Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Camping, Devin, and a Surprise Guest!
Episode Date: September 11, 2024Wells and Brandi are LIVE and in-studio! Well not live really…but they will be live at their live show next week! Brandi drops some MAJOR Sorry We’re Stoned tea in Wells’ studio before Wells rec...aps his Montana camping adventures, including an unsettling hot air ballon ride. Plus, your hosts MUST share their thoughts on the very upsetting Bachelorette finale. Wells gets a FaceTime from Sarah and we get the scoop on all of her favorite things before Wells shares his thoughts on man purses, plane boners, and more. Favorite things mentioned: The Bachelorette (ABC) I’m Afraid (Dawn’s Song Of Fears) by Sara Bareilles The Perfect Couple (Netflix) Tell Me Lies (Hulu) The Terror (AMC) English Teacher (FX and Hulu) Untold: The Murder of Air McNair (Netflix) Children of Men (Apple)  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!  Fiji Water: Visit your local retailer to pick up some FIJI Water today for your next backyard party, beach or pool day, hike, or even your home office. It’s not just water. It’s FIJI Water. Article: Go to ARTICLE.COM/YFT for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more Schedule35: Get 15% Off with code YFT at Schedule35.co  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856! This podcast is brought to you by Podcast NationÂ
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Are those some Birkenstocks that you're wearing?
These are, uh, they're like
knockoff Birkenstocks. Knockoff Birks.
But I have some real Birks. I know.
The closed-toed ones.
That's what I'm wearing. I know.
They look better on you than they do on me. Really?
I think so. I noticed that
and I was like, oh, hers look cute. Mine look stupid.
Mine are like the light brown ones.
Yeah. Everybody has those, so I went with the dark brown. Mine are like the light brown ones. Yeah. Everybody has those.
So I went with the dark brown.
Yeah.
I like to be dead.
We should start with this.
What the fuck is happening here?
Brandy's in the studio.
I can hear that without even putting headphones on.
Yeah.
Listen, you knew what we were going to do.
I don't even need them.
You don't even need them.
Nah.
This is the last episode before we have our live show.
I know.
Not really, though.
We're going to record another one.
Oh, yeah, you're going to come over.
That's a lie.
Yeah, but that is a lie.
It's a straight lie.
Nothing that we said was true.
But I guess the fact of the matter is that this is the week before the live show.
It is.
Which, by the way, you never told me if we opened up more tickets.
We can't.
I just found out today that we can't.
Okay.
If we want to have any guest list.
I don't care.
I need to have my sister come.
Yeah, see, you said you needed some guest spots.
One person.
Okay, well, we'll talk about it.
It seems to me like opening up more tickets is a no-go,
but we would need to do a second show, but we've talked about that.
All right, well, we'll talk about it later.
Yeah.
Anyways, well, it's good to see you.
Yeah, same.
I feel like I haven't been here in a while.
I know.
Where you been?
Where have I not been?
You know?
Dude, your mom came out of you right there.
Where have I not fucking been, Wells?
I just live on the road these days.
I live out of my very fancy Ramo suitcase, and I...
But this is kind of your life.
This is...
Yeah.
You're a traveling musician.
I know. I know.
What did you expect?
I don't know.
What are you hoping for?
I don't know.
Why are you here?
I'm here to see my mother, to record Sorry We're Stoned.
I guess I can tease it because we kind of teased it this week on our episode.
But we're going to do a rebrand of the podcast.
What's it going gonna be now uh we're
gonna change the name which is a little hurtful to me because i feel like i helped come up with it
you did you did um i can't say why we're changing the name quite yet i feel like i should like wait
and save that for the podcast but um it's now gonna be called sorry Sorry We're Cyrus. Yeah, that works. It works.
We didn't want to depart too far from what we had
because we liked it.
Yeah.
And it's got a nice ring to it and all that.
Yeah, it's still kind of like alliteration
even though it's different letters, but it is though.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
So that's what we're going with.
So we recorded some new episodes today,
which is exciting.
And got to see my mom.
Haven't seen her in a month.
We record some more tomorrow and then I'm out of here.
I've been to Vegas twice in the past week.
Jesus.
You should just get a house there.
Too much.
No,
no.
I don't,
I don't care if I had like the amount of shows I couldn't live in Vegas.
Yeah.
Couldn't do it.
It's like one night at the hotel is good.
And then it's gotta be hot there.
So fucking hot.
It's so fucking hot here.
Dude.
I know it's not any hotter there than here right now.
I know we're at some problem, but next week it's gonna be like 75 beautiful, but I won't hot here. Dude, I know. It's not any hotter there than here right now. I know. It's a problem.
But next week it's going to be like 75.
Beautiful.
But I won't be here.
Yeah.
So yeah, just, you know, living my best Vegas life.
Going back to Vegas next week in case anyone happens to be there on the 20th.
I'll be there.
Fun.
I do feel that a break is in sight.
I feel like in October, when the weather gets cooler,
things start slowing down.
People stop partying so much.
Cuffing season is upon us.
And it's just like the holidays
are near. So does this mean that
you're going to take a break? I'm just thinking
work's going to slow down. It always does.
Yeah, but are you booked out
the next month anyways? Well, like September
is crazy. But then like starting in October I'm less busy. I have less shows, yeah but are you booked out to the next month anyways well like september's crazy yeah but
then like starting in october i'm less busy okay i have less shows more time at home that's always
how it is so i try never to complain about being so busy in the summer because then in the winter
i'm bored you know and i'm like i need to work i'm poor so it's like the end is in sight i'm
not complaining about working because you know yeah i'm gonna be slowing down i feel like october i'm gonna try to slow it down too yeah see yeah what are you slowing down exactly you don't need to be complaining about working because, you know. Yeah. I'm going to be slowing down. I feel like October I'm going to try to slow it down too.
Yeah, see.
Yeah.
What are you slowing down exactly?
You don't do much.
Excuse me, ma'am.
I have filmed two TV shows this year.
And I just got back from a.
Golf, would you say?
No.
Oh.
I went full Brandeis-Iras.
Oh, what'd you do?
I went, did some camping in Montana.
You did?
Was it on fire?
No.
Montana?
Oh, I heard Missoula's on fire.
Where were you?
I was in Yellowstone.
Haven't you been to the under canvas in Yellowstone?
I have, it's amazing.
Yeah.
I loved it.
Did you do West Yellowstone or North?
West.
That's my favorite one.
Yeah, we flew into this cute little airport.
It's about the size of a shoebox.
What's it called?
Yellowstone West Airport.
Not Bozeman?
Not Bozeman.
Oh, I haven't been to that airport.
Tiny little airport.
Cute.
A brand promotion with Yellowstone Bourbon, which.
Oh, yeah.
Fantastic.
So it was me and Dean and Kaylin.
And then do you remember Julianne Huff's ex-husband oh who she
married to he was a hockey player named brooks like he's at this travel company now oh he was
in charge of it and it was so weird because it was like i'm just buddies with him you know all
of a sudden i'm like wait a second brooks is on is on all these emails and stuff. Then come to find out, he's the one
who set the whole thing up.
That's cool. It was so
freaking awesome. Let me tell you what we did.
I'd love to hear.
I'm a 40-year-old man.
When you say it like that,
well... It's not making it any less true.
But I
realized this year, I went to
Yosemite and Yellowstone for the first time wow
that's what i'm saying like what have i been doing with my life have you been doing fucking around
man have you been to any other national parks yeah okay i've been to estes okay i've been to
have you done any of the ones moab okay yeah arches okay so you've seen some things yeah
all of big sur is like yeah like a national park I've done.
The Sierras.
I don't know what the, I don't know what's called.
Not sure.
But anyways, so we fly into this cute little airport.
It's a cute little, it's a, Q's a button.
Love.
Tiny little thing.
We get in there.
This big bus comes and picks us up.
We go to Under Canvas.
Never done that.
It's amazing.
Fantastic.
Yep.
And if you don't know what Under Canvas is, basically it's it's glamping it's glamping you have your own yurt effectively
it's a tent it's a big tent but it's like a plush comfortable king-size bed yes with great linens
yes a hot shower yes a toilet yes and a little fireplace to keep you warm yeah but you probably
didn't need that this time of year no we did yeah it's really cold tonight and that was the one thing that like if you don't
want to be cold yeah that's tough because you gotta start your own fire someone can come do it
but yeah they can but when i was there when it was cold i made my ex get up every fucking hour
oh yeah that's the thing so that's the thing is that like I would fall asleep and then at four o'clock in the morning,
I'd be like, oh my God, it is zero degrees in this thing.
Yeah.
And I don't want to get out of bed to start it again.
Well, I made him do it.
I know.
But so I had the first night I did that.
And then finally the second night I was like, no, we're going to build the hottest fire
we possibly can.
Yep.
And then I'm going to put socks on.
Yep.
And a beanie on.
Yep.
And sleep through the night.
Yeah.
So if you don't like cold, that's an issue.
Yeah.
I like sleeping in the cold.
So.
Yeah.
But there's a threshold.
There is.
Yeah.
But like how cold are we talking that it was?
Like 50s?
No, I think it got down to like the 30s.
Really?
Yeah.
Maybe low 40s and high 30s.
Anyway, it was cold.
So then the first day we went to see Old Faithful. Very cool. And
then the other things that, you know, there's like this one big pool that's like. The Grand
Prismatic Spring. Grand Prismatics. Very cool. It's very cool. It's honestly one of my favorite
things in Yellowstone. I mean, like the colors. Yeah, it's sickening. I'm not even on psilocybin.
Yeah. I'm not even on S35 psilocybin mushrooms that we promote.
You know?
Yeah.
This is just nature.
I know.
It's so cool.
I really liked Old Faithful.
A lot of people were like.
It's not my favorite.
I was like, how interesting is this whole thing?
It's fine.
And it's just amazing that like it goes every 90 minutes effectively.
Yeah.
So yeah, it chooched up a big old geyser and then it's just nothing but a lot of ejaculation jokes, you know?
Yep.
Just a lot of like, oh my God, it's coming all over us.
It's like being at the Bellagio.
Wow.
So then we go back, we have this amazing dinner. And of course, everything is being, you know, being, we're drinking a ton of-
Bourbon.
Yellowstone bourbon, which is delicious, by the way.
And it's actually owned by a Beam,
someone from like the Jim Beam family.
So that's cool.
It has a huge history.
It's been around since like the 1850s or whatever.
Then we went and sat and roasted marshmallows.
Cute.
And had fun.
Also at horseback riding the first day.
Okay.
In the park?
No, closer to like Bozeman, I think, actually. Had fun. Also at horseback riding the first day. Okay. In the park? No.
Closer to like Bozeman, I think, actually.
I rode on a mule.
Love.
Named Sally.
Cute.
And here's the thing.
Remember when I was on Paradise and I had to ride the donkey?
Yeah, I do.
And I was like, this donkey was awesome.
Big donkey guy over here.
And a mule is just a donkey and a horse together, right?
True, yep.
And I've never really liked horses. They've always scared me a little bit.
Interesting.
Well, they hurt people. They can.
People hurt people.
Very true. But they're empaths.
They can sense someone's feelings and then they kind of like project that back
to you. So if you're scared of horses,
they're going to be scared of you. I am a mule guy.
Yeah, they're so sweet.
I didn't do a goddamn thing on this mule.
This mule just did her...
She just stayed on the ass of the horse in front of her.
What a cutie. I mean, she tried to eat
a little bit. They were like, don't let her meet.
And I was like, I gotta let her eat, man.
She deserves it. She's killing it over
here. But there was a girl that
the horse fell and then she fell.
And that's what's scary because that's how you can break your neck yeah but you can break your neck in a car accident
very true i'm just saying that's what scares me i'm saying you can't can't live in fear wells
yeah anyways i love that that was great um and then we went whitewater rafting i've always wanted
to do that i've never done it awesome experience okay i've done it before you've never been white
or rafting like anywhere never oh you gotta Oh, you got to do it. I know.
I feel like I would love it.
I had so much fun doing that.
That was probably my favorite thing.
How many people were in one raft?
Like a bunch?
Between four and five.
Oh, that's not too many.
No, yeah.
That's nice.
But you got to work, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
And then we went on a hot air balloon ride.
And I got to say, I was really excited about going on a hot air balloon ride.
I was.
But it's very unsettling.
Yeah, I don't love it.
Very unsettling.
Yeah, I've done it once or twice.
You have?
When I was young, like my dad would be like, let's go on a hot air balloon ride.
It's like, I don't need to do that ever again.
I'm like, should I be tethered into anything here, you know?
You're just in this wicker basket.
I don't like it.
I'm going to fucking fall out of this thing.
I know it.
And that's the whole time you're up there.
You're just like, I'm going to fall.
I'm going to fall.
I'm going to fall.
But they did a crazy thing where they took us up and then they took us down to the river
and then took us all the way down almost to the water.
And then we went up along a tree and then hit a tree.
And they're like, grab a pine cone.
And I'm like, this seems dangerous.
Yeah.
Pine cone could pop the balloon or something don't know and also it is they're always like you know
you go early in the morning like it's gonna be cold let me tell you when it's blowing that fucking
jet stream up there you get hot real fast and every time you're having a conversation
having a conversation like this you're like oh fuck
why is that funny
because it's so true
it's so true
and then we had one night where the guy
told us all the history
of Yellowstone bourbon
which was fun
we got drunk you know
so did you stay under canvas the whole time?
Yeah.
Cute.
I had the best time ever.
Highly recommend.
Yeah.
Should we start the show?
Yep.
Go for it.
You're a guest in my house.
Bros and hoes,
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah, I would hope so.
I think it'll be all right.
Or maybe I should just bring an iPad with some sounds on it.
Or should I just bring it? I think just bring it. Okay. We can text Brandon and see if it'll work, right or maybe i should just bring an ipad with some sounds on it or should i just bring it let me just bring it okay we can text brandon and see if it'll work but yeah it
should be all right okay you know we for the entire season of bachelorette we were on it every step of
the way i know and the one week we couldn't really be on on it because it was a live show, we got burned. We did. We have got to talk about
this finale.
I texted you. I was so upset.
By the way, I have DirecTV.
Do you have DirecTV? Comcast, I think.
Okay. So there's some feud
between Disney and DirecTV, which means
I can't get anything that Disney is.
That means it's ABC. That means it's
ESPN. Are you serious? Yes.
So watching it was so difficult i had like a law i
had to wait i couldn't watch that night i had to watch the next day so i could log into my hulu and
watch it anyways disney direct tv get your shit together damn okay should you just switch to
comcast i mean you're basically an abc employee i gotta call some guy out here yeah i'll tell you
what i'm about three seconds away from going to YouTube TV.
Should we do that?
Is that the play?
That's what like Dean and Kayla were saying they do
and I was like,
hmm, okay.
Maybe.
Okay.
I feel betrayed
by my own discernment of people.
Yeah.
I wish I had-
Devin really fooled me.
I wish I had stuck with my guns.
I know, right?
Because I was right about him.
You were right in the very beginning.
Yeah.
He fooled me.
I know. Yep. The After the Final Rose my guns i know right because i was right right in the very beginning yeah he fooled me i know
yep the after the final rose was one of the most hardest to watch two hours of television
i've ever seen and not like in a great way either like just in a bad way here's the problem though
everybody was talking about it yeah i know which is they want. So we're kind of rewarding them for it being terrible.
I get that.
What was the worst part of it for you?
The worst part of it for me was them making Jen watch back the proposal next to the fucker that screwed her over.
Yeah, I know that you have to watch it.
I don't think I could have.
I think I would have had to get up.
Yeah.
I don't think I could have sat there next to him knowing like what he'd just been done.
And like, it's just, it's just torture.
Jessie says something like, are you ready to watch this?
And she says, I don't have a choice.
She's like, do I have a choice?
Which makes it seem like you don't want to watch this.
No, I know.
Would you want to watch it?
I would fucking not want to watch it.
I'd say fucking burn it.
Yeah, for her, I'm sure.
No. it i would fucking not want to watch it i'd say fucking burn it yeah for her i'm sure no i feel
like it used to be everything that they the show did was to protect the lead and it felt like they
stopped doing that and i don't like that i know and i feel bad for her because it became very
evident that no one on the show thought she was going to be the bachelorette. I know.
And being the first Asian American to be the bachelorette, like, and this ending, it just felt like we could have done better.
She deserved better, honestly.
Yeah.
I didn't like that.
But what's, like, what's so frustrating about it is I do feel like there were a handful of good guys there.
Yeah.
Classic storyline.
Like, the good guys get sent home.
Yeah. You know? handful of good guys there yeah classic storyline like the good guys get sent home yeah you know i mean obviously grant our golden boy was amazing yeah now they're like making tiktoks like together
and stuff i know but like there i do think there were no no not grant sorry um jonathan oh jonathan
yeah i do think he was a good guy too too. Grant, obviously, great guy. I also really- Is he a great guy, or is he just-
Super hot?
The best of a bad-
No, I think he seems like a good guy.
Is he the cleanest piece of shit on a large dump of men?
Yeah, but he seems so sweet.
He does, for sure.
I'm just saying, I feel like this group of guys was so comically bad that-
Does he just look great just by proxy?
I don't know.
I guess time will tell, right?
Like, we'll see.
I also really thought, I don't remember his name.
The tall guy.
He's a little dorky.
Yeah.
He made it to hometowns and then got sent home.
Yeah, I know who you're talking about.
What's his name?
Jeremy.
Jeremy.
I feel like Jeremy was a sweetheart.
I agree.
And it did seem like, at first I questioned their connection,
but then at hometowns I was like,
oh, I actually like really genuinely think he enjoys her.
And yeah, and likes her.
Anyway, I just, it's just frustrating
when you're like seeing a girl make the wrong choices.
And I think I was just so happy to see her send home
the fucking, what's the fucking? Sam. the sams but but sam he wasn't wrong but he was also
so wrong yeah did you see there was kind of some backlash between sam and then that other guy's
brother the twin brother yes they were like oh i guess we were right or whatever. Yeah. And that's like not,
not maybe the right time to do that.
My guy,
but also funny.
Like I,
if I was that guy,
I probably would feel very vindicated by it,
but yeah,
maybe not the best time.
So I don't know.
I do think there were probably a couple of good ones in there,
but overall I think like you said,
it's just evident that they were kind of being told it would be Daisy or
Maria.
Yeah.
It wasn't. And that just really sucks for sucked for jen it's not fair the other thing i didn't like
either was like jesse's like cut away the audience of people who knew what happened to the brother
like how you feel and he's like not pretty pretty fucking good right now jess yeah and it's like
what's going on i know it's like everyone knows but us and and us is the audience yeah it
just feels weird it was weird and it felt very clunky like i don't nothing about it was smooth
to me no it was weird and it's just like it's so fucking nuts like there i also feel like devon had
so many outs yeah along the way like there were so many moments where he could have easily been like,
like, I think the big one there was like towards the end where he was like, I've said, I love you
to her. I'm not hearing it back. I'm not sure. You know, I can't, I'm, I'm freaking out. That
was your time to exit and get out of it. You know what I mean? Like it was teed up for you to just
leave and it not be on you. And instead you stayed, said a bunch of lies,
pretended to be somebody you're not, presented to a lover and then came home and treated her like
shit. No. The following of Maria is a fucked up thing. Yep. Right. Yep. And how do you do that
and not know it's going to become this thing? Like, are you dumb? Devin seems like a lot of
things, but he doesn't seem dumb to me. I know's like what were you thinking i think i think it's so incredibly fucked up me too
yeah like and you know that there's like drama with between them because she went you know maria
went on someone's podcast and was like yeah it's supposed to be me and then maria and then
jen stopped following her i think you know which i I didn't love the way that that all went down.
Oh, my God.
Like, Devin is terrible.
Yep.
Right?
Mm-hmm.
Who goes to Paradise?
I don't think they should let him in.
I don't know.
I like people that go to Paradise.
They can just get fucking burned there.
I do, too.
But it's, like, rewarding someone for being shitty.
This happens a lot in Paradise, where girls will have a united front and be like, fuck this guy.
We are all collectively going to be mean to this guy.
This happened before.
That's what they should do.
I feel like that's what's going to happen.
Yeah.
Do you think he'll go?
He's an idiot if he goes.
Yeah.
I don't know what really what else to say other than like, ew.
Mm-hmm.
Ew.
I know.
It was hard to watch.
It was, like I said, I texted you and i was like are you fucking watching yeah
because this is bad yeah i don't know it was all it also sucks because she had this i'm gonna get
i'm gonna get down on one knee i know you know and then it's like oh good and also you can spit it out however you want but all that
was left was Devin Marcus
he got out of there
I don't think Marcus should have stuck around as long as
he did I don't think so either
I just think it was a bunch of guy
of subpar dudes I know
remember when they announced Grant really early
and it was like we need to get casting
maybe this is a like we need
to do better with casting
that's the vibe
that i'm now getting but isn't the bachelor always set up a little better to where like because of
the timing of it don't the girls usually know who the bachelor is going to be when they're signing
up for the show but for some for whatever reason with the timing i feel like yeah the men never
know who the bachelorette is until later i mean i didn't know it was gonna be jojo until you didn't
know no they announced it like two days before we started filming oh and we're in the hotel i'm glad
that season's over yeah i mean i'll watch the bachelor are you gonna watch the golden bachelorette
i don't know i know and i was the one who wanted joan i know i love joan i know but i just like
don't know if i have an enemy right now i know that's sad yeah and like there's football on now oh
jeez who gives a fuck i do well let's talk about other things we can watch okay you got some
things bro you know i don't oh dude i got some things but there's a new series out called the
perfect couple uh-huh have you seen that no perfect stranger perfect couple yeah the perfect
couple perfect couple i'm really excited about that when one lavish wedding ends in a disaster
before it can even begin with a body discovered in nantucket harbor just hours before the ceremony
everyone in the wedding party is suddenly a suspect okay a murder mystery with Nicole Kidman, Liev Schreiber,
and Hugh Hewson.
But it also looks like
Sarah is FaceTiming us.
Should we let her in?
I was like, what is that noise?
Hi.
Are you recording?
I am recording.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to bed.
You have a stuffed nose.
I have had a stuffed nose.
Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. Hi, Brandy. Hi, Sarah. I had a stuffed nose i have had a stuffed nose oh i'm sorry okay hi brandy hi sarah i had
a stuffed nose for like a month and it finally went away it's so annoying yeah it's the most
annoying thing well you're on the show right now do you want to say um any of your favorite things
i'm in the middle of watching selling sunset right now okay i finished girls five eva everyone watch it's on netflix okay girls five eva also peacock
i'm assuming my favorite song i'm afraid from girls five of a song by sarah boralis is this
an old show yes okay but you should play the song for the wife two years okay they don't already
know it you should play it now because i want to hear your reaction. Okay. At least like the first few bars.
At least like, let's say like 16 bars.
Okay, I got a lot of electronics happening right now.
You really do.
I'm sorry, Wife Tears, to throw such a wretch at your...
You know, it keeps them on their toes, I think.
But I really think that I really want to see
Wells' face of appreciation for such a beautiful,
well-written, meaningful song.
I can't wait.
I'm so blessed that I'm sitting here in person to look at the expression that I get to see.
Oh my God, you're there in person.
Yeah.
Hey, girl.
I'm so sorry you had to deal with that heat wave.
Oh my God, it's fucking terrible. Oh. I'm so sick of being hot. It that heat wave. Oh, my God. It's fucking terrible.
Oh.
I'm so sick of being hot.
It's hot everywhere I go.
Is it hot in Nashville?
Nashville is hot.
Vegas is hot.
Idaho is hot.
It's all hot.
LA is like Vegas hot right now.
Yeah, it is.
Truly.
I'm afraid of heights, afraid of trying.
I'm afraid I might have been a little stupid to write this song. Aw, Sarah. I might thrive under Scientology I'm afraid that after I die
Someone will have sex with my dead body
And be like
Yeah, me too
Not worth it
I'm afraid I could raise a son
Who'd get radicalized on Reddit
Or that he'll back to the future
And I'll think he's hot And I'm afraid No. And I'm afraid that on Ancestry.com I might find out I have a bunch of half siblings and they want to be in my life.
I'm afraid that if I got an awful disease, I wouldn't be brave.
I'd just be a bitch and be mean.
Okay.
I did not know what I was expecting to get there, but that was fantastic.
You're welcome. You're welcome.
Yeah, that's the best thing we've done on the show so far.
Definitely.
It's the best. It's the best song. I've started to memorize it.
And Weston, one of the puppeteers in Little Shop of Horrors, and I sing it all the time. There's this part where she's like, I'm afraid that if I hold a baby,
I'll lose control of my arms
and throw it up into the ceiling fan.
Can I control my arms?
You got to make Dan learn that song
so at holiday parties you guys can sing it.
Oh, yeah.
That'll be a great one to surprise people with it oh yeah that'll be a great one to surprise
people yeah that'll be a good one uh it's so so funny so just these are a few of my favorite
things i'm afraid from girls five of a girls five of a selling sunset is like so dramatic and now
i'm i'm starting to get tired of them yelling at each other so i think i'm gonna put on hunchback of not for dom
oh nice well we were just talking about this new show that brandy was suggesting called the perfect
couple on netflix with nicole kidman i almost i almost started watching that today and i was like
i'm not in the mind space to appreciate fine art before we let you go,
do you have anything you want to say about the Bachelorette finale?
I was asked this today.
You don't have to answer it.
I just think Jen deserves the world.
Yeah.
Same.
That's kind of what we said.
She just deserves the world.
And it's fucked.
Yeah.
It's super fucked.
And I think there should be an apology issued by certain people
yes okay that's what i think that's an exclusive because i gave a very uh political answer yeah
yeah earlier today all right well are you going to bed yes i'm going to i'm going to try to go
okay well i love you so much i love you so much I love you too Sarah
hey Brandy let's go horseback riding together
since Wells only likes to ride mules
oh yeah Wells was telling me about how he's like not a horse guy
big mule guy
he's never really said to me like I don't like horses
but that was the vibe I was getting and I'm just hurt
well here's the thing
he didn't really say to me that he didn't really vibe with horses
until after we got married
and that would have been a really bad vibe right like that's something you need to know ahead of time have i ever not gotten on a horse with you
yeah but you just like sucked it up you didn't tell me you don't vibe with horses i vibe with
mules i'm a mule guy gosh it's so indicative of our personalities yeah i was like i really like
this animal and i was like, I really like this animal.
And I was like, why are mules different than horses?
And they're like, well, they are a little more stubborn and they do not forget,
whereas horses will forget and forgive.
And I was like, oh, it's a Taurus.
No wonder we're kindred spirits.
No wonder.
Yeah, I know how that works.
It's a Taurus, which is a horse.
And we're in touch.
We feel the vibes and if we feel like you don't like us we're like okay you can fuck right off then yeah
true yeah well sarah we can go riding come to nashville and and ride that would be fun i wish
you were coming with wells next week i know you know i, you know, duty calls. I'll be at the shop.
I'll be down on Skid Row.
Duty calls.
Only three more weeks left.
Yeah.
Why have tears?
If you want to go see Sarah in Little Shop, you are running out of time.
Mm-hmm.
September 29th is our last performance.
Yeah.
And I will be there.
Mm-hmm.
Cute.
Yeah.
All right.
If you want to meet me.
If you want to meet me and don't give a shit about meeting the star of the show, Sarah Hyland, then that is the day that you should go.
Wow.
All right.
I love you.
Have fun, guys.
Love you both.
See you.
Well, that was very funny.
That was great.
It's a great little interlude we got there.
Interlude.
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Code YOURFAVORITETHING. Do it. I do want to watch a show, The Perfect Couple.
So that's a good suggestion.
I've got a couple things.
I have one more thing, actually.
Oh, okay, go.
I like how when you actually have things,
you want to get them out immediately.
Because I'll forget is the problem.
Fair enough.
My short term memory.
I mentioned that Tell Me Lies was coming back.
Yeah.
Boy, oh boy, is it so fucking good.
Yeah.
So season two is back.
I think there's three episodes out,
man.
Steven is a real piece of shit.
He and Devin should be friends.
Honestly,
you know,
it's like,
we're there.
Um,
he just,
man,
in the spoiler alert,
I guess it's like,
I'm not really that big of a spoiler.
It's just like,
it was like a big moment for me.
Like he comes and she's, um, you know, you know, Lucy's just obviously still like has feelings for
him. And she's trying to like flirt with this other guy who's like giving her attention. And
he has the fucking audacity to come over and sit next to her and embarrass her in front of this
guy and be like, you know, I know I really hurt you and embarrassed you and, you know, made you
feel like you were just like less than.
And like sang a lesson in front of this guy she's trying to like flirt with.
Just the biggest piece of fucking selfish shit you've ever seen.
Makes you really hate the guy.
But the season's really good.
I think it's just as good as season one.
If not, maybe a little better.
But I'm loving it.
So if you guys haven't seen Tell Me Lies on Hulu, I think it's a must watch.
Tell me lies.
Tell me sweet little lies.
Tell me, tell me lies.
Let's do it back.
Great.
Oh Lord, no, I can't disguise.
Have you started watching The Terror?
No, what is that?
It is a story about these crazy,
they were trying to find the Northwest Passage
from like England over to like China.
And so they're like going through the ice
and they get stuck.
And then they get like terrorized by a polar bear.
Oh.
And there's like supernatural stuff that happens.
And they get sick from like bad tin food.
It is so good.
Oh, wow.
I am obsessed with it.
Okay.
Supernatural, semi-historical, horror anthology series.
Semi-historical.
Where each season is inspired by a different, infamous, or mysterious real-life historic tragedy.
Terror, the terror, based on true events.
On AMC.
But I'm also, I've been watching it on Netflix.
Okay.
Cast is great, too. Do you remember the show Chernobyl? You know, I've been watching it on Netflix. Okay. Cast is great too.
Do you remember the show Chernobyl?
You know, I never watched that whole show.
Oh, that was so good.
Was it great?
I think I watched like the first few and then I was, I fell off.
I fell off.
I don't know.
Oh my God.
I don't know.
One of my favorites ever.
Anyways, the main guy from Chernobyl, like the scientist, Jared Harris, he's the lead
in this and he's so good.
And then also a guy from Outlander is in it.
Did you watch Outlander?
I watched a lot of it and then I remember he got raped.
Ew.
And I was like, okay.
Don't love that.
Tobias Menzies, who's in Outlander, he's in it as well.
Anyways, The Terror is fantastic.
Okay.
I'm only like halfway through it, but I love it. Sweet.
I've been watching it on the planes.
And the other one that I've got that I really
really like, and I think it might be
the next big
comedy, is a show
on FX and Hulu
called English Teacher. Okay.
It follows Evan, a gay high
school English teacher,
and his coworkers
as they try to balance the demands
of the students and their parents.
English Teacher,
original series on FX and Hulu.
So the lead is this guy
who I've been following randomly enough
on Instagram
named Brian Jordan Alvarez.
And he like does all these different characters
that I think are hilarious.
Okay.
Like he does one character where like he pretends to be a Latin American pop singer and he like sing
their songs are good but they like don't make any sense anyways I like found this guy and I was like
this guy's so funny I love him and then then I was like oh my god he got a tv show so I started
watching it the first episode is amazing okay okay first all, so it's Gen Z, right? So it's all these kids with phones.
He plays this guy named Evan, who's the English teacher, who's openly gay.
He's like in trouble because the kids saw him kiss his boyfriend in school.
And so a mother wrote a complaint to the student body board to be like,
you need to fire him.
This is unacceptable for him to do this in front of kids.
But then you also find out that the kid turned out to be gay and so she's like blaming him for like turning the kid gay that's probably a real life probably issue because if it was a guy
kissing his girlfriend probably nothing would could come of it right right so like they have
that issue and they're like the p the p.e fucking hilarious. And you like, you can tell the character is like Republican,
like,
you know,
like MAGA,
like kind of crazy,
but they're all friends.
And like,
so he says things that like the PT teacher says things like you probably
aren't supposed to say,
but he's coming at it from like a,
like a really nice place.
Like he really does like,
like his friend who's a gay guy.
And so he like tries to come and help him, but he makes things worse, but he makes things better. Anyways, I feel like it's going to be one of those things does like, like his friend who's a gay guy. And so he like tries to come and help him,
but he makes things worse,
but he makes things better.
Anyways,
I feel like it's going to be one of those things of like,
it's going to be having to deal with a lot of these issues that we're having
to deal with.
Like there's one scene where the kids in PE want the PE teacher to explain
what non-binary is.
And so the PE teacher asks the gay english teacher if he
could come do it because he doesn't want to do it and so he comes there and he starts explaining it
and then he realizes all the kids are like filming him and they're like oh my dude you guys are
filming me and they're like well no we wanted the pe teacher to do it because we knew that he'd say
some dumb shit and it'd go viral and he's like i knew it that's why i got evan and it's so funny
that is funny.
Anyways, I really like it.
Again, the English teacher.
Okay.
Check it out.
I feel like it's going to be like the next Parks and Rec.
Okay.
It's got that vibe to me.
I like that.
I got to tell you, Brandy.
Tell me.
I discovered something recently.
Okay.
I bought myself basically a purse, a man purse. Oh.
You know one of those, it kind of goes across your front it's like a it's like a fanny pack but it goes kind of across your shoulder
yes belt bag yes belt bag i got one for traveling and oh my god it's pretty great huh now i get why
you guys all have purses i know how wonderful you get to put all your shit in there it's pretty great, huh? Now I get why you guys all have purses. I know. How wonderful.
You get to put all your shit in there.
It's pretty good.
I was in Yosemite.
Oh, yeah.
I had Aquifer.
Yep.
I had nasal spray.
Yep.
I had Chapstick.
Yep.
I had my wallet, my phone, charging cables, a charging thing in case I got a little low.
Yeah.
And my pockets were easy breezy, beautiful cover girl.
Nothing in there.
Man, I don't care if it does look a little effeminate and I look like a girl wearing a purse.
I don't care anymore.
You don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck, man.
Yep.
You guys got something there.
It's pretty good.
It's great.
And now I'm like, I love this so much now.
Because I got a cheap one on Amazon.
Now you want a nice one.
Yeah, I'm like, well.
Maybe like a Louis Vuitton.
Maybe.
If you're going to say it, say it with your chest.
That's right.
Just wanted everyone to know that.
If you see me with a purse on, it's not Sarah's.
It's mine.
Right.
And I'm fine with it.
Okay, great.
You know?
Yep.
I also watched a documentary.
You might appreciate this because you were in Nashville at the time.
Do you remember Steve McNair getting murdered?
Sort of.
So he was the quarterback for the Tennessee Titans.
Uh-huh.
I think I was pretty young when this happened.
Right?
I think it was like 2002.
Yeah, so I was in high school.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This documentary tracks the rise of legendary nfl quarterback steve mcnair and the
perplexing details surrounding his shocking murder in 2009 so college later it's on netflix you kind
of hope that there's gonna be some kind of crazy twist and there really isn't uh but it is pretty
interesting to watch it all back okay yeah it's just sad yeah you know but that's what happens
i mean it's not what happened but he was cheating on his wife
and you know his mistress
can't have a mistress don't be cheating
hoes yeah no mistresses
no oh I also watched
an old like end of the world movie that I liked
a lot that I'd never seen for some reason
but it's so good which one?
Children of Men never heard of it
it's got Clive Owen
what inspired you to watch that?
I saw a TikTok that was like,
if you like end of the world movies,
here are some of the best.
And like two of them I haven't seen.
And I was like, okay, I want to go watch that.
You're like 11 end of the world movies.
I love an apocalyptic movie.
If anyone knows anything about me,
it's that I love apocalyptic movies.
True.
One was Children of Men.
The other one was Rover or The Rover.
So I'm gonna watch The Rover next.
But this one was great.
Yeah.
In 2027, a chaotic world in which women
have somehow become infertile.
A former activist agrees to help transport
a miraculously pregnant woman to a sanctuary at sea.
Children of Men.
It's pretty great.
What's also crazy is that 2027, when this takes place, is in a couple years.
It's pretty crazy.
But yeah, Clive Owen.
And you know who else is in it?
Julianne Moore.
Love her.
Michael Caine is in it.
I know it's old, but it's good.
It's okay.
So check it out.
Yeah.
Nice guy on 2006, yeah.
Do you remember when I talked about how i got boners on airplanes and i thought it was because of the
air pressure changes yeah i do regularly recall and i was like this was years ago this was early
in the yft okay and i was like first i thought everyone got this and then it came to light that
like no that's not a thing at all my guy and everyone i told was like no dude boners
i'm like you get every and you know what nothing has changed by the way i still am rock hard wow
every flight it's great to know so i just wanted to say one thing okay i found some information
did you and i want to bring this all back around. I actually, I mean, I saw a TikTok.
Oh, so you've done some deep research.
Got it.
Deep, deep research.
Great.
Check it out.
Here we go.
Every dude is rock hard on a plane.
We all know this.
Really?
Oh.
Brooke, we've talked about this. If at any given time, if it's a 50-50 split on a plane, you've got nine boners on the
plane at any given time.
Minimum.
I just learned about this.
Minimum.
Because you're horny on a plane or because the air pressure?
It's tomato, tomato.
It's the same thing.
Wow.
You're going to see probably a one-third ratio at any given time of boners to flaccid.
That's changed my outlook of flying.
The moment we get above 10,000 feet, I have to sit quite some time.
There's a laptop on that.
Wow.
Right?
Yeah.
Thank you very much. Other guys and a woman for some reason validated the boner on the plane thing.
A woman for some reason.
Don't know why she knows about it.
Okay.
But anyways, you guys all made me feel like a crazy person for saying you get boners.
Everyone gets boners on planes.
That's because no men listen to this podcast.
Maybe so.
But I remember telling like a group of people at dinner once and everyone was like what are you talking
about huh but now i think they were fucking with me interesting and they do get boners on planes
but they didn't want to admit it whereas i am an open book everybody right yeah so anyways if you
see me on a plane don't be wearing gray sweats on a plane why do not gray sweats you
don't know about this no what's that about gray sweatpants no what's that wait what do gray
sweatpants really accentuate a boner yeah they accentuate your package and like girls love men
in gray sweats really you don't know this i'm wearing blue blue. This is a thing. Really? Yes, the gray sweatpants are a thing.
What?
Google it.
What do you want me to Google?
I don't know, but I'm just telling you it is.
What do you want me to Google?
Gray sweatpants?
I saw a meme the other day that was like gray sweatpants season is upon us because fall's coming.
It's like, woo, we love it.
Gray sweatpants men?
I don't like that I'm going to be looking this up. Cause then it's going to,
Sarah's going to be like,
what the fuck?
Ladies react to men in gray sweatpants.
The thing.
Okay.
How do you feel about gray sweatpants on guys?
Hot.
So hot.
We love it.
I know.
I don't feel like there's an exact reason either,
but I feel like,
I don't know.
I feel like,
I mean,
every girl,
right?
I swear.
All right. I learned something new every day that's right so is it because you can see the outline that's why girls
like to see the outline of a dick i think like that there's something about that that i think
girls like yeah really like yeah we want to know that you're packing you know like i'm amazed that
you guys even aren't turned on by a dick at all. Are you?
It's so weird and gross.
Wait, say that again.
You're amazed?
I'm amazed any woman thinks, like, they see the outline of a dick and is like, yes.
I mean, I think it's not really, like, when it's in clothes, it's better, you know?
Yeah.
Like, when it's covered up.
When it's in the wrapper, it's great.
Yeah.
Like, when it's just out flopping around in the open, it's like not so great.
Yeah.
But like, you know, when it's in some like cute tight boxer briefs or like some gray
sweatpants, it's like, okay.
All right.
I like it when it's like covered, wrapped up, wrapped in its little like wrapper.
But on its own, no thank you.
It's not great.
How do you feel about testicles?
Not great.
I feel like that's the weirdest part.
They're worse, I think, yeah.
They're much worse.
I think so.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's nothing great about it, I gotta be honest with you.
I don't know why you guys all aren't just lesbians.
Because a giant's much nicer.
It's just nothing.
Also, call me crazy, but everyone's so weirded out by the uncircumcised penis.
Yeah.
I think it's kind of great that it's got a little sleeve. You don like it i mean i i don't know i know i don't have that i don't i don't
mind it this is gonna get a little gross the reason why i and i don't even know if it's true
because i've never like s the d before and especially one that was you know turtlenecker
but do you know what shmegma is? No, but it doesn't sound great.
It's not great.
Yeah.
It's a medical term for a white, smelly substance that's founded in the folds of a penis, generally
one that is uncircumcised.
So people that don't have good hygiene.
Yeah.
You got to clean that thing out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You got to pull down the-
Yeah, clean it.
Yeah, you got to be clean.
You got to get in there.
Yeah. Got to do a little pull down the. Yeah. Clean. Yeah. You got to be clean. You got to get in there.
Yeah.
And do a little root loop around with the finger.
I'm just like, like looks wise.
It's nice when it's tucked in.
It's,
it's got a little sleeve.
It's not bad.
I don't mind it.
You just happen to be,
you obviously are having sex with,
with an uncircumcised penis right now.
I'm not,
but I have,
and I just don't think it's that bad.
I mean,
I don't think,
I don't think it's fine either way.
Yeah. But like, you know, a lot of people are aren't down, and I'm like, I don't mind the sleep.
I mean, here's the thing.
It's gross either way.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
I feel bad for you guys.
I really do.
Same.
I feel bad for us.
You got anything else?
I don't think so.
Check out the music, but I really like Sarah's song.
I know.
Should we just go out on that?
Yeah, I think so.
I think so, too.
Sarah's always coming through with the clutch wrecks I know
so next week you're gonna be at my house yeah
and I'm actually doing something really cool
on Wednesday
so when this comes out I'm gonna be
in DC at the
Solheim
Cup so that's like a big golf tournament for the women
for the LPGA
and on Wednesday it's September 11th.
And I'm going to be playing golf
with first responders.
Oh, cool.
So that's going to be really impactful, I feel like,
for me. That's awesome. I'll be on a plane on
September 11th.
Yikes. I don't love it, but I want to go home.
So, you know.
Love that.
Well, I hope you make it
thanks me too yeah
we love you
we love you we'll see some of you in person
next week actually can't wait
can't wait for that it's always nice having you here
in the studio it is nice isn't it
yeah why don't you just move here
no okay
bye
bye Okay, bye Bye Bye So nuts
So nuts
So nuts Inside of me is a lost temple.
Where did it go?
Where did it go?
All right, bye guys.
That was funny.
That's the funniest thing we did.
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