Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Being Hungover is so Old Fashioned

Episode Date: February 12, 2025

Wells is in NYC and is Superbowl-level dehydrated for this week’s episode, but don’t fret, this might just be when he does his best work! Kicking things off, so they’re not renewing The Bachelorette?? WTF? Is the Bach franchise going down? Wells might need a new line of work, but on the plus side he’s had tons of time to catch up on his fave shows and of course, the one we love to hate around here - Traitors. Tom Sandoval is still doing ridiculous Tom Sandoval things and neither the Traitors nor the Faithfuls seem to know WTF is going on. Like ever. Maybe if Wells goes to the reunion show he can set things straight? We can’t wait for it. Speaking of cancels, Brandi is sad because the CMT Awards got the axe but happy because she's about to get her new boobs this week! More on that in next week's episode. Meanwhile, Wells wonders why there are so many snowmen in Central Park with boobs and d*cks. We’ve got tons of faves this week to keep your watch-lists primed, so sit back, grab an Old Fashioned and enjoy! Favorite things mentioned: The Ministry of Time (Book) The Pitt (Amazon Prime) Night Agent Season 2 (Netflix) 1923 Season 2 (Amazon Prime) Love Is Blind Season 8 (Netflix) Gladiator 2 (Amazon Prime) California Cast Iron Soul by Jamestown Revival Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!  Skims: Shop SKIMS best intimates including the Fits Everybody Collection and more at SKIMS.com and SKIMS stores. After you place your order, select "podcast" in the survey and then YFT in the dropdown menu that follows. Blueland: Right now, get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/YFT. Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to Hungryroot.com/yft and use code yft. Apostrophe: Get your first visit for only $5 at Apostrophe.com/YFT when you use our code: YFT. Quince: Go to Quince.com/yft for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Mood: Get 20% off your first order at Mood.com/YFT with promo code YFT. Happy Mammoth: For a limited time get 15% off on your entire first order at happymammoth.com and use the code YFT. Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation

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So what did I do? This morning, I ordered a breakfast burrito and then came downstairs and saw that it was a cheeseburger. I ate the cheeseburger and then the breakfast burrito. Cause your boy's a fatty baddie. This isn't helping your performance. A fatty baddie is my new favorite term that I've come up with. Ha ha ha!

Name of the episode. He's a fatty baddie. Well, it was a Super Bowl last night, you know? So I watched Super Bowl and I drank Old Fashioned's as one does. You know, I don't. I didn't watch the game at all. I was in bed by 1030 and I had nothing to drink.

I watched the halftime show and that was it. That football game was terrible. Yeah, well. Absolute dog trash. Like, I had to kind of look, like search this morning to figure out who won, to be honest. Like, usually it's plastered everywhere and everyone's talking about it and like I had to like go to ESPN's page just to see. I know. poor Taylor Swift

had taken out last night's but it is what it is, you know glad that the Philadelphia Eagles won. All right happy for Saquon Barkley happy for Jalen Hertz happy for the The entire country except for the people who live in Kansas and Missouri because no one really wanted you guys to win their third time in a row we were tired of it. All right. So it's good that you guys are done with that. OK, so let's just move on. Were there any standout commercials? I think I'm going to start watching the Super Bowl and not at a party because you weren't paying attention.

No, even chicken wings and, you know, you're chatting with people and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I saw there was one for Tostitos pizza rolls with Tim Robinson that I thought was very funny. Okay. I don't know. Did you see any Super Bowl commercials? I didn't see any on television.

I did see Alex Earl in a poppy commercial on TikTok. Who dat? Alex Earl, the TikTok star? Come on, the pretty blonde girl with the big tits? Are you insane? She's like literally the most popular TikToker. Really? Yes.

She's not part of my algorithm. All right. Oh my God. Well, she was in a poppy commercial that everybody was talking about. No, I didn't watch the game, you know? I saw that they had an ad for like the new mission impossible.

What mission impossible are we on right now? I don't know. I'm starting to think that these missions aren't that tough, you know? Cause he's finishing them and then doing another one true. I just think that they should be called mission. It's a tough one Lot of other people other than Tom Cruise are gonna die mission. It's a tough one. I like it. Did you watch traders? Yes, I did dude Speaking of reality shows you see that they're not renewing for Bachelorette. one. I like it. Did you watch Traders? Yes, I did. Dude, speaking of reality shows,

did you see that they're not renewing for Bachelorette? Yes, I did. Bro. I feel like this is the beginning of the end for the whole franchise. Oh, say it ain't so. I mean, first they took a pause on BIP. I know.

Now Bachelorette? It's not good. It's not good for me, I'll tell you that much because, you know, if I'm gonna do Bachelorette, it's not good. It's not good for me. I'll tell you that much because You know if I'm gonna do bachelor in paradise I need a bunch of dumb bows from the Bachelorette to come on the beach. This is true We can't just have chicks on the beach from the bachelor No, what do you think that they need to do to be able to compete with the love islands and the traders of the world? I don't know. I've never seen a love island they need to do to be able to compete with the love islands and the traders of the world?

I don't know. I've never seen a love island. I know Sarah, Sarah hosted it for a second. No, I've never seen it, but people love it. You know what else got canceled? What? That I'm devastated about the CMT awards. Do we need another award show? That one is the most fun. It's so chill. It's so fun. And it really like the thing I like about the CMT awards is I feel like it gives the opportunity for a lot of like up and coming artists to win things and get recognized.

And you know, I don't know, it's not like, you know, the CMAs are up to kind of like the Grammys of country music. It's kind of like the, you know, just the top dogs win everything every year and whatnot. I don't know. I just, it was, I really liked it. And if you, being someone that goes to that award show, like it's just really fun. You get to see everybody.

It feels like a reunion. It's just a really good vibe and a great night. I didn't love that they moved it to Austin. I feel like maybe that hurt it. I don't know. I was, I wish they'd just bring it back to Nashville, but I'm crushed. It's like literally one of my favorite nights of the year. So but Paramount canceled it. It's a bummer

It is a lot of shits getting canceled. So much just getting canceled. I don't understand. I don't either We need more shit not less yet. I know yeah I've been having a hard time trying to put my finger on what's the problem with the Bachelor franchise? Because it used to be a cultural phenomenon, right? Like it was... But was it the only thing of its kind then? You know, like now there's just so much more, so many other dating shows to compete with it, I guess.

Like now it's a bit oversaturated, maybe. Yeah, maybe so. I wonder if the audience aged out, like the younger demographic, used to be like people in college would sit down and watch The Bachelor and I feel like that's not the thing anymore, you know? Yeah, I agree.

I also don't know if like they've changed a little bit of the formula that made it successful. I think that people got a bad taste with like how Jen was treated, kind of how like Gabby and Rachel were treated. I don't know. But then like Joey's season was good and like successful. And then when it comes to Paradise, like you know, they've hired a new show runner, a guy who's like kind of known for like more like competition style shows. And it makes me wonder if like that's the direction

they're going to go with Paradise is make it kind of like with challenges and things which might be fun. Yeah it might be fun but it also like I feel like Paradise was that one of like ain't broke don't fix. I think the last season was kind of like not great just because it wasn't like super successful with the relationships but I still think it was kind of funny. Yeah, I always enjoy paradise, I do. It's a bummer though. I know. RIP VIP, I guess. You better start hustling some more E-news spots.

I know, I should not be the one saying that, do we need more award show? We need more of them. We need one every weekend for me to go coast the red carpet. Yeah. All right, do you wanna, should we share the show? We should, yeah. You go, I'm too hungover, I get it.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with? Well, Son Brandy, very hungover because- You know what else gave me a dead giveaway that you were hungover? That I pushed at 30 minutes?

No. Oh. Your hair, the moment the camera shined a light on you. It's very Kramered right now. Very insane. And I'm not gonna try to fix it with a beanie or something. No, I should let it fly. Listen, this is me, all right?

You can't love me at my hungover-ness. You don't deserve me when I'm not hungover, miss. Is Sarah still asleep? Oh yes. Oh, I love that for her. First favorite thing, do you have a bell? Thank you. Great Gatsby, Broadway.

Oh, I gotta come up. Sarah's starring in it, she's Daisy. Everyone gotta see it, she's absolutely amazing. The show's great, the new Gatsby, it's got him Ryan, fantastic. I love it, it's the best thing in the world and everyone needs to go see it immediately Love that. Yeah, why don't you come up here and see it? Yeah, I want to you said it runs for a while, right? Yeah till the beginning of June. Okay, so I was thinking like maybe like March I'd pop up and see it

Yeah, will you be there in March? Sure Okay, I don't know. Maybe. I don't know. I'm unemployed again. You're just floating, aren't you? I am always unemployed. What is that like?

It's tough. Is it kind of freeing? Or is it stressful? I just wake up thinking, what am I gonna do today? You know what I do every day in New York? Tell me. I go for a walk around Central Park. I have my own little, I have my little route that I like to go on. Wow.

And I listen to my book on tape. I have a new recommendation. Okay. By the way, I highly recommend these AirPod, these, these, these- I was gonna ask you about them. These Max Pros. You like them? Love them. For two places and then that's it. Okay.

On the airplane. Yeah. Because of the noise cancelling and I don't know every time you know If you are in like business class or first class and they give you those things you're like They're shitty and it's also like everyone, you know, they're not cleaning these I don't think so I'm just putting on someone else's Ear dandruff. No, thank you. I don't need that. So on the plane they're great and then in New York Because it's fucking frigid here. It's snowing, right?

A lot of snow. It's snowing. Yeah. Did you see my post? I did. I fell. I fell. Is that the dumbest joke you've ever seen or the best joke you've ever seen?

It was somewhere in the middle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Pretty good. Did you see it coming? Where did you? I didn't quite see that coming. I knew something was coming, but that I didn't see. Where did you get that joke from?

Can I ask? I was walking around the city. Everyone was building snowmen out in Central Park, right? I saw so many snowmen with boobs. That's like immediately boobs and then also dicks. Instead of like a nose, they have a dick. It's funny, snowmen in Franklin, Tennessee don't have those things. Well in New York, they're doing things different over here.

They're really doing it different. Mayor Garland's really killing it over here. Is that the mayor? I don't even know. I think I couldn't tell you. It sounded right. And then I saw someone had made a snow angel, you know, and then drew a dick.

I was dying laughing at that. And I was like, that's so funny. And then I was thinking like, what if you fell down and your dick was gigantic and I made a thing. So then that's how I did it. But I wanted to draw it like a stick man, like really crude. So obviously, obviously I don't have a dick the size of like a small child, like a swaddling child.

So when I walk around Central Park, I have been listening to this new book called The Ministry of Time. Oh, I feel like I've heard of this. It's about time travel. Oh, love that. It's great. Just like in the first chapter, but give me a ding. Love it very much.

They're extracting people from history, bringing them to the present time. It's interesting to like the people that they're extracting are having a hard time dealing with like the present world. And I assume there's gonna be some sort of mission. Will it be impossible? I don't know.

Probably not. It might be a tough one. Yeah. I started Paradise. Oh yeah. The blue series that you told me to watch. Have you watched more of it? I'm completely caught up. Oh, I think you've watched more. I've only watched the first three episodes. Yeah.

I think that might be all there is. No, there's four. Okay, there might be five now. It's very good. Yeah. And I loved the twist at the end of the first episode. Yeah. But now I feel like they're they're they like, I appreciate you know, a good twist, a good like gotcha a good like, you know, turning something on his head, you know, but they need to just pump the brakes for one second I feel like there's just too many wham-bams like we're gotcha, you know, I need I need to process a little bit I need a little more character development without without all these surprises and

Twist and turns, you know, so I that was my only complaint was like it's just like a little much Have you gotten to the episode about Billy? I just found out about Bill. At the very end of Episode three, I find out. I don't really find out. But like, the therapist is like, watch out for Billy. Yeah, you got to watch Episode four. It's so good. Well, I'm going to. Oh, my god. Yeah. It is a great show. It is a great show. I would say like, another complaint though, is I

want more James Marsden. But you know, because he dies in episode one, it's like, what the fuck? I know. I love James Marsden. This is my complaint about the show is that they're killing people that I really like way too easily, you know? Let's keep them alive for a little bit. Yeah. Reminds me of that show where like Ryan Phillippe dies in episode one.

I forget which show that was. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was like really good for one episode and then they killed him and that was it. Speaking of killing, the traitor's gonna trade. Dude, I do not understand these traitors at all. Well, I don't think they're very good. Right? Yeah. So they called me to be like, hey, we want to get you ready for the reunion show. Like,

what do you, what do you want to say? You know, like, do you want to go after anybody or whatever? I don't even know why I'm invited to this. What am I going to say? I don't think I was on this television show. Oh, Wells. What do I say? That they're bad traders. I guess, but if I was a trader, I'd be like,

dude, you weren't even on the television show. Shut up. And I'll be like, yep, you're right. But anyways, I, shut up. And I'd be like, yep, you're right. But anyways, I say that all to say, I feel like they're terrible traders, right? I mean, Danielle is the most infuriating person of all time. You can't not wanna kill someone because they're your buddy.

She's like, oh, I just can't do it to Derek. I just love him so much. Oh, Brittany, I just can't. I just, she's, you know, my girl. It's a fucking game. You're a fucking traitor. I know. Like, Brittany, I just can't. She's my girl. It's a fucking game. You're a fucking traitor. It doesn't matter who you're friends with. You have to fucking do the fucking job

and be a good trader. I like when Sierra, the next morning, she's like, Danielle is crying. Derek's not really dead. Yeah, that part of it's infuriating. It's like you're like, and the other, you know, Rob and Carolyn have to be like, what the actual fuck? Like, why did she even sign up to do this show?

You know? You know, I think what's interesting is that while she was filming the show, I think she thought she was so good at it. Yeah, yeah. I imagine she's not loving this edit, but I tell you what edit I do love. Tom Sandoval finally coming in with a win.

Doing a broken clocks right twice a day. I loved it. What I love is Crichelle just like hating him so much. That even though like no one thinks Tom is a traitor, she's like, I voted for you Tom. Because you're the scum of the earth and I fucking hate you. Oh, I love it so much.

Hear me out. If I was a traitor, I would want to get people out that everyone knows are faithfuls, because then that leaves more people that people could consider being tra being traders, right? For sure Yes, like I would want to kill a Tom Sandoval immediately because no one thinks he's a traitor So no one's ever gonna vote for him. So no one's ever gonna Dylan I would want to get rid of Dylan I want to get rid of Iver, you know Sam

No one's ever gonna of Iver, you know, Sam. No one's ever going to vote for him. You know, totally. The game starts with the three of them in the turret trying to figure out who to kill. Bob's like we got to kill Derek. And in my mind, I think that Bob's very smart and a good like good this. I'm like, if you kill Derek, they're going to think at you. Totally. What are you talking about? I guess he did like a good job trying to defend himself and like move it over to Brittany.

So that was really Dylan's doing. But why in the world would you kill him after he went after you at the round table? And then also Danielle, you're so dumb because great, he's your friend. But if I'm Danielle, I'm thinking, yeah, fucking kill Derek because guess what? They're gonna go after Rob totally Which is what she wants yes?

I don't even know she knows what she wants because if I'm sitting there in the turret, and I'm Danielle I'm like yeah, this is he's an idiot. Are you gonna get himself killed? Mm-hmm, and then I think poor Carolyn's like I have no idea what you guys are doing Yeah, I mean I feel like she can't there's no room for her to even try to strategize because them two are just doing them and it's not, I don't know. So they killed Derek. I'll be curious to see how it goes now that Rob's out of there, like and how, you know. Yeah, because I feel like they don't have a sense of who the next trader is. No. So they killed Derek, no surprise there. And then Dylan does a thing, which I think was smart. So Dylan, I think knows that Rob's a traitor.

Dylan just wants to be shielded by Rob and then he wants to kill him at the end. So him being like, Derek said something about Brittany, da da da da da, you know, I think was smart. But also that could end up fucking them over because people might be like, you guys were real tight, weren't you? Totally.

I would think that for sure. I have another thought. I haven't seen previous seasons. So tell me if it was different, but I picked up real quick on the fact that like the last three people that walk into the breakfast room are the bottom three. Yeah.

And how are other people not picking up on that and realizing that there aren't ever traders walking in last? Yeah, there are. Like in this last one, Rob comes in last. With, oh, does he? With Derek, yeah. Okay. I felt like the last three that walked in

were the three on the chopping block. If I'm coming in last, I'm thinking, fuck, I'm in trouble. That's what I'm thinking. For sure. But then if I'm a trader, I'm using that for my advantage. Fuck, I came in last, I'm thinking fuck, I'm in trouble. That's what I'm thinking. You know? For sure. But then if I'm a trader, I'm using that for my advantage. Fuck, I came in last, that means they might be trying to kill me.

And that's like my argument at the round table of like, well, I can't be a trader. I came in last, they're trying to kill me. You know? Yeah, and nobody uses that at all or hasn't brought that up in any way, which shocked me. I think they probably are, but they're not airing it

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okay getting down and dirty but not with fucking insects. When they get dumped on their head and they're like crawling in their bras. And fuck that shit. Also, this is completely skewed. The men's clothes are so like buttoned up and they're so like, it's just different. Like, they're not getting in there the same way as like the women with the low cut tops and shit like I just feel like that was extremely unfair for the girls. I would have just been like,

even though I didn't have a low cut top or whatever, I'd been like, hey, who wants to not do this? Cause you'll be my partner and we can just, we can get the fuck out of here. Also, like I can't believe none of it. Like if I had been one of them and then I'd actually like made it to the end, the second that the game was over, I would have stripped down to my fucking bra and underwear to get that shit off of me right away. Instead, everyone's just getting to the end. The second that the game was over, I would have stripped down to my fucking bra and underwear

to get that shit off of me right away. Instead, everyone's just getting in the cars, like it ain't no thing. Just covered in bugs, no. I'm telling you, I would have grabbed so many of those like mealworms and thrown them on Alan. Disgusting. I'm sorry I would have.

I know he's a national treasure, but. It's so gross. You need to know. Like this isn't Fear Factor. I didn't sign up for that. Dude's so gross. You need to know like this isn't fear factor I didn't sign up for that dude So they asked me they were like is there anything that like you won't do and I was like, yeah bugs like spiders 100% not no like well, what if you like come into a situation where you have to do I'm gonna say politely I would like to recuse myself from this game. I will not do it. They're like really for the money

I'm like fucking I fucking care. For the money? Absolutely not. I guess we go to the round table. I'll give it to Rob. He does put up a good defense. Yeah. The fact that Tom Sandoval is the one who leads this charge. This is what's hilarious. If you really break it down. Yes, the traders are terrible.

I think that we all can agree that, like, they are terrible. But you could also make the same statement for the faithfuls, terrible faithfuls. And here's why they've only gotten out one trader. And the person who got that trader out was a trader. Okay. And now they've gotten their second trader out. And the person that got them out, Tom Santa fall. second trader out and the person that got them out, Tom Sandoval. Like they have to be looking around being like, we are terrible at this. It's so true.

I mean, I guess you could say that Dylan kind of started the drag, Bob the drag queen thing, but really. How many more episodes do you think? We gotta be getting down. Can't be that many left. I think they do nine. Okay. Because there's only a couple that many left. I think they do nine. Okay. Because there's only a couple people left.

I think that they're gonna have to recruit another trader. Oh, I've been waiting for that. And for a minute, if Rob stuck around, I was gonna think it was Dylan. Well, who do you think that they're gonna kill tonight? You got Dylan, you got Tom Sandoval, you've got Dolores, you've got Rochelle. There's only so many can get killed because of that game, right? Yeah. And it's the girls picking, so.

Jesus. Maybe Tom, I don't know. Going back, you should get rid of people who aren't threats or who aren't potential threats. They should get rid of Tom, and especially because now that he knows he got a trader, I feel like he's maybe gonna be a little more on it. He's gonna be like, oh shit, and get some confidence.

So I don't know. And because everybody does know he's a faithful, I think maybe he'd be a safe bet. Daniel's so unpredictable, I just don't know. I don't think the traders are gonna win this game. You don't. I just don't. But I'm not sure if I think that the faithfuls deserve to win it.

Yeah. I don't know, I feel that the faithfuls deserve to win it. Yeah I don't know. I feel like Carolyn has the least heat on her Like I think she plays dumb really well, and I think everyone thinks she's like not a traitor So like there's a world where I feel like she could make it for the long haul, but I don't know She does play like crazy really well. Yeah, but just cuz you're crazy. He doesn't mean you can't be a traitor true yeah we'll see what happens I don't know mm-hmm but also like what do I say at this reunion I don't know like I don't even they're like are you upset you know with like that Bob came at you I'm like I don't care this happened like a year ago you know every time I watch like the mental wall,

there's always a good night one guy who that comes after somebody and people are like, Who are you? That's gonna be me and I don't want to be that guy. Too bad. I'm not gonna say anything. Andy Cohen is gonna be like, do you talk? And I'm like, nope. I said, shit. You have some faith things, bro.

I'm still obsessed with the pit. And I don't know what side of TikTok you're on, but I'm on the side where a bunch of like people that actually work in the medical field are getting on TikTok to basically say how accurate the pit is. Like when it comes, oh yeah. They're like, this is the most accurate medical drama

I've ever seen, and that's very cool, and also fucking terrifying, you know? Do you want me to start watching the pit? Yes, it's so good, and honestly, like one of the coolest things about it, maybe ER was this way, and I just don't remember, but I don't think so, but the cool thing about it is every episode is in real time,

so it's an hour in the ER. And so every, like the first episode is like seven to eight AM and then the next one's eight to nine AM. So it's basically, I think the season is going to be one full day in an ER, which is pretty fucking cool. And the cool thing about that is it's like, you know, Grey's Anatomy or like any of those others, they bring in new characters every episode

and just filter them out. And in this series, it's like a lot of the same people through the whole episode, which is cool. I don't know, I'm loving it. What happens if it's an hour, like nothing's going on? Have you been in an ER? There's always something going on. Is there?

Especially in this one, there's like a six hour wait in the emergency room in this one, which I can tell you from experience is pretty fucking accurate. But yeah, I fucking love it. And then Night Agent 2, still loving, haven't finished yet. There's a couple of things about to pop off. I'm pretty sure that I'm excited about the big one is the second season of 1923 is about to come out next week.

I've been waiting over a year for that one. Super exciting. A new love is blind is about to come out next week. I've been waiting over a year for that one Super exciting a new love is blind is about to come out they that fucking show They crank those seasons out like you I mean, I feel like we just watched love is blind How do they crank out season so fast? I don't like that show. Oh, I like it But it's crazy to me like I feel like we get like three seasons a year. It's it's a little insane I'm like, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I just got through one Love is Blind. I watched Gladiator 2. Oh, I loved it.

You did? Yeah. I liked it too, actually. It got like bad ratings. And I don't really understand why. It did? Yeah, and I don't understand why. It's just as good as the first one.

You know? I mean, that's a little, the first one was iconic. But I- It's the same fucking story. I love Paul Mezcal. I think he's incredible. He's great. I also love Pedro Pascal. Pedro Pascal, Mezcal, two similar of names, guys.

I don't like that. We need to not cast them together ever again. My only complaint is Denzel Washington is terrible. What do you mean? He's the only one not doing a cool accent. He's just being Denzel Washington is terrible. What do you mean? He's the only one not doing a cool accent. He's just being Denzel Washington dude at least put on like a British accent or something. That's kind of true actually. Yeah, I'm like why is this guy like running the Senate?

He's from Tulsa. He's not from. He's from Tulsa. He's not from Rome. I honestly like I was so distracted by his look and how like not Denzel Washington his look was that I totally that that flew by me. Yeah, I feel like he's phoning it in now. He's we're gonna need you to do a Roman accent. I'm not doing that. Can't do it. Everyone else is going to be doing an accent.

That's an extra five mil for the accent. They're like, can't do it. Can't pay that. Yeah. That's too good. Yeah. But I liked I thought it was great. Like, I don't know why I got a bad review. It was so fun.

I loved it. I thought it did OK. People like when it was in theaters, were raving about it I thought I thought but maybe the critics didn't like it. The critics don't really get just speaking of the critics I did watch some of the critics choice awards I fucking love Chelsea Handler she's so fucking great at hosting. Yeah, she was very funny that so funny the the bit where she's like we needed distraction right now so I want to thank Blake Lively and

Justin Baldoni. It's too good. She's like, well, I think we can all agree there's not gonna be a sequel. It ends with us. That's such a good joke. Yeah she's great. Okay, saw something I did not like. Okay. Hated actually. Oh geez.

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That's a big one. You forgot about all of them. The sunlight does make sense. And there's like a garlic thing too. I don't believe that. And you shouldn't believe any of them because vampires are real. The garlic ones stretch. Okay, I believe the steak one, not the garlic one.

That's obviously false wells. Clearly not true. You come to find out that Lily Rose Depp's character and Count Orlok had had a like a relationship in the past and Basically, he's like an ex-lover who wants his girl back, right? Does it make any sense because he's like a million years old and she's like 20? No. So the way that they kill Vampire is that Lily Rose Depp ends up fucking the vampire? and he's That they fuck all night.

That Nosferatu, Count Orlok, forgets what time it is, and the sun comes up, and that's how she kills him. She just fucks him all night. What storyline is this I'm watching? I'm sitting there going, you telling me the way to kill this thing is she fucks him to death. Is that the way it happens in the original? I don't know.

Well, we need to find out. I agree. I can understand like in the 50s or whenever that movie came out, that being like, oh, whoa, kind of crazy. That's how they're doing it. But today I'm like, does make any sense? Anyways, interesting. Yeah, I'll be here how they're doing it. But today I'm like, doesn't make any sense. Anyways, Yeah, I'll be here. Don't see it. It's beautifully shot. The wardrobe is great. Okay. We watched an older movie. This is

how we got on this trend. We watched Bird Box. Oh, you remember that movie? Yeah. Yeah. Why would why'd you watch that? You know, to go to bed, I'm like, put something on that I don't really care about, you know, or that I've seen so like I can, I'm not gonna like try to stay awake for it. That's how I try to go to sleep. Okay. So we put on Bird Box, which is a terrifying movie. But anyways, the whole premise is that like you can't open your eyes because if you see

this demon or whatever, you'll kill yourself. So everyone's blindfolded, right? It's Sandra Bullock going down this river blindfolded, which by the way, I'm sitting there being like, that boat would be knocking on the shore the entire time. She's perfectly in the middle of it the entire time. That would never happen. Anyone who's ever been on a river,

when you can see it's hard to stay in the middle of it, let alone you're blindfolded. This is true. So unrealistic. So anyways, we were watching that. And then we then after that we watched Oh, it's the one where you can't make a noise with John Krasinski. Yeah. Quiet Place. Okay. So that was like, what's the next one? You know, is it going to be like you can't touch stuff? What sense am I not allowed to use next time for for a horror film smell? You know, is it gonna be like, you can't touch stuff? What sense am I not allowed to use next time for a horror film? Smell, you know?

And I was like, well, that kind of happened with the pandemic. You know, people lost their sense of smell and it killed a lot of people. So that one was real. So I was like making the joke of like, what's the next sense that like you can't use when, you know? So then Sarah goes, well, there's the one about the water. And I was like, what? What's that that one so then we end up watching this movie from 2010

called the crazies have you ever heard of that no so I kind of ruined it for you but Sarah ruined it for me so I wanted to ruin it for you guys as well okay it came out probably years ago all right so you know if you hadn't watched since that's on you anyways here's here's the after a strange and insecure plane crash, an unusual toxic virus enters a quiet farming town, a young couple are quarantined, but they fight for their survival with the help of the town sheriff. So it's Timothy Oliphant. Do you know who that is?

I don't. Yeah, you do. He's in like everything. He pays the town sheriff. Anyways, come to find out. He's in like everything. He plays the town sheriff. Anyways, come to find out. It's in the water. So I wrote it for you. But anyways, it was great. All right.

Go watch it. Right. Yeah, I'll do that. You should have watched it 15 years ago when it came out. Oh, jeez. I feel like the 60 minutes in Australia is like much better than what we've got in America. Really? I think so.

Okay. They've got some better storylines. So there's a bitch in Australia who will not accept her age. She just keeps on changing her name and changing her age like in her birth certificate. Well, actually, how old are you? I've always been raised as being currently a 26 year old. How old are you? Well I live knowing as I've always known that I would be 26. Okay Bill. This is a really really simple question. How old are you? I believe that I'm 26. I have two birth certificates and I've had my name changed four times. The identity crisis there is

big but that was my normal when I was growing up Tara. What do you know the truth to be now? That's probably a question that we have to keep thinking for because it's not something I've ever understood or had answers around. So when you needed to file some financial documents, how did you choose the birthdate you gave? With my most recent deed poll paper, which has the younger of the age and the most recent of the name. Right.

So apparently then according to those documents, you're 23. Correct. She's not even 26. She's 23 now. OK, so this bitch crazy. So funny, by the way, that she's like, I've always been raised to believe I'm 26.

What? So it keeps getting better. Come along this journey with me of this crazy bitch in Australia. You have a very offended brother who claims he had no idea why you would describe him as autistic. It is heartbreaking. She's telling everyone her brother's autistic, okay? But it's sad if it's true. Excuse me. She's crying. Sorry. About her autistic brother. It is heartbreaking for me that he still carries stigma. I don't think he, well, I don't think that that comment means he carries stigma. I mean he's upset with you for describing him as having autism. Because he does. I don't have autism at all, no.

Even when I was a kid, she used to call me retard. What did that make you think about yourself growing up? I hated myself, I know, I just, I didn't want to be around. She knows what she's done and said it's totally wrong, like it's, it's embarrassing. I gotta go back. I mean you have a very I mean you have a very who claims he has no idea what the cut away to amazing editing. Let's just watch it again. It's so funny. Excuse me.

Sorry. It is heartbreaking for me that he still carries stigma. I don't think he... I don't think that's what it is. I think... Comment means he carries stigma. I mean, he's upset with you for describing him as having autism. Because he does. I don't have autism at all, no. Even when I was a kid, she used to call me retard. What did that make you think about yourself?

Oh my God. How did you find this? I don't know. My TikTok's much different than yours. You've got apparently hot blonde chicks named, what's her name? Alex Earl. Come on.

I have no idea who that is. What I've got on my TikTok, Australian 60 Minutes. 60 Minutes. One of the bands that I interviewed on the red carpet that didn't get aired, one of like the 30 interviews that I did that didn't get aired was with Jamestown Revival, big fan of that band. They're the guys who wrote the music for The Outsiders, which won a bunch of Tonys this past year.

They got some new stuff out. This is off Utah. This is called California Cast Iron Soul that I liked a lot. You want to go out on it. Yeah So I gotta do it you work set up is us yeah, I'll be home soon, okay What we got coming up? My surgery is this week No Teddy committee Are you nervous?

Yeah, I am. Yeah. Well, yeah. That's what I got coming up. What did you go with? Are you going under muscle? I think we're going under. I'm actually going to talk to him one more time today. But I think he thinks under is better for me.

Okay. Good. Are they having to move a nipple around? I don't think so. Are they going in the nipple or are they going underneath? No, no. Right under underneath. OK, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like the new way to do it, I feel. Yeah, yeah. All right. But anyway, I'll have a lot more info for you next week

after it's all said and done, you know. Yeah. Give all the deets. Are you gonna show the Y of Tears the new titties? I'm not gonna show anyone the titties. Oh. Not the like whole titties. That would be crazy. Eventually you will see them in swimsuits and things because, you know, they're gonna be looking nice. I will definitely talk about it next week and tell the Y of Tears about the experience

because so many of them sent me messages talking about their experience. I feel like the least I can do is to report after mine. What is your mother think of this? Oh, she's on board. She's got a few of these, you know, in her day. What does Miley think about it? Everyone's very supportive.

Everyone's full on board with the new titties. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, I'm too. All right. I'm an ally. Thank you. Yeah. Appreciate it. All right. Well, I have tears. Sorry I was hungover today, but- Actually, I thought it was one of your better episodes. You know what's really sad? When I used to do my radio shows- You used to do them drunk. I wouldn't. Sometimes I'd be hungover and my bosses would be like that was the best show You've had and I'd be like Really? There's something to it for sure I just need to be drunk. Well, I just hung over more

The editing is hard though cuz I got a lot of I'm all over the place you are but it is kind of funny Yeah, all right. Well, YF2s, we love you. We love you guys. See ya. See ya. New titties coming in. Oh, geez.

I was raised to always believe I was 26 years old. I can taste the sea. Me too. Don't have autism. 26 for a life every year. I like it. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.