Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Butt Stuff and Bach-ette Breakups

Episode Date: July 21, 2021

This week, we start off with a very important question: where is everyone getting the tiny microphones on TikTok? Should we be using tiny microphones to do this show? Anyways, Wells put real pants on. He dressed up for us all today. Your hosts waste no time getting into The Bachelorette recap, and Brandi is very upset about Monday’s elimination. Also, we are looking for someone to come on the podcast who does butt stuff, but tells the world they’re a virgin. We just want to understand you, no shade. DM us. Gossip Girl is back, but it’s a little weird. Oh, and your hosts are thinking of starting a croissant house. The Croissant Chateau, perhaps. Wells is also thinking of publishing a children’s book, so we’re really in the entrepreneurial spirit this week. Enjoy the show!  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast.   Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Happy Dance — Go to doahappydance.com/YFT to get 15% off your first order  Green Chef — Go to GreenChef.com/yft100 and use code yft100 to get $100 off including free shipping   Vizzy — Go to vizzyhardseltzer.com/YFT to find out where you can purchase Vizzy. Must be 21+ 

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Where's everyone getting these like tiny little microphones from? Everyone's got these like little microphones they talk into in their TikTok videos. What are you doing? First of all, where'd you get that? Second of all, why aren't you just using the microphone in your phone? Because they're probably the same size. You want to look like a giant? Is that what it is? You want to look like you got big hands? You press ladies? Is that Tinkerbell's microphone? Where'd you get it? What's happening? Guys, I just, what? Tiny microphones. Who's selling these things? Why? Just use the phone microphone. No? Or I don't know. Should I be using a tiny microphone to do this show? Well, my favorite is when they have lav mics,

like the mic that you clip onto your shirt if you are going on, like, good morning Sheboygan. But they just hold them up to their face. Why you got the lav mic? Just clip it on your shirt. What are you doing? You look ridiculous holding a tiny little microphone for your face.

No one does that. Stop it. Stop it. All right, let's call Brandy. I can't hear anything. Probably helps if you plug in your headphones, you know? Yeah. Yeah.

Can you hear me now? Yeah, I can. Hey, Wells. Your hair looks great. Super fluffy. Oh, thank you. Yeah, did you put some curl cream in today? Curl cream? Yeah. super fluffy oh thank you now did you put some curl cream in today curl cream you think that you think that i need to put something in this to make it more curly well no no no no a curl

cream isn't to make it more curly a curl cream is to tame the curls less make them less free more pronounced shinier etc etc wait there's that exists in the world oh yeah i feel like you could get a hashtag ad for it, honestly. I honestly didn't know that curl cream existed. What's going on in your life? I just got home last night from California. Oh, you were here. I didn't even see you.

I've been coming in just so quick, like 24-hour turnaround. Yeah. Yeah. Are you wearing jeans? It's so early there. Yeah. Yeah. Are you wearing jeans? It's so early there. Yeah. Oh, my zipper's down. I was wearing like pajama bottoms,

but then I'm like, I look like such a slob. I feel like when we do this show and I'm wearing pajama bottoms, it's like try a little bit, Wells. Yeah, you look like you're going somewhere. I'm not. Oh, wow.

Not going anywhere, kid. Huh. This is it. I'm not. Oh, wow. Not going anywhere, kid. Huh. This is it. I'm in PJs, so hopefully that's fine. Yeah, and it's two hours later over there. I know. I slept till nine today. That's so late for me.

Oh, my God. I haven't slept past 7 a.m. in over a year. I don't like to. I feel awful when I sleep. Anything past 8 o'clock waking up, I just feel like a horriblem. in over a year? I don't like to. I feel awful when I sleep. Anything past eight o'clock waking up, I just feel like a horrible human. Yeah. But doing this back and forth to L.A. and the two hour time difference really messes with you. But what I try to do, like in a perfect world, I just stay on Nashville time when I come over there. But that's hard to do when you're DJing until one in the morning, because that's

3am Nashville. So then the next day, like that Sunday, I slept until nine there, which is 11 here. And it's really, really fucks with me. Yeah. I know. Have you ever DJed with Brody Jenner? Funny you ask, because no, I haven't, but I'm about to next month. And here in Nashville, we're both playing at the same festival. Really? What festival? It's called Blended Fest. There's a Nashville one, an Austin one,

and a San Diego one. I don't know if he's on all three, but I am. But I know he's on the Nashville one. Is that going to be weird? I don't think. Why would it be weird? Well, didn't your sister date his ex? Yeah, but they're fine. They're all fine. So. Why would it be weird? Well, didn't your sister date his ex? Yeah, but they're fine. They're all fine.

So why wouldn't I be fine? I don't know. I don't know the dynamics of the... I mean, I could be wrong, but I think Caitlyn and Brody are fine. I think they're cordial. Yeah. Well, they gotta do Freakin' the Hills together, but I don't know. I know. And she has moved

on. She is happy she is thriving she's about to have a baby i know so i mean you know it sounds like that's old news for her so all right did you watch bachelor bachelorette yeah i did and i went to sleep in tears over what happened really you know i love andrew more than anything. Yeah, but tears? I mean, that's a little overly sensitive. No, I thought it was very emotional. Very emotional. And like, for her to like send him home and then he comes back.

Hold on, hold on. Okay, okay, okay. We're going to talk about it. I was just like, you did watch it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, well, then maybe we should just get into it. Well, we, you did watch it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.

Well, then maybe we should just get into it. Well, we should start the show first. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember that time we tried to do it together? Yeah, that was last week. It was terrible. We shouldn't do that ever again. No, ever again.

Bros and hoes, you're listening to Your Favorite Thing Podcast with... Wells and Brandy. Okay. With Wells and Brandy. Okay. I had a very, very sweet YFTer come up and say hello to me in the San Diego airport yesterday. And I'm always so embarrassed when I see people in the airport because I look like hot garbage in the airport. Like especially the day after a show.

I mean, I was looking tough i can't even believe she recognized me i don't know i that's that probably should make me feel like shit but she was sweet and she was like she was like i didn't i saw you in the bathroom and to the baby and she was like and i was like changing a diaper and i was so embarrassed that i was like changing a poopy diaper and you were right there and i was was like, well, I'm embarrassed that I look like this and you look great. So here we are. That's amazing. Sarah is in Canada filming something. And so she went out with her fellow cast members.

People were like sending drinks over to their table because there's a bunch of, you know. But anyways, I'm supposed to give a shout out to Bridget from Burlington, I think. Okay. I don't know. I was told that I was supposed to say this from a drunk Sarah being like, you need to tell the YFTers that Bridget from Burlington is the best. I'm like, all right, whatever. So there you go.

Cool. That is got to be a new low for Sarah that people are coming up and being like hey I love your Beyonce's podcast she's like I gotta get some shit out I'm sure she opened with like

Modern Family and then like you know the movies she's done and then worked, you know, the movies she's done. And then we worked her way down to like, oh, and by the way, I also support Wells' Stupid Podcast. That's so funny. Okay. So, Batchette. Batchette.

I feel like so much happened in this episode. A lot happened. I'm telling you, like, all of of a sudden and i know it's always like this but this one really like they're dropping like flies yeah well i mean that's kind of how it always happens once you get to like and i remember from when i did it top eight to top four goes in like it's basically one episode and that's kind of what happened because i remember i was eighth and then it was like the next day, I think Derek left. And then the next day, I think James left.

And then the next day, someone else left. And then it was hometowns, you know? Yeah. Very quick. Let's just talk about Verge Mike. Verge Mike. I like Verge Mike. Seems like a super sweet guy.

Maybe too nice. Because, and I say this. So there's like people haven't gotten one-on-ones yet. And then Greg gets the second one, right? And Mike goes, you deserve this. I know. What the fuck are you talking about, Mike? You deserve this.

You deserve it. You haven't gotten one yet. Brendan deserves it. He hasn't gotten one yet. Yeah. Cockatoo hair deserves a wild one. What's that? If he would buzz his head, he would be so fucking cute.

Do you remember Doug the show? Dude, dude, dude. Oh, yeah. Of course. He's got Roger's. Is it Roger? The bad guy's bouffant. Yeah.

Uh-huh. But if he didn't, I think if you like literally hit a buzz cut i think he'd be so cute because he's hot he's like big and tall and ripped and i love his canadian accent and he's so cute like i'm upset because this is the first glimpse we've even seen of brendan's personality this whole time like he's literally you had no tv time and when he goes and like knocks on her door he he's so cute. They're so cute together. Like, I loved their interaction.

I thought he was so adorable. And I'm like, where has this been? And also, Brendan's hot. He just needs a haircut. Yeah, he's got the Roger M. Klotz hair from fucking Doug. We might be going out of sequence, but it doesn't really matter. Brendan going to her room and like putting on the chapstick before going into her

I mean I was like right before like she almost caught him yeah I know he's like uh oh yeah I'm going to the room so I'm probably going to make out with my chapstick so I don't suck her lips little did he know he's getting fucking kicked to the curb glad you have moisturized lips for your flight home, Brendan.

Brandon? Brendan? Brendan. Brendan? Roger Klotz. It was a good way to go out. You knew it was going to happen. You knew.

You can totally tell. If I was in that house, I would have been like, all right, so Justin's going, Verge Mike's going, and Brendan's going. Ain't no doubt about it. But Justin stayed. Which was weird, right? Crazy. I think even he was shocked. Yeah.

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whole like abstinence thing. Putting him in that outfit was just double trouble for me. I just don't understand why a guy like Mike goes on this show. I don't either really. What are you setting yourself up for? Well, I don't know. I mean, especially like, I feel like, I mean, tell me if I'm wrong, but I feel like because of the way this all played out this time, most of those guys knew it was Katie that was the bachelorette, right? Yeah, I would assume so. Yeah, I think so, too. So it's like you're going on a show where, like, you know, sex is glamorized, you know, to put it like lightly or whatever, with a bachelorette that's like very outspoken about being sex positive and all that i just

i'm like why would a guy like mike sign up for this i don't get it yeah i don't know and it's not like he's trying to like put out a message of no it's okay to abstain from sex until marriage like he's not even doing that thing where I think that like, he, maybe he did, but like they didn't, they edited it out. I don't know.

But like, yeah, it just seems like you're, he's just putting himself in a tough situation, especially with someone who's very sex positive and showed up night one with the dildo. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I don't know.

But it was funny when the guys were talking about it and they're like, well, we know he's another stuff. I know. You know, I wonder if he was upset about that yeah i don't know but it was a little weird that they aired him out like that can you imagine like the late night conversations with those guys being like so blowies have you gotten a blowy before uh we got a foot job where what are we talking about here you know just just butt stuff oh my. Do you know some people say that like- I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.

That's crazy to me. Insane. It's literally nuts. We need to get someone on the show who says that they're a virgin and like does only butt stuff. Because I need to like understand their rationale. I like that you're calling it butt stuff. Well, I don't know how else to put it. Anal sex?

That's worse than butt stuff. But that's what it is. No, I know. But like just saying those words is so much more like, like butt stuff is like, okay, that's funny. The word anal is just, it's too much for me. It's a lot, you're right. It's much worse than vagina.

Way worse, yeah. It's much worse than scrotum. I don't know, that one's pretty bad. Scrotum is pretty bad. Penis, labia. It's fine. Vulva, clitoris. The poor wife tears.

I don't know, but anal. It's just the, anus. That is the worst. That is my least favorite word in the world anus anyways um so they put him in a cult leader's fucking jumpsuit and they start cuddling and it's like yes it's so obvious that they are there's like nervous energy and i felt really bad for mike in this in this situation yeah i did too actually but i think it's an important thing you know like she's like i don't even you know i'm sure kate's like i don't even know if this guy like

is aroused by me you know like if she if he thinks i'm cute but um but that's why i'm like how do you keep mike and then brendan home like i would have swapped those two for sure but yeah i think that she's yeah she's gotta keep some people around but hey mike just for future dating let's never bring up your mom ever again never again that ever he wouldn't shut up about it either i know i'm like i'm sure there were some producer being like jesus christ we won't talk about stop talking about it either. I know. I'm sure there were some producers being like, Jesus Christ, we weren't talking about it. But then they're like, fuck it. We got to roll with it.

He wants to talk about it. You know? It's just like my mom. He wants to talk about his mommy. Let's do it. Dude, like, so Oedipus complex, right? No, I call it mommy issues. But let me tell you what.

Guys that are that close and obsessed with their mommy, massive red flag. Yeah. Steer clear. Absolutely. absolutely i agree it's weird mommy's boys are just so like used to being taken care of and babied and what you know what i mean like i don't know are any of your brothers mama's boys yes they both are, but brazen massively. Yeah. Massively. It's insane. And my mom, she'll even admit it. If you ask who her favorite child is, she'll say brazen so fast.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's insane. Love you, braze, but you're a mama's boy. Yeah, it's okay. I mean, to be fair, my mom will say the same thing about me. And that's always made me feel a little uncomfortable. If I'm being honest. If I'm being completely honest.

Oh. Are you the baby in your family? Yeah, and that's why. I was the last one. And, you know. Obviously, like, we knew where it was going. Dude, if the bachelor ever walks up to you crying, you're in trouble. Yeah.

You know? Uh-huh. So she was, like, off camera behind a tree crying somewhere and then being like, okay, go dump him. But sweet guy, I wish him the best. Yeah. He just needs to go on, like, what's the Christian Mingle? Christian Mingle.

Go on that website. Exactly. So then they have the rose ceremony, and she shocks everyone by not giving Andrew the rose. To Justin, we're by like not giving Andrew the rose and giving it to Justin. We're all like, I think even Justin, like facial expression guy was shocked that he got a rose over Andrew. Shocked. Oh, wait, reverse. What did we think about the art painting date situation?

They're painting vaginas. I don't, I don't, I don't know what to tell you. Well, that artist was painting vaginas, but Blake's painting, was it just a black square? Yeah, it was. I was very confused by that. Like a window into his soul. It's black and cold or something. It was weird.

I guess so. The black square was weird. And then Justin, I guess he is an artist, like he actually paints or something or draws. I don't know. But his was super weird too it was like i think even one of the guys said like the rose in the middle is done really well the rest of it is like a third grader drew stick people yeah when that was what he drew her before was the rose i think he's only good at roses like that's what i'm thinking he's got

like he watched like one bob ross fucking video about you know painting happy little roses and like that's his only thing yeah he's got one trick but then but then but then on the group date then he came in and gave her a painting of butterflies and it was legit you know we don't know if he did that that's true what if his whole artist thing is a sham like he just like went and like took a picture off the wall in the hotel and was like i painted this for you yeah he went down to kind of a smart move he went to the gift shop starts giving you like native american art because that's all they have i know that because i was there it's all they have in the gift shop it's like yeah i uh i made this clay pot for you and

i also chiseled out these arrowheads she's like like, wait a second. This is from the gift shop. Yeah. So, all right. So then she sends Andrew home. He was so shocked. I think we all were. I think that, you know, she wasn't feeling it with him. She was trying to protect him from like more pain down the road.

Yeah. Which I respect. Because I think she knew that she was going to get rid of justin later uh-huh and it did wasn't gonna matter that much she like didn't care this is i don't know who knows like he wasn't as invested or whatever yeah yeah because andrew seemed like full in yeah how do you feel about like everyone's getting to come back if they want to? Shit. Well, that was the weird thing for me is she's like, you know, if there's a way for you to stay longer, do you want to? Yeah.

What do you mean stay longer? It's hometowns. Only four get to go. What, you want me to come back for 30 minutes just to, like, make yourself feel better and then I still have to go home? Like, I didn't really understand that. Well, there are no rules. You can have five hometowns, but I was more confused. Can you? I've never seen five hometowns.

You can do anything. There are no rules. I don't know about that. There is no, like, set of rules that they, like, pin at the gates of the Bachelor Mansion being like, there's only four. You know, there's not. I don't know. I feel like the four hometowns is pretty strict. I don't think so. I don't know. I mean, yes, there's not. They could. I don't know. I feel like the four hometowns is pretty strict. I don't think so.

But I mean, yes, there's precedent for it. But here's my confusion about the whole thing. You write her the note being like, hey, if you change your mind, I'm still here. And then she chases after him and changes her mind. And then he says no. So it's like, what do you want to have happen? But she doesn't really changes her mind and then he says no because it's like what did you want to have happen but she doesn't really change her mind i mean it's like you want to stay a little longer that's not like saying like i fucked up come back i'm gonna boot one of the other guys you know what

i mean but it kind of is though no i don't think i don't think she would have let him come back and then like then like all right justin see ya you You know what I mean? But I think his no probably meant like, hey, when this is all over, if you end up with no one, call me. Yeah. That's kind of how I took it. I agree with that, which- Which is cute.

It's cute. I feel bad for him. Do you think he's gonna be the bachelor now? I want him to be the bachelor. I don't know what happens, but let's say Greg wins. Uh-huh. Michael has a good shot at it, like widowed guy.

I do not want Michael to be the bachelor. Why? I just am not really into Michael. Just in your mind, try to perceive storyline here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Michael's got a great storyline. Yeah, like he's a widowed guy. He seems super sweet.

He's got a cute kid. Like a lot of people probably could relate to that. You don't think the kid's cute? I don't like kids. I know, but stop being Brandy and start being a producer of the show just for like a second. Okay. I would say that he's got a strong shot at it just because like that is a very compelling storyline. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And then obviously Andrew has a good shot at it because they gave him a hero's edit there at the end. And he's so sweet and so hot and so adorable and so genuine. And I love him.

Yeah. But you can say the same thing for Mike. Oh, well then let's say. Definitely not as hot, but keep going. And then let's say that, uh,

what's his name? Let's say that Blake. There's no way in hell. Blake's going to be the Bachelor. I agree with you. Okay, but let's say that Blake ends up with her, and then Greg's available. Sign me up for a Greg Bachelor. But I don't think that's going to happen. You don't think what's going to happen?

She's not picking Blake. He's not winning this thing. You keep thinking this, but I'm just going through the options. Okay, so of the four guys that we've got here, you think the only one that doesn't have a shot is Blake? Yeah, they're not making him the bachelor. Okay, so let's just say, in the crazy world, let's say that Blake does win this thing.

Nah. Okay, just, goddammit, Brandi! Just play along! This is so fun. Oh, my god, you're so frustrating to talk This is so fun. Oh, my God. You're so frustrating to talk to you so tight. Okay.

Let's say in this world, Blake does win. Okay. Let's just say. Of the three guys, who do you think has the best shot at becoming the Bachelor? You know, I want to say Greg, but the problem with Greg is he doesn't talk much. You know, like the bachelor has to be somebody that can talk and like entertain and give speeches. And Greg's so quiet. And I just, I don't know if he's got enough, uh, camera personality to be the batch. So, and that's one thing about Andrew.

Like he's so well-spoken. He let, he's fine talking about his feelings. He's pretty good at it. Like, I don't know i think andrew is top quality batch material i kind of agree with you they can't really go wrong i suppose but i think a lot of people like greg i do they do and so maybe they can like media train him up i don't know but yeah he's just not a quote unquote star. Like that's, that's the problem. I know.

You know? I know. Yeah, I agree. But he is super cute. All right. Is that all the, do you have anything else on Bachelor? I guess not. I mean, how many, we only have like a few episodes left, right?

Yeah, I think so. Wild. And then, okay. So when's Paradise premiere? August 16th. Do we go straight in from one week to the next, like straight in from like Bachelor at finale to Paradise? Yes.

Thank God. I did not want to break with no Bachelor. I know. And then Paradise ends and we go straight into Michelle. Yeah. So are they shooting that now? I believe so. Have to be.

Yeah. Love that for us. Yeah, it's like a never ending cycle. Love that for us. Okay. Is that like a never-ending cycle. Love that for us. Okay, is that enough batch? I think so. Okay. You got any fave things, bro?

Bro, what did I? Oh, guess what I started. What? Loki. Oh, yeah, you like it? I do really like it. I pulled the trigger, got Disney+, which which by the way, if you guys already have Hulu, you only have to pay like $4 more a month to get Disney Plus. That's the best deal I've

ever heard of. Yeah, because Disney owns Hulu. You get Disney Plus and ESPN Plus or something. Yeah. The Disney umbrella is insane. It's Disney, then it is ESPN, then it is ABC, and then it is Hulu. And then Hulu. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty crazy. So yeah, started that. I do really like it a lot.

It did take a couple episodes, I think, to get into it and figure out what exactly is going on and the timeline situation. But it's really good. Yeah, the end of it is really good. We just watched the end of it. They were releasing it like weekly, you know? Oh, they were. I think that I just watched the last one. Maybe not.

Anyways. That shocks me that they released it weekly. That's what they're doing now, you know? I don't like that. I want to binge. Yeah, Loki's great. Well, we've talked about it before, but I caught up on Mythic Quest,

and that's on Apple Plus. And I just got to say, I just love Mythic Quest. It's really funny, but then it also has like a lot of hearts. It's really well written, obviously, because it's the dudes from Always Sunny. And, you know, Apple Plus is doing this thing where they're making really funny stuff that also has just like a lot of heart, a la Ted Lasso.

And I think that that's what Mythic Quest is. Anyways, season two of Mythic Quest is real good, bro. Sounds nerdy. I mean, it's like under the guise of a nerdy place. Like they work at a video game company and they're like coders and stuff. But I would say it's not nerdy. Okay. And it's like, did you ever watch Silicon Valley?

No. Oh, such a good show. It's like, it's the same thing. It's like, it's nerds, but It's like it's nerds, but like they're rich and fucking funny and, you know. Makes sense. Just me or is Netflix blowing it and they have nothing

to watch? I know. I think they unloaded all their shit during the pandem and now we're like, okay, you got anything else for us? I know. It's just bleak. Every time I get on there, I'm like, yeah, nothing. Nothing new. Well, you can get on Paramount Plus and go watch A Quiet Place Part 2.

The movie? Yeah. I don't think I ever saw the first one. You didn't? Was it amazing? Oh, my God. It won a bunch of awards with John Krasinski and his wife and Emily Blunt. Yeah. Oh.

You've never seen A Quiet Place? No. Oh, my God've never seen A Quiet Place? No. Oh, my God. Go watch A Quiet Place. I feel like a lot of people said it was a lot like another movie. Yeah, it was kind of like Bird Box. Oh, okay. So maybe that's why I didn't watch it because I was like, oh, it's just like Bird Box.

I think it's better than Bird Box. You do? Yeah. Okay. And now there's a second one? Yeah, and the second one is so good. The kids in the second one are so good. And then also Cillian Murphy.

What? He's in it? All right. And he's great in it. I know you might be saying, hey, Wells, but, you know, like, John Krasinski's not going to be in the second one. Eh. We got some flashbacks, boys. Don't worry about it.

Oh, flashbacks, huh? Yeah. And they also kind of show like the beginning of it all. I don't want to ruin it for you, but something happens and then they're all kind of being hunted. How it all came to pass, like what happened the day that like it all happened. And that's cool to see. Anyways, Quiet Place Part 2, Paramount Plus. Go check it out speaking of

paramount yeah you know they're now waiting making us wait until fall for the new season of yellowstone oh my god oh i'm upset like i need this now it's been way too long we've been waiting for like the whole freaking quarantine for a new season of yellowstone need to watch it but oh how have you not seen her because we tried to do it. How have you not seen it? Because we tried to do it. I told you this. And then the horses die in the first episode. And I didn't like that.

You just got to fast forward the first like three minutes of episode one. And then you're Gucci. Yeah, but then are there horses like the rest of the thing? They don't die. Yeah, no, but Carl sues horses. He fucking loses his mind. Tell Carl to shush. I can't.

He's the bloodhound. He doesn't listen. Can't you put him outside while you watch it? No, and he'll be even louder. You have to watch Yellowstone. It is so good. Yeah.

You're really missing out. Seriously. I know. Speaking of shows that are coming back soon, Succession's almost on the way. Oh, I never got into that. What? I know. Everyone got into that. What?

I know. Everyone keeps saying that. Even my mom liked it, which is shocking. I mean, she doesn't like anything. Quite honestly, one of the greatest television shows I have ever watched. Okay. When is it coming? It's so hard to get into.

I don't know. I need to try it. You know what else is about to come out on like the 30th is the new season of outer banks pumped about that you know what i have been waiting on and waiting on and waiting on and waiting on what remember that netflix show called another life that was like the space yes when the hell is that coming back we've literally been waiting since 2019 another life season 2 release date is fall of 2021. I agree. I like that show. I loved that show. I think I watched it

twice. I might just circle back on that one because I don't really remember what happened, but I just remember I liked it. It was so good. I watched the second Fear Street. Remember I told you the first one was like, you know, it was kind of like Stranger Things. The second one was going to be like a 1970s like at a camp. And it's horrible. The second's horrible and so i just don't even know like now

i'm so pot committed like do i gotta go back to 1666 and want to finish this cycle i don't know i don't know but i'd like to know what what whyers out there think of it. Because maybe it's for like a younger demo that like I just don't get. I'm not sure. Maybe. One thing that is on Netflix that I do really love that Brandy's not going to like, but I know that there are people that listen to this show that do like comedy.

There's a show called I Think You Should Leave. I feel like I've watched the preview for this or something. Who's in it? So it's all sketch comedy. The main guy is this guy named Tim Robinson. He's kind of like a goofy looking guy. And it's just the fucking funniest shit. Like I die laugh. I don't know why. It's something about this guy's humor that like really, really gets me. Anyways, if you like comedy, aka not brandy, I think you should leave with Tim Robinson is really, really funny. There's also a lot of like celebrity guests that come on it.

Tim Heidecker. Who else? Big names. Will Forte, Fred Willard, R.I.P. Anyways, really, really good. Love it. Okay. Here's my question.

Are you going to watch Gossip Girl Part Deux? So that was the other show I watched that I couldn't remember. R.I.P. Anyways, really, really good. Love it. Okay. Here's my question. Are you going to watch Gossip Girl Part Deux? So that was the other show I watched that I couldn't remember. I have started it. I watched the first episode. Have you watched it? No. It's not very good.

I mean, it's hard to beat out like Penn Badgley and. I know. Blake Lively. I mean, the cast was freaking stacked for season one you know no I watched it and I'll probably try to keep watching it a little bit um but it's just I don't know these new kids are like such brats and not that the other ones weren't it's just weird because it's like the the main cast of kids, you know, they're all like the high school age or whatever. And then all the teachers are like my age, like they're young teachers, but they're all teachers that were students, I guess, technically during OG Gossip

Girl, right? Like they were the students that went to school with, with, um, Blair and Serena and all those kids or whatever. And so now they're teachers at that school. And they have this genius idea to revive Gossip Girl. They were like, yeah, when I was in school, Gossip Girl was it. And she was all up on what the popular kids were doing. And she destroyed them all and blah, blah, blah. And then so they're like, let's revive it.

And so these freaking teachers are the ones stalking the students and writing Gossip Girl. It's weird. I don't know. It's kind of creepy. Yeah. But anyways, Chuck Bass. Was he your favorite? Loved Chuck Bass.

He was. Of course you did. It was all ascots, single malt scotch, and like a surly attitude. And I just loved it. My God. I was a Nate Archibald gal. He was hot. Chase Crawford?

Mm. Mm. Yeah. No, Chuck Bass, dude. Just the best. Like the worst, but the best. I loved him.

The worst. Yeah. I just want to give a quick shout out to croissants. Like I think that we forget about croissants all too often and I don't know why we think we're better than croissants. Like I think that we forget about croissants all too often. And I don't know

why we think we're better than croissants or maybe we put croissants on pedestals. But you can get a big old thing of croissants at like Ralph's for like no money. And I'm sorry, is croissants the best type of bread? Yeah. It's light. It's fluffy.

Croissant with butter? Money. Croissant with preserves or jam? Get the fuck out. Croissant sandwich? With like bacon and avocado like a normal sandwich? Are you fucking serious? Why are we sleeping on croissants, guys? It's delicious.

I'll tell you why. Why? Because croissants are messy. Yeah. That's why I'm deterred. Because like especially when you're traveling, a lot of these like grab-and- go places, you know, your options are like bagel, muffin, croissant. And I never go for the croissant because of how messy it is. Yeah.

Here's the thing. I like to make croissant sandwiches. That's my jam. The croissants are never big enough. It's like the half sandwich, basically. I need two croissant sandwiches for like on one. And also like it's obviously so light and fluffy that it's not filling you up a lot. I've now just gotten going to the grocery store.

I'm like, croissants guys, what are we, what are we doing here? They're the best. Have you ever had a croissant with chocolate in it? Yeah. That's like a dessert though. That's not my jam. I'm a savory boy. The other thing is that you got to cut them in half. That's always dangerous. It seems like. I started reading a book that I like a lot. I've got to start reading again. Yeah. What are you doing with your life? You know, now that I have my dad's hand me down iPad, I just download shows and watch TV on flights, whereas I used to read. So I need to I need to get back on the reading train. I started listening to a book called Outland. Here's the tag.

When the Yellowstone supervolcano erupts, it's up to six college students and their experimental physics project to prevent the end of civilization. Quantum uncertainty goes spectacularly wrong. Physics student Bill Rustad and his fellow friends find that they have accidentally created an interdimensional portal. They connect to Outland, an alternate Earth with identical geology, but where humans never evolved. The group races to establish control of the portal before the government, the military, or evildoers can take it away. Outland. That sounds pretty good. Yeah, right? It was a portal to like an alternate universe.

It looks like, you know, the alternate universe is the same, but it's the humans are like Neanderthals and there's woolly mammoths and stuff. So it's kind of like back in time. I don't know. It seems kind of cool. I kind of like it. I just started it, but I'm into it. Okay. Yeah.

How'd you find out about it? My Audible now like knows what I like and like suggests. This one's an Audible original. So I don't know if it's just on Audible, but it's also narrated by this guy named Ray Porter. And I'm noticing that I like all the books Ray Porter narrates. I see. I'm like, this is how far down the weird rabbit hole I'm going. I'm like, ooh, Ray Porter's got a new audio book?

He's not even the author. He's just a guy that fucking voices shit, but I like him. Yeah. That's where I'm at with that. You made me hungry. Now I want a croissant. I know, right? Yeah. What's your favorite type of croissant? Chocolate one? No, I do like a chocolate one, but my favorite is like

a breakfast sandwich croissant. So like egg, cheese, avocado, maybe a little turkey bacon or something. I don't eat pork, so sounds good. Damn it. Where do I get one of those? Dude, Ralph's. You can get like 12 of them for like $3. We don't have Ralph's.

Grocery store. Whatever your grocery store. I don't want to make it. I want to go and just buy it and get it right now yeah go to the grocery store and you can get 12 of them for like three dollars they're super cheap i want to go to like a coffee shop and order the breakfast croissant but nobody does that gotcha yeah i know that's what we should start a your favorite thing croissant house where we just really should where we just serve shit on croissants honestly it's genius i

mean they have the biscuit house here yeah why don't we have a poppin croissant house no croissant house the croissant chateau who wants a croissant so when all else fails we'll sell croissants and make a living okay great looking forward to that i can tell you i had so i used to want to open up my own sandwich shop. Like this was one of my things that I was going to do in my life. I can totally see you wanting to do this. And you know what? Maybe I should still do this.

I don't know what's stopping me other than money. There was a big part of my life where I was really into open face sandwiches. Okay. Okay. You knock down the carbs that you're kind of putting in, but you still get a bunch of stuff. And what I wanted to do was I wanted to have two open-faced sandwiches you could get different ones you get one that's like avocado toast and you can get one that was like open-faced brisket or something or the philly cheese the meatball or whatever you get two of them and i

wanted to call it two-faced oh that's cute yeah i like it no but now we got to start who wants croissant i want want one. Right? Yeah. I shouldn't have told all my ideas because I feel like people are going to steal that. Yeah. People are dead. This is what my mom does. She tells people her ideas and they all get stolen.

I know. Did I ever tell you that I wrote a children's book? Yeah, you did actually. Yeah. And nothing ever happened with it. And then I found that I can, there's a website. I think it's called kdp.com that does, it's not an ad, but publishes books, but they're just digital. And I was like, oh my God, I can go do that. So I might go publish my kid's book.

You should. Right? Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to. Sounds cute. You got any musics? Oh, John Mayer finally put out his new album. I'm assuming you have not listened.

I haven't. So like a few of the songs on this album have been out. Last Train Home, New Light. I guess I just feel like those have all been out. So, of the ones I hadn't heard, I really like Shouldn't Matter But It Does, I like Shot in the Dark, and I like Carry Me Away.

Okay. A lot. Which one do you want me to play? I don't know maybe Shot in the Dark maybe what I'm gonna do I've loved seven other women and they all were you we had a round of bad romances

they always missed them all so close your eyes now and take your chances of bad romances They always miss the mark So close your eyes now and take your chances It's just another shot in the dark It's just another shot in the dark Very 80s

instrumental right there. The whole album's kind of like that. John Mayer is just I think he's really sad that he fucked up all his relationships and now he's alone. Yeah, well, he was just like the ultimate fuckboy. I know. And now he's alone and sad.

Yeah. So, you know, dudes out there, not that I even listen to this podcast, but like treat your freaking women better, okay? Yeah. Because being old and alone is not it. I don't think it's not it. Doesn't sound like it. My friends in the St.

John's have a song out called like wine. I love them so much. You know them too, right? Yes. Drink it up like wine I don't wanna die Try to find light in the summertime What can I do? What can I do? I like that. I saw that my buddies in the Wild Feathers have a new track out called Ain't Lookin'

that I thought was pretty bad. I am. Very true. This is awesome. And yeah, new stuff from them. Can't wait to see them live again. And then also, there's a big Kurt Vile fan. And he's got a new track out called Run, Run, Run that I like a lot. Check it out.

Margarita Passion. I had to get her fixed. She wasn't well. run that I like a lot. Check it out. drag it to it. Run, run, run, run, run. I'm tipsy, dare you. Do what you do now. That's Kurt Weill and Run, Run, Run, which I like a lot. Sickening. Yabra. Oh, yeah. before we go,

don't forget our final Patreon Live will be a Zoom hangout on July 23rd, 5pm Pacific Time, 8pm Eastern. And this will be fun, because you'll be able to see us, and we can see you, just like the good old days.

And then we'll also be DMing everyone who commented on the post in patreon titled your favorite goodbye party with the invite which i didn't like that name because it implies that like the show's going away it's just the patreon things going away but whatever if you can't make it don't worry you can watch it back until july 31st if you don't want your pretty face on patreon just turn off the camera but i want to i want to see yourself because remember last time we did it and I made fun of everyone's background? That was pretty fun. Oh, yeah, you did. I'm sure people love being made fun of. Yeah.

Everyone loves that. Wait, the poll that we had was the wedding dates in The Bachelor if we think that they're bad luck or if they're cute. And literally everyone said they're bad luck. So I was right. I mean, yeah. Oh, and we have one final erotic grandpa. Oh, wow. How exciting. Yes mean, yeah. Oh, and we have one final erotic grandpa. Oh,

wow. How exciting. Yes, Brandy. Shout out to Allie P. That's it. Allie P. What do you think the P stands for? I would imagine her last name. Pancreas. Allie

Pancreas. What if someone's last name was Pancreas? Would be very odd. Or Anus. That would be even odder. What if someone named their child Anus? No. You're not right.

You're not right. This is Timmy and Johnny and anus. Please don't ever do that, anyone. Someone should do it just so I can laugh at it. No, they should. That would be great. I'd appreciate that. I didn't used to know a guy named Angus.

Yeah. And I was like, probably wouldn't have chosen that for my kid. Angus. Yeah. It's too similar. It's very, very similar. All right. Are we done?

I think so. All right. Well, are you coming out here anytime soon? I was just there. Yeah, I know. But you didn't hit me up, so that's fine. No, I'm not. I am off to Atlanta this weekend to play in Buckhead.

And then the next week, I am off to Chicago for Lollapalooza, which Miley's playing. And Miley plays Thursday night at the festival. And then I play Thursday night at a club called Underground. I think my set starts around midnight. So if you're going to Lollapalooza, come on out to the after party. All right. Very cool.

It's going to be Litty Kitty. Yeah, in the city. The Windy City. Litty Kitty in the Windy City. Yeah, baby. That's going on the flyer. Yeah, I like that. Oh, I have news.

Derek, because Sarah's out of town, Derek's going to come visit me. And so, I think that like for one episode, we'll either have him back on or... Great. Yeah. Or we can give you a week off if you want it. Whatever. I don't know. Okay. Alright. I'd love to see Derek. Alright.

It'll be good times. Alright. Well, YFTers, we'll see you tomorrow night? No, no, Friday night. Friday night. Friday night, baby. Okay, bye. Bye.

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