally have going on so not the worst apparently like three people fell off and somebody crashed through an oxer and i stayed on. I had a nice, safe round, you know? That's all you can really ask for. Jesus, dude. That's like the Mad Max gauntlet.

I like how you were like, I told Stargirl, like, that's not the right color shade. I did. Like, the horse knows what the fuck you're—the horse is thinking, Oat bag, I'm to get my oat bag. Can't wait for this stupid thing to be over so I can go eat some oats and maybe an apple. It's so true. If the horse has any intelligence, must think that humans are the dumbest fucking creatures ever. They're like, we can just walk around this fence.

We don't need to jump over it. we can just go to the left a little bit you know some horses like to jump no they don't yeah yeah yeah yeah they do that's like trust me that's like saying like some humans like to run marathons they do yeah they do i mean like they do and they don't like yeah it hurts their knees you you know you shit your brains out afterward you do oh yeah what do you mean because you eat back in my day when i used to run a lot of races and stuff well first you carbo load like crazy bro before a race and then you eat so much of that like goo you know the protein carb goo so you can have the energy to run fucking 26 miles that wreaks havoc on your tum tum yikes that sounds disgusting and awful yeah i know yeah fun week it's but like it's hot it's hot as hell like this is my last show until the summer's over because it's so steamy

i can't do it what's end game for you like what pie in the sky horse show horse girl what is your end game like do you want to get a horse that's so badass and horse showed everyone wants to like fuck your horse so you make more like cool horses that kill it at horse shows that's one angle that's not my angle though what's your angle i don't know my angle is just to like constantly be improving and being a better rider and like obviously i want to do well i want to keep like advanced i don't want to just be like stuck in the same thing that i'm doing like i want to keep advancing and jumping bigger and doing bigger classes and doing well like that's just kind of my thing how far away are you from the top class so the top class is called the grand prix grand

prix the grand prix honestly like i don't know if I really ever, like, if I'm sitting here saying I aspire to do that. Those are like meter 50, meter 60. They're very big jumps. And you would, I would ride against all professionals. But there's a division called the amateur owner division that I'm, that I'm, I'm about to get into. It's starts at meter 20 and the thing the cool thing

about that is you have to own your horse to be able to compete in it so you can't just um like a lot of people just lease horses which is a lot cheaper but it's sort of cheating because you can go lease a really nice horse and if you if you're rich you can just go lease a nice horse or whatever and then do really well so I kind of like being in the division where you have to at least be able to own your own horse. There's a sense of pride in that, I guess, as an amateur. So I just want to get into that division and be winning. That would be my goal for the foreseeable future. When does that happen?

I think I'm going to move up to the meter 20s in August. That'll be my next horse show. Oh, man. Is the money better? Yeah, the money gets better the higher you jump. Hell yeah, dude. gonna move up to the meter 20s in august when i know that'll be my next horse show oh man so is the money better yeah the money gets better the higher you jump hell yeah dude all right all right dog get fucking get that equestrian dollar bills yeah oh speaking of horse girl stuff i saw i've been to bring this up last week i said i saw that sarah posted that she's officially a horse girl well yeah she's been a horse girl for a while, but...

Yeah, but does official mean like she's buying her own horse? No, I hope not. Oh, come on. I hope so. Because she was working on that film and she had to ride a horse a lot. And she loved it. Yeah, she was all about it. Maybe you guys should get a horse.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Why can't we just ride your just ride your horse surely there's a cyrus horse in this in fucking i mean you know what i don't think there is anymore i think we've brought them all here really yeah but like you guys can visit nashville and come right anytime okay that seems fair yeah i mean she's so little like she could be on like a little pony and it would be oh yeah you know like i feel like we get a pony and the pony can just live in the backyard like i don't even need to like straight up go to like a stable like we can just get a little shetland and yeah in like two weeks

that little shetland would shit so much your yard would be just full of horse shit yeah that's true that's true yeah i'm running on like i'm like you okay i'm telling you i just so fucking uh deprived of sleep oh my god okay so this one we're just all gonna be on the struggle bus because i literally you know i went from vegas straight to the horse show like i haven't done no life like the past two weeks of my life have been so crazy, but something exciting happened while I was at the horse show. It wasn't supposed to happen until I got home, and then little baby

Cyrus decided to come early. Brazen had his baby on Tuesday. A nine-pound little chunker that they named Bear Chance Cyrus. Such a Cyrus name. How good is that bear bear it's so good though i don't i don't think they're really posting like photos of of his face yet but i got

sent a photo from the hospital and he's like such a chunker yeah and and i was like you guys named him bear like you're asking for this kid to just be gigantic like a mammoth of a man like six foot six i bet blood loved that name wait so you've not met bear have you not no i just i i just got back late last night uh i drove up from memphis so i think we're doing something at the house tomorrow and i think they're gonna bring him over but i mean they just got home from the hospital a couple of days ago. So this is all just like super fresh. And when I was living in Nashville, my sister was there.

Every child she had, I went to the hospital. Well, with COVID still lingering, it's like you can't really do that. I think my mom was actually able to go and she didn't even think she was going to be able to go in. But my mom did go to the hospital and was there when they had him and got to see him in the hospital but for all of us i think the deal was you know you gotta wait till he goes home dude your mom is a grandma now you just the hottest grandma that's ever lived and you know what she she is thriving this is all she's ever dreamed of is a grandbaby really oh yeah she's she's every day going over to brazen's to like visit and like hold it and

just she's just in her element does your mom and brazen's wife get along they do yeah i mean i don't think they've spent a ton of time together just because you know my mom's been in la and obviously brazen and stella live here but stella's great she's super sweet she's super chill and laid back i mean she's easy to get along with but i definitely think this whole experience has bonded them for sure um my mom's you know my mom's been here for like a month now just she wanted to be around and be available and obviously be here when little bear was born. And so I think I think they're going to get super close just with this whole thing. You know, I don't have a kid.

So, like, I don't know how that works, but like, I think it's a bonding thing. Yeah, it's important. You also need the mother-in-law to like basically pull some night shifts for you. Oh, yeah. You know, I'm not sure if tish is gonna do really but yeah you know tish's bedtime is like 7 p.m so yeah i think she's gonna be an afternoon shift kind of person wow the cyrus clan is a growing and you're not having kids right no you're done you're over it. Yeah, I don't think so. Wow. How does everyone feel about that?

I think it's fine. No one cares that Brandy has no desire to perpetuate the human race with more Cyrus's? No. I mean, do we really need more Cyrus's? I just don't think. I don't think. But here's the thing. There's five of us.

So it's like if one of us doesn't have kids, like you got four more, you know, to pop them out. I mean, plenty of opportunities. I just want to be the cool aunt that like buys cute clothes. And, you know, when they want to come over and ride a pony, like I got you. You know, come over to the family petting zoo. Like we're all good. I'm going to be the cool aunt that does all the cool things. That's all I need.

I was thinking about this the other day. Like, you know, K kardashian are we done talking about the baby i'm sorry i yeah yeah yeah no we're done that's good do you know courtney kardashian is dating travis barker oh yeah yeah yeah i'm kind of into it i am too but is it is it a little too try hard for me like i feel like we get it you guys are in a relationship okay let's pump the brakes on fucking caring about this it's a little pete davidson ariana grande for me where i'm like okay we get it you guys are together and then i feel like it's gonna crash and burn well sure i mean you know most relationships do i know crash and burn wells Not to put a damper on your great relationship. I mean, obviously, you're the exception to that rule.

Wow. What a jaded old maid. I just like Travis Barker. Do you think that Blink-182 fans are into this? Or are they like, this is exactly what we were fighting against you know fighting against like against the fucking hollywood elite we're fucking blink 18 what do you think blink 182 fans are called blinkers blinkers yeah we're like we're blinkers and this is not what we're all about travis Barker's a fucking traitor. Fuck that dude. He's with a goddamn Kardashian.

Here's the thing with the Kardashians. Everything to me is a publicity stunt. Everything. And so nothing that they do that is serious, I can take serious because everything is a PR move. You know? It's like, Kim Kardashian wants to be a lawyer? Really? Or is it like

a good storyline for the fucking show that she's like studying for the bar? Like, why are you becoming... It's great that you don't want to help the world and she has, I guess, tried to get people that are in jail that shouldn't be in jail out, which is really, really wonderful, but why are you becoming a lawyer?

You're a billionaire at this point. What are you doing? Is it just because it's for the show, you know? And it's like, why are you becoming a lawyer you're a billionaire at this point what are you doing is it just because it's for the show you know and it's like why are you dating travis barker because we need more like angsty emo kids from like in their mid-30s to watch the kardashians do you know what i'm saying like none of them yeah i just don't care because everything is just like we need to make a headline. I mean, yeah, I would call that brand strategy. Yeah, which I get it, but I don't know, man. What's like Miley's next brand strategy moment? She got one?

I don't know. Miley tends to just do things like on the fly. Like there's not a whole lot of like planning in advance. It's just like a whole lot of like things. I have a question about the Miley of it alliley and i don't even know if you can really answer this question honestly but the whole like she obviously was like squeaky clean disney girl and then she not by choice well yes by choice she wanted to i'm sure she wanted to be the star of her own television show well for sure but like you know, the Disney machine is very, like,

you got to play by the rules. Well, yeah, but you have to know what you're getting into if you're going to go star in a Disney show. Yes and no, but when you get into it at 11, 12 years old, I mean, do you really know what you're signing up for? Well, your parents should have known. Well. Okay, so yes, yes, obviously.

But also, like, it did, did like create your sister so like there is some positives to it all the miley of it all where like she decides to this backlash to the squeaky clean image is that a pr move or is that like just miley being like i this isn't me i need to actually be who i am yeah none of it's a PR move. Really? Yeah, promise. Because it was a good one. You're just really overthinking all this now at this point. Really? I've said it before that Tish the Dish is a Kris Jenner over here. You know what? She isn't isn't because she's

so stoned all the time that she isn't isn't because she's so stoned all the time yeah that she doesn't really um like plot and strategize like that i don't know that you can really put tizzle and chris jenner in the same category listen we'd be a lot richer if my mom was as good of a pr strategist as chris jenner yeah am i? If everyone's career just goes to shit, you guys just need to start a car. I'm surprised E hasn't confronted you guys, approached you guys to do a show. I mean, I think there's been countless people approaching my mom saying,

would you guys ever do a show? And we're just too cool for school, I guess, is the consensus, the family consensus. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm over here like, how much money, I guess, is the consensus, the family consensus. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm over here like, oh, how much money are we talking? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But everybody else is like, nah, nah, we're too cool for that.

Yeah. But then you look at like the Cardiashian's bank accounts and. And I just, more horses. And I'm like, sign me up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll work for horses. Seriously. once everyone becomes broken completely irrelevant then you guys will do it and then you know it'll be a good rebound

like a turn to glory story yeah what's that show about um on Netflix it's like all the old people Grace and Frankie is that what I'm thinking of oh yeah yeah so we'll do that we'll be like everyone will be old it'll be like the Cyrus Family Assisted Living Edition. Yeah, yeah, the AARP version. Yeah, I'd watch that. Yeah. That's funny. Should we start the show or?

Oh, I forgot. We don't have to. Whatever. I forgot. This is what we want to do. This is why I can't be in charge. I know. When I'm not working out full fucking strength

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You got nothing today, too, do you? I got nothing. Not a whole lot. But listen, I got through the Greg date. I got through the Greg date. Initial thoughts.l's annoying that's your initial thought this is not carl noise stop talking stop talking so much first of all like his whole thing of like i know that someone's not here for the right reasons but i don't want to say who it is and uh all the guys are like, well, who the fuck is it?

And he's like, well, we'll give them the opportunity to come forward. And it's like, okay, that sounds like you don't know who the guy is and you're just saying that and you can't think of someone's name and you don't want to throw anyone under the bus. You're just like, I know, I'm pretty sure that somebody's bad guy. It makes zero sense. But I also kind of love it because all the guys are like, what the fuck are you talking about, dude?

First of all, he needs some camera time, all right? And second of all, he's just stirring the pot, and then he knows the shit's all going to come to the surface if he just keeps stirring. I know. I guess it's kind of smart. You can go into any situation on The Bachelor, The Bachelor, The Bachelor in Paradise and be like,

just so you guys know, I know someone's not here for the right reasons. And then everyone's like, well, what's the information? What information do you have? I don't want to reveal any of my sources. Okay, so who is it? I want them to come forward.

Wait, hold on. Maybe it's nobody. Maybe, but I'm not sure. It doesn't make any sense. It's like tabloid journalism. Sources say that someone's here, not here for the right reasons. Cover of National Enquirer. Carl's annoying, but I love him.

But also, if I was on that season i'd be like i hate this guy it doesn't make any sense the greg date i loved the greg are we really gonna just skip forward to that i don't know like what else happened that was important important is a um is a loose word in bachelor nation yeah but they did the group date first where they like go in and like are like okay sell yourself as a great lover or something oh yeah yeah and i just i'm like like i i get like it's cool katie's like so you know they keep throwing around sex positive like is the first bachelorette that's like i don't know like been that way i guess but they're like they're just like really overdoing it i feel like they gotta give this a rest at some point and also like just

because you had a dildo one time does that make you like the sex positive queen i don't understand like i feel like everyone's got a dildo yeah i know katie was just the first one to like wave it around yeah yeah yeah i i kind of agree with you it's like okay we get it like you're all about sex and sex positivity but like the entire cast is hot people so guess what they are all fucking each other you know like yeah okay but that leads me to um what's our boy's name that's a virgin mike was the mic all right so here here's my question yeah do you think so obviously the producers are sitting here like oh we ought to put the virgin on the sex positive date. Absolutely.

So do you think they put him in that situation thinking he's just going to fail miserably? But like he came out on top, you know? Do you think the producers schemed that for him to come out on top? Or do you think they were scheming for him to get destroyed? I think that you're overthinking that kind of stuff. It's you know, something's going to happen You know, it's a bunch of guys having to talk about sex and then one guy who's never had sex So no matter how it falls out like either it's terrible and that's beautiful television or it's amazing And that's beautiful television like that. You can't go wrong here or he doesn't say anything and then it's amazing and that's beautiful television like that you can't go wrong here

or he doesn't say anything and then it's fucking weird and beautiful television or he lies and says he is not a virgin and that's beautiful television because all of a sudden mike maybe mike's the guy i thought you're the right reasons you know what if the dirt that carl has is that really mike's like like a fucking playboy and just like a sex addict yeah yeah i mean he was freaking me with the question marks like and i feel like they didn't make as big of a deal about that as they could have like when they were answering all those dumb questions with the whiteboard my thing was like when he sat down on he like on the bed and like did his you know

his whole spiel to katie she didn't seem that surprised he's wearing that that like the cross necklace like like the my pillow guy and i feel like once you see that like you're like all right it's not like i can tuck behind your shirt it's like i want everyone to know out there yeah yeah and then i mean i i think i'd have walked in and been like, all right, that guy's probably a virgin. All right, here we go. Or he's, like, born again or something, you know? I wouldn't have been too surprised. But, like, first of all, let's just give credit where credit is due.

Him talking about it in the interview, just, like, you know, just him and the camera was, like, really, really good. He got emotional. I felt for him, you know? And then his whole thing with katie i thought was like really well done like his palm or whatever it was yeah and i was happy for him that he won like he won the trophy but he didn't win the fucking rose like he didn't get the date you can't win both if i'm mike i'm like mother i don't want this fucking plastic trophy give me the rose i don't

give a shit about this what i'd have been so angry i've been like i just on national television told the world that i am a virgin and i don't even get the date rose i get this stupid trophy like this bowling trophy from 1987 that you guys found in a gift shop? No thank you. I feel like it's rare when someone, quote unquote, wins the date. When there's a trophy or whatever, like a winner of

the group date. And then I feel like whoever gets the rose is always different than whoever gets the trophy. Yeah, well Mike deserved to get both then, alright? He deserved to get both then. He's not getting both. Then he shouldn't have gotten the... Who did get the rose? Remind me.

I think it was Thomas. I'm not really sure. Yeah, I think you're right, actually. And I was kind of shocked by that. I don't know. Yeah, because you wanted the virgin to get it because he just exposed it. I didn't think the virgin was getting it.

I know, but the version should have gotten it. Eh, I beg to differ. Yeah, and then also Connor, I feel like, is the biggest badass ever. Do you? Yeah, and I tell you what, like, Connor's got solid Evan

vibes, where he's such a dork, but like, really endearingly dorky he has really shot his shot early like he went cat costume hard in the paint and he's still milking it committed to the bit yeah because she fucking likes it dude dude if you're dating somebody and you figure out like what their thing is then you just ride that bitch to the fucking end. And he was like, this crazy cat lady's into this shit. She's into some fucking, she's a furry.

She's into cosplay. All right, here we go. You know it'd be really funny if he makes it to hometowns. Or no, he makes it to the fantasy suite and he fucking rails her in the cat costume. Oh my God god that would be such good tv it would be amazing like they're both furries like they both come the next morning they both come out of the fucking thailand hotel wearing fucking cat costumes and just like makeup

everywhere and like fucking matted fur and everything oh my god i would love that what if they're definitely gonna go on a date to a cat cafe. Yeah. And if they're not, producers really missed out on that one. Yeah. And like, Katie's going to get a leash for him and walk him around and stuff. Yes. But anyways, back

to, like, he's such a dork. He's like so endearingly dorky. I love him so much. Is it endearing? He kind of gives me the creeps no i think he's awesome i really and like that song that he wrote was good and then he was like don't forget i play the piano and i'm good my fingers and i was like oh that's about fingering people you dirty dog sorry you filthy kitty cat oh Oh, my God. Exactly. Creepy. Yeah, but Evan was creepy, too.

But we learned. And isn't he a math teacher? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's even creepier. His seventh grade math class would be like, Mr. Connor, we saw you talking about fingering chicks on TV. Oh, my God. You're weird. Yikes. we saw you talking about fingering chicks on TV. Yikes.

Now, excuse me, I have a question not pertaining to the Pythagorean theorem, but when you said you're good with your fingers, were you talking about finger-blasting chicks? I'm so sorry. Why have tears?

What? It's a good thing that's going to happen. He's going to go back and have to teach some classes and people are going to be like, what were you talking about there? Or is he going to get fired?

I don't think so. I think he's going to look like a good guy. I think everyone's going to love him. It was a funny date, though. Yeah. Also, shout out to Heather McDonald. I've been on her show

a bunch of times. You have. Yeah. Also, shout out to Heather McDonald. I've been on her show a bunch of times. You have? Yeah. Oh, you have. Oh, you have. Okay, so then Greg Day. Okay, well, speaking of endearing, I am obsessed with Greg. So this is so interesting to me because, to me, Greg looks so boring.

He looks really vanilla, but he just comes across he comes across to me as like very authentic there's no fanfare there's no he just is who he is he is what he is you know what i mean you know what he looks like he looks like the guy next door from every disney movie i ever saw i was about to say, he looks like he walked out straight out of like a 90s sitcom. Yes. You know what I mean? It's adorable.

And he's, you know, he's, he's not the most interesting. He's not the most extravagant, but like he's cute and super sweet and just seems, I don't know. Very,

seems like very, just like real. That's the most like honest thing I think I've ever heard any woman say because you guys don't really care about extremely good looks. You're like, you know, he's like not the cutest. He's like not the most energetic.

It's like you guys pretend like you want some like you know Ryan Reynolds hunk of a dude but really what you want is just like yes it's just like the boring guy next door who just like seems like he's got a heart of gold that's the thing like I don't think he's interesting

everyone's like just fucking losing their minds over Greg are they yeah oh dude I saw on Twitter like people were like I'm just here for Greg like I just care about Greg everyone's like just fucking losing their minds over Greg. Are they? Yeah. Oh dude. I saw on Twitter, like people were like, I'm just here for Greg. Like I just care about Greg. I like him.

I know. So does she. He just seems the most genuine out of everybody so far. I mean, obviously we don't know everyone super well yet, but I don't know. I mean, we'll see if this lasts,

right? Like you don't want to peak too early in the show. And I feel like he's, he's peaking very early with like the whole you know um first impression thing and then getting the first date and having a great first day and being all emotional it's all happening real early and that scares me for him yeah speaking of the date my whole time i'm just sitting there being like hey dude sweet date in the dirt like it's the whole thing's just in fucking brown dirt it's like

there's nothing cool about this hey let's go drive this red truck in the dirt and then go pretend to fish i guess brown fucking albuquerque dirt date i was just sitting there being like oh man cool and they're all they're both wearing like, how fucking cold is it? Why are you guys all fucking bundled up? I don't know, but I loved their outfits. They were coordinated, but not. It was very mountain chic. I was here for it.

Yeah, it was like they went to the Quicksilver store and was like, all right. We're going snorkeling. After our dirt date right we're going after our dirt date we're going snowboarding together this is my kind of bachelor at uh season i was i live for this like i love a good mountain date a good outdoorsy date he doesn't come across to me as somebody that is very outdoorsy no what are you like he he persevered on you know he was like all right i'm gonna get through this and i'm gonna suck at it but like there's fireworks at the end so sweet yeah grandma and grandpa tell me about the first time you you real when you first realized that you were in love with grandma well timmy let me tell you we went on a dirt date why is ver you, we went on a dirt date. Why is Vern here?

We went on a dirt date, and then afterwards, your grandma, Nana, said, I need a shit bucket. That was funny, though. So take this bucket. So I took the bucket, and I knocked the top off. And then we had a bucket to shit in. Well, Grandpa, things were much different back then. They were. We went on dirt dates and shit in buckets. That was funny, though.

I did appreciate that. Pipe down, burn, pipe down. And then they went fishing, didn't catch a fucking thing. Nope. They both have have like, both their parents have passed away. It was like, Jesus Christ. This is heavy.

So he finally got like emotional. I feel like now, I feel like Greg's gonna come out of his shell after he went on the dirt date and then fucking, and then had to talk about his dad his his dad his his his dad yeah his dad passed away now he's comfortable in front of cameras and stuff so and it was a good date is the season over though like do i know who's gonna win episode two no we do this every season

my money's on greg dude i mean i like greg here's the thing even though her connection with greg is great and whatever katie likes having so many options like she's she's got options you know and i i think she thinks she does and i think she's i think even as much as she likes greg and as much as connor's a cute cat and all like i think she's going to ride this out and explore the options. Well, I think she will, too. I mean, that's the whole point of the show. But I don't know, man. I mean, who are your frontrunners here?

I mean, you got Connor the kitty cat. You got Dirt Date Greg. You got Crazy Carl who's making shit up. I think we need one more episode just to call front runners. It's just too early. I know. Okay, so then they go on this fucking mud wrestling date. So I didn't see this.

Yeah, okay. Well, then buckle in, baby. So they all get dressed up like cowboys, like rancheros, like caballeros. First of all, I don't know if you guys just keep seeing it but there's like teasers for the next episode where it's like taisha and caitlin in like a like a drop top uh-huh and they're like it looks like thelma and louise uh-huh and am i the only one that's like do you guys remember how thelma and louise ended does anyone remember how thelma and louise ended are you telling me that taisha and caitlin are gonna drive that fucker off a cliff Do you guys remember how Thelma and Louise ended? Does anyone remember how Thelma and Louise ended?

Are you telling me that Tayshia and Caitlyn are going to drive that fucker off a cliff? What are we trying to say here? I'm so confused at the imagery of it all. Is it foreshadowing about the season ends? Yeah. Is it foreshadowing about them dying in a terrible, fiery crash? It's very confusing. Anyways, so they get all these assholes dressed up like cowboys,

and then they walk them over to this mud pit, and they got a mud wrestle. They got to do some wrassling. Fucking this whole season is just dirt. All right, we got some dry dirt for Greg Greg we need some wet dirt for these assholes tomorrow we'll get some like normal dirt dirt date so they make these assholes

fucking wrestle in the dirt and we finally get to understand the Cody Aaron saga because in night one which I loved with Aaron coming up to Cody being like I don't fucking like loved with aaron coming up to cody being like i don't fucking like you fuck you stay away from me it was like what the fuck just happened it's just going up to people in my mind i really love the fucking idea like this is this one guy

it just goes around. You're so sleep-deprived. I know. I just go around and go, Fuck you, man! Stay away from me! You're crying. This is not right. Oh, fuck. Everyone's just like, What's wrong with Aaron?

He's just going around. Go, Ed Wells. He's just going around doing it. Go fuck yourselves for no reason. Oh, God. So we finally...

Oh, God. I gotta take a break. I know. And like a little bit fucking sleep deprived. Oh, my God. Aaron's just going around yelling people again we need a different dirt area for aaron to yell at you so

slap so anyways we find out why uh aaron like cody is because they're from the same town i guess san diego or something and I guess Cody was basically being like I'm going on this show for fame and like was telling people about it on social media or like whatever we find out about it so all these guys are wrestling in the dirt

in the wet dirt and then at the end it's Cody versus Aaron and they start wrestling. And Katie and Tayshia and Caitlin are like, oh, man, they're really going at it. Oh, man, there's some serious tension. Oh, man, what's going on? And I'm sitting there being like, this is just like everyone else's wrestling.

They don't, it looks like every other bout, they don't look any different than anybody else. If anything, they look more stupid. other bout they don't look any different than anybody else if anything they look more stupid afterwards she was like okay he was like i can really tell that like something's going on between between you and cody aaron and i'm like could you could you really because it just looked like a bunch of guys fucking wrestling in the dirt uh but anyway she fucking kicked him out dude i couldn't believe it actually she just like went off purely off vibe was like well aaron said that you're a bad guy and then cody kind of didn't wasn't like didn't like fight like i'm not a bad guy he was yeah didn't defend himself like huh interesting and she was like i

got a bad vibe from that you got to go home peace out i mean listen it's all about vibes you know it's all about the vibe it's all about the, you know? It's all about the vibe. It's all about the vibe. Speaking of vibes, the fact that Trey is wearing a tuxedo in the fucking cocktail party. I don't even know if it's a tuxedo or if he's wearing a bow tie, but it looks like a tuxedo. It's like way too overdressed for this situation. You guys are filming in dirt land. You don't need to be wearing a tuxedo.

That's probably way too much on Bachelor. But to be honest with you, I have nothing really else to talk about. So we're going to do heavy. Well, if you watched Handmaid's Tale, you would. Oh my God. We're again with the Handmaid's Tale? It's so good, Wells. It's so good.

Hold on. Let's put a bow on Bachelor. Who's your front runner now? Dirt Greg? Greg's my fave. Yeah, so far far i'm telling you i i like courtney with a q i know you're a hater i'm just a hater of the name i don't think katie's gonna i don't think he's gonna be a front runner for katie but i like him i think he's funny

yeah i i like him and i met him when i was there and i made fun of his name while i was there and so that's not going to change. My thing about Greg is, like, even Greg is boring. Like, even the name Greg is boring, you know? Sure. Like, everything about Dirt Greg is boring, dude. But we love him. That's all.

You know, girls, women pretend like they want the good-looking hunk who's funny and interesting. The truth of the matter is that women just want the boring dirt guy. You want to know why? The good looking hunk treats you like shit. Yeah, I know. And the boring guy treats you like the queen you are. That's right. Your money's on Courtney with a Q and dirt guy.

No, money is not on Courtney with a Q. I just like him. Yeah. My money's on dirt on Courtney with a Q. I just like him. Yeah. My money's on Dirt Greg. I mean, I do like Greg. I'm not going to call him that. Dirt Greg's funny. I like Carl just fucking making up bullshit.

Well, and he has the same name as your dog, so that's cool. Yeah, but he's buzzed with a K. I like Cat Guy. I like Cat Guy. All right. I'm sorry. I like Kitty Cat Guy. And then, oh, I like Trey. I like T Guy. All right. All right. Sorry. I like Kitty Cat Guy. And then, oh, I like Trey.

I like Trey and his stupid tuxedo. So there you go. There's my favorites right there. I like Trey. Oh, I like Box Guy too. You do? Yeah, I like Box Guy. Okay.

So tell me about Hammy's Tale. What's happening in a world called Glendale? Gilead. Gilead. Not Glendale. Bro bro she has escaped gilead all right she did we're out we're in canada canada is the holy land i know okay so they said something interesting okay so if you if you aren't caught up on handmaids and you don't want things to be spoiled i would fast forward like maybe 45 seconds. So she's in Canada and her and her like husband that she don't love no more. I don't think they really want to get Hannah back. Hannah's their daughter.

She goes to Nick, who's her like lover in Gilead, who she had the baby with Nicole when the commander forced her to have sex with him because he can't have a kid. So it's like her like her like secret lover, like forbidden lover in Gilead. So she goes to him to try to get info on Hannah. First of all, like they're having a moment. Like I always knew that she really had like real feelings for Nick. Like I could always tell like, you know, I actually love this guy. And obviously he loves her because he has the power to like put her away. And and he doesn't but they meet up and they're like having a moment man like they're like

they love each other and she brings nicole his daughter and they're just like and i i couldn't help but man like it's so i'm so happy that she escaped to canada like it's all we ever wanted for her right was her freedom but now i'm like shit you should be with nick but like nick is such a dumb ass nick leave gilead leave with june go be free go live in canada go be together with your daughter like what are you doing bro why you want to be a commander in the fucked up place of gilead i don't get it she leaves and he puts on a fucking wedding ring like he had taken it off while she was there and slides it on his finger what nick's married but

he loves june and he's like i should have ran away with you when i had the chance you have another chance now bro what are you doing fucking dirt greg men are so dumb yeah if only he was what's his name nick if only nick was more like dirt Greg, you know, boring and easy to deal with. I know, but man, all right. So now we've learned there's like, there's like another Gilead or a Gilead extension or something in Colorado.

I need to know more about that. Okay. Wow. That's a lot of information that I didn't listen to right there. Yeah. Did you take a nap during that rant? Yeah. A quick nap.

Okay. Is that it? Are we done with... Done with Handmaids. I also caught up on Grey's. I hadn't watched. I didn't realize how many weeks I had missed, but I was kind of giving up on Grey's a little.

I've been disappointed. Meredith's been in this COVID coma for so long. She's still in the coma? No, no, no, no. She's out, but while she was in the coma, I was like, this is boring. I don't like Grey's without Meredith. She's just asleep the coma no no no she's out but like while she was in the coma i was like this is boring i don't like grace without meredith she's just like asleep the whole time so i kind of like like went away from it and then like here spoiler alert dun dun dun deluca died and so i was like all right now i really i just can't with grace right now like i don't know deluca no meredith

because she's in a coma like what's happening here are you there yeah and so i i kind of dropped off but i was catching up this week and it's getting it's getting better meredith's back you know she's she's fully healed from covet thank god like everyone was like scared to tell her about deluca because he died while she was uh in her coma and she because she saw him you know on the beach in her like between life and death world she like wasn't shocked and she was like all good about it so like i don't know i'm back on the gray's train i'm back on the gray's train okay where's mcdreamy mcdreamy's been long gone long gone i don't care that anymore i'm long gone i'm only here for mcdreamy he ain't he ain't back he ain't coming back so it's like if you can't have McDreamy, you might as well get a little Irish ass on the side, you know?

Yeah. Yeah. Irish ass. I watched a movie on Netflix called Awake. Have you heard of that? I don't think so. After a devastating global event wiped out all electronics and eliminated people's ability to sleep, a former soldier may have found a solution with their daughter awake so the main

character is this woman named jill and it's played by gina rodriguez who you've seen before uh she has a daughter and a son and so like kind of in the beginning of the movie like this thing happens where like all electronics break down like Cars, planes, everything just stops. It's kind of fucked up. That's scary. And then they start to realize as the days go by that no one can sleep. And the thing about if you don't sleep, you quickly go crazy and then you die because your brain starts to swell. I guess the idea is that, did you know that when you sleep, your brain has to shrink?

No. Your brain has to shrink to fall asleep. Your brain has to like lower its temperature. Well, not shrink, but like your brain has to lower its temperature. I think by like two degrees for you to sleep. And that's why it's so much easier for you to sleep in a cold room than a hot room. Oh. Yeah. Anyway, so these motherfuckers can't go to sleep and so people start losing their minds they start to hallucinate

and like can't keep it together but for some reason jill's daughter can sleep and so then it becomes like trying to get the daughter to like this government facility to so they can like run tests on her to figure out like why she can sleep but no one else can all the while like everyone's losing their minds like slowly going crazy and getting very violent and stuff it's like it's like a weird thing it was like it's kind of like zombies but like not because they're not like eating flesh and stuff and like you're not, like fighting them off. But like people are losing it so fast that they're going crazy. Anyways, really cool concept.

Fun movie. I really liked it. Okay. I like that it's just a movie and not a whole series. Yeah. Awake. It's on Netflix.

Still reading The Hail Mary. And it is still very good. Oh, and by the way, I was talking about the Bo Burnham special inside last week and I just want everyone to know that I've watched it three times since then. What? Yes. Wow.

I need you guys to know that if you're wondering how I'm doing, all you need to know is that I've watched the Bo Burnham special three times and that should tell you everything you need to know about like my mental state currently I guess I didn't really realize like all the crazy uh weird feelings that I was harboring over the pandemic until I watched the Bo Burnham special and then he really brought out all of the darkness and the sadness and the hardship that I was going through and it really speaks to me and I think that it's one of the greatest things

I've ever watched in my entire life, more that I watch it, and I keep on noticing other things about it, and it's beautiful and amazing, and I need everyone to go watch the Bo Burnham Inside documentary. Oh, wow. Special.

Okay. Do it. That was the most emotion I've ever seen you show on this show. It's a lot, right? Wow. It's a really beautiful special, and... Okay. I'll watch it. I'm a lot right wow it's it's a really beautiful special and okay now watch it i'm a little concerned actually about bo burnham just in general i hope he's okay you know but you

need to watch it yeah i do what are you drinking i got kombucha i got some boots babe i'm a boots boy you know i'm a boots boy i know you're a boots boy i'm a bootsoch boy you know i'm a booch boy i know you're a booch boy i'm a booch boy do you have any songs you want to play um let me see what lord has a new song let me listen to this dude lord's looking good these days i saw some picture of her like a bikini and i was like, damn, dude. The album cover for this song? Can you look at it real quick? It's a very interesting album

cover or single cover or whatever it is. See, I'm telling you, she's in this bathing suit showing off. Is it just showing straight cooter? Yeah. Are we just looking at cooters? I think so. Want to play the song? I want to look at the cooter first and then, okay, I'll play it.

Your lord. My cheeks in hot color, overripe peaches. No shirt, no shoes, only my features. My boy behind me, he's taking pictures. Oh, he's taking pictures. Cooter. Boys and girls onto the beaches. Come on, come on, I'll tell you my secrets.

I'm kind of like a prettier Jesus. All right, let's get into it. Come on. Here we go. Here we go. Forget all of the tears that you've cried. It's over, over, over. And the song's over too.

Okay. I don't know. Do you like it? I do kind of. It's a vibe. I mean, Lorde's a too. Okay. I don't know. Do you like it? I do kind of. It's a vibe. I mean, Lorde's a vibe. It's cooler. It's much cooler than like the last couple of things she's put out.

Like she started to get a little mainstream on me. Yeah. I mean. And this feels a little cooler. It's a little bit of like, since when is Lorde like a, I don't know, like showing off her booty and stuff. Like this is a whole different Lorde. Dear Lorde like a, I don't know, like showing off her booty and stuff? Like this is a whole different Lorde. Dear Lorde.

So my girl Kelsey Ballerini teamed up with Lainey? Yeah. Lonnie? Is it Lainey or Lonnie? I think it's Lainey. That's what I thought. They have a song called I Quit Drinking and I like it a lot. I mean, why would you ever quit drinking?

After Vegas, I quit. But then I started again, you know? Yeah. reason i quit drinking we used to be dizzy all morning hungover pouring cups of coffee back kiss and crawl right back under the covers down for another hour i like it. It's so funny because Kelsey Ballerini is a country star, and that is not a country song. She is, but she does a lot of poppy crossover stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot. I get it, yeah. Yeah. She's always been kind of a pop gal. Yeah. All right, my last one is by Taylor Bono. She's actually, I haven't seen her in a long time,

but she is a friend of mine. I met her in Nashville. Now she's living out in LA. I just love her. She's super cool. How do you spell her name? She spells Taylor weird, T-A-Y-L-E-R. And then Bono is B-U-O-N-O.

She has a new song called Need Another. The video for it is sickening. People need to not change and spell her name are like this because it's hard to find i know i know need another uh yeah i need another name for you taylor because it's you're it's stupid so i go out instead i look for crowded rooms where the lights are low I look for crowded rooms, where the lights are low Where no one can see me cry, where I'm not alone Somebody, dance with me now, dance with me now Feel the beat, hands all around, hands all around

Touching me, dance with me now, dance with me now Feel the beat, ooh Is anybody out there right now looking for a lover? Dance with me now, dance with me now, feel the beat. Is anybody out there right now looking for a lover? I used to have somebody, but now I need another, another, another. Can you see the album artwork for this? Yeah. Okay, so she's standing there and she's got her arm like this, you know,

and like looking like sexy and stuff. And like I've noticed a lot of women do this pose a lot. And like when do you fucking stand like that? When in the like have you ever been at a bar and been like, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to do this. People will be like, what's fucking wrong with you? Why are you holding your hand like that? You know, like is your arm asleep?

Like what's happening here? But like it's like a total model pose. Well, I love it. Our album art's great. I do, too. I'm just saying, and this is nothing against Taylor. I just, like, I see this pose a lot, and it's like, when have you ever sat there? It just makes everything more flattering. It makes everything more flattering.

Oh, it does? So it stretches things out and everything? It elongates you. Yeah, lifts the tits a little. Yeah. Tightens your arm flap. It makes everything look better. Okay, I get it.

Now that we're going back to bars and stuff, I just want to see women at the bar just doing this. And I'm like, what is... I just want to see it. Casual hair fix? No, no, no. Not hair fix, just staying there the entire time. No, you got to at least work it a little bit. Yeah. I saw Manchester Orchestra has some new tunage.

I got to. This is called Never Ending. Love me some Manchester Orchestra. There is nothing left to see. It was never ending It was never ending It was never ending All right, it's a vibe. It's also a never-ending song

coming in at like eight fucking minutes. So maybe you guys should cut some of that. Did I see that Billie Eilish has some new stuff out? I'm seeing a song called Lost Cause. Is that new? I think that came out a while ago. Lost Cause came out June 2nd. 10 days ago.

Billie Eilish leaning into being sexy. Mm-hmm. I'm kind of into it. Sex sells. Sex sells has Lost Cause. You ran the shower and left them by the stairs. cells sex cells has lost cause thought you had your together but damn i was wrong you were nothing but a lost cause and this ain't nothing like it once was I like Billie Eilish.

I like her too. I remember we played her like years ago. Yep. We were on that, weren't we? Yeah, we were. Yeah, we were. Yeah, we were. All right. Do you have anything else?

I don't think so, but I think Vern has some shout outs. Yes. Is it just me, by the way, or is the fucking telemarketing calls to my cell phone really ramping up these days? Out of control. What's happening? How did you guys get my cell phone really ramping up these days. Out of control. What's happening? How did you guys get my cell phone number?

Do I need to change it? I hate it. I kind of want to change it. I can't change mine. I'll never remember a new number. Which, by the way, we asked some Patreoners out there, who is your favorite from night one of The Bachelorette? And Cat Guy came in number one.

Barely. Doesn't matter. A win's a win. All right? There's no pictures on the scorecard. Cat Guy for the win. All right, Brandy. Fern on the radio program.

Before you go, I must give a couple shout-outs to our favorite Patreoners out there who pay good, hard money for this stupid podcast. Here we go. Shout out to Elias D. Elias D. Elias? Do we think I'm saying that right? Elias?

Elias! That is right. That makes more sense. But maybe it's Elias. I don't know. I don't know either. I don't know. We also don't know where Elias

or Elias is from, so I'm going to make something up. She's from Gilead. Oh, boy. She needs to get out of Gilead and go to Canada or maybe Colorado. Also, shout out to Jamie C. from Washington

State. Jamie C, I see you, darling. You look gorgeous. Also, shout out to Brianna M. Do you know any Briannas? I do. Do you like her? Yeah, one of my mom's assistants is named

Brianna. She great. What the fuck does your mother's assistant do? Just go to the weed store? Add stuff to her calendar, yeah. Sends her weed your mother's assistant do? Just go to the weed store? Add stuff to her calendar. Yeah. Sends her weed. That's probably about it.

That's it. Easiest job. Easiest fucking job in the world. You want that job? Kind of. Also, shout out to Mincy W. Mincy? Mincy.

Mitchie? Mitchie. What the fuck's going on with these names this week? Why can't we have Dirt Greg? I don't know, but I love Canada. Shout out. Shout out from Alberta. Alberta, Alberta.

That's one of my favorite songs. That's an Eric Clapton song. Actually, I believe it's a J.J. Cale song. But then Eric Clapton stole it and made it famous. He did that with a lot of songs. Basically, J.J. Cale made Eric Clapton famous. Well, Eric Clapton was quite a good guitar player. And he was good in Derek and the Dominoes.

But really, the lyrical genius comes from J.J. Cale, if you didn't know that. Also, shout out to Maya from Toronto, Canada. We have a lot of fans in Toronto. I love Canada. Save Canada. Okay, that's it. I'm going to go have, what do old people do? I'm not sure.

I'm going to go change my depends. Ew, gross. I'm going to have an insurer. And I'm going to go change my depends. Ew, gross. Have an insurer. And I'm going to go feed pigeons. That sounds right. Because I'm an old person and all my friends are dead. So now I'm just a sad old fuck in the park. Even though the bread's probably not healthy for these fucking pigeons.

But who cares? Because I'm going to die soon. so they are going to as well goodbye everybody thanks verne wow that's very depressing speaking of patreon our patreon live is going to be this week actually tomorrow night i know we've been like switching these around on you guys but um, um, it's cause we're actually busy again. How great is that? Give that a ding. So thanks for being flexible around our schedules guys. But,

um, we'll be doing that Patreon live tomorrow night. Wells, are you joining that or no? I don't think so. TBD. No, I think I'm going to have,

I think I'm going to do the live this week with a special guest. So you guys will have to tune in and see who that is very nice yeah sorry i think i am going to be working so i don't think good for you you go glenn coco that's right okay that's cool yeah all right well we love you yft years out there love you guys we miss you guys. We miss you guys. I'll see you tomorrow night. Yeah. Not me. I'm out of there.

Is it Dirt Greg? Is Dirt Greg your guest? I'm not calling him that. I love the name Dirt Greg. That's so fucking funny. No. No? Come on.

You can call him that. We've got Kitty Cat. We've got Dirt Greg. I like old greg do you remember that video yeah of old greg old greg that's just what i think of all right guys we love you be good and if you can't be good be good at it wow go out with some Eric Clapton. Since you've been gone Alberta, Alberta Where'd you stay last night?