Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Brenda retired from living :(

Episode Date: October 27, 2023

Another in-studio episode—what a treat! This week Brandi is in the brand-new LODGE studio, comfy-cozy with a fancy old-fashioned made from the best bartender around. Your hosts chat about The Sphere, keeping up with the Cyrus’ (which is harder than keeping up with the Kardashians these days), and Brandi thinking she’s on Yellowstone. Will a single cowboy please stand up? They then dive into a Bachelor in Paradise recap and Wells’ idea for The Golden Bachelor in Paradise. As always, they wrap up with some fave things (one of them made for 12-year-olds but who’s judging) before diving into upsetting things from the internet, their Halloween plans, and thoughts on ballet flats making a comeback. Enjoy!  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Jenni Kayne — Find your forever pieces @jennikayne and get 15% off with promo code YFT at jennikayne.com/YFT! #jennikaynepartner  Factor — Head to FACTORMEALS.com/yft50 and use code yft50 to get 50% off  BetterHelp — Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/favoritething and get on your way to being your best self  Article — Go to ARTICLE.COM/YFT for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more 

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Um, let's call the brand aisle. Let's call her up right now. Do it. Let's call the Brandi. Let's call her up right now. Just kidding. She's in front of me right now. This is a very rare occasion where the Brandi is in the YFT studio. Is it rare? I feel like I come here a lot. You have been more, which has been nice. Yeah. But this is your first

experience of the new lodge setting. It is nice. I feel like you could stand to have a fake tree or two if we're going for lodge. Maybe a moose head on the wall. I need to go to Nashville because in my old, do you remember my old house? Yeah, you used to have one. Yeah, I had like a deer head and like

a pig head. Maybe leave that one in Nashville. Yeah, I know. Deer head would be cool. We're hoping to go there for Thanksgiving. I'll be here. You will be? Yeah. House swap. You want to house sit for thanksgiving i'll be here you will be well house house swap you want to house it for us yeah we can just house swap that'd be nice yeah it's coming together my desk still hasn't gotten here yet yeah yeah it's all right though i know so it's a little cramped in it's okay though the color scheme's great the sofa's great yeah that's pretty

cheap by the way yeah i wish it was article so we could tie it i thought the exact same thing and i went to article but you know what that is living spaces okay how 90s of you dude by the way they got some good stuff for cheap over there they do that thing was like less than a thousand dollars wow obviously not real leather but it looks like a real it looks like a chesterfield it looks nice yeah i have a bone to pick with you oh okay cool okay so do you remember about one time like a long time time ago when i was shitting on men in flip-flops yeah and i was like men should only wear slides like athletic slides and i feel like you were shitting on that i feel strongly about that here we are and you're in an athletic slide yeah okay so can i tell you why this is happening okay because i play golf a lot you know one is happening? Okay. Cause I play golf a

lot, you know, one of my favorite things. We know. So I have a locker at the club, you know, in my locker, in the locker room. And so I have all my shoes there. Okay. So when I go to the club, I don't like put on like my golf shoes and then like leave the house. Right. So I, but I put on my socks, I wear socks, my golf shoes. And so I got slides specifically for the ride to the club. But here you are still wearing them. I am rocking them right now. They're pretty good, aren't they? They are comfortable.

And also these ones are cool. Guys, I got to take a photo because then I'm not sure cool is the word I would use. They're like retro, red, white, and blue. America, fuck you. Who are you, JP or whatever his name is from Love is Blind? I didn't watch that show. Okay.

I'm very sorry. Guys, let's get the durian on this. They're going to see all the cords. There's a lot of cords. I know. Everything's not ready yet, okay? I'm going to post this on feetpix.com. Well, good.

My score needs to go up because I'm still losing to Sarah. And I have much better feet. Your Wiki feet rating is much better than mine. Mine was pretty good. Yeah. My feet are pretty good. Are they? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. I got Tish's feet. I got Tish's feet. And Tish, like, she's so nuts. But she says that her favorite thing about herself is her feet. Really? She's so weird about it.

And she says that this, this plastic surgeon that we know in town, I won't say his name won't out him, but, but she does. And she's like, he told me that I have perfect feet. Yeah.

Do it in her voice. If you're going to do that, Ben Talley, we'll just say his name told me that I have perfect feet. They have, that he just has never seen feet as perfect as mine. Wow. Do you think he's got a foot thing

definitely there's nothing wrong with that i mean there might be something wrong with it there's a little something i don't want to like jump too far ahead but like obviously b.i.p olivia had like a foot thing and then in this most recent episode she starts sucking on a finger she's just into digits i think so you know extremities and sucking. But that was funny. Yeah. Well, anyways, good for your mom. Yeah, you know, so I got blessed with that, I think, a little bit. I think hers are a little better than mine, but I'm a close second.

All right. For sure. That's good. Yeah. I made you an old fashioned. It's very good. This is the first time Brandy's ever come over. Well, it's because Brandy's come over here usually during the daytime when it's just

like not acceptable to be drinking but um i mean yeah but yeah it is the sun is down you know yeah it's tuesday but my days are a little mixed up because i was in vegas on a sunday so like i don't know i just felt like a drink yeah i feel like i needed a drink so anyway she comes in i was like do you guys want because i usually i'm like do you want water like what are you what are we gonna do here and usually you don't want anything right and then you were like let's is it time for a drink different cocktail is it and at first i was like it's gonna ask for straight whiskey to sip on yeah but then i forgot that i have the esteemed bartender himself that's right one of the best in the biz yeah and he made me this fancy fancy

ass old fashion with the orange peel and everything and yeah it's great and the round ice cube do those have a name no but like yeah it's an ice cube mold

ice cube mold one of those good my father always said if it's worth doing it's worth doing right true you're also drinking

out of a Waterford glass oh what does that mean it's crystal oh I don't know Swarovski no Waterford glass. Oh, what does that mean? It's crystal. Oh. I don't know. Swarovski? No.

Waterford. But, you know, we'll take it. There's a reason why whiskey glasses are like this. They're very heavy and heavy at the bottom. Why is that? It's because when you drink whiskey, you drink very little of it, right? You know, usually maybe an ounce, maybe two ounces. So you have effectively a very light glass of alcohol but

you don't want to feel like it's really light in your hand you know you want to have a thick heavy glass so it feels like there's more in there i want a thick heavy glass yeah was that was that like a dick thing i don't even know what that was i don't know but i I like it. Okay. I think you got drunk in like the three sips you've taken. You know, I had two drinks in Vegas too. And I felt a little drunk. Yeah. I think I'm becoming more of a lightweight than I already was in my old age. Well, that's good.

Yeah. Not me. Not me at all. I wasn't even going to drink tonight. And then you, I i was gonna have like a good healthy night and here we are and so vegas was fun yeah it was litty litty kitty and litty kitty and sin city in sin city hey okay can we talk about sin city real quick sure i desperately want to go to the sphere same i mean like mean, like every video I see. I know.

Looks like the coolest fucking thing in the world. Are you a big YouTube guy or no? Not really, but. Me either, but I would go see them. I know. And I go see anything in there. But I just, one thing though, like I think that like doing drugs in there might be terrifying. But also might be the greatest thing ever.

I can take a shroom. You're either having a seizure or you're having the best time in the world. There's no in-between here. There's no in-between. You know? I can have a shroom or two. Yeah. Miley's manager is actually either in Vegas now

or going to go see the next U2 show in the sphere. Nothing to report back yet. Nothing yet. Yeah. But it does look sickening. And I really just think my sister should play there so we can all go that's what i'm saying that's kind of where i was going with this i know speaking of your family and i can cut this if you want but um i'm scared i feel like it's getting hard to keep up with the cyruses like

keeping up with the cyrus i can keep up with the kardashian it's much better than i came with the cyruses right now yeah i saw your dad got married i did too is that you found out on the i also saw it on instagram yeah but you guys don't stop i know you know can you stay i might be next who knows well maybe it's a bull rider i wish they're hot so you went to the professional bull rider not oh no. I did not go. I DJed the official PBR championship after party. Okay, so. I'm a big deal, Wells. I know you are. I saw the picture on Instagram.

It's like you on stage with like a lot of people. And I'm holding the belt buckle that they won. Yeah. Which, by the way, that thing is heavy as. Really? Yeah. And I've held a WWE belt. I had that at Sundance last year.

Okay. Snoop Dogg sent it to me. And that was really heavy. Yeah. That that at Sundance last year. Okay. Snoop Dogg sent it to me. Um, and that was really heavy. Yeah. Thing was like eight times heavier. Okay. It was massive.

And they were like, you want to hold it? And I was like, yeah. And then I took it and I was like, Oh, I don't know. And I,

then I like gave it back to one of the guys and he was like holding it with one hand. I was like, well, those guys are strong. They're strong. It was cool. But unfortunately, um,

all those dudes had, uh, girlies on their arm, like when, you know guys are strong. They're strong. It was cool. But unfortunately, all those dudes had girlies on their arm. They're women, so I couldn't really hit on anybody. Men are garbage. That's right. But they were cute and they were so fun. They're garbage with their wives. I know. They loved me, though.

All of them. They were like, oh, you're so badass. I'm like, I know. This is how I envision it. You think you're on Yellowstone and like one of those bull riders. This is what's going to happen. Yes. I'm going to at least like take one down. I was hoping they were truly all wife.

Do you know? So it's dumb. Yeah. Surely there are some bull riders who are single. Surely. Let's find some of them yeah we'll find some okay but you had fun i did i blast okay did you do any gambling no good i don't gamble good for you i don't either it's dumb super dumb that's something that stupid

people do because they haven't realized that uh the reason why those buildings are so big is because you're bad at gambling yeah true okay true. Okay, should we... Start the show. You want to do it? You're a guest in my house. Please take the floor. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with... Well, Zad and Brandy, we are in the same room.

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Val, you can sit down. Are you good? I like this view. Okay. Oh, okay. Great. I mean, I bought this big Chesterfield chair. And you don't want to sit in it. If I had known, I'd have put it up on their mic, but you didn't tell me that. Okay. If you want to skip the BIP stuff, head to the 31 minute mark. We talk a little bit about the golden bachelor so if you want to skip that skip to like the 34 mark okay bip ep 5 yeah we had a cliffhanger from last episode of sean and aaron s both praying the paradise gods that someone comes in and you see the legs of someone that looks like a female coming down the steps of paradise so their prayers are answered lo and behold it's sam yeah and no one knows who the fuck this person is right um quick question yeah something i've been wondering

actually all season does jesse's wife is she okay that he's like hugging all these hot girls in bikinis every week interesting i just wonder yeah i like i know it's like hugging all these hot girls in bikinis every week? Interesting. I just wonder. Yeah. I know it's innocent and all, but like still, I'm just curious how that makes her feel. Have you seen his wife? Hot? So hot.

I mean, you know, I know, but. She's like Brazilian. I know, I know. She's like that type of hot. I know, I'm just saying. I was just not of the thought. Yeah, I understand. But I just wondered. Yeah.

I just wondered. And then Davia, I know, I'm sorry. I know I'm fast forwarding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was like, your eyes are like the ocean. And I was like, honey, he's taken. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, I was just curious.

It is a good question. Yeah. I imagine she's like, it's fine. It's like part of the job. I mean, if they were fully clothed, I literally wouldn't even ask. But it's like, they are in bikinis looking hot. I just wondered. Going back to like when Chris was the host, I don't think he did a lot of hugging of people.

Jesse does some hugging. He does. Like he's very much like, especially with the guys too. Chris never did that. It was like you shook his hand. I think it took me until I became the bartender that I got like the first hug going in. Because I had known him for five years, you know, whatever. Yeah.

Years before that. It's an interesting question. So anyway, Sam shows up. No one knows who the fuck she is. No. Love that she's 34 though. Yeah. Representing for, you know, my people.

Yeah. She can go on Golden Batcher if she wants. Now. Too young for that? Yeah. There's going to be a guy that is into Cougars and is going to be like, I like, he's going to be like young and be like, I don't want to go on regular Batcher. I want regular bachelor i want to go on fucking for sure coug city yeah and i'm so here for that love that there's even a world of like because i've been wanting to do golden bachelor in paradise so

badly and i've you know i pitch it to every news outlet this is my vision it's going to take place in florida you know or like scottsdale you have to show up in a golf cart you know like one on ones on a shuffleboard. Love that. Group dates are happening at bingo. Great. Dinner still happen during the day. During the day. You know. Yeah early dinner. And if you don't get a rose you have to leave in a golf cart you know. That's genius.

But then I'm like do we just do paradise with everybody? You need a bigger crew. Yeah. But you could do it. I don't know I think need a bigger crew. Yeah. But you could do it. I don't know. I think you keep it separate. Yeah. Yeah.

And then you could trickle some in, right? Like the way they trickled in a Bachelor in Paradise Canada. Mm-hmm. You can trickle in, you know, a young thang that wants to date a cougar. Speaking of Sam, Bachelor in Paradise Canada,

she, um, she can't walk in sand. No. Well, she's got on gigantic wedges. Yeah, you can't have a chunky heel out there. A heel in general would be tough. Do you remember when Ashley Iaconetti got engaged to Jared and she

was wearing high heels and her feet were just sliding. It was the funniest thing in the world to see someone whose feet are supposed to be up in heels but like go down like sink into the sand yeah like almost like she was wearing like jester shoes you know you know i'm talking about i really like sam like she kind of just doesn't give a fuck telling sean like i'm not sure if your frontal cortex is connected yet is that's such a funny bit.

And I'm sure that's just totally her. But like if someone gave her that chef's kiss. Yes. The thing that's kind of interesting about that night is we see Sam with Sean. We see Sam with Aaron S. We don't really see Sam with Peter. No, we don't. And that's who she ends up choosing,

which that was very odd to me. But then also knowing that Peter's like 34. Her age, sure. Yeah. Age appropriate. She was probably like, this is the only guy I probably have like somewhat of a. I know.

I'm glad she's there, right? Totally. Olivia chooses John Henry, which I saw coming. Yeah, I think so. Rachel chooses Brayden, which this is like turning into like one of the cutest love stories of Paradise ever.

And I feel like they're going to break my heart. I'm rooting for them, but I just don't know. I could see it happening. I don't know what happened. I know, I know. Well, I mean, I feel like this is not really a spoiler because it's in the preview.

I'm pretty sure one of her other exes from her season comes down and there's like a shot of them making out in the ocean, I think. Oh, I don't know. Well, you do know, but how would I know that if I hadn't seen it? Because Wells doesn't tell me anything. You guys like, I know nothing about that. Do you want to know the truth about this?

Sure. God's honest. And I, and I think that like the wife here maybe won't believe this, but this is the God's honest truth. I've done this show now for so long that it's all blending together. And I have no recollection. Like I know who gets engaged or if people get engaged,

I like there's a wedding. I know who does that. But like all this little stuff i'm like i have no fucking clue okay well pretty sure i saw him um you know the cute little race car driver guy i'm pretty sure i saw a preview of him coming down oh really and them kissing in the ocean i could be wrong but i really thought i saw that so as much as i die for the rachel andayden vibe, I think they're so cute. I just, something tells me I'm going to be heartbroken about that. Well, you could be right.

And I'm not even playing coy. I just don't remember that. Okay. I honestly, maybe I'm wrong. You totally might be right. It's on some super teasers. I've seen them,

but I don't even know. Okay. So will sad boy, John B and Sean. Bye. Bye. Sayonara suckers. time is up adios yeah kind of a bloodbath that does it a lot of people to go home on paradise is there anyone who are you most sad to see go i felt the the worst for will because i think he's actually really hurt and i do think he just like got dealt a bad hand i think it's gotten so bad for him it was time to go yeah you know so I actually wasn't sad to see any of them leave because I think

Will should leave yeah um but I was definitely the most sad about him Sean fuck boy see you later don't it's fine you've had enough time here John B I don't know you at all your time is up Aaron S did he leave oh yeah Aaron S yeah you should have left with Sam anyway go find your girl like yeah yeah yeah I agree with you with Will like I think I was so invested in like wanting his happiness that I was like do we have anybody for him to come down come on this guy's great I know but I will say this like in unless he gets married in the next whatever eight months he's a guy that I could totally see coming back. For sure. You know?

And like, we'll do it differently. And you know, like what he says, he does a good thing. He's like, eventually someone's going to choose me every day. Totally. There's some girl out there that's like, fuck. First tree's so cute. He's six, five. He's like such a good guy.

I know. Next morning, it's Kat's birthday. Oh, jeez. Is it? I wasn't sure. It was. I mean, yeah. Are you sure? It was Lace last year who made up's birthday. Oh, geez. Is it? I wasn't sure. It was. I mean, yeah. Are you sure?

It was Lace last year who made up her birthday. Oh, yeah. That's right. And then made everyone be like, what's going on? Is this? Oh, I kind of miss Lace. What's she up to? She was so great.

She made such good television. I loved her. So it's her birthday, which historically, they didn't show it in the episode, but I did like an interview where I was like, these people don't watch the show because historically, they didn't show it in the episode, but I did like an interview where I was like, these people don't watch the show because historically, if it's your birthday,

it's a very- Don't tell anyone. Never tell anybody. I would never tell anyone. It is a very bad thing. Yeah. It is a bad omen. Mm-hmm.

But she is like, it's gonna be great. We're gonna do a party. I'm gonna be sticking my tongue down Tanner's throat. Na, na, na, na, na, na tongue down tanner's throat yeah here's the thing like she says in a moment of heated upsetness tanner doesn't touch me enough or like i want him to just grab me and make out with me and he doesn't do that like she's kind of complaining about like a lack of affection from this guy and i wouldn't have really known that if she hadn't said it because they don't I mean even though they haven't really shown them doing that I just kind of assumed they were

I don't know I thought that was weird twofold guys also like to feel I know wanted yeah that's what's happening with Blake and Jess by the way but we'll get to that I mean it doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize Jess doesn't isn't't really into Blake. I see zero chemistry. I think that like she, like on paper, she's like, he's perfect. And he's so handsome. And like, you know, and she's gorgeous. And like, so they're both great individually. I just see no chemistry, no sparks at all between the two.

Yeah. I don't think you're wrong there. Yeah. So it's Kat's birthday. She's thinking that she's getting this date, but Rachel gets the date. And Rachel deserves the date. For sure. Yeah sure yeah and cat fucking loses it by the way just absolutely goes like meltdown we just really didn't see this side of her on on her season we didn't it's crazy she like really kept a lid on it yeah it's wild so she loses it because she doesn't get the date because it's her

birthday but whatever it's still fine they're gonna do a darty right which is great have you ever heard of that before never but i don't hate it i don't hate it a drunk but but also here's the thing every party i go to is a drunk party yeah so why would i denote it that way i don't know cat are you guys going to parties that don't have alcohol? Because that sounds like a meeting. Not fun. No. Not for me. No.

Quick thing in there. Aaron and Eliza start talking about getting serious, which I'm so down. And she's like, would you move to Berlin? I know. Wow. Is that where she lives? I know she's from there. Yeah.

She can speak a bunch of languages, by the way. She's super smart. She's the best. Yeah. She can speak a bunch of languages, by the way. She's super smart. She's the best. Yeah. And you know, he's like, yeah, I moved to Berlin. Can't you be from Rome? You got to be from Berlin. That place is cold.

So Kat wants to have this Darty. Going to use this forever. Darty. But then Davia comes. Uh-huh. Everyone is like, she is the most beautiful woman that we've ever seen in our entire lives. Because she has two different color eyeballs. I mean, she is super hot.

Gorgeous. Like stunning. Yeah. Teeny tiny little thing. Yeah. Kind of exotic looking. Like she's so pretty for sure. But yeah, that is the consensus.

Yeah. And how many times is Tanner going to say she's got a blue eye and a green eye? Yeah, I know. Like bro. Yeah. Let's look for some other part of her body. That's interesting. But I like what she does. She's like, I want Tanner. I pull Tanner. I'm going to ask you. I'm asking Tanner. I love that. I love that play. Me too. Because it just shows like what she, if it doesn't work. Okay. Yep. See you guys later, I guess. I don't know. Tanner's like, yep. work okay yep see you guys later i guess i don't know tanner's like yep totally into it oh i need to probably talk to a cat a little bit do you think that there's a part of tanner that was like

seeing the some of the red flags that we're seeing of cat of like kind of like losing it and he's like a little scared definitely brayden kind of loving the karma. As he should. Is pretty funny too. It's pretty good. Also, so when Tanner does pull Kat to talk, I'm pretty sure she said it to him. If not, it was to somebody else. But like, I just can't believe he said yes without even talking to me.

Honey. Yeah. You just did this to someone. Oh, I know. And I think we see it on the tease for the next episode where she starts yelling at Tanner and like storms off or whatever. But hold on, Kat, don't you remember when you were yelling at Brayden for Brayden just telling his feelings to you? I don't know if she's going to accept this. Growing up is about learning to be self-aware. And like, this is a great great opportunity unfortunately experience it's a great learning experience unfortunately you're having to learn it in front of a lot of people i know anyways she gets her birthday cake they start singing happy birthday the whole crew comes out like

i don't know why i think i think that the the cooks were like really excited about like what they made and she tosses in the freaking ocean that's so rude i know it's delicious well i just they worked really hard to make that cake i didn't like that i know but that's how cakes go in paradise i think it was last season that someone threw it in the fire hard to make you guys totally like baking is not easy i know that was a little rude the pinata cross cut with tanner's date is one of the best pieces of editing that i think i've ever seen in my entire life like hurt is fucking losing her mind losing it and then he's just like like doing like salsa dancing and like kissing it's so freaking funny brayden

just like like laughing hysterically oh i, I know. Like loving every second. I know. It's too good. Brayden leaves self-aware enough to be like, I know I shouldn't like this. I know. You know? I know, yeah.

But you know deep down. You're like, this is karma. He's like, yes. I know. And then I have to fix my box. And we do like four like destroy my box jokes, which whatever. I think I did.

Like, that's what she said. Joke too. I'm fucking turning into Michael Scott on this show. They paid me for that episode. So whatever. Sam starts playing truth or dare. So she like actually

Like starts you know Cutting it up in there Pilot Pete kissing Kylie Was so awkward It was awful But it's also like Pete dude Like you're with Sam Like she just saved you

And I guess the question was like make out with like the person you think is hot Is there which I get like you might Think that that's what it is you dance with the girl that brought you bro what are we doing here also kylie was disgusted by the kiss well she was like doing that that was funny though i mean i loved it and he was so embarrassed by it yeah but you know he asked for that it's funny because like that's a thing that happens on love island a lot really yeah they all kiss each other and what happened no nothing about that like they're gonna get herpes well we we have the stringent std testing oh good good good don't Don't you worry. Okay, just checking. Yeah.

And I did love Olivia being a freak. Oh, yeah. It was great TV, you know? What was the dare? Was it like- So the weird thing was like, somebody, who was dared to kiss somebody

and kiss John Henry? Oh. Was that Mercedes? Was that Mercedes? Someone kissed John Henry. Yeah, and that Mercedes? Was that Mercedes? Someone kissed John Henry. Yeah, and she got like hella jealous. She did. So then her power move was to suck on his finger,

which, pretty good. Dude, he went beet red. Yeah. You know he got like a half chub. You know this is the most attention this guy's ever gotten in his life. For sure. Like all crammed into a short period of time.

Well, he is a handsome guy. He's so hot. But like, I just don't think he's gotten much female attention, whether that's because he doesn't put himself in the right situations or he's shy, whatever it is. I know. But like all these hotties all about him

in one little setting is like probably a lot for him. I'm not sure if he's ready for it. So yeah, you got Olivia. You got, I think it was Mercedes that also kissed him. And then it looks like Kat's gonna go for it. It looks, and the super tease tease you see cat going for it so this poor guy did not sign up for this no but good for him you know yeah he's not he's not ready for this i like john henry i do too

super sweet yeah so the next thing that happens we kind of touched on it earlier but it's the jess and blake issue it derives from the game, right? Who would you say you have the biggest connection with right now or something like that? It was like some stupid question like that. And it should have been easy for Jess to be like, Blake. Yes. But she like goes on this kind of like long meandering like, well, the person,

the only person I've got a connection with is Blake. So Blake. Yeah. It's like, okay. And you know, Blake's sitting there going, what the fuck was that uh-huh he's going like this what the fuck is happening you know nice he is uh you got to see it in person it's good yeah it's better in person isn't it so he pulls her aside and he kind of has like a pretty adult conversation well he is he's 30 something yeah and i i don't know if you noticed this but it was i think one

of the first times you got to hear jess's nickname and it was during the i think the truth or dare and her nickname on the show with the cast was baby Jess, then transferred into BJ. And then that wasn't great, but I know, but she was baby Jess. I mean, yeah,

she's young. And so watching that interaction between those two, I was like, this is where that nickname comes from because she's so young. She doesn't understand what her feelings mean to her. I think an older woman might be like on paper blake you're perfect but it's not for me vibes off yeah but she doesn't have that right but we do get like a little bit of a a tease into the future that like maybe there's something

with tyler and they might be the cutest couple that I could have ever thought of. Agree, yeah. They both seem so super sweet and saccharine. I'm amazed that they did this with Kat. I knew it was a thing because she was at my bar so often and I would see her do it. But like them really putting a spotlight on Kat not being able to stop playing with their hair is so funny. But also like that's her tell, you know? And like I wonder if she knows that she will now she will yeah anytime she is upset or nervous or anything it's i gotta put my hair interesting i want to play poker with her i'll win money you would win anyway i have a feeling probably that

was an interesting tick you know it's the next day and Kat really wants to talk to Tanner. And Tanner's obviously sleeping. On purpose. Yes. I think he wants nothing to do with this day. He's like, how long can I avoid this situation? Yeah. This is going to be bad.

Davia comes out first and she pulls Davia. And I think that that was not the right play. I agree. I think you need to talk to the guy, not the girl that just got here. I definitely agree with you. It was not the right move. Like she should have absolutely talked to Tanner first. Yeah.

But like in the essence of ruining Davia's night or vibe or whatever, I do think Davia should also have an accurate picture of what Tanner and Kat's relationship was. Like, I feel like the guys are notorious for going on a date with a girl and kind of making it seem like, Oh yeah, we're together, but it's chill.

Like we're open. And then you find out like, no, you guys are kind of serious, you know, like he's been with Kat all week long and like just Kat and they've kind of been attached to them. So like,

in fairness, like Davia deserves to know that, but I definitely don't think that was Kat's motive. I think her motive was to find out what's going on. Yeah. Right. It was like selfish motive. So it wasn't to help her out Davia at all.

But yeah. So then I guess we see like what's coming up. And I think the big thing is it looks like Kat and John Henry, that's going to happen in the future. Which is that surprising to you? She's going to eat him alive. Yeah, right? He's going to get destroyed.

I know. I don't love that for him. Do you think that Tanner and Davia will be like the thing? Mm-hmm. Yeah? Mm-hmm. That's pretty much like the episode, effectively. Yeah.

You know, we never really touched on how fucking cute rachel and braden's date was oh i know it was like weird but so cute it was like i actually you know rachel says it herself like you bring out the side of me i've never seen her like that yeah like i i loved seeing her like that i think that to me like that almost seems like the best version of herself and he brings that out in her and that's why i think i love them together so much yeah i just hope i want it to last i know he is such a like a positive force you know he is that he totally is that thing she's done a lot of these shows and i feel like we've never seen her be i know that excited so you're not wrong about that and even if it doesn't work out at least she got that moment you know? Yeah.

Anyways, is that everything? Yeah, I think that's it. Is it everything? Mm-hmm. All right, you still into it? Yeah, loving it. Yeah? Mm-hmm.

We're obviously not doing it, but I love The Golden Bachelor. I don't know if you're watching it at all. I'm not caught up, I don't think, but I watched the first few episodes. Joan, I think, needs to be the next Bachelorette, the Golden Bachelorette. Joan, which one is she? She's the one whose daughter just had a kid and a C-section. She had to leave and she was beautiful. Loved her. And then he comes to, you know, to go do a date and she comes out and she's like, hey,

I got a fucking bail. And he starts crying. You're like, God, this is so sweet. And I, you know, it started out so wonderful. And like all these women have these amazing stories. And like the one thing that we talk about a lot when we're like working on these shows is like stakes stakes are big like what are the stakes for you in this situation right and it's really really hard to believe

as an audience member that the stakes for a 24 year old personal trainer are that difficult. No, I know. You know? And so there's a lot of like, I think a lot of backflips that like production has to do to like make these episodes and these dates and the bachelor bachelorette seem like they're really, really important. But then you watch this golden bachelor show and you listen to this, you know, it's it's women's like yeah my husband died three years ago of whatever you know like and like i haven't found love since then and i think i'm ready like it's like whoa this is real life stuff

and it's just so cute but then it turned from like that to one of the ladies being so mean to the one of the other yes i had to pull up their names yeah i cannot with kathy mean girling theresa oh i know can you not i didn't think we were gonna see this on this show i didn't think we were gonna see this level of cattiness yeah yeah and like fakeness to one person and then like i just can't believe it but kathy honey it's not a good look for you and it's funny she's gonna look like like cats having to learn at least cats learning it in her 20s this is something that she's gonna have to learn in her whatever it is 60s uh because teresa because teresa's not really being a she's just being like i'm excited to be here she hasn't done anything wrong and she feels so terrible i'm

not having it. Oh, I know. When she pulled her aside and was like, I'm so sorry. I was like, Teresa, stand your ground. Yeah, you didn't do anything. Hey, bitch. Stand up straight. And don't be mean to me.

Yeah. All right. Anyway, very cute. Yeah. Enough bachelor talk. Yeah. If I could really quickly, just really quickly, because I'm a little bit behind, but the challenge, I'm still. Oh, that's on TV right now?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a little bit behind. And I just got to say this. For all my challenge fans out there, I actually texted Johnny about this. What Josh did at the end, being like, I swear on the life of my grandfather, I won't vote against you. Johnny's like, okay, great. And then he votes against him. And then he starts crying.

He's like, I'm so sorry, Johnny. I didn't know what to do. I can't stand a reality TV. I can't withstand anybody who weaponizes their emotions. I think it's such a fucking shitty thing to do. It is. And it's like, dude, I'm sorry you're crying. And I'm sorry that like you said that you wouldn't do

this on your grandfather's life and then you did like that's on you. Don't make me feel bad because you made a bad decision. I texted Johnny that. I was like this is fucked up. And he was like I couldn't believe you did it. Like we're friends and he did that to me. Anyways all that to be said the challenge is great. And that's that.

Okay. You got some favorite things bro or what bro this is embarrassing to admit okay i've been watching the summer i turned pretty do you know about this show no i don't oh really it's a story about some 15 year olds okay and their love triangle that's embarrassing that i'm watching a show about 15 year olds, but it's actually really cute. And I'm behind like this, this it's on season two. It's been out for a minute. And I've seen people talk about it,

but I had just never turned it on. Listen, the acting, not nothing groundbreaking here, whatever. Just a cute watch. And like these kids are just in this little love triangle and it's kind of juicy.

The soundtrack, I don't know how they have so much money for the music because they have like taylor swift songs in the show who's paying for that that's odd and it's on amazon prime so i don't know but it's so cute and like such an easy watch but like kind of like serious at the same time like this is not a spoiler you find out real quick like the two boys like their mom's dying of cancer and like there's real issues a love triangle between one girl and two brothers oh come on it's so cute a story about first love first heartbreak and the magic of that one perfect summer the summer i turned pretty on prime that's kind of like the family stone it's the kid version yeah yeah yeah yeah great movie family stone i know we were actually went to dinner with jesse ferguson and jess mcketa and

we were talking about christmas movies and i was like sarah's like yeah well wells's favorite christmas movie is fucking weird and i was like the family stone is a great movie. It's a great movie. I love it. Speaking of The Family Stone and Rachel McAdams, have you seen on TikTok? Britney Spears auditioning for The Notebook? Yes. Yeah. I'm impressed.

She was a- Her audition was very good. For sure. She was a Mickey Mouse Club girl. She was a good actress. But the only movie she ever really did was Crossroads, which don't get me wrong, Miley and I watched the shit out of Crossroads. Oh, yeah. We've probably She was a good actress. but the only movie she ever really did was Crossroads, which don't get me wrong, Miley and I watched the shit out of Crossroads.

Oh yeah. Like we've probably seen it a hundred times. Loved it. But you know, it was just Crossroads. So to watch her audition and like the scene

they had her read was a huge scene and she fucking killed it. If she wasn't who she is and wasn't such a recognizable face, like I know this because like with my

sister, I feel this way. Like she's so recognizable. And like Hannah Montana was so huge that I think sometimes it's probably hard for people to see her as anybody other than that. So for Britney Spears, it's like, you're really good, but everyone's going to watch this movie and see Britney Spears. And that's not what you want, right? Like you want somebody that can like actually build a character. And so it was just crazy. Like I just had no idea she was that talented as an actress. And I was just really crazy. Like I just had no idea she was that talented as an actress. And I was just really impressed. And the thing I read on Variety said she beat out like huge names

to get as far as she did in casting, like Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Claire Danes, like all these huge names that auditioned for this role. And so I just thought that was crazy. So if you guys haven't seen that, just search it on TikTok and watch her audition tape. It's pretty crazy. Also, how can casting directors just release all these audition tapes?

Cause I see a lot of these on TikTok. Yeah. Is that legal? I assume so. Seems weird. Why not? I don't know. I wouldn't want mine released.

Well, if yours was as good as Britney Spears. I wouldn't care about like still. Yeah. Yeah. But have you seen Rachel McAdams do that? Yes. And it's really good.

And like, I mean, I know it's easy to say because she got the role but like i could never picture anybody in that role except rachel like she is that character you know yeah all right so the summer i turned pretty huh i like that you're like a 12 year old yeah drinking it old-fashioned yes okay yeah you know what i was thinking about the other day okay so you know how there's some people who have an iPhone? This is for the iPhone users out there.

I don't know how you heathens with Samsung Androids are living your life. Same. I'm kidding, whatever. I judge people hard that have green text. I know, I know. We shouldn't do that. I do, though. But you know how some people have a thing on their messages that says, like,

red at 9.07 p.mm and so you know that they've seen it right i don't have that on my phone i don't either i don't want people to know that i've opened the text yeah but i like i will say this i ran into somebody who did that and they were like i do it because it holds me accountable for answering things i know that they know that i've seen it and i'm a better person than that. And I was like, that makes total sense. And I applaud you. I'm not doing that. Me either. But did you know that everybody has on their phone right now? Everyone that has an iPhone has on their phone right now. Wait, what do you mean? So they changed the iPhone recently with messages that you can

edit things. You misspell something and go and edit and edit it right you are not allowed to edit it if it's been read are you sure yes so you can tell text me that's crazy is it that they've read it or not or is it how long the text is since it's been sent i think it's when you see it i'm gonna send you a text don't open it okay do not open the text okay and in, I'm going to try to edit it and see what happens. Because I'm wondering, is it if you've read it or not? Or is it like once, like it's like an email. You know you can unsend an email if you catch it within like five minutes or something. It's because they haven't seen it yet.

No, I think it's a time thing. Really? With Google, I think so. Maybe so. So I'm like, is it the same? Yeah. So let's just see. Okay.

So I'm going to send you the hello. Okay. That's me. And then in 10 minutes, I'm going to send you the hello. Okay. And then I'll try to edit it. And if I can edit it, then we'll let you read it. And then I'll try again immediately after it. And then we'll see. Okay. I've gone away from making fun of the Mormons because a lot of people got upset about it, but I found a video that I think is bonkers and I must show it on the show. Okay. This is this girl at BYU interviewing students.

Have you seen this? No. Do you want to have a sip of alcohol or kill a puppy? Kill a puppy. Kill a puppy for sure. Woo! Alcohol. Sip of alcohol.

100%. You guys are the first to probably kill a puppy. I would rather kill a puppy terminal illness and suffering. And boom, I win. Hit a va terminal illness and suffering and boom I win hit a vape or watch your grandma die would she be dying of old age? watch her die okay

probably the second one hit a vape end premarital sex or end racism I'm just gonna go with end racism just because I like s'mores a lot. If it was hard to hear, whatever, I don't know. The first question was, would you rather have a sip of alcohol or kill a puppy? That is fucking crazy. And a lot, except for like these two girls who are like i'm gonna have that wall like like

a puppy but everyone's like i'll kill a puppy and one guy's like well that puppy's terminal so i'll win win i know and then the second one was would you rather hit a vape or watch your or watch your grandma die and they all said watch my grandma die my grandma would be like hit the fucking vape you puss what are we talking about here she'd be like what the fuck is happening And then the last question was, would you rather end premarital sex or end racism? And everyone said premarital sex pretty much, except for the last guy. Humanity scares me. It scares me. I just feel like I'm taking crazy pills sometimes.

I think it's time possibly for the earth to just regenerate the human race like wipe us out start us over we might be there it's it scares me sometimes we might have gotten to like the pinnacle yeah like maybe that's what happens is is like once our civilization like gets to cell phones and the internet they're like okay we gotta we gotta the aliens are like all right get the eraser let's clean this whiteboard off i found this on instagram and i thought it was the funniest thing i've ever seen and i i don't know if you're going to think it's as funny as i think it was but like i could not stop laughing someone had a bot like ai or whatever write an obituary for this person. It is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

And I wanted to read it for everybody. Okay. So remember, this is... I hope that's queued up on that thing. Yeah. You like that? It's insane. Technology.

So remember, this is a bot who wrote this obituary for this person, okay? Brenda Trent, retired from living at the age of old. Surrounded by family and natural causes a librarian from birth Brenda was an avid collector of dust she had a sweetheart and married her high school she loved having hobbies she had a sweetheart and married her high school.

She loved having hobbies and helping her sons be disadvantaged youths. She had no horses, but thought she did. The church gave her a choir because she sang like a bird because she sang like a bird. And she looked like a bird. And Brenda was a bird.

She owed us so many poems. The funeral will be held in 1977 at Heaven. The funeral will be held in 1977 at Heaven. In lieu of flowers, send Brenda more life. Oh my God. Oh my God. I mean, true. Oh, fuck. We'll make sure that bot reads yours when the time comes.

Oh, God. That's funny. The church gave her a choir because she sang like a bird and looked like a bird. And Brenda was a bird. Oh, God. That's so freaking funny. Wow. Oh.

AI, man. It still got me. I got to be honest with you. Like the second time, it wasn't as good as the first time around. But the second time around. Still pretty good. Still pretty good. Here's the thing.

I don't have like favorite shows or whatever to tell you about this week. Okay. I don't really know why. I just haven't. I know actually, I know exactly why. Sarah went on a bachelorette party. And she's the one who's driving. They're like, let's watch this.

Let's watch that. And then when I don't have that, then I'm like, what do I do? I'm going to watch an old movie or something. Oh, is that what you've been doing? I haven't really been doing anything if I'm being honest with you.

What did you do? Sit and stare at the wall at night? I got drunk. By yourself? No, because I went to, I went and played golf one day and got drunk. Went to my brother's house

and watched football. You know. But there are a couple things I am excited about. And one of them is this new movie. It's a new Wes Anderson called Henry Sugar. Okay. So I thought that in lieu of telling you how much I love it,

I'll just play the trailer. Okay. Good evening, Mr. Sugar, said the man behind the desk whose job it was to never forget a face. Henry Sugar was 41 years old, unmarried and rich. Strange. The following is what Henry read in the Little Blue Exercise book. Gentlemen, I am a man who can see without using his eyes. He saw it! I cried. He saw that trolley. This is absolutely unbelievable.

I was flabbergasted. This is a terrific piece of information. This could change my life. An extraordinary thing happened. All at once, he sees through his own skin. Like an X-ray. Only better, he sees everything. Henry was now almost certainly capable of making money faster than any other person in the entire world.

Interesting. His name was Henry Sugar. I think people ought to know a bit about what he has done for the world. The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar. I do want to see this. It's streaming on Netflix right now. It's so weird that people like Wes Anderson are having movies that are not in the theater, but they're on Netflix.

Like, I think that's crazy. That's the future. I know. I can't tell you the last time I went to a movie theater I know I want to go see the killers of the flower moon I would love to do that too but I'm not going to the theater I'll tell you that right now I'm going to wait until I can watch it at my own house

I know my buddy Robbie Amell he's on that show Upload I think it's on Prime I think his third season is out now a man is able to choose his own afterlife after his untimely death by having his consciousness uploaded into a virtual world as he gets used to his new life and befriends his angel real world handler questions about his death

arise upload it's on prime third season out. I love this show so much. I'm surprised you're not into it. I haven't gotten into it. Well, you like sci-fi. I know. I feel like I should maybe watch it. I also feel like Robbie would be someone that you had a crush on back in the day.

Oh, really? He was like the heartthrob and the duff, I think. I don't think I ever saw that. Really? Yeah, I don't think so. You seem like a big duff chick. Maybe I should watch that. Yeah.

Okay. What are you doing for Halloween? We're going to, are you going to be in town? No, I'm going to New York. Oh. We're going to like the Casamigos party. Oh, that's it. With some friends.

That's fun. Oh, that's fun. Are you going to give your costume? Yes, I do. Is it going to be as epic as previous years? We're trying. I don't know. Huh.

We are going as Happy Gilmore. Oh, cute. So I'll be Adam Sandler. Mm-hmm. I don't know. Huh. We are going as Happy Gilmore. Oh, cute. So I'll be Adam Sandler. Mm-hmm. Got the whole costume. Golf clubs, obviously, whatever. And then Sarah's going to play the girl. Okay.

Who was her mom on Modern Family. Okay. So. Cute. There's a tie in there. Yeah, I love that. What about you? I've really dropped the ball this year.

Have you? Usually I plan for months on my costume. I am DJing Friday night in New York City. If you are in New York or the surrounding area, I'm looking for a part time. I'll be at Somewhere Nowhere, which is where I have my residency. And it's a costume event.

The theme is the villain's ball. So it's just a dress as a villain. And let me tell you, there aren't that many female villains that are dope you know what i mean like there's only so many and every male villain that i just thought i would be my friends are already freaking doing like i was really excited about maybe doing the joker and i already have two friends doing that so yeah rick So I've really just dropped the ball. I wanted to be mystique, impossible to find the costume. Um, all of the leotards ship from other countries and take like a month to get here. And I took too long for that. And then I wanted to do Jennifer's body

and there's not really a costume for that unless you want the cheerleader costume but i don't want that one i wanted the prom dress look and i everybody on tiktok and pinterest like make their own and i'm just not capable so i ditched that idea so i went to spirit halloween halloween spirit that you know the store here in la today and i decided on harley quinn which i feel like is a little like cliche there will probably be a lot of them, but I just was on a time crunch. So Harley Quinn it is. So that's the tea, but I am excited to have a bunch of friends.

We're going to New York and I've never spent Halloween in New York. I imagine it's going to be very fun. So that's what I'm doing. That's awesome. Jodi Muzak's. Have you gotten into the Teske brothers at all? No.

Obviously you probably like Otis Redding or Sam Cooke. Yeah, I do. The Teske brothers sound a lot like that. But here's the thing. They are like white guys from England. And it's very confusing to me. And I love them so very much. Where did you guys come from?

Right? Yeah. come from Real quick. Yeah. It looks like Blink-182 has a new song out, which made me remember Tom was at my show on Sunday. Tom DeLonge? He was. I think he's a big alien guy. Oh, really?? He was. I think he's a big alien guy. Oh really? I love that.

I think it's him. So it was the same weekend as when we were Young Festival in Vegas which is like all the emo bands. Yeah. And I'm sure

they were playing that and he probably just wanted to go out and just randomly popped into Excess Nightclub but he was there. Yeah I think it's

Tom DeLonge is the one that's like big into like the alien world. Also how could I forget? The queen herself, Dolly Parton, released her own version of Wrecking Ball. She did? Yeah.

Should we go out on that? Yeah. Miley's featured on it. Well, I would hope so. What are your thoughts on the ballet flat trend? I feel like men hate it. I don't care. I don't, you know?

I'm in. I mean. I don't care. I don't, you know? Yeah. I'm in. I mean, they look like slippers, you know? Yeah, it looks like you're wearing socks. Kind of. Or what are the really short socks that people, like the no-shows. Peds. Oh, I don't know.

Pegs. Like a no-show sock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what they look like. But are they comfortable? They're very comfortable. That's all that really matters. You're right. They're chic Like a no-show set. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what they look like. But are they comfortable? They're very comfortable. That's all that really matters. You're right.

They're very chic, too, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Our live studio audience is making noise. Is she? Yeah. I can't even see her. I can't hear her.

Ugh. Val. Val. All right, YFTers, we love you. Love you guys. This was fun doing this one in person. I know. I'm going to be back, but you're going to be in Nashville.

Maybe. I probably won't, though. If I'm being honest with you. Cool. All right, YFTers, we'll see you guys. It's just fun doing this one in person. I know. I'm going to be back, but you're going to be in Nashville. Maybe. I probably won't though. If I'm being honest with you. Cool. All right, wire of tears. We'll see you later. We're going to do some

fuck you very much's next week. And if you also want to call, hit us up. Love it. We'll see you guys later. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. But don't you ever say I just walked away

I will always want you I can't live a lie Running for my life I will always love you I'm keeping like a wrecking ball I'll never be so hard Slate it. Oh, you didn't check the message or whatever. Oh, yeah. Slate it.

Oh, you didn't check the message or whatever. Oh, yeah. Okay, so am I supposed to look at it or not? Not yet. Okay. I want to see if I can edit it first. I can't. Oh, so it's a time thing.

Mm-hmm. Oh. Can't edit it. And it's been almost 30 minutes. Mm-hmm. Okay, wait. I'm going to try one more thing with this. Okay.

So I'm going to say hi. Okay. Okay, now you're going to read it. I can edit it still. You can? Mm-hmm. Do it. Hi, Wells. Oh, I was wrong about it.

You got to get back on here and tell the people. But we did the whole thing. So we did the test. Yeah. Sorry. Uh, Wells was wrong. I was right. Yeah.

We love when that happens. So it's not about if they've opened it or not. It's about how long ago you sent the text. So I'm not sure on the exact time, but I waited like 25 minutes and opened it and couldn't edit it. So, yeah, I don't know.

I would, I would guess like maybe like, I don't know, five, 10 minutes. You probably have to edit it. I don't know. Interesting. So your theory sucks. It did, but I tried. Just had to let them know I was right. This podcast has been brought to you by podcast nation.