Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Childless Dog Lady, Jason Kelce, Olivia Rodrigo, and Serial Killers

Episode Date: November 6, 2024

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well, we're still counting shit, I guess. I don't know. We'll see what happens. So there you go. I have covered my bases on that. I will say this about the election, and I guess I'll be speaking as future Wells here. I'm so fucking glad it's over. That was way too much. Way too much. I feel like i don't remember elections being so fucking annoying in the past do you i mean maybe i guess yeah i guess like the remember like the hanging chad the gore florida thing that was annoying oh yeah, you're right. That was bad. And then the last one was bad because the fucking, there was a riot afterwards. But that happened in January. That wasn't in November.

Dude, I just, I don't like it anymore. Also, we've all got phones. Can we just vote on those things, you know? Why do I got to do it in a booth? I don't understand. Why can't we just do it on our phone? Facial recognition. So it knows it's us. I guess you could, I guess you could cheat. I don't know. I think you cheated either way, but I just feel like so antiquated, you know, like I can do an Instagram, Facebook poll and know the results in real time. This one, we got to have people that are counting shit.

I mean, we got, we got computers, we got AI, you know, we got algorithms. Why can't we do this right now? We're on the phone. I don't understand. Anyways. So I know that this is Wednesday, but I am, it's a Monday morning. I'm watching and on the news, Donald Trump's a Monday morning and I'm watching on the news. Donald Trump's giving a speech and it's just blonde white women behind him.

They all look exactly the same. They look like they would be in a country band. And one of them plays the fiddle. And one of them plays the banjo. And one of them plays the guitar. And they wear sundresses. And they're called like the McCulley sisters. Man, McCulley sisters are great.

You know that band. I think there is that band. There's been that band many times. But they all look the exact same. And then they're flanked by two white guys in blue suits and red ties and red hats. It's weird that there is a uniform for people in MAGA. That's very weird to me. I've always found that that was odd that there's a uniform for it. I guess they feel like they're on a team, which makes sense, I guess. Like, I think it's fucking lame if you wear like a jersey to a sporting event, you know, like you're an adult and you're wearing, like, it's one thing

if a kid does it, you know, but like, if you're an adult that wears a jersey to a sporting event, dude, what are you, you think they're going to let you play or something? Then you'll see guys that wear the jersey of a guy who doesn't even play there anymore or has like retired. And I get it. You know, if you, you know, I get it. Like if you go into a Patriots game, you're going to wear a Brady jersey. I get it. But like, dude's not even on the field. Who are you celebrating? Anyways, I always thought that was weird. I think you can wear a t-shirt with like the logo of the team on it or something. That's okay. But the jersey thing really kind of rubs me the wrong way. It's kind of like when you go to a concert and you're wearing the band's t-shirt. That's like, bro, okay. The rule is you got to wear a t-shirt that's similar, like a band that's similar to the band so people know you're chill, but you can't wear

the band t-shirt to the show. We all know that. Unless there is one rule. If you buy a t-shirt there, which you're inevitably going to do, you can then put it on. And when anyone says, dude, what are you wearing? You're wearing the band t-shirt there. Then you go, look, I'm wearing two t-shirts. I bought this. I'm just not going to hold it like a fucking schlep all night, you know? Then that's okay. Anyways, how did we get there?

Should we call the brand Zeno? Let's do it. Let's call the, let's call the Branzino. Let's do it. Let's call the... Let's call the... Branzonino. Branzino. It is time. Branzino. What's the tea?

That's how you're starting? What's the tea? Wow. What's wrong? What's the tea? Oh, I'm just tired. Oh, yeah. You've been traveling around.

Another day, another plane. I'm also dog sitting, this little puppy here. Who's that dog? That dog's got big old ears like a hounder. She's a vizsla. She's a hunting dog. Oh, a vizsla. She is very clingy, as you can see.

Hi, Ren. Say hello. Hello is very clingy, as you can see. Aww. Hi, Ren. Say hello. Okay. Can I have that dog? Yeah, you can. Whose dog is that? She's my friend Emily's dog. Can I have that dog, Emily?

Ren, you can't do this the whole episode. I love you. Is that a puppy? She's a puppy, yeah. Oh, that's a cute dog. She's like almost one. Yeah. But you know.

Very needy. Yeah, very. I found that. All right, Ren. I think that the next dog I get is going to's a cute dog she's like almost one yeah but you know very needy yeah very i found that all right i think that the next dog i get is going to be a girl dog girl dogs are the freaking best well they're much more cuddly and cute no ma'am do you think yeah boy dogs are much more independent i don't know if that's true yeah i mean i watched a lot of tiktok videos uh that say that. That's interesting. I feel like my girl dogs are much more independent,

and my one boy dog is the one that needs the most coddling. Really? He's the most nervous. He likes to cuddle the most. Really? Yeah. Okay, I could be wrong. I feel like the girl dogs are like the head bitch, you know?

The only problem with the girl— They don't need no man. Yeah, I get it. They're like Beyonce. Yeah. And me. You don't have a man? I didn't say I don't have one. I said I don't need one.

Oh, you don't need one. Okay, okay, okay. Different. Got it, got it, got it, got it. The only problem with girl dogs is you can't name them something fun. With boy dogs, you can name them funny shit. I mean, you could. I mean, you can have a girl dog with a funny boy name, I suppose. We do it

with kids all the time, you know? How many girls have you met named Charlie these days? Jesus Christ, it never ends. I guess you could do like a funny old lady name like Enid or Esther or something like that. Matilda. Yeah. Yeah. Matilda would be a pretty funny name for a dog. It would be ridiculous.

I would love that, actually. That was my grandma's name. I wanted to, if we ever had a girl, I wanted to name her Matilda. It would be ridiculous. I would love that actually. That was my grandma's name. I wanted to, if we ever had a girl, I wanted to name her Matilda. A child? A child, yes. But I don't know if Sarah's really down with that. What would the nickname be? I guess she hates my grandma. I always think about that. Well, that was the problem is that my grandma's nickname or, and her name ended up being Tilly and no one liked that. No one liked that. And then my father used to call her Till the Pill. Typical in-law joke. Pretty funny, actually. I'm not sure you want that for your daughter.

I know. I know. But Tilda is very cute. It's not my favorite. It reminds me of that fucking movie. I know that girl's cute, though. Not really. Yeah, she was. I think that was like the defining characteristic of that girl was that she was cute. Interesting. You know, I just don't like kids, I think. You don't. Yeah, she was. I think that was like the defining characteristic of that girl was that she was cute. Interesting.

You know, I just don't like kids, I think. You don't. Dude, you are such a, what is the word? What is the word when women are like old shrews and like they don't? The new term is childless cat lady, which is me. Yeah, you don't even have a cat though. I do have two cats. Yeah, but they're like barn cats.

Yeah, but I got them. That's true. Ren. You're really more of a childless dog lady. I'm an independent girly, and I appreciate other independent girlies. Anyways, you know, I was just talking about the why I have tears. This is coming out the day after the election, so we'll

see what's going to happen there. But I was watching the news right now and Trump's doing a rally. And so like right behind him is blonde women, blonde women, blonde women, blonde women, blonde women, and then flanked by two boys who are in blue jackets and red ties and red hats. And

one, I'm like the blonde, the little harem of blonde girls looks like, like a country band. Like one plays the banjo, one plays the mandolin, one plays the fiddle, one plays the guitar and they sing old country songs. That's what that looks like. And then the guys were, you know, we're wearing the kind of the Trump uniform. And I just think that's so funny that they've got like a uniform, you know, they're like a team.

Say what you want about MAGA. They are a team. Yeah. But it's fucking weird right it's weird it's giving i don't like it well what i was saying to the wife two years beforehand is um it's like you're the adult that's going to like sporting events wearing the actual jersey like dude what are you doing you're an adult it's one thing for kids to do it but what do you think? Dude, you're 47 years old. You're 285 pounds. You think that they're going to fucking, because you're wearing the jersey, they're going to allow you on the field and play? No, dude, not at all. Why are you wearing this? That's a fucking nerd move, my guy. And if you're wearing a fucking, the suit that he wears with the fucking American flag little pin

and the hat. Don't care who you voted for, but you look like a fucking weirdo, my guy. You're just fucking, you're just like a normal person. I don't know. Yeah. But whatever. Whoever wins, I don't really give a shit. But did you watch?

I give a shit. I mean, I give a shit too, but you know, what are you going to do? Like it's over now, right? Or it might not be. We might be still counting votes. I haven't voted yet. I'm so jealous you got to do the mail-in thing. Well, we have another day. We're going to walk over and drop it in today.

Did you watch the last SNL? No, I didn't. Oh, it's really funny. Kamala is on it. Oh. Maya Rudolph does such a good job of doing Kamala. She does. This has been my favorite SNL thing in a while

because they brought back Dana Carvey to do Joe Biden and he's so fucking good at it like regardless of your politics you have to like Dana Carvey's Joe Biden and he'll say he says the same lines every single week guys no joke and it's so funny every time Dana Carvey he was he is my favorite SNL cast member ever, I think. Wow. Oh, wow. I know. Bold call.

Bold statement, yeah. Do you have a favorite SNL cast member of all time? I think it's really hard to pick a favorite. Yeah, okay. I mean, there's just been so many great people on there. You know, I love Andy Samberg. He's just like always going to be one of my favorites. Well, Andy Samberg's in it every week, too, as Doug. Here's the thing I learned on

SNL this last week, that Kamala Harris's husband, Doug, his last name isn't Harris. It's something else. And that annoys me. Does it? I mean, it doesn't really because my wife's last name isn't Adams, but I don't know what his last name is. And I feel like I should know that. I just know his first name's Doug. Maya Rudolph doing Kamala Harris, then Kamala Harris came on, and so they're talking into a mirror and talking back and forth. It's a really funny skit. But I tell you all that to tell you this.

In my mind, I was like, if I'm Lorne Michaels, I'm also asking Trump to come on. Have them both on. And Trump's such, one, he's an entertainer, like say what you want about him. That's what he is. He's not a real estate person. He's a fucking entertainer. Yeah. He's a shitty real estate person. Bankrupt so many times, but his shows have always been good. I'm like, why isn't he on? So I don't even know if they asked him, but I do know that NBC had to do a make good because they gave Kamala Harris 90 seconds of screen time,

but they had to give Donald Trump 90 seconds of screen time. So what NBC did was they let Trump talk during a NASCAR race, which is so fucking funny. Okay. Like that's the most amazing thing in the world. It was like all you liberals watch fucking improv television skit comedy and all you conservatives watch nascar and but i would have loved it so much more if they had them both on i know i think we need that as a society we need to bring them together it might have been really because those debates got cray cray i mean actually there was

only one of them i mean the only one with kamala and i think it's pretty good okay i didn't mind it yeah yeah wearing like a uniform to a rally when you say the words out loud uh-huh it is fucking weird it is when you wear the uniform to the rally i don't like i don't like anything i just said there nope but that's a thing that's happening a happen i know whoa when you say it out loud it really does give you the ick but anyways listen it's over now who gives a a shit? I don't really care. Whatever. What's going on in your life, dude? Just got back from LA. I was there for 10 days. Only you know what?

You know what? That was 8 days too long. 8 days too long. Yeah, you're a 2-day gal in LA? I would have been good with 2, yep. Yeah. Yep. Yep. But it was fine. I got a lot done. Went to New York this weekend weekend i did play a show in la at the avalon last friday night yeah and there were some wife tears there i freaking love

seeing the wife tears at my shows it just makes me so happy so shout out to the wife tears that were there thanks guys yeah yeah i pulled a switcheroo on my old Halloween costume. Ah. I don't know if you saw that. You had two costumes, correct? I was going to be Dory, and then she was going to be the little redheaded kid, and I was going to be in like a big bag, you know, from Finding Nemo. We went to like an actual Halloween party at my brother's house,

which isn't like the big dress-up party, and she dressed up as Nicole Scher scherzinger in sunset boulevard and then i had a i had a ketchup bottle uh costume that i wore for like some ad we did with sonic and then i just changed the writing on the if if anyone it's a mad libs fucking story of what i'm saying out loud. And then I just wrote like Nicole Scherzinger's Blood, Do Not Touch. And then so then I was like the blood bottle. You know, I felt left out. I don't want to be a bottle of blood. I also want to put a dress on and look pretty and then put blood all over my face and wear a wig, you know?

So here's what I realized, dude. I'm an ugly girl. I thought I'd be a cute girl, but I don't have the bone structure for it. I'm just not thin enough. I need to lose a couple pounds. I think my tits need to get a little bit better. It's hard being a girl. You and me both.

Especially in this country. It's tough out there, bud. The Halloween was fun. Nina and Sean's party was litty kitty in the city. They had an awesome band, by the way. Well, they were celebrating an engagement.

They were. So I'm sure it was just extra litty. I know. Like when we got invited to that, we didn't know it was going to be an engagement party,

but it kind of was. Yeah. Love that. All the stars were there. But you know what's funny about those, those like, those famous

like Halloween parties? You don't know who anybody is because they're all dressed up. Which is kind of nice, right? It's great, yeah. No one was asking me for pictures because they couldn't tell it was me. And I'm the biggest star out there.

Right. Oh, obviously. I mean... How come you guys don't get invited to heidi klum's party i don't know i tell you what i can't stand heidi klum in halloween every year i go on the rant about it so fucking annoying she's so try hard dude fucking calm down you didn't like et i've never liked a single fucking costume she's done i think it's so annoying she spends thousands of dollars on on makeup and like she's in a movie or something um should we show the show yeah yeah all right um go for it i think it's you bros and hoes you're listening to your favorite thing

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Do it. Dude, so much happened in the fucking news this week, I feel like. Did it? Yeah, like. I don't watch the news, so enlighten me. Well, I guess it's not really like, it's not like in the news, but like things that like interest me. TikTok. Did you see Jason Kelsey body slamming a cell phone?

I did. Absolutely amazing. I loved it. Absolutely loved it. I hope he gets no backlash for that at all. Okay. So if you missed it, effectively, Jason Kelsey was at a Penn State game. He's like walking through the crowd.

He's got a 24 pack of beer because that guy's fucking chill as shit. Everyone's following him, carrying phones, being like, Jason, let me get a picture, let me get a selfie, let me get a picture. And some guy goes, hey Jason. Actually, let's just play it.

Yeah, play it for us. Alright, so he's walking through the crowd. Kelsey, Kelsey. Everyone's annoying him. Kelsey, Kelsey. So some guy yells, hey Kelsey, how does it feel that your brother's F word, homophobic slur, dating

Taylor Swift? Someone says this to an ex-NFL player who is like a year removed from the league, by the way. That's what someone says to him. He's got a full rack of beer, so he's probably been drinking. So then it continues. He hears that.

Can I get a fist bump? He goes, what did you say? Can I get a fist bump? Oh! Slams the phone. Oh, my God. Okay, so, and then what he says at the end, the guy's like, you broke my phone. Amazing.

This is the problem with gen z right here and i it was encapsulated in one fell swoop in one little viral moment we got to see the problem with gen z which is a bunch of these fucking entitled kids who have been keyboard warriors their entire lives and saying shit behind an anonymous non-profile to fuck with people of status because it makes them feel a little bit better about themselves. And this time it bled over into real life. And this kid got to find out what the term fuck around and find out really means. And let me tell you something to that fucking kid. You are so lucky that there were cameras there because if it was back in the nineties when this guy grew up,

cause I imagine I'm around the same age, the 320 pounds of pure NFL man meat would have put your face through the concrete. All right. You are so lucky you are not in full traction right now, my friend. Yeah. And I hope, and you know what's probably going to happen,

he's probably going to get sued for like $1,000 for the phone or whatever and he'll probably have to pay it. And that right there is what's wrong with the country. Agree. You should get the shit kicked out of you. And you know what? We need to find a gay man, like a gay MMA guy or something, you know, and he should get to go in and fuck you up for saying what you said. I agree. I think. Yeah. Or maybe Travis Kelsey

should come in and say, what did you say about me and my girlfriend? I loved it. Well, yeah, that's great. I love that for everybody, you know. I did too, man. I just, I'm all for free speech, but say it with your chest. And if you say it with your chest, you gotta know there's also free speech, which is I can now rip your phone out of your hand

and freely slam it into the ground. Yeah. Did you see that Olivia Rodrigo says her one main red flag is going to space? Wait, what? I'll show you. The biggest red flag. Okay.

This is a very oddly specific question that I ask guys on first dates. I always ask them if they think that they would want to go to space. Oh, yeah. And if they say yes, I don't. I just think if you want to go to space, you're yeah. And if they say yes, I don't think... I just think if you want to go to space, you're a little too full of yourself

because I think it's just weird. Okay. Olivia Rodrigo. Fuck you, man. Oh. Yeah. And let me tell you why.

Okay. Asking someone if they want to go to space is a dream that might be unattainable. but it is a dream nonetheless. And you, as now a famous singer, got to pursue your dreams and now have millions of fans and play these packed out arenas and you're so talented. But you know what got you there? Dreaming big.

And how dare you take that away from some man or woman, depending on what you're into. I'm not really sure these days. Well, here's my thoughts. Yeah. I think it's a red flag if you don't kind of want to go to sports. Yeah. Because why limit yourself? Yeah.

If you're just like, I don't know. To me, that just means that you're not a very open-minded person. I don't know that you're just like stuck in your little like world. Like why would you not want to go to space? It seems so cool. Yeah. It's like somebody that says like, I don't really like to travel.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't need to see beautiful places. Or like someone that's like, I don't like comedy,

but whatever. It's not the same at all. I'll tell you why that's a crazy thing for Olivia Rodrigo to say. Okay. When you get to go to space, one, you get a different perspective of the earth. I assume that's really cool. I assume everything changes when you see the earth from afar and you're like, Jesus Christ, that's beautiful. Yeah.

But the other thing, what's the number one answer to the question if you got any superpower what would you have what is the answer nine times out of ten fly yes and when you get to go to mine at all okay but you but you answered it the way that i thought you would answer it and what you get to do when you go to space fly you actually get to fly right you get to float Fly. You actually get to fly, right? You get to float. That's flying.

It's different. I don't know if it is. I think it's different. Well, what? I think that's fly. If I was right now, hover floating above the ground, would you? Yeah, you call that flying? You wouldn't call that flying? No, I think flying, flying entails like momentum and like direction and like going somewhere.

Yeah, but I could push off and then go. Float. But you can float and push off and then you're floating, but you're flying. You get no say which direction you're going. If you're floating out in space, if you're floating out in space, if it were true, people in the movies wouldn't float out into space and be forever gone. They'd be able to fly back to the spaceship. It don't work like that. Yeah.

But if you have like a jet pack or something, then you can just turn around or something. Jet pack is different. But you can, you can push yourself into one direction and then you're flying, you're flying. And you're floating for a second. And then you're just in the abyss.

Then you're never, you're no, you're still floating forward. Your momentum never stops. Correct. You're flying forward. Well, this is a dumb conversation.

And now you're making me angry. You're making me more angry than Olivia Rodrigo did. I think if I could have a superpower, it would be transporting myself places. I don't need to fly there, but I need to be able to snap my fingers, and all of a sudden, I'm in Patagonia. I guess if you flew fast enough,

you could do that same thing. I want teleportation. Teleportation? Yeah. I want flying. flew fast enough, you could do that. It's the same thing. I want teleportation. Teleportation? Yeah. I want flying. Okay. Well, you can fly and I'll teleport. I mean, it's kind of the same thing, I guess.

No, it's not. Nope. Well, it depends on how fast you can fly. Nope. Birds fly. No, teleport is like literally like you're in one place and then just like, boom, you're in another. Yeah, but if you could. There's no movement.

There's no flying. You're just like boom you're in another yeah but there's no movement there's no flying you're just like there brandy if you could fly at the speed of light you could teleport anywhere immediately light travels around the earth you wouldn't be teleporting you'd be flying light travels around the earth seven times yes and it's not teleporting in one second it's moving in one second it goes around the earth seven times. So if you wanted to travel anywhere at the speed of light, if you could fly at the speed of light, then you're anywhere in the earth, it would be in less than a second, which would be teleportation. So that gives you the best of both worlds, Brandy. You're thinking too small. All right?

You've got to think big with a superpower. I'm good with the teleporting. Happy, come here. the world's brandy you're thinking too small all right you gotta think big with a superpower i'm good with the teleporting happy come here i saw this video and i actually commented on it kristen cavallari has a podcast and bobby flay came on it okay and bobby flay talks about the time that he slid into her dms oh and i just wanted to talk about it with you. Would you ever slide into the DMs or have you ever? Actually, I have to, I want to talk to you about this. Okay. Because you and I had a situation where I was going to Nashville.

Okay, yeah, let's talk about this. Can I tell us? Yes, absolutely. I was going to, I was coming to Nashville literally for one day for a meeting. And I was like, who do I know in Nashville? Okay, so I DMed you. And I was like, I said to you, now so I DM'd you yeah I was like I said to you now I know what I what words I use specifically because you reminded me I said can I I'm gonna

be in Nashville for one night can I take you to dinner yeah and you literally said something to me like I'm already like dating somebody and I said I just want to go to dinner with you I was like uh foot and mouth and then and we had the best time yeah but what you taught me is something i didn't know which is the words that you used made me feel that way you said when you when you said you didn't know that take you to dinner yeah to me that is a date yeah okay right i mean i didn't think of it that way yes you did but also i think there's a fair argument that i shouldn't just assume i said this to you too i probably shouldn't have just assumed that you also wanted to take me on a date, but I think that's fair too. I'm like, oh, everyone wants to take me out. Like, calm down. Take it easy. Yeah, relax, Kristen.

Okay. What are your thoughts? I think at our age, people aren't asking to take you to dinner unless they're taking you on a date. Yeah. Right? Yeah. I would have thought the same thing as Kristen. Hey, Bobby Flay, you're not fooling anyone, my guy. All right? Yeah. Also. You wanted to break off a piece of the hills.

For sure. For sure. And also, she said, didn't she said her response was that I'm dating someone or I'm dating someone? Okay. Since everybody just knows at this point. My boyfriend would not be happy if I went out to dinner with a single man. 100%. I would not feel.

That wouldn't be great. I would not feel comfortable if someone. With some man taking Sarah to dinner. Yeah. No. That's weird. Here's the thing. So Bobby Flay's promoting some book or some bullshit whatever you know

so he's going on this media tour and he goes on kristen cavallari show and he she brings up this story of dms and you know in his head he goes oh shit she's gonna bring up this story so i'm gonna get ahead of it right oh yeah so then he brings it up and was like i wasn't trying to ask you what i did dude just own it just be like oh. I didn't know you were dating somebody or whatever, you know? Yeah. But him trying to play like the, I just wanted to, what? You think you're so full of yourself that everyone wants to take you on a date? Dude, one, she's beautiful.

Two, Bobby Flake. Shut the fuck up, dude. We fucking go. So it sounds like she did go out to dinner with him, right? Exactly. Because they said we had a great time? Yeah. I wonder what her boyfriend thought about that.

I don't know, but I wouldn't be pumped about it. I wonder if it was Mark. Zuckerberg? No, Mark, her ex. McGrath? My God. Who's her... Keep up.

What, Mark? The Montana boy. They're already broken up at the time. Oh, yeah, I know. Couldn't believe that one didn't last. Wells. Me neither. You kidding me?

Sometimes I feel bad for like, see, she was just using that for some young dork. Yeah, I said get it. Yeah, and you know what? He doesn't give a shit. Nah, he'll be all right. He'll be just fine. Yeah.

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All right, bud? But you fought it, bud. You could have met your fucking person if you just admitted that what you were doing was shitty to those fucking cats. Anyways, I thought that was kind of funny. You got some favorite things bro oh my god bro did you not watch any love is blind at all no oh my god you're really missing out am i yeah you are have you watched any like seasons of love is blind did you ever watch the first season and i was like i don't once i was like i

know what this is this is the show is we want to get people to not show up to fucking weddings which i think is a mean premise well here's the thing it's really boring when they're in the pods yeah but then once they get out it it turns so juicy like so quick you know it's so good so i would say like maybe just watch like the back half of seasons okay the reunion just aired a couple days ago and boy oh boy was it fucking phenomenal how was uh vanessa nick so vanessa was much more what's the right demure sure i was gonna say subdued is that yeah was that correct she didn't go in on anyone they finally got some notes there that's good yeah like she got some notes listen there were a couple of times where like i kind of wish she had gone in on them a little bit yeah um because a couple of these guys were

real pieces of shit and i actually would have loved to see her go in on them a little harder specifically ramses ramses and marissa ramses we got a pharaoh here his name is ramses ramsay ramsay ramses uh and listen in the beginning marissa and ramses seemed so perfect for each other they were so cute and you know coming out of the pods i honestly they were like one of the couples i thought were going to go the distance and ramses just turned out to be a real piece of shit marissa was freaking heartbroken And let me tell you what, the first red flag, the moment I knew this wasn't going to work out is when they had an argument, post pods, real life dating, right before the, before the, right before the weddings, they're having a conversation about contraception. Marissa doesn't want to take birth control, which is fucking valid since it's terrible for us. And he's like, well, I want to

enjoy sex. So I don't want to use condoms. You pompous piece of shit. Then go get a vasectomy because it's a lot fucking easier for you to do that than a girl to have to take a fucking pill that's going to change her entire body and be terrible for her. He made it seem like, well, if I have a condom on, like I'm not going to enjoy sex with you. I mean, condoms do suck, but I get it. I agree with you. I agree with you. Come the fuck on, bro.

Just come on her. Just come the fuck on. Yeah. Her stomach. It's not that hard. Like, like what a selfish piece of shit. I just can't stand when men are like, well, if I don't enjoy sex, then it's no go. Like then bye.

You know, I don't think it's a little bit of like, I'm trying find ways out none of them i mean i guess that's my thing is like i feel like the show is a of course these are never going to work because they don't fucking know what each other look like and they're not sexually attracted it's an important part so then then it's just a show of like how do i get out of this thing yeah so anyway there were there were many red flags with him but that was the one where i was just like wow okay you just showed your true colors and good riddance yeah um and i really would have loved for vanessa to go in on him at the reunion on that topic because he fucking deserved it the best part of the reunion for me the juiciest part of it was this drama between nick and hannah okay in the pods i think I like touched on this last week like Nick comes off when you can't see him as this like ex-football player jock ladies man is kind of

how he's like portraying himself and he's not and then the girl's not really a cheerleader she's a little bit exactly right like they both kind of amped up you know that the whole aspect of that and then they meet in real life and to to be completely honest with you, I felt like Hannah looks wise and just like in general was like way out of his league as they date outside of the pods. Like fucking Nick is a 28 year old boy living at home with his parents. He has no responsibilities. He doesn't make money. He has no fucking concept of reality and like what being an adult is really like. And Hannah continues to date him because she loves him. You know, that's the show.

And did she, was she a little blunt about some things, you know? And did she take digs at him when he said things like, yeah, I moved from upstairs with my parents to the basement? he said things like, yeah, I moved from upstairs with my parents to the basement. Like, yeah, she took a dig or two at him, but apparently she got crucified for being mean to him, quote unquote. And I feel like Hannah deserves some fucking grace because I could not have stood there and dated this fucker who was living with his parents and had no responsibilities. I just couldn't have done it. And I thought she had more patience than I definitely would have and was giving him more of a chance than I ever would have. And now she's the one getting attacked that he had so much

patience for her because she's so mean and blunt. I don't think she's mean and blunt. I think she's a grown ass woman who takes care of her damn self and ended up dating a freaking boy who wasn't truthful about his situation in the pods. And I don't know. I just didn't love the way Hannah was attacked on social media. And I didn't love him and all his fucking guys going in on her at the reunion. Justice for Hannah.

That's all I'm saying. And Hannah looks fucking great. She had a glub. Girl, I want to know whatever you did because you look amazing. All right. Well, I still don't want to watch it. That didn't make me want to watch it. That made me hate everybody.

You love Dumpster Fires. I do, I know, but I really got to be invested. I have no idea what happened with the Golden Bachelorette. Do you know what happened? No clue. No clue. I'm so sorry to everyone out there that was hoping that I would talk about it, but I just couldn't do it. Couldn't do it. Oh,

but I do know they didn't have Mark be the golden bachelor because apparently he's dating some like actress from One Tree Hill or fucking. Well, that sounds way better. I know. Dude, Mark went the Wells route. Yeah, he did. Wow. Give that a ding. I get it, dude. You know, I don't think anyone really want me to be The Bachelor. Everyone wanted you to be The Bachelor, my guy. Yeah. Okay, I've watched a bunch of stuff. Okay. Shrinking is back on.

I don't think you watched the first season. It's so good. Harrison Ford is absolutely fantastic. Jason Segel, obviously, is amazing. And I've known that Brett Goldstein from ted lasso has been a creator of this i would been wondering if brett was going to become a part of the show because he's so good in ted lasso and finally i think it's like the first episode of season two we watched and he comes in and his character is i mean he's only in for like one scene, but you're like, this is going to be so good.

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And Heidi Gardner who is on SNL and Ted McGinley, who was on like, um, married with children. He's hilarious. And Wendy Malik who was on like, just shoot me in like's hilarious. And Wendy Malick, who was on like Just Shoot Me and like a bunch of other shows. Anyways, The Cat and then Brett Goldstein. Anyways, cast is amazing. Go check it out. I love it.

Okay. Finally watched Twisters. I saw that. You did? We never talked about it. That's because by the time I watched it, it was just kind of over. I know, but still, you gotta tell the folks what what's going on did you i mean you know your homies in it so i'm sure you loved it i did like it my my only thing is is i don't know what glenn powell's job as a storm chaser is like,

I understood the one team wanting to map the twisters and stuff. And they were funded by the government, but then you end up finding out that they're kind of funded by a piece of shit and for like insurance reasons or whatever. So I understood like what, what their purpose was. But then I'm like, is Glenn's his posse.

Is it just a YouTube channel? channel like is this whole thing just like i'm a youtuber yes that was my thing was like hold on this whole thing is because you guys have a youtube channel yes also like he's crazy he takes his truck into fucking tornadoes and then puts the anchors down and just what happens if a tractor runs into you you know yeah it's not realistic not really but anyways i liked it glenn is actually fantastic in it he is and uh actor what's her name is it daisy ridley daisy anchor jones daisy anchor jones okay she's british right i think she can do an abnormal american accent but then she's having to do like oklahoma which is something different obviously glenn's from texas so he can do a normal American accent. But then she's having to do like Oklahoma, which is something different.

Obviously, Glenn's from Texas, so he can do Texas, Oklahoma. But a British person who can do a normal American accent, then trying to get like this kind of unique Midwestern Oklahoma panhandle thing. Not panhandle. That's Florida, right? Panhandle's Florida. Well, Texas House also has a panhandle. It does, right? It panhandles florida well texas house also has a panhandle it does right it does well anyways texas it's very unique and i feel like i heard her british come out more so than i saw like in like uh where the crawdad sings

anyways whatever because it's shit very fun very fun movie enjoyed Enjoyed it. I did too. Yeah. I also watched Salem's Lot, which. I like the new one. The new one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How was it? It's good. I'm a huge fan of Stephen King, obviously. He's probably my favorite author.

I do love him. I do love him. And I read the book. The trailer looks so much scarier than the movie is. Really? Yeah. Like we saw the, we watched the trailer and I was like, than the movie is. Really? Yeah, like we saw the, we watched the trailer and I was like, I really want to watch that. And Sarah's like, it looks too scary.

I'm not sure if I want to do that. And I'm like- That was my thoughts. Yeah. I read the book and I remember being like, this isn't that scary. Who knows? And then when we finally sat down,

she was like, I'm really nervous. This is going to be really scary. And I was like, it's vampires. What? It's vampires. I said, yeah, this is a vampire movie. And she was like it's vampires what it's vampire i said yeah this is a vampire movie and she was like oh i didn't know that vampires are not as scary as ghosts are i don't think right and once she knew that she was like oh okay let's watch this and then we watched it

it is scary is it i mean but it's not it's not like the exorcist scary or like the Babadook scary, you know? Yeah. It is a vampire movie. So whatever. But anyways, the cast is kind of fun. The main character is Lewis Pullman, who I didn't realize, but Sarah told me is his dad is a famous actor, Bill Pullman. He's the president in Independence Day. Oh. He's also the guy that's in Spaceballs.

Anyways, he's the lead. Lewis Pullman is. He's great in it. And the surrounding cast is great as well. Just, if you like spooky, scary movies, go check it out.

Salem's Lot. Okay. All right. It's on Max. So it's, you know, if you have Max, it's free. I feel like it could have been like, you could have done

a limited series with it. Ah, that would have been better. That would have been better. But, you know, they didn't do it. I love a limited series with it. That would have been better. That would have been better, but they didn't do it. I love a limited series. Have you ever heard of the two dishwasher theory? Have I ever talked to you about that? No. The two dishwasher theory is this.

You get two dishwashers in your house, right? And then you don't need cabinet space anymore. Because you make dinner, you'll wash the dishes you'll put the dishes in the dishwasher and then the next night you'll make dinner and then you use the dishes from the dishwasher that's clean out there and then you can put the dirty dishes in the dishwasher and then so you're always have dirty dishes and then clean dishes and the dirty dishes in the dishwasher. And then so you're always have dirty dishes and then clean dishes and you don't really need cabinet space

because one of the things is always clean. You can just take out from there. What are your thoughts on that? Here's my problem with this. Tell me. Because I think it's kind of smart. I mean, maybe because I just don't cook as much and I'm not home all the time

that this is a problem for me. I don't like to leave clean dishes in the dishwasher any longer. Like the second they're done, they got to come out. Really? Because if I leave them in there, then it just doesn't smell good. Then they don't feel clean to me because they've just been sitting in there too long and like the moist environment, you know?

Yeah. I don't like it. So like if I can't take the dishes out like immediately when the cycle's done, I end up rerunning it because I just can't stand for them to sit in there and like the filth. I don't disagree with what you're saying, but I also don't hate the theory. Yeah.

I don't like it. You don't like it? Okay. That was random. I know. There's this new trend on TikTok where millennials are showing Gen Zers the sixth sense for the first time and then filming their reaction to when they realize what the twist is. Have you seen that? No. Oh, my God.

Amazing. It's such an amazing idea. And what's fucked up is, is that Gen Zers are now old enough for it to be appropriate to watch The Sixth Sense. Right. All you Gen Zers are fucking skibbity dibbity dipshits. All right, dude, you're fucking beta cucks. You don't know the twist in The Sixth Sense. It's one of the best movies ever.

It is. But it's so funny when you see the kids and they're like, he's been dead the entire time. What? Oh, the gunshot killed him. That's why she hasn't been talking to him. It's really, really funny. I suggest you go check that out.

Well, you just ruined it for everyone. So first of all, we don't have any fucking Gen Zers listening to this. You're right. And number two, the movie's been out for a long time. What can I do here? It has. Quite a long been out for a long time. What can I do here? It has. Quite a long time, yeah. Come on.

What am I doing here? Did we talk about the Anna Kendrick movie last week? No. Did you watch it? I started it. It's a true story about a dating show. It is.

It's pretty good. What's it called? Woman of the Hour. Cheryl Bradshaw, a single woman looking for a suitor on a hit 1970s TV show, chooses charming bachelor Rodney Alcala, unaware that behind the man's gentle face, he hides a deadly secret. Woman of the hour. So yeah, I heard it's a true story and like she chooses, it's like a serial killer?

Yeah. Dude. Terrifying. You didn't finish it though? Well, yeah. Is it a show? No, it's like a serial killer? Yeah. Dude. Terrifying. You didn't finish it though? Well, yeah, because. Is it a show? No, it's a movie. But I started it this morning and then I had to come do this.

Oh. Very good so far. Yeah. Terrifying. Also, like men just got away with so fucking much in that time period. I just cannot. We still do. So fucking annoying.

Nothing's really changed. Yeah. I mean, DNA stuff has been a tough one for us to get around. But, you know. Right. I mean, DNA stuff has been a tough one for us to get around, but you know. Right. Fingerprints have been the same. I saw this one thing, like a forensic person, scientist or whatever, criminal person was talking about the number one thing that like killers get trouble for is not like DNA anymore.

It is still fingerprints. Interesting. She's like, dude, fingerprints, we've had it for hundreds of years. And that's what we get people. She was like, we had this one guy who killed this woman and then wrote a message in her blood, like on the wall or something. And his dipshit ass did an exclamation point. And she was like, the point was just his fingerprint. And that's how we got him. And it's like, my guy, if you're going to be a serial killer, you got to be a smart one.

Yeah, you got to. Because you can't be a serial killer unless you're a smart serial killer. Because if you're a dumb serial killer, you're just a killer one time because you're going to get caught immediately. It's too hard. You got to be really, really smart

to get the serial part, you know? Anyone can be the killer part. True. It's the serial thing that is really impressive. That's a good bit. Fuck, that's a good bit. God. Oh, geez.

Something else I saw that's exciting. What is margot robbie and jacob allordy have been cast in they're doing a new version of weathering heights which i'm very excited about i fucking love weathering heights one of my favorite books i saw like another season of outlanders coming to town oh i never started that started that. You didn't? No. Oh, I thought you would love that. Everyone says that, but I've tried to start it a couple of times and I just, I don't know why I can't get first the past couple episodes.

Oh, Sarah loves it. It's fucking period piece, time travel, and so much sex. I know. I need to give it another go, I guess. You should. Get back on that horse. Yeah.

By the way, remember when I played that McGcgee guy and i was like i think this guy's gonna be huge like the next i love this thing and you didn't like it yeah is he blowing up he's from the next snl guest next week ah called it people should listen to me more often i guess some good stuff did come out new New Dawes came out. New Head in the Heart came out. I really like this new Wild Rivers track. Have you heard this one? Oh, no.

Play it. I love them. This is called What If It's Us. But if you would ask, I'd drive. Cause something is right. And maybe what we've got is just enough I ain't done with Telling you things I've told no one

And that we don't talk for a whole month Closing a door that doesn't shut What if it's us? What if it's us? What if it's meant to hurt this Wild Rivers, What If It's Us. I love them. They're the best. They filled a hole that Civil War has left in our hearts, I feel like.

Yeah. Totally. My boys Moon Taxi got some new tunage out. Okay. I love Moon Taxi. Did you ever like Moon Taxi? I never really got into them. Man, you were from Nashville too.

I know. They're like the biggest thing when I lived in Nashville. They still are. This is called Hall of Fame. To keep between our sins Once we're gone We'll never forget our days We'll go down

Together in the Hall of Fame Once we're gone This place won't be the same moon taxi hall of fame they're great go see them live you have an opportunity to go see moon taxi live go do it they are one of the best live shows because really they're a jam band. But it's hard to tell from their music because their studio work is so polished. One of the best jam bands I've come across. But Trev is just such an amazing singer. And then his guitar playing is ridiculous. Anyways, whatever.

Okay. They're great. You got anything? No. Okay. Oh, I really like this new Leon Bridges song called Panther City. Oh. You want to go out on it?

Sure. Let's do it. What's going on? What's going on with you? Going to New York this weekend. Fun. You got to go see Sunset Boulevard, my guy. You think I can get in?

I don't, but you can try. I know, right? I might try. I am going to the Yellowstone premiere. Oh, my God. Thursday night. It's like the premiere for the season. It's the final season.

Oh, my God. You're going to be so excited in the crotchal region? Yeah, exactly right. So that's me. That's going to be me. And then I'm going to stay an extra day and hang in New York because I have not been all year. Fun. And then I'll come back. And then I got some irons in the fire.

I got some things in the pipeline for the next couple weeks. I'll just find out I'll be at F1 again this year in Vegas. Oh, we got invited to that, and I had to turn it down. Why'd you do that? I got to go to New York and work, actually. Oh, well, that's lame. I know. Okay.

I'll be at F1 and then you know and then it's like fucking Thanksgiving already how how does this happen give thanks you know

I know well that's good yeah alright well while I have tears we love you very much we love y'all

and whatever happened in the election know that we will always be there for you mhm we love you very much. We love y'all. And whatever happened in the election, know that we will always be there for you. Mm-hmm. You know what we need? We need to have a uniform for when we do.

Yes. And then when people come to our live shows, our rallies, they're wearing our uniform. Hard no. Come on! What do you think That would be

It would be like I'm picturing A band tee A beanie Yeah Maybe a leather jacket Or a flannel Yeah

Sunglasses Definitely sunglasses And vibe dude Uh huh Bye See ya vibe dude uh huh bye see ya