Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Brandi is live from Stoner..henge

Episode Date: July 3, 2019

This week on YFT, Brandi records live from some castle in England while on tour with Miley. Wells gets excited about his upcoming trip to the islands with Sarah and we find out some of the best female... cockpit terms from YFT'ers. There's other stuff but Wells is uploading this from vacation and to be honest, he edited the episode while half drunk on a plane and doesn't really remember what they talked about. Enjoy! Thanks to our awesome sponsors! Check out these deals just for YFTers. QUIP - Go to getquip.com/YFT to get your first refill pack for free LOLA - For 40% off all subscriptions, visit MyLola.com and enter promo code YFT when you subscribe MYRO - Get 50% off your first order by going to MyMyro.com/YFT and use promo code YFT

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Starting point is 00:01:38 Okay. Well, thank you. I love you too. Why has this been so difficult for you to make this show? Okay. So we are in the UK for Glastonbury. Okay. And the place we're staying, Miley rented basically an entire farm for us to stay at. Okay. So Glastonbury is like kind of in the middle of nowhere. And we're staying at a farm about 20 minutes away. There's like four houses and like she and I are in one house. And then she's got a group of like 10 friends in another house. My mom and dad are in another one. We're all on this property, but it's very remote.
Starting point is 00:02:10 And we're like, when we got there, we were like reading the like packet they sent us. And it said, we are very aware that our Wi-Fi connection is abysmal. They were like, you can send emails, but that's about it. And I was like, oh, no. So i was like oh no so i was like what am i gonna do so at first i was like i'm gonna go to a hotel where some of the band is staying and do it there it's an hour away so and then today we woke up and we decided to go to stonehenge of course we left an hour late and then we decided to go eat dinner but i was smart and i brought all my stuff with me because i had a feeling that something like this would happen.
Starting point is 00:02:45 So I am at the restaurant that we're at. Everybody else is in this other room partying. Yeah. And I'm sitting in a room all alone. It's the quietest place I could find to record this podcast. Okay. One ding for ingenuity. All right.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Yeah. ding for ingenuity all right yeah but also no one feels bad for you right now because everything you just described sounded so dope it is dope but i could have easily been like you know what wells i can't make this pod you're gonna have to have sarah fill in but i was like nope you know what i'm committed all right yeah like just like wells i met glass and barry and it's like in the middle of nowhere it was this amazing concert and like my sister rented out this gigantic castle over the bluffs of glass and berry and you know literally oh and then stonehenge oh you don't understand you don't the humanity guys oh gosh now i have to do this fucking podcast i can't believe it fucking podcast.
Starting point is 00:03:44 I can't believe it. But thankfully, this Wi-Fi, I was like, man, this restaurant better have some banging Wi-Fi. Yeah. I tell you what, sounds good to me. I hear a little background noise, but it is what it is. I gotta be honest with you, this is as good as I've heard it in a while anyway, so here we are.
Starting point is 00:04:02 Miley's show must have been last night, because seeing nothing but pictures and videos from Miley's Instagram right now. Yeah. And like I said, we have no internet where we are. So she is just now within the last like couple hours being able to upload all of her content. Got it. All of us are. So.
Starting point is 00:04:19 So, yeah, we're like blasting out the glass dough content right now. OK. Love that. That's what that's called. like blast out the glasto content right now okay love that that's what that's called also tell your sister to pump the brakes cuz get a little oversaturated with pictures of her singing on stage and then her like licking a camera all right you're just jealous guess who um played uh i guess headline technically last night after her um did you look i saw saw Lil Nas X there? He came out during her set. It was very cool. Him and my dad. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:47 The Cure headlined last night. Oh, man. Hold the phone. I think the greatest song ever written was Just Like Heaven by The Cure. Let's just enjoy it for a second, alright?
Starting point is 00:05:10 Oh yeah Wait for it Here it comes Maybe in a little bit, hold on Show me, show me, show me How you do that trick The one that makes me scream She said The one that makes me scream she said the one that makes me love she
Starting point is 00:05:48 said i turn my arms around my neck show me how you do it i'll run away with you oh god i think that's one of the greatest songs ever written just like heaven by the cure so there we go they're pretty iconic and and i forget somebody was oh, I don't think I know their music. And I was like, trust me, if you heard it, you would know it. Oh, yeah. I mean, Friday I'm in Love is a huge banger. Smash. Boys Don't Cry, Just Like Heaven, Close to Me, Love Song.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Come on, The Cure is the greatest. Totally. So yeah, that was pretty cool. It's really funny because, yeah yeah i think that my two favorite my i think i fought being a child of the 80s for so long but here's the truth of the matter guys i just am old and my favorite all-time band is the talking heads who are known primarily for their work in the 80s my favorite song ever is take on me by aha and i think the greatest song ever written is the cures just like heaven so you know what guys fucking old all right here we are that's
Starting point is 00:06:54 that's just what's happening okay so this is why tish and i get along so well oh my gosh i just was telling tish the dish in the car legitimately as we drove here um she was talking about we were just everyone's been talking a lot uh on this trip about their like we got a whole crew with us by the way like 10 friends of miley's are with us and everyone's just been talking about they're sitting up and others and their relationships it's just been like all we've talked about yeah and somebody i think in the group is is is a guy that is dating an older woman. And my mom was like, I really feel like guys your age don't want women my age. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, mom.
Starting point is 00:07:35 You don't understand. I was like, if Wells didn't have Sarah, he would be with you in a heartbeat. No comments? How did she respond to that? Well, it's funny funny miley was the one that was like oh my god mom get it with wells wells is hot miley was like fully encouraging it was insane well see my sister does like you she thinks you're really hot i think that's funny i don't think that she thinks that i think that miley looks at me as like annoying brother guy. No, she thinks you're hot.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Yeah? Yeah. She thinks you're a good looking dude. All right. That makes me feel good. Wait, hold on. Is Liam there? He's not.
Starting point is 00:08:11 He stayed back in California. His whole family is in Malibu right now. So he stayed behind. Crago's here? Crago, man. Dude, what? Did you tell Crago to hit me up? Let me go bowling with Crago.
Starting point is 00:08:20 You miss Crago? I miss Crago. Don't give a shit about Liam. Nice guy. But I want to go hang out with Liam's dad. Liam's dad is cool. He's getting a ding
Starting point is 00:08:29 because Crago is the shiz, man. You want to start the show? Oh, yeah, we probably should, huh? Yeah, you or me. I'll start. Go for it. Bros and hoes, you're listening to
Starting point is 00:08:39 your favorite thing podcast with... Wells and Branday. Buckle your seatbelts, boys and girls. You're about to venture into 45 minutes of absolute nonsense, or we'll probably make a couple dick jokes. Wells will talk about farting,
Starting point is 00:08:53 and probably Wells' dogs will ruin some part of the audio during the show, but it's going to be the greatest gosh dang 45 minutes of your life. Here we go. All of this crew is like, oh, you have a podcast? What's it about? And I'm like, literally nothing.
Starting point is 00:09:09 We literally shoot the shit. It's so dumb. But we have listeners, and it's great. You know who's in this crew is Caitlyn Jenner, now Jenner, now that she's married to Brody Jenner. Oh, really? And yeah, so she was like, oh, well, she has the podcast with Stephanie. Yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah, totally.
Starting point is 00:09:26 And she was like, oh, so what's your guys' podcast about? And I was like, oh, favorite things, but like literally nothing. Yeah. What'd she say? She was like, oh, that's actually sounds so fun. I was like, yeah, actually it kind of is. It is. It's the best podcast.
Starting point is 00:09:40 They were like, so do you have to like prep for that? Do you have to like really prep before every episode? And I was like, no. No. Literally, the less amount of work we do beforehand, the better the show, I find. Totally. Agreed. I mean, I guess I got to give a ding.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Is Stonehenge getting a ding? You went and saw Stonehenge today. Yeah, super cool. And to be fair, I didn't really know a whole lot about Stonehenge. I've seen photos of it from other people that have been, but I did not do my research like I don't know enough about Stonehenge I feel like I now need to go research but it's very cool um the cool thing about it that I didn't know is that it's man-made it's not like these stones just appeared there like people like prehistoric times people brought these stones and put them here to be some like spiritual thing or whatever
Starting point is 00:10:26 like the year dates back of like huh you thought that those stones naturally appeared in a circle form no i thought that was what was so cool about it is like whoa where these stones come from bro but like that's not it oh my god how much weed are you guys smoking on this trip actually not enough i don't think at all but no one's smoking enough weed because everyone's like oh god we should try to bring weed on this strip oh yeah it is cool yeah and it's crazy that it dates so far back like it was like the year was like 2000 bc or something insane like that is so many years before christ like i can't even my brain can't fathom. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:05 I think I heard something that like the stones actually go way far down into the ground. Like it's a lot bigger than you'd know, right? My mother's one fun fact that she's been telling everyone all day is, did you know it took 500 years for them to just build the ditches alone to put the stones in?
Starting point is 00:11:24 She's been telling everybody on there well that's cool man yeah i i think the thing about stonehenge and i could be wrong about this is that they don't really know who did it or why they did it or how they did it and that's why a lot of people think that they might have ties to an alien civilization and stuff because because of how heard that one yeah because of how old it is it would have been really really hard for prehistoric man or whatever to do it so yeah i've heard that like people don't know how they did it and like similar to the to the pyramids where it's like logistically speaking stupid old humans couldn't have done this. So obviously aliens, duh. Duh.
Starting point is 00:12:07 Wait, speaking of sci-fi, I like how this was your suggestion. And then I just beat you to it. You've taken it. Yeah, so I read Recursion already since the last episode. You've already read it? Finished it. Oh my gosh. Finished it.
Starting point is 00:12:21 I finished it today. Jeez, I haven't even started it. Oh, dude, you are in for quite a ride young brandi phenomenal oh okay so just to set the table for everybody last week brandy was like hey do you remember that book that i told you to read called dark matter and i was like yeah i love that book and she was like okay there's a new one from the same author called Recursion and I was like oh I'm gonna go read that and I literally got it that day and just finished it today so that's not read it you love it so good was it better than Dark Matter um it's so similar to Dark Matter oh I will say that's so good i will say it's similar but not okay how do
Starting point is 00:13:08 i describe it without ruining okay so i'll tell you that you not ruin yeah no i repeat do not ruin i will not ruin there are two main characters one is a scientist named helena who's mother is dying of alzheimer's so she's working on like this technology to basically map memories and then kind of like re-download them back into your brain. So like it fights Alzheimer's basically. And then one character is a cop who is investigating this new phenomenon
Starting point is 00:13:40 that's happening in the world. And it's happening like in our world right now. This new phenomenon that's called FMS, which is false memory syndrome. So basically all these people are like starting to have memories of people who they were married to, kids that they had in like a different life,
Starting point is 00:13:58 but that didn't ever happen. As the cop is like looking into it, the people that they're remembering, even though they've never met them or whatever, they exist in the real world. So they're like, in this other world, I was married to John Smith and I don't know any John Smiths, you know, like, and then they went and looked up the John Smith and like, yeah, that guy does live in that place. And like, those were his like siblings. And so like, they have all this like intimate knowledge of something, even though though it's false memories and that's the stage in which we start the book that's crazy and then it just goes down some weird rabbit holes oh so good so yeah okay all right i gotta
Starting point is 00:14:37 pick it up yeah pick it up you got to dude telling you i've been looking for it in the airport bookstores and i haven't seen it yet i just gotta got to get home and order it on AMA. It's just what I got to do. Oh, yeah. I just listened to it on Audible. I cannot do that. I've been watching. I don't know if we ever talked about it, but we were talking about Designated
Starting point is 00:14:58 Survivor. Did you ever watch that show? Who's in it? Keeper Sutherland? No. It's like season one was a network show. It was on like NBC or something. Season one, like episode one is him. He like works in for the White House, but in some like very, very tiny, small role. And then something happens where like everybody from the government is like in one building at one time and somebody blows it up and he's the only person to live.
Starting point is 00:15:24 And so they make him the president and he has like no business being president. Like that's episode one. Okay. But anyway, so I loved the shows on two seasons on, on NBC, I think. And then, uh, and then it went away for the longest time and I was like, what the heck? And then I was looking for shows to download on Netflix on the, for the plane and saw a designated survivor season three, Netflix bought it. And so they've come out with season three. It's so smart smart they buy all the shows that the networks are like oh we're not sure yeah and so netflix buys it it makes them better and so now that it's a netflix show it's way edgier like they actually like cuss and stuff it makes it so much better because like network tv is so pg and the issue they actually talk about like real freaking issues like i just watched episode two last night and
Starting point is 00:16:05 it was obviously this is a this is a scripted show and on episode but it's like it's like parallels real let's go on real life so like episode two is about the president like meeting with somebody from a different country and i don't i don't want to like alienate people and say which one but like meeting with someone from a different country and that the person is like in their 50s and married to a girl that's 13 and the president is like freaking out about it and then once he starts to freak out then he gets bombarded with press that's like oh but did you know that in 48 of the 50 states or something like that like a child in the united states can get married either with the parents permission or with a judge's approval like there are loopholes in 40 out of 50
Starting point is 00:16:46 states for a child to get married in the United States and that's a true fact. Gross. It's just very interesting. I feel like Netflix is really going to bring to light some of the issues that are happening in real life but in a scripted way. So I think it's cool. That made me laugh so much when you were describing it. You sounded like a middle school
Starting point is 00:17:01 girl telling. You're like, Cindy, seriously. Now it's like Netflix, like that cussing stuff. It's super cool. It's like cussing stuff. But it makes it much more like real life because they're, I don't know, it's just edgier. It's just way cooler. Yeah, it's way cooler. It's edgier. It's super
Starting point is 00:17:17 cool. I sound even more like that. There's a really hot guy in it and that's kind of why I started watching it. He plays like the president's advisor or something. He's super hot like Spanish guy or something like that. I's a really hot guy in it. And that's kind of why I started watching it. He plays like the president's advisor or something. He's super hot, like Spanish guy or something like that. I don't know. Oh, he's a super hot guy. He's got big pecs and he's got abs.
Starting point is 00:17:34 And I think he's got big bulges and pants. And he sees pieces of testicles. Cynthia, you have to watch it. Oh my God. Got a question for you, Brandi. What what's up you've been traveling all over europe you got your quip toothbrush with you i sure do my sister was just complimenting it last night really uh-huh everyone loves using electric toothbrushes they're just so much better miley was actually in my bathroom stealing my toothpaste last night and was like whoa whoa whoa
Starting point is 00:18:01 why is your electric toothbrush so much smaller than mine and i was like because it's the best and uh her toothbrush is gigantic it takes up like her entire little carry-on case so i love my quip i literally take it everywhere it's so great because brush heads and batteries are automatically delivered to my door every three months i had a fresh brush head and fresh battery to put in right before this trip. I really do love this toothbrush. We love Quip, and that's why we are hooking it up. Quip starts at just $25, and if you go to getquip.com slash YFT right now, you can get your first refill pack for free. Yep, that's your first refill pack free at getquip.com slash YFT. Clean teeth.
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Starting point is 00:19:42 so they know we sent you. Again, joinbuilt.com slash yft to start earning points on your rent payments today i have a favorite new little factoid oh to tell we had a party there night and so this is not from me this is from this guy uh jp who's in a bank called boom. He came over and we started talking. I had a bunch of people over and he was like, I just found out recently why people are called Chip and Skip and Trip. And I was like, okay, what is that?
Starting point is 00:20:18 So Chip is if you're named after your father, like a chip off the old block, okay? I've never heard of this. Skip is when you're named after your grandfather because it's skipping over your dad and i don't get it i don't understand and trip is when you're the third so your grandfather your father and you are all named the same name so chip but then why would you call them a different name if you're going to name the kid after somebody then why give him a different nickname i don't know i'm just telling that, like, if you come across someone named Chip, that's not, like, short for Charles. It's, like, not their name at all.
Starting point is 00:20:52 No. Their name is probably, like, Greg Winston II. And it's Chip because he's a chip off the old block. And then when someone's named Skip, their name wasn't, they weren't named Skip because, that's stupid. It's because they're named after their grandfather and it's skipping over their father's name. Very interesting. I wish I knew someone named one of these names because I would call them right now and be like, hey, is this your real name or what? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:19 But I actually don't know anyone named Chip, Skip, or Trip, so that's cool. And also, yeah, also trey is usually the third when someone's named trey oh same with like junior you know i do know a trey yeah see if he's the third very interesting anyways i don't even know that's true but i heard that and i was like a little drunk and i was like this is going on the show this seems like good and we don't fact check anything from the show we just say whatever comes out of our mouths and don't think twice about it. Speaking of not fact checking anything, but wanting to talk about it because it's happening in the news right now. Taylor Swift, Big Machine Record, Scooter Braun, Cara Delevingne, Justin Bieber.
Starting point is 00:21:58 What does Cara have to do with it? So for those of you that don't know, Big Machine Records owns all the masters to Taylor Swift's earlier records. Big Machine was just recently acquired by Scooter Braun, who is Justin Bieber's manager and for some reason has enough money to buy Big Machine Records. Don't get that. Taylor Swift found out about it through the news, wrote a long like Tumblr thing about how I guess she was bullied by Sco braun obviously justin bieber is good friends with scooter braun considering that's his manager so he like wrote this like long thing on instagram like being like scooters on your side you know like don't trash him he's a good guy and then cara de la veen comes in underneath that being like instead of defending
Starting point is 00:22:40 a man why don't you actually listen to what a woman has to say and maybe take her perspective for once you know you misogynistic whatever not really like that but kind of like that and then scooter braun's wife jumps in being like you know what you don't get to bully my husband and call them bad names when you literally have been picking up and throwing down friends like old flowers or something like that which i was like damn anyways have you not heard all this am i just telling you this for the first time so i haven't heard about the whole cara justin back and forth situation but obviously so i'm surrounded by music people this weekend and like you know my sister's team and just any i mean literally like vampire weekend and their whole team was outside our room at glastonbury. So I'm just like, I'm like in the music industry bubbles this weekend. So obviously everyone is talking about it and, and here's what I've been hearing. Okay. Obviously I don't know. I don't know what's true
Starting point is 00:23:35 and what's not. I'm not in this. I'm just telling you what my ears have been hearing this weekend when I've heard all these people talking about this is that everyone who's anyone in the music business has known that Big Machine is up for sale. Yeah. And everyone's saying like Taylor should have bought it if she wanted it. She could have bought it and she didn't. And for her to say she didn't know it was for sale is probably not true because everyone else knew it was for sale and she's Taylor Swift and she had to know. Yeah. This is not the first time this has happened, by the way, boys and girls, if you know your music history. Way back in the day, the Beatles were talking to Michael Jackson about what an amazing investment it was to buy masters of people's catalogs. What Michael Jackson
Starting point is 00:24:19 did was hear that and then went and bought the Beatlesles catalog and paul mccartney and michael jackson had a huge falling out because michael jackson was just like yeah it's a good idea i'm gonna buy the beatles shit anyone who taken like music 101 whatever in college has heard this story and i imagine that this is nothing new to taylor swift when i was reading this i was like to your point i was like why didn't she just buy it? I don't understand. Because. Yeah. And I mean, she's saying she didn't know it was for sale and that she found out about
Starting point is 00:24:49 Twitter. I just don't. From what I've been hearing this weekend from any and all sides of people at Glastonbury Festival that are in the music business is that everyone knew it was for sale and there's no way she couldn't have known. Whatever. Other stuff. Other stuff.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Oh, my God. Okay. known whatever other stuff other stuff oh my god okay so last week you were talking about how you're on a flight with two women pilots yes so cool and i made the joke we can't call it the cockpit we gotta call it the cunt pit yeah yeah and then all of a sudden our at yft podcast instagram page started getting lit up like a freaking Christmas tree. Lit up. So here are some of my favorites because obviously cunt pit, a little aggressive.
Starting point is 00:25:31 A little aggressive, yeah. Agreed. And literally, I'm so disappointed in myself for not thinking of these because I should be good at this, but whatever. Here's some of my favorites. Pussy pit. Not mad at it. Clit pit. Here's some of my favorites. Okay. Pussy pit. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:46 Not mad at it. Clit pit. That was one I read that I liked. The box office. Oh, my God. And then someone was like, well, why don't we make it gender neutral and call it the crotch pit? And I was like, I like that, too. Oh, yeah, I like that, too. Okay, so hold on. But the two that kind of got us right they were clit pit and box office totally what's your favorite of the two i don't know uh clit pit
Starting point is 00:26:19 just has a really nice ring doesn't it it does it? It does. It just rolls off the tongue. Pun intended. It does really nicely. Yeah, it's the clit pit. Tish the dish. Roll it in with a dessert. One of my favorite things ever. It's Wellesley. I told him that if there was no Sarah, that you would date him in a heartbeat.
Starting point is 00:26:40 Just drop it? She's that flustered. I'm flustered. Are you guys partying out there? They are. See, this is what I'm giving up for you Y of tears. That's amazing. Thanks, mother.
Starting point is 00:26:54 My mother dropped the dessert fork after hearing that Wells would maybe date her. I love your mom so much. I got some more favorite things, by the way. Okay. I am caught up with big little lies. You are. I got some more favorite things, by the way. Okay. I am caught up with Big Little Lies. You are. I'm not. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:27:10 I know. I couldn't download. It was one of the shows you can't download for the plane. I'm behind. Last episode, I was like, it's like when the Golden State Warriors brought in Kevin Durant. Them bringing in Meryl Streep is like not fair. After watching it, Meryl Streep. First of all, Reese Witherspoon is great.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Zoe Kravitz, fantastic. Shane Lee Woodley, amazing. I mean, like on a different, Laura Dern, so good, by the way. And then on a different level, you have Nicole Kidman, who's crying in every freaking episode, getting the crap beat out of her left and right, right? So good. And I'm sitting there being like, there's like literally there is no one can top this. Enter Meryl motherfucking Street. Dude, she's so good in it.
Starting point is 00:27:56 She makes me so angry. I know. I've often said like, usually when it comes to reality TV, though, when someone makes me mad, it means it's such a good show because it's making me feel something, you know? Which is hard to do because we're all dead inside at this point. By the way, I'm doing the majority of the talking right now, not because I'm an egotistical maniac.
Starting point is 00:28:19 I'm eating. Because she's eating cake right now. For all of you guys out there who think... It's not cake. What is it? Do you want to know what it is? It's actually freaking incredible. It doesn't.
Starting point is 00:28:27 Honestly, maybe my favorite dessert I've ever had. On the menu. Yeah. It's called melted cookie dough with vanilla ice cream. I would call it not melted because it's like half cooked. I'd call it half baked cookie dough. Oh, shit. And vanilla freaking ice cream.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Damn, it does sound good. It's phenom. Yeah. Damn. Anyways does sound good. It's phenom. Yeah. Damn. Anyways, Big Little Lies is so good. So I just need that. I just caught up. We got caught up last
Starting point is 00:28:54 because last night was the new episode. It was so freaking good. I got to watch. Yeah, man. I don't know if I have watched anything else. I've just been watching Designated Survivor. Yeah. Have you seen or heard about Hotel Mumbai? I feel like i've heard of it or watched the trailer for it what
Starting point is 00:29:08 network is it it's a movie and so it's like on itunes right now sarah and i watched it two nights ago it's the guy that's in slumdog millionaire and it's about when mumbai and the taj hotel in india were attacked by terrorists oh i, I've seen the trailer for this. It is one of the most graphic movies I've ever seen about terrorism. Just unbridled murder and blood and guts and just like no sense of remorse from these guys. Like it was and here's the thing, I think it did a really good thing of it. Like it really sends home these Al-Qaeda and these, these people that are doing
Starting point is 00:29:52 jihad. It just goes to show like how brainwashed these kids are and like how they're able to, it's just, it really, it was hard to watch but it was like really well done like really well done and like i'm one of those people that's like whenever i watch it's like god you know i'd stand up and i'd bum rush him with a knife or something you know and i'm sitting there watching being like sarah's like what would you do and i was like i get the fuck out of there i would be i would be sprinting away i would not be helping anybody i'm sorry but like they have all these automatic weapons and no one has anything you know and they're just like fishing a barrel and all these people it was just i don't really know what to say
Starting point is 00:30:38 other than like the fact that there are people out there like that in the world that think that can justify murdering people for any reason religious or not is insane to me and there's this really cool interesting line where this like russian oligarch or something he's like a big wig wants to leave the room that they're all like kind of bunkering down in and they're like you can't leave you can't leave and he's like i'm leaving i'm getting out of here the guy who's like kind of like in charge the door is like okay we'll say a prayer for you and he turns to him looks him dead in the eye and goes don't pray for me your prayer is what got us in this mess and then walks out and it was just like, whoa! That's heavy. So anyway, Hotel Mumbai, man.
Starting point is 00:31:29 I don't know if it's good. Yeah, I don't know. It's really, it's tough. So I got to tell you guys about one of my new favorite things. I really hope you're not getting sick of my eco-friendly rants that I go on, but I just, I really am trying hard here to become more eco-friendly
Starting point is 00:31:45 and use products that are friendly for the planet and friendly for us. And, um, I've discovered that with Miro it's a deodorant and I've tried a lot of deodorants with no aluminum and stuff in it. Like the stuff that says be good for you. And I've had a hard time finding one that actually works. And I really have been very happy with this deodorant. Have you tried it yet? Well, I really have been very happy with this deodorant. Have you tried it yet, Wells? Yes, I freaking love this stuff. It comes with a refillable case.
Starting point is 00:32:14 So you're not like just throwing more plastic into landfills and stuff. You can refill them and you reduce plastic waste by approximately 50% versus typical drugstore deodorants. It's vegan. It's gluten-free, which we're pretty sure that Wells' stomach has an issue with gluten, so that's good news. Soy-free and cruelty-free. Doing good and feeling good should be an everyday thing, just like this deodorant. Yeah. It's also a subscription-based, which is great because I always forget to reorder things. Like Wells mentioned, you use the same de deodorant case and then they resend you the pods every three months. Um, so they get delivered straight to your door. It's the most
Starting point is 00:32:50 convenient it can possibly be. And you never run out of deodorant. It's amazing. Yeah. I get 50% off your first order and get started today for just five bucks. Visit my Miro.com slash YFT. So that's M-Y-M-Y-R-O dot com slash YFT and use promo code YFT for the discount. Love that stuff, man. Yeah. Another eco-friendly, good-for-you product that I'm so excited to talk about. I've been using it.
Starting point is 00:33:24 It's Lola. Sorry, Wells, plug your ears. Um, but tampons are a big part of my life. I have to use them every single month. And, um, it's, you know, it's just recently come to light that they're horrible for you. So it's very cool. Lola is all organic cotton. Lola also makes other sex products that have women in mind. And the best part about it is that you can also get this available for a subscription. It can get delivered to your door every month. It's so convenient. You don't have to send your poor boyfriend to the drugstore to buy your products anymore.
Starting point is 00:33:54 They come straight to your door. And YFTers, we can give you 40% off of all subscriptions if you just visit mylola.com and enter YFT when you subscribe. Yep. 40% off all subscription. Visit mylola.com. That's M-Y-L-O-L-A.com and enter YFT when you subscribe. Do it. Have you seen a show on Netflix called When They See Us? Yeah. So I feel like that's about like the Memphis Five or something like something. The Central Park Five. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:27 Did you watch that or no? No, because I know that like, I just don't know if I, I did Hotel Mumbai. I don't know if I was ready for like more like problems with our world movies, you know? Did you see it? I did not, but my sister's manager was raving about it. We were all talking about tv yesterday and he brought it up to me and said i gotta watch it i guess like premises is it's it's true it's almost like american crime story where it's like a scripted version of a true thing that happened
Starting point is 00:34:54 back in what was it the 80s i think it's the 80s where these five kids um that were hanging in central park like really you know really late either one night or early early early morning middle of the night kind of thing and a woman in Central Park somewhere was like beaten and raped or something and these five kids got pegged for it
Starting point is 00:35:17 like they went to jail for it and it tells the story about that and you know the controversy of did they really do it or did the police peg that peg it on them kind of thing um everyone's staring at me hi mc what hi she's like they're podcasting she's like blown away by my commitment to this because last time i podcasted was from her backyard yeah that was last week i guess and she's like you are insane i'm like you know what honey someone's got to buy the designer sneakers on my feet okay yeah
Starting point is 00:35:49 exactly also miley love to have you on the show one of these days oh she's she's had a drink or two i she definitely can't come on this week no my suggestion for when miley comes on i send you my recording equipment or you just go in your dad's studio and you guys do an episode without me even there hilarious we can do that one day i think that would be funny like and just talk about like you guys growing up and stuff and all your favorite stuff funny they're just like so i'm the room i'm in is insane it's like this little sunken room i'm like isolated and alone but there's a tiny little window in the door and they keep poking their head through,
Starting point is 00:36:28 like looking at me. I'm like, why? Okay. Well, I feel bad. I want you to go enjoy a glass and berry in the castle while you're eating fucking melted.
Starting point is 00:36:36 I've been with them all day. We're like gold. We're good. Okay. Well, I'm, I'm giving you an out, but if you don't want,
Starting point is 00:36:42 I know, I know, but like the, the people are important to me, the YFTers. That's true. I got another 10 minutes of me, you know? Okay. I've got a bunch of music that I wanted to do.
Starting point is 00:36:51 Oh, great. Okay, let's do... I want you to go and hang out with... The fam bam? I want you to go and hang out with all your friends and see if maybe... See if maybe we can get some more... Ooh, Julia Michaels released an album today? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:37:08 That's really exciting news. Download. I'll have a review for you guys next week of that. That's exciting. Well, anyways, Brian, why don't you go enjoy yourself and get some ice cream, maybe some cookies, all. It would be so cool. Oh, I've already crushed that.
Starting point is 00:37:21 My favorite music. Already crushed it. Yeah, I know. That was pretty great though. Okay. His voice of yours needs an alter ego, by the way. Does it? Okay, my buddy Griffin House. Do you remember Griffin House? I'm actually wearing his shirt right now. How weird.
Starting point is 00:37:35 I totally am. Anyways, Griffin House is awesome. I played him on the show, I guess maybe a couple episodes back when he was just in town and I was just hanging out with him. But he's got a new record out and this song that he put out,
Starting point is 00:37:52 the single is called Crash and Burn and it's cool because Griffin House is very much like a singer-songwriter-y guy but this song has this almost Pink Floyd vibe to it that I was really really digging on. So this is Griffin House, Crash and Burn. No sense in growing old I'm going down In history
Starting point is 00:38:27 There's nothing to learn I wanna crash and burn I wanna spend Another night in jail. Take the last. So, yeah, it's Griffin House's new track, Crash and Burn. The the new record is called Rising Star. So that's really good.
Starting point is 00:39:00 And then do you remember Drew Holcomb and the Neighbors? Oh, yeah. So Drew Holcomb has got a new record out called, actually, this might just be a single. I think it's just a single. This came up in my new music, and it was a song that I was playing in the car. And Sarah's like, God, I haven't heard this song in forever.
Starting point is 00:39:21 I love this tune. And I was like, this is brand new. And she was like, what? And it's like one of those songs that is so catchy that you think you've heard it before. Sometimes I am afraid to die. My flesh and bones won't testify. My enemies and friends share the same residence.
Starting point is 00:39:43 But don't eulogize on my behalf. I'm a long way from my epitaph. This song's called The End of the world now haven't you heard some smoke a mifty car boys and girls say goodbye to the past now raise up your glass and revel while it lasts it's the end of the world oh i am foolish anyways uh drogan the Drew Ogun, The Neighbors. The song's called End of the World. It's a single and it is a banger. It's an earworm. It's like immediately you're like, I'm singing this.
Starting point is 00:40:36 I heard it three days ago. So he's a super nice guy too from Memphis, lives in Nashville, known him for a long time, married to his wife, who's also in the band, who's beautiful. Cool. Yeah, she's really talented too. Yeah, just good peeps, man.
Starting point is 00:40:48 I'm all about good peeps. You got anything? I've been living in a bubble for the past week, not gonna lie to you. I really have. Okay, then I might have one more. I might have one more, and then we can go. Okay, cool. Are you okay with that?
Starting point is 00:41:03 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a big fan of the Kooks. I don't know if you ever got into the Kooks. It's a very Wells Adams band. Totally Wells Adams band. And this one came up and I was like, man, this is good. It's called So Good Looking. I don't know. If you haven't gotten into the Kooks, man, you should probably do yourself a favor and get cool.
Starting point is 00:41:24 It's like the most British band. Good looking at a ghost at a chance. You don't give a damn. Remember when we'd go night swimming. In your ragged clothes. Anyways, the Cougs are great, man. If you want to look into more stuff from there, She Moves in Her Own Way was a pretty big hit. Junk of the Heart was pretty good. Anyways, love that band.
Starting point is 00:42:13 All right, well, when do you come back, dude? So we fly back tomorrow. Okay. Which is bittersweet because we've had a really great trip. I mean, I didn't even get to talk about Denmark. I went to Copenhagen for two days and it was absolutely phenomenal. Um, just like cliff notes on Denmark real quick. It is like just the cleanest place. Their population is like so small compared to us cities as far as how many people live there. Like nothing was too crowded. There
Starting point is 00:42:42 was no traffic. Uh, the food was healthy. And the other thing I love about being in Europe is they're so far ahead of us when it comes to consciousness about the planet and recycling. And I haven't seen one straw since I've been here. Even like the grocery store we went to yesterday here in the UK had a little coffee shop in it. And I was like, Oh, I'd love to get a takeaway coffee on my way out. So I was like, Hey, can I get this to go? And she goes, she goes, you can get it to go, but we don't have takeaway cups. You have to go buy a reusable cup in the grocery store. They're just two pounds. And then we can fill up your coffee here or whatever. Like they don't
Starting point is 00:43:16 even have to go cups, which like I, it gets a little frustrating at first, but then you're like, Oh, we're saving the planet. And then it's not so frustrating. I like that. I wish we would, we could get there i don't know i don't know when that's gonna happen yeah anyway i've had a great week but i am ready to get home see the horses you know be back with my peeps yeah well as you come back i leave i'm going uh sarah and i are going on a on a little vacay together to uh to the beach so that'll be nice yeah so the next time we do this show i think i will be probably scouting out good places for wi-fi hoping that i can get it and um it's a grind yeah man it's not easy listen not easy yfters out there we're trying
Starting point is 00:43:59 we are we're putting an effort here uh before we go speaking of uh please rate and review in the app and play stores obviously it kind of bumps up the podcast more people can listen to it if you have any friends that think that they would like the show tell them to listen to your favorite thing because why not also if you want to say anything uh in the rate and reviews give us five stars first and you can say whatever the fuck you want to say by the way i did see i did see a fuck you very much but i we won't do it because i don't really have time but someone was like wells is always cutting brandy off which i've been thinking about it a little bit because i i do and i don't but i think we both do it to each other but i have been in charge of editing this podcast for a very long time and the radio guy in
Starting point is 00:44:41 me likes things to be very tight. I see that. I could see that. I don't like there to be any dead space. So when you're talking and then all of a sudden I'm talking, it's because I've tightened up the space in between. Totally. And maybe I shouldn't do that because I don't know. Maybe like try to don't do it next time and see what happens. Okay.
Starting point is 00:45:04 See if we get any more reviews. Yeah. It's just one person, but like, I just like, as a person who listens to podcasts, I like things to be going and like nothing annoys me more
Starting point is 00:45:15 when someone's like, uh, so anyways. Oh yeah. This is what I was going to say. I usually cut out all that and then start right after. Oh,
Starting point is 00:45:24 this is what I was going to say anyway. So anyways, to and then start right after oh this is what I was going to say anyway so anyways to that person fuck you very much but thanks for the five stars that's all I got to say I would love to know if our listeners are watching the hills because if they are and they're interested I'd love to have Caitlin come on I've like had so
Starting point is 00:45:40 much fun getting to know her she's so awesome so maybe we can have Caitlin on if people are watching the hills and like want to hear what's going on. You do realize that my other podcast is talking about that. Well, do it. That's not my thing. All right. Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:45:52 Let's do it. Okay. I have a lot of questions for her because. You do? Oh, yes. It does not. Not to be rude, but it does not look good for her and Brody after the first episode. Oh, I haven't seen it yet.
Starting point is 00:46:05 Oh, yeah. It looks like a... Maybe we can have her on next week. But let us know, you guys. Are you watching The Hills? Do you like that show? Should we have Caitlin on? Let us know.
Starting point is 00:46:17 Yeah, for sure. All right. Well, I guess I'm going to go have another drink. I'm one drink in, by the way. I was like, Wells is going to be so happy that I have a little alcohol in my system. Wow. I can't believe that you're having a drink. You're having yourself a beer.
Starting point is 00:46:31 Oh my God, mom's going to kill us. Also, guys, help me come up with an alter ego name for this voice that Wells has created this evening. Yeah, okay. It's like, it's similar to like the Jimmy Fallon, like, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's one of my favorite characters. Yeah. It's that. What Jimmy Fallon, like, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's one of my favorite characters.
Starting point is 00:46:47 Yeah. It's that. What's his name on there? Is it like Susie or something? I don't know. But it's that and then the sister in South Park. Shire's banks playing later, stupid. It's kind of like a combination of those.
Starting point is 00:47:03 All right, dude. Will you tell MC and Tish the Dish and everyone else that I wish I was there and everything looks so cool and I miss everybody and I love them and God bless America. Yes, I will relay. 4th of July, I guess is coming up. I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:47:19 I'm so sad we're not doing the party this year. It was so epic. Later, dude. Love ya. See ya later. Bye. Bye. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.

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