Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Do aliens exist? feat. Braison, Miley, Sarah, & Violet Benson!

Episode Date: August 19, 2020

Wells is joining us after a day of boozing by the pool with Sarah who may have had too heavy of a pour and luckily for us, it’s very entertaining. Meanwhile, Brandi is gearing up for her upcoming trip where she will be living her Yellowstone dream and breathing that fresh Montana air. Even though Miley didn’t choose to air her sexual experiences on YFT, we get something even better: her memory of what exactly went down at the Cyrus family dinner when the topic of aliens came up. Speaking of aliens, did they have anything to do with the pyramids? Wells and Braison weigh in. As always, Wells and Brandi talk some new favorite things, like songs that can’t play on the radio and an Indian matchmaker who wouldn’t consider Sarah eligible for arranged marriage. Violet Benson joins the co-hosts to talk about her favorite vibrators, her dream to show off new violin skills, and her entanglement with Tyler Cameron.  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you. BILLIE– Get your starter kit for just $9, plus free shipping always, when you go to MyBillie.com/YFT! QUIP– Head to GetQuip.com/YFT to get your first refill free. Clean yo teeth! BEST FIENDS– Download Best Fiends FREE on the Apple App Store or Google Play.

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spicy over there. We had a pool day. Nice. And I overpoured my pina colada. I'm not that shocked. Very shaky. And I overpoured and I was. I'm not that shocked. My hands are very shaky. And I over poured and I was like, it'll be fine. It was not fine.

It seems fine. I think Wells thinks it's very fine. I think Wells would think it was more fine if he didn't have to do this right now. That's probably very true. Bye, bad. Bye, bad. Brandy the cock black. All right. Love you. You look bad. Brandy the cock black. All right.

Love you. You look hot. You know what? I haven't gotten any in so long that Wells doesn't deserve any right now anyway. Honestly, in solidarity with Brandy, we're going to go on a celibate tour. Woo! She's freaking out. A celibate tour?

What type of Greek mythological animal was that? No, like a celibacy, but like on a tour of it. Yeah. Of our house. We are? Remember when you say never let the truth get in the way? Good story? Of a good story?

Yeah. Here we are. Okay. I can't hear what you're saying to her, so I don't know. You can hear what I'm saying to her. You can't hear what she's saying to me. And I'm the drunk one. All right.

Bros and hoes. Bye. Love you, Brandi. This is so funny are you so happy that i hit record before that started so happy because it's probably the best content of this whole episode yeah that's as good as it gets you guys can all just turn this thing off now yeah but don't but you could but don't but you totally could yeah you know that theory don't let the truth get in the way of a good what'd you say story yeah i live by that um that's something my sister for sure lives by she like exaggerates everything just for the sake of the story speaking of just so i'm i know the barstool podcast has your sister on recently i know i didn't listen to it though i saw clips does someone in your family host the barstool

sports podcast oh you know i actually that's me i actually do that you do that yeah i have this alter ego uh that i host that podcast with. Yeah. Interesting. Because I was wondering, because we have yet to get Miley Cyrus on Your Favorite Thing. And Miley's sister hosts the show. But for some reason, she's on the barstool thing. I actually did.

When I was scrolling through Instagram this morning, I saw that she was doing that. And I was like, huh. So she's doing podcasts now for a press. Yeah. A little offended. She didn't ask to be on mine. Yeah. You know, we would have loved to been able to break the story that your first hookup was a threesome with two chicks.

But it's fine. But it's fine. I don't think we have the same street cred as Barstool. I'll tell you this, though. Barstool asked me to be on their podcast, and I was. Oh, so, okay. Yeah. That's cute.

So, I don't know. I think we're in the same kind of, like, vicinity, you know? Fascinating. I would call her right now because she'd probably do it. But, like, the thing is, like, if I call her, she can't hear you. Here's a funny thing. I don't think I would have the balls to ask her the questions that like the barstool interview after i know he would be like so what's your favorite

thing what are you binging right now what's your music god i hate my voice anyways but i love your voice what are you talking about i know i had a couple i had a couple white claws have a couple claws once you have a couple claws. She also did this other podcast. Let's see. What is it called? The Morning Mashup. I think it's like a serious hits podcast. Do you know about that podcast?

No clue. Never heard of it. So she goes on there. I saw this on Instagram. They're like, yeah, a few months ago we had your mom and your dad and your sisters, Noah and Brandy, on this podcast. Okay, I have no recollection doing that, a few months ago, we had your mom and your dad and your sisters, Noah and Brandy on this podcast. Okay, I have no recollection doing that podcast a few months ago because I didn't. But maybe I did it forever ago. I don't know.

But they said your whole family said that you guys have a rule that somebody has to sing like a song a day or something really weird. I never said that. And I can't imagine anyone else in my family saying that. And I texted my mom and I was like, did we do this podcast? And she goes, I think we did it in New York, which means we had to do it years ago because I haven't been to New York in years. And she goes, but we did not say that. Like, for sure

we did not ever say that. Can we just start making up rules that the Cyrus family has created that aren't true? Well, there's one of them. And like, we sound stupid because then Miley's like, they're full of shit. That's a lie. But like, we never said it. Yeah, that's one of them. And we sound stupid because then Miley's like, they're full of shit. That's a lie. But we never said it. Yeah, that's annoying.

Yeah. So I just had to get clarification there. I never said that. And neither would my parents or Noah. Maybe if Noah was really stoned, it would come out of her mouth. I don't know. But I can tell you what. I didn't say it.

I don't know if you guys have rules. Her answer was, our only rule is that someone has to get in a fist fight once a day and argue about stupid shit like aliens existing, which is spot on. That's what we argue about, like, I feel like every holiday. Wait, who in the family believes in aliens and who in the family does not believe in aliens? My dad is, like, the biggest believer in aliens. He's, like, obsessed with it. He and Trace actually had this show pitched to like investigate alien activity. I think like the pilot got picked up and then the show never actually got picked up. But I was like

super pumped about that idea. So my dad's obsessed with it. But here's the thing about the Cyrus's. This is a very important thing to know if you ever hang out with any of us. Yeah. The same way that we'll tell a lie for a good story. We'll also take a stance on something that we actually don't believe just for the sake of a good fight. Yeah, that's every family. So I feel like Brazen loves to take the opposing position of anything because he loves to argue. So Brazen is anti-alien. Well, I think he was for the sake of the conversation I'm remembering. It was actually on my mom's birthday and we were at a really nice restaurant and we started arguing about this at the table.

And my mom left almost in tears. She was so upset that on her birthday she didn't even want to leave the house. And we forced her and then we got there and everybody argued and was like cussing each other out at the table in public over aliens. I love that. You're pro-alien, right? Oh, for sure there are aliens. Yeah, okay. And that you're pro-alien right oh for sure there are aliens yeah okay and then is noah anti-alien i think now in 2020 everyone's pro-alien yeah all like everyone's like all right they for sure exist okay going back to tish's birthday who was anti-alien i think for

sure brazen was like opposing the alien theory. And I want to say maybe Noah took brazen side because she usually does because like it's usually like brazen and Noah against the world. Yeah. And of course, I just sat there in silence because I didn't want to take sides because I'm a nine on the Enneagram and I want everyone to get along and agree on everything. It's a nerdy. And I just like sat there and I just was like, oh, my God, this is so embarrassing. People are staring. My mom's so upset and everybody was just arguing does miley believe in aliens i'm pretty sure my mom was very like y'all are stupid if you think there are aliens but now she probably like fully believes yeah now that she's a stoner

she for sure believes yeah you know of course yeah this was when tish was not a stoner oh it was yeah this is pre-stone age for Tiff. The pre-stone age. God, I want to be in that argument so badly. I would give the majority of the money in my bank account to be in that argument. Oh my God. I just remember being so uncomfortable in a public place. Yeah. With all the attention. That's where you do it though. I totally get how embarrassing is that everyone's like looking at you guys and everyone's realizing that that's where you do it though i totally get how embarrassing is that everyone's like looking at you guys and everyone's realizing that that's the cyrus family arguing about aliens that's so embarrassing but also think about it in terms of like the story that they get to tell for the

rest of their lives oh for sure and how great that is well we are at fucking tony romo's you know i ordered the ribs and then all of a sudden look over and Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyrus and Noah Cyrus and Tish Cyrus are screaming at the top of their lungs about the existence of aliens. And it was literally the best night of my life. Right, Drew. I think we were at Morton's Steakhouse. Oh, wow. In Burbank. I like it better when it's at Tony Roma's.

Do you remember Tony Roma's? Yeah. Was it that nice though like it better when it's at tony roma's do you remember tony roma's yeah yeah wasn't that nice though i know it's shitty that's why that's why i want to be there or like at an olive garden or something because you know what the cyrus family there's a lot of pomp and circumstance around your family but you know you guys are salt of the earth people and we've talked about like how much you guys love cracker barrel i was about to say i'm shocked we weren't at if it was noah's birthday we would have absolutely been at cracker barrel i want you to send a text at some point to miley to be like hey you know i've been seeing you've been doing a lot of these podcasts recently and you know that i have a podcast i kind of want to call her and ask her

if she remembers who is pro alien and not and not. And it would really help our bottom line. Okay. Tell me you're with donkeys. No, but refresh my memory. When our family argues about aliens, who is pro-alien and who is against the idea of aliens existing? That's what I thought. I thought brazen wasn't. Goodbye.

I knew Brazen was against it. Brazen is very much, like, maybe I should call him real quick. Brazen is very much, like, he wants proof of everything. That's Brazen. Well, everyone does. He, like, loves history and facts and, like, data. You know what I mean? All right, call him real quick and let's find out

why he doesn't believe aliens exist. Feeding his chickens or something. Yeah, exactly. He's gardening. He's making artisanal sourdough bread. Hello? Braze.

What's up? Very important question for you. Yeah. Do you believe in aliens or no? No. Tell me why. Why? I need to know why. Why do you need to know why well

because miley did this interview about how the whole family argues about whether aliens exist whenever we get together which is not false and i would have never had that conversation yes we did remember on mom's birthday when we were at morton's steakhouse and the whole family got into an argument about it at the dinner table no but like forever ago forever ago oh okay like eight years ago okay okay but okay so i and i was trying to remember who was against aliens because you know dad fully believes in it and miley does too okay so tell me why you don't what are you going to use this for what is this information for oh you're actually um on my podcast right now it's called your favorite thing well I'll tell you why I personally don't think so. Okay. It's just because there's no

evidence for it. Told you. I can't say whether there is or not. Man, I know you so well. It's like me saying there's not mermaids at the bottom of the ocean. I have no idea. I highly doubt it considering that there's no real evidence for it. Yeah. So you need evidence, you need facts, you need data to back it up. I would need something. What about the footage that the government released recently? I don't know. That's total horseshit. If I can say that on your podcast.

Oh, you can say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think if anything, that's like a Chinese or Russian aircraft or something, because why would they why would they release that right now? It's a great question, Brazen. What about pyramids? I mean, I just think that people are so excited to think that it's aliens. Another reason that I don't believe in aliens is because whenever people talk about aliens crashing here and stuff, well, they have the technology to travel all the way to Earth, but then they just fucking crash. What a bunch of losers.

Valid. That's fair. Wait, what about the pyramids? All right. Is that really what you called for? You want to know about aliens? Yeah. Wait, what pyramid?

Wells is asking me about a pyramid. The pyramids. Like the actual pyramids in Egypt? Yeah. A lot of people think that those were built by aliens oh wells says that people think the pyramids in egypt were built by aliens brazen what's your take dad said that and that's the dumbest thing ever yeah nothing's built by aliens also why would they build a pyramid they can fly here in a

dope spaceship and they build something out of rocks. That doesn't make sense. It makes no sense. You're right. Well, also, and there's pyramids all over the world. I mean, people build pyramids. People just like triangular shaped buildings, I guess. I will say I'm like 90% sure that there's no aliens, but then I'll also say I'm 110% sure that they've never been here.

Wow. Pretty sure. Pretty sure. Hot take. Well, Brazen, thank you so much for your hot take on the alien situation.

You're welcome. I would encourage people if they want to get into some cool stuff not regarding aliens, read some of Graham Hancock's stuff about Atlantis and old civilizations.

That shit's really cool. Ooh. Okay, so he believes in ancient civilizations. And way, way, way better than aliens. All right. All right, I'm going to go back to making my lentil soup I was making. Love you so much.

Love you, Bram. Bye. Okay, by the way, you called it. He wasn't with the chickens or making artisanal sourdough bread. He was making lentil soup. He's so funny. He kills me when he says, what are you using this for? Yeah, I know.

Everyone's got an angle. Totally. Well, I also never call him, so he's like, what's up? Yeah. What are you doing? I love the fact that Blood and I are on the same wavelength of like, those pyramids are definitely alien creations. That is insane. If you go look at it.

So there's two thoughts here, Brandy. And we're probably going to get fucking roasted on comments, but I don't care. There's two thoughts on it. There is the thought that Brazen, the world that Brazen lives in, which is there was an ancient civilization before

ours, and then there was some sort of cataclysmic event, all a flood or a meteor or something that wiped everyone out, and then we restarted, and now we're in this time. That built the pyramids, because the way that they were able to cut those stones and place them is so exact that no one's been able to recreate those things with copper tools, which is what the ancient Egyptians had.

So the thought is that either there was a very advanced race of human beforehand that was able to do some sort of laser cutting or diamond cutting or something that would be able to make the angles that they're able to make now, because there's just no way that with sticks and stones and copper tools that they were able to do what they did or the other thought is that aliens were helping and it's some sort of uh alien triangulation situation and also there's some crazy thought that all the pyramids that that are in the, they all line up on this same line, which is super crazy. So whatever. I do love the fact that, one, we did have a pool day and I got a little drunk and I got thrown into this podcast.

And then this is what we started talking about. We haven't even started the show yet. Not even. And we probably should because we're 20 minutes in. I know. I mean, Sarah kind of started it. She did. I am excited about today's episode, by the way.

Yeah. I'm pumped because later in the show, we're going to have Violet Benson on the pod. And she's the one who does daddy issues on Instagram, which I feel like I would assume everyone that listens to this podcast is familiar with because she's got millions and millions and millions of followers, which is crazy. She also has her own podcast of which I have been on. So we're going to have her on. We're going to find out what her favorite things are.

And I'm going to be honest with you, when I look at her, this is going to sound weird, but it's true. If you look at her Instagram or daddy's issues Instagram, it's a lot of information about the sucking vibrator. Oh, fascinating. So I assume that's going to be one of her favorite things. Oh, okay.

I can't wait to hear about that. But it might be an ad. I don't know. Sounds like something I might need if my boyfriend's not really coming over until next year, you know? Yeah. I'm not going to buy it for you on Amazon because. Huh. These are super cute.

You found them on Instagram. See? Yeah, it wasn't hard. Well, they cute. You found them on Instagram. See? Yeah, it wasn't hard. Well, they are very hard from what I understand. Oh! We should start the show. Okay. Bros and hoes, you're listening to Your Favorite Thing Podcast with...

Wells and Brandy and Trace and Miley and Sarah and Violet Benson a little bit later. Brazen, not Trace. Oh, that was brazen? Yeah. Oh, sorry. Anyways, how you doing? I'm good because I'm about to be hopping on a jet plane in less than 24 hours and going to Montana and chilling for six whole days. Do you think that the plot of Yosemite is going to happen to you in Montana?

Is this why you're going? You mean Yellowstone? Sorry. Yellowstone. Yes. Gosh, you just can't get it right today. I can't. It's because you're kind of drunk.

I had a couple of white claws. I would love it if the plot of Yellowstone would happen to me. I'm just trying to live that Yellowstone dream for a few days. You know, I'm just trying to breathe fresh montana air and get out into the wilderness and just be at one with nature well i'm excited for you when you leave tomorrow morning bright and early 6 a.m good luck in big sky country seredis texted me oh no so before this by the way, Five Guys, I used to not be into Five Guys, but here's what happened. In-N-Out doesn't do Postmates, y'all. I don't know why In-N-Out thinks it's better than everybody else, but you've done it.

You've made the California kid resent In-N-Out because it thinks it's above Postmates, and it's not, okay? It's a cheeseburger. It's a great cheeseburger with mediocre fries. You got to church up those goddang fries with the animal style to make them palatable at all. And you know what? I used to say Five Guys was a blatant ripoff, aesthetically, of In-N-Out, which it is. The white and the red tiles, excuse me. Come on, guys. We could have picked a different color. But you know what? Five Guys lives that Postmates life, which in quarantine times, post-Stone Age, it's important.

And I've become— I'll tell you what. Okay, tell me what. I like Five Guys better than In-N-Out. You know, I'm getting there right now. And so before this thing started, Sarah was like, I'm gonna get Five Guys. And I was like, I completely support this decision.

Even though I went and spent $300 at the freaking grocery store today. She just sent me a text and said, I'm not gonna do Five Guys. And now my heart's broken. And this is my least favorite thing of the podcast. So that's fine. Oh, devastating. You're making me want five guys sounds bomb as hell what do you get in your five guys I'm like the biggest loser in the world I just like a cheeseburger

with ketchup oh my god with cajun fries I mean duh gotta do cajun fries so I do I do mayo I do mayo. I don't want that. I do mayo. I do lettuce. Raw jalapenos. Ew. Shut up. And I think that's it. The other day, I was like real hungover. See how that happened? I was about to say hungry, but then I remembered that I was really hungover, and I went three patties, and guess what? Whoa.

Your bro doesn't have a big enough mouth for that. I couldn't get it all in there. Good Sarah. I don't know if she even tried, but I couldn't get it all in there. Good Sarah. I don't know if she even tried, but I think that was like a dick joke and I see where you're going with it. It's fine. It's fine, huh?

It's nothing to write home about, Brandy. It's like a Jeep. It's utilitarian. It gets the job done. All right. No one's writing songs about it or anything. WAP, by the way, let's talk about that.

What? The Cardi B song? Wet Ass. I don't think I've listened to it. You haven't? I don't think so. I mean, should I play it? Yeah.

It's aggressive. If you got kids listening to this podcast, this is the time to maybe check yourself before you wreck yourself. Like mute it for a hot sec? Just for a hot sec. Love, by the way. I mean, it's so great. Everyone was up in arms about it. Everyone was up in arms about it, which is like, it's a song. Everyone relax.

If you don't like it, just don't listen to it, I guess. You know, like totally let's just not freak out. My favorite was Margo Price. So the Daily Show asked Margo Price to cover it. Have you heard this version? No. So this is pretty great. Got a snake, I need a king cobra. Put a hook in it, hope it lean over. He's got some wood, baby, that's where I'm headed. Pussy ain't one, baby, just like his credit. Got a beard, well now I'm trying to wet it. Let him taste it, now he's diabetic. Great line.

Don't waste it. I want to go. I want to get. Great line. Coming out soggy. spit on his mic and now he's trying to sign me there's a lot of really good lyrics in it i mean it was like very controversial like this song a lot of people were like this is ridiculous like you shouldn't put this out you know and like this is unacceptable lot of people were like this is ridiculous like you shouldn't put this out you know and like this is unacceptable and my kids are listening to this yada yada yada and i totally understand that and i get it but i used to have this argument a lot with program directors when i worked in radio because there were a lot of songs that everyone was very scared about playing on the air because and obviously like this is one

i don't think you can play in the air but like there were other songs that people were scared to play on the air because they were worried that like you know sponsors would drop out because we were promoting it or whatnot and i was thinking about it and this was the argument that i had way back in the day with a bunch of old white dudes. There are so many songs about much more fucked up shit than having sex that are played on the air in heavy rotation. And so I went back to my notes, just so everyone has some sort of context on all of this.

The Beatles, Maxwell's Silver Hammer. That's about bashing someone's head in with a silver hammer. That's murder. The Dixie- Yeah, that's murder. That's murder. Yeah, that's murder. That's murder. The Dixie Chicks, Earl's Gonna Die. That's about murdering your husband.

Great song, though. It's a great song. Great song. Sorry, sorry, sorry. The Chicks now. They changed their name. Oh, yeah, they did. Heavy rotation on like every country station worldwide.

Uh-huh. The Talking Heads, Psycho Killer is a huge hit. That's about a serial psycho killer. Johnny Cash, Hung My Head is about practicing aiming your gun at people and accidentally pulling the trigger and killing somebody. And everyone is totally fine with Johnny Cash. That was just murder. And I was like, it's so weird that people are more tolerant of songs about murder than they are about someone like giving a blowy. And then I kept going. I went deeper into this whole thing. Grateful Dead.

Good Morning Little Schoolgirl. That's about pedophilia, guys. Super creepy. Fosh the People. Pumped Up Kicks. That's about a school shooting. Super creepy and terrible. The Four Seasons. Oh, what up kicks. That's about a school shooting. Super creepy and terrible. The Four Seasons.

Oh, what a night. Late September. That's about sleeping with a hooker. Winger, 17. A song I played on heavy rotation at the classic rock station I worked at in Nashville. I played that every goddang hour. That's about sleeping with a 17-year-old. That's statutory rape.

It's all relative, right? This whole thing is relative. It's like whatever just bugs you about music. So like if someone talking about doing sex bugs you, then great. But all these other songs should bug you too, but it doesn't because we've just all become so normalized to it. I'm going to get off my soapbox now. You're on a very tall soapbox right now. Was it? Should I not do this? Actually, fascinating. We just sing along and we have no idea what we're actually singing. Yeah.

This is where the editing of the show bugs me. I probably should take this out because it's going to piss off like 10% of the people who listen to the show. Yeah. You can't please everybody, Wells. I know. And I've realized that. But I'll tell you who can. I think Cardi B can from what I understand about these lyrics in the song.

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The show's so good. It's so good. Tammy Taylor and Eric Bana. I call her Tammy Taylor. Connie Britton. Okay. I was going to say like Tammy Taylor. That sounds like not a real name.

Well, that's her name in Friday Night Lights, which is what made her famous, which is the best show ever. Yeah. Connie Britton and Eric Bana. They're like, they're so good. And Ruth from Ozark is in it. Oh, she's such a good. She's so mean. You gotta watch it.

I'm in. She plays an entirely different character in this show than her character in Ozark. How did you sleep on this? Because I listen to the podcast, so I know what happens. Doesn't matter. You still gotta watch it. I watched a really good movie last night. Really? A movie? Wow. Actually, Sarah didn't want to do it. She's like, really? You want to do a movie? I'd rather do a show. And I was like, why? And she's like, I don't want to get locked into two hours opposed to getting locked into seven hours of a show. Have you heard of Project Power?

No. Real good. I'm talking Jamie Foxx. I'm talking Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I'm talking some other people, but like just those two, that's pretty big. You're huge. Here's the synopsis.

When a pill that gives its users unpredictable superpowers for five minutes hits the streets of New Orleans, a teenage dealer and a local cop must team with an ex-soldier to take down the group responsible for its creation. Project Power. It's a little bit like did you ever see limitless yeah forever ago like with bradley cooper remember that pill you take that pill and you become super smart yep kind of like that but this pill gives you superpowers but no one knows what a superpower is going to be it's specific to every person so sometimes you take it and you'll have the superpower of invisibility, or you'll take it and you'll have the superpower of the human torch, like just a big ball of flames. Or sometimes you'll take it and you'll be able to explode anyone around you. Or sometimes

you'll take it and you'll just die. No one knows what's going to happen, but you get it for five minutes. It's all about Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who's a cop in New Orleans who's trying to take down the people who are distributing this drug. And the only way that he's able to even fight this whole thing is by taking the pill himself and being able to use his superpower to fight all the people who are selling it and using it. And then also then there's Jamie Foxx, who he was like a special ops guy that the government was working on with genetic reconstruction. And he's kind of super in his own right. Okay. And it is real good. Real good. I'm telling you. A little slow in the beginning. I'm telling you a little slow in the beginning. Oh, okayan. Okay. Little bit.

But it gets going. Really well done. It was one of those where we were watching it and we were like, how could this not have been a theatrical release? Because it's Jamie Foxx and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. That's huge names. Hey, update on my toe. I shoved a fucking needle in the nail.

It hasn't stopped. Didn't ask for this. Hasn't stopped bleeding for 12 hours. No one asked for an update on your toe. It doesn't look good. Wash it in some betadine, okay? I don't even know what that is. What? You can buy it at Walgreens. It's surgical scrub. It's what surgeons scrub their hands with before they go into surgery, but we use it on our horses if they get a cut or anything. It fights infection. Okay. You need that. You know what else is part of the future

what you might already be on this whole train but i just kind of hopped on fictional podcasts what's that like a fiction show but like a podcast so people are doing podcasts now it's like serial but like it's not true we can just do this and just make up shit yeah just make up a story and have people like read it like it's real, but it's not. Why don't we just do that then? That would be so much easier. Yeah. So there's this podcast.

Have you heard of it called Limetown? No. So I guarantee you they're going to make this a show like they did Dirty John. Only the Dirty John podcast was actually real. This sounds more like Shit Town. Did you ever listen to S-Town? No. Oh, man.

That was such a good podcast. No, it's true. Oh, okay. Well, this is not true. Okay. My mom believed it and thought it was true. She listened to it. She also believes in aliens. That, man. That was such a good one. No, it's true. Oh, okay. Well, this is not true. Okay. My mom believed it and thought it was true. She listened to it. She also believes the name is.

That's true. So I feel like this is a future podcast. It's like fiction podcast, which is insane. So people compare it to like the podcast serial, but also people are comparing it to the X-Files. For those of you guys that are as old as me and remember the X-Files. X-Files, for those of you guys that are as old as me and remember the X-Files. But it's like, I feel like a lot of people have probably already heard about this because I'm reading Wikipedia right now, and it became the number one US podcast on iTunes less than two months after it came out.

But I'm going to tell you guys the plot real quick. And remember, it's a fictional story, but it's a series of investigative reports by Leah Haddock, a journalist for APR, American Public Radio, detailing the disappearance of over 300 people at a neuroscience research facility in Tennessee. What? Yeah, and my mom thought it was real. No way. Tish was planning a trip to this neuroscience facility that doesn't exist.

Tish, the truth is out there, girl. It is creepy as hell, though. I listened to a little bit of it. All right, I'm in. I think you'd really like it. Have you watched Indian Matchmaker on Netflix yet? No. Oh, dude.

Indian Matchmaker is bonkers. You insane oh my god so in india arranged marriages are totally normal i know and they use matchmakers to like make this a thing honestly i feel like the u.s is not far behind on this you know what when you watch it you're like all right i can i can see what's going on here it makes makes some sense you've got some good points yeah but what i love so there's there's two terms that i was just blown away by so indian matchmaker basically is this one indian lady lady from India who is the most well-known matchmaker out there. Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match. So it's like all over the world. In India and then also in America, a lot of these Indians are trying to find their forever person and they use this person.

And so they'll meet with her and be like, all right, she'll be like, what do you like? And they'll be like, well, first of all, everyone's got to be above 5'3", which I think is so funny. Because I was like, Sarah, no one would want you in this world. You know, like everyone wants- Poor Sarah. I know. Yeah. Poor Sarah. You know, everyone wants like successful and what does she always say? Slim trim and fit slim trim or something like that. Anyways, you know, they want to be good looking. They want to be successful. Yada, yada, yada.

And they go through things and then they'll set these people up. And they have to like meet the family the first time, which is like so weird. And like you don't meet the like, so the girl comes over to the guy's house. And the guy doesn't open the door to be like, hey, what's up? Welcome to the house. This is my family. No, it's the parents who meet the girl first, and she has to bow to them and do weird shit. Doesn't even acknowledge the guy, and the parents will grill her for a while, and then finally the guy can acknowledge her.

It's kind of weird and a little bit messed up, but also super intriguing. But there's two things that I really loved about the show. They're constantly going back to people who were a part of arranged marriages, hearing their stories, like older couples who are like totally in love. So when you see that, you're like, wow, maybe this is a thing. Like it totally works. And the way it works is this thing called bio data, which sounds like something out of this. Sure does.

But bio data is like shit that like you're just into, right? Tinder has bio data, you know? It's like what you like, what you don't, but they totally believe in the bio data of like what you want, what your perfect person is so if you have an arranged marriage it's an arranged marriage if you have a normal marriage or like one that we would consider normal it's called a love marriage so they'll talk about yeah my parents were part of a love marriage and it didn't work and so now i want to be a part of like this arranged marriage

you're like whoa like the way that you're even presenting this sounds so weird. So weird. But so interesting. The cast of characters, they got this one guy who wears nothing but like Louis Vuitton loafers, has a thumbprint code to get into his closet.

I just think that maybe the bio data is not showing that maybe he's into guys, but whatever. Like, they have like that guy and then they have the school teacher from North Carolina who's this lovable Indian dude who's this, I just want to find love. Anyways, it's so, so good. Indian Matchmaker. You got to check it out. All right. Check out at least one episode.

at least one episode. Oh, then there's this one guy who's just so rich and the mother is just so overbearing and she's like, you must find a wife now! And he's like, all right, whatever. I'm going to choose.

And he's like, okay, fine, choose then. And she's like, okay. So she just chooses this kid's, normally you can pick, you know, you get like four or five options

from the bio data and then they'll go on a couple dates. No, no, no. This one kid's just, mom, go for it care and they're so rich they look like they're either drug dealers they're in some sort of oil cartel he has no personality he might be on the spectrum like he has absolutely nothing to bring the table other than money and the girl is so hot amazingly hot she's so into it and they get married! Anyways. You're insane. It's funny.

Insane how obsessed you are with this. It's funny. Wait, hold on. Before we call Violet Benson, have you watched Warrior Nun? Can't say that I have. Can't say that that got my attention enough to click on it. I gotta be honest with you, I was right there

with you. I was like, this looks so stupid. There is no way I'm ever gonna watch this. But you know what? We've reached the end of television and here we are. And I gotta say, guys, give it a shot. No. Give it a shot. I'm not joking with you. I'm excited to end this

podcast to go watch more episodes of Warrior Nun. Okay, we gotta get you a new hobby, I think. After waking up in a morgue, an orphan teen discovers she now possesses superpowers as the chosen halo bearer for a secret sect of demon hunting nuns. Okay, I know that this sounds stupid, and it is a little bit, but basically there are nuns in Spain that have superpowers. And they're fighting demons.

So basically what I just read in the trailer. And you know what? It is pretty good. It is pretty good. That's all I got on it. I'm just telling you it's good. I can't justify it enough. I don't know.

I know. I know. Indian. Listen. Indian matchmaker. Yeah. I can get on board yeah yeah this nun thing i i just don't know i think it's one step too far i know i know dude when i saw the

trailer i was like this is the dumbest thing but then we watch it now i turned to sarah and i was like what if this is real what if there were nuns who were like straight up doing like walker texas rangers roundhouse kicks and like had halos that they could use as weapons and they were fighting demons on behalf of us bonkers premise there's a lot of crazy science that goes goes in the show that pretty cool they figure out how to get to the quantum realm which is heaven what sounds so ridiculous i need to go back to work so bad. So bad. So bad.

So, Bran, it was last week that we went to this, like, really cool winery, and we brought a bunch of our, like, our quarantine buddies and did our kind of fake wedding there, you know? Mm-hmm. Everyone was coming in, checking out different, like, rooms in the little villa that we rented out, and everyone came and they were like wait what is that and i was like oh you guys don't know about the quip toothbrush hanging from the mirror that i brought and they're like wait that's a toothbrush and i was like yes i know it looks like a space age robot but no it is a toothbrush that looks badass

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Seriously, what else are you doing with your life? Watching nun shows on Netflix, apparently. That show's good. Okay. I think we should probably get ready to call Violet Benson. I think so, yeah. From Daddy Issues. Oh my God, this is so cool.

Yes, we did it. Love your hair. Thank you. Yeah. This is so cool. Yes, we did it. Love your hair. Thank you.

Yeah. Welcome into YFT, Violet Benson from Too Tired to Be Crazy is the podcast. Daddy Issues is the Instagram handle. And Russia is the country. Yeah. So the first question that we have, we're going hard in the paint here. Is it true that you have a fucking vaccine? And when is Russia going to send it over to America? So I'm not at liberty to discuss this, but no, it's not true.

I don't actually have no idea because I'm Jewish, so I don't count as a Russian to Russians. So is that how that works over there? Yeah, that is how it works there. Well, don't worry they hate you guys but they probably hate me too so we're in the same we're good i can't let him say this but i'm really rooting for the old red curtain or whatever it's called because i'd love to not be stuck at the house and not working same i don't know did you just hear about this guy bryce hall that's a tiktoker that just threw his 21st birthday. It's like trending all over Twitter. No, he just turned 21. So it was the first time he finally

tried to drink. And he was like, because I just turned 21, first time ever going to try alcohol, like let me make it a big thing. So him and his friends like have some mansion in Hollywood Hills and they threw like this big party with like hundreds of hundreds of people. There were like hundreds of hundreds of people in his house and then hundreds of hundreds of people outside too. And they posted it everywhere too. It's just not like they were hiding it. And they were just having like the time of their lives and not giving a shit. And it's like literally like they're not even their first party that they threw in like the last couple of weeks. It's so crazy. Did the police come? Did they rate it? Like what is the other, the YouTube guy? Jake Paul. Jake Paul. So did they do that? No, the police come? Did they rate it? Like what is the other, the YouTube guy? Jake Paul. Jake Paul.

So did they do that? No, the police just came to like, uh, end the party at 4am. Like, I don't know if that counts like much, you know? So just like a normal high school party. Yeah. And I mean, I'm not bitter because I wasn't invited. A lot of people that I know were, I mean, no big deal about that. That's fine. I'm bitter because I'm stuck at home. Yeah. And then all these kids just keep partying. I'm also bitter that no one's inviting me anywhere. I'm not going to lie. But also mainly because I'm stuck at home. You said he's a TikToker? Yeah. He should be saving his money because that is going away very soon, apparently, from from what I understand about the president. I heard they make TikTokers make make minimum 50,000 a month.

Really? What? Minimum is what they're making. And that's like their minimum. So they're probably, some of them are making like $200,000 a month right now. But like, how are they doing ads on TikTok? Ads, yeah.

And their branded content, because they have like such insane engagement right now on their platforms. That is insane. So Violet, I've been on your show before and i had such a good time it was so much fun that was back when for me yeah that's fine whatever that was back when we could be in the same room together now we're doing this via skype so our show is called your favorite thing where we just talk about like whatever our favorite things are

i gotta be honest with you i've been seeing a lot of, um, lady toys, lady, lady, lady things on your Instagram. So I assume that's one of your favorite things. Okay. No. Okay. First of all, I'm not really, there's no way you've been seeing a lot of that vibrator on my Instagram. I feel like other meme accounts. First of all, second of all, I have tried that vibrator. It's not my thing. It accounts first of all second of all I have tried that vibrator it's not my thing it's a little traumatic for me it's just like a little overwhelming to be honest but I'd say I'm like an expert of vibrators at this point with quarantine a hundred percent is a vibrator right now my favorite thing during quarantine yeah

obviously how many vibrators would you say you have just on deck okay but again it's not fair to ask because now I'm going to say it's going to sound like I have a problem. I don't know, like 15, 20, I don't know. But because they always send me a bunch of vibrators. So at this point, there's like a whole joke between me and all my friends that every time I go into anyone's house or they're about to go on vacation, I either Uber them a vibrator. Like, do you guys know Demi Burnett? She recently went on vacation, like literally before she went on vacation, I Ubered her two books about how to deal with men and then a vibrator, like a new one, obviously not a used

one. But like, so now I just kind of give all my friends vibrators. That is amazing. And like, when was the last time I masturbated? Last night. No big deal. That's fine. I didn't even know that like masturbating was so taboo. Like I recently posted about an interview with Demi and I where she did an episode for my podcast. And we talked about masturbating because we both do it a lot or like sometimes. Whatever. I don't know what people consider a lot. Whatever.

So and then like so many men were upset in the comments. Like I didn't know that masturbating was still taboo. Men were upset? Yes. That we were talking about it. They were like, you guys are whores. And I was like, I didn't know that me not having sex and just masturbating made me a whore, but okay. Men can do it multiple times a day, but women can't.

What the fuck? I feel like I sound like a really lonely cat lady. I don't know. Okay. So other than double clicking the mouse, what are some of your other favorite things right now? Some things I love, I love doing during quarantine in the beginning when I thought like, oh, it's going to be over in a month. I was like, well, first when quarantine started, I was like, okay, I'm going to learn a new language.

I'm going to learn. I also was like, I'm going to learn how to play the violin again. Cause I used to know how to play the violin when I was younger and then one time my mom had that audacity to tell me oh um you were so terrible when you played the violin thank god you stopped and I was like wow bet okay so because I'm so competitive I had this whole like imagination in my head of what I was gonna do during quarantine I said you know what from now on for the next three months I'm going to learn how to play the violin. Every morning, I'm going to wake up at 6 AM from 6, 8 AM. I'm going to learn how to play the violin. Three months later, I'm going to invite my family to dinner in my house. They come over, boom, we have dinner. And then I'm like, okay, guys, get ready for dessert. They think they're just having dessert. And I'm like, ah, surprise.

Here I am playing the violin. I pull out the violin. I start playing it. My mom shocked. And I look at my mom. I see, what do you think about that? And she goes, when did you learn this? I thought you were so busy with work. And I said, not too busy to prove you wrong. Look how good I am. Anyway, that never happened.

Brandy, you know what this sounds like, right? Sounds like what I want to do at my next dinner party. Oh boy, you guys can team up and it'd really be a whole thing. Sounds like, right? Sounds like what I want to do at my next dinner party. Oh, boy. You guys could team up and it'd really be a whole thing. So, Violet, I have this whole, like, weird thing in my mind that I was going to learn Hamilton's You'll Be Back. And my best friend, Dan, was going to come over and play it on the piano that we have in the house at a dinner party. And then I was going to, like, drunkenly walk out with, like, a glass of scotch and start just singing You'll Be Back. And everyone's going to be like, holy ballsack.

This guy needs to be on broadway and then you just told that story and i was like you know what violet can you learn uh you'll be back from hamilton on the violin and then we'll just and then we'll your parents can come over my friends can come over and then it'll be like a whole thing let's do it all right but you didn't learn okay so i didn't learn that okay but and i didn't learn a new language but my favorite things during quarantine started to be a i started to like i was playing a lot of nintendo so my old video games came back into my life i was doing a lot of different puzzles then i started to like read different books or like listen to audiobooks about like dating relationships. Then I started dating a lot. Then I got over dating and I went back to reading

books about dating. And then I got really into my podcast because I relaunched my podcast during quarantine because I was off of my podcast for three months. And then also I really got into the show Umbrella Academy. It's so good. Told you, Brand you brandy wells loves it did you watch both seasons obviously yes who's your favorite character i don't have a favorite character but i have a favorite power and the favorite power is i heard a rumor that blah blah like that's my favorite that's the kind of power i would want to have because it basically convinces a person to do anything and then i can be like i heard a rumor that you want to marry me and marry does anyone like read ahead of what's going to happen on shows or movies or is it just me because i do that i don't do that

no it's like a weird anxiety thing because sometimes i get too anxious and then i just like i feel like if i just know i need like i'm a control freak and i always need to know everything that's happening so i even do that with movies and shows or like for example even game of thrones the red wedding i watched i read ahead of time to know so I can prepare my heart I still cried watching it, but I had to know what was happening. That's crazy Yeah, cuz I was about to ruin it for you with dirty John, but then I realized that we're not the same person person i was about to tell you i was gonna have to run it okay i remember you told me that tyler cameron slid in i hate talking about this is what's so unfortunate with media you can literally as a woman accomplish so many different things and then the one thing you'll finally be in the

tabloids for is for another man and i'm like the fact that like it pisses me off the fact like i don't want to die tomorrow knowing that what i'll be remembered for is going on one day with tyler cameron but i've dated way more famous guys than him okay so then who's more famous that you've dated i can't say but uh he's a nice guy and yeah, I feel like I got stuck in an entanglement, being stuck with this weird love triangle with him and Hannah Brown and Gigi Hadid. And the funny thing is that, A, they posted the ugliest pictures of me. So then people would just comment being like, how does he go from those two beautiful women to her?

And I was like and i was like mom they're so mean and she's like violetta you went to university you're so smart you speak three languages do not compare yourself to these other women mom you're right like thank you so much so all good i'm just the kind of person that if i interested in someone i just go for it like it doesn't i just there's no reason why I wouldn't. So when I was watching like the two last episodes of the bachelorette with Hannah Brown, she rejected Tyler. I was like, okay, cool. Like I should get this guy's attention. Like if she doesn't want him, like I'll go out with him. He's hot. So then what I did was on my stories, I basically, I posted something like, I think I posted like the, a clip of the show. And then I

made some like dirty joke and tagged Tyler Cameron in it. And since I'm verified, I just assumed that maybe he'll see the message in his DMS. And he did. And then when he saw it, I wrote like, Oh my god, like, I'm so embarrassed. Like, I had no idea you're gonna see that. It's so embarrassing. Oh, my God. And he was like, Oh, no, it's all good. Well, I talked to my personal Instagram, but he was like oh no it's all good well i talked to my personal instagram but then he's like it's all good like i'm such a fan of daddy issues like i've followed it for years and like i loved it in college and i go oh my god that's so cool like you know we have a friend in common and he goes who and i'm like nick vial all three of us should hang out and he's like i'm down i'm gonna be in la for like two three days two days and i was like okay perfect so then i tell nick then i had

a feeling that nick may try to cock block me because I love Nick Vial but like if you don't give all the attention to Nick he may be a little upset and that's the truth a feeling Nick may cock block me I took Nick out of the picture and I said you know what Tyler let's just do our own thing and he's like okay so between his meetings because he was only here for two days we up going to lunch. And I think like he was interested in going to lunch with me because he was a fan of daddy issues and I was a fan of his good looks. So fair. And we went to lunch, we were there and we ended up spending like a few hours together that day. And he's such a gentleman. He's so so nice was I like physically attracted to him or interested in dating him no I I found him a little boring I didn't think he was like right

for me but like I think he's such a nice person and he was such a gentleman like and he was like carrying my stuff and then we went to get gas in my car and he filled up the gas tank for me he's like he's such a southern nice boy like he's so nice we and then we yeah the gas tank for me. He's like, he's such a Southern nice boy. Like he's so nice. We, and then we, yeah, we hung out for a few hours and we talked about how he's going to come see my house next and everything was super chill. But then the next day he ended up being in the tabloids with Hannah Brown. Cause that night, I guess he slept at her house. And once I saw that, I just didn't want to, I felt so uncomfortable by the whole situation. Cause I was like, well, they're going to date. Like, I don't even want him texting me like even as a friend i just felt uncomfortable because i'm very like go a girl's girl so it just made me uncomfortable and i just texted him and i was like hey like

i didn't know that was still a thing oh i remember now things he told me at lunch didn't make sense then with the fact that he he hung out with her that's what it was he was probably still a little bitter about the breakup so like the things he told me versus like then seeing them hang out, I was confused and I just didn't like that. So I wanted to remove myself from the situation. And I told him, I just don't want to do this. So you have fun with Hannah. And he was like, okay, like I thought we could be friends.

Like you've never heard of a friendship between a guy and a girl. And I was like, I just, I don't want to be in this situation. Just remove myself from it. And that's what happened. And then a day later he went out with Gigi. So I like oh okay i see what he's doing that's all that's all that happened i never saw him or spoke to him again this is what i picked up from this whole thing you wanted to learn another language but you already speak three languages that's what you got from it i speak russian hebrew and english and i used to speak Arabic and French, but I forgot it.

So what were you going to try to learn? I wanted to learn French again. That'd be cool. Jesus Christ. I just want to learn You'll Be Back from the musical Hamilton. So that's it. Tell everyone what they need to listen to, what they need to go to, what they need to check out of your stuff.

Definitely check out the vibrator with the suction thing that he was talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. You got to check that out of your stuff? Definitely check out the vibrator with the suction thing that he was talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. You got to check that out on your own. But okay, so everyone can check out my personal Instagram, which is Viola Benson, or my meme account, which is daddyissues underscore, or my podcast, Too Tired To Be Crazy, which is on every Thursday.

I have a lot of fun guests, and I also do solo episodes, which are about self-love and self-healing. Yeah, so it's every Thursday. Check it out. And did I forget anything? I don't know. What's your favorite meme you've ever made? Probably something that has to do with, like, dick. Violet, thank you so much for being on our show. We love you so much. Everyone, go follow Daddy Issues. Go subscribe to Too Tired to Be Crazy. In your normal account, it's just Violet Benson, right? Yeah, it's my name.

Yeah. Thanks so much for being on the show, dude. You rock. Thank you guys for having me. Have a good weekend. See ya. Bye. Bye.

She's funny. This episode went a little bit longer than I think we thought it would. We've been talking for an hour and a half. I know. So you want to save music and other fave things for next week? Yeah. Okay. Maybe just as an outro, just play a little bit of Midnight Sky just while we're saying goodbye.

I'll say what I like about this. Dude, the 80s are coming back so hard. Mm-hmm. That song's awesome. So good. Okay. So like, speaking of the 80s, like being the thing, right? Yeah. Like this song, The Weeknd, right? Yeah. Like this song, The Weeknd, right? Yeah.

Skating away. It sounds so much like this song. I just feel like I'm going crazy. No? There's some similar sounds. I mean, it's just, and I'm not saying like anyone's ripping off anybody else, except like the 80s are cool now.

And I remember the 80s, like everyone was made fun of it, you know? Yeah, I know. Anyways, all right. Go pack. Go to Montana, you weirdo. Okay. Goodbye.

Okay, bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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