Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - DJ BC and DJ Spacebar: Live from LA

Episode Date: August 16, 2023

Through the ring light and live from Los Angeles, California, your hosts are together in person for a jam-packed ep. Wells fell in love with the Fijians but not with their food, and Brandi breaks down the mechanics of DJing (she is actually doing something up there, people). Wells shares that he gets f*cked up drunk about once a week and Brandi asks him if he is okay. He is, clearly, because he then goes on to explain the health benefits of his intermittent fasting routine. He is also loving Love Island USA but thinks girls with laminated brows look like they have jizz on their faces. (This is not a family show). Your hosts discuss the Lizzo allegations, how Margot Robbie is certainly not mid, Punk’d would absolutely not work today, and why the streets of New York are steaming. Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Integra — Check them out at integra-products.com or @integraherbal on Instagram. Use code YFT at checkout for 15% off your next online purchase at www.integraboost.com  Skims — The Cotton collection and more are available now at SKIMS.com. Plus, get free shipping on orders over $75! If you haven't yet, be sure to let them know we sent you! After you place your order, select "podcast" in the survey and select our show in the dropdown menu that follows BetterHelp — Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/favoritething and get on your way to being your best self  Manscaped — Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code YFT at Manscaped.com 

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In-person it. In person episode. In the flesh. These don't happen that often. No. You know what's funny is that I have to, I gave you my ring lights and I have a smaller ring lights and now I'm looking at you through. Through the ring lights. Is that weird? Should I move it? I mean, it's better than looking through

a computer. That looks like I'm telling a scary story. Oh, well. Yeah, it could be. Who knows? What if you... That's a computer that looks like i'm telling a scary story oh well yeah it could be who knows what if you that's okay no put it on the other side of the laptop there there's a lot of things going on i know you've a lot going on i need every time you come over here i'm like i want to redo my studio but like you're not in town enough for me to really justify it i know i mean i'm here once a month usually. I do feel like it's been a hot second.

Is that better? For the most part. I mean, yeah. Okay. I can't see, so you know, you got to tell me. What do you mean you can't see me? Like I can't see what you look like, so you got to make the call. I look handsome.

I'm wearing a cool knit. It's 100 degrees outside. I know. Brandy just texted me and said, I'm here. And I walk outside to go open the gate. And she's like, why are you wearing a long sleeve shirt?

It's a million degrees outside. It is so hot here. But anyways, I'm back from Fiji. Fiji. It was wonderful. You look pretty tan. Eh,

I kind of, I gotta be honest with you. I'm like, Are you about to hate on Fiji? No. Uh-oh. No, no, no. Can I just say, Fiji,

the people in Fiji are the Fijians. I was gonna say, what do you call those? The Fijians. Fijians. Fijians. They are the most wonderful people I've ever met in my entire life. They are so sweet.

They are so kind. Okay, gotta go. Gotta go. Bula, Vanaka. Bula means hello, and Vanaka means thank you. Oh, I see. You know, when you go to a different country, those are really the only words you need to learn. Yeah.

Hello and thank you. Yes and no. I feel like are good ones. Yeah. But they also speak English. Oh, that's nice. Obviously, Fiji is beautiful. And you know what?

If you live on the West Coast, don't hate the flight. I know. It's not bad, right? No, it's like... Not the same as Hawaii almost? No the flight. I know. It's not bad, right? No, it's like. Not the same as Hawaii almost? No, because Hawaii is five. It's a 10 hour flight. It's 10?

Yeah. Oh, shit. But so is going to like Barcelona. Well, not from where I live, but yeah. Yeah. Fair. But here's the one thing I'm going to give the Fijians some crap on. Oh, okay.

Let's roast them. They cannot cook. No. The food in Fiji is just crap on. Oh, okay. Let's roast them. They cannot cook. No. The food in Fiji is just not it. Damn. And it might be like a restriction of you're on an island. Yeah, it's hard to get a bunch of stuff. And it's weird because if they cooked like traditionally Fijian food,

I wouldn't know it was bad. Every place we went to had tacos. And I'm like like this is so crazy you're nowhere near mexico you're quite literally on the other everyone serves tacos all over the world i guess everyone cheeseburgers they can't figure it out and also like their ketchup isn't tastes like ketchup i mean cheeseburgers let's let's just shoot it straight here like do they even have cows on the island? I would think no.

I don't think it was the meat that was a problem. Oh, really? Everything's like under-seasoned, you know? And I don't know, maybe this is just like me as the American. What about the seafood? You're on the ocean? Yeah. It's fine.

Yeah. That was my only complaint was... Yeah, well, you know, you can't have it all. You can't. Truly. You really can't no but i loved fiji it was fun to go to love island by the way content you guys took love the show right now oh i know you do i'm in i'm dick deep oh my god what are you doing here

i'm gonna work my ass off you have been playing every weekend. Have you seen that TikTok where it's like, what do DJs really do? What the fuck do DJs actually do? Because I don't think they're remixing the song on the spot. I think they make it ahead of time. So what dials are they pressing? What are the buttons doing? Is it a volume dial? Is it even connected to anything?

It's too good. It's so funny. And you know what? I have that question too yeah because i have seen videos of people djing uh-huh where they're turning knobs yeah and nothing's happening like nothing's plugged in oh god you know yeah so what are you guys doing well okay so here's the here's the tea teach me the tea and i'm not gonna like generalize too much i'm sure there's exceptions to this rule but most of the big name

djs right most of those are producers as well like most of those guys produce i say guys because it's mostly guys like i don't know a big female dj that's also a producer that's like a big name you would know those guys produce so i'm pretty certain those guys produce their set and it's pre-recorded for the most part and they don't have to do a whole lot. So like when you go see Diplo or the Chainsmokers, I don't think they're doing much on those decks, which is fine because they're clearly talented and you don't question their talent, right? You don't question that they can do it because they're producers. For me, I don't produce yet. Maybe I'll start. I don't know. I don't feel like I have the time for it right now.

And it's not something I already know how to do. So it would take a lot of work. I don't produce. So to me, I want the credibility of someone being able to say like, shit, Brandy actually was up there mixing. Like this is not prerecorded. So I don't prerecord anything. So I'm up there doing a lot. I am, you know, I'm playing one song. I'm queuing the next, which is what the headphones are for it. So you can hear the next track before it goes live. I'm beat matching it to the track that's already playing and key matching it. Sometimes both, sometimes one or the other. And then all the other knobs are to help you mix the tracks together. So the easiest way to do that is just drop the bass on one or both tracks. That really helps you mix together. You can also drop the

mids. I don't ever touch the highs. There's also like six filter knobs that do different sound effects that again, help you mix or change the cadence of a track. Like if you want to like amp something up and get ready for like a big drop or like a cryo blast or something, I like to use like the crush effect or, um, or the space effect to kind of like give you the, the illusion that something's building if it's not. So there's definitely things you can do with it. And some people have even more than just decks. They have little like trigger sense, you know, where you can program the buttons to be different noises and sounds and whatever, like Fred again, he has like a bunch of them. I mean, he, he produces live. He's incredible.

If you guys don't know who Fred again is go Google. I think I talked about him last week, but Google search his Lollapalooza set. Holy shit. That guy is so talented. It's basically like he's bringing a music studio to the stage for you. Like it's absolutely incredible. So there is a lot that you can do, but there's also a lot of people that stand up there and hit play and just entertain because that's also part of the job. Yeah. I feel like a lot of it's like you're like hyping a crowd up oh yeah so okay so when you you beat mix you've got a song that's playing whatever then you got another song that's like so that so you're like slowing it down so it gets exactly the exact thing that's called beat matching that sounds like something a pro like a program could do totally and there's a sync button on the deck oh there is yeah the new decks like they're

everywhere there's a button that says sync and if you have that engaged it does it for you i don't use it i don't ever touch the sync button because i i feel like it's very limiting like if you're a beginner dj i my biggest piece of advice i tell everybody is don't start with the sync button because it will be so hard for you to get off of the sync button and like really learn how to do it correctly. And when you use sync, it's just limiting. Like all you can do is, is beat match and key matching is actually a lot harder to an extent, but I think it makes for a lot better mixes. And that's where like, as long as the keys match, you can go from a hundred BPM to 120. If you have an ear to do it correctly and drop the track incorrectly without

the beats having to match, but it's just harder to do. So you'll be like, okay, so this song's in the key of A and this other song's in the key of G, but I'm going to change that key to A so it matches up. No, it's knowing that A and G would match correctly versus trying to mix a B key song with a G key song would not. Does that make sense? Or a major and a minor or something? Yeah, those are tough too. I mean, you can drop the bass out and some of the mid and sometimes make it work,

but I find it hard to mix like a minor and a major key unless they're both in A or both in the same key. Then it's a little easier, but it's still tricky. Interesting. Okay, well, then I take it back. I think you're doing something. I'm doing a lot. Yeah. I'm also jumping around the entire set because I always felt like this when I was in a band. It's like when you're on stage, the crowd just mirrors your energy. So

if you stand there and have zero energy, the crowd's just going to stand there and stare back you. The minute I start jumping around, everybody else starts jumping around. You know what I mean? And then if I'm tired and like stand still for a couple songs i see the crowd's energy just kind of drained so i try to keep my where i what i'm doing like as high energy as possible so i jump around a ton i assume you can go online and download a popular set yeah and then buy the thing that looks like it and then you just press space bar and then you just fucking do it. I kind of want to do that. You could also just pay a professional to make you a set, put it on a USB stick and hit play. There's so many ways to cheat that.

Anyone can do it. There's also programs. I have some friends that DJ in Nashville, just at hotels and stuff. So it's fine. But there's programs where you can connect it to Spotify or Apple Music and just pull from Spotify and it'll automatically like it'll like if you're playing, let's say that you're playing Party in the USA. And then on the other deck, it will give you a list of songs that match it.

That would be good to mix into it. And you just pick it and it mixes it in for you. Like it's so it's anybody can do it. Yeah. Yeah. I take pride in actually being able to mix well i'm proud of you for that thanks and i think you should but i always i told you i've told you before i wanted to i wanted to make a become a dj and and be called dj space bar i mean and then

so i wasn't fooling anybody right for those you don't know space bar is also couples as uh a shortcut to play right yeah that's pretty cool yeah all right well uh should we yeah we should start the show oh yeah yeah you're in my house okay so please oh i get the honor start it up right bros and hoes you're listening to your favorite thing podcast live from los angeles with wells and brandy dj space bar and what is your dj name uh brandy cyrus hey yeah yeah all right quick psa for those of you out there who rent if you haven't heard of built you're about to thank me earning points on rent is now a reality when you pay your rent through built you don't even have to check with your landlord to start earning points that you can use towards flights, hotel stays, fitness classes, and even your next rent

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I would say the majority of the crowd was YFTers. It was pretty incredible. Wow, look at me helping your career. Yeah. A lot of them actually said that I was the highlight of the show, which was really nice. Well, I wasn't there. No, not that show.

Like our show. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, yeah. I was like, oh, I should bring Wells next time. And a couple of the girls were like, we like you the best. I was like, that's rare. That's a rare occurrence. I don't think it is actually.

I mean, like we know that after we did the demographic rundown on the Instagram, where it's like 14% alien, 1% guys, like it makes sense for, you know, women standing up for women. That's true.

Yeah. You know? Yeah. There were a lot of girls in the audience, all listeners. And a couple of them were like, we were just waiting for you to drop a bros and hoes from stage and i was like i don't know about that you should do bros and hoes i think next time i play dallas you should come and you should get up and drop the

bros and hoes i'll go mc dallas i mean we i think we have a pretty big following in dallas yeah i'm sure yeah it was dallas was lit texas is great it's hot as fuck But yeah Bros and hoes I could do a bros and hoes Yeah And I could like Get a towel I feel like you need a towel Definitely a towel And like whip that around

Yeah maybe they give you a Like a Like a confetti gun Or something you know I kind of want to Do like mushrooms Or something and do it Yeah

You know Yeah That's scary though But I feel like that would be so fun It could It could go either way. I feel all the energy. But then it also might be terrifying.

Could be. And then I'd be like, go hide. You're just like under the booth. Is everyone just on drugs at these shows? This one I would say no. This one was at like a really cool bar in Dallas. Okay. But when you do like festivals.

Festivals. I have a feeling there's some drugs going on. Because if you're on Molly, you're just sweating, right? Like people that are just sweating and wearing sunglasses inside on a dark night and you're like, what's happening? Yeah. Vegas for sure. Have you taken Molly before? Never. Really?

I have. How is it? It's very fun. Is it? I mean, yeah, you feel great. Okay. Like similar to like Adderall or like totally different? No, it's similar to like a psychedelic, I feel like. Oh. I did it a couple times and nothing happened. And I remember being like, I don't know if this drug works on me.

Maybe I was too drunk or something. Oh. I've done it one time where it worked and I was like, whoa, what is this? This is neat. This is different. If I'm going to do any drugs. What are you doing? Mushrooms.

Oh, is that a drug? I don't know if we've ever even talked about it, but I really don't care. I don't think it's a drug. I mean, it is a drug. Is it? Yeah. A mushroom is not from the earth? It is, but.

Yeah. Well, anyways, it is a drug. I think it's like a class nine or whatever drug. Got it. But definitely is it hallucinogen for sure like i don't do weed i mean i drink sometimes but i don't get i don't get like maybe like once a week i get fucked up drunk once a week maybe that's a lot is it yeah are you okay i would say like once a week i'm like i have a bad hangover but most of the time

most of the time now i drink too, because my favorite thing is food. And I love to cook. Like the wine pairs with the food. Yeah. Yeah. It's just an accoutrement. It's, it is, is there anything better?

Tacos with a Corona? Like there's things that just go well. Like you're right. A Cabernet with like a ribeye. You're right. Fucking A dude. Yeah. White wine with salmon or something.

Dude, things just, it's just so fucking, oh, I love to cook. I've been doing this intermittent fasting thing. Oh. Haven't we talked about it? A little bit. I feel like you've kind of on and off been doing it for a while. I mean, yeah. You've done it before.

I'm pretty much like, I just intermittent fast every day, but that's like 16 or 18 hours off. And then I have a window where I can eat that's like 16 or 18 hours off. And then I have a window where I can eat. That's not, I could never. Once you get over it, it becomes quite easy. And then here's the thing about like kind of dieting and not doing intermittent fasting thing. You're eating like kind of like a bird, you know, you're eating very light and you're counting calories and everything. You don't get to like have like good meals with that.

You know, you're having like dry chicken breast and like broccoli and like, fuck, this sucks. Sounds terrible. So I have substituted the, that, that type of dieting or like counting calories to like,

I just have this window and I can eat really whatever I want for the most part. And I can be indulgent. So like, so what time of day do you normally have your- So it was funny because you were late today, right? You were going to come at two. And that's why I texted you.

I was like, it's like three o'clock. What are we doing here? Trying to decide if you're going to eat? Yeah, because my plan was I was going to wait until after the podcast to eat. And that would have been almost 24 hours for me. Holy shit. But I usually, I will eat between the hours

of noon and six. Okay, that's pretty good. 24 hours for me. Holy shit. But I usually, I will eat between the hours of noon and six. Okay. That's pretty good. I try to eat my dinner early. It's funny because I was in Fiji and I was not intermittent fasting at all. I was just like fucking living my life. And I came home and I was a little pudgy and I can see my body, you know, whatever. I think I

always look thin, but like, you know, if I'm naked in this mirror. You are so nuts. I intermittent fasted for two days and it went went sucked back into like what I was before. I lost all that weight. I mean, I think when I'm at home, I kind of do this accidentally to be honest. Yeah. Because I don't eat in the morning first thing. Cause I go ride my horses and I don't like to have food in my belly before I go, you

know, bounce around in the heat. Yeah. So like at the most, sometimes I'll have like a banana, but usually I just have coffee and take some water and go. Then I'm not home until about like 11 or 12. And that's when I eat my first meal. And I usually eat like a pretty big meal cause I'm starving by that point. And then when it's dinner time, I'm just not that hungry. So I'll like pick at something around like six o'clock and then that's just kind of it so if you can cut out that banana in the morning yeah then i'm pretty much doing it then you are doing and then so what happens is is that your butt this is such a dorky episode and i'm afraid to cut a lot of this but like what happens is that your body ends up going into like ketosis

after like 16 hours right so it's it's run out of food food in your stomach to burn for energy and then it starts using the glycogen in like your liver to like use as energy. And then it starts having to take out from the fat cells. Because fat really is just like rainy day energy. So it's this weird thing of like if you want to lose weight, you actually do need to fast. And they say it's like really good for you because it makes you regenerate cells and it gets rid of like all the bad ones anyways. I'm going to cut so much of this. I mean, it's fascinating.

Kind of interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Do you have some favorite things, bro? I wish we could have watched The Bachelorette this week before recording because my man came back. Who came back? Aaron. Oh, he did?

Yeah. Are you watching? No, I'm not. Oh, my God. Sorry. Well, like the last week we talked about Bachelorette, I was so upset because Aaron got cut and i couldn't believe it because i thought aaron was for sure gonna be top two yeah and he got sent home and it was just kind of like a weird i don't know it was like a it was like weird and she he left and she was like am i making the right choice like i don't know she immediately questioned it

yeah so they've been teasing that somebody comes back and i was like has to be aaron and he came back which i think is great and i I do think now, clearly, it's bottom two. I think it's Dotton and Aaron are top two. Yeah. That's what I think. Brayden didn't come back? God, no. Oh.

Is he in Paradise? Oh, he drives me nuts. Gonna have to wait and see. I'm sure he is, because he has great television. My manager told me today. I don't even know if I want to say this, but I think I am. And I'm going to say it anyways. Okay.

Apparently, Paradise is starting September 24th or 25th. that's kind of far yeah dude why is it why isn't it normally come out like the week after bachelorette's over or is that wrong yeah but it's because of fucking jerry and the golden bachelor ah i forgot about that i realized that they're my they're my employers and maybe I need to watch what I say here. It's fine. I need to talk to somebody at ABC about their programming choices. Okay. From what I understand, it goes Bachelorette.

And then they're going to have The Golden Bachelor next. But it's going to be airing at 10 o'clock at night. And also going to be available to stream on Hulu the next day or whatever. Okay. So when you ask me who I think is going to watch The Golden Bachelor, yes, of course, people like you and I will watch it.

But for the most part, I think it's going to be people like my parents. Do they stay up that late? Mine don't. That's the thing. My parents haven't sniffed 9.30. I was about to say, my mom's asleep. Like she's in bed at

eight no there's no sleep before nine and let me tell you something else abc if you think that my mom can figure out how to use fucking hulu yeah you are insane you're right what are we talking about here why isn't the golden bachelor airing at four o'clock before the five o'clock news you're right that's that would be it that i mean and also like what are you going up against judge judy or something like and then also you can have it re-air at 10 o'clock or whatever and then also on hulu well yeah because everybody our age is going to watch it on hulu anyway for sure so it's like that's doesn't matter for that demographic i know that it helps with numbers and ratings whatever to put it on a stream the next day, but it takes away what The Bachelor used to be,

which was appointment viewing. It was like a sporting event. People got together at a house, had a Bachelor watch party, fantasy pics and everything. And now that they've made it so you can just stream it the next day, no one does that. You're right.

And it's taken away a little bit of the fun of it all. I agree. Here's the other thing. Having Paradise come on so late, it doesn't make sense because summer's over. That's my other point. You want to watch Paradise when it's summer. Yeah. You want to be still in your bathing suit from the pool watching Paradise.

I agree. You want to have a barbecue and have have people over yeah and have it make sense that you're making margaritas i agree what are we doing here guys i think you should take over honestly dude i've been saying that for a long time and no one believes in me it's so insane speaking of dating shows on the beach dude love island usa is so great they'll tell us the tea okay well poor bergie i've been telling you about bergie. Bergie, what a name. He is a Dairy Queen general manager from the middle America. I love a blizzard. Same.

He has zero game whatsoever, and I think they're just not getting rid of him just because everyone likes him so much. And he finally hooked up with a chick, but no one is into him and it's really really frustrating and all i want to do is go find like a little like a gamer larper cosplay girl like a really nerdy girl not to say that those girls are nerdy but you know i'm saying like introverted and kind of weird or whatever and get them together because it's a bunch of like the cool kids

in love island usa and then bergie and it makes me feel so bad but let me tell you something bergie is going to have a fuck fest when he gets back because everyone loves him so much and then here's the other thing carmen i hate to say it but she's just not there for the right reasons you know she's just not there for the right reasons and so she's with this guy kenzo and like what are these names i fucking don't know dude and like are these people american what do you think carmen looks like in your mind was carmen look like dark hair yeah tall yeah okay great eyebrows that's actually funny you said that are they terrible she's bleach blonde. Oh. Straight up model.

Like gorgeous. Gorgeous. Yeah. That track. And her thing is like she does the thing with her eyebrows where she like paints them up, you know, like styles them up. Uh-huh. That's on trend.

I know. And I hate it so much. Oh, I bet I'd like her brows. All the girls are into it. That's called brow lamination, by the way. Yeah. Do you know what it looks like? Yeah, I do. It looks like a guy jizzed in your face no it doesn't and it's something like mary you are so crazy

i'm sorry but it's exactly what it looks like no let me show you a picture of her she's not there for the right reasons i don't think okay but the t on oh great brows oh my god i knew it the t on her and kenzo is also she clearly has dark hair really yeah because her eyebrows who really has blonde hair i don't know yeah exactly and you're you're blonde anyways the swedes the tea on her and kenzo is that they were they were together beforehand they made a pact oh i hate when they do that and i'm not sure if that's really what happened but i don't know if she's there for the right reasons okay well you know your instincts are normally on point

and i'm like really annoyed with keenan and how he's treating kk like come on dude and you know marco and hannah like i i don't love marco he seems like a bro but you know he's you know he's there for that he seems like he's there for the right reasons okay and um yeah my guy so how much longer is this on television? No clue. Sarah, we're halfway through the month. She doesn't get back until the end of the month, so it's going to keep going forever. Well, that's great for Sarah.

I know. Love that for her. She just lives in Fiji now. Must be nice. Let me tell you what. Next year, if they do it in Fiji, I'm going to say- The whole time? I'm going to go to my manager, Ryan.

I am not working. Not that I am. I'm going to go to my manager, Ryan. I am not working. Not that I am. Yeah, what are you doing? All of August. I'm going to go live in Fiji now. I mean, I would if I were you. I know. But the problem was is that I had podcasts to do

and I'm having to get up at like... Yeah, the time difference is so crazy. That's all right. Don't let that stop you. I know. Let's be real. It's your golf. Speaking of reality TV, Challenge USA is back. Oh, here we go. Yeah. real it's your golf speaking of reality tv challenge usa is back oh

here we go yeah and it's on cbs now so like it's getting cbs yeah it's like getting network money what was it before mtv mtv and then like uh wow was it paramount it's a big upgrade paramount plus or whatever yeah cbs is bringing in like all the big brother people all the survivor people then they're bringing in like the ogs wes is back johnny bananas of course is there he is yeah you know who's there that i do not like oh i don't like this man paulie d why don't you like him no i don't know if it's paulie d paulie something he's the guy that dated danielle yeah that's him and was a fucking fuck boy to her. I met that guy once at the basement in Nashville. Really? Yeah. Oh. When he was dating Danielle.

I've never met him actually. I remember him like this guy. He's about five foot seven. I don't trust him. Interesting. He's wearing like furs, bleach blonde hair with stupid earrings. I mean, it's his shtick, you know? His shtick. I think it's so funny that your personality is,

I'm different. You don't have to be different by dress, like by looking different. Right. It means that you don't have a personality. You're trying to like show that you have a personality, you know? Yes.

You're trying to curate this like thing for you. You can just be different you can i just feel like or you can have a shtick i guess it never ends no you're stuck with that for life forever yeah that's the thing like you gotta really own that yes yeah because i'm sure there's gonna be a day where he's like i just don't want to look like a viking pirate anymore yeah maybe but you know they keep paying him the big bucks. He might be down. Yeah, but he hurt my friend's feelings. I know. So, okay. So, we're not done with that.

Anyways, he's there. And here's the thing. Johnny and myself are good friends. Super tight. Yep. I love Johnny. I'm always team Johnny Bananas. And I know he fucking hates him. So, I'm like, fucking Johnny. But they're like on the same team, I think. Oh. I'm like, Johnny. I want to text him. Likeny gotta take him down they already filmed it so it's obviously yeah

anyways uh i love the challenge i know you do it's so big challenge big challenge guy yeah you should watch it okay and they're croatia this year they do film at pretty dope places i don't even know what it's about you're not athletic enough no offense i'm offended you should be but you're not put those idiots on a horse and tell me i'm not okay yes if the challenge was equestrian you would win that one i would slay but like you gotta do some like crossfit crossfit shit it's all crossfit stuff absolutely not and then when you run the final in the end i don't, exactly. Usually the final includes like at least a 20 mile run. Absolutely not. I can do a two mile run. No, you can't. Okay. So yeah, you're right. I'm out. You have an animal that does the running for you. Still a workout though. Yeah. Have you been

seeing all the hate on like TikTok and social media about the girl who's going to be the new Snow White? No. It's so fucking. Your algorithm just, it always astounds me. Dude. girl who's going to be the new snow white no it's so your algorithm just it always astounds me dude so who's the new snow white i don't even know her name so she's doing all these interviews and it's like she's talking about how antiquated the story is okay and how like this time it's not about needing a man to save her and um like if you're if you're being honest and you really watch the 1947 version of it, he's kind of a stalker. It's like she hates the character that she's promoting, which is weird. That is interesting.

Yeah, I found this. This is Jack Mack Barstool talking about it. This is insane. Disney found a way to cast somebody for Snow White whose entire personality on a marketing tour for the movie is i hate hate snow white this is rachel zegler her incredibly off-putting personality it's not the only thing you will get out of rachel zegler while talking to her she will remind you that she hates hates snow white i was scared of the original cartoon i think i

watched it once and then i never picked it up again like i'm being so serious rachel zagler is taking it upon herself to be the director producer writer and rewriter of this iconic disney movie that is being released for the first time since 1942. I've never cheered against a movie before, ever. I didn't even think it was a concept that was possible, but I will be cheering against could be if she was fearless fair brave and true i've never cheered against a movie before ever i didn't even think it was a concept that was possible but i will be cheering against snow white rachel zegler has brought it out of me but anyways congratulations to disney for casting somebody who absolutely despises the role that she was cast in why are they already remaking snow white we just did this i don't know it's gonna fail so bad like on my on my algorithm

it's just everyone being like i hate this girl yikes and then here's the thing though is it the white witch you know the mirror mirror on the wall whoever she is you know who that's played by gal gadot oh and the whole premise of snow white is that the witch is jealous of the beauty right of snow white and gal gadot's gorge i don't know if there's anyone hotter than Gal Gadot. Okay, okay, but I don't know. Did you ever see the Snow White that they did with Kristen Stewart? Yes.

Charlize Theron plays the evil queen, who's also absolutely freaking gorgeous. That's ridiculous. And I mean, I love Kristen Stewart, but the connection with Charlize Theron is... I agree. Kristen Stewart's pretty hot. She's hot.

It's very unique. Very, like, hot. Sure. Like, I like Kristen Stewart, but Carly Ceron is, I think, one of the most beautiful women ever. In the new versions, the queen is always also hot. Yeah, I get it.

But, like, Gal Gadot. I think that maybe, like, Margot Robbie is the only person that's hotter than, or, like, as hot as Gal Gadot is. You know what's so funny about Margot Robbie? I don't know about your algorithm, but on mine, there's all these things going around about how like, I forget the term people are using for Margot,

but everyone's like pretty much calling her basic. Oh yeah, I've seen that. All the Gen Xers are saying that. Yeah, it's ridiculous. What's the word they're using? Mid. Mid. Yeah, here's a clip I found from KFC radio at Barstool.

This is Kevin talking about it. With about a week to go before it's released, the hype for the Barbie movie is at an all-time high. Fever pitch, which means the internet has run out of things to say about this movie before they actually see it. So they've resorted to saying things like, Margot Robbie is mid. That's right.

It began when they posted this picture of Margot Robbie. And they said that this is mid. That's right. It began when they posted this picture of Margot Robbie. And they said that this is mid. And I'm going to have to say things like she's a hard seven or a soft six. They're saying Margot Robbie is mid. And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? Like, I think that that's a thing that you say just to, like, get a rise out of people. Because she's gorgeous. Quite possibly the prettiest person that's alive right now. I mean, she's perfect.

Her teeth are perfect. Her eyebrows are perfect. Her bone structure. She's stunning. And she's a very good actress. And she's so nice and so chill. And she drinks beer, apparently. She's the best.

Dude, we love Margot Robbie. We love Margot Robbie. We're a Stan Margot Robbie account. Seriously. For sure. If that's mid, who's top tier? Don't know. Logan Paul?

You know, like, I don't know, I can't relate anymore. I don't know. You know what I was thinking about the other day? Hmm.

You remember the show Punk'd? Oh, yeah. Loved that show. Was Miley ever Punk'd? I don't think so. But she and Ashton did Two and a Half Men together. So I get confused because I know her and Ashton are tight.

Yeah. But I do not think, I don't think she was pumped. She was pretty young then. Men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men. That show was, oh boy. It was so popular for how mid I thought that show was.

Well, yeah. It's kind of like Big Bang Theory. It was one of those shows that was so popular. I didn't like that show at all Well, yeah. It's kind of like Big Bang Theory. It was one of those shows that was so popular. I didn't like that show at all. I don't get it. No, I don't get it either. For whatever reason, I was thinking about Punk the other day. Great show.

For those of you that don't know, the premise was that Ashton Kutcher would get his famous friends to pull a prank on their friends and then they would film it. It was so good. Sarah was on an episode. Oh, was she? And she punked either Vanessa or like Ashley Tisdale, something, I don't know. I was thinking about it being like,

she must've been on Punk'd. Oh yeah, Justin Bieber gets Miley Cyrus on Punk'd. Okay. That's right. Gosh, she was so young. Look at her. This could never work today. You could never do this.

I know, which is such a shame. Was it Frankie Munez? I think it was the guy from Malcolm. Was it Malcolm in the Middle? Yep. I remember Dan Shepard punking him and pretending to crash his Porsche. I remember that. And he got so upset.

Uh-huh. And like, like kind of embarrassingly upset. Like it was like, ooh. Ooh. And like, I was thinking about it in the terms of like, if this happened to me, I would be like to my manager, I'm like, first of all, manager, why did you allow this? You know? Yeah. And also like, what contract did I sign to be on this television show?

Yeah, exactly. Am I getting paid to be on this television show? Am I getting paid to look like an asshole on this television show? The answer is you're not getting paid and yes. You are not airing this, Ashton Kutcher and Dax Shepard. You made me look like a fucking asshole. How did you get away with this? I don't know, actually.

And if I was Frankie Muniz and that happened, I would fire everyone on my team. Your whole job is to make me look good. And you've decided to put me on a show that quite literally puts you in a bad situation and look bad. There are so many people that I would give anything to see on that show because I know they would handle it terribly. Oh, I know. It would be so great today.

So great. I'd love to do it to Lizzo. She's in a lot of trouble right now. Yeah. We talked about last week how she was fat shaming her. Yes. I mean. Lizzo.

I don't get it. You can't say that no you know yeah i mean no one can't no one no one can say 2023 you can't do that i'm not and i'm not saying anything i'm just saying lizzo you can't say that no lizzo can't lizzo come on you can probably say a lot of things that's one that's one of the things you can probably say a lot of things. Not that. That's one of the things you can't say. If Lizzo told me that and I was like a couple pounds over, I would be like, what the fuck are you talking about, lady? What are we talking about here? Yeah. Really tiptoeing around this one, but can't say it. Can't say it.

Can't say it. I have some things that I don't think that you're going to like. Oh, okay. Well, that's unfortunate. And I don't think that a lot of the YFTers will like, but I do think that the boyfriends or the husbands of the YFTers will like. Okay, well. The first one I've got, I actually think you will love.

Okay. Because it has to do with basketball. All right, what is it? Winning time. Oh, well. The first one I've got, I actually think you will love. Okay. Because it has to do with basketball. All right, what is it? Winning time. Oh, what's that? The rise of the Lakers dynasty. Oh, that sounds good. The professional and personal lives

of the 1980s Los Angeles Lakers, one of sports most revered and dominant dynasties. A team that defined an era both on and off the court. Winning time on HBO Max. It's all around Magic Johnson. Love that.

And him getting drafted to the Lakers at the same time that Jerry Buss was buying the Lakers. You know, Jerry West was like this famous basketball player that played for the Lakers. The logo of the NBA is Jerry West as a player, and he's the coach of the Lakers. You know, Jerry West was like this famous basketball player that played for the Lakers. The logo of the NBA is Jerry West as a player and he's the coach of the Lakers and he fucking doesn't want to have Magic Johnson on his team. He doesn't want to draft him and everyone loves Larry Bird

because he's white and they don't want Magic Johnson and it's crazy to watch it and obviously it's very dramatized. Yeah. But like it's crazy to watch it. And obviously it's very dramatized. Yeah. But like, it's crazy to look back and be like, you didn't want to take Magic Johnson as your pick. I know.

Like what? You don't want to take Magic Johnson? It's insane. You know what's crazy about it is, I think that this is the film that made Will Ferrell and Adam McKay not be friends anymore. Oh, why? Because Will Ferrell is known as like

the biggest Lakers fan in the world. Got it. And was an LA guy and everything. And I think he really wanted to do this project and Adam McKay was doing it. Him and Adam McKay did every Will Ferrell movie that you love, it was him and Adam McKay who did it, right? Like Anchorman and every single one you know.

But they're no longer friends. And I think that he wanted to be on it. And he was like, if you're on this show, you'll take away from it being serious. Like it's, you know, Will Ferrell anyway. So what's funny about that is the guy who plays Jerry Buss, which I think that's who Will wanted to play, is done by John C. Reilly,

who of course was in Step Brothers with him, who I think was done by Adam wanted to play, is done by John C. Reilly, who of course was in Stepbrothers with him, who I think was done by Adam McKay. But the cast is really, really good. It's really, really interesting. I watched the first two episodes last night. It's a series. Yeah. It's good, too. So go check that out. There's also a document,

I think it's a documentary out on Netflix that I downloaded, but I haven't watched it, about I can't remember his name, the football player and like his whole draft process. And I'm talking about. That was my number two. Oh, there you go. Johnny Manziel. Johnny Manziel.

Thank you. Did you watch it? I have. It's downloaded. I haven't started it. Oh, is it good? It's Untold Johnny Football. I think it's on Netflix.

Yeah, it's on Netflix. This documentary traces the meteoric rise and precipitous fall of football star Johnny Manziel via interviews with friends, coaches, and Manziel himself. Untold Johnny Football. It's a crazy story. Really? It wasn't that long ago that Johnny Manziel was a thing. He was in college basically kind of right after I was in college. Okay. I remember it very vividly because Texas A&M came into the SEC. And so all

of a sudden Ole Miss started having to play Texas A&M, which we had never had to play before. And Johnny Manziel played for Texas A&M. I see. Yeah. He was like this crazy good quarterback in college and he won the Heisman as a freshman. No one had ever done that. Wow. He started selling autographs and making hundreds of thousands of dollars. Oh my God. His best friend was his manager at the way that they get around. Why Johnny Manziel all of a sudden is wearing Rolexes and driving around like

Bentley's is ridiculous. The media buys it. Like no one questions it well they actually the ncaa does question it but he like totally skates by he's a total drunk alcoholic like substance abuser yeah but he's so good that no one checks him on it damn interviewing the coach and he's like there was a game where like the college coach the college coach he was like there's a game where like on saturday morning he college coach, he was like, there's a game where like on Saturday morning he came in, he was like still drunk and you know,

like a fucking hungover. And he was like, you better fucking play good. And he went out, had like one of the best days of his life, like crazy stuff. Then he goes to the NFL, like that doesn't really work for him.

And then it gets kind of sad, you know, sometimes I think when it comes to easy to people, it's so easy for them to just to like, let it it go and that's kind of what i took away from it i also think that like he has some serious demons he's fighting and he's got some substance abuse issues but it's very very interesting i do want to watch it it looks good yeah yeah okay then i was wrong look at that both of those things you'd love yeah i do like sports you know yeah sports girly he becomes super famous like he's part of like lebron james's uh nike deal so he's like hanging out with them

yeah he's sitting like front row at the super bowl people like how does he have yeah how do you afford this like no one gets those seats at the Super Bowl. Damn. Private jets everywhere. What? And he was a sophomore in college. It was amazing. That's crazy. Yeah. Did you know, this is a nice little tip.

Okay. Did you know that if you press the power button. Five times. Yeah, you did know that. Okay, so for those of you that don't know that, if you press the power button five times on your iPhone, it starts an emergency call to 911. And so you can do it. So for those of you that don't know that, if you press the power button five times on your iPhone, it starts an emergency call to 911.

And so you can do it. I'll do it like right now. Are you going to do it? I'll do it. I mean, yes, well, I'll cancel it. So one, two, three, four, five. I don't know if you can see it. See? Eight, seven, six.

Oh my God. Stop. Scary. Stop calling. Emergency call ended. Oh my God. If you ever get like kidnapped or like you're in a bad situation,

you can just have the phone in your pocket and do it. Does it start making a noise? It sounded like it was about to. It was vibrating. Okay. I think that's a good little hack for all Absolutely. For the aliens that are listening, for some of the guys and most of the girls. Definitely. It's a good thing to know. Yeah. I hate

to have a least favorite thing especially when i love this director and writer so much that this is hard for me okay i finally got around to watching wes anderson's asteroid city and and it was here's the thing like it's getting such good reviews i know know. And I just didn't love it. It's not, I feel like Rushmore and Royal Tenenbaums and even like Fantastic Mr. Fox and like French Dispatch, there was like a lot of funny moments. This one's just not a lot of funny moments to me.

The cast is insane. The story is interesting it's weird though because i think when wes got into doing fantastic mr fox he it got really animated and so the set it looks very almost animated a lot of that and then there's an alien aspect to it, and the alien is just animated. And so one of the things about Wes Anderson that's so fun is his visual aesthetic is so very branded. It was his aesthetic, but like, I don't know, animated. So I didn't love it. Bummer.

I know. And the cast is amazing too damn i have some tiktoks that i i just threw in here yeah you sent me a couple the first one i didn't really get what was it it was somebody on some keyboard singing a song about the shit coming from the ground in new york oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah i mean kind of funny but also like yeah okay so the reason why i think that's funny is because you know sarah obviously is from new york and we go to new york and i'm always like why is the ground fucking smoking like what is happening right now and no one else is worried but you yeah but like is there a choo-choo train down there maybe like you know

i know there's subways but i thought it was electricalchoo train down there? Maybe. I know there's subways, but I thought it was electrical. What is happening down there? And she's always like, it's steam. I'm like, what are we burning down there? Trash? I actually don't know. I don't think anybody knows. I don't think anyone cares. I care.

It's fine. Also, this guy cares. Let me see if I can find the video. What the fuck is happening here? What is coming out of the ground? What is coming out of the ground? I don't know. It's true. Everyone's like, it's fine.

It's fine. Sometimes I do think it's piss. No. Thank you. What the fuck is happening? I don't know, but it's fine. But if it is pissed, then we're just breathing in piss. Apparently it's fine, you know? So funny.

The saxophone is so great. But yeah, seriously, what is it? Google it. No. You don't want to know, do you? I mean, I like to think of that. Okay. Most of the time,

the steam you see is the condensation that results from cooler water like rain falling through manhole covers coming in contact with extremely hot pipes below street level. You're more likely to experience this in cooler temperatures than in warmer ones. I'm not buying it. I think it's piss. I don't know.

Here's another thing I saw on TikTok that I thought was pretty interesting. Want to donate to the children? No. You want to donate to the pets? No. Okay. So you know what they're saying? Want to donate to the children? F*** no. You want to donate to the pets? F*** no. Okay. So you know what they're saying?

Like, you know when you go to the store and it's like, do you want to round up to donate to the children? Yes. And you're always like, okay, I guess, you know? I say no usually. You do? I just said like, I don't have time to do my research and see if you guys are actually sending money to children. And so I just don't trust it.

Well, listen to what this guy says. Okay, let's hear it. And who knows if this is true but might be you know when you go to like cvs or target or something i'll be like donate five dollars to blah blah charity yeah i don't say yeah anymore because i learned they've already paid this charity and you're paying the corporation back see what the hell yeah so every time they're like oh five dollars to blah blah blah target already paid you're now paying Target back. And Target gets a freaking tax write-off.

So you just pay a Target. That's why. Fuck them. My instincts were right. You were. You gotta be kidding me. I'm funding your tax write-off? It's so frustrating.

Can't trust anybody anymore. I don't know if you've been seeing this stuff on tiktok but it's like when people go do lives and they're like kind of like bouncing around i don't see this and they're like oh thank you oh thank you cowboy hat woohoo cowboy hat because people are like watching like giving them like coins and money or something i don't know anything about this it's a real fucking thing. I see it and I'm like, what the fuck is happening here? Also, I like how we just see things on TikTok and just assume they're true.

Like that whole Target thing. You're doing no research beyond just... I heard it on TikTok. It must be true. You know what, though? He said it was such conviction. Yeah, so do cult leaders. That's how people... i know yeah i want to be a cult leader no anyways you got to see this i'm sure some people out there on the yft

verse have seen this what would i play that lightning out lightning out lightning out roses my favorite i'm hungry ice. Ice cream, so sweet. This is all they do. Gang, gang. Thank you, Count A. Thank you, Daniel. This is fucking crazy. I'm hungry.

Ice cream, so sweet. So every time someone sends her ice cream, she goes, ice cream, so sweet. I'm scared for the future of the human existence. I can sing. Kitty paws. Meow. Thank you. No name.

Kitty paws. Meow. Kitty paws. Meow. Kitty paws. Meow. Kitty paws. What the fuck? Meow. Kitty paws. Meow. Kitty paws. Meow. Kitty paws. Meow. Kitty paws. What the fuck?

Meow. Kitty paws. Meow. Kitty paws. Meow. It's not okay. She's for sure on some hallucinogenics. This is what I have to say about that.

What the fuck is happening here? Well, yeah. What the fuck is happening here? I don't know. I need to make that into, I'm taking that sound. And putting it in there. And I'm going to put it into my soundboard. Genius. And just every time. That guy's going to come for us, I'm taking that sound. And putting it in there. And I'm going to put it into my soundboard. Genius.

And just every time. That guy's going to come for us, but it's genius. Dude. He's going to be like, oh, my five cents. Everybody play that. Oh, God. What the fuck is happening here? It's just that.

That's all it is. It's funny. What the fuck is happening here? It is funny. It's good, yeah. I'm definitely stealing that. Definitely. Oh, yeah. I feel my boobies too good i kind of went in hard on on my social media but like i had made this note in the yft folder so i guess i'll do it but like this is the note

that i wrote serious question if you didn't make a whole reel and a t talk of you going to a Taylor Swift concert. Are you even a girl? That's what I originally, but I changed it on Instagram to like, do you die? Like, I think it's so funny that everyone did it. And like, like I said,

like I'm not trying to yuck anyone's yum. Like I, if I went to a grateful dead show, I probably would fucking do the exact same thing. Okay. But it's more of that. Like everyone did it that like that bugged me yeah it's almost like you're like part of a club or something and i think that's

what annoyed me is because you you become like part of the herd in a weird way yeah and like i love to go to concerts i'll do the exact fucking same thing i guess because the the concert's so big like everyone's going to it or whatever well know, the new concert on the block to be going to and posting from is the Jonas Brothers. It just started in New York last night. I saw that. That's going to be everywhere. Yeah. I know.

I got to hit up Kevin. Hit him up. No, no. I've already seen them. I don't need to go see them. I mean, it might be fun. I've gotten to this point in my life, and Sarah and I have been talking about it, the things that we want to get done before we have kids. Right. I've never been to red rocks. Really? I've never been to the gorge. I haven't either. When you go, let me know. I'll let it go. It's now just bucket list

stuff. I love going to the troubadour. I love going to the Greek, you know, great. I've never been to Wimbledon or like the U S open in New York. I want to do that. Yeah. I'm not a huge tennis fan, but I think that would be fucking cool. That shouldn't be that hard, by the way. Mine's, I think, more travel bucket list. Patagonia is like my top. I want to road trip through the whole thing, like two weeks, like start on Peru side and end up on whatever the other one is.

Antarctica. I really want to do Antarctica. Yeah, but it might just be an ice wall. That's why I got to hurry it up. You got to check it out. I got to to do Antarctica. Yeah, but it might just be an ice wall. That's why I got to hurry it up. You got to check it out. You know, I got to hurry it up. Well, you know, the theory is that we live on a flat earth and Antarctica is an ice wall.

And if you get past it, then you get to like the second part of the earth. Got it. Which is where like Mordor is or some shit. Mordor. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, like things like that that are just like, A, expensive.

So I have to have time to save up money to go. Right. And it's like you can't do all these. I got to work. I got it. I got a life. I can't knock all these things out real quick. So I just think it's going to take time for me to like check all these bucket list places

off my list. Space obviously is like the very last one I'm going to do before I die. Yeah. Hopefully that's my plan. I follow a lot of accounts on Instagram that are like horseback riding all over the world type. Like you do trips, you know, there's many that I want to do,

but like, I think my top is the ride through the Italian Dolomites and you just like camp the whole way, which would be so freaking sick. Dolomites. Yeah. Cool. I got some things. You should do them.

I know. I'm getting there. Gotta do it. Yeah. Uh, last thing, aliens, aliens. have you been seeing the in what's happening in peru no dude tell me holy crapola so in peru there's like this like one like village is being like absolutely taken over by these aliens are there photos and videos i want to see yeah so they say

that they're seven foot tall aliens what that have like they almost look like the green goblin from from spider-man like they've got like this seven foot tall alien see turn out to be illegal gold miners oh seven foot flying aliens in peru eight faces, they were cutting people's faces off. Anyways, yeah, like the aliens are here and they're taking over Peru. Harassing village in Peru are actually illegal miners with jetpacks. That sounds ridiculous. Yeah, and why would you, really? Peru prosecutor accuses illegal gold mining gangs

of posing as seven-foot aliens to terrorize locals. Oh, well, that's even more fucked up. See, the aliens wouldn't do that to us. Nah. You know? Yeah. Interesting. All right.

Oh, they're called face peelers. Yeah. Wow, this is terrifying. It looks like that LK-99 stuff, the superconductor, was not real. And that's a bummer. Or fucking big oil squashed it because they want to sell us more fucking fossil fuels sounds right probably true too all right that's all i got anything else that's all i got but next week i'll have some stuff to talk about why oh that's a good tease yeah okay that'll be

fun yeah why have tears years. We love you. Love you all so much. I loved hanging with y'all in Dallas. Those that were there. Yeah. But also like for those that said that like your, their favorite part, ding,

ding, ding, hurtful. I mean, honestly, like, yeah, come on. YFT years.

I'm going to do some research on that, Steve. I mean, no one cares in New York. Anyways. All right, YFTers, we love you. We're going to take some calls next week. If you want to write in 858-630-1856. We'll also do some Fuck You Very Muches if you want to leave a review.

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