Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Dinner parties, watermelon sugar, and the biggest loser in Bachelor history

Episode Date: July 1, 2020

Brandi is multitasking (aka drinking while podcasting) on today’s episode as she avoids the “rona” down in Florida, and Wells is trying his best to recover from the 40-minute recap of his most embarrassing TV moments. Even though the world is still slowly and surely coming to an end, the co-hosts have lots to catch up on this week, from Wells’ virtual dinner parties, the Cyrus’s potential mockuseries, and Brandi’s recent change of heart about Lost. Wells shares the awkward Bachelor moment we didn’t get to see on last night’s episode, and the two discuss which seasons they’d most want to re-watch (hint: “is ok.”) Brandi gets progressively turnt as the episode progresses and finds herself admiring the beautiful ocean while Wells puts on his best grandpa voice to discuss Harry Styles' recent music video. Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers. LUMIN– Go to LuminSkin.com/YFT to get a one month free trial of everything you need to start your skincare journey at home HELLOFRESH– Go to HelloFresh.com/yft60 and use code yft60 to get $60 off your first three weeks, including free shipping on your first box!

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Hello. Check one, two, one. Check one, two. Let me get a check from you. Hello, hello. Check one, two. Hello. Hello. Check one, two, one, check one, two. Let me get a check from you. Hello, hello. Check one, two. Hello. Look at me. I'm drinking. Who am I? Wow. What are you drinking on? It looks like a little rosé. Yeah, a nice chilled bottle of rosé. Oh, very nice. Do you have a favorite rosé? You're not drinking? No, I'm not that deep into the alcohol game.

Did you just ask if I'm drinking? Yeah. I know that the perception is that I'm a highly functioning alcoholic, but I don't drink every single day. In fact, I just got back- It's not a perception. It's a full reality. Okay, that's fair.

But it's also like four o'clock in the afternoon here, and I just went on a run. Oh, well, four o'clock is almost five o'clock. It's true and i got sarah and i had our own dinner party the other night where we cooked a fancy meal and then skyped in some of our friends to the other seats cute i got wasted but also dude i love a you know what one of my favorite things is? What? Dinner parties, bro.

Really? I love a dinner party. One, because I love to cook, right? I love to drink. That's actually all I got. But I mean, I love those. I'll tell you my favorite thing about a dinner party. What do you got? As long as it's at my house,

is that all I have to do is walk right upstairs and go to sleep. No, I know. That's why I love that. It's also myself home. You know, we've also gotten to the point when we were having people over, everyone just knows my MO where I just, I just don't say goodbye.

I just go upstairs and go to bed. And Sarah used to, that's what I do. It's, it's called a gypsy fade. Yeah. Or an Irish exit. Yeah. Sarah used to get to get mad and she's like you left me all alone she'll be like you're about to leave aren't you and i'm like cross-eyed being like yes i am don't tell anybody yikes sounds fun though but yeah man i love a dinner party i just want to get back to when we can have people over you know i know but I'm feeling like it ain't happening anytime soon.

Ain't happening anytime. I'm thinking, you know, it was so funny when you go back and listen to the beginning episodes or the episodes when this first started happening. I was like, two weeks, three weeks tops, then we'll be back to normal. Oh, I know. I'm thinking 2021 is the realistic hope for life. If that, at this rate. we got to get that vaccine. Yeah, I guess so.

I'm over here trying to build up immunity to it. I feel like at this point, well, you're down in Florida. I feel like that's ground zero for grommets and COVID-19 suffer. I know in my defense, we are being very careful and obviously wearing masks. If we are outside of our, well, for the first couple nights, I stayed at my friend Matt's family's home. He's from here, and he's the one that invited me to come down and hang for a few days. So I stayed at his parents' house, which was super nice because, you know, it's just like family vibes. And then we did check into a hotel today.

But it's like a very small boutique hotel, which is great. And they have great rules in place. Like there's only like two people allowed in an elevator at a time. And masks are required if you're in any of the public areas. And all the restaurants here are surprisingly like really strict, which I thought was I was surprised by because it does seem like Florida is just very loose on this whole thing. So I was pleasantly surprised to see that any restaurant, coffee shop, anything like that you go into, like masks are absolutely required and people are wearing them, which is great. Yeah. I just saw that Governor Newsom of California was like, we're closing bars down. They're closed. And I was like, they were open? What? We opened the bars? What?

Yeah. Yeah. Nashville, same thing. A bunch of them got closed down again because they had opened. So, I mean, a bar, like, is just the last place I feel like we should be going, you know? Did you see the backlash of Chase Rice doing the concert in Tennessee? I just saw this today. I saw somebody repost the TMZ article that was like crucifying him for it. Yeah, I guess he put on a big, I saw it. It was a big ass concert in Tennessee and like Kelsey Ballerini and Maren Morris went hard in the pain after him. And the other guy, like Jordan, I don't know, Jericho James, some country guy, you know, who knows what his name is.

I love just sitting there and watching from afar being like, hmm, let's watch this whole thing unfold. Because, you know, I feel like Kelsey Ballerini and Mera Morris are two women you don't want to fuck with in the country game. No way. No, they're like the princesses of country. Like can't i kind of feel the same way i saw someone else post like listen we would all like to be touring right now we would all like to be playing shows like i freaking wish i was out on my tour right now but we're not because it's for the good

of everyone's health and i just think it's selfish for people to go out and play like that and i'm actually shocked that a venue allowed that to happen. Like a venue was like, yeah, let's pack 4,000 people in here. Great idea. I know. Well, there's like presidential campaigns that are doing that.

So I don't fucking know, dude. We're living in the end of days. It's fine. But you know what? I'm just trying to go to space. I'm trying to go to space or I just want a heads up on when it's all going to end

so I can have a fire dinner party right before Armageddon. Yeah. You want to do the dang thing? Yeah, we should start the show, perhaps. Okay, hold on. I got some things, though. These are a few of my favorite things. Oh!

Is that our theme song? Red drops on the end and then pretty He just doesn't know the words, though. Snow bells and sleigh bells and whiskers on kittens. Brown paper packages tied up with strings. Walls hates kittens. These are a few of my favorite things. Yes.

Dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun. Oh, my God. Then I found this. You or me? You. you or me you bros and hoes you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with wells and brandy

oh man anyways we should have had that the whole time I know for people that don whole time. I know. For people that don't know, which I feel like you should, but if you don't know, that is Brandy's sister, Noah, who was our first guest ever on YFT, who sang that song in the first episode,

and then we just never used it. I put it into my little soundboard here. Yeah, we did. So I got to ask, I mean, I know you're on vacay, but did you watch The Bachelor greatest of all time last night? No, I did not have access to cable. All good. I mean, you saw it happen in real time.

I could see it. Honestly, it's probably best for you that I didn't. Otherwise, I would be coming at you with like a slew of new jabs today. with like a slew of new jabs today. They really went hard in the paint after me just to be like, let's really focus on Wells and how awkward he was. Well, I feel like because,

like right now, like because you're with Sarah and like you're so successful and you got your shit together, like they're like, let's bring him back down to reality as far as possible. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe that's fair. I mean, like, let's bring him back down to reality as far as possible. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe that's fair. I mean, it's like 40 minutes of just focusing on me failing and failing and failing and Crispy and like, and we're back. And here we are with the biggest fucking loser in Bachelor history. And it's just like, Jesus, Chris, pump the brakes a little bit, man. We're friends i've played golf with you recently here's the thing it's all in good fun and i gotta walk out of that

thing really really unfazed because jojo and i never really had a strong connection that's very obvious so i never really like you know i never caught feels so it never hurt like it hurt for all those other guys and for that I am like really like what I'm nervous about having to watch back is not on I think on the same level as like a Chase or a Robbie or a Luke who like really felt something and was like their hearts ripped out on national television I just almost fainted once you you know? I was going to say, for you, what do you think was your most embarrassing moment? Like, what was the one where you were like,

okay, that one's, like, really embarrassing? Chris asked me about it, and it just didn't make air, but when I'm on that one-on-one with her, we have, like, this really, really awkward side-of-the-cheek kiss. Obviously, like, me kissing her was have like this really really awkward kit like side of the cheek kiss obviously like me kissing her was like this big like preamble and it's like much awaited or whatever and they caught me like doing this like really awkward kiss with her that wasn't a really an awkward thing in real life so for whatever reason they put me on some fucking giant hamster wheel and then shot me and

i had to like crack this bag of blood and like start bleeding out that's what i should have known i was fucked they literally killed me off the show so i had all this blood all over me and so then afterwards jojo was like oh my god you did so good like great job come give me a hug because i had all the blood on me and she was wearing like normal clothes i was like i don't want to get you all blood it's fake blood on me and she was wearing like normal clothes. I was like, I don't want to get you all this fake blood on me. So I was like, I was like trying to give her a hug and like a kiss on the cheek without touching her with all the blood.

But it looks so awkward, you know? That was my only thing where I was like, but you know what? Really? It happened. So honestly, I really feel like you came out on top of this whole situation. For sure. You know? Yeah. Like, but you know what? Really? It happened. So. Honestly, I really feel like you came out on top of this whole situation. For sure. You know?

Yeah. Wells comes out on top. Okay. Luke has a girlfriend, right? Is he in a serious relationship? I think so. I think so. And I think Chase just started dating a girl that he's really into, who's really cute.

That's good. And then who was the other one you brought up? Oh, Robbie. Robbie's the only one I'm not sure about. Is he in a relationship? I don't know. What's happening on Siesta Key this season? Is he on that?

I don't know. I'm not sure. But I feel like at least everybody's kind of moved on and gotten themselves, you know, back on track. And they've been in good relationships. It probably wasn't like too hard of a season for this crew to watch back. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. It was so long ago. The only person that probably sucks for is Jordan because he's got to watch like a bunch of dudes make out with her. I saw that he had posted nervous about watching this.

I'm going to be Instagramming it and it's going to be awkward having to watch a bunch of guys make out with my fiance. And then I commented, well, in my defense, I waited as long as humanly possible to make out with my fiance and then i commented well in my defense i waited as long as humanly possible to make out with her and then like a producer commented under that you were forced to and they were like kiss her or leave and the thing was i kissed her and then they made you leave anyway you know what they're like jokes on you bruh yeah it's like the long con here is i'm trying to i'm trying to slide in the DMs of the chick from Modern Family and figure out a way to bartend every summer in paradise. We're going to weasel this one.

Promise you. That's enough Bachelor Attack for one night. I wonder whose season would you want them to do the most? I don't know. So I really enjoyed Chris Soule's season's season yeah because i thought his cast of girls was great but they're not airing it right yeah i don't know i want to see juan pablo because you hear so much about how much of an asshole juan pablo was and it's okay it's okay you did did you not watch that one i was living with my sister at the time and i would i remember coming

up i lived in like her basement i'd come upstairs and she at the time and i would i remember coming up i lived in like her basement i'd come upstairs and she'd be watching and i'd watch and be like this is so dumb and then i ended up getting like totally hooked in the end and i just remember the it's okay it's okay thing and then i do remember he said some fucked up thing like i don't love you i just love fucking you or so i just love making love to you or something like that it was just like oh my god so crazy i wish they were airing his season because I'm actually pretty good friends with Nikki who won his season

and we could totally have her on. I mean, we could just do it anyway. Yeah. I know you guys didn't re-air this, but Nikki is filled with tea. Yeah. All right, let's get into what the actual show is. Oh, the actual show, okay.

Yeah, let's get away from this whatever the fuck we're talking i got a feeling that you got no fave things for me this week you know what i think you're gonna be really pleased to hear that i think i'm finally at a place where i want to give up on lost what season are you in are you in five now i'm in six and it's really just well now you're starting to lose me like ever since john lock died and came back to life it had they had me hanging on for a minute just to figure out how he came back to life right then once you find out that he came back to life because he's the black smoke monster thing now that's it's lost me i'm gone i'm a goner hence the name it's lost yeah the good news about goner. Hence the name. It's lost you. Yeah. The good news about

that is I'm going to go home and watch something else. Well, that's good. But you're also like almost there. You might as well finish it. I know. I think maybe I should just take a break. I should step away, watch something else, and maybe go back to it when I'm desperate again. Okay. Do you have any other things or is that really, is that what we got? My microphone's sitting on it, but I'm almost done. Okay. Do you have any other things, or is that really, is that what we got? My microphone's sitting on it, but I'm almost done with Little Secrets. How are you feeling about it?

I'm feeling the same way. It's not that it's a bad read, it's just a much slower read than Jar of Hearts, and I mean, it's like one of those things where like, when you do something as great as Jar of Hearts, or like, you know, a band that writes such a freaking massive hit, it's really hard to follow up with something else. It's not that good, but I'm not mad about it. And

my mom says I have to wait until I finish it. Tish the Dish really says like loves this book. So yeah, I liked it. I did like Jar of Hearts a whole lot better, but like what you said, they were both good reads. Just one was just like blew my socks off. Yeah, totally. But did you ever watch the epstein documentary or docu-series no but we've been wanting to watch it is it you didn't no is it so great or is it like like it's dark and it's it's there are parts of it that are really uncomfortable to sit through but it's also just so fascinating yeah like in the most tragic way and honestly they like they dragged trump in there so much.

They've got so many pictures of Trump and him like being best buds and quotes from Trump talking about what a great guy he is. It's wild. You got to watch it. I think that's coming up for us. It's gonna be one of those watches you're just like, I feel so gross after watching said document. Yeah. Yeah. But it's like you feel gross watching it.

But at the same time, like you feel gross watching it but at the same time like you wanna you wanna be aware you know you wanna you wanna know that our legal system is that messed up that some a guy like that can just walk free it's it's nuts yeah if we've learned anything in the past couple weeks slash months is that our legal system is a really fucked up and we really need to work on that, I think. Seriously. I finished The Ballad of Songbird and Snakes, the prequel for Hunger Games. Okay. What's the verdict?

Phenomenal. Really? Okay. I'm going to get that next. Kind of going back to what you were saying about Jarrah Hearts and Little Secrets, Hunger Games was transcendent. It was a huge thing. So it's so hard to live up to it. But it's so good. Suzanne Collins does such a good job of taking the things that you know

and love and remember from Hunger Games and making it a part of this prequel. Understanding why Snow hates District 12 and hates women from District 12 12 and how he was groomed it's almost like anakin skywalker where like he was a good guy and then turns it's good man i will say i'm very excited for that movie to come out like they gotta make it they have to

it's really well done so yeah i'd check. I mean, obviously it's for kids, but whatever. The other thing that I am obsessed with right now, Apple TV. I got to give you a shout out. You guys, you're starting to figure it out. Like I know you got all the fucking money of God. You're starting to figure out and put out some real good shit. So you mean like Apple TV Plus? Yeah.

The streaming service. Yeah. We're done with Netflix. Oh, yeah. You've reached the end. We know. Dude, Mythic Quest, Raven's Banquet. Have you heard?

I saw this in your notes, and I was like, what is this? Okay. The owner of a successful video game design company and his troubled staff struggle to keep their hit game, Mythic Quest, on top. I know it sounds nerdy, and it is. Were you a fan of Always Sunny? No, I didn't really watch it. Oh, man. Well, Jesus Christ.

That's a great show. But anyways, there's a guy in It's Always Sunny named Mac who, they're all hilarious, but he's very funny. He is the main character. He's like the guy who started Mythic Quest, this video game company. OK, he's the main character. And then Always Sunny, if you remember Charlie, he is the creator and one of the writers of it. He's not on the show, but his humor is in it.

Oh, and then you know who else is in it? Were you ever a fan of the show Community? I don't even know what that show is. Oh, it was Joel McHale's show. Chevy Chase was on it. Donald Glover. Donald Glover's big guy coming out. On Community, there was a guy named Abed who was really funny.

And he's in this. His name's Danny Pudi in real life. The show is so funny. There are so many different characters. is so funny. There are so many different characters and they're able to create complex, hilarious character development in very short periods of time.

It is so well done. I'm telling you, and if you were ever a fan of It's Always Sunny, it's not as crass as Always Sunny, but the humor's still there. The writing's fantastic. The twists and turns are great. I'm telling you,

Mythic Quest Raven's Banquet is a good one. Okay. Brandi, I was talking about loving a dinner party earlier, and I got to tell you, you know what makes dinner parties super easy to do? What's that, Wills? Getting a box from HelloFresh, baby. Ooh, is that cheating? I mean, kind of cheating, but I'm still making the food, right?

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I don't know if I say his name right, but he's the big director from New Zealand who is also in Thor, and I think he's directing a new Star Wars movie. But anyways, it's Jemaine and him. It's a mockumentary about life as a vampire in, like, modern day, and it's so funny. It's one ofumentary about life as a vampire in like modern day. And it's so funny. It's one of my favorite mockumentaries ever. And now there is a television show.

Oh. We started watching it last night and it is so good. Suffice to say, for me, I don't know if anything could beat the documentary, original but it's pretty close man it is so good and so funny and obviously like it's able to like go on longer than a documentary would so you get kind of more like character detail it's about a bunch of vampires who live together in staten island and now in the show there's a character named colin who's a roommate and he is a emotional vampire oh boy so he just goes and like talks to people and like bores the fuck out of them until like they're emotionally just drained but he also has the power to do that to the real vampires the only actual foe of the vampire is an emotional vampire which is a real thing

in the world it's such a funny thought that they threw in so anyways what we do in the shadows it's on hulu and on fx it's so good but i would say you should go watch the documentary if you haven't first and then get into the show okay you know my genius mother she always had a great idea for you know everyone always says like the cyrus family needs a reality show cyrus family needs a reality show you guys should be like kardashians and my mom had this genius idea that we shouldn't have a reality show but we should have our own mockumentary series yeah like what do you i mean it's not really a documentary so what do you call like a mock you series mocks mock series i don't know like a tv series where we're like mocking ourselves well i mean that's kind of what keeping up with the kardashians is

no yeah it is i think they're actually like that i mean they are and they aren't you know I mean, they are and they aren't, you know. In that episode, Tish walks in with a diamond necklace that says Momager in massive, massive capital letters, like that kind of deal. Yeah, that sounds like something that Chris would do. But I think she would be funny yeah that's well yeah i think it'll be actually funny is if you guys just reenacted episodes of keeping up with the kardashians like miley was kim like you are chloe or whatever everyone was a different character from keeping up the kardashians did you just like recreate the show i mean our mocky series probably wouldn't be far off from that yeah like you just getting in slap fights i do think it'd be funny with miley that would be the best yeah exactly i know i think it'd be great great tv this rosé is making me burp is that normal yeah

so we started watching this new kind of reality show. So good. It's on Netflix called A Hundred Humans Life's Questions Answered. Have you ever heard of it? No, I haven't. Okay. So a social experiment where a hundred individuals will be a part of an interactive experiments exploring sex, happiness, torture, and all the other aspects of being human. A hundred humans. Life's questions answered.

In one episode, they're like, there's this theory that people who can dance are more virile. It's a thing that when women see a good dancer in their mind, the caveman mind, it's the guy's a good dancer, which means he can provide more. He's able to reproduce better. You know, the thought of like good dancing means that you're more virile. So then they do an experiment where they get 15 guys.

They all have to take a sperm test to find out who has the most swimmers. And then they put a bag over their head and they put in all these people who like the most swimmers. And then they put a bag over their head and they put it in all these people who like the company of men and they put a bag over the guy's heads and they make them all dance. And then they all vote for who the best dancer was. And then they reveal like who had the highest sperm count. And it is funny because the guy with the lowest sperm count

definitely was the worst dancer and got the lowest score. Really? Yeah. It's stuff like that where you're just like, oh, interesting. They do a lot of these. And the host is like three comedians, basically. Anyways, if you're looking for easy watch where you can kind of focus on your phone and still enjoy a show, 100 Humans Life's Question Answered is very, very good. I do feel like it's a totally a thing where like women think that like guys that dance well are also good in bed.

This was also a thing like when I was a teenager or whatever and you'd go see bands play all the time. It's like the way a guy plays the guitar is like the way he's going to have sex with you. And so if it's awkward, then the sex is awkward. And if he's like slaying the guitar, then it's going to have sex with you. And so if it's awkward, then the sex is awkward. And if he's like slaying the guitar, then it's going to be real good sex. Guitar is a very phallic symbol. It sits on your groin. It goes out, you know, goes out like a hard cack.

And, you know, and then the guy like plays with it, which is weird, you know, and then the guy like plays with it, which is weird, you know? It is weird. Speaking of weird, someone told me yesterday. Okay, you know that song by Harry Styles called Watermelon Sugar? Yeah. Do you know what that song's about? Watermelon sugar, hi, that one?

Yep. I don't know. I mean, I assume. Well, apparently there's a music video to it that I have not seen. It's like a bunch of girls with like fruit in between their legs. Oh. Apparently, that song is all about eating girls out. Really?

Apparently. Eating vagina. Seriously. Tastes really good. Kind of genius, Harry Styles, because if you're known as the guy who loves to just go downtown, then girls are going to continue to love you. There's a whole bunch of very inappropriate theories I'm reading right now from Google,

but it says a quick search on Urban Dictionary will tell you that watermelon sugar is another name for both heroin and cocaine. Who knew that? So watermelon sugar, which at this point is out, and everybody's kind of figured out what it's about, says Zayn. The joys of mutually appreciated oral pleasure. Harry, with a grin on his face, then replies, is that what it's about? I don't know. That's what everyone's saying. Always good to leave it open to interpretation, Zayn. This is an interview, I'm assuming, with Zayn Lowe.

So it's just funny because people singing that song, like belting out the lyrics, have no clue what they're singing about. I want to read these in like the grandpa voice. Oh, Lord. Much like the song itself, the watermelon sugar video is all about oral sex. The visual sees Harry and an array of stunning models seductively eating watermelon and various other juicy fruits. And practically every single shot is a euphemism for, well, you guessed it, vagina. The lyrics are interesting when you just read them.

Let's have the old man read the lyrics. Yeah. It says, Harry repeats the words watermelon sugar high over and over, leading listeners to wonder the obvious question, what repeats the words watermelon sugar high over and over, leading listeners to wonder the obvious question. What the fuck is watermelon sugar? OK, so in 2073, someone's grandpa is going to be like, gather round, kids, and let me read you a poem from one of the greatest poets of my generation it's called watermelon sugar and it's all about eating vaginas tastes like strawberries on a summer evening and it sounds just like a song i want more berries and that summer feeling. It's so wonderful and warm.

Breathe me in, breathe me out. I don't know if I could go without. I'm just thinking out loud. I don't know if I could ever go without. Strawberries on a summer evening. Baby, you're the end of June. I want your belly and that summer feeling getting washed away with you. Man, he's really going after this watermelon in this photo.

We got to post this on the Instagram. I just want to taste it. I just want to taste it. Oh. I just want to taste it. I just want to taste it. Oh. I just want to taste it. I just want to taste it. Oh. Watermelon.

Sugar high. So dumb. So funny. So funny. So funny. You know, the ocean's so nice. I'm just staring at it right now. It's just really beautiful. Oh, Brandy's drunk.

Brandy is drunk. That's why I don't drink. I know. And what's funny is that, have you put more wine in that glass? No. Oh, my God. You're just such a lightweight. You want to do music?

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I do too. It's got like a little bit of like the girl from Ipanema. It's like the same chord progression, I feel like. I don't know. I just like, I want to build a playlist around this one song. So I was like, hell yeah, dude. It's kind of like... We talked all through the morning And we kissed right from the early afternoon Till the sun set on a sea so blue Replaced by the moon

And music for dancing And in the wee small hours Me and you. Stuck like glue, lost in our romance. It's got like a little bit of like a Michael Buble crooner aspect to it. That's exactly what it is. Yeah. But, but then I also like the chord progression because it is like a,

the girl from Imponema goes my way. It's like, do, do, do, do song and i like floyd vance but i was like i want to make a playlist around this because this is such a great dinner party song can't you hear this playing in the background while you're like uh serving up a, mixing a drink for somebody. So great. Anyways, what do you got? So much good new stuff out, but they're all kind of downers.

It's okay. Why don't I like slow, sad music? Because everyone likes slow, sad music. On my other podcast, I had Chord Overstreet on this week. Oh, you love Chord. I do. And we were actually talking about that one specific thing. No slight against your sister who kind of focuses on this,

but pop music has a shelf life. If you go listen to like a Lady Gaga record from the early 2000s, it's not going to hit as hard as when you heard it originally, you know, or like. Oh, for sure. They're like upbeat and whatever reason but like sad bastard songs those last forever people still love old james taylor tunes and you know for whatever reason that's just it's just how it works and so i think we love those sad songs because they're timeless whereas pop music while it's like you'll never want to play like a jason isbell song at the club or whatever but there's a shelf life to pop music. So that was my kind of thought on it. This one's like the least sad, I guess. Do you know who Melanie Martinez is? No. She's got

a few bangers. She's got a new song called Fire Drill. Pity Party, I think was her big hit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that one. Remember that song? Yeah. Yeah. She's just so cool. Like her stuff, she just has such a different sound. Like it's just so refreshing to hear something from her because it's just not what you typically hear. Are you playing this because of the fireman date they aired last night? Oh, no. But remind me to tell you something about fire trucks. Fire trucks.

If it all went up in flames one day, would you give your mom a hug before your house burned away? It kills. I wish the best for you and you Think I ignore you too, but Really, I'm trying to live my own life Be present more and some should heal, it's alright to Crying inside Cause nothing I'd say ever comes out right So speaking of fire trucks. Yeah.

How many gallons of water do you think a fire truck holds? I mean, they get the majority of their water from the hydrants, but I would say they probably need something like 5,000 gallons. Oh, that's a ton. Is that too much? Way. So my guess was like 75 gallons because I was like, yeah, they use fire hydrants, but I guess there aren't many fire hydrants places. So the correct answer, and I asked my friend who has a friend who's a firefighter,

is 750 gallons of water on a fire truck. But honestly, like, I didn't even like, when you look at a fire truck, you're like, where do they put all that water? Anyway, random thing. Do you know who Andrew Bell is? Yeah. Okay. He has this song.

It's old, but it's called In My Veins. It is one of my favorite songs of all freaking time. I especially like the version featuring Aaron McCarley. He has a new song out. It's a very sad sounding. It's called If I Knew How to Hold You. Do you want to give it a play? Yeah.

And then I'm going to play my favorite Andrew Bell song afterwards. Oh, okay. But In My Veins is so good if you don't know it. I've known that dude forever. You said it makes you feel small That your heart is so big You just gave a piece of some kind of counterfeit Now the sun has gone down On a road that we chose

You know your words are your life You should lead with those How you long for me to finally be His voice is so cool. Yeah. I've known him forever. He was such a lightning 100 artist. I could see that for sure. But anyway, if you don't know him, Yeah, I've known him forever. He was such a lightning 100 artist. I could see that for sure.

But anyway, if you don't know him, you should definitely go. His entire album, Black Bear, is so good. And like I said, that song In My Veins featuring Aaron McCarley is the absolute best. But he also has a song called I Won't Fight It. And there's a remix of it that's so good. I want to play In My Veins. I mean, yeah, it's just my favorite. One of my favorite songs of all time. Dude, Erin McCarley had a huge crush on her back in the day.

She's so talented. And then she married KS Rhodes and that baby, they have a kid or they might have the most talented kid ever. Nobody is perfect. Nobody here's perfect Oh, but everyone's to blame Oh, all that you rely on On, on, on And all that you can say We'll leave you in the morning

And find you in the day All right, this is turning into just like an Andrew Bell appreciation episode. I know, but it's so good. There's a lyric in there that I love so much. It says, all that you rely on and all that you can fake will leave you in the morning but find you in the day. Oh.

Yeah. So good. I don't have my bell. My jam was Static Waves. Did you ever hear that song? Oh, no, I don't think so. Oh, God. It was the album before.

I've heard the remix of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, this song just killed me. It's just still on a lot of my playlists that'll pop up. I carve the stairs from where I am to where I started. From where I am to where I started I tap my feet and close the door To your apartment And I know you're never gonna understand

It's too late for you to stop and think Too late to mention I make a move And spell my drink To break the tension And I know you're never gonna understand I'll try my best to follow if I can But I would have let you leave.

I would have let you leave. I would have let you leave. Static waves across the screen. Yeah. Love him. So good. I think he was part of that like original 10 out of 10 crew. Do you remember all those people in Nashville? It was like KS Rhodes and I think it was Andrew Bell and like Trent Dabbs, Kyle Andrews, Joy Williams from Civil Wars Mickey Echo

Griffin House Andy Davis Matt Carney Aaron McCarley Kate York Gabe Dixon Katie Herzig Tyler James

Jeremy Lister Amy Stroop Butterfly Bouncer Dude, oh my god Go check out 10 out of 10 by the way You got anything else? I got one more Okay

It's not really like a new new song it's on marina morris's girl album which has been out for a minute but i think it's her single right now it's called just for now so wait is it the highway is it the highway women or no that's the one with brandy carlisle marion morris brandy carlisle's featured on one of the songs okay what's in this song just for now oh oh oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. The record is called Girl. Yeah. Because there is a super group that's all girls or all women called the Highway Women.

And it's Brandi Carlile. I think it's Maren Morris and Amanda Shires. It's great. All right, here's Just for Now. It's the first time in a long time that my heart feels whole and I don't know why keep doing what you're doing. Cause tonight we don't got to decide. I don't have to hold you to nothing, honey. I just want to hold you closer. This could turn into something more tomorrow morning. It could be over. Her album's so good.

I look up Highway Women and it's not any of those people. Yeah, it is. It's Brandi Carlile, Amanda Shires, Maren Morris, and Natalie Hemby. That's not what's coming up on Spotify. I don't know why. Oh, sorry. The High Women. Very different. that's cool all

right you got anything else that's all i got for now dog well have fun in uh you know in florida don't get the roan please i'm not gonna get the roan i'm being very careful why is it dark there now because it's 8 p.m oh what are What are you going to do now? Go to sleep. Duh. Dude, you're on vacation. Go cut it up. That's the easiest way to get the Rona is to go out and cut it up. That's true.

No, we've been going to bed early and getting up early. Tomorrow morning, I'm going kayaking in the ocean. I'm very excited. Very excited. No. What other fun experiences are you doing there i mean there isn't a ton i mean just like chilling but yesterday my friend matt his one of his friends has a boat and so he took us out on his boat yesterday and we saw i think they're called a pod of manatees literally swam

up to our freaking boat i posted a video of it yesterday it was wild and matt and his buddy both who are from here like we see manatees but like we've never seen them come this close. And there'd be so many of them. And they're freaking big. They're gigantic. The size of our boat. Oh, my God. That reminds me of my favorite story ever of adolescence. It was me, Alex Swartz, and Ryan Palachi. We were going to the Del Monte Shopping Center to go watch a movie. And then we were probably like, I don't know, 15 and we got super baked. And we walked to the Del Monte Shopping Center and Ryan Palachi was like, dude, I don't have enough money for the movie. So I was like, no, dude, it's the middle of the day. Middle of the day movies are always cheaper. They're like five bucks. And he's like, all right. Cause

I only, I only have like seven bucks. So I won't be able to get in. Like, it's fine. It's fine. So, so baked walk up to the marquee. He's first barely opened his eyes. He's looking at all of the different movies that are out and he goes to the teller and goes um i'll have one for the manatee please and the fucking teller goes you mean one for the matinee. I love that story. They're really nice. I know. They're huge.

They're like, they're sea, they're fat sea elephant looking things. Literally, I didn't realize they were this big. I mean,

they're gigantic. They have the cutest little noses though. They poke their noses up above the water and take a little breath. They're so cute. All right. I'm going to let you leave. Okay.

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