Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Everyone manhandling your butthole AKA The Travel Episode

Episode Date: May 8, 2019

This week on YFT, Wells is stuck in Atlanta and Brandi is recovering from a million hours on the tarmac in Dallas. Instead of dwelling on the horrific customer services experience, however, Brandi comes ready to share her knowledge with other YFT-ers so they know their rights with airlines (we gotchu). Meanwhile, Wells drowns his worries with another cocktail at the W as the front desk staff assumes he is a grubby nobody. However, in the end, both hosts come out alive to tell their tales and Wells says the exact right thing every woman wants to hear. Also this week, Wells and Brandi discuss this year’s Met Gala ‘camp’ theme and what they would/will wear if/when they go one day. Then, Wells tells the very believable story about how Tish seemed jealous when she met Sarah last week. Of course, we have a GOT recap and lots of favorite things are recommended! Enjoy! For non-GOT fans or those who haven’t watched yet, GOT recap runs approx. 46:00-54:30 Make sure to follow us on IG @yftpodcast, and special thanks to our amazing sponsors! Check out these deals just for you guys: ARTICLE: Get $50 off your first order of $100 or more by visiting https://article.com/yft SMILE DIRECT CLUB: Get $150 off by going to smiledirectclub.com/podcast and use offer code YFT150 QUIP: Go to getquip.com/yft to get your first refill pack free because WE LOVE CLEAN TEETH!

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Dude, I'm stuck in Atlanta right now, and I just had to yell at someone at the front desk. What do you mean stuck? So I'm here filming this new, this different show, this show. Yeah, you ain't stuck. You're not stuck like I was freaking stuck in Dallas, Fort Worth. Okay, so we're going to have some... Don't even give me a story. No, so we're going to have some serious like travel.

This is going to be a travel episode. All right? I don't like, I don't know if i can go back to that dark place honestly i know i felt really bad and i didn't want to like pile on because i had the tendency to like turn the knife uh like on social media so i was like i'm just gonna shut the fuck up and just hope that everything goes well for brandy like eventually she'll get home it did not yeah yeah yeah and also i i just wanted to kind of hear it from the, the horse's mouth. Uh-huh.

Cause he's like horses. That's why that's got it. You know, I was trying to think, I'm glad you have a bell. Cause I don't have a bell. Oh, now you know what it feels like.

Yeah, I know. I, this was, I was dumb. I didn't think I was, I'm trying to travel light, you know,

and I just didn't do a good job. So anyways, they, someone, can someone out there please develop a better bell app for the iPhone? There's not a good one. Surely there's a YFT-er out there who is quite the programmer. Programmer, yeah. You know?

Uh-huh. Okay, do you want to start the show before we start complaining about some shit? Yeah. You want to start? You want me to? You. we start complaining about some shit yeah uh you want to start you want me to you bros and hoes you're listening to your favorite thing podcast whip wells and brandy i am currently in atlanta right now filming a television show brandy's in denver i just went

through it wasn't really that big of a deal but but it's annoying. So here's the thing. Mine was. Yeah, like your thing. I want to do mine first because mine's less annoying than yours was. Like I know that I'm going to have to put the microphone down and just let you talk for a while. So I want to get through my bullshit before we get to yours. First question, what airline did you fly american oh i know i know i know i know i know i know and that and that's my that's my go-to airline too

it is it is i don't like i know i'm sorry all airlines suck though dude like so then no delta's good i don't like delta i love Listen, you pay a little more for the ticket, but you get what you pay for. It's all about, here's the thing. So my brother does this. My brother is like a nerd about this stuff, okay? We should have him on the show one day so he can like kind of explain it.

He used to go on something that's called a mileage run where you can get like a $700 ticket to Tokyo for the day and he'll do it. He'll go to Tokyo and back to get the miles so he is platinum. That's insane. I know because he's an insane human being. You can just pay to be platinum. Yeah, but whatever. But he'll go and like eat sushi sushi for seven hours and then come back.

That is absolutely insane. Does he play coach when he does that? I think he'll buy the coach ticket, but then he's got enough miles because he's doing these things that he can upgrade. Because coach there and back in the same day, that'll be hard. Dude, I know. Don't get me started. But he's a funny guy.

He's a weird dude. Have you met my brother, Brett? I don't think so. That's crazy to me that you've met brett only your sister you'd love brett he was that stage coach by the way oh should have hung out so i'm i was in new york we are filming this thing and then i had to come down to atlanta and i'm at the w right now which is which is a well-known well-respected hotel uh-huh and listen like i'm not in charge of like booking this stuff because it's a production company that's doing all this stuff you know so i get off the plane i come here and i'm like you know it's been a long day whatever and i get here and i give them my my id and your credit

card you know like that you do and you're just like okay just give me the fucking hotel room and then i can leave and they're like oh yeah sorry bro like um you're not in the system and i was like well here's my confirmation number and they're like no we don't have it and i was like what okay i was like well i'm gonna go sit down in like the lobby and i'm gonna call my manager and then we're gonna get this all this all sorted out and they're like okay great so I call my manager and he's like all right well here's the receipt or whatever of everything but I'll call you know whoever it was in charge of transpo and and then we'll get this all sorted out so I go back up there and I'm like here's the receipt here's like the other confirmation number and they're like okay cool

and they're like I need to we need to get my number and they're like okay cool and they're like i need to we need to get my manager and i was like okay whatever i don't care i'm gonna go over the bar i'm gonna get a drink and then when you guys figure it out you guys come find me and then give me my key and then i will fucking leave i promise this is toy fun not angry, just whatever. But the bar at the W Midtown in Atlanta, I can see the front desk people. And I can see that they're not doing anything. They're just sitting there like waiting for new customers. So I'm like, oh my God, they don't even give a shit.

So I do this for like 17 minutes. I call like my manager again being like what's the deal and he's like well i don't know like i sent you the thing like someone's calling i don't know you know like go talk to them i was like okay so i go up again and i'm like so here is like the actual receipt like they like you know like took a picture of it and sent it or whatever and they're like oh we need to get our manager and i was like didn't we just have this conversation about the manager what are you talking about and they're like no need to get snippy and i was like i'm sorry but it seems like you guys don't give a shit about me and they're like please don't use

that language and i was like why you said that i yeah i said you seem like you guys don't give a shit about me and they said please, please, how would you know? And I said, well, because I've been sitting right over there and I've been watching and you guys have not been doing, and I was like,

I was like, ma'am, you went and got water a second ago, which I, if you need hydration, then I fully understand. But I feel like

my hotel room thing is more important than your hydration just right now. And she was like, well, you know, we got hydration just right now. And she was like, well, you know, we got to get our,

our manager. And I was like, save the man, say manager one more time, just say it. And she's like, I'm gonna get my manager. And I was like,

get him. So the dude comes up, gotta be 17 years old. No, gotta be the youngest guy in the world, which great. Get it, dude.

But also reservation number receipt. I was like, so this time I was like, I'm not going back to the bar. I'm staying here. So you have to see me annoyed. So like it forever. And then like another manager comes out and like, what's the problem? And I'm like, oh, my God. Really?

What's the problem? problem and i'm like oh my god really what's the problem i've been sitting here for 45 minutes just trying to go record a podcast which is the truth it's like that's what i had to do i was like i gotta record a podcast and i said that and they were like okay whatever like not that important and i was like yeah totally and they're like oh yeah sorry it's like a different system and like the system didn't like to transfer the number and like so we had to transfer we had to manually transfer the number and i was like this sounds like such a you problem and not a me problem right now but all i know is that i got a receipt that said fucking w hotel check in this time check out that time fucking confirmation number wells adams that's it and they did not like how snippy i was which is ridiculous because i

gotta say i've seen i've seen pissed off wells i feel like i'm pretty good most the time but like but that's the problem because that's how i am but like then you suppress it all for so long that when you finally explode yeah yeah it's bad yeah it was your hotel experience that was not okay right and and i'm here now and it's totally fine but whatever i just was like very annoyed and it wasn't even like normally i would have been like whatever i don't i don't it was the it was the i was watching them they and they weren't like resolving it right you know that like at first i was like very cordial and just was like, well, okay, I don't know, guys.

Just figure it out, I suppose. Go talk to whoever you have to talk to. I don't care. And then I was watching, and then I was watching that the two people I was talking to didn't do anything, and I was like, oh my God, they just don't give a shit. You know?

And I know it's... So here's a very good example of never judge a book by its cover i'm in sweats and like a hoodie and like a beanie and i look disheveled because i've been traveling all day right you know like like very much like i looked like shit i'm sure they saw me and they were just like this fucking guy you know like Anyways, I want to hear about American Airlines. I don't know if you do. Just give me the CliffsNotes. Yeah, I'm to the point where I don't want to go back

into that dark place I was in. I was in a very dark place. I couldn't even talk to my boyfriend. He was like begging to FaceTime me because he knew I was upset. And I was like, I can't talk to you right now because you can't see me this way. When a woman knows that they've reached a limit. So by the way, so there's like, let's say the

scale is a 10 scale. If a woman knows that she has reached a limit, that means that they are past the seven. A five, normally a man would be like, oh god they're crazy at a seven is when the woman knows that they have reached a breaking point yeah and it's scary and then if you ever see a woman at a 10 hide your kids hide your wives because shit's about to go down i would say i was at a nine because here's my here's where was. I am someone that does not cry often. It takes a lot to push me to a place where I feel like crying. And that's what I felt like. I've never seen you cry.

Very few have, Wells. Yeah. Okay. But I'm going to give the cliff notes, but I'm also going to use this as a learning experience for all of my fellow listeners out there. I'm going to teach you about some of your rights as an air travel passenger. I love this. Because I have researched it.

Also, I want you to put a pin in crying because we're going to circle back to that later in the episode. Okay. Pin in crying. So long story short, I was flying from LA to Nashville for a DJ gig. Now granted, I was giving myself – Not a tough flight. No. It shouldn't be a tough flight.

Here's what I do. My parents live 10 minutes from Burbank Airport. Yeah. LAX Airport is an hour away with no traffic. So I always make the choice to leave out of Burbank. And that means I have to have a layover to get to B&A, to Nashville. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Usually, no biggie.

Usually, I get on my cute Delta flight, stop in Salt Lake City for 40 minutes, and I'm in Nashville. Well, I got booked on an American flight because I'm not the one that booked the flight. And we leave out of Burbank and we're starting the descent to Dallas. And all of a sudden they come on and they say there's tornado activity on the ground in Dallas and they're going to put us in a holding pattern. We'll let you know in 20 minutes what the deal is. So we're circling for 20 minutes. And then they come on and they say, we're going to run out of fuel. So if we don't get the go ahead to land in the next five minutes, we're going to have to go to Houston and get some gas. And I'm like, are you freaking kidding me? So I have internet on the flight. So I am on my

little American app looking at my connection in the connection flight to see, am I going to make the connection or not? Well, the connecting flight was delayed too. So I like all right we're good then they come on and they say all right it's been five minutes we cannot land we got to go to Houston well I'm on my app and the connecting flight that was flying in from Colorado Springs that was that lands in Dallas taking me to Nashville happened to land the exact minute they told us we were not able to land so I know planes were landing in Dallas when they derouted us to Houston. They fly us to freaking Houston and they say, this is going to be really quick. We're going to land, refuel and get right back to Dallas. They land us in Houston, hours go by wells. I was on the ground in Houston

for three hours and here, no water, no, I hadn't had food. Like, you know, when you travel, like I got up at nine to get on my flight out of Burbank. Like you don't eat before a flight and you get to the airport and you're rushed and things are 20 bucks for a fricking chip and you just don't eat. And then you get on the flight and you're like, I'll eat when I get to Nashville. I don't know. I hadn't eaten. No one had eaten. No one had had water. And so long story short, we're there three hours and I'm on my phone and like flights are taking off and landing out of Dallas. Like I don't understand what the problem is. So three hours in, they finally start offering water. Here's why. Learned later after I Googled this. It is the law that after three hours of being stuck on a tarmac, they have to serve you water. So they start serving water three hours in and they get to

like row 10 and then the pilot wants to move the plane down to a different spot on the tarmac. So they have to stop serving water. So half more than half the plane didn't even get water. And so then they finally get into the gate at Houston. Like they're like, all right, we're going to give you the option to D plane. But if you do,

you cannot get back on this flight and you are on your own to get yourself out of Houston. So this, yeah, they're basically saying like, we're not, you can't just go and get on another flight in Houston. You have to buy a whole new ticket if you get off this airplane. Yeah. So it's the law that if you're on a plane for more than so many uh i think it's six hours they have to allow you to deplane yeah but but that's

there's no point in that if they're not going to help you get to your destination then like then you're out money and it's not your fault so everyone was scared to get off the plane and i'm looking and i'm like all right there's one more flight out to nashville from d. And if they'd get this fricking plane off the ground, I will make it. So they do, they get the plane up. We go to Dallas, we land in Dallas. Then we sit on the runway for an hour and a half. It's not a game. And so I sit there and watch my flight take off on my app, got out just fine. They finally get us in there. It's like midnight at this point, no other flights going out, compensation all the hotels were sold out so between i paid 250 to stay in a nasty best western that mind you when i showed up it was like

the motel style where the doors are on the outside they finally gave my key i go upstairs and the door is cracked open to my hotel room so i'm going in there it's pitch black i have the flashlight on on my phone and i'm like praying to god there's not a person hiding in my hotel room. I checked the bathroom, the shower curtain, the closet, the whole thing. It was terrifying. I slept on top of the cover, barely slept. It was horrible. And then Uber's back and forth to Dallas was like 50 bucks. So I'm like $300 deep, more than the price of the plane ticket that was purchased. And they're not going to compensate for any of it. I didn't get to Nashville until 5 PM the next day. Why aren't they going to compensate for it? Because it was weather related. Uh, that really wasn't because the flight from Colorado Springs landed at the exact moment

you told, told our flight, we can't land in Dallas. So how come that plane was able to land another American plane, but this plane wasn't. And I'm sorry, weather didn't cause us to sit in Houston for three and a half hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. It's a nightmare. But here's the thing. So they wait until the last minute to give you water and stuff. But by that point, if they had started serving water an hour in, that would have been the nice thing to do. Everyone on the plane would have gotten water.

But they wait until three, like literal exact three hours. It's just so messed up. I'm sorry. It's okay. I was talking to Sarah's parents this weekend. Uh-huh. And we were talking about like the thing you're supposed to say to women when they're upset.

Uh-huh. And it's not like, well, what are you going to do? It's you're right and I'm sorry. Yeah, it's you're right and I'm sorry. Yeah, it's true. It's bullshit, but you went through and I don't know how to fix it, but I love you. And I just need you to know that. Like this response.

See, my boyfriend feels the need to turn everything. He's just Mr. Positive all the freaking time. No, I know. Michelle Huseman, let me tell you something, pal. This is not the route to go. His response to everything is, but it's okay. It'll be okay. And I'm like, it is not okay.

It is not okay. So that's the response that you should have if you're with the person and you're dealing with it. But if you're not there, that's not the response. The response is, shut the fuck up. No way. That's bullshit. I'm so sorry. Go get a drink.

Go pay $70 for one of those neck massages from that weird Persian guy that's giving out massages in the airport. Uh-huh. You know? Like, you're right. I'm so sorry. There's nothing we can do. This is bullshit and I'm going to write a letter to somebody.

But if he's there with you, then it's like, hey baby, go sit down. Go talk to that Persian guy that's doing the massages over there. I'm going to go deal with this. There's two ways. If you're there or you're not,

it's a completely different conversation. But I, but I actually like, I am really, I'm sorry that happened. That's, that's so annoying when you're like, when you're looking at your phone,

you're just like, I can see the fucking next flight. I can make it. Oh, well, and just the fact that I saw planes like it, you know, it says landed at the,

what time the plane lands and planes were landing while we were being held, and then it was just a whole thing. And I just kept thinking, like, are you kidding me that I've been on an airplane for eight and a half hours to go from Burbank to Dallas? That's insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you made it home. Yeah, day late. Missed a whole day with my horse. And $377 short.

That's the other thing. I'm such a cheapo. I'm so pissed about it. I want my freaking money. I want to be compensated. I'm the same way. I am the exact same way. Uh-huh.

I saw that on your story, and I was like, oh, God, this is going to be the episode, isn't it? And then this happened to me tonight, and I was like, it's a travel episode. I was actually not going to bring it up because I was like, people don't want to hear me bitch about stuff. But since you brought it up. No, I think like, so here's the thing though. Like I'm very perceptive. I think I'm perceptive of like what I'm always, I will always say like no one can relate to this. You know, when I say that, that means I think that the thing that we just talked about people are gonna be like i don't understand uh or like i can't relate to that

but i think everyone can relate to the travel thing because they've all everyone's been fucked like that yeah and you're just at the mercy of of planes you can't help it you know i know unless you're kylie jenner and you're on a jet, you are at the mercy of everyone just manhandling your butthole. And that's a fucking fact of life. Yeah. But I do think it's important that people know if you're stuck on a plane that's on the runway for hours on end, if they don't serve you water by three hours in,

it's the law that they don't serve you water by like three hours in it's the law that they have to offer you water and like you have to be able to use the bathroom and all that kind of stuff yeah let me tell you what should be the law they should have to give you a very stiff drink yeah that's the thing is like you double vodka they'd at least start passing out snacks and crap like come on or give us free Wi-Fi or something. Come on. Dude, give us something. Yeah.

By the way, let's get free Wi-Fi just on the table. All right? Like, let's just, on the front end, let me just pay for that. You know? I don't, I hate the idea of like $12 for good. It's insane. Go flight. What a bullshit.

Also, no one wants peanuts and no one wants pretzels. All right? those are the two worst you know what you know what those those two things are served as those two things are served at bars for drunk people okay why don't we get some chips i don't know maybe a sun chip maybe some lace maybe some some really spicy cheetos flaming hot so i looked it up because i want to make sure i'm saying the right thing so in the u.s i can see that you're like looking this online in the u.s if you are on the tarmac for three hours plus three hours you have to be given the option to get off the plane okay can we amend that faa and if you're on the tarmac for three hours, I get to do a body shot off of the flight attendants.

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Oh, man. Well, so your least favorite thing right now is American Airlines. There's no drink in that way. You just put it to your mouth, by the way. I was hoping there would be. Now I have to drink this. is hose water oh well you love hose water this is hose water from the barn hose water is the best it's not bad okay so i have a bunch of things for us right now oh you do oh i do okay so i said put a pin on crying have you seen the movie instant family no okay so i watched it on the flight out to new york and it's with like mark marky mark mark what's his name what's his name mark walberg yes of the famed walbergers um and i think it's rose something rose i think it's rose burn um she's a

she's a british actress actress and it's a movie about like adopting kids and i think i've seen like the trailer and i was like oh this looks like such a whatever movie you know like heartfelt cute cute cute but right before i got on my plane there was like an elder not an elderly couple older couple that had gone to universal seduce and they bought the poster for that movie and they were like we got this poster for instant family it's the cutest movie in the world and then there was like some actress because i was at lax flying out and some actress was like that's such a good movie and and sarah also has been like instant family's great but like sometimes i'm like i don like, I don't know.

I don't know about her taste. She's got great taste in movies, but sometimes, like, we see differently in terms of movies. I can see that. So I'm just like, I don't know. So anyways, all these things came together, and I was like, I'm going to watch Instant Family. I'm flying to New York, crying like the littlest bitch in the world, like bawling crying. Wonderful movie.

If you haven't seen Innocent Family, go see it immediately. And if you think you're too butch for it, guess what? You're not because that's what I thought. And then I watched it and I was like, oh, my God, crying so much. So in New York, this is not a thing in L.A. It's not a thing in Nashville, not a thing Crying so much. So in New York, this is not a thing in LA. It's not a thing in Nashville. Not a thing where I grew up. But I think they're Hasidic Jews.

They have hats. They have cool hats. They all wear like black trench coats almost. Yeah, they're roaming around Hollywood. West Hollywood. Yeah, okay, yeah. They have like white tassels that hang from their belts. And they have the hair that loops from their belts. And they have those,

the hair that loops by their sideburns. You know, I think they're, I think they're Hasidic Jews. I'm not sure. I think, I think so too. So there's a bunch of them on our plane and I'm crying like the biggest bitch in the world.

And this Hasidic Jew like sees me crying and comes back, and he goes, excuse me. And so I had my earbuds in, so I'd be like, what? And he was like, I'm going to ask you a question. I was like, oh, okay. So I pulled my earbud, and he's like, can I ask you a question? And I was like, yeah, sure, what's up? I was like, actually, I was like, yeah, sure, what's up?

What's going on? What's going on? Is everything okay? And he was like, yeah, yeah, are you Jewish? And I was like, no, no, I'm not. I'm really sorry, I'm not Jewish. And then he was like, yeah, yeah. Are you Jewish? And I was like, no, no, I'm not. I'm really sorry. I'm not Jewish. And then he was like, okay, great.

And then he was like, cool. And then he turned around and left. And I was like, what the fuck is that? That was so weird. Yeah. I was like, wait, hold on. Number one, why did I apologize that I wasn't Jewish? You know?

Like, that's such a weird thing. I'm sorry. I'm not Jewish. That's what I said. And then, so that happened like with like thing. I'm sorry. I'm not Jewish. That's what I said. And then, so that happened like with like two hours after my flight. And then the entire rest of the flight, I'm like, what do you think he wanted? Yeah. You know, like I know that they wouldn't have loved, I know that he wouldn't have loved to talk to me if he didn't think I was Jewish.

I mean, you kind of look Jewish. Totally. if he didn't think I was Jewish. I mean, you kind of look Jewish. Totally. So I told everyone in this production that I'm doing, they were like, he definitely thought you were Jewish and he saw you crying and he wanted to give you like counsel, you know?

Oh, that's so nice. And then I wanted to be like, well, I wish he would have. Done it anyway? Yeah, anyway. It's like, who cares? He's a Gentile. It's fine. Just don't talk about it. It's a family, dude. It's a beautiful movie.

Marky Mark is great in this. Rose Byrne is phenomenal. And the girl looks exactly like Selena Gomez. No, no. Exactly like Vanessa Hudgens. Let's just get through it. And then someone else was like, oh, he's going to try to hook you up. If you were Jewish, he's going to hook you up with his cousin or something. like his cousin or something but i was like i don't know man because i wasn't like

on that level of judaism where i like the hat and the ringlets or whatever but i so bad so so when the plane landed i was like god i want to talk to this guy i don't want to fucking find out but he never like made eye contact with me again so i could be like hey what why did you want to know if i was jewish you know like i didn't get the opportunity anyways this is a very long give me a dang instant family phenomenal it's a reroute but okay yeah i mean it was just like a funny like experience that i had that is interesting and also like seeing someone cry like so here's the thing like so the reason why i thought he came to talk to me is because i was crying yeah and when you see someone crying you you continue talking to them to be like are you okay you know like is everything okay but he was like are you jewish and i was like no i'm not i'm sorry

and he was like great turn around and then left me and I was like you motherfucker he's probably like thank god I don't have to talk to you oh lord I believe it's Yahweh is what you meant to say there but whatever we're gonna get

some hate mail for this conversation. I don't think so. Because I don't think I did anything wrong. And the thing that I'm upset about is that the Jewish guy didn't talk to me. Oh, my God. Oh, okay. Well, I started the Ted Bundy Zac Efron movie. I know, but you hadn't watched the last one.

So a couple episodes ago, we talked about like, you need to go watch that. It wasn't as good. I loved it. You did? I did. Okay, so tell me about the Ted Bundy movie. I need you to watch this. Because I need to know if this is like a real portrayal.

So the thing I like about this already is that it's like right off the bat, you are getting like an inside look at like his relationship with his, I don't know if they get married yet, but his, the girl he's going to get, Lily Collins. Lily Collins. Yeah.

Does he end up marrying her? Well, I'm going to find out in a second. So like, it's so crazy to see it like that, where it's like, he's so normal with her and so normal with her kid. And like the way they met, like, it's so crazy to see it like that, where it's like, he's so normal with her and so normal with her kid.

And like the way they met, like, it's like the cutest little story I've ever seen. Like he just seems so normal. Right. Yeah. And even like, but so I don't know, like if you really get to see that in like the Ted Bundy tape part, like, do they really touched on that? Well, I don't know how much you want me to tell you. Well, I don't know how much you want me to tell you. I watched this interview about that, and they were like, why would he have a completely healthy, normal relationship?

Then he's going and strangling and murdering these women. And the thought process, whatever, like the talking head that was on the TV that was talking about it was like, you know even if you're a serial killer you need to have like a sense of normalcy like a priest who will go and like molest kids will still go and like do church or whatever right you know and like and he'll have his like normal day you know he has a sense of normalcy. And then he has like this, like terrible thing that happens aside from that. Right. And so like had two different lives. He was leading,

you know? Right. And like, thank God for her. Like that, that woman's still alive. I think. Really?

I think so. Which is crazy. But yeah, keep watching. I want to watch. Is it what, what platform are we on here? Netflix.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Okay. Must've just come out. I want to watch. What platform are we on here? Netflix. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Okay. Must have just come out. I was just like perusing. Yeah. Because I rewatched Game of Thrones and then I was like, what next? I got a Netflix.

Suggest. What is it? Give me a ding. Schitt's Creek. You've already said this. No, I haven't. Yes, we've talked about Schitt's Creek. No, I've never. Yes, you have. I have not seen Schitt's Creek. You've already said this. No, I haven't. Yes, we've talked about Schitt's Creek. No, I've never.

Yes, you have. I have not seen Schitt's Creek. I promise you, or you might have talked about wanting to watch it. I promise you have. Okay, maybe I said I wanted to watch it. I think you did. I've ripped through an entire season of it. You love it?

It is the funniest show on television. The fact that no one told me about Schitt's Creek. Apparently I talked about it, which is amazing. I'm telling you, I'm going to listen back. I'm going to listen back and find it. You know, what's always funny is like when I like, I have like family and friends who are always like, hey, what's good?

Like, what do I need to watch? Like my sister especially is like, what do I need to watch? And I'm like, just listen to your favorite thing. And this is all we do is talk about what to watch. It's true. And they're like, oh, yeah, okay. You know, you're right. And then I'll like give them a suggestion or whatever.

And they'll be like, oh, my God, that was so great. And I was like, we talked about that on the show like a year ago. Yeah. So maybe you're right. Maybe I did. I don't know but so it's eugene levy who is like the dad in american pie yep and then the the mom is the wife in home alone but she's also in like every um christopher guest mockumentary so like oh waiting for guffman or um best in show or a mighty wind like

those uh you know you know i'm talking about those yeah documentaries she's in those as well so it's it's them they're married they're like uber rich and they have two kids and they're spoiled brats and they were so rich and then like the taxman comes and like repose everything and then they have to go live in this town and the reason they go live in this town called schitt's creek is because the father bought the son the town as a joke like a joke because they had so much money that he was like it'd be really funny if i bought you a town called Chitch Creek. So they have to go live in this town. And the son is actually the real life son of Eugene Levy or Levy. Okay. And he is a show stealer.

Like he is one of the funniest fucking guys in the world. And I'm amazed that like, because like living in the shadow of your dad, who is in like every gigantic mockumentary, you know, ever. That's hard to live up to. And what I'm amazed about is that is that he is probably the best part of the show in our show that where his dad and his fake mom, who's also a famous actress. He's better than. But he's also like a writer.

And him and his dad have written the show together anyways shits creak phenomenal give me a day okay yeah it's so good give it a watch yeah and also like uh the guy that's it's uh do you remember what was it scary movie that one actor who's got like a very small hand and he's like, no, he's like stirring the, he's like a tiny hand. It's gross. And you're like, or he's also in something about Mary.

He's like, he's like, uh, Ben Stiller's like best friend. And he gets like, um, he gets like a rash or whatever, because he's like,

I've never seen it. You've never seen something about Mary? No. Okay. Give me a ding on something about Mary. What the fuck are you doing with your life? Who's in that? Ben Stiller.

Oh. Kevin Dillon. I don't know if that's right. It's one of the very good looking guys. Oh. Oh, God. She's so pretty. She was in The Mask.

And Hot Blonde Chick. That was also in Charlie's Angels. Oh, Cameron Diaz? Cameron Diaz. Oh. mask and um hot blonde chick that was also in charlie's angels oh cameron diaz camera diaz oh how have you never seen something about mary hot blonde chick uh i don't know that guy's in it and his so he's the mayor of the town and so he he comes from he's like in the lineage of the shits and his name is roland so his name is roland shits which is so fucking funny anyways uh phenomenal show okay all right great i would just like to point out something you're you've i'm you're not gonna know what i'm talking about because you don't watch gray's anatomy yeah but i'm sure a bunch of white peers do. I would just like to point out that

Meredith Grey got a serious upgrade with her stylist this season. They're doing a killer job. Her street style has really gone from like a three to a nine. She's looking good. Is that the main character that's from old school? I've never seen old school. Oh my god

Brandy. What the fuck? Have you seen anchorman yes no don't say yes like that's a crazy man but i have not seen old school okay is is ellen pompeo in old school yes no she dates um oh luke luke wilson he does oh my god dude i can't wardrobe game is on point in this season of grays i literally and i never say this because i hate this term can't even with you right now. Ah! I love it. I went and saw Avengers the other day. Oh, I want to see it so bad. Okay, then I won't say anything because I don't want to ruin

anything, obviously. Don't you dare ruin it. I've heard Chris is great in it. He's... You know, there's like four Chris's, but I've heard Liam's brother is great in it. Yes, he is... He's the funniest. He always is. He's the funniest. He always is.

Can I say this? I don't know if he's always the funniest. I think. Well, except that time Chris Pine was in. I think that Chris Pine is the funniest. Is he in this one too? I can't say anything. But there is a scene.

So do you know the scene that like, he's like, where Rocket's like, the God man's talking, you know, and he's like, and then Chris. Box him that like, he's like, where Rockets like the God man's talking, you know, and he's like, and then Chris, uh, box him. Yeah.

He starts, you know, he starts like copying his voice and he's like, you're talking with the God man. Yeah. And this is how I always talk. And he's like, no.

So there is a point in the movie where that happens again. And it's, it is the funniest part of the movie for sure. Okay, all right. So anyways, I need to wait for you to watch it before I leave. Yeah, please. I'm going to... Did you go to the theater to see that?

Dude, yeah. Because I was in New York and I had two dark days. Maybe I can know. My mother will never go do that. My mother is forcing me to go to Miami with her for her birthday next week. Why is she forcing you? I'll be like, Mom, let's go watch Avengers.

She's going to be like, no. She's like, Brandeis, no, ma'am. Man, I wish it was going to be. So I'm flying to South Africa in a few weeks. I wish it would be on the flight, but I don't think it will be by then. Right? Yeah, I don't know. Torrent that shit you gotta watch it it's phenomenal okay it's a little i will say i'm gonna say some things about it that won't ruin it for you it's a little slow

okay in parts where i'm just like all right get along with get get going guys But I cried so many times. You did? You're such a crier these days. I'm always a crier. I just don't ever. I've gotten to a point in my life where I'm okay to admit it. I just don't care anymore. I will say this.

Chris Evans, Captain America. He's hot. Has some pretty dope things that go down. Okay. You're right, Chris. Hemsworth has a phenomenal storyline. Okay. Robert Downey Jr. is the main

piece of the whole thing. He's great. He's the main thing. The whole thing is phenomenal. I can't wait to see it. Okay. Dude, I'm bumming right now. I went to go see my... the main thing the whole thing is phenomenal so anyways i can't wait to see it okay dude i'm bumming right now i went to go see my dude okay so you remember last episode i went i went to go see my buddy in mississippi yeah and took my quick toothbrush and i oh no i put it on the mirror like i do uh-huh i left it there oh no and now I'm living a life without a quip toothbrush, which is not a life worth living.

No, it's truly not. It's not. It's really not. And I'm at that point where I'm like, do I call him and be like, hey, will you send that back to me? He probably got a new brush head for it and is using it. He's probably like, sick, new toothbrush. He's like, well, this is the Wells' podcast podcast he's been talking about this this is great totally uh well i'm thankful that i still have my quip toothbrush but literally my friends do try to steal it like this is the coolest

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season and you were like rally oh yeah i didn't like the episode why not i mean it was sad i thought this episode was sadder than last episode where more people died no one died in this episode uh Missandei the dragon where the hell were you the whole episode okay okay okay yeah yeah yeah the dragon that was the saddest death of

them all also and it happened so fast it was like before I knew it was happening I was like why is the dragon in the ocean that's John's dragon can I just what was happening, I was like, why is a dragon in the ocean? That's Jon's dragon. Can I just say something? Sure. And just be like completely transparent about all of this. Daenerys and Tyrion and Jon are the worst motherfucking war planners I've ever heard in my entire life.

The worst. They have made nothing but terrible decisions from Jump Street. You're not wrong. Yeah, like everything has been bad about it. But this one was Dany's fault. How so?

I don't even know if that's true. It was her idea and Tyrion was like, I don't know, but like he can't stand up to her and Jon has to do whatever she says because she came and fought the Night King and he's like, well, now I gotta do whatever you say.

I guess. It's her fault. You had a 3-0 dragon lead. Yep. And now you got one. I know. Also, use the dragons on the people of the town. Yeah.

Away from the fucking spear spear send a couple spies in check some shit out yeah maybe aria tell everyone what your superpower is like how yeah they you're right they're not being smart it's like they want to lose yeah and now she's gonna go in and attack when john's like a two-week horseback ride still. What the heck is she doing? I'm telling you, man, she's going crazy. She's turning. She's losing it. She's going mad king. Yeah. And they're all turning on her. I know they're not into it. And it's sad. I feel bad for her. She's really been through a lot and worked really hard to get where she is. And it's all just going to shit. I know. But like, get it together, where she is and it's all just going to shit i know but like get it together daenerys also i got i went to a party last night to watch it and everyone made fun of me because i said that her

name is daenerys what is her how do you supposed to pronounce it i think some people say daenerys daenerys but i think i mean i just call her danny yeah but i think daenerys is right. Daenerys Targaryen is her name. Yeah, I don't know. Don't ask me. Anyways, other thoughts on the episode. Hey, Jon Snow, don't be a fucking asshole and say goodbye to your dog, you dick. I know. What kind of psychopath doesn't even say goodbye to his dog?

I know, I didn't like that either. And Ghost looks so sad, like he didn't know what was going on. Also, Ghost is like missing part of his ear all of a sudden. I know. I didn't like that either. And Ghost looks so sad. He didn't know what was going on. Also, Ghost is missing part of his ear all of a sudden. I know. He's having a bad day. He's a warrior. He doesn't even know what's going on. Yeah. Really, why let the wildling take him?

Why not leave him with Bran at freaking Winterfell? Sounds like a better plan. Also, do you want the dog to die? Because you sent him out in the front lines on that, to go against the White Walkers, and somehow he made it back, and now

you're leaving, and you've left him again. You know what, John? We gave you a responsibility to take care of the dog, and you've done a bad job, alright? In his defense, his dog is the last one left alive. More reasons to keep him alive!

Ari is just roaming around in the wild somewhere, but let's be real. He's kept his the longest. Yeah, but not because he's been trying to keep him alive. He's doing a bad job, and I've just, as a dog owner,

I've been away from my dog for seven days and i facetime i facetime with him almost every night okay okay so you're gonna tell me john that you can't jump off your fucking horse and give him a rub behind the ears and say i love you i know no thank you so sad what else happened that was crazy? Okay, Arya, we get it. You're not a lady. You're not going to Storm's End. But did you have to just, why does it have to be that or nothing?

Why can't you just be with Gendry? Why can't you just be with him and not be the lady and just be his wife? Why do we have to just say no? Yeah, I don't know. That didn't make any sense to me either i like that together i think that he just didn't give her a good good deep dick you know i think that's what happened i think that's what what else could it be i like the idea the poetic justice of her ending up with a baratheon though because her dad was so close

to robert baratheon i get it also that was cute also Also how about Jamie hitting it and quitting it Jamie's a freaking idiot Real quick Jamie's such an idiot but Brianna's an idiot For even like having sex with Jamie She should have been like What's the redhead guy's name She should have went and fucked him I think it probably would have been better

I think that's eventually going to happen I mean Jamie only has one hand Yeah that's a good point actually hands are important very important especially dominant hands yeah yeah yeah he's trying to double click the mouse with a non-dominant hand she she made the wrong choice. She woke up and was like, that was a terrible decision. I should have gone with the ginger guy. Yeah. He would have thrown her around real good.

Yeah. But I think it's still going to happen. Okay. So if they're saying it's going to take John two weeks to ride to King's Landing, Jamie ain't getting there in time to save anybody. Yeah. I don't know.

I still think. I mean, they'll make it so he does, but realistically he would not. What was the other thing that Danny said that she loved John? This is so cute. I know, but it's too far gone, man. She's getting the villain at it right now. She flips a switch faster than me, and that says a lot.

Yeah. Like one minute she's all, uh not like i love you and then she's like i just told you how and like storms out i'm like oh shit yeah it's not looking good also did you like that the last thing that uh is it misandre that says on day this was i was more sad for gray worm than her i'm just so sad for him. They were supposed to go to North together. I'm just so sad. Who's he gonna scissor now? I don't know. I'm sad for him. I know, but her last words were

Dracarys? Yeah, burn everything to the ground. Yeah, that's a very Cersei thing. Yeah. You know? I don't know. So I think it was a set-up episode, which I think that the episode before last was a set up episode,

which I complained about because I was like, nothing happened. But people, I mean, there were some serious deaths in this one. I mean, the dragon, I really didn't think the dragon. Other than the dragon, what's the serious death, bro? Missandei, that's so sad. That's not a serious death, though. I was more upset about hers than any of the ones on the last episode agreed but still like you everyone is supposed to die well we got two

episodes left yeah we're running out of episodes we got two more also let's be real here if they had all walked up like that with all those arrows pointing at them cersei doesn't play by the rules doesn't go by the book. Why the heck wouldn't she have shot everybody right then and there and been like, oops, sorry. No one else would have known. Yeah.

Should have clear shot at Danny. How come she doesn't try to take it? Everyone is a terrible art of war person here. I have no faith in any of these people at this point. And I freaking cannot stand what's his face from the Iron Islands. What's his name? Oh, yeah. Who dresses like he's in the Rolling Stones.

Yeah, he's actually an incredible actor, but I cannot stand his character. Like, ew, so gross. Barf, get out. So gross. He's so gross. Yeah, but I like him too because all he wants to do is have sex with her

because she's famous. It's insane. Can I just say I just don't understand the Met Gala? I was wondering if we were going to talk Met. I feel like the Met Gala is a joke. It's like a costume party for celebrities. Yeah. And everyone is in on the joke that goes to the party and the and this civilians are the ones they're making fun of.

Yeah. Like, I'm sorry. Actually, like your sister looks nice tonight. I saw her and I was like, okay, she looks nice.

She does. But she could have also worn that to like any, any award show. I think. Yeah. Which I feel like if I was going to go to the Met Gala, I would probably do that too. Because if you go outrageous,

you risk either people praising you for it or just destroying you for it. I'm sorry. Katy Perry is wearing a chandelier right now. All right? Yeah. She looks ridiculous. It's so dumb.

Okay? Where's the dimmer switch to the chandelier? Because I need to turn you down because it's so dumb. Were there any that you liked? No. Oh, I liked Celine Dion. I don't even know I saw that. Oh my gosh, look it up.

She looks great. Jared Leto is walking around with a head of himself. Like a crazy person. I need to look at that up. I thought the guys actually did the camp theme better than the girls did. What does that mean? I keep seeing camp. What does camp mean? It's seeing camp. What does camp mean?

It's the theme. You know, they do a theme every year. Okay, so camp means like you're going camping? No, no, no. Campy is like, it's hard to explain. And I honestly don't fully understand it. But I think campy is like a little bit flamboyant. I don't know.

I get a little bit like cross-dressing. Campy Stiles straight up looks like my aunt. I think he did camp the-dressing. Harry Styles straight up looks like my aunt. I think he did camp the best of anybody. Yeah, but he looks like my aunt. Yeah, I thought he looked great. Like for the theme. He looks like Auntie Judy, Tia. You are so funny.

I'm sorry, but you look like a 65-year-old Portuguese woman. I'm sorry. You know Lady Gaga changed like 18,000 times. If you win an Oscar you get to do whatever you want. Whatever you want. Alright. If you're Katy Perry you look like the fucking lamp from Beauty and the Beast. So way to go.

You should look up Celine. She looks great. I always think Gigi Hadid looks great. Hers was one of my faves. i liked kendall jenner's look yeah um but it's just always weird like it's they always give a theme and then like most of the people don't really do go do the theme they just kind of do whatever they want like i would have loved to have been there will be a day i think i think eventually i'll get to the point where i get to be invited to the Met Gala. Your only shot is Sarah. Okay, you know what? Sarah's gonna get invited

to the Met Gala and then she'll take you. Valid, but also hurtful because I have my own things going on. You know, like... I don't know. Yeah, you're right. Sarah would slay the Met Gala. Oh, she wants to go real bad i think yeah i feel like it's only a matter of time dude but also like if i heard it was camp i totally would

have been like flannels carhartt a backpack and been like and but here's the thing though if i had done that i think that everyone would have been mad because I'm making fun of it. But the truth is, is that they're all making fun of it because that's not fashion. That's crazy talk. What they're doing. You know I'm right though. I don't know.

I kind of feel like it's just like a Halloween for them. Yeah. Kind of cool. I want to go. I'd be too scared to go. I'd be too scared. I would never be able to decide what to wear. I would have so much anxiety. Or I wanted to wear what they wear in Dumb and Dumber like the orange suit

and the light blue suit, you know, with the top hats. Yeah. You and Sarah could wear that. That would be so funny. I think that's the only way you can do it you can't do it if you if you are taking yourself too seriously at that thing yeah you're so dumb i'm sorry like no one's the fact that people are like oh my god what a brave choice they shut your mouth they're wearing a snapchat filter on their head right now. I'm going to have Sarah smack you for me.

No, because I'm right, though. That's the thing. It's funny, though, because I'm right. I'm kind of here for it. I'm kind of here for it. Anyways. What else you got? A song, but that's all I think.

What song? The new Shawn Mendes. No, his name is pronounced Shawn Mendes. Is it? I don't know. It's not. Did you watch SNL pronounced Shawn Mendes. Is it? I don't know. It's not. Did you watch SNL with Shawn Mendes on? No.

Did he act? Yeah, a little bit. I haven't seen the episode, but I've seen clips of it. No, I haven't. Yeah, man. Because Adam Sandler was the guest. Oh, okay. So he was the musical guest and just did a little thing, probably.

Yeah. I think we all can agree that Shawn Mendes could not carry an entire episode. He's at the Met Gala. Of course he is. He looked cute. I wouldn't call it campy, but it was cute. He wasn't wearing flannels in Carhartt? No.

The North Face in Patagonia? No. In North Face in Patagonia? No. Do you think that like REI is so upset that they were like, it's campy this year, guys. No one is wearing REI to the Met Gala. No one is wearing REI. Oh my gosh. I love me some Shawn Mendes.

I wonder what his like arc is going to be. I don't know. You know, because he's so young right now that like he can go and is that kind of like a taylor swift thing where he can go in so many different directions and be fine you know yeah wait hold on i do want to know that how excited are you that your dad is beating out tay Swift right now in the building oh my god well her new song I'm sorry her new song is not good yeah I'm gonna say it and you can leave it in it is not good it sounds like something on Nickelodeon or something yeah I don't know like teaching kids how to spell it's it's not it's not great yeah it's very happy. Too happy for me. I like sad songs.

Yeah, I know. Okay, so what's the song? Give me like White Horse Taylor Swift, you know? Yeah, but hold on. What Shawn Mendes song did you want? The new one. It's called If I Can't Have You. It's number one on New Music Friday.

I can't write one song that's not about you. Can you hear it? No. I like Shawn Mendes. But I'm going to say something that you're not going to like right now. Well. All his songs sound the exact same to me. No, they do not. Yeah, they do.

No. me no they do not yeah they do no everything means nothing if i can't have you you're grooving to it i see you you know what's funny is that um so we had we had ozark mark on remember when we had ozark mark on ozark mark yeah my man yeah yeah okay so the artist that he was like i'm really into tyler childress right now yep and i was like i feel like i've i know that name how do i know that name i couldn't remember why i knew that name and then i realized it because tyler childress was coming up on my new music Friday, like a bunch. Oh, interesting.

And so you were right. You, and you were like, you guys are going to be friends because I told you. Yeah. And when this came up, I was like, man,

I love this song. A song called feathered Indians. Have you heard it from Tyler Childress? No, I haven't. Oh my God. I'm going to go to kind of the middle of it. But when I was like, it was, I came up on new music Friday and I was like of the middle of it But when I was like

It came up on New Music Friday And I was like who is this And then I was like oh this is the guy that Ozark Mark Was talking about And it's such a good song I gotta hit up Mark and see if his song is done yet I wanna play it Virginia smoking spirits on the roof

She asked ain't anybody told you That them things are bad for you i said many folks have warned me there's been several people try but up till now there ain't been nothing that i couldn't leave behind hold me close my dear sing your whispering song so good softly in my ear and i will sing along honey tell me how your love runs true And how I can always get Anyways, are you doing good? Yeah, I am. Are you excited to go see Michelle Hirschman?

Very. I'm very excited for that. I just am very tired of traveling, and I thought I was going to have two weeks home, and now I'm going to Miami with my mother next weekend. Yeah, but that'll be fun because you'll be with your mom. She's cool. I know, I know. And it's her birthday, and I should do what she wants to do, so I'm going to mother. Yeah, but that'll be fun because you'll be with your mom and she's cool. I know, I know. And it's her birthday and I should do what she wants to do. So I'm going to go.

But that means I have no time at home, but that's okay. I should get your mom a birthday gift. What should I get her? Oh, boy. What would she like from me? You should take her some sunflowers. They're her favorite flower. Okay, can I just send them to her? Because I'm not going to be around her. Or maybe

I will be, though. When do you get back? When's her birthday? The 13th, but she leaves on the 11th. Oh, I fly back on the 11th. In case I'm going to send them to her, then. She won't. By the way, your mom and my birthday are three days apart.

Really? So hot. Like that makes so much sense. Oh my Lord. I don't think it does. It makes all the sense. She's going to be so happy if you send her flowers.

I'm sending her flowers for sure. She's going to be like, well, you're going to hate this, but she's going to be like, Wales is just the perfect son I've never had. You know, it was funny because we went over there the other night to do the last podcast. She's going to be like, Wales is just the perfect son I've never had. You know, it was funny because we went over there the other night to do the last podcast.

But it was so much going on. There was a crew there, but it was the first time, I feel like it was the first time that your mom met Sarah. Yeah, it was. And I just don't know if that was, if there's like jealousy there or you would love that wouldn't you wouldn't you just love that you're insane i do wait hold on let's just like real quick like how excited is your vajayjay. Okay. About Misha. Because it's coming up. Like, what's the countdown?

Oh, I should be better about this. I think 17 days sounds right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds right. You excited? I am very excited, yes. I'm very excited. My vajayjay needs a lot of attention

before I go there. Oh, somebody, so so somebody i learned today there's this there's this place here in denver you can go and you which it's called um i think it's called bald and you go get waxed but they put you on laughing gas while you get waxed okay that's kind of funny sounds awesome sign me up i'm gonna do it and then report back and tell you guys how it was but i'm a big fan of laughing gas like when i go to the dentist like if i have to do anything more than a cleaning i have to have it because i get anxiety about the dentist yeah and they when i have it like they could be doing anything to me and i wouldn't care like all the needles in the

world in my mouth do it i don't notice and you're just laughing the entire time i'm not i don't laugh have you ever had laughing gas it doesn't't make you laugh. It just makes you not care. Oh, no, I've never had that. What? I've had pot. That's the same thing.

I haven't had that. Really? That's real laughing gas. I, all I know is like, I've had so many cavities filled and I've had a couple of root canals and stuff like that. And when they give it to you, like it is magic.

You really, like I'm somebody that I cry at the dentist or the doctor. Like I such anxiety about doctors and i when i have laughing gas like i don't care all right well so i'm gonna go give it a try do it sounds great can we do a podcast live with you on laughing gas whilst you're getting your vagina ripped out by the hair. That sounds hard. Okay, you're right. Let's just do the podcast right after it happened. Okay. Okay.

Okay. I think that's a good place to end it. Great. Lovely. Remind me to send you around flowers. I will for sure. Okay. I miss you.

Miss you. Have fun in Atlanta Ozark Mark lives in Atlanta You should have hit him up I got a day off I'll do it Hang Later dude Give me a ding Yeah I like being in control

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