Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Donkey Thongs & Let’s Make Showers Great Again!

Episode Date: April 16, 2025

Hi, YFTer’s. We’re on a post-Masters high over here. What are the Masters you say?? First of all, how could you, second of all only the bestest, greatest sports event of the year! Cheap-ish beer, ...sun for days and sweet redemption for a classy fella named Rory. What’s not to love. But you know, other stuff happened this week too. Brandi’s poor doggo needed to go to emerg, and one of her donkey’s made a break for it. All cuz someone left a gate open. Isn’t that like the first thing you learn after walking?! Always CLOSE THE GATE. Meanwhile, Brandi has thoughts on low flow showers and did the President just sign an order to Make America’s Showers Great Again?! Finally we’re getting the water pressure we all deserve. Your hosts discuss the three pillars of Coachella - be fashionable, manage your supply, and don’t get heatstroke. Easy, right? Lastly, Brandi is all caught up on the White Lotus finale and has some thoughts, as well as lots of new show/seasons discussions. There’s a hot new sound bite debuting this episode too - be sure to record it and playback whenever your next scam call comes through. Bye for now!! Favorite things mentioned: Your Friends and Neighbors Last of Us (it’s back!!) White Lotus Black Mirror The Pitt (season finale!) Handmaid’s Tale Iron Flame (Book) How I Love by Bungalow Collect Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!  Mood: Get 20% off your first order at Mood.com/YFT with promo code YFT. Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to Hungryroot.com/yft and use code yft. Happy Mammoth: For a limited time get 15% off on your entire first order at happymammoth.com and use the code YFT. Quince: Go to Quince.com/yft for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order. Ancient Nutrition: Ancient Nutrition is offering 25% off your first order when you go to AncientNutrition.com/YFT. Prolon: Visit ProlonLife.com/YFT to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift. Skims: Visit SKIMS.com and after you place your order, be sure to let them know we sent you! Select "podcast" in the survey and select YFT in the dropdown menu. Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation.

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Starting point is 00:01:22 Ooh, bada ba ba ba. Got out of the sauna. That's a little bit sweaty. How's everybody doing out there? Been traveling like crazy, my guys. Got back yesterday afternoon. I was at the Masters, a tradition unlike any other. And it was amazing.
Starting point is 00:01:42 It is, without a doubt, not even close, the greatest sporting event in the world. I've been to World Series, Game 7s of the World Series, I've been to Super Bowls, and it just is so much better than everything else I've ever been to. If you ever get a chance to go to the Masters, you need to go. It was amazing. And then also the fact that, you know, Rory McElroy won the career Grand Slam. And I'm going to be honest with you, he's my favorite golfer. Okay. He has been for quite some time. Might be kind of polarizing. Some people like Bryson DeChambeau. Some people like Brooks Kapka. Some people, you
Starting point is 00:02:17 know, like Rory. Some people like Scottie. I'm a Rory guy. All right. I think he's got an elegant swing. I wish I could play golf like him. I think he hits the ball so far for how tall he is which I think is very impressive and I think he's just very honest and open and Authentic which I feel like we don't get a whole lot of with our sports stars who are media trained and smart But he tried it very hard to fuck up that final round of the Masters But you know what he got it done And now he's a career Grand Slam winner. He's the sixth person to ever do it. First person since Tiger did it long ago,
Starting point is 00:02:52 I think 20 years ago, right? 24 years ago. And I got to be there for it. Him crumbling to the ground after winning the playoff, making that three foot putt, and just weeping like a baby. It was the most real, authentic ending to a sporting event I've ever seen. You could see how important it was to him, what it meant to get that monkey off his back. It just poured out of him.
Starting point is 00:03:21 He couldn't help it. And if you weren't a Rory fan before that, you gotta be one now because at least he's showing you that he cares. And I commented on one of the posts is it only matters to us if it matters to them. And sometimes people win those tournaments and they, you know, they're so robotic and stuff. And you're like, I don't know if you care about this, but like when you see someone like that, when you're like, oh my God, I could see how important this is to you so it's important to me now that you've done this I know it's stupid and hyperbole and whatever it's a dumb game but I do love golf a lot and I am happy for him and it was just a crazy freaking
Starting point is 00:04:00 ending to a tournament I mean starts with double bogey and then loses the lead immediately, then kind of crawls back and then all of a sudden you're like, oh my God, he's kind of got this in the bag and he gets to 13 and he hits three woods, nine iron to get down to about 80 yards so he doesn't hit the ball in the water in a second shot and just make an easy par or birdie. And he hits this like fat right push that goes in the water, makes double. And you think, oh my God, he's gonna piss it away. He gets to 15 and he's hooked his ball behind the tree and he hits this rope hook seven iron,
Starting point is 00:04:40 230 yards down the hill to about seven feet for eagle. And you think he's got it back, baby. And then he misses the pot for Eagle. And you're like, oh God, here we go. And then like another bogey. And then all of a sudden just Rosie's like making this crazy run. And he makes that birdie on 18.
Starting point is 00:04:59 And you're like, oh my God, Rory, you need this. And makes that birdie on 16. And that kind of like unique pin placement. that's not the normal Sunday pin placement. And you're like, he's back baby. And all he's got to do is par the last hole and he absolutely stripes his drive through the narrowest freaking shoot in golf history on 18, little butter cut. And he's got a gap wedge in and he pushes it into the bunker and he's got a five foot putt to win it and you just knew he was going to miss it and he did and all of a sudden we're
Starting point is 00:05:32 in a playoff and Rosie goes first he puts a ball in the middle of the fairway and you're thinking Rory's going to piss this away and then he absolutely crushes the ball to about two yards where he hit just a little bit ago when he made bogey, pulls out gap wedge, sticks it to three feet, Rosie pushes that ball out left, Rory drains, gotta be the hardest three foot putt that's ever been in the history of golf,
Starting point is 00:05:56 at least for him, and boom, he won. And I'm just so happy for him, and I know that's so stupid, it's a 40 year old man, I cried, I cried when it happened, and I'm not ashamed of for him and I know that's so stupid. It's a 40 year old man. I cried. I cried when it happened and I'm not ashamed of that. It was cool. I don't know. That's what's fun about sport. I know this isn't my golf podcast, but if you do like my golf stuff, you should go listen
Starting point is 00:06:14 to the Vandy Index podcast I do with my buddy, Chad Mumm, who created Full Swing. It's a lot of this stuff. We did a show live from the Masters that came out yesterday. And I'll kind of quit talking about the golf because I know you guys don't really care about it, but some people do. I see a lot of comments are like, I'm a YFT here and I like the golf thing.
Starting point is 00:06:31 So anyways, but for all you YFTers, boyfriends or husbands or whatever, they like that part. The thing that I just did, they liked that part. You didn't like it, but your boyfriend did. Should we call her? Should we call the Brandy? Let's do it. It's time to call a rev.
Starting point is 00:06:49 Rory McElroy is the greatest. Hi. What up? Same shit different day. What's going on? What ails you? It's actually not what ails me. It's what ails little dog.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Oh, what's happening with little dog. It's not great guys. I woke up Sunday morning, of course. Like why do the animals do this on the day that the vet is closed and you have to go to the emergency vet, you know, it's animals can't ever pick to have a problem on a day or during hours that vets are normally in office. It's always an after hours or emergency call. You know? Dr. Justin Marchegiani Yeah. Dr. Julie Kwan Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:30 Dr. Julie Kwan Always. Dr. Justin Marchegiani Of course. Dr. Julie Kwan Sunday morning, wake up and the little dog comes. She sleeps in a crate, her and Happy together and comes walking out of her crate and is like not walking right. Dr. Justin Marchegiani Mm-hmm. Dr. Julie Kwan Like walking sideways and just seems like she's in pain. And as some backstory, the little dog has something called IVDD. Do you know what that is? No.
Starting point is 00:07:56 I don't know exactly what it stands for, but it's some sort of disc disorder that beagles get. I know. And so she's had, in the past, she's had two little tiny flare ups where I can tell she's uncomfortable. And the first time it happened, obviously they diagnosed her with that and they gave her just some pain meds and they send her home and say limit her activity and give her some meds. And usually after like a day or two, she's feeling a lot better. This time it just looked different. She just didn't, I don't know. And when I showed Matt, he was like, that looks like tick paralysis. And I was like, what do you mean? And he was like, well, in Australia, our ticks can paralyze dogs and kill them. He was like, do you have those
Starting point is 00:08:32 there? And I was like, well, fuck, I don't know. I don't like, I've never, I've never had that happen, but that doesn't mean it can't. And so I just started to panic. And then I was like, all right, I can't wait until Monday. She has to go to the vet. So I took her to the vet and lo and behold, um, no tick paralysis. That can't happen in the United States, just so everyone knows. But she does have IVDD and it's partly that. And it's also that she has something where her kneecap joint, like her kneecap over her joints slides off of the joint when she's walking. And apparently dogs can be born with that and it cannot bother them for a long, long time. And then all of a sudden bother them as they get older and develop arthritis. And
Starting point is 00:09:15 unfortunately for her, it's a combo of that and the IVDD. Tanner Iskra So the poor little dog has to be carried everywhere, carried up and down the stairs, carried out to use the bathroom. She can't go outside unsupervised because she can't run around. Is this forever or is she going to bounce back? No. I mean, they say she should get more comfortable after a week.
Starting point is 00:09:36 Yeah. You should get one of those little wheel barrels that they put on dogs and then they can kind of like wheel around. Well, I think that that's what she she would have to do long term if she doesn't get better. Yeah. Well, I would, I don't think we're there yet. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:51 I don't. I think there's like other things you can do like hydrotherapy. She can walk on a water treadmill and do some PT before we go there is what I'm hoping. But that's what that's what I've been dealing with. Also one of my donkeys got loose on the street on Saturday. That was fun. A donkey on the loose? Donkey on the loose.
Starting point is 00:10:08 I'm scrolling Facebook. The only reason I have Facebook is because I'm in this neighborhood Facebook group. Which by the way, if you guys live in a neighborhood and there's a neighborhood Facebook group and you're not in it, you are missing out. The tea has gotta be amazing. On piping hot neighborhood tea.
Starting point is 00:10:23 It's so entertaining. but every now and then They'll post like loose animals, you know, and not only do I want enough minor out But I like to help if someone's lost a dog or something So I'm scrolling and there's a picture of my donkey walking the streets of the neighborhood. So I had to go wrangle that How did the donkey get out? Oh Somebody left a gate open, so like landscaping. I just, I will never understand. Like I get it, not everyone grew up on a farm
Starting point is 00:10:50 or around animals, but don't you think it's common sense that if a gate is closed and you open it, that you should then shut it back behind you? Yes. Like I think that's common sense. Apparently it's not. No, yeah, like our gardener or pool guy will do that a lot. Where you're like, dude, come on, man.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Like I know you're carrying like a big net or whatever, but that's why you gotta get those doors that got a little spring in it, you know, pops back. So you need. Yeah, the gates, yeah, I don't know if you did, I don't know, but that's what happened. So it's been fun around here, you know? Dang, well, amazing.
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Starting point is 00:14:26 I mean, that was happening on Sunday. Who won it? Rory McIlroy. Is he, is there like some, some tea with him? It's so much tea. Was he an unexpected winner or? No, he's, you know, he's been like one of the better players for the past like 15 years.
Starting point is 00:14:44 The tea behind it is, is that he has won three of the better players for the past like 15 years. The T behind it is is that he has won three of the other majors. He's won the PGA championship, he's won the open championship with the British Open, he's with the US Open and so he but he hasn't won the Masters. And so when you win all four of those, then you complete the career gland Grand Slam, and it's only been done six times. So it's like Jack Nicklaus and Tiger Woods and Gary Player and Gene Sarazin and Ben Hill.
Starting point is 00:15:10 So the big deal that he won. Little polarizing, like either people love him or hate him, but I love him and I love the way he plays golf and I'm rooting for him. But like it was such a stressful Sunday. It looked like he was just gonna piss it away in the beginning and then he looked like he was gonna win. Then it looked like he was gonna piss it away again. And then he looked like he was gonna win. They look like he's gonna piss it away again and then he looked like he was
Starting point is 00:15:26 gonna win. Then someone named Justin Rose like came out of nowhere and then was like, Oh my god, then he like makes something crazy birdie on on 16 to like get back to be one up and then all he had to do is part of the last one he freaking makes a bogey and then he goes into the playoff and you're like, Oh my god, he's gonna piss it away but then he doesn't. It was amazing. And then when he won, I was telling the wife tears when he won, you know, this is this has been like 14 years in the making. And like,
Starting point is 00:15:49 every time he comes the Masters, the storyline is Can you do it? And it's like he can't, you know, finally makes this putt and he crumbles to his knees, and he just starts weeping, like, you could see the years years of pain and built up anxiety and stress just like come out of him. And he gets up and he's like walking around and he's like kind of like dazed and he's just like can't stop crying.
Starting point is 00:16:14 And it was just like a really authentic moment. Cause I think, like I was telling the YFT years before I called you, like I think that, you know, a lot of athletes are really well media trained and they're robotic, you know? But you really like it when you're like, oh, this means something to you. That's fun.
Starting point is 00:16:29 Yeah, it's nice. It was awesome. I'm so, it's so cool. I got to be there for that one. Aside, like the Masters is the greatest experience there has ever been. It's not even close. Super Bowls, World Series, World Cups, not even close. And even World Series World Cups not even close
Starting point is 00:16:46 It's and even if you don't like golf you get there and you're like this is fucking awesome beers are cheap It's so beautiful. Everyone's having a good time. No cell phones. You just have to exist It's good weather this year great weather Just the whole thing 10 out of 10. I know it's really hard to take it to get, but if you ever get the opportunity to go to the Masters, go to the Masters. You will not be- How do you get tickets if it's so difficult?
Starting point is 00:17:11 There's a lottery every year. So like if you're like a dork like me, you've got it in your calendar of like, request for tickets. That's how my best friend Kirsten's fiance got them last year. Yeah. Actually, now that you say it.
Starting point is 00:17:24 Every year you just request for some ticket and some years you'll get it and some years you won't. I've done it the past like six years. I've never gotten. When you get the lottery ticket, is it expensive or cheaper? No, they're very reasonably priced. Yeah, they're probably like maybe a couple hundred dollars
Starting point is 00:17:41 for the ticket. But then what happens is, is that people will resell them for like $10,000, you know? That's fucking, you should not be allowed to do that, I feel. I agree. I feel like Donald Trump and Kid Rock just signed something about, I don't know, ticket sales or something.
Starting point is 00:17:58 Speaking of Trump. Okay. He has finally done something I agree with. What is that? Let me send you the he stopped the tariff bullshit. So the stock market wasn't in the crap. I mean, that was nice, but that's not what I'm talking about. It's a new house, you pay a lot of money and the developers, you're not allowed to do anything more. They put restrictors on they used to have a restrictor where you could take it out. But now they weld it in. And you take a shower or wash your hands, whatever you do, including dishwashers where
Starting point is 00:18:28 no water comes out. But you wash your hands and in my case I like to take a nice shower to take care of my beautiful hair. I have to stand under the shower for 15 minutes until it gets wet. It comes out drip, drip, drip. It's ridiculous. What the fuck is he talking about what did you send me the volume was off for me just for future reference but obviously i've seen it
Starting point is 00:18:54 i know what he said what do you mean i have never related to the president of the united states more in my life i can't fucking stand it when I stay in a hotel and there's no fucking water pressure and I can't get the shampoo and conditioner out of my hair. It's infuriating. So was he signing like a water pressure bill? Yes, because back in the day, I guess he said that they said the Biden administration, maybe like the Biden administration increased it. I don't know. But for as long as I can fucking remember, there's all these water regulations and they put these things in our showerhead that are water restrictors to use less water, you know? Which listen, I totally get it. I'm totally on board
Starting point is 00:19:32 with like saving water and everything. However, Trump's argument, I don't think it's in that clip, but Trump says like, I have to stand there for 15 minutes just for my hair to get wet. I'm using the same amount of water because I have to be in there so much longer and I freaking agree. And at home, sometimes if you're lucky and you're living like an older home, you can take the water restrictor out of the showerhead. But in new builds and new constructions that they don't even let you do that. It's like, it's like in the walls, the water restrictor and then you have no fucking water pressure. And so it's I think a bill to like do away with that, which fucking cracks me up. But hey, I'm on board because I can relate.
Starting point is 00:20:09 I'll tell you what, Bill, I want him to sign. Tell me. It's the can the AC plugs on planes fucking be a little tighter so it holds the thing in? Because I feel like they're caught. It's always like drooping out and then like doesn't charge. And all of a sudden you're like two hours into a flight and you're like, this isn't charging this entire time. They'll push it back in, then it'll like beep and it's charging again. You're like, okay, we're back.
Starting point is 00:20:32 And then all of a sudden, like an hour later, you're like, oh my God, it slipped out again. And it hasn't been charging this entire time. I don't understand why those are all the loosest slots ever. You know? What happened there? I don't know. those are all the loosest slots ever. You know, what happened there? I don't know. Also, the USB plug that's always like button in the in the screen has never worked in the history. I
Starting point is 00:20:54 don't think I don't think they're connected. I'm pretty sure the airlines are like you want to talk with them a little bit. This will be funny. We'll put this thing in and they'll be like, yes, I can charge my phone while I'm watching, you know, downloaded show. And then they're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, we are not going to give you anything. You get you got nothing and like it. I'm surprised you're not charging us to fucking to plug it in. But I will say this. I've always been an American Airlines boy. I flew Delta over to, to Atlanta. They've got free wifi now. And- Really?
Starting point is 00:21:26 Yep. And you know what? The free wifi, I was streaming the masters the entire time. Wow. You know what else Delta is doing? What's that? I haven't fact checked this. I saw it on TikTok. So, you know, but I'm pretty sure it's real. So because of all the bullshit Southwest has rolled out,
Starting point is 00:21:43 Delta is matching your like your status, your airline status. If you have A-list or A-list preferred on Southwest, they will give you like gold or platinum on Delta or whatever their, you know, their SkyMiles thing is, like the highest tier so that you can experience what it's like to have status on Delta instead of Southwest.
Starting point is 00:22:02 A genius. That is evil. Genius. Genius. I love it. Yeah. You know what I'm flying on Wednesday? Well, so you know I'm flying today effectively? Uh, what?
Starting point is 00:22:13 Bark Air, taking Boo to New York. Ooh! That's right. Boo is a bougie girl. She is. Look, if you're looking at me right now and being like, that's my bitch. I fly private. Okay
Starting point is 00:22:29 I love that for boo. Yeah, I love that for her too. But that means we have to drug the hell out of her. It's gonna be gabapentin and melatonin up the ass. Is gabapentin what you give her to chill her out? That's one of the things that the vet has given us, yes. That's what little dogs on. For the AIS? IVDD. The vacation season is nearly upon us, thank God for that.
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Starting point is 00:26:35 Anyways, how's stage coach, bro? Stage coach is not for two weeks. What is everyone out right now? People are at something. Coachella. Ah, you didn't go to Coachella? You didn't go to the cell? No. I didn't go, but you know what? I was to the Chell? No, I didn't go. But you know what?
Starting point is 00:26:47 I was having some FOMO watching it all play out on TikTok. I'd never been to the Chell. Is that what they call it? Really? No one calls it that. They should. But it's, I've been several times. I went a lot when I lived in LA.
Starting point is 00:26:59 It can be fun. It's all about your crew. It's all about who you go with because there are parts of Coachella that are rough. You gotta walk like two miles to get an Uber. It's hot, it's dusty. Everyone's on drugs. You gotta look good.
Starting point is 00:27:18 You gotta look good and it's hot. Yeah, but it's like if you have a good crew and you go with good people, then it's super fun. There's nothing worse than having to be fashionable and on drugs at the same time. That's tough. And sweating. Yeah, because of course, because when you're on drugs, you're like... And it's 100 degrees.
Starting point is 00:27:33 Anxious about everything and you're like, oh my God, is my outfit or my puffy boots okay? Yeah, that's why I've never been. Seems that Coachella is all about the music, of course, but a close second is the fashion. Yeah. And girls apparently are just walking around in thongs at Coachella. I love it. I love that for us.
Starting point is 00:27:54 That's the trend this year. And it makes me feel so old. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think that we'll get to a point where people are just naked? Probably, yeah. Or do you think we'll go, like, it'll switch back? Usually it all switches back, right? Yeah. I
Starting point is 00:28:08 know. Yeah. One can only hope. No, I hope the thong thing stays put. Okay. I think that's good for the world. I think that's good for. I won't tell Sarah you said that. I didn't cheat on her. I'm just saying that I think the thong thing's good, you know? You gotta air it out, you know? No tan lines. Right. If I had a choice between like going on vacation and it was bikinis or no bikinis allowed,
Starting point is 00:28:31 of course I would say I would like the bikinis there. Ah, okay. You know? Just like you would probably be like, well, I wish that all the men were wearing Speedos. Mm-mm. No. I don't like Speedos. Why is it a double standard? Why don't you guys wanna see us in Skimpy Little Things? I don't need Speedos. Why is it a double standard? Why don't you guys want to see us in Skimpy Little Things?
Starting point is 00:28:46 I don't need to see men's upper thighs. It's a lot of hair. A lot of hair. I don't see that. All right, well, do you have any fave things, bro? Yeah, I do. I started a new show that I'm loving. Tell me all about it.
Starting point is 00:28:58 On Apple+. Okay. I think it's called Your Friends and Neighbors. Okay. Are you familiar with this? I'm not. John Hamm, one of my faves. Love Hamm.
Starting point is 00:29:07 He's the star of the show. Also Amanda Peet is in it. I love her. I feel like there was somebody else, big name. Olivia Munn. Oh, Olivia Munn. Yeah, yeah, and she's fucking hilarious in it. I'm gonna let you read the synopsis
Starting point is 00:29:18 because I tried to explain it to Matt and he said I did a bad job. So you tell us about it and then I'll give you my two cents. A hedge fund manager resorts to burglary after losing his job, targeting wealthy neighbors to maintain his family lifestyle, but makes a fateful error breaking into the wrong home. Your friends and neighbors on Apple TV, starring John Ham, Amanda, Pete and Olivia Munn.
Starting point is 00:29:42 Not a great synopsis, but it sets the tone. So essentially in episode one, you meet this guy, Jon Hamm, and he's married and has kids, and it kind of gives you like a really quick five second, you know, summary of like, I came from nothing, I made myself something so that I could give my family this great life and I work my ass off and blah, blah, blah. Now I have all the things that anybody could ever want, the nice house, the nice car, all the things.
Starting point is 00:30:07 And then really quickly, his wife leaves him for his friend and he loses his job and everything just goes to shit so fast, like in the top of the show. And then like the synopsis says, he resorts to sneaking into his friend's mansions when he knows they're somewhere else and he'll take one thing, like one watch, you know, and then go pawn it. And that's how he's like surviving essentially. But there's also a whole dynamic of like, you know, his wife, he caught his wife cheating with his best friend.
Starting point is 00:30:36 And so there's that whole dynamic and him, you know, trying to fix things with his kids and spend time with his kids. And his wife is honestly kind of shitty. Like I love Amanda Peet, but man, her character, I just am like, you're a shitty person. Like this man worked his ass off to give you this life. You cheat on him with his best fucking friend
Starting point is 00:30:55 and then just like stay with him. Like it's just no big deal. Like that that's not wrong in so many ways. And the two of them act like he shouldn't be bothered at all that they're together. And this friend just moves into John's mansion and is living in his house with his wife and his kids and they all act like it's just like okay it's crazy. And then meanwhile Olivia Munn is divorced from a very rich man and she got a lot of his money and she's living in this fabulous mansion
Starting point is 00:31:21 and John Hamm's character is fucking Olivia Munn which which I'm here for, but it's just like everyone's, you know, marital and family dynamics are also a very prominent part of the show, which I really like. And then the fun part is like him breaking and entering and stealing shit. So anyway, I'm only two episodes in, but I really love it. All right, your friends and neighbors. Is the entire season out?
Starting point is 00:31:39 No, I think there's like three episodes out and then it probably comes out weekly. I feel like that's what Apple does is like at the top of a season, they'll release like two or three episodes at once and then make you wait every week. Yeah. Which is annoying. Well, I did watch one thing. Okay. Other than the Masters. Last of Us is back. I haven't even watched it yet. What? I know. I know. Yeah, I needed to think, thankfully they did the thing of the like, this is what happened like a year and a half ago when you watched it. I know. Yeah, I needed like to think. Thankfully they did the thing of the like this is what happened like a year and a half ago and you watched it.
Starting point is 00:32:08 I was gonna say how long ago did that season come out two years? Yeah, it was a long time ago. I feel like it was like pandemic when that came out. I don't even know. Me too. Anyways, we're back with Pedro Pascal and Ramsey whatever her name is. What's cool about the show is is you know, it's based on
Starting point is 00:32:23 this video game, right? And I see these clips on social media where someone will clip like the part of the video game next to like an actual scene. And there it's almost like exact, like I don't play the video game, but I imagine if I did, I'd be like, this is the coolest show ever. Cause it's like exactly like word for word, the same Pedro Pascal and Bella's character, they're kind of like feuding, you know, it's a little bit of like the angsty teenager relationship with the father and everything. This is his first episode and they're in that compound that they kind of get to there at the end. Meanwhile, you know, the fireflies are like coming after
Starting point is 00:32:57 them because they fucked some shit up. There's a new kind of like love interest, you know how she's into girls, you remember that like the the girl that she how she's into girls. You remember that? Like the the girl that she liked at the end died. And so there's like a new love interest. It's like really cute girl. They're both like that five foot one, maybe 90 pounds, both of them, right? Yeah. And for some reason, like their job is to go out on patrol and kill freaking those like those walkers. Are you serious? Nothing is like women obviously can do everything but if you have these like crazy weird monsters wouldn't you want like your big badass like
Starting point is 00:33:30 navy seals in there? Not the five foot tall 90 pound girls. There's no way anyone would agree to this. This is crazy. I don't know like maybe their skill gun skills are just really spectacular. The other thing is that she is immune. She's like the answer to the problem and they're allowing I don't know, like maybe their skill, gun skills are just really spectacular. The other thing is that she is immune. She's like the answer to the problem and they're allowing her to go be fucking possibly killed by these things. Like they need to be having her like kept safe.
Starting point is 00:33:56 I mean, no one knows that she's got the thing, but still like Pedro Pascal needs to be like, she's not allowed to do this. You guys don't understand why yet, but she might be like the way out of this whole thing. If you guys let her keep on riding off in a horse with another 80 pound girl, they're gonna get murdered by a bear to the bear in the first episode. What happens if a bear comes around guys? We got to save her.
Starting point is 00:34:18 Anyways, great show. Great show. Can't wait to start it. Yeah. Speaking of HBO, did you watch the end of White Lotus? Yes, I did. Did you like the ending? You know, it's just very anticlimactic, right? Like the whole show, I was just, I think I was just hoping for something bigger and better.
Starting point is 00:34:36 And I think I was hoping for something like more to happen with Greg slash Gary. And that whole thing instead of him just giving her money. Like, I don't know, it just seemed like I just wanted more there, right? I wanted him to be badder than that, I think. Yeah. Tragedy, tragic losing Chelsea. I mean, she was the best character in the whole show. I know, I saw this interview with Patrick Schwarzenegger
Starting point is 00:34:58 about like their relationship, right? And like how a little bit rooting for it, you know, especially for like, for his betterment. And he said like, yeah, I really wish it had been written where I jump in front of the bullet and save her. Cause that would have been like really kind of full circle. Yeah, it would have. I've also seen quite a bit online where a lot of the actor
Starting point is 00:35:18 and actresses are coming out saying that they filmed three hours of an episode and they cut it down to an hour and a half and there was a lot that got cut. And I would just love for Mike White to do like a director's cut of the finale. Just because I feel like we would get a lot more answers about things.
Starting point is 00:35:34 And part of Piper's storyline was her like having a little fling with Zion and losing her virginity and like, I don't know. I just, I think that would have made Piper's character have a little bit more depth because to me, like the end just kind of made it seem like she was just a spoiled brat like the rest of them. But I don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:55 I just would have liked to have delved more into her character, I think. So I think getting to see some of those cut scenes would have been really good for that storyline. And Ratliff family story, make a little more sense or mean a little more, I'm not really sure. The three friends, three girls, you know, I had heard that this was cut.
Starting point is 00:36:12 So the girl that was like, gives that speech at the end, she's like, I'm so happy that your life is beautiful. And I'm so happy that your face is beautiful. And I'm just happy to be invited or whatever, you know, that girl. So you hear that she has this daughter that's like really cool. And what was cut was, I guess she is a trans person. That was the character. And so that's why the like Trump thing, like really affects her is because how could you,
Starting point is 00:36:37 how could you vote for someone that like, is, you know, would be against, you know, my, my daughter or whatever's rights or whatever, which would have made a whole lot more sense because I was like, oh yeah, I can like wrap my brain around that argument. Or see why someone would be upset about that, you know? That woman, the blonde comes up, come up to the family and she's like,
Starting point is 00:37:00 oh my God, I know you from this like bachelorette party. And it's like, oh yeah, hi. And it was like really weird and like, how do you from this like bachelorette party. And it's like, oh yeah, hi. And it was like really weird. And like, wow, how do they know each other? And then there was nothing. And you're like, what happened that storyline? Yeah, it does feel like there was just a lot cut. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:13 And I get it. Like a three hour episode seems extreme, but also I think when sometimes when you film that much extra and cut that much out, it just leaves holes. Yeah. In the story. So I don't know, like overall, I enjoyed watching it.
Starting point is 00:37:28 All the actors were amazing, great performances. But yeah, I just felt like it was a little underwhelming. Honestly, and the storyline I just really could have done without was Blackpink Lisa and her little love affair. I don't know. I just wasted time. Also, like she was a nothing character. You have the biggest pop star in the world and you have her storyline be what?
Starting point is 00:37:50 That she only likes macho dudes? Like what is this? Yeah, I didn't love it. I didn't love that part. Honestly, you know who just really impressed me was Patrick. He was great. He was really good.
Starting point is 00:38:01 I could see him like being the next Glen Powell. Totally, yeah. But you know, I could see him like being the next Glen Powell. Totally, yeah. But you know, I think for him, like he got so much shit when the cast was announced about being a NEPO baby and because of his dad, and he should be feeling pretty fucking good about his performance, you know? Yeah. So.
Starting point is 00:38:19 The NEPO thing's funny because nepotism exists rampantly in our culture and celebrated most of the time. It's Franklin and Sons carpeting, you know? Or like, this Italian restaurant is family owned and has been since, you know, 1892. And you're like, yeah, so they're all doing it. What, what, what is, I don't understand what the difference is. Yeah, I don't really either. Well, of course you don't. But no, but you're right.
Starting point is 00:38:47 But like even in like, even in this show I'm watching with Jon Hamm, like, oh no, no, it's not that one. It's White Lotus. Patrick's character works for his dad's company and like he obviously wouldn't even be in that position or have that job without his dad. It's like, it's everywhere.
Starting point is 00:39:00 Listen, if you're good, good. If you're not, you're not. I don't think that's pretty simple. I don't know. There hasn't been a whole lot of Neppo babies where I've watched it and been like, you're good, good. If you're not, you're not. I think that's pretty simple. I don't know. There hasn't been a whole lot of Neppo babies where I've watched it and been like, they're terrible. Yeah. Are you watching Love on the Spectrum?
Starting point is 00:39:11 I've never seen it. Really? Yeah, but you love it, right? I mean, it's a great show. I just, I'm amazed that it got greenlit. Like, I cannot understand how someone was like, this is a good idea. It's a bunch of people who have social anxiety,
Starting point is 00:39:27 and you're putting a camera in front of their face. And then you're like, now go fuck. What? What is this idea that you've got? But they've done a great job of being like, oh, it's so lovely. You're really rooting for some of these couples. It is freaking hilarious. I do wish that. I wish we were all a little more autistic because people who are autistic, they just kind of say it the way it is. It's just, it is what it is. There is no bullshit.
Starting point is 00:39:53 There is no pretense. There is no nuance. I'm like, they'll be on these dates and they'll be like, yeah, this isn't gonna work for me because I like to be outside. I like to travel and you are scared of leaving the house. And then being like, I disagree with that. I think we'd be a great match. because I like to travel and you are scared of leaving the house. And then being like, I disagree with that. I think we'd be a great match.
Starting point is 00:40:08 And she's like, I do not believe that this is over now. Would you like to split the bill or do you want to pay for it? I would like to pay for it. It's like, oh my God, why can't all conversations be like this? Yeah, why can't we just all be this direct? And also like when they get kind of tough information,
Starting point is 00:40:25 they are not like broken up about it. They're just like, you know, they're just like, okay, that's what it is. Yeah, I respect it. I do too. I also disrespect the production company that was like, let's do this, you know, because I would have been like, we can't, this is fucked up, right?
Starting point is 00:40:41 But that's what makes a good TV, right? Black Mirror's back. I saw that. I've never loved that show. Well, did you like the episode that your sister was in, I suppose? Obviously. I was there when they shot it.
Starting point is 00:40:53 Yeah. I like Black Mirror. From that time, I totally spoiled that on the show. Oh, yeah. I had so much trouble for that. You did get in trouble. Oh, Jesus. I like the show.
Starting point is 00:41:03 I think that it's scary to me because I'm like, this is so coming down the pike. Well, I think that's why I can't watch it. Yeah. It's too real. It hits home. I just, it gives me nightmares and it takes a lot to really truly give me nightmares these days, but that show really does.
Starting point is 00:41:19 Yeah. Do you like it or no? I do like Black Mirror. I just like, I can't do, like all the episodes are out for like season eight or whatever they're on right now on Netflix. I can't do, I can't or no? I do like Black Mirror. I just like, I can't do, like all the episodes are out for like season eight or whatever they're on right now on Netflix. I can't do, I can't sit there and watch like three of them. I can just do one.
Starting point is 00:41:31 I'm like, okay, now I gotta go do something else. It's too heavy. Yeah. I did start, is it called Mobland? Oh yeah. We talked about this last time. Did I tell you I'm gonna wait and watch it with Matt? Oh, well, I love that show.
Starting point is 00:41:45 Are you a few episodes in? Well, last I saw there was only two episodes. There might be three now. Okay. Or four. Well, it's just so rare that Matt and I can agree on a show and I feel like that one we could agree on, so I'm going to hold out. Did you ever do Peaky Blinders?
Starting point is 00:41:58 You know what? I never watched that. You might like that and Matt might like that. That might be a good thing for you guys to do. That's a good suggestion. Actually, Miley really loved Peaky Blinders. Oh, it was so good. And what's his name's in it? Tom Hardy. Oh, Tom Hardy. And I was thinking about Oppenheimer guy. Yeah, Sylvia Murphy or Killian Murphy. I don't know how to say it. That's a great show. That's another one you have to watch on subtitles. Cause you're like, I can't understand what these freaking crazy Brits are talking about. Yeah. Yeah. But you'd also love it because they're Tommy Shelby's thing is,
Starting point is 00:42:30 yes, he's a gangster, but he's also a horse man. Oh, yeah. He like races horses and kind of, I guess they're really a bookie, but like he has his own horses and he kind of like obviously cheats the system or whatever. So there's a lot of horse stuff. Like there's just one episode where he is talking about like how you put goldfish in the troughs to keep the moss out of the trough.
Starting point is 00:42:53 Yeah, which I was like, wow, that's really interesting. I heard also that you can put crawfish in there and they'll do the same thing. Oh geez, that sounds dangerous. For who? The crawfish? Don't crawfish like pinch or bite or something. Yeah, they're like little lobsters.
Starting point is 00:43:06 I don't like that. So do you have goldfish in your troughs? I don't. We just dump them and scrub them every week. Oh, why? It's easy. Keeping goldfish sounds high maintenance. I feel like, I think fish die a lot.
Starting point is 00:43:17 I mean, I guess. They die all the time. Well, yeah, they're fish. Oh, geez. I know you haven't gotten into the pit, but the season finale was amazing. Oh man, I guess on social media, everyone's just loving it.
Starting point is 00:43:32 They're loving it. They're loving it. Speaking of nepotism, I saw a TikTok where it was like every actor in that show is related to somebody famous or something. Oh really? It's people, yeah, it's like very unexpected. Like I feel like people change their name
Starting point is 00:43:46 hoping that no one knows, but it's like, obviously we're gonna find out kind of thing. But no, the finale was amazing. I love that show. It better fucking come back for season two. I think it definitely will. Right, like it has to. I hate to tell you, I haven't started the Pulse,
Starting point is 00:44:01 but everybody on TikTok is saying that it's shit compared to The Pit. Well, yeah, seeing the comparison, but Sarah said it was still pretty good. Uh-huh, okay. I might like take a break from medical dramas and then go watch The Pulse once The Pit's like worn off a little bit so that it's not so like fresh
Starting point is 00:44:19 that I've just watched this amazing show. Yeah. Oh, YFTR sent me a new sound for the soundboard. Oh, I thought we would check it out. Let's hear it. Want to let you know that sometimes you got to shut the fuck up. And this current time is just one of those times you got to
Starting point is 00:44:37 shut the fuck up. I don't think you're a bad person. I just don't want to hear you talking anymore. Hey, man, just want to let you know that sometimes. You gotta shut the fuck up. Hey man, just wanna let you know that sometimes you gotta shut the fuck up. Yeah. I like this. And this current time is just one of those times
Starting point is 00:44:52 you gotta shut the fuck up. I don't think you're a bad person. I just don't want to hear you talking anymore. You gotta shut the fuck up. It's fantastic. Very good. We need to utilize that. I like that one better than Shut the Fuck Up,
Starting point is 00:45:08 or however that one goes. This one? No, not that one. There was another one. It's Shut the Fuck Up. I did not ask. Yeah. That one.
Starting point is 00:45:21 I like it. I like the new one better. All right, fine. But we can have them all. Did we ever start the show? No, we didn't. We'll start the show by ending the show. How about that? That's the first time that's ever happened actually.
Starting point is 00:45:33 No way we've done this before. No, I don't think this far in. I don't oopsies. Hey, do you remember this sound? Love me, love me. Oh yeah. Before you say, sound? Love me, about me. Oh yeah, how could I forget? Before you say, you bye bye me.
Starting point is 00:45:51 You know, you told me that you were gonna bring this to your sister and she was going to listen to it. I feel like you didn't do that. I really need her to do a Miley cover of it. Oh, okay. Why won't you? Get on that. I think that that would be hilarious. Yeah, we'll just pile that into her album promo. I'm sure it'll align, you know?
Starting point is 00:46:14 Love me, fuck me. Yeah. It's fantastic. It's been a long time coming, but the new and final season of Handmaid's Tale has finally arrived. Elizabeth Moss. Did you ever watch that show? I read the book and then I watched the show and I was like, oh no. You know, it's funny. Hour about men being terrible.
Starting point is 00:46:35 Men hate this show and women love it. Isn't that interesting? Yeah, because you guys are just, not all men are terrible. Case in point. But a lot are, okay? And this is something that could actually fucking happen. It's like Black Mirror.
Starting point is 00:46:47 Like it's like a little too close, you know? But it's a great show. And Elizabeth Moss is freaking amazing. So I'm very excited for that to come back into a little bittersweet knowing it's the last season, but I'm excited to see what's gonna go the fuck down with her and what the fuck's her name. Married to Fred.
Starting point is 00:47:04 What's the other list? Serena. Because I just so badly want Serena to just be a fucking good person and just get on the right side of this. I desperately want that out of her. That would just make me so happy. And I wanna like Serena's character so much,
Starting point is 00:47:22 but she's gotta come over to the good side. Oh, it's tough. That's my whole thing is I really want her to be good. Do you think she will? But I just don't know. I hope. That's the whole thing, right? Everyone's like, is she or is she not? Is she gonna work with June,
Starting point is 00:47:38 or is it all gonna be a fucking scam? We don't know, and it's all I need to know. And I just need Serena to do the right thing. But yeah, that show is great. And then there was something else. Oh, there's a show on Netflix that I've been told to watch that I have not started, but apparently it's a lot like Traders.
Starting point is 00:47:56 Do you know about this? Only someone's been given a million dollars to know this show. I don't know if you listen to the things I say when I say them. Did you say you watched it? No, but I said that there's this show where they live in this mansion and everyone's given a briefcase and
Starting point is 00:48:14 One person has the money in it and then you're trying to figure out who's got the money It looks so fun. Did you start watching it? People say it's better than traders. Ooh Well hot take yeah It's so fun. Did you start watching it? People say it's better than Traders. Ooh, well. Hot take. Yeah, maybe they don't get rid of their best stars in the first or second episode on this show. I've also just heard that because everybody's a regular person, that it's better.
Starting point is 00:48:36 Also, I like the idea of people being given a bunch of money because it just like makes real stakes. Yeah, for sure. I don't know. I love a million dollars. I would love a million bucks. Geez, for sure. I don't know. I love I love a million dollars. I would love a million bucks. Great. I am almost done with Iron Flame. I've really been committed to doing a lot of reading this week. I'd like to get through it and be able to
Starting point is 00:48:55 start the third book at stagecoach flight to stagecoach, I guess would be my goal. My best friend Kirsten bought the Blake Crouch book. Oh, run? Run, per your recommendation. And as soon as she's done with that, I'll be taking that one. But you just go buy it. No, I'm gonna wait for her to give it to me. I'm not done with Iron Flame. So I don't need it right now. Okay, fair enough. You know, are you a Kindle person? I'm not. Interesting. Kirsten and I just talked about this. Like, I just like to hold a fucking book, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:29 There's just something about it. You're an old soul, Brandy. I'm also an old person. Yeah. Speaking of being an old person, I have a question for the wife here is that I feel like I'm too old to know the answer to, I guess. Okay. What are we doing with old iPhones that we're not using?
Starting point is 00:49:44 Can you just turn them back in for money? For like $20? Like I want some real fucking cash for this thing. It was like over a thousand dollars the phone. What are we doing with old iPhones? It's not even that old. It's like the last year's model. I'm still on an 11.
Starting point is 00:49:58 Oh my God. How do you live? Fine. It works just fine. That's fucking insane. I know. I mean, I don't know what the new one is 16 I think is what I have. Yeah. Well, they've got one that's coming out. That's gonna fold. I saw I saw that
Starting point is 00:50:11 Yeah, I don't know. I really wish it changed the colors of the text messages because I gotta be honest with you I'm not sure if I need an iPhone anymore. I just I do I definitely do. Here's what I'll tell you I don't like what's up? You might not have this since you have such an ancient telephone, but this new thing they're doing is AI is summarizing your texts and emails before you even read it. Do you know this? No. It's so fucking stupid. And I thought I turned it off and now it's happening again. But like in your text, like in here, where instead where you could like, before you could like read the first few words
Starting point is 00:50:48 of whatever they're saying, it'll tell you a summary. It'll say like, well, it's podcasts at 12 or whatever. Like it'll just summarize it for you. And I'm like, no, no, I don't want that. I wanna open the text and I wanna read what my friend said. I don't want your summary. Yeah, how dare they? And the emails do it too.
Starting point is 00:51:03 The first line of the fucking email, some AI summary of what the email says. I don't want that. I want to read the email from the person who sent it to me. I don't want these robots knowing what I'm talking about, especially in group chats that get a little weird with my old friends, you know, I say some weird shit in there.
Starting point is 00:51:19 I'm sure. And I don't want some robot being like this guy. I would like to know, do all men everywhere have like a boys group chat where they say inappropriate things and tell stupid jokes to each other? Yes, of course. It's-
Starting point is 00:51:31 Huh. Do girls not have that? Yes, they do. No, uh-uh. You know, like a girl gang text thing. No. I'm in like seven of these chats. So is Matt.
Starting point is 00:51:41 And I think it's so crazy. No. I think it's crazy. I don't have to worry about him texting hoes. He's too busy texting all these fucking guys about like inappropriate jokes and stupid shit. Yeah, that's what boys do. It's like your guys' favorite pastime, I guess. Talking shit is the most fun thing to do in the world.
Starting point is 00:52:01 That is fascinating. Girls are too sensitive, but guys love it. They say some mean things to each other. Oh, I know. And of course it's hilarious. It's fucking crazy. Like if you're bald in that chat, you are getting ripped for that.
Starting point is 00:52:12 If you're fat in that chat, you are getting absolutely destroyed for being a fatty. My gosh. Yeah, you're right. Women are way too sensitive for that. Totally. You couldn't hang in our group chat. Definitely not. All right, I am a little fat right now and I have to accept that. Totally. You couldn't hang in our group chat. Definitely not.
Starting point is 00:52:26 I am a little fat right now and I have to accept that. Wow. So-and-so has said that about me, but now I'm gonna go pick at his big insecurity. How mature of you. That's how the world works, Brandy. No, just the male side of the world, apparently. That's past the world. Have I played this bungalow collect song before?
Starting point is 00:52:48 I don't think so. Bungalow collect. Bungalow collect. This is how I love. You wanna go out on it? Sure. Let's do it. All right, what's going on with you? It's my last week at home for a while.
Starting point is 00:53:03 Heading to the desert next week. Nice. Stagecoach doing some pop-up shows. I had some YFTS DM me and say they heard me talk about this and wanted to know like where and when I'm playing. So if you're going to Stagecoach and you have festival tickets, I will be playing on-site on Saturday. Malibu Rum is doing like an activation on-site and they're doing like surprise DJ sets throughout the weekend So it won't get announced until the weekend of But I will be at the Malibu tent or stage or whatever it is on Saturday And I I will play sometime between four and six is what I'm told. This is like this is like
Starting point is 00:53:41 Secret info you guys can't tell anyone To tell but I'm gonna tell the wife tears. And I will post on my Instagram somewhere like weekend of exactly what time, but yeah, like four to six-ish hour. All right, check it out. I had to make sure I can go see my girl Dasha. She plays early in the day on the main stage Saturday.
Starting point is 00:53:58 So I'm gonna go to Dasha's set and then I play sometime after at Malibu. Nice. Come see me. Go see Brandy at stage coach. What are they called stage coach the coach? No, they don't do that. You don't have Chell and the coach. No, I could.
Starting point is 00:54:15 All right. Cheers. We love you. Later. to me that I talk back. Walk with me but I never be attached. One, two, three, we out to the left. I'ma raise my hand before I take my steps. Then we gone, yeah, two gone from the last time. Oh, we gonna get it on till the moon gone. Wake up, break from the makeup steps. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.

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