Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Court is in session!!

Episode Date: March 29, 2023

Your hosts are fresh off planes and ready to rumble as they recap their travels to NYC and Austin. Wells is a big Austin guy these days, no offence to Nashville. Brandi is Team Gweny and fills Wells in on the most dramatic ski trial ever, sourcing all her news from the wonderful app TikTok, that the people are trying to take away from us. Shoutout to the CEO for giving his spiel in Congress. They also apparently reopened one of the Murdaugh cases, so it’s just a big court episode today. Much to Brandi’s discomfort, Wells is on a Hunger Games kick, dick deep in the Capitol. Also, Wells can’t get a hold of his manager because he represents all the Vanderpump people and apparently there is DRA-MA going down there. Are we a news podcast now? Stay tuned...  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Zocdoc — Go to Zocdoc.com/YFT and download the Zocdoc app for FREE The Farmer’s Dog — Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/YFT. Plus, you get FREE shipping  Lomi — Turn your food waste into dirt with the press of a button with Lomi. Use the code YFT to save $50 at lomi.com/YFT 

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You know, I think it's so funny that you have a job where it makes you do something that I don't think that you like to do, which is stay up late around people who are drunk all the time. like to do, which is stay up late around people who are drunk all the time. I was just saying this to somebody. The fact that I ended up with this job makes no sense. I don't like to drink a lot. I know. I'm not really a partier. I don't like to be up late.

I really don't like clubs. You don't even like people. I really don't even like people. You want a boyfriend that doesn't even live in the same town that you live in. Town? Try country. Yeah, you want a boyfriend that doesn't even live in the same town of that you live in town try like country yeah you want only town you need to get you on like 90 day fiance oh god you're going the other way but the thing is is like the russian guy that we find he so badly wants to come to america and don't let him. No, he can't. I don't think I want that.

Nah. It's better for everyone if we keep a little ocean in between us, you know? Yeah. This is what I'm going to do for you. I'm going to call up the people, the good folks at 90 Day Fiancé. I'm going to get you on that show. And we're going to do the reverse 90 Day Fiancé where we're going to find you like someone from Nigeria

or something. And you're going to fall in love. I'm going to treat you like a queen. But the funny thing is that you're never going to allow him to come to America. I feel like this is its whole own show, like a whole other show. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So let's not give this to 90 day fiance let's like make a show okay you know yeah that's a great idea i'm all for it um so you were in new york city new york city how was new york these this time of year what the fuck that accent is uh the weather was trash it was cold and rainy but that's okay you. I feel like New York's weather is just a hit or miss. And I landed in Nashville and it is 78 degrees and sunny, so I'll take it. So it's nice in the Nash?

Super nice. Spring has sprung, as some might say. Very nice. You get your bell? Yeah. Give me a ding. Dude, I'm a big Austin guy these days. Austin's nice. I like Austin. I could see you living these days. Austin's nice.

I like Austin. I could see you living in Austin. I could too. You know, it's very similar to East Nashville. It's a lot of hipsters. There's a lot of really good food. The music scene's great. It's progressive in a state that has no state taxes.

Sign me up. Like, I get why everyone's flocking to Austin these days. Yeah, we went to Ryan Pinkston's wedding. It was beautiful. Very cute. Matt Cuttschell, he was the officiant. Oh. He's engaged to Ariel Vandenberg, who's been on the show.

He did a great job, and that's really exciting because I'm actually going to be officiating a wedding pretty soon. Really? I am. I got asked. I got called up to the bigs. Very excited about it. Can you say who? I don't think I can actually right now. Huh. Very interesting. So I'm thinking maybe like Dini Babies or? I don't know. I'm not going to name names.

Huh. Very interesting. But I'll tell you off camera, but I have been tapped to wed some friends of mine. And I've been learning what people are doing. I'm comprising a speech. Smart. You've got to have a couple yucks. You've got to have some pull on the heart strings. You got to have some tear instigators, you know.

Absolutely, which I'm great at. And you got to be quick. Got to be quick. You do. And if you can do all those things, then it's successful, efficient. And so I've been learning a lot. I learned a lot from Matt Cutchell. He was very good.

Like a duck to water, that guy was in marrying people. So I might just, I asked him if I could just have his playbook and he was like, yeah, I'll just take pictures of all my notes and you can have them. So it was very inspiring.

I love Austin. I'm so happy for our friends, Justine and Ryan Pinkston. And we had so much fun. I rode a bull. A real one? No, not a real one. A mechanical one.

A mechanical one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I stayed on pretty long. I stayed on for as drunk as I was. And for as, you know, I'm just not a rodeo guy. I'm not Yellowstone Ryan Bingham over here. Nah.

But you don't say nah like you don't know. I mean, I could be great at it. Anyways, I stayed on it for a while. I have video. Maybe we'll donate this video to the YFT Instagram. I think we need that. Yeah. Did you do any two-stepping in Austin?

I didn't do any two-stepping. I did some drinking. Oh, you really are missing out out i don't know how to two-step though you should really learn i feel like you and sarah would kill it honestly and it's so fun yeah i don't know truly it is very fun maybe maybe someday i'll do that but not not today no austin's great. We had some amazing food, as we always do. And it was quick in and out. The weather was nice. Ding, ding. What was your favorite food you had in Austin?

Well, there's a place outside of town called Salt Lick. Okay. Ooh, boy. What kind of food? Barbecue? Barbecue, yes, of course. I'll give you some faves. Yeah, give us some faves.

That's what this show is, you know? I know. It's funny because my other show, Two Dudes in Kitchen, we've been like, we need to make, like, go-to lists for different cities. And so I guess that's kind of what we're doing right now. We stayed at a hotel called The Line. Ooh, it's beautiful. Love it.

There's a restaurant in there called Arlo Grey, which is, like, the head chef's is, like, from, like, you know, Chopped or something, You know, like one of those Food Network shows. That was pretty good, but it wasn't the best. Salt Lick, which is 22 miles outside of town, is ridiculously

fantastic. Highly recommend. Also, Franklin Barbecue in Austin? Get you some. Also check out Odd Duck, Loro, and I talked about it the other week, the sushi place.

Uchi. Uchi. They got one in Austin, huh? That's where Tyson Cole, the head chef, started it. Oh, fuck. If you want to have,

I'm going to get really close to the microphone and tell you guys this. If you want to have a mouth orgas get really close to the microphone and tell you guys this if you want to Have a mouth orgasm and by mouth orgasm. I mean not have someone orgasm in your mouth, but When you eat it you feel like your mouth's having an orgasm go to Uchi and just tell your guy your waiter just let the chef do whatever he wants to do with my mouth Sounds weird, but I'm saying it out loud, but that's true.

You just got to say, just tell them to send us some shit, and they'll bring out all the stuff that will change your life. One thing you do need to get, they've got like a Wagyu beef sashimi. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Brandy. Don't walk. Run to that place. It is so good. So, yeah austin big austin guy and i used to

i used to hate saying that because you know i was a nashville guy and you know um but you know what i've left nashville and nashville did some great things for me but austin lots and also lots of rivers and lakes and shit for you to go and do water sports there are there are so anyways yeah well you were in the big apple that for you i was in the city of weird and now actually tomorrow i mean so in monterey right now my birthday gift for my brother was a round of golf at cypress point which is a very private, very fancy golf club. And so we're playing that. Oh, it is.

Oh, it is. So I'm playing that tomorrow. That's going to be, I'm like so excited. It's like the highlight of my life. Really? Yes, it is. This will be the best golf course I have ever played. Oh, wow.

So, yes, that's why I'm here. I'm in my mom's room right now. Cute, cute. Yeah, so that's what's going on over here. Wow, just a little traveler. Just a little traveling boy. And then later this week, I'm going to Pioneertown. We're going to Pappy and Harriet's.

Ding, ding on Pioneertown if you ever get to go. Absolutely. To Joshua Tree. We're going to go see my buddy Raylan Baxter's show. And then the next night is Tallest Man on Earth, who I love. So might be a double feature for your boy over here. And so yeah. That's exciting.

Just jet setting around. Wow. Yeah. Just, you know, no responsibilities. No. Must be nice. It must be. Must be freaking nice. Must be nice. It must be. Must be freaking nice.

It must be nice. I'm going to have to start working soon. Seriously. I'm running out of money. But I do think I might have some big news to announce a little bit later. Oh, really? I don't want to jinx it, but, you know, we'll see what happens. I think there's some things

coming on down the pipe for y'all. Smells like maybe mexico? No, actually. That's not what I'm talking about. Oh, really? Oh, I was thinking we were coming in hot on that. No, I wouldn't spoil that

until May-ish, maybe. Okay. Something else. All right. A little something else. Okay. Are we talking Best in Doe Season 2?

I'm not. Hey, I can't divulge what's happening. This is Francis Kelly. I know. One of these days, I'm going to tell you. Or I won't tell you because it fell through. But I'm living a life. I'm a firm believer in you have to just think it's going to happen.

Like it's already real. Manifestation. Yeah, I'm manifesting the fuck out of this. Good for you. It is already done. Hopefully that works out. Maybe not. Well, great.

Yeah. Should we start the show though or what do you think? I think we should start the show, yeah. Is it me or you? I think it's me. Go for it. Yeah.

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code your favorite thing do it so the one thing that does kind of suck about this episode is that where i'm recording it on a sunday because of who? Because of me. Yes. Because I'll be traveling. So we're not going to really know what happens to Zach in The Bachelor world. Good old Zachary. But it seems like from the teasers that I've seen that your girl Gabby doesn't want to meet Zach's parents. Which sounds like Gabby wants to get the fuck out of there. I mean I kind of don't blame her.

I don't blame her. But you know what's going to happen if so she self eliminates it's a bummer because then Katie's going to feel like a consolation prize. Yes. And not chosen. But I think that that is not chosen. But I think

that that is the play. But did you see, there's an Instagram that Ariel Ariel Ariel Yes. Gabby and Katie

they all posted the same picture with the same emoji at the same time. What does it mean? What does it mean? So that makes me think that they are all banded together against one common enemy. Who is that enemy? Zack Shacklecrosser.

Shellcrosser. Shabbadabadoo. I don't know his last name. It's something like that. Uh-huh. Shall pass. Shall not pass. Shabbadabadingdong.

Seems like that's the enemy. I could be wrong, though. Mm-hmm. What do you think? Uh-huh I think there's a high chance That that might happen High probability High probability

I think that I'm going to go on a limb here And so this is coming up Way after this has happened So it's going to be a little bit Dated but I'm going on a limb And I so it's going to be a little bit dated but I'm going on a limb and I think he's going to be with Katie for sure yeah I've been saying this since day freaking one

you know yeah man it's been a wild ride this one has it has I gotta say though like I think it was a pretty good season you do? I do I though, like, I think it was a pretty good season. You do?

I do. That's fine. I feel like you weren't into it. I wasn't into it because he was making too many good decisions and then once he made a bad decision,

oh, did I love it. Well, so the last three episodes were good. Loved it. So good. Yeah.

Television gold, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Television gold. Well, we'll see. We shall see. Anyways, is there anything else you want to talk about when it comes to? You know, it's really not related, but it is Bachelor. So I was just on TikTok.

I've been living on TikTok the past few days because of the Gwyneth trial, which we'll get to. Oh, my God. But I just came across, I don't follow him or anything, but it just, in my algorithm, came up. I think it was Justin that posted it. Justin from, oh, God, I don't even know, Katie's season? Yeah. Does that sound right?

Sure. He was on Paradise. Okay, so it's this video of- Is Justin the one that was like oh is it with a good facial expression yes the eyebrow the eyebrow guy i guess this is maybe a thing that they do a lot but this video it's it's him and like a ton of dudes from not really his season is it i don't know it's him it's super tall nate with the earrings. It's Boring Bachelor that's screwed over Rachel and Gabby. What's that guy's name?

Clayton? This is terrible. Clayton, thank you. Clayton, it's, wow, this name quiz is not. Rodney? Rodney's on here. And I think there's like two other dudes that I maybe don't recognize. Okay, so they're all standing in a circle.

This is like a game they play. Do you know about this? Where they like say like a celebrity's name. Like this one's Christian Bale. And then they go around in a circle and play this game that's like about the – Do you know what I'm talking about? No. Okay.

Let me see if you can hear it. Christian Bale. Christian got on a boat. That's Christian's sail. Christian drinks a lot of beer. That's Christian ale. Christian just went to the post office, that's Christian mail. Christian's slow as shit, that's Christian snail.

Christian didn't pass math, that's Christian fail. There was ice falling from the sky, that's Christian hail. Christian is a fish, that's Christian scale Christian's a bigger fish that's Christian whale so they do this until somebody fucks up and honestly I'm really impressed I don't think I could do this

at all Christian didn't marry Claire so he didn't turn into Christian Dale honestly I don't know why this is so funny to me but they're Christian Dale. Honestly, I don't know why this is so funny to me, but they're killing, it's cracking me up. I just had to share. It's a good party trick, you know,

to be able to stand around and do that. Christian wasn't Katniss Everdeen's love interest, so he wasn't Christian Gale. Oh my God. Yours are a little lengthy, but yeah, you're getting the trick. Hey, I'm playing. These guys are fucking professionals at this little game here. Christian has four extra vertebrae, so he has a Christian tail. There you go.

That's a good one. Oh, God. It really is funny, though. They do it a lot, and it cracks me up. I like that game. I want to play that game. Is it smart? I mean, it's smart.

It's a great game. I'm into it. I'm there for it. My sister would be good at a game like that. Yeah. I'll have to share that with the family at the next holiday. Yeah. Okay, you kind of teased it, but now I want to talk about it.

Oof. Gwyneth Paltrow. I've been glued to the TikTok screen following this whole situation. She's not having a great couple months, I feel like, because she got nailed for her diet, basically. Yes. Which, it's a lot of people being like, she's got an eating disorder and yada, yada, yada.

And it's like, well, I don't know. I mean, she, maybe, I don't know. It just seems like she's like super healthy, but yeah, she said like, she doesn't, she like intermittent fast, it sounds like. And then she like her first meal is like, um, bone broth, which a lot of people do that by the way. Like, uh, and maybe now I'm so entrenched in Hollywood that that's normal to me, but I totally know a lot of people that do that. And then they have like their one big meal afterwards. But like she was getting a lot of hate for that. Yeah, she was.

You know what? Do what you want, lady. You own goop. Do you? But so for everyone out there that doesn't know, because Sarah didn't know about this. Oh, really? Yeah. And I was like, oh, this is old.

Like I've known about this for a long time. So she's getting sued because she was skiing one day and she was flying down the hill, I guess, and she ran into somebody. Okay, you're telling the one side of the story here. This is what I heard.

She was careening down the Black Diamond at 73 knots. And with Christian Bale. And she ran into a gentleman and then said, you know what, motherfucker? What's her name again? This story is not right. What's her name again? Gwyneth?

Yeah, she was like, you know, motherfucker, I'm Gwyneth Paltrow. I own Goop. Fuck off. And then got back on her skis and then kept going and this guy is now unable to drink wine my brother

for some reason it was like now I can't go to wine tasting or something so he's suing her he's suing her for this is that the gist of what's going on? tasting or something. So he's suing her. He's suing her for this. Is that the gist of what's going on? Not really. But yeah, but sort of.

So here's the tea, right? Give me the tea. This is in 2016, and they're just now dealing with this. So nuts. So she was in Deer Valley skiing with her four young children on a frickin' bunny slope. Okay, no black diamond. Okay. No black diamond. Okay.

And then this, uh, older gentleman, um, with, uh, what we've come to find out has many prior health issues. Um, and also,

uh, maybe, uh, is this maybe speculation, but I would dare say also some mental health issues as well. Um, a little bit of history of violent behavior, um, which, you know, might be unrelated to the

case. But in Gwen's defense, they're asking her a lot of shit that's also very unrelated to the case. So basically, he said, she said. They're on this like bunny hill with their kids or whatever. They've got some Deer Valley ski instructors with her. And he says she hit him and she says he hit her, basically. And so he's suing.

At first it was for three mil, which is fucking ridiculous. And now it's down to 300,000, which I don't know where those numbers came from. But basically, like, both stories are similar, but it's just, like, the argument of who was behind who and who ran into who. Here's the thing. People are giving her shit because they're saying she's not very likable she sits up there and looks like unhappy and miserable well what the mother fuck do you think is it's like sitting in a fucking courtroom and wasting hours upon hours of your time talking to morons who can't even communicate properly these lawyers are so fucking stupid like listening to them talk is painful i'm like how do

you guys have this job like how did you guys get this trial you guys can barely form a complete sentence like it's so embarrassing and i wouldn't be happy is like regardless of who hit who no one is happy sitting in court it's not a fun thing am i wrong you're not wrong i also like thought that we all kind of enter in a communal agreement when we go skiing that it's inherently dangerous and it is it's like horseback riding it's the same shit like you don't sign up for it if you're not willing to get hurt exactly like how many people blow like i know so many people have blown their knees out on yeah are you allowed to sue the mountain you can sue anybody for anything at any time in this

ridiculous country i so here's the thing here's the thing everyone's like of course team you know terry this fucking guy that got hurt ever because everybody loves to hate the celebrity that's on the stand yeah but i feel i feel for her in the sense of not that i'm a celebrity by any means but like i just understand being the target of someone thinking they can get a lot of money out of you because of who you are and it's not a good feeling and it's not fair and you know what if she did run into him like that's i feel bad and then she's a motherfucking liar but like if she's right and it was the other way around and he's doing this to try to like get some fucking, you know,

lazy, easy money. Like I, that's disgusting to me. And I just don't think, I don't know. I just don't think we should be criticizing her for like being unhappy about this whole situation because no one's happy about going to court.

Here's my question. Would he have sued her if she wasn't Gwyneth Paltrow? Probably not. But why is that? Because they don't think they're going to get here's my question would he have sued her if she wasn't Gwyneth Paltrow probably not but why is that because they don't think they're going to get any money exactly it's such bullshit that she has to do this because she has been successful I know that's what I'm saying I agree I think it's total this is the this is an unpopular opinion people are you know or are it's very easy for someone to be like oh this rich bitch is just so fucking selfish she like hit somebody and ran away and like whatever and it's like all right but you don't know like you really don't know the full story and like i think like you and i just you know have like a front row seat to the other side of it right and like the celebrity world and

like how much of a target you are for no reason and shit and like it's just unfair so anyway all that to say i'm kind of team gwyneth here this guy come on like you have all these health issues apparently he's like his vision's bad i'm like well it makes sense he ran into someone if you don't have good vision why even on the freaking slopes to begin with you're old and like i have vision problems probably shouldn't be skiing i don't know i just i'm team gwyn here i'm with you i think it's bullshit It's like one of the things that I hate about our country Is that like You know it's like the whole thing of like You went into McDonald's and you spilled hot coffee on your lap

And you sued them for millions of dollars Because you're a fucking idiot Like of course coffee's hot inherently There's not grounds for you There's coffee grounds But there's not grounds for you to sue somebody grounds but there's not grounds for you to sue somebody because you didn't fucking put the lid on correctly

or whatever I don't like the frivolous lawsuit thing and like you know what happened is he got hit and then was like that fucking or whatever maybe he and her and then he like went on his day and then he was like getting hot cocoa later and everyone was like asking to take pictures.

And he was like, that's the person that freaking I ran into today. It's a celebrity. Oh, now I can sue them. It's ridiculous. Well, the dumbass ski instructor apparently is the one that said her name to him. Otherwise, he would have never known because when you're skiing, you've got the helmet and the goggles and like, you wouldn't recognize anybody. And I guess like from what I've heard on, on,

you know, on the trial is that one of the ski instructors that was with her kids skied over to the guy and was like, you moron. You just took down Gwyneth Paltrow. Good job. It's like, dude,

what the fuck? Why would you say that? As the ski instructor saw the whole thing, correct? No, didn't see the actual hit. Just saw that they were on the ground and then came over. Yeah. Oh.

No one saw the actual hit except for this other like frickin lunatic guy that says he's, you know, the guy's buddy that was on the mountain behind them and says he saw the whole thing. But he's already changed his story a million times and it just doesn't come off as a reliable source in my opinion is it is it a murder it's probably a murder that saw it probably probably yeah but anyway all that to say it is it is entertaining as much as it's painful to watch because i do feel for but um but i'm glued i'm glued to the tiktok screen well stay with it you know stay the course stick with it we gotta learn more about it. I'm interested. Speaking of the Murdaugh's, did you hear that they reopened the case

of that Steven guy that was killed in the middle of the road? I didn't. Yeah, they reopened the case. And guess what we found out recently, America? What did we find out? They performed a rape kit on him after they found him. If you thought someone was the victim of a hit and run, why would you perform a rape kit on him after they found. If you thought someone was the victim of a hit and run,

why would you perform a rape kit on them? Makes no sense. Actually, it makes perfect sense. It means that they knew that there was some shady shit going on and he was probably raped and murdered, but then the Murdos came in there with their big oil money and their stupid red hair, and they buried it underneath

a mountain of lies. And I can't wait for Buster to go down. I don't know if any of that's true, but I do know that it is true that they reopened the case, and that it has been released that they did rape kid on it, which is very, very weird. But anyways, that family's fucking crazy.

Damn. Damn. Crazy. Anyways, do you have any favorite things or what's happening? I've really only been watching this trial play out on my TikTok screen.

I will say, Yeah. What? How do you what? I just want to know if you have any thoughts about the Scandaval. Oh,

I don't really know a whole lot about it and I've never seen the show. Yeah. What's interesting. Have you? No, I've never seen the show. But, like, my manager works with, like, everyone from Vanderpump.

So, like. Okay. He has been unable. I can't get a hold of this guy because he's got a deal with the Rachel and the Tom drama. And it's been ridiculous. Uh-huh. I need my manager back. I need to make some deals. Yeah, you really do.

Yeah, I know. Yeah, I don't really know anything about it. Well, I don't really either. I've never watched that show. Have you ever watched that show? Never. Man, okay. Well, probably should cut that then yeah all right well what

do you got last week i had many a yf tier yeah slide into my dms to quickly correct me that uh daisy jones and the six is not over there are two more episodes by the time this podcast comes out they'll have come out um but that's 10 episodes for this season, which probably means it's the only season, which makes a lot more sense, because it is such a big production. So I have two more episodes to watch. Thank you guys for letting me know. I am relieved. It makes a lot more sense, I gotta say, because I... You know, ending on season 8 would have

just been very odd. So thanks guys for helping me out with that. And I have those queued up to watch tonight, which is exciting. I love that for you. Yeah. Well, I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna queued up to watch tonight, which is exciting. I love that for you. Yeah. Well, I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to give a ding to an old movie that I started watching again. And you might not love what I'm about to say, and I'm sorry for that. And I'm now realizing that I probably shouldn't be saying this to you.

But it doesn't matter because it's how I feel. And you know what? It's all about being honest on this podcast. Is it? Yeah, it is. Or is it about elaborating stories to get laughs? That's also true, which I do a lot. I'm actually very good at that.

Yeah, huh? You know, like before you go to bed, we like to put on movies I can fall asleep to because it's like whatever. You know, like I've seen this movie before and I know it's entertaining. I want to do yada, yada, yada. And so I got back in to the hunger games and oh brother you know what i'm thinking here and i'm sorry that your ex-brother-in-law uh is on the movie okay he's barely in let's be honest i mean

he's in it like especially at the end but like he's in it yeah i mean jennifer lawrence like way overacts let's be honest like she's like going crazy and crying all the time but it is so good i have thoroughly enjoyed watching and you know what i realized i never finished it i never watched this last movie yeah i never watched this last movie i read the book did you ever read the books yeah i loved the books i loved loved the books yeah holy shit loved yeah uh anyway so i am like dick deep in the capital right now and we are going through it and they're sending mutts and fucking tracker jackers and it's just so it's so good i'm almost 40 years old and i love hunger games. What a time warp.

It is so great. Very excited about that. So I honestly have been watching that. Great. I'm assuming you haven't started. There's a new season of Love is Blind. No, I haven't yet, but I want to.

There's some chatter on the old TikTok about it. Apparently it's a must watch. Yeah. All right. We got to get in on that. We got to get in on that. Yeah.

Yeah. I have a not favorite thing, a least favorite thing. Okay. I watched a movie on the plane yesterday, which by all intents and purposes should be fantastic vis-a-vis the cast. It's called Chaos Walking walking have you heard of it no it's got tom holland and daisy ridley from like star wars it's also got mads mickelson who's like i think he's swedish but he's in a lot of stuff and like the premise is so cool, and it just didn't do it for me. So, I'm not so sure you should get into Chaos Walking, but here's the tag. Two unlikely companions embark on a perilous adventure through the badlands of an unexplored planet

as they try to escape a dangerous and disorienting reality where all thoughts are seen and heard by everyone. Chaos walking. So basically humans have gone and like gone to another planet and started living on it. But on this planet, any thought that you have, you can hear it. Like everyone can hear the thought. You can also kind of see it. Don't like that yeah and there's no women on this planet all the women had been killed another like spaceship from earth has

come over with like more people and it crash lands and daisy ridley's the only survivor and then she's the only woman on the planet and i don't know i just love all these actors, but I just didn't love the movie so much. So anyways, I'm sorry. Yeah. It can't all be great, I guess. I guess not. Yeah. How have we talked about TikTok so much and not talked about the TikTok CEO

having to go and do the spiel in Congress? I know. And Congress has no understanding of how TikTok works and they're asking stupid questions a lot. I don't Congress has like no understanding of how TikTok works and like they're asking like stupid questions a lot. I don't think they have any understanding of how anything works. I'm starting to wonder. Here's what I think.

It is a China owned company, which isn't a great thing just for I think Americans just in general, just because like China can, I guess, probably like use or utilize a lot of that information. And it's probably not great for us. What are they using, though? utilize a lot of that information and it's probably not great for us. What are they using though? The fact that we are obsessed with Pedro

Pascal and love Get Ready With Me's and makeup tutorials and wood chopping tutorials and I don't get it. I think it behooves China probably to keep us stupid and that app definitely does that.

That's probably true. But I think that the real reason why congress wants to get rid of it is because facebook and google are huge donors to politicians campaigns and then they can use that power that money that they have from those campaign donations to be able to vote in legislation that benefits their interests and if it's a chinese company they're not doing that and so there's no money coming in so these guys are like and i'm sure like facebook and google's like get rid of this shit you know we paid a lot of money to get you elected. Get this fucking thing out of here. So that's my conspiracy theory on the whole thing. If I'm being honest with you,

I built such a bigger following on Instagram. If that was the only social media, I would be happy with that, you know? I would miss TikTok, I think. Yeah, but selfishly. It's where I get my news now. Is it? Yeah. It's the I get my news now. Is it? Yeah.

It's the new Twitter. I know. How else would I watch this Gwyneth trial? I know. Well, probably on... Like, where do you watch that? I don't know. See? I need it.

On Instagram Reels in three weeks. That's where you do it. Yeah, I guess. But that's like old news. I don't know. Yeah. You're hooked, though. Hooked. You know what I did? I deleted the app from my phone don't know. Yeah. You're hooked, though. Hooked.

You know what I did? I deleted the app from my phone. You did? Yeah, and I'll have moments of weakness. I've realized my screen time has gone crazy because of this app. And it's not good. No, it's not. It's not healthy.

You know what a good little hack is? I think I stole this from KFC Radio, the Barstool podcast. But they were talking about turning your phone on Do Not Disturb. If you turn your phone on Do Not Disturb, you never look at your phone. Yeah. Ever. It's such a nice little hack. I put mine on personal a lot.

What does that do? I have no idea, but that's what it's on right now. I mean, it turns the ringer off, turns the notifications off. I know. It's great. Let's be fair. I don't want to talk to anybody anyways. Get away from me.

Yeah. Everybody. Same. Shoo, shoo, shoo. So if I can just Do Not Disturb it, it's great I don't really let's be fair I don't want to talk to anybody anyways get away from me everybody shoo shoo shoo so if I can just do not disturb it it's great shoo shoo shoo another thing

on Instagram did you know that you can go if you open up Instagram and you press on the button that says Instagram at the top left yeah

you can change over to following or favorites and if you go to if you press on the following one, you will just see posts of people you follow. Yes. In chronological

order of when it was posted. Like what Instagram was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew that. Oh, I didn't know that. Anyways, that's a nice little hack. Yeah. I like that. I feel like I'm constantly being sold stuff. Constant.

I buy so much shit on Instagram. My thing is like, why does every social media company think I need razors all the time? I feel like I'm being sold razors left, right, and center. I'm not. I'm not a very hairy man. I only need one razor a month, maybe. Wow. What are you getting sold a lot of clothes mostly in shoes that's what i wish i was getting that yeah i just get razors

yeah tiktok tries to sell me um like pet products and honestly i'm a sucker for a lot of them yeah i'm a sucker just saw a saw a TikTok ad for this leash that you can walk three dogs at once and because of the mechanism, the leashes don't ever get tangled. I bought it this morning. Damn, that sounds like some witchcraft. I know.

I got three dogs, though. You know, I took them out of the vet last week. It was an absolute nightmare. Asked her if she was to be trained and all of a sudden, now we've got all three of them out and she's not trained at all and they're just going nuts.

Yeah. Dang. It sold me. She's not trained at all. And they're just going nuts. Yeah. Dang. It sold me. That's great. I did want to talk about my brother's company. It's called. Oh, yeah. I saw your post.

Yeah, it's called Verse Journeys. You can follow them on Instagram. V-E-R-S-E. And then Journeys. J-O-U-R-N-E-Y-S. So like what he specializes in is trips to South Africa. And it's like the trip that Sarah and I went on, I think last October. And it was like a trip of a lifetime. And we went to Cape

Town and stayed in Camps Bay and had an amazing time there. And we hiked up Lion's Head and Table Rock. Is that what it is? Table Mountain. Table Mountain. That was beautiful. Then we went to Franschuk and Parle and stayed in wine country. And that was amazing. beautiful then we went to franschuk and parl and satan wine country and that was amazing and then we went and lived in the bush and we got to go on these game drives and see lions and elephants and giraffes and all this amazing stuff it was absolutely amazing but they have now teamed up with a game drive and veterinarians and obviously like it's a big thing like there's poachers that are coming there and they're just killing black rhinos for their fucking horn which is the dumbest thing in the world like china stop doing that like it you know you know a rhino horn is just hair but they think it gives them fucking

big dicks and shit but that's if i'm being honest that's that's the biggest little dick energy ever is killing a fucking beautiful majestic animal because your dick doesn't work. I know. Not just China. I think it's all like Asia. It's not good over there. Anyways, they go in there and all these vets are basically trying to save all these rhinos and all this stuff. And you can go work with them, with the vets, and help like bring back the black rhino on this trip.

And so I think it's such a cool thing. Like, if I, I remember when we went last October, it was a thing that they were talking about. And I was like, I so badly want to do that. That sounds so cool. Go work with these, you know, these wild, majestic animals and help them and feel like you're doing a good thing. So anyways, if you want to do that,

my brother's company will hook it up and do an amazing job and i also just think it's like a good cause thing should we all go i'll go if you guys go you want to yeah i love rhinos it might be a fun thing to see if we can get like a bunch of yf tears to go oh i love that idea do like a yf tear trip, that'd be awesome. Okay. I'll pitch that around. See what's going on. Hook it up, dog. Okay, we got some fuck you very muches. Okay, okay, okay, okay. This one's from Kay Manon.

Subject line, you guys. Five stars. Thanks for that. Love your show. Never miss a week. But how are y'all not watching the show shrinking? A caller even suggested it, and Wells was just talking about how great jason siegel is you're missing out watch a asap i agree with that and i really do think that

i need to get on i think that's the next show that we're gonna be watching because i thought it was kind of a serious drama because it was about you know going to therapy but apparently it's very jason siegel comedy so that's that's next up for us. Okay, great. Also, you know Succession's about to drop the final season. Oh, I know. Oh, I know. Is it tonight? Tonight, yeah.

Oh, I know. They sent me a box of stuff. Oh, they did. They did. They like me over there. He's so smashed off. Yes. I'm excited for that.

Yes, Succession is back, baby. Back. The final fuck off is what they're calling it. Here's another one from Carrot Chong. Subject line, F you very much. Brandy. Brandy's all capitalized with two exclamation points. I don't know about this.

Five stars. Thanks for that. Pausing the show to write this review because once again, Brandy has managed to piss me off. Join the club, lady. Okay. First off, do your

research, woman. Daisy Jones and the Six is ten episodes, not eight, so I hope you at least get to watch the finale second it's based off a book so tell the people we love books you love books I thought we said that

Wells loves audio books but it was the best audio book I've ever heard did I say it and Wells cut it because that probably is probable maybe I don't know uh-huh. I did say it was from a book. One quick Google and you would have told us all of this.

But you know, The Martian was a book first. We also talked about that and I did not cut it. We did. Did you cut it? I don't think so. Lastly, saying snooze to Ted Lasso, I just can't. America's favorite show. Have you ever watched it? The Disrespect. Thank God for Wells carrying the show. can't. America's favorite show? Have you ever watched it? The disrespect.

Thank God for Wells carrying the show. Be better. Oh, please. Wells is out here fucking playing golf and just that's it. Wells ain't doing shit, but telling you guys fake stories just to make you laugh.

This one comes from OuchMyBones. Subject line, F.U. Wells. Five stars. Thanks for that. Hey, Wells. I got a bone to pick with you, sir. When you tell us about a new show, then proceed to explain every single thing that happens in the first episode.

That's not a synopsis. That's a spoiler. Now, when I watch these shows with my boyfriend, I have to pretend I don't know the happenings of the first episode and lie to his face you're making me a liar wells and i really don't love that for me five stars for brandy 4.5 for wells love that it's only a doc 2.5 i think it's fine yeah yeah i mean i'm sorry sometimes i do that and then the Murdaugh's, I think I just went through the entire trial. But like. Well, I'm glad because I don't want to watch it. Yeah.

I can't believe that. You love murder. I do. I love murder. But like she said, I already know all the things. Yeah. I am reading a new book. Oh, do tell.

About reading. I mean, I'm listening to a new book. Right. It's called Abandoned by Blake Crouch. Yeah. He's got a new one? No, I think this is old. Oh.

But I'm pretty much into it. Here's a synopsis of the summary. A century-old mystery and a desperate battle to survive unfold in this stand-alone thriller from New York Times best-selling author of Dark Matter and Recursion. On Christmas Day in 1893, every man, woman, and child in a remote mining town disappeared. Belongings forsaken, meals left to freeze in vacant cabins, and not a single bone was found. Now, journalist Abigail Foster and her

historian father have set out to explore the long-abandoned town and learn what happened. Abandoned by Blake Crouch. Oh, it is new. It came out in 2023. Oh, wow. Yeah, so there you go. Okay, great.

I'll pick that right up. Yeah, do that. I wish they would hurry it up with the Dark Matter show or movie or whatever's happening. I know. I've been waiting a long time. Me too. I did love Dark Matter. Oh, it's my favorite book a long time. Me too. I did love Dark Matter.

Oh, that's my favorite book of all time. Is it? Yeah. Of all time. I love it. That's crazy. There's a guy that sounds exactly like Willie Nelson, but he'll sing other songs

as if Willie Nelson was singing them, and he did I Want It That Way. Oh. Is that Backstreet Boys? Yep. And it is so freaking good and I thought maybe we'd play that and we could go out on that. That sounds great. It's just

ridiculously good and like kind of wish the song was like that. Huh? Did you hear that? You are my fire The one who desires Garcin's doubled over. You are my fire. The one that desires. Garces doubled over.

Believe me when I say that I want it that way. Oh, tell me why. Anyways. Alright, YFTFTers we love ya we'll see you next time we'll see you another time

see you there or I'll see you there or I'll see you at another time that's it alright we'll see you guys bye bye Bye. Believe me when I say that I want it that way. Oh, tell me why. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.