Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - D!ck Pics, Thots, TV and more
Episode Date: October 3, 2018This week on YFT, Wells and Brandi talk about their favorite shows on TV right now. Of course, they veer off course and start talking about SnapChat nudie pics, Thots or Tots..., the craziness that ha...ppened in Vegas at iHeart Fest and Brandi's life-changing trip to Iceland. Enjoy!
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What kind of drink are you drinking?
Oh, I got a little vodka
LaCroix action.
Oh, that's very
white girl wasted of you. I don't need
judgment from you, alright? I need
acceptance and love.
Love you well.
I assume you don't have a bell
in front of you.
No, and my bell is my phone.
It's alright. I will do bells for both of us.
I want you to say the word bell and then I can do it or something.
Bell! Bell. We are so ratchet.
No. Alright. Hilarious.
Where are you right now? I am in my bed and I cannot be happier.
Wow. This is the life.
When you get to the point where you're podcasting from your bed.
I'm not kidding.
This is great.
You know you've made it.
Are you in Denver?
No, not yet.
This is my last two weeks in Nashville.
Do you have like a big going away celebration you're doing?
Absolutely not.
I know.
So when I was leaving Nashville, I did not, I vehemently did not want to do that.
And everyone kept like throwing the parties.
Yeah.
Thankfully, I'm traveling too much to like really justify anybody doing that.
Yeah, that's good.
Do you want to start the show?
Sure.
Are we rolling?
We've been going this whole time.
Oh, great.
Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with...
Wells and Brandy.
Hey, hey, hey.
So I wanted to...
I'm in LA.
Brandy, you're in Nashville.
Yeah.
And I've been doing this thing where I've been doing my radio shows in Nashville from here.
And to get callers on my show, I've been using Snapchat.
You can call people on Snapchat, you know?
Yeah, I didn't know that because I haven't been on Snapchat in years.
So like update me on that real quick.
Well, yeah, so you can like FaceTime people.
You can call them.
You can do all this stuff.
Like, and so what's the difference between Snapchat and Skype now?
One's more aligned with dick pics than the other, I suppose.
Right, right.
I found that the audio is really good.
the other, I suppose. Right, right. I found that the audio is really good. So I asked Brandy if she could get on Snapchat to do the podcast on Snapchat with me. And you don't have, you are the
only millennial that doesn't have Snapchat. Well, I just, once Instagram stories became a thing,
it just seemed really silly to do both because it's the exact same thing. And obviously Instagram
chops everything. And so I just quit same thing. And obviously Instagram chops everything.
And so I just quit using Snapchat.
And then somewhere along the way, I forgot my password and got locked out of Snapchat.
And I just haven't cared enough to get back on.
You texted me.
I said, do you have Snapchat?
You said, no, LOL.
And I said, dang it, it sounds really good on that.
And I said, let's try to FaceTime audio and see how that sounds.
And you then said, well, I have it, but I'm locked out of my account.
I haven't used it in years.
And I said, dick pics, question mark?
And then you said, what about them?
Like, I don't understand that question.
Like, how do I get them now?
Do I, do I, what does that mean?
No, like, are you locked out because you sent too many dick pics?
That was what I was going with.
Oh, how would I send a dick pic?
I don't, I mean, I don't know.
You mean like nudie pics?
Yeah, like boobie pics.
Wasn't doing that.
Have you ever sent a scandalous photo to a gentleman?
I did when I was like 23, and I was so nervous about it all the time because I was like,
it's going to get leaked.
It's going to leak somewhere.
Someone's going to hack my stuff. And I only did like two because I was so nervous,
but I was young and stupid, you know? Can I ask like what type of scandalous photo was it? Was it
like at the end of the day, like PG-13 or was it NC-17? I guess technically PG-13. It was just
like a naked mirror pic I feel
Yeah
There are definitely degrees of pics you can send right?
Yeah it definitely was not in C-17
Yeah
Like just like navel up?
Yeah
Yeah
Because it's like borderline fine for your like tits to be seen
Like I feel like that's just like eh
Nip slip like no biggie
But it's like a whole other ball game I feel like For your waist down to be seen like i feel like that's just like nip slip like no biggie but it's like a whole
other ball game i feel like for your waist down to be exposed yeah or female i feel yeah hashtag
free the nipple yeah you want to know something i've never ever in my life sent a dick pic dude
i mean i feel like like dicks are gross so like why would you even send a dick pic yeah there's
no good can be had from sending a dick pic.
I agree.
And I just like don't really understand the appeal of it because like dudes love tits and are like turned on by that.
I get it.
But like girls don't think dicks are like cute.
It's like ew.
Yeah.
So why would you do it?
I have one and I think it's gross.
You know?
Yeah.
They're just like not pretty.
Like I just don't really understand.
But whatever.
Like whatever floats your boat, you know? Yeah. They're just, like, not pretty. Like, I just don't really understand. But whatever. Like, whatever floats your boat, you know?
Yeah.
I mean, there was a time in my life in which I was getting a lot of DM slides and people
sending a lot of, like, naked pictures to me, you know?
Like, post-Bachelor?
Yeah.
Like, there's a good six months of just, like, unbridled naked thoughts.
Tots?
That's insane.
Is it thoughts or tots? It's thoughts. Tots? That's insane. Is it thoughts or tots?
It's thoughts.
Yeah.
Just like nothing but thoughts sliding in.
Oh my God.
Is it tots or thoughts?
That is insane.
Like, is that like, like, are you guys like proud of this when it happens?
Or are you like, yeah, I'm getting lots of thoughts in my dms or like
or like you're like this is annoying okay so we were just at iheartfest this past weekend right
yeah and it was uh brandy and i and then ben higgins nick vial sarah was there ashley and jared
dean who was a hot mess and hot mess hot and then it was blake and jason who by the way i really like
really nice guys i had yeah they're both great hadn't met him before i don't know if you noticed
but ben was doing a thing where he would instagram story oh bros having fun yeah and it's them on
their phones right yeah because they're on their phones 24 7 yeah and and you know why right
because they're in the dm they're filtering through the dm seeing what tots thoughts are
sending them i kind of like tots i'm not gonna lie yeah that's like a young thought yeah oh that's
good you know good yeah like a not legal yeah yeah yeah oh no 100 that's what. That's good. Yeah. Like a not legal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's hot.
OMG.
No, 100% that's what's going on.
I know.
They're single.
You know, like they got dumped on TV.
Like go for it, buddy.
You know? Yeah, go get it.
My only complaint was is that they were, we were like backstage at iHeartFest and backstage
is filled with a bunch of famous people, you know?
Right, yeah.
And I'm like, guys, you're not-
Go find one here.
Yeah, like your window of relevancy
is closing rapidly right now.
Do you want to know my thoughts about,
my theory about this though?
Yeah.
About these guys.
And it's not just Blake and Jason.
I feel like it's just like the average guy
that comes off of The Bachelor.
Okay.
No offense to any of this.
I feel like when they're on the show,
the producers obviously make it seem like
these guys have a lot of game.
You see them with, for instance, this season.
You see all these guys with Becca, and they're super romantic,
and they're super whatever, and
they look like they've got game, and it makes
all these girls that are watching them on TV be like,
oh my god, only I
can have somebody like that or whatever. But in real
life, these guys are all talk. They're like that or whatever but in real life like these guys
are all talk they're like yeah girls my dms like yeah i was out till four last night but they don't
follow through because in reality they have zero game and that's my theory i agree with that hence
why they're on the television show if you had game you you wouldn't be on the show so i feel
like they're like big talk and like whatever.
They'll like talk to girls when we go out and talk to girls at the club.
But then when it comes down to it at the end of the night, they like have no follow through and end up just like bailing on them.
So I think the idea of them going up to like a pretty girl that's like in real life is like asking too much from these guys.
100% agree with that actually.
I understand where they're coming from.
My whole thing was like you can check your DMs next week.
Later, yeah.
You know?
So is that just like them being socially awkward and just not really knowing how to hang?
Like if you think about it, those guys have been like caged birds, right?
That's true.
Yeah.
Let's just call a spade a spade.
Those guys have been keeping a very clean nose because they thought they were going to be The Bachelor.
Totally.
So they've been being little altar boys.
And then all of a sudden, your boy Colton over here is The Bachelor.
And they're getting invited to Vegas with you and I and a bunch of other famous people.
And they're just like, whoa.
All right.
Let's do it.
But my whole thing was like guys these dms
aren't going anywhere i promise you all right but we're backstage with like debbie ryan and you know
sabrina carpenter i'm just like there's a there's a bunch of hot famous people around here get off
your freak phones you know yeah this window this window of you guys being cool really close and
quick i just want you to jump on being at things like this festival like
might not happen next year like you never know oh i know like in that group chat you weren't in the
group chat i should have put you in there but i dang it what the heck well it was yeah i'm sorry
but you know obviously peter was invited last year yeah but peter was not invited this year
but he was like in like the like residual like the old group chat and he was like
oh he's still in the group chat well i think we had to like start a new one because we realized
that peter was invited you know oh no yeah and same with like vanessa grimaldi she was invited
she was in bali i know which i wish she had been there because me too because nick was there and i
would just like to sit back and that honestly might be one of the reasons why she didn't go.
Yeah.
If he knew he was going.
But I adore her.
I wish she'd been there.
It would have been nice to have a little more girl power in the group.
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I agree.
They're way too top-heavy on the guys.
Agreed. I had fun. What was your top-heavy on the guys. Agreed.
I had fun. What was your favorite part of iHeartFest this year?
My favorite part of iHeartFest...
I had
fun Saturday night out with everybody
at Jewel. That was probably my favorite
time of the whole festival. But as far as the
actual festival goes, I really
enjoyed Shawn Mendes.
That was probably my favorite point in the
show did you like sean mendez solo or justin timberlake bringing sean mendez out to do
i didn't get to see justin timberlake bring sean mendez out because some douchebag security person
was like that pass doesn't get you up here and i was like yes it does i was just up there and i
was up there yesterday and he wouldn't let me on the freaking platform and I couldn't see so I missed that sorry it was bad
either way I love Shawn Mendes I love his record what was your favorite time Jack White was great
Jack White was good I was very surprised that Jack White would do that festival me too just
because like Jack White is so against everything corporate and like to be honest yeah I love
I Heart I work for him but like they are the epitome of corporate you know right it's like disney and iheart like the two like media
giants in the world so i was surprised he did it but like we were talking about this during the
festival there's jack white the artist and then there's jack white the businessman and jack white
the artist is a caricature.
He created this thing, right?
But let's be fair.
Like, Jack White is a genius businessman, a genius marketer.
And I think that I'm buying into the thing that he created.
But if Jack White is as smart as he is or seems to be, of course he's going to do iHeartFest, you know?
Right. is or seems to be of course he's gonna do iheart fest you know like right so it was this weird
thing of like oh yeah i forgot that jack white's like a totally savvy business guy that like why
the fuck would you turn down playing iheart fest you know yeah i'm sure jack white like is like
yeah i'd like to be always played on alt stations all across the country for the rest of time you
know totally so jack white was great i really really really
liked leonard skinner uh oh yeah everyone was loving that well so here's the thing like leonard
skinner is a band that like you can say to yourself you're not a leonard skinner fan which i would
imagine like three-fourths of the country would say that you could also say the exact same thing
for like coldplay or snow patrol or ed sheeran and like, no. And then you go to one of their shows
and you're like, I fucking know every song, you know?
Yeah, totally.
They just got so many hits.
Yeah, it's true.
It was a good vibe.
Everybody loved it.
Yeah, and it was,
I think that they sat back in the wings
and saw like the Shawn Mendes's
and you know, the,
everyone that was,
all these young people singing.
And I think they were like, you know what?
We're going to go show these fucking kids what it used to be like, you know?
Yeah.
This is how you're supposed to rock.
And they killed it, man.
They're old dudes.
But everyone for that many people to show up that are like between the age ranges of like 19 and 29 for them to like get that crowd going, I think was impressive.
And they were great. So that think was impressive and they were great so that
was my i thought they were great you should get me a bell as a housewarming gift for my denver
apartment okay i can do that we haven't potted in a while can we say it like that we haven't potted
we haven't potted like very like a grocery store joe would say that which by the way i'm going to um i'm going to dancing yeah on monday okay i have
not seen someone be so bad on that show since my dad i didn't watch sarah was like do you want to
watch and i was like no i don't want to watch i want to watch this show but i heard he was really
bad it was awful i just watched his performance because i heard people saying it was bad and i
was like i gotta see this yeah it was horrendous like it literally reminded me so much of my dad my dad
was on that show and like he was so terrible and he would like count out loud because that was the
only way he could like you know like one two three four like that and like no one else was doing that
and he got so much shit for it but i could kind of see joe doing that too i feel and it was just
like it was such a train wreck i felt so bad for him and i almost felt like he was secretly wishing he got voted off and didn't
have to do it again yeah i think so but there is a silver lining in that story that you told because
your dad went really far on that show oh yeah because the fans votes count more as much as the
scores do at least up until the you know the final like three so yeah my top five. I think he was the fifth, fourth runner-up or whatever.
It's that achy, breaky generation pulling him through, man.
It's true, man.
It's true.
And Joe's got the fans on his side, I guess.
He does.
So he called me and he was like, hey, well, do you want to come to the show?
And I was like, not really.
And he's like, they've been asking me to get some Bachelor people there.
And I'd like it if you came. And I was like, yeah, okay, he's like, they've been asking me to get some bachelor people there. And I'd like it if you came.
And I was like, yeah, okay, I'll go.
So I'm going on Monday.
It's actually a really fun show to sit in a live audience for.
All right, cool.
It really is.
I asked Sarah and she was like, no, not going to that.
I don't play with you.
It is fun though.
But it's just, it's hilarious because of all of the guys from that season,
I feel like there were so many of them that can dance,
were like freakishly well.
Jason and Blake both know how to swing dance or something.
It's insane.
And so of all the guys they could have picked,
Joe's the least capable of dancing.
It's so funny.
I hope that that's the story, that he is terrible at this
and then becomes good you know yeah i mean
there's always one i feel yeah similar to like him being on reality tv show like he was terrible the
reason why he got kicked off that first night is because he could not talk in an interview
not because i don't think it's because becca gave two flying fucks either way about anyone at that
moment you know it was producers being like, this guy is horrible.
Get him out of here.
And then at the end of Paradise,
he was like pretty good at it.
Like he would, you know,
he started cracking jokes and being funny.
So, oh my God.
Can you hear the dogs in the background?
Uh-huh.
Dude.
So I'm doing this from,
I built this studio in Sarah's house.
Sorry, I need to be better at this.
In our house.
It's so funny
because I do my radio shows from this room. That's so crazy. I know. It's kind of weird. I just straight up do
my job in my underwear now. It's phenomenal. It's almost as nice as you being in your bed right now.
It's almost. But it's really funny because I'll be in the middle of a break or whatever,
and the dog, Carl, starts howling in the background, and I or whatever and the dogs start like carl starts howling the background and
i just have to roll with it because like that's my new like workspace now that is so funny so do
you have your same show that you had when you were here yes i do wow that's amazing i just do it from
here which is kind of cool you do it every day like yeah you record news stuff every day yeah uh 107.5 the river 7 to 10 every night and then
105.9 the rock that one changed now i'm doing mornings 10 to noon so yeah we'll see how long
that goes dude did you watch the emmys this year no who watches the emmys if you don't like i have
to go to the emmys i know well um i I don't know. I watched it because... That's because your girlfriend's like
up for stuff, right? I know, but this is the first
year that Modern was not nominated
for an Emmy. Oh, they weren't.
Which is ridiculous and stupid because
that show is so good, but whatever.
But whatever. Did you guys go? No, we didn't
go. We went to like all the parties beforehand. Got it.
The night before the Emmys, which was our first date.
Oh, that's right.
I never told this story.
I should probably tell this story.
It is one of my favorite stories.
I never told it because like,
I was always like worried that like telling it
would upset her, you know, or like letting too much in.
I was out in LA last year to present
at the Hero Dog Awards because, you know, on brand, right?
A very off brand.
She was at this, she didn't tell me what it was she was just like hey i've got an industry party
i'm gonna go to so i was like that's cool i'm going to this hero dog awards but when i get done
let's go get a drink that was the thought we were in beverly hills i didn't get done until like
maybe like 10 30 11 or something so she was like i'm looking on my phone right now there's
nothing really open in beverly hills just come to this party i'm at i got a plus one so i was like
okay i don't know you know whatever have i told this story before no but tell me you rolled up
in your like leather jacket and bandana and your back pocket of your jeans no i was in a suit
because i was just presenting at a dog award show. Oh, so you were dressed right. I was dressed perfectly for it.
That's crazy. I was hoping you'd roll up
in your typical, like,
I just got off my motorcycle and he's Nashville
look. No, that was like
this year.
Yeah, so
our first date was at the night before the
Emmys party and that party,
99.9% of the
population doesn't know that this party exists
because there's no press allowed. There's no cameras allowed. And it's the night before,
it's everybody. It's everyone that's on a TV show right now, except for reality TV shows.
And so I roll up and it's like, the first person I run into like at like getting my,
like getting a wristband was Joel McHckale he like starts making fun of me like
immediately and you can remember this is like the first time i ever met sarah like first time i ever
met her like why he had like facetimed and like talked but like never met her so then we walk in
and then we run into uh johnny galecki from big bang theory oh yeah yeah and he's like she's like
oh my god love how are you doing and like like, have you ever noticed how Hollywood people talk weird to each other?
You know?
Oh yeah.
Oh, totally.
There's a lot of like, hello, love.
And like, what's the other one she uses a lot?
Doll.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
And I'm almost like, you never talk like this in normal life.
Why are you talking like this right now?
What is happening?
It's like, love, what's going on and he was like my house
just burned down and i started laughing and he's like why are you laughing and i was like oh you're
being serious oh my god i guess like in a way it's sarah like it shocks me that she would invite you
to that party having never met you but at the same time i guess it's like the ultimate test
like well let's see if he can keep up let's see if he can hang you know what i mean total trial by fire you know oh yeah i guess i
passed that test you know it was just like yeah here you are a year later exactly i think that
it was wonderful that i didn't know where i was going like i i do much better like ignorance is
bliss right like i do so much better i have no idea what's going on. Right. So the other day,
Sarah goes, I'm going to go to a baby shower. And I was like, baby showers are for girls to go to.
And she's like, this is a co-ed baby shower. I said, oh, okay, I'll go. And she goes, it's my good friend, Addie. Known her for years, known her since I was 18 when I first got here. And her
husband, Jeremy, him and I went to high school together in New York. So I'm like, okay, these
are old friends, whatever. Let's go to a baby shower. So I get dressed up
like my yachting outfit
that I think is like
appropriate for baby showers, right?
Right. Light colored denim,
light shirt. Yeah, exactly.
It was a khaki,
rolled up, nice
shoes, button down, bit too
tight, button down. Incredible.
Did the hair, whatever.
I don't, you don't, you don't know.
Like no guy's ever been to a baby shower.
So we don't know what we're supposed to wear.
That's true.
So I go to this thing and I walk in and this black lady sees me walk in and she goes, oh my God, you're here.
Thank God you're here.
And I was like, oh, okay.
She goes, oh, my husband and I love watching you on The Bachelor or on Bachelor in Paradise.
And I was like, oh, cool. You know, great. And then Bachelor in Paradise and I was like oh cool you know great
and then at that point Sarah was like okay we gotta go find
Addie we start walking around and like
William H. Macy's there
and then
Emmy Rossum's there
and I'm like where the fuck
are we right now turns out
her friend Jeremy is
Lip from Shameless
so the entire cast of Shameless is there.
And I didn't even tell you.
No, I was like, afterwards, I was like, maybe in the future, tell me that we're going to
go like meet the entire cast of Shameless.
Because I love that show, by the way.
Just a slight heads up is all you're asking for here.
A little bet.
A little bet.
Anyways.
I love that she doesn't tell you.
I kind of love that she's just like yeah
this is what here we are this is what it is it's everything so nonchalant with her but then it
turned to like hello love darling how are you this it's so good but like i feel like that's so great
because like the the you know the other way that that goes is like okay we're going to baby shower
today like so my friend was on is on shameless like don't be weird like you know like that that goes is like okay we're going to baby shower today like so my friend was on is on shameless like don't be weird like you know like that that like that would suck so like i
like i like the way she handles it she's like throws you right in yeah and it's like sink or
swim bro i did great i'm sure sure you did i ended up yeah you know if this is this is a weird thing
that i've i've noticed about hollywood a lot of people give you their number because they're like
dude you're cool you're great you know obviously, I'm a novelty to all these people.
And I totally accept it. You know, like, I'm this reality TV dipshit. Now they have somehow
got Sarah Hyland. Yeah, exactly. Like that trick the system. And they're like, well,
I guess you're kind of here, you know, so like, and then they get to know me. And I think they're
all like, Oh, yeah, you're, you're pretty funny. You're like, you're nice or whatever.
And then they'll give you their number.
This has happened on numerous occasions.
But then the next day I'll text them being like,
dude, so great to meet you.
You know, like, let's get a drink.
Nothing.
Nothing.
I feel like I am so guilty of this.
Like I will give my number.
If someone asks me for my number,
I cannot say no and I cannot make up a fake one
like i'll just give it to them and then i'll never respond to anything they ever send me
i do the weird thing of like just hit me up on social media it's like just dm me just dm me
that's what i need to start doing yeah oh that's what i gotta start doing because i'm so bad about
it and then i'll start getting flooded with texts and i feel so bad not responding but i'm like if
i answer even once then then I'm stuck.
Yeah.
I'm stuck responding every other time.
Can we just like a real quick talk about this Quip toothbrush?
I've been dying to talk about it.
You like gave me one before you left and we talked about it for a second when you left
and then I've been using it and I'm like, all I want to do is talk about this toothbrush.
We have notes.
Let's just talk about what we actually like about the toothbrush.
I can't even read your notes because you're a copier.
What do you want me to do? Get some ink. Get some freaking ink.
So basically, it's a
real sleek looking toothbrush.
Super sleek. I went with
gunmetal. What did you go with? Mine's like
a copper. Okay. Yeah, it's pretty.
It's electric, so it vibrates.
They send you new
brush heads when you need them. Yeah, like
subscription. I was in mexico
for a month and a half i use it every single day it still is fully charged yeah i know mine
mine will never die i know it's incredible okay and you know last time i gave you so much crap
about you were like you can stick it to your mirror yeah i was like that's so aesthetically
unpleasing i would never do that okay i didn't stick it to the mirror but i did stick it to my
backsplash tile like Like, I have tile
on the back of my sink or whatever, and I did.
I, like, stuck it on there, and I love it
so much. And this is nerdy, too, but it comes
with, like, a really cool travel case.
It does come with the travel case. Because, like, that's the one thing
that's kind of gross about toothbrushes when you travel
with them. You're like, you just kind of throw it in the
dop kit. It's just like, ugh. Yeah, well, I always
throw mine in with my makeup, and then make it pink and get on it,
so I love the little case. It's great. Yeah. This is straight up, like, we just like, ugh. Yeah, well, I always throw mine in with my makeup and then make it pink and get on it, so I love the little case.
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100%. 100%. Now you want to go?
Let's go sing karaoke.
Okay, let me find out what time I'm going to try to do this.
Yeah.
I've got so many favorite shows right now, by the way.
Shows?
Yeah.
Well, all of my favorite shows are back on TV, thank God.
All right.
Praise God, Fall TV is back.
Yeah, okay, so give me, what's your rundown?
Oh, Grey's Anatomy premiered last night, two-hour premiere, phenomenal.
About to rewatch it for the second time the minute we hang up.
All right.
Loved it that much.
Wow.
This Is Us, obviously. What a classic.
That one's back this week as well.
Loved the first episode.
Oh, The Resident. It's like
the poor man's Grey's Anatomy or whatever,
but it's the guy from Gilmore
Girls, the hot blonde kid
from Gilmore Girls, and he's the lead character.
And then it's Emily VanCamp from Revenge.
That's two characters I love from other shows that are in the resident and it's back as
well you know it's a show that kind of piqued my interest i haven't watched because i'm not
really like a hospital er scrubs guy but it looked pretty good was new amsterdam have you seen like
oh no i haven't even seen that really look up a trailer for it i think you would like it like the premise is
is that the way that hospitals are run right now is really fucked up so this like the head surgeon
or whatever comes in there and is like we're gonna do it completely different what do you what are
you guys's thoughts like insurance companies aren't gonna be like telling us what to do like
what do you guys want to do like no waiting rooms like great no way like he starts like
doing hospitals like the way that they should be not like how they're run i actually
haven't seen it but i love that you just chose three shows that i've actually never seen a single
episode of how have you never seen gray's anatomy are you a human being yeah i've seen er that's the
same thing if you it's not the same thing but i watched er as a child religiously and if you
liked er you will love grace anatomy i didn't love er that's the thing why not what's not to love
well i am the son of a doctor oh that's true i guess i didn't think about that i just don't
know if i care it's so good i know it's good because everyone says it is but i don't know
if i'm gonna get like i've, I've only got so much bandwidth,
and I'm not sure if I'm going to, like, dedicate some of it to that.
Especially because, like,
Well, at this point,
there's, like, 14 seasons,
so it would take you, like,
months to catch up.
Yeah, no thank you.
And then This Is Us,
I've never seen an episode
of This Is Us.
I just know it's sad, right?
It is sad.
The first season was really great,
and then I felt like,
like, the second season
was just meh,
but I liked the first episode of this new season a lot yeah but like the guy from from gilmore girls is dead now though
right he is but he's still in every episode because they flash back all the time like the
way that show works is like it's a little confusing because they'll show you like all
these different timelines of these people's lives yeah like in no certain order you know which is
but that's the cool part of it too is the the way they're able to make all these character like all these
actors look like you know 20 years younger and 10 years older than they are in different scenes
it's pretty wild yeah all right and then the other one was oh this doctor the resident yeah
yeah it's like a you know like a poor man's graze it's like definitely not as good as gray's anatomy
i think you should look up this New Amsterdam thing.
I think you're going to like it.
100% I will because I do love medical shows for some reason.
It's funny.
I haven't been to a doctor since I was 13 years old.
I don't even go to the hospital, but I just live for it for some reason.
So I've got a couple.
So those are yours.
Sorry, I'm in charge of the bell.
I'm doing a bad job.
You got to ring, ring, ring.
New season of Ozark.
Stop it.
Oh, yeah, it's great.
It's been out for a minute.
It has, but we haven't done a podcast in a while.
You're right.
You're right.
But I like that one as well.
I'm almost done with it.
Are you done with it?
Oh, yeah.
I've ripped through that.
Don't ruin anything.
Don't ruin it.
You haven't finished it.
No, I haven't.
I have two more episodes to go.
Dude, I fucking ran into that little redneck chick at the airport.
I didn't talk to her.
No way.
I saw her, and I was just like, good.
I want to fucking hang out with you.
Oh, my God.
Miley would fangirl so hard.
Yeah.
She's obsessed.
She's so good.
Everyone in that show, like Jason Bateman is so good in that.
So good.
And he's got his Arrested Development. That guy can never shed his humor. That good. And he's like got his like his arrested development. Like
that guy can never shed his humor. Like
that's just who he is, you know? Oh, totally.
But it's so subtle in this.
Oh, yeah. It's so good. He does such
a great job with it. And then
Laura Linney, is that who it is? I don't know
her. I don't know her real name. I think that's
Laura Linney. It's like
Lady Macbeth. Like she is
starting to kind of take over
the heroin farmer
wife and husband thing.
It's so good.
And they're so creepy.
Oh, so creepy.
Like the wife,
the wife, especially.
She scares me.
There are some times
where I literally think
she looks demonic.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
They've done such a good job.
And then little redneck girl.
So good.
And so here's the thing.
I really loved that first season.
And I was like, man, I don't know if they're going to be able to keep up the momentum, like sophomore slump.
I got to say, I think I might think that the second season is better than the first.
I agree with you because season one actually started to lose my interest about three quarters of the way through.
And I did finish it, but I was feeling like I wasn't as into it.
But I have been really into season two. Love it. three quarters of the way through and i did finish it but i was feeling like i wasn't as into it but
i have been really into season two love it other show that i watched i had to kind of push through
it because i'm a guy but i will say the marvelous mrs mazel is pho nom what is that so it won like
everything at the emmys but you didn't watch the emmys this year because you're whatever you're
watching gray's anatomy or some shit I feel like I was busy.
I feel like I was like in Iceland or something.
Oh, we need to talk about that.
Let's just bookmark that for a second.
Okay, bookmarked.
The Marvelous Mrs. Mabel is a period piece.
Happens in New York in like the 30s or the 40s maybe.
Midge Maisel is Jewish housewife, well-to-do family.
Her husband is like kind of like a normal businessman,
but at night he like goes and goes to the gaslight
in Grinch Village and does like stand up.
And then all of a sudden one day he leaves Midge Maisel
because he's cheating on her with his secretary.
Midge Maisel like kind of loses it,
gets drunk and goes down to like where he'd perform
and like jumps on stage
and just like starts ranting about like how shitty men are
and like how terrible of a predicament she's in.
And you know the woman who does the voice
for the mom and family guy?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She was on Mad TV.
Oh, yeah.
So she's like the owner of yeah yeah yeah she was on mad tv oh yeah so she's like she's like the
owner of of this club where she gets on stage and all of a sudden she's like you are fucking
hilarious you're a comedian we need to turn you a comedian so then it's like the transformation
of this like housewife into this amazing comedian and it is it's really i think the reason why it's
hard for me to get into because it's very female and empowering.
Right.
And albeit like someone who's like all about that, it doesn't like hold me as much as like it held Sarah.
Because like Sarah like finished it like in a day.
Oh, yeah.
And like it took me a while.
But then once it got it going, I was like, man, this show is really good.
And then the way it's shot, you're in Birdman where they would do like an entire scene with like never cutting to like a different camera they do that like it's like it's like six pages in like
one shot which is crazy that's cool so anyways that show is phenomenal deserved like all those
freaking emmys at one what's another show that i really really liked oh have you seen the sinner
i can't watch it i tried oh man just... The first two episodes were just so violent.
I couldn't keep going.
Did you watch the one with Jessica Biel?
Yeah.
Dude, I really...
But I'm weird like that,
where I like making the murderer and all that kind of stuff.
Yeah.
I like a lot of crime stuff,
but there is something about stabbing,
like scenes where people are stabbing each other.
That scene is brutal.
If you can get through that one then you're
fine like then it's fine i couldn't i just couldn't and like i don't know like any other
kind of violence i'm really okay with but there's something about stabbing scenes that really do a
number on me and i just could not get past that yeah i i hear you on that that season the first
season is really really good i just finished the second season and I didn't love it as much as the first.
And then my last, I've got a couple more.
One is, I know I've been watching a lot of fucking TV, dude.
I'm a loser.
I have another one too, but keep going.
Okay, cool.
The next one.
Oh, so you remember when I told you about American Vandal, the mockumentary and like
you couldn't like grasp it.
So they've got a new season of it.
Amazing.
And it's about the, it's like the doo-doo bandit
or like oh the turd burglar anyways it's about some guy who just like terrorizes the school
with shit and it's so fucking funny uh that's great and i just started last night the first
and that's with sean penn on hulu oh what's that it's all about like going to mars the first time
oh that sounds awesome and so the first not to
like ruin it but the first i've only seen the first episode but i was like i'm into this the
first episode is sean penn is like the astronaut leader and he gets like scrapped from the mission
he has to like kind of like sit by and watch all the guys he trained or whatever all his comrades co-workers like go up to be the first man
mission to mars and it explodes like oh in a scent from like the trailer or whatever it looks like he
ends up like doing the next mission so i'm only like right at that point but that's cool i'm gonna
start i'm gonna start that one tonight that sounds good do you have hulu i do all right yeah that i
was my only problem is that sean penn
looks like he's doing some steroids like he's way too jacked up he's like an old guy really
like real veiny real vascular not loving it that's weird yeah speaking of hulu did you ever
watch handmaid's tale no i watched like two episodes of it and i was like all right i can't
do this oh i loved it it was great yeah did you. Yeah. Did you watch Sharp Objects on HBO?
No.
I feel like you'd like that.
It's fantastic.
So it's a book by Gillian Flynn, which I read years ago when it came out.
Yeah.
They turned into a series Amy Adams stars in.
And it's lined up pretty well with the book, which is great.
Usually if I've read something and then watched them, usually a movie is never as good as the book or whatever.
But HBO did a really great job with this series and Amy Adams really killed it the last episode was a little weird the way they ended it with the twist and everything but it was
great though I loved it I think you should watch it I started watching Barry on HBO with Bill Hader
have you seen that one no I haven't I love him though I do too like he's so like like I just
still see him in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Oh yeah.
He's like, oh, I know what you're doing.
That's disgusting.
I loved him in Trainwreck too, the Amy Schumer movie.
Yeah.
He's so good.
I love him.
He won an Emmy as well.
Oh, he did?
Yeah.
And like the premise of that is he's a hit man
and he has to go to LA.A. to do a hit on...
It's like a mob boss's wife is fucking the trainer at the gym.
And so he's got to go out and kill the trainer.
As he follows him around, the trainer is in an acting class.
Everyone in L.A. goes into the acting class.
And he realizes that he wants to become an actor.
It's just him having to be a hitman.
Like he can't get out of it.
But he also really wants to be an actor.
Harry Winkler, who was like the Fonz, he won an Emmy, too, for I think Best Supporting.
So that's funny, too.
This is a big TV-heavy episode we're doing right now.
I mean, it's appropriate with all the TV coming back.
I am in the middle of a book right now. I mean, it's appropriate with all the TV coming back, you know? Yeah.
I am in the middle of a book right now that I like a lot. Oh, which one's that?
It's called Whiskey
When We're Dry. Have you heard of it?
Oh, no, but I like the title.
It's a western. How do you feel about westerns?
I love westerns.
I'm a big western guy.
Big into Louis L'Amour. I can see that.
This one's really cool because it's female.
I feel like we're very much in the swing of women empowerment thing.
Oh, totally.
Which I'm totally fine with.
So basically it's about a family, dad, mom's gone.
They live in Missouri.
Older brother, younger sister.
Older brother kind of gets into it with the dad, leaves the farm and ranch.
Dad ends up dying.
The girl has to kind of like make it on her own for a while.
So she ends up dressing like a boy or a man and like going out and she becomes like gunfighter, gun shooter, trick shooter thing.
She like is better than every guy that she comes across.
gun shooter trick shooter thing she like is better than every guy that she comes across and in interim her brother is becoming like the most famous outlaw in the country and so it's her
trying to catch up with her brother i don't know it's just like like we are in that weird like
me too like female empowerment thing and uh this girl's like such a badass i love it that's so cool
i'll just put that one on my list.
I read, I've read a few books lately that none of them that I've been too crazy about.
But there was one, it's definitely more of a female book, I feel, called Behind Closed Doors by B.A. Paris.
And it's a good like, you know, fiction, like thriller, like with a twist at the end, typical.
But of all, I read a lot of those because that's what's on the bestsellers list at the airport usually yeah um this one was one of my
favorites and it's about uh basically this one of my thanks what this girl marries this guy that
she meets pretty quickly and he just seems so perfect um and then you know without giving
anything away basically then she gets into the marriage and like you know day one of their
honeymoon she realizes like this is not the guy that she thought she married and it's pretty dark this guy's
character when once he starts revealing who he really is like it's it's pretty dark and twisted
and crazy but i loved it is it in the vein of like a girl on a train or gone girl like that
it is yeah it is actually basically like basically this i don't think this is giving anything away basically this girl marries this guy and then he basically takes her as prisoner and forces her to portray this
perfect wife when his friends come over and he like sends her parents emails to make it seem
like they have this perfect marriage and perfect life but in reality he's like torturing her and
her sister and like all this stuff so it's pretty crazy all right i want to i want to read that one or listen it was good what about movies have you seen i'm a little
behind on this have you seen infinity war yes um that was last year dude no it was a while ago
it just came out on like on like apple or whatever i watched it three times in the past two weeks i'm
obsessed with it so what do you think is going to happen?
Because obviously everyone dies, and that can't be
how this shtick ends. No.
Don't bring them all back. I was a little
annoyed that they brought in Spider-Man.
I'm like, do we really need Spider-Man
in this crew? I think
not. He's funny, though. He's
funny, but he's a child, and he's not
like, how many Spider-Mans can we have?
Honestly. I agree with honestly like there's been
a million toby mcguire i feel was my favorite and since then i'm like we've just had two freaking
many and this kid hasn't been around long enough to be able to be an adventure i'm sorry he doesn't
he has not earned it you know who has earned it that keeps on getting snubbed it's pissing me off
is deadpool why isn't deadpool oh you you're right. I didn't think about that.
Yeah, it's ridiculous. Or an X-Men.
Like, it's...
Well, X-Men is DC Comics.
No, it's not. It's Marvel.
Oh, it is? Yes.
What's DC Comics that I'm thinking of?
Batman, Superman. Batman, that's right.
Batman. I don't know.
Maybe Deadpool will make a showing in the next one.
But I loved them bringing Chris Pratt into this crew.
Like there was some real magic happening with Chris,
Chris and Chris,
if you know what I'm saying.
Yeah.
And a lot of hotness on screen,
which I was totally okay with.
But Chris Pratt really did some of his best work in the infinity war.
I thought he was hysterical.
Yeah.
When he,
when he starts talking like,
like Chris Hemsworth,
I die.
This is how I always talk.
You making your voice deeper it was my favorite scene in the whole movie probably but i just love them together
i thought they were great and i'm like how does chris keep it together like how do you not laugh
at this i know it's so good i really like that movie too have you seen the new deadpool i watched
half of it where was i was like on a plane and got interrupted like i only could watch half before the plane landed or something i really
like i need to finish it yeah i like the new deadpool i loved the first one have you noticed
on social media like the new big joke is like moths really liking lamps no you haven't no it's
like the new meme that i'm seeing all over all over the place where it's like yeah it's like the new meme that I'm seeing all over the place. Really? Yeah, it's like moths and lamps.
I've got to look for that.
I've not seen that.
Not into it so much.
Here's the thing that really annoys me.
You know when you buy a six-pack of soda or whatever,
and they've got a thing where you can pop off a corner of it
so you can take them out individually as you drink them?
off like a corner of it so you can take them out individually as you drink them no one in the history of man has been able to uh pop off like the corner right without like ripping the thing
every time i do i fuck it up it's so annoying i'm pretty sure that's more like a 12 pack yeah yeah
what did i say six pack six yeah you know what i mean it's a 12 yeah you're not wrong or like when
you get a box of granola bars and you got to pop open the top,
but then so you can also like hinge it back together.
Oh, it's like any cereal box.
Yes, exactly.
I destroy any cereal box that I open, every single one.
Do you want to know something funny?
I probably haven't had cereal in 10 years.
What?
Yeah.
My parents, that's what they eat for dinner is cereal.
This is not a joke.
Frosted Flakes.
They eat it every single night
before bed.
Seriously?
Every single night.
Who?
And they're like,
I eat gluten-free cereal
in my house,
but, you know,
Frosted Flakes,
whatever floats your boat,
but I'm a big cereal guy
and I blame my parents.
Your parents?
I mean, I love cereal too.
I just don't do it anymore.
I just don't drink milk anymore.
Well, I use coconut milk in mine. Oh, you mine oh you do so you got gluten-free cereal and
coke yeah this is not even cereal anymore brandy it is it's actually really good it's like maple
flavored like granola-esque cereal it's some sort of weird amalgamation no i'm just trying to be
healthy over here you know once you hit 30 you gotta start like healthing it up dude i hear you
on that man i got one of them one of them them scales that like tells me like my body fat and like bone density.
It's just depressing.
I can't have a scale in my house.
Yeah, I know.
I can't have a scale.
We've got probably seven scales in this house.
No, why?
Because people send them to us.
Oh, I give them away.
Miley has a great idea for her birthday this year.
What is it?
She's having a dirty 30, even though she's only going to be 26, so that everyone tells
her how good she looks for 30.
So if you're in Nashville around Thanksgiving, make sure you guys show up for the dirty 30.
No, is Miley doing a Halloween party this year?
She's not, but we're going to throw a big party for her birthday.
It's two days after Thanksgiving.
Her is the party.
Her birthday is the day after Thanksgiving, but we're going to big party then.
Yeah.
So here's my deal with Halloween.
We've got an amazing Halloween costume idea.
Okay.
Oh, are you going to tell?
I'll tell it.
But when this airs, I'm going to put it like a beep in the middle of it.
Oh, perfect.
Perfect.
Okay.
But when this airs, I'm going to put it like a beep in the middle of it. Oh, perfect.
Perfect.
Okay.
So I want to dress up as.
Yeah.
And she's going to dress up as a giant.
And we're going to be.
Oh, that's so good.
Right.
Who thought of that?
I did actually.
That's genius.
Okay.
So I'm like, this is such a like, this is such a good costume.
So good.
And I've been informed that there's like three or four parties we have to go to,
and we have to have different costumes for each.
I've been informed.
And I was like, Sarah, no, we have the best costume.
We don't need other costumes.
We have the good one, right?
Yeah, totally.
Like, we're never going to be able to live up to the costume that we've come up with.
The best part of this costume is the role reversal here i know sticking with the theme and and it
also like harkens back to the last episode when i told you about last year to last year especially
but then also last episode i told you i like to wear wigs
ding ding ding ding. Where's that bell? You really, truly do, don't you?
I just think it's so fun to...
You love a wig.
I love a wig.
Do you want to know why I love a wig?
It's not like some weird, like...
It's a little weird.
It's a fetish.
Let's be real.
No, it's not a fetish.
I can totally see how it could seem like that.
But the way that I look at it, my hair is so difficult that i've only had the same hair
like everyone's had multiple hair different hair i have no joke never had a different haircut than
the one i have right now i don't know what it's like so when i put on a wig i'm like oh my god
this was like you guys grow your hair out you got a different hair you're a different person
like that's how would you ever shave your head have and you've got a different hair. You're a different person. Like that's how.
Would you ever shave your head?
Have I ever told you the story of the scar on my head?
No.
So when I was like two or three, I guess, I was crawling around.
My cousin Daryl.
Daryl.
Daryl was babysitting for us and she was making cookies and I smelled them and she had left the cookies in.
I think.
Oh, no.
Wait, I think you have maybe told me this.
Yeah, so she left the oven open.
I think she took the cookies out,
but I thought as a two-year-old that the cookies were still in there,
so I crawled into the oven and I burnt my forehead
on the grill part of the oven.
And then when I did that, I shoved my head straight up
and when my head went right up, it went into the broiler
and it burned the fuck out when my head went right up it went into the broiler and it burned the
fuck out of my head so i until i was about 15 years old i had a giant bald spot on my head
and now you have a huge scar so then i was like dad you gotta i used to have because i have really
curly hair so i would just grow an afro and not an afro like really really like it was close to
an afro so it would cover it right
and finally one day i was like you we got to fix this so my dad's a doctor and so he's like i can
do this like so he got his buddies together and we like went into his lab which looking back like
this is probably not legal but i was like that was gonna sound awfully sketchy yeah so they went
and so what you did is they cut out the scar tissue, which was probably like if you think about – if you stacked maybe three quarters back to back to back.
So it was kind of like long.
That's what it looked like.
It was like a long – but like that width, you know?
Yeah.
Right on the top of my head. So they went and cut that out
and then they pulled my skin together
and sewed me up.
For like two weeks afterwards,
my head was,
it was like a shitty facelift.
So every time I laughed,
it would pull on the stitches
and my head would start bleeding.
So my,
and I'm the youngest of five
and all my siblings thought
it was the funniest thing
in the world to just make you laugh to make me laugh because i'd be like and then i'd start
crying like that is so mean and blood would be like pouring down that is the meanest thing i've
ever heard and my siblings thought i was mean to them this is oh no you got nothing on the adams
family so i have a just so this is a very long – The Addams Family.
Da-da-da-da.
I should tell that story.
I haven't told that voicemail story yet.
Yes, you have.
Have I told that story?
Yes.
I told it to you backstage at iHeart.
Oh, maybe that's what I'm thinking of.
So anyways, so I have a pretty big scar on my forehead, and I have a pretty big indentation in my skull.
So you can't shave your head. Yeah.
So long story short, can't shave my head because I really like cookies.
Right.
Right.
Yeah.
There we are.
That's insane.
Apparently I used to chase Trace around with scissors, like threatening him.
I don't know.
Really?
So I've been told.
So I've been told.
Something tells me, though, that he pulled my hair first because that was a common theme in our uh childhood was him pulling my hair out for no reason so that's cool what is the hierarchy
here of the of the cyrus clan it's you you mean like the actual like who's oldest yeah i'm the
oldest then trace is a year and a half younger than me yeah and then there's like a five-year
gap between him and miley she's the middle yeah and then a year and a half
younger is brazen yeah and then noah's the like young and that was the accident you know i was a
mistake too the youngest always are yeah ruined our lives how was thinking of young noah yeah
how's she doing she has a new ep out have you listened to it it's called the good cry ep no you want me to play it yeah my favorite well maddie used the single so maybe
maybe you should play that one but my favorite song on the ep is it's called punches and it's
uh she did it with an artist her name's lp and she's somebody i've listened to for years she's
fantastic i feel like you would know lp do you know her? Of course. She looks like Bob Dylan, but
sounds like... Yes.
She's phenomenal. So Noah's been a fan
of hers for a long time, and they
co-wrote that song together, and then LP's
featured on it. It's phenomenal. What song
is it? Punches.
Also, while you're queuing it up, Noah's currently on tour,
and she just had her third show in Nashville.
It was so fun. Wish you'd been here.
Did you go?
Yes, I went.
I took like 20 of my friends,
like filled that place up.
Miley was here.
Brazen was here.
My parents were here.
It was great.
But if you guys would like to see Noah on tour,
you should go onto her website
and find her tour dates
because I bet she's playing in a city near you.
Was it the first time
Miley's ever been to Cannery Ballroom?
It's possible.
It's gotta be.
Which is funny because everybody was telling stories of when they were at Cannery Ballroom.
Because my mom told me that when she was 17, she's from Kentucky.
She said her best friend lied to her parents, my grandma, and came down to Nashville to see a band called Lipstick at the Cannery Ballroom.
Oh, yeah.
Hold on.
Do you have ads on Spotify?
No, I
went to YouTube.
It's like a
I'm trying to start again
I try but I'm struggling
How come it says Good Cry?
Yeah, that's the EP.
Yeah.
Ooh, after all this time
Got nothing to lose.
After all this time, see nothing but you.
You might say I'm wasted on you.
But when you break, I'll break for you too.
She really is.
Love can't be just black and blue.
But darling, I'll tell you. Does this have LP on it?
Yeah.
I think it's the second verse.
She was kind of...
She was kind of doing a little bit of an LP
kind of vibe.
I know it is. This is LP.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Interesting.
I love LP, by the way.
I do too.
I've always loved her.
Yeah, I remember taking my family.
She played live on the green for us
um and i remember it's a big festival in nashville and i remember making like my family come out and
i was like trust me you're gonna want to see this chick uh i know she looks like a skinny bob dylan
uh but her voice is absolutely phenomenal afterwards everyone's like oh my god who is
this lady she's great yeah so there's a venue in hollywood called bardo and they do this thing called school night once a week
where like up-and-coming bands play school night it's like it's like a tastemaker type thing and
when i was in a band we played school night and lp was there to watch us she's like she was front
she's friends with the girl i was in a band with brother and so she was there and i remember being so freaking nervous that lp was watching us because
i was such a big fan of hers that's funny and now she's doing a song with your sister i know it's so
funny well it comes i really am i really am proud of noah for like her taste in music yeah i feel
like i i feel like i had a hand in that because a lot of the artists she loves i i feel like i
introduced her to back in the day when i was driving her back and forth to the barn every day.
Yeah.
But she really loves like LP and Ben Howard.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, she loves Ben Howard, which I think is great because he's one of my favorites.
So what you're saying is that you were just a huge fan of mine when I was a morning show DJ on lightning 100 because this is all we played
was like Ben Howard LP war on drugs I did listen to lightning 100 all the time so I did I feel like
I've had a hand just kind of like yeah like just a couple people removed from why your sister is so
great but in all fairness my ex-boyfriend took me to see Ben Howard play the troubadour
like five
years ago and that's when i fell in love with ben howard his first record is great i've not liked
his stuff since then but whatever i liked the second one the first record is the best the second
record was also great and then it's gone a little downhill since yeah so okay so do you know dermot
kennedy is uh country singer no i feel like i've put he's uh i think he's irish but he's yeah you played
you played him for us yeah i've played him before so he's doing a u.s tour and somehow i just found
out about it a few days actually i was in iceland when i found out and so i immediately went on to
try to buy tickets to the denver show sold out so i was like all right i'm gonna look at the
nashville show i'll fly back to nashville for it sold out and i was like oh fine i'll fly to
seattle and olivia and i will go sold out His entire tour is sold out. So I was like, all right.
I was like, my last resort here is to just DM this guy and tell him that I'm a huge fan and have to
go. I was like, but before I do that, I'm going to give it one last shot. And so I had Miley's
manager reach out to his management to get me into the show so that i didn't have to like lowball myself
and like dm the guy but i'm in you're in all right oh i'm going yeah it would be stupid for
him not to have you there you know especially because you've talked about on the show and
everything i don't know he probably thinks i'm a complete freak because i tweeted him all the time
and stuff but i was like literally like trying to craft this dm like i don't dm often like it
was rare that i'll slide to a DM
And I was like what am I gonna say here did not sound like a freak and but also to not be like a snob and
Be like hi, I'm Brandi Cyrus like let me in I was like what's the play here?
I like can't figure out the happy medium. I think the happy medium is hey, dude
I'm a gigantic fan of yours and every God dang show of yours is sold out.
How do I get hit?
My God.
I feel like that sounds so like fanatic.
I know, but like, that's what those, those guys want to hear that.
You're right.
They do.
I forget.
And someone like you, who's got like almost a million people following them just in terms of marketing and PR, they must be like, yeah, let's get this chick in the show immediately.
That's true.
Speaking of, I discovered a guy on Spotify the other day.
Just like came up like, you know, like when you leave it playing, it'll like play similar artists and stuff.
And that's a lot of times how I like find people I like.
So I found this guy.
He's like a folk singer.
His name is Joshua Hyslop.
Okay.
Did I say that?
H-Y-S-l-o-p and i like started listening to one of his songs and i put it on my instagram story and he reached out and was just like so
pumped that i like posted about his song um but people should check him out because it's really
good bookmark let's get back to it iceland. Tell me about it. Oh, Iceland. What was your favorite thing about Iceland?
It's so hard to pick just one.
You and Olivia go to Iceland together.
We do.
And her friend Rachel, one of her best friends from college,
who just so happens to be a professional photographer.
And let me tell you right now,
I can never go back to traveling without a photographer.
Oh, my God.
It is the way.
It is the only way to travel.
It's the only way. Oh my God. It is the way. It is the only way to travel. It's the only way.
It was fantastic.
So Rachel and Olivia had already planned this trip,
but Olivia knows I've been dying to go to Iceland.
So she was like,
hey,
Rachel and I are going,
do you want to come with us?
And at the time I was like,
I was like,
it's a little soon for me to commit to like,
know that I don't have to work.
But I was like,
give me a couple of weeks.
And after a couple of weeks,
I didn't book anything.
And I was like, you know what i'm just gonna do it
so um you know olivia works for delta so she flies us for free pretty much we fly standby
for like 80 bucks round trip which is great jesus and then yeah that's that's the one where i travel
with live it's like easy and then she got um she had gotten this happy campers company to um give
us a camper van for like as long as we
posted throughout the week or whatever so her plan a was to camp the whole trip because you know
she's on this whole outdoorsy backpacker camper girl kick or whatever so she wanted to drive the
whole island and then camp the whole time i was like man i really want to go but i just don't
think i have it in me to camp for eight days so i do what i do best and i started reaching out to hotels and then happened to find a hotel
a hotel company that had like several hotels on the on the cut in the country and comped us like
several nights so um ended up being so great we got so much just totally taken care of but
everybody was everything was awesome like 10 out of 10 would recommend like Like if you want to camp, then Happy Campers was phenomenal.
And honestly, like even though we didn't sleep in the camper every night, I really liked having the camper to like cook in because, I mean, we like hit the pavement hard.
I mean we were driving like several hours a day and seeing as much as we could.
So it was nice to be on the go and be able to cook our own food and stuff, especially because in iceland is outrageous because our currency conversion is terrible oh really so if you i mean if you're
gonna rent a car you might as well rent one of these like they have smaller ones too like ours
was pretty big because it was three of us but like if it's just two people they have smaller
ones that have little kitchenettes and stuff okay i just think it's so nice to be able to make your
own food i'm down i'm so yeah we're trying to go for new year's eve oh that's so tight i know
so that's we're trying to plan that right now okay you have to do the bubble you have to i know
so yeah so it was explain explain to everyone what that is i really had to choose my favorite
experience of the trip it was the bubble and it's something that's been on my bucket list for a
really long time and so it was my one like we have to do this um so it's cool it's like it's like a
literal inflated bubble in the middle of nowhere one, like, we have to do this. So it's cool. It's like a literal inflated bubble
in the middle of nowhere.
You're like,
they have three locations.
The one we were at
was like on top of this hill.
And it's awesome
because there's like
six or seven bubbles
in the vicinity.
And they're all,
you know,
within like,
I don't know,
like 200 feet from each other,
but you can't see anybody else
at all.
So you feel like you're all alone
in the middle of nowhere.
It's phenomenal.
And they're climate controlled. So even though it's cold cold there like the bubble wasn't cold and you sleep in them
and they get yes you sleep in them they give you heated blankets and everything um and there's
power outlets for your phone and like whatever um and it's it's the way it works is like there's
like two doors there's like this little hallway and so you you can't open both doors at once and
the bubble deflates so that's how it stays up it's like you can't open both doors at once when the bubble deflates. So that's how it stays up.
It's like you have to open the one door.
It's almost like a spaceship.
You just like open one door, close that one, and then you take your shoes off, and then you can open the second door to go in.
And that's how it keeps the air pressurized or whatever.
And then there's a bathroom.
There's showers at the bottom of the hill and a bathroom so that you can shower and whatever.
But then at the top of the hill where the bubbles are, there's a second bathroom. So if you have to pee in the middle of the night, it's not that. You don't have to go all the way down the hill and a bathroom so that you can shower and whatever but then at the top of the hill where the bubbles are there's a second bathroom so if you have to pee in the middle of the night it's
not that you don't have to go all the way down the hill like it's right there wait but can you be
naked and like having sex in there can people see you no one you can't see anyone else's bubble
like they're not that far like you're not alone alone but like no one can see you yeah yeah yeah
yeah and the mine was the best because it was like very woodsy. Like my bubble had trees surrounding it.
Olivia's was open a little bit, which made hers better to see like the Northern Lights and stuff.
So you could be on your bed looking up at the Northern Lights.
Yeah, that's the whole appeal of the one in Iceland is if it's Northern Lights season, that's why people love it is because a lot of times when you go to Iceland, if the hotel doesn't wake you up when the Northern Lights come out you'll miss it because you can't tell when they come out uh but this way like all you have
to do is look up we can kind of see them as we were going to bed at like 10 p.m but then i set
an alarm for midnight to wake back up and see if they were still out because i wanted to see them
and they were out brighter but then the following night we saw them even more in a town called vic
the hotel we were at they give you an option to like wake you up if the northern lights
are out or whatever.
But they were actually
out pretty early.
It was like 11 o'clock
and we saw them
and they were like shimmering
and dancing
and moving around
and it was just incredible.
What are the northern lights
like in real life?
Like shades of green.
I think sometimes
they look purple
if they're not like
really strong.
But they like just streak
green across the sky
but they literally shimmer.
Like they move. It's so weird. It's like, it looks like the sky, but they literally shimmer. Like they move.
It's so weird.
It's like, it looks like the lights are like dancing in a sense.
It's the craziest thing.
It's so cool.
All right.
Well, I'm trying to go.
I'm going to try to do it.
You have to go.
I know.
Like when you do splurge on food, like we had like three or four meals that we splurged
on and it was like, like all like right by the water.
There's like the freshest seafood you've ever had.
It was, it honestly was the trip of a lifetime.
I loved it.
All right.
There it is.
You guys gotta go.
Gotta go to Iceland.
Can Olivia hook it up with the 80 buck,
like round trip ticket or like how that work is?
Yeah.
Tell her you want it as like a lie.
Just lie and say you got engaged and you want it as a gift.
Just lie and say you're going gonna propose on this trip oh yeah
it actually might not be a bad idea yeah except for the lights are out you guys are in the bubble
it's all and then you pop it pop the question pop the question in the bubble and not the bubble
not the bubble okay the problem is i don't have a ring or anything There's still time Lorraine Schwartz
Call her up
I saw Sarah did a bunch of press
I'm not talking to Neil Lane anytime soon
That was the headline
Oh god
Stop giving Neil Lane press
You gotta give Lorraine Schwartz some press
Exactly
Alright I miss you.
I'll see you in L.A. soon.
I feel like we can still do the show.
We just want to be next to each other.
Totally.
All right.
All right.
See you.
Bye.
Bye.
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