Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Brandi's friend 'Ozark Marc' & Kaitlyn Bristowe's extra steamy guest appearance!
Episode Date: March 27, 2019This week on YFT, we finally get to share our interview with none other than Brandi's new friend OZARK MARC aka Marc Menchaca! Marc explains how he was pretty much waterboarded on camera for our viewi...ng pleasure, why he likes playing the bad guy so much, and what he thinks of Jason Bateman. He also shares some of the favorite things (which become Wells' favorite things!) and tries not to reveal the secret project he was working on with Miley. Also on YFT, none other than Kaitlyn Bristowe makes a special guest appearance to titillate your senses with some sensual Nicholas Sparks narration, Brandi tells us who the drunkest person on the Kaitlyn's podcast tour was, and Wells finds a new love of immune systems after Sarah gets pink eye and ends up in the hospital. Last but not least, we have new music, podcast, show, and book recommendations for you too. Enjoy! Thanks to our amazing sponsor, Article! For $50 off your first order, go to https://article.com/yft Make sure to follow us on our new IG account at https://instagram.com/yftpodcast
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Yeah, we just got to New York.
We took the train. How cool is that?
Where were you? Boston.
Well, that's not that far. No, no.
And I was only in Boston for
not even 24 hours.
Boston. Did you have some clam chowder
and some lapsters?
No, we didn't get around to that.
Well.
We did not. But we did two shows.
Is it fun doing Caitlin's live show?
What if I said no and she's sitting right here?
Then you're being honest and that's funny.
No, yeah.
We actually have had a lot of fun.
And I feel like every city kind of tops the last one in a weird way.
So like we tell every city, you know, the last one was super loud.
So you got to be louder.
But they actually are.
So it's been pretty fun.
Wow.
Shaming them into liking you more.
Oh, 100%.
So Caitlin, my favorite thing that's happened so far on this tour is Caitlin crowd surfing
to party in the USA.
Wow.
It was epic.
Here's my thing about crowd surfing.
I feel like it's you're very open to
molestation oh 100 kaelin did you get molested during while you crowd surfed yeah i saw it's
all over instagram i saw a couple girls poking the butthole yeah dude that's what happened to
me at that watch party for the bachelor man i got so many ass grabs and you remember that episode
I told you about all that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I had to talk to my therapist about it.
Still not right.
Caitlin would maybe have to
do that except for the fact that she was drunk
enough that I'm not sure she remembers all of
the groping. Yeah, she just accepted it,
you know? Caitlin drunk?
No. Never.
You know who outdid Caitlin in drunkness?
Who?
Cleo.
Sweet, nice little Cleo got so white girl wasted.
I've never seen anything like it.
I mean, come on.
You hang out with Caitlin enough and something's got to rub off on you, man.
I truly, though, I honestly don't know't know if adam her boyfriend has ever seen her like
that just the look on his face at some of the things she was doing i mean she wasn't doing
anything crazy but i just don't think he's ever seen her that drunk and he was like wow this is
this is new for me yeah that's what caitlin does they do when we when jason and myself and caitlin
and sarah all hung out jason and i were both like, what the fuck is happening?
They're not even making sense.
Like they're not even making words right now.
No one can get me drunk like Caitlin.
I don't know what it is.
Oh, that's sweet.
That's cute.
And then everyone else that tries to get me drunk is so beyond offended.
And when I say everyone, I mean Olivia Caridi, let's be honest.
He's like, how come you don't drink with me and you only drink with Caitlin?
And she gets really upset.
Yeah, but how come you don't get drunk with me?
And I'll see you now Wells is upset.
I'm not really upset.
I mean, I just thought we were best friends.
I hope you're enjoying that sugar fish over there.
So jealous.
Okay, you want to start the show or what?
Yeah, yeah, you start.
Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with...
Wells and Brandy.
Hey, hey, hey.
So...
You know, I got to say.
Yeah.
I got to say.
Do it.
I know that you haven't been very enthusiastic in the whole YFT podcast tour talk, but I
got to say, I've met a lot of our listeners on the K tour yeah who are real into the idea of a yft live pod
a lot that's yeah every city yeah but that's that's like what 15 people a night you know what
wells i don't want to have that type of rejection when we go to like des moines and like seven people
show up and it's like first of all going to of all, we're not going to Des Moines.
That's psychotic.
Hey, don't dog on Des Moines.
We might have some listeners from over there.
I'm just saying.
Exactly.
We got to hit the big cities.
All right.
I mean, I'll do a big city tour.
I'll do like an LA, a New York, a Nashville, a Chicago.
We got to do like.
Dude, Boston was lit skis. We gotta do Boston.
I don't know, man. I think
we're a couple years away from that.
I said 2020.
I'll think about it next year.
Dude, I've had a week, bro.
A motherfucking week.
Let's hear it.
Modern Family wrapped, I guess, two weeks ago.
So we went to the wrap party and we thought it's a cool
virtual reality place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. ago so we went to the wrap party and we thought it's like cool like virtual reality place right oh i yeah yeah and so we're like doing all this virtual reality stuff
and while we're in line we're all just talking about like we're all gonna get pink eye like
everyone is gonna get pink eye from everyone else because we're all wearing the same like
vr goggles you know they not clean them in between each person changing out they do but you know
whatever yeah there's like pterodactyl game where you like you get to flag a pterodactyl They not clean them in between each person changing out? They do, but you know, whatever. Yeah.
There's like pterodactyl game where you get to flag a pterodactyl for super dope.
I go first and then Sarah goes after that.
And then we have a nice night and then we go home. And the next morning, guess who's got pink eye?
Sarah.
Immediately has pink eye.
That's insane.
I know.
And by the way, I was in it first that I didn't get big eye.
Yeah.
But also.
Well,
her immune system is so much lower.
Yes.
Cause she takes medication.
She takes medication.
So her body doesn't reject this kidney.
Obviously.
And then like a couple hours later,
like a day later,
she's like,
I am not feeling good.
She had a fever way high.
So we had to go to the hospital.
You know,
when you're someone who's got a kidney transplant, you can't get sick.
That thing could go to rejection. So we had to go to the hospital. Went to the hospital. And dude,
I don't do well in hospitals, man. I'm not good. I'm not good. I had a cousin who, not to get too
serious, but whatever. It's real life. I lost a cousin who was in a coma for 18 days and like we
all we had to be there you know we went every single day we talked to him you know she wasn't
there it's really sad and you even have to go through like the thing of like you know they come
and ask like harvest organs and you're like really not ready to like say goodbye you're hoping for a
miracle and it's just like that experience in
my life it scarred me like let's just be fair like it affected me and i i do not like being
in hospitals and i felt so bad because sarah's in the hospital and i love her to death and i was
just i got in there and i was just like get me the fuck out of here immediately you know yeah
was anybody else with you guys or was it just y'all it was just us
she's only there for a couple of days but anyways you know listen it was it was good that she went
there it was good like we made sure that she was okay she's back now uh back home feeling good so
it's gonna mess around with the flu but here's what i was saying favorite thing right here
immune system we all take our immune system super hardcore for granted okay
no for sure and mine i have a great immune system knock on wood yeah i never get sick it's great
dude and i'm sitting there being like dude i did the vr thing before you did so i got the fucking
pink eye before you did you know like and then and i give you guys and then like i was we sleep
in the same bed we were like making out you know like i didn't get the flu and then, and I give you a guy. And then like, I was, we sleep in the same bed. We were like making out, you know, like I didn't get the flu.
And then I went to the hospital, which is just like a fricking hotbed for just sickness.
And you're fine.
Totally fine.
So shout out to immune systems.
Shout out.
Favorite thing.
Uh, is Sarah feeling better?
Yeah.
She's doing a lot better.
Okay, good.
Yeah.
I saw, I, I, I respect the hell out of her for how much she
like puts on her instagram story like she's just so real about everything even you know when she's
feeling like shit and in the hospital and stuff like she's puts it on her story and everything
and it's just that's really cool it's not easy to do i i know i do i find myself doing that too
like i only put out the good stuff and i need to be better about that you know i need to
be bet but i don't i just always look like shit so like i don't know if it if it really matters
you know you know what's funny is now this is like a confession of sorts caitlin's got me on
the confession train this week now that i have a boyfriend i never thought i cared so much you know
like i never thought i really cared that
like i look my best or whatever i'm it's like when i'm taking stories or whatever yeah but i care a
lot less now because i'm like you care for now it's in the bag oh wow like shit and not give
any fucks about it wow but dude that's not a good way to think he's not instagram but he's on
instagram he's not on but he's on instagram
he's not on instagram so he doesn't see it oh okay okay okay you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah i
mean like i i will that's funny it's awesome but i do hope that like when you're around him
that you get dressed up and you shave oh a hundred percent yeah wax spray tan the whole thing but
it's very like it's like it's just funny.
Like I just my guard is down a lot more.
I'm like do you want to do my Instagram stories?
Like normally like like I love and people probably get so sick of it.
But when I'm at the barn, like I just love taking, you know, stories like of the horses and like with the horses and stuff.
But when I'm at the barn, like I do not look my best.
I don't have any makeup.
I'm dirty.
I'm sweaty.
It's like a whole thing.
Yeah.
But I find lately I'm like, you know what?
Fuck it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I wonder if that's what Sarah's kind of in that world because she's like, well, I already
got him.
So.
Got him in the bag.
Got your bitch.
And I actually don't.
She did that stuff long before I came around.
So.
So funny.
God, we got to talk about this.
What is it?
When's the last time you went to D.C.?
Been a while?
Probably like high school trip there.
Okay.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Flying into D.C., you see the Potomac River.
Wells, it is brown.
It is poop brown.
It's disgusting.
Dude.
What is wrong with the Potomac River?
I think it's Potomac, but okay.
Whatever.
Okay.
You're in New York right now.
Google it.
Google what it looks like.
You will die.
It is like, I literally was like, where are we?
Yeah.
It looks like the nastiest, trashiest thing I've ever seen, and it's our freaking country's
capital.
It just blew my mind.
Wait.
Have you seen the river in New York?
No.
But it's New York. You expect that.
I just did not expect.
You know? New York's disgusting. I don't know.
But I just did not expect.
It just blew my mind. I thought the freaking
Cumberland River in Nashville was gross
until I saw, how do you say it?
Potomac. Potomac. My bad.
It's alright. I thought you were the smart one in this thingamajig.
I did too, but you know, you win some, you lose some.
Yeah.
Anyway, yeah, gross.
You don't really care about this as much as I thought, but.
Did you want me to have a stance on this?
Yeah, I wanted you to freak out.
I freaked out.
I was like, this is disgusting.
I had a realization the other day that made me very sad
what's that okay so i went to go see my my buddy ben jaffe he was in a band called honey honey
and it was like in some like silver lake like tiny venue far away like 60 people were there
and it was like a bluegrass or night and like a bunch of people were up there just like
killing it and just like playing their hearts out. And it was so good.
And by the end of it, Ben Jaffe and this other guy were playing Bach together.
And it was absolutely amazing.
Let me see if I can pull up the clip.
And it was just like one of those things where it's like, oh, my gosh.
If you're a musician and you saw that, you're like, well, I got to give up now because I can't do that.
You know?
Okay, so here is them playing bach together
okay so just like whoa i didn't know you could do that with guitars and mandolins right it's
like just amazing yeah that's incredible and thenolins, right? It's just amazing.
Yeah, that's incredible.
And then I went to a country show the other night.
And I won't say the name of the country show or who was playing.
Why did you go to a country show?
Because I knew someone who was playing in the band. So the opening act was this girl who had a guitar player on stage, right?
I'm sitting there and there's 2,000 people in this venue.
A lot of people are there, very excited.
And I'm sitting there watching her play.
I'm hearing bass.
I'm hearing drums.
I'm hearing violin.
I'm hearing everything.
And she's on stage with just an acoustic guitar guy.
So I'm like, this is all a track, you know?
This is 100% a track.
And I was like, wait, what is happening?
Why is the guitar player even there?
This is just glorified.
Exactly.
This is just glorified exactly this is just glorified
karaoke let's just say what it is and everyone's digging on it and i was like fuck there's 2 000
people like just eating this thing up right and i was just out in silver lake with 50 people
watching two guys play bach on the guitar and in the grand scheme of things i'm like what is
happening in the world does no one care about musicality anymore is it all just about like how tight the pants are and like how many
instagram followers you have it was heartbreaking to me it's so sad i i feel like yeah i mean now
more than ever but i feel like this has been happening for a minute now you know what i mean
yeah the past like five years specifically it's just really taken a turn.
It's sad.
It makes me glad that I like left the band days behind me when I did because I just,
I don't like where the music industry is going.
I just believe that you should not be able to play to a track.
Yeah.
That's just how I feel.
I just, I think that you should fucking learn how to play the instruments or pay people to do it live.
Well, and that's the thing.
Everyone's trying to do it on the cheap now because no one's making money in music anymore.
Totally.
I get it.
Because you're trying to do it on the cheap.
You don't want to pay a whole band.
Yeah.
It's awful.
Yeah.
Okay.
Then do what Ed Sheeran does, and then you play all the instruments yourself and on a loop.
I know.
You know?
Yeah.
That was kind of one of my things
that I was just like,
ah, that sucks, brah.
Would you say it's so dumb?
I would say it's so dumb
and so gross.
People really liked it.
I was really happy about it.
I know.
That was a good job.
I'm proud of you, kid.
Yeah, I know.
Thanks.
Even though you're the last one to say it.
You got any fave things?
Any fave things?
Literally all I've done since we talked last
is do this tour.
Let me tell you.
Shout out to...
I need you to remember that this is an important show
and you need to find favorite things.
I'm about to talk about something important.
Okay.
Okay.
So a lot of the YFTers
have slid into my DMs or tweeted at me and told me that they have read a Nicholas Sparks, right?
Yes, of course.
The notebook, walk to remember.
I've had so many people text me, DM me, whatever, and say, oh my gosh, hearing you talk about your story, about how you met your boyfriend, is insane because of this book I'm reading called Every Breath by Nicholas Sparks.
It's literally about an American girl
that meets a South African safari guide
and falls in love.
Whoa.
Every breath you take.
Don't.
Sorry.
Don't.
Nicholas Sparks, you know he's cheesy and all,
but I had to read it.
I was like, damn, that's too close.
I got to read this.
You know what I mean?
It's just the timing of it's crazy.
It's his new book.
It's just weird.
But anyway, shout out to all the wife tears that hit me up about it because I'm halfway through and I'm really enjoying it.
I mean, this is for you, Brennan.
What's that?
This is for you.
Why can't I hear you? Oh, i'm playing every breath you take right now
oh i can't hear it for some reason
i think that's what's cool
i'm sure you've never read a nicholas sparks book i would never expect that of you
uh i met him though
It's for girls to read
or whatever, it's sappy, it's all love stories
and stuff, I've read quite a few of them over the years
if I'm honest
but it's been a while, but this one
Nicholas Sparks gets
very racy in this book
there is a steamy
steamy sex scene in this book
Can you read it to us no can you do it do
i will not do that find it let's do it i bet caitlin would okay and i'll play like totally
will and i'll play um like like i don't think there's big words i gotta find it though it's
hold on that's okay i'm gonna find um like sexy music. What should we play? What should it be like?
Marvin Gaye?
Marvin Gaye, probably.
Could be.
Right?
Marvin Gaye.
It's like kind of long.
Just like get to the paragraph where there's penetration.
Penetration.
The penetration paragraph.
See, of course you would say that.
As a guy, you would freaking say that.
What is...
You said that it gets racy and intimate.
That means that they're having the sex.
No, they are, but for a girl, it's kind of...
Sometimes it's before that that's kind of the seamiest, but it's fine.
Okay, no, yeah.
Whatever you guys think is the hottest.
The foreplay, maybe.
That's what I think is hot.
What?
Foreplay.
Oh, yeah, get it.
Get it.
So it starts right here.
But, Reed, it might get better in through here.
Oh.
I know.
Okay, here.
You have to sit here, though?
Or no, you can do this.
I don't want to look at Wells in the eyes when I see him.
Yeah, here.
I've got to, like, him right now.
I'm going to give her the love filler.
Okay.
Let me find the good stuff.
She's finding the good stuff.
All right.
This is Caitlin Bristow reading the good stuff. She's finding the good stuff. All right.
This is Caitlin Bristow reading some sexy stuff.
The next one, his mouth went even lower, and she nodded her fingers in his hair while his tongue teased and aroused her.
It went on and on until she couldn't take it anymore, and she finally pulled him back to her, clinging to him, drawing him even closer.
Did he get to the good stuff already.
This is... Oh, they're moaning now.
They moved together, both of them fully attuned to the other's needs, each of them trying to please the other.
And she felt her body shiver with growing urgency when the massive wave of pleasure crested over her.
What?
Crested?
She cried out.
But as soon as the feeling passed,
it began to build,
it began to build again.
She can have another one?
Multiple.
Oh,
she climaxed over and over.
Yeah, right.
An endless sequence
of pleasure,
and when he finally
climaxed as well,
Hope was exhausted.
Well, yeah.
She just orgasmed
like eight times.
Wait,
is the character's name Hope?
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
I mean, I thought it was going to be sexier than that.
Oh, really?
For Nicholas Sparks, that's pretty racy.
Wow, what have you read that's sexier?
Nothing.
Did you hear that?
She said, I don't read.
That was hot.
Oh, God. You know, Nicholas Sparks is the reason Miley I don't read. That was hot.
You know, Nicholas Sparks is the reason Miley and Liam are together.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Of course.
Wells knows.
Caitlin's knowledge of Miley Cyrus, Bob Coulter is slim.
Well, she's a Canadian.
They don't know shit that's going on down here.
That was the pass I gave her, too.
She, like, somehow we were talking about the Jonas Brothers, and she was like, and I was like, yeah, Nick dated Miley for years. She was like, what?
Oh my God. Well, that's
hot. Nicholas Sparks sparks something between
your thighs. Well, yeah,
not mine, but. Well, you said
you felt something when you were
reading it. Oh, well, yeah, I mean, yeah, like see me.
I'm like, yeah, I get it. Do you know what
I don't understand? What's that?
People that have personalized license plates that
you can't figure out what the fuck they are. are you doing that what do you mean give me an example
okay you're driving down the street and it's a personalized license plate and you're like
and you're like sounding it out you can't figure it out like
should they leave the vowels out because that's like a trend right now i'm just saying like when
you just have no idea what it is and you're just like why did you pay extra money to
have a personalized license plate that people don't understand that's a good question what does
it say about getting a per i've thought about getting a personalized license plate just because
i can never remember mine yeah and these days nowadays when you park in a lot you have to type
in your freaking license plate number and i never know mine i'm sorry to hear that it pays to have personalized license plate i guess i guess i don't know man oh my god by the way i am living
without health insurance by now right now what okay so this is what happens their night i wake
up in the middle of night it feels like i have a fucking shard of glass embedded in my retina. And I'm like, oh my god, what happened
to my face? I was in,
I've never been in so much pain.
And I was like,
I don't know what the fuck's going on. So of course, I'm googling
everything to try
to figure out what is happening with me.
And by the way, just don't do that. Don't google
when you don't feel good. Because
guess what? I have eye cancer now.
If that's what I'm thinking. Oh yeah, if you google symptoms, you're gonna die. That's just the story. By the way, when you don't feel good because guess what i have eye cancer now if that's what i'm thinking oh yeah if you google symptoms you're gonna die the point that's just a story by the
way when you feel when you google i feel like i have a shard of glass in my eye it'll be like oh
you have eye cancer also you're pregnant also you have aids and you're gonna die you're probably
already dead right now anyway so my eye was in so much pain now just like oh god whatever so i go to the eye doctor right so then he like does the
thing and he's like oh yeah you scratched your cornea dude you got it's gonna take a little bit
whatever you gotta get these eye drops and i was like cool cool cool cool cool so i jump in the car
drive to cvs and i'm like yeah i need these these eye drops i scratched my eye also i may be
pregnant i'm not sure and then they go run my
insurance and they're like your insurance uh expired at the end of the year and i was like
wait what and they're like yeah and i was like no i re-signed up if it's through iheart right i was
like i re-signed up i sent in a check i gave them i gave them auto pay uh information with my account and
routing number no way dude i i have insurance and they're like yo you probably should call
someone so then i called them up and they're like yeah we you know once your contract ended you you
didn't have any more insurance and i was like yeah i know i opted in for the thing and they're like
oh yeah no we didn't get into that and i was like you're telling me motherfuckers that i have been
living without insurance since the beginning of the year.
And you didn't find it necessary to tell me?
What if I got into a car accident?
What if the internet was right and I do have pregnancy problems?
You got a rich girlfriend, am I right?
All right.
Anyways, so I went and I had to apply for a health insurance.
Yeah.
And by the way, I heart insurance at not you guys were fucking me because I'm getting such
a cheaper rate from blue cross blue shield.
So shout out.
Yeah.
Well, they haven't approved.
How much do you pay for health insurance?
Like it's 400 a month.
That's a lot.
Is it?
What do you pay?
Can I get on your thing?
Yeah, it actually, it's actually for musicians, but a lot is it what do you pay can i get on your thing yeah it actually it's actually for musicians but anybody can get it i guess but it's yeah it's this guy in nashville
i'll give you the info like off the pod but let me just say my insurance is cheaper but it's like
borderline pretty much catastrophic insurance right like oh my like every like it's a really
low premium because i never go to the doctor but But if you never go to the doctor, like I never have to go.
So it's really just like if I got in a car accident, right, or had a really bad horseback riding accident or something, my out of pocket is like seven or eight grand, which wouldn't bankrupt me.
And that's kind of what it is.
It's like a safety net.
But if you're somebody that like takes a prescription regularly or goes to the doctor a lot or has health issues, then obviously you want a better plan that covers more but it doesn't sound like you do yeah i don't know but also i'm getting
older brandi and i'm starting to realize that you're ancient you know uh so i'm like mammy you
know i went to the ghost i have perfect vision and i was like to the eye doctor he's like when
was the last time you had an eye exam i was like i've never had an eye exam he's like what and i
was like yeah my fucking eyes are perfect i don't need this shit and he's like you need to go because like we can look at the blood vessels in the back of your eye
and like find out if you have like heart disease and i was like well i already i know i'm gonna
have that so that's okay so you can so i literally just saw like a commercial or something i'm so
impressionable about how you can take an eye test on your phone now no that seems legit
i'm not buying it if it saves me 200 bucks, I'll do it. Yeah. I hope nothing bad
happens to me between now and the time
I get approved for this new insurance.
Well, they were like, it could be
until May 1st.
And I was like, I gotta
be tiptoeing
around life for a little
over a month right now.
Yeah, that's terrifying.
I'm gonna fucking layer myself in
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Why is your voice getting so high?
It's like you're talking to Carl.
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all about it man i got some fave things let's hear them um show on hulu called pen 15 oh have
you heard about this somewhat yeah someone tweeted it at me or something okay so pen 15 also it looks
like penis it's like an old like like middle school joke, I guess.
Yep.
If you read it out.
So it's basically these two girls who are going into seventh grade and they're kind
of nerdy and not popular.
And I wouldn't say unattractive, but they're not like the pretty girls in school.
And it's them dealing with like basically just being at that age.
But here's the catch.
They are probably in their late 20s 30s playing
seventh graders and they've done like a really good job to like make them look younger but they
are like older actors but everyone else is the actual age of a seventh grader or an eighth grader
oh and it is fucking hilarious absolutely love it sarah was the one who's like we got to watch this
and i will admit that it's definitely for women like oh really it's like broad city in in that respect where it's like
this is written by women for women but like i can still appreciate like it's humor like you and and
caitlin should go watch it like now because it'll just remind you of like middle school immediately
um and like how mean people are and like how crazy of a friendship
you have like your best friend you know like so it's more for for females but i will say that i
watch it and i really appreciate i think it's really funny once i was like oh because i like
when we started watching and i was like they look so much older than everyone else she was like yeah
you fucking idiot that's the bit like that's the thing. And I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got it.
You get it now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, yeah.
Cool, cool, cool.
I like it.
Prisms.
So anyways, yeah, you should go watch that on Hulu.
I'm also faving right now on a new podcast.
It is.
Oh.
Yeah.
It is a, it's a murder mystery very shocker yeah i know very
much similar to up and vanished called to live and die in la i'm only like on the third episode
yeah i'm only like on the third episode it's about this like young aspiring actor who lives in holly
actress who lives in hollywood and she just up and vanishes
and it's like all of her friends are trying to figure it out and the main guy who's doing it
is a writer for Rolling Stone and he just like basically started doing this podcast and like
it's like happening in real time like this thing happened in mid-February not that long ago you know to live and die in la on on on your podcasting very cool um new music
kevin garrett put out an album finally geez and it's good i haven't listened to the whole thing
yet but i just love him and i actually found a connection to kevin garrett this week and i think
we might be able to get him on the pod. Okay. Super exciting. What's the...
Is that the end of the story?
Or what happened there?
Well, I was saying new music.
He had dropped a new record,
so go listen to it.
Do you want me to play a song,
or what's the connection to...
You can.
I was trying to pull it up,
but my internet's so slow, it won't.
So you could...
The album's called Hoax, I think.
Pick a song,
because I can't have it in front of me.
This is the one that's getting the most of the loves.
I see a little puppy dog.
Yeah, Barkley.
Carl still have the
cone on or what?
Oh yeah, I do.
No. mountain I climbed I heard that she's still searching for her
good side
say hello
sweet
yeah that's good that's very brandy
Cyrus-y
what does that mean?
you like these like good looking
young singers
oh you think he's cute?
I just assume he is I don't know oh he's kind of a nerd actually which i think is cool but yeah then you really do like him then
i just love sad music and he does sad music very well we were watching a little bit of um american
idol someone came and sang this alan stone song i had never heard it before. And I was like, whoa, dude, what is this song?
It's called American Privilege.
Piss money away
I'm a material slave
Just trying to polish this ball and this chain
I, I don't think twice, whoa
Just keep it out of my sight.
Bitch, don't kill my vibe.
No, bitch, don't kill my vibe.
Well, American privilege
keeps covering my vision.
Inherited sickness.
Inherited sickness American birthday
Anyways, it's got a good message.
Kind of interesting in this day and age.
But I kind of liked it a lot.
This day and age.
We're so old, Wells.
Dude, I know.
Wells, are you going to Coachella?
I'm not going to Chella, brah.
Are you going?
Nah, brah. Are you going to Chella? Yeah, I know. Walser, are you going to Coachella? I'm not going to Chella, brah. Are you going? Nah, brah.
Oh.
Are you going to Chella?
Yeah, brah.
Get ready for obnoxious festival content.
Oh, my God.
So many Ferris wheel pics with fucking feather headdresses and-
Exactly.
Sticking the tongue out with the deuces up.
Oh, totally.
Just being basic AF.
But I am going to Hangout Fest for my...
Oh, I've always wanted to go to that.
Who's headlining that?
Does it really matter?
It's on the beach.
Yeah, I want to know.
American...
You don't even know, do you?
No, I don't.
That's what I'm saying.
Does it really even matter?
No, it doesn't matter.
But I will tell you in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Ignition.
Travis Scott, the Lumineers.
Khalid, Vampire Weekend,
Cardi B, Kygo, the
1975. Cardi B is
playing Hangout Festival.
What world are we living in? She's also playing
Woodstock, which I find...
I was just about to bring up Woodstock. Yeah.
Wait, I'm not done. It's a bit different this year, I think,
because it's the 50-year anniversary.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know your sister's playing it.
Yes, she is. Are you gonna go? Because I'm gonna be there. I would like to go, yeah, yeah. I know your sister's playing it. Yes, she is.
Are you going to go?
Because I'm going to be there.
I would like to go to that, actually.
Can you hook that up?
Or how does that work?
I should.
Yeah.
I should do it again.
I just, obviously, I'm not going to see my sister,
but, like, John Mayer's playing with Dead & Co.
Dying to see that.
That'll be pretty dope.
Wait, do you want to hear who else is playing or Hangout?
At Hangout?
Yeah.
Hosier, Walk the Moon, Jimmy Eat World, Ella May, Jude and the Lion, Bebe Rexha, Bishop Briggs.
And then people that no one's going to know about.
I would go for Travis Scott, maybe.
I love the Lumineers.
You would.
And I like the 1975, bruh.
I do love the 1975, but I've also seen them play three or four times already.
Yeah.
Wait.
You've got a guest today, don't you?
Yes. One I'm very excited about okay who is it it's my friend mark that i've been talking about for so
long the dude from ozark ozark mark wait do you call him that no but i think i will from now on
it just came to me actually yeah yeah from now on he's gonna be ozark mark let me just tell you guys
like this is one of the coolest dudes I've met in a really long time.
He is so awesome.
He's in Atlanta working right now.
So I actually was just in Atlanta, had brunch with the guy.
He was in Nashville a couple months ago.
We had breakfast in Nashville.
So I've gotten to see him quite a bit since we met in November.
And we just have the best time every single time.
He's such a good hang.
He's a great storyteller.
He's got some of the craziest stories ever. And he's just such a cool dude, like nice guy, great friend.
First of all, I think Wells and Mark are going to totally like, you know, you say I always steal
your friends. Yeah. Mark, my words, Mark, you're going to steal. You're going to steal this friend
from me. Like you guys are going to be homies for sure. All right. So he's the Ozark Mark.
What's Mark's last name?
Menchaca.
Okay.
So Mark Menchaca, he's an actor.
He's in, he was in the show Ozarks.
He gets killed.
Way to ruin it.
That's not seen it.
Dude, if you, I'm sorry if you haven't finished season one of Ozarks, that's a you problem,
not a me problem.
It is.
You're right.
It is.
But he most recently was on one of our other favorite shows, Manifest.
Dude, I know.
And he's in like the, I don't think it's the series. I don't think it's the season finale. it is uh but he most recently was on one of our other favorite shows manifest dude i know and
he's in like the i don't think it's the series i don't think it's the season finale i think it was
the like mid-season right no well his his character on manifest is the one that makes you understand
what's happening with all these people so he has he had a very pivotal role, albeit wasn't a very long-lived one because he thought I want to ruin it.
Don't.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Oh, my God.
Well, he has a great—he gets the coolest roles, man.
He's such a great guy.
It's such a cool life he lives.
It blows my mind, though.
He lives in New York, but he's from Texas.
Like, you'll hear he's got, like, a nice southern drawl.
So he's in Atlanta working on something now.
So he already knows we're going to give him call and we're gonna put him on yft
all right let's call him right now what's happening oh what up mark oh hi you guys this is my buddy
mark menchaca did she say it right did you say it right we ring bells here at yft in case you're
wondering what that is uh so mark and i met actually in south africa believe it or not south
africa was just really good to me.
Mark was working on a project with my sister that I will not say the name of,
so I do not get in trouble.
But we actually, I was with a couple of friends,
and we all hit it off with Mark, and Mark was staying longer than Miley.
So we hung out with Mark even after she was gone.
It was pretty fun.
We went into Stellenbosch.
We hit up a winery.
We went horseback riding in Tulba in the mountains. We had a great time.
And what about the perverted mess that went on?
There was a moment in the car. There were five of us crammed into a very tiny vehicle.
And Mark was sitting in the passenger seat. In the front seat was my friend Alex, whose girlfriend Leslie Murphy, that you guys might actually know from The Bachelor, was in the back seat with me.
And then in the middle back seat
was my friend Val. And
Val, we were, listen, we were running late,
like an hour late to ride horses, so
the girls, we all decided to change clothes in the car.
Well, Val has her pants
all the way down to her ankles, and
Mark doesn't know what's going on.
I'm looking for your glasses.
Sure. I'm looking for your glasses. Sure.
I was looking for Brandy's sunglasses because she thought she left them at the wine.
Yeah, you're right.
I was looking down on the floorboard.
And Val's pants were down.
And Val's pants were down when I realized that Val was just sitting there just, I mean, so as
could be. You were like
frozen though. You were just like, you were looking
and I think when you realized Val's pants
were down, you were scared to move.
And so you just stayed there.
It was incredible.
It was absolutely incredible. Well, obviously we can laugh
about it now, but at the time, I'm sure
it was very funny because we'd only known you what?
Like two days? Yeah, yeah. And then bal just goes uh trying to put my pants on
i was worried devastated and i thought they're gonna think i'm the biggest pervert ever i'm just
they're looking at no it was so good it was so good but It was so good. But anyway, great times in South Africa. We've stayed friends.
We've now hung out in Nashville and Atlanta.
And I'm also a massive fan of Mark.
So in South Africa, we were all kind of like,
that guy looks like that guy from Ozark.
You completely buried the lead in this intro.
We did three minutes on Val's white bear ass.
It was funny.
Well, you can cut it. Whatever. You gotta
open with... Okay, so Mark,
by the way, did she say your last name correctly?
She did. Okay. She did.
I think she practiced yesterday. I did practice yesterday.
Yeah, okay, so the show is called Your Favorite
Thing, where we just talk about, like,
our favorite things in the world
right now, and you've been
on this show twice because two of the. And you've been on this now,
this show twice because two of the shows that you have been on have been one of our favorite things.
Number one is Ozarks,
which needs to come back already.
Don't know what Jason Bateman's doing right now,
but let's hurry up with season Trey.
Okay.
And then manifest fucking crash lands into our lives and guess who shows up it's mark
once again so dude you are one of our favorite things because two great deaths yes and also both
both include water which i thought was interesting that's true yeah i had to go do adr for this show
that i've worked on here which I won't say what show
it is, but also it includes water and lightning.
Really?
Like I've got a great death reel.
Yeah.
Why do they have to kill you all the time?
That's not fair.
Wait.
So I was reading my sides last night and I see I'm dying by a gunshot and that doesn't
really work with me.
I need to either be electrocuted or drown or something like that.
I'm not sure if you guys read my writer,
but that's how this works, guys.
Water and electricity have to be involved.
Okay, can I ask you a question?
Since the show's called Your Favorite Thing
and Our Favorite Things
are two of the shows you've been on,
as a viewer of television,
what is your favorite of the two shows that you've been on? Oh, a like a viewer of television what is your favorite of the two
shows that you've been on oh i mean ozark yeah that was yeah that was one of the best gifts ever
getting that thing manifest was great loved the people ozark was just kind of i don't know it was
kind of special because it was like we were just like a big old family and jason bateman's just the
nicest guy and he kind of operates like he kind of keeps his family
together so he had met a lot of the like he met the crew on other some other movies or Arrested
Development he kind of brings everybody to whatever show he's doing which is great so
this thing I'm working on something with him right now and it's a lot of the same crew as
Ozark and he's going to send some people back
to ozark when it starts up and then he'll keep some of them on the outsider so cool it makes it
makes it nice to you know you get to work with people that you have a genuine friendship with
your character on manifest is kind of the linchpin to close out the season to kind of explain what
the hell is happening to everybody.
Did you understand that that character was going to be kind of like so instrumental in the show?
Yeah, I did.
I was actually in South Africa when they called about that.
I had to call the showrunner about it.
I kind of had an idea because I was about to play an open mic at this singer-songwriter thing,
and there was one one person before me and
we had set up a call time and he called when the like there was one person in front of me i don't
remember much of what he said but i do remember him saying that the final scene or your final
scene is going to be water is just going to start coming out of your body and they're going to
figure out that it's the same amount of time that you were underwater and then they're going to figure out that it's the same amount of time that you were underwater. And then they're going to realize that the people on the plane only have five years to live or whatever,
or however long it is at that point.
So I did know it sounded like a cool arc.
And I was like, yeah, let's do it.
Well, it's kind of interesting.
You're kind of a bad guy in both of those shows, but you seem like a really nice guy.
Why are you always the bad guy?
I don't know. I'm always a bad guy.
Russ was kind of a sweetheart.
Yeah.
You know? Yeah.
Do you like playing the bad guy, though?
It sounds kind of fun. I like the bad guy.
Yeah. But, like, the thing
that I worked on with your sister was... Totally different.
That was, like, a completely different
kind of part for me. One other thing I was going to say,
the water coming out of my mouth was real.
I think I told you this, didn't I?
So they made you swallow 43 gallons of water and then you...
You know like when you go to the dentist and they put that little hook in your mouth?
They had a bigger tube.
It was like a plastic tube that was hooked up to a pressure cooker um that was hooked up to a pressure cooker it was
hooked up to a generator and they could they could adjust like the pressure of the water but like
when we did the shot it had to be like full blast so it was kind of like waterboarding
no water shot into my it was this hook and it shot into my mouth. Oh, wow.
I had a kill switch in case things started to go bad.
And then I would just have to force the water out.
It was coming in so fast
that it just was going...
No way.
It was a pretty cool little setup they had.
I just assumed it was like a hose
just taped to the side of your face.
The camera angle just looked like that, but that's crazy.
That is nuts.
Speaking of, I was watching a show yesterday that I really freaked out.
I haven't watched much of it, but I think it's a great show,
and the guy gets to write the songs and gets to play.
Have you seen The Patriot?
No, Wells, have you?
Like the Mel Gibson movie?
No, no, no.
It's an Amazon series oh no no hey mark
would you say it's one of your favorite things right now it's one of my favorite things right
now all right absolutely one of my favorite things boom so give us the premise real quick
it's this guy that's like he's like an he works for the government his dad's in the government his brother's a congressman he basically ends up shoving this this other guy
that went before him in the interview his interview didn't go too well for this one gig
and he shoves this guy in front of a truck and so he ends up getting the job and it's kind of this
it's kind of a weird like definitely got some very funny moments in it it's kind of a drama as well like so you might it might be under a dramedy it's really good and he i think he writes the songs
that he plays in the show it all works together really good it's got that what's that guy's name
from that 70s show the dad red he's in it it. One of the shows that you'll recognize a lot of the people, you just may not know their names.
Totally. His name is Kurtwood
Smith. Kurtwood
Smith. Yeah, see, I never knew his name.
That's amazing. Added it to the
list. I got a lot of TV to catch up on.
Oh my gosh, watch it. You'll love it.
It's really good. In fact, I
was going to email my agent and be like, start
gunning for this show.
I love that. Do you do that do you
ask your agent to try to get you on specific things that you like no not normally actually
the only the only thing that i've the only show that i've ever emailed them about was what we did
in south africa oh really interesting okay to my knowledge it didn't come through them it came
through the casting director like yeah like oh he's good friends with my manager.
Oh, interesting.
Very interesting.
Well.
What's a favorite band or song that you're listening to right now?
Tyler Childers, White House Road.
I haven't heard that.
He's got a live album out right now.
Can you hear it?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I got people trying to tell me, Red.
Mm-hmm.
Keep this a living and you'll wind up dead.
Wind up dead.
Cast your troubles on the Lord of Lords.
He's also got a song called Shake the Frost.
It's great.
God, he's got, like, a little bit of, bit of Union Station sound to him
and Ryan Bingham as well.
I like that song, man.
Yeah, listen to Shake the Frost sometimes.
Well, dude, we don't want to take up too much of your time,
but we really are big fans of your work.
I mean, really excited to see.
I mean, we have to keep tiptoeing around this project
that you did with Miley,
but I'm excited for that project to come out as well.
Do you know when that's going to come out?
I'm excited about the one he's filming right now.
I think it's going to be really cool.
Oh, yeah.
I think it's going to be a good one.
It might top one of your list, Wells.
Yeah?
Yeah, it might.
I think so.
Yeah, it's based on this Stephen King novel
that he put out last year called The Outsider.
It's got a shapeshifter.
It's such a fun cast.
Did you read the novel?
Because I almost picked it up.
The problem with his novels, they're so dense and they're tomes.
I did read it.
It's a pretty quick read.
Oh, really?
I would encourage you to do it.
Yeah, it's a good book.
Because the last Stephen King book I read was the Domeome one that they made into a TV show as well.
Oh, yeah.
And it was just so thick.
And so when I saw that one come up, I was like, I don't know if I want to get into this.
But now if you're saying it's a quick read and this is going to be a show, then I need to read it before this all comes out.
Totally.
Yeah.
Pick it up.
You'll like it.
All right.
You'll like it. I'm doing it today.
Well, hey Mark, we'll let you get back to your
life, man. Please stop dying in
water or electricity.
Find a new way to die already.
Come on, dude. Learn some new tricks.
I will. I'll figure something out.
Pleasure to meet you, my man. If you're in LA,
come, let's hang out.
Yeah, let's do it, it man nice chatting with y'all
Later dude
Later
Mark's awesome
Ozark Mark big fan
So we recorded that just for context
We recorded that like last week
Because we wanted to have Hannah B's
Because there was more time than whatever
I went and read that book
I looked for it at the airport and I couldn't find it.
The Outsider.
You're going to have to give it to me.
Stephen King.
Well, it's on Audible, but whatever.
So he's doing the TV show for the Stephen King book
and I read it and I read it in record time.
Hey, Caitlin, let us make our podcast.
All right?
He could hear you.
He could hear you somehow.
No, you're just like you're like
not paying attention like looking up i'm a woman i can multitask and look at caitlin and listen to
you okay no you you actually you can't because i was talking to you and then you didn't respond
to what i was saying the fastest one of the fastest books you've ever read you read it quick
i was listening it's fantastic by the way so one of my favorite things is the outsider
by steven king it's so good i gotta get it okay somebody is i forget was it olivia culpo maybe i
recently saw somebody on instagram that i follow who also posted that they were reading it was
either like olivia culpo or like maybe bella hadid or somebody i can't remember but i gotta get it
dude get on
that shiz loved it anyways that was cool having him on i really like him a lot yes you guys got
to hang out next time he's in la the best time yeah all right you got anything else no i i'm
just like my mouth is watering because my sugar fish has been sitting here since we started and
i'm dying to eat it all right well go eat, go eat your sugar fish, brah. Okay. Okay.
I'm in LA in a couple weeks.
I got to see you in real life.
When?
April 9th.
Oh.
I'll be there all week.
Cool.
I'll be here.
Let's hang out.
Sick.
Tight.
All right.
Later, dude.
All right.
Love you, bye.
Love you, too.
Bye.
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