Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Don’t chop wood with your nips out

Episode Date: January 13, 2021

This week, your hosts are talking all things Bachelor, most notably all things Queen Victoria and Wells’ hopes for her in Paradise. They also figure out the perfect Bachelor nation man for her; true American royalty. Wells and Brandi have a solid list of shows, including a period piece (not Bridgerton), and a solid list of songs, including some serious Kings of Leon content. Plus, a movie about the end of the world if you’re stable enough to take that on right now. If you’re not, no worries, reality is enough. Hey, maybe 2022 will be our year. Also, are Gerard Butler and Clive Owen the same person? Your hosts discuss.  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers: EUCALYPSO HOME– Go to www.eucalypsohome.com and use promo code YFT for 10% off plus free shipping on your entire purchase BILLIE – Go to mybillie.com/yft to get your starter kit for just $9 plus free shipping always NUTRAFOL – Go to Nutrafol.com and use promo code YFT. New customers will get 20% off plus free shipping on every order   ARTICLE – Go to article.com/yft to get $50 off your first purchance of $100 or more

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Time for a smokie. Song I used to sing by myself. Whatever. I got myself a beverage of the alcoholic denomination and normal water. Made myself a little Sammy. I'm ready. Let's go! Hi. Oh god. Hold on. ready let's go hi oh god hold on i'm a wreck so what's going on let me tell you what's going on oh god here we go i just i just know cyrus drama's happening that's my mother that's a cyrus drama

happening story preamble if i've ever heard one let's hear it my mother and i yes desperately need an engineer for sorry we're stoned oh i spent a solid hour yeah trying to figure out how to plug two microphones into one laptop because we're actually in the same house now. Yeah. This is the first time that's happened. And it seemed silly for us to sit upstairs and downstairs over Skype when we're in the same room to record. I could not. First of all, I like opened up this like audio MIDI thing on MacBook and tried to make an aggregate device. I don't even know what that is. Trying to figure out how to make these two microphones work. I could not do it.

Oh, so you appreciate my skills a little more right now yes well why didn't you just call me I don't know I really thought I could do it you know this guy on YouTube really had me convinced it was easy and it was not I couldn't get it to work. Then Brazen was on the podcast yesterday. We recorded it. And all three of us used one mic. I'm sure it sounds like shit. We probably lost all the 200 listeners we had to begin with. It was something else.

So now my mic was all like crazy because I redid all the settings. And yeah, here we are. Okay. Well, I'm sorry. You know, if you guys want to pay me handsomely to be your engineer, I am ready and willing and also shockingly available right now. Shockingly. Well, I actually know what you get paid to engineer this show, and I actually think we

could afford you. I know. You get paid shit. I know. You get paid shit. It's the worst deal in all of podcast land that I engineer and record and edit and do all the commercials and send it all just packaged and ready to go for very little money. Pennies. But you know what?

I enjoy it. Well, that's good. I don't even know where to start, Brandy. Like, okay, this is a funny, little anecdote for like how fucking crazy shit is. Okay. So I went on clickbait the other day to help promote our show, which is like Joe. Yeah. So it's like grocery store Joe and Tayshia and then Natasha's new Bachelor podcast.

Right. Okay, cute. And so I was happy to go on. It was good to, you know, see those guys. And so Joe at the end of the show is like, what do you want to see happen in 2021? Okay. We recorded this on like Tuesday morning, super early, right? And I say, man, I just really want Donald Trump to let loose on Twitter. You know, I feel like he's been holding back and I just really feel like we need to see what he's got a cooking as a total joke because he's already, you know, Twitter is insane, right? Yeah. And like an hour later, things started happening in the world.

And I totally forgot that I said it. I was just like just glued to my couch, you know, white knuckling it through like fucking Second Civil War. And then all of a sudden, a couple of days ago, the clickbait thing comes out. And it seems like I had said it before, you know, after everything that happened. And I hadn't. So if anyone was wondering, I said that as a joke before Donald Trump got kicked off Twitter. That was like chilly shit, man. Anyways, his OnlyFans is still up, which is good, guys.

You know, there's some way. I mean, I don't even want to get into what happened at the Capitol, but. It was insane. So that day, I was down at the barn where I keep my horse. I don't have any cell reception there. Yeah. And I'm usually there for like a solid four hours with, you know, the time it takes me to drive there and come back and all that. No cell reception the whole time.

So like I just had no idea what was going on. And that day was already just like really tough and really sad because Miley had to let her her sweet her sweet puppy Mary Jane go to doggy heaven that day oh no so it was just already like a heavy day for the family and um and then like I was kind of off the grid for a little while when I came back I saw that happening and I was just like oh my gosh this day like what is happening here just literally can't even I killed my I'm I was emotionally like depleted yeah by the end of that day it was a lot anyways this is not a political podcast but my favorite part of the whole thing was the guy that was in like all black with fucking zip ties for handcuffs works at kid rock

spa i mean ball to the ball to bang to bang diggity. I'm sorry. I should have been like, that's got to be the Kid Rock guy. Got to be the Kid Rock guy. What else? What other bar could he work at? Where else would you be gainfully employed than at the Kid Rock bar? It's true.

Just finished The Bachelor and triggered. Jeez. And I'm also like so excited for Paradise. We haven't started the show yet. I know. I know. Let's go. Yeah? No?

Yeah. I think it's you. Bros and hoes, you're listening to Your Favorite Thing Podcast with... Wells and Brandy. podcast with wells and brandy the episode this week was my favorite episode of this season and of tasia's season like of this iteration of the bachelor it was so great it was pretty good everything that i needed i mean i took a few notes i'm like trying to get better that whole notes thing but all my notes are about Victoria. Yeah, great.

I know. I'm so, dude, listen. I don't think that he's going to pick Victoria. If Victoria doesn't come to Paradise, I am going to lose my mind because I want to hang out with her at the bar. Let me just tell you what is going to happen in Paradise with Victoria. paradise with victoria she is going to sit at that bar and get just wasty faced and just complain to me for hours on end and you know what i'm going to do i'm going to love every fucking second of it and every bad idea that she has guess what i'm gonna do i'm gonna be you should go do that she's in freaking sane she is insane the poor girl looks like she hasn't slept in weeks by the way weeks well she's sleeping on a couch so

of her own doing. I don't even understand. I don't even understand why she's upset. And I don't care. I love it. I love her. And I just love her like complaining to producers. And the producers are just like, okay, I don't know. She reminds me a lot just in the sense of like TV gold of Chad from your season.

So much drama. It's like a diamond in the rough where the producers come across somebody that's such good TV. And it's like, how did we get blessed with this? Yeah, you're right. She's not as, I think, scary as Chad. I guess physically menacing as Chad was.

For sure. I love everything about, I love her outfits. They're always terrible That's what sent me over the edge That's what sent me over the edge That's what did it? It was like the whole episode The things she'd said

I was just like oh my god And then she had to wear that dress To the cocktail party And it sent me over the edge I loved it It was like father daughter dance From 1993 Big old shoulder pads

Her bra was like hanging out the back It was like a black bra. What? Everything about it screams she's the greatest. And I cannot wait for, dude, here's right off the bat, saying it right now. Let's fucking manifest this because this has been a fucked up two years, basically. Let's manifest it in the world. Queen Victoria and Bennett together in paradise.

I can see it would that not be the greatest thing to ever happen to bachelor nation those two crazy people talking in the same area to each other bennett thinks he's so sophisticated though can he hold a conversation with someone like her yeah but i think that she thinks she's really sophisticated too they're both like just incredibly delusional it would be the it would be like an out delusion fest i just we i need we need to figure out a way to get ben on the show by the way because i need to do some work i need to do some so let's make it happen who do we have to call i don't know i got to do some batch work i got to do bip works I got to get Ben on the show because I heard that he doesn't want to do it. Yeah, right, bro. Let me just tell you what. Come May 15th when your

pictures are getting about 500 likes, you're going to be coming to paradise. Okay? We got to get him on the show and we got to start. We got to like Inception style plant the seed in his brain about queen victoria okay

i'm in yeah okay so right off the bat mac goes on this like one-on-one first of all he almost fucking kills that girl i know i but i for real was like how are they not freaked that they're gonna get sued or something right now okay first of all i have a buddy who was doing that exact thing was going up a hill and like went too fast up it and the thing fell backwards on them and like cracked her head open on a rock it was really bad i just watched that and i was like oh my god there were a bunch of producers around there that literally shit their pants but they were fine and then they get to the wood burning hot tub, which that just seems like you'd feel like you're in a stew. You'd feel like you're in a soup of some sort.

I mean, it was cute. I like how he takes his shirt off the chop wood, which no one ever would. You would never take your shirt off the chop wood because you're going to get splinters in your nips. You get splints in your nips. Spl're going to get splints in your nips. Splint nips. I think if you looked like that, you would take your shirt off at any chance you got.

Yeah, but if you got a splint in your nip, no thank you, sir. He's pretty tough. I think he can handle it. Yeah, I know. But, I mean, just dangerous. A lot of ridiculous. Oh, I love her reaction though she just was like blatantly staring and like mouth wide open and did not care that she was looking it was amazing yeah there was a puddle at her feet it

was swamp it was just swamp town down there it was great you know she was just like uh-huh didn't even care. She almost died. I know. She played it really cool. Real cool. Fucking deserves an Oscar for, like, getting through that day. Because I would have come back. I would have been like, okay, first of all, excuse me, sir.

Why are you riding a four-wheeler like that, like, going all over the road like that? Like, just trying to. Are you trying to die? Isn't 2020 bad enough? Like, it's dangerous enough. Why are you trying to die isn't 2020 bad enough like it's dangerous enough why are you trying to get like do wheelies and shit bro because it's badass yeah and he was like dude oh you think that me doing wheelies on a four-wheeler is badass wait until i fucking start chopping some wood with my shirt off and splinters get all up in my nips i like brie i think they're adorable together she's cute she's adorable it's great when they were on this date yeah top of the episode all the other girls back at the house are like arguing

with victoria yeah she's like already arguing just like right off the bat it seems like you know the producers make them all sit there and they say like well how do you feel that he's on a date with brie right now you know what i mean everybody else is like well i'm happy for her like obviously i wish it was me like they play beauty queen pageant answer like you know happy for her but whatever and victoria's like fuck that i'm not yeah she's like i'm not happy for her you guys suck i'm not gonna say that yeah and then they start arguing and she freaking says i wrote down because it was so ridiculous because they were like you're just jealous that's why you're not you know you won't say whatever and she's like i'm not jealous I just want that I'm sorry do you know the definition of jealous it's wanting what

someone else has yeah yeah yeah yeah and in the same like argument she said something like I'm the queen and these are just a bunch of gestures yeah you mean jester Is that the one you mean? What are they gesturing to you? Are they gesturing that they're jealous? Do you mean like a king in his court full of jesters? It's insane. She didn't even like didn't even register that she said it wrong. God, I love her so much. I love her so much.

Even that outfit. I was just like, what are you wearing? All the outfits it's the best dude she gotta come packing heat in paradise with all that stuff like the mid 90s outfit she's killing the game i know what are kits like your style is horrible i need kit to go after because kit's the fashionista right and he kit to go after vict because Kit's the fashionista, right? I need Kit to go after Victoria's fashion sense. I'm surprised she hasn't already, because she said some pretty snarky comments night one. Not about Victoria, but just in general.

Although I do think her and Victoria got into it a little bit night one, because Victoria keeps calling herself the queen for some reason, called Kit a princess. Like, okay, princess, and Kit was not happy about that. I like how Bachelor Nation just has a photographer now like i didn't know that like but like he's been there forever and i just had that i've never met this guy but i love that what's his name i don't know but i didn't realize that he was like the bachelor nation yeah either well chris said he was like bachelor nation's favorite yosef or whatever no not joseph it's like some cool like argentinian name or something yeah anyways that date was hilarious on so many levels i was so confused about the the game yeah like steal your heart game yeah

it's capture the flag because yeah but he said there were no rules yeah but i was like well if there's no rules like if you get paint on you what happens like are you out do you have to go back like they never really said what happens if you get paint on you no yeah there's no rule you only don't get it what's the point of the paint just to fucking make them look ridiculous just Just to break them down. Oh. And to piss them off. And then they go back and they're angry because half the team can't hang out with him.

Oh, Rachel's pissed. Pissed. But I'm telling you, he likes her because he like pulled her aside and was like, you look great. I know. She looks great 24-7. She's super cute. I wish I was just there.

Yeah, why weren't you like refereeing that date or something? Keep watching, sister. There's other opportunities for your boy to show up. Okay, okay. Then there was that one-on-one where I was like, I don't care. First of all, the plane date's awesome. I would have been terrified to go on that date. Terrified.

I honestly don't know if I could have gone. You can't get in a biplane? No, nope. Why? It's Nope. Why? It's terrifying. Stop it. Oh, Sarah is the girl that goes. How could you forget her name?

It's your fiance's name. I don't know. But she's like the one that doesn't want to talk about her dad having ALS, which I totally understand. But like, you got to kind of do it. I mean, it's like whatever. It was a cute date. Whatever. I just didn't care.

Then was it rose ceremony time? I believe so my favorite was victoria being like i guess like the empath in me that like just like really can't handle this in my mind i was like empath or psychopathic i don't know and i just don't know if you know what an empath is you know during that cocktail party when she like got to sit down and talk to matt did you notice that she had to freaking ask for a kiss? Oh, yeah. It was a major cringe.

It's already so awkward. And then she's like, well, can I have a kiss? Yeah. Oh, poor Matt. Hey, JoJo had to ask me for a kiss. Oh, poor JoJo. I know. Poor thing.

I just really didn't understand why Victoria needed to tell Matt about Marianne. I didn't, I just didn't get it. Do you ever, when somebody's shit talking somebody else in the house for a stupid reason, like a petty reason, I never get it. It's like, why can't you just like not do that and keep it to you? You know what I mean? I think Noah had a legitimate gripe to be like, Bennett's being a pompous dick. I'm going to tell you, because Bennett's kind of a pompous dick.

There was evidence of him being that to Noah. I saw that. So then him saying that to her made sense to me. To this day, I don't know what the hell Mary Ann said to Victoria. Mary Lynn. And it seems as if they had a conversation off camera because they roomed together. Ah. And it just didn't obviously like, no, we didn't see it. But that's what it seems like is like, I think it sounds like Mary Lynn asked her, I'd like to get to know you so that I can understand like why you're the way you are.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Awesome. And I'm sure she said it in a slightly derogatory tone because how can you not after when someone acts that way? Like I probably would have too. Yeah. And then it bit her in the ass because now Victoria is like all heard about it. And I'm sure Mary Lynn's a nice girl. I'm sure she's not a mean girl.

And now she's just like caught up in all of it. And I'm sure she was off camera. It was at night. She probably thought it would never come up. You know what I mean? Yeah. And Victoria has just made it the end all of it. And I'm sure she was off camera. It was at night. She probably thought it would never come up. You know what I mean? Yeah. And Victoria has just made it the end all be all. It's the reason she's sleeping on the freaking sofa.

It's insane. I'm surprised the other girls haven't come to her defense and to be like, hey, Matt, this is ridiculous. Well, I mean, it's to be continued, right? So maybe they do. Because not to Matt, but to camera, they were all saying, like they were amongst each other like you know i know mary lynn she's not she's not really like that like i don't know what you're talking about like we all really like her i really like

queen victoria i gotta be honest with you bennett was a funny character for like two episodes and i was like okay get it get the shtick kind of over it. We've been needing a Queen Victoria for a while. It's true. And let me tell you something, kids. She ain't going nowhere anytime soon. No, she's digging around. Got to. And also, I don't know if she's going to listen to this podcast.

And if you are Queen Victoria, I hope that you are not offended by anything I say. I am totally loving your shit, okay? And I can't wait to hang out with you in Mexico. But the way we shop together, you kind of look a little crazy. That's all I'm saying. Oh. I mean, she probably hates my guts if she's listening. So that's what it is.

Well, it doesn't matter for you. Yeah, I don't care. I love Queen Victoria. I want Queen Victoria to stick around. want mary lynn to stick around i think they will i hope so i hope to god yeah is that is that enough bachelor's stuff i think so we've done 20 minutes on queen victoria you know who you got for this thing it's way too early but i do think some i saw somebody tweet or something that like the night one rose ceremony, they thought the first three people that got roses would be the top three, which I could see those, those girls going far, which I think it was Rachel, the Georgia girl. Yeah.

Bree was up there. The girl he went on the first one-on-one with this week. I think Abigail's going far. Yeah. You know what? I need to see more Maggie. I saw a glimpse at the end of this episode. I need more. I'm obsessed with her. You know who I like?

Who? MJ. My mom's obsessed with MJ. Hear me out. MJ. MJ seems cool. MJ seems cool. MJ also seems like a chick that's going to be hot for a very long time.

Yeah. I also like out of all of them, she seems like the girl I would like hang with. Yeah. She looks like she doesn't wear any makeup and like doesn't do her hair. She's just like, this is fucking it. Take her to leave it.

And I like that. That's what guys like. This is fucking it. This is fucking it. I love the girl. I think her name is Chelsea, the model. Yeah. Okay.

Man, for all the shit victoria wears chelsea really makes up for it with all of her bangers like her looks are everything all right that's enough bachelor talk i think for one day i agree all right brandy i am obsessed with my new eucalyptus sheets have you gotten these bad boys i sure have have. I do love the sheets, but the pillowcases are really the clutch item for me. I love them so much. They're packed and ready to go on my road trip tomorrow. I'm going to Florida for two weeks, and you best believe I'm taking my own pillows with my Eucalyptus pillowcases. Yeah, they're the perfect balance of soft, cooling, and gentle on the skin for the perfect night's sleep.

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Okay. Well, I'm not completely caught up. We just finished episode three last night, I think. Okay. And honestly, like, it's tough to binge because this is all really heavy shit. Yeah. You know what? and honestly like it's tough to binge because this is all really heavy shit yeah you know like the first episode and even second one was just like it was hard to watch some of it i mean the accident scene is insane yeah so good brian cranson is so good i like seeing him in this role and it's tough i think when you play a role like you do in breaking bad for someone to see you as

anything other than that. But gosh dang it. Like I don't see that character when I'm watching this show. He does a great job. Yeah, he's a good actor. I mean, and there are slivers and tiny pieces of Heisenberg that like come out in your honor. His acting style. But it's that show so good.

Keep watching because you're going to be like, what are they going to do? They are fucked. They've been digging themselves a hole. Like, why did he not just go to the police in the very beginning? Because then there would be a show. Not the dad, the kid. Like, why run away from that? I know they said shock does crazy things and whatever, but this is just so bad and i feel so

if you guys haven't watched like maybe don't listen the next 30 seconds but i feel so bad for the kid they're setting up that they've set up that's in prison right now this is just like getting bad italian gangsters on one side then you have the the african-american gangsters on the other it's it's setting up for some real good shit. And obviously, like, I think the same thing. I'm like, why didn't you just turn yourself in? This would be totally fine. You know, it was a mistake.

You were having an asthma attack. And then you're like, well, then there were. No, that's the thing is he really does have, like, I had to call it an excuse. But, like. Yeah. He had an asthma attack. Like, it's not like he wasn't paying attention or he was on the phone and hit a kid. Like, it's crazy. Yeah, but then there wouldn't was on the phone and hit a kid. Like, it's crazy.

Yeah, but then there wouldn't be a television show. I know, I'm just saying. Well, I'm glad that you're on the thing that I suggested five episodes ago. But how does Rye feel about it? Loves it. Yeah. I don't know if I'm saying this right, okay? And this is sad because I finished the entire thing.

And I don't know the name of the show, but this is where we are in the world. It's either Elias Grace or Alias Grace. I'm not sure, but I think it's Elias Grace. I'm probably wrong. How's it spelled? Is it spelled with an A or an E? A-L-I-A-S. I think that's, I don't know, it could be either.

Yeah, I don't know. Anyways, Sarah and I started watching, I think it's Elias Grace. Anyways, it's on Netflix. It's kind of old. It's from 2017. Here's the tag. In 19th century Canada, a psychiatrist

weighs whether a murderess should be pardoned due to insanity. Elias Grace or Alias Grace or Alias Grace. We're not sure. Zach Levi's in this. That's funny. Zachary Levi's in it.

Basically, it's about this girl, Grace, who has kind of a fucked up life. She's like from Ireland. She is kind of like a servant girl in Ireland and also in Canada. She goes kind of like a servant girl in Ireland and also in Canada. She goes over to Canada. One of her really good friends that's also a servant girl gets pregnant

by the master's son and then he's like I'm not going to be your husband. You're a whore. You probably have been sleeping around. And then so she goes to get an abortion. This is also like the 1800s to the 1800s and then she dies and then you find out that grace is kind of like able to commune

with the dead or maybe she's crazy you're not really sure but she's also really hot so everyone wants to hook up with her basically the whole thing's predicated around that she helped murder the owner of the house. She's a murderess. She is in jail. But, like, everyone wants her out of jail for some reason. And then this psychiatrist comes in basically to be like, she's definitely crazy. She shouldn't be in jail. She should be released.

You find out, like, if she is or if she isn't. There's a lot of, like, supernatural shit that goes on. I got to be honest with you. This is like a period piece. And I thought I was definitely getting pulled back into like a Bridgerton situation. No. Love.

Yeah, I know. Loved it. Absolutely loved Alias Elias. I think it's Elias. Elias Grace. Go check it out. Where do you watch? Netflix.

Netflix. I think you especially would like it. Really? Okay, great. It does sound really good. Yeah, it's good. Do you have Disney Plus? Yes, I have everything. I have all the things. Do you know about this show?

I guess it's a National Geographic show. It's called The Right Stuff. No. You got the right stuff, baby. Okay, cool. So if you guys like space, obviously I'm obsessed with space. I just started this show because a friend of mine recommended it. The Little Blurb is.

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Cool. I love Tom Wolf. It's cool. All the guys are super cute. All the astronauts, super hot. So, you know, that's a big plus. But it's cool. This is the first show I've started to watch on Disney Plus.

So I'll let you know. I've just watched one episode last night, but I'll let you know how it goes. I didn't know about that. Is it the same guy who did like the electric Kool-Aid acid test? And oh, yeah, it is. And Bonfire of the Vanities. Maybe I'll read this book. I was gonna say, have you not read this? No, I do. I mean, I read electric Kool-Aid acid test when I was a kid, when I was in my fish phase and Bonfire of the Vanities when I was in high school. So maybe I need to read this. Yeah, read it. You should read the book.

I'll watch the series. Okay. Speaking of books, I read an absolutely phenomenal book. I've been talking about it every episode, but finished it today. Which one? The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue. Oh yeah, you've been talking about that for a hot minute. You know, it was dense.

All right. Took me a bit to get through it. Dense. And I got to say, everyone should go read this book. I explained it to you like, you know, it's this girl from the 1700s who is supposed to get married. And she doesn't want to get married. So she makes a deal with the devil to, like, not get married. And so what ends up happening is that she basically becomes immortal, but no one can ever remember her so like she could come in contact with you and have a conversation you could meet her and be like oh interesting and

then if you walk away and you came back you wouldn't remember meeting her she's completely invisible no one ever remembers anything if she tries to write anything down it erases anyone takes a picture of her face is always blurred that kind of stuff the book jacket you know everything changes when she meets a young man named henry who works in a bookstore in manhattan in 2014 so obviously like henry's story is interesting and unique because he can actually remember this person and so you're not really sure where that works what i loved about this book one it was kind of like outlander you You know how Outlander comes and goes between the past and the present? I can't get into that show. Wow.

You're like the only person with a vagina that didn't love Outlander. Oh, interesting. Okay. Well, anyways, Outlander's like that. Outlander's about time travel. This one woman can go back and forth between time. Interesting. There'll be chapters that are happening in present day that are pretty interesting. Then there'll be chapters that happen,

you know, like during the Civil War or World War I and stuff. And so you get like a big swatch of world history, which is very cool. What I loved about the book the most, yes, Adela Rue's character is very interesting.

Yes, Henry's character is very interesting. But what was the most interesting was you get to learn about the demon or the devil who makes the deal. And that's really cool because you start to find out who other people he made deals with. And they're all famous people, right? Like Frank Sinatra is one of them. Beethoven's one of them.

Like all these artists and actors and models and stuff. When I was reading that, I was just like, I cannot wait for this television show. I can't wait. It's going to be so good because you can go on forever with this premise, you know? Sure. Yeah. Anyway, The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue is a must read New York Times bestseller. And well, so there you go.

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New year, new furniture. Same body. You guys know I'm a big Chip Gaines, Joanna Gaines fan. Okay. Have you heard of dream home makeover? Yeah. You have? I think so.

So it's kind of in the same vein of Chip and Joanna Gaines, right? But this one's taking place in Utah. So just like lots of Mormons, a lot of white people. Love Utah. Love Utah. Just white people. Actually, we did watch one episode. It was a gay couple and someone wasn't white.

That was interesting. Anyways, here's the tag. Shay and Sid McGee of Studio McGee help dreams come true for real families looking to update their home tailored to their own unique style. So do you know how in Fixer Upper, Chip is the contractor and like he makes shit happen. how in fixer-upper chip is the contractor and like he makes shit happen and then joanna gains is the creative one and like draws out the plans and then like directs chip on what to do and they're a team right in this one shay is the joanna gains right like she's coming up with all the ideas she's cute she's bubbly she's dealing with all these people she's making up the plans Sid doesn't do a fucking thing okay what do you mean he doesn't do anything he's the money guy he's just the

business aspect of the thing but he's in the show and you're like Sid what are you doing here you know what Sid's doing here Sid's here for the fucking desserts. The guy just eats brownies and cookies and sweets. And you're like, dude, what are you doing? Go back to the office and crunch some numbers. You're not doing anything here. But obviously he's like a part of the show because like they're married, but he doesn't do anything. It's all Shay. And here's my other thing. Okay. And I don't want anyone to get confused. I like the show, but here's my other thing. I need to be a producer on this show where I need to talk to a producer on this show to tell whoever is in the room when they're doing their, both of them being

interviewed, Hey, Sid, sit the fuck up in your chair. He slouched back and Shay's always in perfect posture, looking normal, right down the barrel, talking, and then Sid's like laying back. Dude! First of all, we know you don't do anything and you look like such a schlepper. Alright? Get it together. But anyways, Dream Home

Makeover. I like that show. I mean, I love any home makeover show. But here's my thing i sometimes i'm not so sure about her um designs yeah i don't know if i love but also that's very specific to like my stuff i will be like okay i can see how people could like that that's not my thing my only thing is like get some diversity it's just a lot of white people yeah i get that but pretty good it's a good going to bed show. Everyone needs one of those.

There's a documentary on Netflix called Surviving Death that I really liked. I feel like I've seen the trailer for that. The first episode is all about people who've had near-death experiences, which is super interesting to me. So I was into it. Here's the tag. Explores questions that have been contemplated throughout time. What does it mean to die? And is death the end of our existence?

Weaving together innovative new research with firsthand accounts from those who've been close to death. So the first episode is just all about people who have had near-death experiences, what they experienced. There's like an Alcoholics Anonymous version about people who have had near-death experiences what they experienced there's like a alcoholic synonymous version of people who have had near-death experiences like they gather together they talk about their shit like there's counseling what's interesting is like a lot of their stories are very very similar so like something's happening after you die and it's pretty interesting because like one of the main people that they interview in the first episode is someone who is a doctor who's like, I know this shouldn't make sense because I am a scientist and my brain was not working anymore.

But I was totally having all these images. I was experiencing all this stuff. So like spirit is a thing. Very, very interesting. Very cool. And then the second and third episode go into like mediums, you know? Yeah. So it goes from science to the complete opposite.

And that's where they lost me. That's where they lost me. You know, at first you're like, okay, you know, I'm okay. I'm listening. I'm hearing this out. And then finally, like at the end of one episode, you know, like this family's in there and they're like, you know, they're having, they're having a seance. This one woman who has a seance has like this little boy called Tommy Boy come. So she's like, they start playing the music and they're like, all right, I'm feeling the spirits in here. And it's like, hello, hello, Tommy Boy's here now.

And she's like doing the voice and you're like, what? Okay. And she's like, who's here? It's here now. And she's like doing the voice. And you're like, what? Okay. And she's like, who's here? It's Tommy boy. Hey, is that Jeremy? Is Jeremy here? So then the guy who's Jeremy is like, yeah, that's me. It's like, how are you doing?

I'm Tommy boy. And they're like, okay. So then like they go through all the stuff of like, do you have a green car? And Jeremy's like, yeah, I got a green car. It looks like a frog. You're like, okay. And then like another person comes in. It's like, who's here?

Jeremy, did your father love cooking? Yes, my father loved cooking. Did he have a slogan? Some sort of slogan like, we gotcha? Yes, my father loved cooking. Did he have a slogan? Some sort of slogan? Like, we gotcha? Yes, he did. So the family's like, oh my God, they knew about the car, they knew about the slogan,

and then finally the family's like, I know, it's so crazy, but also, all that stuff is on our Facebook page. Oh, jeez. I'm not saying it's not real or is real i'm just saying like i was like watching it and i was just like i don't know i don't know and then like tell me boy i'm like what the fuck is this and sarah's like totally into it and then at the end it was and that they show the facebook page like the menu that has like the slogan on it and like the facebook post that like it's like three down of like his fucking green car and you're like dude come on like you didn't even try here but anyways all that to be said

i would say this the first episode of surviving death i really really like two and three i'm a little skeptical of but check it out questionable questionable okay tell me more insane we watched a show last night called two weeks to live oh it's on hbo max okay maizey williams is the lead she was in game of thrones oh yeah okay her yeah so this is the tag a woman sets out on a secret mission to honor her father who died under mysterious circumstances when she was a young girl. So here's the thing. Maisie Williams plays a girl named Kim. Kim just lived with her mother, Tina.

The mother is kind of convinced that the end of the world has happened. Like makes her take Tic Tacs and says that they are fallout drugs. This girl had been like told that the world has ended and it's really just them two. And then Kim goes out. I'm going to go find the guy that killed my dad, vigilante style. And obviously Kim's mom has like taught her how to be like a badass fighter and knows guns really well and knife skills and that kind of stuff. Here's the shtick. It is a cool John Wick shoot-em-up, fight-em-up show, but because she has no concept of what the real world is like, everyone's a little confused with how she

acts, her general stupidity of everything around her, that it makes it really funny, if that makes any sense. Yeah. There's a love interest in it. A lot of comedy. A lot of good fight scenes. Really, really liked it. Two weeks to live.

Highly suggest. Okay. My other thing here. Did you know that Clive Owen and Gerard Butler are not the same person? Who's Clive Owen? He's the guy that looks exactly like Gerard Butler. I want to see. I'm pretty sure they're the same person.

Oh, do we talk about Greenland? The country? Gerard Butler's in it. Jeez. It's really good. I was wondering, like, why the random Gerard Butler, Clive Owen Yeah Do you remember the movie Armageddon?

No, I don't remember it at all Or like the movie Deep Impact I never saw that Okay, well it was basically the same movie as Armageddon There is a movie called Greenland out right now That is basically Armageddon again But instead of like getting a bunch of astronauts together to go stop it, the world just takes it on the jaw.

We're not trying to stop anything. We're just gonna get fucked by some asteroids. Here's the tag. A family struggles for survival in the face of a cataclysmic natural disaster. It's Gerard Butler, who also might be played by Clive Owen. I'm not sure. And he's like, obviously like going through some Owen I'm not sure and he's like obviously

like going through some shit with his wife but he's still like a good family guy yada yada yada they're having a barbecue they're having like the whole family over everyone's very excited because a comet is going to be racing by the world everyone's going to be able to see it's going to be a fun night and then while they're having this uh on the news, it's like, we were wrong about the comet. The comet's coming at us. We're all fucked. All of a sudden, Clive Owen, a.k.a. Gerard Butler's phone rings. And it's like, you have been selected to fucking not die.

Please make it. Please make it to this this airport with your family to not die. But he's having this barbecue, and everyone at the barbecue is like, I didn't get that fucking call. What? And he's like, don't worry about it. I'm sure you said, oh, you got to go home and answer your phone. And they're like, I have my phone right here.

So he's like, well, fuck you guys. We got to go. And so then it's like them trying to get to the airport because they've been selected. This is not a comedy, by the way. I was about to ask, is this a comedy or do you just think it's hilarious because it's that bad? No, it's just like when you when you explain it, it's funnier. And then it's just like a calamity of errors. This family is just like trying to get on these planes because apparently we've created these bunkers in Greenland. And so everyone's just trying to get to Greenland,

but like they don't make it on the plane for like this, that, and the other reason. And, you know, humans act pretty terrible when they're pinned into a corner and people are trying to steal their wristband that gets them on the plane. And then it's like trying to figure out how to get to a different plane to get to Greenland anyways it's fun and clive owen aka gerard butler great in it so greenland 2020 great stuff so like we should watch it yeah i liked it like if you liked armageddon or like like those end of the world movies you know like uh love an end of the world movies, you know, like, uh, love an end of the world movie. Then you're, it's right up your alley, sister. Great.

Check it out. Love an end of the world film. So have you seen anything Clive Owen's been in or no? Yeah. I mean, I know he was in sin city. It was the instant city or was that Gerard Butler? See,

you don't even know. You don't even know. Oh man. Did you know that Kings of Leon have out a new song? Oh, they do? Yeah. It's been how long for them? Just living on that sex on fire money, baby.

I know. I guess so. But I thought for sure they were retired. Well, there's two songs, The Bandit and 100,000 People. The Bandit is the one. I mean, I love some Kings of Leon, they were retired. Well, there's two songs, The Bandit and 100,000 People. The Bandit is the one. I mean, I love some Kings of Leon, man. Love. The Follow-A-Will Bros?

They're the best. And they'll walk around with their heads in the clouds Screaming, the sky's the limit When the love is abandoned Running down on the traffic Sounds like a Kings of Leon song. It was a classic KOL right there. Do you have a favorite Kings of Leon song? I think Use Somebody's my favorite.

Yeah? I think so. I really love that song. All in all, you know I'm down here for you So good. I really love that song. So good. Did you ever hear Hayley Williams cover this song? Yeah. It's so good. You know that I could use somebody Someone like you

Such an anthem. I know. A Ha Shake Heartbreak was such a good record. Where is Tranny? Such an anthem. I know. A Ha Shake Heartbreak was such a good record. Where is Tranny? That's a lot of youth and young manhood. Did you ever get like super old school Kings fan? Um, I don't think so. Oh man, I've loved it.

They don't know what they love or deserve to give. Chances are it's a worm in the scalp. I loved it. Or maybe tonight She's a bum She don't get off Somebody stand in here And she'll shine once she's crossed the line This is before they popped, but that old record, I came out back in, I was in college then. Oh, yeah. I was fucking old.

All right, don't make the joke. I know I'm old. Bye. Zayn's got a new song out. I really love Zayn's music. Is he your favorite of the Direction old boys? Absolutely. Really?

I do also love Harry. Don't get me wrong. Who is dating Olivia Wilde? What a plot twist. Listen, Olivia Wilde, first of all, is so beautiful. I totally get it. Those eyes are crazy. But she was married and had a bunch of kids with Jason Zuzekas, who's hilarious.

And now she's on with Harry Styles. Olivia Wilde. Get it, girl. Here for it. Get it, girl. Here for it. Get it, girl. Here for it. Oh, I think they look cute together, honestly.

They're beautiful people. Is she a lot older than him or no? I think so. But like, I think that she's hotter than he is. And he's a very good looking guy. Yeah, I would agree. Not to play off the name of the song. The thing is just such a vibe.

Yeah. Talk about hot. Talk about hot baby. That baby is going to, I'm going to hate that baby when that baby is like 20. Remember when she was dating Tyler Cameron? How weird, man. It was like a hot minute. She was trying to get Zayn out of her system.

Didn't work. Didn't work. You know, everyone is raving about Morgan Wallen's new record. I haven't been a huge Morgan Wallen guy in the past. I did listen to this song in the car today. It's called Wasted On You. It's like the top song on New Music Friday. And it is good.

If you like country music, I'm sure you'll love this. Have you heard the whole story about Alec Baldwin's girlfriend? No. Like the story is that like on Instagram and whatever, she presents herself as like someone from Spain. And Alec, you know, got her like a job as like a host for some show or whatnot. And, you know, she speaks in this beautiful Spanish accent and everything everything, speaks Spanish, yada, yada, yada. She posted some picture

and like Amy Schumer made fun of it by like posting like kind of a similar one and was like making fun of her. And then Alec Baldwin's girlfriend issued a response, like an Instagram story response about like, fuck you, in like a totally normal american accent and everyone's like wait what what the fuck what happened to your accent where did it go gonna find out she's from boston she's not from spain oh no yeah that's insane boston all right

you want to go out on Morgan Wallen? Yeah, I do like the song. Wasted on You? His voice is very twangy. I think that's what gets me a little bit, but it's a great song. Very well-written song. Thank you. All of this time and all of this money.

Like it almost could have been a Justin Timberlake song in like 2002. Yeah. But with shittier dancing. Yeah. All right. Bye, Brandy.

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