Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Catt Sadler
Episode Date: November 27, 2017Wells and Brandi take the show on the road to Hollywood! Their guest this week is E! host and creator of the blog CattWalk, Catt Sadler! This week they talk about why Wells is annoyed with Ashley I,... his Grandmas funeral, Justin and Selena, why skateboarders never land tricks and much more! Brandi makes fun of Wells for looking hungover and dressing like an idiot...
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Let's just start this thing.
I'm so hungover.
You look it. Don't say that.
You do. I was literally thinking when you took off your
sunglasses like, wow, I haven't seen Wells look
this tough in a long time slash
ever.
What looks bad about me?
You look a little puffy.
Do I? Yeah. That makes sense.
I'm hung over. Weren't you like with your brothers and sisters and their kids? That's what You look a little puffy. Do I? Yeah. That makes sense. Kung-o-er.
Weren't you like with your brothers and sisters and their kids?
That's what I saw videos of.
Yeah.
Do you want to get into this?
Yeah.
I don't know why.
You're going to feel kind of bad in a second.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Hold on.
By the way, we're in Brandy's car.
Is this your car?
It's not my car.
Ooh.
Lay it on back wells.
Yeah.
I need a photo of that.
Yeah.
That's great.
I look a little puffy, she says.
You look very puffy, and I have never seen you look that way.
Really?
I look so bad?
Wait, your lighting's great.
Is it?
Yeah.
Oh, thank God.
Because I look puffy, apparently.
You do.
What do I do?
How do I fix that?
Water.
Water? Yeah, lots of water.
You're a jerk.
What happened to my water? You threw it
in the back. Oh, it's yours? Yeah.
Oh, I did throw it. It's back behind you.
Okay. Do you want to know why
I'm puffy? Yeah.
Is it going to make it not as fun to make fun of you?
What? I didn't.
That's the only water I touched.
No, you threw it back here.
It's a lie.
Aren't you hot?
You have only four layers.
Can you just leave me, bee woman?
And a beanie.
We're in LA, by the way, y'all.
It's like a solid 75 degrees.
Beanie on.
I stopped at a red light, and there was a homeless man there.
He had like a bandage on his like, oh God, he just looked rough.
He looked worse than I did.
And you know what he said to me?
Hey man, the beanie looked real good.
And I was like, thanks.
And then I was like, are you just saying that so I give you cash?
Slash maybe he wants your beanie.
Did he also have on a beanie?
No.
He had like this.
He wants that beanie.
He had like this like, oh my God.
It was like a bandage across his chest.
Then he had like the buttons open so you could see that he had a bandage across his chest.
Anyways, it was just one of those things where I was just like, I want to take this compliment,
but I know that you're just saying it so I give you my change.
You got to take those beanie compliments where you can get them.
I was like, you know what?
I'm going to take that.
I'm going to take that. I'm gonna take that,
I don't care.
Okay, so the reason
why I hung the fuck
over right now.
Okay, listen, guys,
I've seen Wells drink a lot
and I've seen him the next day
and he looks totally normal
and I'm always so mad
because he can look,
he can drink so much
and he's fine the next day.
I don't look that puffy.
You look really puffy.
Oh my,
are you just saying this
to be funny on the podcast? No, I swear. Because now I'm concerned about how I look. The minute really puffy. Oh, Mike, are you just saying this to be funny on the podcast?
Because now I'm concerned about how I look.
The minute you took your therapist, I was like, oh, yeah.
Well, it's a tough night.
You're like puffy underneath the eyes?
Tough night, yeah.
Under the eyes?
Yeah, like you're here.
Like your cheeks are puffy.
Really?
Yeah.
Maybe I'm just gaining weight.
I'm serious.
That whole like happy relationship weight you get.
Is that a thing?
When you're really happy and settled and yeah.
Yeah, you just don't do it.
You don't go to the gym anymore.
Yeah.
Because you don't need to impress anybody anymore.
Yeah, and you're just happy.
Because you're like, well, I snatch them up.
You eat all the time.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
I think I'm gaining weight.
I think I am.
I've gained a couple pounds, I think.
Looks good on you.
Also, like, I'm sorry.
I don't want to talk a couple pounds, I think. Looks good on you. Also, like, I'm sorry.
I don't want to talk a whole lot about Sarah on this podcast, but that girl eats motherfucking donuts all day long.
Oh, she's one of those.
Yes, and I'm like, let me get some donuts.
Oh, that's so frustrating.
If I eat two donuts, I gain 10 pounds.
I know.
I don't understand it.
And then she goes on her Instagram stories and just like crushes donuts on her Instagram
story.
Oh, I'm so jealous.
I know.
You know what sounds good right now?
Donuts?
And it's also one of my favorite ding, ding, ding.
Oh, yeah.
Get your app out.
You know, it was really not great last time I tried to use it.
Really?
California donuts.
Have you had this?
No, those are donuts made in California.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, yeah, but they also.
Wait, we're four minutes in and we haven't even started the show yet.
Bros and hoes.
You're listening to your favorite thing podcast with...
Wells and Brandy.
Live from Hancock Park, Los Angeles, in my car.
This is a very nice area.
This bell app is the worst.
Is it?
Yeah, it's not even working.
All right, reason why I'm hung the fuck over.
Let's hear it. My grandma passed away. I know, that's why you're here. Yeah, so we're here for. All right. Reason why I'm hung the fuck over. Let's hear it.
My grandma passed away.
I know.
That's why you're here.
Yeah, so we're here for a funeral.
But it was good.
Here's my least favorite thing about...
There's a lot of things I don't like about people dying.
Well...
But, like, one of them is, like, having to respond to people when you tell them, like,
oh, I gotta go to the funeral.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're like, who is it? You're like, oh, my grandma. You the funeral. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're like,
oh my God,
I'm so sorry.
Because like,
that's,
I know that's what
you're supposed to do.
Like,
that's like the social norm
is to like,
to do that
and that's great.
But it makes you sadder?
I'm just like,
I just,
I don't care.
I mean,
it's super nice
that you are like
extending those niceties
to me.
Yeah.
But like,
I don't want to get
into this whole thing of like, oh my God, you what happened well yeah yeah yeah do you i don't think
i would ever make somebody get into it well here's the thing so my grandma had alzheimer's all right
to be honest with you like her passing was a huge blessing we were hoping for this for a while like
she just was i put my grandma to rest like years ago. I remember going to go see her at the,
um,
like the dementia ward,
wherever she lived.
And she didn't recognize me.
It just wasn't the same.
It was like the shell of the person was there,
but like her essence was long gone.
Yeah.
And I remember walking out with my mom being like,
I don't think I'm ever going to come back because I don't think that my grandma's there anymore.
Yeah.
You know,
like what am I visiting?
Are you doing it for yourself?
Mm-hmm.
Like, do you want, like, those extra pictures
for, like, your Instagram story or whatever,
like, to show that, like, you're, like, a good grandson?
Yeah.
Or is it just, like, complete bullshit?
So for me, like, I was, like, I let her go a long time ago.
So when I tell people, like, hey, I'm going out for a funeral,
and they're like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
I'm like, no, fuck you, man.
Like, I'm super pumped because yeah
she had
to me she had left
long ago
yeah well it's like
a quality of life thing
totally
you know
and the thing about it
is that
that's how I'm gonna go
by the way
I don't know if we've
talked about that
I'm pretty sure
I'm gonna get Alzheimer's
we get dark on this podcast
but we haven't gone there yet
I'm pretty sure
that's how it's gonna happen to me
why do you think that
cause I'm already
forgetful it's not genetic yeah I think it is I don't think I don't know I'm pretty sure that's how it's going to happen to me. Why do you think that? It's not genetic. Yeah, I think it is.
I don't think. I don't know.
I'm already forgetful. Obviously, it runs in my family.
No.
To be honest with you, it's not that bad of a gig, right?
You think?
You don't know that shit's going bad.
I guess. You have to meet new people all the time.
Oh my gosh. You would like that.
Hey, what's up?
That actually sounds like something you would like.
The thing that sucks about it is
for everyone else involved, right?
Because everyone else involved has to go
and see this person deteriorating
in front of them. Right. Anyways,
long story short,
it was a wonderful celebration
where I got wasted last night
and I got up and spoke. Oh, you guys
were celebrating? Yeah, it was a big party. So spoke. Oh, you guys were celebrating. Yeah.
Like it was a big party, like 40.
So it wasn't like you guys were sitting around like crying.
No, not at all. That's great.
Okay.
That's what I thought you were going to say.
And I got scared.
No, I know.
Like the kids, like you saw my Instagram.
So like the kids were playing football and like we all got wasted.
My mom like whipped out like these like giant like Magnum bottles of red wine that were
like 30 years old and we crushed those.
Sounds incredible.
Like whose house were you at? I be like a big airbnb airbnb thing oh anyways and then uh the bell doesn't work no i even downloaded a new one and then like uh my mom and my aunt and like
my my sisters and uh my cousin like did a skit which was really funny a skit yeah my grandma
is there a video of this uh yeah i'm pretty sure i haven't like posted do a skit, which was really funny. A skit? Yeah, my grandma was... Is there a video of this?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I haven't posted or anything.
But my grandma was a funny lady, man.
She was from Fall River, Massachusetts.
Anytime you ever hear me do Alexis Wada's voice, it's really my grandmother's voice. That's incredible.
She was an amazing...
Oh, nice.
You got to turn it up, though.
I just got so excited that it worked.
Yeah, my favorite thing in the world was my grandma, by the way.
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Thank you. It's okay.
It's a little janky.
She's from Fall River, Massachusetts.
My grandfather left when she was was young So she had $800
And started her own real estate company
Is this on your mom or dad's side?
Mom's side
She's very Portuguese
From Portugal
Portuguese
She talks like she's Jewish
Even though she's very not Jewish
She's not Jewish
She dated a Jewish man named Ben
Who was a part of the Friars Club
And they would go to the Friars Club
together.
Oh my gosh.
She smoked cigarettes
like a goddamn chimney.
No.
Yes.
My grandma does too.
Sorry I used the word GT
but my grandma
would use it too.
Tish would die.
Sorry.
Well,
I'm talking about
my grandma here.
Yeah.
Anyway,
she was a rad woman.
Like,
drank like stiff vodkas.
Oh my goodness.
It was like double vodkas
like a splash of rocks.
Isn't it insane
because like my grandma also, she smokes and drinks like crazy.
And like she's, you know, your grandma had Alzheimer's, which is completely unrelated
to all that.
But like my grandma, she's healthy as a horse.
Dude.
And Shane smokes.
So it's like, how can people like that, like how can someone like that smoke so much and
not get lung cancer and then other people get lung cancer from smoking?
That's crazy. She smoked so much.
And when she finally got Alzheimer's and they were doing tests on her stuff, she...
Another great thing about Alzheimer's, you forget that you smoke.
Oh my gosh.
So she stopped?
What are you eating?
I'm eating a mix.
Sorry.
I know I'm hungover and I know I probably have bad breath.
You just go ahead and crunch on the mint?
You don't let it sit in there?
Well, I could hear it jingle jangling in the microphone.
Oh, my God.
There are two types of people.
I would never just stick a mint in my mouth and just crunch it.
Really?
Well.
Sounds awful.
It's your least favorite thing.
So she got Alzheimer's, like bad, when she got it bad, she just completely forgot that she smoked.
One day she'd be like, I got to go outside and have a cigarette, Wells.
And I'd be like, I'll come with you.
And then one day she was just like, I don't smoke anymore.
I don't.
I never smoked.
That's insane.
Same with alcohol.
She used to drink like a freaking fish.
But alcohol is not addictive like smoking.
I know.
You would think like even if you don't remember, you still crave it or something.
Yeah, no.
But so we had tests done on her lungs.
Yeah.
Completely fine.
Stop it.
That's what I'm saying.
Completely fine.
How is that possible?
I don't know, man.
Because my grandma, I swear, would be the same.
She's crazy.
I know.
I don't know what that is
So anyways
That's why I'm so puffy
You're very puffy
Stop saying
You're giving me a compliment
It's insane
I look totally normal
You don't
You should go home
And do a face mask
A sheet mask
You should also drink
Like a solid liter of water
In the next hour
Who
Maybe take some Motrin
I'm gonna
This would be a bad
First impression forever
Who's on the show later
Who's on the show later My Who's on the show later?
My friend Kat.
Okay, Kat what?
Kat Sadler.
Kat Sadler.
Do you know Kat Sadler?
I don't.
Do you watch E?
E Network?
You know Kat.
I don't, but I watch E with a, I'm on it.
Something tells me she knows you, yeah.
She already told me she does not watch The Bachelor, so I thought that would be really
refreshing for you.
Great. I don for you. Great.
I don't either.
Great.
Right.
No, Kat, she's like one of the main anchors on E! News.
She's so sweet.
I've known her for a long, long time, and she's a good one.
So, yeah, she's so nice of her.
Why does she want to do this podcast?
I asked her, and I think she felt like she couldn't say no.
Yeah.
Good.
But she's also just really sweet and, like, of person that would do anything to help somebody out.
She's awesome. And she has two dogs that you're gonna love.
Well, we need all the help we can get.
Because people have been flipping out
about the podcast hiatus. We have gotten hate
mail. I'm starting to get hate mail.
I am too, man. It's your fault.
I know it's my fault. Guys, let me
tell ya. I was all ready to record
the day before I left for LA and I had
the famous Liz Hewitt.
Let's get into it. I had Liz Hewitt lined up, excited. She would have been a great guest.
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Can we just go through this
real quick? Is that because of you or is that because
of Sarah? Can we just, real quick, let me
just, why I thought that
was not cool. Please.
Okay. One, Sarah was in town.
So? She could have come. How
weird would that have been? That would have been totally awesome.
She could have just sat there. It would have been? That would have been totally awesome. She could have just sat there.
It would have been hilarious.
I feel like that's disrespectful.
What do you mean?
To like drag my current girlfriend.
It's not like you dated this girl.
I know, but I talked about how I thought she was cute.
So?
And then, and then.
I thought about how people were cute all the time.
I wouldn't care if they were.
You know, but if Kevin Love and you were dating.
Yeah.
I'd be like, yep, you're going to sit there and you're going to watch this.
Just know how lucky you are that you got me.
No, I think that would be super rude.
I don't think so.
I think you're overthinking it because it's new.
Maybe so.
I don't know.
I was just trying to be respectful.
And also, I don't care anymore to meet her.
So, we needed a podcast guest. That was no reason to bail on the podcast. And also I don't care anymore To like meet her So she
We needed a podcast guest
That was no reason
To bail on the podcast
I think that was
A pretty good reason
To bail on the podcast
I don't
I disagree
Guys let us know
What you think
Tweet at us
I bet you people
Are going to be
Overwhelmingly agreeing
With me
We'll see
That would be a messed up
Thing to bring your
If you had dated Liz
Yes I agree with that
You've never even met Liz
Yeah but I talked about it On the podcast about how I thought she was hot.
We've never met her.
I think it's fine.
Also, it's putting me in a weird situation.
Why?
Because that's just putting me in a weird situation.
You mean with two pretty girls in a room that you think are hot?
Yes.
Oh, poor you.
What a tragedy.
This is why I would have been a bad bachelor, by the way.
Oh, my gosh.
I can't be in the room with two pretty girls.
Oh my god. Wait, can we talk
about how annoyed I am
at Ashley Iaconetti right now? Oh my gosh.
I saw her the other night. Did you?
Yeah, and I'm clueless. I feel
like I'm pretty plugged in
and pretty up on the current happenings
of the Bachelor fam because I feel like I'm part of it now.
Just love me guys, please. You are
part of it. And I saw Ashley
the other night
and I was like,
oh, Wells gets here
this weekend.
And she goes, oh.
And I go, what?
And she was like,
Wells hates me right now.
And I was like, wait, what?
And I had no freaking clue
what went down.
So enlighten me, please.
Let me take a drink of water
because apparently I'm puffy.
Is that sparkling water?
That's club soda.
That doesn't hydrate you.
That makes you puffier.
Does it?
Yes.
Why?
It's just water.
That's got freaking carbonation in it.
Carbonation makes you puffy.
Does it?
You need real water wells.
Is this a thing?
Are you serious?
I'm dead serious.
Because I freaking live the Soda Stream lifestyle.
I'm always drinking soda water.
No.
You know my goodness.
Carbonation is not hydrating.
Is this just
water with carbonation in it? No.
The carbonation sucks all the water out of you.
Are you making up stats right now?
I swear, you need real water.
Alright, why I'm mad at Ashley.
Why are you mad at Ashley?
Okay, so here's why...
We have three minutes until we gotta go
get Kat. Okay.
Okay. It all stems from when we got to go get Kat. Okay. Okay.
It all stems from when we got off the show and everyone was asking about me and Danielle.
And Ashley and Ben asked Danielle to be on their podcast because they wanted to talk
about me and Danielle's relationship.
Right.
To which I texted Danielle and I said, please do not talk about us with them.
One, because I'm not there to talk about it
because it's a two-part story.
Right.
And two, I have a podcast,
which I would like you to come on mine
and talk about this instead.
So it was already like that annoyed me.
One, which I think was fair.
Also like our most listened to podcast.
So that's important.
Also.
More than Olivia's?
I liked Olivia's.
Way more.
Olivia's was funny, but like not even close.
People really shipped the Danielle and Wells train.
I know.
I know.
What was your couple name?
I already forgot.
Dan Wells.
Dan Wells.
Oh, that's such a good one.
That and Swells.
I like Swells.
Whatever.
Yeah.
I like Heil Adams.
No, I don't like that one. That is not. That sounds like a beer or something. I know. I came swells. Whatever. Yeah. I like high latems. No, I don't like that one.
That is not, that sounds like a beer
or something. I know. I came up with that one
and no one likes it. I like swells.
So that annoyed, like right off the bat I was like
no, no, no, no, no. Alright, you're not
jumping this story. And then
all this stuff comes out about
me and Sarah and I knew
that Ashley and Ben were
going to talk about it. You did? I just assumed
because like. Oh because that's what they do.
That's what they do and like there was no
bachelor news to talk about so like I was a big
like piece of news that week.
To be fair
everyone's talking about you guys right now.
Totally. So you couldn't expect her not to.
True but she has like
inside information like we were talking
in Vegas remember? Yeah. Because we did that podcast where I was like Wells likes a girl. True But she has like Inside information Like we were talking In Vegas Remember Yeah
Because we did that podcast
Where I was like
Wells likes a girl
Oh yeah yeah yeah
And that's what we were
Talking about
And like I remember
Like we were on the way
To the
The festival
And I was like
FaceTiming with her
So it became very evident
Like this is like a thing
Right
She tells the story
About like how
We initially got together
And she just tells it wrong.
She tells it completely back.
I got to go listen to this today on my flight.
And like Ben,
you know,
of course Ben's like super nice and he's like,
Oh my God,
she's such a nice girl.
And like,
I'm super happy for Wells and like,
has Ben met her?
Yeah.
Ben's met her a couple times.
And then Ashley pipes in being like,
let me tell you what happened.
And then she just tells the story incorrectly.
So what annoyed me
about the whole thing
was that they just didn't
come to me and be like,
hey, listen,
we have to talk about you
because every other
freaking news outlet
in the world's talking about you.
This is how it went down, right?
They didn't do that.
They just told the story
in which that,
where they thought
it went down
and it was wrong
and then it creates
a narrative that's incorrect.
Because what she says,
she says that Sarah... Yeah, here's your chance Because what she says, she says that Sarah...
Yeah, here's your chance to clear it up.
She says that Sarah reached out to me, okay?
And that's not entirely true.
Mm-hmm.
Sarah did tweet about, but she loves the freaking Bachelor,
so she tweeted about it all the time.
Right.
And she tweeted about, like, Wells is a nice guy or whatever.
Whatever she said, I don't even know.
The nice guy.
I know exactly what she said.
She only knew.
I know. She's learning. She's learning real quick. The nice guy. I know exactly what she said. She only knew. I know.
She's learning.
She's learning real quick.
Nah, she doesn't know yet.
Not yet.
You're still keeping it all tied up.
I know.
Exactly.
Anyways, so she said that Sarah reached out.
And then it created the narrative that, like, at least this is how I took it, that, like,
Sarah was, like, coming after me.
One, I don't like the way that that looks for her.
Mm-hmm.
Because that's just not the type of person she is.
And then I don't like how it looks for me
because I feel like I can never
shed this Bachelor bullshit of like
you won't kiss the girl and all that stuff.
But it always makes me look like a fucking puss.
You dug yourself in that hole, Wes. I know.
Listen, I got no complaints
about the Bachelor. Oh my gosh.
Because guess what? Guess what?
I won. Yeah, you did. what Guess what I won Yeah you did
You won
I won the motherfucking
Bachelor
You're right
But
So that's not how it happened
Like how it happened was
That she tweeted about me
And then I was like
Holy crap
I've had a crush
On
Her for
Years
A long time
She's like your ultimate
Totally
Type
Well it's so funny
When someone's like
Who's your ultimate type
I'm always like
Mila Kunis.
Who looks exactly like Sarah.
Very similar, yeah.
Very similar.
That's really funny, actually.
Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis.
They should do a movie together as sisters.
That'd be funny.
Yeah, like twins or something?
You're welcome, Sarah.
I'll take my 10%.
So anyways, I just didn't like that.
I just wish that she had told the story correct.
It was fine to tell the story.
I just wish she had told the story correctly, and I wish they'd given me a heads up.
The last thing you want is to wake up in the morning and see Twitter being like,
and you're like, what the fuck has happened?
Yeah.
So anyways, that's why I'm a little bitter.
By the way, who?
My friend Kat.
Does she understand the premise of the show?
I told her.
I prefaced.
It's called Your Favorite Things Podcast, which we have not talked about at all in the
past 20 minutes.
So I told her to just have some things in mind, but I did tell her that it's really
just, we just banter and it's really has no.
I do have some favorite things I want to talk about.
Me too.
Great.
And I bet she will too.
She's really sweet and great.
You're going to love her.
She talks for a living.
It's going to be great.
I do too.
Does she hung over like me?
I highly doubt it.
She has a family and she's very responsible, but you never know.
So let's go in.
Okay. Bye. Bye. I'm sweating in here. I am too. I'm just going to keep this running. it she has a family and she's very responsible but you never know so let's go in okay bye bye
i'm sweating in here i am too i'm just gonna keep this running yes so uh we're welcoming
my friend kat sadler hi kat hi brandy thanks for letting us come to your house i'm so glad
you guys are here you have a beautiful home it's so good there are a bunch of kids outside
skateboarding i love the idea of skateboarding.
Have you ever tried? Yeah, I'm terrible at it.
Guess what? It's hard. Guess what?
Everyone's terrible at skateboarding.
Those kids out there, I'm sorry.
Wonderful kids. Terrible at skateboarding.
No one has ever landed a trick in skateboarding.
I'm pretty sure. Have you been to the
X Games? Because they land tricks.
There's like seven dudes that can land
things. It's like Tony Hawk
and the guys from Jackass.
Those are the only guys that have ever landed a trick
in skateboarding. I'm pretty sure.
You're so right actually because Ryan
he plays every sport in the world and he's actually
very good at skateboarding. It's like
a lifestyle.
It's like the board and the clothes
and the swagger and it's like their little
click. It's really cute actually.
I love it.
Trace used to skateboard.
My brother.
I believe that.
All I really remember is I'm just getting hurt over and over again.
Yeah.
I just feel like it's a lot of like sprained ankles.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not for me.
Yeah.
We haven't had any broken bones.
Thank God.
I was a really good rollerblader growing up.
I was decent at that also.
Like I went to the skate park.
Yeah.
Like the vert ramp.
I killed. The vert ramp. It's right. Like I could grind and stuff. I was decent at that also. Like I went to the skate park. Yeah. Like the vert ramp. I killed.
The vert ramp.
It's right.
Like I could grind and stuff.
You could.
Well.
Yeah.
Are you an inline skater?
So,
and I just don't know what happened.
It like,
personally I sold it.
Like someone in like 97 was like,
guess what?
Skateboarding is lame now.
And it was like,
what?
That's the one thing I'm good at.
Inline skating.
You said skateboarding.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is lame now.
Or rollerblading.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's more PC in 2017. Inline skating sounds like, like, like a speed skating. Okay. You said skateboarding. Sorry, yeah, yeah. Is lame now. Or rollerblading. I don't know. I don't know what's more PC in 2017.
Blading, man.
Inline skating sounds like speed skating.
You know?
Like Apollo Ono would do that.
Whereas like blading.
That sounds rad.
Do you remember the Disney movie?
I was just going to ask you this.
What was it called?
Brink.
Brink!
That guy was hot back in the day.
I agree.
I'm a straight man, but I was into it, man.
What?
I wanted to be Brink so bad.
Oh my God.
I have no idea who you guys are talking about, by the way.
All the DCOM original movies back in the day were so good.
The best.
Okay.
So, so good.
I'm going to totally age myself.
Let's just keep that one moving.
Okay.
I bet I'm older than you, and I still know Brink and love it.
I bet you're not.
I'm 33.
Is that your way of asking me how old I am?
He's really
smooth isn't he?
Somehow he got a girlfriend recently.
I don't understand it.
You know Brandy
this is what our show is okay?
It's Brandy talking shit to me
the entire time.
But I get so many great comments on Twitter
about how awesome it is that I do this.
And I don't understand. I'm not a mean guy.
No, I think it's because
no one else does it
to you. No one except your mom.
Which is why she loves me.
Yeah. My sisters do it
a lot. So that's what I...
If you listen to our podcast, it sounds like
you're my sister
and you just rip on,
like you sound like my older,
even though you're younger than me,
you sound like my older sister
and you just rip on me.
It's so fun.
Does she teach you anything
in all of this ribbing?
I don't know if.
I try to help him
with his fashion sense.
It's just never.
Oh, the way she just looked at you.
I know.
I can't even with this guy.
It's 75 degrees in LA
and he's wearing a beanie
and three layers.
What is happening?
And boots.
See?
Literally.
This is what happens every podcast.
Everyone just tees up on me.
By the way, you're wearing like Lululemon stretchy pants.
They're way trendier than Lululemon.
Thank you.
And like a...
You guys, the pool's open.
I'm barefoot.
I thought we were going for a swim.
Okay.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I texted Kat yesterday. But you do look cute. I like what you. Okay. Oh my gosh. Well, I texted you.
I like what you're wearing.
Not that you asked,
but you pulled it together.
I got in the car and Brandon was just like,
Oh my God,
you look so hungover and puffy.
He does.
And I see him all the time after he's drank a lot.
And I always am like,
gosh,
how can he drink so much and be okay the next day and like look okay and feel okay.
And cause I'm always one drink and I feel like crap the next day. But today he took the sunglasses off and I was like, gosh, how can he drink so much and be okay the next day? And look okay and feel okay. Because I'm always one drink and I feel like crap the next day.
But today, he took the sunglasses off and I was like, ooh, yes.
I was like, Wells is having a tough morning.
I want to talk about some of our favorite things.
Okay.
Well, we've been talking for like 45 minutes.
So, that's like one favorite thing.
That's what we do.
Should I pull up my lame bell? Yeah, please.
Because we didn't bring a bell.
We don't travel with our bell.
I now know your password.
Oh, perfect. Is that a decent bell? I think that's a good. There's didn't bring a bell. We don't travel with our bell. I now know your password. Oh, perfect.
Is that a decent bell?
I think that's a good...
There's a bunch of different bells.
Yeah.
We need to have like a...
Oh, God.
It is Sunday.
Oh, God.
It's so gone.
I have to go to church after this.
We're at church now.
Boxing ring bell.
Oh, that's like...
I like that one.
It sounds like we're fighting.
We're going to spar off.
I think I'm going to use that one, actually. We need We're gonna spar off I think I'm gonna use That one actually
We need to have a bell
For things we don't love
That does not sound
Like a cowbell
Sleigh bells
Yeah
You always bring a bell
When you start to
Announce your favorite things
Yeah
If anybody
Cause we're really bad
At saying favorite things
Like we'll get on tangents
But for the most part
We suck at it
So when somebody
Does happen to say
A favorite thing
It's like oh oh Nice Good station gas station bell i just wanted to try wait okay so wait
wait ship bell oh so so this is when when you like a couple yeah when you want to ship a couple
i like it we have the dumbest podcast ever are you comfortable i feel like you that chair is not
not making you happy.
Do you want to sit on the floor?
Is this okay?
You know what we do?
This is very like... Oh, watch out.
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.
I do love a good floor.
Oh, a good floor sit?
Yeah.
I just hate that you're in my home
and I've got you
on that hardwood chair.
Is that better?
I do like that chair, though.
Do I look more comfortable now?
No, you look less comfortable.
Do what you want. Sorry., see I'm producing here Sit down
I'm producing, I know
Have you guys seen Manhunter?
Your house looks so, Manhunter, the Unabomber thing?
Yes! Oh my god, Wells, you told me to watch it
I watched all seven episodes
the day before I left Nashville
All in one sitting, I was obsessed
I couldn't get enough and then it haunted me for days after. Get the bell
out right now, Brandi. Okay, how come
I'm the one switching all the apps
over here? No, that's the wrong bell app.
Because I
produce the show. Which one? You do
the social media. My favorite thing
is Manhunter. It's
my favorite thing. Wait! Have you
seen it? Have you seen it? Okay, see?
Now, you know, what I thought you guys
were talking about was,
isn't there a Mindhunter also?
Yeah, that's different.
But I think,
I don't know much about that.
I've seen Mindhunter
only a couple episodes.
I have not seen Manhunter.
I've heard it is a must.
I think it's better
than the OJ series.
Yeah.
Do you?
So it's the dude from Avatar.
He's so hot.
He's one of my favorite actors.
Have we already talked about this?
Yes.
Whenever I finished it finally.
This is what I loved about that.
I could talk about this for an hour.
That documentary.
Because everyone, obviously the Moon Bomber's a jackass.
Like he's a jerk, right?
Okay.
Because did you remember it though?
Not really.
Like when it was happening?
I don't either.
Do you?
I remember the pictures.
Vaguely.
I remember the picture.
I can see the image, yes.
The image.
Yeah, yeah.
But so you know it's like really good tv if tv can start like messing with your emotions right i know like i know
in my core being that the unabomber is a total monster yeah and what they were able to do i know
is make me feel bad for him for like 15 minutes.
I was like, God, the justice system is screwed.
Oh, you're sympathizing.
I did.
They really had you doing that.
Because he was such a smart guy.
He's a genius.
That he knew, he had figured out how he was going to get out of it.
And he totally should have gotten out of it with the law. And the law was just and the law was just like the judge was like nope thank god thank god but in the in
the moment i was like oh my i was like annoyed that like they were screwing him and then and
then like the next scene is like them bringing all the people that he hurt or injured or murdered
that was such a good move on their part and then was like, oh yeah, I hate this guy.
You're on a ride.
I want to watch this.
Oh my god.
It's okay, now I know.
I know what I'm doing today.
The acting is so good on this show.
I think it's equal if not better than the OJ series.
If this doesn't win awards, I'm going to be very upset.
I agree.
I also was championing for Sam Worthing.
The linguistics
guy, Sam's character.
The reason I wanted the guy to go to jail
is because I wanted him to win because he worked so hard
on it. You know what I mean? I just feel bad about it.
His personal life and his marriage.
So sad.
But he...
I don't know. I think it's pretty
cool what he did. Totally.
It was just smart. Anyways anyways acting and really like that sam worthington and who you remember who else
anybody else no one else is very was very well known oh you know who's the he plays his wife is
the um she's on all the soap operas and she's in the guy that plays ted kaczynski is a big actor
dude he's so good but you he's what is it I feel like he's in like a Knight's Tale.
I'm gonna look it up.
A Knight's Tale?
I haven't heard that
in so long.
Do you remember
that movie?
Yes, Heath Ledger.
Now I'm Googling.
Love a Knight's Tale.
Dude, I had such a crush
on that girl from Knight's Tale.
Do you remember her?
I had a crush on
Heath Ledger in Knight's Tale.
Who did it?
I don't know.
This series is so good though.
So it's on,
I presume Netflix
is another also. I also just like, it reminded me a little bit of. Oh, I'm good though. So it's on, I presume Netflix is another also.
I also just like,
it reminded me a little bit of,
I'm saying Manhunter.
It's Manhunt.
Yeah, Manhunt.
Thank you.
I'm like, wait,
I Googled it.
I'm like Manhunter 1986.
Manhunt, you're a bummer.
I guess they do
a different series.
Got it.
Paul Bettany is,
and he's been in a lot of stuff.
The Brit.
He was in A Beautiful Mind.
Oh, great film. Yeah, he was in, he's played a superhero in some of. The Brit. He was in A Beautiful Mind. Oh, great film.
Yeah, he was in...
He's played a superhero in some of the...
Is it Thor or something?
No, he doesn't play Thor, but he's been in those movies.
He played the bad guy.
Did he?
Yeah, he's always the bad guy.
Wasn't he in like...
It's insane how much he looks like the guy in this movie, though.
Like the real guy.
He was in Avengers, Paul Bettany.
Was he?
Who was he in Avengers?
Does it say? I wish my kids were in here. Paul Bettany. Was he? Who was he in Avengers? Does it say?
I wish my kids were in here.
They'd tell you
without me having to Google it.
Let's see.
Anyways, he does a great job.
He's so good.
He's not British,
but he's...
Why is every British person
taking over
all the American acting jobs?
I don't know.
It's spent that way.
That's nothing new,
I don't think, guys.
Like freaking Eleven is British?
I know, she's adorable.
I know. Is she too much? No. Is it getting too don't think, guys. Like freaking 11 is British? I know, she's adorable. I know.
Is she too much?
No.
Is it getting too much?
Uh-uh.
Is it a little bit?
No.
Have you seen, like, sometimes I'll, like, look up, like.
No, you mean her, is she too much?
I adore her.
Is the show too much?
What do you mean?
You think she's, like, oversaturated in, like, our minds, like, in our face right now?
I don't know.
She's, like, 12, right?
I don't know.
Whatever, 13, something like that.
Is he jealous? Are you honest? I think he is a little bit. No, like, I i don't know she's like 12 right i'm 13 something like that is he jealous
you know like you'll see um paparazzi taking pictures and she'll like do like the stop turn
head cock dude and i'm like you're 13 all right she's so sweet though you're just so smart yeah
she's so talented have you seen her rap oh yeah did, yeah. No. That's her thing. Did you guys see the James Corden...
Drop the mic?
No, like they did...
The rap battle?
No, it wasn't a rap battle.
They did like an old like shoe-op band with the people...
I didn't see that.
Everyone from Stranger Things.
Someone sent it to me the other day.
Oh, my God.
By the way, she did that.
No, it is not the curly-headed.
Dustin, Noah met him the other night.
Really?
I'm so jealous.
Yeah.
So cute.
Dustin is like a really good
singer did you see that thing where he did the national anthem right oh I did see that too yeah
oh my god I want to be Dustin I know he's so precious he's probably dead like five girls
right now Dustin the irony is I was 11 for Halloween oh yeah you were oh wait I think
I actually knew that and Sarah Sarah was Dustin, right?
That's so cute.
That was really good, actually. No, I think Millie Bobby Brown.
I think we have to love her.
She's one of my favorite things.
How about that?
Okay, good.
Where is it?
Ding, ding, ding.
One of my favorites.
Only because, let me just follow that up, because I have a 12-year-old and a 16-year-old,
and the fact that she is 12, like, she's 12 going on 35, let's be honest.
It depresses me.
She probably could land. She makes me depresses me she probably could land she
makes me feel inadequate she probably could land some skateboard tricks she probably definitely
she could show my boys that thing or two oh my god my favorite thing she's posted recently
is the photo with drake have you seen it no oh it's so good now you brought that up and i was
thinking that when wells you said when is it too much and i'm like i love drake so i'm in
and i'm like oh that's such a Drake thing too
it is
but I was so here for it
because I love them both
did you see the thing
where Drake like
defended a woman's honor
yes
and it was really cool
and he's like
hey man take your hands off her
if you don't want to come down there
and like kick your ass
yep
but to me I'm like
Drake you're not kicking anyone's ass
you're right
he's not yeah
like your bodyguard
will come in the other
exactly yeah
he's not
you can see the bodyguard in the video like like three bodyguards right off his left shoulder.
And he's like, I'm all coming in.
And then he got such a good response.
He said it again.
I like that.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
He was like Trump tweeting like, oh, you guys like that.
Here's more.
Oh, my gosh.
That's incredible.
Drake kicking somebody's ass.
I know.
That video is mega viral. yesterday i had to drive all the way to san diego for a football game my son orion's and on the way back he was schooling me on rap and like he's like did you know that dad's favorite rapper is
drake because like he's from canada and like he's giving me singing and then he was schooling me on
real rap which i don't know.
Maybe you guys are way more dialed in than me, but I'm like little pump and little this and little, I wish I could call the little.
Do you know Maddox?
I don't know Maddox.
No.
I, a whole world opened up to me and a lot of words I never even knew were possible on
the way.
Anyway.
Wait, how old is he?
Your son?
12.
Talking about rap so they're the
rap lyrics are oh let me tell you that's the whole time i'm just like not only are the lyrics bad but
it's i mean especially some of these it's all about the the women and the way they talk about
the women and i don't think i didn't get on my soapbox and you know i'm sure also yeah i know
he schooled me it's good yeah i don't know about the raps i think somebody
could do an entire podcast about dissecting rap lyrics and people blow people's minds because
when you listen to rap you don't really listen to the lyric content like you do it in a pop song i
don't think but if you really listen to it it's pretty insane yeah pretty insane lyrics and they're
they're creating like a new vernacular. Yeah. Like he was teaching me.
Oh yeah.
Esketit.
You know this?
Don't know that. It's written E-S-K.
I can't.
I'm going to sound so.
Is that like let's go get it?
It means like let's get it.
But now they write it esketit.
Esketit.
Oh my gosh.
My son keeps like saying that.
I'm like who, what are you, what language are you speaking?
Noah says things too that I'm like, I don't know.
Like the other day she was like, that's a dope fit.
And then she kept saying it. And I was like, what are't know, like the other day she was like, that's a dope fit and then she kept saying it and I was like,
what are you talking about?
Outfit.
I was like,
really?
Fit?
You can't just say outfit?
You can just short knit?
It's too long.
That's the world
in which we live in.
I know.
10 second Snapchat, man.
Except when it comes to podcasts.
Yeah, you guys want longer.
I know.
Wait, hold on.
Can we just really quickly
because I want to pander
to what I assume are
You want to what?
Pander to what I assume are I've never to what? Pander to what I assume are.
I've heard that word.
You've never heard the word pander?
Pander?
Yes, you have.
I don't think.
Yeah, you have.
Sounds like panda.
Use it in a sentence.
It sounds like you're really white trash trying to say panda.
Pander.
Pander.
Okay, so here's an example of pandering.
Me posting pictures of a puppy on Instagram with me holding it.
That's like, I know that a bunch of girls from the bachelor world follow me, Me posting pictures of a puppy on Instagram with me holding it. Yeah.
That's like, I know that a bunch of girls from the bachelor world follow me and they love me posting pictures of a puppy.
Do they love that more or pictures of you and Sarah more?
Well, right now the Sarah thing for sure.
Are we talking about Sarah?
Is this something, obviously this is a public now.
If you guys are talking about it, does that mean I get to get on that?
It's very public.
The great thing about this podcast is I'm the one who edits it.
He edits it.
So that's the sucky part
is he gets to edit out what he wants.
But it's very public.
Don't act like it's not.
Everyone else made it public.
But you guys made it public.
Do you guys talk about it
on your podcast?
He doesn't like to.
I try to sneak it in every now and then.
We talked about it
before we came in here
because I was annoyed
because Ashley Iaconetti
was telling some story
That wasn't real
Who?
Anyway
Oh yeah
So I told you
Kat doesn't watch The Bachelor
Good
Sorry
Neither do I
And I was on it
I know the highlights
I have to watch everything
So I just don't know
About a lot
He lives Snapchat
Every episode
I don't know what he's talking about
I don't watch it
I have a lot of friends
That do obviously
Back to like me pandering
Pandering
I forgot about it
Panda Trash panda Pander How do we feel about when I say it that way. A lot of friends that do, obviously. Back to like me pandering. Ugh, pandering. I forgot about it. Yeah.
Panda.
Trash panda.
Pander.
How do we feel about Selena and Biebs
getting back together?
I mean.
Okay, hold on.
Here's my question.
Here's my question.
Can you ever get back
with an ex
and have it work?
I used to think no.
I used to think
once you break up once
that you're doomed.
But I have a lot of friends that have broken up and then gotten married and
they're still together and it's fine.
So I really don't know.
I think I would have a hard time going through a breakup and then trusting
that it's going to last,
but that's just me.
And maybe it's a personal thing.
What about you?
What say you?
You're asking the woman who's been married and divorced twice.
The same person?
No.
But I'm like, a lot of people want my relationship advice i'm like don't ask me please um well it obviously can be done because like you just said you hear stories that it does happen um
i don't know i think it's hard i think more often than not people just can't let go and so you just
kind of like you just you beat
things into the ground sometimes and you waste probably more of your precious life doing that
because it's so hard to step out and move on yeah i've been guilty of that same but um don't you
think we kind of romanticize our past a little bit yeah like we're always optimistic like
rememberers of things yeah well you obviously want to remember
the good things yeah my first girlfriend like i there is like this pedestal that she like sits on
above all other exes really because it was like my the first time i was ever in love with anybody
like it was like a high school girlfriend you know and it was like the the first girl i ever
fell in love with like the first girl i ever got to like get naked with, you know?
But like, I don't remember any of the negatives,
but I'm sure if we hung out, I'd be like, God, you're so annoying.
I forgot X, Y, and Z, like why we broke up.
Do you think that's part of Justin and Selena?
Because they were one another's first love.
Well, and I think, okay, i think yeah was so young when she met
liam and they broke up for a long time so here's an example of what i'm talking about and they're
back together happier than ever and it's working you know what i think contributes to that like i
know is actual time away like some people are like break up and then like five days later like
you said it's like but wait like i missed this and no wait, I was so wrong. And I think, I mean, I think it takes a real cut where they like over, over.
Oh yeah.
And like hardly saw each other.
And time heals and you move on.
And then even if you date other people and then you come back to it, I think maybe that's
your best shot.
For sure.
But I think one of the reasons why.
Timing is everything too.
Like I think there are seasons and some people are right for us at certain times in our lives.
Totally.
And, but I think for them, they were so young when they fell in love and it was
their first like real true love. Right. And when they got back together, it was like, because they
were so young and it was so pure, it that's, it's harder to let go. It really isn't ingrained in
you. It's like even, even saying like you put your first girlfriend on a pedestal, you know,
imagine like getting back together with her and still feeling in love with her. For Miley and Liam, I think,
because they were so young
and the bond was so strong and pure,
it's just something that it's undeniable to them now.
So maybe for Selena and Justin, it's the same.
Not to get too heavy, but can people change?
Because the reason why you break up in the first place
is that there was something that was wrong.
So if you've changed or fixed that problem with you.
Well, here's the other thing,
when you get together so young,
so like for Miley and Liam too, they grew up.
It's not that they changed,
it's not that they're different people.
They matured. They matured.
Both of them.
Like I used to say people can't change
and I don't believe that anymore.
I think they can, I think it has to be for themselves,
not for other people.
I think it takes a lot of time,
but I think more often than not,
in a position like Selena and Justin or Miley and Liam, when they're so young, it's just more of a mature thing.
Like once you grow up, a lot of those things that were problems go away.
And maybe not because the people don't necessarily change your choice and your commitment to
a relationship might change.
It's a choice.
Like sometimes relationships don't work because one person's a little more in and out and
someone's not as committed.
And then you feel that and that's like an undercurrent,
but when you want it,
you want it,
you can show up differently to a relationship. Yeah.
And then it tends to work better.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Your change comes with age for sure.
25 year old Wells wanted nothing to do with dating a girl like long.
Yeah.
Long term.
Yeah.
Um,
but here,
but here's the thing,
like the Bieber, I don't know this guy from
freaking adam but like it just seems like it's a little bit of like a like he's he's putting on
this like i'm going to church now all the time and i like i'm hanging out with like my pastor
all the time it almost looks like you think he's putting this all on or that's who he wants to be
there's like your best version of yourself and then there's your shitty version of yourself and he's always his best when he's with her and he probably likes himself the most
when he's with her and then he gets he puts on that here's my my best version of me and behavior
and do you think it was backwards though like this is so ridiculous that we're talking about this but
do you think she was like we're never gonna get back together because like you don't have your
shit together or whatever and like maybe one day if you ever get your shit together like maybe this will work and
he was like you know what all right i'm gonna go like hang out with this pastor every freaking day
and like get pictures taken go to church and all this stuff and then he was like see look look i'm
i'm a chameleon chain and she was like okay i mean it's possible and time will tell like if that's
if that's who he is if that's who he's pretending to be or whatever but i think too i think something
that plays such a huge role in it for them and that bonds them i'm sure is being like child stars like that does so much to you and the fact that
they have that in common and they're both probably pretty damaged from that in a lot of ways i think
probably draws them to each other you know what i mean i also think see i really think she had it
for the weekend like i think i do i think i don, it wasn't first love kind of just in love,
but I think that was the first guy.
Like I saw them in real life together.
I mean,
it was like palpable.
I was obsessed with them.
Really?
I believe that.
They're adorable.
You think that he was like,
peace out.
I'm going to go back to Bella.
I don't think Bella's going to take him back.
But hold on.
Let's let me go back to the weekend with Selena.
I think that was legit, but here's what happened. Her kidney transplant. I don't think Bella's going to take him back. But hold on. Let me go back to the weekend with Selena. I think that was legit, but here's what happened. Her kidney
transplant. I know. And when you
see her explain and tell her story
in tears about literally
nearing death, stuff
like that can pull you up
out of whatever you think you know, and
I guarantee you, she and Justin had
a little reconciliation through that process,
and then the weekend's off doing his thing on the stage around the world.
And then you go back to what you know.
It's like, if I have five days to live, who do I want to be with?
That's my little theory.
And then they got back together.
I believe that fully.
And I don't think Justin, again, I don't know from Adam, but to me.
You guys know Adam, apparently.
Actually, do you know who from Adam, but to me... You guys know Adam, apparently. You both said you don't know Adam.
Who's Adam?
But I don't think he ever got over her, it seems like.
Oh, definitely not.
It seems like he just could not get over her.
And think about it, it must have killed him to see her with The Weeknd in the way that she was.
It's insane.
And because The Weeknd's a really good singer, I'm sure he was just like... Justin's a great singer. I know, but I think The Weeknd's the way that she was. It's insane. And because like The Weeknd's a really good singer, I'm sure he was just like, ugh.
Justin's a great singer.
I know, but I think The Weeknd's a better singer.
He is. Can I say that out loud?
Justin has a great voice.
The Weeknd has great music.
I'm a Justin Bieber fan, like full on.
Yeah.
Like, where's my bell?
That Purpose album was one of my favorite albums
that has ever come out in the past decade.
Oh, speaking of records,
the new manchester
orchestra record haven't heard it oh do we need that okay yes that's my new favorite that record
is beautiful i think i saw you tweet about that oh boy okay sometimes i'm not good wells has a
thought and thinks he's so funny but i haven't it yet. Can I capture this on Snapchat while we're talking? Yeah, of course. Of course you can. So I do this thing where I,
I'm the DJ, right?
So like I send Sarah songs
like every day, right?
Oh, that's so cute.
So hipster of you.
I know.
I love that.
And I try to have them be like,
they all mean something
or whatever, you know.
Oh, they mean something.
But I love this new
Manchester Orchestra record.
Are you gonna play it right now? So just listen to the lyrics. What are these days? We're gonna get sued. But I love this new Manchester Orchestra record. Are you going to play it right now?
So just listen to the lyrics.
One of these days
we're going to get sued.
Should I know this group?
No, it's such a hipster thing
for me to do.
Are you saying I'm not a hipster?
It's a good thing.
No.
We're saying that in a positive way.
We need no comment.
This is such a Wells thing right now.
I know That's the first lyric
You are so emo
I literally can't even handle it
Couldn't really love you anymore
Oh my god
So I said that
And she was like
I was like
Oh my god
I freaking love this new record
Do you guys say I love you?
Let's not get into that
Hold on
Do you? Can we just talk about this? Cause you said you guys say I love you? Let's not get into that. Hold on.
Do you?
Can we just talk about this?
Because you said it in the song.
If you said it in the song.
That's what the song says.
Not what I say.
That's what the song says. It says I love you when he can't say I love you.
Is that what's happening here, Wells?
Can I just finish the freaking story?
That's really cute.
Can I just tell a story?
Sure.
Okay.
So, I...
You're so embarrassed. My favorite thing is when wells gets prattled
and his face turns pink i wish you guys could see it it's fun to see sometimes i video him
when i can catch it i'm switching between the bell app i'm really good at like sending like
really cute songs really good songs but i just love this record so much oh you are i hate you so much just talk so i said that
song and the first lyrics i don't want to love you anymore and i was so i didn't even think about it
and then so afterwards i was like oh my god you listen that record so freaking good and she was
like see you okay you you're not good at snapchat so she was like yeah but like i don't like that song and i was like why it's beautiful she just came out and said it So she was like, yeah, but like, I don't like that song.
And I was like, why?
It's beautiful.
She just came out and said it.
Well, she was like, the song's kind of sad.
And I was like, oh, yeah.
And you said you send her songs with an intention.
Yeah, totally.
It has a meaning every day.
So she gets the one.
I don't want to love you anymore.
Awesome.
That's insane.
So that's why I started this story with sometimes I'm not that smart.
Well, who here's shocked?
Not me. You guys didn't
tell me how bad I looked.
Brandi told me how bad I looked.
I did. I told Wells. But Kat,
I was so excited when you texted me and
were like, we don't have to take photos or videos,
right? I'm not wearing makeup because I was like,
oh, great. I'm going to show up in my PJs.
Not one bit of makeup on.
So happy.
You look cute, though.
You're using the pretty filter, aren't you?
Hell yeah.
You're one of those.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
Somebody just said it was Olivia.
And then I'm moving it over to Insta Stories.
Do you guys still snap or no?
No, because I despise the Instagram filters.
You do?
I know.
We need a bell for that.
What?
Get with the program, Instagram.
I just don't even understand.
Mark Zuckerberg, get on it.
Thank you.
What is happening?
Why are they second
to Snapchat filters?
Exactly.
But even if you updated
your phone or anything.
Yes, the new filters
are horrible.
Who wants all blue
and all yellow?
No one looks good
in any of them.
I'm having a really hard
time with it,
if I'm honest.
Yeah.
This is a moment
of contention for you.
Every single time
I take an Instagram video
and try to filter it, I just get so angry.
Can I be annoying right now?
I don't like filters.
Why?
Not any filters?
The pretty one or whatever is fine.
That's whatever.
I don't like the ones that are like,
I've got glasses on, I'm changing my voice.
Because it's like,
you don't have something funny to say
or interesting to say.
You have to rely on a filter.
You're relying on like something that's changing you.
That's a good perspective.
That's why I never use them.
There are girls.
Kat may be one of them, I'm discovering.
Yeah, just one.
That only use the pretty filter.
Okay, I have two girlfriends that I learned about this week.
You do not take any photos or videos without that pretty filter on.
Dang.
That's insane.
That's deceptive.
That is true.
I have friends who only take pictures with the Snapchat filter to then save.
That's what these girls do.
Wow.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah.
And I wouldn't have known unless I knew.
But you guys, people have built entire careers on this.
This is not hating, but have you ever heard of a girl named, I'm going to forget her name.
Dang it.
I'll look it up.
But she has 8 million followers.
She's one of the kind of like Instagram stars for her looks, if you will, and doesn't wear a lot of clothes, if you will.
Sweetest girl.
Met her.
Lovely, lovely girl.
But her entire feed is it's nothing but filtered.
People are curating fakeness oh yeah and cashing in on
it because the world eats it up i know so there there is truth and then there is absolute non-truth
and yeah but but people buy into it and therefore these people are are making a killing and why
wouldn't they that's insane yeah but i like the funny filters because i like to tell stories like
so i like all of that goofiness that's you being you being entertaining. Yes. So that's so funny.
Like I'll do the same exact thing.
Like where it'll be like the one that like makes you look like a munchkin or whatever.
Oh yeah.
I hate that one.
Yeah.
It's just.
Okay.
I get so many snaps.
I'm sure you guys do.
I get so many snaps sent to me where it's just girls like.
Oh.
No, I get no girls.
He's doing a selfie doing that.
Yeah.
And that's all it is.
And I'm like
what is this I don't even know what this is girls think they look cute in the in the filter I guess
but why are you saying it to me I don't need this you're so cute well I know you accept them all
that's interesting though because I don't even have my thing on like people can't send me no me
neither I use it um on my radio show I totally do oh. He does have a segment called Slide In Them DMs.
Yeah.
What is it about again?
I forgot.
It's just a way to give away tickets.
I love that.
So I'll do like a question of the day.
Slide In Them DMs.
And then we have them slide in the DMs with the answer.
Uh-huh, sure.
That's very convenient, Wells.
And then I'll also make them send me their phone number.
And then I'll call them.
Uh-huh, producer creates the segment called Slide In Them DMs.
Can you handle?
It's his excuse for accepting Snapchat.
Let me ask you this.
Yeah.
And also with naked pictures.
Ah!
How,
how,
here's a,
because I think a lot of couples
struggle with this.
The social media
variable in a relationship.
I'm learning about this.
Yeah.
It is a delicate thing.
I'm sure.
Like your behavior, should it it change should it be tweaked
where where are the lines what are the boundaries i mean it's scary out there on your phone i think
so i've definitely changed some of my things that i did in the past really recently well and like
from like i don't do selfies like i used to do the really airplane bathroom selfie because i thought
it was funny anymore i'm not like. Who am I doing this for?
Before you were doing it to get a date?
It wasn't really working.
Guess what?
It did fucking work.
That is why Sarah slid in your DM
or whatever the hell happened.
You used to take pictures in airport bathrooms?
It was like his thing.
Plane bathrooms.
It was his thing.
Every time he got on a plane, it was like a stupid mirror selfie in the airplane bathroom i agree it was
cheesy but like it was a thing it started from the bathroom because when we would when we would
travel one of the main executive producers would always take airport bathroom selfies with us
so then when it when i got off like he would along with do it and then so then i started doing
airplane bathroom selfies and it became like a thing and the law would do it. And then, so then I started doing airplane bathroom selfies and then it became like a
thing.
And you don't do it anymore.
Why?
He was doing it to get a girl and now you've got to go.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I guess part of me is like, you do that to be like, oh, like maybe, I don't know.
I've also done this.
I started unfollowing like, I did follow like hot chicks because I'm a guy.
So I don't think it's as much about the content you're posting.
I mean,
unless you're a girl that takes very scandalous photos,
which I'm not.
So I don't think it's as much about the content that you're posting as much
as like,
it's been a while,
but the last guy I seriously dated something that really caused problems
with us.
He was lead singer in a band and he,
I like on the,
on the explore page or whatever it is that shows what photos other people
are liking.
I would see all these girls pictures that he would like and girls he was following and that
really caused crap between us for sure and so you said something and then i would all the time
defensive and defensive yes yeah very upset so i think that's something like honestly the the
hottest thing to me right now is a guy that does not have Instagram.
Like, if he doesn't have Instagram, I'm like, yes, let's date right now.
How are you supposed to slide in his DMs if he doesn't have an Instagram?
I'm not supposed to.
I'm supposed to meet him organically at a coffee shop in person, Wells.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
That doesn't happen.
But, like, think of, I just think social media destroys relationships.
I do, too.
I'm there with you.
Especially Facebook.
Who's on Facebook?
Like, parents.
Like, I have so many friends' parents that, like, start talking to somebody from high I'm there with you. Especially Facebook. Who's on Facebook? Like parents.
Like I have so many friends' parents that start talking to somebody from high school and it causes their parents to get divorced and they think they're going to go back to
their high school.
Like it's crazy.
Yeah.
It's so unhealthy too.
Like you just said, you can go down this very dark rabbit hole when you're like, when you
are like, well, he liked her picture and then he liked her and then he followed her and
then it's happening and then there's a comment and then, then, then the
comments were moved.
And I mean, there's, it's pretty crazy.
It's like, what the hell am I doing here?
Just, yeah.
Well, for me, it's like, well, if he's looking at that, those girls photos, like, like he's,
you know, missing something with me.
If he has to go like, whatever, like stalk with these other girls.
And like, I don't know.
I just think it's terrible.
I can't handle it.
It's something that I do think it's a big deal.
I do think it's something that you've got to like make changes.
If you are in a committed relationship,
you have to exercise restraint.
It's a respect thing.
Like you can still go all day long.
And look at every girl.
You just can't follow them and DM them anymore.
Yeah.
Like you can't comment on their photos.
Listen,
I'm a very stingy liker i am
too yeah you haven't liked a few of my past photos this week and i'm offended stingy like i'm gonna
stop liking your photos okay when i didn't see them that's your excuse i don't know maybe i
didn't like the picture all right maybe the content wasn't okay i don't know my content is always a
10 or it doesn't get posted so i prefer a stingy liker than an over liker. Same. Yeah.
Some people just like everybody's pictures. It doesn't mean anything.
I don't do that.
I agree.
You know?
You're not wrong.
Yeah.
I love the comment.
You do?
Because I like to say cheeky, funny things.
Of course.
He wants to be seen.
But you can't be doing that on cute girls' profiles anymore.
I don't.
We started talking about this because I went and unfollowed a lot of...
On your own volition
or because she asked you to?
Oh, on my own volition.
That's so nice.
That's good.
And has she adjusted
her social?
I don't know.
Fuck us all up, guys.
Has she adjusted hers at all also?
I don't know.
I'm not like aware enough
to notice that.
Yeah, I feel like guys
aren't as aware.
Girls are such stalkers.
We really go hard
and really creep.
God, it's terrible.
Guys don't do that,
I don't think.
You brought up the thing
of the follow page. You don't even know about this page do you don't i'd never go on that page
like guys i feel like guys wouldn't even know this page exists which is which is so funny because
like like this guy that i was bringing it up to he like didn't even know what i was talking about
this is what i'm talking about right here yeah i know it exists everybody you follow it shows
what they've liked who they comment on oh god i love i love this my favorite thing ding ding ding you're on my phone i can't
take my favorite thing this is so lame and i'm so embarrassed what is it when someone like um tags
you like the the little the little yeah emoji or whatever that pops up when you get tagged in like
another picture oh i don't get that I don't get that at all.
You just got it.
Well, I think I get so many.
I can't.
You mean when you're tagged in just a still photo?
Oh, that?
I get tagged in so much crap.
I love it.
Half my photos are photos of Miley.
I get tagged in the most random things.
Most of my stuff is Miley.
Like random people I've never met, like modeling in their bedroom in South Africa.
I get some of those too.
And they tag me.
stuff random people i've never met like modeling in their bedroom in south africa and they tag me i'm like if i click on like yours or like like anybody any guy's profile it's in the tagged
photos are half of them are girls that tag the guy trying to get attention like i've seen girls
like photos of girls on your tagged photos but like and like isn't that too thirsty come on yeah
that's way too thirsty i hate the tag i always. I love it when it's the same thing every time.
When someone takes a picture with me and they post it, and it's like, met Wells, I accepted
his rose.
And it's like, oh, God.
I never gave out roses.
That doesn't make any sense.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm totally.
What is with my phone?
Your phone sucks today.
It sucks in general.
I know.
I'm going to totally throw Ben under the bus right now.
Last week when he did that thing at Boohoo with Nick.
And who else?
Dean.
They were all there.
Ben legitimately said to me, yeah, I'm going to LA to hand out t-shirts at the Boohoo store.
And I saw his story or somebody's story.
They legitimately handed out roses to those girls at the Boohoo store.
T-shirts, huh?
T-shirts.
I hate that.
Roses.
I know.
It's insane. I feel bad because we haven't
actually done the show with i know okay what is what is one of your favorite things this week
we should talk about some favorite things i i wasn't prepared i don't know i why but i i yeah
i did my job this time i've noah came on one time and I literally didn't tell her
what the podcast was called.
I didn't give her any sort of heads up at all
about favorite things.
But it can literally be anything.
Can I be just generic?
I love this time of year.
I mean, is this gonna air in 2017
or are you guys gonna push this spring?
Because you live in Los Angeles.
It's always this time of year.
No, let me finish
because we're sitting here
And it is, as we are speaking here
On this Sunday morning on the floor of my living room
It's not Thanksgiving yet
But when you guys come back
I like to decorate for the holidays
So I am really
It's one of my favorite things as a mom
Is I love turning out my house
And making it warm and fuzzy
And it'll smell like Christmas.
Do you do the thing
where you like boil apples?
Have you seen that thing?
No, I know what you're talking about.
I just get the candle
that smells like that.
Instead of sticks,
they're like boiling it
in the kitchen.
Potpourri, if you will.
Yeah, I used to do that
where I was from
in a very small town in Indiana.
They did that a lot.
But I don't do that,
but I do like scents.
I'm very much like
an aroma type of.
Same.
I want all of your senses to be blown
when you come into my home this time of year.
Do you get a real tree?
Yes.
You do?
Yes.
You?
No.
I got a fake one,
but I'm not against a real one.
If I wasn't on my own to haul it out,
I would.
I want to get the gaudiest tree in the world.
I want it to be flocked in multicolored.
Ew, the white stuff? No, the world. Like I want it to be like flocked in like multicolored. Ew, the white stuff?
No, the rainbow.
The white trees, they get everywhere.
And like the really cheesy tinsel.
That's fun.
Yeah.
That's good.
Yeah.
I like this time of year too.
I do too.
So that's it.
Although I heard it was going to be like 89 degrees here on Thanksgiving day.
So I honestly think we might like as a joke, just like make it a pool day and like beach
Thanksgiving.
Oh, don't
hate us la we're so happy any year i've spent holidays here i used to lay by the pool and my
mom thinks i'm insane yeah yeah i mean there are there are some benefits to global warming guys
and that yeah truly on thanksgiving is that a benefit
what are some of my other favorite things oh um my gift guide on my blog you guys should
definitely check it out
you should definitely
plug your blog Kat
Kat tell us about your blog
I'm sure Wells
can tell you all about it
Wells
yeah
let's hear it
he left
he left comments
the other day
on you know
a couple of my
outfit posts
number one
number one fan
I mean it's a
it's a fashion
style blog
it's more like
a lifestyle blog
really
oh yeah
you know it's
it's it's it's tackling the struggles of living in a world right now with a couple of kids that
are not good skateboarders.
As they walk in.
Boy,
I heard that.
Yeah,
no,
it's,
it's,
it's fashion.
It's,
it's love.
Yeah.
It's relationships.
It's jewelry.
Yeah.
And it's pictures.
It's a lot of pictures.
It's really original,
huh?
It doesn't sound anything like any of the other vlogs out there.
It's called Cat's Fancy.
That's my favorite piece.
Cat's Fancy.
With two Ts.
No, it is called the Cat Walk.
You can't get much better than that.
The Cat Walk.
That is pretty great.
But I do have a really, I have little elves,
if you will.
My lovely Ginger Duran,
who runs my blog,
she curated this super,
it's a super dope gift guide.
We even have gifts for him.
For him.
For her.
It's fun.
So a lot of the girls
that follow me and stuff
like to know,
love a lot of the gift guides.
Oh yeah,
they love the gift guides.
So I hooked them up.
What's something
on your gift guide that uh because i might need to get some stuff someone's birthday's coming up
oh for for someone else yeah i was gonna recommend the beard tonic for you oh right but he has no
facial hair i know i'm joking like a 14 year old he's got a good amount for Wells right now. Yeah, right? Like a man. Yeah, you've been good. I've got some nice, there's a section called Dream on my gift guide.
There's some very sexy pieces that someone might like.
There you go.
Wait, hold on.
Floor DeMalle, are you familiar with this?
Get familiar, boys.
He's definitely not.
Men listening.
Floor DeMalle is a brand that's like
lingerie but it also has like
velour body suits and like some sexy
like dusters. Very
on trend.
Do women
like it or is it offensive
if you give them
sexy lingerie? That's a good question actually.
Is that a good question? Maybe. I don't think it's offensive.
It's not. No. Why can't it be a good question? actually. Is that a good question? Maybe. I don't think it's offensive. It's not. No.
Why can't it be a good question? Why does everything
of mine have to be shit?
Because, Wells, that's just who you are.
No, I think
it's a good thing.
Yeah, I think in small doses.
I dated this guy once, and I had a new box
of lingerie every week. I'm like, what?
I'm starting to feel like a pretty woman over here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In small doses, I think it's fine. Yeah yeah yeah small doses you don't want to do all
the time and and i like even like valentine's day that would like that's a little that's a
little too cliche but i think just in general i think it's kind of sweet yeah i will say this
but i will say it will say a lot about you what you pick so pick carefully i know so i went to
the mall the other day with Sarah.
By the way,
can I say as a man
what is a good thing
for women to do?
Uh-huh.
Because if you're being
schlepped around the mall,
it sucks for guys
for the most part.
I get it.
But you're with her.
Exactly.
But like,
I think you gotta throw
a guy a bone
every once in a while.
And you gotta go
into Victoria's Secret
and just be like,
look at some stuff.
I think you gotta do that.
Oh, because you like to do that
I think that like
because you're like
restoration hardware
what am I
I'm looking at knobs
I don't know what I'm doing here
you know
that's fair I guess
but girls like
love restoration hardware
I love restoration hardware
see exactly
I love listening
to Cloud Couch all day
every girl loves
restoration hardware
but I never leave with anything
no never
no one's ever bought a thing
in restoration hardware
oh my gosh Tish has yeah I believe that actually Cloud Couch she owns it girl loves restoration hardware. But I never leave with anything. No, never. No one's ever bought a thing in restoration hardware.
Oh my gosh.
Tish has.
Yeah, I believe that actually.
Bob couch.
She owns it.
So you throw you a bone
by taking you into
Victoria's Secret and
what?
And just be like,
what do you, I don't
know.
Letting you know what
she likes so that you
have like an idea.
Okay.
So this is what
happened to me.
And I'll afterwards,
I was like, thank you
for doing that.
I was having a great
time anyways, but it
was a nice thing to be
like, oh, that was, I
really liked that. It was, it was like walking around and be like, what do you, you point out what you like. I see having a great time anyways, but it was a nice thing to be like, oh, that was, I really liked that.
It was like walking around
being like,
what do you,
you point out what you like.
I see.
You know?
Uh-huh.
I wouldn't be loud.
My son is tiptoeing by.
Look at those fresh sneaks.
He's like,
they're cute.
Hey, who's your favorite rapper
we were talking about earlier?
No, one of the ones
they wouldn't know.
Which you would know?
Wouldn't.
Wouldn't know.
Famous Dex.
Never heard? Did he say Famous Dex? Famous Dex. Oh, Dex. the ones they wouldn't know would you would know it wouldn't wouldn't know never heard famous decks dx look it up anyway sorry carry back on to the victoria's secret um anyway it
was just i was just like that was i think that if you're gonna take a guy to the mall all right
and you're doing this for like an hour or whatever a long time and you've been to restoration hardware
and you looked at shoes and all this stuff you and you're just like, I don't know.
Shoes, cabinet knobs.
Yeah, cabinet knobs.
Trying on 30 pairs of jeans.
Edison bulb lamps.
You're like, oh, cool.
I think you've got to throw the guy a bow and be like, hey, let's go look at some sexual entourage.
So anyways, that happened, and I was like, thank you.
I didn't need that, but I liked it.
Okay.
That's interesting.
Write that one down.
Okay, yeah yeah I guess so
because I
here's the thing
now he's
now he's like
uh oh
what's the thing
can I tell myself
under the bus here
keep going
no I don't want to do this
do it now
what's the thing
do it now
so much is like
I feel like in relationships
it's like
what the guys need to do
for the women, right?
Like gotta get flowers,
gotta open the door,
gotta walk on the side of the street,
all that kind of stuff.
Yeah, do you.
Because guess what all,
yeah he is.
Guess what all we have to do.
We have to have periods,
we have to have kids.
But I didn't do that.
I didn't create you.
I don't care.
Anyways,
I think it's,
I want to be the,
I'm going to be the voice box here
alright
that's going to be like
I want something back
I want to walk around
Victoria's Secret
that's all you want
that's all I want
that's all I need
alright
as long as I still
get a gift out of it
that's it
that's easy
I know
we can do that
I can do that
it's little things
Scarlett is very
she's worried about you
because she senses
she senses strain
and anxiety
it's okay baby I think the reason why this podcast is so successful is because She's worried about you because she senses strain and anxiety.
It's okay, baby.
I think the reason why this podcast is so successful is because 97% of it's me being a little anxious, a lot anxious.
And also me painting myself in really bad corners.
And I just sit here and laugh at it and make fun of it.
Oh my goodness.
I gotta go to church.
I know. It is Sunday.. I gotta go to church. I know.
So.
It is Sunday.
Where do you go to church?
I went to 12 years of Catholic school, four years of all boys Catholic school.
It was a lot.
It explains a lot. So you're going out of guilt today.
Well, I mean, so my grandmother's service was yesterday.
Oh.
So my mom's like, everyone's going to church.
Oh, you have to go to church. Where is she? You don't know where you're going? I don't know. It's 20 was yesterday. Oh. So my mom's like, everyone's going to church. Oh,
you have to go to church.
Where did you go?
I don't know where you're going.
It's 20 minutes away.
Oh.
So anyways,
but it's good.
I love going to church.
I don't actually.
You do?
That's a bold lie.
Yeah,
I was going to say.
No,
you don't.
So this is what my family does at church.
It's so much fun.
I love going to church with my family.
So we do,
so like in Catholic church,
it's a lot of like
you gotta stand up
and sit down a lot.
You know,
a lot of that.
Neil, sit.
Up, down, Neil.
I've actually never been
to Catholic church
but I've seen it in the movies.
It's okay.
You get some food at the end.
It's great.
Do you?
A little bit of wine?
A little bit of red wine.
It's like a great diet.
Yeah, great.
Anyway, so my brothers
would do this thing
where we would,
if you're standing
and then it's like,
okay, now be seated.
And then we would have like a game of chicken to be like, who is going to be the last one to sit down?
That is terrible.
I saw like 25 count before sitting down before someone, like my mom, like smacked me on the ass.
Did she know you guys do this?
Yes.
We were so terrible at church.
Because when I was the youngest of five, we were so loud.
Like if you think I'm a lot,
like, you haven't even met my siblings.
Like, church, like, I'm going to be honest with you.
I think that God's like, you can stay home.
All right, guys?
Oh, my gosh.
For other people?
Well, I have to get on a plane.
Where are you going?
Home.
I'm so excited to go home.
I was going to say my favorite thing.
Is going home. Is that I'm going home to my bed. Oh, nice. I'm so excited to go home I was gonna say my favorite thing is going home
is that I'm going home
to my bed
oh nice
I have things due tomorrow
but Tuesday
I'm not getting out of my bed
once
I'm just gonna lay in bed
all day
you know what my favorite
Instagram follow is
right now
boop my nose
have you seen that
no
boop
boop my nose
what is that
it's just like
really close up pictures
of dogs noses
oh okay that's better than what I
was expecting. What did you think it was? I don't know.
Like a cocaine thing or something? Maybe.
Yeah.
I'm going to go start
Kat's Fancy blog.
Kat's Fancy.
That just sounds all kinds of wrong.
It does. It tells me
somebody has already done it. I need to get that Instagram
handle with two T's. Kat's Fancy. That two T's It can be my X-rated version of myself
How about that?
Your Finsta
Do you know what Finsta is?
I always wanted a Finsta
I can't keep up
This was a fun podcast
You guys, thanks for coming to my home
I'm sorry the coffee was terrible
Was it terrible, Wels?
It was amazing It was very stiff thanks for coming to my home I'm sorry the coffee was terrible no it was great was it terrible else no it was
it was amazing
like engine oil probably
it was very
stiff
but it's what I needed
you needed it
that was me looking out
I can't believe
you made it this far
without coffee
it's like the first thing
I do in the morning
is go
I couldn't wait
I love this
you know what
you guys have to come
on my show
yeah
would you come on
Daily Pop
yeah
cause this is all
it's just this
that'd be but around the table
and we're live on television.
That's it.
I'll be back in two weeks.
Okay.
Please do.
That'd be fun.
Yeah.
Come.
I'm here for.
Oh,
you love an excuse to come to LA.
Don't act like you know.
He'll be back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm coming back.
Girlfriend lives.
Jingle ball.
When's that?
Oh yeah.
I might be here for that.
It's like the first week of December.
Okay.
We'll work that out y'all.
Yeah.
Sweet. Y'all. Thank you for having us in your house thank you for coming
follow my blog
the cat blog
not the cat fancy
you got a cool tattoo
thank you
it's a lion
it's got the astrology thing
this is a lion
because my son
the bad skateboarder
just kidding honey
his name is
Orion
like the lion
his nickname is
Orion the lion
so he's my lion
and then my other son
is a Pisces
so this is the Pisces
like cosmic.
How many tattoos
you got?
I think seven
hold on
one, two, three
How many do you have?
Four, five
You have zero.
I gotta get a tattoo.
You gotta get a tattoo.
You gotta do it.
Or now, have I gone too far?
Five, six.
I have six.
Six?
Have you gone too far?
I'm 33 years old and I don't have a tattoo.
No, it's a great time to get one.
I don't think my mom had any until she was older.
Now she's covered.
How many do you have?
I have seven.
Seven?
Oh, wait, I think we're close.
But all mine are pretty small.
Can I tell you one more tattoo story?
Yeah.
Only because it's a cool story
so see this one
this is one of my first one
and this is like
kind of my reminder
to be in the moment
and this is the past
and it's dead and gone
and the future's not promised
so kind of like
I look down and look at it
and it reminds me to
stay here with everybody
so are you an NBA fan at all
she is
talk to me
I'm going to a Laker game
you are
who are they playing
you know who Steph Curry is of to me i'm going to laker game uh you are yeah you know who stuff
curry is of course so i'm i'm uh from um that area northern california so a couple years ago
we're watching i used to work for the pacers so i love that's so cool and i was watching stuff
curry and there's this game and i'm like i said to my kids i'm like i think he that he looks like
he has that same tattoo it looks very similar i even Googled it because I'm like, it's very rare and different.
I couldn't find anything on it online.
His wife, Aisha Curry, comes on E! a couple months ago.
And Jason Kennedy is interviewing her about our new cooking stuff, blah, blah, blah.
He's doing an interview with Aisha and says, oh, let me ask you about you and your husband.
You have the same tattoo.
And you guys always touch it before every game.
And you look at each other as he takes the court,
blah, blah, blah.
And he's like,
what's the meaning of a tattoo?
What is it?
And she's like,
oh, this?
And points to a shape just like me.
She said,
well, I was watching Kat.
No.
No way.
Explain her tattoo on TV
and I love the meaning so much
that I went home,
told Steph,
we go out
and got matching tattoos.
Steph Curry is wearing my tattoo.
That's insane, Kat.
Is that insane?
That is really cool.
I can't close their minds.
They're like, sure.
And so she was just on my show this past week.
And I was like, please tell me the story to my face.
And she retold the story.
And she even added that they were having trouble getting pregnant.
I don't think she'd mind me sharing the story.
And that they needed a distraction.
And they were like, we just got to be now.
We can't worry about it.
We can't worry about tomorrow.
Let's just be today.
Be in the moment.
They go out and get this tattoo.
And then they got pregnant.
That's so cool.
That's awesome.
That's a great story.
I'm like soul sisters and brothers with the Currys.
I mean, I can die now.
And they're like the cutest.
They're the cutest.
They're cute.
They're so cute.
And he's very good at basketball.
He's all right. He's really fun to watch. God, he's good. They're so cute. Yeah. And he's very good at basketball. He's okay.
Yeah.
He's really fun to watch.
God, he's good.
He's so good.
I know.
See guys, we got more shows.
Let me know when you want to come back.
All right.
We'll come back.
We can talk all the time.
Come on your show.
Go to a game.
Okay.
I'm so proud of you.
Who are they playing?
Do you know?
Bulls.
Oh, that'll be a decent game.
He says that like he's me.
Bulls.
The Lakers are terrible.
I just saw them play a few days ago.
Do you want to go to a Laker game? Are you guys going to sit courtside and be cute couple-y? That's me. The Lakers are terrible. I just saw them play a few days ago. Do you want to go
to a Laker game?
Are you guys going to sit
courtside and be cute
couple-y?
That's cute.
She can sit courtside
and she's like,
I know you're a Golden State fan
but that game's not
until next week or whatever
and I was like,
what?
Yes, I don't care.
It could be practice.
I just want to go.
They're so fun.
And there'll be
a couple chairs down.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It'll be a whole experience.
Adam Levine and the hottie, they'll probably be a couple seats down Oh yeah It'll be a whole experience Adam Levine and
Behati
They'll probably be
a couple seats down
Some Kardashian
will be there
Some Kardashian
It'll be a thing
Actually they all go
to the Clippers games now
I think Kendall's
dating Blake Griffin
Oh yeah
So I've heard
Whatever
Clippers are a better team
But Lakers are fun
Wait I did want to
get a shirt
So you know how
Cavs
Wait I do have
a new basketball crush
He plays for the Lakers
Oh my god
Can one of these guys slide in to Brandi's years already?
He's too young for me, to be honest with you.
Whatever.
Oh, come on.
There's no such thing.
How old are you?
Oh, there is.
30.
Vander Blue.
What a great name.
Great name.
Vander who?
Vander Blue.
He plays for the Lakers.
That's him on the right.
How tall is he?
Oh.
He's got to be at least 6'4".
You can't be in the NBA.
This guy's getting a lot of DMs, by the way.
Oh, for sure.
And his name's Slick V's.
Yeah, I don't care.
He's so sexy.
He's cute.
Is he the guy in the front or the guy in the middle?
The right, on the right.
Slick V's.
Oh, he's very hot.
I don't like his hair.
I love his hair.
No.
Look at your hair and then tell me you don't like this guy's hair.
What's wrong with you?
I didn't realize you were this single.
We need to do a whole episode about getting Brandi a guy. the right guy not that she can't do it on her own every
episode is this episode guys i got back on raya when i got here a week ago i've been off for like
nine months because it was so terrible and i was like i'm gonna give it one more shot
re-downloaded it had three messages from this guy who's very good looking but not my type but i'm
trying to branch out here and he he had a million Instagram followers,
and I was like, all right, let's go out with this guy.
I don't like that you used that.
Because for me, one of the hardest parts about dating
is I don't want to go on a date with some guy
that's just going to leave and go tell his friends
he went on a date with Miley's sister.
That sounds terrible to me.
So if it's somebody that's at least got a little bit
something going on, maybe he doesn't care that much,
whatever.
So I go to coffee with him, most boring hour of my life, and like this is why this is why i don't do this and then i left
and i was like okay whatever and i was telling sarah actually about this date because we hung
out that night and i was like yeah i went on a coffee date it was so boring and she was like oh
who was it and i was like telling her oh this guy's got a million instagram followers not really sure
what he does she was like wait what's his name and I told her and she was like Becca from
my office just went on a date with this guy on Tuesday and I was like you're kidding me because
he legitimately sat there and he's from Germany and he told me he was like I can't get my wrap
my head around the fact that people in LA date multiple people at the same time he was like I
could never do that we just we don't do that where I'm from and I was like yeah I'm not really that
person either I've never done that oh he's dating all right he's dating multiple people at the same time and sat there and told
me that and then I found out about this other girl I feel like everyone every guy on riot
Raya is that is the biggest douche I mean they probably are I gotta be honest with you like
probably are I don't know my last boyfriend on right oh god'm sorry. No, it's okay. No.
But it was seven months long.
Really?
It's no more.
But he was only the second person I'd ever actually.
I did it for fun as like an entertainment.
Yeah.
And now they have it for work and friends and whatever.
I try to sign up.
But really, I was married for seven years. So I literally just did it.
So I didn't have to leave my house.
And it was like, oh, this is fun.
Oh, he's kind of cute.
And then I actually left the house and met the guy and then seven months later that's
insane but anyway i tried to but i do think you're right i think there is so much going on i i want
to do some type of segment i don't know how you do that because i don't know if i can actually
put their stuff on blast but going through bumble profiles and raya profiles it's like
there's so much guys do wrong.
Like what is going through your mind
when you pick these photos
and you write these by,
like I need,
I want to do a whole thing about it.
Yeah, they're not pandering.
It's insane.
They're not pandering.
But I think that's what all dating apps are anymore.
It's like,
here we go with the emo music.
I just wanted like a close out.
A nice little outro.
Is this our,
what's it called again?
Manchester Orchestra.
Manchester Orchestra.
See, I learned something today.
All right.
I learned about the dickie.
I'm going to stop talking
about my dating problems now.
Can you believe
I sent this to a girl?
No, you're an idiot.
I'm such a fucking idiot.
I can't believe
she's still with you.
God, what was I thinking?
OMG.
All right. Love you guys. I got to go to church. I got to get on a plane. I'm so hung all right um i gotta go to church i gotta get on a plane
you look better you look less puffy now you have a water coffee i have water here we believe in
water in this house by the way do you think that soda water does not hydrate you or does
like club soda like as in like sparkling water. Yeah.
Like Perrier.
Yes.
I would believe it would.
You stink?
I think the carbonation cancels it out.
It's a liquid.
Let me see those glasses.
The carbonation cancels it out.
Your glasses are hideous,
by the way.
Those are my brothers.
My dad wears these.
Those are my brothers.
Whatever.
I left one out.
The fact that I'm here
is a freaking miracle.
I thought for sure you were going to bail on me last night.
I texted him and I was like, are you good for tomorrow?
I went for three hours.
I was already going to nine instead of eight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was Wells' request, by the way, not mine.
Well, because I go to church.
I know, but you're going to make it.
I didn't think I was going to get so wasted.
No, I did.
Thank God.
Thank God.
I don't think I did.
Yeah, go to church and thank the Lord that you're alive.
I know.
Love you guys.
Love you.
Thank you so much.
Thanks, Kat.
Thank you for coming.
Katwalk.com.
Proud of you.
The Katwalk.
The Katwalk.com.
Katwalk.com.
Do it.
All right.
Love you guys.
Do it.
Do it.
Bye.
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