Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Donkey Balls

Episode Date: September 4, 2019

This week on YFT, Brandi is back in Nashville dog-sitting three dogs for Miley, including a small one by the super creative name 'Little Dog', and Wells is hungover and feels/looks like hot garbage. Though Brandi is sad because of Michiel’s departure, she was able to get some good DD before he left, and they had an amazing time glamping in Yellowstone and Jackson Hole, especially seeing the Large Tits (direct translation for "Grand Tetons"). Wells is basically now the Bonus Bonus Jonas after spending time in New York with the Jo Bros, while also sweating profusely while meeting Jay-Z, and learning how to make marriage last from the one-and-only Dr. Phil. Wells and Brandi debate the grossness (yet perfection) of American cheese, what’s up with the big-toe heel fashion trend, the many actual reasons behind why horses have hairstyles, and the crazy story behind Wells' new love of donkeys and their balls. Enjoy! Thanks to our awesome sponsors. Check out these deals for our YFT-ers! MEUNDIES– Get 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee go to MeUndies.com/YFT (Brandi got the cute unicorn ones and Wells got some pizza on his underpants!) AUDIBLE– Start listening with a 30-day Audible trial when you visit Audible.com/YFT or text YFT to 500-500

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She picks the one toy that squeaks and I take it from her. Do you have a new dog? I'm so confused. I have three at the moment. Little dog, come. Bring me that toy. I'm dog sitting three of Miley's dogs for a little while. Got it. Is that what the

I saw it look like a hound of sorts. I've got two little hounds and one of them is a beagle, technically. Ah. A little beagle. That's the one you saw. What are their names?

Well, that one's Little Dog. Wait, that's his real name, his little dog? That's her name, yeah. Oh, my, okay. I call her Little Girl because I think it's cuter. For someone who's very creative and written hit records, that is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. It's actually, once you get used to it, it's actually really cute.

I feel bad for this dog. This dog has no sense of self. She knows her name. Little dog. She knows. What's the other dog's name? Medium-sized dog? This other one who kind of looks like a little hound, too.

His name is Happy. But he's actually very grumpy all the time. But he's my favorite. Your sister is shit at naming dogs, by the way. He's just, he likes his own space. Like me. So I relate. Oh, well, you should change his name to Brandy.

That's my name. Or like socially awkward dog. He just likes to be alone. So yeah, that's my life right now. It's great. Well, that's cool. I mean, there's nothing better than dog sitting. I swear on this planet, I haven't heard one squeaky toy.

Not one since I've had her. And all of a sudden, she's finding all the squeaky toy not one since i've had her and all of a sudden she's finding all the squeaky toys oh that's annoying do you get paid to um to dog sit no it's kind of fun though you just be a good sister yeah exactly dude i have a lot to talk about man oh you do yeah i gotta buckle up boys and girls this is gonna be an episode for the books that's good because i i'm really i've been really sad today why reinhardt is riley he left me yesterday to go back to south africa i'm sorry i'm sad should we not do the show no we're doing we got to do it i need you to cheer me up. Okay, I can do that.

Did you get like one solid dibdum before you left? We did. We had a nice one before you left. Nice. Yeah. You have to get the goodbye deep dick. Yeah, you do. You have to. I've been on a little bit of a bender here.

Really? I've been on a little bit of a bender here. Really? Well, yeah, because I was out in New York to watch Sarah perform Madison Square Garden. So we were like partying every night, you know. And then I came back and we go to our family friend's farm every year around this time. And so I went and hung out with my brother and my dad and it was just more drinking. Wow. Proud of you. you look pretty good do i i you know you sometimes when you're hungover do you just feel like you just look like hot garbage oh yeah most of the time that's why i'm impressed you actually

like look kind of decent except you have this one curly q yeah it's just kind of sticking up there well you know it's just it's the life of a guy who has a Brillo pad for hair. All right. Well, do you want to? I mean, we got to talk about New York. We got to talk about all the favorite things you did with Rye. And we got to talk about Bachelor in Paradise because it's weird. So much has happened.

So much has happened. And then I just have other stuff to talk about. Okay, great. Well, let's start the show. Me or you? You. Bros and hoes, you're listening to Your Favorite Thing Podcast with... Wells and Brandy.

First of all, thank you, Derek, for stepping in for me so that I could have a week to for vacation. That was really sweet of him. You guys are never allowed to host a podcast without me again. Why? You guys are over here talking about your dick size and you're talking about how weird it is that horses have hair on hair, which is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my whole life to have that conversation. Why?

It was just a lot of just, it was too dude-ish. I read a lot of the reviews. People really seemed to like it. Like when you guys are talking about the horse thing, I was like, are you kidding me? But have you never thought that? Like, why do horses have a head of hair? Let me tell you why, Wells.

Tell me. It helps keep the flies off of them in the summer. So their tail obviously swishes the flies, but their mane actually helps keep the flies off, too. And their forelock, which is the hair in the front, keeps the flies out of their eyes. Oh. Everything has a purpose. That's interesting. I'm glad you were—I wish you were on the show because you could have explained it.

Because I just thought horses are just so extra and they got to fucking have a hairdo. Yeah, because they're the best animal ever. They're pretty cool. For real. Derek killed it. Thank you, Derek. I'm having a hard time watching Derek have a hard time on Paradise. Well, it's over for him now.

Poor little guy. Doesn't it look like they're setting him up to be The Bachelor, though? I wouldn't love it if they were. I mean, his exit, for sure. Like, his exit interview was just straight textbook, setting him up to be The Bachelor. Right? Like, Sarah and I were like, it sure seems like that's what they want. Maybe they just want to have, like, options, I guess. All the rumors say it's Pilot Pete. seems like that's what they want. Maybe they just want to have like options, I guess.

All the rumors say it's pilot Pete. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They don't tell me shit. They've like thrown everyone for a loop in the past. So who knows? I don't know. I think they're keeping their options open. I think so too.

Okay. Remember way back when, when I said that I would love to see Mike as the bachelor and you said, wait till you see Paradise, and then have that conversation. Yep. So now that Mike's gone, why'd you say that? The problem with Mike is that he didn't open up. That's true.

And not even get close to finding someone, you know? And I think that if you have a hard time just finding one person, you're going to have a really hard time dating 26 people. True. I was so confused. I mean, I had a feeling that the whole Sydney and Mike thing was just they made a deal to give each other friend roses to stay on the show just because you never saw anything between them. But it blew my mind that once Angela came and he went on a date with Angela, no one even addressed Sydney.

No one even addressed the fact that he's been with Sidney, quote unquote, this entire season so far. And I love Sidney. That's the thing. Really? I think she's so awesome and I'm so sad for her because she's not like finding it, you know? Yeah.

She seems really quiet. I just don't think that, I don't think she's like a big enough personality for us to see her, see much of her on TV. Maybe so. I don't know. I love her. I think don't think that I don't think she's like a big enough personality for us to see her see much of her on TV. Maybe so. I don't know. I love her. I think she's awesome. But and then she goes on a date with Matt Donald and it's like basically begging him to make out with her, which is nuts, which is why would you not want to make out with like the Laker girl? I'm so confused. I don't know. confused i don't know and then poor thing brie supermodel comes in takes him on a date and they're making out within the first like three minutes of the date i know were you shocked that brie took him on the date everyone was talking about how like blake and brie had like a really

good rapport at the wedding so i was like of course blake's gonna take her on a date you know honestly like what the heck is blit was blake thinking i have like i just i feel like all the producers and every or everyone around him whether it was the his friends there or the producer whoever i just feel like everybody was getting in his ear and like brainwashing him to think that it's christina it's christina don't you think you have feelings for christina don't you think it's christina all along like i feel like people were feeding him this so much and he's so delusional from being in paradise so long that he was like, you know what? I think it's Christina.

And I feel like the minute Brie walked on the stairs, he had to be regretting that decision to do that. I don't think that you're right there. I think that's all him. I think he's like, man, I really butchered this whole thing. I got to try to save face here a little bit. I think that's what he was doing. I don't really know. I don't either.

I got to talk to him. I got to get him to come to Nashville and hang. And I need info. I also need to know what's going on with the like band of missing hair around his skull. Oh, I know that story. What is that? He fell off a boat and like the propeller caught him on the skull and like sliced his head open. When did this happen?

Why have I never seen this before? Oh, it happened before you ever met him. It happened way before The Bachelorette. So is it just because his hair is so short all of a sudden you can see it? I was so confused by it. I think so. I never noticed it. I noticed it before even filming this season, so we talked about it.

Yeah. Huh. The JPJ Derek thing is just so weird were you dying watching all that go down it was the weirdest argument where it was like you're a bad guy and then why am i bad guy don't talk to me don't talk no i know everyone's like what is happening here you can't even an argument because there was it it was one sided. Derek literally didn't get one word in. Yeah. It was just,

it was just weird. And then in the episode they show, they show Haley saying it, but I had said it before that. I was like, you realize how hypocritical this looks that you're saying that he's a womanizer, but you've gone on three dates. You've been dating three different girls here.

Like, you know that this looks bad. And he's like, I respect that. I can understand where you're coming from. Totally. But I know he's looks bad and he's like yeah i respect that i can understand where you're coming from totally but i know he's a bad guy and i was like unless you got evidence i think that you're wrong i hated how it like played out like that derrick went home and then like he kind of won and taisha just like took him right back and like obviously it could end differently in the next couple weeks but, but like, I just hated how it played out this week.

It just seemed like he kicked Derek to the curb and got what he wanted. Here's the truth of the matter though. Yes. It looks like JPJ wins and Derek loses, but in reality, Derek wins because no one's saying that JPJ should be the bachelor right now. That's true.

You know, totally. Be honest with you. The guy who's winning paradise is Derek. He came out of this thing looking so much better than he did before. Totally. You're right. I know I'm right.

Cause I know everyone. I'm still team Derek for bachelor. There was a time in which they talked, they, you know, you know, it was mentioned that I could be the Bachelor. And I told Derek this. I was like, regardless of what happens, the great thing is that people want you to be it. That's the cool thing. Being it isn't always that cool, as can it be right now. Totally.

To be honest with you, if you're not the bachelor, that's okay. And also, the greatest thing that ever happened to me was that I wasn't to be the bachelor. Oh, well, totally. You know, like, so, it's like that Garth Brooks song. Yes, which one? Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. You know that song? I don't think I do.

What? Really? You must be too young. Your dad is Billy Ray. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, my God. We have to address Dean coming back. Okay.

I just have to wonder, like, when you were on the show as a contestant, did you ever watch? You didn't really do anything stupid, though. Like, do these people watch stuff this back and listen to themselves and then see their actions and think like what the hell was i doing or thinking like caitlin's sitting here saying like i'm so happy with connor i'm so glad dean left i was never happy with dean i don't want to live in a van and then he comes back and she's all i'm confused and I'm pretty sure she's going to pick Dean. Hold on, first I want to play this. And if he'd only

grant me this wish I'd wish back then I'd never ask for anything again Oh man. Sometimes I thank God

for unanswered prayers By the way, remember when you're talking To the man upstairs And just because he doesn't answer Doesn't mean he don't care Some of God's greatest gifts do we really need to be

giving Garth Brooks a plug right now no wait hold on do you not like Garth Brooks he's fine but like he doesn't need any press by the way you know what's funny about this I think that Garth Brooks isn't cool with Spotify so this is Brooks Jefferson strumming on Garth.

Oh, you're kidding. Okay, so go back to your question about Dean. Does Kaylin, does all these people, like not watch this back and listen to the things they're saying and then see the actions they take afterwards and not think like, oh, wow, that was really stupid. What was I thinking? Because she's all, oh, well, that was really stupid. What was I thinking? Because she's all, oh, my gosh, I'm so into Connor. Like, thank goodness Dean didn't work out. I'm so glad he's gone.

I don't want to live in a van. This is the first time I've been happy. And then he comes back and she's immediately like right back in the palm of his hand. Digmatized. And probably going to pick him. It's insane. Yeah. I was thinking about this.

I wonder if Tayshasha after this week is like that was a bad call definitely looks one way it's so easy to judge everyone in that situation but also like she had a strong connection with dean i get it connor great looking guy i'm not sure there's a whole lot of substance you know and and i wonder if she was like man he's hot he's you know i we make out a bunch or whatever i think her and dean had a much like deeper relationship so i mean i get it i don't know man like another thing they cut out which i was bummed about i took a poll at the bar and i was like what should kaylin do? And all the women said she should go with Dean. And all the men said, you got to be fucking kidding me. No way.

Are you kidding? Like what? And it was like just a microcosm of a greater thing that happens in the world where women get like hard eyes, romanticize everything. And guys are very much like pragmatic and looking at the numbers and being like, this is a bad play, you know? The odds aren't good on this, you know?

That's true. But anyways, what do you think about the season so far? I mean, I think it's great. It's the best season so far of Bachelor in Paradise, I think. The most dramatic season. Yeah, I think so. All right. It's good to hear.

I really do. I actually really enjoyed Chris and Crystal's little wedding. Yeah, I think so. All right. It's good to hear. I really do. I actually really enjoyed Chris and Crystal's like little wedding. I thought it was cute and it was fun seeing everybody. I loved Ashley Iaconetti saying to Blake, like, you're going to have to move to Europe to date. Did they show that or you just say that? I heard her say it and they put it as a subtitle, but you couldn't tell who said it.

And then later in the episode, he said, yeah, even Ashley had heard about it and said I needed to move to Europe. And I remember that. I remember him coming to the bar and being like, does it look really bad on the outside? And I was like, doesn't look great. But you'll be fine. Just don't go posting receipts or anything,

and you'll be fine. Just don't go posting receipts or anything and you'll be fine. Yeah. I am going to be so mad at Hannah G if she crushes Dylan at the end of this season. Oh, yeah. They're so cute. I'm really going to be mad if she crushes him. Yeah. What else is going on?

Oh, hilarious that Chase is back. I know. I didn't really see that coming. Hi, baby. Hi, baby. What's up? didn't really see that coming. Hi, baby. Hi, baby. What's up? I'm just getting booed. Okay. You have to tell Sarah that Rye is so sad he didn't get to meet you guys. Oh, Rye's sad

that he didn't get to meet you. Not me, bro. And you, Wells, you dummy. She had to play Madison Square Garden. I know. It's kind of a big deal. I get it. Let's just start talking about that. Are you going to bed? Yes. Okay. I'll be in a little bit. I know. It's kind of a big deal. I get it. Let's just start talking about that. Are you going to bed? Yes.

Okay. I'll be in a little bit. Love you. Speaking of Madison Square Garden. You know, let's hear about New York. Dude. Holy crapola. What a weekend.

And I wasn't even performing. So she's performing Met at a Party with Jordan McGraw, who is opening up for the Jonas Brothers and playing. She's from the East Village. She's playing her hometown venue. I mean, how bonkers is that? That's pretty crazy. And she does a great job.

Both nights were freaking fantastic. So much fun. I got to meet Jay-Z. Oh, really? I met. H to the Izzo, V to the Izzay. Why was Jay-Z at a Jonas Brothers concert is my question. It's a little weird, don't you think?

I mean, he's not a businessman. He's a business man. And guess what? There's some money behind the bros. Uh-huh. Dude, it was a star-studded event, man. Freaking. So this is like after the show.

And we went down. Sarah's like, come with me. And so I'm with Sarah and with Sarah's mom. All of a sudden, we run into like all of her like music people that she works with. The guys from Philly Mac or whatever. And then all of a sudden, Jay-Z's there. So Sarah's talking to like Philly Mac or whatever. And then all of a sudden, Jay-Z's there. So Sarah's talking to like her management team or whatever.

And Jay-Z's just standing in the hallway. And I'm just standing next to him being like, oh my God, Jay-Z. So then someone's like, Sarah, this is Jay-Z, this is Jay or whatever. And then they talk for a little bit. I'm just still standing there. And then finally someone's like, oh, and this is her fiance Wells and I turn to him and he's like, hey. I don't know how to I can't do a voice, you know.

But he's like, hey MJ. What did you say? I said, I know who you are. And he's like, how are you? And I was like, I'm sweating a lot right now. And then he laughed because he was like, that's funny. And that was it. That is amazing.

The other thing, the other kind of fun moment of the weekend was, so Jordan McGraw is Dr. Phil's son. So after the show, we went and hung out with Dr. Phil and his lovely wife. That's pretty cool. Dr. Phil, the good doc, was like, let me see the ring. You sure did good, kid. Or whatever. That's how he sounds in my head.

Is he ancient? You make him sound ancient. He's Southern and kind of talks like this. Oh, my gosh. And then I was talking to him. He's like, I've been married for 42 years or whatever, however many years. And I was like, what's the secret, Dr. Phil? And he goes, any time that she says what, change what change your answer and i was like that is a good

piece of advice that is really really good that's hilarious so yeah i love dr phil feel like we're i feel like we're tight now you know did you hit it off with the joe bros i feel like you could be a joe bro i know i'm like. I'm like the bonus bonus Joe bro. The bonus bonus Jonas. Yeah. They're all very nice to me. But the one that is the biggest Bachelor fan is Kevin. Of course.

So I brought Derek to one night. Oh, nice. And so, you know, Kevin was like, hey, what's up? And then Kevin's wife, Danielle, was like hey what's up and then kevin's wife danielle was like oh and i was like this is so funny that you guys like oh but the funniest thing that happened in the whole thing was the bros are still playing okay they're still performing it's in the encore and i get a text from kevin while he's. Hey, we're going to this party afterwards. Meet up. You know, you guys are coming.

Okay. And afterwards, he came and got us. And I was like, how the fuck did you do that? You were on stage. You know, in between songs, I go down and, you know, I take a drink of beer or whatever. And sometimes I check my phone. So I saw you guys in the audience. And I was like, hey, come on.

I was like, you texted me during your little, like, changeover? Like wardrobe changeover? He's like, yeah, fuck. I mean was like, you texted me during your little, like, changeover? Like, wardrobe changeover? He's like, yeah, fuck. I mean, I felt pretty good about that, you know? He could text anybody. He could text Jay-Z. Nuh-uh. Yeah, he could have. Nuh-uh.

Text your boy right here. So then we went to some, like, after party, which was so much fun. There was a lot of famous people there, but I don't, you know. At some point, you get so drunk, you don't know what the hell's going on played some weird game of pool that they invented that i didn't understand the rules for but i was pretty good i won three games so wow i saw my way to being the bonus bonus jonas you know and i'm just i'm excited about it you know i obviously i'm not a great singer and nor do i have a little guitar. I'm no Kev Jonas over here shredding on the axe. But I think I bring something to the Joe bros that they're lacking, you know, which is style.

You know, just rugged good looks, too. You know, we obviously said humor. I'll give you that. You know, and yeah, I think of all the things you said, like maybe that's the one to focus on. Yeah. I know. I feel like Nick's pretty funny, though. You know?

Oh. See? Uh-oh. Even little dog agrees. Oh. You guys, stop. Oh, it's Oklahoma. Oh, yeah. How was that?

Oklahoma. Really great. Really great. Really great. And it's like contemporary now. So Jesse Tyler Ferguson, who plays on Modern Family, he's a red-headed guy. His husband Justin was a producer on this and actually won a Tony

for it. So shout out to Justin Akita. Killing the game, bro. So we went and I've never seen it either. It's really good. And like the way they've done it is awesome. There's one guy named Curly who's going after this one girl who like owns a ranch. Okay. He's like trying to get with her, but she's like, you know, playing hard to get.

And then there's a ranch hand named Judd. I think his name's Judd. Who's also in love with the girl. Okay? You know, so it's like that struggle. Everyone's kind of like creeped out by Judd or Jeb, whatever his name is, for whatever reasons. There's this one scene where

Curly suggests to Judd to commit suicide in Sin Song. It's like, yeah, it would be a lot better if you just got that rope and tied it around your neck. No way. And everyone will come to the funeral

and they'll love you. That's insane. I know. Because it's such an old play. I can't get away with that now, you know? There are some people because it's a comedy that laugh in this song. And I'm like, guys, can't be laughing here.

This is serious. Also, kind of fucked up. What's your favorite musical you've seen? Is the Harry Potter Cursed Child musical? That's pretty good. Yeah. I think that's more of a play, whereas a musical is like a lot more singing. I don't know.

That was pretty great. Book of Mormon. Oh, I haven't seen that either. I haven't seen enough theater. I need to educate myself. If you really want to cry, you just want to let it all out. Dear Evan Hansen,

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Of course. That's why it's ours, right? Totally. It's basically plastic, you know? It is actually plastic. Yeah. It's just such a half-assed cheese. And it just makes me funny because it's like, of course, American cheese is just so shitty.

It's so true. I hate American cheese. And I love all cheese. It's hard true. I hate American cheese. And I love all cheese. It's hard to mess up cheese. And I'll eat cheese on anything. But I will turn down American cheese. That's how bad it is. So I like it.

It's not really cheese. Like cheese to me is like, well, cheddar, a smoked gouda. That's cheese. I love a Colby Jack. Yeah, I love a Colby Jack. I love a Pepper Jack. I love a Pepper Jack. Oh, man. I'll get into Jack. I love a Pepper Jack. I love a Pepper Jack. Oh, man.

I'll get into some brie, you know, on a charcuterie board. Goat cheese is my fave. I just love a goat cheese. How do you feel about blue cheese? That's kind of a controversial cheese. I don't love blue cheese. Sometimes, like, if you go to, like, a really nice restaurant and get blue cheese, like, it's kind of good, but it's definitely not my fave. Dude, what about, though?

Have you ever had blue cheese wedge? No. Dude, that'll change your? Here I have blue cheese wedge. No. Dude, that'll change your life. Game changer? Game changer. So, yeah, American cheese is so American, and I think it's hilarious. It's so gross. It's so gross.

I don't know. Pretty great. It's so gross and pretty great. I mean, here's the thing. That's what America is. It's America. We're horrible, horrible people, but we're also pretty awesome. Yeah.

You know? And also way too much heart disease. So that's probably because it's all the American cheese. It's true. Or the plastic. My other thing. That's my favorite thing. But if any of the people that work for the iPhone Maps or Google Maps or Waze. If I'm getting off and going to a gas station,

shut up and stop telling me to go back to the high. I know that I've diverted a little bit. All right. Just tell me one time. Don't keep on fucking telling me. Okay. And interrupting my book on tape. Okay. Yes, I know. Also figure it out. I went, I'm at a Chevron. Yes. I needed gas. You know?

I do know. This is why I turn the voice off of all of my navigational. Yeah, I know. Can't deal. I know. Just figure it out. Obviously. Yeah.

Or on the phone, pop up a thing that says, are you going to go take a shit? Yes, I am. Going to go take a shit. I'm going to go buy beef jerky. That's going to cost me $17. Still no one knows why beef jerky is so expensive, but whatever. Oh my God, Rye saw how much it was at Yellowstone

and he about lost his mind. He was like, I'm sorry, what? Dude, I know. That's because they're- That's how expensive it is. They live on that Biltong over there in South Africa. Yeah, and he likes it so much better. Yeah.

Snob. Oh, man, I wish I had told him to bring me some biltong. I love it. I can bring you some back when I go next. Okay, cool. Cool. Oh, dude, you know what I wanted to do? Fuck, I forgot to do this.

You know, I was thinking it would be really fun. Maybe we'll do this next episode. I want us to begin the episode with what we think the title of the episode will be. Okay. And then try to figure out a way to incorporate it in the show later. Be like, okay, so this week, Wells gets to choose what the title is going to be. And I'd be like, okay, it's going to be called Donkey Balls. Somehow, we got to work it in, you know.

No, we talk about Donkey Balls? Yeah, I don't know. Like somehow, like there's some punchline or something. And then it's like, boom, there it is, you know no we talk about donkey balls yeah like I don't know like somehow like there's some punchline or something and then it's like boom there it is you know wow this sounds hard

like homework or something oh my god I gave homework up like a decade ago okay oh my god you got any fave things

you are gonna give me such a hard time about this because I'm so late to the friggin party okay I finally watched Avengers end game. I know,

I know, I know, I know. Finally watched it. And I would like to assume there's a whole lot of other people out there that didn't see it in the theater that are now just getting to watch it since it's finally out on iTunes. Freaking loved the ending.

Like, loved. What an amazing hot take you're making right now. Loved the ending. Because, like, the whole time I was like, how are they really gonna end this? Like, how is this really gonna be the last one? It just seems like that's not gonna happen, and they're just telling us it's the last one and they're gonna make a different one.

And I was like, I just can't ever picture an ending to this that, like, suffices and makes you feel like it's all complete but somehow captain america getting to go back and be with this woman and grow old did it for me yeah i like that too it's been so long i can't even remember what happened i mean like i hate tony having to pass because well that was sad but if somebody had to die i know but why would you kill the best guy there? You know, because that's like that's like what tugs the heartstrings. But to be honest with you, your ex brother in law's brother is so fucking funny in that movie. He's hilarious in those movies.

But him being fat is so funny. It's everything. I wonder how long he had to sit in hair and makeup to get all that done oh yeah him being fat is so funny to me for whatever reason but yeah super good all right him his dynamic with the raccoon is hilarious you know it's bradley cooper right yes i didn't know that yeah well all right fave fave loved it i mean you know, super hot take that the highest grossing movie of all time is pretty good. Pretty good.

Pretty good. Yeah. That's all I got. I finished The Shining. You did? I did. This is like you doing Endgame. Like me saying The Shining is a great book is the dumbest thing in the world.

But it's so good. It's a little worse. Let's be honest. Yeah, I know. No, it's not. It's worse. It's the sameest thing in the world but it's so good a little worse let's be honest yeah i know no it's not it's the same thing i will say this though the book why i like the book so much better in the movie you see the movie right yeah it's been a long time but it's blood's favorite movie oh really ask him if he's read the book because um i will i will say this so in the movie danny the little boy boy, it's kind of scary. You know, he's like, red rum.

Tony's telling me. Whatever, you know, it's freaky shit. In the book, it's not really like that. In the book, Danny basically has a kind of a superpower. It's not scary at all. I like that better. And it makes the movie make more sense. So I don't know.

Whatever. All I got to say, great book. I'm going to go ahead and give it a dang, dang, dang, dang, dang. Speaking of The Shining, I totally listened to that on Audible. And I am obsessed with freaking Audible. Of course you are. You love to listen to an audiobook. I don't understand why you dog on me for this.

Maybe I should give it a shot. You think I should? Yes, I think you should. And I'll tell you why. Because right now, all the YFTers out there are going to get a 30 day free trial. Oh, nice. Yeah. Right. Audible has the world's largest selection of audio books and audio entertainment, including Audible Originals. Now, Audible Originals. These are pretty cool, man. I've been listening to these. They're stories created exclusively for audio, including documentaries, exclusive audio books, and scripted shows that you can't hear anywhere else. There's

like sound effects and stuff. It's not just like someone just reading something to you, you know? It's got all this production. It's amazing, man. And with the convenient Audible app, you can listen anytime, anywhere on any device, mobile, Alexa enabled, Bluetooth, and more. I do feel like I would finish more stories if I would listen with Audible instead of read. So maybe I'll give it a shot. Yeah, you should. So here's the deal. You can start a 30 day trial and choose one audio book and two Audible originals absolutely free. And to do that, all you got to do is visit audible.com slash YFT, or you can just text YFT to 500-500.

Okay, so that's audible.com slash YFT, or I can text YFT to 500-500. Do it. And then people will think you're smart. Cool. So I got them fooled. All right, guys. A lot has changed over the last years. And if you're growing your e-commerce business,

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Code YOURFAVORITETHING. Do it. Have you seen the new fashion trend, the big toe heel? The what? The big toe heel. What do you mean by that? It's a, okay, so imagine there is a stiletto, if you will. Uh-huh.

A high heel. You know how the toes, it's a closed toe over so imagine there is a stiletto, if you will. Uh-huh. A high heel. You know how the toes, it's a closed toe over it. Yes. Right? The big toe heel is that, except all the little piggies are covered, except for the big toe. I have not seen this. Do a quick Googs. What do I Google?

I can't be that. Big toe heel. Is that really what it's called? Check it out. New York Post. Big toe heels are the new ugly's called? Check it out. New York Post. Big toe heels are the new ugly shoe trend that's selling out. Go look. Look at the

images. No, this is insane. This is not going to be a thing. It's already a thing. There's no way. Was it on the runways? I never saw it. Yes. Look at the images. All the pictures are from red carpets and runways.

That's insane. The fact is this thing we've run out of ideas for fashion. Okay. But some of these, some of these examples are not, are not that like, this is cute. No,

that's just a sandal. No, but it's on the page for the, that trend. But that one's really cute. Did you look at the images? This one is not cute. Thank you.

Anyways, that's my Saddam for the week. Because why anyone thought that that was a good idea? I don't know. But you're fired. Because not fashion. All right? I feel like the insiders of true, like,

like editorial, like runway fashion, like high fashion. I feel like it's all a joke. And they're like, what can we create? That's so ugly that people will wear because they think it's so cool. Yeah,

exactly. Also like, that's not the, that's the ugliest toe, you know? I know, especially mine. Cause ever stepped on mine and tore the toenail out and it's never looked the same.

It's tragic. Really? Yeah, that's tough. But yeah, that's really sad. Very few people have a good big toe, you know, true. So you shouldn't be showcasing that, guys. All right. Let's cover that one up. Maybe maybe that baby needs to be out. All right. I think it's safe to say that Wells does not have a foot fetish. needs to be out. All right? I think it's safe to say that Wells does not have a foot fetish.

Do you know people that actually have a foot fetish? Because I feel like on my Instagram, I get a lot of comments. Like, if my feet are ever showing, I get a lot of creepy comments about my feet. And I'm like,

how do people, like, actually have foot fetishes in real life? Like, how is that a thing that's so gross? I don't know. I'm down for, like, giving foot rubs and stuff to Sarah.

Fine. It doesn't bother me. But you're not, like, obsessed with her feet. No. But let me tell you something. If she wore these shoes. What would you do?

I don't know. I would. Throw them away. I'd just throw them away. I'd slather them in peanut butter and give it to Carl. And be like, do your work, buddy. That's insane. Do what you do.

I can't believe that's a thing. Someone explain it to me. How some people have upside down Twitter bios? The text is upside down. Have you seen that? They do? Yeah. No.

I feel like you're just not perceptive. Anyways, it's a whole thing where people have upside down letters. You're just not perceptive. And I just don't understand. Number one, how did you do this? What program allows this? It has to be some sort of code that does that. I know. Okay. And then why are you do this? Like, what program allows this? It has to be some sort of code that does that. I know.

Okay. And then why are you doing this? Yeah, that's the better question. What do you want me to do? You want me to flip this thing around so I can see? They're just trying to be different, Wells. Here's the thing. People that have the upside-down Twitter bios are also the people that are doing the big-toe heel.

Do you think? I hate them. Something tells me the nerds that know how to do the upside down Twitter bio can't afford the trendy big toe heels. Maybe not. All right, well, you got anything else? I'd love to just touch on Yellowstone.

Yes. All the favorite things of your trip across the country with Rye. Yeah, so, I mean, it was a long trip. I mean, we were gone 10 days, so I'm not going to, like, bore everybody or anything. But, like, I can't say thank you enough to all the wife to years that like sent me recommendations because I really did read so many of them.

And a lot of the things I made a point to see were based on your guys's recommendations. So thank you so much. Yeah. Um, I did the first three days we did in Jackson hole and then the last six days we did in Yellowstone. we did in Jackson Hole and then the last six days we did in Yellowstone and I had heard from a lot of people that people just really love the Tetons more than the than Yellowstone and so I just I had a feeling that I was gonna love it um the Tetons the Tetons wait did you are you the one that told me that it means the big tit it means big tits yeah yeah okay you told me that that's

nuts um it's all I can see now when I look at them. Yeah. But anyway, so I just like, I wish we'd had more time in the Tetons because I only really gave us a day there because we horseback rode in Jackson Hole. And I feel like the Tetons deserve their own trip. So I have to go back there. But my favorite part of the trip was Jackson Hole. It is the cutest town. Have you been? Yes.

Remember, I suggested to go to the Million Dollar Bar. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you did. I could live there. It is so great. I is the cutest town. Have you been? Yes. Remember I suggested to go to the million dollar bar. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you did. It's it's like I could live there. It is so great. I loved it so much. Um, I liked Yellowstone. Don't get me wrong. We had a great time and I loved it, but, um, but the, but for me, Jackson Hole was just like the best part of the whole trip. We had did some really great horseback riding. I loved the town. Uh, the Tetons are just stunning, like the most stunning thing I've ever seen in the United States. So loved it. Yellowstone, we had a great time. We stayed at a really cool place called Under Canvas. So we glammed the whole way, which sounds great, but it's only great if you have a dude that can build

your fire and is willing to get up every one to two hours to feed said fire or you will freeze to death. Is Michelle Huseman that guy or or is he not that guy? Yes, he is. Okay. Thank God. So I woke up the first day, of course, like so sick. I was sick the entire trip. And it was like all like head cold, chest cold kind of thing. And I think he felt so bad that I was so sick

that that was probably the biggest reason he got up during the middle of the night. But I could not have gone and done all of that on my own. I could not have gotten up every hour to feed the fire. So unless you guys have – one of you of the couple is willing to get up and build the fire all the time. It is hard to go and do that just because it gets so cold. It gets so warm during the day and then it drops to like 38 at night and it's nuts. But we loved it.

Since I had him build the fire, like everything was good under canvas was amazing. Highly recommend, um, of the three places we stayed at, it was my favorite. Uh, and they have locations all over the United States. So I'm trying to hit them all. I'd love to do like a little under canvas tour, Yellowstone highlights for me. I loved the grand prismatic out of all the hot springs and geysers and everything we saw. Like that was kind of my favorite. We went in the got in the Boiling River. A lot of people recommended the Boiling River, which is in North Yellowstone. It's so cool because all those geysers that are literally like boiling water feed into the freezing cold river that runs north through

Yellowstone. So where that water meets, it like makes little warm pools where people get in and just sit in like the warm water. And it's very, very, very cool. Loved that. My favorite part of Yellowstone that was Lamar Valley. A lot of people recommended that

to go see wolves, bears, bison, all the wildlife. And that I think the day we spent in Lamar Valley was my favorite day. So all in all, fabulous trip. Even though I was sick, absolutely loved it. Thank you guys for your recommendations.

We had a wonderful time. I told you to go, but you didn't listen to me, which, because, you know, whatever. The next trip you need to go to is Sun Valley, Idaho. That was far from where we were. I know. I Googled it. I'm just telling you, though, like, if you like Jackson Hole and, like, kitschy, cute mountain towns,

Sun Valley is one of my favorite places in the world. It's so cool. Well, I found out that Tish the Dish is obsessed with Idaho, even though she's never been. Okay. And she wants to do a covered bridges tour of Idaho. Is that a band or something?

No, like, the covered bridges,, like Bridges of Madison County, that covered bridge in that movie. Oh, yeah. I guess they have those covered bridges all over Idaho, and she wants to go see them all. Can you do it in her voice? I love the Bridges of Madison County. It is my favorite movie, and I just have to go and see

that one covered bridge, Bran. Can we please go? That's so funny, dude. I'll go with you guys. And I just have to go and see that one covered bridge brand. Can we please go? That's so funny, dude. I'll go with you guys. I'll go to Sun Valley with y'all. Guess what I'm doing this week? Going to go see John Mayer.

I wish. Second best. Second best. I have never seen the band Camino live. I talk about them all the time. And we've played so much of their music. And every time they've played a show either here or or Denver or LA, I have not been there. Finally, they're playing Nashville this week, and I get to go see them live. I'm so excited.

Dope. Super pumped. That's cool, man. Yeah, man. If you guys could, please go rate and review the show there on iTunes, and then you press the five stars, and then you write, Wells is hilarious in branded fashion and then we we can read stuff from it you know uh-huh also go follow our uh instagram page where all the stuff is at it's at yf podcast on instagram there's also yf white no sorry yft podcast what are you

talking about yeah sorry yft podcast there's also yft podcast.com so yeah please do that so here's the thing this week we were in the top 50 of the best shows in the comedy category in america that's pretty cool which is very cool but all of these bachelor friends of mine that have their own podcasts they're all like in the top like seven in the tv category huh like Betches is two. Almost Famous was, like, four. And so I'm just thinking, we need to change it over to... Because, like, in the comedy category, you have Joe Rogan's podcast. No, I know.

You know? Like, who can compete with that? Yeah. Or you've got... What's the guy who is married to the girl from Frozen? Dax Shepard's podcast. Oh, Chris and Bill. Yeah.

Bullet switch. I saw that and I was like, dope, dude. We got in the top 50 of the comedy category. That's crazy. Thanks, everybody. The whole point of this is that what you got to do is you got to go rate and review. And then the more of those we get, I feel like that pushes us up, you know? And you can write anything, you know?

This is from JordyNHW. Fun, relatable, engaging. Five stars. He says, Brandy is hilarious. Wells, donkey balls. Really? He said that? No, he didn't, but I...

Oh, man. I really wish he had. I did the show now. I believed you. I know. you had. I'm in the show now. I believed you. I know. You also believe me that I said that the Grand Tetons are an old Indian saying that means great boobs. Wait. No. I feel like that's true.

I Googled it. Really? Can you tell me this? No. Yeah. So you're telling me that one of my lies actually turned out to be true? Yeah, it's true. We Googled it.

Oh, shit. Well, that's funny. We Googled where. Oh, shit. Well, that's funny. We Googled where did the name Teton come from and it said something like that. Oh, that's awesome. I love the world, you know? I do know. Wait, I also forgot to tell you,

I ran into a YFT-er in Yellowstone. Really? Ran into YFT-ers in the most random places. But yeah, I was up near the Grand Canyon of Yellowstone and we ran in to get like a snack or whatever in the little store they have there and this lady was so nice she came up to me and she was like i don't want to bother you and i don't want to make a scene or anything i just want to tell you i love your podcast and i love you and wells was so sweet that's awesome

loved her i love when people say that to me here it is So according to the internet, I don't know how reliable that is. Definitely real. It says, I googled what did the name Tetons come from? French trappers are responsible for naming the three peaks now known as the South, Middle, and Grand Teton. They called the mountains Les Trois Tetons or the Three Breasts. The Grand Teton, the tallest of the three, literally means the big tit. That's amazing. That's what Google says. I'm going to send it to you.

Oh, look over there. That one looks like a big boobie. So you really just made that up and didn't think that that was real? Yes. I mean, maybe it's not. Maybe Google's lying, but I'm going to believe it. Believe it.

I'm going to choose to believe. Well, the good news for all of you guys about my depressedness, about my man leaving, is I'm going to be so sad. All I'm going to believe it. Believe it. I'm going to choose to believe. Well, the good news for all of you guys about my depressedness, about my man leaving, is I'm going to be so sad. All I'm going to do is sit in bed and watch TV. So I'll have some new faves for you next week. Nice. That's cool.

I've got to leave town. I'm going to New York again for some work. New York. New York. And then, yeah, I don't know. I'm going to iHeartFest, even though I'm scarred from last year. Yeah, I don't know if I'm going to iheart fest even though i'm scarred from last year yeah i don't know if i'm gonna go to iheart fest yeah last year we were scarred but miley's performing so i gotta go what day is she performing i think saturday damn i don't know why well the

emmys are that weekend so you know but neither bachelor in paradise nor modern family were nominated for an emmy which i'm used to that, but really? The last season of Modern Family didn't get an Emmy nomination? Really? What? Got fucked up. Got fucked up. You know?

Fucked up. It's fine. Donkey balls. All right, go eat a giant tub of ice cream and then go have some Skype sex with Misiata Houston. He's on a plane still. You can do it still. You can do that. It's like the half mile high club kind of is i guess all right dude well i miss you and i love you

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