Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Cocktails and Guac with our Bachelor, Sheridan Reed

Episode Date: May 20, 2020

This week on YFT, Sheridan Reed joins Brandi and Wells (aka his campaign managers) to talk favorite things (including drinks & salsa recipes), his feelings on being The Bachelor or appearing in Paradi...se alongside a mariachi band, and his newly released single. Wells and Brandi debate whether owning flowers does in fact make you a serial killer and ask a question on all of our minds: why is Noah so sad?? The hosts reminisce on the little things they’re starting to miss now that quarantine has gone on for years, including $14 water bottles when you’re hungover and the drama of your luggage being flagged. Wells recaps his lonesome birthday in isolation and catches us up on the latest 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days drama,  because what else are we doing these days? Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers.  AVEO– Get a 10-day trial pack for just one dollar when you go to AveoVision.com/YFT TRUE BOTANICALS– Get 15% off your first purchase at TrueBotanicals.com/YFT #fixyoface ARTICLE– Article is offering YFT listeners $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more when you go to Article.com/YFT

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Starting point is 00:01:21 Hello. What's up? Let me just mute Worst Cook quick rude but fair damn how many episodes are out two i think three i'm on the show i know how many years have aired so far i swear i think i want episode three hold on i'm so blind oh no episode two these are long episodes they are right yeah two hour shows with commercials no it's too long kind of agree but what do you think sounds hard i've been multitasking so haven't been paying the most attention i can't wait for you to get on a television show and then i just don't watch it i did a television show with my mom did you watch No, but that was before you and I had a podcast together.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Was it? Yeah, it was also really before I knew you. Oh, weird. It feels like it wasn't that long ago. I know you can cook better than this because cooking wells, duh. I know, but also I learned a lot from that show. I believe that. So a lot of the things that you see on Cooking Wells was from doing that show.
Starting point is 00:02:24 Interesting. Who is your favorite character? Obviously you. No, I actually, when I watch it back, I don't even think I'm the best person on the show. You don't? No, and I'm so egotistical. Yeah, you are. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:02:41 I'm not really paying that much attention. Oh, my God. I do. I like Johnny Bananas just because I like that he stole your shaker. And then he just made a vodka rocks. Yeah. He did nothing with it. He like poured the vodka in there and then poured it in a glass.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Yeah. I was like, dude, make something. We have a plethora, a cornucopia of ingredients. Make something. Vodka rocks. Yeah. But I feel like you guys have a good dynamic going. Reality TV is old hat for us.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Whereas for like Dave Coulier and like Brian Poussain, I think they're just like, this is really annoying and long. Yeah. You know? Totally. But I'll tell you this. Robin Givens still got it. Oh.
Starting point is 00:03:22 Girl still got it. You're insane. You love older women. Just Tish and Robin Givens. Right. Hey, I like your grout fit. My grout fit? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:36 What does that mean? It's a great outfit. It's a thing. Oh, well, this is a grout fit then, yes. It's a great grout fit. And you know what, actually- It looks very comfy. It is very comfy.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Yes. It's a great grout fit. And you know what actually- It looks very comfy. It is very comfy. I haven't put on real shoes other than running shoes in two months. Oh yeah. Who has? I miss putting on boots.
Starting point is 00:03:54 You do? I mean, I don't know. Kinda. I just miss like the pomp and circumstance of like, gotta get dressed to go out. Yeah. I don't really miss that. I just miss traveling so much. I've been having dreams, like dreams that I get to pack and go somewhere.
Starting point is 00:04:10 And I'm so excited. And then I wake up and I'm, I think, stuck at home and I can't go anywhere. And I'm devastated. And then my day is horrible because I can't travel. I know. It's funny. What were we watching last night? Oh, we were watching 90 Day Fiance before the 90 days.
Starting point is 00:04:24 Don't worry, guys. We're going to get into that a little bit later. Big Ed crying in his hotel room. And Sarah's like, I miss a hotel room. Like I do too. Oh, so much. It's so funny because when you're traveling a bunch, you kind of hate hotel rooms. But now that we're just stuck at home, i miss paying 14 for a water guys you know right
Starting point is 00:04:47 i miss being so hung over i'm like you know what it's worth it i need that water i miss being so annoyed when my bag gets flagged through security and they like trifle through it i miss it you do i miss drama. I don't miss that. I don't miss that. That's how desperate I am. Yeah. I miss TSA Pre. The move though,
Starting point is 00:05:09 I feel like we've talked about this, is to have Clear and TSA Pre. Yeah. I miss being TSA Pre and looking over at everyone else who's not TSA Pre and be like, you stupid fucking idiots.
Starting point is 00:05:20 All you had to do was go down to the DMV or wherever it is, give them all your information. And pay 40 bucks. And pay $40 for five years. Oh, man. I'm excited about the show today.
Starting point is 00:05:32 We're going to have Sheridan from Listen to Her Fart. She is farting on you. The question I want to ask him is, how the fuck do you win that show? Because I still don't really know. I think it's insane that those judges from the finale were the ones that got to pick the winner. Well, Rita Wilson can do whatever the fuck she wants. It's true. She had this long diatribe about kind of equating music to sex.
Starting point is 00:05:59 And I was like, all right, Rita Wilson, you're taking this seriously. Very. She was very pumped to be there. Also, dude, Jewel is still so hot. Obsessed with Jewel. I actually think she's probably the coolest judge they've had this whole time. For sure, bro. Like, I would have been the most excited about her.
Starting point is 00:06:16 I was, and I still am, but I was a huge Jewel fan in high school. Because my girlfriend at the time loved Jew and i was like i remember being like and then i was like whoa this is like the girl version of the shit i like oh god what was that so you had a hipster girlfriend is what you're saying no she wasn't but that's when i knew that i was into hipster girls, though. Mm-hmm. But I used to jam out to Jewel hands. We'll fight, not out of spite If someone must stand up for what's right
Starting point is 00:06:56 Cause where there's a man who has no voice There are shadows singing My hands are small, I know voice. They're a shadow singing. My hands small I know but they're not yours. They are my own. But they're not yours. They are my own.
Starting point is 00:07:16 And I am never broken. Oh my god. She has the coolest, most unique voice. Yeah. I feel like my favorite Jewel song was, is it called You Were Meant For Me? Oh, yeah. That's how it went.
Starting point is 00:07:29 I was meant for you. Yeah. Yeah, so good. That was like our big hit. But dude, Jewel, still hot, still got that crooked little smile. I mean, you know, I'm into it. Still into it.
Starting point is 00:07:40 Yeah, same. We need to start the show, though. Oh, yeah, we probably should. Yeah, I'm gonna let you go for it bros and hoes you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with Wells and Pratt
Starting point is 00:07:50 my hands are small I know but they're not yours they are my own terrible version so Sheridan from love is what is it called nope not love is blind listen to your heart he's gonna be on the show a little bit later and basically it's gonna be a five minute interview about how we are gonna make him the bachelor exactly i mean that's really it i want
Starting point is 00:08:16 the soundbite of him being like and julia's a big time he's too classy for that i know he won't he'll be like she's a sweetheart and she's not what she wanted and you know i wish her the best and she's such a talent and i want him to be like he's sucked man but you're not gonna do that no he's not maybe you can trick him into it i'm gonna try i'm gonna fucking throw in that bartender hat and be like all right lay it down bro give it to me straight no one's watching no one's listening i promise speaking of bartender there's no paradise it's just not happening i don't know i mean there's always a way brandy i everything's just pushed like they haven't started bachelorette yet so i know but here's the thing about paradise it films in mexico and the thing about mexico is
Starting point is 00:09:02 it's kind of nice all year round so you could kind of do the show in the winter. I mean, we normally do film it in June and you're right. June is coming up very soon. So it's going to be hard to do, but you could do it later in the year. My thing is this, that show does too well for ABC to push it. To not do it. To not do it. I think they're going to do everything in their power to make that show happen. I really do. It's just so much ad money for them. The show is the second highest rated of the franchise. Yeah. Speaking of
Starting point is 00:09:33 the franchise, so I didn't realize that what they're doing, like people have been saying they're going to re-air old episodes. I didn't realize they were going to air entire seasons in one night. How are they going to do that? Yeah, I don't know. They hit me up being like, how do you feel about this? I'm like, oh God, I hate you guys.
Starting point is 00:09:49 It's going to be a lot of Jordan and JoJo, I feel like. And then it's going to be a lot of me being, they're going to be like, let's show the fireman day where he almost dies, you know? Oh, for sure. Also like poor Jess Clark that has to watch Ben's season.
Starting point is 00:10:00 They like just got engaged and she's going to have to like deal with all that bullshit. Yeah. But I'm sure she deal with all that bullshit. Yeah. But I'm sure she watched it at the time. Yeah, possibly. Everyone was in love with Ben. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:12 You know what I was thinking about the other day? What's that, Wells? Flowers are a fucking weird thing that humans invest in. I do not invest in flowers. Okay. I don't like flowers. You know what I like? Succulents and cact flowers. Okay. But people like flowers. You know what I like? Succulents and cacti.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Okay. In the middle of a bit, they live way longer and take away less maintenance, but you've received flowers rarely. Well, that's sad. Right? No,
Starting point is 00:10:41 I'm not a flower girl. People know this. Anyways, normal people have flowers in their house brandy and for the sake of the bit let's just play along do normal people have flowers in their house yes your mother like three days that's my point it's the most serial killer shit in the world to have flowers. Think about it just from like what you're doing. You're going into the forest where the flowers live and you're ripping them by the root away
Starting point is 00:11:13 from their family, their friends, their lives, everything that they know and love. You're taking them away. Then you're taking them into your home. You're putting them into a vase where they can kind of live and you sit there and you watch them die a slow sad death it is the most kidnappery serial killer-y shit in the world it's it puts lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again shit i have ever seen okay what about like vegetables? You're like doing the same thing.
Starting point is 00:11:48 You're ripping them from the ground and then you're bringing them in and you're slaughtering them and you're eating them. At least you're eating them. Flowers, you just watch them die and then you just throw them away. So if you were going to kill someone, you would eat them versus watching them die and throwing them away. Yes, if you're a cannibal, it's
Starting point is 00:12:03 a little more respectful, okay, than if you're just a kidnapper murderer. All right, yeah. So if anybody ever dies and is eaten, then we're going to point the finger at you for sure. But you have to admit it's weird that we're like, you know what, I know that you're happy and healthy in your environment outside with the sunshine, the photosynthesis,
Starting point is 00:12:22 but I'd really feel better if you were in my house and i was watching you die i think the crazier thing is how much people spend on flowers for like weddings and as gifts like when you send someone flowers it's expensive yeah don't ever get married sister because when you see the flower cost it's ridiculous that's what i'm saying it It's cray cray. If you collect flowers, you're a fucking serial killer. All right? And that's just the facts.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Facts, huh? Yeah. Hey, question. Yeah, okay, what do you got? How was your birthday? It was, did you see the Instagram post I made? Yeah, in the floaty? Yeah, it was fine.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Obviously, we can't have anyone come over. So Sarah did like order balloons and stuff for me and actually she ordered me a bunch of sunflowers which is my favorite flower so that's that's kind of where this bit came from i was like we just murdered so many sunflowers i'm 36 now i'm old it doesn't really matter yeah kind of depressing how that happens, huh? I know. Sarah made me feel very loved and it was nice and, you know, we celebrated. Did you get any presents?
Starting point is 00:13:31 Yeah, Sarah got me a range finder for golf for when I get to go play golf whenever that is going to be. Very excited about that. She also got me a sauna. What? We want a sauna. We've been talking about getting a sauna. Because you can get like a single room one. Here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:13:47 Back order. So I don't know if I'm going to be able to, you know, get a good Svitson for a couple months. Oh, how tragic. The only thing that really depressed me was I'm going to call out some motherfuckers right now. Okay? Okay. All right. You know, when it's Derek's birthday, I post a picture on Instagram about
Starting point is 00:14:07 Derek and how much he means to me as a person in my life. You know, it's Ben Higgins' birthday. I post a picture about me and Ben Higgins and how he means to me in my life. How much he means to me in my life. You know when it's fucking Nick Vial's birthday, I post a picture
Starting point is 00:14:23 about Nick Vial and how much he means to me in my life. And not a single one of those assholes posted a goddamn picture. So guess what, folks? You three in particular. And not even a story from them. Not even a story. Like you just did a story.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Not even a post. I see where I stand, motherfuckers. So you know what? You guys are dead to me you know what maybe if we had taken a photo together in the past three years i would have posted a static bear i wasn't mad about you i was more mad about those guys because i have you know oh and then the next day is when i posted the video of me on the balloon float, you know. That's when all of those guys were like, happy. Actually, no. Derek still hasn't said happy birthday.
Starting point is 00:15:11 Ben still hasn't said happy birthday. But that's when like everyone was like, happy birthday. And I'm like, motherfuckers, it was yesterday. All right. Put it in your calendar. Wow. Someone's a little bitter. No, I don't really care.
Starting point is 00:15:23 I mean, it's fine, whatever. But yeah, they're dead to me. Speaking of dead to me, season two. Oh, good. Did you finish it? Oh, yeah. Yeah, same. I finished it quick.
Starting point is 00:15:32 Yeah. So here's my only thing about season two of Dead to Me. Ben, James Marsden's twin brother on season two ben is way too nice and way too good looking to be single all right can we give him like a prosthetic like nose or something so like it's a little believable that he'd be like it's a hard up on his luck trying to find himself a girl you know it's like total he did dress really dorky. Maybe that was it. It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:16:07 It's James Marsden. I know, but it's not. It's Ben. It's Cyclops walking around. I know. I knew they couldn't just kill him off. No way. But here's my question about Hollywood.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Do you get paid double? Because it's like, yeah, I paid that one character, and now I'm playing a different character. You know? Possibly. I think you should. I mean. Probably. That's all I'm saying. So good though. Loved season two.
Starting point is 00:16:30 I thought the end was like a little anticlimactic. I don't want to run into people that haven't seen it but like I guess they couldn't end it any other way. I don't know. There's like a formula here of like Judy kills Christina Applegate's husband Judy kills Christina Applegate's husband.
Starting point is 00:16:47 And then Christina Applegate kills Judy's husband. And then Judy's husband's brother might kill Christina Applegate. You know, it's like, okay, so then Christina Applegate's son is going to kill someone. And then like this thing could perpetuate upon itself forever, you know? That's true. Yeah. But it is very good is very good i will say that yeah it's great i did finish jarrah hart's good twist didn't see it come in i know only because of like the way it jumps back and forth in time and it doesn't really give you any hints until once you once you see the first hint you're like oh okay yeah yeah i see how i see what happened here but anyways very good and you know what i was thinking you know what i was thinking you know who would be great to play the main
Starting point is 00:17:35 character in the miniseries for that you mean georgina yeah the girl yeah who sarah because you're right right because so much of the book is when she's Right? Because so much of the book is when she's young. And then so much of the book is when she's like 30. And Sarah can look 16, but she's also almost 30. You got a point there, Wells. I know. I know. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:54 Maybe we should. Let me send a text. I think my mom should try to get the rights to this if nobody hasn't already. And then she should cast Sarah. Yeah. And get Sarah on board as a producer and they should make the show. I'm down. I was telling her about it
Starting point is 00:18:07 and we always look up to see if it's in production already and I didn't see if it was in production on IMDb. I'm telling her right now. I mentioned it to her before, but because it's pretty easy for her to find out if someone's bought the rights. Yeah. Honestly, quarantine has given everyone an excuse
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Starting point is 00:21:38 missing. It's about the mom like trying to figure out like what the hell happened to the daughter. And then what happens a lot of times with missing children is that the marriage kind of dissolves because one person blames the other or whatever it is. So then there's like a divorce. And finally, like years later, they find like some remains of the daughter and they get a little bit of closure and then the mom like is able to kind of start her life again because there's some closure and she starts dating this guy who's got a daughter who weirdly looks a lot and sounds a lot like her missing daughter oh and it's pretty good i gotta be honest with you okay you know You know, that's pretty good. I love the cover of the book. It's so funny. I was like, I need a new book.
Starting point is 00:22:31 And this just shows you how visual we are as humans. I was like going through, should I read this one or should I read this one? I was showing Sarah and Sarah was like, then she was gone looks cool. And I was like, you're right, it does. The cover looks pretty dope. It was like, Then She Was Gone looks cool. And I was like, you're right, it does. The cover looks pretty dope.
Starting point is 00:22:54 But like, you know, you see that and you're like, this is like Girl on the Train or Gone Girl or Then She Was Gone. It's like all the same fucking thing, you know? Oh, yeah, 100%. Same word even in the title. But yeah, I fully judge a book by its cover when i'm picking out a book it's terrible i do judge it hard you got any other fave things guess what i've been watching gray's anatomy oh god no gray's is over i just like slammed my hand on the chair i have been watching lost okay what year is it right now okay did you watch lost when it was out i watched the first four
Starting point is 00:23:25 seasons and then i was like you know what guys were like back on the mainland and john oh shit what season are you on one i've never seen it before oh yeah well once you get to like season four you're like what is happening here so season four like there are still no answers goes like for like eight seasons of like. No, I know that. So here's my theory. Don't tell me if I'm right. Don't ruin.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Okay. Here's my theory. It seems to me it's almost like Hunger Games-esque where someone is controlling what happens on the island. And I feel like creepy John, old man with the eyes is in on it. John Locke? Yeah. I like John Locke. I didn't finish it, so I don't even really know. What everyone thought it was, they're like, that's not what it is.
Starting point is 00:24:12 And then that's what it was. And you're like, why did you guys tell us that's not what it was when it was what it was the entire time? Very interesting. Now that I'm watching Lost, I'm like, first of all, Hunger Games 100% ripped this show off. The whole polar bears on the tropical island and shit that doesn't make sense. I'm like, this has to be man run.
Starting point is 00:24:29 You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And the way it just like rains like that and like Locke will sit here and like point to the sky and two seconds later it's raining like he's in on it. Okay. That was like the beginning of Evangeline Lilly and I had a huge crush on her. And now she's- Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:24:43 She is a 90s dream. When did season one come out? Actually, I think it was in the 2000s, but- Oh now oh my god she is a 90s dream when did season one come out actually I think it was in the 2000s but oh is it she's so 90s I love it and so is Maggie Grace you know the girl from Taken she's in it in Taken she plays like a freaking freshman in college or something and she's like 35 oh yeah 2004 that was the start date so they probably filmed it in 2003. It was such an iconic show in the early 2000s that Weezer entitled their 2010 record Hurley and had a picture of Hurley on the cover. No way. Yeah. Dang.
Starting point is 00:25:18 I do remember it being so massive. I don't know why I never got into it, but I didn't. I had never seen it. And so I was just flipping through, trying to figure out what to watch. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to watch Lost. All right. Speaking of interesting television shows that start on a plane, have you seen End of the Night?
Starting point is 00:25:37 Okay. I watched the trailer. Okay. And it just didn't look very good. What? What didn't look good about it? Yeah. I don't know. It just didn't look very good what what didn't look good about yeah i don't know
Starting point is 00:25:45 it didn't look great okay well sarah and i finished it and real good really real good so here's the thing it's the first belgian netflix original ever so it's got voiceover it's dubbed oh and see this is why i didn't watch it because when the voice is delayed and it doesn't match with the mouths i can't watch it it drives me absolutely insane if you give it some time it can't do it you stop caring i'm telling you it's so good anyways here's the synopsis when the sun starts to kill everything in its path a plane full of passengers must travel at night in an attempt to escape its destructive power and find someplace safe into the night here's how it starts there's like all these people going to the airport getting
Starting point is 00:26:31 on this plane going to moscow right this one guy who's like the general is like freaking out and it's like kind of like wigging out and everyone's getting on the plane and finally he just like snaps and he like punches out one of the security guards that at the airport steals his gun and runs down the jetway and like forces himself on a plane you're like oh this is straight up hijacking a plane shit and this is like a terrorist movie and then you find out no every time the sun, it kills everyone in its path. So the plane has to stay ahead of the sunrise. So it's always going west. It's real great.
Starting point is 00:27:12 And there's just shady characters. And, you know, there's a mobster. There's someone smuggling diamonds. There's an Instagram influencer. There's a kid dying of cancer that needs like a transplant. There's a guy's getting catfished by a fucking Russian lady. It's got everything, man. Wow.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Okay. I just, the audio. I know it's tough, but it's great. Okay. I just need like a quick recap on 90 Day Fiance before the 90 days. I wish we could call my sister. She's obsessed with the show. She's for sure not awake yet, but she loves 90 Day Fcé before the 90 days? I wish we could call my sister. She's obsessed with the show. Oh.
Starting point is 00:27:45 She's for sure not awake yet, but she loves 90 Day Fiancé before the 90 days, like loves. Oh my God. Okay, so here's the thing. I don't know if you remember, but there's this one guy named David and he's been having this like online relationship
Starting point is 00:27:59 where he has to pay to talk to this lady named Lana in the Ukraine. Okay. He's gone over there four times and she's never shown up to meet him. We're all just like, you're getting catfished, bro. Like this woman does not exist. He hires a fucking private investigator. The private investigator is like, dude, I did some digging. She's not real.
Starting point is 00:28:21 You're getting catfished. And he's like, you're fired. You don't know Lana the way I know her. And so finally he flies back to the Ukraine for the fifth time. Jeez. And guess what? The bitch is real, bro. She's real.
Starting point is 00:28:38 And she's hot. Really? Oh, my God. I thought for sure she was going to show up and be like, just so you know, I'm a model and someone used my picture. It happens all the time because Russian women are scam artists. But no, she's real. I cannot believe it.
Starting point is 00:28:57 I cannot believe it. But then everyone else in the show, I just don't care anymore. I just, I'm over it. So if you are watching this show, Tom Brooks, who is dating Darcy, is just such an asshole. Like the most amazing asshole ever. And also he's one of those guys
Starting point is 00:29:14 that's got a bunch of money and buys shirts that he thinks makes him look rich, but really makes him look like such a fucking nerd. All right? So Tom, just stop. Also stop being so English and carrying around a little man purse. Okay. Get a wallet like an adult. Okay. Yolanda, what is wrong with you, lady? Fucking the Williams does not exist. Okay. I can't believe it. He deleted his Instagram
Starting point is 00:29:42 account. Yeah. That's because you're getting catfished, Alonda. And your kids are telling you and you're not believing it. But then who knows? Because he might be real the way that Alonda, I thought, was fake. Usman and Lisa. This is the most fucked up relationship in the world. Lisa found Usman having dirty conversations on his cell piece and fucking photoed it right before the marriage.
Starting point is 00:30:06 And all Usman wants is to get to America to start his virgining rap career as Soja Boy, which guess what, dude? There's already one of those over here. Let's pump the brakes. You got Big Ed who has stickers of himself on his fucking on his suitcases, which means like he was already working on memorabilia and merch before the thing started. So, dude, you're not there for the right reasons. 90 Day Fiance before 90 days is just amazing. You got to watch. I've heard I've heard lots of people talking about it these days. It's great. It's the best. Interesting. So given what's going on in the world and we have so much free time on our hands right now,
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Starting point is 00:34:13 Really? I don't think. Okay, so Lorena Bobbitt was the woman who was made famous by cutting off John Wayne Bobbitt's dick and like throwing it out the window when she like found him cheating. Yeah. And now they're doing a Lorena Bobbitt movie on Amazon
Starting point is 00:34:31 and it's just called Lorena. And here's my favorite part. It's like from executive producer, Lorena Bobbitt. Lorena. It's like, wait, hold on a second. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Real quick, real quick, real quick. Lorena Bobbitt is an EP on this?
Starting point is 00:34:47 You're telling me that Lorena Bobbitt gets to be an EP of the movie, of the story of her cutting off her husband's dick. What the fuck world are we living in? She's executive producing a story about herself where she cuts off someone's wiener john wayne bobbitt must be like what the fuck is hap also every producer in the world must be like what is happening right now how do you get to ep this from executive producer lorena bobbitt like but what's funny about that is like, how is that the thing that's going to get me?
Starting point is 00:35:27 You know? Yeah. I guess it's because she's involved in it. So we get to hear her side of the story where she cut off someone's dick. Yeah, exactly. From executive producer, OJ Simpson.
Starting point is 00:35:39 I didn't do it. You know, like, yeah, that's true. When I heard that, I was just like, what? It must be nice to be a little dog and to sleep all day.
Starting point is 00:35:53 Speaking of dogs, I haven't been honest about this, but I do feel like this is a place where we're supposed to kind of like showcase what's happening in our lives. And I've had a bad three weeks. Carl. Yeah, you know, but the folks out there don't know. Three weeks. Carl? Yeah, you know, but the folks out there don't know. About three weeks ago, we just woke up one morning and Carl just like doubled over and just started having the most intense seizure ever.
Starting point is 00:36:15 He like knocked over a glass and cut himself. And it was just like the worst. And then I, so I freaked out and I was like, oh my my god i don't know what's going on so then i took him downstairs and i fed him then he had another one in the between the first seizure and the second seizure i googled like what are you supposed to do and one of the things is like you're supposed to videotape the dog so you can give it to the vet so they kind of know what they're dealing with come to find out he's having grand mal seizures which that's the worst kind you can get okay oh no it is nothing sadder than seeing a dog have just like a violent seizure so we took him to the
Starting point is 00:36:54 vet we got him on this medication seemed to be going okay and then like a week later he had another one and then the next day he had another one so then we got him on like even like more high power medication finally i was like what do i need to do and they're like you really need to get an mri and like a spinal tap to make sure like if he has a tumor you know so i was like one it's like super expensive's like, do I really want to pay like that much money to find out that I have to find out he's got a tumor? Yeah. So I took him and he got the MRI and the spinal tap. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:34 And no tumors. Oh, thank God. See, it was worth it. I know it was worth it. But so now he just has what's called idiopathic epilepsy where it's like, so that's a very fancy way of saying we don't fucking know what's going on. He just has seizures now. Don't church it up for me, vet and doctor. Oh, it's idiopathic.
Starting point is 00:37:56 He's idiopathic epileptic. No, it's he gets fucking seizures and you don't know why. So let's do some testing and figure out what's going on, guys. All right. So anyway, she's testing and figure out what's going on, guys. All right? So anyway, she's just got to be on this medication fucking forever. It makes him like super tired. But apparently he's supposed to like get through that.
Starting point is 00:38:11 Good news is that he died. I thought for sure. I was like, he's going to have a brain tumor and this is going to be the worst thing ever. I got the call the day before my birthday. The day before Ben Higgins didn't post about me is when I found out. Maybe you should get a second opinion.
Starting point is 00:38:27 No, it's not that like we could do more testing. It's that for when dogs have seizures and they don't know what it is, it's because they don't know what it is. They've made up a word. Idiopathic epilepsy. They made up this like term. But what that means is we don't fucking know. So sorry. term but what that means is we don't fucking know so sorry so trace's dog has seizures and he's on medicine for it and he's a lot better like he hardly has them anymore i think only when he's
Starting point is 00:38:52 like traveling in a car really which trace obviously doesn't do unless he has to so yeah carl gets them like right when he wakes up from sleeping so it's almost like his, when his brain turns on from sleep is like when it goes haywire. That's so weird. Yeah. Poor Carl. I know. Poor Carlos. And then I feel really bad for Boo because Boo's like getting no love because everyone's so concerned about Carl, you know? Yeah. So here we are. Here we are. Okay. You got anything else? Yeah. One thing. What? It's kind of a sad thing. Oh, what is it? It's like, I should address it. So I've had a lot of people messaging me asking if this summer tour with Sam Hunt is still happening. And to be honest with you guys for the longest time, like I just haven't had any answers for you guys. However, today they are announcing on Sam socials that the tour is
Starting point is 00:39:40 canceled. I'm extremely, extremely devastated. Um, everybody is Sam is like we all are. And, but we just had to do what was best for everybody, including you guys and keeping you guys safe, you know, the concert goers, and then also keeping us safe and healthy and our family and our, our tour crew and everybody. So, um, I don't have any information on any type of rescheduling or anything, but they are not announcing the cancellation. So I just wanted to give you guys a heads up. Obviously you can get refunds for your tickets. If you go to Sam's website, I think all the information is there for that,
Starting point is 00:40:11 but I just wanted to let you guys know personally that I'm so sorry. And then I am just as bummed as y'all. Damn. I know. So sad. Well, on that note, let's call up Sheridan.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Yeah. I need some good energy. Like, bring it on. I'm sorry, dude. Dude, you look pretty cool. You got guitars hanging from behind you. He did it on purpose. He was, like, framing it, and he was like, let me just make sure. Well, it's like either guitars on one side or plants on the other side.
Starting point is 00:40:45 So it's one way or another. Thanks for having me, though, so much, guys. Count your blessings that it wasn't flowers on the other side or Wells would have pegged you as a serial killer. I just. Is that a thing? I just did like a whole bit earlier about how it's kind of weird that we do that. Like we take these things that are growing amongst their family and friends and thriving in life and then we cut them down to size
Starting point is 00:41:07 and then we bring them into our house and we say, hey, I want to watch you slowly die. It seems very kidnappery killery. I mean, that's the same thing we do with Christmas trees too, except like I ended up keeping my Christmas tree around or like whatever for like a month or two after. I have some friends that still have one.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Yeah. From December. I know. Great December. I know. Great point. I want to celebrate our Lord and Savior. And the way that I'm going to do that, I'm going to watch this tree die slowly over the next couple months. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:36 We're just horrible people in general. Thank you so much for being on the show. I don't know if you have any idea as to what the show is. The show is called Your Favorite Thing Podcast, where we talk about our favorite thing and you my friend or our favorite thing on listen to your heart hell yeah i'll take that i'm assuming that favorite things are just all favorite things in general or are you guys talking about specific favorite things or we get pretty specific so it's a lot of like our favorite television shows, our favorite like movies, favorite music, Instagram follows.
Starting point is 00:42:09 It can really be about anything you want, though. Literally anything. But our favorite topic about you from Listen to Your Heart was we were campaigning for Sheridan for Bachelor. That's been going around Instagram and social media. Yes. I know that I think Ari from one of the other seasons who was the judge on episode five, I think, he's also campaigning for it.
Starting point is 00:42:35 I've been asked about it a lot. You know, I'd consider it, but we just got through Listen to Your Heart. Yeah. Yeah, so you would do it though if they were like, hey, listen, we need a Bachelor. I would consider it at the very least. Obviously, I love Listen to Your Heart because it was more music focused and centric. And that was a big part of why I wanted to do it as well.
Starting point is 00:42:56 Also, dating 30 women at once feels and sounds kind of crazy and intimidating. It's like hard enough dating a couple people at the same time, let alone, it's like 30, right? First night it's 30 and then it gets cut down to about 24. I'd give it a hard maybe
Starting point is 00:43:12 right now. All right, all right. And then, you know, we'll see if like if people are calling for it, like you got to give the people what they want sometimes. That is true.
Starting point is 00:43:20 Absolutely. I mean, and to be honest with you, Sheridan, the way that you were treated on that show, you deserve a win, okay? You've been in Paradise and all this other stuff.
Starting point is 00:43:30 You know, it's a crazy circumstance. People do the best they can. Yeah, I think at this point, I very much know what I deserve and don't deserve. I'm feeling good about things now. Well, yeah, because you have half America being like, we love you and want you to be The Bachelor. That doesn't hurt, I will say.
Starting point is 00:43:47 It is about time that we have a rock and roll guy as The Bachelor. I am sick and tired of seeing the same old white bread, vanilla, whatever you want to call it, guy. They all look the same. So me? We need something different. I feel like yes well you i'm too far to the other extreme though i don't know if people are gonna take it no no no you're not at all you're exactly what we need now here's what sharon i think if we do a like a slight
Starting point is 00:44:15 makeover like here's what we need we need to bring in the queer eye guys just a quick once over maybe like maybe a quick trim of the hair. Bring the beard down a bit. Keep the flair and the style. I disagree a little bit. It was getting quarantine kind of crazy. Yeah. A woman's perspective. Keep the hair and you have to keep like your your style is like super cool.
Starting point is 00:44:37 Like I love all your jewelry. You're selling your necklaces like super cool. The rings. I love it so much. It's such a vibe. I'm here for it. It's funny. I'll have I think after like the first couple weeks i had some comments on some of my
Starting point is 00:44:48 instagram posts like you look great but you look better with your hair short or your haircut and i just no i don't think so i think i've been there done that i'm gonna do me now i like the hair can you answer a question for me about that show here's my question on it how do you win is it are you're in a relationship or you're the best singer hmm you know what we were still figuring that out while we were on it because you know obviously there's aspects and elements to each where it's you're looking for a relationship you're looking for love but also you're trying to showcase your talent and your partner's talent as well and that's how you guys work together um did you guys watch the finale last night yes yep um so i think you know ideally how you win is exactly what chris and
Starting point is 00:45:35 brie did where they sounded phenomenal their voices were fantastic and they came out of it with a great relationship that they're still going strong so i think that's kind of like the ultimate goal is you get to sing and you've got an amazing voice and you get a great relationship that they're still going strong. So I think that's kind of like the ultimate goal is you get to sing and you've got an amazing voice and you get a great partner and you get the grand prize kind of thing. I think, you know, other people, some left, you know, still trying to pursue relationships.
Starting point is 00:45:56 Some left just being like, you know what? I crushed my vocals and my performances and all that. It's kind of a mixed bag, but we were still figuring it out while we were on the show. See, here's what I have to wonder. If Matt and Rudy had stayed and were part of the finale, to me, they were by far, out of everybody that was left, the strongest singers, right? Like their performances always slayed.
Starting point is 00:46:17 If they had gone up there and slayed those last performances, do you really think Brie and Chris would have still won because they had a stronger relationship? Or would the judges have been like, you can deny matt and rudy's talent that's the thing that's tough it's because obviously yeah chris and brie were amazing but rudy's voice is ridiculous same with matt as well and together they sound amazing if they were to perform in like the finale last night as well the judges might have taken into account you know hey you know these people it's been a short amount of time. Maybe Matt and Rudy's performance would have beaten out Chris and Bree's and the judges would have taken into consideration. Like, you know, Matt and Rudy are just starting out, but they clearly are into each other, even if they're not necessarily full on in love the same way that Chris and Bree are.
Starting point is 00:46:58 I wish so bad that they had stayed. They're still trying to like kind of flesh out this idea. I think my complaint about the show, which I thought it was really entertaining. Here's the thing that I think they need to like tweak and figure out because so much of music is about heartbreak. And like that's where a lot of the best stuff comes from is from pain. You can't have someone get their heart broken in a singing competition and then make them leave. You need to make them stay to fucking write music and to like make the other person feel like shit for a couple of weeks and really bring up the drama.
Starting point is 00:47:34 We all thought that there was going to be a little bit more songwriting, like competition aspect to it almost. But obviously it was much more performance based. That being said, I kind of took initiative on my own and was just kind of writing the entire time because that's what I do. And fortunately on that last day
Starting point is 00:47:51 that I did get my heart broken a bit, I did end up writing a song. It's been doing really, really well too. Like all the Bachelor Nation's gone crazy for it, which has been incredible. Did you play it, Wells? Now you're gone. You've been away
Starting point is 00:48:05 Hasn't been long Since yesterday When we made it Another night But I still don't Know if we're all right. All that I've done, I would do again. On the run, that's where you've been.
Starting point is 00:48:39 Julia! Why? Is this Julia in the album art? That's not, no. Okay. No. I was wondering. No more airtime for her.
Starting point is 00:48:52 Do you hate her so much? I don't hate her. She's gotten a lot of hate, that's for sure. Yeah. From everybody in Bachelor Nation, it kind of seems like. And I spoke to that in one of my Instagram posts where I talked about, I love and I appreciate the support, but I don't want it at somebody else's expense necessarily. I think, yeah, you know, she could have handled things better. We
Starting point is 00:49:12 all could have. I don't hold it against her at this point. I think she did what she thought was right in the moment. And that's kind of all we can do. We're all stressed out. We're all high, strong. All of your emotions are just amplified and intense in this crazy situation that you're in. So no, I don't hate Julia. I haven't spoken to her in a while, but I don't hate her. All right. If you're not The Bachelor, will you go to paradise? I consider it. He's going. Listen to your heart on a beach without music, right? You take a guitar and you can turn into
Starting point is 00:49:45 music yeah we'll give you like a Spanish guitar and a mariachi band and then that'll make sense down in Mexico I think that's perfect I mean as long as like I can play maracas a little bit you know well I can play in your backup band yeah man I'll play. I got you. Oh, hell yeah. I would love to have you down there, man. You are our favorite guy on this season. And I, of course, love everything that Bachelor Nation does because, well, they've been paying my bills for quite some time and helped me find a fiance. But I do like this because it now makes those shows more diverse. For me, it's not just Bachelor and Bachelorette people. Now we're going to be able to draw from this crew. Here's my question. What is your drink of choice? All right. Are we doing shots? Are we doing beer? Are we doing cocktails? Are we doing wine? I'm the bartender. I don't
Starting point is 00:50:36 know. What the fuck do you want to drink when you're down in Mexico? I mean, if I'm down in Mexico, I'm probably doing a shot of tequila and then some sort of Mexican beer, something a little bit light. Obviously, it's going to be hot the entire time. If you can do some fancy cocktails, I would love a last word. What is that? So I used to bartend. I was in the service industry for a long time. Last word is my favorite cocktail.
Starting point is 00:50:56 It's like a classic Prohibition era cocktail that's equal parts build of gin, lime, green chartreuse, which is kind of like a piney flavor, and then Luxardo, which is like a cherry liqueur. So it ends up being like kind of bright, a little bit citrusy, super light, and super boozy. Well, I feel like you might need to watch your back a little. Yes. Sheridan might be taking your job. I can guarantee you I'm not. I just got out of the service industry a couple of years ago. Hopefully'm trying to, I'm trying to, hopefully my bartending days are done besides just for friends. So the show is called Your Favorite Thing, where we talk about our favorite things. What is some of your favorite stuff right now? TV shows, music, Instagram follows, movies, what have you? Okay. Have you guys seen Magic for Humans?
Starting point is 00:51:38 No. Okay. So it's a Netflix series, but essentially it's a magic show circa kind of David Blaine type stuff, but he's doing street magic and kind of social experiments at the same time. He's also hilarious. Magic with comedy with social experiment and commentary kind of. It's really, really lighthearted. It's really, really fun during quarantine. That's been something that's been like really nice and fun and easy to binge and kind of like not take something too seriously. So that's been something I've been loving. You guys got to check it out. All right. I like that.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Besides that, another quarantine activity that I've been doing is I've been making salsas from scratch. That's been one of my favorite kind of, all right, the world may be going crazy, but I can at least, you know, dive in a little something and experiment and mess around. My mom got me a food processor like a year ago that I'm finally busting out and using. It's been so much fun. I'm a taco connoisseur and I am a hell of a salsa maker. So give us your best recipe so far.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Oh, okay. So last night, actually, for the season finale, I made some. And it was charred tomatillo, charred pineapple, guajillo, jalapeno, cilantro, lime, a little bit of red onion, and a clove of garlic. Damn. I love a pineapple salsa. Yeah. It was incredible. And then also I do like a mango guacamole.
Starting point is 00:52:55 Oh, yeah. If you've never done mango in your guacamole with maybe a little bit of pomegranates on top, oh, that's the move. Oh, man. Julia fucked up so hard bro oh my god i gotta be honest with you man like if the bachelor thing doesn't work paradise is perfect for you're talking to me about guacamole and salsa and uh i'm here for it so i went to college in san diego so i basically lived off yeah mex Mexican food and guacamole and tacos for about four years. And I will admit, I'd never really watched The Bachelor before this. At one point
Starting point is 00:53:31 when I was traveling, I was playing a show out in Paris in August. And like the hotel I was staying at, had all like international television, but Bachelors in Paradise was actually one of the shows that I was like, Oh, here's some American TV. OK. And I ended up staying up to like three in the morning watching it. After the first episode, I was like, oh, this is interesting. All right. I can kind of see why people dig it. And then I noticed I'm like, oh, six hours have gone by. This is great.
Starting point is 00:53:55 Yeah, that's that's basically it. Well, hey, Sheridan, thanks so much for taking some time and hanging out with us and talking. You're a wonderful guy on the show. You are even more wonderful on Skype. Here's the thing. Julia really fucked up. And that's just the fact that those are just facts, you know, and that she has to live with that for the rest of her life. So that sucks.
Starting point is 00:54:15 I mean, what would happen, though, if she ended up on Paradise? Oh, if you're there, she's there, bro. Yeah. Thank you guys so much for having me um really really appreciate it great to meet you let me know what happens with the sheridan for bachelor campaign you got two good campaign managers on your side all right i gotta say yeah okay perfect all right yeah have your people call my people will do all right later dude all right uh he's so nice he's great and i feel like i saw more of his personality in the past 15 minutes than on the show.
Starting point is 00:54:47 I know. I'm even more of a believer in Sheridan for Bachelor because he's a great personality. I know. Poor Julia. She really fucked that one up. You know? Big time. Big time.
Starting point is 00:54:57 All right. You want to play some Muzak's? Yes, please. What you got for me, sister? Speaking of sister. Oh, no. My little no-no put out an ep on friday she's just the cutest thing uh the ep is called the end of everything highly suggest streaming the entire
Starting point is 00:55:15 thing obviously a few of these have already come out so you guys have already heard i got so high that i saw jesus lonely in july have all already been released i think if you could play young and sad that would probably be by the way like this is the most emo sad bastard queen of emo i mean just let's just go through the titles here okay first of all the record's called the end of everything so sad yeah and then yeah we have ghost i got so high i saw jesus liar lonely young and sad Yeah. We have Ghost, I Got So High I Saw Jesus, Liar, Lonely, Young and Sad, and The End of Everything. She's the saddest girl on the face of the earth. God, man. Okay, so what song do you want me to play?
Starting point is 00:55:52 I like Young and Sad. Let's play that one. And I love the intro of it. This is old dad. Just wanted you to know you ain't alone. Keep a smile on your face. Everything's going to be fine. I love you. How a smile on your face. Everything's going to be fine. I love you.
Starting point is 00:56:06 How sweet is that? Oh, blood getting in there. They say you should smile more. Darling, show your eyes more. Aren't you satisfied? I'm tired of trying to please someone who doesn't even care what's on my mind. Let me go, I don't need you to wipe my tears. Don't you know I'm only trying to disappear Don't want to be young and sad
Starting point is 00:56:48 Another day longer Don't want to feel numb or mad Until I go under Does she write that? Yes, she writes all of her stuff. I mean, but is it co-writes or is it her? Yeah, she co-writes everything. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:06 She's just so sad and so precious. Is she really sad, though? Yeah. What is she sad about? She's like 20 and sad. I don't know. I just feel like it's like on brand. Anything else?
Starting point is 00:57:19 Oh, is there a new Jason Isbell song? Yes, that's what I'm going to be doing. Oh, really? Is there a new Jason Isbell song? Yes, that's what I'm going to be doing. Oh, really? First of all, Migos has a new song called Racks Too Skinny. I feel like that was probably written about me, maybe.
Starting point is 00:57:35 Remember our guy Gavin James? Yeah. He's got a song called Boxes. Boxes. First guitar. My father told me, son, four chords is all you need to show people just who you are. Country music. So I played to strangers down by the back streets. And every time they caught me dreaming, I'd say, don't wake me up.
Starting point is 00:57:57 If you're only going to tell me to give it up, then say everything i do is not enough cause you're lying through your teeth we don't fit into your boxes we're all different underneath don't wake me up gavin james boxes talking about i love his voice or chords and the truth country music pretty great you have anything else uh you're up yeah i mean like it just shouldn't be a huge surprise that i'm gonna do this but jason is bill in the 400 unit have a new record out it's called reunions he had been dropping stuff from the record like leading up to it but the whole thing came out i guess last friday and the whole thing's really good he does
Starting point is 00:58:46 a good job of like being really diverse with his sad music there's it's it's political which he is political he's a guy that sounds like he's very conservative but is in fact not he's a recovering alcoholic so it's like there's a song about being sober he'd had a you know a baby girl the past couple years this wife man shires who's a fantastic about being sober. He had a baby girl the past couple of years. This wife, Amanda Shires, who's a fantastic singer and fiddle player in her own right. There's a song about that. So it's kind of all over the place in a really wonderful way. The two that I really liked, one, if you are a recovering addict or you're trying to get sober, this is a song you should listen to because it is beautiful.
Starting point is 00:59:24 It's called uh it gets easier last night i did myself a thing i called in sick and went downtown drove past the local bar a cop got behind my car I wish he would pull me over now Last night I let myself remember Times I forgot a woman's name I blacked out behind the wheel How tight the handcuffs feel My daughter's eyes when she's ashamed
Starting point is 01:00:02 It gets easier But it never gets easy. I can say it's not worth it. He's just, lyrically, he's just like the best. And then I really like this one, St. Peter's Autograph. It just has like nodes of like old Isbell, like kind of just the folky side of him. And I really like.
Starting point is 01:00:26 Mm-hmm. We're all struggling with the world on fire and the fear we're taught. Now you've lost another friend who couldn't stay to see the end He had somewhere else to be Cut him down and burn the tree There's no shelter from the rain And I can't comprehend your pain
Starting point is 01:01:10 But I got arms and I got ears And I will always be right here Sometimes it's nothing but the way you were raised and it could have been worse I see you suffering through the best of days
Starting point is 01:01:38 and still you put me first what do I do to let you know Anyways, the record's really good. Like I was about to say. But that shouldn't be a surprise. Love him. I actually like his folkier stuff, I think, better.
Starting point is 01:02:00 I do too. Here's the thing. There are not a lot of people who are really good lyricists, but then also like banging guitar players. They're few and far between, you know, like usually if you're like an amazing folk singer and really amazing writer, you're kind of the rhythm guy. And then you got someone to shred and for you, but he's such a good guitar player. I feel like he needs to do this 400 unit stuff to rock out because for sure because it's so good he can't always be just strumming on an acoustic guitar so yeah that's fair but I agree I agree
Starting point is 01:02:32 with you too I like his like really like kind of stripped down stuff you got anything else nah dog that's about it well that was a fun episode super Super fun. Love Sheridan. Big fan. Big Sheridan fan. Sheridan for Bachelor. Sheridan for Bachelor or just Paradise. Or Sheridan to date like any of my single friends in Nashville. I mean, I agree. Well, I miss you and I love you, kid. Miss you, love you. Okay.
Starting point is 01:02:58 See you in 2021. Yeah. No one's going anywhere the rest of the year. Nope. Jewel's still hot, man. Yeah. Yeah. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.

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