Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Cocktails and Guac with our Bachelor, Sheridan Reed
Episode Date: May 20, 2020This week on YFT, Sheridan Reed joins Brandi and Wells (aka his campaign managers) to talk favorite things (including drinks & salsa recipes), his feelings on being The Bachelor or appearing in Paradi...se alongside a mariachi band, and his newly released single. Wells and Brandi debate whether owning flowers does in fact make you a serial killer and ask a question on all of our minds: why is Noah so sad?? The hosts reminisce on the little things they’re starting to miss now that quarantine has gone on for years, including $14 water bottles when you’re hungover and the drama of your luggage being flagged. Wells recaps his lonesome birthday in isolation and catches us up on the latest 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days drama, because what else are we doing these days? Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers. AVEO– Get a 10-day trial pack for just one dollar when you go to AveoVision.com/YFT TRUE BOTANICALS– Get 15% off your first purchase at TrueBotanicals.com/YFT #fixyoface ARTICLE– Article is offering YFT listeners $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more when you go to Article.com/YFT
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Hello.
What's up?
Let me just mute Worst Cook quick rude but fair damn how many
episodes are out two i think three i'm on the show i know how many years have aired so far i swear i
think i want episode three hold on i'm so blind oh no episode two these are long episodes they are right yeah two hour shows with commercials no it's too long kind of agree
but what do you think sounds hard i've been multitasking so haven't been paying the most
attention i can't wait for you to get on a television show and then i just don't watch it
i did a television show with my mom did you watch No, but that was before you and I had a podcast together.
Was it?
Yeah, it was also really before I knew you.
Oh, weird.
It feels like it wasn't that long ago.
I know you can cook better than this because cooking wells, duh.
I know, but also I learned a lot from that show.
I believe that.
So a lot of the things that you see on Cooking Wells was from doing that show.
Interesting.
Who is your favorite character?
Obviously you.
No, I actually, when I watch it back, I don't even think I'm the best person on the show.
You don't?
No, and I'm so egotistical.
Yeah, you are.
I don't know.
I'm not really paying that much attention.
Oh, my God.
I do.
I like Johnny Bananas just because I like that he stole your shaker.
And then he just made a vodka rocks.
Yeah.
He did nothing with it.
He like poured the vodka in there and then poured it in a glass.
Yeah.
I was like, dude, make something.
We have a plethora, a cornucopia of ingredients.
Make something.
Vodka rocks.
Yeah.
But I feel like you guys have a good dynamic going.
Reality TV is old hat for us.
Whereas for like Dave Coulier and like Brian Poussain, I think they're just like, this
is really annoying and long.
Yeah.
You know?
Totally.
But I'll tell you this.
Robin Givens still got it.
Oh.
Girl still got it.
You're insane.
You love older women.
Just Tish and Robin Givens.
Right.
Hey, I like your grout fit.
My grout fit?
Yeah.
What does that mean?
It's a great outfit.
It's a thing.
Oh, well, this is a grout fit then, yes.
It's a great grout fit.
And you know what, actually-
It looks very comfy.
It is very comfy.
Yes.
It's a great grout fit.
And you know what actually- It looks very comfy.
It is very comfy.
I haven't put on real shoes other than running shoes in two months.
Oh yeah.
Who has?
I miss putting on boots.
You do?
I mean, I don't know.
Kinda.
I just miss like the pomp and circumstance of like, gotta get dressed to go out.
Yeah.
I don't really miss that.
I just miss traveling so much.
I've been having dreams, like dreams that I get to pack and go somewhere.
And I'm so excited.
And then I wake up and I'm, I think, stuck at home and I can't go anywhere.
And I'm devastated.
And then my day is horrible because I can't travel.
I know.
It's funny.
What were we watching last night?
Oh, we were watching 90 Day Fiance before the 90 days.
Don't worry, guys.
We're going to get into that a little bit later.
Big Ed crying in his hotel room.
And Sarah's like, I miss a hotel room.
Like I do too.
Oh, so much.
It's so funny because when you're traveling a bunch, you kind of hate hotel rooms.
But now that we're just stuck at home, i miss paying 14 for a water guys you know right
i miss being so hung over i'm like you know what it's worth it i need that water
i miss being so annoyed when my bag gets flagged through security and they like trifle through it
i miss it you do i miss drama. I don't miss that.
I don't miss that.
That's how desperate I am.
Yeah.
I miss TSA Pre.
The move though,
I feel like we've talked about this,
is to have Clear and TSA Pre.
Yeah.
I miss being TSA Pre
and looking over at everyone else
who's not TSA Pre
and be like,
you stupid fucking idiots.
All you had to do
was go down to the DMV
or wherever it is,
give them all your information.
And pay 40 bucks.
And pay $40 for five years.
Oh, man.
I'm excited about the show today.
We're going to have Sheridan from Listen to Her Fart.
She is farting on you.
The question I want to ask him is, how the fuck do you win that show?
Because I still don't really know.
I think it's insane that those judges from the finale were the ones that got to pick the winner.
Well, Rita Wilson can do whatever the fuck she wants.
It's true.
She had this long diatribe about kind of equating music to sex.
And I was like, all right, Rita Wilson, you're taking this seriously.
Very.
She was very pumped to be there.
Also, dude, Jewel is still so hot.
Obsessed with Jewel.
I actually think she's probably the coolest judge they've had this whole time.
For sure, bro.
Like, I would have been the most excited about her.
I was, and I still am, but I was a huge Jewel fan in high school.
Because my girlfriend at the time loved Jew and i was like i remember being like
and then i was like whoa this is like the girl version of the shit i like
oh god what was that so you had a hipster girlfriend is what you're saying no she wasn't
but that's when i knew that i was into hipster girls, though. Mm-hmm.
But I used to jam out to Jewel hands.
We'll fight, not out of spite
If someone must stand up for what's right
Cause where there's a man who has no voice
There are shadows singing
My hands are small, I know voice. They're a shadow singing.
My hands
small I know but they're not yours.
They are my own.
But they're not yours.
They are my own.
And I am never
broken. Oh my god.
She has the coolest, most unique voice.
Yeah. I feel like my
favorite Jewel song was,
is it called You Were Meant For Me?
Oh, yeah.
That's how it went.
I was meant for you.
Yeah.
Yeah, so good.
That was like our big hit.
But dude, Jewel, still hot,
still got that crooked little smile.
I mean, you know, I'm into it.
Still into it.
Yeah, same.
We need to start the show, though.
Oh, yeah, we probably should.
Yeah, I'm gonna let you go for it
bros and hoes
you're listening to
your favorite thing podcast with
Wells and Pratt
my hands are small I know
but they're not yours
they are my own
terrible version
so Sheridan from love is
what is it called nope not love is blind listen to your
heart he's gonna be on the show a little bit later and basically it's gonna be a five minute
interview about how we are gonna make him the bachelor exactly i mean that's really it i want
the soundbite of him being like and julia's a big time he's too classy for that i know he won't he'll
be like she's a sweetheart and she's not what
she wanted and you know i wish her the best and she's such a talent and i want him to be like
he's sucked man but you're not gonna do that no he's not maybe you can trick him into it i'm gonna
try i'm gonna fucking throw in that bartender hat and be like all right lay it down bro give it to
me straight no one's watching no one's listening i promise speaking of bartender there's no paradise it's just not happening i don't know i mean there's
always a way brandy i everything's just pushed like they haven't started bachelorette yet so
i know but here's the thing about paradise it films in mexico and the thing about mexico is
it's kind of nice all year round so you could kind of do the show in the winter. I mean, we normally do film it in June and you're right.
June is coming up very soon. So it's going to be hard to do, but you could do it later in the year.
My thing is this, that show does too well for ABC to push it. To not do it. To not do it. I think
they're going to do everything in their power to make that show happen.
I really do. It's just so much
ad money for them.
The show is the second highest rated
of the franchise. Yeah. Speaking of
the franchise, so I didn't realize that what they're
doing, like people have been saying they're going to
re-air old episodes. I didn't realize they were going to
air entire seasons in one
night. How are they going to do that? Yeah, I don't know.
They hit me up being like,
how do you feel about this?
I'm like, oh God, I hate you guys.
It's going to be a lot of Jordan and JoJo,
I feel like.
And then it's going to be a lot of me being,
they're going to be like,
let's show the fireman day where he almost dies, you know?
Oh, for sure.
Also like poor Jess Clark
that has to watch Ben's season.
They like just got engaged
and she's going to have to like
deal with all that bullshit.
Yeah. But I'm sure she deal with all that bullshit. Yeah.
But I'm sure she watched it at the time.
Yeah, possibly.
Everyone was in love with Ben.
Yeah.
You know what I was thinking about the other day?
What's that, Wells?
Flowers are a fucking weird thing that humans invest in.
I do not invest in flowers.
Okay.
I don't like flowers. You know what I like? Succulents and cact flowers. Okay. But people like flowers.
You know what I like?
Succulents and cacti.
Okay.
In the middle of a bit,
they live way longer and take away less maintenance,
but you've received flowers rarely.
Well,
that's sad.
Right?
No,
I'm not a flower girl.
People know this.
Anyways,
normal people have flowers in their house
brandy and for the sake of the bit let's just play along
do normal people have flowers in their house yes your mother like three days that's my point it's
the most serial killer shit in the world to have flowers. Think about it just from like what you're doing.
You're going into the forest where the flowers live and you're ripping them by the root away
from their family, their friends, their lives, everything that they know and love.
You're taking them away.
Then you're taking them into your home.
You're putting them into a vase where they can kind of live and you
sit there and you watch them die a slow sad death it is the most kidnappery serial killer-y shit
in the world it's it puts lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again shit i have ever seen okay
what about like vegetables?
You're like doing the same thing.
You're ripping them from the ground and then you're
bringing them in and you're slaughtering them and you're eating
them. At least you're eating them.
Flowers, you just watch them die and then you just
throw them away. So if you
were going to kill someone, you would eat them
versus watching them die
and throwing them away. Yes, if you're a cannibal, it's
a little more respectful, okay,
than if you're just a kidnapper murderer.
All right, yeah.
So if anybody ever dies and is eaten,
then we're going to point the finger at you for sure.
But you have to admit it's weird that we're like,
you know what, I know that you're happy and healthy
in your environment outside with the sunshine, the photosynthesis,
but I'd really feel better if
you were in my house and i was watching you die i think the crazier thing is how much people spend
on flowers for like weddings and as gifts like when you send someone flowers it's expensive
yeah don't ever get married sister because when you see the flower cost it's ridiculous that's
what i'm saying it It's cray cray.
If you collect flowers, you're a fucking serial killer.
All right?
And that's just the facts.
Facts, huh?
Yeah.
Hey, question.
Yeah, okay, what do you got?
How was your birthday?
It was, did you see the Instagram post I made?
Yeah, in the floaty?
Yeah, it was fine.
Obviously, we can't have anyone come over.
So Sarah did like order
balloons and stuff for me and actually she ordered me a bunch of sunflowers which is my favorite
flower so that's that's kind of where this bit came from i was like we just murdered so many
sunflowers i'm 36 now i'm old it doesn't really matter yeah kind of depressing how that happens, huh? I know. Sarah made me feel very loved
and it was nice
and, you know, we celebrated.
Did you get any presents?
Yeah, Sarah got me a range finder
for golf for when I get to go play golf
whenever that is going to be. Very excited
about that. She also got me a sauna.
What? We want a sauna. We've been
talking about getting a sauna. Because you can get like a
single room one.
Here's the thing.
Back order.
So I don't know if I'm going to be able to, you know, get a good Svitson for a couple months.
Oh, how tragic.
The only thing that really depressed me was I'm going to call out some motherfuckers right now.
Okay?
Okay.
All right. You know, when it's Derek's birthday, I post a
picture on Instagram about
Derek and how much he means
to me as a person in my life.
You know, it's Ben Higgins' birthday.
I post a picture about me and Ben
Higgins and how he means to me in
my life. How much he means to me in my life.
You know when it's fucking Nick Vial's
birthday, I post a picture
about Nick Vial and how much he means to me in my life.
And not a single one of those assholes
posted a goddamn picture.
So guess what, folks?
You three in particular.
And not even a story from them.
Not even a story.
Like you just did a story.
Not even a post.
I see where I stand, motherfuckers.
So you know what? You guys are dead to me you know what maybe if we had taken a photo together in the past three years i would
have posted a static bear i wasn't mad about you i was more mad about those guys because i have
you know oh and then the next day is when i posted the video of me on the balloon float, you know.
That's when all of those guys were like, happy.
Actually, no.
Derek still hasn't said happy birthday.
Ben still hasn't said happy birthday.
But that's when like everyone was like, happy birthday.
And I'm like, motherfuckers, it was yesterday.
All right.
Put it in your calendar.
Wow.
Someone's a little bitter.
No, I don't really care.
I mean, it's fine, whatever.
But yeah, they're dead to me.
Speaking of dead to me, season two.
Oh, good.
Did you finish it?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, same.
I finished it quick.
Yeah.
So here's my only thing about season two of Dead to Me.
Ben, James Marsden's twin brother on season two ben is way too nice and way too good looking to be single all right
can we give him like a prosthetic like nose or something so like it's a little believable that
he'd be like it's a hard up on his luck trying to find himself a girl you know it's like
total he did dress really dorky.
Maybe that was it.
It doesn't matter.
It's James Marsden.
I know, but it's not.
It's Ben.
It's Cyclops walking around.
I know.
I knew they couldn't just kill him off.
No way.
But here's my question about Hollywood.
Do you get paid double?
Because it's like, yeah, I paid that one character,
and now I'm playing a different character.
You know?
Possibly.
I think you should. I mean.
Probably. That's all I'm saying. So good
though. Loved season two.
I thought the end was like
a little anticlimactic.
I don't want to run into people that haven't seen it but like
I guess they couldn't end it any
other way. I don't know.
There's like a formula here of
like Judy kills
Christina Applegate's husband Judy kills Christina Applegate's husband.
And then Christina Applegate kills Judy's husband.
And then Judy's husband's brother might kill Christina Applegate.
You know, it's like, okay, so then Christina Applegate's son is going to kill someone.
And then like this thing could perpetuate upon itself forever, you know?
That's true. Yeah. But it is very good is very good i will say that yeah it's great i did finish
jarrah hart's good twist didn't see it come in i know only because of like the way it jumps back
and forth in time and it doesn't really give you any hints until once you once you see the first hint you're like oh okay yeah yeah i see how i see what happened here but anyways very good and you know
what i was thinking you know what i was thinking you know who would be great to play the main
character in the miniseries for that you mean georgina yeah the girl yeah who sarah because
you're right right because so much of the book is when she's Right? Because so much of the book is when she's young.
And then so much of the book is when she's like 30.
And Sarah can look 16, but she's also almost 30.
You got a point there, Wells.
I know.
I know.
Okay.
Maybe we should.
Let me send a text.
I think my mom should try to get the rights to this if nobody hasn't already.
And then she should cast Sarah.
Yeah.
And get Sarah on board as a producer and they should make the show.
I'm down.
I was telling her about it
and we always look up to see if it's in production already
and I didn't see if it was in production on IMDb.
I'm telling her right now.
I mentioned it to her before,
but because it's pretty easy for her to find out
if someone's bought the rights.
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earning points on your rent payments today. I'm reading a new book.
Once it called. And then she
was gone. I think I've read this. Who's it by? Lisa Jewell. I think I've read this. Tell me about
it. It's about this British family whose daughter goes missing. It's like 16 year old daughter goes
missing. It's about the mom like trying to figure out like what the hell happened to the daughter. And then what happens a lot of times with missing children is that the marriage kind of dissolves because one person blames the other or whatever it is.
So then there's like a divorce.
And finally, like years later, they find like some remains of the daughter and they get a little bit of closure and then the mom like is able to kind of start her life again because there's some closure and she starts dating this guy who's got a daughter who
weirdly looks a lot and sounds a lot like her missing daughter oh and it's pretty good i gotta
be honest with you okay you know You know, that's pretty good.
I love the cover of the book.
It's so funny.
I was like, I need a new book.
And this just shows you how visual we are as humans.
I was like going through, should I read this one or should I read this one?
I was showing Sarah and Sarah was like, then she was gone looks cool.
And I was like, you're right, it does.
The cover looks pretty dope.
It was like, Then She Was Gone looks cool.
And I was like, you're right, it does.
The cover looks pretty dope.
But like, you know, you see that and you're like, this is like Girl on the Train or Gone Girl or Then She Was Gone.
It's like all the same fucking thing, you know?
Oh, yeah, 100%. Same word even in the title.
But yeah, I fully judge a book by its cover when i'm picking out a book it's terrible
i do judge it hard you got any other fave things guess what i've been watching
gray's anatomy oh god no gray's is over i just like slammed my hand on the chair
i have been watching lost okay what year is it right now okay did you watch lost when it was
out i watched the first four
seasons and then i was like you know what guys were like back on the mainland and john oh shit
what season are you on one i've never seen it before oh yeah well once you get to like season
four you're like what is happening here so season four like there are still no answers
goes like for like eight seasons of like.
No, I know that.
So here's my theory.
Don't tell me if I'm right.
Don't ruin.
Okay.
Here's my theory.
It seems to me it's almost like Hunger Games-esque where someone is controlling what happens on the island. And I feel like creepy John, old man with the eyes is in on it.
John Locke?
Yeah.
I like John Locke.
I didn't finish it, so I don't even really know.
What everyone thought it was, they're like, that's not what it is.
And then that's what it was.
And you're like, why did you guys tell us that's not what it was
when it was what it was the entire time?
Very interesting.
Now that I'm watching Lost, I'm like, first of all, Hunger Games
100% ripped this show off.
The whole polar bears on the tropical island and shit that doesn't make sense.
I'm like, this has to be man run.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
And the way it just like rains like that and like Locke will sit here and like point to
the sky and two seconds later it's raining like he's in on it.
Okay.
That was like the beginning of Evangeline Lilly and I had a huge crush on her.
And now she's-
Oh my God.
She is a 90s dream. When did season one come out? Actually, I think it was in the 2000s, but- Oh now oh my god she is a 90s dream when did season one come
out actually I think it was in the 2000s but oh is it she's so 90s I love it and so is Maggie Grace
you know the girl from Taken she's in it in Taken she plays like a freaking freshman in college or
something and she's like 35 oh yeah 2004 that was the start date so they probably filmed it in 2003. It was such an iconic show in the early 2000s that Weezer entitled their 2010 record Hurley
and had a picture of Hurley on the cover.
No way.
Yeah.
Dang.
I do remember it being so massive.
I don't know why I never got into it, but I didn't.
I had never seen it.
And so I was just flipping through, trying to figure out what to watch.
And I was like, you know what?
I'm going to watch Lost.
All right.
Speaking of interesting television shows that start on a plane, have you seen End of the Night?
Okay.
I watched the trailer.
Okay.
And it just didn't look very good.
What?
What didn't look good about it?
Yeah.
I don't know. It just didn't look very good what what didn't look good about yeah i don't know
it didn't look great okay well sarah and i finished it and real good really real good
so here's the thing it's the first belgian netflix original ever so it's got voiceover
it's dubbed oh and see this is why i didn't watch it because when the voice is delayed
and it doesn't match with the mouths i can't watch it it drives me absolutely insane if you
give it some time it can't do it you stop caring i'm telling you it's so good anyways here's the
synopsis when the sun starts to kill everything in its path a plane full of passengers must travel
at night in an attempt to escape its destructive power and find someplace
safe into the night here's how it starts there's like all these people going to the airport getting
on this plane going to moscow right this one guy who's like the general is like freaking out and
it's like kind of like wigging out and everyone's getting on the plane and finally he just like
snaps and he like punches out one of the security guards that at the airport steals his gun and runs down the jetway and like forces himself on a plane
you're like oh this is straight up hijacking a plane shit and this is like a terrorist movie
and then you find out no every time the sun, it kills everyone in its path.
So the plane has to stay ahead of the sunrise.
So it's always going west.
It's real great.
And there's just shady characters.
And, you know, there's a mobster.
There's someone smuggling diamonds.
There's an Instagram influencer.
There's a kid dying of cancer that needs like a transplant.
There's a guy's getting catfished by a fucking Russian lady.
It's got everything, man.
Wow.
Okay.
I just, the audio.
I know it's tough, but it's great.
Okay.
I just need like a quick recap on 90 Day Fiance before the 90 days.
I wish we could call my sister.
She's obsessed with the show. She's for sure not awake yet, but she loves 90 Day Fcé before the 90 days? I wish we could call my sister. She's obsessed with the show.
Oh.
She's for sure not awake yet,
but she loves 90 Day Fiancé
before the 90 days, like loves.
Oh my God.
Okay, so here's the thing.
I don't know if you remember,
but there's this one guy named David
and he's been having this like online relationship
where he has to pay to talk to this lady
named Lana in the Ukraine. Okay.
He's gone over there four times and she's never shown up to meet him.
We're all just like, you're getting catfished, bro.
Like this woman does not exist.
He hires a fucking private investigator.
The private investigator is like, dude, I did some digging.
She's not real.
You're getting catfished.
And he's like, you're fired.
You don't know Lana the way I know her.
And so finally he flies back to the Ukraine for the fifth time.
Jeez.
And guess what?
The bitch is real, bro.
She's real.
And she's hot.
Really?
Oh, my God.
I thought for sure she was going to show up and be like,
just so you know, I'm a model and someone used my picture.
It happens all the time because Russian women are scam artists.
But no, she's real.
I cannot believe it.
I cannot believe it.
But then everyone else in the show, I just don't care anymore.
I just, I'm over it.
So if you are watching this show,
Tom Brooks, who is dating Darcy,
is just such an asshole.
Like the most amazing asshole ever.
And also he's one of those guys
that's got a bunch of money
and buys shirts that he thinks makes him look rich,
but really makes him look like such a fucking nerd.
All right?
So Tom, just stop.
Also stop being so English and carrying around a
little man purse. Okay. Get a wallet like an adult. Okay. Yolanda, what is wrong with you,
lady? Fucking the Williams does not exist. Okay. I can't believe it. He deleted his Instagram
account. Yeah. That's because you're getting catfished, Alonda.
And your kids are telling you and you're not believing it.
But then who knows?
Because he might be real the way that Alonda, I thought, was fake.
Usman and Lisa.
This is the most fucked up relationship in the world.
Lisa found Usman having dirty conversations on his cell piece
and fucking photoed it right before the marriage.
And all Usman wants is to get to America to start his virgining rap career as Soja Boy,
which guess what, dude? There's already one of those over here. Let's pump the brakes.
You got Big Ed who has stickers of himself on his fucking on his suitcases, which means like he was already
working on memorabilia and merch before the thing started. So, dude, you're not there for the right
reasons. 90 Day Fiance before 90 days is just amazing. You got to watch. I've heard I've heard
lots of people talking about it these days. It's great. It's the best.
Interesting.
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Do it.
I don't know if you saw that they're going to do
a Lorena Bobbitt miniseries.
What's that?
Do you remember Lorena Bobbitt?
No.
Really?
I don't think.
Okay, so Lorena Bobbitt was the woman
who was made famous by cutting off John Wayne Bobbitt's dick
and like throwing it out the window
when she like found him cheating.
Yeah.
And now they're doing a Lorena Bobbitt movie on Amazon
and it's just called Lorena.
And here's my favorite part.
It's like from executive producer, Lorena Bobbitt.
Lorena.
It's like, wait, hold on a second.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Real quick, real quick, real quick.
Lorena Bobbitt is an EP on this?
You're telling me that Lorena Bobbitt gets to be an EP of the movie,
of the story of her cutting off her husband's dick.
What the fuck world are we living in?
She's executive producing a story about herself where she cuts off someone's
wiener john wayne bobbitt must be like what the fuck is hap also every producer in the world must
be like what is happening right now how do you get to ep this from executive producer lorena bobbitt
like but what's funny about that is like,
how is that the thing that's going to get me?
You know?
Yeah.
I guess it's because she's involved in it.
So we get to hear her side of the story where she cut off someone's dick.
Yeah,
exactly.
From executive producer,
OJ Simpson.
I didn't do it.
You know,
like,
yeah,
that's true.
When I heard that,
I was just like, what?
It must be nice to be a little dog and to sleep all day.
Speaking of dogs, I haven't been honest about this, but I do feel like this is a place where we're supposed to kind of like showcase what's happening in our lives.
And I've had a bad three weeks.
Carl.
Yeah, you know, but the folks out there don't know.
Three weeks.
Carl?
Yeah, you know, but the folks out there don't know.
About three weeks ago, we just woke up one morning and Carl just like doubled over and just started having the most intense seizure ever.
He like knocked over a glass and cut himself.
And it was just like the worst.
And then I, so I freaked out and I was like, oh my my god i don't know what's going on so then i
took him downstairs and i fed him then he had another one in the between the first seizure
and the second seizure i googled like what are you supposed to do and one of the things is like
you're supposed to videotape the dog so you can give it to the vet so they kind of know what
they're dealing with come to find out he's having grand mal seizures which that's the worst kind you can get okay
oh no it is nothing sadder than seeing a dog have just like a violent seizure so we took him to the
vet we got him on this medication seemed to be going okay and then like a week later he had
another one and then the next day he had another one so then we got him on like even like
more high power medication finally i was like what do i need to do and they're like you really
need to get an mri and like a spinal tap to make sure like if he has a tumor you know
so i was like one it's like super expensive's like, do I really want to pay like that much money to find out that I have to find out he's got a tumor?
Yeah.
So I took him and he got the MRI and the spinal tap.
Yeah.
And no tumors.
Oh, thank God.
See, it was worth it.
I know it was worth it.
But so now he just has what's called idiopathic epilepsy where it's like, so that's a very fancy way of saying we don't fucking know what's going on.
He just has seizures now.
Don't church it up for me, vet and doctor.
Oh, it's idiopathic.
He's idiopathic epileptic.
No, it's he gets fucking seizures and you don't know why.
So let's do some testing and figure out what's going on, guys.
All right. So anyway, she's testing and figure out what's going on, guys. All right?
So anyway, she's just got to be on this medication
fucking forever.
It makes him like super tired.
But apparently he's supposed to like get through that.
Good news is that he died.
I thought for sure.
I was like, he's going to have a brain tumor
and this is going to be the worst thing ever.
I got the call the day before my birthday.
The day before Ben Higgins didn't post about me
is when I found out.
Maybe you should get a second opinion.
No, it's not that like we could do more testing.
It's that for when dogs have seizures and they don't know what it is, it's because they don't know what it is.
They've made up a word.
Idiopathic epilepsy.
They made up this like term.
But what that means is we don't fucking know.
So sorry.
term but what that means is we don't fucking know so sorry so trace's dog has seizures and he's on medicine for it and he's a lot better like he hardly has them anymore i think only when he's
like traveling in a car really which trace obviously doesn't do unless he has to so yeah
carl gets them like right when he wakes up from sleeping so it's almost like his, when his brain turns on from sleep is like when it
goes haywire. That's so weird. Yeah. Poor Carl. I know. Poor Carlos. And then I feel really bad
for Boo because Boo's like getting no love because everyone's so concerned about Carl, you know?
Yeah. So here we are. Here we are. Okay. You got anything else? Yeah. One thing. What? It's kind
of a sad thing. Oh, what is it? It's like, I should address it. So I've had a lot of people messaging me asking if this summer tour with Sam Hunt is still
happening. And to be honest with you guys for the longest time, like I just haven't had any
answers for you guys. However, today they are announcing on Sam socials that the tour is
canceled. I'm extremely, extremely devastated. Um, everybody is Sam is like we all
are. And, but we just had to do what was best for everybody, including you guys and keeping you guys
safe, you know, the concert goers, and then also keeping us safe and healthy and our family and our,
our tour crew and everybody. So, um, I don't have any information on any type of rescheduling or
anything, but they are not announcing the cancellation. So I just wanted to give you guys a heads up.
Obviously you can get refunds for your tickets.
If you go to Sam's website,
I think all the information is there for that,
but I just wanted to let you guys know personally that I'm so sorry.
And then I am just as bummed as y'all.
Damn.
I know.
So sad.
Well,
on that note,
let's call up Sheridan.
Yeah. I need some good energy.
Like, bring it on.
I'm sorry, dude.
Dude, you look pretty cool.
You got guitars hanging from behind you.
He did it on purpose.
He was, like, framing it, and he was like, let me just make sure.
Well, it's like either guitars on one side or plants on the other side.
So it's one way or another.
Thanks for having me, though, so much, guys.
Count your blessings that it wasn't flowers on the other side or Wells would have pegged you as a serial killer.
I just.
Is that a thing?
I just did like a whole bit earlier about how it's kind of weird that we do that.
Like we take these things that are growing amongst their family and friends and thriving in life
and then we cut them down to size
and then we bring them into our house
and we say, hey, I want to watch you slowly die.
It seems very kidnappery killery.
I mean, that's the same thing we do
with Christmas trees too,
except like I ended up keeping my Christmas tree around
or like whatever for like a month or two after.
I have some friends that still have one.
Yeah.
From December.
I know. Great December. I know.
Great point.
I want to celebrate our Lord and Savior.
And the way that I'm going to do that,
I'm going to watch this tree die slowly over the next couple months.
Oh yeah.
We're just horrible people in general.
Thank you so much for being on the show.
I don't know if you have any idea as to what the show is.
The show is called Your Favorite Thing Podcast,
where we talk about our favorite thing and you my friend or our favorite thing on listen to your heart
hell yeah i'll take that i'm assuming that favorite things are just all favorite things
in general or are you guys talking about specific favorite things or we get pretty specific so it's
a lot of like our favorite television shows, our favorite like movies, favorite music, Instagram follows.
It can really be about anything you want, though.
Literally anything.
But our favorite topic about you from Listen to Your Heart was we were campaigning for Sheridan for Bachelor.
That's been going around Instagram and social media.
Yes.
I know that I think Ari from one of the other seasons
who was the judge on episode five, I think,
he's also campaigning for it.
I've been asked about it a lot.
You know, I'd consider it,
but we just got through Listen to Your Heart.
Yeah.
Yeah, so you would do it though
if they were like, hey, listen, we need a Bachelor.
I would consider it at the very least. Obviously, I love Listen to Your Heart because it was more music focused and centric.
And that was a big part of why I wanted to do it as well.
Also, dating 30 women at once feels and sounds kind of crazy and intimidating.
It's like hard enough dating a couple people at the same time,
let alone,
it's like 30, right?
First night it's 30
and then it gets cut down
to about 24.
I'd give it a hard maybe
right now.
All right, all right.
And then, you know,
we'll see if like
if people are calling for it,
like you got to give the people
what they want sometimes.
That is true.
Absolutely.
I mean,
and to be honest with you,
Sheridan,
the way that you were treated
on that show,
you deserve a win, okay?
You've been in Paradise and all this other stuff.
You know, it's a crazy circumstance.
People do the best they can.
Yeah, I think at this point,
I very much know what I deserve and don't deserve.
I'm feeling good about things now.
Well, yeah, because you have half America being like,
we love you and want you to be The Bachelor.
That doesn't hurt, I will say.
It is about time that we have a rock and roll guy as The Bachelor.
I am sick and tired of seeing the same old white bread, vanilla, whatever you want to call it, guy.
They all look the same.
So me?
We need something different.
I feel like yes well you
i'm too far to the other extreme though i don't know if people are gonna take it no no no you're
not at all you're exactly what we need now here's what sharon i think if we do a like a slight
makeover like here's what we need we need to bring in the queer eye guys just a quick once over
maybe like maybe a quick trim of the hair. Bring the beard down a bit.
Keep the flair and the style.
I disagree a little bit.
It was getting quarantine kind of crazy.
Yeah.
A woman's perspective.
Keep the hair and you have to keep like your your style is like super cool.
Like I love all your jewelry.
You're selling your necklaces like super cool.
The rings.
I love it so much.
It's such a vibe.
I'm here for it.
It's funny.
I'll have I think after like the first couple weeks i had some comments on some of my
instagram posts like you look great but you look better with your hair short or your haircut and i
just no i don't think so i think i've been there done that i'm gonna do me now i like the hair can
you answer a question for me about that show here's my question on it how do you win is it are you're
in a relationship or you're the best singer hmm you know what we were still figuring that out while
we were on it because you know obviously there's aspects and elements to each where it's you're
looking for a relationship you're looking for love but also you're trying to showcase your talent
and your partner's talent as well and that's how you guys work together um did you guys watch the
finale last night yes yep um so i think you know ideally how you win is exactly what chris and
brie did where they sounded phenomenal their voices were fantastic and they came out of it
with a great relationship that they're still going strong so i think that's kind of like
the ultimate goal is you get to sing and you've got an amazing voice and you get a great relationship that they're still going strong. So I think that's kind of like the ultimate goal
is you get to sing and you've got an amazing voice
and you get a great partner
and you get the grand prize kind of thing.
I think, you know, other people,
some left, you know, still trying to pursue relationships.
Some left just being like, you know what?
I crushed my vocals and my performances and all that.
It's kind of a mixed bag,
but we were still figuring it out while we were on the show.
See, here's what I have to wonder.
If Matt and Rudy had stayed and were part of the finale, to me, they were by far, out
of everybody that was left, the strongest singers, right?
Like their performances always slayed.
If they had gone up there and slayed those last performances, do you really think Brie
and Chris would have still won because they had a stronger relationship?
Or would the judges have been like, you can deny matt and rudy's talent that's the
thing that's tough it's because obviously yeah chris and brie were amazing but rudy's voice is
ridiculous same with matt as well and together they sound amazing if they were to perform in
like the finale last night as well the judges might have taken into account you know hey you
know these people it's been a short amount of time. Maybe Matt and Rudy's performance would have beaten out Chris and Bree's and the judges would have taken into consideration.
Like, you know, Matt and Rudy are just starting out, but they clearly are into each other, even if they're not necessarily full on in love the same way that Chris and Bree are.
I wish so bad that they had stayed.
They're still trying to like kind of flesh out this idea.
I think my complaint about the show, which I thought it was really entertaining.
Here's the thing that I think they need to like tweak and figure out because so much of music is about heartbreak.
And like that's where a lot of the best stuff comes from is from pain.
You can't have someone get their heart broken in a singing competition and then make them leave. You need to make them stay to fucking write music
and to like make the other person feel like shit
for a couple of weeks and really bring up the drama.
We all thought that there was going to be
a little bit more songwriting,
like competition aspect to it almost.
But obviously it was much more performance based.
That being said, I kind of took initiative on my own
and was just kind of writing the entire time
because that's what I do.
And fortunately on that last day
that I did get my heart broken a bit,
I did end up writing a song.
It's been doing really, really well too.
Like all the Bachelor Nation's gone crazy for it,
which has been incredible.
Did you play it, Wells?
Now you're gone.
You've been away
Hasn't been long
Since yesterday
When we made it
Another night
But I still don't
Know if we're all right.
All that I've done, I would do again.
On the run, that's where you've been.
Julia!
Why?
Is this Julia in the album art?
That's not, no.
Okay.
No.
I was wondering.
No more airtime for her.
Do you hate her so much?
I don't hate her.
She's gotten a lot of hate, that's for sure.
Yeah.
From everybody in Bachelor Nation, it kind of seems like.
And I spoke to that in one of my Instagram posts where I talked about,
I love and I appreciate the support, but I don't want it at somebody
else's expense necessarily. I think, yeah, you know, she could have handled things better. We
all could have. I don't hold it against her at this point. I think she did what she thought was
right in the moment. And that's kind of all we can do. We're all stressed out. We're all high,
strong. All of your emotions are just amplified and
intense in this crazy situation that you're in. So no, I don't hate Julia. I haven't spoken to
her in a while, but I don't hate her. All right. If you're not The Bachelor,
will you go to paradise? I consider it.
He's going. Listen to your heart on a beach without music, right?
You take a guitar and you can turn into
music yeah we'll give you like a Spanish guitar and a mariachi band and then that'll make sense
down in Mexico I think that's perfect I mean as long as like I can play maracas a little bit you
know well I can play in your backup band yeah man I'll play. I got you. Oh, hell yeah. I would love to have you down there,
man. You are our favorite guy on this season. And I, of course, love everything that Bachelor
Nation does because, well, they've been paying my bills for quite some time and helped me find
a fiance. But I do like this because it now makes those shows more diverse. For me, it's not just
Bachelor and Bachelorette people. Now we're going to be able to draw from this crew. Here's my question. What is your drink of choice? All right. Are we doing
shots? Are we doing beer? Are we doing cocktails? Are we doing wine? I'm the bartender. I don't
know. What the fuck do you want to drink when you're down in Mexico? I mean, if I'm down in
Mexico, I'm probably doing a shot of tequila and then some sort of Mexican beer, something a little bit light.
Obviously, it's going to be hot the entire time.
If you can do some fancy cocktails, I would love a last word.
What is that?
So I used to bartend.
I was in the service industry for a long time.
Last word is my favorite cocktail.
It's like a classic Prohibition era cocktail that's equal parts build of gin, lime, green chartreuse, which is kind of like a piney flavor, and then
Luxardo, which is like a cherry liqueur. So it ends up being like kind of bright, a little bit
citrusy, super light, and super boozy. Well, I feel like you might need to watch your back a little.
Yes. Sheridan might be taking your job. I can guarantee you I'm not. I just got out of the
service industry a couple of years ago. Hopefully'm trying to, I'm trying to, hopefully my
bartending days are done besides just for friends. So the show is called Your Favorite Thing, where
we talk about our favorite things. What is some of your favorite stuff right now? TV shows, music,
Instagram follows, movies, what have you? Okay. Have you guys seen Magic for Humans?
No. Okay. So it's a Netflix series, but essentially it's a magic show circa kind of David Blaine type stuff, but he's doing
street magic and kind of social experiments at the same time. He's also hilarious. Magic with comedy
with social experiment and commentary kind of. It's really, really lighthearted. It's really,
really fun during quarantine. That's been something that's been like really nice and
fun and easy to binge and kind of like not take something too seriously. So that's been something I've been loving.
You guys got to check it out.
All right.
I like that.
Besides that, another quarantine activity that I've been doing is I've been making salsas
from scratch.
That's been one of my favorite kind of, all right, the world may be going crazy, but I
can at least, you know, dive in a little something and experiment and mess around.
My mom got me a food processor like a year ago that I'm finally busting out and using.
It's been so much fun.
I'm a taco connoisseur and I am a hell of a salsa maker.
So give us your best recipe so far.
Oh, okay.
So last night, actually, for the season finale, I made some.
And it was charred tomatillo, charred pineapple, guajillo, jalapeno, cilantro, lime, a little bit of red onion, and a clove of garlic.
Damn.
I love a pineapple salsa.
Yeah.
It was incredible.
And then also I do like a mango guacamole.
Oh, yeah.
If you've never done mango in your guacamole with maybe a little bit of pomegranates on top, oh, that's the move.
Oh, man.
Julia fucked up so hard bro oh my god
i gotta be honest with you man like if the bachelor thing doesn't work paradise is perfect
for you're talking to me about guacamole and salsa and uh i'm here for it so i went to college
in san diego so i basically lived off yeah mex Mexican food and guacamole and tacos for about
four years. And I will admit, I'd never really watched The Bachelor before this. At one point
when I was traveling, I was playing a show out in Paris in August. And like the hotel I was staying
at, had all like international television, but Bachelors in Paradise was actually one of the
shows that I was like, Oh, here's some American TV. OK. And I ended up staying up to like three in the morning watching it.
After the first episode, I was like, oh, this is interesting.
All right.
I can kind of see why people dig it.
And then I noticed I'm like, oh, six hours have gone by.
This is great.
Yeah, that's that's basically it.
Well, hey, Sheridan, thanks so much for taking some time and hanging out with us and talking.
You're a wonderful guy on the show.
You are even more wonderful on Skype.
Here's the thing.
Julia really fucked up.
And that's just the fact that those are just facts, you know, and that she has to live with that for the rest of her life.
So that sucks.
I mean, what would happen, though, if she ended up on Paradise?
Oh, if you're there, she's there, bro.
Yeah.
Thank you guys so much for having me um really really appreciate it great
to meet you let me know what happens with the sheridan for bachelor campaign you got two good
campaign managers on your side all right i gotta say yeah okay perfect all right yeah have your
people call my people will do all right later dude all right uh he's so nice he's great and i
feel like i saw more of his personality in the past 15 minutes than on the show.
I know.
I'm even more of a believer in Sheridan for Bachelor because he's a great personality.
I know.
Poor Julia.
She really fucked that one up.
You know?
Big time.
Big time.
All right.
You want to play some Muzak's?
Yes, please.
What you got for me, sister?
Speaking of sister.
Oh, no.
My little no-no put out an ep on friday she's just the
cutest thing uh the ep is called the end of everything highly suggest streaming the entire
thing obviously a few of these have already come out so you guys have already heard i got so high
that i saw jesus lonely in july have all already been released i think if you could play young and sad
that would probably be by the way like this is the most emo sad bastard queen of emo i mean just
let's just go through the titles here okay first of all the record's called the end of everything
so sad yeah and then yeah we have ghost i got so high i saw jesus liar lonely young and sad Yeah. We have Ghost, I Got So High I Saw Jesus, Liar, Lonely, Young and Sad, and The End of Everything.
She's the saddest girl on the face of the earth.
God, man.
Okay, so what song do you want me to play?
I like Young and Sad.
Let's play that one.
And I love the intro of it.
This is old dad.
Just wanted you to know you ain't alone.
Keep a smile on your face.
Everything's going to be fine.
I love you. How a smile on your face. Everything's going to be fine. I love you.
How sweet is that?
Oh, blood getting in there.
They say you should smile more.
Darling, show your eyes more.
Aren't you satisfied?
I'm tired of trying to please someone who doesn't even care what's on my mind.
Let me go, I don't need you to wipe my tears.
Don't you know I'm only trying to disappear Don't want to be young and sad
Another day longer
Don't want to feel numb or mad
Until I go under
Does she write that?
Yes, she writes all of her stuff.
I mean, but is it co-writes or is it her?
Yeah, she co-writes everything.
Yeah.
She's just so sad and so precious.
Is she really sad, though?
Yeah.
What is she sad about?
She's like 20 and sad.
I don't know.
I just feel like it's like on brand.
Anything else?
Oh, is there a new Jason Isbell song?
Yes, that's what I'm going to be doing.
Oh, really?
Is there a new Jason Isbell song?
Yes, that's what I'm going to be doing.
Oh, really?
First of all, Migos has a new song called Racks Too Skinny.
I feel like that was probably written about me, maybe.
Remember our guy Gavin James?
Yeah.
He's got a song called Boxes. Boxes.
First guitar.
My father told me, son, four chords is all you need to show people just who you are.
Country music.
So I played to strangers down by the back streets.
And every time they caught me dreaming, I'd say, don't wake me up.
If you're only going to tell me to give it up, then say everything i do is not enough
cause you're lying through your teeth we don't fit into your boxes we're all different underneath
don't wake me up
gavin james boxes talking about i love his voice or chords and the truth country music pretty great you have anything
else uh you're up yeah i mean like it just shouldn't be a huge surprise that i'm gonna do
this but jason is bill in the 400 unit have a new record out it's called reunions he had been
dropping stuff from the record like leading up to it but the whole thing came out i guess last friday
and the whole thing's really good he does
a good job of like being really diverse with his sad music there's it's it's political which he
is political he's a guy that sounds like he's very conservative but is in fact not he's a
recovering alcoholic so it's like there's a song about being sober he'd had a you know a baby girl
the past couple years this wife man shires who's a fantastic about being sober. He had a baby girl the past couple of years.
This wife, Amanda Shires, who's a fantastic singer and fiddle player in her own right.
There's a song about that.
So it's kind of all over the place in a really wonderful way.
The two that I really liked, one, if you are a recovering addict or you're trying to get sober, this is a song you should listen to because it is beautiful.
It's called uh it gets easier
last night i did myself a thing i called in sick and went downtown
drove past the local bar a cop got behind my car I wish he would pull me over now
Last night I let myself remember
Times I forgot a woman's name
I blacked out behind the wheel
How tight the handcuffs feel
My daughter's eyes when she's ashamed
It gets easier
But it never gets easy.
I can say it's not worth it.
He's just, lyrically, he's just like the best.
And then I really like this one, St. Peter's Autograph.
It just has like nodes of like old Isbell,
like kind of just the folky side of him.
And I really like.
Mm-hmm.
We're all struggling with the world on fire
and the fear we're taught.
Now you've lost another friend
who couldn't stay to see the end
He had somewhere else to be
Cut him down and burn the tree
There's no shelter from the rain And I can't comprehend your pain
But I got arms and I got ears
And I will always be right here
Sometimes it's nothing but
the way you were raised
and it could have been worse
I see
you suffering
through the best of days
and still you put me
first
what do I do to let you know
Anyways, the record's really good.
Like I was about to say.
But that shouldn't be a surprise.
Love him.
I actually like his folkier stuff, I think, better.
I do too.
Here's the thing.
There are not a lot of people who are really good lyricists,
but then also like banging guitar players. They're few and far between, you know, like
usually if you're like an amazing folk singer and really amazing writer, you're kind of the
rhythm guy. And then you got someone to shred and for you, but he's such a good guitar player.
I feel like he needs to do this 400 unit stuff to rock out because for sure because it's so good
he can't always be just strumming on an acoustic guitar so yeah that's fair but I agree I agree
with you too I like his like really like kind of stripped down stuff you got anything else
nah dog that's about it well that was a fun episode super Super fun. Love Sheridan. Big fan. Big Sheridan fan. Sheridan for Bachelor.
Sheridan for Bachelor or just Paradise.
Or Sheridan to date like any of my single friends in Nashville.
I mean, I agree.
Well, I miss you and I love you, kid.
Miss you, love you.
Okay.
See you in 2021.
Yeah.
No one's going anywhere the rest of the year.
Nope. Jewel's still hot, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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