Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Caelynn from The Bachelor stops by!

Episode Date: March 6, 2019

If it’s up to us, she will be the next Bachelorette: Caelynn Miller-Keyes joins us on YFT this week! This fine lady joins Wells and Brandi to chat about how she really feels about not getting a rose after last week’s hometown dates, the hot babe other than Colton she fell in love with on the show, and the question everyone wants to know….. will she come drink margaritas in Paradise with Wells? Also on YFT this week, Brandi finds out that her boyfriend actually DOES listen to the show, Wells pays tribute Luke Perry aka the original hot Dylan and reveals how one would easily kidnap him, and Sarah drops by to fangirl over Caelynn. Oh, and we talk about some cool shows + new music! Enjoy! Thanks to our awesome sponsor Quip for supporting this episode. Go to www.getquip.com/yft to get your first refill pack free. #CleanTeeth!

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I feel like we need to start the show with something. What do you mean? I don't know, man. I'm just... And we normally don't do this. We normally have the cold open. But... Oh, boy. Can you hear that?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. R.I.P. Luke Perry, man. Oh, I know. 52 years old. I'm not that far. Not to make this about me, but to make it about me. I'm not that far from 52.

That's scary. It is a little scary. You know? Yeah. God, man, I just can't believe it. And like, you know, here's the thing. It's so hard to, it's hard to get on one hit show. It's so hard to get on two hit shows.

Name the people who have done it. Frasier. Larry David. Julia Louis-Dreyfus. And most recently, Luke Perry. Yeah. You know, like 90210 huge, huge hit. Right? Classic. Yeah.

And then to get on Riverdale, which is like the thing right now. I love Riverdale. Do you? Yeah. I mean, oh, God. You know who else is Sandra Oh from Grey's? What's the new show she's on that's so huge

or is it a movie I'm thinking of that was so huge I don't even know but yeah you're right Sandra Oh but like Luke Perry played Dylan on 90210 and I was thinking about it on my run the other day if you're named Dylan you're getting

some ass you think let's just go through it Let's just go through it. Let's just go through. What all Dylans do we know? Dylan Sprouse getting some booty. That's one. He's getting some very hot booty also. Yeah.

Yeah. Who else? Dylan McDermott. Oh, yeah. He's a babe. He's getting it. Dylan from. Who's he with?

I don't know. Everyone, I'm sure. What do you mean you don't know? I'm sure there's more Dylans out there. Yeah, there probably are. Bob Dylan. He's just having sex with everybody. Hot guys named Dylan. Oh, yeah.

That's a good... Do that one. Oh, Modern Family. The guy that currently knocked up my girlfriend with twins. Dylan. Why is a picture of freaking Liam coming up? It doesn't make any sense. I don't know. Maybe he played someone named Dylan.

Dylan O'Brien. He played in Teen Wolf 2. I forgot to say that. Yeah. Leave it to just Jared for coming through for me here. But that's such a hard name to live up to, you know? Here to see our gallery of hot Dylans. You see?

It's such a thing that- Dylan Sprouse. Yep. Clearly. Dylvan Sprayberry? Don't know. I don't know. Oh, he's on Teen Wolf.

Okay. All right. Well, that guy's slamming. He does look hot. He's got nice blue eyes. Yeah. He's cute. He looks like he could be maybe my son, actually.

Said that young. Dylan Jagger Lee, son of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. Oh. Very cute kid. Dylan O'Brien's not that cute. Well, I don't know. Anyways. Not in this photo, anyway.

It's tough to live up to being a Dylan. Dylan Riley Snyder. He played our favorite in Kicking It, oh, years ago. And is dating the funniest girl alive. Some girl, I don't know. Okay, well, if you're Dylan. All right, maybe I'll name my kid Dylan if I ever have a kid. See? It's a good name.

RIP. Not that my favorite thing is that he passed away, but 90210 was a big part of my life growing up. But either you're one or the other. Either you are a child of the 90s and 90210 is important to you, or you're a child of right now and Riverdale is really important to you. Either way, Luke Perry is an important person in basically everyone that's 40 to 16 right now. I mean, I've watched both shows, so I'm right in smack dab in the middle.

You're right there. You're riding the fence, dude. Speaking of fences. Finally. Finally jumped over that fucking thing. I'm riding smack dab in the middle. You're riding the fence, dude. Speaking of fences. Finally. Finally jumped over that fucking thing. Jeez. Took long enough.

Speaking of, we are going to have Kaylin on the show later today. Are we the first podcast to get Kaylin? I don't know. I'm kind of surprised. When it was pitched to us, I was like, yeah, let's get her. Yes. But how exciting, man. She's probably going to be the Bachelorette. Let's just go ahead and say it.

I hope she is. I think she's the best candidate that we've got. I think of these girls, these women, excuse me. I think I can actually stick with girls because they're all like 22. Of all these women, I think that she has the most what it takes to be a bachelorette. You know, out of the last like the top five, I just feel like she has herself together the most emotionally. Like it really seems like she's very emotionally mature. We can ask her today how she feels, but I feel like it probably a lot of it has to do with stuff that she's gone through and having to grow up and be

an adult quicker. Yeah. Having gone through certain things. So I'm anxious to ask her about that today, but she's always been one of my favorites. I think she's stunning. And I think she seems like a really cool person and has her crap together. And I like it. She's Sarah's favorite too, actually. So yeah, not sure if that means anything, but from the female's point of view, two of the most important women in my life both agree that she's probably the best candidate for next batch threat, which is cool that she's on YFT. And actually,

Sarah's filming Modern right now. I told her that she was going to be on. She was like, oh, because I know that she'd probably want to ask some questions. So she's kind of racing home right now to see if she can make it. But I don't think she will. Text your questions. I know. I know. Well, she told me what she wanted me to ask. So I've got, I got a couple like in the chamber ready to fire in the chamber. Yeah. Why does that make me think of a toilet?

Oh, it was, it was more of a gun reference, but, um, gun. Yeah. But I don't,

but I guess if you got a couple like turds in the chamber, you're ready to fire them into the toilet. I don't know. I was thinking more of like, some people call toilets chambers, right? Yeah like turds in the chamber you're ready to fire them into the toilet. I don't know. I was thinking more of like some people call toilets chambers, right? Is that a thing? Maybe like in medieval times. Yeah, like Game of Thrones. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now it's just like a water closet or a loo. You want to start the show? Yeah. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with Wells and Brandy. Changing my name to Dylan, man. What do I got to do?

Dude, I had a crazy... You know what's a cool name, actually? What? Dylan Wells. If your first name was Dylan and your middle name was Wells, I'd be sick. Yeah. Dylan Wells. That sounds nice.

You like that? What would you do if I named my kid Dylan Wells? Would you be flattered? Yeah. My sister named her kid Wells. Yeah. But. You like that? What would you do if I named my kid Dylan Wells? Would you be flattered? Yeah. My sister named her kid Wells. Yeah. But I'm not your sister. It's a little.

That's true. Is it creepy? No. Listen, I get like I say it's so interesting because I get that my name is very unique and that's very in right now is like unique names. I hated my name growing up because it made me different and no kid wants to be different. And what's funny about my name is the thing that I hated about my name in the beginning is the thing that I love about it now,

because I'm so I'm completely different than everybody else right off the bat, you know? But now a lot of people are naming their kids Wells, which is cool. I'm down with, and I feel that like Elan Gale and Chris Harrison are directly responsible for that. And that's cool. You know, way to go. There's some good wisdom in what you just said. I liked it. Give it a ding. Thanks dude.

I have been traveling like a crazy one, like one of those stupid people that have like, all who wander are not lost. That was you? That was, well, yeah. Well, I knew exactly where I was going, but I was definitely, I was definitely just traveling.

Well, mainly just New York, right? Yeah, it seemed like you were in New York for a while. So I went to New York to do that one audition. And then I came back, we did a podcast and then I went back because I went, I had to go do the Today Show. Yeah. Got to meet Kathy Lee and Hoda. Very cool. By the way, they actually drink on that show. Oh, yeah. That's the straight up life hack is when you're like, my brand is that we're getting wasted at 930 in the morning. Like, oh my God, how are you justifying this weird form of alcoholism?

Also, I would like a Moscow Mule, please. When you walk in there, they're like, hey, what do you want to drink? And I'm like, oh, this is real. Like, you guys really do this. That's fantastic. Oh, yeah. My mom and I did that show

when we were promoting our Bravo series. Really? Yeah, it was fun. They were nice. I did something called Guys Tell All, which is like relationship advice for. Oh. And it's like people on the streets ask questions and then like people tweet in questions and stuff.

And it's like Bob Guinea, who's like was the bachelor, I don't know, in the Reagan administration. And then like some comedian and then some Australian chef, Curtis Strong, I think his name is. We gave bad advice to women, I guess.'t know it was fun though like it was fun to they're like what do you want to drink and i was like oh i want a moscow mule and all the other guys like all this have a i'll have a soda water and lime make it look like i'm drinking a vodka soda and then once they saw that i was getting a moscow mule they were like huh i'll get'll get that. And I was like, yeah, jump on the early morning alcoholism train. That's hilarious. My favorite part of it, though, was at the end, Kathie Lee reached over, touched me on the arm and she goes, you're cute. Oh, that was sweet.

Thanks. Thanks, KL. That's what I call.L. My favorite thing you did in New York was get to meet Jimmy Fallon. How great is he? I didn't get to meet Jimmy Fallon. I thought Sarah said, what did he say? Oh, maybe he's just said it on the episode. That he loved you? He didn't say it once. He didn't say it twice.

My friend, he said it three motherfucking times. How did you not meet him? Because I wasn't in town yet. She filmed on Tuesday. I flew out on Tuesday. But here's the clip. I want to talk about Wells right now. Your boyfriend is Wells from The Bachelor?

Yes. Dude, I love Wells. I love Wells too. He's great. He was from JoJo's season. He was from JoJo's season. He was from JoJo's season. JoJo's so cool. I met her.

Oh, my God, you did? She wouldn't remember me. I met her 23 years ago. But wait, so wait, I just don't understand, because I loved Wells. I don't know why he didn't make it past. He didn't, like, kiss her in time. Good. Yeah, great for me. He didn't kiss her in time. Good.

Yeah, great for me. He was great, but he has a great view. He had a good sense of humor, and I liked him. Then he came back to Bachelor in Paradise, and he was the bartender. He was the bartender. I love Will. He's like a funny guy. He's going to die when he sees it.

Oh, please, no. You better be good, Wills. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Better be good. Does he take you on a Bachelor type of date? Does he date? Anyways, that was it. There was more to it. I love it. But, yeah, that. Better be good. Does he take you on a bachelor type of date? Does he date? Anyways, that was it. There was more to it. I love it. But yeah, that was

a big thing for me. I gotta be honest with you. That stinks that you couldn't be there. He's one of the nicest people. Like, I've met him now like three times, and every time I fangirled just as hard as the last. Like, I love him. Yeah. Maybe next time, I guess. There's part of me that wonders if he really is like a fan of The Bachelor,

and that's a legit response. It sounds like it. Or if it's like I have to talk about because like what happens is that he shows the picture of me photobombing her at the Oscars. So it's like we have to talk about this default when you talk about someone you don't really know. You say how great they are, you know, like so there's a part of me that was wondering if he was just doing that thing, which I'm totally fine with too. I don't know. I think he's a pretty authentic guy. Between Miley and Noah and all of us,

like we've spent a lot of time on that set actually. Like I've been there probably four or five times and he just, he's really a cool dude. So I don't know. It sounded like he really loves you. I mean, if he didn't, I don't think he would have said it three times, maybe once, you know?

But like his enthusiasm sounded authentic to me, but I just love him to death. I know. Well, hopefully one day I'll get to go and hang out with him. But to be honest with you, that wasn't the coolest thing that happened in New York. What was? Sarah goes, hey, we got to go to a show, a concert in a couple days.

And I was like, yeah, OK, what's what's going on? And she was like, so the Jonas Brothers are getting back together. So she was like, yeah, we've been invited to go to this like secret show with the Jonas Brothers. And I have met Nick before at like the InStyle party like a while back, right? We go to some restaurant that they're using as a green room and we walk in and it's the Jonas freaking brothers and all of their significant others, except for Priyanka Chopra. She wasn't there. So we walk in and Kevin's like, yes,

yes, high fives me. I love The Bachelor, dude. I freaking love it. And I was like, all right, this is starting out wonderfully. And then Sophie comes up to me and she's like, very lovely to meet you. You know, that's the tea, whatever. And I was just like, I just want to talk about Game of Thrones with you. But I couldn't do that because it wasn't about her. Well, it was about the brothers Jonas. So anyways, we hobnob with all those dudes.

And then we go to the show, which was the venue was cool. It's just way too small for them, you know. But that's what they, I'm sure they wanted it to be like secret and exclusive and, you know. Totally. Anyways, it was great. They sounded really good. I'll tell you what that sucker song is

a earworm. Is it your favorite song this week? You know what? Maybe. I'll give it to you. I'm a sucker for you. This is Wells the radio programmer guy. That song got stuck in my head for the next three days. You know? Yeah.

And it was an after party and that was really cool to hang out. Because then everyone, like the Jones Brothers can get fucking drunk now. Oh yeah, they've loosened up a lot. They do deep dicking and they can get drunk. now, you know? Oh, yeah. They've loosened up a lot. Yeah. Like they do deep dicking and they can get drunk. You know Miley dated Nick forever when they were kids.

Oh, it's so crazy to me. You know. Okay. Yeah. So we were really close with them for a long time, toured with them. So I've known them since they were so young. I'm actually the reason Miley and Nick dated. You're welcome.

Oh, wow. Really? I introduced them. Yeah. It's just so funny because they were such good kids and wore promise rings and all the things back in the day, you know? Yeah. But to this day, they're some of the nicest guys, all three of them. I love them all.

And so I think it's so cool that they're making this comeback. I think it's really smart. It's perfect. It's perfect. Like, I'm sure they don't need any more money. You know, like everyone's doing other things. Yeah. Kevin's like a married man.

Here's my one thing, though. They got all shit on Kevin. What's going on here? Well, okay, he had a show. Him and his wife had a show on E!, I think. Similar to Jesse James and Eric Decker's show, where it's just about their marriage. Yeah.

So I saw it. Listen, I love Kevin. Kevin and I used to be really good friends i this i mean this just in all goodness yeah but i did see a really funny like tweet or meme or something that says like no one is more excited about this jonas brothers comeback than kevin yeah i mean and that was funny i love you kevin it was funny i would end up talking to him a lot and they were all they all took shots on stage and one of them was like either joe or nick was like you gotta finish that kevin you know

like because he's like the dad you know and he finishes it you know and then like goes in to start playing the next song and i was like i was like you know i'm hashtag justice for kevin this is ridiculous you know you got a bunch of young whippersnappers over here talking mad shit. You know, you're a dad. You're taking shots with all these young idiots. And you know what? You're probably the best musician on stage. Well, I'm just going to go ahead and say it. Guy can shred on the axe, man. Yeah. Anyways, justice for Kevin is my new hashtag. Okay. I like it a lot. No, super guys. And then also, I don't know how it came up, but Nick, I guess, said something really nice about Miley in some press thing recently. Did you see that?

No. He was just saying like, I mean, you know, when she was 16, she had this amazing voice and could sing like no one else. And he's like, people are just now kind of recognizing her for the talent she is vocally. He was like, but I've kind of always known and she's always been amazing. Like he was saying really nice things. And I thought that was really sweet.

You're just really nice guys. Let's just, you know, I know we normally have guests on at the end of the show, but I want to be, yeah, I want to be sympathetic to Kaylin's time. So let's call her. I was late. I'm sorry.

Yeah, this is on you. Late. Everything was going wrong today. We'll circle back around to favorite stuff and music and everything after Kaylin because I've got I've got a lot of really good stuff. OK, I'm going to hang up on you and then I'm going to I'm going to Skype us all in. OK, BRB. So, Wells, one of the most important things we do for our health every day is brushing our teeth, right? It's also important just because don't be that smelly kid. No, or that person with food in your teeth.

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Kaylin's here. Hey, this is awesome. I'm so excited. Okay. Welcome to your favorite thing podcast, Kaylin. Thank you. I just got to be honest with you. My name's Wells.

We've never actually met, but I feel like I know you because I've been watching you on TV. Name. That's Brandy. Hi. Hey. Just so you know, this is watching you on TV. Name. That's Brandy. Hi. Hey. Just so you know, this is what Brandy does. She meets my Bachelor friends and then she steals them and then I'm no longer friends with them anymore.

I love it. It's true. You're still friends with them. They're better friends with me. That's amazing. So, Kaylin, it's been wonderful being friends with you. I'm now going to not be friends with you anymore, and you'll just be friends with Brandy. I'll be on a Brandy.

Yeah. So, I have to be honest with you. 100% real. I do not know. I am not one of those guys that reads Reality Steve. I have no idea what's going on. I know Brandy kind of knew what was going on, but I don't.

And I feel personally victimized by last night's episode. Last night with the fence jump. The whole thing was just, cause I know Colton, like I made him shitty drinks in Mexico for an entire month. And like, I just could not, I forget that he was on paradise.

Yes. I nursed that baby bird back from many a cry. And after seeing that, I was just after seeing last night's episode, I was just like, oh, my God. Stop talking. Stop talking. Please stop talking. I want to know, as a viewer of television, what did you think of last night's episode? Yeah, I honestly felt like I was watching a movie.

Like it was so dramatic. And so like and I kind of like I was watching a movie. Like it was so dramatic. And so like, and I kind of like, I kind of know what happens. Like, you know, I do read reality, Steve. I'm sorry. I suck. I was watching it. I was like, I can't believe this is happening. Yeah.

They love each other. You're saying you love each other. You're kissing. And granted, she's my best friend. But I'm like, what? It really, truly felt like a movie. Here's what I'll say about it. I thought it all felt like refreshingly

authentic yeah like as frustrating as it is to hear them say like they love each other but you know cassie comes in with this very realistic like logical approach to it which i can really relate to i'm very logical about everything and try to leave my emotions out of it and that's very real to see people two people have a conversation like this to me. And so I loved the episode, even though it was hard to watch. I really enjoyed the authenticity of it. Yeah. Okay. I totally agree. I'm happy. It's just wild to me. By the way, you're the one who comes in and basically saves Cassie's bacon, right? Like you come in and you like defend her, which by the way, such a baller move. It's such a trump card that you can't overcome. Kerber couldn't overcome that because

like it wasn't even your date. You came in and you like basically were like, you should save this one girl. It was amazing. But then the episode, the next episode is Cassie gets a rose and still hasn't said, like, I love you. You have done that. So effectively, you helped yourself get booted. And I was wondering what you thought of in that moment when you didn't get the rose and Cassie did. You were like, ah, shouldn't have gone and saved her ass. No, because they didn't air. I said to Colton, I was like like if it's me at the end of this

like if it's us i want it to because be because you explored every relationship yeah and because you knew it was me and not watch it back and be like oh shit like i was being lied to and cassie was actually the one you know that's such a that's such a great answer yeah not last night's episode do you think like crap i shouldn't have done that and i should have stayed no because like i've had some time to heal i've seen colton i've gone to women's a lot i've seen him and colton's not my person so yeah i'm happy i'm happy the way things have ended i like that you can say you said that with like confidence and i really like that i give it a dim really like yeah real quick stepdad what's his name john love him john's a fucking man dude i want to i want to president fucking john for president 2020 that guy's like john sounds like

winnie the pooh and I was like okay yeah he does oh you seem so great oh there's a couple times John like John I feel like was tearing up and I was like yeah it's fine I'm not crying and Sarah's like what did he say like don't worry about it don't rewind let's just keep going I love John he's your stepdad right but he's been your dad your whole life yeah yeah he's been your dad your whole life. Yeah, yeah. He's been my dad since I was four. So I can relate to that a lot

because my, who I call my dad, he's technically my stepdad, but he adopted me when I was five. So he's the only dad I've ever known. So I really relate a lot to that. Yeah. I knew that, but I just wanted to call him by his nickname

that only I call him. We're talking about Billy Ray Cyrus, Kaylin. My next question. Next question to you. Why do you spell your name like that? Well, yeah. What's going on? All right.

It's just very confusing. All right. Okay. Sure. It is. My mom's middle name is Kay. Yeah. My aunt's is Lynn.

So she just smacked them together. All right. I like it. Although sometimes with my accent, I do feel like I sound like I'm saying Caitlin. Yeah. A lot of people. I say Caitlin.

A lot of people. And I'm like, I do know her name. I'm not calling her Caitlin. Sounds like it. I never correct people when they do say it. I'm like, eh, it's the same thing. Another question. I got, this is, I'm so excited that you're on the show.

Also, Twitter had really good questions. So you got to make sure we make it to some of those. Yeah, yeah. We'll get, but hold on. This is so excited that you're on the show. Also Twitter had really good questions. So you make, got to make sure we make it to some of them. Yeah. Yeah. We'll get, but hold by more. This is my fucking show.

It's our show. I get to ask questions. Okay. I was waiting for a two on one between you and the other beauty queen. And it didn't happen. And I don't understand. Was that whole thing manufactured or was there like actual drama between you two? No, it was very dramatic.

We came into the house and I was like talking to her. It was great. And then I remember the pirate date. I was like helping her get ready because she was super anxious. And I was like in her room, I was talking to her. Everything seemed great. And then I just get blindsided.

Because I was just focused on my relationship with Colton. I wasn't focused on like our past, which our past isn't that dramatic either it's just like little things that led us to fall apart we're like different people but yeah it just got it got really intense we couldn't be in the same room it just got like super awkward and I was fully expecting a two-on-one when I got my one-on-one I was like it's gonna be to be, I was full. I was like, I'm going to fly home. I'm going to go home from Singapore. It's going to be a 17 hour flight by myself. It's okay. Yeah. You guys were friends at one point when you were doing the beauty pageant stuff, and then you had a falling out during that, right? But some of the show, you guys had a huge

falling out. So when you guys walked into the house night one and realized you were both there, out. So when you guys walked into the house night one and realized you were both there, did you guys like decide to call a truce and try to get along? Or was that kind of an unspoken thing that you just wanted to try to get along or how did that work? Yeah, I kind of thought it was, it was like kind of unspoken. I went up to her and we were talking and I was like, have you talked to Colton yet? Like it just felt normal. It felt fine. It really did. And I think it was just hard for her having the first one-on-one and then seeing me someone that she doesn't particularly love date the same guy yeah well I'm sure like in the beginning she probably had intentions of trying to get along also but I but

I would assume that the minute she realized like what competition you were or maybe she sensed like you were pulling ahead of her or whatever I'm'm sure like the claws came out, you know? That was interesting. Yeah. But we made it out on the other side. We didn't have a two-on-one. Like I'm so thankful. I'm so scared of that.

Nothing sounds worse than a two-on-one on The Bachelor. Like I cringed during all of them. Yes. And the fact that we didn't have one, I was like, if it's not me and Hannah B, it's going to be me and Cassie. Just to be like super mean. Because you guys are friends. friends no that would have never happened because you guys have been too

there have been no drama yeah he's like no you should give her the rose no you should give her the rose that's what we said Chris Harrison joked about it he's like you guys ready for that 2-1-1 yeah and we're like what no he probably knew that would never happen yeah okay so we just

got to get we got to get into it dude because get up jump on in well we got it we're jumping on in we were talking about you before we called you okay and my girlfriend seems to think that you should be the bachelorette and who else and my co-host so the two most important women in my life seem to think that used to be the bachelorette. And I actually agree with them of all the women on the show right now. I think that you I would try to find the word the most substance. That's a really nice way to say it. That's not pulling up pulling anything away from any of the other women. Like obviously you were able to expose yourself in a very public way,

which I can't, I can imagine, can only be the hardest fucking thing in the world to do. So I think that you'd be great for this. But is this something that you would want? Well, thank you. I appreciate that. You guys are so sweet. No, I have no longing.

Wow. That's the right answer. Yeah, that was Wells' answer. That was always my answer, but it didn't work for me. Well, it did, Wells, in the end. Technically, yes. You know what I mean? Yeah, it did. There you go. You're happy. See?

Maybe I'll find someone outside of the franchise. So why wouldn't you want to be the bachelorette? Why wouldn't you want to have 25 coiffed haired, way too good abbed personal trainers vying for your love? Personal trainers. So true. I think so.

The bachelor, as you know, well, it's like, it brings out the best side of you and the worst side of you. And I felt like it, I really did bring out the best in me. Like I felt like I learned a lot about myself, but also towards the end, like my feelings and emotions were so real. It brought out the worst of me too. And I'm like kind of disappointed in myself in

that. And I feel like I just need to take this time to like find myself in a better way. All right. Do you want to come in and ask a question? Okay, come in. Hello. Hi. How are you guys? Hey, Sarah. Nice to meet you, Kaylin. You too. I have two questions. um let's hear why did you say to cassie get engaged at the end oh good question okay so i was in complete shock in that moment and i've gotten like mixed reviews some people hate that i said that and some people are like she was supporting her best friend and i think i really was i was like cassie and i the whole time we're like if it's not you maybe it's me like we just we knew we had really strong connections we both did and I was like okay it's not me like go get engaged I didn't have any ill intention or like I've seen that relay race memes where people go get them oh my god how weird is it for somebody that you're

such good friends with to be dating the same dude as you. I just can't wrap my brain around that. It was so hard. Meanwhile, I'm in Cassie's sister's closet. Oh, my God. Because, I mean, the girls on that show, like, always, you know, everyone forms, like, cliques and groups or partners up or whatever. But, like, you guys seem to really be actual real friends. Yeah.

It's crazy to me to watch you guys date the same guy. I just can't imagine. It was so hard. It was so hard. And we, the way we like stayed so close is we never talked about Colton like ever. We never brought his name up. We didn't know what I, we could both like kind of sense that we had strong relationships, but we never got went into detail. And that's how we just could stay so close and stay sane in the process. It's interesting. I like that. See, that's what I got from it because it's nothing like the same thing at all. But I was a kid actor. I always remember being like with like some of my best friends growing up in the industry, like Andrea

Bowen. And she was that Terry Hatcher's daughter in Desperate Housewives. We were like best friends since we were like four. And I always remember being like, if I don't get this, I really hope that Andrea does. So that's what I took away from it instead of a relay race but I really like the idea of a relay race because that's hysterical my second question is because I've heard rumors that sometimes hometowns are like rented houses or something like that I really hope that that was your house and you guys watch movies on like the landing of the staircase with the projection screen. But they just they just threw that little projector in there for no reason at all. They're like photo albums are boring.

Let's have a slideshow of Kalen on the wall above the front door. So uncomfortable to just like watch yourself as a child with your boyfriend. He's like, cool. Why am I watching this? It's super awkward. Sarah, you're not wrong. They did rent the house that they did Caitlin's hometown in.

Oh, really? Because they couldn't film in Canada or something. Oh, that makes sense. Uh-huh. Where did they do it then? In like, uh... Like Arizona or something random. Arizona.

And they tried to make it seem like it was their like vacation home, I think. But it wasn't. How fancy. He didn't get them a chalet anywhere. Okay, that's it. That's all I have. That's all I can come up with. I actually was texting me being like, if you have any questions, come upstairs because I just got home from work. And I was like, I'm pretty sure she said get engaged. So when he texted me that I just like threw on the episode like last minute like fast forward all the way to the end to make sure I wasn't an idiot and like remembered that wrong but you did and I was right okay cool nice to meet you girl you too Kayla for bachelorette no she said she doesn't want it damn it fine whatever okay so so Kayla Kayla if you are not going to be the next bachelorette

who would be your pick for bachelorette if you could say that i mean without giving anything away i really oh becca till the interesting choice i think i love becca we're supposed to get lunch today but we didn't um or okay if we're picking for my season i said this i did ellen's recap show and i kind of they're like that's mean but you know how they did caitlin and brit yeah what if they did the both alabama hannas oh that could be interesting no i'm sorry they can't have hannah g because they cut that poor fucking girl out of the show. It's so true. I mean, like the last episode, she got to have a fantasy suite. She didn't even show up.

It was just all about Cassie. I was just like, poor Hannah. And all Hannah G wants is a little bit of dick. That's all she keeps. She's just like, you know what? is a little bit of dick. That's all she keeps. She's just like, you know what? Put in a slideshow of me making out with Colton.

Honestly, honestly, Hannah G looks so tiny to me. I feel like Colton would break her. Oh, yeah. She's very tiny. Yeah, yeah. Someone needs to tell him, like, be gentle, be very careful. It's like twilight yeah i know i know that reference actually

um but no so like why do they keep cutting her out of the show like does she have a lisp or something and i don't i honestly don't get it because she's so funny yeah she's so just like cute and just says these little like cute things all the time yeah god man okay so if you won't do if you won't be the bachelorette which if you do want to be the bachelorette it's a good way to play this one i gotta say way to play it i like it i like it i really don't i like i like what you're doing here all right i see what you're doing and I like it. If not, will you go to Mexico? Will you go to Paradise?

And hang out with Wells? Yeah. Do you want me to make you a drink? Are you coming back as the bartender? Nah, we'll see. Are you allowed to say? We'll see. He says like there's a 50-50 chance.

Who knows? I feel like Paradise would be really fun, but maybe, maybe. Can I say how I love that that show was the show of you want to do over being the bachelor, the bachelorette. Why went on the show? No one wanted to do it. I said,

no, I was like, I'm not doing that show. That's no. And now everyone's like, I don't want to be the bachelor. I want to go hang out in adult camp in a Mexico beach for a month. Seriously.

Yeah. It's a free vacation. Yeah. With hot men everywhere. Yeah. And a bunch of friends you just made, you know. I feel like I've gotten all of my bachelor related questions out. Do you have any more, Brandy? If you were going to go on Paradise,

who, like, guy-wise, would you hope to see in Paradise? Like, is there anybody you got your eye on or just that you think is cute that you would like to be there? I don't know who's going on Paradise. Plus, I don't know who the guys

from this season are. It doesn't matter. It could be a past season. It could be a past season, but also you're just not going to know. If you go day one of Paradise, you're not going to have gotten to see any, you might have gotten to see

the first episode of The Bachelorette. So they're going in blind. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. It sucks for the girls in that respect. It does. Yeah.

I kind of like it. I kind of like the mystery. I was going to say, I think so too, because then it's like, you know, have preconceived notions from watching them be dumb on TV.

Guys tend to be more stupid on TV than girls, I think. True. So true it's like, you know, have preconceived notions from watching them be dumb on TV. Guys tend to be more stupid on TV than girls. I think. True. True. But yeah, like let's just say from any past season, cause Lord knows they bring back people from, I mean,

look, Wells has been on for four years. All right. Okay. Not as of right now. No, no one. I don't think so.

What's your type, though? Like a celebrity crush or something, just so we can kind of figure it out. Yeah, give us a celeb crush. Ooh, okay. I really like the guy. So basic. I'm so sorry. The hot guy from Gossip Girl.

Chase Crawford or Ed Westwick? Chase Crawford. He's so freaking hot. Right? Not Penn Bagley? No. Not my type. He's the dork on that show.

Yeah, but now he's a murderer. Exactly. Now he's cool. Did you ever watch the show Chase did after Gossip Girl? I forget the name of it, but it was filmed up in Montana. Yes. It was only on one season.

Yes! I loved that show! It was only on one season. I liked it. I liked it. I liked it too. I love Chase Crawford. Good call. He's so hot. Super cute.

So if they can get like a good Chase Crawford on the beach, that'd be nice. I'll talk to Chris and see what he can do. Cool. Okay, so the show is called Your Favorite Thing. So we just talk about like what our favorite thing is, like whatever show we're binging, whatever music we like right now, whatever Instagram follows are funny or whatever. Do you have any favorite things right now?

I've been re-binging New Girl. I've never seen New Girl. You haven't? She's so good. I know. I've heard. Dude, Schmidt is hilarious. Nick is great.

You got anything else? I just got on Twitter right after the show ended. And I'm living for it. I didn't realize how funny Twitter was. Twitter is great, obviously. I'm obsessed. I think it's so underrated. People are like, Twitter's done. Who has Twitter? I love Twitter. It's so much less pressure

than Instagram. I just love it. Huge Twitter guy. Yeah, there's more trolls on Twitter, though, because I feel like it's more male-dominated. That is true. Speaking of Twitter, we asked on Twitter if people had questions for you.

I thought we'd rip through a couple of these. Are you down for that? Yeah. Are they nice? Well, there's a lot of mean ones, which we won't say. We won't encourage. Here's a good one from Madison Packer. What's one of your favorite memories from the show that never made it to TV?

Oh, okay. You know how they have on-camera suites and off-camera suites? Cassie and I got the on-camera suite, which was legitimately a honeymoon suite. It was incredible. Like the most beautiful, overlooking the ocean. We had our own pool, hot tub. That was in Thailand. And it was just Cassie and I in the house. We had our own pool, hot tub that was in Thailand. And it was just Cassie and I in the house. And it started pouring down rain,

no lightning, and not a single person was in the ocean. And we just like sprinted to the ocean. And we're like children, like spinning around, like enjoying the ocean and the pouring rain. We looked at each other and we're like, this is something we'll remember for the rest of our lives. Like this is just such a special moment. I feel like you guys fell in love. for the rest of our lives. Like, this is just such a special moment. I feel like you guys fell in love. I know.

But this is always what happens. People always leave the show with the best friendships they've ever found in their whole life, even if it doesn't work out for anybody. It's just like, I feel like that's what the show is really about. It's so funny to me. Yes.

And yeah, there's so many of those stories of her and I. All right. This question is from Samantha. Did you know that Cassie wasn't ready and not sure if she could get there with him? And how much does that hurt that you stood up for her? I kind of asked this question earlier, but did you know that she wasn't like 100% there? No, we did talk about it like slightly. And she felt sometimes like my relationship was a little bit more ahead of hers. We both kind of thought that I had a stronger relationship. And that's why maybe we were both surprised that I went home.

But I never thought like she wasn't ready. And I think she's getting too much flack for all of this BS. Because you're in this bachelor bubble. And you're only thinking about this one guy and like so consumed by it. And her dad just kind of popped that bubble and was like, hey, you know, there's a real world. This is your entire life after this. And she was, you know, she trusted her gut. And she realized, you know, maybe I'm not fully in love with him.

Her dad showing up to Portugal was the funniest Wild West shot ever. It was like. And then he walks into the door. someone like runs away and he comes in. That was pretty great. This is kind of a serious question, but Taylor McKay says, any advice to those of us that are trying to date after being the victim of sexual assault? Wow. Yeah, it's for me, it was really difficult. And I did the wrong thing and hopping into a relationship that was completely toxic. And it was the exact opposite of what I needed. The guy wasn't, he didn't understand what I had gone through and was very manipulative. And

it ended up being worse in my healing process. So I think it's taking time to yourself and not jumping into anything and just being open and upfront when you feel comfortable with what you've been through and seeing their response. And I think once you find that person who really can like make you feel safe the way that Colton made me feel safe or just be there, be able to listen and be able to be there through this, all of it. It was four years ago for me, but it's something that I still have. I'm still triggered by, I'm still, you know, dealing with know dealing with yeah yeah that's really good advice well dude you're a brave motherfucker um yeah i really enjoyed talking to you i've enjoyed watching you on tv i'm sad you're oh i get to see you tonight because it's women tell all tonight and are you on that this is a really good women tell all it is intense that's what i've heard

oh my gosh i thought there was going to be like physical people hitting each other at one point wow i'm excited i don't have cable i can't watch until tomorrow yeah well just watch my instagram stories brandi and you'll know what happened i have to like purposefully not watch your instagram nights because i can't watch the next day hey kaylin we want to be respectful of your time, so we'll let you go. But thank you so much for being on YFT. You're wonderful. And if I am bartending in Mexico, I do hope that you walk

down those stairs. What's your favorite drink? Just so I know. Oh, margaritas. All right. Rocks? Rocks. Salt? Yes. Always. All right. How about spicy? Do you like spicy margaritas? Yes, like jalapeno. Okay.

I got you, girl. Can you make that, Wells? I know you're not a great bartender. No, I can do spicy drinks. I can't do blended drinks. There's no blender down there. And like audio would hate me if I had one. I can ninja with you and you'd really impress people like that. I don't impress anyone doing anything down there.

All right, dude. Hey, thanks so much for being on the show. Thank you. anything. All right, dude. Hey, thanks so much for being on the show. And thank you. Yeah, you rock, dude. Yeah, you're awesome. Thank you guys. And you have great hair. Great fucking hair.

Oh, thank you. That's a favorite thing right there is the hair. All right. So good. All right. See you, dude. Bye. Well, what a lovely young lady.

Love her. Yeah. I got to say, man, not to be that guy, but like such a strong play to be like, I don't want to be the bachelorette. Oh, totally. I love that play, man. And yeah, and it's I'm like, I'm not surprised she's going with that play. Like, that's perfect for her. You know, you know,

like there's a part of me that's like, she was a beauty queen. So she's competitive like a hundred percent. So there's a part of it. That's like, no, I want them to want me to, I want them to think I'm the winner,

but I can see her being like, that was a lot. I understand that, that the show, it really just takes a lot out of you just from being on the girl's side. I can't even imagine being the only, you know, woman there and all the rest are men. So I can see her being like, you know what?

If I'm going to keep on doing these shows, I'll go do Paradise. That one's fun. There's very few people that come out of Paradise that are like, ugh, that was a miserable experience, you know? Right. So love her, man. Yeah, huge fan.

Huge, huge fan. I got some things, but I feel like the show is pretty much there. Do you want to close with some things? Sure, what you got? Bill Murray stories. Have you seen this documentary? No. So have you ever heard about these Bill Murray stories?

It'll be like a guy. I know a guy who knows a guy who was at McDonald's and he was eating French fries. And Bill Murray walked up, took one of his French fries, dipped it in ketchup, ate it, and then looked him right in the eye and said, no one's ever going to believe you. And then walked away. Yeah. There's a lot of these Bill Murray stories out there. And someone made a documentary about of these Bill Murray stories out there. And someone made a documentary about all the Bill Murray stories.

And they're crazy. Like him showing up at a sorority party and making fun of the girl's kitchen because it was just filled with like dishes in the sink. So him being like, you guys go have fun. And him doing all the dishes and then leaving without saying goodbye. Like showing up to karaoke parties and being like, hey, do you want to sing a song? Showing up to

like a dodgeball game and like playing with everybody. Like there's so many Bill Murray stories. They can't all be true. And then this guy just goes and basically gets the bottom of and finds out if they're real or not and are they real yes it was the most inspiring thing for me to watch that i've watched in a very long time because i'm sure it's so hard for bill murray to be bill murray right like to walk around and be arguably the funniest man in the world you know there's like it's like him and jerry seinfeld probably are the two like top funny guys and the way that he has gone about it isn't i'm going to hide away i'm not going to go out i'm going to shield myself from everybody else it's i'm going to like walk into life and strip away the like the weirdness of fame and like hey let me get a picture and uh let me get

an autograph and then just like insert myself into whatever you guys are doing and then it's no longer weird because i'm just hanging out with you guys really really cool they do this like really interesting thing where they talk about every movie that he's ever done he does this improv scene that's in like every movie where he is funny, but he's like kind of quoting like the Dalai Lama or Gandhi or something. So it's like funny, but still deep. The correlations to that and what he does in the real world, he goes into all these situations and meets all these people. Bill Murray's not even in this thing. It's just interviews of people who he interacted with. That's crazy everyone is like my life

is so much better because of this 15 minutes or this hour this two hours i spent with bill murray so like that this thing is he like tries to show everyone that like there's all this fun around us you just got to kind of like allow it to happen. So anyways, I cried like three times during the documentary. Dude, like I got a little teary eyed. Like it was so freaking good. I loved it. Wow. Great. Okay. Added. Bill Murray stories. Love it. You have anything else?

I have a least favorite thing. Oh yes. I love least favorites. It's all about you. Oh. I hate you. Why? Because, I can't even believe I'm going to call him my boyfriend, but that's what he is. Oh.

My boyfriend listened to our podcast last week. I feel very embarrassed. Why? And I'm scared to go back and listen to it. I don't know. It gives me anxiety. I hate you for making me talk about it. I'm sorry.

What were my first words? He doesn't have time to listen to this podcast. There's no one who's going to listen to this podcast. Oh, he listened. Thankfully, he was happy about the things I said. I can't believe it. Just because I feel like normally I get a bunch of shit for things I say on this show. We were very complimentary to him.

You guys were for sure. I just wasn't sure I was. Because, you know me, I'm very reserved. I don't like talking about myself and my personal life. And so I felt like I was on the podcast, like trying to like tell our little wife tears, you know, a little bit about my trip and a little bit about him without revealing too much and like invading his privacy. Yeah. And so when I heard that he listened to it, I was just scared a little bit that he,

that I didn't get across on the podcast, like how much I really do care about him. I think that I listen to it. Yeah. Okay. It comes across as you really do like him and care about him. Okay, good. That's because I just wasn't, I didn't, I wasn't sure. Like, I don't know.

No. I just, that's why I made a point to tell him like, when I'm on the podcast, I'm very professional. And normally Wells is the one that's unprofessional and talks about sex, a lot of stuff. But anyway, I just couldn't believe you listened to it. But thankfully, he liked it. Was he like, it was funny? You guys were hilarious. He was like, oh, yeah.

He was like, I didn't hear the episode, Sarah. Obviously, Sarah co-hosted. But he was like, I thought it was funny. Then, like, Wells talking about all their inside jokes and how that episode probably sucked because nobody understood all their inside jokes together or whatever. But he really liked you. He's excited excited to meet you all right well i'm sorry

if i made you feel uncomfortable but it's okay i guess i need to get over it but i just get so embarrassed don't be embarrassed i get embarrassed about having feelings wells i'm a nine on the enneagram we're not supposed to have feelings i don't know what that means but you're a dork these days i'm gonna make you take the Enneagram test. I took it. I told you. I'm whatever Caitlyn is. A three?

I'm going to actually make you research, though. No. Okay. You know what I was thinking about the other day? Do you know what the adult version of tricking a child into your, luring a child into your van with candy is? Offering someone a private bathroom. Wait, what?

I will literally trust anything someone says if they're like, hey, do you want to go to this private bathroom? What are you talking about, a private bathroom? We were at Harry Potter because Sarah's dad is Dumbledore. And, you know, you go to the normal, the bathrooms are really, really long. And of course, because like, we're there watching Sarah's dad, who's Dumbledore. There was like some, some guy I don't even know was like, Hey, let me take you to the private bathroom. And I'm like, fuck, yeah, let's go to the private bathroom. And then we're like going through like the bowels of the theater. And I'm like, you know what? This is definitely how someone gets kidnapped and murdered,

you know? And I was like, I'm like, I'm that kid being like, get in the van kid. I got some Tootsie rolls. And it was just all for a clean shitter, you know?

And all I'm saying. Well, and one, you don't have to wait for. Yeah, exactly. To all the serial killers out there. If you want to trick any of us,

our listeners are not down that path. If you want to trick any of us into some weird dungeon, just be like, hey, do you want to go to this private bathroom over here? I'm like, yes! Or just trick Wells, because from now on, I'm not going anywhere.

Exactly. I'm on my own. All right. I think Sarah and I are about to go to the Grush store because I want to cook dinner tonight. Cute. from now on I'm not going to exactly I'm on my own um alright I think Sarah and I are about to go to the Grush store because I want to cook dinner tonight

cute you guys are so cute and normal I know it's just adorable love it this is a fun show yeah

tell Mikael Hirschman I say hello he oh my god he dies that's what we call him on here yeah he like

I'm sure he secretly loves it at first he was like who is that but he loves Game of Thrones so then I sent him the picture and he was like, I look like that guy. I was like, yeah, you look like that guy. Yeah, you look.

Hey. Hey. Hey. All right. Brand, I miss you. Love you. And I'll see you next week. See you next week.

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