Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Bedroom Halos, Money Dreams and Salty Drinks

Episode Date: March 26, 2025

This week we go deep down the rabbit hole, YFTer’s. Aliens, buildings beneath the Pyramids and what you're really here for - hidden meanings in Sugar Ray songs. Your hosts debate the pros and cons of pegging and the likelihood that a major pop song from the late 90s was secretly about this. (check Reddit for more on this). Speaking of pop songs, what would you do with a million dollars, YFTer’s? Hit us up on the VM’s with your thoughts…Brand-eye would head to Patagonia, while Wells would hole up in a secluded cabin in the woods and write the next great American novel and try not to think too much about golf or the aliens living under the pyramids. Yep you heard that right. Lastly, the pair discuss the week’s fave things (Adolescence one-takes are blowing our minds right now), how great cold plunges are, and why they probably won’t ever understand why people used to literally drink pee to check if you were sick back in Medieval times. PEEce out for this week, YFT fam! Favorite Things Mentioned: The Bachelor Run (Book) White Lotus S3 A Body in the Snow The Electric State 👎 Delete Ya by Djo Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!  Mood: Get 20% off your first order at Mood.com/YFT with promo code YFT. Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to Hungryroot.com/yft and use code yft. Happy Mammoth: For a limited time get 15% off on your entire first order at happymammoth.com and use the code YFT. Acorns: Head to acorns.com/yft or download the Acorns app to get started. Quince: Go to Quince.com/yft for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order. Prolon: Visit ProlonLife.com/YFT to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift. Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation

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Medieval Times is amazing, by the way. And don't even get me started on a Renfest, like a Renaissance festival or a Renaissance fair. You've ever been to a RenFest or a RenFair? Oh my god. It is a congregation of dorks all coming together. And I say that in the most loving way because I am one of you. All right? I know I present as cool and hip, you know. I'm like the James Franco of our time before he became, well, problematic. You know, like a James Dean, if you will. But deep down in my heart of hearts, I'm a Renaissance Festival kid, all right? And I'm proud of it. You haven't lived until you are cocked seven ways to to Sunday on some mead wine and a turkey leg. All right, that my friends is a Saturday to remember. You get all dressed up,

you're in character the entire time. How much fun is that? It's just one big day of improv. Hello sir, how many tokens for a flogging of beer? Dude, I am a dork when I hear it It does it's not great. All right, the fact that I'm married the people that someone wanted to Do sex with me. It's pretty amazing. But here we are dude. Everyone's got their flavor, you know brand I call her up. Let's do it It's time to call her up

Renaissance festivals are the coolest. When I tell you my timing was impeccable I literally just walked in the door threw on a PJ shirt and here we are. Yeah I mean you look like you just I'm gonna say it it looks like you just got you just had sex. Oh well I just played a show. Is that what playing a show is like having sex? I don't know. My hair gets messed up. I'm flushed. It's fucking freezing here. It's cold. It's the coldest show I ever played actually. You're in Sun Valley, Idaho. Yeah. Do you like Ketchum? I do. It's adorable. It's like Aspen, but just a lot smaller and like more laid back in a good way. Like Aspen's a little hoity-toity.

You know, this is much more like chill. People- You look tan and like you're, like you just came from like a business meeting or- Oh, thank you. Something. I know, I'm wearing a collared shirt. This might be the first time I've worn a collared shirt

on the podcast. Yeah, it's a different look. Yeah, I came from the golf course. I played golf today with Andrew Santino, very funny comedian and Sean Malto, a professional skateboarder and they both beat me and that was not one of my favorite things. But you know what? That's what golf is about. Tomorrow night, I'm opening for Sugar Ray and Bare Naked Ladies.

So I'll probably stay for them. It's been one week since you looked at me. You looked at me. Cocked your head to the side and said I'm sorry. I by the way sure is whatever it's fine. But Bear Naked Ladies was like every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of a girlfriend for a bed. Yeah. No, it's not mine but I'll see you there's a thing or a one night stand. You know what that song

is about? Tell me. Apparently it's about getting pegged. You know about getting pegged? Like, have a text? Yeah, so I think pegging, let's look it up. That's some Mormons today. No way. Yeah, we're in Mormon territory here. This is what Google says, in the context of sexual slang, pegging refers to anal penetration using a strap on dildo often involving a female partner penetrating a male partner. That's what that song supposedly about. It's about him.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah. A female. Yeah. Wearing a dildo. Yeah. Putting it in the man's. Yeah, and having having sex with him. Yeah. Why wouldn't he just have gay sex if he wanted a dick in his butt? I don't know. He's not gay, I guess, you know?

Well, actually. Does that make you gay if a woman is the one who's doing the butt stuff with you? I don't know. I think if you want a penis, whether it's an actual live penis or an adult, I think it's the same situation. Yeah, well, listen, I'm just telling you what it is. And that song,

apparently that's what it's about. It's about him getting tied down to the four poster bed. I don't know why I rang the bell. What is the name of that song? Let's look at that. I mean, I could ask him every morning. OK, so Buzzfeed is Sugar Ray's Every Morning About Pegging. morning. Okay, so Buzzfeed is sugar rays every morning about pegging. We all know the song every morning by sugar right, we should be playing the song. That was like one of the first songs I remember when I was young being like, the number one song on the radio that everyone you know what I mean? Like, yeah, yeah, no school. Just

iconic. Yeah. All right. So we all know the song every morning by Sugar Ray. It dominated the radio in 1999 and features this rather unfortunate opener this It's not mine, but I see if I can use it for the weekend or a one night stand. Couldn't understand. It's this past Saturday, I was listening to Every Morning as I do every Saturday, and the certain lyrics stuck out to me for the first time. Something's got me reeling. Stop me from believing.

Turn me around again. Said that we can do it. You know I want to do it again. Turn me around. Hmm. Hold up can do it. You know I want to do it again. Turn me around? Hmm, hold up. I said aloud to nobody. I think this song's about pegging. I decided to analyze no pun and that's funny. Analyze no pun intended. The lyrics a little further. There's plenty of subtle references to getting pegged, enjoying it and feeling conflicted about the experience. Could why would you feel conflicted?

You know, you might not consider yourself gay, but you are doing exactly. See, I was correct. Couldn't understand how to work it out. Shut the door, baby. Don't say a word. Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's four post bed. I know it's not mine, but I'll see if I can use it for the weekend or one night stand. I decided to check out the music video to hunt for more clues.

There's plenty of phallic imagery. There's a hot dog in the video. But what truly clinched it for me was this ceiling decor, which is very obviously a butthole. It does look like one if you look at the video. Yeah, it does. Well, I don't know. What do you think? Do you think it's about pegging? I don't. I don't either. but are you going to meet him tomorrow? Yeah, should I ask him? Ask him. Is it about pegging? No judgment. Let's see how drunk I get and maybe if I'm drunk I'll ask.

Mark McGrath, is this a song about you getting railed by your girlfriend? It could be. And no judgment here, I'm not king shaming anybody. Okay? Oh, I kind of am. It could be. Could be. And no judgment here. I'm not kink shaming anybody. Okay? Oh, I kind of am. You are? A little bit.

Everyone's into weird stuff, you know? You don't have a kink? I'm just like... Brandy, tell us about your kink. You've got to have one. I don't know. I just don't think mine, um, hint towards maybe being a lesbian is a thing. All women are like a little bit gay. No.

No? I really like dicks, unfortunately. Really? Mmm. Women are so much prettier than men though. And softer. Yeah, it's not really about that. And smell better.

I disagree about the smell. I love the way Matt smells. Really? Mm-hmm. All right. Well, wonderful. Sarah doesn't like the way you smell? I don't know if she's ever said that she likes the way I smell.

Really? I literally said to Matt, because Matt just got back. He just got here from Australia on Wednesday. So that was after we podcasted, I guess. And I haven't seen him in three months. And I told him, I said, I missed the smell of your skin. Oh, I did. And then you proceeded to get a strap on and you pegged him. I would not do that. You wouldn't?

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Yeah, I don't wanna live there. You want another house? Yeah. Yeah. You know what I would do with a million dollars? If I already had a sick ass house, I'd just travel with a million dollars I think. Where would you go? Probably Patagonia.

Why Patagonia? That seems like that's going to be tough. No, but it is expensive. But it's my dream number one bucket list destination trip. Really? Yes. Have you ever been? No, but it seems like they make a jacket for it and that's not where I want to go.

I want to go to a place that you don't need a jacket. Oh, that's boring. I want to do so, you know, it's huge and it's over two countries. So what you do is you fly in to one side, like the Chile side or whatever, Argentina, I don't know. And then you spend like three weeks driving the entire thing and you end up on the other side of South America. But it takes like two to three weeks to really see it all.

And that's my dream. It's beautiful. I hope that this gig in Sun Valley pays enough money for you to go to Sun Valley or Patagonia. It does not. But maybe someday. What would you do? I would put a down payment on a house in Big Sur. You told me that was boring. No I didn't. I said you already have a house. I want a little cabin on the water. I don't wanna sit out there. I don't wanna write and listen to music.

What do you wanna write? I don't know. Diary? Yeah. The great American novel is what I'm gonna write, Brandy. One of these days. I got a new pen. So I'm ready for it.

If I had a million dollars. We wouldn't have to walk to the store. If I had a million dollars. We'd play music cause it costs more. Great band by the way. I'm so very jealous of you. So good. I did invite you to come out here many weeks ago. I know it's just I got too much going on

right now. Way too much going on. All right. So we show the show. Yeah. You or me? I think you bros and hoes you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with wells and brandy. I'm still itch in case anyone's wondering. We were all wondering what was going on with your titties. Where do they itch on the nipple on the scars? Kind of everywhere. But yeah, mostly mostly where the tape is still.

Yeah, I'm sorry. It's worth it. I started watching The Bachelor. Like you started episode one. Yeah, I'm through like maybe three episodes. We're in Scotland right now. And let me just say Carolina, big fan of Zoe. Big fan. No, you have to understand the way that I look at it. Okay. She's hot. She's

like a spicy Latina. And she's maybe a little crazy. And that my friends is your type? No, is just chef's kiss for paradise. Right. Oh, that's true. Also Zoe or Zoe love her. She's problematic as well. I love love the girl from like Brooklyn or like Long Island, which she's like a New Yorker. She's the one who like got kind like Long Island, which she's like a New Yorker. She's the one who like got kind of physical in the basketball date. Been so long, I can't remember her. Yeah, anyways, I gotta say, great season.

I'm sorry that I was so late to it, but after- Very late. After what happened to Jen, I needed to like, I needed to detox from it. But I will say this, Grant is a very good bachelor. You think? I do, he is very well spoken. He's a great conversationalist. I think that there hasn't been so many awkward moments, you know,

like the awkward music because I think he's so good at talking to people. I think he's got a good group of girls. I'm really impressed with him. What do you think he's gonna end up with? I'm not really sure. Who do you think? Someone gets a hometown that never went on a one on one and I'm like, well, you're out, you know? It's Zoe. Yeah, I'm like, you're out. So it's down to two, these two. Well, yeah. And then we get the super tease of like, who are you going to pick, dude? I need to know who you're going to pick so I can have them come first.

And he's like, I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. See, if I were the girls watching that back, I would just have a really hard time with that I'm like really like we were that far along and you were torn between me and some other girl like Yeah, but that's the whole thing is that you you form relationships with everybody I know but like that far in like you're about to propose to me. You should fucking know. I'm the one I guess I mean like in the real world Yeah, but in this show I think you this show wouldn't be good if it was like overall.

Remember Claire Crowley season? Yeah, and look how that turned out. Well, it turned out poorly, actually. Exactly. Carolina is very problematic on the show. Oh, yeah. I'm excited to catch up. I got to be honest. Well, you better hurry, because the last episode is on Monday, right? Oh, yeah. I'm excited to catch up. I gotta be honest. Well, you better hurry because the last episode

is on Monday, right? Oh, it is. And then do we have AFR too? Yeah. Ooh, okay. I'm gonna catch up. I got it. Okay, great. I'm gonna do it.

I was gonna say, the show you brought up last week, the Adolescent Show, everyone's talking about it. I know, because this is what I do. I'm right way early on everything. Yeah. So I think I said I was like, I think it's like, there's no cuts. Like, it's just one shot. And then I saw some TikTok where it was like, Oh, yeah, this is how they do it. It's four episodes. They filmed an episode every month. And so the first week would they would get the cast,

they would learn five minutes. And then the next day, they're learning five more minutes, the next day, they're in five more minutes, or 10 minutes, whatever, until it was an hour, right. And then the next week, they would do all the blocking, they would do all the rehearsals for it. The third week, they would do dress rehearsals, go through it. And then the fourth week, they would film it twice. And they picked the best one. And that's it. And it's when you watch it

like that, like this, first of all, like the content of it is like really good, timely and poignant. But then when you watch it under the context of like they never stopped, like that this just went the entire time. There's one episode that the entire thing's done on a drone, like flying through stuff, you know, so they must have done all they had probably had to do everything on ADR afterwards. Like over voiceover. Yeah, it's really good. Yeah, I want to watch it. Gotcha. It's only four

episodes to so update on Blake Crouch's run. I'm almost done with it. Fantastic book. I'm so excited. You got to I mean, it's just like balls to the wall from the beginning. And it totally could be a TV show like so very easily. The more I listened to it. I mean, I have a feeling it's probably already been like the rights to it have probably already been bought to make it something because they've made so many of his things before, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Very true. Okay. First of all, are you caught up

with white lotus? No. Oh my god. Is it getting better? I don't even know. But all of a sudden Sam Rockwell is on this on the show. And so that's actually the real life husband of the girl who's like the short Republican, the short blonde Republican. Yep. That's what she is in the show. Well, I know. Well, because of that one scene, right? That's what she is in the show. Well, I know. Well, because of that one scene, right? Yeah, she said she voted for Trump, or she wouldn't admit it, but yeah.

Sam Rockwell's in it. He has this one scene with Walton Goggins that is amazing. Walter? I don't know if that's his name, though. Walter G-Walter Goggins, right? Walton Goggins. Walton? Walton Goggins. He has this one scene that's absolutely amazing. It's been it's been turned into a meme. It is fantastic. Actually going back to the pegging conversation, a lot of pegging. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, but anyways, it's so freaking amazing. Like, yes, like such a popular activity. Yeah, you know, listen, we live in a weird world right now. Yeah. Speaking of living in a really weird world right now, have you heard about the pyramids?

No, like the actual real pyramids? Oh my god, Brandy. Are there aliens? I don't even know. I gotta show you this. And guys, you gotta see it. I would love to visit the pyramids. A new study has been revealed to show massive pillars underneath the pyramid of Khafre in Egypt. What you are looking at is called synthetic aperture radar Doppler tomography.

This advanced tech reveals details of the undiscovered high-resolution internal structure of the Khafre pyramid. Near the base of the pyramid, five identical structures are seen, connected by geometric pathways. Inside each of these are five horizontal levels and a sloping roof. Below these five structures are eight cylindrical structures which appear to be vertical wells hollow inside and surrounded by descending spiral pathways. These eight vertically aligned cylindrical structures, arranged in two parallel rows from north to south, descend to a depth of 648 meters where they all merge into two large cubic structures

measuring approximately 80 meters per side. The entire structure extends approximately 2 kilometers beneath the surface and extends beneath all three pyramids of the Giza Plateau complex. Okay, if you didn't catch that... Hmm. the Giza Plateau complex. Okay, if you didn't catch that. Scientists have gone in there with some sort of crazy radar called I think SAR radar, which uses like vibrations and like other like forms of radar to be able to see into structures and below structures. They've been using it a lot in the

rainforest. And they've been flying over and seeing that there was all these like amazingly fantastic cities in Brazil and stuff, you know, once all the the whites came over and like basically gave everyone like smallpox and stuff and killed everybody off. Those cities just got like enveloped by the jungle, but there's still like remnants of it. Anyway, so they're using this on the pyramids. And this is what they found. They found one that there's still like remnants of it. Anyway, so they're using this on the pyramids. And this is what they found. They found one that there's like five structures inside the pyramids that like haven't been discovered or haven't been mapped. And then below the

pyramids, there are eight cylindrical pillars that go 600 meters down with a spiral what looks like staircase that goes around all six of them. They're parallel cylindrical things that are lined up north and south and then they go down to an 80 by 80 granite block and they're anchored in there. And you're telling me that like the slaves built that? No way! All right, so it's either aliens, or it's like another civilization that happened beforehand. Isn't that crazy? It is crazy. 600 meters down. A lot of meters. That's six football fields down. This is true. Are we sure that that's real?

Not really. I mean, I think they're, I think they're, it's not peer reviewed yet, but it's out there. Okay. So anyways, aliens are here. It's happening. I mean, the aliens are here. That wasn't a question. I know. Do you think the aliens built the pyramids? It's possible. Maybe they're living in there, you know? Yeah, maybe they're down there. Maybe they're down there just waiting.

I think they're in the ocean. That's where I think they are. That's probably true. And on the moon. Oh, there just waiting. I think they're in the ocean. That's where I think they are. That's probably true. And on the moon. Oh, really? I think there's some stuff in the moon. Maybe on the dark side. Anywho, saw a show.

Do you remember there was this woman who was charged for murder for running over her husband who was a cop? I think I do remember this. Then it came out that like, maybe the cops were covering it up and she really didn't kill him. We weren't really sure of like what happened. There is a show called Body in the Snow,

which is a true crime documentary on HBO Max that you've got to watch. Body in the Snow, the trial of Karen Reed on a cold January morning in a sleepy suburb of the snow, the trial of Karen Reed. On a cold January morning, in a sleepy suburb of the city, a local police officer named John O'Keefe was found dead on a fellow officer's front lawn, the trial of Karen Reed. Everyone's kind of against this girl, right? What happens is that they go out drinking

with all of his cop buddies, right? They go to this bar, there's like footage of like the entire time there, everyone's just getting wasted, right? And then they decide to go for like a nightcap at someone else's house. So they all drive over there, which they shouldn't be drinking and driving by their cops, you know, so like, they can't really get in trouble. They have an argument in the driveway of like the friend's house that they're going over to see a brother-in-law of their friends. So the husband says that he's going to go inside and make sure it's like cool for them to come in there and like have the nightcap or whatever. He goes inside, the wife, the girlfriend is like wasted and is like doesn't want to go in

there for whatever reason. They had this fight and she's like texting him like what's going on? Like should I come in? Should I not like whatever he like stops responding and then she's like fuck you and then leaves right? She's like constantly calling him the rest of night. Like she's thinking he's cheating on her yada yada yada like five in the morning. Finally, she starts like driving around with like one of the friends being like we got to find him.

I don't know where he is. They ended up finding him like right where she like left, like at the house where she left him in the snow dead. And it looked like she he'd gotten like beat up or something. And she's like, Oh my God, did I hit him? Like, did I back up and hit him? And I didn't even realize it. It's just, she's saying, she's like, we're not really sure. Right? All the cops are like, you did this, you know? They're like, you guys had a fight, yada, yada, yada.

They start looking at phone records, all this stuff. They start seeing that they were fighting. They see, they listen to the voicemails. Everyone's against this woman. And then finally, the defense gets the phone records of everybody else that was in the house at the party and one of the wives Google searched how long to die of cold at like 2.30 in the morning and then deleted it right afterwards.

There's all these like keyboard warriors who are like, this girl's getting framed, like this is messed up. So it becomes like the whole town is like picketing being like free, you know, Karen Reed or whatever, whatever name is. The jury pool is like completely fucked because like the entire town knows about it. I'm only halfway through, but boy, oh boy. Wow.

You gotta watch it. It's wild. Okay. Yeah. What's this on, Max? Max, yeah, it sounds like a show Matt and I could both watch a body in the snow. The trial of Karen Reed on Max. Yeah, I think you'll like it. Matt and I have a hard time agreeing on what shows to watch. Where's your happy medium? I

don't know. We both like to land man that Paramount Plus show. Sure. But he tends to only like things that have some action. You should watch the cario with him. Oh yeah, that is that's on my list actually. That's a good one. Yeah. I watched a bad movie. So I'm going to tell you guys, I don't think you need to watch it.

It's called The Electric State. It's on Netflix. Is it new? Brand new and they spent like $330 million on this and it's like Netflix. Oh God, why did you do this? Everyone's on Netflix. Is it new? Brand new. And they spent like $330 million on this. And it's like Netflix. Oh, God, why did you do this? Everyone's in it. Like literally everyone Chris Pratt, Millie Bobby Brown, Woody Harrelson, Jason Alexander, George from Seinfeld, okay, you Juan, who is been in everything, Holly Hunter, Stanley Tucci, the list just goes

on and on and on. And it's just not good. An orphan teen hits the road with the mysterious robot to find her long lost brother, teaming up with a smuggler and his wisecracking sidekick, the electric state. It's like a cross between ready player one and like Terminator or something. Okay. I think on paper it looks kind of cool. It's just confusing.

It's just too much. The writing maybe not that great. Way too many characters. Yeah, I think this is a big fail on Netflix's part. Damn. That's a bummer. I know and I feel bad for Millie Bobby Brown and for Chris Pratt, but... Love Chris Pratt. One love Chris Pratt one of the best the biz Really? Man, that stinks. I know okay. Well, let's clear that one. Oh, I saw this medieval doctor

This is interesting to me I was talking to the the wife tears before I called you about how much I love a Renaissance Festival big Renfair guy Oh, really? You ever go do Do you dress up? Do you get in character? Yeah, I haven't been since high school. Did you stay in character? No. Did you get dressed up? You're no fun. You need to do that. It's it's fantastic. You get to like, is it? Yeah, you get to live in a different world and eat a turkey leg, you know. It's not cheesy. It is, but like, sometimes you gotta embrace the dork,

in the inner dork. So you love a Renaissance bear. Yeah, so I saw this and I thought this was really interesting. This is a medieval doctor at a Renaissance festival and he's explaining like what he does, which I thought was pretty interesting. It's Matthew of Salerno and I would have been a doctor coming out of Northern Italy. Okay. And Salerno and I would have been a doctor coming out of

northern Italy. Okay. And one of the things I would have been trained on is your oscar. Okay, what do you think your oscar is just right off the bat brandy? Sounds a little bit like colonoscopy. Yeah, it does. Actually, you're right. Yeah. So I think maybe the exploration clean cleaning out of your urinary tract? Yes, that is a good guess. The Urospe flask is the symbol of the sergeant as much as the hat or the guard corp.

This Urospe flask would be used by giving it to the patient for them to urinate in it. You nailed it, Brandy. So I did. Yes. So here's the thing. This is this guy's at like a Renaissance Festival and he's pretending to be the doctor of your Oskopie. And I guess this was a thing. His whole like LARP right like his cosplay is that he is this doctor as this doctor he has this like little vase where you pee into it. And then he explains what they would be doing back in medieval times with this year. And you would look at color clarity, you would sniff it. You would feel how warm it is, you would listen to see if there's any clinks. The final step would be to taste the urine.

The final step would be to taste the urine. Why do you think that he would have to taste the urine? I don't think he has to. I think he's a freak and he likes it. Yeah, maybe. Let's see what he has to say. The taste in the urine is one of the more important steps because I eat Brandy. It's one of the more important steps.

Okay. I don't think so. I mean, that's what he's saying. So he's a doctor. Gives you an idea of whether or not they have the sugar disease. Sugar disease would lead to diabetes, as we now know it, and could lead to death. So I would control their diet through the use of their cook. So there you go. We've been dealing with diabetes since the medieval times.

And now I know that if you have diabetes, your PP is sugary. What I love about that is you can be anyone you want to be at a place that's completely make believe, right? Yeah, if you've ever been to a Renaissance Festival, you can be a knight. You can be a damsel. People get to pick what they're going to be. You can be anything you want. Sarah is like a fairy a lot of the times, you know, not even a real person, like just some sort of like mythical creature.

You can be a dragon. You can be anything you want. And what I love about this is this guy was like, you know what I want to be? I want to be the guy who drinks piss. Yeah. What a time to be alive. You know, you must be confident for the wife who didn't see that video. It's like a little vase, right? Hold like three flowers, maybe. What do you think the odds are that that guy has drinking pee out of that

thing? Very high, very high, very high. I would venture to guess almost 100%. I would also guess that. Yeah. Hello, baby. I'm podcasting. I sure am. Oh, yeah. Okay. We call Alicia when you get here and she'll she'll tell you where to go. It's confusing in the dark. Sounds good. Sorry to interrupt your podcast. I love you. I'll see you soon. Oh my god. This is amazing. Hey, babe. Good. I'm podcasting. Oh, I'm sorry. You know what's really funny about what's happening right now is that I was not podcasting because Brandy was taking

a call from Matt and then as he was hanging up you are calling me. Oh, that's cute. Yes, we are in our cycles are and he also apologized with the flaring. Can I call you back a little bit? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, probably another 20 minutes. Okay, cool. I love you too. Bye. That's funny.

Cute. Yeah, we normally don't record at nighttime. No. Yeah. Do we have any voicemails? Yeah, we can do some voicemails. This one's called horse merch. Oh, hey, Wells and Brandy. It's Sarah from Portland, Oregon. What up, Sarah? I'm calling because you were asking about designs for Brandy's merch. And

I was thinking it'd be really cool to have like a picture of her horse. Your horse brandy with the headphones that you wear when you're DJing. Maybe your horse could be like your record player. I'm so old, I'm almost 50, so I don't know the lingo very well. And then Wells, I listened to you on the Golden Hour with, oh my God, I can't remember their names right now. Kathy and Susan, the other lady. But you guys are talking about ideas for the Bachelor in Paradise. And I like your idea of doing the old and the younger cast, but maybe doing like the younger cast would like bring their parents that are single. And then the older golden bachelors

could bring their kids that are single. And then they could like help each other, like pick up their parents and pick up their kids. I single and then they could like help each other like put up their parents and put up their kids. I think that'd be fun. And then also I challenge you guys to come to Portland, Oregon in February and do the polar, the super polar plunge with me

to benefit special education, Special Olympics. It's for a good cause Brandi. I'll donate some money. I ain't cold-punished. We do a polar plunge on the hour, every hour for 12 hours in the Willamette River. It's for a good cause Brandy. I'll donate some money. I ain't cold plunging. Okay. On the hour every hour for 12 hours in the Willamette River. If you don't want to come up or come over to Portland, maybe you can sponsor me. Thank you guys.

Have a good day. Bye. Cold plunging? Do you cold plunge? I do. Oh, it's so miserable. Oh my God. It's the best thing in the world.

Afterwards, you feel so rejuvenated. You have the one at home I forgot you're like a nerd about it. But here's my thing. Sarah, I think that was her name. I'm down to come up to Portland and do that. But do I get to hang out in a sauna? Because you do it every hour. Because if I can do that, then I'm down with it. Because I like that's what I like. I like being really hot and then getting the cold and then shocking my body then getting back in the

hunt going back and forth and I'll do that. Also, that seems dangerous. Here's the thing, Sarah, how about this? Brandy said that she will donate money and you said you needed a sponsor. So why don't you DM us and Brandy and I will both donate some money to your cause. That sounds good. Okay. Cause I can't cold plunge.

It's just, I just don't, I don't think it's for me. You can do anything you set your mind to. I was out there for an hour and a half freezing my ass off today and I barely survived, but I love that she's doing this. What she has a great heart. I love Sarah. And I also actually really like, I don't hate her merch idea.

And it's funny, I have a photo of Astra, my dog, wearing my headphones because when she was a puppy, I took her on tour with me. And then our friends at Perky Prince actually blew it up and framed it for me. And I have it hanging in my bathroom and it's pretty cute as fuck. So like, I can either do something with Astra wearing the headphones, I could do that. Or I kind of like envisioned in

my head, if she was talking about the horse merge, I kind of envisioned like star standing at the DJ booth and it's actually like kind of funny and good. I know it's a good idea. Yeah. I don't hate it. I'm into this. You should do it. Yeah. Okay. This is one on the, this is one on the vision board. This one is Brandy complaint, but nice. Well, then Brandy, my name is Zoe. I've been listening to the podcast forever. Sorry. I have a major problem because I am going on Apple music and now on YouTube music, typing in Brandy Cyrus, trying to play her remix of Wild Flowers and Wild Horses by Lady Wilson. It's my son's favorite song. We listen to it every single day and we jam out while we do our chores and other things. And Brandy is not

on these platforms. So what the heck? Is there any tea? Is it a simple misunderstanding? I'm literally checking other devices and other platforms for this single because I can't believe what the fuck. What the fuck is happening here? Love you guys so amazingly much. I listen every single week. Thank you for the Wednesday morning therapy. Hey, it's Tuesday night and I won't be able to hear your answer tomorrow, but please respond ASAP, Brandy. I need to know.

Thank you. All right. So the song is on Spotify. Spotify is very good to me. And it's also on Amazon Music. Okay. Why not on Apple? I don't know the technical correct technical lingo to answer, but I asked this question

when we released the song last year and there's some thing that Apple Music has about not releasing it because it's not technically my song. I don't know. There's some weird thing that they wouldn't release it that I don't truly even understand. Cause I'm like, what's the problem? Like everybody else is doing it.

But I wonder, you know, I'm not a big YouTube girly, but it seems like I could just post the song myself on YouTube for people to be able to listen to, is that? Is that how that works? You absolutely should. So many people listen to music on YouTube, it's crazy. Yeah, I'll look into that one. Also, I'm about to relaunch my SoundCloud.

And SoundCloud is free, so I will also announce when that happens. But I'm gonna put that remix on my SoundCloud and a few other ones that I've made but haven't been approved to be released on Spotify and stuff, but I'm gonna post them anyway, because I want people to hear them. All right, this one says LOL, let's see what this one is. Hey, welcome, Brandy.

Yo. This is Lindsey from Austin. Hey, Lindsey. And I really want you guys to come to Austin. I will. Me too. Period. Also, I do remember writing in and you read my little comment about wearing sunglasses inside and I said all the reasons or at least one why it's important, ocular migraines. And now I seem to recall you bashing that idea and oh, Brandy, you wear them all the time. Finally, I love all the recommendations. I can't wait to watch Chimp Nation. And finally, my mom's having a facelift this morning and I'm terrified there's that. All right.

Bye guys. I forgot about Chimp Nation. One of the best shows ever. Wait, what was she saying that we were saying you can't wear sunglasses inside? I think I made the joke of like there are two types of people who wear glasses inside. People who are blind and assholes. I think she came back with like, yeah, but you know, it's good to wear sunglasses inside for ocular migraines, which by the way, I have been afflicted by. They do suck. I'm not sure if glasses would fix it. You've got this blind spot in your eye, but you're not wearing glasses right now.

No, because I had makeup on because I just played a show. Even though I'm not looking my desk, I'm looking a little rough. The wind, you know, wind is just not friendly. Like it makes, it wind burns your face, it makes your face red, it tangles your hair, it blows it off your face and shows your big forehead. And it's just, it's really dry here. I don't know, like playing that show really didn't number on me. Yeah. I have some musics.

Okay. This is Chance Pena. I don't think they're related to Michael Pena. Maybe. You know, who knows? This is Good good love die. Swallowed her pride. Darling, what a shame, what a waste, what a crime. Have the kind of love that you don't get to have twice. If anyone can lose it, baby, it's you and I.

It's a special night. Chance Pena, Good Love Die. Very Wells sounding. This is very good. By Wells you mean good? Yes. Sad. I found this band, I don't know if I'm saying it right,

it's DJ Ojo. Oh, I haven't heard of them. This is called Deletia, which I liked a lot. You want to go out on it? Sure. Yeah, let's do it. What's going on with you? Oh, well, just be here and catch them all weekend.

Worst places to be. Oh yeah, totally. I play every day of the festival. So it started today, I play Saturday, I play Sunday, and then I play again Sunday night. Like the after party. I know that really put me to work over here. So I'll just be here and then I'm going home on Monday and Matt will be in town for a week. So we'll probably chill and watch some shows if we can agree on any and have a better episode next week for you guys.

Yeah, I mean, this one was great, though. We talked about pegging. We talked about Sugar Ray. Yeah. The pyramids. Yep. Yeah, it was one of our best. All right. Well, what about you? I'm going out of town. I'm traveling so much the next month it's gonna be wild. We're going to Utah for a boys trip this coming week. And then- Where in Utah?

Right outside of Mesquite. So I can fly into Vegas and I drive over. I love Utah. And then I'm going to Augusta for the Masters. Should be fun. You are. Yeah, with my other podcast stuff. And then yeah, who knows?

Who knows what I'll be having to leave for after that Maybe maybe not me. All right wife tears. We love you. Love you guys. See ya Right Right? Very 80s. Very. That's a beefy two.