Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Family ties and holiday cheer(s)!

Episode Date: November 30, 2022

In studio together for the second time this month, you are in for a treat with this jam-packed holiday special. First, Wells talks about his trip to New York to watch Sarah in the parade. Everyone was very happy and very un-New York like, plus he got to sit by the corn kid. Speaking of corn, the cream corn was Brandi’s fave dish this Thanksgiving, which ended up being a very eventful one for the Cyrus crew. Wells decides that he doesn’t want to do Christmas cards but instead perhaps, Halloween cards. They then briefly discuss the World Cup and how America sucks at soccer, and how Tish is living in 2007 and Brandi had very limited access to quality streaming content this week. Plus, we get some f*ck you very muches, a…special…visit from erotic grandpa, and end off with some of your voicemails. Enjoy!  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Storyworth — Go to StoryWorth.com/yft today and save $10 on your first purchase  BetterHelp — Go to BetterHelp.com/favoritething today to get 10% off your first month 

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You're back. I'm back. I'm still here. I never left. You never left. I left, actually. You did. Yeah, I went to New York City. How was that? You know, it was really great.

I really enjoyed it. Like, we normally do Thanksgiving here, and we host, and you know that, like, I'm like, we always host, and I'm sick of always being the host. I don't like to clean. It ruins our house. So we went to New York because Sarah was in the

parade. Did you watch the parade? No. Okay. Can't say I did, but I have been to the parade in real life before. You have? Yeah. Miley did it like eons ago when she was doing Hannah Montana. Okay. So yes, we've been. We've done it. So Sarah went out and she had to do a bunch of press

for Bumper in Berlin, which by the way is out on Peacock. Everyone should go watch it. It's a great show been, we've done it. So, yeah, so Sarah went out and she had to do like a bunch of press for Bumper and Berlin, which, by the way, is out on Peacock. Everyone should go watch it. It's a great show. Sarah's fantastic in it. So she was having to do a bunch of press with Adam Devine and Flula. The day of the parade happens. And I'm thinking like, surely it's just going to be like them three on a float for like the last block.

And then they sing and then it's over. Oh, no. No, no, no. They were on the float for like three miles or whatever it is all through new york waving at everybody in pretty cold temperatures i was there at the end like where everyone does the performance right like right at macy's and they're like the third to last float it was sarah's float and then jimmy fallon and then mariah carey and that was like the end

of it so i watched everything so i'm sitting there freezing money three hours you're watching three hours yeah freezing my balls off watching everything but it was so new york very it's the most new york thing that happens in new york new yorkers have this stereotype which is for the most part pretty true. Kind of assholes, you know, they're short and they're, hey, I'm walking here, like, get the fuck out of the way. You know, like a little bit like that, you know? Which I love that about them, if I'm being honest.

I do too, actually. But that day, we were having to, like, walk the streets and, like, go, you know, go through barricades and, like, all this. We were coming across a lot of New Yorkers who were volunteering. And they were so happy. So like, happy Thanksgiving. Oh my God.

What an amazing day. Have so much fun. And I was like, who are these people? This is not the New York. They can't be from here. This is not the New Yorkers I know. But then I realized I was like, this is like their thing. Like this is their Superbowl.

Like this is such a big day for them. And that I was like, oh, so so like you're really proud of this it was fun and funny to like see this different side of new yorkers i don't know if that makes any sense yeah it's new york they have like the rockets out there which by the way what a weird a weird idea for a show because if you really boil down what the Rockettes are, it's hey, this is a show where we might get to see your vagina. You know? I don't know. I've never seen it actually. But you know what they do?

It's all high kicks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you see their underwear. Yeah. Yeah, they're great dancers. But like if we really boil down what the Rockettes are, it's we get to see your vagina. I'm shocked it's still a thing. And there was a guy that was like making the decision. It was like, you know what?

This is going to kill. And that guy was not wrong. There's strip clubs everywhere. We're going to church up strip clubs and we're going to pass it off as Broadway royalty. Genius. Yeah. And so the rockets are out there just, you know, it's 40 degrees and their vaginas are out.

Oh, yeah. You know? Oh, yeah. Lion King was out there. Oh. By the way, Lion King's great. Love. You know, for the most part, if we're being honest, I think everyone's lip syncing.

Absolutely. I'm no scientist. That's the whole thing thing but i think everyone's lip-syncing wow like i don't know if those microphones work i don't even know if they are microphones i don't think they are i think that there might just be like black pvc pipe they put a little thing on top and they're like no one's gonna know they're fake for sure but we were watching it i was like i'm right there and i like, they are way off. Like Paula Abdul, she did like, you know that song? Uh-huh.

Great song. So she does like a tap dancing number to start it. She couldn't be more off the beat. Oh no. Like it wasn't even close. And I'm like, and you can hear the tapping, you know like the tap dancing. And I'm like, you can hear the tapping you know like the tap dancing and i'm like her feet are matching up with this and it's really funny because when you're watching people

do it lip sync and then they'll like you know that they're like getting into the moment and all of a sudden they're they're like lifting up their hands and then both their hands go up and the microphone goes away and you can still hear and and you're like, what is happening here? God is special in PVC by business. The only person that I don't think was a pre-taped lip sync was when they had the lady call the President of the United

States and it was terrible. Single shot on this lady who's like, I'm on the phone with the President. Mr. President, are you there? Mr. President, are you there? Mr. President, are you there? Dead air. Mr. President, can you hear me? Oh, hey. Rah, rah, rah, rah, rah. You're telling me

that you left nothing up to chance when it came to every performance but then you didn't think to pre-tape the call with the president? And also, of all the people who are good at talking, he is the worst at it. What? Can we throw him a bone and do a pre-tape? Why would you leave that up to chance? What? When Sarah came around, it was so cool to see her perform and they did such a good job.

Anyways, it was just a lot of fun. Then afterwards, we went over to her parents' apartment and had Thanksgiving dinner, total New York style. It's incredible. And we had just the best time in the world. Love that for you. Yeah. How was your Thanksgiving? My Thanksgiving was lovely.

Very low key. Honestly, it felt kind of more like a friend's giving, which is way more my vibe anyway. Yeah. But we spent it out in Malibu and we just had, you know, family, friends, all the fricking things, all the food in the world. I think, I think the other fun thing about like having friends come and making it more of a Friendsgiving is like everyone can kind of make like their special dish or like their favorite dish that their family makes. Right. And then you have this whole like potluck hodgepodge of all these different dishes. So we had like three different creamed corn dishes, you know, and like two different green bean casseroles. And so it was just like it was cool to like have all the different variety because my mom just used to cook the same fricking four things every year.

You know what I mean? Yeah. So that was nice. What did you make? I didn't make shit. Oh, great. I thought you were a big mashed potatoes gal. I am.

I didn't make them though. I was in charge of like reheating everything right before we ate. Like that I can do, you know, I can like turn on the oven and like set a timer. Yeah. So I helped with that. I also was the one to pour the wine all day. Oh, you're the bartender. I was encouraging. I was like, who wants wine, wine, more wine, wine for you. Great. Turned up. I did. I had like four glasses before 2 PM. Oh yeah. And then I was like, Oh shit, I'm drunk. And I was like, I got to eat something. And you know, Miley sober. And

I, she was like, are you okay? And I was like, I'm shwasty. And she was like, oh, I'm jealous. Really? Yeah. That was fun. But is Miley California sober? Yes. Yeah, okay. Yes.

I didn't know that was a thing until I saw people talking about it on TikTok. Yeah, it is a thing. And I was like, oh, that's interesting. Yeah. So for people that don't know, California sober is you don't do anything except you smoke weed sometimes. Right. It's kind of funny. Makes sense, I guess. Yeah, like, I don't know you smoke weed sometimes. It's kind of funny. It makes sense, I guess.

It's of the earth. You can't be addicted to that, I don't think. No, I don't think so either. Is there like an Albuquerque sober where you don't do anything except for meth? Maybe. Probably. Like a New Orleans sober where you don't do anything

but drink fucking hurricanes and almost die every night? That's good. An Italian sober where you just drink spagliato with Prosecco. Stunning. Stunning. What was your favorite dish for Thanksgiving? Honestly, I think one of those creamed corns. A creamed corn?

It was so freaking good. What a year for creamed corn. I love corn. Speaking of! Oh my god, I buried the lead! Do you know who sat behind me? Not the corn kid. The corn fucking kid! No fucking way! And like, he was so delightful. Oh, I bet.

I so badly wanted to take a picture with the corn kid. You should have! But he's a kid. Who cares? I'm an adult male that he doesn't know. That's true. Asking him for, can I get a picture? You're right. It's weird.

Like I couldn't do it, but I so badly wanted to. And like, you know, here's the thing. So obviously like I'm jaded. And for the most part, like every like influencer that I've ever met, they're never the thing that they really are. Oh, of course. On TikTok or whatnot. But this kid is

just a little kid and he's just living his truth he's just exactly who he is on tiktok yeah he was so fucking jazzed for every like he knew like i didn't know a lot of the floats that they were like kid floats you know the story of a wimpy kid or whatever oh yeah all this stuff and paw patrol i didn't really don't really know he He was fucking on it. He was like, Oh, that's so, so, Oh,

so excited. Take a picture, mom. Like just jazzed about everything. That is so cute. Santa come. He's like, Santa's fucking here.

It's like, Oh my God. Oh, he's like, by the way, he had his, he was on a float, which is,

I figured, was it a corn float? He was on the Jolly Green Giant float. So the Jolly Green Giant was like holding corn. Oh, my God. That's too good. Yeah. Like Jessica Chastain was sitting.

Love. Right. Like a couple bros away from us. But I was like Star Trek from the corn kid. Corn kid. Yeah. I mean, he's the star of the whole year. It's got the juices.

Yeah. Oh, my God. What a weird world. I was saying, I was like really surprised Jessica Chastain was like sitting. Why was she there? I think she was on a float. I think she was on the Sesame Street float, I think. But she came and sat with the people.

She's one of the people. Love that. I know. Love her. This is amazing. She's like the Bruce Springsteen of actresses, you know? True. She's blue collar, one of the peeps.

Love it. I love her. And she is beautiful in person. Stunning. Oh, stunning. Oh, stunning. It's got the juices. Oh, my God.

It's too good. Yeah. All right. So, so yeah creamed corn so what was your favorite dish that you guys had i'll tell you what melissa sarah's mom my new mom-in-law she made a fucking good turkey really and she got a little toasty too we got there she made some like big punch you know like some fucking big bowl of alcohol and we got there and i was like sarah i think i think melissa's a little toasty she's like oh yeah and then and then we started drinking and so i started making everyone old fashions and she's like i want the bartender to make me and so she got a little toasty and i was like i don't know how this is going to affect her cooking

yeah killed it really the turkey was so good and it was really funny because they're like such a actor family that like on thanksgiving like they turn on like old movies which is fucking bonkers to me and i was like we're watching football because this is america and i don't want to watch like some old like Bing Crosby. Why not? It's Thanksgiving. We got to watch the Dallas Cowboys play. We don't watch football. Anyways, there was a game that was really, really close, right? And her dad got like super into it.

And Sarah's mom was like, you need to mash the potatoes. He's like, I'll get to it. I'll get to it. And like he was so into the game that he kind of didn't mash potatoes. So like it was like chunky. I don't like chunky. It wasn't mashed potatoes. It was stirred potatoes. But I thought it was hilarious because I was like

the football was like that made him distracted. Good job. I know. But we all got a little toasty if we're being honest with one another. I mean that's the whole point of the holiday. It's the whole point of Thanksgiving. Yeah. So yeah, I'm going to say Melissa's turkey was my favorite thing. All right.

Yeah. Love that. Did you have any family drama? No drama. I saw something on your Instagram. Oh, yeah? Yeah. You saw some drama?

I don't know if I saw drama, as I think that you got a new dad. I don't know about that. But my mom got a really pretty ring. This is amazing. you got a new dad. I don't know about that. But my mom got a really pretty ring. This is amazing. It's a gorgeous ring. And she got this present from a very handsome gentleman.

He's pretty cute. He's pretty hot. He is hot. Can we say who he is? We can't. I can't. You can't. No. Okay.

Great ring though. Great ring. She seems very happy, I will say. Yeah. Yeah, it was a very lovely day. Were you there for it?. She seems very happy, I will say. Yeah. Yeah, it was a very lovely day. Were you there for it? Oh, yeah. Oh, you were?

Oh, yeah, we were all watching. Did you know it was coming? Yes, I found out the day before. What? Uh-huh. Were you like, what are you doing? Uh, yeah. How does everyone feel about it?

Also, like, can I just say for the future, guys, don't tell me about surprises. I don't want to have to be the one to act normal because then i feel like i'm not acting normal at all and then everyone's like what's wrong with you and then i have to make up lies and i don't like to lie it's not a good thing please keep your surprises away from me thank you very much did you like take pictures oh we had a professional there really this was like done up this was done up it like was but wasn't it was very chill very low-key but like we did have the professional photographer had to are we gonna get

like more of the story later on down the road yeah i just feel like it's not really my story to tell but yes yeah um well that's exciting lovely times and i think your your dad's like seems like he's engaged too that i that that can't speak on. What the fuck is happening over there? I don't know. I don't know. You know, like life is crazy. Yeah. All right.

You know, we got to get you a guy. I'm not going to hold my breath, you know, just not. Yeah. Yeah. I'm doing great. I'm doing just fine. Yeah, you're doing great. Doing great.

We should start the show. I was just thinking we haven't started the show. You or me? I think it's you. I love how, so we've got this thing set up in my studio, okay? And so we had to figure out a way to like get video on Brandy. So I've got like my laptop. Honestly, I should take a video of this.

I got my laptop pointed at her, but I'm looking at her and she only looks at herself in the computer. She's not looking at me. She's looking at herself in the computer, which is hilarious. This is the setup. Pretty good. That's Wells' camera. It's pretty good. Wells, what are you drinking?

My maca tea. That's such a weird thing to drink in the morning. No, it's not. It's wheatgrass and it has the same amount of caffeine as one cup of coffee. Hmm. And it doesn't do what coffee does to me, which is make me shit my brains out. See, that's the great thing about coffee. I think it's me.

I mean, we got shit for this last time, but I do think it is you. I'm going to do this one, so you start banking some of them. But I think it's you. Okay. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with... Wells and Brandy. All right, quick PSA for those of you out there who rent. If you haven't heard of Bilt, you're about to thank me. Earning points on rent is now a reality when you pay your rent through

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the way you guys did. Yeah, I didn't know people did that until I started dating my beautiful wife. I think it might just be Sarah. Yeah, it's like,

we get, like, hay bales and, like, a bunch of, like, fake pumpkins. Fake leaves were there. Yeah, all the leaves on the, like, the awnings and stuff.

It was extreme. It's crazy. Crazy. So that was less than a week ago. You guys have been in New York. You just got back. I show up today. All the autumnal shit gone.

Christmas lights, wreaths, decorations in. Like the, literally the front porch is already decorated for Christmas. It's the day after Thanksgiving. Well. Two days after. It's true. We actually did it on Wednesday. So we did it the day before Thanksgiving. Okay, when you say we.

When I say we, what I mean is the company that also builds sets for movies. Oh my God. Comes over to our house. And I'm not kidding with you. So like. It's like a production company. You guys are above like a TaskRabbit at this point. Oh, no.

No TaskRabbits. No, we have Richard. What a first name basis. Oh. That's incredible. He comes to my house three times a year. Wait, what's the other one? Well, he does Halloween.

Oh, Halloween. He does Thanksgiving. He does Christmas. And then we sometimes, if we're having the New Year's Eve party, then he comes for New Year's Eve. I'm a little shocked he doesn't come for Easter at this point. Yeah, we're not. Not big Easter people. We're not super religious.

Any excuse to decorate, though. Am I right? This is like her thing. So like she pays for this. Right. I can't imagine what this is costing. Oh, it's got to be steep. It's got to be. it's gotta be it's gotta

yeah this isn't like just like some asshole off the street this is like a whole part they come with like vans and lighting rigs and i'm telling you guys this is not like a few pumpkins sitting outside this is it could be a set that's what it looks like yeah anyways very impressive but yeah they're already ready to rock for Christmas over here. We're trying to decide what we should do for the Christmas card. Ooh. Okay. So let me talk to you about this.

Okay. Let's hear the options. In my family, we never sent out a Christmas card. I don't think we did either. Really? I don't think. But we sent out a 4th of July card. That was like our thing. Okay. That's weird. Exactly. Well, it's very unique. I'm looking think we did either. Really? I don't think. But we sent out a 4th of July card. That was like our thing. Okay, that's

weird. Exactly. Well, it's very unique. I'm looking forward. People loved it. They were like, we love your 4th of July card. Like every year people like talked about it. But it's also like such like a look at me thing. Like we're not doing it when everyone else is doing it. We're doing it when we want you to see us. We

want to be separate than everyone else. Sure. But I always like that. We all do the Christmas card, but we don't have to do... We can choose whatever holiday we want. True. Yes, we could do a Christmas card. But I was like, Sarah, let's think of our own

holiday that we want to do a card for. What do you think? What would be a good holiday for us? I would do Halloween. That's what I said. And you guys kill Halloween. That's what I said. And I said, it'll be great. We'll just always send out last year's costume. And she's like, no, everyone's already seen that. Like, who the

fuck cares? Who cares? Yeah. Yeah. I 100% agree with that. Yeah. And we've always got a good picture. I know. No matter what. Happy Halloween cards. Love it. Yeah. I know. No matter what. Happy Halloween cards. Love it. Yeah. I'm going to push for this.

Yeah, I think you should. Yeah. It's a great idea. But I do love the Christmas card thing. So our family always had like a basket where we'd put all the Christmas cards. And then on Christmas night in the spirit with the baby Jesus being born, you know, we would go through all the cards and we would make fun of everybody.

Oh, that's stunning. Yeah. And then rank the worst ones. My God. Okay, not sending you a card. Yeah, exactly. And then, you know, then there would be a winner for the year. People started catching wind that we were doing this and then they started sending us

like bad ones specifically because they wanted to win the worst christmas card i implore everyone to play this game genius you get drunk on christmas night or christmas eve you pass out all the cards so every like everyone gets to look at all of them that's insane then you rank the worst three and then there's you decide who's the winner is honestly that is great so funny i i love i used to like make fun of it but you know like the people who send a handwritten three-page note on like what everyone's up to oh yeah way too much time on their hands don't give a fuck so glad glad that cousin Greg is taking a trip to Idaho this year. Wow. Whoa.

He's studying abroad in Moscow. I don't fucking care. Yikes. Yeah, maybe not Moscow. I don't know if I'd go there this year. Moscow, Idaho. Right, right, right. Yeah.

I mean, we used to take family portraits every Christmas, but I don't know that my mom sent cards. Maybe she did. And I didn't know, but she, we definitely all had to dress in the same thing. Yeah. Is that common? I think so. Yeah. Yeah. My favorite was the year we all did denim. Oh yeah. Everyone's great. Everyone like, or you go to like seaside Florida and everyone, you know what I'm saying? And everyone goes barefoot with a white shirt on. Yes. Yeah. You got to do that. Got to do that once.

You're not American if you haven't gone to the beach and taken a picture where everyone's wearing the same fucking bullshit outfit barefoot. Oh yeah. That's a good one. I do have vivid memories of one year we were doing our stupid family photo and we were all wearing red that year i was so fucking sick i was puking my brains out probably had diarrhea too like i was so so so sick i was maybe like 13 yeah and my mom don't you think she her stage mom 101 brandy pull it together put a smile on your face don't ruin this photo she did not give a shit that I was sick I had to suck it up for the family freaking photo you did one recently where everyone

was wearing black leather oh that was good what was that like three or four years ago yeah what was that for we're at the point where our family like it's never all together it's like once a year if we're lucky the entire family is in one place and so my mom's just always oh my babies are here can we take a family photo and god everyone was like in a fist fight that day but i think it was miley's idea to do like the rock and roll vibe because miley was like i'm not doing this unless it's cool right it's like she's like you have a reputation to uphold so she like creative directed the whole thing and honestly I think it was the best photo we've ever taken as a family. Did you send it out though? It's 2022

or it was 2019 or whatever it was. Digital. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Digital. That's the thing like everyone sends out Christmas cards but it's like everyone's got an Instagram account. Yeah, we just like threw it up on Instagram. Yeah, I think that's what it was. Yeah. Well. Great pic though. I love the Christmas card. I love, you know who sends me a pic

Christmas card every year that I just love? Who? Paul McDonald. My mom and I were just talking about him. He's the best. I thought you were going to say like Chris Harrison. No. Chris doesn't seem like a Christmas card guy.

I don't know. It could go one way or the other. Yeah. Lauren might make him do it. Yeah, totally. Lauren's really, really made him a better man. Oh, yeah. Let's be honest. That's funny. I don't, really made him a better man. Oh, yeah. Let's be honest.

That's funny. I don't know if you know this. Chris played soccer in college. I could see that. He's a really good athlete. I could see that. And he's a big soccer fan, which gets me into, are you watching the World Cup at all? No. Dude, I'm into it. A lot of people are. Fucking love it. I feel like they didn't do any promotion leading up to it,

like getting people ready for it. No. I also hate that it's on Fox, because it's like is fox i gotta go to fox sports one i don't know where that is i don't know where that is either i just love the idea of countries going against one another america's so terrible it's not surprising it's all it's also kind of great because i feel like it's like um a little bit of like a check yourself, America. Like we really have to kind of eat some crow because we think we're so great. Yeah, I know. And then all of a sudden, like the biggest sporting event comes around and we're fucking horrible. Terrible.

Which is surprising. I know. It's just really not our strongest sport, is it? I just don't know why. It's just because we have other sports that I think that people are into. Like there's a hilarious janice papas bit where he's talking about he's like you guys are so lucky do you know how lucky you are that american athletes do not find soccer appealing do you know what happened if black

americans started playing soccer there would be no world cup be a major league soccer game that took place in c, Ohio every year. Can you imagine that game? It would be like first game of the World Cup. They're like, okay, it's Italy versus America. Here comes Italy. Fabrizio's got an open lane. He passes to Guido. Back to Fabrizio. Fabrizio's about to score, but oh my God, here comes Lidameleon Tomlinson. He's running backwards for no reason, breakdancing the whole time, juggling six soccer

balls on each leg at a sheer boredom. He passes it to LeBron James after the steal. LeBron James, 6'8", 245 pounds, running like a deer, kicks a goal into another soccer stadium in another

country. America, 100. Italy and France, Germany, negative seven. I love that like weird, terrible. And so then it gives you the opportunity to like, be like, well, I'm Portuguese. So I'm a Portugal fan. This is me, I'm talking about myself right now. And it's like, oh, you get to be,

the one time you wanna be a Portuguese fan. Literally. Is in the sporting event where fucking America's terrible. I've got like my put my jersey on. Oh, my gosh. Come on. Instagramming about it being like, let's go Cristiano Ronaldo. Such a fucking bullshit fan.

But everyone does it like every Italian I know is like, hey Talia, let's go. Oh yeah. Fucking my next door neighbor, Kevin, throws up like a Denmark shirt. What the fuck? What? You're from Canada. Man, they're not great at soccer either, huh?

I think they're better than us. Are they? All right. So this is going to come out after we find out.? Alright. So this is gonna come out after we find out. Who won. So yeah, so we could make it through the group stage. We'll see.

What would you be if you're not an American fan? What's your heritage? I don't really know. You don't know? Not really. Even in like Ancestry.com to find out? No, I don't really care. You guys are definitely like England, Ireland, Scotland.

Probably. Yeah. Yeah. You ain't got no clue. Didn't your dad tell me he's got some Native American blood in him? My mom and dad both do, actually. Really? Yeah.

My dad isn't my biological dad, so that doesn't really matter for my heritage. Yeah. I don't know if i've ever really understood that why so billy ray is not your dad no he's technically my stepdad but yeah have you met your real dad i did when i was young yeah but ever since i was like i don't really know how old but i would say like eight ish yeah maybe 10 i think like that's probably when i stopped seeing him and like so like my stepdad's really like the only dad i've ever known you know what i mean yeah so like i've always called him dad and like blah blah blah yeah so do you keep

in touch though or with no is this a touchy subject not really i just i'm like very indifferent about it and i think people think that's weird, I feel like most people just have this like weird innate desire to like know where they came from. And like, I just don't have that. Is any of your other siblings have your dad? No. No. Got it. No.

All right. No. Sorry, I don't want to make it weird. I just know we've already talked about it. I know. I don't think a lot of people really know. You should do the Ancestry.com thing. Should I?

You might have like a bunch of siblings you don't even know about. I definitely don't want to know about that. No? No, I got plenty of siblings. Yeah. So Sarah and I are going to do like an Ancestry thing. Are you? Yeah.

We're like going into like the company and they're like going to sit us down and talk to us and we're filming something for, you're getting paid to do this for sure. I mean, no, when we heard about it, we were like, yeah,

that sounds awesome. And then we started being like, what if we're like fourth cousins? Like, what do we do? You never know. Well, um,

did you see that? Like Ashley Tisdale? Yeah. Just found out that they're like sort of kind of related. Is that what, I didn't really watch it. So that's what we're doing. We're doing the same thing.

Oh, oh my God, what have you guys really. And then like, what do we do? Like we just got married. Like what do we do? Like are we,

can we keep going with it? See, this is why I don't want, I don't want to know. You guys should not do this. But like there's like, we do look kind of similar. You guys kind of look like,

yeah, that's what i was thinking like my mom's family is really from massachusetts and like her dad is from the north like you should not do this like there's a real world which they're like you guys are fourth cousins and then what do we do then we say like stop taping we can't have this out yeah like well we're married i don't i mean i don't know what or do we. Yeah. Like, well, we're married. I don't, I mean, I don't know what, or do we get a divorce? Cause we find out we're fourth cousins twice removed or something like that.

I can't wait to find out. I don't know what happens. I don't either. You got to play that one by ear, I think. And if you think, if you think that like, we're all like,

I feel like related at some point. Well, yeah, obviously. Right. Yeah. Cause if you do the math, you have four grandparents

and then you have eight great-grandparents and then you have, is it 16 or 36 or 48? Anyways, it starts to like multiply really, really fast. If you go back like 10 generations, it's all of a sudden it's like thousands of people. And the population is as big as it's ever been. So that means there must have been

a whole lot of interbreeding. Ew! It's cousins fucking cousins. That's basically what you and Sarah are probably doing over here. Pretty much. Or I'm going to find out like I got like, oh yeah, a cousin or like a sister somewhere

that we didn't know about. For sure. My dad was diddling the maid or something, you know? I mean, it's pretty common. We didn't think this through because this is going to be like an episode of something. I don't think you should do this at all. Yeah, it's just not. This is why I don't want to know.

Yeah. Do you have some faith things, bro, or what's happening here? Bro, I don't know. Okay, let me just tell you. Okay. I've been here in Los Angeles. Yeah. This is my ninth freaking day here. Okay. So you're over it? I'm so over it. happening bro i don't know okay let me just tell you okay i've been here in los angeles yeah this

is my ninth freaking day here okay yeah so you're over it i'm so over i'm already packed and ready to go um my mother is living in like 2007 at her house she just doesn't like have any apple tvs she's like got roku in a couple rooms but i like i'm a big Roku gal. We're Roku. I hate the Roku. But she has a massive 70-inch television in literally every room of the house, but no way to stream anything. Nothing works. I tried to help her set up an Apple TV. It doesn't work. It's a freaking nightmare.

So the only things I can watch are Netflix and Amazon at her house. What else are you watching, though? Well, I love HBO. And I'm a big Hulu gal. Yeah, are you watching though? Well, I love HBO. Okay. And I'm a big Hulu gal. Yeah, me too. And I can't watch Hulu.

Yeah. So yeah, so I haven't really been watching a whole lot. Cause it's like, I have this beautiful 70 inch television in my bedroom and I'm over here fucking watching Grey's Anatomy on my laptop. Like it's not it. You know what I mean?

And is it like the TV's old? You can't like cast, you know, you can chromecast or whatever yeah i can't do that the tvs are pretty old yeah okay um and she said that she's like my tv is too old for apple tv and i'm like mom i don't freaking know but i'm gonna have her call you because you set all this up so freaking fast yeah i am very tech savvy so all that to say i haven't been able to watch some of my favorite things okay the new season of dead to me is out

did you ever get into that show? Yes, you did. I thought the first two seasons were great. Yes. I can not get into the third season. I've been hearing it's not, I'm three episodes in and I'm like barely paying attention. Like I just, it's not holding my attention. It's not great. Um, and I'm, and that's sad cause I loved that show. So I would say that's the least favorite thing, I guess. I did start that. I am caught up in Peripheral. It's my favorite thing that's happened in so long. And I have to wait until December 2nd for the last episode. Is it the last one?

I don't know. So like we got that. And then, oh, I can't believe you haven't watched Shantaram or Shantarm or whatever it is. It's just so fucking good. Is it good? That's on Apple TV, right? It's great. I'm obsessed with it. Although, you know whatever it is. It's just so fucking good. Is it good? That's on Apple TV, right? It's great. I'm obsessed with it.

Although, you know, it is a book and maybe you should like maybe listen to it first since you love books so much. Or actually the way I like to do it is watch it and then read it because I feel like if you read the book first, it ruins the show. Yeah, but then you can't say,

oh, the book was better. You might be able to. Yeah, that's true. But anyway, either way, it's so great. Charlie Hunnam's amazing. I honestly think he should win an award for it. Like, he's so, so good. Great show.

What's it about? I think we've done this before. Okay, I don't remember. Okay, well, so he... Give me the elevator pitch. In episode one, you find out all the backstory, right? He gets put in jail for kind of something he didn't do. He did rob a bank,

but then somebody else shoots a cop cop and he gets blamed for it. So he gets tossed in prison, escapes prison, and then runs off to India. And you kind of find out, I just found out this week why he picked India, which is interesting. But anyway,

so he's in India, no money, right? Like fake passport, fake name. And he just kind of starts to like, he, I don't think he plans on

staying there, but he kind of starts to make friends and make a life there. He moves into the slums, kind of becomes their like community doctor because he has like a tiny bit of medical training and they have no doctor. So he like starts helping people. And then he kind of, you know, feels like he's like paying his dues for all the bad he's done, you know, and with like helping people out or whatever, But then he kind of gets wrapped up into like the mob there too. And then also like falls in love with a girl. So like, there's like all these side stories and it's just really, really good. Like the characters are great and great acting. Um, I, I love that it's set in Bombay. Cause I, I just like, I'm not very familiar with, I guess like that culture and that city and the ins and outs of it.

So you just really like learn a lot about that, too, which is interesting. And obviously it's not Bombay anymore. But yeah, great show. OK, I watched a movie on the plane and I absolutely loved it. When is it? I wish we had watched it during spooky season because it's such a good spooky movie. It's called The Black Phone. Never heard it. When is it? I wish we had watched it during spooky season because it's such a good spooky movie. It's called The Black Phone. Never heard it.

I guess like an indie piece. I'm not sure. You can watch it on Peacock right now, I believe. It's Ethan Hawke doing a horror or like suspense thriller. Here's the tag. After being abducted by a child killer and locked in a soundproof basement, After being abducted by a child killer and locked in a soundproof basement, a 13-year-old boy starts receiving calls on a disconnected phone from the killer's previous victims.

Black phone on Peacock. So here's the thing, like, I love Ethan Hawke. I think he's a fantastic actor. He's done some amazing films. And you'd think that in this movie it would be a lot of Ethan Hawke. But no, it's these two kids. The kid that gets locked in the basement, his name's Finn or Finney. And then his little sister, Gwen.

His little sister, Gwen, is going to be a fucking gigantic actress. She is so good in this. It's insane how good this little girl is. And she's also got, like, such a cool part. Like, her character's fucking awesome she's cusses like crazy like yells at adults she has this one scene where she's getting beaten with a belt by her dad the acting on this little girl is absolutely insane it's scary because it's about like a child being abducted and like and it's being abducted by

ethan hawke who's uh like a creepy clown and wearing like a mask the entire time and then there's this whole thing of the past killers are calling this little boy on this phone that's down in the basement that's on that's not plugged in it's like ghosts with that and then like this little girl gwen she has these dreams these premonitions and stuff so it's like spooky in that and it's also scary in the fact that it's like this child abduction thing storytelling is fantastic it's beautifully shot

it's scary and it is just so good like after it ended I was like turned over to Sarah and I was like this is one of the better movies I've seen in a very long time so everyone should go watch if you like spooky movies go watch Black Phone fantastic I also watched bullet train what's that starring this uh unknown a new actor named brad pitt oh wow five assassins

aboard a swiftly moving bullet train find out their mission has something in common bullet train this is like in theaters but you can buy it i think it's also on planes that's where i we watched it the cast is insane brad pitt joey king sandra bullock michael shannon bad bonnie and then like a lot of other famous people that don't really know who they are but like you've seen them in like a million different movies it's so good like brad pitt plays this like assassin who's like kind of woke now like he's seeing a therapist and like he's like trying to work on himself and like find inner peace all the while he's killing people and stuff and it's cool because it's all these different

storylines that they all kind of converge at the end and you're like oh that, that's cool. It's a huge blockbuster. Okay. It's good. Also, like Brad Pitt's humor, he's kind of like Ryan Reynolds in a way where he's got like kind of like one shtick of comedy. But he's good at it. Like he's very good at playing that Ocean's Eleven Brad Pitt funny. Right. You know?

Yeah. And so, yeah, he does it in this and he's great. And Joey King's really good in it as well. So, yeah, go check it out, Bull Train. That sounds good. I enjoyed it. I have not started it yet, but people are saying that the Wednesday series is very good.

Yeah. I'm going to download that for the flight tomorrow. That little girl is going to be a huge star. Absolutely. Remember she was in You? Yeah. And I remember watching that being like, oh, she's going to be a big star a little sad

that like sarah didn't book that role because we are the adams family i know but uh you know it is what it is yeah we are the adams i mean yeah like and like why can't i i can't be pugsley no i could be gomez i was gomez for halloween this year We looked it up because I was like It's so funny because they're the Adams family But Gomez That sounds like Latin So I looked up to figure out Where are they from

It's a little Obviously they're not a real family But we looked it up and he's from Spain And I was like well I'm from Portugal So yeah so close We are the Adams family Even though it's spelled differently But we looked it up and he's from Spain. And I was like, well, I'm from Portugal. Yeah, so close. We are the Addams Family, even though it's spelled differently. So dumb.

Do you want to do some fuck you very muches? Oh, sure. We haven't done this in a while. I was reading through them the other day and I was like, pretty good. Yeah. This one from KMP 2015. Subject line, F you very much. Five stars. Thank you for that.

Love it. F you very much for the heart attack. Well has ensued this past pod. Still love you, but don't do that. So scary and mean. Brandy, you need to tame your friend because he can't be trusted without you. I guess that's when I was like, I need to talk about something. Yeah.

Just trying to hook him. I know. Ridiculous. Pretty good though. It worked. I chopped lips. They thought you were good, though. It worked. I have chapped lips. They thought you were, like, leaving the podcast or something.

Yeah. Keeley Kells 8, subject line chapped lips, five stars, Wells. Buy you some Dr. Dan's Corda Balm for your lips. I've been a dermatology nurse for six years. We tell people on Accutane with severe chapped lips to use it. It's a miracle. Throw it in the car on Amazon and thank me later. chapped lips to use it. It's a miracle. Throw it in the car on Amazon and thank you later.

I'm going to do that. Me too. Wait. Can you. What's it called? Dr. Dan's Corda Bomb. I'm texting myself that right now. Keely Kills.

All right. This one from Gina N888. Subject line. Fuck you very much. Five stars. Thanks for that. Hi, Wells and Brandy. Love you guys in the pod.

Listener since day one holla brandi we got to work on your spoiler habit totes get that you want to talk about the current shows but girl you constantly ruin grace for me i get it i'm usually weak behind so it's partially my fault but yeah girl come on be better about spoiler alerts. I love when people start writing like I talk. Yeah. That's good. I feel like I'm decent at spoiler alerts when we're talking about other shows. Maybe not Grey's.

But obviously at this point, you know, if I start talking about Grey's Anatomy, fast forward 60 seconds. Yeah. Yeah. Also, who fucking cares? What episode are we on? Nine million of Grey's Anatomy? Yeah. Well, Ellen Pompeo just announced she's leaving, so it's almost over.

So this is from Traveling Cat. Subject line, ding, ding, ding, five stars. She talks a lot about she didn't know how to write a review until we explained how to write the review, so she's thanking us for that. Got it. She says she's 62 years old. Whoa, wow. 62 years young, Traveling Cat.

This was her postscript after saying really nice things about us. Okay. P.S. I miss hearing Dirty Grandpa. Oh, no. Is there any way you can work him into the show? No, no. Not involve sexual innuendos for Brandy's sake.

Well, then what's the point? Yeah. Dirty Grandpa. Oh, no. You are very much. He's been in the hospital recently for priapism. Do you know what priapism is, Brandy? I don't want to know.

Priapism is when you take too many Viagras and your penis fills up with blood and it doesn't go down for over four hours, which can be very dangerous. So if you have a boner for over four hours, you have to go to the doctor. And so I went to the doctor. Do you know what they do, Brandy? I do not know. They put a syringe into your penis. Oh, my God.

I didn't need to know that. How do you know this? Because I'm fucking weird, dude. I don't know how I know a lot of things. I don't either. Because I'm fucking weird. At least you're self-aware okay this one from lily win subject lines fuck you very much kids on a plane five stars just here to say that planes are public

transportation and it's a bummer to hear my two faves complain about children on a plane i can say that i wish they made kid-free flights for people, but until they do, please know that us moms are stressed to the max about our children flying. Not everyone is flying for pleasure, and sometimes taking your kiddo on a plane is what you have to do to get to a funeral or attend an emergency. Oh, don't bring in a funeral on us. Listen, totally get it. Yeah. That's what the back ten rows are for. Stop trying to rows apart kids.

I don't understand why that's such an issue. I do feel bad for people that have to fly with kids. I do too. But I also think they should sit in the back of the plane. I just don't. They can sit wherever they want. I just want to know where they're sitting. You know?

But that's impossible. It's not impossible. It's pretty impossible. Yeah. I feel bad. Here's the thing. So do you fly first class most of the time? No, usually not.

Really? Mm-hmm. Look at you. You're the Bruce Springsteen. I am. I'm on Southwest and fucking Tennessee. Wow. Yeah, we fly first class. and his wife, Chloe, and this amazed, this absolutely blew my mind. We were talking about flying and they were talking about the different airlines they use and I was like, you're not brand committed to one airline and like one credit card. And they're like, what, no.

And let me just say this for everyone out there. I don't care what airline you choose and what credit card you choose, but you are so so dumb if you don't get one credit card that builds points for one airline and only fly that one airline and only spend every single dollar on that credit card. Don't even get me into how you should never, ever spend

a single cent on a debit card. You're just asking for someone to steal all your money. If someone steals your credit card and they steal a bunch of money, that's the credit card's money. It's not your money. Don't even keep a fucking debit card in your wallet. I don't.

You shouldn't. But you should have one credit, like a Southwest credit visa. That's what I've got. Exactly. I do have an Amex too, but the Southwest is the one I would use. Okay. So that's why you don't fly first class because there is no first class on Southwest. No, I know.

But you know what I do have on Southwest? What? Give me a ding. What? The fucking companion pass. For sure. So I there is no first class on Southwest. No, I know. But you know what I do have on Southwest? What? Give me a ding. What? The fucking companion pass. For sure. So I take somebody for free everywhere I go. I totally get that.

Game changer. My best friend, he does the same thing. Also. And he can fly with kids and shit for free. It's amazing. Also, Southwest is the only airline with a nonstop from Nashville to Vegas. And I go to Vegas a lot. I get that.

Circling back to me flying first class. Because I use my Amex for American Airlines, I can buy an economy seat and nine times out of ten get upgraded to business class. I will say, American is great about upgrades. Yes. Great. It's not that

I'm uber rich and can afford to fly first class. Once you've gained the system, you can always fly first class. Yeah. And so just system, you can always fly first class. And so just do that, everybody. Or don't. I don't care. Yeah.

But so I want to get back to my point. So, or my question. Because we do fly first class, we were thinking about like when we have kids, like are kids going to fly first class? No. My mom used to do this to us. My parents used to do this to us too.

Yeah, my mom and dad would sit in first and our asses would be back in like row 12. 100%. Yeah. And I'm 100% going to do that. You haven't worked hard enough to get to be up here. You're back there. Yeah. It's like in Home Alone. That's what happens in Home Alone.

All the parents sit up in first class. Yeah. All the kids are in the back. Oh, yeah. See kids in the back. Oh, man. the parents sit up in first class yeah all the kids are in the back oh yeah so that's kids in the back oh man all right i think we got some um i think we got some voicemails some voicemails great hi welcome brandy my name is jessica and i'm calling in to tell you a few of my favorite things my kids and i have been watching best in Dough, and they absolutely love it. So I appreciate a good family-friendly show out there. It does make us hungry for pizza, though, so we have to spread out the episodes. Another one of my favorite things is actually another podcast called Smart List. Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, and Will Arnett are the hosts, and it's really funny.

You guys should check it out if you have some time. And then lastly, I have been reading Natasha Peterson's books. The Cellar is a quick read that I really enjoyed. And I think Brandy would like it. It seems right up her alley with Mysteries. Love you both. How dare you suggest another podcast. I knew you were going to say that.

There is only one podcast, and it is this one. No, Smarlicious is good. Obviously, Jason Bateman. But it's also, Here's my thing about actual celebrities having podcasts. You don't need this, guys. Jason Bateman, you have Ozark. He does. He also has a million other things.

Will Arnett, you have Arrested Development and whatever else you're doing. True. Sean Hayes, you have Will and Grace. I never saw that. I'm too young for that. No, you're not. I never saw that. I'm too young for that. No, you're not. I never saw that. Elsa came back. Those are good.

Let's see what else we got here. Wait, real quick. I have read The Cellar. Oh, you have? It's Natasha Preston. I feel like maybe she says something else, but I could be wrong. The Cellar is good.

The Cabin is great. I knew that. I've read The Cabin. By Natasha Preston? Yeah. It's great. It would be a Cabin. By Natasha Preston? Yeah. It's great. It would be a great movie. Oh, and Awake is the other book of hers that I really love.

Okay. Love that for us. Hi, Walsh and Brandy. This is Suzanne. I love the podcast and I'm glad I got to hear the new voice message you guys recorded this past week. One of my favorite things is a book I've read recently. And when Brandy was talking about Soho House, it reminded me of this book

because it's kind of like based on that premise. It's a thriller and it's called The Club. I think the author is Ellery Lloyd. Really good book. I feel like Brandy would probably be into that. And then another favorite thing of mine, this is kind of a throwback, but I recently discovered that one of my favorite movies as a kid, which was the Annie musical from the 1990s, features Sarah Heinlein. She was one of the little

orphan girls. So loved that movie, watched it all the time, and just thought that was so cool that sarah was in that i mean it's an amazing cast with you know victor garber kathy base alan cumming kristen chenoweth and sarah highland so thought that was cool listen to the podcast every week you guys make my drive to work awesome thanks so much love you guys bye have you ever seen sarah's banny of course it good. She's good in it. She is. Yeah. Cute little Sarah. All right. We got another one here.

Hey, Wilson Brandy. This is Rachel. I sent you a voice message on Instagram, which I guess is not how you do this. So I'm calling in now again to say that my favorite thing maybe a week or two ago now was the new Six Season album by Noah Kahan, I think is how you say it. I'm pretty sure it came out the same day as Taylor Swift's Midnight, which was a little bit of a crazy choice, but I personally think it's better. I think it's real well-typed music, sad bastard stuff. Obviously, Six Season, the song, is fantastic, and that's not for a while, but the whole album is just as good. Northern Attitude, you could play, or Orange Juice, or Growing Sideways. It's just, it's so sad in the best, best possible way, the whole album. Yeah, also, you mentioned

on this week's episode, Peripheral, We is one of the few shows I have been watching as it comes out, which is painful, but it's so good. It's kind of like, it's like Ready Player One meets like maybe Westworld. Yeah, they're really setting up a great world and I hope it continues to be as good as it is now. I think that's all. Love you guys. I feel like she doesn't

listen to the show. Well, or okay, or she left that voicemail before we talked about it in length because I will say we did get a note from Podcast Nation that we are a little backed up on voicemails because we've gotten so many. Oh, cool. And to bear with us, which is great. Great that you guys are calling in. But I do feel like we're a little like late on airing them.

So ones we're playing might be a few weeks old. You know what I mean? Yeah. I wonder if a cool episode or maybe like a bonus episode would be to just play an entire episode of your guys' favorite things. Yeah. We don't even have to. Maybe for like the Christmas episode where we're like don't really need to record. We can do that for everyone to hear everyone else's.

Yeah, that would be cool. And then that might catch us up. Yeah. But then I also don't want to ever run out. I know. So I guess it's not a good idea. I know. I don't know. But it is tough because then they're like not don't want to ever run out. I know. I know. I don't know.

But it is tough because then they're like not relevant by the time we air them. If they're talking about favorite things. I don't know. It's tough. It's tough. And I will say like I played a bunch of Noah Khan stuff on the show. Yeah. And you played Stick Season.

I did play Stick Season. Yeah. And I agree with you. That record is fantastic. Yeah. And I agree with you. I think it's better than Terrence's record. I agree.

I just played my mom a Noah Khan song on the drive up for thanksgiving and she was like who is this i love this song and i so she's like now she's a big fan jewish ed sheeran i don't know if that still is bio but i still i like him better than ed sheeran hot take who has a hot take ed sheeran's written some fucking bangers he has but i was never really a big ed sheeran gal he's very talented. Very talented. I will give him that. Yeah.

I mean, he's no Noah Khan, but what can we say? All right, last one. Hey, Wells and Brandy. It's Alicia calling from Ohio. Love the podcast. Anyway, I was just listening to the most recent episode, and you guys were talking about Yellowstone coming up in two weeks. Have you heard about the four sixes show?

I could not find a start date, but Jimmy's going to have his own show. It's called the four sixes. Just wanted to share. Love you guys. Have a great day. I don't know what she's talking about. You don't know. I feel like I told you this.

What is it? I mean, Taylor shared at this point, basically just like is cranking out shows left and right. So Jimmy on Yellowstone. Remember Jimmy? No. Which one is he? Come on. He's like the one they like pull out of prison and give him a job as a wrangler. And he like can't ride a horse, falls off, breaks his neck or whatever.

Oh, yeah. The kid. Ryan Bingham? Oh, no, no, no. Okay. Yeah. No, no, not yet. And then John Dutton like ships him off to Texas to work on a ranch for like a summer to like make a cowboy out of him.

And then he just like loves it and stays there. And so he's not on Yellowstone anymore, but Taylor Sheridan is doing a spinoff show called The Sixes. Or maybe it's The Four Sixes. I'm not sure. But it's about The Sixes Ranch in Texas where Jimmy goes. And I'm sure he'll be the lead of that show. Fun fact, The Sixes Ranch is a real ranch in Texas. I'm pretty sure Taylor Sheridan bought it. But it's based on that real place, which is cool. Okay. That's cool.

Yeah. If you guys want to call in, the number is 858-630-1856. Also, if you want to leave us a fuck you very much, we'd appreciate that. Five stars. Yep. Just go to search for shows on your podcast app. If you could do it on the Apple one, that's when I go look at. Give us five stars, but then you can tell us what you fucking hate about us, and then I'll read it on the show. It'll be great. Great. So you're going home?

Thank God, for four days. And then where are you off to? Then I got to schlep back out here to Las Vegas on Thursday. If you find yourself in Vegas, I'm playing at Zouk Nightclub at World Resort. I'm opening for cheat codes, the good friends of mine. So that'll be fun. And then on Friday night, I'm playing in San Diego at Park Nightclub. Oh, cool.

And then I actually go home, I think, for three whole weeks. God bless. I need to organize my clothes. My closet's a wreck. Why? Because I'm never home. So I'm just throwing things in and out of a suitcase, you know? Yeah. So I need to go home for a minute.

So that'd be great. Yeah, what about you? What are you doing? I kind of got nothing. See, it's kind of nice, huh? Yeah, I'm kind of freaking out about it. I'm like, I don't know what to do with my life. I do that too. But I also could use the break, so. I think I want to do no drink in December. Oh, what? You're not going to drink on Christmas?

I think that's when I'll break it. Does New Year's Eve count? No, I think I'll break it like Christmas Eve. Okay. So like 24 days. I don't know. I want to get healthy. I feel like.

All right. You've got your freaking cold plunge. You're in for red. You run every day. Like what else do you need? I don't know. But like I'm not where I want my body to be. What do you mean?

What's wrong with it? I'm a little overweight. Oh, God. No, you're not. I'm starting to look my age. I don't like that either. At least you're a dude. Dudes aged great.

I know. On the other hand, freaking. I think I want to get a. So I have a lot of sun damage because I'm in the sun a lot. Same. And I like to get really tan. Why don't you get a peel? That's what I was thinking, but I'm scared.

No, no, they're great. Is it hurt though? No, I wouldn't say it hurts, but if you do the right one, the recovery time can be like a week or so. Yeah. Before you can really like go out in public. Yeah. Worth it.

Yeah. Yeah. I'll tell you, I'll give you the deets on it. I'm sure Sarah could also. You got a place to go? Yeah, I do. You do? Here? Mm-hmm. How much is it? Oh, you know, you get what you pay deets on it. I'm sure Sarah could also. You got a place to go? Yeah, I do. You do?

Here? How much is it? Well, you know, you get what you pay for with these things. I know, but they burn your skin off. Basically, yeah. So does it take the sunspots away? Yes. It does.

Yeah, if you get the right one. Yeah. So the one I've been wanting to do, the hard part for me is finding the downtime, right? To stay in the house for a whole week. But there's one called the Rev Appeal. Okay. The before and afters are absolutely incredible. And it basically like sloughs off the brown spots. Yeah. It's incredible.

But you do kind of look crazy for like a week. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, it's time to start taking care of your skin. I 100% agree. I'm not getting any younger. I'm on the wrong side of 30. I know. Same. I feel like we should go out on some Noah Kahn. Let's do it.

Is it Kahn or Noah Kahan? No idea. Fuck. I always thought it was Noah Kahn. I have no clue. Can we get him on the show? I mean, for sure. We should try.

Well, I think he did like Red Rocks. Maybe he is bigger than us now. Oh, he's for sure bigger than us. But, you know, couldn't hurt to reach out. Noah, if you're listening to this, is your name pronounced Noah Kahan or Noah Kahn? I've always said Kahn. I think I have too. But that lady that called in called, I think she said Kahan.

That lady. That lady did it. That lady fucked me up, man. I forget what song she said. I like Northern Attitude. Okay. Well, I got to say, this has been um absolute pleasure having you um in my home so fun we talked a lot about nothing today which i think was great that's all right please tell your mother i'm very happy for her i'll tell her and also i mean like a little heartbroken well but you'll always be her number two you know

and she'll always be my number two. Love that. Yep. No, I'm just happy for everyone over there in the Cyrus household. You know. And tell Molly I say happy birthday. I will. Okay.

Yep. And come back soon. I probably won't, but soon enough. Yeah. Actually, we want to come out to Nashville. You've got to. Like when, I mean, it's been four years've got to. It's been four years. I know.

It's been 87 years. 84 years since I've been in Nashville. I know. We've got to figure out a time. We've got to do it. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Lovely.

All right, YFTers. We love you. Love y'all. And yeah, be good. Or don't. Yeah, or what? It doesn't matter alright see you guys

bye if I know that attitude oh I was raised out of the cold if the sun don't rise till the summertime fuck if I know that attitude oh I was raised on little light

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