Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Brandi has a BF and Wells lies to Sarah
Episode Date: February 27, 2019Brandi is back from South Africa, was not eaten by lions, and is no longer single! Wells says "deep d*cking" a lot as he pries every detail out of her, including when and where they made sweet love. S...arah stops in to say how hot Brandi’s new boyfriend is, and Wells doesn’t get insecure at all. Later in the show, Wells tells the awkward/amazing story of the Oscar winner dropping a deuce at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party, and about getting cozy with his new man crush Austin Butler. Also on YFT this week, Wells defends men who love mimosas, is overcome by guilt for telling Sarah a stinky lie, and explains why super models love him. Enjoy!
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Kind of hung over. I'm not going to lie about it.
You are. Oh, Oscar parties.
Yeah. How were those?
Do you remember any of it?
Yes.
Dude, I was hobnobbing with some famous
motherfuckers last night.
You know? Did you see my sister?
Were you at the Vanity Fair party? I was, but I didn't
see her there. Oh.
That's too bad. I would have loved to
say,
hi, Miles.
Yeah, she looked phenomenal.
She always looks great, though.
You know what's happening with your sister, by the way?
What's that?
She's morphing into your mom.
Oh, 100%.
Like those wedding photos,
I was like, that looks like Tish.
Yeah.
Which-
I know, it's crazy.
You know, you could have worse people to morph
into than tish the dish oh yeah tish the dish oh yeah i forgot about that well my nickname for
uh-huh my pet name for y'all yeah it's good because we're gonna yeah we're gonna you know
sarah and i don't work out you know and billy ray Ray, I don't know. Yep. If that all goes, I'm her side piece.
And then one day I'll be, I'll be your dad.
No, you will never.
And it'll be weird at, you know, Thanksgiving and stuff.
But, you know, we'll work through it together.
We'll do some therapy.
And eventually you'll learn to love me as papa no that's never
gonna happen what would my let's just pray you and sarah get married like soon so this just can't
ever be an option ever again what would you would i be papa would i be would i would i be uncle
no uncle wells no no no no no no We got a lot to unpack, my friend.
Can I first just say that I listened to the episode that Sarah co-hosted, and she did a really great job.
Yeah, right?
But I felt bad because it was just inside jokes.
Do you ever feel weird when you come around someone You come around like two friends
And they have all the inside jokes
And you're like
I felt like that was a little bit like that
Where I felt bad for all the YFTers out there
Being like I don't get this joke
You know
Maybe but I did think you guys were funny
Every time you guys did the prisms thing
I just like lost it
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Prisms Let's start the show because I gotta talk to you girl Okay okay I did the prisms thing. I just like lost it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Prisms.
Let's start the show because I got to talk to you, girl.
Okay, okay. You go because you've been gone, all right?
Okay.
All right.
Bros and hoes, you're listening to Your Favorite Thing Podcast with...
Wells and Branday.
She's back, folks.
Are you drinking coffee?
I got some coffee.
I got a SodaStream over here.
You're not a big coffee guy.
We've talked about this so many times.
I drink coffee every single morning.
I just don't go to Starbucks.
I just never see you drink coffee.
Yeah, I just don't go to Starbucks.
No, I get it.
You know, but I have my coffee every morning with some stevia or stevia or whatever.
Have you tried generous coffee?
Don't try to sell me on Ben's coffee.
I was asking if you've tried it.
You know what?
So he's sent me a bunch, obviously.
Okay, cool.
But I was like, bro, I need you to get it in the pod.
All right?
I need a pod.
I don't.
Who has an old coffee maker these days?
I do, but that's okay.
Do you really?
I think it tastes better.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Obviously, it's better for the environment and everything,
but I'm a fucking wasteful millennial, Brandi.
Right.
And I need that generous in a pod, all right?
So I don't know what other little town in Honduras
can start making the pods,
but let's get it going, guys.
I have a feeling that we would, you know, you'd still,
the coffee would, nothing would change with how they get the coffee,
but then they'd have to bring it here and somehow learn,
figure out how to package it in pods. I feel like podding it over there is cheaper than podding it over here.
But I don't think they, I think they do all of the packaging and stuff in Indiana.
Oh, really? I think so. Interesting. they, I think they do all of the packaging and stuff in Indiana. Oh, really?
I think so.
Interesting.
Yeah, I believe so.
But anyway, big hang-ins with the girlfriend announcement.
I know, man.
Did you notice she went to school?
No.
Ole Miss, hotty toddy.
So that means you're a fan?
Big fan.
Better yet?
No.
Oh.
But she looks beautiful yeah I think she sounds great I haven't met her yet either but the way Ben talks about her I just she seems really great
yeah as long as he's happy that's all that really matters I mean and I'm there's a part of me that's
sad that like I won't see him in Mexico this year.
Ooh, true.
Maybe I will.
Wait, does that mean you're for sure going?
Not for sure going, but who knows?
There's a good chance I'll be there.
I'll say that.
Yeah.
Anyways, I know what you're doing right now, Brandy.
What's that?
You're trying to distract me from what I want to talk about.
Because I hate talking about myself.
Brandy has been gallivanting around South Africa with some mystery man for the past, for the better part of two weeks now.
This is so dramatic.
She goes to a different continent.
Yeah.
To get some D.
Yeah.
I talked to her maybe three times while she's gone.
I think I talked to you the most of anyone.
I texted you to make sure you were alive, that you weren't murdered.
Thank you. Appreciate that. Yep.
That he wasn't either a serial killer or you weren't killed by a lion.
Right.
Totally valid.
Both valid, you know, concerns.
Yeah.
It's a scary place over there.
And you were having a good time.
I'm also throwing a lot of hints out there on the gram.
Gotta say it.
Me?
Yeah, you.
About what?
About, like, what you were doing.
You were with a boy.
And, like, if only you could see how pretty the man is that's taking the picture.
I remember that, that photo.
Well, yeah.
I mean, people like, I don't know.
Like I didn't want to go over there, obviously, and not post.
Yeah.
Because it's, I mean, it's here in South Africa.
You can't go there and not post.
But literally, I didn't do anything except hang out with him.
So I kind of had to figure out a way to post.
Yeah. But like, you know, obviously, like he really is somebody that values his privacy. He doesn't
have social media. Well, that's a, that's a red flag right there for you. Red flag. Yeah. Cause
you're in the public eye. Yeah. But it's great to view as somebody that doesn't care about that
stuff and doesn't have Instagram and He doesn't have Instagram at all?
Well, you should because he's a very handsome man.
Let's just get into it right now.
No, don't encourage him to have Instagram.
I told him I'm so happy he doesn't have Instagram.
So happy.
Does he listen to this pod?
I don't think so.
Okay.
He knows about it, obviously, but I don't think he has time to listen to a podcast.
What is he doing with his life that's so busy that he can't listen to
one of the best podcasts by the way please uh five star this thing and hey i left a review
but i don't know if it posted i tried like three times and i couldn't find my own review oh really
what the fuck itunes like when you post a review does it pop up at the top of the list so you see
it do you remember yeah like i remember sar Sarah wrote one and I couldn't find it.
But the one that I put up there, I don't know.
Just keep trying.
Just keep on hitting that five star.
Keep hitting it.
Just keep on hitting that shit.
Just like Brandy was hitting that dude.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, let me explain to you his job so you understand why I do it.
So obviously, like I've I've I've been up front
that he's like a safari guide like a field guide and that's how I met him so basically like he only
gets a week off a month and he goes home to where his parents live in um again no closer to Cape
Town but like all the other three weeks he like lives on site at this safari place and wakes up
literally 4 45 in the morning to go on like an early morning
drive and then works all day and most days he's not back at his house his like house on like on
the property until like nine o'clock at night and like he kills me because he gets like a two-hour
break in the middle of the day where like I would nap if I wasn't getting much sleep he goes to
freaking work out like he literally is he works so hard and his hours are
insane and he barely gets any sleep so i would like to think he doesn't have time to listen to
the podcast i mean we could use an extra couple listeners but whatever it's fine uh i mean i i
guess i want him not to listen to this so we can just really talk candidly so you don't feel
that you have to hold back oh you know I want you to really let it go.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, so he's a safari guy.
You sent Sarah and I a picture.
I did.
Listen, I'm just glad that you've locked him down
because Sarah found him extremely attractive,
which made me feel a little insecure, but fine.
Oh, stop.
Sarah adores you.
Okay, but when I was listening to the pod,
it's funny because she is the one that kind of noticed that he,
she said that he kind of looks like Mikkel Huseman,
the guy from Game of Thrones that I'm obsessed with.
And I never thought that before, but she's not wrong.
He kind of does look like that.
He's just not like, Mikkel is Norwegian, so he's really pale.
And obviously, like, I don't want to say his name is not.
Yeah.
I'm looking at Mikael Huseman right now.
God, he looks almost even like with the facial hair.
Yeah.
Which is funny.
So when I met him, he had just like a little bit of scruff.
And then when I got there last week, he had like full beard.
I was nuts.
Okay.
So you, you take a leap of faith, you know, and I was really proud of you, kid.
You, you traveled across an ocean to get some D you get over there.
Oh, oh, not only did I travel across a fricking ocean in coach for 16 hours.
It was brutal.
Wells.
Why didn't you upgrade?
Bruh.
I couldn't.
I flew standby to get there because
you know olivia has the buddy passes or whatnot so it was like either here here are my options
here were my options twelve hundred dollars to fly in coach forty five hundred dollars to fly
in business class or three hundred dollars to fly standby with you know with olivia's buddy pass
so i chose to fly standby to get there.
How much, how much for business? Business class one way was 4,500. Oh man. That's a 10 K that's
10 K round trip basically. Yeah. Yeah. And that's ridiculous. That's a, I could buy a horse for
that. Like, are you kidding me? So, so I flew standby and I picked like, we flew, I flew on
a Tuesday cause that's like the calmest
day to fly or whatever. And, um, I got on and Oh God, let me, I gotta tell you this freaking story.
Okay. So I get on the plane first, you know, when you fly standby, you don't even know if you're
going to get on or not. And so the flight looked pretty wide open all day. I had a good feeling
about it and got to the point where the gate agent was like, I think you're going to have your own
row. And I was like, Oh, praise God. Maybe I'll sleep a little bit if I have my own row. So I get
on the plane, have my own row and I'm so happy. And I'm sitting like in the aisle seat. Cause
that's like where I was assigned or whatever, but I've got this whole row. And you're making
a barrier too. Well, yes, kind of, but okay. But so like, you know, they're still loading people
on the plane and I'm still like, well, maybe somebody else would say whatever. So then we
start like taxiing and this freaking woman in the row.
So I was on the row all the way to the right.
So I had like the window, uh, you know, and then there's a row in the middle and then
there's a row on the other side.
So the row in the middle next to me was full.
It was like three people crammed into their row and the girl and the woman on the aisle
like pokes me and is like, do you speak English?
And I was like, yeah.
And she was like, do you mind if I sit in your window seat?
And I was so pissed.
Because how am I going to say no?
Yeah, you can't.
She's crammed in a row of three people, and I have a row all to myself.
I couldn't say no.
Yeah, and if you were in that position, you would have done the exact same thing.
I know, and I said that.
I said if it were me, I would have wanted somebody to let me sit in the row.
But I was so upset because there were so many other people with rows to themselves.
And like, I feel like, like, why me?
Why did she pick me?
Why couldn't she ask somebody else?
So it gets worse.
So then I'm like, then in my head, I'm like, God, do I want the aisle seat where I can
get up as much as I want?
Or do I want the window seat and try to sleep?
But I was like, I really don't think I'm going to be able to sleep at all.
So maybe the aisle seat's the better way to go.
So I told her she could have the window seat.
Okay.
Then like an hour into the flight, I tried to recline my seat.
My freaking seat doesn't recline because it's broken.
So not only am I, did I give up my row, but now I'm in a seat that doesn't lay back at
all and I'm sitting straight up.
So then I started to panic and I asked the flight attendant if I can move up.
There were two rows in front of me.
There was a guy who had a row all to himself and I was like, shit, I feel so bad because
I'm about to do this guy with this girl did to me, but I can't sit straight up for 16 hours. Like I would die.
So then I moved up to this other row and this poor dude, he looked so bummed. I can tell.
Um, but he ended up being really nice. He was from South Africa and he looked around my age
and we talked and we had a great time or whatever felt so bad though. So then I feel bad complaining
about the coach situation because this dude's like six four and sitting in coach and trying to sleep and he looks so uncomfortable and i was like i just
like can't feel like i can't complain right now yeah but it was miserable did you get drunk no i
probably should have in hindsight dude that's the only way i can deal with long flights is just
getting wasted but then you fall asleep or yeah because it helps me fall asleep so i don't really sleep
well on flights like i just i don't know what what it is i think i just have terrible posture
so i always just get like it's always like two mimosas at the airport bar and then like
by the way i love you know what i'm giving it a ding i love a mimosa and you know what i don't appreciate
i don't appreciate the judging looks of a man ordering a mimosa all right why is it all the
time i think but i feel like it's a very it's a feminine drink it's i'm a it's an effeminate
order if i order mimosa you know what what? It's delicious. It's refreshing.
It's a perfect early morning drink.
I went and played golf with my brother the other day and they were all getting Bloody Marys.
I was like, I want mimosa.
They were like, oh,
making fun of me. I was like, sorry, I don't want
tomato soup
for a drink right now.
Anyways, I love a Mosa.
I want to make this a manly, you know
what the problem is? It's the champagne
flute. So I always
say, hey, could you put it in a rocks glass?
Have you ever had like a, they call it
like a beer Mosa, where it's like orange
juice and beer or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it gross? No, I
think it's good. Or a man Mosa,
I think they call it sometimes.
Oh, that's what they call it?
Sometimes they do, yeah.
Anyways, I just want to leave the charge on men feeling comfortable drinking mimosas.
All right?
I'm here for that.
All right.
So you're on a 14-hour flight sitting coach.
16.
16-hour flight sitting coach.
The things that people will do for some good old fashion.
Deep Dean,
you're on a 16 hour flight.
It was brutal.
I didn't sleep at all.
Not the whole time.
Really?
Did you have movies or anything?
Yeah.
I watched a couple of movies,
read two books.
Oh my God.
I sat there in misery,
watched an episode of the bachelor on my computer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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So it was miserable.
Were you flying to the Eastern Cape?
Yeah.
You fly to the Eastern Cape.
Michelle, what's his name?
Michelle Huseman?
Mikiel.
Mikiel?
Mikiel, did he pick you up from the airport?
He did.
I like that we're calling him that, actually.
Yeah, that's his new name. Mikiel Huseman.
He did. He picked me up from the airport.
And, like, I mean, I felt like most of my anxiety was coming from, like, that moment, right?
Of, like, I haven't seen him for three months.
Last time I saw him, like, the situation was very different.
And, like, you know, you can't help but think, like, what if it's awkward?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but you've been FaceTiming this entire time, right?
It wasn't awkward at all.
It was never awkward.
It was great.
He picked me up.
We got in his car.
And then so we were doing this road trip, basically.
So we drove four hours-ish to a little town called Wilderness,
which is in the middle of the Eastern Cape and closer to Cape Town where we were going.
And so the plan was to stop in Wilderness two nights. And it is like the most beautiful
place I've ever seen. Like just insane. So did you guys camp there or what?
We had a hotel. Okay. So you, you stop and you make love in the wilderness.
Yeah, actually. Yeah. And it was Valentine's day, which was cool. I didn't really like,
I hate Valentine's day and I didn't really like i hate valentine's day
and i didn't really even expect like him to even like say anything about it but he was sweet and
like brought me chocolate and was like oh like it's valentine's day together cute brandy you
need to open up to being romantic i can't this is this is an issue with you. I know. But you have to at least have the door open for romance.
I didn't even show you.
Let me send you this picture, actually, right now.
Okay.
So it was peak season.
Well, it's summer there.
So this is their peak season.
And I waited until the last minute because that's what I do.
And it's Valentine's Day.
So most of the hotels had zero availability.
So we ended up having to go to one hotel one night and one hotel the second night.
And the first one was adorable.
It was like a almost like an Airbnb because it's like a self-catering spot.
But it's like this tiny little cabin set up in the mountain and like in the hills overlooking this huge nature reserve and wilderness is beautiful.
So the first night was chill.
And then the next night we went to this like insane hotel on the ocean, like a luxury hotel,
like our room, like the, the room literally like the sliding doors opened up to the ocean.
It was like private terrace and it was unreal.
And so the picture I just sent you is the hotel.
They were so good to us.
They set us up like this private dinner on our balcony.
Like that picture, like I'm, you know, you see him and I'm across from him and like the
oceans to our left.
And it's absolutely stunning we got to like sit there during sunset and had the most
romantic dinner which was out of my comfort zone but i really enjoyed it and it was really sweet
i like how there's a single red rose in the table it looks like a bachelor date it does
um he's a good looking man he's got teeth too, which you're never really sure about with foreigners.
Well, yeah, I just, I think that like the United States is really the only place that
cares about teeth, right?
Are we the only country that really like spends the amount of money we spend on our teeth?
God, do we have a freaking, uh, what's the aligner, the liner company that
Invisalign?
Where is Smile Direct Club spot where we need it?
I know, right?
No, but it's true.
Like, no other country, I don't think.
Maybe Australia.
Yeah, I don't know.
But he's got good teeth.
I don't know.
Okay, so you're overlooking, you're fighting your primal urge to not be romantic whilst overlooking the ocean with this beautiful man on Valentine's Day.
Oh, I know.
It was insane.
It was insane.
Did you guys do it right there on the outdoors?
We thought about it, but it wasn't quite that private.
Yeah.
To do that.
Got to wait for the nighttime.
Yeah.
Well, even then I was nervous that somebody would see.
So we went inside.
Okay. But we left the doors open all that somebody would see. So we went inside. Okay.
But we left the doors open all night.
You could hear the ocean.
It was insane.
Nice.
So you stop at this place.
You have a romantic Valentine's Day dinner.
You get down and dirty.
And then what happens?
Then the next day.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Time out, time out.
This is the first time you guys are intimate together, well the first night the first night that you because you weren't
intimate the first time you were out there no no no not at all how was it you can be honest
it's a safe space it's pretty good yeah it was good all right because i'm i just gotta say like
uh you know you you it's it's been while. You've been retired for a bit.
All right.
Don't throw it in my face.
I'm not, I'm just saying, you know, like, sometimes it takes a little bit to kick the,
kick the rust off the wheels.
I mean, like, it definitely, like, don't get me wrong.
Like, it got better each day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was, like, great by the end of the week.
Oh, yeah?
You guys practiced.
It was never bad in the beginning.
Yeah.
But it was just like get it
you are unreal i'm sorry okay so then you leave that place and where do you go because i know you went to stellenbosch right like that was the end goal well yeah so his his mom lives it's a
little town called somerset west and so it's right by Stellenbosch.
It's like a 10 minute drive, I think.
So that's where we went and stayed the rest of the time.
Wait, you met the mom?
Yeah, I met the whole fam.
Well, not the whole fam because his parents are divorced.
But yeah, I met his mom and his sister and they're so sweet and I'm obsessed with them.
And yeah, I stayed at their house.
Like we stayed at their house the rest of the week.
Do they know who you are?
Do they have any understanding of what a Cyrus is yeah oh really
is that was that weird for you no because they are so cool like chill like they it's not that
I keep like I the phrase that I always want to say is that they don't care and that he doesn't
care but that's not it's not that they don't care they They just like, they're just cool. You know what I mean?
Like, it's just like, they're just not affected by it.
And it's really, really refreshing.
How old is the sister?
She's a little younger than him.
He's 30.
Okay.
Um, not sure exactly, but I think a couple of years younger.
Got it.
Okay.
So you meet the fam.
You guys get into a fight at all?
No, not once.
Not a fight at all no not once not a fight and i am somebody that i really
like need my space um and i get like i'm not good at being around people all the time and i just
like i don't know i just need my space and but there wasn't one time the whole week that i felt
like that with him like not at all like cool and, like, never felt suffocated
or anything like that.
And that's very, like, not normal for me.
You catching feels, bro?
Yeah.
You catching all the feels?
Okay, we're going to jump into it.
DTR, what happened?
What?
DTR.
DTR, yeah.
So, well, I guess it was that morning.
Before I left, we just talked
about like what this is and what we want to do.
And so we're gonna, we're gonna try to date.
Wow.
Um, I know.
And we, I mean, we, we both understand that it's going to be hard and it's, we just kind
of have to see like if we can do it or not, you know?
Yeah.
Well, you owe it.
We want to, we want to make it work.
Yeah.
You owe it to yourselves to do this.
Yeah. And for me, it's like, it's not like I'm like missing out on dating here. You know what I mean? Like there's like, I've been single for almost, well, probably four years.
I've been single. And it's like, it's not like I am like, it's not like there's anybody here.
I'm interested in dating. And it's like, I'm like, I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything.
You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, there are very few guys that look like this in America.
I'll say that.
Zero.
Michelle Huseman.
There's only a couple of Michelle Husemans.
And one of them is Game of Thrones.
So, you know.
He's Norwegian.
He's not American.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
So, you DTR'd it.
You met the fam.
Did you drop a bomb?
No, we did not do that.
Okay.
Did you feel like it was coming, though?
I felt like we both kind of wanted to say it,
but I think it's really smart that we're not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, what's step two here?
Is he coming out here?
He is going to try to come here late summer.
Okay.
Like, maybe late summer, early fall.
But I'm going to try to go back over there before then, because that's too long.
Man.
I know.
I want to go.
Come.
All right.
You and Sarah should come.
I know, but I'll tell you one thing, sister.
I ain't sitting coach for 16 hours.
I know, right?
That's brutal.
This is my new favorite thing.
That Brandy got some good old deep drunk down in South App.
Sorry.
It's from the throwback to the last episode.
I know.
Wonder Lost.
I already know.
I listened to it.
That's a funny scene.
Great scene. Love Paul Rudust. I already know. I listen to it. That's a funny scene. Great scene.
Love Paul Rudd.
Yeah.
God.
So is there anything else that we need to talk about?
Michelle Huseman?
No.
Is that it?
We're good?
Yeah.
Are you happy?
I am.
I can't really.
I'm sad right now just because I just left and it was really sad.
It's like hard to go.
Like we weren't apart.
I think he went like to run an errand
for like five minutes one time.
That was the only time we were apart the whole week.
So it's like been a little sad,
but yes, happy underneath the sadness.
Did anything silly happen?
Did anyone fart in front of someone?
Did you have to poop in front of someone?
Did anyone get sick?
And like,
I'm like,
like I,
how do I say this
without being really gross?
Yeah.
I usually,
number two,
at least twice a day.
And that makes me feel
very healthy and regular.
And that's,
and I usually like,
a lot of people
when they're traveling
have a hard time
with number twos.
I usually do not.
It usually does not affect me.
Wow, really?
Yes.
See?
And like, it normally doesn't affect me. But but this trip I went days without going number two wow I and I started to have like severe anxiety
about it of course oh I hated it yeah and then but but like the pro the upside to that is I didn't
have to worry about like oh I have to number two but I don't want to go in front of him. You know what I mean? Because I didn't ever have to.
Oh, man.
Well, then you're kind of worried, though, because he's doing some serious piping, you know?
I know.
I mean, I finally went.
Don't get me wrong.
It's not like I didn't go the whole trip.
But there were a few days there where I was like, why is this happening?
where I was like, why is this happening?
Dude, I remember like in the beginning of Sarah and I dating,
like when I would, when we'd be like traveling together or whatever, I would go to like the lobby, hotel lobby bathroom.
Oh, yeah.
For sure.
To drop a grumper.
Why don't you just carry some poopery with you?
Oh, I have plenty of poopery.
I even, they sent us a bunch.
There's now travel size poopery.
Not even a nap.
I know, I took it with me.
So it like fits in my purse.
Yeah, a little.
Yeah, perfect, man.
So smart.
Love Poo-Pourri.
One of my favorite things.
Yeah, I know.
We need to we need to sell an ad to them.
Dude, so happy for you.
Thanks, Wellesley.
Do you guys have like a couple name yet?
No, we do not want a couple name.
Does he know about me?
Yes.
I talked about you a lot, actually.
You took.
OK, cool.
Yeah.
All right.
I don't know what else to say other than like he watches like one of his favorite shows is Big Bang Theory.
Like they watch a lot of American TV.
Yeah.
And so I showed him a picture of you and Sarah.
Yeah.
And he was like, she was like, he was like, oh. He was like,
I think I know that girl from TV. And I was like, yeah, yeah.
She's on Modern Family. And he was like, I love Modern Family.
So you can tell Sarah that he's a fan.
Alright.
Sarah!
Brandy's
boyfriend loves you!
Hey, Brandy's boyfriend's a fan
of yours!
Yeah. Hey Brandy's boyfriend's a fan of yours Yeah Oh my god
I know here do you want headphones
Oh hi Brandy
Oh your voice is
Out bro
No we were
We weren't to the Oscars last night
So we've been singing and dancing
So apparently they watch A lot of um american tv
over there in south africa by the way you were right on the michelle huisman thing totally nailed
i told you i know dude doesn't he look like him exactly like i'm not mad about it ben has got a
super hot dude anyway so he was i guess he was saying that he's a big fan of Big Bang Theory, and then she was telling him about us.
And he was like, oh, my God, I love Modern Family.
So step off, Michelle Huseman.
Double day.
Not Michelle.
Mikkel.
Mikkel Huseman.
When are we going on a double day, Brandy?
You guys need to come to South Africa with me.
Okay, let's go. Let's go back. And then he? You guys need to come to South Africa with me. Okay, let's go.
Let's go back.
And then he's going to try to come visit in August or September.
Oh, my God.
Is he going to come to L.A. or are you taking him to, like, Denver or something?
Well, I'm going to take him to Nashville for a week,
and then the plan actually is to come out to L.A.,
and then I'm trying to plan this huge road trip with my mom and dad
because they've always wanted a road trip to the Grand Canyon
and then on to Yellowstone.
And he is like dying to go to Yellowstone.
So we might do like a 10-day road trip
with my parents.
You're planning a road trip with your parents?
Yeah. I'll probably regret it later.
Seven months from now, this is so exciting.
Dude, and also, she went on a road trip with him
and met his parents.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, it's getting serious.
We don't need any hash. She can listen back. Yeah, yeah, you can listen back. Okay, fine. So, I Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, it's getting serious. We don't need any hash.
She can listen back.
Yeah, yeah, you can listen back.
Okay, fine.
So, I mean, I'm excited.
Who's in love?
You're in love.
I asked you that.
What'd you say?
You just gotta listen to the episode, dude.
Okay.
Okay.
I love you.
I love you, Brandy.
I'm so happy you got the jack in.
Your voice sounds so weird right now.
She doesn't sound like herself.
She sounds like one of those phone sex hoppers.
Okay, Brandy.
Sex phone hopper.
Okay, Brandy, I love you.
I don't sound like that.
Yes, you do.
I'm not like...
Yes, you are.
You're planning a trip together.
That's so sexy.
If you talk like this, everything's sexy.
Y'all are wild.
I love you, baby.
That's really funny, dude.
Okay.
Shift gears. Yeah, please. It's been 30 minutes of talking about me
We gotta move on
I got some things
Well I went to the
I think we didn't go to the Oscars
This is kind of an interesting experience
That obviously like 99.9% of the population
Will never be able to experience
The Oscars is a very interesting situation
Much like a lot of other award shows
where not everyone goes to the actual event, right?
Right.
There's all these like pre-parties and watch parties
and other parties that people go to
because there's only enough room in,
there's only so much room for everyone
to go to the Oscars, right?
And I think if the Oscars or the Emmys,
I think you have to be nominated really to go or be like presenting you know sure so there's
like a Elton John pre-party and or watch party and stuff and then there's a the one that we went to
last night was the Vanity Fair after party oh yeah that's the one everybody goes yeah and dude
everyone was there and it was just really funny because I at least I am I'm self-aware enough to know that I have no business being there.
But knowing but knowing that gives you a little bit of freedom because it's like, fuck it.
Who cares anyways? You know, like not just be here, just going to have a good time.
It takes the pressure off of you, you know?
Sure. Totally.
And then added to the fact of all those people are like huge Bachelor fans. So then I'm a novelty to them, which is interesting to me anyways. But like totally saw Lady Gaga last night. And my favorite moment of the night was I went to go to the bathroom and this old man comes out of the stall and he had just taken a huge shit and he's holding an oscar and i was like
i went i went bro that was the coolest fucking thing in the world and he goes what and i said
you just walked out of the shitter holding an oscar and he was like i know i was like that's
pretty fucking awesome also you don't know who it was no it's some old white guy but I was like, that's pretty fucking awesome. You don't know who it was?
No, it was some old white guy.
But I was like, also, maybe watch that Oscar now.
He's like, good call.
Oh, my God.
That's great.
But anyways, I got to meet, is it Dylan and Barbara?
Dylan Sprouse?
And Barbara Palvin?
Yeah.
They're very nice.
Very cute together.
We hung out with Jesse Tyler Ferguson,
which obviously is in Modern Family,
and his wonderful husband, Justin Makita.
They're hilarious.
Cool.
Who else did we run into?
Oh, we were with Vanessa Hudgens again last night.
And I love Vanessaessa she's so nice
she's always very nice to me but can i just say that i think that her boyfriend austin butler is
the coolest motherfucker in the entire world yeah new favorite thing this dude all right he's
obviously like he's a big star i think he's doing a tarantino film right now he's obviously like he's a big star. I think he's doing a Tarantino film right now.
He's obviously like a tall drink of water, great looking guy.
And he's just so nice.
Like that's amazing.
And like no, there's always like a little bit of like pretentiousness that comes with,
I feel like actors and famous people.
And that this dude was just like, wait, so tell me about like a day in the life of you.
And I was like, okay, I do radio shows.
He's like, oh, it's fascinating.
What is like, what do you choose?
So I started like explaining my daily routine to him.
And he was just like so interested and so nice.
And like Dylan Sprouse and Barbara were coming up to him.
All these famous people were coming up to him.
He's like, hey, nice.
Good to see you guys.
I'm learning about radio right now. I was like, so anyways he's uh i'm a big fan of his
that's awesome like that dude a lot anyways i'm trying to think of anything oh so you just did
family feud with my friend josephine yeah so um i've met her too no no no no no i met jasmine
another yeah i know jasmine so yeah, I did Family Feud again.
This is round two for Celebrity Family Feud
for Wells Richard Adams.
Was it fun?
Yes.
I can't divulge too much.
I know, I know.
I just thought it was funny that Joe was there.
I will say a couple things.
A record gets beaten that has never been beaten
on Celebrity Family Feud in our episode.
Very cool.
Something crazy happens.
Yeah, it was, what was really funny is that like, also, supermodels are all 7,000 feet tall.
Oh yeah, so tall.
It was really funny because I feel like, I get it, if you're that beautiful,
and like you're known for being that beautiful
you're standoffish to every man in the history of men you know because i'm assuming that you
just assume that everyone's trying to fuck you or like be creepy to you and i totally get that
and so it was the bachelor guy so it was me wills er, Eric, Jason, and Blake.
And I could tell that they were being standoffish to them,
except for me, because they all knew that I had a girlfriend.
So I was zero threat to them.
That's funny.
Which I liked a lot.
Because then they were just like making fun of me and shit.
But yeah, Celebrity Family Feud.
I don't know when that's coming out, but it was still fun.
Very cool. and shit but yeah celebrity family feud i don't know when that's coming out but it was still fun very cool i went out to um new york last week to audition for something you did yeah and i have a newfound respect so a lot of people i get this a lot and i assume you do too they when they ask
what i want to do they say do you want to be an actor? And I'm always like, absolutely not. I do not want to be an actor at all. One, because that's not what I am.
But for this audition, I had to learn lines for something. But it wasn't an acting role. It was
kind of like a hosting role, right? But I had to learn the lines. And I can't tell you,
But I had to learn the lines.
And I can't tell you.
It was maybe two pages of dialogue, like not very much at all.
The hardest thing in the world for me to do.
I could not do it because they're not my words.
And I just don't know how people. I get that.
So when I got back, I went to Sarah and I was like, I'm in awe.
She'll sit in her makeup trailer while they're like
doing her eyebrows and she'll learn an entire set. I have no idea how people do that. Yeah.
It's amazing to me. I know it is crazy. So, so circling back to Family Feud, Steve Harvey,
in between commercial breaks, Steve Harvey will do stand-up bits, right?
And there's one where he was just taking questions, and someone asked him,
how do I get into the entertainment industry or whatever?
How do I do what you do?
And his answer was really interesting.
He said, you should not do what you're passionate about.
You should do what you're good at.
He was like, I'm passionate about golf.
I will never be a professional golfer.
It will never happen for me.
I'm just good at, you know, like talking in front of a crowd.
So this is what I needed to do.
If you're good at cooking, you need to be a chef, you know?
If you're passionate about cooking, but you're a shitty cook, you need to be a chef, you know?
If you're passionate about cooking,
but you're a shitty cook, you shouldn't be a chef, you know?
And it was really interesting.
There were a lot of eyes in there that were not liking this.
Because it's totally- Yeah, because you don't want to hear,
you get told, do what you're passionate about.
And he was like, no, you need to do what you're good at,
because that's how you'll make your money.
And so circling back around to the learning lines thing, I'm not even that I'm passionate about learning lines.
I would never want to be an actor, but I'm just not good at it, you know?
So I should never do that.
I thought it was a good piece of advice.
I think that's good advice.
It is, right?
Yeah, because people, you know, I feel like our generation is all like, do what you're passionate about.
Like, you know, never work a day in your life., do what you're passionate about.
Never work a day in your life if you do what you love.
And that's not bad.
I mean, that's true.
But there is a certain point where a lot of times when you start doing what you love as a job, it becomes a job and you stop loving it so much.
Totally.
Yeah.
You got any favorite things?
I'm trying.
Gosh, it's taken me the longest time to look up this freaking movie.
I watched a movie on the plane that I really loved. was called The Darkest Minds do you know about it
no oh um it's kind of I mean it's it's kind of a um like young adult type movie you know what I
mean like you know like you know all those YA novels like Divergent and Hunger Games and all
that yeah Twilight kind of reminds me of like one of those, but it's really, really good.
It is, I'm trying to find the synopsis because I'm really bad at explaining.
I'm on the deep end, watch as I dive in.
Oh, this was a book first.
Go figure.
There's a second one coming out.
Cool.
Okay, want to hear the synopsis?
Yes.
When teens mysteriously develop powerful new abilities,
they are declared a threat by the government and detained.
One of the most powerful young people, Ruby, escapes from her camp
and joins a group of runaways who are seeking a safe haven.
Betrayed by the adults in power, this newfound family soon realizes
that running is not enough.
They must use their collective powers to wage a resistance
and take back their future.
Nice.
What is it called?
It's called The Darkest Minds.
Ooh.
So it's cool.
It's like a bit futuristic, you know, like these kids have powers.
It kind of reminds me of Divergent where Shailene Woodley's character was special or whatever.
But anyway, these kids all have powers and there's five different kinds of them and they
label them with colors like orange blue yellow whatever and so orange is like the rarest like
most powerful type and that's what ruby is and so she's a threat to everybody you know it's like
all the adults want to like lock her up because they're scared of her or whatever
but there's like a little bit of a love story in it and it's i loved it. It was really, really good. All right. I'm into it. Yeah.
Yeah.
Big fan.
Obviously, the Oscars were last night.
I finally saw Stars Born.
I haven't seen it yet.
What?
I know.
I really liked it.
I'm annoyed that it took me so long to watch it.
No, I get it.
And I'll tell you why I really liked it. It was because Bradley Cooper's character reminds me so much of like so many of my friends in Nashville.
Because he's like this, you know, this songwriter, kind of a drunk.
But like, I tell you, all my friends in Nashville that were musicians and like your dad's like this, too.
They everything they say is is a lyric.
You know, it's everything is lyrical.
And I thought Bradley Cooper did a really good job of that.
Even when he's drunk, the things that he's saying are like that could be a song, a song lyric right there.
You know, you haven't seen it yet.
But there's the scene where he's playing this gigantic concert and he brings her out like without any warning.
Right.
And to me, I'm like, what?
You would never do that.
You haven't sound check this.
You know, like you don't know what her levels are in the monitor.
You know, like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not realistic.
Yeah.
You don't know what her levels are in the monitor.
You know, like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not realistic.
Yeah.
And also you sang like three lines of the song the night before drunkenly in a parking lot.
And now you've written this entire song and she knows the lyrics too.
Like, no.
Come on, Bradley Cooper.
Also, real random like Dave Chappelle and Pootie Tang are in the movie, which I was
like, wait, what's happening?
It's like so random.
But anyways, it was it's good, man.
And Bradley Cooper is is the fact that Bradley Cooper didn't win an Oscar for something last night is kind of crazy.
I'm sure a lot of people are upset about it.
I mean, listen, Rami Malek was Rami Malek Rami Malek was great in Bohemian Rhapsody,
but he's not singing in that movie.
That's Freddie Mercury's voice on those songs, you know?
Yeah, totally.
Dude had to go outside of his comfort zone in that film.
And here's the thing.
Lady Gaga's great in it,
but Lady Gaga is playing a
musician who is never going to make it and has to change her name and get some help to finally do it
which is her fucking story like that's exactly what happened to her you know she had a bunch
of people tell her that she wasn't pretty enough so So she came up with this idea to create Lady Gaga to have this stage name.
Like it's her story.
It's not.
I mean, it's still hard and she does an amazing job, but it's not that hard to play yourself.
You know, Bradley Cooper is not a singer and he's not a very good one, to be honest with you.
But he pulls it off.
And not to mention he directed the whole thing.
I know that's insane.
Anyways, fantastic movie. Really, really liked it all right also brad's jackets in that movie like i
just don't i don't know like he has the best collection of jackets really oh my god it's
it's like all wells ad greatest hits jackets. It's fantastic.
Hit up his stylist.
Hit up the costume department.
I know, right?
Yeah.
I've got some favorite music.
Okay, hold on.
Let's end the show with that.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Dude, I had a funny experience last night or two nights ago.
What was two nights ago?
We made turkey burgers and I did the thing where I put the brie
inside the burger, you know?
You know what I'm talking about?
So then when you cut it open, it like oozes out.
But here's something I didn't know about.
Oh.
Brie kind of gives me the toots.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
And so like the entire night, I was all was over it was just sarah and i
and the dogs the entire night i just couldn't stop farting and i do not like to fart i you
know i'm the king of the fart walk you know like that's i'm a gentleman and here's the thing i
always fall asleep before she does we're watching some movie and i and i fall asleep and all of a
sudden i hear sarah goes sarah go carl oh my god and i woke up and i was like what and she goes
carl just farted right in boo's face how rude and it was totally me and i know and i let carl
take the rap for it no you didn't didn't. Yeah, and I felt horrible.
And so the next day, she was like getting her eyelashes done.
And I texted her and I said,
I got to be honest with you.
I got to tell you something.
And she said, what?
And I said, this has been weighing heavy on my shoulders.
I got to get this off my chest.
And she was like, what?
And I was like, I farted last night. It wasn't Carl. And she was like, what? I was like, I farted last night.
It wasn't Carl.
And she was like, so, oh my God.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
Did I watch this Flat Earth documentary?
No.
Oh my God.
And?
It's on Netflix.
So it's shot in a way where I think the flat earthers are thinking they're
making a movie that's like pro flat earth but they're really not because they're also like
having like astrophysicists on the show you know and like or on the movie and you know neil degrasse
tyson and bill nye you know they're just like whatever. So it's all about these flat earthers and basically how they're crazy.
And it is phenomenal because, okay.
Yeah.
So it's on Netflix.
Go check it out.
Just type in flat earth.
It'll come up.
Oh, it's called like, I think the movie is called behind the curve or something like
that.
And so what's amazing about it is that these people are such immense conspiracy theorists that they're even conspiracy theorists about themselves.
Like there's like one top top dog in the flat earth world who's like saying that the other top dogs are like agents of Warner Brothers and Disney and NASA.
Then everything is a conspiracy it's so freaking funny and crazy okay get in on it all right i'm gonna add that to your
your list because i like that yeah my last thing is i watched braveheart on the way back from new
york the other day.
Please tell me you've seen it before yesterday.
Of course I've seen it.
Okay.
Just making sure.
I stay, and you may die.
Go, and you'll live for a while.
But lying in your beds many years from now.
Anyways.
Wow.
I can do the whole thing if you want me to.
I love you.
Always have. wow i can do the whole thing if you want me to i love you always have you know i'm glad that like
william wallace and robert the bruce fought for scotland's freedom or whatever but like a lot of
horses had to die for those motherfuckers you know i saw your tweet about that i know like uh
can you imagine like i wanted to make, like, from the perspective of the horses, because I think the horses think that William Wallace is much worse than Longshanks, you know?
Mm-hmm.
Like, there needs to be a rebellion from the horses to go kill William Wallace, because they're like, listen, guys, he's just murdering us left and right.
His whole entire plan is to make spears to fucking murder all of us.
This is, we need to band together as horses, alright?
Why don't you
produce this movie, Wells?
I think it needs to be done, man.
Get up, Tish. She'll help produce it with you.
Yeah, like Scottish people
think William Wallace is the greatest thing in the world
and horses think William Wallace is like
the devil
incarnate.
Is my thought on that.
Okay, do you want to do some musics?
Sure.
Do you have any?
Dude, you know, I saw, let me get my
let me get my thing up.
My thing up.
Do you know who Griffin House is?
Yes.
He's a Nashville songwriter.
Known him for a long time.
I actually played in a celebrity golf tournament
with him one time
phenomenal golfer
I was listening to
a commercial the other day
and I was like
God I love this
who is this
yeah it was him
hold on let me try
to find it
so this is Griffin House
I don't even know
if this is new or not
but it's a song
it's called
Give a Little Love
and it's on a commercial
right now
and I really like it everybody give a little everybody
give everybody give a little bit of love it comes back around
it's just like a very happy song you know yeah
i just love when i hear my friends on commercials because i'm like okay at least they're getting a a very happy song, you know? Yeah.
I just love when I hear my friends on commercials, because I'm like,
okay, at least they're getting a payday. Yeah, at least
they're making a little money. You know? Because musicians
are just getting completely
fucked these days. I know.
Anyways, Griffin House,
Give a Little Love. I can't find that
song on Spotify. Really?
Yeah. Is it called Give a Little Love? Yeah. I can send it that song on Spotify. Really? Is it called Give a Little Love?
Yeah.
I can send it to you.
Okay.
What do you got?
New Music Friday was very lit this week.
Oh, yeah?
This past week.
Yes.
I had a hard time deciding which song to really pick first.
So I am not typically a Judah and the Lion fan.
Oh, that song came out on my release radar as well.
Yeah, I never liked Judah and the Lion.
No offense, but I love this song with KC.
It's called Pictures.
Have you listened to it?
Yeah, it came up on mine the other day.
By the way, another Nashville band.
Yeah.
Which is fantastic.
Oh, KC Musgraves is on this.
That's what I just said. I didn't know that about this song when I was listening to it. Oh, Kacey Musgraves is on this. That's what I just said.
I didn't know that about this song when I was listening to it.
Oh, I didn't know that.
I love this song.
This is a great song.
You know what's so funny?
I booked these guys at Soul Shine Pizza.
No way.
Like, I don't even know, seven years ago.
They packed the place out.
sad song of a love
gone wrong
I hate that
I'm taking our pictures
off the wall
yeah it's a good song
oh yeah and she does the girl part of this
mhm it's so good
it's like.
Oh, Spacey Casey.
Love her.
This makes me want to go back and listen to some older Jude and the Lion stuff and give it another shot.
Do you want me to play you a Jude and the Lion song that was freaking phenomenal?
It was the song that we played way back in the day.
Please.
Wait, hold on.
Where is it?
What else you got?
James Bay has a new song with julia michaels called peer pressure you know i love me some james bay and some julia michaels so this is like an epic
duo there's a part of me that wishes james bay spelled his name b-a-e because everyone loves him
that's true what's the song so good though it's called peer pressure when we met
in the sand
now I'm dead every time
you're touching me
you're dancing around on my mind
every second I'm under
control until you're in front of me
baby I'm scared
I don't care I'm digging
I'm in it
when you shake put your hands on my body just like you think I don't care. I'm in it. And you should.
Put your hands on my body just like you think you know me.
On your heart beat it on me.
Don't leave me high and lonely.
I don't usually give in to peer pressure.
But I'll give in to yours.
So I give you my everything and you keep on teasing.
I love James Bay, but he's doing a thing that I think a lot of male singers are doing these days,
where it sounds like they're singing with marbles in their mouth.
What?
It's like...
I don't know.
No.
Disagree.
Give it to you!
I love James Bay bay i love him too
does he have a girlfriend i don't know my friend val's obsessed with him i feel like that guy slays
you know that guy does some serious deep wow you got anything else um worth mentioning but
maybe not playing um the new john mayer so good oh yeah i saw that did you see over to play
but i would talk about john mayer a lot um he doesn't need more help from us that's what i was
thinking uh love the john mayer song also kalani put out an e uh and i think it's an ep might be a full record but um she's put out a
couple of songs lately and i've liked them not loved them i love the new one it's called feels
um so yeah that's another one that i liked but you anything i don't know i think that's kind of
it for me i did um i love i love how our song choices are just so...
So different.
Just so us.
I know.
But that's good, though,
because they're not so different that they don't...
Like, our little playlist works, you know?
Yeah.
Like, I think I've played Joe Purdy before on the podcast,
but I do love him.
And we talked about it earlier where that show, Splitting Up Together, has, like I do love him. And we talked about it earlier
where that show, Splitting Up Together,
has like the best soundtrack ever.
And this song was playing, I think,
on one of the episodes and I shazammed it.
And I was like, they're playing Joe,
like no one knows who Joe Purdy is.
And it just made me very happy.
This song is called Mary, May and Bobby.
It was graduation day.
They were waiting on a plane to take Mary away.
Said there's nothing left for me here but you.
Bobby, I hope that you can find yourself.
And there's so much that I
wish to know
so you know typical Wells song makes you want to kill yourself
you're going to be crying afterwards
you know
I feel like a lot of
the songs we put on here are very sad
happy songs don't do anything
do you remember the band group love
oh yeah
group love's like big record.
I remember when they were working it to us.
The record name is Never Trust a Happy Song.
And I feel that very, very much because I don't need, you know, I don't know.
Well, I just think sad music makes you really feel.
Yes.
Like sadness to me, like this is gonna sound bad,
but like sadness to me is a much deeper feeling
than happiness.
Yeah.
Say what you will about it,
but it's just true
for the most part.
And so I feel like sad music
just really like cuts you deep.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In a good way.
Totally.
It makes you feel all the,
like I don't need music
to make me happy.
Tacos and like alcohol
does that to me.
You know?
Totally.
All right.
Is that everything?
I think so.
I can't believe it.
Brandy has got a boyfriend.
I can't wait till this wears off and like,
it's not a big deal to you anymore.
I know.
I mean,
like the past three episodes have been very much focused around it.
But it's been a thing, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You were going to Africa, then you went to Africa,
and now you're back from Africa, all for a guy.
I know.
I'm an idiot, but I can't help it.
Real quick, closing out.
Kardashian bachelorette stuff.
Oh, yeah.
Okay. Saddam. Let me stuff. Oh, yeah. Okay.
Saddam. Let me tell you why this
is Saddam. The Kardashians
work for NBC. ABC
puts out The Bachelor. Everyone's
under contract. You can't put those people
on that show. It just
logistically would never work.
Also, I've seen the contracts
they put in front of The Bachelor and The Bachelorettes.
They are nowhere near the money that Khloe needs to be the Bachelorette.
Of course.
Of course.
But Mike Fleiss, the creator, loves to tweet stuff like that and get people talking.
So what he did totally worked for what he likes to do is get people talking.
But never going to happen.
Also, I saw that the Kardashians kind of threw shade at bachelor
nation you know they did yeah and i saw like tanner tweeted it out being like the only show
that has a worse success rate in relationships on tv other than the bachelor is keeping up with
the kardashians so everyone pumped the brakes which I thought was a great joke. Totally. Anyways, you know they'd love to be on that show.
You know?
Watch, now they'll have like a cross-pollination episode, you know?
Or like a date is like going and hanging out with Chris or something like that.
Oh my gosh, I would love that actually.
I can see that.
All right, I think we did it.
Yeah. You know? I'm glad you're back on U.S my gosh. I would love that. Actually. I can see that. All right. I think we did it. Yeah. You know, I'm glad you're back on U S soil. Glad you're home. Thanks. Thank you.
I'm sorry that you're walking bowlegged around these days, but Hey, okay. Uh, you know,
listen, I'm fine. Okay. I ride horses for a living. All good over here, man, you rode that horse all week long in Africa.
Yep.
Michelle Huseman.
Oh, gosh.
Get it.
I can't wait to tell him that you call him that because he loves Game of Thrones.
Really?
Yeah, he'll know who you're talking about.
Maybe just don't tell him that my girlfriend thinks he's hot.
All right?
Let's just not do that.
Okay?
Thanks.
All right, dude. I'm glad you're back miss you when you coming to la anytime soon honestly i don't know because oh
because i don't know if you've seen i'm going on this little tour with caitlin you seen any of this
yeah what is that about yeah so um it's a live podcast tour, and we're kind of making them actual events.
And so I'm going to DJ a little bit at these events.
Might also kind of be a co-host, almost like a sidekick.
You know on talk shows how you've got your Jimmy Fallon, and then what's his little sidekick's name?
Guillermo?
Yes, I'm the Guillermo to Caitlin Bristow for these podcast tours. But I also am going to DJ a little bit.
So it's going to be really fun. I think we're doing five cities as of now. We might add a sixth
because the other ones sold out in a day, which is insane. Wow. So between my other gigs and that
two week run, I am, my March is just packed.
So it's probably going to be April before I come out to LA to be honest with you.
Will you make me a promise?
Sure.
Every time you go on her podcast, let everyone know that YFT is a thing and they should listen to that too.
I will.
Cleo and I already talked about it actually.
Okay.
We were actually talking about having you come out for one of them.
So that might still be in the works if you're interested in doing that let me know i'll be
there but this is good because these things sold out so fast like i feel like a maybe a um a 2020
goal for us would be a yft live podcast tour all right i'm down i'm down i'm down we've got
we got to get our we got to get our peeps, our YFTers, to spread the word,
help us get a few more listeners,
and really blow this thing out of the water
so we can make sure we can sell all of our tickets,
and I think we can make it happen.
Did we decide what we're calling our listeners?
No.
I saw a bunch of ones.
I like YFTers, but I like someone was saying
that we should call them our favorites.
Yeah. That was a lot we should call them our favorites.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was a lot of people said that. Yeah.
That one makes sense.
Yeah.
We can call them the faves.
Yeah.
I don't know.
We can keep thinking about it.
We can circle back around to this.
Totally.
I got to go pack.
I'm going to New York.
Cool.
Love you.
Love you.
Love you guys.
Bye.
Bye.
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