Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Butter Tits & F*ck You, Georgia!

Episode Date: July 2, 2025

Wells is living his very own Home Alone while Sarah's off on a "no boys allowed" trip to France. Is he losing his mind? Highly likely. Between dodging clothing bombs, lighting every candle in the house, and skipping his blood pressure meds, let’s just say… he’s whelmed. Meanwhile, Brandi’s finally back after 7 straight weeks of gigs and chaos. Adulting is hard... 0/10, do not recommend. But she comes prepared with tales of accidental sex clubs, butter tits tank top recommendations, and a stacked list of favorite things. Next week is the return of Bachelor in Paradise! So, prepare yourselves for the BIP content shift here on YFT. And it’s your lucky day cause we’ve got voicemails from an ex-Mormon with a grammar vendetta and a listener with a big ol’ “F*ck You” for the state of Georgia. It’s a lot. But it’s a good lot. Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!  Mood: Get 20% off your first order at Mood.com/YFT with promo code YFT. Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to Hungryroot.com/yft and use code yft. Happy Mammoth: For a limited time get 15% off on your entire first order at happymammoth.com and use the code YFT. Quince: Treat your closet to a little summer glow-up with Quince. Go to Quince.com/yft for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. Betterhelp: YFT listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/favoritething. Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation.

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to save 20% on your first order. Alrighty, how's everybody doing out there? Me, I'm doing fantastic. Home Alone, Kevin McCallistering it up right now, all by myself. Sarah went on a girls trip with her best friend Sierra, and her other really good friend, Kaylin Bell. And they are in France right now, they went to Paris.

They are in Gay Paris by the Louvre. A stone throw from the scene. Send the sin to sin, the sin, son. I wasn't invited. No boys, all right? It's like their own little clubhouse. Their own little tree forward with no boys. I didn't really wanna go.

I mean, I kinda wanted to go, but also I've been traveling enough this year that like, yeah, boys good, duck, we're done. I don't know want to go. I mean, I kind of wanted to go but also I've been traveling enough this year that like Yeah, boys good. We're done. I don't know if I need to do it. So I'm just hanging by myself Cold chillin Sarah left the house in Disarray dude. She bought a clothing rack to be able to organize all the clothes she was going to take to France and Italy and all the, so we put all the clothes up, all the shoes up and then we had like a little fashion show

where she just showed me everything and I think it's a bad idea to show your husband your outfits because especially if you're not going to be there, because you showed me sexy outfits, I'm not going to be there. You know? You showed me sexy outfits, I'm not even gonna be there. You know, who's gonna be there to experience, to appreciate this? Other men with great accents? But I still was pretty honest about it. Because I'm a good huuuuuz band.

Anyways, so there's all these shoes and all these clothes. Dude, my room looks like a fucking... What I can only assume the dressing room at RuPaul's Drag Race looks like, just clothes everywhere, wild. I am a person who hates clutter, okay? I'm a minimalist at heart, and it gives me so much anxiety, but if I move anything, she's gonna be so angry. So suddenly you gotta decide,

what battle do you wanna fight? Do you wanna fight the like, dude, you've been gone for a week and a half you were in Paris and France and you left the room like this and so I throw stuff in your closet, I'm sorry. Or do I just grin and bear it and just like live in like this clothing bomb? I don't know what to do. It's hard out there for a pimp dude. Let's be honest, I know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna throw all that

shit in their fucking closet and when she comes home and yells at me, I'm gonna say, what do you want me to do, okay? Your desire for not having a cluttered dressing room or closet doesn't trump my anxiety with the OCD. And right there, that is what marriage is. Because when you're dating, you don't fight the fights. You're like, whatever, it's fine. Like, it's not a big deal. I don't to get into a fight when you're married you're like

I'm gonna fight this one out because my desires matter too now do I ever win these fights nay I say nay I do not win them ever actually it's very sad but I will fight the good fight because why not? All right, what do you say we? We shot the show we call the old brandy It is time. Let's call her up Thought everybody was gonna have to look at my tired face, but I did just find some sunnies I think I think he's got a rock the nose sunglasses Just let everyone know that you know, like aging is just a part of life Is it aging or am I running myself

into the ground is the question? I mean, might be a little bit of both of that. I'm not really sure. Oh. What's going on? Because I have not stopped for like seven weeks, eight weeks. Well, you should stop. I can't, someone's gotta work.

No one's gotta work. Someone's gotta pay the bills. Why have you been nonstop? Keep getting job offers and have to say yes. Oh, so you're making money in this economy? Here's what's funny about making money. It seems to me that the more money I make, the more I have to spend to be able to make it.

So it's like, at what point am I just spending money to work, but then spending money and not making much money? It's very confusing. Being an adult's hard. Yeah, I don't recommend it really to anybody to do the adult thing. You know, it's so funny, cause when you're young, at least this is how I felt like I wanted to be an adult.

Now I'm like, God, if I can just go back. Because here's what I had to do when I was like in high school. I had to go back. Because here's what I had to do when I was in high school. I had to go to school, which kind of sucked, but it was still, I got to hang out with my buds. You know? It's like not that bad. Not that bad.

I had a girlfriend, and I was getting to do sexy stuff, you know, like learning about it, you know? I had to play soccer every day, which I love playing soccer. Oh, I was gonna say have to, like that sounds nice. And I had to play golf every day, which I love playing soccer. I was gonna say have to, like that sounds nice. And I had to play golf and play in golf tournaments, which is what I do now. But I didn't have to pay for anything. Yeah.

My gas was paid for. I had a gas card from my parents. You did? Did you have to pay for your gas? Yeah, I did. My mom bought me a shitty car when I turned 16, but said, you gotta go get a job so you can pay for gas. Okay, so here's the thing.

I don't think we were really allowed to have jobs during school. Oh, I was. And I think that has more to do with the fact that I was a terrible student, and they're like, any opportunity you can be doing homework, we need you to be doing that because you're too much of an idiot.

The way to go in this world, I feel like, is to just be terrible at everything. Because it's like the better at things you are, the higher people's expectations are of you. Like I was a great student, so my mom was like, you'll be fine, go wait tables, you know? But if I'd been a shitty student, I wouldn't have had to work.

Did you have siblings that were bad students and then they didn't have to work because they had to be at a tutor? No, Trace actually was a bad student and had to work. Damn. And went to a tutor. And you guys are rich. I mean, I grew up pretty privileged,

but I feel like not as privileged as you guys did. I don't know though, because I was out here fucking schlepping. I know, that's great. And you were doing golf tournaments. I know. You know? I did work, but I had to work in the summer. That's when I had to work which by the way,

I worked at a golf course and I picked up golf balls on the range. That was my job. I was talking to I was talking to my buddy Kennedy the other night we were talking about like the jobs that we had before he's the piano player in the heart so like we both have like a weird jobs. And we were talking about the jobs that we loved beforehand from all the jobs ever had the best job I ever had was being a range boy at a golf course. I smoked

weed. Oh, with a bunch of people that I worked with in the little cart barn. And then I would take out the little Polaris but at the time it was called a workhorse connected to this ball picker upper thing that I was in this cage. And at this time it was called a workhorse, connect it to this ball picker-upper thing that I was in this cage. And at this time it was before I had, before the iPods were available. So I had this like little like Microsoft MP3 player that held like 30 songs,

but that was an enormous amount of songs at the time. And I would be stoned and I would drive around picking up golf balls. And then I'd take the golf balls and I'd have to go clean them and then I'd make these little pyramids with the, it was the best job. I wish I could go back and do that job. I wish I could have that job now. How much did that job pay?

At the time I thought it was great. Like I think. What was it? I think it'd be like $800 a month. 800? Yeah. You didn't get paid hourly? Yeah, I think so.

I remember 800 being the number and being like, maybe I got 800 a paycheck. Maybe that was every two weeks. Interesting. I mean, that sounds pretty good. It was fantastic. Honestly, the best job I've ever had. And then the other job I had, I was a roofer with all my buddies, which that one was worse. It was a little tougher.

But again, we would just also stupid, but'd just smoke weed and put up Asian tile roof, which was beautiful. Like you'd have these kind of mosaics. And then we'd have sandwiches and we'd drink like a beer at lunchtime, which again, dangerous. Yeah. And then we would like go to parties afterwards

in the valley. This explains a lot. Does it? What does it explain? The fact that you continue to kind of party as a job. Yeah, that's true. Bachelor in Paradise. I mean, I know you're making drinks, but come on. I have to go to New York on Monday, no tomorrow.

Tomorrow. Oh, before. To go do a bunch of press and they want me to do, yeah, I'm doing like Good Morning America. I'm like, because Paradise comes out next week, which by the way, we're gonna have to shift into this show just because I was talking about Paradise. Oh boy, sorry guys. No, I think it's good, gives us content.

True. There's like this like, I don't know, viral thing, like Overheard in New Yorkers, I don't know what it is. Yeah, Overheard in New York. You know what it is? Yeah, there's Overheard in LA too. Yeah, but this is like an interview. And anyways, it was like me and yeah, overheard in New York. You know what it is? Yeah, there's overheard in LA too. Yeah, but this is like an interview. And anyways, it was like me and Jesse and they're like, Hey,

will you make drinks for them and they can judge your drinks? I was like, I'm tired of this. They make me drinks. All right. I'm tired of being everyone's service boy around here. But I don't smoke weed anymore. And I feel like that was a big part of like the jobs that I did, you know, growing up culture.

And to be honest with you, I am really pulling back on drinking. My hangovers are just too bad nowadays. I've been pulling back on drinking. It's just no fun. You know what's crazy? It doesn't matter how old you get, people continue to peer pressure the shit out of you.

Yeah. To drink. Totally. It's so nuts, aren't we past that? Yeah. Dude, I don't need to do this. They're just so bad. Like the other night, I went and played golf, we had a couple beers, but I wasn't I didn't get drunk. But then we went to a concert, which Daniel Ellsworth in Great Lakes, they put on a new record, and they played a show and I had like four more

beers. Again, like not drunk, maybe six beers all day. Next morning, I ordered three hot dogs. Okay? Yeah. It's not worth it anymore, guys. It's not. It's not. But like, I forget where it was this past week,

maybe at the Sephora event. And it's like, you know, someone's like, you want a drink? And I'm like, no, I'm not really, I don't really drink liquor anymore. And they're like, what? Yeah. Like it's the craziest thing, but I'm like, yeah, what?

I think the play is like one martini and then be done. Because martini is just liquor, so like, yeah, it's a problem. You know when you start drinking wine or anything with sugar in it, that's what's gonna kill you the next day. And then the beer gives the bloat. But the one martini gets you a little buzzed,

but then you gotta be like, I'm done. Just bring you soda water with limes, people think I'm drinking. That's another weird thing that we have in this society is where we pretend to drink so people don't give a shit about not drinking. Yeah, it's annoying. It is.

But also I hope people continue to drink because I have a job as a bartender. So. I mean, I also hope people continue to drink because that's why they party at my shows, so. 100%. Keep drinking people. All right guys, this show is sponsored by better help.

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And this year, we're raising the stakes. Are you serious? I don't know if they're gonna be able to survive. Everything is. There he is. And this is when it does. Oh my God. Bachelor in Paradise season premiere July 7th on ABC and stream on Hulu.

Dare I say you're the star of that trailer. I always say, I don't know if they're gonna survive. I know, but I just feel like it was the best part of the whole thing. I agree. Narrator, they did in fact not survive. I can't believe Justin's back. I like Justin.

What are you doing? What happened with him and Suzy? We like Justin or did he fuck over Suzy? I can speak to this. Okay. I don't think that anyone was in the wrong. I don't think Justin was the bad guy, and I think that Suzy would probably agree with that and I don't think Susie did anything wrong either, right?

Obviously we know Justin's back and obviously that's a big storyline that he was dating Susie and all that kind of stuff So obviously people are gonna be asking about it I assume people are gonna be talking about it and we'll see how he does on the show. Okay. Yeah exciting Are we gonna get screeners? I would assume so. The first episode, so this comes out Wednesday, so yeah, the first episode's on Monday. It's a three hour premiere.

You know, you missed the show last week. I know, I'm sorry. That's all right, you were busy. I did it myself. I did it myself. I did it, I... Which... How was it? Was it kind of fun? It's great. I did it. I, which. How was it?

Was it kind of fun? It's great. I got the eyes with you. I don't know if I need you Brandy. I can just do this show. I mean, it's possible. It's probable. Yeah, but I'm happy to have you back.

I'm hoping that means you have a lot of favorite things you want to show. Yeah, we should start the show. Well, I did everything last week. So you go. Through bros and hoes. You're listening to your favorite thing podcast with. Um, we should yeah, we should start the show. Well, I did the I did everything last week's you Bros and hoes you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with wells and brandy A little bell here still rocking that Bell. You got me for Christmas once by the way I'm about to start a new podcast another one. Yeah, you have three. I'm gonna have three. Yeah

So I'm going back to I heart baby. I can't get away from me. We're gonna do a trader show. Oh, that's sick. Yeah. So I don't know if I can announce who I'm doing it with. But it's people that have been on the show. My co hosts. No. So I think at first we're gonna watch like old episodes and like recap those and talk about them. And then when the show starts airing then we'll obviously talk about then we'll have guests on and kind of all that kind of stuff So anyways, yeah, I'm gonna be doing a trade podcast like a weekly all-year podcast or only while the show's airing I think a weekly all-year. I'm scheduled to do a year of this. So so yeah, I know I got a lot of podcasts now

You do a big podcast guy. Big podcast guy. Yeah. I got out of radio, so I wouldn't have to do so much radio, and now I'm doing more radio than I ever was doing when I was doing radio. Yeah, you're really good at it though, you know?

Thanks. Gotta lean into the what you're good at, I guess. I know. Do you have some fave things, bro? I think I've got some fave things. You know what I've been actually, I just realized that I'm wearing it, so I'm gonna give him a shout out.

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I've ever had on my body. Oh really? You should get Sarah some. You've had shit on your body? Jesus. Yeah, I needs no more clothes. Fucking shit I've ever had on my body. Oh really? You should be serous. You've had shit on your body? Jesus. Yeah, I have. Haven't you? Yeah. Remember that time you thought you shit your pants or something? Yeah, that's true.

I mean, I think I shit my pants at least once a week. Oh, wow. OK. I mean, I never do. You definitely are used to that. Anyway, these tops. I got them because, well, I when I my first, the first time I got it, it was when I got my boobs done. I just, everything was fucking itchy. I feel like I talked about this when I got them done and I just couldn't find things that didn't itch me. And then lo and behold,

I found one of these tops and it feels like fucking butter on my tits and I love it. Yeah. So I got a few more. So if you guys are looking for some comfy summer, like built in bra, a little built in bra in here, tops. These are it. Let me tell you. Butter on my tits might be the greatest thing you've ever said on this show. It feels so nice. Real quick, I just wanted to touch on. I went to New York on

Friday for a Sephora and House Labs event during Pride weekend and played at this like super cool little spot called The Box. It was in the Bowery area and just had a fucking great time. Sephora and House Labs, they just put on the sickest little event. The way it was decorated to the nines. They had Heidi Montag performed, we loved it. Love to see it, Heidi Montag and then your girl DJing right after it was like a stellar lineup, you know? And just like really, really cool event. Grace O'Malley was there, I fucking love her.

It was good to see her. But yeah, I just wanted to give a little shout out to Sephora at House Labs. I will say, although I loved the box, it was rented for this event, rented out, private event, just for whatever. Apparently, when it's not rented out, it's a sex club.

So even though I loved it and thought it was very cool, proceed with caution if you go there. My mother, this is funny actually, let's see what my mother had to say about it. She was like, what are you doing? And I told her, and then she must've been on a video shoot with, I think she was on a video shoot with Noah, and she said, oh my God, the box is a sex club.

And I was like, well, I gotta go. People shoot ping pong balls out of their coochie, LOL. There's a lady there named Rosewood who is supposed to be insane. And I was like, why the heck do you know all this? And she said the gays at Noah's video shoot told me. Even though I loved that venue, I would say, unless you're prepared for those things, maybe proceed with caution.

Who among us have hasn't shot a ping pong ball outside of one of their orifices, you know? I haven't. I have not done that. You haven't? No. You haven't lived. All right. Wow.

Wow. Listen, butter on the tits. You love a good sex club story. Have you ever been to a sex club? No, the closest I've been to was, I went to a live sex show in... Oh, I remember you telling me about this. Yeah, in Amsterdam.

Mm-hmm. And they did shoot ping pong balls out of Gucci's. Why is that a thing? And also, I don't know why that's a thing. No one's asking for this. I don't understand. Very strange. The other thing that she did,

she came out smoking a cigarillo or like a clove or something. And then she put it in there, hee-hoo. And she was able to smoke it from. No. From between her lips. That's crazy. I'm telling you what I saw, it was wild.

I will never have to do it again, but I'm glad I did though. You are? It was a life experience. Yeah, it was a life experience. Ah, okay. And I can say, listen, you know, I've seen some crazy shit, but have you seen?

I've seen some shit. Insane. Do you have some favorite shit? Did you finish The Better Sister? No, I didn't finish it. This damn show. I think I'm on episode seven. It's so good.

I truly feel like every single episode, you think you start to figure some shit out and then at the very fucking last second, boom, they hit you with something new that totally like changes everything. Every episode. episode is very good That twists and turns. Yeah great cast to just a lot of a lot of familiar faces a lot of names I need you to finish it. Let's both finish it before next week. Okay, I'll finish

Okay, have you watched department Q yet because I've talked about the no Q enough. No, we haven't watched department Q Fantastic ending love you really just love that show. Great show. I cannot, I know that they're gonna do another one. You gotta watch that show. It's such a good murder mystery. Or kidnap mystery, really. But I like it. I think it's a really well done show. The acting is very good too. Okay.

I was talking about it last week. There's a show on Netflix called Waterfront that I think you would like. Oh, I have been seeing that. There's so many things I've been wanting to start. Did you watch Waterfront or no? Yeah, it's very similar to Bloodline. Oh, is it? Yeah. Is it as good as Bloodline? No, the acting is not as good, but very similar. Okay.

And then there's a show called The Survivors that I think you would like. I think I watched the preview for that and I was on the fence about whether I thought that looked good or not. It's Australian. So kind of similar, like maybe kind of bad acting, but like fun premise. Fifteen years ago, a storm devastated the coastal town of Evelyn Bay and took three young people. Kiernan's older brother, Finn, Mia's best best friend Gabby, and Finn's friend Toby burdened by guilt. Kiernan and Mia escaped the survivors on Netflix. I would suggest you do waterfront before survivors. I think you're right about that. You know, it is Australian,

so your boyfriend might like it. I so freaking pinky with the TV shows. With the TV shows. He was so mad. I turned on Better Sister last night without even asking and he was not thrilled. But like, that shows good. Yeah, also just going to a different room.

We're not quite there yet in the relationship. No, get married, you start sleeping in separate beds when you get married. I would love that. Ha ha ha. Have you seen Echo Valley on Apple Plus? No, what's that? It's a movie with Julianne Moore and Sidney Sweeney.

Kate is dealing with the personal tragedy with a personal tragedy while owning and training horses in Echo. Okay, of course, Franny likes it. Oh, come on, it's not just those horses. In Echo Valley, an isolated and picturesque place with her daughter, Claire, arrives at her doorstep frightened, trembling and covered in someone else's blood.

Julianne Moore, Sydney Sweeney, an Apple Original film, Echo Valley, out now. Whose blood is it? I don't know. I haven't seen it yet. Oh. But my mom watched it and said it's great and I'm gonna watch it on the plane today. Cool. Alright. Big Sydney, sweetie gal.

Speaking of Apple+, Mm-hmm. I started watching a show called Smoke, and it's starring- I was just about to ask you about this. It's starring Taron Egerton. Love him. A troubled detective and an enigmatic arson investigator follow in the footsteps of two

serial arsonists. Taryn Egerton, Jurnay Smollett. Oh, I love her. Smoke on Apple TV+. I love those two actors. Have you ever seen the movie Backdraft? No. Really?

What is that? It's with like Billy Baldwin, Kurt Russell. No. Really? What is that? It's with like Billy Baldwin, Kurt Russell. Oh, two feuding siblings carrying a heroic family tradition as Chicago firefighters. But when a puzzling series of arson attacks is reported, they're forced to set aside their differences to solve the mystery surrounding these crimes. That draft. It's so it's very similar to that plotline. But really, yeah, because there's well, there's two arsonists in smoke. Taron Eggerton plays a firefighter who no longer fights fires because he was in like a building that was on fire that collapsed. And

so I think he's got some PTSD. So now he's an investigator. There are these two arsonists that are burning down all kinds of stuff. I think it's in Chicago, and he's really not getting anywhere to figure out who it is. So they bring on Jurnay Smollett, whose character name is Michelle. She's just like a detective, but like has no kind of background in fire detective work. And so there's like a little bit of friction there. Greg Kinnear is in it. He is like the fire chief. And yeah, very, very good. Tara Negertine is fantastic.

You know, Apple Plus loves him. Yeah, I'm sure he signed a deal with them. Yeah, he must have because he's in a lot of their shit. That's how it works. You sign a deal like Netflix or HBO or whatever, and then you're in 17 of these things. Oh, you know what else is out that I haven't been able to start is the newest season of the Sex and the City spinoff. I think it's called, and just like that is the name of it.

Terrible name, but I need to start that too. Sarah, watch that. Is it good? I think it's good if you like Sex and the City. Yeah, that's what I figured. But Samantha's no longer in it. I know, but you know what? Samantha was never my favorite.

Who was your favorite? Oh, Sarah Jessica Parker, obviously. Oh, my was Charlotte. Why? Because I was the most attracted to Charlotte. Oh, that makes sense for you. Yeah, she was like a nice. No, I loved Carrie.

Carrie was my girl. Ugh, I couldn't stand her. She made such bad decisions. She smoked a lot of cigs too, but that was a different time back then. It was, she was my girl. Ugh, I couldn't stand her. She made such bad decisions. She smoked a lot of cigs too, but that was a different time back then. It was, she was so cool. But she fucked over fucking Aiden for big. I know, and I loved Aiden.

He was the best. I never liked big. I was just like, mm. I met Aiden, whatever that actor's name is, in Nashville at Tin Roof. What is his name? John. John Cobert. John Corbett. Corbett. Yeah, I think that Roof. John. John Cobart.

John Corbett. Corbett. Yeah, I think that's right. Yeah, he was great. I bet him at Tin Roof, it was like really weird. That was like, what are you doing here? And also Tin Roof, like no offense, but like kind of bro-y bro.

And yeah, he was very nice. Squid Games is out for the third installment. Oh God, I'm so sick of Squid games and I never saw the first one. How dare you? You can't be sick of something you never seen. Yeah, I just am sick of the whole concept. So in the first one, this guy goes into squid games and he wins, right? Yeah.

Then he comes out and he is got PTSD. And he's like, really wants to figure out who these people are that are doing this, right. So he begs to go back in the game, but he's got this plan where he's like, got a tracker on him so people can come and like figure out what they are coming to find out they figured out that he's wearing the tracker and see know they threw that and so that he's just back in the game and the game's a little bit different this time around. It ends like in the

middle of the game the second season to another third season is kind of where they left off and where they had left off was a bunch of people playing the game were able to like revolt and like get the guns and start killing the people that are like making them play these games. It starts after they've tried and unsuccessfully tried to take over the games, right? Yep. Anyways, Squid Games is fantastic. Such a good show. Can you say it?

Yes! Still? It's like, unequivocally a great show. Okay. How do you not know this? I don't know. I just didn't like it. You didn't watch it? I watched the first episode. I don't know. What just didn't like it. You didn't watch it? I watched the first episode. I don't know.

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box and a free item of your choice for life hunger root.com slash yft code yft I don't know if this is happening in your life, but it's happening in mine. We have way too many candles in this house. Oh, I don't like candles really. Way too many candles. We have a drawer that's just filled with candles because we have so many candles.

Sarah's gone, she went to France and Italy for a girls trip. Oh, damn, that sounds nice. I know. Good for her. I know, right? Well, she worked a lot. She did. He chose a week for five months. But I've now taken the plumb myself to purge us of these candles. Now, will I tell her that I've done this? Nay, because she won't know. We

have so we had I was looking around, we have all this stuff like on our kitchen counters and stuff. And I just thought they were like decoration. I found out they were candles. There were some that looked like mushrooms. Those are candles. Yeah, don't get rid of those, that sounds cute. No, I like no clutter.

We have so much clutter in this house. I do too. Sarah gets sent so much crap that we can't get rid of for some reason. Yeah, I'm in the same boat. My manager is always like, hey, they want some so and so wants to give you this stuff. No, I don't want anything.

Stop sending me shit. I can't, I don't know where I'm gonna put it. I gotta get one of those, I was telling the wife years before I called you, I gotta get one of those dumpsters that come to your house so they can fill up and they take it away because we have so much clutter. We have so much crap. Shouldn't you donate it instead? Yes, but how do you do that? I don't know. Sounds hard. I mean, yes, I can go to Goodwill. Surely there's a shelter that would take

unused stuff. Yeah. Right? I know. I gotta get, this is my opportunity while she's gone and just to declutter. Get rid, get rid, get rid. She're never even gonna know it's gone. That's the thing. Never gonna know it's gone. Maybe not. Definitely not. Also, here's my thing. Just light the fucking candles. What are we doing?

Why do we have these candles? Oh, can't light those ones. Why can't we light those candles right now? What's the point of having it? We're alive, let's be alive. Let's light the fucking candles. And guess what? Is it because they're the nice candles?

Yes, they're the nice candles, which is bullshit, who it because they're the nice candles? Yes, they're the nice candles, which is bullshit who gives a shit about the nice candles. And you know why? Because we're gonna burn them down and then guess what? Christmas is gonna come around and people don't know what to get anybody ever anyways, especially people who have got kind of everything.

So what do they get you? They get you candles. It's a never ending supply of fucking candles in this world. It's true. And I don't think that they're good for you from what I understand. I know. So anyways, downstairs in the kitchen right now, all the candles are lit. Fuck it. We are burning this fucker up. All right. You're gonna burn the house

down. Maybe and then my god, Taron Egerton, go and save us. I don't think that's how it works. We gotta get rid of candles, dude. Yeah. I'm anti-candle. And also, the other thing that we've got are these fucking little jars with sticks that come out of it that's got some...

Oh, I like those, diffusers. Yeah, great. Until the dog's tail knocks it over and then all of a sudden we got oil everywhere. All right? And now it's too much of a smell, you know? It's like when you're- No, my dogs can't reach them. It's like when your cologne breaks in your fucking Dopp kit,

well, I gotta get rid of this Dopp kit because it smells like a fucking Swedish hooker. It's way too much. Wow, you're very passionate about this. Clutter gets me, dude. I see that. So, yeah. Are you okay? Yeah, I didn't take my blood pressure medication today. I see that. So yeah. Are you okay?

Yeah, I didn't take my blood pressure medication today. I probably should go do that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We've got some calls. Oh, that would be great. Let's hear some calls.

This one's called more handmaids. So I feel like this is for you. Let's hear it. Brandy, I totally agree with you on the handmade tale finale. It was so unsatisfying in the ending. But there is a spin-off called The Testaments that's going to be about Aunt Lydia, a grown-up Hannah, and a grown-up Nicole. So that's already in the works and that's going to be incredible. I'm really excited to watch that. But I do think with the Handmaid's Tale,

the penultimate episode, which was the one before the finale, that one had me like wiling when like they pulled June up and she was like being hung and she was like, resist, resist, resist, that was amazing. The finale, I just cried over Commander Lorenstein because he actually turned out to be a decent human being and I didn't wanna see him die in the plane crash. But fuck Nick, he got, um, and I just

feel bad for June. But anyways, that was such a, that was such a great series, man. I've been watching that for years. Great series. But the testaments, I can't wait for that to come out. I think it's going to come out maybe next year or a year after that. I'm not sure. So it's like just started filming it. And then with stick, man, I was really resistant to get into stick. But I really like it. I'm like five, four or five episodes in whatever. I'm waiting for the next one to drop. But it's a golf one. Yes, the writing is phenomenal. The jokes are so good. And there's so much shit going on in the world right now.

It's just nice to have a lighthearted show to come back to every anyway, just wanted to have a lighthearted show to come back to every... Anyway, just wanted to say those two things. All right, bye. Love her. Spin off. That's exciting. That is exciting.

I would love that. Also, you know what? Commander Lawrence, he did do some good things, but you know, he did some bad things too. And also he was kind of old, so it's like, you know, he's, it was fine for him to go. Okay. Yeah. Welcome, Brandy.

Yo. Longtime listener here. I believe I've listened to every single episode of YFP. I'm so sorry. Wow. On Wednesday. So thank you for that. You're welcome.

First off, I got to say I'm an ex-Mormon from Utah. Yes. Oh. The recent podcast, first of all, World's trapeze, awesome. But also, the comment about how come and welcome was absolutely hilarious. Brandy did clear it up, though, when she said, you know, this is how it comes about. But it brought me to my biggest word pet peeve in the world that I had to share. I love this energy.

energy. What the hell is another? Not a word. Yeah. Oh, th er. It's like people just take another rip it in half like a deranged lumberjack shove hole in the middle and pretend it's normal. Like would you say like would you say a whole napple instead of an apple? No! But somehow a whole nother is totally fine. I swear every time someone does it, and I don't think it's just you talking. I hear it all the time, even on newscasts, like everyone is like,

oh, we're getting a whole other storm tomorrow. Come on, my brain short freaking for freaking when I hear this. Oh my gosh. Yeah, hold on. It should just be another. Another a whole another. Not a whole another. It's people being like just say another. That is annoying. Yeah, it is. She's right. Yeah, fuck. That's gonna annoy me. But how like you're speaking. It's like a stroke of them trying to order Denny's. Come on, a whole nother.

Anyway, love the show, love YP, love you guys. Keep roasting Utah because we absolutely deserve it. Yeah, you do. Especially because everyone, not everyone, but all the Mormons like worship Joseph Smith. Like he's some divine prophet. Who's that? He's just a random dude.

Joseph Smith, he's the guy who started Mormonism. Oh, okay, I got it. In the 1800s, you know, a horny con man that found a way to convince people that God wanted him to bang all their wives. Yeah. Anyway, if I could have envisioned myself saying that 16 years ago, I would have just been horrified.

Because I wasn't moment. Here in the state of Utah. Anyway, love you guys. And I just, I hope I don't hear anyone of tears out there say a whole nother because I swear on Joseph Smith's magic scriptures, I will find you. Love you guys. She had some energy, I liked her.

I need whatever she's taking for that energy. A whole nother problem. We have a whole nother problem here. Yeah, that's right. We have another problem here. So let's take out whole. Or could it be a whole other problem? Yeah, a whole other problem. But she's right. People do say a whole nother. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And that's not correct. And that's not correct. The other one that annoys me is you can be overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed, but you can't be whelmed. What? I'm gonna start using it. Where like people are like, how you doing? I'm whelmed.

No. I'm whelmed right now. The other thing that annoys me is the word fine. Okay. Because it's changed what its definition is. Originally something that was fine was pristine, was crystal, was beautiful. It was fine.

You have fine hair. You have fine, fine writing. It's elegant. It's beautiful. And now it's turned into like, it's okay. Yeah, you're right. So like when people used to say like, how are you doing good, sir?

And they'd be like, fine. That meant they were doing fantastic. Oh. I am fine. And now it's like, I'm fine. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fucking fine. Yeah.

It makes me whelmed. Oh. On a whole nother topic, let's see if there are more. I gotta start watching the secret lives of Mormon wives because everybody says it's fucking great. I wanted to play this one clip Do you know who Rory Scoville is? No, he's one of my favorite comics. He's so good and He was doing a bit about Utah, which I thought was appropriate for what we just heard for sure

So you guys been to Salt Lake City? I used to say it was the whitest city in the country and I then I took a step back and I said, you know what, Roy? I bet we can go world on this one. It's creepy. If Hitler could have seen footage of Salt Lake City today, he would have been like, guys, we shouldn't be doing this. This is not right. This is bad.

This is creepy. There are 12 black people in Salt Lake City and they all play for the Utah Jazz. Change the name of the team. Go with Smooth Jazz. Jazz was doing just fine. Give me that! Let me see what my white fingers can turn it into.

Chuck, it's me, your cousin Marvin. Marvin Barry. Remember how you were looking for songs for people to kill themselves too? Listen to this. It's pretty funny. So true. It is. You want to do one more call?

Yeah. This one's called Georgia Road Rage, which did I talk to you about when I went to Georgia It's pretty funny. Oh, so true. It is. You want to do one more call? Yeah. This one's called Georgia Road Rage, which did I talk to you about when I went to Georgia and they got this stuff? They're selling at gas stations called White Dirt. I don't recall that. It's like clay that they sell and it's like not for human consumption.

And we were like, what is white dirt? And it's like this like kind of big clay blocks of white clay with dirt. We were there and we were like, what is white dirt? And it's like this kind of big clay blocks of white, clay with dirt. We were there and we were like, what is white dirt? And so there was a guy who, it was like Sunday, he was like in a Sunday suit, you know? And he was like, Marsha said, love white dirt. She eat white dirt. And we're like, what is white dirt?

And I guess it's like almost like a Tums, I think. It's like antacid or whatever, but it says not for human consumption. Anyways, if any Georgians know about white dirt, please call in 858-630-1856. I need to know more about white dirt. That accent was horrible. My sister love white dirt.

We were like, what? She love white dirt? Oh man, well, I thought it was cocaine. It wasn't. Are you sure it's not? I'm actually not sure. But this one's called Georgia Road Rage. Least favorite thing, listening to the pod.

Georgia, fuck you Georgia. I got pulled over going 96 and a 70. Yeah, I know. No one was on the interstate. It was like 1 a.m. Cop was like up on a bridge, pulled me over. It was like, if you're going four miles faster, I would take you to jail.

I was like, no, you're not. I haven't been pulled over in over 10 years. Was a total dick. So please say we're saying that you got off because I was about to have a baby in like two months and I got a super speeder ticket, $1,800. I paid it cause I was about to have a baby. They pushed my court date back.

So I obviously didn't go to court. I paid the ticket online, whatever. I got something in the mail saying like, your license is revoked in Unless you pay two hundred more dollars than you can drive in, Georgia, and it was like by December 31st of last year and I was like I'm not doing that. I just paid eight hundred dollars I'm not paying another two hundred dollars to drive in your fucking state Yeah And it was like if you want to drive drive in Georgia again and you go past December, you got to

pay the 200 whatever dollars plus an extra $50. And I said, you know what? Fuck you, Georgia. Don't have any business going to you ever again. Or if I'm going to Florida again and I have to go through Georgia, I guess I just want to get caught or I'll just be a passenger princess. So please say everything. Happy for you. Hate that for me.

Or you could take the scenic route and go through Alabama. Alabama. You got to watch out for them speed traps in those towns. I do feel like Georgia is known for speeding giving speeding tickets like crazy. Yeah, but you remember the story that I told where we got pulled over and I got we got out of it because we were Like I do pull over immediately see I got a feeling ma'am that you might have had a little bit of an attitude You might have been a dude with the dude. All right, it was one o'clock. We were going

miles shy of a hundred All right, you try being pregnant and not have an attitude all the more reason not to be driving a hundred miles an hour at one o'clock in the morning Yeah, but I would if I was pregnant I'd be having an attitude 24 7 about it I understand her being angry because I got off, you know, and she didn't I get that part Right. Also, you know, you got to be safe out there, especially when you're you know, they be on board. Mm-hmm. I don't know Super speeders very funny though. It is it's funny be safe out there, especially when you're, you know, they be on board. I don't know. Super Speeder is very funny though. It is, it's funny.

Well, if you guys want to call in and tell us your favorite things, least favorite things, please do 858, what is it? You forgot? 858-630-1856, is that right? I have no idea. Of course you have no idea. I have no idea. No one thought that you might have an idea.

No one thought that you might have an idea. A586301856 is the number, yes. Sick. Well, I know you're flying to New York tomorrow. Yeah. But I'll see you this weekend. So I'm coming to LA tonight, LA tonight, doing some stuff that I'll tell you guys about later in LA.

Cool. And then Friday, Vegas Friday, if you guys happen to be in Vegas for Fourth of July weekend. Cool. We'll be playing at Encore Beach Club on Friday, July the 4th with Dustin Lynch, a little country day show. Nice. And then I'm going to fly back to LA for a couple of days. And then I'm going to fly to Calgary for Stamp days and then I'm gonna fly to Calgary for Stampede

Which is one of my favorite weeks of the year And I'm playing at the Stampede on the Coca-Cola stage on Monday July the Six Seventh Monday is the seventh Calgary on the seventh. I'm opening for Diplo should be a fun little show and Then I'm gonna fly home for two days. And then the next weekend, I'll be in El Paso, Texas on Friday,

Belmar, New Jersey on Saturday, and Fire Island, New York on Sunday. Nice. So come party. Well, I'll be in New York and then I come home. And next week we will hopefully be able to talk about Bachelor in Paradise. Yeah. Send me that screener.

I will try to do my best. I will multitask and watch Paradise and do something else at the same time because three hours. Yep. All right. Well, YFTers, we love you. Love you guys. See you later. Bye. Bye.

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