Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Bottle Service, Sex Tapes, and Mormons

Episode Date: May 31, 2023

There is a lot of discussion around parties this week, including bottle service scams and birthday guilt trips. Your hosts share their Memorial Day plans (hope you had a great one), the importance of a hangover breakfast burrito (hope you agree), and discuss Kim and Pamela’s sex tapes (naturally). They once again bring up the idea of taking this show on the road, but the conversation goes nowhere, so they then share their love for biodegradable bags. They finally dive into some voicemails, and some F*ck-You-Very-Muches that have Wells defending his Mormon bits. Look, we know #NotAllMormons have lost it, but it’s just like ... always a Mormon, you know?  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Zocdoc — Go to Zocdoc.com/YFT and download the Zocdoc app for FREE  Liquid I.V. — Grab your Liquid I.V. in bulk nationwide at Costco or you can get 20% off when you go to liquidiv.com and use code YFT at checkout  BetterHelp — Visit BetterHelp.com/favoritething today to get 10% off your first month.  OSEA — Get 10% off your first order sitewide with code YFT at OSEAMalibu.com. But that's not all – get an extra 10% off, plus free shipping when you have your favorite products delivered on repeat with their subscribe and save program. 

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I'm leaving in less than a week. So yeah, should we call the Brandi? Let's call the Brandi. Let's color up. Coloring up now. We're calling her. Okay. What's up?'s memorial day it is memorial day i mean it's not memorial day for people listening right now oh true true true but yes you're right it is memorial day we are recording on memorial day we're working on a holiday yeah i'm i'm really i got both

podcasts today i'm just cranking them out. Oh, wow. Look at you. Yeah. How's Stone doing? Oh, you know, it is what it is. Yeah. Tish is just, you know, high as a fucking kite all over the place. There's no structure. I'm not really sure we talk about anything really, to be honest with you.

Well, that's good. But, you know, I think some people like it. So we'll keep doing it for a minute. We got to get you on there. Okay, I'll do it. I'll keep doing it for a minute. We got to get you on there. Okay, I'll do it. I've been on before. I know. We got to get you back. How's your weekend?

It was good. I went to Tampa on Friday night, which Friday was my birthday. But I really didn't do anything super special. I just went to the barn and spent some time with my horses, got to ride, and then took like a late flight into Tampa Friday night. And then Saturday I DJed at a day club there called Water. And my brother Trace came with me. I've been getting him to come out to some of my shows lately, which is such a shocker because he doesn't like to leave the house. But he flew down to Tampa with me for my birthday and came to the show and had a great time. He has

a lot of friends that live in Florida. So he had friends come up from Orlando and we had a very fun time. Yeah. How was your birthday? I mean, it was fine, you know? Yeah, I know. It's fine. I feel like it's no fun anymore. No, it's not. And some years I am in the mood for a party and I'm in the mood to like celebrate, I guess. And sometimes I'm just not. But I think I'm at a point where I think everybody else wants to make a bigger deal out of my birthday than I do. To the point where sometimes it starts to feel like a chore. Yeah. You know, almost like how I imagine a wedding is.

It's like you're kind of doing it for everybody else and you feel like you just want to make sure everybody else has a good time. But like, what the fuck? It's your wedding. It's my birthday. Like I should be doing what I want, but somehow I'm doing what everybody else wants. That's kind of how it is for me. Yeah. Is this party for me or is it for you guys wanting to throw a party for me? Yeah, because everyone loves an excuse for a party. And I'm guilty of that. Like when my friends have stuff going on or birthdays, like I, you know, I love to throw a little party for them. I love a production. But when it comes to my birthday,

like I feel like people are like, well, what are you doing today? And I'm like, well, I'm going to go ride my horse and I'm going to hang out with Astra. And they're like, oh, like they feel bad for me. And I'm like, no, this is exactly what I want to be doing on my birthday. Yeah.

That's so mean. But don't make it like that. What I want to do sounds terrible. Yeah. Yeah. They're like's so mean. Be like, don't, don't make it like that. What I want to do sounds terrible. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, they make it sound like, Oh,

that's so sad. I'm like, is it? Cause like they're better company than you guys. Yeah. Like what wasted? Like, fuck you,

mom. Whoever said it. I don't know. Why? I told you this last week. I, cause I was in LA. I,

you know, I did the little birthday lunch early out in LA. I did the family thing obligated to do that. And that was lovely. That was like the perfect thing. It wasn't a party. It was chill. It was just me and my mom and sister. That's the kind of celebration that I like. Yeah. Those are the best. Very low key. No one sang me happy birthday except for the bottle service girls in Tampa, which was fine. But other than that, no one sang me happy birthday, which is great. I'd say that's a win, you know, because there's nothing more embarrassing than a group of people singing happy birthday to you in a public setting. Did the bottle service people come with like sparklers coming out of the champagne?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I hate that shit. I don't know. You know, it's kind of fun. Bottle service is the biggest scam to ever happen to clubs. Without a question. But that's how they make their money.

You're telling me that to pay three times as much as this bottle normally is, and then I have to make my own fucking drinks? No, no, no. Excuse me, no. I'm here, so you do that for me. What is this? Well, they do some. They'll be like, what do you want?

But all they're doing is shit that I do on my own at a house party. No, they'll leave you with, like, a bottle of vodka, some cranberry juice, some soda water, and all of a sudden I'm the fucking mixologist for everybody in our little group. Amazing. Well, they make me drinks. I don't know. Maybe they just don't like you. Speaking of making drinks, we had a party this weekend.

I saw you were, you know, dismembering and eating innocent crawfish. We were some mud bugs and it was amazing. It was, I love a crawfish boil, but you know, we also did, we also put in a bunch of shrimp. And so like people who are, cause a lot of people are scared to eat crawfish, which I totally understand. They're little cockroaches. So then we just threw in a bunch of shrimp, which is funny because shrimp is just basically crawfish, which I totally understand. They look like little cockroaches. So then we just threw in a bunch of shrimp, which is funny because shrimp is just basically crawfish, but they're from the ocean. I don't like either one, so.

You don't like shrimp? I love shrimp. I absolutely love it. The texture's weird. The texture's weird. They're like kind of rubbery and they have this little tail. I just, uh-uh, can't do it. We had such a good time.

We got like 30 pounds of crawfish sent over from Louisiana overnighted. And then we had about 20 pounds. How much does that cost? I don't even know because my brother bought it. I bought everything else from Costco. So he took care of the crawfish. But I got to say probably 200 bucks. That's not bad.

I was expecting more. And we had about 40 people over. We were throwing some bags, playing some cornhole. Looked like a rager. It was a lot of fun. It got a little wild. Not gonna lie.

Oh yeah? You hung over? No, so this was, I was hung over all day yesterday. Yesterday was a three Postmates day. No. That's when you know you're hung over. Three? Three. I woke up at like seven. Wow. That's when you know you're hungover. Three?

Three. So I woke up at like seven. Wow. I went and I was like, I need a breakfast burrito. That's a stat or I'm going to die. So I ordered that.

Where do you get your breakfast burritos from? Usually the place that's like the closest, you know, sometimes on Postmates it'll be like, this is day 20 to 30

and I'm like, boom, that's the one I need right now. So you don't have like a go-to place? No. I mean, how can you really fuck up a breakfast burrito really? And then Sarah came down. If I'm like, boom, that's the one I need right now. So you don't have like a go-to place? No. I mean, how can you really fuck up a breakfast burrito really?

And then Sarah came down. If I'm being honest, we probably did more than three, but like personally, I did three. Got the breakfast burrito. And then like maybe two and a half hours later, Sarah came down. She ordered some Western bagels, which I tried some of hers, but I didn't have a bagel. Then around 2.30, we ordered some smash burgers, which were delicious. So yeah, that actually was, it was just three. Is that right? There might've been a sandwich order too. Anyways, that's how you know, like the level of fucked up that you are is how many times you order Postmates that day. It's very true. But I feel great today. I have a hard time sleeping,

which is such a weird thing. It's me waking up at 3.30 and then I just can't go back to bed. And so I've been trying Unisom. Unisom is working pretty good. But then I was watching- Okay, but you shouldn't be taking that shit every day. So that's the thing. But then I was watching Charlize Theron. Theron.

And she was talking about how she has sleep issues. It was like on some night show or something. And her mom does as well. And her mom goes and gets this weed. And this like CBD weed makes her like sleep amazing. They take it every night. So I'm going to, I think I'm going to go over to the weed store one of these days and see if I can get some, some sleeping pills. So yeah, you don't think, you don't think you saw him every night's good. I mean, I just don't think taking anything

every day is really great. Cause then you get not addicted to it, but dependent on it. And personally, I don't love the idea of being dependent on something to be able to do something like sleep. I use Unisom when I'm traveling. Like when I was in Europe, I used it to kind of help myself get on track. It was like bedtime, like 1 a.m., and I couldn't go to sleep. I would take one. I do think they're clutch for times like that. I will say when I was in Europe, I ran out of Unisom.

And a friend of mine had these sleep gummies okay and usually i don't believe in the melatonin shit like i've taken some of it and it's never really done anything for me but i don't know what's in these but they knocked us out like we all were like wait is this the best sleep ever so maybe you should try them what are they called i think i honestly think they're a kardashian thing oh god yeah they're called let me sleep sleep tight gummies you can get them on amazon five milligrams of melatonin yeah but i got melatonin already melatonin i'm just telling you i've tried different ones and these knocked me out like i don't know it does say to take two and we took

three i don't know if that had anything to do with it. Yeah, well, that's 15 milligrams. Well, you know, it worked. All I know is, guys, I think it's worth a shot if you want to try something that's not like a prescription, but like a pharmaceutical drug. Well, I'm going to try the weed thing and then get back to you, I think. That's how my mom started smoking weed,

was to help her sleep. Yeah, and now look at her. Look, I was going to say, it's a slippery slope. I her. Look, I was going to say it's a slippery slope. I know. Yeah, it's a thing. It's a gateway drug. It's Memorial Day. Do you have plans for Memorial Day?

I do. I'm going to a little pool barbecue after this. I saw that a poll found that most of us, 75% of Americans, celebrate Memorial Day by going to a barbecue. It is a popular activity. Yeah. What's your favorite barbecue? I gotta say, though, barbecue item. I don't eat pork.

I don't eat a lot of red meat. Okay, so chicken wings. So I usually go for turkey because I'm basic. Oh, you like a turkey burger. I mean, yeah, that or, oh, I guess we're not talking about actual barbecue. I was thinking of what do you order at Terry Black's, you know? No, I'm talking about the barbecue that you're going to go to today. Right,

right, right. You know, if it's a bougie enough barbecue and they're grilling salmon, I would say that's my favorite. Oh, wow. Okay.

I like salmon. Otherwise like, yeah, like I like a turkey burger. I will eat an all beef hot dog if those are on the table. You will, but not pork. No.

Okay. Really? No. You were just talking about pork? No. Okay. We'll let you know. You were just talking about the Kardashians. Speaking of the Kardashians, did you see what Kim said the other day on the show? I don't watch the show, so no. Okay. So she said-

You watch the Kardashians? No, I don't, but I saw this on the internet. She says she was unloading on Kanye West, I guess on the first episode of the new Kardashians, and she said, quote, all of his shenanigans is going to be far more damaging to the kids one day than my tape ever will

be. Which maybe, but also both of those things are not going to be great for those kids. You know? They're not mutually exclusive. Kanye supports Nazis. You did sex tape. Okay. Still both kind of weird. Okay? What's crazy about the sex tape thing is that like that made her

famous yeah and i'm sure the nazi thing is making kanye famous in special places in the world pamela anderson did not make a sex tape a sex tape well she made she did make a sex tape it was just released tommy made it she did, but that was not her intention. So, the unintentional sex tape. Her kids are pretty cool, actually. I've met both the boys, and they're actually pretty normal. So, they turned out okay. So, maybe the sex tape is okay. Yeah, but Pam Anderson was also, like, in Playboy.

She was already naked places. You know? What was more eye-opening about that whole sex tape with Pam Anderson is just how much of a hog Tommy Lee had. It's a fucking tripod over there. Big, big boy. Not sure that's a good visual, but yeah. I mean, have you seen it?

I don't know. Would you want someone to call your dick a tripod? I would love it. That would be not have a big dick. A tripod's like, no, a tripod's just long and skinny. Well, okay. I feel like you could have come up with something better. Well, if it's the same size as two of your

legs, that's a good size. It's like a kickstand. Lean over. Fucking hold you up. Yeah, okay. You watch the show? We should probably start the show. Is it me or you? I think it's you. Bros and hoes, you're listening to a very Memorial Day episode of Your Favorite Thing Podcast

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Code YOURFAVORITETHING. Do it. We need to start with the succession final. Finale. Series. Finale. Succession. Did you watch it?

Can't say I watched it. No. Do you? I mean, I have to talk about it. But go for it. Okay. Yeah. I mean, at this point, like, I don't even know if I'm going to watch it.

Oh, my God. Guys, it did not go the way that I thought it was going to go. I mean, it was a crazy ending. Okay. If you haven't watched it, maybe fast forward two minutes starting now. Okay. It was going the way that we thought it was going to go, that Ken was going to get the company, right?

They go to visit their mom in Bimini. They all decide. They anoint the king. It's all over. They realize that Shiv's going to get fucked in the whole deal, go to see, visit their mom in Bimini. They all decide, they anoint the king. It's all over. They realize that Shiv's gonna get fucked in the whole deal. And then once Shiv finds out that it's gonna be Tom and not her,

she turns so annoyed because I was like, Shiv, what are you fucking doing? This makes no fucking sense. Don't you want this to stay in your family? Shouldn't your brother be the one who takes over? Then it's you three running this whole thing. And I was like, this is why you could never be the CEO because you're weak and you can't make decisions that are good for the family and for the company. And I was so annoyed with what she was doing. And it just seemed spiteful. And then when I realized what she was doing, Shiv was saying, if I can't be the king,

then at least I get to be the queen and have Tom take over. And then I'm the fucking queen of the company. And the kid that I'm about to have will be the rightful successor to the company. And then I was like, okay, that's pretty fucking good. But it is weird that a Roy isn't in charge of the company. A Wamsgam is, which whatever. And also like, I'm not sure if Tom is so competent to be doing this, but who's to say that any of those kids are really competent to run this whole thing? I was so annoyed with Shiv, and then the more I thought about it, the more I sat with it, the more I realized it was a pretty good move on Shiv's behalf. But I do think that Ken might commit suicide now. That's how I thought the whole thing was going to end. I thought he was going to walk out to the river like he did and fucking blow his brains out because this whole

thing has been leading up to him taking over, and then he didn't get it. It was a good move. It was a good move. Now that I think about it, I was annoyed by it. I wanted Ken to get it, but Shiv made the best move and that was to make her husband the CEO, but they did sell the company to Gojo. That show is fantastic. I wish it wasn't over, but it is. And, yeah, I'm just sad it's over now, Bran. Yeah, but, like, where could they have really gone from here if it kept going? For sure. It can't keep going. You know? Yeah. And like we were saying a couple episodes

ago, like, if you keep doing these shows, you have to continually make the characters dumber and dumber and dumber, continue a storyline and plot. Yeah. But did not see Tom Wamsgam take it over. I didn't either. Good stuff. But I not see Tom Wamsgam taking over. I didn't either. Good stuff.

But I love that show. And it wasn't the only series finale I watched last night. What other one? I also watched The End of Barry. Ah. It's so good. Bill Hader made an amazing television show. I love the way it, that one ended too.

They did a good job. I didn't see it coming. I would say that like, if you did watch Barry at the end of it, like they do this like recreation, almost like a Hallmark version of the story because it gets made into a movie. Because Gene Cousineau kills Barry, it pins everything on Gene instead of keeping him alive so Barry can face the music for what he's done and atone. And that's annoying because you want him to have to go to jail for all the sins that he's created and not really have effectively an innocent man and Gene Kusno go to jail for it. But Gene gets his revenge, but has to pay for it. But Gene gets his revenge, but has to pay for it. I didn't love the recreation of the story because it definitely, it makes Barry become a hero, which he isn't.

It's also like done kind of shitty, but I think that was the point. The ending's great. I loved how no Hank went out, like in a blaze of glory. The Raven gets to walk away, which is pretty amazing. The whole show is just so good. I love Barry. Well done.

You should watch that show. Okay. How many seasons are there? I think three. Okay, that's not that many. No. It's good. You got anything? Well, I've been dying to talk about Silo because I binged it on the flight home and I absolutely love it. Are you caught up? Yeah, pretty much. I think so, yeah. Okay, I know you said it was kind of like losing you at episode like three. Yeah, it was.

Then it kind of caught me back up. I got excited. Yeah. I feel like I was pretty like engaged with it until this last episode started to like lose me a little bit. We've come so far from, I guess, episode one and like the storyline of going outside. Yeah, but I yeah, like after he goes outside and like Rashida Jones is outside obviously like I don't know like the whole storyline just kind of changed. Yeah, right. And they brought in all these new characters. So like that was kind of like I think hard to like keep up with at first but I would love to know like what you think so I guess like spoiler alert if you haven't started silo maybe maybe fast forward 60 seconds, because I just want to talk about like some possible theories here. Obviously,

outside is not what they're telling them that it is. Yeah. So do you think outside is just totally normal? Yes, you do. Do so when you go outside to clean, and it looks like you pass out after a few minutes? Do you think that that's fabricated? My first thought was the oxygen that they have in their suits is poisoned and that's how they're killing people when they walk out. But then he takes his helmet off and still passes out. Yeah. I think that they're manipulating the video to make it look like people are dying when they go out there, but really they're not. What I kind of envision is that like when it looks like they fall over, they are, they actually just keep walking.

And like that somehow they've manipulated this video to make it look like they are still lying there for, you know, dead for whatever, however long. Yeah. Which is interesting. And then like I'm so frustrated because when they shut the power off for the few hours and everyone's sitting in the cafeteria and for like a split second, the screen turns the right color and everything's green. And a few people see it. Oh, really? I'm like, what the fuck? Why is it?

Yes. I'm like, why is no one asking fucking questions? Like this one, they specifically focus on this one girl who sees the screen change color and everything's green and looks like real outside and then it goes dark

and she sees it and like nothing came from that. I'm like, what the fuck? Oh, I didn't notice that. If people saw that, surely people will ask questions. I went back and watched it twice because I was like, did I just see that? And I did. And so I'm like, well, when is that?

I need that to come full circle. I need that to mean something. And so far, nothing's come of that. And I'm very frustrated. So yeah, that I have questions about. And then I'm obviously very invested in Juliet. Like I love Juliet. I think she's so badass.

Like what a cool actress, cool character. But I don't know. I need them to start connecting some dots, I think, to keep like the audience engaged. That's my only complaint. But I think it's very cool. And I did see, as I was watching last night, I watched the newest episode.

It is adapted from a book series, which is interesting. Oh, yeah. I think that Juliet needs to find that hard drive and then a lot more answers will be revealed to her. I thought it was interesting in the last episode. They talked about some of the main rules of like the initial charter or whatever. And one was like, you can't have anything that magnifies things, which that's interesting. And then the other thing is you can't mechanize being able to go up and down the silo,

no making elevators and stuff. And so those two things, that is obviously very important to like, if you have those two things, then it might make it easier for people to come and go and realize the bullshit of it all. Or maybe, you know, if you have magnifying glass or I don't know, look at the video differently with like magnify, you have magnifying glass or i don't know look at look at

the video differently with like magnify you could see it's bullshit or something i don't know something has to do with that it's kind of like lost in the sense of like you want them to go outside see what's going on similar like when lost like went back to civilization you kind of wanted them to go back but then then, then you're like, oh, but I miss like all of the stuff that was happening back on the island. And I feel like that's going to be the same thing for like when we leave the silo officially.

So I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. But anyways, great show. Great show though. Great show.

Go check it out. You know, the podcast smart lists. No. Okay. So there's a podcast out there. It's Jason Bateman, Will Arnett and Sean Hayes. And so there's a podcast out there. It's Jason Bateman, Will Arnett, and Sean Hayes.

And so they do a podcast, which I don't really listen to, but everyone's told me how good it is. And kind of the premise of the podcast is one person brings on a guest and the other two don't know who it's going to be. So then they all talk and everything. It's very funny. So they've done like a tour, right? They went on the road.

And on HBO Max, there is Smartless on the road. And it's those three going on the road and doing this podcast. And it's a documentary that is so fucking funny. Jason Bateman and Will Arnett obviously have been really good friends for a very long time going all the way back to Arrested Development days. And like their rapport back and forth is like two bickering brothers going at one another. And then Sean Hayes is like their laugh track. And it's a sweet guy who's just always laughing at all the bullshit they do. Jason Bateman is so incredibly neurotic when it comes to food. It's so funny. Will Arnett, constant comedy reel. He's just so funny always with like everything he does.

And then the guests they have on are so good. I mean, they have like, you know, Will Ferrell and David Letterman and Kevin Hart and all this stuff. They have AOC. Like they have all these really interesting, cool guests. But the show isn't really about them doing the podcast on stage with these famous people. Yes, there is some of that footage, but mainly what it is, is the three of them traveling around together and annoying the fuck out of one another. And it is so funny. So funny. Go watch SmartList on HBO Max. Oh, sorry, just Max. Max.

Max. Why do they have to keep freaking changing the name of that, by the way? I don't know. But I did see a tweet that someone said, HBO Max went from HBO Max to Max. Peacock, your move. Instead of being peacock, just peacock. Oh, I have to describe a joke. Hilarious. Pretty funny. Good stuff.

Which made me think, like, wow, we should figure out a time to take this on the road. But, yeah, I don't know. I've been saying that. Alright, set it up. Oh, it's on me? Yeah, it's on... You're the one who goes on tour on... I don't know how to do this stuff. You're on tour.

Oh, Lord. I'll see what I can do. I did start another new show last night. What is it? I think it's an Apple plus show. It's called platonic. Have you seen anything about that? It's Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne. It's a show. I thought it was a movie. It's a show. It looks a lot like member. I think it was called neighbors or bad neighbors or something where they were both in that movie yeah so I just figured it was like that again it's definitely similar because I mean Rose has played other roles for sure like in X-Men she definitely had a different role but like when it comes to comedy she's kind of like a one-trick pony you know and Seth Rogen's definitely I would say a one-trick pony with comedy um so it is you know very typical like if you've seen them in

other comedies then yeah it's not a whole lot different but it's it's very cute I watched I'm caught up I think episodes are probably coming out weekly and so I've watched like two or three and it's very cute I love the concept of it right so Rose I don't know exactly which age what age she plays I would guess like late 30s 40ish and she's like married to this like gorgeous guy has like the perfect perfect quote-unquote marriage has three kids um and then Seth's character uh is like recently divorced and his ex-wife was like extremely hot they all live in LA so she's just you know she's probably like an Instagram model or something crazy and he's still even though he's the eight you know

the same age like he's still like dresses very cool he runs a brewery downtown and so he's still, even though he's the same age, he still dresses very cool. He runs a brewery downtown. And so he's just still living. He's this hip guy in his late 20s, early 30s. And she's just fully embraced this whole mom mode thing. But I think she's starting to second guess it a little bit. And I guess the deal is they were besties when they were young. I think he was like the best uh he was like her maid of honor in her wedding like they were super close and I think she gets married

they kind of aren't friends anymore for whatever reason like don't hang out don't talk anymore and now they've kind of like recircled because he's gotten divorced and she reaches out and they're like trying to figure out like the dynamic of their relationship somewhere along the way somebody asks says that to ask the question like why can't men and women be friends as adults the way we are when we're younger, you know? And like, nobody wants to admit that that's facts, but like, it is. Like, things just change. And I think, you know, like, I've had a lot of like, very, very, very close male friends, you know, throughout my life. And I'm not gonna lie, like, when they get engaged or get married, like, it changes, you know? Like, you don't hang out anymore.

You don't go do things alone anymore. Like it does change. So it's just funny. You know, they're trying to like figure out how to still be friends. And obviously I'm only a few episodes in, so I don't know if there's ever like a romantic connection with them. But like right now they're just buds. And it's very funny. It's cute.

I mean, they're quick, like 30 minute episodes. It's just an easy watch. I mean, they're quick, like 30 minute episodes. It's just an easy watch. Former childhood best friends reconnect as adults and try to get past the rift that led to their falling out. Platonic on Apple TV. Yeah, I saw an interview where Seth was talking about he never wanted it to make people think that there was any type of adultery going on. I don't want that to be what people are getting out of this.

Got it. And they're good together. The problem is that they have done a rom-com together. I know. And so now that would be like if Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler did a show or a movie where they weren't love interests. Right. Sarah and I talked about this a couple weeks back when she was on. You didn't hear it,

but Sarah and I both listened to a book on the road and I finally finished it. Okay. It's called Local Woman Missing. And it was funny. When we were talking about it a couple weeks ago, we were like, the middle of it's getting really weird

and we don't love where it's going and it started out so strong and now it's a little eh. finally finished it why have tears out there if you want a good murder mystery local woman missing is great there's two fantastic twists in it that i did not see coming i saw one of them kind of coming but the other one I totally didn't see coming. Fantastic book. Local woman missing. Loved it. You'd like it too.

It's very much your vibe. My speed? Yeah, it's your speed, dude. I need to read more. I need to make time to read more. Ever since I got a fucking iPad, now all I do when I fly is watch stuff. Yeah. Whereas before the iPad, I would read.

And so I need to like make myself leave the iPad at home so I can read more. Did we talk about Sisu last time? I don't think so. What is that? We watched this movie called Sisu. It's very much like a Tarantino film. It's Swedish made. Whoa, is this movie good. When an ex-soldier who discovers gold in the Lapland wilderness

tries to take the loot into the city, Nazi soldiers, led by the brutal SS officer, battle him. Sisu. So it's going on during World War II. This guy, this old guy is just kind of like digging in the wilderness, mining for gold, finds a bunch of fucking gold. And he's walking back into town and he comes across these Nazis and they realize that he's got this gold and they want it.

Not realizing that this guy was a fucking badass motherfucker soldier and he goes on an absolute rampage against these fucking nazis it is so badass if you like tarantino films or war films sisu is awesome where do you watch this uh we rented it on like amazon yeah i think you can go see it in theaters. Go watch Sisu. We also watched Dungeons and Dragons. Okay. Dude, I thought it was going to be so bad. Was it good? Absolutely phenomenal.

What do you mean? Dude, we kept on looking at it and we were like, God, the fucking Rotten Tomatoes score is so good. And I was like, it's all the fucking Dungeons and Dragons dorks just like giving it all the thumbs up and the five stars. Like this movie's got to suck. And boy, was I wrong. Who's in it? Chris Pine.

That's what I thought. Michelle Rodriguez. Hugh Grant. Oh. Regé-Jean Page, the guy from. Hot. Yeah, from Bridgerton. Sophia Lillis, who was in It.

So stacked, wow. Stacked. And I was like, this is going to be so stupid. No, it is so funny. Chris Pine is an American treasure. Oh, wow. Run, don't walk to go see Dungeons & Dragons. I can't believe I'm saying this out loud.

And I don't even play Dungeons & Dragons, nor do I know any of the things, but I'm sure so much much. I was gonna say, do you have to know anything about it? No. To enjoy the movie? No. I'm sure if you do play Dungeons and Dragons, like there's probably a lot of like, you know, nods to the game and characters and all this kind of stuff. We had no idea. I know I've never played Dungeons and Dragons, but it's so funny. It's so good that when you got to rent too, but it's so good. And then we watched a documentary called The Longest First Date. Have you seen that?

I haven't watched it, but I feel like I've come across it. Where is that? Is it Netflix? Oh, sorry. It's called The Longest Third Date. Yeah, it's Netflix. When Matt and Connie match on hinge, sparks fly. They spontaneously fly to Costa Rica for their third date and get stuck as the world shuts down in March of 2020. An extended stay in paradise becomes the ultimate test of compatibility. So these two people meet on Hinge. They go on two dates. And then the guy, Matt Matt gets a notification on his phone that

like first-class tickets to Costa Rica are $200. Remember when the world's about to shut down, everyone stopped flying. So they were like, oh my God, let's go to Costa Rica for three days. They go to Costa Rica on a whim. They've never like had sex. Like they never like slept over. Like they've just gone on two dates. They go to Costa Rica on a whim and they end up getting stuck there for like 80 days. And it's just their iPhone footage of them like living in Costa Rica, trying to get home, can't get home. Also kind of awkward because it was really only their third date. Now they're like living together. They can't escape. Like the hotel shuts down and they end up having to go like somewhere else. This would be so crazy. This would be so sad. And it's really inspiring. I

loved how it ended. They're very, very real characters because it's just them, their lives. She comes from like this very like strict Asian family. Like she can't like tell her dad where she is and who she's with because he's going to get mad. So she's like lying to her parents. And it's just so good. Netflix, longest third date. Go watch it. You'll love it. Wow, that sounds good.

Yeah. I got a bone to pick. With plastic container manufacturers, you know how like a plastic bowl, like let's say salsa. You take off the cap and then they have this like piece of plastic thing that's on top of it and there's usually a tab you know hey plastic container manufacturers hey let's make that tab actually rip off the thing because you know what the worst thing is in the world doing it and nothing happens doesn't rip off or only like barely comes off then you have to get a fucking knife and start cutting it and nothing happens, doesn't rip off or only like barely comes off. Then you have to get

a fucking knife and start cutting it and then put your finger in there and pull it off. Then you, you get, it's also on your finger or whatever the fuck it is. Hey, why can't we figure out how to fucking do this correctly? Cause I want to be able to pull it off very easily and nicely, but you guys can't figure it out. It's 2023. We have AI, we go into Mars, but we can't figure out the plastic film on top of plastic container wrappers. And I fucking hate it. Do you know what I'm talking about?

I sure do. But you know, let's take it one step further. Can we ditch the plastic because it's killing our sea life and polluting our oceans? Can we come up with something different, please? Thank you. We have a new sponsor.

We haven't even, I don't think we've even talked about it, but it's just like um biodegradable plastic bags for like trash and stuff yeah are they a sponsor i wasn't sure i don't know they sent it to me so i assume they're going to be but uh i guess at some point we're going to talk about it but i got those so i was like these are great why isn't just we just use these i know i think i i actually found this it was like a targeted ad on facebook or instagram and i think i sent it to podcast nation and said hey can we see if they want to do podcast

ads? Because like, what a great thing. And then I think because I think they then reached out, maybe sent us products. I'm not 100% sure they bought ads, but I will say I'd love for you to buy ads. But even if you don't, like, I agree. Like I got sent trash bags and Ziploc bags that are biodegradable. Even if it's like a tiny bit more i would personally rather buy that and know that i'm like doing my part to like help at least like

help stop polluting the oceans with all the plastic i saw an instagram post yesterday and it was so fucking sad it was like from the perspective of like a sea turtle and it was like hey please stop um putting you know plastic plastic wrapped around soda cans in the ocean because I get trapped in them and then I die because I can't get out. It's so sad. Well, anyways, the company that we're talking about is called Hold On.

And I mean, I guess they are more expensive, but like, yeah. And I know that like hemp, you can make plastic stuff out of hemp. Why aren't we doing that, guys? What's going on here? I know. Come on.

I know. Do better. Do you want to do some calls? Sure. I personally like the calls. I know this is a controversial topic, but. I do too. Bros and hoes, this is your favorite Canadian hosex.

That's female. We're hoser. Hoser. Anyway, you need to run, not walk, to a Canadian television and get yourself on Bachelor in Paradise Canada. It is cheesy. It is funny. It is messy. It has love.

It has a hook in two days. And episode three is dropping next week. So you can catch up. It's everything that we wanted Bachelor in Paradise America to be and more. Because don't you know, bud, we're best. Okay, now I'm going to go pop a beer, ski, and go watch some more Bachelor in Paradise Canada, eh? Take care. Love you guys.

Oh, yeah. Bachelor in Paradise Canada. Okay. Canada has Bachelor in Paradise also? Yeah. You didn't know that? Where do they go? Mexico?

No. They go to like a lake house in Canada. Oh, that sounds fun. I want to go on that show. No, you didn't know that? Where do they go, Mexico? No, they go to like a lake house in Canada. Oh, that sounds fun. I want to go on that show. No, you don't. I don't think, I mean, I think if you want to, if you're doing one, you should do the Mexico one. Like, so you remember, you remember Kevin?

I really like Canadians though. Do you remember Kevin? Kevin went, he was on Paradise. He got engaged to Astrid. He's the bartender on that show. He is? Yeah, but they like never show him. I don't the bartender on that show. He is? Yeah. But they like never show him. I don't know how to watch

that show. We're not Canadian. I don't know how to get it. I know. I think I don't think we're able to watch it. Everyone always says go get a VPN but I've tried that before and it doesn't fucking work. So I don't know. That seems like a lot. Just put it on fucking Netflix guys or whatever.

I don't know. Figure it out. I know. I it on fucking Netflix, guys, or whatever. I don't know. Figure it out. I know. I know. I also don't understand. When I was in Europe, I was trying to watch something on Hulu. And they were like, well, it's not available in this location. But why the fuck not? My computer was purchased in the United States.

I'm from the United States. Why can't I watch this show no matter where I am? I feel like that's a little unfair. You know what I'm saying? Also, what do you guys have against Europeans watching our shit? Doesn't that just help you to get more views? I just don't really understand. Yeah, I don't know.

By the way, you know that Netflix is about to crack down on people using other people's passwords and stuff. I heard that, but I have my own account because I am an independent woman who can have my own fucking Netflix. Nice. Okay, so I'm from Canada. I just listened to the episode with the voicemail.

And I'm actually in shock right now because I don't feel like I sound like that when I speak. But maybe I do. Yeah, you do. I don't know. Okay. Where's this going? I'm stoned.

Love you, bye. Wrong podcast. That was, that, what? She just called to tell us that she doesn't think she sounds like that, and she's stoned. That's amazing. All right. Yeah. Hey, this is for Wells.

Oh, thanks. One of my favorite things today is your birthday. Oh, thanks. Happy birthday, Adam Wells. Thank you for blessing the radio every Wednesday morning. You're welcome. Your humor, your birthday. Happy birthday, Adam Wells. Thank you for blessing the radio every Wednesday morning with your humor, your recommendations. You really make my drive

in the early mornings more enjoyable. So thank you. I hope you have a great birthday. Oh, that was nice. Even though it's closer to your birthday. What about mine? Yeah, what about her birthday? Yeah. Now, fuck you. It's only about me. All right, last one.

I've been seeing a lot of these in the fuck you very muches too that we haven't been talking about the challenge. Hi, I'm Elaine Petro from Brown, Georgia. And as everyone always says on these things, long time listener, but that's really the truth. And I've been waiting on someone to actually say the flip side of that. So maybe no one wants to admit that because y'all are so great. I'm mainly here to ask for Wells to bring back his reviews on the challenge.

There's no excuse. There's basically a new season of the challenge in some form, always on either live or on Paramount Plus. And his breakdown is better than other podcasts, even the ones that are entirely about the challenge. So don't let Brandy be right about men being trash. Do better and bring back the challenge talk. Okay.

Thanks. Love y'all. Love you too. I didn't really know that there was another challenge, but yes, I will go watch that immediately. Do not worry about that. We also have some fuck you very muches. Okay. Okay.

So this one comes from msstate56. Subject line, I would call the hotline dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, five stars. Thanks for that. I would call the hotline and leave some of my favorite things, but you know what you would do? You would just ignore it. I'm a day one listener, and I have left more than five, five star review. I have an erotic grandpa on Patreon.

I have done so many things to try to get your attention and you just ignore me. All I have ever wanted in life is validation from the two of you. Anyways, I can't quit you. Catch you on Wednesday. Kissy face. You know what's hilarious about this? This person didn't put her fucking name.

Or his name. We can't even give you credit for this. But anyways, sorry. I mean, I go through some of the calls. I go through the calls before the show starts, and sometimes it sucks. It just kind of sucked, lady. Wells.

Hey, we got to make a good product here. You know, I got to gatekeep. This one coming from Mika Shue. Subject line, fuck you very much. Five stars. Thanks for that. Love your show. Wells and Brandy have great banter Subject line, fuck you very much. Five stars. Thanks for that. Love your show. Wells and Branny have great banter,

but please fuck you very much. Please stop generalizing anyone that was ever Mormon with the entire religion. For whatever reason, it's fun to make fun of Mormons and generalize insane things with literally millions of people. But the things you talk about are literally bonkers

and not a representation of what we believe at all. It's not okay to do this with Jews, with Muslims, with Catholics, but Mormons, it's fine. It's just annoying being dunked all the time by people who don't know what they're talking about. You people are insane. Make fun of soaking all day because that's ridiculous. I mean, it is. Come on, it is. But it's literally a handful of people and you're making it sound like it's what all 17 million of us do it's not fuck you very much i mean i get it yes not all mormons are crazy fundamentalist mormons who are fucking armpits and soaking okay i realize that yeah but sorry well how about this instead of yelling at me get your fucking people in check.

Huh? Why don't the 17 million of you guys get together and say, hey, guys, who are going crazy in fucking armpits and who are soaking and who are marrying 7 million teenage girls. Tell them to cut it out. Cut it out, guys. Make them call themselves something different. Yeah. What's Mormons backwards? Yeah.

I would be like, you guys got to get a new name. Like, you're making us look bad. Yeah. Out. Get. Get get you're not mormon you get or just one guy be like guess what joseph smith fucking came to me in a dream and the and the archangel monroe and i came and told me all you fundamentalists need to go away and then maybe you listen i don't know that's so funny though listen i'm sorry i'm not trying to fucking generalize all of you guys but i'm sorry every week there's a new fucking generalize all of you guys, but I'm sorry. Every week there's a new crazy documentary or there's a new story about Mormons,

and you're just teeing us up. Yeah, it's too good. You got any musics? I don't know. Let's see. Okay, that's a no. Well, I haven't looked. This is from a band called The California Honey Drops. This is a song called Birthday Suits that I liked a lot.

Don't waste your money on fine clothes for me. There's still one thing I want the world to see. When I die, all I ask of you, bury me in my birthday suit. Bury me in my birthday suit. It ain't nothing they ain't seen before. Anyway, they've all been dying to know just how I held on to a girl like you. Bury me in my birthday suit. Spent my early days in diapers. Bury me in my birthday suit. Spent my early days in diapers.

Bury me in my birthday suit. That's interesting. California Honey Drop. You didn't like it? It was fine. Okay. I have one, actually. You're not going to love it.

It's country. But we do have a lot of country-loving YFTers. A friend of mine, Brian Kelly, he just put out a new single. Actually, is it an entire album? His single is called See You Next Summer. So that's the one we're going to play. Album art for this song for See You Next Summer. If you pull it up, Wells.

The horse is my horse, Melody. Well, technically Miley's horse, but you know, she's in my backyard. But this is one of my horses and this is on my property, actually. they came out to shoot this single cover at my house a few months ago and it turned out so fricking cool and it's just so neat to see it. And I love it. And it's cool. And Melody's famous. So awesome.

Girl, I've never gone to Jacksonville, Georgia. After holding you all night, I wanna. Is this Santa Margarita Can I get your number Meet me by the water Text hooking up See you next summer See you next summer

All the same I bet them hometown boys Can't wait for you to get back They're probably standing. Brian Kelly. See you next summer. That's good. Also shout out to bring Ben Christensen.

It was the photographer that took that photo. He's super cool. If you guys are into like Western photography, he shoots a lot for like Stetson, Harley, and his photos are just amazing. He's a great follow on Instagram. I don't know where I saw this, but it's Trey Burt,

a song called Sweet Misery. We can go out on it. You got anything coming up soon? I do. I'm going to New York City on Friday. I got a gig at Somewhere Nowhere. I played there a few months ago. I actually have a residency there through the end of the year.

The place is super cool. If you guys are in the New York area or live in NYC, I highly recommend coming out. It's going to be so fun. My bestie olivia caridi is gonna be there this weekend to like do like a little post b-day celebration for me so you know it's gonna be litty kitty and then i actually fly back home on saturday and play here in nashville at a spot called layer cake it's down just off of broadway i think we're celebrating their one-year anniversary of being open. I have a feeling that one's also going to be super lit. Nice.

That sounds fun. I'm going to be packing for Paradise. I think the next time you hear... We might do one more episode before I leave, I think. Okay. But this is basically it. So, yeah. All right.

I'm going to go to a yeah. Um, all right. I'm gonna go to, uh, barbecue. Same. All right. Well, YFTers, if you want to call in and, uh,

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