Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Disney Legends and Bach Predictions

Episode Date: August 14, 2024

Another day another airline delay and favorite-thing-less Brandi. Have no fear though, Wells is more than prepared with a unique radio commercial, new influencer trend, and story about his sweet, sweet nephew. Brandi does, however, fill us in on Miley’s Disney Legends induction before Wells hosts his one-man Bachelorette recap show. Lastly, your hosts predict which man is going to walk away with the final rose.   Favorite things mentioned:  The Bachelorette (ABC)  Civil War (Apple)  The Night Of (HBO)  Mastermind: To Think Like A Killer (Hulu)  The Umbrella Academy (Netflix)  Monolith (Prime)  Wildflowers and Wild Horses (Remix)    Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!   Fiji Water: Visit your local retailer to pick up some FIJI Water today for your next backyard party, beach or pool day, hike, or even your home office. It’s not just water. It’s FIJI Water.  Nutrafol: For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code YFT  Schedule35: Get 15% Off with code YFT at Schedule35.co   Fungies: You can find these yummy gummies in the Vitamin section at your local Walmart or conveniently shop on their website, eatfungies.com. Plus, enjoy free shipping and 20% off with code YFT.  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation 

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Like I've been there before I have no idea what accent that is, but you know what? I liked it. I liked everything about it. What's up, YF tears? I'm back in my home studio. Back in the city of angels. Let's do it.

Let's call the Brandi. It's time to call her up. Time is now. Let's do it. You okay? A hot mess express. Yeah. What's going on?

Oh, you know your girl has been in the airport today. You know, it's another travel story. Well. I'll spare you the details. No, you can do it. I'm just going to cut it out. Nah. Come on.

Give me the CliffsNotes. Won't waste my breath. Just another day, another delay. Thank you, Southwest. I don't know why you fly Southwest. I love it. Also, only non-stop from Burbank to Nashville. Oh, they've got that?

They've got it every day, baby. Only airline. I'm coming out to Nashville. You should take that flight. No, because I'm coming from Monterey. I have to go through Dallas. Oof, Godspeed. Yeah.

So you were delayed. You know, what's new? Really? Yeah. I heard that Southwest is going to be changing. They're going to have select seats or whatever. Yeah, they're crushing my freaking dreams over here. I don't know why you like that.

Because I fly it so much that I have A-list preferred, which means I always get to board in the first like 30 people. And like today, I had A-21. And the front row, empty as can be. Your girl sat in the front row of the bulkhead. I had plenty of leg room, two free checked bags, you know, drink coupons, free Wi-Fi. What else could you ask for? You know, I don't know how I feel about the bulkhead, gotta be honest with you. Why? Why would you not want more leg room? Because it's not really more leg room.

It is. It is not. It absolutely is. Because 100% not. And I'll tell you why. It is on Southwest. When you have a chair in front of you your feet get to go underneath the new the chair on southwest it still is it's where the seat would be is it i think yeah i mean maybe a little bit further but like a little bit further and i it for me it's more about like my knees hitting the seat in front of me that i just it's not flying with me all right well you made it back to nashville you uh you were in vegas i was everywhere you were in la didn't even see you well i was sick so i was sparing you yeah thank you for that actually sparing you the possible coronavirus germs you got the rome yeah everyone's got it yeah i don't dylan francis dylan francis canceled his dj set in ve set in Vegas because he had the Roan.

Who's Dylan Francis? He's a big DJ. Is he? Yeah. I know Brandi Cyrus. I don't know Dylan Francis. Well, I appreciate that. Yeah.

Well, it is what it is. You're back. I'm back, baby. But you were working, which means you didn't watch The Bachelorette. I didn't. Because, you know, it would have been great to have something to watch on this flight, but your little screeners just don't work when you don't have... Why don't you pay for Wi-Fi?

No, I do, but you can't stream anything on airplane Wi-Fi. You can. No, you can't. You've got to have patience. No, they have it blocked. Do they. No, you can't. You gotta have patience. No, they have it blocked. Do they? Yes, it's a big disclaimer. I'll tell you where they don't have it blocked.

American Airlines. Really? Yeah, I scream stuff all the time. Interesting. Most airlines have a disclaimer that says, like, we block third-party streaming services because it uses too much Wi-Fi and slows down for all the other customers.

So download your shit before you get here. Interesting. My buddy, Lieutenant Dan, who I used to be a radio DJ with back in the day, sent me this commercial that they're running, I guess, on Lightning 100, and I thought it was really funny, and I thought I'd play it for everybody. Let's hear it. I was like, why don't we get commercials like this? You know, like this sounds great.

Hey, I have a secret. I use secret whole body deodorant because more than just my armpits stink. like this, you know? Like this looks, this sounds great. Hey, I have a secret. Uh-huh? I use secret whole body deodorant because more than just my armpits stink. Can I use it where my bra rubs under my...

Oh. Yeah. And what about down there? Totally. Four out of five gynecologists would recommend it. So I tried it and now I get

72 hours of freshness. Okay. From my pits to my... Your vagina. I love that it's a spray. Me too. Okay. From my pits to my vagina. I love that it's a spray. Me too. And it comes in sticks and creams too.

Go get your secret whole body deodorant. Okay. So that's an ad that's playing on radio stations right now. And you like that ad. I think it's hilarious because of this part. So this is the way that my brain works. It's a commercial about how degree can also be good for your pits, but also for your vagina, right?

Okay? This is my favorite part though. Totally. Four out of five gynecologists would recommend it. That part. Four out of five gynecologists recommend it. And then my weird brain is thinking, what's the one holdout doctor thinking, you know? Is he there going

like, no, no, no, don't you dare put the deodorant on your vagina. I want the smell. I need the smell. And therefore doctors are like, what the fuck is wrong with Greg over here? And Greg's like rubbing his fingers together slowly and gross, like breathing heavily. And you're like, Jesus Christ, Greg, the doctor's fucked up. Therefore doctors are like, we got to get this guy out of here, you know? But, you know, he just likes to smell the natural aromas of a woman's body.

Well, we could ask your dad. Yeah, well, my dad would be like, he would just say, use all the deodorant on your feet if you're wearing Uggs. Right. What the fuck is happening here? Okay, so you didn't watch The Bachelorette. Did you watch any TV at all? Do you have any fave things?

Do I look like someone that has had free time to watch television this week? I almost... Is that what I look like to you? So, Brandi, when you hit me up, you were like... Because we were supposed to record yesterday in person, right? And we couldn't do it. Because she was sick, and that was totally cool with me. And then you were like, listen, I'm delayed.

And I was like, I should just do this show myself. I think, I think the brand's not going to be bringing any of the heat. You could have truly. Well, that's what's going to happen. You're just going to have to sit here. You're going to recap bachelor. Yeah.

Yeah. And that's fine. Like catch me up. Yeah. Uh huh. Um, saves me two hours of fucking TV this week, you know,

and I'll be here to laugh at your jokes and, um, bring you down a peg when you need to be and to complain about my flying experiences for the wife tears that don't give a fuck. Alright. Yeah, like I just need to sit on some of this. Just applause when, you know.

Okay. Should we start the show? Yeah. Well, I'm gonna let you do it. Oh, great. Thank you so much. I need to give you some job. You do. Go for it. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with... Well, I'm Brandy.

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that, and I saw Miley was there. Yeah, she was inducted into the Disney Legends. Is it a Hall of Fame? I'm not really sure. You get a big award and you get recognized for being a legend at Disney, you know, hence the name. And I'm not gonna lie to you like it was pretty fucking cool. I went into it like not I you know me I don't ask questions. I just show up wear a mask to show up. And so I didn't realize we'd be in a massive arena full of people. It was like the

Grammys. And I didn't really do my research. You know, I knew my sister was going to be recognized and I wanted to be there to support her. So I was there. But boy, boy, was I in for a treat. We got Harrison Ford. We got Jamie Lee Curtis. We got Kelly Ripa. We got Lindsay Lohan introducing Jamie Lee Curtis. We got James Cameron. We had a whole slew of really cool people getting recognized and award and given the Disney Legends thing. And it was just a really cool night to like be part of, you know, these amazing people who have had insane careers be recognized for their life's work was amazing. That's awesome. Love that. Yeah.

Still hot. Of course. Yeah. Come on. He's the reluctant hero in everything he's ever done everyone loves a reluctant hero i saw that james cameron has come out with what the next avatar is going to be it's gonna be called fire at ash yes and then jamie leo curtis and lindsey lohan also announced that they're doing their freaky friday yep i'm not sure if i need that, but. I do. I need it. Oh, okay.

You're in for it. I fucking loved Freaky Friday. What did Harrison Ford announce? Was he like, was he just like, I'm Han Solo? Yeah. Suck a dick. Yeah. Pretty much.

I can see, I can see Harrison Ford saying that actually. Yeah. He's like a dick. He was lovely. He was very, very cute. I bet. Yeah. It was neat. He's the best. And then Miley, He was very, very cute. I bet. Yeah, it was neat.

He's the best. And then Miley, she got up there, she gave a speech of some sort. She did. She gave a little speechy. She is the youngest person to ever be given this title, recognized as a legend. Can she go to Disneyland and Disney World whenever she wants without any, like, what does this get you? Is she like an honorary member of Club 33? Like, tell me all the things that Disney gives gives you when you become this i have no clue and

she got a big old trophy fuck that she got to she got to make put her hands in some in some glue i saw that cement or some shit yep that's great and make a plaque that will hang on the wall with all the other legends where i don't know ask questions i don't ask any questions ever i need you i do need you to text her and be like okay what does this grant you i don't think she knows she needs to know i don't think she knows i don't think it gets you i think listen i think it's just like like a pretty big deal it's like you know like i know it's a huge deal to be a legend i don't think i don't think you're really supposed to like want to get anything out of it. I think it's just like, I am a Disney legend. Yeah. I made you so much money. Mickey mouse, give me a key to Disney

world whenever I want to go. I mean, she, I'm pretty sure she can go to Disney. I want to sleep in the dream suite every single time. Yeah. I'm sure she could do that. I want to go to Club 33 and have the entire thing. I know. Yeah, I'm sure all those things. Lainey Wilson, who, I don't know, you probably didn't watch it. Lainey has a documentary out on Hulu right now about how she got started in the beginning of her career. And she, as a teenager, I guess, was a Hannah Montana impersonator. That's how she made money

performing at kids' birthday parties. That's how she literally got started in music, and I remember seeing that in her documentary. So it was so cool. Lainey performed Best of Both Worlds in honor of Miley and got to introduce her and give her her award, which was, I thought, a very cool full circle moment.

Wow. Miley literally started crying when she started singing it. It was so cute. I think that you and Lainey had the same birthday. Do we really? May 19th. Is that where you are? No,

I'm the 26th. Oh, well, she's been, yeah. Ooh, but is she a Gemini or is she on the cusp there? This is a Taurus,

bro. Ah, Taurus. Okay. I believe 2021 is the cusp. And you know, just impeccable timing because my remix

of Lainey Wilson's song came out this week. I know. Should we play that? I mean, do we do it at the end or do we do it now? Oh yeah, we'll do it at the end.

Yeah, we can do it at the end. We'll go out on it. But a big week for me. I've been working on this remix since February. Is it hard to remix things? Tell me the process. Well, I'll tell you what.

Tell me the process. The actual remixing of it not that hard okay getting it released yeah has taken how many fucking months since february are we i don't know a lot yeah and getting all the people to approve it and say yes to it and checks and balances and x's and o's and yes and no to get it out for the people has been one of the most difficult things i've ever done was it worth it yes no journey. So I'm so excited to have it out. Lainey has been so lovely. She is so supportive. And she literally was like, girl, I've been jamming my own song all week because I love this remix. Like she's so sweet. And it was just like, I didn't even know Lainey was going to be

singing until I was talking to Miley last week about the remix coming out. And we're talking and she's I'm like, yeah, the Lainey's like yeah the laney remix and she was like wait a minute laney wilson and i was like yeah she was like laney wilson that's like singing with me for me this week and i was like i don't know is she singing for you this week and we just had like a whole like aha moment of oh my god what incredible timing sometimes universe just comes together yeah except when you're traveling on southwest except when you're traveling at all these days yeah so anyway disney legend's very cool if you are into that like anyone can buy a ticket and go i mean it's pretty neat yeah oh boy

she's a disney legend that's pretty good. Wow. Yeah, you know, I used to be employed by Disney. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I don't know if I, we'll see if I am again. Yeah, you might, TBD, right? TBD, yeah. I might not be until next summer.

Well. We'll see. Gotta take what you can get, Wells. Speaking of Disney, should we talk about Disney's subsidiary American broadcast company's hit reality TV show, The Bachelorette? Absolutely. All right, here we go. Can't wait to hear you talk for 20 minutes. It opens with a tease, which we love a tease, you know?

Love. Jen, establishing shot in a shitty hotel room. They're back in Seattle. Establishing shot. Jen storming into a shitty hotel room. They're back in Seattle establishing shot. Jen storming into the guys rooms. All the guys are hanging out. Some of them are like doing a crossword puzzle, which was kind of, kind of cute actually.

And I was like, that was smart. When we did the show, I didn't have any crossword puzzle. It makes my time go fly by. And she storms in and everyone's like, Whoa, Hey,

what's going on? Obviously no one's mic'd up. No one knows what's happening. And she goes, is Sam in here? And they were like, uh, no. And she's like, where is he? and everyone's like, whoa, hey, what's going on? Obviously, no one's mic'd up. No one knows what's happening. And she goes, is Sam in here? And they're like, no. And she's like, where is he? And they're like, I think he's in his room.

And then she storms off, and she goes into his room. And then the door closes. Then you're like, what's going to happen with Jen and Sam? We shall see. Boom, back in the USA. All right, cut to real time. That was fast. Real quick, in the USA. All right, cut to real time. That was fast.

Real quick, in and out. So you're saying that we're no longer in Melbourne? We're no longer in Melbourne, and we're no longer in New Zealand. Thank God. Yeah. We are going back to the US of A, and we are going to Seattle. Okay. I mean, I like Seattle as much as the next guy, I guess. And

we need advice from another Bachelorette. Q in the last Bachelorette. Charity is there. All right. So then Jen talks to Charity about the guy she likes. I don't remember who the guy she mentioned because I wasn't paying attention, but she tells her that

you know, whatever. And I'm thinking to myself, all right, we've got a cameo in this episode from a bachelorette. I'm good. All right. I don't need more cameos. You know, the stars, the stars of the show. I don't need other stars. Okay.

That's called foreshadowing, everybody. All right. Marcus gets another one on one. Can't believe. Because Marcus is a sweetie. He's a sweetie. So he's given a letterman's jacket. Mm-hmm.

And then we get 20 minutes of Marcus putting on a fucking letterman's jacket. Just like we need to get the get ready scene, but it's just a jacket. So it's just like him putting it on, and then it's just like, how many different ways can you pop the collar and kind of move around in it? Anyways, way too long of a B-roll sequence of the letterman's jacket but we get it jesse shows up all of a sudden he's wearing a velvet green jacket and gets very very excited about an ariana grande movie this is a cross promotion again with disney and wicked all right it's the weirdest fucking fever dream of a date I've ever seen in my entire life. All right.

When they start this date, all of a sudden, Kelsey, so who got engaged to Joey, Kelsey and Daisy are there and they're like, follow us on the yellow brick road. So I'm like, wow. Okay. So we got Charity, Jesse, Daisy, kelsey surely we can't get any more cameos so weird all these people are just like walking by them watching them like they're on this universal studios ride and they're like all walking around like making decisions like spicy or sweet or whatever and they have to both decide or

whatever and then if they decide spicy then they have to eat the peppers or whatever and all these people are just like watching them like they're fish in a fishbowl it's super weird anyways there is a weird part where marcus says he wants to take things slow in the relationship and jen is aghast at this because she does not want to take things slow. Does he know what show he signed up for? That's what I wrote down. I said, this guy who joined a show to get engaged in seven weeks wants to take things slow. Okay, dude. All right. And then all of a sudden at the end of the yellow brick road, Trista is there. Oh jesus christ i lost count it's too many way too many people they get through the yellow brick road thing that all of a sudden they're going up on

a hot air balloon ride if we can't get this girl into a situation where she's shitting her pants going into heights on a date i don't know what's gonna happen with the production they're like what are some other ways that we could freak this bitch out by setting her up in the air? Jeez. You know? It's every date. It's like, we know she's scared of heights, and it's like, alright, let's do

skydiving. Okay, let's do... Clearly they do it on purpose. Obviously, but it's like at some point, I'd be like, guys, guys. Enough is enough. Enough is enough, alright? I'm not even scared of this anymore you know hot air balloon only goes like 30 feet up in the air so uh it's not that scary so then we go to the dinner and marcus unleashes that he and his sister had a really hard childhood he had to like raise them himself because his parents took him to daycare and they fucking left him at daycare.

Jesus, dear Lord. First you get blown up in the war and we hear about it. Now we find out that you're an orphan who was left at daycare. First he was an orphan left at a daycare, and then he got... I know, I'm saying the timeline of when we learn about your trauma here. You're like a little orphan Annie over here. This is terrifying. So sad. But anyways, you can't send home a guy who's like an orphan,

who got left like Moses, you know, in a little basket in the Nile. That's that date. Yeah, he's going to get to hometowns. We're at hometowns, by the way, which seems way too fast. I feel like in the teaser last week, they kind of showed some hometown shit, and I was like, okay, spoiler.

Did they show that he was there? One of them. I can't remember which one. Yeah. Fast forward to the next date, which is a group date. Now they're going to an iHeart studio. What?

Yeah, I don't know. They're going to some morning show. It's obviously not a real morning show, but they're talking about, you know, it's like a love connection show or something. And then for some reason, Jason Mesnick and Molly Mesnick are there. How many fucking people from Bachelor Nation

can we fit into one episode? Yeah, and why do we need to do this? Yeah, it's so weird. It's like, was there a quota that we had to get like 27 people in one episode from Bachelor Nation? And also, why didn't you guys call me? I would have called up to Seattle, you know? True. And guess who had a radio show on iHeart?

This fucking guy. Jesus cripes. It's like they hate you. I know. Can you believe it? They want me to be the bartender. It's service industry. They start playing like, hey, man, say the first thing that comes to your mind, like word association thing.

And so Sam gets fantasy sweet. We did word association with you. I said fantasy sweet. What did you say? Sex. Okay. Yeah. I'd with you. I said fantasy suite. What did you say? Sex. Okay. Yeah. I'd say I would probably go sexy times.

Get to know each other better, you know? Ew. I don't know. Sex, yeah. No cameras. Deep dicking. Sam comes at us with the word aggressive, which what? What?

Now I'm scared. I've been scared you should be you need to watch this episode because this is where sam on freaking ravels my guy she starts to realize in this moment that sam is kind of full of shit about time she noticed she's like he's just talking in circles like he's not really saying anything of course devin's like i fucking love this he's just like god damn it i want to warm my hands next to the fire of this blazing dumpster fire that is sam she's like i don't know if he's saying anything that's real like he's just kind of saying words it's something and making a lot of sense so what they decide to do is they kick everyone out and sam and jen do a solo interview and it is the most cringe thing in the world where she's just like hey what do you like about me and she's just he's

like you're poised and he's like okay he's like, okay, what do you mean? Just tell me what it is. And he freaks out. And then he's just like, I'm in love with you. She's like, what? Okay, hold on. He says that? Yeah, and she's like, hold on, Sam.

Why are you in love with me? And he's like, I just knew from the beginning that I was going to serve you. And I knew that you're my person. She said, okay, but why? He cannot answer the why of it all. It is bonkers. Interesting. You must watch this episode. I have to. You have to. This is what you've been, this is your Super Bowl. Truly, it's what I've been waiting for. This is what you have been waiting for. Okay. So anyways, it's the most cringey thing in the world and... The most cringey

thing in Bachelor Nation history. The most dramatically cringey thing in history. Unprecedented. Grant tells her he's fallen in love. I love Grant. Which is less creepy than Sam doing it for some reason.

Actually, not for some reason. I mean, it makes total sense. Grant can like formulate ideas and thoughts and then verbalize them in a normal conversational way. And Sam cannot do that. Finally, Jeremy, who I like a lot, by the way, after this next step, after this last episode, Jeremy gets the one-on-one.

He's the last guy to get a one-on-one. So effectively, he's me on this season. Let me just say this. Jeremy does a lot better job than I do. Really? Oh my god. They do the most touristy thing you can do in Seattle and they go to that fucking

market where they throw the fish at you. You know? And we find out some things about Jeremy. And Jeremy is a proud Jewish boy. Cute. And I didn't know that. And he loves his mother like a lot of Jewish boys do.

And he is like, listen, my faith and my family are really, really important to me. And that's when he finds out that she is Buddhist. Oh my God, we can have this beautiful blended family. And he's like all about it. And I'm like, oh my God, I love this couple. Like we need more. I'm all for blended families, I think. Same.

You know, we need diversity up in this bitch. All right? You know, you have a kid. You say, okay, hey, listen. You're going to temple on Saturday, Shabbos. And then you're going to... I don't know where the Buddhists go. Is that a temple too?

I don't know. Ah, fuck. Anyways, and then you say, hey, listen, when you're older, you get to decide what you want to do. Yeah. You're a big boy or a girl. You know? Love it. I love it too.

All right, so we get to the rose ceremony and Jen has to go find Sam before said rose ceremony. This is the super tease that we saw in the beginning of the episode. It's terrible for Sam. It makes no sense about time and here's the thing like i think that sam is very bad at vocalizing his thoughts i think he does the thing that i've seen a lot of people do on this show actually and i've seen it done like in person where they're not super great at really emoting how they feel or explaining their emotions or their thoughts. So they learn a bunch of kind of like buzzwordy things to say,

you know, like a bunch of motivational speakery things to say. And then when you say them, you're like, wow, that sounds really good. You know, like, you know, that's a good thought or whatever, but really they're just like regurgitating things that other people have said, and they don't really have any actual feelings. Do you have a dog next to you right now? Yeah, a little dog. Okay, there's a little dog. I was like, what is she petting over there?

A little dog. Is she giving an H-J to some dude over there? I don't know. Is it Sam maybe? Yeah, I would do that on the podcast. Hey, you know, tough. I'm a little classier than that come on now yeah so anyways i've realized that i don't think that he just has a lot to say and then he's

just like kind of been regurgitating the things that he's like read in self-help books and like that's why i think he keeps on saying like the main things the main thing like these things he's just like he's just saying them over and over and over again. So she kicks him out without even walking him out. Like there is no walkout. It's just, I'm fucking over you, bro. Like I don't understand what's going on. So Sam's leaving? Sam is gone.

Thank the Lord. And the last thing he says is, yeah, the energy she brought was really dull. It makes no sense. None. None at all. Good riddance, bubs. Yeah.

So Sam is gone from our hearts and our minds. I am so glad he didn't make hometowns. I know. I kind of wanted him to get to fantasy suites, dude. But once he said aggressive, it was like, what are you going to do? Are you going to tie her up or something? Yeah. What's going on over here, dude. But once he said aggressive, it was like, what are you going to do? Are you going to tie her up or something? Yeah. Pass. What's going on over here, dude?

So anyways, Jonathan and Devin get the roses along with Jeremy and Marcus. So that means... Say that again. Jonathan and Devin get the roses along. Jonathan. Jonathan, who's like the guy who's wrapped up in the mummy costume in the beginning. He played lacrosse

with her. Why is this not ringing a bell? Do you remember the guy that showed up with face bandages on? Yeah, but I don't remember his face, clearly. Okay, well, it's Jonathan and Devin and Jeremy and Marcus. What about Grant? I'm very sorry to tell you this, but Spencer

and Grant are going home. Are you fucking serious? Oh, no. But, you know, this is great news for you, Brandy, because that means that he's available. She sent Grant home? Yeah, she did. Even though he told her that he's falling in love with her. Is he crushed?

Not doing great. And then Spencer does a weird thing where he calls his mom. I mean, mommy's boy, you know, red, black. He's like, mom. She's like, what does this mean? This is a good thing. He's like, no, it's not a bad thing. She doesn't help me.

I can't believe Grant got sent home. I know. It's tough. I'm trying to think of who the bachelor is here. And I'm not sure if I see like a whole lot of like really good candidates for it, except for Grant. I'm in for that. Yeah. Would you go on the show if it was him no come on no why not i'm too old nah dude nope come in there with some

fucking bad bitch energy dude nah be like i can handle that hog you got they can't afford me what is love worth to you brandy i? Also, I don't want to be the one handling. I want someone to handle me. You know what I'm saying? I get it. That's the end of the episode. Wow. Yeah, so. You really got me there. I really didn't think Grant was going home. I know. I know. Tragedy. They do that to us, too, because

they're, for some reason, they, like, show us the scene of, like, Grant telling her he's falling in love. Like, oh my goodness. Yeah. Who do you think's gonna win? I think Devin's a frontrunner right now right now i agree i think it was all a lot of misdirection yeah i always liked devon i did too but they kind of made him deceit no you did not i didn't i didn't you're right i didn't until recently but then i liked him i mean i loved him for what he was doing but i thought he was a little bit like a crazy guy and i think that that's how they edited it a little bit

to like throw us off the scent. We all knew that he had BDE, but we didn't know that like he was suave. We thought he was a little goofy. And I think that they edited it that way. I don't know. Interesting. Yeah.

Let me guess some favorite things, bro. Bro, you know I don't. Okay. Well, I got some things. I do. I did. I fell right asleep, you know, but there is supposedly a really lovely documentary on Netflix about like something about like inside a dog's mind or something.

You know what I'm talking about? No, not at all. Can you look that up? I don't know what to look up. Netflix dog documentary. I don't know. Inside the mind of a dog. That's it.

Dogs are known as man's best friend. So it goes without saying that the animals form tight bonds with their caregivers. That's it. world, including Syria, Japan, and Costa Rica, that prove the unconditional love one feels for their dog is a universal truth. I don't need no documentary to tell me that dogs are fucking rad. I know, but why not get to watch a whole documentary about how rad dogs are, you know? My sister said she watched it and that she loved it, and that I have to watch it. Oh, okay. I like that.

I think I saw the best movie of the year recently. Wow. That's a big statement. I know. What is it? Civil War. Have you seen it? New Captain America? No. Oh, what is it?

It is an absolutely amazing film that is terrifying. Where did you watch this film? It's in theaters, but you can rent it on Apple and Prime. It's still a rent thing. I see. A journey across a dystopian future America, following a team of military-embedded journalists as they race against time to reach D.C. before rebel factions descend upon the White House.

Civil War. It stars Kirsten Dunst, Wagner Mora, who's been in a bunch of stuff. Nick Offerman plays the president. Kirsten Dunst's husband is in it for a little bit. Yeah, he's in it for a little bit. Effectively, the United States

has gone into Civil War. It's like the California and Florida have kind of like allian which is what probably never happened. But effectively that we're in a civil war. The president is fucking crazy and is like saying that like they're winning the civil war, but they're not, you know, and it's these print journalists, Joel and Lee, Kirsten Dunst and Wagner, who are basically going from like one war-torn city to another, like documenting the whole thing. And their whole thing is they're trying to get down DC because they're pretty sure

that the rebel faction is about to come in and just kill the president. And they want to get an interview with the president right beforehand. Kirsten Dunst plays the photographer and Wagner is the writer in this. And so it's really through the perspective of Kirsten Dunst and she's just like this amazing photographer. So it's really, really like the cinematography is insane because it's seeing it through the eyes of a photographer. And she meets this girl named jesse who is like obsessed with her work and like kind of tags along who's also a photographer and it's them kind of documenting just the horrors of war and like what we americans are doing to other americans and stuff and it's just really terrifying but it is so beautifully shot and the ending is so amazing like seriously one of the

best movies i've seen in a very very long time wow okay i highly record like go print it now amazing you you will love it the end scene is so fucking good wow okay oh it's beautiful and so scary there's also part of me it's like yeah this is gonna happen to us like i know yeah you know thinking that it's straight up is like what happens if like everyone's like elections rigged we gotta revolt they're like jesus christ go watch this movie real quick so you know anyway civil war very good so you know how much we both loved presumed innocent yeah got in my tiktok algorithm and someone was like if you like presumed innocent you need to Very good. So you know how much we both loved Presumed Innocent? Yeah.

Got in my TikTok algorithm and someone was like, if you like Presumed Innocent, you need to watch this shit. So then I started watching a limited series called The Night Of. Have you seen that? Yes. It's so old. I know. You never watched that? I don't think so.

What? I have now. It's amazing. So good. Oh, my God. i can't believe you never saw this here on 2016 yeah it's old after a night of partying with the woman he picked up a man wakes up to find her stabbed to death and is charged with with her murder the night of it's on hbo if you haven't seen this and you like the murder mystery with the side of lawyer stuff. Is that how you say that? Legal drama.

Legal drama, yes. This is a must see. John Turturro is so good in it. John Turturro is like his lawyer. And the guy is Riz Ahmed. Is that his name? I don't know. He is so good in it. He is. And the guy is Riz Ahmed. Is that his name? I don't know.

He is so good in it. He is. He plays Nazir. I think he's a rapper too. Really? Yeah. Crazy. He's in Nightcrawler with Jake Gyllenhaal.

He's in Rogue One. I know I'm fucking eight years late to this one. So late. But it doesn't matter, you know, because this isn't about what our favorite thing was eight years ago. It's what it is right now. And you know what? I'm late.

It's okay. Okay, so I love that. Very good. Oh, I started watching this documentary on Hulu called Mastermind to Think Like a Killer. It follows a specialist in the FBI's behavioral science unit who transformed how authorities look into serial murders. Mastermind. So it's all about this little old lady named Ann Burgess who like wrote a bunch of books about like the victim the victimization victimhood of rape victims right like because like back in the 60s and stuff like in 70s people were like she wanted it and they're like no she's got fucking a rape what's wrong with you and it's like she was wearing a short skirt

she wanted it you know it's like jesus christ so like the fbi and like the police and so like didn't take it seriously and this woman were like roll these books being like this is fucked up or whatever so they brought her in to like kind of help with that and she started talking to all these crazy psychopaths and these murderers and stuff and it's all about like this little old lady kind of being a boss bitch and dealing with all these murderers and and uh serial killers and stuff anyways uh amber just bad bad bitch it's kind of tight yeah i like that one oh umbrella academy's back you never really got an umbrella academy did you never saw the first season oh well we're on the fourth season now oh never saw the first season still the fourth season's great i've only watched the first episode or so but what i love about this season is one they've brought in again

nick offerman and megan mulally so they're in it and what's great about this is the umbrella academy you need to watch the first three seasons. It's so good. Do it. But they're kind of like, yeah, that's fantastic. It's such a good show. What's it about again? They're basically superheroes. It's like all these young kids all have these superpowers.

They were all brought together by this kind of like rich, famous, crazy scientist. So like X-Men? Exactly. Exactly. But they're very damaged and they've got issues and stuff. So like X-Men? Exactly. Exactly. But they're very damaged and they've got issues and stuff. And also like. So like X-Men? Yes, exactly.

Professor Xavier in this is a fucked up motherfucker. And they're all like really messed up. Okay. And basically they have to like stop the end of the world by using their powers. And they kind of do and they kind of don't. And they flip us into like different realities and different timelines and this this most recent season season four is a bunch of people being like i think we're in the wrong timeline because of they don't say mandela

effects because it's like a different timeline but they're talking about mandela effects and it's like them going in to investigate these different movies that like we remember them we remember sinbad is playing a genie and like it's they're doing the whole thing of like it's so good because it's like this is what's happening in our world right now interesting but umbrella academy, go watch it. Also, I am obsessed with Robert Sheehan. I think he's like one of the best actors in the world. I'm sure he gets a lot of work, but like I just don't understand why he's just not the next Batman or something.

He's so good. I mean, he'd be a terrible Batman, but he's hilarious. Oh, I watched a pretty crazy movie today called Monolith. It's on Prime. i feel like i've seen that i don't know if you have what's it about a headstrong journalist whose investigative podcast uncovers a strange artifact an alien conspiracy and the lies at the heart of her own story monolith so it's really just one person in this movie. It's Lily Sullivan who's doing it, but she doesn't even have a name. She's just the interviewer. She's a journalist who has been

discredited as of late because she wrote a story that she was sued for, for libel or slander or whatever. And so she's like trying to get back on her feet. So she starts up this podcast and someone sends her this email being like, have you into this it's the stories of these people all over the world who get sent this black brick and the black brick starts fucking with their minds they start to see things and and changes their personality and you're like not what's not really sure what's going on and they like do x-ray scans of these black bricks and inside them there's like these hieroglyphs and all this crazy stuff and she's like trying to get to the bottom of it and all all the while the

podcast is like popping off and stuff and then all of a sudden the story goes from her investigating it to becoming about her and like gets even creepier and the ending is great because you're like i don't know what happened and you know i have to decide for myself which is always fun that's fun so yeah it's a little creepy it's fun uh with like the aliens and the that kind of stuff and yeah go check it out my only issue is it's just her really and it's like her making a podcast i think that for me i was like as someone who makes a podcast, I was like, you would,

you'd press the baseball right there to stop what's going, you know, I'm like critiquing, like, eh, you cross fading that really, you know, too much.

I know too much. Yeah. Like the way she's like recording calls. She's like got her zoom recorder. And I'm like, why would you do that? Dude? Why wouldn't you,

you know, get a USB-C to, you know, quarter inch and put it strictly in there and get the best sound quality you can? Oh, because you're not a real fucking podcaster like I am. That was the best. fucking did the the rim shot like a real podcast like i yeah that's sad because i'm not do you remember andrew keegan the name yes he was like a heart throb in like 90s movies.

He's the bad guy in 10 Things I Hate About You. He's like the rich like model guy. Yeah. Do you know what happened to him? Like he kind of just stopped working. It's like, what happened to this guy? The rumors are that Andrew Keegan is starting a cult. Oh, God.

He admits he spent tens of thousands of dollars on a spiritual groove. I can totally see it, actually. Nothing about that guy ever screamed to me, not going to start a cult. Mm-hmm. You know? Yeah.

Like, who's the 30 Seconds to Mars guy? Jared Leto. Yeah. Nothing about that guy screams, I won't ever start a cult. No, of course you're going to start a cult. Definitely. Look at you. If you're not a cult

creator, who is? Don't know. Andrew Keegan. That guy. You know, I should have known in 10 Things I Hate About You. You know what's really funny, though, is that our good buddy Jason Tardik looks exactly like Andrew Keegan.

They do look similar. I used to say that a lot. I was like, this is the bad guy from 10 Things I Hate About You. And now he's got this really successful podcast and he's being a TikToker and I'm happy for him. But you know what? I also say this.

He looks like a guy that would start a cult. But like a financial cult or something. For sure. For sure. Do I look like a person that would start a cult? No. I don't think so either. That saddens me.

I would love to start a cult. Really? Love it. You should start a church because then you don't have to pay taxes. But that's a cult. Yeah. Yeah, I know. We're going to get canceled for that one.

Well, what should my cult be about, you think? Hmm. I'm not sure. Giving you lots of money? No. No? No, I don't need that. Should it have something to do with golf?

That's a good call. Right? Yeah. Yeah. No, I think like, who would we worship? Harrison Ford? I'm in. Could Han Solo be our false idol?

Maybe. I could follow him to the ends of the earth. Definitely. The reluctant hero? I'm in. What do we call it? I don't know. I'm not good at names.

I'm not either. Star Love. Instead of Star Wars, Star Love? That's creepy. I know. You have to be creepy. True. You know what's so funny, though, is that if you had a cult that was worshiping Harrison Ford, and Harrison Ford didn't know it.

You know? He would be totally oblivious to it. That's even better. It is. Let me tell you a story about my shithead nephew, okay? Okay. Who is the cutest little guy in the world, okay? How old? Two and change, you know?

So we went to our good friend Alex's birthday the other day. We went and played Can Jam. By the way, have you ever played Can Jam before? Don't know what that is. Very fun Frisbee game that everyone should go play. Okay. Highly recommend Can Jam. Very fun, very easy, very competitive.

Anyone can play. It's kind of like cornhole, but with a Frisbee, effectively. Okay. So we're there for her birthday, and there's 70 people there. She has so many more friends than I do. And that gives me anxiety just in general. So I'm there with my brother and my nephew and we plop down. My nephew is very gregarious and he wants to talk to everybody.

And he's like walking around. He's like eating everyone's chips and stuff. And then he starts doing a thing that terrified me. Okay. And I wasn't ready for this. I almost murdered a baby in front of everyone because I was like, you can't do this to me, my guy. He goes, Bub. That's my nickname.

My name is Bub. Uncle Bub. Bub, who dat? And so a person who's on the picnic blanket next to ours is right there. And he points to her, and she sees this happen, and asking me who that is. Now, of course, I just met this person, okay?

Not but three minutes ago, but I don't remember that fucking name, you know? Right, right, of course. But somehow, through the glory of Harrison Ford, I pull out of my fucking asshole, that's Zoe. And I go, right? And she goes, yeah. Yes!

Okay. I don't know how I got through that. How did you? I do not know. You gave me a hundred more chances I would have fucked it up. Yeah. And then he goes to her husband of whom i've been talking to this entire time okay who's that i don't know zoe little help here that's liam

then he picks up his little fucking pudgy little finger and he goes to the next person i go slap that hand down i said no more of this shit kid i can't do this the anxiety level is way too high i don't know anyone's name here i don't even know my name okay i live my life not knowing anyone's name same my entire life is hey bud what's going on my guy my guy i've i've never learned a single person's name my entire life. All of my best friends, I'm in a wedding right now. This is a terrible thing to say. I'm in a wedding coming up next week or in a couple of weeks. I'm in the wedding.

This is a kid who I went to high school with, middle school with. I've known since he was a five-year-old boy. He's got a child. I have no idea what that child's name is. In fact, I don't know any of my friends, any of their kids' names. I don't know what gender they are. I don't know what names they, I don't know how old they are. The fact that I know my nieces and nephews' names is magical.

True. So anyways, that kid, my nephew, is a real piece of shit. Too good. you is a real piece of shit. I don't know if this is real. I hope it's not. Do you follow influencers in the wild on Instagram? I do not. Oh, well, they're great. Are they? It's pretty funny to make fun of people who are influencers in the wild. I got to say. I guess so. I mean, I like that. Anyways, they posted this news article and it's a girl that's like, it looks like she's putting like brown makeup on her face, right? Okay. Yeah.

And it says doctors warn against of influencers dangerous trend of using fecal matter as facial treatment. I'm sorry, what? Oh. No. Oh. That's not real. what the fuck is happening here that's not real brazilian model deborah something has been under fire for putting her own feces on

her face quote it's the craziest thing i've done in my life, said this dumb bitch. She told Jam Press she was also known for using her own period blood as a face mask after reading that online could prevent aging. Anyways, this girl's putting shit on her face.

What would you do for beauty? Not that. I do a lot, but not that. I would do anything for love, but I won't put shit on my face. That's what Meatloaf should have sang the song about. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no.

All right. That's all I got for you. That was a Wells episode. Loved it. And now we're going to end with a Brandy song. We are. So if I go to Spotify. Like go to Spotify.

Yeah. Okay, hold on. And type in wildflowers. But I can't type in Brandy. Oh, you can. So type in Brandy Cyrus. And the tricky thing is I have a personal profile

and a music or like an artist profile. Why? Because you have to have a personal profile and a music or like an artist profile why because you have to have an you have to have a personal profile to have the artist profile it's like facebook like you've done the personal profile i have like the business profile okay i'm going to blue check mark here it is no not the i don't think it's the blue check mark yeah okay okay okay i'm wearing cowboy hat in the photo yeah no yeah okay you've got 45.9 thousand monthly listeners. That's pretty good.

Oh, that's a lot for just a few days. I feel like good. This one's already... We already got 60,000 listens on this bitch. Can you follow my artist page? Yeah. Thank you. You follow mine?

You don't have an artist page. I have one that's a blue check mark. That's not the same thing. Follow it. Can I? Yeah. Of course. Can I? Yeah, of course. Let's see. I'm already following you.

Good, good, good, good, good. I think I'm following you on your other one. So type in Brandy Cyrus and then everyone go listen to Wildflowers and Wild Horses in parentheses remix. Yeah. I'm just going to play it because you can't sue me. Put it on loop. I guess Lainey could. Yeah, I don't think she play it because you can't sue me. Please do. Put it on loop.

I guess Lainey could. Yeah, I don't think she will. So how does one do this? You took this song and then you put some drum beats behind it or what happens here? I sped it up a little bit. Put some beats behind it. So this doot, doot, doot. That wasn't there beforehand.

Correct. Okay. Correct. But some of the elements like that guitar are in the original track. It was really important to me to keep some of the original elements, and especially the country-western meaning elements in the song. Yeah. To kind of give it, like, even though it's a dance track, I still wanted it to sound country, you know? Of course.

And do you play this a lot at your shows? Every time. Really? Yeah. People are into it? People are into into it especially when i do these country shows they really lose their minds i mean laney is like fucking killing it right now she's dare i say she's might be the new queen of country wow stepping up that stuff stepping on up you know so um i've been following her for like a year now. I watched her at the NFR last year. She sang this song. And before she performed, she got on a horse and did a nice lope around the arena. A lope or two.

Did a lap or two. A lope? And she just, I was like, that's a horse girl. I was like, that girl can ride. She looks at home on a horse. I like that. Yeah. She gets off the horse, puts on a guitar, and gets up and sings a song. And I was like, you know what?

I've been thinking about putting out some original remixes and I was like, I think this should be the first one. Love it. That was in December. Had the song done by February and I've been working on getting it out for the people ever since. And here it is. Are you working on anything else? I sure am. Can you tell us what it is? Got some irons in the fire. Um, I have a remix of a Kelsey Ballerini song I've been playing out a little bit. Love it. It's my irons in the fire um i have a remix of a kelsey ballerini song i've been playing out a little bit love it it's called penthouse the song um i put it on tiktok and had some fans tag kelsey kelsey saw it but if you guys want to continue to tag kelsey and say like we want brandy's remix to come out that would be great yeah um because i really i think it's sick and i love that song and i would love to put that out.

But I got a couple other ones I can't talk about. Got it, got it, got it. Well, very cool. Congratulations. Very impressive. Thanks, Wowsie. Speaking of Nashville and country music, do we have the link to buy tickets to this show yet? I am told the link will be live on Thursday.

Okay. So tomorrow. Yeah. Essentially. All right, then go check out our Instagram for the link will be live on Thursday. Okay. So tomorrow. Yeah. Essentially. All right. Then go check out our Instagram for the link. How about that? Yeah, tomorrow.

And then we'll definitely talk about it next week. And there's not going to be many tickets available, you guys. This is a very small. Like how many? I think they're releasing 50. That's it? Seated tickets. And then if that sells out, I think they'll open up some standing room tickets.

But this is you know hot commodity limited exclusive well I'll tell you what if we have a hard time selling this out then we need to rethink we really need to do this you know

alright what do you got coming up I will be in Denver this weekend very excited I haven't been back to Denver in a while. I love that you're repeating this song for me. Thank you for the extra stream. Yep. Playing at Temple Nightclub on Friday night, which is a pretty sick dance club.

So if you live in Denver, come out. Saturday, I'm performing at a charity event. I think you can buy tickets to it too, to be honest. Nice. I'll put all the links up. What about you? Tomorrow, I start filming a pilot for a new show. Ooh. But I can't talk

about it. Obviously. But I'm gonna go to work. Yeah. Which is nice. I love that for you. I love that for me too. So I'm gonna be like kind of bebopping around. I gotta film here, then I gotta film in Texas, then I gotta go to New York for a little bit. Okay. Busy, busy boy. I'm gonna be fucking net jetting out all around.

Can't wait to hear you complain about all the flight delays. I don't give a shit, you know? Fucking, you've got to roll with life, man. No. And you've got to also have a good lounge to go to. No. Get yourself a... The lounges are dumb.

They are way overcrowded these days. Overcrowded. The food is shitty. It's not all it's cracked up to be. I know, but at least it's comfortable to sit. It's fine. It's not like anything great. Don't shit on my parade, okay? Wife Tears, we love you. Love you all. Watch some TV this week, okay?

Will you? Yeah. No, you won't. Bye! Bye! Cheers, we love you. Love you all. Watch some TV this week, okay? Will you? Yeah. No, you won't. That's a lie. All right. Bye! Bye! Bye! in my veins that redhead that falls like rain

so I'm taking care of either way make something out of how I'm made until I get you right on for each train I've lost generations of place in a trail through far foreign valleys and overgrown days

you know who would love this? our father and leader, Father Harrison Forrest. I'm down with the Harrison cult. Truly. Come in, sign me up, take my money. So dumb. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.