Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - #Blessed and #thankful

Episode Date: November 23, 2022

It’s the holidays so your hosts start off strong with their champagne problems; Brandi had the travel day from hell trying to get back from Mexico on her private jet, and Wells can’t seem to get h...is Tesla charged. Ugh! On a positive note, they're recording IRL, together, and wearing matching sweats and Uggs, so that’s suh-cute. They of course discuss the Bachelor in Paradise finale, including the biggest shock of the night, cutest moments, and (*spoiler alert!) the Aaron and Genevieve breakup that seemed too tame to be true. Brandi would like to know why they make it so difficult to watch Yellowstone, and Wells would like to know why the iPhone can’t seem to take pictures past 6 PM. Speaking of Apple, AirPods are apparently frying our brains, so, that’s nice. Oh, and it’s Thanksgiving! Your hosts share their fave Thanksgiving dish, what they’re thankful for, and lastly, thanks to a YFTer’s voicemail, share their favorite shows of all time. Happy Thanksgiving YFTers, we love ya!!  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Nutrafol — Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code YFT to save $15 off your first month’s subscription. This is their best offer ANYWHERE and it is only available to US customers for a limited time. Plus FREE shipping on EVERY order  BetterHelp — Go to BetterHelp.com/favoritething today to get 10% off your first month  Zocdoc — Go to Zocdoc.com/YFT and download the Zocdoc app for FREE 

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Starting point is 00:01:21 All right. What are you drinking? A cookie butter milkshake from The Stand. Yeah. It it. Alright. What are you drinking? A cookie butter milkshake from The Stand. Yeah. It's so good. From The Stand? Where's that? I don't know. My mom said it was bomb. It's like a burger place. Okay. Yeah. We've had the day from hell.
Starting point is 00:01:36 Why have you had the day from hell? What's going on? That's dramatic. It really you know, I'm just so blessed to get to do the things that I do. However, let me tell you a title story about our, uh, about our travel situations. So I was just in Mexico city this past weekend. Um, I think I told all the web tiers that I was going there. Miley played Corona capital festival. You know, when you travel a lot, the idea of getting in and out real quick is very appealing, right? It's like, you only have so many days in your own bed. I totally understand this. So Miley wanted to fly in Saturday night,
Starting point is 00:02:12 play the show on Sunday. Her set was at 10 50 PM, which puts her off stage at like 12 0 5 AM. And then she wanted to go straight to the jet and fly back to la overnight right why because she wanted to go home be in her own bed totally get that got it totally get it however going in and out like that it just makes everything more stressful than it needs to be right because you're constantly in a time crunch so she gets off stage i actually think she got off stage early and we get in the car and I don't know who, I can't remember who said this, but we were told on Saturday when we landed that when we got to the venue, it would only be a 20 minute drive from venue to airport because from airport to hotel on Saturday was a full hour. And we were like, Oh God, are we going to do this full hour drive?
Starting point is 00:03:02 You know, after the show? No, no, no. 20 minutes, venue to airport. So we get off stage, and we're making a run for it. Because here's why. A lot of airports have time restrictions of no fly times, right? Yeah. Mexico City, this airport, has a hard cutoff of 1 AM. You cannot take off past 1 AM. So we're on this time crunch, right?
Starting point is 00:03:24 So we're hustling. We're all ready to go. We run from stage to 1 a.m. So we're on this time crunch, right? So we're hustling. We're all ready to go. We run from stage to the cars. We all know our assignments for the cars. We get in and we get going down the road. We've got police escorts, militaries escorting us, like trying to get us there so fast. And I'm like, cool, cool, cool. So 20 minutes, right? We should be early. We're doing great. And somebody next to me said, no, no, it's an hour. And I was like, what do you mean it's an hour? What are we doing? It's a 1 a.m. cutoff. It can't be an hour or we wouldn't be going.
Starting point is 00:03:48 And they're like, no, it's an hour. So for some reason, I don't know who decided, but we were going to try to make it. We were going to try to make it and take off and fly before 1 a.m. at 12.05 with an hour drive. It made no sense. That was not the right move, right? So we fly to the airport and we get there
Starting point is 00:04:06 and they're taking our passports and you know you got to clear customs and everything and they're taking our passports and taking our bags acting like we're gonna make it to be able to take off and it but it's like 12 55 and we're in customs and we're i'm sitting and miley's like i guess they're just gonna let us go you know like why would they take all of our stuff and make us go through this process if we weren't going to be able to leave? No, no. 1 a.m. comes around and somebody comes in and says, well, sorry guys, 1 a.m. was the cutoff
Starting point is 00:04:31 and the tower just told us no one's taking off tonight. Okay, but aren't you in a private plane? Yeah. Private planes can leave whenever they want to leave. No, they cannot. There's no fly in Mexico City. No fly. No fly past 1 a.m. in Mexico City.
Starting point is 00:04:47 And we're all just standing there staring at each other, like mouths dropped, like we can't believe it. However, we were told there was a 1 a.m. cutoff, so I don't know why we were all standing there in such shock. But I think we just thought, like, they let us get this far. The Cyrus name would... Yeah, like I think the running joke running joke was i'm sure you know a wad of cash will convince them to let us go right sex go like i don't know no so then we
Starting point is 00:05:12 have to then now it's 1 a.m right miley's just performed like an entire 75 minute set we're all exhausted no one's eaten anything it's just a nightmare and we have to get back in the cars and drive an hour back to the airport i mean back to the hotel and sleep and they're like the earliest you can take off tomorrow 6 30 a.m yeah and miley's like well i'm gonna get the fuck out of here so 6 30 a.m it is so we all go back to the hotel get a few hours of sleep i wake up to a text at 5 30 because it's an hour drive to go back i you know my alarm goes off a little before 5 30 and I wake up to a text that says, we can't leave until 12.30 because the pilots have to have a 12-hour turnaround. Which, again, somebody should have known that last night, right?
Starting point is 00:05:52 I mean, I'm pretty sure that's a pretty common thing. It's like with bus drivers. They have to have a 12-hour turnaround. So it's like, why the fuck did no one tell us this? So we had to stay at the hotel. I went back to sleep. And we schlepped back to the airport at 11 o'clock. Miley was like, I want to leave early, so we're just ready to go.
Starting point is 00:06:09 We get to the airport at 12. We're supposed to take off at 12.30. They put us in a room, and we're just sitting. Someone's like, yeah, I think they're taking care of all the baggage and letting it go through customs and stuff, so we don't have to stand in there like we have before. We sit in there until about 12.30, and they come to get us. We have to go to the customs thing and they haven't done anything with our bags like we literally sat there for 30 minutes for absolutely no we're like what are they doing to us like i don't get it what have we done for 30 minutes it was nuts so anyway
Starting point is 00:06:37 long story short we've just had you know quite the travel um charade for the past i would say two days have been pretty pretty brutal in the travel department. And then we finally did take off and we had to land at LAX to clear customs. That took forever. And then we got back in the air and flew to Van Nuys and landed in Van Nuys. And then I had to drive to my mom's and then I had to eat along the way. And here we are finally at 6 p.m. when I was supposed to be here at, what was the original time, 2? Yeah, I think we said 2. That didn't pan out yeah it's okay I'm not I'm just hanging out you know just
Starting point is 00:07:10 hanging out some champagne problems right I know like I said that's why I started it with I'm hashtag blessed yeah but man it's been I'm sorry something I've sat in a car more in the past two days than I have in a very long time did Did you have fun in Mexico city? Yeah. The show was great Sunday during the day. I was able to like get out with a couple of my girlfriends actually flew down and met us there for Miley's show. And one of them's visited Mexico city many times. So she like knew her way around, uh, and took me to a few cute places. We had like tacos somewhere that was cute. We got churros somewhere that was cute. We walked around, shopped a little bit, walked through a very lovely park.
Starting point is 00:07:48 I feel like as, you know, for as little time as I had, I felt like I made the most of it. Yeah. Have you been to Mexico City? No, but I've heard great things. I feel like you'd like it. Yeah. Yeah. But my thing is, is like, if I'm going to Mexico, I want to be on the ocean.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Do you? Yeah. I mean, but you've been there, seen that, you know, like. I know, but. Why not go see the city? That's true. Yeah. If I go to Mexico, I want to be sitting on the beach with a, you know, a margarita in my hand. I feel that.
Starting point is 00:08:07 However, word on the street is that Mexico City is popping off. Oh, I know. If I could have a dollar for every time I've heard someone say, oh, so-and-so just moved there. Or I know somebody that just moved there. Like, everyone's moving to Mexico City. They're opening a Soho house in Mexico City. Like, it's just crazy. Yeah, I'm not moving to Mexico City anytime soon.
Starting point is 00:08:23 I mean, me neither, but it is popping. I mean, yeah, but I still feel like that could be dangerous. I mean, it could, but so can New York, so can Los Angeles. You know, it just really
Starting point is 00:08:31 just depends where you are, Wells. Very true, but Studio City is pretty nice over here. I'm sorry you had such a bad travel day, but it's fun to do the show in person with you.
Starting point is 00:08:42 I know, it is, yeah. And everyone could not believe that I was coming to do this. Like, with you i know it is yeah i have i and everyone could not believe that i was coming to do this like everyone else is going straight to sleep and i was like must be fucking nice i gotta go someone's gotta pay the bills yeah someone's gotta go you know and i had to do the last episode by myself i know it was painful i listened to it no it was great it was very painful i listened to it i loved the oh i felt real bad for the yf tears i'm not gonna lie to you you're just mad because I made fun of you and your mom in it. Well, you did make fun of us, but there were some topics that I'm just not sure needed
Starting point is 00:09:11 to ever be brought up again. Like what? God, I can't even remember. This was a week ago I listened to this. I don't know. What were you talking about that was gross? I talked about the time that I got in trouble with the cops. Right.
Starting point is 00:09:25 No, that wasn't it. And then I talked about that people magazine put out a thing where people were licking toads to hallucinate. Right. That was fine. That was funny. Let's see what else did I see. Oh, the sneezing when you're asleep thing.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Have you ever sneezed when you were asleep? No, I don't think so. I don't think so either. I think there's something in your brain that makes it so you can't do that. Very scary when you're driving though. Yeah. Also, I think dragons might be real. Dragons?
Starting point is 00:09:47 I'm just going through all the things that I talked about. No, no. There was something else. I don't know. I'm looking at my notes. Those are the things that I talked about. I can't remember. There was something suspect.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Listen, a lot's happened since I listened to that episode. Okay. We're going to come back to this. All right. It'll come to you. I just remember feeling very sorry for the wives' ears. What are you talking about? They loved it.
Starting point is 00:10:07 That's as good as it gets right there, kids. Not sure. Good as it gets. Not sure. You want to start the show? Yeah, I do. You or me? Maybe me.
Starting point is 00:10:17 Go for it. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with... Wells and Brandy. We are in the same room. We're wearing Uggs, both of us, and sweats. It's very cute. Yeah. It's because it's kind of late at night and I just went on a run and then got in my cold
Starting point is 00:10:35 plunge. I feel great. Wow. That's pretty nice. It is. It's pretty great. I mean, I didn't just get off a private plane from a foreign country. Trust me. I would have traded places with you easily, easily.
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Starting point is 00:13:27 How do you not know which ones do and don't? Or is there like Miley gets one, Tish gets one? Well, yeah, obviously, Miley gets a reclining seat. Fair enough. Yeah, fair enough. She is paying for it. She's paying for it. Totally.
Starting point is 00:13:37 So is there like a hierarchy? Yeah, I think Miley, obviously, and then Tish because she's Tish. Yeah, she birthed her. Yeah, exactly. I feel like it's like a kind of an age thing, which really isn't fair because, you know, at 35, my back is just not feeling the same as it did at 25. But Miley's other manager was on the plane and he is older, you know, than me. Yeah. He got a reclining seat.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Miley's assistant, Bradley, he's actually her stylist but he flat goes everywhere with us and i think he got a reclining seat which i feel like i should be maybe higher up in the hierarchy although brad does spend a lot of time with miley he's paid some dues so like i don't know maybe we're tied there all right speaking of mexico do you watch bip finale yeah i mean what was i supposed to do with all this downtime i know it's great it's the first time you're like really prepared for this show i love it also a lot happened like in the bip finale yeah i mean what was i supposed to do with all this downtime i know it's great it's the first time you're like really prepared for this show i love it also a lot happened like in the bip finale yeah i mean let's go through it holy shit i mean where do you want to start i don't even know because i so i start the episode doing a well story time with just like a very long recap of like how we got here right very cute yeah it's a good bit um but by the way so we'll get to i mean you you heard i think in the
Starting point is 00:14:46 last episode where i was talking about it i went and filmed that entire after show and then they called they called me the next day and they're like hey we're cutting everything literally you were you said one thing i know and i was like you motherfuckers i had to go for a four-hour rehearsal and a like a 13-hour shoot and they cut me the entire and they called me like do you want to be just you want us to cut you completely so it's just not weird and i said absolutely not absolutely not all my five seconds your boy wants his money i get paid episodically right right right you're not cutting me from that don't you dare and let's just go through it so kind of there at the end what's the whole dance which is a goddamn shit show oh yeah okay can we talk about how we just talked about how they need to have me as a DJ for the prom
Starting point is 00:15:28 parties or whatever? Like, that was exactly what I was talking about there. Yeah, but you wouldn't have been involved at all because everyone, because it was the. See, we needed this earlier in the season. It was the NC Andrew show. I know, which, whew, what a doozy. Her bad side really came out there, didn't it? I mean, okay, it was like, it was fucking bonkers being there, like waiting in the wings.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Because I was there the entire night, right? Like just like sitting around, like kind of watching everything just off camera. And we were all like, this chick met him yesterday. Like this is so confusing. So cringe. It was the weird, it was the we were all like, what? Like, is everyone just losing their minds because
Starting point is 00:16:09 it was like, you've known him for less than 24 hours here. Pretty wild. And she's just crying and going crazy and asking her to leave with her. Like, it was just bonker town. Yeah. And she didn't get a word in on the reunion
Starting point is 00:16:26 or the whatever. No. I don't Rose. What do you call this bachelor paradise thing? I don't know. Live finale. Yeah. Live finale. Yeah. She got no airtime.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Wasn't even a jerk. Honestly, like Andrew didn't either. What weird. Yeah. He did like in the actual thing, but they cut it. Like they cut a lot. Like they like, we did like a whole thing with lace. They cut. Oh yeah. Lace didn't get a word in.
Starting point is 00:16:46 Was Teddy even there? No. I didn't think so. Like, no one's spoken to her. Yeah. We've, like, I guess productions, like, reached out to her. We're like, what is going on? And she's, like, upset.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Which, okay, I'm confused by that, okay? And I'll tell you I'm confused by that. Because it was kind of like a little bit of I know my worth and I don't want to be manipulated. It was kind of like that vibe of, like, that's what she posted, kind of like the last thing about the Bachelor world. And it's like, okay, maybe. But here's my argument. You got to be there on day one with the guy you wanted to talk to. It sounds like you kind of got everything you fucking wanted. And I don't really understand why you're upset, you know?
Starting point is 00:17:23 It's okay that it didn't work right that happens all the time actually the whole point of the show is that it doesn't work so you kind of like wade through all the kind of bullshit to find the thing that works you know so that never made any sense to me but yeah we talked about it was like where is she why doesn't she want to talk okay i'm confused very strange do we have that rose ceremony and i guess like the big storyline is kate and logan right yeah logan offers her the rose and she pulls some fucked up shit she sucks i'm not gonna say that she sucks but like i wasn't there for that that's pretty messed up it's pretty messed up. It's pretty messed up. I really feel bad for Logan. Like, I really do. And I feel like on the live finale, like, she got off kind of easy, you know, because it was like, we're short on time.
Starting point is 00:18:12 There's obviously other bigger drama to get to. So, like, they had a small window, and she did do the right thing and, you know, stood up and said, I apologize. You know, I wasn't delivered correctly, whatever she wanted to say. But I just feel like she got a little easy i mean let's be fair though it was logan one kate zero at that after show oh well yeah he came out on top him being like you know i came to la with like like no money in my pocket i'm really proud of what i've done like everyone's like yeah i'm glad he had that moment he deserves that but here's the thing so you know that she works for the selling sunset people and she's not on that show.
Starting point is 00:18:46 Uh-huh. Okay. I'm not saying that this is what I think is happening. But like, do you think that it's like, well, I'm going to go be the villain on this thing so I can go be the villain on another show? I've seen like people like suggest that and it's like, oh, that wouldn't be a bad play, I suppose. I guess so. Because it was like very telegraphed yeah he even said like i feel like you're looking down upon me and judging me and then you hear all these like clips where he drives a fucking yellow honda and like he's a dog walker
Starting point is 00:19:16 he can't get into like he can't work out an equinox and then she leaves with the, I want to find a guy with a big dick and a bigger bank account. Dude, that's fucked up, man. I mean, listen, I go back to what I said before. It's fine if she wants that. Hell, don't we all want that, really? But it's the way she went about it. And he even called her out on what she was doing. And she just completely lied to his face.
Starting point is 00:19:42 Thankfully, he got to watch it all back. But man, I just felt like she really, there were some low blows. Yeah, it was pretty messy. That was, whoa. I was like, that was bonkers. Didn't love it. The Genevieve and Aaron breakup, I think was pretty tame for them. It was, which was weird.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Like it almost like to me, and I could be totally wrong, but it really kind of felt like aaron just strung her along just the way he delivered the breakup it was almost like he wasn't even going to give her a chance to say anything he had already made up his mind and it's like well if you've already made up your mind why are you even still here i guess i can kind of speak to that okay because i was kind of in that position but i wasn't i didn't have as strong of a relationship with like ashley i or any of the people that when I was on the show with but I remember that last day they were like we can give you a fantasy suite if you want but are you gonna get engaged and I was like no and they're like
Starting point is 00:20:34 well then that's not what you can't do that like the fantasy suite is kind of for like taking it to the next level to like make that decision if like that if you're not even close to that you gotta go like You gotta cut ties. That's fine. And it's like, okay, that makes sense. And so I wonder if for Aaron it was a little bit of like, are you gonna marry her? And he's like, no, she fucking kept trying to leave. Then it's like, okay, then you
Starting point is 00:20:55 go say that. Okay, yeah, that's fine. But it would have been one thing if he had said, hey, I think we have some shit to work out, but obviously he's been saying I love you, but I love you, so let's leave and try to figure out our shit. Instead, he was like, oh, you're not my person, and I'm not going to let you say anything, and see ya. I know. It's funny, because my
Starting point is 00:21:12 mom watches the show religiously, and she's like, they're crazy, they should not be together, and I'm like, I disagree. I think those two crazy kids are perfect for one another. I agree. I thought they were great. Yeah. But I did not like the way he did that. But I tell you what though, the way that they spoke
Starting point is 00:21:28 to each other at the after show, there's still love there. For sure. That doesn't go away. Honestly, the biggest shock of the whole finale for me. Let me see if I can guess it. Brittany and Tyler. Brittany and Tyler. Biggest shock of the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Brittany, what the fuck? Yeah. What the fuck? Like, she was so obsessed with him on Paradise. Like, she would get tears in her eyes, like, talking about him and not being sure, like, if he was as in as she was. Like, I really thought that girl was head over heels for Tyler. Same.
Starting point is 00:21:59 And now all of a sudden, like, it seems like the roles kind of swapped once they left. And she just seemed very cold about it all. Very cold. There has to be something they're not telling us. What do you know? I don't know anything. My thing is this, is that like, he's got a job in New Jersey or whatever. And he like had to go back and do like real life.
Starting point is 00:22:16 And it sounded like she wanted to go to London and to Rome and take pictures and put it on social media and like wanted to live a different life. I think that that's where the disconnect was, you're not gonna go do your job in new jersey like you're gonna come with me and we're gonna go travel around and you know be a social media couple that's the vibe that i got out of like what she went and did and then like him being like i can't do that yeah that's that's true. I just am so surprised. I just didn't peg her as that. So I'm just very surprised. Very cold.
Starting point is 00:22:48 Yeah. But no one is as cold as Victoria Fuller. Oh my God. Are we really surprised though? I mean, I genuinely liked hanging out with her. Sure. She seemed very nice and was always very courteous to me. I was doing some Bachelor podcasts earlier today and they were asking about
Starting point is 00:23:09 this moment and I was like, you know, usually on these after shows, there's kind of a winner and a loser. Bala, Kate, and Logan. You know, like, Kate lost that one. Logan won. I think Tyler won. Brittany lost. Absolutely. When I watched that,
Starting point is 00:23:26 Johnny, Victoria, Greg Grippo. Like, what the hell? I was like, I don't know if anyone won anything here. Like,
Starting point is 00:23:33 I think everyone kind of looked like an asshole. I mean, like Johnny looked bad because he called her the C word. And then like, there was some story about, about him saying like, if you can't cook, what are you good for? But I can also see how that being a joke, that being a joke. Me too. And then her taking it some story about him saying like, if you can't cook, what are you good for?
Starting point is 00:23:45 But I can also see how that being a joke. And then her taking it a bad way. Sure. And then her coming out and not really giving a shit. It seemed like she wasn't great. A little cold. A little. Johnny didn't want to be there.
Starting point is 00:24:00 And then she's like, I didn't cheat on him. And he's like, well, you were talking to him the entire time. And it's like, okay, so I'm not sure who's like right or wrong here and then greg comes out and he's like so jesse's like so like how did it go he's like you know a couple weeks after uh the show we started talking it's like wait what i know you just said a couple weeks i'm pretty sure they were still together a couple weeks after the show for sure so then it was like okay so maybe johnny's right here and i don't know i just feel like no one won they didn't yeah they didn't i just think um i guess i'm a little i don't know greg from anything but i'm a little surprised he agreed to come out and i don't know but i don't know him at all so that
Starting point is 00:24:41 doesn't really mean i think that it was hey listen she's gonna get absolutely destroyed sure you gotta do this if you really like her you probably need to come and like help her because he was kind of well he was it was a little controversial with him he got called a gaslighter right yeah but he was kind of like america's sweetheart for there for yeah i mean he yeah i don't think he deserved that at all in his season, but it's just so weird. Also, I think they both, those two boys look a lot alike. Right? So I was, you know, mic'd up and had a, like an ear in so they could be like, hey, we're going to you for this next segment, even though they cut it all. And I remember being like, well, she's got a type in my microphone.
Starting point is 00:25:20 They look identical. Yeah. It's so weird. So weird. Anyways, it's just. I feel bad for Johnny though. I. It's so weird. So weird. Anyways, it's just. I feel bad for Johnny, though. I do feel bad for Johnny. I'm not saying he didn't do anything wrong, but I just.
Starting point is 00:25:31 What it took for him to get to a place of wanting to propose and just let his walls down and all that. And I don't know. It just it's. Yeah. He might be scarred for a little bit. I think he's scarred for life. Yeah. Not for life, but until next season.
Starting point is 00:25:44 I don't know. There are some he's scarred for life. Yeah. Maybe not for life, but until next season. I don't know. There are some good things that happen though. Yeah. I mean, Danielle and Michael. So cute. Are you freaking kidding me? And I'll tell you what, like, so the episode before that, where they had like their talk about everything, and it was one time
Starting point is 00:25:59 where it's like, I actually got emotional about what was happening. And then them being on the couch, like their whole thing was cute. I can't believe she's moving to Akron. She told me like before the show that she was like, I'm thinking she wanted to go to Chicago. She was going to leave Nashville. Really? A lot of people were like, I'm over Nashville.
Starting point is 00:26:17 I mean, I get that. Yeah. This works for her, I suppose. I feel like at this point, I've done it for so long, I can kind of sniff out the shit from a mile away you know like the inauthenticity I'm like I don't know about this whatever and it was an actual real moment and when it was happening I got I teared up a little bit because he tells her that he loves her and she's not expecting that at all and she kind of loses her shit and listen Danielle's been on the show enough she knows how the machine of tv making works and she stops giving two flying fucks about the television production and it was really funny in the moment jesse kept on trying to go to prompt her to read and like get into a break and everything and she didn't give a fuck she was just like oh my god like wouldn't stop talking to him about it being cute and i was like oh my god she's completely like everything is melted away.
Starting point is 00:27:05 Right. And she is just now focused in this moment. We're all just watching it. And it was like, oh my God, that is actually what I've, I think what we're all looking for is like a real moment in time that was really cute. So. For sure. The icing on the cake, the cherry on the pie is the Brandon and Serene of it all. Cutest freaking thing I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:27:25 Man. I mean, we knew they were getting, gonna get engaged like kind of day three. Mm-hmm. But, real cute.
Starting point is 00:27:32 They're adorable. Goals. Did I forget anything? The only thing from, I guess, last week that was hilarious to me
Starting point is 00:27:42 Yeah. were the twins and their little breakups. Mm-hmm. That was fucking hilarious. Sinead was kind to me. Yeah. Were the twins and their little breakups. That was fucking hilarious. Sinead was kind of ruthless. She was awful. But are we surprised? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:51 No. That's the typical Sinead right from the Sinead handbook. I mean, he's like, I'm a man. I felt bad. I'm a man. I'm a real boy. I know. I felt bad for him.
Starting point is 00:28:05 I did too. I like a man. I'm a real boy. I felt bad for him. I did too. I like those guys. I know. And he was like, can I just talk to my brother? I know. They're cute. They'll be back. It was too good.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Yeah. But I think that's everything. Yeah. Great season. Loved it? Loved it. That's good. I told my mom, I was like, I think you should,
Starting point is 00:28:22 because she likes to watch Paradise. I was like, I think you should actually watch this season. I think it was probably the best one so far. Yeah, it was just a lot. A lot. If I go back, I hope we're not doing that many episodes. It worked out for me. They put me in the show a lot, which was nice, I suppose.
Starting point is 00:28:36 Make my money. Yeah, make that money, system. Okay, is that enough batch? I think so. That kind of sucks. We're done with batch for like a couple months. I know. It'll be kind of nice, though. Yeah, break it was a lot we do you got some fave
Starting point is 00:28:48 things bro bro yeah i do okay yeah i know you've already started it but holy shit the peripheral is so fucking good oh you like it i love it yeah the brother's great the brother yeah why is he great uh how many episodes you in in? I'm caught up. Oh, you are? Yeah. Okay, there's that one scene when he goes and meets the bad guy in town. And he's explaining to him why he should take this deal. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:14 And he's like, do you want the carrot or the stick? Right. And the guy's like, is that your stick? And then he points at the glass and then explodes because his buddy the sniper's in the bushes. He loves that. And he goes, that's my stick. And I was like, fuck yeah, dude. That's fucking baller.
Starting point is 00:29:30 That was sick, yeah. I mean, I love a lot of the characters. It's just, it's really well done. It's very cool. Chloe Grace Moretz is incredible. Yeah, she's good. She's so beautiful. Can't handle.
Starting point is 00:29:41 I love all the characters. Obviously, God, I don't know anyone's name, but the guy that gets, God, the scene with the dog. Oh, I know. Are you fucking kidding me? I know. Like, I would have been that guy, you know, that was like, I got to go help it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:55 But anyway, the guy that gets blown up trying to help the dog. First of all, he is gorgeous. Call me. But I love his character. And it's so good. I feel like you get a little bit of everything. Like, if you love sci-fi, obviously that's in it. But there's also, good I feel like you get a little bit of everything like if you love sci-fi obviously that's in it but there's also like the romance in it
Starting point is 00:30:08 a little bit and people getting blown up and people getting shot and like all that good stuff too so it's just a great show like I'm now that I'm caught up I'm so mad there aren't any more episodes yeah it's fun because it's sci-fi twofold so you get to see like what the world's like in 2050 or something like that
Starting point is 00:30:24 and then you get to see what it's like, you know, 200 years in advance or whatever it is. It's cool. And it's like, oh, that's really cool. Yeah. But then it's like, then they start pulling back the layers of the far distant future. It's not as cool as it seems. It's like all holograms and stuff. Yeah, I like that show a lot. I feel like it's like Westworld
Starting point is 00:30:40 meets Ready Player One. Yes. Exactly. Meets like Looper. I know. I told you it's really really good told you yeah big fan yeah you know i'm not a big fan of what tiktok knows who's in my contacts it'll also be like your numbers in their contacts have you seen that yeah i have and i'll like look i'll be like who the fuck is this person and i'll go look at him like i don't know this person and then i'll go like look them up on like in person? And I'll go look at them. I'm like, I don't know this person. And then I'll go look them up in my contacts to see if it was some musician I knew
Starting point is 00:31:08 from my radio days way back in the day. No. What? And I'm like, how do these people have my number? It is freaky. Freaky. I feel like I had the same thing happen to me a couple days ago.
Starting point is 00:31:18 And I was like, that person has me in their contacts? I don't know them, but. I know. I got to change my number. I can't do it i know i just can't do you know how hard it would be to give everyone your new number yeah but you really be able to like you know filter some things out you would you know yeah that's why i need to cut people out i also just can't give up my 818 area code oh i got the 615 baby do they don't that you
Starting point is 00:31:43 can't get them anymore you can't no? No. Do you want to switch? Do you want to give me the number? Yeah, yeah, we should switch. Yeah. Yeah, because all my Nashville friends get 931 numbers. Oh, really? Oh, that's like Columbia. Like, you don't want that, you know?
Starting point is 00:31:56 And then out here, you get the 424. You can't get the 818. Oh, really? They're all gone. I know. I should probably just keep it. I will keep that. Keep it, yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:04 All right. I started watching a show called Fleischman is in Trouble. I remember being at the ABC upfronts and seeing like the trailer for this and being like, whoa, this looks so good. Okay. Never heard of it. It just came out. It's on Hulu. It stars Jesse Eisenberg, Claire Danes.
Starting point is 00:32:24 Wow. Lizzie Kaplan.plan, Adam Brody. What? Yeah. You're double-gigging? Yeah. Here's the tag. Toby Fleischman knew what to expect when he and his wife of almost 15 years separated.
Starting point is 00:32:41 Weekends and every other holiday with the kids. Some residual bitterness. The occasional moment of tension in their co-parenting negotiations, and so much more until everything goes wrong. Toby Fleischman, that's Jesse Eisenberg. He's recently divorced. His like high school or college buddies are Lizzie Kaplan and Adam Brody.
Starting point is 00:33:01 He like is a doctor who was married to Claire Danes' character, who's like a high powered Broadway agent. They're separated and he's getting the, you know, half the time with the kids and everything. And he gets on some dating apps and he just started going on a tear. He's just pounding out the pavement out there.
Starting point is 00:33:18 Okay. He's doing great work. And then one weekend, his wife drops the kids off like a couple of days early. And it's like, I'm going on a yoga retreat. And she's supposed to come back like three days later. No call. Four days later, no call.
Starting point is 00:33:32 Five days later, it's like, what's going on? He's like pretending like it's fine because she kind of like treated him like shit a lot. And so he just kind of assumes that she's fine and everything. Anyways, I don't think she's fine. Doesn't sound like it. Yeah. So Fleischman is in trouble. And that's the name of the show.
Starting point is 00:33:47 It's on Hulu. It's really good. It's a little dark. And there's a lot of nudity. So if you're into that, it's great. And there's a lot of sex. It seems to be a trend these days. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:57 Right? Yeah. Huh. Huh. Who would have thought? Yeah. I drove up the coast last weekend. Took my brother on a golf trip.
Starting point is 00:34:05 And so I tried that Turo. Oh, yeah. Or you can rent someone else's car, which is crazy. And I actually quite enjoyed it. I rented a Tesla. And now here's the thing. I asked, like, what's the range of this thing? And they're like, oh, it's like 300 miles.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Yeah, it's not great. And I'm like, okay. From my door to my mom's door in Monterey is 255 miles. Okay. So I'm like, great. I can get there. I can plug it in at night. She's got a charger?
Starting point is 00:34:29 No, but they got one in the back, and it'll give me like 10% or whatever overnight. And then I can go find a supercharger thing before I had to leave, right? Sure. It does not get 300 miles. It doesn't even get close to 300 miles. It'll be like, sorry, you gotta stop in Bakersfield. Bakersfield's fucking like an hour into this, bitch. What are you talking about, 300 miles. It would be like, sorry, you gotta stop in Bakersfield. Bakersfield's fucking like an hour into this bitch. What are you talking about
Starting point is 00:34:47 300 miles? Can't do it. Don't lie. Don't lie to my face. Here's what they also don't tell you about the Tesla. Tell me. When you park it and it's turned off, it still uses battery while it's sitting. I found that out the hard way. Well, then I found a
Starting point is 00:35:04 charging thing, went and plugged it in says it was charging put my gave my credit card came back six hours later it charged like five percent that was it yeah you gotta go to a supercharger i know you gotta go find these places then you guys gotta hang out yep so i'm telling you what it's not it we're not there yet no we're not you know we are not there yet. No, we're not. You know? We are not there yet. No, no, no, no. The other thing is, it's not car play. You can't get ways in there. Nope. And your boy needs to have the ways on because it tells you where the cops are.
Starting point is 00:35:33 Yep. I know. I know. Preaching to the choir. Tesla's not for me. Tesla's not for me either. Nope, nope, nope. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:42 We watched a movie called See How They Run. Who's in that? Oh, it's really good. I feel like I've scrolled by that. The cast is really, really good. Is it Cher-She Ronan? Oh, Cher-So, I think is how you say it. Cher-So Ronan? Something like that, yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:53 Adrian Brody. Okay. Sam Rockwell. Uh-huh. Really good cast. It's a whodunit murder mystery. That sounds good. Here's the tag.
Starting point is 00:36:08 murder mystery that sounds good here's the tag in the west end of the 1950s london plans for a movie version of a smash hit play come to an abrupt halt after a pivotal member of the crew is murdered see how they run so shirsa ronan is like a new detective sam Rockwell is like the old inspector who's like burnt out and a little bit of an alcoholic. Adam Brody plays the star that gets killed in the beginning of the play, but don't worry, you get to see a lot of that Adam Brody
Starting point is 00:36:34 in the whole thing. Adam Brody or Adrian Brody? Adrian Brody, sorry. And then it's just like trying to figure out who it is, and it's very stylized a la Wes Anderson. Maybe it is a Wes Anderson film. I don't think it is.
Starting point is 00:36:48 No. But it definitely felt that way and also like written in that, in that sense of like really dry humor. Yep. I really enjoyed it and especially if you like, you know,
Starting point is 00:36:59 like a clue or a whodunit type of film, this is it. Where do you watch this? Hulu? HBO Max. HBO Max. HBO Max. Okay.
Starting point is 00:37:07 I'll check that out. Check it out. I feel like you have griped about this in the past. Okay. Tell me about it. New season of Yellowstone's out. Give me a ding for that. We all love Yellowstone.
Starting point is 00:37:17 Why do they have to make it so freaking difficult to watch Yellowstone? Why is it difficult? Like, you have to have, not Paramount Plus, it only airs on actual Paramount. So unless you actually have cable, which no one has anymore, to be able to watch it on live TV, it's literally next to impossible to watch.
Starting point is 00:37:38 So like I was thinking like, oh, it's Paramount, so it should be on Paramount Plus. No. And then I was like, all right, well, I have cable, I have Xfinity. But the way I watch my Xfinity is i have the xfinity app the xfinity stream and i log into my cable with my cable info and that's how i watched cable log into xfinity stream to like watch it at seven when it was supposed to air i don't have paramount so i
Starting point is 00:37:59 literally log onto my xfinity account because this is how invested i am and i was gonna add paramount as a channel to my xfinity not available xfin how invested I am and I was going to add Paramount as a channel to my Xfinity. Not available. Xfinity doesn't offer Paramount. And I'm like, what the fuck? So the only way I could figure out
Starting point is 00:38:12 to watch Yellowstone was to go on Amazon, buy the season pass for however much it was, which is fine. It's worth it. I'm happy to pay to watch Yellowstone. But then I have to wait
Starting point is 00:38:20 till the next day to watch it. It's really frustrating. Very. It's like my only thing is like, why do you got to make it so hard? Like, don't you want the numbers of like people watching the episode when it airs? Like why you got to make it so hard for us?
Starting point is 00:38:32 Yeah. You know? Totally. But yeah, it's back, which is great. Cool. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Sarah's kid show. Plato squished is available now. It's on prime. So if you just go to prime Amazon Amazon Prime, and you type it in, it'll pop up. I think there's two episodes out, maybe three, by the time this show comes out. It is the cutest show. If you have kids,
Starting point is 00:38:54 you have got to watch this show. It's so cute and fun and I think it's really well done. So go watch that. And I also believe that by the time this comes out, her new show, Bumper in Berlin, will be out on Peacock. And that's with Adam Devine. And it's so good.
Starting point is 00:39:10 I've seen the whole thing already. And you need to go watch that because Papa needs a new Tesla. You definitely don't need that. No, I don't. No. Hey, iPhone, I need you to do about three things. Okay. I need you to text, make phone calls, and take pictures.
Starting point is 00:39:30 Okay? That's really kind of all I need you to do. And that last one, why the fuck can't you do that at night? Huh? Why is it so hard to figure out how to turn the flash on on a picture on the iPhone? Have you figured it out? I can't say I use it often. Well, when you do need it, it out? I can't say I use it often.
Starting point is 00:39:46 Well, when you do need it, goddamn, you can't do it. You know, it used to be like the little like lightning bolt at the top. Yeah. You press that, boom, it's on. Yeah, one thing. Not anymore. Now you have to swipe up from the bottom
Starting point is 00:39:56 and like turn the thing on. Come on, guys. We got 17 fucking lenses on this bitch. No flash. We can't get the flash to work? Where are we in the... Fuck! It's so frustrating. Also, it's the worst when
Starting point is 00:40:12 you're taking a picture at night and you need the flash and someone's taking the picture for you and you can't figure it out and you're like, fuck, I'm wasting their time, wasting my time. Get it together, Apple. I'm about... I can't believe I'm saying this. I am real close to going to that Google phone. You're absolutely not. I know., I am, I can't believe I'm saying this. No. I am real close. No, you're not. To go into that Google phone. You're absolutely not. I know. Speaking of Apple though. Yeah. You know
Starting point is 00:40:30 that AirPods are frying our brains, right? Really? Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. Look it up. Apparently, the statistic is some insane number of like radio frequency, something that's going into your brain that's just frying it. So now I guess I gotta get rid of my AirPods. I love my AirPods. No, I'm just gonna live with it. You're gonna let yourself get brain cancer in eight years because you refused to not use AirPods? Listen, I might have gotten brain cancer anyways. I mean, that's true.
Starting point is 00:40:56 I mean, look at this room. It's full of electronics. I know. It makes me nervous. But I do think the AirPods, I mean, they are like right in there next to your brain. Yeah. I think like using them for a phone call here and there might be okay, but I put them in for like four hour flights and don't take them out because I like the noise cancellation. I don't think that's good for you.
Starting point is 00:41:11 I think we got to go back to wired headphones. No. I think so. Can the wired ones also be noise canceling? I don't think they do. Speaking of noise canceling, I do like them to like sleep with, you know. Your boy tried something new last night. What is it?
Starting point is 00:41:26 I tried a sleep mask. Oh, yeah? How'd you like it? Okay, first of all, it's hard for me to keep it on my face. Well, do you have a silk sleep mask? Got a silk one. Okay, because that's clutch. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:36 Yeah. And your boy got so much more asleep because the sun didn't make it. Wow. Do you not have blackout curtains? No. Oh, why the fuck not? Because it is taking millennia to get this place decorated.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Fair. Okay. That's a good number one priority. We are paying someone oodles and oodles of money. I'm about to just go to Article and just buy everything. You might as well.
Starting point is 00:41:58 I know. Yeah. Blackout curtains are a must though. I know. And once I have that, I'll be fine. But the sleep mask, man, I slept like a snug as a bug in a rug.
Starting point is 00:42:06 Yeah, yeah. I mean, no one told me about that. It's super clutch when traveling. I know. Like, must have. No, I'm just talking about, like, in my here. I have blackout curtains, so I don't have to wear mine at home, but it is nice. Silk ones are necessary, though.
Starting point is 00:42:19 Yeah, that's what I got. I got the silk one. Oh, I started it. I haven't finished. Okay. Did you watch Don't Worry, Darling? Oh, I started it. I haven't finished. Okay. Did you watch Don't Worry Darling? No, I didn't. But it got a lot of bad reviews, but then I heard it wasn't as bad as everyone said it was.
Starting point is 00:42:31 I literally got halfway through it on the flight today. It's very slow. Yeah. Very slow. And I'm halfway in, and not a whole lot is happening. It's kind of a cool premise, but also I just feel like it's been done. Okay. You know?
Starting point is 00:42:45 Yeah. But I'm going to finish it, I guess, and just see. Little Stepford Wives-esque? Yeah, or like Truman Show vibes, you know? I feel like we've done it. I hear that. Oh, by the way, I have a new podcast out. Oh, I saw that.
Starting point is 00:42:57 Yeah. How's that going? Two Dudes in a Kitchen. Oh, how cute. It's me and Tyler Florence. He's like from the Food Network. He was on Worst Cooks in America. Funny enough, he was not my coach. He was the guy who I went against with
Starting point is 00:43:12 Johnny Bananas. Let's be fair. Like I'm not really a very good cook. I'm a pretty serviceable cook, but he is obviously like James Beard award-winning Michelin star guy. And he's been on Food Network forever. So it's really just like us talking about food and me kind of picking his brain about what he's doing that we could all be doing like a little bit better. So obviously tomorrow's Thanksgiving when this comes out. We did a whole episode about like how to save Thanksgiving and like what his tips are, which is really good. His whole thing is like stopped putting the entire bird in the oven. It's fucking stupid. Really?
Starting point is 00:43:42 He's like, that's the dumbest, dumbest way to cook. That's what my mom does. Everyone does. Puts the whole bird in the oven. It's fucking stupid. Really? He's like, that's the dumbest way to cook. That's what my mom does. Everyone does. Puts the whole bird in there. And he's like, the reason why, to cook something properly, you need to cook the bones, right? And especially with birds, if you see like bloody bones, everyone's like this is undercooked. But to cook
Starting point is 00:43:59 something that's that big and get those bones cooking, then you just absolutely destroy the breast and that's why you put gravy on it's just so fucking dry so he's like you got to take the bones out so he's like his whole thing was like just have the butcher cut the breast out cut the legs off sear them like it what you would a chicken and then put that in the oven he'll like cut down the cook time you know from four hours or whatever ridiculous thing it is.
Starting point is 00:44:27 It's like all day. All day to like. Literally all day. An hour and a half. Yeah. Two dudes in a kitchen. If you're into cooking, you want to hear more of my lovely voice, go listen to that. Well, speaking of Thanksgiving.
Starting point is 00:44:39 Yeah. What's your favorite dish on Thanksgiving? My Tia's broccoli casserole. Oh. And I now makele. Oh. And I now make it for our family. And so every year we do like the go around the room and say what you're thankful for.
Starting point is 00:44:51 And then we say what your favorite dish was. And I tell you what, this wins almost every single time. Wow, okay. And I talk about it on that other podcast, but I'll tell you what it is. You get broccoli florets, florets. You put that into a like Pyrex, you know, cooking dish, casserole dish. You get a big block of Velveeta cheese.
Starting point is 00:45:07 You cut those into some squares. Put all the Velveeta cheese on top of the broccoli florets. Okay. By the way, you've also steamed the broccoli so it's cooked. Okay. Then you get a stick of butter and you get like two sleeves of Ritz crackers. Oh. You melt the butter, sleeves of Ritz crackers.
Starting point is 00:45:28 You melt the butter, put the Ritz crackers in a bag. You like bang it up so it turns into crumbles. And you put the butter in there. Mix all that up to make like a butter Ritz cracker thing. Put that on top. Throw that in the oven. 30 minutes, 350. Best fucking thing you've ever had in your entire life.
Starting point is 00:45:44 I'm sure it's terrible for you. Yeah, it's not good at all. Horrible. But it is so good. That sounds great. What's yours? Mashed potatoes. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:45:52 I'll be, yeah. You a gravy gal? I do, yeah. I can do a little gravy. But I just, we stick a whole stick of butter in there, you know? Yeah, you got to. It's just so good. It's just so good. Do you make the mashed potatoes?
Starting point is 00:46:02 Yeah. That's my one job on Thanksgiving is to peel the potatoes. So you peel the potatoes. Do you use like a ricer? What's that? It's like a thing that like you put the potato and you squeeze it down and it comes out like. No, we use like the masher thing. The big metal, it's like flat on the bottom.
Starting point is 00:46:17 Yeah. Use that and then yeah, whole stick of butter and just like mash it. I think we also whip it with the cake mixer type thing because I like them to be super whipped, super fluffy. I don't like chunky mashed potatoes. I don't want chunks of potatoes in there. You know what my go-to with mashed
Starting point is 00:46:38 potatoes always is? Cook up some bacon. Oh no, I don't eat pigs. Oh you don't? Okay, for those of you out there that do, cook up some bacon, pour, no, I don't eat pigs. Oh, you don't? Okay, for those of you out there that do, cook up some bacon, pour that bacon grease in that, and it gives it like a little salty, savory. Nasty. Very good. I will not be doing that.
Starting point is 00:46:54 Well, I'm just saying for people that want to. Well, I won't be doing any of that. Okay, good to know. What are you thankful for this year? Oh, a lot of things. Yeah? Yeah. Thankful for my fam obviously yeah thankful for astra girl and star girl um happy and little and all my farm animals i love them all so much um i'm thankful for you wells i'm thankful for this podcast i love the y of tears uh this truly
Starting point is 00:47:22 i say it all the time it's like the highlight of my week, getting to hang with you guys. Just thankful for all the things, you know? I'm hashtag blessed. You know, like I can complain, we all complain, but like life is pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Even the customs agents at Mexico City.
Starting point is 00:47:38 I mean, it wasn't great. Yeah. It wasn't great. Well. Also, I have the funniest picture of Miley standing next to a sign that says no photos in the customs thing
Starting point is 00:47:47 better believe every customs officer asked for a photo with Miley before we left and we're like but the sign I'd have been like you can take as many pictures as you want with me but you get me on this fucking flight oh yeah she's too nice well that's when you need the asshole manager to get in there
Starting point is 00:48:04 my mom wants to be and we we don't let her we're like you can't go to mexican jail just to stand up for us they wouldn't have done that we can't let that happen yeah she's too pretty for mexican jail way too pretty yeah speaking of jail do you see the chrisleys are going to jail we've been knowing that oh yeah tax evasion right lots of years yeah we've been knowing this. Woo! Oh, yeah. Man, oh, man. Pay your taxes, kids. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:48:28 Mm-hmm. You want to listen to some calls? Sure. All right. Hi, Adam Wells and Cyrus Brandy. My name's Katie calling from Canada. I am a huge fan. I've been listening to you guys since you had Evan Bass on, like, years ago.
Starting point is 00:48:41 I really think that you guys should do a segment where you ask for Collins specifically for relationship advice. I'm not going to go into my shit show, but you know, I think a lot of your longtime listeners would appreciate some of your input on the crazy dating world that is everywhere in North America. Anyways, huge fan.
Starting point is 00:49:02 If this does end up on the show, that'd be awesome. Love you guys. Bye. I wanted to hear about her relationship. I did too. And also, what is this, a Nick Viall podcast? I know.
Starting point is 00:49:11 Come on. I mean, that's kind of what I do, I guess, in paradise. Yeah. But yeah, if you guys want to call, we can do that. Yeah. I don't know if people want that advice because one, you have me who doesn't take anything seriously. Right.
Starting point is 00:49:24 I'm pretty good at it though. And then it's you who thinks that men have ruined the earth. Oh, they have. Yeah. Have you thought about dating a woman? You know, I just I like dicks. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:49:40 They have great prosthetics these days. I'm telling you what, I think the answer is that you gotta get with a girl. I don't think so. Maybe just try it out. I don't, no, no. I think I like dick, sorry. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:51 Sorry, I wasn't really- Trust me, I wish. Yeah. I say all the time, I wish I liked girls because girls are so much better, but I don't. I know, but you hate men so much. I know, but sex is fun. I know.
Starting point is 00:50:03 But I need the dick, you know? By the way, speaking of dating like the requirements these days are like we can't fucking tell you go get an scd check and like show me that you're clean yeah well that's fair that's been pretty much i feel like the thing for a while i mean i've never i don't think i've ever had to ask him to do that i feel like i've been very trusting of people but now not so much well you just say you have to wear a condom until you... That doesn't protect you fully. Well, it does a pretty good job. No, it's not foolproof.
Starting point is 00:50:29 I mean, nothing's foolproof. Ladies, do not listen. Condoms do not protect you from STDs, no matter what men tell you. Okay. They do not. I mean, they protect you from a lot, though. But not all. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:41 There's a risk. Let's... Onward and upward. Hey, Wells and Brandy, just listened to you re-record that message. So that's hilarious to listen to. I've been meaning to call in and let you know this recommendation. Love you both. One of my favorite things is I have adopted a puppy, a rescue.
Starting point is 00:51:00 She's not really a puppy. She was forced to breed Australian Shepherd puppies. And she's super sweet. She's not even two, and she's had two litters, so I thought you guys might enjoy that. Other thing is, if you haven't watched on Apple TV, Flow Horses, it's an amazing thriller, mystery, British show. It has comedy, but it is amazing. I had never seen it before and completely binged it and loved it. Can't wait for season two to come out in December. I hope you guys are doing amazing and have a wonderful week. Thanks for the show and everything you bring. Well, she just had a lovely positive vibe about her. She did. And this show has got Gary Oldman in it.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Is it called Four Horses? Slow Horses. Oh, Slow Horses. I think I've scrolled past this. Yeah, I'm surprised you don't watch it. It's got the word horse. I know. I think I've seen it.
Starting point is 00:51:53 Like, you know, not watched it. Follows a team of British intelligence agents who serve as a dumping ground department of the M15 due to their career-ending mistakes. Slow horses. With Academy Award winner Gary Oldman. Watch on Apple TV. That looks pretty good. Oh, and it's also got Kristen Scott Thomas.
Starting point is 00:52:15 She was in Mission Impossible. She was also in The Horse Whisperer. Oh, she's like you. Big horse girl. Let's see some more of these okay first things first that voicemail scared the shit out of me because i was just listening to a true crime podcast whoa okay anyways so i wanted to give a couple of my favorite things i just finished a book called rock paper scissors a really good kind of keeps you on the edge of your seat.
Starting point is 00:52:51 A couple twists in there that I definitely didn't see coming. And also there's a show that I feel like not a lot of people know about, but if you liked cops growing up, you need to watch On Patrol Live. It used to be called Live PD, but I actually live in Berkeley County, South Carolina, which is like right outside of Charleston. And we're one of the counties that they follow it's hysterical it's thrilling it's just the best ding ding if i had a bell i would ring it a hundred times but um yeah that's it those are the two that uh i can think of right now i'm sure i have a ton of others but also maybe let's tone it down and not on the voicemail because i literally let my shit pop in okay bye Okay I gotta hear where this voicemail sounds like Is it just really loud? Can we call ourselves?
Starting point is 00:53:29 Let's call it and just see Bro in the nose You're calling into your favorite thing hotline with Well damn Brandy Tell me that you're live So leave a message of your favorite things Or your least favorite things We don't really care
Starting point is 00:53:43 Also we love you Okay Bye Bye Beep Okay Leave a message of your favorite things or your least favorite things. We don't really care. Also, we love you. Okay. Bye. Bye. Beep. Okay. We did record a different one, didn't we? That's it.
Starting point is 00:53:54 That's, that's, oh, that is it. But there was like a weird static thing in the beginning. Yeah, why does it sound like shit? It's really loud. Yeah. We gotta fix that. Yeah. All right. Podcast Nation. Let's re-upload that baby but maybe at like 10 decibels less yeah i agree it's way too loud
Starting point is 00:54:13 way too loud sorry about that we didn't know we didn't why would we call in to ourselves that's crazy we don't know that all right here's the last one well then brandy jill from jersey here a huge fan of you guys been listening to been listening to the pod since the beginning. I just wanted to call out one of my favorite things, which I'm shocked that nobody has picked out yet. But that is the disparity between the two of you when it comes to who starts the show. I would say good 80% of the time, Brandy will say, pretty sure it's you, Welles. And it's definitely not. But anyway, I love you guys anyway sure it's you, well, and it's definitely not. But anyway,
Starting point is 00:54:45 I love you guys. Anyway, I love you both so much. You are my lifeline to what show to watch. But I did have a question. I was just wondering, I don't know, I mean, I know I've heard you guys kind of mention it, but just wondering what you would say your current favorite show to date at this moment on air would be, and then maybe like one that like of all time, you know, like maybe even if it's off the airs, i.e. like Game of Thrones. Thanks so much, guys. Love you.
Starting point is 00:55:12 And thanks for the great show. Great question. So wait. Jill from Jersey. She said, what are your... What's your favorite show on TV right now? Right now. And then what's your favorite show ever?
Starting point is 00:55:22 Ever? That's tough. And then also the disparity between I start the show more than you do. Do you know that? I mean, I feel like I usually say, I think it's you. Well, here's the thing. I know better than you do because I edit the show. Oh, and did.
Starting point is 00:55:36 And I listen to it. So I don't know if that's true, but maybe it is. I mean, Jill from Jersey knows. Jill from Jersey. All right. Favorite show you're watching right now? Right now? Peripheral, probably. I think so. Yeah. Yeah. Which is Jersey. All right. Favorite show you're watching right now? Right now? Peripheral, probably.
Starting point is 00:55:47 I think so. Yeah. Yeah, which is saying a lot because Yellow Sun's back on. But I think so. Yeah. I actually kind of agree with that. It's the one that I'm like, ooh, Peripheral's on. Let's watch that.
Starting point is 00:55:55 Yeah. I also have a challenge. Oh, Best in Doe is pretty great. Oh, yeah? Yeah, you should go watch that one. Decent show. I do think we did a good job with Paradise this year, too. I'll give myself a pat on the back on that one as well. For sure.
Starting point is 00:56:07 Favorite show of all time? They're so different, but I would say it's a tie. I'm trying to think of shows that I wish could still be on, right? Like that I wish were still going because I just loved them so much. Game of Thrones, for sure. I knew you were going to say that. Friday Night Lights. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:56:23 So fucking good. Yeah. This is going to be like a HBO love fest. I love the show Succession. I knew you were going to say that. Friday Night Lights. Oh wow. So fucking good. This is going to be like a HBO love fest. I love the show Succession. I love the show Barry. I do love Game of Thrones and like House of the Dragon. That's been pretty great. Seinfeld,
Starting point is 00:56:36 Magnum P.I. and The Secret Life of Alex Mack. Fascinating. Do you remember that show? Oh yeah. Such a good show. Great show. Such a crush on her. Oh boy. I definitely rode into the show to see if I could get on it. fascinating do you remember that show yeah such a good show great show such a crushing her oh boy yeah i i definitely wrote into the show see if i could get on it oh yeah they didn't respond surprising but anyway i digress um i think that's everything you got anything else you got tunes no or tuned out tuned out your sister's got a new song with PJ Harvey.
Starting point is 00:57:05 Is that right? Oh, they've been putting out a lot of music together. It's a Christmas song that's like fucking depressing, bro. Well, are we surprised? It's so... I listened to it. Am I running out? Noah, depressing?
Starting point is 00:57:15 What? I think it was with her. Yeah, it was. I know what you're talking about. Yeah. It's like snowing in LA or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:22 It's a good song, though. Great song. Tragic news came out this week. What's that? Ellen Pompeo is leaving Grace. The show needs to end eventually. No, it doesn't. It absolutely does.
Starting point is 00:57:32 I'm devastated. I can't watch it without her, obviously. Why not? Well, because if she goes, Hottie Dr. Marsh goes. And that's all that's keeping me hanging right now. Maybe it's just time for the show to end though. I guess. No?
Starting point is 00:57:44 I don't know. I love it. Love it so much. Yeah. It is called Snow in. I guess. No? I don't know. I love it. Love it so much. Yeah. It is called Snow in L.A. Yeah. Should we just go out on that? Sure.
Starting point is 00:57:50 Okay. Love to. All right. Well, it was good hanging out with you in person. Great to hang in person. It's what you look like in real life. Our quarterly hang. It's great.
Starting point is 00:57:59 Yeah. I think that's the amount of time we need to be with one another. It's very true. I'm great with it. I love a long-distance relationship. You know very true. I'm great with it. I love a long distance relationship. We know you do. How long are you here for? I leave Sunday.
Starting point is 00:58:13 I'm here for Thanksgiving. Miley's birthday is Wednesday. So I guess today, now that this podcast is out on Wednesdays. Happy birthday to Miley. She's 30. Holy shit. I'm old. That's all I know. I'm older than you. Yes, you are. Well, happy birthday to Miley. She's 30. Holy shit. I'm old. That's all I know.
Starting point is 00:58:26 I'm older than you. Yes, you are. Well, happy birthday to her then. And maybe we can do one more episode together before we leave. I would love that. Love nothing more. YFTers, we love you. If you want to call us up and listen to that very loud voicemail, you can.
Starting point is 00:58:40 858-630-1856. What are your favorite things? And then also, I guess you can ask us questions. Yeah. I guess it could be relationship questions or it could be just like philosophical questions. Or you can just tell us about your like insane dating stories because I live for those. Yeah. You can just tell us cool stories.
Starting point is 00:59:01 Yeah. And then we can like laugh at them. I'm so in for that. I'm in for that, too. You got a crazy story you want to hear? Your favorite thing. Sure do. You have a least favorite story?
Starting point is 00:59:10 I want to hear that, too. We love those. All right. Okay, we did? Yeah. Okay. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving.
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Starting point is 00:59:44 Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.. We got snow in the.... We got snow in the.... We got snow in the.... We got snow in the.... We got snow in the... All just weren't worth dying for. Well, at least we got snow in L.A. So depressing. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.

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