Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Brandi Likes A Boy

Episode Date: February 6, 2019

This week on YFT Brandi admits that she likes a boy. She also admits that she's a horrible snowboarder. Wells talks about his favorite new binge worthy murder docs and Brandi talks new music. There's a lot more, but I'm lazy as I write this.

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She was like, no, no, we're going to be fine. Like I'm not good either. So we went by ourselves, no one there to help us, no instructor, no nothing and made it the whole day. But my body feels like someone pushed me down the hill and ran me over with a semi truck. Wow. Like when a Paltrow did. Like what? You not hear that story oh no so some guy's suing gwyneth paltrow right now because apparently she like flew down the

hill and ran into him and she's suing her for like brain damage broken ribs the things people sue people for is like mind-blowing like i didn't even think about that but like that could happen to me i guess totally but like also when i've seen with before she's can't be more than a buck 15 like you're not and this guy was like a totally normal sized man oh it's a dude that's suing her yeah it's like an old man he just like oh it's gwyneth paltrow yeah exactly i hope he's okay but like also but even so it's like not like she did it on purpose no I know well I guess she like kept on skiing away that's the story but like she had she had a uh her teacher behind her and I guess the teacher reported a false report

I don't know oh I was reading So she had like an instructor with her. Yeah, exactly. Oh, interesting. But still like, come on, guy. Oh, no. Have some dignity. I live to tell the tale. But like yesterday, I definitely like, I knew yesterday that my knees were going to be bruised

and stuff like that. And my wrists were really hurting. But I woke up this morning and like my neck is killing me. I think I experienced way more whiplash from the falls than I realized because there were a couple of really bad falls. Like, I mean, there were times where I was just like face plants, like cruising one minute and then caught an edge and just like, boom, like into the hill face first. And I think like my neck probably was like really like damaged what did you uh what do you do are you still doing green circle blue square you are you getting up to the diamond area no no no no no no well this is the first time first of all third day on the hill first day alone like the past few times i've had somebody

there to like babysit me so i had to figure it out all on my own. So, so we spent the first half of the day, like we, we took the gondola up to the top and we get up to the top and there's usually like a beginner area, right. Of like short little runs with a lift. So you can kind of go down a few times and get your feet wet or whatever. So we did that like five or six times. And we were both like, Oh, like we're, we're actually not bad. Like we're getting down and you know, we're fine. So we did that for a few times and then we were like, all right, let's do like a real run. And so we're like looking at all the maps and there's one green one, like what is a green circle, one green circle run. And it's like a family run. And I'm like, Oh, this is perfect. It's gonna be perfect for us. So we start going and we, I get, I'm like going pretty far and I get down about halfway and

there's like a big yellow sign and it 3.5 miles left of this run. Oh. It's a long run. 3.0? Miles. 3.5 miles. 3.5 miles. Yeah. And I was like, this is a family run and it's 3.5 miles long? Holy crap.

And so we got there and we were like, alright, let's take the lift up and just do this whole run all the way to the bottom and then we'll call it a day because we were exhausted at this point yeah so we did we do this long run wells 3.5 miles is so far on a snowboard i mean it's far in general like i can't even run 3.5 miles and so nikki and i like yeah but you're using gravity to take you it's not like you're um it was so hard so like we go down like we kind of start at the same time but we didn't we knew better than to try to like keep up with each other so we'd like stop at certain

points and like I'd look for her if I thought she was behind me and like vice versa and I get down to like the halfway point and I'm like oh my gosh I'm exhausted like I don't know how I'm gonna finish this couldn't find Nikki didn't know if she was still alive like couldn't there's no cell phone service like didn't know what to do so So I just had to keep going. And the hard part about the green circles is because it's for beginners. There's all these spots along the way that kind of flatten out. Yeah. And on skis, I'm sure that's fine. Cause you just push yourself along on the fricking snowboard. If you don't have momentum, like I was scared to go too fast because I'm trying to practice board control over here and be a responsible snowboarder. But then I get that

down to the bottom of the flat part and I have no momentum and I'm stuck and I have to unstrap and walk myself down to the fricking hill. And like I had to do that like four or five times. And I got to one point, probably three quarters of the way down. It was getting dark and cold where I just could not get my shit together. Like I would fall, get up, fall, get up, fall, get up, fall. I couldn't get it together. I had people coming by me being like, are you okay? Do you need help'm like i'm fine get away from me i'm fine i'm all right but i

made it so embarrassing i made it the most embarrassing thank you she's like i mean i don't know who's who's better you or nikki nikki's definitely better i think because the thing i can't even i can't even begin to like go toe side like i just i haven't figured that out yet and she's figured it out a little more than me like i would look back at her a lot and she was like at least trying to go toe side so it's like a step above me for sure going to side all right you were like a d minus i was a d plus yeah there you go so have you are you gonna give up on snowboarding is it over now no i we that's what we were saying is like how messed up is it that it was hot it was brutal and like our bodies hurt so bad but like i don't have any regrets i

had a great time you have you just did seven minutes of regrets to open up the show no no i'm just telling you about my day but it was great i had a great time see that's why that's why i don't we're going to we're going to the mountains for like valentine's day weekend that's cute and i just don't you're not excited i'm excited to drink i'm excited to sit in a hot tube. I have no desire to spend $7 million on a Lyft ticket and all the gear and garb. It's just a rack. You know what? Like we were talking about last episode how like beef jerky is like the biggest racket in the gas station game.

Skiing is the biggest racket in the extreme sports game. A hundred percent. It's so expensive. For no real reason other than a bunch of people got together and they're like, you know what? This is such a white people thing to do. Oh, totally. Let's just have it be white people prices. It's so true.

It's so freaking true. Because it's insane. Like, what are you paying for exactly? Like, I understand that people work there and they have employees, but like not that many. Like, I just really, it blows my mind. Well, I'm glad that you're, you know, that was part of, that was one of your resolutions was to get good at this. So I'm glad that you're doing that. Good is a strong word.

I just wanted to be able to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, at least if you run into like any good looking dudes or like. Yeah. Yeah. There's tons of zaddies on the mountain yeah yeah what's up brah oh man none of them asked to help but they were there you know what is candy i guess what is the zaddy is the zaddy a good looking daddy so it's a zaddy is a dude that um is looking, but he can be anything from like a David Beckham type, like super hot to like a super average, like John Mayer hot. Like he could be a dad, but he doesn't have to be a dad. But it's like dad age range, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. You want to start the show? Sure. You or me? Let me start. Go.

Frozen Hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with a very very hurt brandy right now just her voice sounds so hungover and sad by the way i i only had one drink really yeah all right wells and brandy and all the zaddies out there i need my bell dude come on this literally there's one thing this show has. My brain hurts. Leave me alone. Brandy's doing this show with a concussion right now. I've got it, okay? Okay, first of all,

not only did I spend the whole day on the mountain, I got up at 6.30 and was on my horse by 7.30, so I could do that before we went snowboarding. So I had a freaking full day. But this isn't your horse from Nashville. This is is a new horse well he's not really mine i'm just helping he's for sale so i'm helping train him but he's i've kind of adopted him are you gonna buy the horse no i wish i could but i can't why don't you like put your horse on a trailer and drive him out to denvar because she thank you very much,

she is just really happy where she's at. She's got a really good situation. Yeah, I'm sure she misses her mom, though. I know, but she's got some health issues that tend to change with the environment change. So part of me wonders if I brought her here. It's so different here. I wonder if it would make her eye disease different. And I don't know.

She's just got a good thing going. The girl that leases her loves her to death. Sometimes I think she likes her better than me. And I just thought like it's just better for her to stay there. All right. Quick PSA for those of you out there who rent. If you haven't heard of Bilt, you're about to thank me. Earning points on rent is now a reality when you pay your rent through Build.

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Yeah. Yeah, get them zaddies, yo. Oh gosh. Can we talk about your love interest right now? I'm scared that he's going to listen to the podcast because I finally told him about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would assume that he would know that you have a podcast.

But I also don't really think he has time to listen to it, to be honest. He probably doesn't. Let's break it down, yo. I did an entire episode called Wells Likes a Girl, by the way. I know, but that was your decision. I did not pressure you to that.

That's because this podcast is supposed to be our opportunity to let people into our lives. And what you're doing, Brandy, is you are shutting people out, which is not good for this boy that you like. I just don't want to get ahead of myself and talk about something that I don't know is a real sure thing.

You have to be positive. You have to put out the positive energy into the world, Brandi. I am, but I don't want to go bragging about something and then next visit him. If it doesn't go the way I think, then it's like, oh, I take it all back. I don't like being that person.

Yeah, okay. But you're going to be visiting him soon. I'm going to go visit him if all goes as planned, week after next, going back to South Africa to see this guy. Yes. I'm insane. I'm an insane person. No, you're not.

Love knows no time zone, okay? Okay. It's insane, but I got to do it. I got to go. I gotta go i just gotta see i just gotta see yeah and you always and what i was gonna say i'm like i like i'm so fortunate that i'm able to just like go you know what i mean so like the thing of like for him is not only does he work all the time but he uh like as a south afric like, it's much harder to travel. So, like, and it's really put into perspective for me, like, how freaking fortunate we are in the U.S. to be able to travel. Like, we can just pick up and go most places without a visa or anything.

Like, as long as you have your passport, which lasts 10 years, you can go pretty much anywhere you want, like, at the drop of a hat. And for him, it's a lot harder. It's harder to get a passport. You have to get a visa for each country you go to. It's expensive and they have to prove you like it's insane so um i don't know i just you know it's not it's not easy for him to come here so i and it's not that it's easy for me to go there but it's definitely more doable so i'm gonna do it doable zaddy's doable right oh get it going to africa yep stop that why why is that bad to say i don't know i I'm just nervous. I want him to, like, take you up into a mountain.

And you'd be like, where's your house? And him to be like, everything the light touches is yours, Brandy. I really hope he doesn't say that. I really hope that doesn't happen. I'm trying to think of every, like, Lion King reference I've got right now. Oh, man. You're Nala. You're Nala. After

the trip, if it goes well, I will talk about it. You will? Yeah. Okay, cool. Sure. This is going to come out afterwards, but you know where Sarah and I are going today? Where? We are flying to Atlanta. You know what's happening in Atlanta? Oh, you want a Super Bowl?

Going to the Bowl of the Super. Wait, did you always, were you always planning on doing that? No, it came down last minute and she was like, do you want to go? And I was like, do I want to go? You're, you... I host a football trivia app.

Of course I want to go to the Super Bowl. Oh my gosh. That is pretty cool. I'm a little sad I didn't get to play this year, but part of me is a little relieved. It's a shit show, the Super Bowl, but it is fun. Yeah, I've never been, so I'm excited. That's awesome. I'm a little jealous.

And you're so freaking lucky it's in Atlanta this year. Last year it was in Minneapolis. Do you know how cold it is in Minneapolis right now? Well, especially right now. That's in Atlanta this year. Last year was in Minneapolis. Do you know how cold it is in Minneapolis right now? Well, especially right now, right? Right. That's what I'm saying. Like, what if it was in Minneapolis this year?

It's colder there than Antarctica. I know. It's insane. Definitely thought Polar Vortex was Gatorade's new flavor, though. You are too much. I'm excited for the Super Bowl. That's awesome. Please tell me you're rooting for the Rams. Yeah, I'm rooting for not tom brady so that's the rams yeah like tom brady's he's he's

done enough he's done enough it's time to let someone else have some fun i just like rooting for the underdog and i love that the ram i we've talked about this i love how everyone's really young and you know i don't. They're just so cute. Yeah. So did you listen to the last episode back? You just posted it. I know. But did you listen to it?

Listen to it? No, I woke up at 10 a.m. It took me 30 minutes to get out of the bed because my body hurts so much. So I've only been out of the bed for like 40 minutes at this point. No, I have not listened to the podcast. But I'm going to because I want to re-hear cal's stories i'm a little nervous that like it's gonna get the what he talks about it's gonna get picked up in like the news and that's gonna be like a thing i don't know but like he that the bomb he dropped that big of a deal yeah but that

bomb he drops on on us is is pretty crazy like. But it makes so much sense. It makes the most sense. And it's the best thing ever. So, I don't know. I'll probably cut this. He's so cool. I want to meet him when I go to New York. He seems fun. He lives in Nashville, though.

He does? Yeah, he moved to Nashville. When? He moved in right as I was leaving. He moved there in June. Oh, so recent. Yeah. Gotcha.

He seems like a cool dude. You got any faves right now oh well you know the beauty of us recording this on a friday is a lot of freaking new music comes out yeah yeah so i haven't had a chance to listen to all of i love like i love the new music friday playlist like i never you know you got to listen to it you got to hear what's popular that's new but i love release radar because they curate it to what you're listening to so i'll probably listen to the whole thing today. But one of my favorite artists is Kevin Garrett.

And he put out a new song called Faith You Might. And then do you remember Jared James? He's kind of been around for a while. Yes. So he hasn't put out anything new in forever. And he's got a new song called Slow Motion that's awesome. I love the vibe of it so much. You want me to play some of this?

Yeah, play a little bit of the Jared James one. Is it J-A-R-E-D or O-D? No, it's J-A-R-R-Y-D. Oh, come on, guy. He's a super cool hipster, I bet, and has a cool spelling of his name, you know? Dude. You know? Come on.

Don't hate her. Just spell it normally, dude. Because you know why? Hard to find. I know. It's true. What am I looking up? It's called slow motion. Slow motion for me. Is that how it goes?

Slow motion. Slow motion. What if... You okay over there? It's a slow motion. What if that's how the song went? What if I press play right now and it's slow motion.

What if it went like that? I'd give you a zillion dollars. Uh, yeah. Slow motion. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My name is Jared. I spell it with a Y. You know why? I don't either.

But here's my song called Slow Motion. I need to feel more of your love. Higher powers couldn't keep me from you. But the sun is still shining on me. And the moon is in the sky with you around. So you better be praying for me. I like it. I like the production on it a lot. Yeah.

It's a little more upbeat than he normally does, so I like that. Can we get you on an episode of Rap Battle? Oh, man, I'd love that. Is that what that show's called? Drop the mic. Drop the mic. Yeah, I know who the producer is of that. It's Danielle Fishel's husband.

Oh, really? She was Topanga. Oh, come on. Yeah, Topanga. I just don't think I'm at that level yet, you know? Oh, but you'd be so good. Would I? Because you're so bad.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah. That's true. I like that show a lot. It's a good show, you know? Dude, I had a dream last night. What's in my dream last night?

I had a dream. I was in Mexico right before Paradise for pre-production. Sarah had come down there and we were staying on the beach. She went to go like work out and Chrissy Teigen was there and Chrissy Teigen dropped a note like in one of my magazines

that was like addressed to Sarah being like, I love you. I want to hang out with you. Yada, yada, yada. And so I went to go give that to Sarah and then I ran into all the producers and then we were going to go film Paradise. But it was just so...

It has nothing to do with anything. But it was just a weird dream. Does Sarah know Chrissy Teigen? Have they met? Yeah. Because she did Lip Sync Battle. She went up against Andre Iguodala or some basketball player. That's cool.

Yeah. And she won. She won that belt. But you know what's messed up? She didn't get to keep the belt. That's cool. Yeah, and she won. She won that belt. But you know what's messed up? She didn't get to keep the belt. Really? Yeah, because she has a case with all her trophies and stuff. Yeah.

I mean, it's not a SAG award, but the belt. But still. Come on, brah. That's crazy they don't let you keep it. Cheapos. I know, man. I feel like Sarah and Chrissy would get along really well. I feel like they'd be besties.

I know. I'm surprised that they haven't invited us into their home. It's just messed up. It's messed up because we're great. We are a great addition to any group of friends. Oh my gosh. You got any favorites? Any favorite music?

Any favorite anything you got i'm gonna go outside the box you know what my favorite things is yeah let's hear it dogs in the morning morning dogs are the best dogs oh because they're like i agree you know they're usually pretty snuggly they're snuggly they're sleepy they're not like you know like freaking out they're just like yeah just hang out here big fan of morning dogs also which also sounds like a boner joke but it's not i'm just it does a little i got a big old morning dog oh my god i actually like it i think it's funny oh geez another thing is i was thinking about dogs a lot um dogs are the best they're the best man fave thing but uh how much do you think dogs hate hardwood floors and linoleum you know because do they really know better though i don't know but like they have zero

traction you know and they're just like what the fuck is going on why am i on this ice did you have hardwood floors in your nashville house yeah i did yeah and like anytime you get into a tug of war it's so unfair because the dogs this is bullshit you know they always should like lead you over to the carpet where they've got some traction you know yeah yeah but like you can like you know carl's like 100 pounds but i can like just drag him around the hardwood floor and he must be like this is bullshit all right this is totally unfair i hate it so carl's the cutest i know did you see what happened to his head yeah he scraped his head we actually don't really know what happened because we got wasted one night.

And we think that so like him and Boo got into a little bit of a tussle, which they do a lot. It's usually over food and stuff. And then all of a sudden Carl was just like bleeding from the head. And we're like, what happened? And it wasn't like a bite because it wasn't like a puncture or like it was a scrape. We think that he like jumped and scraped his head like underneath the table and it's just like like the first layer of skin and then all the hair so now he just has this giant bald spot in the middle of his forehead and for like like three days i was calling him bloodhead and i was just

like hey bloodhead come over here oh but oh but now you guys have matching scars i know i know i i did that on the instagram thing like he's just like man you got that scar oh hey man you got that scar let me get that scar man all right that is insane i really do feel like animals like your pets like tend to like like mirror you in a weird way oh yeah people are so much like their pets how weird is that and they start and they're like as the older you get with the pet they start looking like the pet person you know yeah it's just so interesting to me it's like i don't know like i feel like like my horse ever and she and i are so much alike like she is so moody and i am too and i'm like did she become like this because i'm like this or that were we just like destined to

be together because we're the same i don't know yeah i don't know i think we you all just start you just start converging like you know like women when they live in the same house their menstrual cycle start to sync up i think that's what happens yeah that's so true i had a pretty fun i have a fave encounter with someone recently oh jesus i have to do with periods please say no no not all my bits are about period stuff all right i mean a lot of the egg thing like it's it's really affecting me like every time i make eggs i think about it and it affects me so deeply and it makes me angry with you i know i'm sorry but it's the truth and it just goes like we were talking about last last week about like i just can't eat that because it's gross like that's no that's what's funny because that's one of the grossest

things you're right but i used to love eggs you can still that's what i'm saying you can still love it it's just it's all this it's just all carbon and water and cells like it's all the same stuff it's just so strange that we eat it. I know. You know what my favorite tacos is? Cabeza. Have you ever had cabeza tacos? No, what is that? Cabeza means head. Ew.

Yeah. And so what they do. What is it? It's the head of the cow. And they just use the cheeks and the jowls. That is disgusting, Wells. Okay, but going back to my my thing It's all the same stuff I don't know It is though

My favorite tacos are like cauliflower tacos Oh my god you are so Nice plants a nice little plant that came from the ground Alright Miley Cyrus Stop it with your vegan freaking Agenda I love fish fish tacos are my favorite Oh see I don't like

Shrimp tacos are my favorite. Oh, see, I don't like... Oh, he loves it specifically. No, shrimp tacos are my favorite, but I do like cabeza. I just like ordering it too. But it's the same thing. You can get that in the United States? Yeah, we got it down the street the other day. Of course.

You also get tripe. I've never seen it. Don't get tripe. Tripe is the intestine lining. Ew. But it's a thing. Then there's also lengua. Do you know what lengua is?

I don't know what any of these things are. Lengua. It's gross. Lengua is Spanish for tongue. It's the tongue meat. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. And you know what's kind of messed up about it?

You can see the, like, the taste buds in. That is disgusting. It's not. And you've eaten that? It's not bad. i can never it's like french kissing a uh a cow no it's not it's completely different it's not bad dude could you imagine eating sarah's tongue whoa that's disgusting yeah but when i make out with her i definitely like touch it with my tongue. It's a tongue-to-tongue thing. Yeah, but it's different than, like, chewing it. Ugh.

Ugh. I don't know. We gotta change the subject. Okay. I'm just saying that, like, it's all the same stuff. I don't know if I agree, but I'll let you have that opinion. Where was I going with this? I don't know.

Oh, it was my favorite encounter. Oh, yeah. You got me off topic with the eggs. So, Sarah's brother who by the way happy birthday to donovan highland uh follow him on uh on uh whatever he's the hotter highland on social media which is a funny name it's funny yeah it's his birthday today he lives with us i don't know if people know that but i know that but he's got his own place and he's moving out and so i was i was helping him move the other day because that's what you do which by the way i agreed to move him out when i was so drunk

so note to self whenever you need something from wells ask him when he's drunk and i will oh yeah fuck yeah that'll be fun and then he i totally forgot about it and then he came down i was my weeks are very busy but it's like the one day i was just like today's me great i don't have anything to do so i like i i like did one of my radio shows i got it out of the i got i got it done and i was like sitting on the couch 10 o'clock in the morning watching some tv and he came down and sarah's like what are you guys going on today and he was like oh wells and i are gonna go uh we're driving to wherever to orange county to get all the stuff out of the storage facility i was like you're like oh crap oh fuck so anyways moving is hard it's just the lamest so anyways we get so he

rented a u-haul and then we went to we drove all the way down to where his storage facility was which is like an hour away and you know it's like and the exit you can you can back in a u-haul and there was like this like kind of like older white woman very much had the um i want to speak to your manager haircut you know and she was like kind of parked just like outside but not like in the uh little entranceway where you could like just load your load your stuff sure so we went and like i we kind of like looked at looked at the the space and i was like okay well i'll just pull i'll back it up here and it's big enough to fit two u-hauls by the way and so i'm backing

it up and she sees me backing up into it and she jumps out of her car and she's like, whoa, whoa, no, no, no, no. And I, and I was like, uh, what, what's the problem? And she was like, no, I've been waiting. I'm going in first. You can wait and then you can go. And I was like, lady, uh, we can both fit in this. She's like, no, it's my turn first. And I was like, okay, but we can both, we can do this together. Like, and she was like okay but we can both we can do this together like and she was like adamant fine so then i just kind of parked further away and i was like we'll just have to walk a little further whatever so we go get the stuff we bring it down and she's finally like backed it in right and there's plenty of room for their van so i was like i was like fuck this bitch all right i don't care so i went and got while she was like getting her stuff.

I went and got the other U-Haul and I just parked it next to her. There's no reason for this. Like we can both do this. So she sees me do that. And she was like, I told you it's mine. And I was like, we've got them both here. It's fine. All right.

Like I've, I've not, I haven't put you out at all. And she was just like so annoyed. So we get the stuff. We finished loading the U-Haul first. She's like by herself loading this thing all by herself and i go up to her and i was like hey do you want some help with all this and here's what i love about this because she knew that she was being a total bitch she couldn't accept the help and i kind of and i knew i kind of knew she couldn't accept the help. And I kind of knew she couldn't accept the help, you know,

which is kind of why I did it. Because if she accepted help, then she would have to admit that she was being a bitch to me and she would have to apologize, which she didn't want to do. She wanted to be right, you know? So that's what my favorite encounter is right there. That lady is an ass face person and be nice. She is. Regardless of your motivation for asking if she wanted help, I think it was really nice that you did. You know when you sit in the shower the day after an encounter and you go over all the things you wanted to fucking say to that person? Yeah.

While we were loading it up, I was stewing because I was just like, you're just being an ass just to be an ass, you know? Like there's no real reason for this i was just stewing it over and i and i started i started thinking of all the things i wanted to say to her you know and then when i got down there i was just like what is the point of me being upset about this like you know like i also don't know like her plight right now so whatever you know what kill him with kindness kid kill him with kindness kill him with kindness the hard part is like no one's in a good mood moving like it's the worst thing ever so everyone's always cranky and it's just like i mean that's not an excuse to be rude to people but it's just hard to like even like talk to somebody that's trying to move because they're just gonna be cranky you know what

i mean yeah i thoroughly like that we talk about the people that are smokers that have a metal case to hold their cigarettes. Is that a real thing? You never seen that? Like when I was in high school, it was cool to use one of those as a wallet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm talking about.

I do know what you're talking about, but I've just never seen people, someone actually use them for cigarettes. I always see it like at those award shows, know it's like fancy oh really people use those award shows yeah i'm like when so when i when i was in high school i had a wallet that was one of those yeah and that i got from like spencer gifts or something and was carrying it i whipped it out one time and miley was like i think it was miley because no it would have been too young i think it was miley she was like mom brandy smoked cigarettes look what she's using as a wallet

she for sure smoked cigarettes i was like trying to get me in trouble and i didn't smoke cigarettes at all i've never smoked cigarette in my life but i thought it was funny that she just assumed i'm an evil because i was carrying one as a what i was trying to be cool all right was that miley it had to be because noah would have been way too young all right miley pump the brakes i guess i could have but for some reason i remember it being my sister that's really funny hilarious i have a new favorite wait go back do you like when people carry oh yeah sorry sorry sorry sorry no i'm just like okay let's pump the brakes here okay i think it's bougie yeah like why are you churching up lung cancer all right just because it's in like a sterling silver tiffany's cigarette thing yes still. Still getting cancer. Okay.

Like, yeah, I got it. You're an idiot. Don't buy wells, a, a metal cigarette case for any holiday. Got it.

No, I mean like you would accept it, but can we just talk about how everyone smokes weed in LA? Like it is. It's amazing to me. How do you think I feel in Denver, Colorado? Oh my God. I can't even.

So I go on runs, and I run around the city, right? And it's just like everywhere I go, it just smells like weed. Not that I have anything against that. It is very interesting. It's just everywhere now. It's crazy. That's how it is in Colorado. It's honestly just going to keep getting

worse and worse. Worse is the wrong word. It's fine. But more and more people because I just feel like, yeah, just because, I don't know, CBD products are just going to be such a huge thing. And I just feel like the more a weed becomes legal and accepted everywhere, it's just going to be everywhere. It's funny because you don't see anyone smoking cigarettes anymore. No.

I'm so glad. I would much rather someone smoke weed around me than a cigarette i have a new show you do the confession tapes on netflax oh wait what's is that is it the ted bundy thing no oh okay the ted bunny is uh the conversations with a killer the ted bundy tapes i see this is the confession tapes similar thing like so I only watched the first. So it's like five different false confession cases. I only watched the first one. It's like a part one, part two. It's like these two young boys who come home after going to a movie and like the entire family's been murdered.

And they act weird. So there's this weird thing. And they're Canadian. And there's this weird thing in Canada called the Mr. Big Confession. And what they do is, is that they have got undercover agents that pretend to be like gangsters that befriend these people. And they start like, you know, like doing jobs with them or like have them count money and stuff. And like, you know, kind of show them like how cool it'd be if you're a gangster or whatever. And then the undercover agent will be like, hey, man, I know, you know, it's in the news

that you were like, you're a part of this like murder. I need to know like the truth behind it. One, so I can try to help you fix it. And two, like my boss needs to know like what we're dealing with with you. And these kids are like denying, denying, like there's nothing to do with it, nothing to do with it, nothing to do like what we're dealing with with you and these kids are like denying denying like there's nothing to do with it nothing to do with nothing to do with it airtight alibis absolutely no forensic evidence yada yada yada and finally they like convince them to they're like just tell me what happened man like you killed you killed her right

you killed them right and because they were 19 years old and you know become friends with like these these criminals they for lack of a better term they want to sound cool to them right and they end up giving this false confession they use that it's illegal in america but they use that in in canada which has now since been deemed legal to convict these two kids and they never getting out of jail no oh my gosh it's insane man so that i just watched the first episode just a two-parter so yeah the confession tapes okay pretty good all right all right also like all these like making a murderer and all this stuff john grisham's innocent man the confession tapes if you didn't do something you gotta not do a false confession i don't care

how long they keep you there you gotta not do that i know anyways it's nuts um i haven't seen this yet but it's um i'm gonna start it i think tonight actually have you seen i am the night it's a new tnt series no it looks so freaking good okay so this tnt series it's like six episode limited series or whatever chris pine is in it so he's one of the those dreamy chris's you know so it's based on the a true story have you ever heard of fauna hodell is that you say it no she it's like part it's part of the whole like black dolly a murders thing okay but i guess like it's a six episode series that kind of follows that whole thing. I don't want to give too much away because I haven't seen it enough to know.

But it looks so freaking good. I saw a Netflix movie that I like a lot called Polar. Have you heard about that? No, but I've been seeing that at pop-up on my recommended list. But Vanessa Hudgens is in it. Oh. And the world's top assassin, Dukin Vizsla, is

setting into retirement when his former employee marks him as a liability to the firm. Against his will, he finds himself back in the game going head-to-head with an army of young killers. Sounds a lot like John Wick. It is a lot like John Wick, I think. Is it? Yeah, but

I'm telling you, you man Netflix is just putting out the good shiz I know king of TV right now in my opinion and movies honestly on basketball front there was a report that Kyrie Irving wanted to reunite with LeBron James yeah yeah yeah I've been hearing that heard that out now Kyrie saying that was joke. Kyrie always says stuff and takes it back. Have you noticed? Well, did he do the flat earth one? Yeah, he said that was a joke. Ariana Grande getting a tattoo of seven rings in Japanese on her hand and then it being completely the wrong thing.

It meant Japanese barbecue, which is like the fact that she got a tattoo of a benihana on her hand is the most phenomenal thing in the world okay but like how many times is how many people is it going to take to like get something in a different language and then it turns out it's not what they wanted like this is we've heard this story a million times people need to stop getting tattoos and languages they don't know yeah i don't know just fact check that shit also like did you see the picture of her hand it looked like she has zero fingerprints so it just once again go google right now ariana grande's tattoo please hold it looks like she has she it looks like a robot's hand there's zero fingerprints oh geez which makes total sense because i'm pretty sure she's a robot

that kind of does right yeah also ouch getting a tattoo on your palm well that's why she said that they hadn't finished it so and she it was too it was too painful so she stopped then she went back to get it fixed and it's still not right so well that's gonna fade real quick anyway so that's what she was going in a few years that's what she was saying but it's still pretty funny to me yeah her hand does look kind of weird dude you want to know how much food we ate as a country for the Super Bowl? Oh, gosh. I don't know if I want to know that. I mean, it's going to gross you out.

Let's just go through it real quick. 88 million pounds of cheese. Oh, my God. Holy crap. Oh, my. Yeah, crap. Right. No one's crapping with that much cheese.

You're backed up. I love cheese. It's like my favorite food. 1.38 billion chicken wings. 10 million pounds of ribs. 8 million pounds of guacamole. Over 14,000 tons of chips. 4 million pounds of pretzels.

3.8 million pounds of popcorn. By the way, who's fucking eating popcorn at Super Bowl parties, weirdos? I love popcorn. My dad definitely is. He always eats popcorn during football games. We also drank 50 million cases of beer. That I believe. Which is why over

7 million employees called in sick the Monday after Super Bowl. I just don't understand. Like Roger Goodell, or whoever's in charge of the NFL, let's just make the Super Bowl. I just don't understand. Like Roger Goodell or whoever's in charge of the NFL, let's just make it Super Bowl Saturday. I don't understand. Or make Monday a national holiday, but that seems harder to do.

The government's got to be involved. The government's stupid, so that can't happen. So let's just call it Super Bowl Saturday. You know? It's true. It would make more sense. The alliteration still works. It's still there. It's still there, and then we can get fucking lit and then not do anything tomorrow. Yeah, that would be nice. I just don't like I get it.

Sunday's a big day in the regular season, but no one we haven't had. We haven't had a good football game in two weeks. I know. Stupid man. OK, do you remember the Fiji water girl from the Golden Globes? I saw this. She's suing. Oh, my gosh.

First of all, the fact that it says, like, allegedly, she earned the company $12 million by photobombing all those celebs. That's insane. I agree with it, man. It was talked about so much. So much. But now she's suing the company for using her likeness in a marketing campaign. Is that real?

This picture I'm looking at doesn't really look anything like her. Wouldn't you do that? Because you know she got paid like $700 to do that that night. Maybe. Oh, for sure. Maybe not even that. Maybe $250. But she also could have probably gained quite a big social media following from that, which is worth a lot these days.

Still, I don't. I'm looking at the picture right now. It's like her in front of like the sausage aisle. Yeah. Yeah. If that was a picture of me in every grocery store, I'd be like, someone needs to pay up, guys. Oh my gosh.

You don't think so? I don't know. I really don't know. I disagree with you wholeheartedly. But it's not her picture. It's a girl that looks like her. Are you sure? It looks like her to me? That's the whole thing.

Well, that's even more fucked up. She's the one who did it. So they should have hired her to do it? Yeah. If you ask me, it looks like her. She's wearing the dress that she was wearing. And she's doing the thing. I might be looking at a different picture. Can you see my computer screens? Yeah.

Oh. Yeah, that is her, I think, maybe. Right? That's crazy. They should know. If that's really her, they should have known better than that. Why would anyone do that?

I don't know. Someone tweeted, she'll be repping Evian Water in no time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like the guy from Verizon who now does T-Mobile or whatever. Okay. Very important.

Yeah. We need help from our listeners. We need to come up with a name for you guys. Yes. Oh, yes. Like, I always say YFTers, but we can do better than that. We need a name.

So I need you guys to rally together and tweet us and give us some suggestions for what you guys think you should be called yeah yeah yeah like our we need a community name or whatever like what do they call them noah calls her fans sad sirens because noah's entire brand is built on being sad um that's good who else has has a name that could be an example? Paris Hilton's. Is it Little Hilton's? Is it? I don't know.

Crystal Leah's are called Babies. Bobby Lee's are called The Sleepers. How do you know all this? I've been listening to more and more podcasts recently. Oh, yeah. Miley fans call themselves Smilers. Justin fans call themselves Beliebers. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I knew that one. Okay, yeah. So we just want a name for you guys. It's something to call you guys to just really band us all together. Yeah. Making suggestions. I don't hate YFTers. It's not bad.

I don't know. So help us out, y'all. Like send us some suggestions. Let us know what you'd like to be called. Yeah. Also, we don't ever do this, but the more podcasts listen to, if you could go rate and comment that you like our podcast,

that would be cool. Oh, yeah, that'd be cool. Or if you hate us, you could, I guess, say that too, I guess. No, I don't know about that. But please don't. I don't know about that. I don't know if I want that.

If you hate us, then just say you like it anyways, because that's a nice thing to do all right that's like the u-haul story okay you could have gone and been mean but now you go be nice and then we're all friends what did you say when i went to get postmates because people were loving it yeah you need to listen to the episode somebody said i think liz is her name can you guys please make a weekly segment where Wells shoots the shit while Brandy gets Postmates because it's hilarious.

I was like, what do you guys think she got? Mexican food? She can't get In-N-Out. And then I was like, oh, but she got a salad. But she got a salad with a bunch of shit in it,

like stuff you don't need, like goat cheese and nuts and berries and all that crap. And then you came back, I was like, what'd you get? And you're like, a salad. And I was like, called it. But it was a kale salad with like a garlic dressing and salmon on top of it. Then you came back and I was like, what'd you get? You were like, a salad. I was like, called it! It was a kale salad

with a garlic dressing and salmon on top. It wasn't anything crazy. I know, but you... One of my least favorite things, fruit in salad is gross. I love strawberries on my salad. Especially when there's some feta cheese on there

and some almonds on a layer of spinach and a nice light vinaigrette dressing. I i don't like almonds i don't like nuts in there either cal is tweeting from the fire fraud account still oh i know i know it's gonna be our fault that this account got like revived i know i'm so excited about this someone said to us brin is that your name that that uh the book is always better than the movie isn't true. That she liked the notebook movie better than the book. But I read the notebook and I liked the book just as much as the movie. Yeah, so Brynn, shut it.

Maybe she watched the movie first. And like the movie is really good. Like of all movies that have been good coming from books, like the notebook was one that just really they blew it out of the park. And I think a lot of that was casting. Yeah. I mean, you can't have Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gos think a lot of that was casting yeah i mean you can't rachel mcadams and ryan gosling good lord like that's the best you can do i haven't seen or read either people really loved your rant on what your rant while i was getting postmates like i'm getting so much maybe we'll make a segment where

wells just rants what i rant about during it i'm like this is ridiculous that we're not sponsored by postmates while you're getting like not sponsored by Postmates. That should be the bit. We get sponsored by Postmates and then every episode one of us gets Postmates in the middle of the episode. That is smart. Maybe I should have you email my Postmates guy and suggest that.

Why don't you just email them? Why do I have to do the work? I feel like you're the bitter businessman out of the two of us. You think so? Yeah. I do. You think it's funny that's one of my favorite things right well i feel like i'm kind of a dick when it comes to business well that's a good that's how you get shit done and i can't and i can't be mean to people and that's why i never i can't do it yeah yeah yeah listen when it comes to money man i'll I'll fuck around. I know. This is why I pay someone to deal with this for me because I can't do it.

Oh, yeah. I don't fuck around with money. I'm like, yeah, please pay me this amount for this. And then they're like, no. And I'm like, okay. Yeah. All right. I have to go pack because I'm going to the Super Bowl.

No, I'm not. Kind of. Oh, no. Dude, this will be a star-studded event, I'm not. Eh, kind of. Oh, no. Dude, it's going to be a star-studded event, man. Apparently... I know. It'll be cool. Nina Debraverden. Nina Debraverden.

Yeah, I know who you're talking about. She's cute. And Vanessa Hudgens. Oh, I love Vanessa. She's so sweet. So those are all Sarah's friends. I'm just so straight up mooching off this deal. They don't give a shit if I go.

They don't want me there. Oh, my God. Maybe they do. All right. What are you doing this weekend? Recovering. Yeah. Like, I really need to go ride my horse today.

And my body hurts so much. I don't know if I can. Does your tailbone hurt? No. That's what shocks me. Every time I snowboard, I think my lower body is going to be in so much pain yeah like and but it's really not it's my upper body and i guess it's from falling so much and pushing myself back up over a hundred times like my wrists hurt my arms hurt my neck's killing me my knees are the only thing like my knees are very bruised but

your lower body your lower your lower body's gonna hurt after you go to Africa. Oh! Because they're going to do the sex stuff. I walked right into that. You did. I did. No, I'm chilling hard this weekend because I'm about to get real busy. Yeah. Going to Nashville next week, which will be nice. I haven't been back since the holidays.

I'm going to go pack for the Super Bowls. The Super Bowls? Okay, have fun. Wear all the Rams gear for me. I know. We've got to go buy some, actually. That's a thing we've got to do. You know know the prices are gonna be like quadrupled i know of all rams gear i know what if i just make make what if i make my own with some puff paints and

a bedazzler i was gonna say you should bedazzle a shirt for sarah that'd be great yeah but then everyone would be like wow well wells is is gay, so that's fun. Do you feel bad for Sarah? Oh, I'm sure they've already questioned that. You think so? Eh, maybe. Yeah, I can see that. My neck hurts so bad. I don't know what to do. Is this what it feels like to be in a car accident? I think it is. I think this is what it feels like.

I think this is what it feels like to go snowboarding, which is the dumbest thing in the world. No, it's not. I'm sorry, but it feels like to go snowboarding, which is the dumbest thing in the world. No, it's not. I'm sorry, but it's just such a stupid. It's the only vacation that you'll go on where you'll come back more tired and more hurt than when you left. But it is really addicting. Like when you're cruising down the hill and like it's all clicking and you've got it. It's a good feeling.

I'm not going to lie. But anyway, we'll see you going to lie. All right. Good feeling. But anyway, we'll see you guys next week. All right. Bye. Love y'all. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.