Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - BJ in the PJ

Episode Date: September 25, 2019

This week on YFT, Brandi calls in from her cruise across America with Miley and Tish the Dish, and Wells is back in California after co-hosting E!’s "Countdown to the Red Carpet" where he quickly realized he knows nothing about fashion. Wells flew home from iHeart Fest in what he thought would be a private jet but what turned out to be a propeller plane where passengers included none other than James Van Der Beek. It’s really too bad it wasn’t an actual private jet and Sarah wasn’t there because he could’ve gotten a BJ on the PJ. Miley insisted on going on a Cyrus girls' trip and, just like Wells, didn’t get the transportation she was expecting because Tish the Dish went behind her back and booked a Tahoe in place of Miley’s Cruise America dream RV. Wells and Brandi debate the pros and cons of Southwest, general airport etiquette, and why not to buckle your backpack across your chest (because.... fashion). By the way, happy two-year anniversary of Wells and Sarah’s first kiss... suh-cute!! Thanks to our awesome sponsors. Check out these deals for our YFT-ers! BILLIE– For 10% off your razor, go to MyBillie.com/YFT FABFITFUN– Use coupon code “YFT” for $10 off your first box at www.fabfitfun.com #fabfitfunpartner

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Because when MC has a schedule and you're trying to change it, she gets very angry. Oh, well, you know what? Not everyone's living on MC time, all right? We kind of are. Yeah, okay. Well said. Not everyone's living on MC time. And I said, we kind of are.

Now, mother, you can't pipe in if you're not going to come over and talk in the microphone. You have to come talk into the mic if you want to pipe in. But we'd love to have Tish the Dish on. By the way, I feel like I'm the one who started this nickname. You are. And has it stuck in your family? No, I'm really the only one that calls her that. But it has stuck in Bachelor Nation because I was at iHeart Festival. Derek didn't even care about me. He was like, I have to meet Tish the Dish. Yeah.

I was like, good to see you too, Derek. Hello, Derek. This is your grandmother. I want to meet Tish the Dish. How was iHeart? Because I was there for like 17 minutes and then I had to leave. I literally just missed you. I know. Did you have fun?

I did. You know what? I've decided it's much better. Well, first of all, it's much better to go to iHeart and not have to work. If I had a bell, I'd ding it. That's like my first giveaway. And then also, I think the play is to go to iHeart and only go for one day. Game changer.

So you just went to go see your sister perform. Yes, I went on Saturday and she got to play first, which was awesome because it's like you show up right at the top, she plays, and then we did stay to see Def Leppard because my mom's a huge fan. I can see that. Yeah, they played pretty much right after her. And they dedicated a song to Miley while we were in the crowd watching.

And we had no idea they were going to do that. And she was so pumped. It was so cool. I think my mom was more pumped, though. Wait, did they pour sugar on your mom? Mother, would you have loved it if Def Leppard poured sugar on you? Pour some sugar on me. Can you hear her?

In the name of love, pour some sugar on me. You can't see well In the name of love, poor son, shit on me. She's... You can't see well, but I'm doing a dance. You don't want to see the dance. Why did no one at iHeart, like, put together to get your mom out there in, like, some leather pants, a leather jean jacket,

get, like, an old Camaro out there. She was already wearing leather head to toe. Of course. And then have Def Leppard pour like just sugar like while she was like arched back. She would have loved. That would have been a dream come true. There's still time.

I feel like it's very possible in the near future that because they were like, they said to Miley like, why don't you come out and sing? Why didn't you come out and sing with us? And she was like, hello, I would have if you had asked you know what I mean like no one asked but like maybe in the future if that happens we can get Tish on stage and she can be the video girl in real life yeah she's saying yes okay ding ding I don't have a bell because I'm traveling too but uh I think my favorite Instagram story that you put up of iHeartFest was your sister doing some very sexy things and Ben just looking like deer in a hat.

Oh my gosh, wasn't that amazing? He was just like, what am I watching? How am I supposed to feel? There's some tingling going on in between my legs. I don't know what to do. It was too good not to video. Literally, so I got to see her do soundcheck they ran through the whole set so i knew that intro was gonna get played and when it came on i was like ben close

your eyes son and i just knew he was gonna feel be so bothered by it i was like i gotta video it it's too good he's like sitting there like the power of christ compels you the power of christ compels you and his girlfriend he was like he was like had his girlfriend like wrapped in his arms in a nice embrace while watching miley do asmr it was did miley get to meet all the bachelor crew she's met ben it was really only she since she played first ben and derrick were the only ones that came to that were there to see her play. I think they probably made an effort to which was really nice. And then Mike actually showed up, I think, like in the middle of the set. And I met him briefly at the end.

But other than that, I didn't see anyone. And I think and then after I left, I think like Dean and Ashley and Jared and everybody else showed up. So, well, it was fun. I had a good time there. I was really only there for like a couple of minutes. I came in on Thursday. I recorded a different podcast and then literally the show on Friday,

I was like hanging out, doing press, whatever, taking pictures, and then I got on a plane at 1 a.m. and flew home. That's nuts. Yeah. Do you want to start the show? Oh, yeah, we probably should.

Let's do it. Me or you? You. You're listening start the show? Oh, yeah, I should. Let's do it. Me or you? You. You're listening to your favorite thing podcast with That Was the Most Radio-y. Wow. Never do that again. You're listening to the biggest hits of the morning.

All right. 92Q coming at you live from where are we? I'm in Utah. 92Q coming at you live from Utah. Wells in Solvang, California. We're going to play all the hits from the 80s, 90s, and today. Welcome to your favorite thing podcast with... Wells and Brandy, as long as he never does that again. Ding, ding, ding, ding.

Wells will never do that again. That's the most annoying voice ever. It's also very similar to Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Monster Truck Rally coming to Bridgestone Arena. We'll save the entire seat, but you'll only need the edge. I've been to that once. Have you? Yeah, it's pretty fun. I hated it.

You did? I was like, people pay to watch other people drive over cars with massive trucks? This is so dumb. So dumb. It's such a guy thing. Like, ooh, look at that big truck jumping over that little truck. The dumbest thing ever. I know, but don't you think that everyone,

like the reason why that voice was created, because that's what those guys in their minds think that they sound like. Oh, for sure. Can you imagine when those guys have sex in their inner monologues? Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. I'm about to come all over this place! We'll tell you the entire scene, but you'll only need the smallest condom.

That is the most disgusting thing you've ever said on this podcast. Whatever, dude. I had a crazy couple of days, bro. What happened? So I went to iHeartFest, and I told you that I got on... By the way, this is so funny.

When you start, I've gotten to a place now where I'm learning that there is the company jet and then there's the jet that is not the company jet, but they tell you is the company jet. Okay. Is this company iHeartRadio? This is iHeart okay so i had i was doing all this emmy stuff for e so i had to be on the first flight back for my heart right so they're like well we can put you on the 6 a.m flight on southwest the next day or you can jump on the jet and we'll get you in at like 2 30 in the morning and i was like give me on that jet dude you know i've never been on a pj all right what yeah also i was sad that like sarah wasn't there because the greatest

thing in the world would be an hj on a pj right or maybe even a bj on a pj or maybe a pj on a pj i don't even know what a pj is i don't either i bet my sister does i could ask her but it would help you join that mile high club you've been wanting to join. Right? I know. So I'm like, yeah, let me get down to it. So it was me, Tonya Rad from Seacrest Show, and then Becca Tilly, because both of them do a podcast together, and James Van Der Beek. It was so weird because we were talking about him last week on the show. You flew on a PJ with James Van Der Beek?

So I was like, this is is gonna be the greatest experience ever and i'm like shooting the shit with freaking mocks you know i'm just killing it with dawson over here telling him funny stories and then we get to the airport and uh it's a propeller plane by the way yeah nope yeah wouldn't do it. So I was like, does this one take me to the PJ? Or do I get on this one and then do we taxi down to a different area

and then I get on the jet? Because when you say PJ, the J stands for jet. Okay? It wasn't the PPP, which would be the private prop plane.ikes you know yeah so anyways and also like if you've ever like flying in or out of uh nevada or of of yeah

into las vegas it's windy for whatever reason yeah so we're all out there j. James Vanderbeek and I are white knuckling this thing, just hoping this thing fucking gets us back to Burbank. Sitting there, but I never wish I'd been on a Southwest flight more in my life. So anyways. I like Southwest. I don't. I hate the cattle call.

I just don't. I hate the cattle call. But other than that, I don't mind it. Yeah. I just don't. I just don't like. I need to know where I'm going to be sitting. So anyway, so I get in, get in like two. Then, of course, I don't really get home until like three, pass out, wake up,

and then the next day I have rehearsals for this like E, like red carpet countdown for the Emmy show that they have me doing right yeah so i'm like on no sleep i go there and so so what was funny was is i knew i was doing this countdown thing and i knew i was doing a rehearsal but when i looked at my thing and my call time said 2 30 okay so i was sleeping like nine o'clock which is like late for me and then I call I call my manager and I was like hey man when am I supposed to be there and he was like oh I don't know they just sent the driver information hold on and then he sent it to me it was like 10 45 at this point and because I'm thinking that I got to be there at 2 30 right and he goes oh I just sent it uh

your car's coming there at 10 o'clock and I I was like, dude, it's 1045 right now. I'm so late. So I'm like hair all disheveled, right? Like no sleep. I throw on some shorts and then I go there. They take me into this room to do like this big table read. And this is the funniest part. They're like, okay, well, everyone will be in a little bit.

So I'm thinking that I'm going to be like super late, right? Oh, no. I was had around for like 45 minutes just like hanging out by myself. Why was your call times early? I don't – they do this. I know. They do it. And then I knew that everyone got the same call time, but everyone's like, we're not going that early.

They're all like slow playing it. I'm sorry, Walsh. It's okay. It was actually really fun. I got to hang out. I know this is First World Problems, but it just was funny. And then so I got to hang out with Bragareski, who's, like, the style guy that everyone knows and loves. Kristen Cavallari.

Cavallari? I think it's Cavallari. Yeah. Anyways. So she was on there too and then a bunch of other e-people. That was really fun. Then I had to do this live stream of the red carpet

thing. Here's what I realized. I don't know anything about fashion. You're just now realizing this after I've slayed you for years over your fashion choices i don't need you to lean so hard in the mic that it peaks and you're also making fun of me okay don't need that so like this i did two hours of me talking i can talk about television shows

all day long right like i can that's all i do freaking, all we do is really talk about television shows. But then the second people start walking down the carpet and they're like, oh, look at the deglutage of Mandy Moore's something or other. I'm like, I don't know what that word means. So I sat there slack-jawed and just looking like an idiot, I feel like,

for a lot of that. You didn't say anything? I was just like, yeah, she looks great. I don't know. It's a great cut. Then, I don't know, like, it's a great cut, you know, and then you also don't want to be creepy, you know,

like, I thought Amelia Clark had a hot dress. Yeah, she looked beautiful. And I was like, yeah, I love the plunging neckline,

and then I'm like, that sounded creepy, that what I just said there. That sounded like Wells said, I almost can see her boobs, and I like that about this, you know,

so then I was like, I don't know what to say. Yikes. Anyways. I'm sure you had some zingers, right? Yeah. I think I was just like comic relief for it, you know? But that whole thing's about fashion.

And I don't know anything about fashion. You definitely don't. I mean, hurtful, but you know, whatever. It's fine. Stick to what you know. I know. You're a jerk. So where are you guys right now?

We're in the literal middle of nowhere. Literally, it's like there's nothing else here except this hotel. It's pretty tight. I'm like Miss National Park these days, and I'm not mad about it. We got to go to Zion yesterday for just a couple hours. We actually drove through it. It is freaking awesome. Have you ever been there?

Yes, I camped at Zion before. You did? It's super cool. I wish we'd had more time. Have you done arches yet? No. So where we are is like really close. Well,

not like super close, but like close enough to like three or four of those like national parks. And we're going to see Antelope Canyon, like slot Canyon stuff, which is air in Arizona. We're going there on one of the days. And then my mom is desperate to see horseshoe bend. So we're going to go there, which is also i think in arizona um but it's all like relatively close you know but zion

like not to say that yellowstone wasn't clean because i mean it was but like zion is pristine like i've never seen anything like it even like the pavement on the roads seems elevated to me. It's super nice. Yeah. It's crazy. The color there is crazy. Yeah. It's wild.

It's super red and almost like a rust color, if you will. Yeah. Highly recommend. Do you see what I just said? That was fashion right there. You learned that yesterday, didn't you? I did that yesterday or whatever i learned that's a that is that is a color and also it's when metal looks like shit it is but somehow it's a good thing when it comes to fashion yeah yeah no i know i know and rocks and rocks yeah yeah yeah so like are you guys doing like a bunch of different parks or like what's happening yeah kind of but like what like normally like when i go somewhere

like i did yellowstone like i stay for like four or five days and really like do the whole thing this is more of a like drive by all of them and take a gander kind of thing because tizzle aka tish the dish doesn't hike so you can only go to things that are like a 100-foot walk from the car. So are we in like Miley's tour bus? Like how are you guys getting to places? No, no. Get this. This is a good story.

This whole time we have had – my sister has planned this trip. This whole time, the whole play has been, we're going to road trip from Las Vegas to Utah and see the sites. It's going to be so great. We're going to rent an RV and we're like doing the RV thing. And then like two days before I meet everyone in Vegas, I like asked my mom, I was like, Oh, so it's like the RV coming like to the hotel for us, or do we have to go get it and she's like no no i switched it i got us a tahoe sounds way better and i was like i mean easier to drive i guess but sure like i don't care whatever i you know i'll drive anything and so i just assumed that everyone's on the same page

about that literally was it the morning of mom the the morning we're all convened to leave and go downstairs and get in said RV. Yeah. And we're sitting there. And somehow it comes up that we have a Tahoe instead of an RV. And Miley's like, what? Miley said, is the RV stocked with water? Oh, yeah.

Is the RV stocked with water? And we're all just looking at each other like, uh-oh. And I think I said, mom's got a tahoe not an rv and miley was like what she was livid she was like are you gonna be freaking kidding me i this whole time i've had this fantasy about an rv trip with my mom and sister and you've ruined it and tizzle oh it was really dramatic at the time and now we can all laugh about it but like she was so upset miley's very type a which probably surprises people but like when there's a plan if the plan gets changed without her like being a part of that decision it's not okay and i'm kind of like that too it's like i get it but it just like was so funny that

i think everyone just assumed but miley knew we had switched from rv to tahoe she did not know so why didn't you guys go to like what is it like uh camp camp across america like one of those that's what she wanted what was the rv she wanted cruise america yeah that's what miley wanted was cruise america so like we passed a few RV places on the way. I was like, y'all want to stop and trade up? Like we just buy an RV right now and sell it at the end of the trip.

If you guys really want, but alas, we Tahoe it all the way to Utah. So here's the other good part about it. My mom's like, I love road trips. I love driving. I'm going to drive the whole way.

One hour. And she's like, Brandon, I feel like you. I love driving. I'm going to drive the whole way. One hour in. She's like, Bran, I feel like you should drive a little. I drove the entire rest of the trip. And Tish laid in the backseat, like spread eagle, with Miley's like, what is being a chihuahua?

With Miley's chihuahua. It was nuts. To be a fly on the wall of this. Or like, they should have a bunch of cameras in this car. Just... I know. Who's DJing on this road trip?

Miley DJed, but the issue was that there's no cell reception on this drive, really. So she played like the same four songs over and over. But they were good songs. I know why your mom did it. Your mom got the Tahoe because no one wants to drive a Cruise America RV. She selfishly did it because she thought it'd be easier to drive the Tahoe. But then I ended up driving. So it really was a completely pointless change of decision. Why did your sister want to do this? into like traveling and getaways lately you know we did italy that was her that was all her and she enjoyed that and we stayed there longer than i really thought we would i thought we would get

bored and want to bail but like everyone was chill we had a great time and i think she just like now that she's got some time off like she's like let's go on a trip yeah it's pretty great do you have another one coming up no no i mean the holidays are coming up so so that's going to be fake enough, I think. I know. Are you going to go see Michel Kielman because of the holidays? I'm going to see him, not necessarily because of the holidays, but we cannot go longer than three months without seeing each other. It's just like we cannot.

So I have to go there at the end of November in order to make it before the three-month mark. So I'm actually going there for American Thanksgiving, but I won't be celebrating it because we'll be there. Yeah, what do they do there? Do they just... Nothing, because... Actually, the Europeans did invade their country. I forgot about that. I was going to say, the Europeans didn't invade their country

and move all the native people off their lands, but actually they did do that. Yeah, that's exactly what happened. The Danish went in there. Exactly. so I wonder if they have their own Thanksgiving yeah I don't know I really wish I had my bell right now because I would give a huge ding for a fabfitfun wells have you ever gotten a fabfitfun box the one that I sent out recently was to my mom and she is she called me and she goes, something was delivered to your name, but I opened it and I think I'm keeping all of this stuff. And I was like, mom, it's for you, dude.

Now that I think about it, it is a really good gift idea, but selfishly I would never do that because I want everything for myself. The thing that I love about FabFitFun is I really love trying new beauty products specifically. Like I just, I love them so much. It's nice to be able to try a curated box full of new stuff. And it's not just trial size. Like when you go to Ulta or somewhere and that you ask to take a sample home, they give you the tiniest little thing. And FabFitFun gives you a full size product to try, which is so dope. And in this box that we just received i think it's the fall box i got so many great products that i love i am such a sucker for the under the eye patches i know

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It's my favorite place in Denver, I think. Not Rebel Social? No. Sorry, Chase. Sorry, Chase. It's Rebel's Cute. Rebel's Cute. But Cowboy Lounge, they just play country music, but also normal dance music.

And everyone's just wasted wearing cowboy hats and cowboy boots and dancing. It is epic. It's super fun. Thursday's ladies' night. It gets turned. I got so drunk. I have scars. I must have fallen at some point in the night. I have a thing on my knee and a thing on my foot.

My ankle hurt the next day. All I really remember is Blake had me swing dancing around the place. I'm a freaking Bachelor in Paradise contestant. And that was hard and scary. And then my friend Rebecca's boyfriend can two-step apparently. So he had me out there two-stepping, which was also terrifying. And I didn't know how to do any of it. This sounds horrible.

It was so fun. This sounds like a terrible night. It was great. But, you know, I have some some battle wounds but it was worth it yeah so if you're in denver i get a lot of people asking like i'm in denver where should i go go to cowboy lounge on a thursday night if possible it's epic i know i get the same thing about nashville and i'm like one i don't live there two like i didn't do a lot of like the touristy things when i was there because i wasn't a tourist. You know, I people want me to say the pancake pantry in Nashville.

I went there one time and was like, this is the biggest crock of shit I've ever seen. Never. You know, it's not really worth it. Yeah. Everyone goes to it. A good Nashville spot is Loveless Cafe. If you want something like iconic to Nashville, I would pick Loveless Cafe way over pancake pantry. Yeah. But Loveless Cafe way over Pancake Pantry.

Yeah, but Loveless Cafe isn't even in Nashville. It's out in Brentwood. It's in Bellmead. Okay. It's not in Brentwood. Yeah, but we got it in Marex. It is hard though because it's like the places I go aren't necessarily the places I think tourist people want to go to. Yeah.

I met a wife here in the Denver airport. Really? What did she say? She was really sweet. She came up. She was like, hi, Brandy. She came not trying to be a weirdo, but I listen to the podcast and I just love you and Wells so much. And we took a pic and she posted it. She was really, really

sweet. I love getting to meet people in real life that listen to our podcast. Yeah. It's super cool. I'm always amazed when people say that. I'm like, really? I know. I'm like, you listen to me every week. We got to talk about you. You know, like we got to get in deep as to why you are you because you are wasting so much of your day doing this she was so cute she was like i'm literally gonna listen to the new episode on this flight i was like oh it's adorable that's pretty cool very cool one of my favorite things ding ding ding was the two-year anniversary

of sarah and i's first kiss which was a couple days ago wow you know the anniversary of your first kiss that's intense dude the reason why is because the first time we kissed it was on a date that was so memorable wait did you guys kiss did you guys kiss on the first date yes okay which is really funny because when i was on the bachelorette i was like my rule is i don't kiss on the first date you know i was like i want to get to know people and then then i got dumped and sent home so i didn't work for you jojo taught me a thing or two about love um but it was at the night before the emmy's party and so it's always like very um like we go to the night before the Emmys party and so it's always like very like we go to the night before the Emmys party

so I always remember this is where it happened or whatever and we had such a good time there and it was great do you know who I got to meet? who? so Sarah and Debbie Ryan are like really good friends they've known each other for like forever

because they're like young actors or whatever. By the way, Ding Ding on her show Insatiable. It's amazing. And then also my friend Arden's on that show and it's just great. But Debbie is engaged to Josh Dunn who's the drummer in 21 Pilots. Mm-hmm.

And so for like a long time, I feel like Debbie and Sarah have been trying to get Josh and I like in the same room to hang out because like I'm like the radio music nerd. And obviously he's the drummer for 21 Pilots, you know. So we are finally like hanging out. And yeah, we're best friends now. Really?

Cute. So I was supposed to like the next day I was supposed to do all this Emmy stuff. And I was like, babe, we got to go home early. I can't be staying out late. And of course, I have a couple drinks. And I meet my new best friend. And we closed the place down. Oh, my gosh.

We were the people that were like, you guys got to go. Like, fucking get it together. The Emmys are tomorrow. And we were like, yeah. Like, you got to leave. That's pretty cool. One of Rye's favorite bands is 21 Pilots. He'll love this story, yeah, like you got to leave. That's pretty cool. Rise, one of Rise's favorite bands is 21 Pilots.

He'll love this story. Oh, there you go. On my flight to iHeartFest, I had a really funny thing happen. I'm getting so much better

about being confrontational and I'm proud of myself. I need to be better at that too. But I did it. I still get it like in like a bitch way,

but I, but I did it. I still get it in like a bitch way, but I did it. So I was the second from the bulkhead on the flight, right? So I wasn't like seat one. I was seat two F and out of the window. There was a guy that was in front or whatever, right? By the way, airlines, get your shit together because get some more overhead space, all right? I know.

I'm tired of it. Or stop charging people for shit back. That's why people bring so much shit on the airplane yeah and be honest with you airlines this is a you problem this isn't a nice problem okay you created this issue fucking fix it so this guy i mean i how why did they make the entire airplane like just a foot wider and give everybody just a few more inches of space i feel like that would be a game changer totally anyways so this guy was in front of me and he and so there was no more space up above and so he you know normally he would just like shove it under his seat but he was in the bulkhead so there was no seat in front right there's just that wall

so he takes his bag and he shoves it under the seat that he's sitting in. But that is where my leg room goes. That's where my shit goes, bro. Okay. Yep. He's an amateur. What's he doing in first class? This wasn't first class. It was Southwest.

It's a problem. Oh. Okay. That is the problem. I have the inner monologue of like, what do I do now? You know, like this is fucked up. but I don't know what to do. And then I was like, you know what? No, this is unacceptable.

I'm already in the sardine can. All right. I'm in this fart tube. This is not going to fly. This aggression against Kuwait will not stand, man. So finally I go, I go, hey, like, like, I don't know whose it is. Hey, whose bag is this? Like asking everybody, you know, what's going on? There's a is. Hey, whose bag is this? Like, asking everybody, you know?

What's going on? There's a bag underneath there. Whose bag is this? And the guy's like, wait, what? And I was like, is this your bag? And he's like, yeah. And I was like, dude, you got to move it. I'm going to get it all dirty with my shoes.

No, you did not. That was mine. That was my line. Not like, motherfucker, this is where my feet go. Not where your shit bag goes. You should have said you had a backpack that had to go there. Yeah, no. No, I don't because that's not true.

But that would have been like he can't argue with that. Well, he also can't argue with I'm going to fuck up your bag with my dirty feet. He could have been like, I don't care. It's fine. I know. If he'd done that, I'd be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I care. I don't care.

It's fine. I know. If he'd done that, I'd be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I care. I didn't bring a carry-on stow underneath the seat thing for this exact reason. Daddy needs to stretch out his feet. So he goes, oh, man, yeah, sorry. I'll move it.

And I was like, yeah, you will. And also, welcome to the human race, bro. This is a really well-known law. You don't get to have that space. No. And if you get to enjoy the fruits of sitting in bulkhead, then you better get on early so you got places to put your shit. Yep.

And that's my fucking rant of the day. I liked it. Pretty good. But like looking back, that was a good one though. I got to put my bag here. Yeah, that's what I would have said. Something no one can argue with. I would have been like, yeah, I have a bag and that's where it goes. So you're going to have to make a move.

But then the person next to me would be like, no, you don't. You're blatantly lying to this person. I'd be like, shh. Play it cool, dude. Don't fuck around. You know, there's another thing that I noticed in the airports. I feel like we talk about airports a lot, but it's just – We travel so much.

I know. It's hard not to. And it's just also like such great people watching because you got really nothing to do, you know, and you're just like kind of looking around. But like people who have backpacks – so you have the backpack straps that go obviously over your shoulders, you know. But the motherfuckers that have the strap that connects the two straps oh my god rye does this those guys i have it in my notes those guys don't fuck around when it comes to traveling i don't know what their worry is gonna happen like do you think there's gonna be like a huge gust of wind that's gonna rip off your backpack and you gotta have it stabilized

oh my gosh rye did this on our entire Yellowstone trip and I was so embarrassed. He was like, he was like, what? It takes the pressure off your neck. If you put it or something higher up, or maybe it was his lower back. I don't know.

He had some stupid excuse. And I was like, nah, bro. Like you got to sacrifice that for the cool aspect of not having a buckle across your chest. I was like, you're,

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Where do you think you're going? Oh my gosh. Is she dressed the nines right now? She's got her dress on. I'm like, what is this? We're on vacation. Yeah, it's hot. Wait, so you and Tish are in a room? Yeah, Tish and I share a room. And then Miley's in her own suite?

Her own space. Technically, she's sharing it with her dog Bean, but somehow Bean has been in my room all day. Not sure what's going on there. Miley's now trained you to train her dogs. This is what's happened now. I know. Bean's actually a pretty good traveler.

I mean, she was locked in the Tahoe all day yesterday. It was pretty good. So she's got Bean, she's got little dog, and she's got medium-sized dog? Happy. Happy. But she also has Emu, who's in L.A., and Mary Jane, who's in L.A. Is that it, Mom? Yeah.

Yes. Bean, Emu, Mary Jane in L.A., happy little dog in LA. Is that it, mom? Yeah. Yes. Bean, Emu, Mary Jane in LA. Happy little dog in Nashville. Okay. She needs to not get any more dogs. I'm going to go ahead and say that. That's too many dogs. She's already trying. Her and my mom both are trying to get a dog today. Really? Why?

My dad had some spirit speak to him and tell my mom she needed to go rescue a dog in Utah. I don't know. I couldn't really keep up. Your dad needs to stop smoking the ganja, dude. My mom's been smoking it up all day. She's been out sitting on the balcony all day smoking weed.

We actually have a really great photo of her. You want to see it? Yeah. I'm going to send it to you. Okay. Miley just put it in the group text, Mom. I have so much footage of my mom smoking weed that I obviously don't post, but I should just send you all of it because it's so freaking funny. Yesterday, she was smoking it up in the Tahoe with no smoking stickers all over the rental car.

Oh, my God. That's fantastic. Well, I was just going to say really quickly, a lot of people are tweeting at us asking why we haven't watched Euphoria and talked about Euphoria. Have you watched any of that show? I watched like three episodes of it. And here's my thought on it. I thought I was a bad kid growing up. I smoked pot and drank beers and smoked cigarettes and tried to have sex with girls.

Oh, my gosh. In high school, I was that guy you know and i watched euphoria and i was like is this what is this what's happening because if that's if that's what's happening i was a god dang saint you know here's my issue with euphoria is i kind of feel like it's kind of the same thing where it's like having a tv show like this is just going to make kids go and do that shit. Yeah. That's my problem with it. It's shot beautifully.

The music is sick. Zendaya is a great actress. Like the acting's great. Like all that, but it's like, but my 19 year old sister watches Euphoria and I'm like, I'm like, is that good for her to watch this stuff and get put that in her brain?

Like, I just don't know. Yeah. It's like, oh, it's like normalizing some terrible stuff, you know? I don't know. And there's also a kid who's like 12 years old with like face tattoos that's selling drugs and i'm like really i don't know is that a thing he is my favorite character in the show for sure but it's also like is this real life also if my 12 year old had face tattoos i'd be like you're definitely selling drugs so we're gonna take to take you to Knowles. Remember Knowles? No, what is that?

Knowles is like when you send troubled kids to go camping and outward bound. It was the same. A lot of us had to go to do outward bound because we were all bad kids, but then we ended up going camping and smoking pot there, so it was stupid. I don't know about any

of these things. Also, you know what I love about, because the Emmys were last night, that I think it was, I don't know, like 10 episodes ago where I was telling everyone how awesome the show Fleabag is. And, oh yeah, just so happened to like absolutely destroy the Emmys last night. So called it.

Also, Ozark did really well. We've been talking about that ad nauseum, and actually had someone from Ozark on the show. And then also, I was telling you how much I love the show Barry, and Barry killed it as well. Wow. Someone should have given us a freaking Emmy at this point.

That's what I'm saying, dude. Also, I mean just like how is Paradise not up for reality TV competition Emmy like how is it not I have no idea what was nominated for that category there's a there's like a cake building show called like killing it I think that's what okay cool and then it's like a cake building show called like Killing It, I think. That's what? Okay, cool. And then it's like Ninja Warrior, which that's cool, but there's no way that thing gets as many views as Paradise does

or The Bachelor, The Bachelorette for that matter. And then like, what else? Oh, and then the thing is that you can never win because it's RuPaul's Drag Race is going to fucking win every single time. But still, it would be nice to be nominated is all I'm saying. You weren't barely even on the freaking show. Totally.

Fair. But. The show's never been nominated. That's crazy, right? That is stupid. Anyways. So many people do watch it. It's a little nuts.

Yeah. All right. I got to go to dinner. I'm going to get yelled at.. Yeah. All right. I got to go to dinner. I'm going to get yelled at. All right. All right. All right. Have fun out,

travel around in not an RV and be safe out there. Be safe out there, y'all. Be safe out there, y'all. It's a crazy world. It is. Okay. Love you guys.

Love you, Wells. Love you too. Bye. Bye. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.