Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Fighting inflamation and leaving no crumbs

Episode Date: February 22, 2023

The eyes are the windows to the souls and the eyebags are the windows to you looking like sh*t, so Wells joins us today with some ice cold under eye patchies to make sure he looks b-e-a-utiful! Brandi then hops on with her coffee and straw, and Wells would like to know if the turtles really are dying from the straws ... Also, are we shooting down UFOs? Or, what’s going on with that?? Brandi then harasses Wells for potentially not having sex on Valentine’s Day, but he tells her she doesn’t know what it’s like to be old and married and have a house with nice furniture that you don’t want to ruin with sex. Since it was just President’s Day, we have a little (little, promise) history lesson before your hosts move on to fave things, including Nick Lachey’s career resurgence with some diamond status television content. Lastly, your hosts find a Gen-Z correspondent and Wells learns that John B is 30 and dating Kelsea Ballerini. Enjoy this episode ya’ll; we ate and left no crumbs. Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Nutrafol — Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code YFT to save fifteen dollars off your first month’s subscription. This is their best offer ANYWHERE and it is only available to US customers for a limited time. Plus FREE shipping on EVERY order Farmer's Dog — Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/YFT. Plus, you get FREE shipping  Article — Go to article.com/YFT for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more 

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How's everyone doing out there? I'm doing great. Had a banger day yesterday on the golf course. Shot three over. No big deal. And my computer's not working, so that's fun. That's a good time. I'm excited about that.

That's good. That's a good start to the day. Come on. Come on. Work. Work, PC. Work, PC. Spinning wheel of death.

All right? Coffee. Work, PC. Work, PC. Spinning Wheel of Death. All right? Coffee. Covfefe. Remember when Trump tweeted out covfefe and then tried to play it off like it was real? What a move. No, I wasn't drunk. I meant to fall down the stairs, sir. That's the equivalent of what that was, which is pretty great.

Can we skip to the good part and call the brand? Ding, ding, ding, ding. Bing, bong, boom. Let's go now. Start the show. Yes, we can start up. What are you laughing at? Why are you laughing at me?

Because you've got your eye gels on. You've got to keep the bags hydrated. Oh, you're telling me. I keep mine in the fridge. Same. But, you know, they say that the eyes are the window to the soul, but the eye bags are the window to you looking like shit. That is true.

And that's a quote that I made up just now. Well, trademark that because it's good. It's a good one, right? It is a good one. Copyright that stat. What are you doing? Are you drinking coffee out of a straw like a psycho killer? Yeah.

So apparently coffee stains your teeth, you know? Yeah, that's true. I've heard that. So I've committed to trying to drink out of a glass straw. Oh. Because plastic, obviously, we're killing turtles with those. And I can't condone that. So I got glass straws.

My buddy Andrew Santino has a new special out on Netflix called Cheeseburger, which is hilarious, and you should – everyone should go watch it. I think I talked about it a couple episodes back, but he has a whole bit on the turtles and the straws. Yeah. And I don't disagree with what he says. What does he say? Am I going to hate it? He goes, listen, he's? Am I going to hate it? He goes, listen, he's like, I'm not a smart man, okay?

But this is what I can understand. He goes, ocean big, ocean big. Straw small. Straw very small. Ocean big. Turtles swim big ocean. Straw perfectly fits in the nose of a turtle in ocean very, big he's like that doesn't check out how many of these straws are killing these turtles where's the evidence and you know what i think he's kind of right like how many times is this happening a lot there's some

documentaries you should watch of turtle straw damage i just think it's plastics in general. I mean, it is, but the straws aren't great. Think about how many fucking straws there are out there in the world. Yeah, I guess you're right. Too many. But you know what? I don't like the cardboard straws. No, I don't either. That's why I got glass ones.

Yeah. Glass are classy, reusable. I'll tell you this, though. First friendly. I'll tell you this, though. We've got some reusable straws. classy reusable i'll tell you this though i'll tell you this though we've got some reusable straws and i don't trust that they're getting cleaned in the dishwasher you know i hand clean mine i have this little um it looks like a pipe cleaner you know yeah this is a i don't know what this

movement but this is what you do it's like the the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cleaning the straws. Yeah. Yeah, no, I mean, that's great, but I just don't... I'm not sure if I trust it. All right? Well, turtles are dying, and that's on you. I don't know if they are dying.

I just think that someone said that, and we were all like, you know what? That's probably good. We should probably something this wrong. You need to go... Didn't you watch Seaspiracy?

No, but that name implies that it's not true. It is. It's a conspiracy, which most times aren't real. You love a conspiracy more than anyone. No, some of them. Speaking of conspiracies,

it's not even a conspiracy. We're just shooting down shit that I think is UFOs. Yeah. We didn't talk about it last week. I can't believe we didn't. I know, actually. Me neither. Why are we trying to kill the aliens? They seem week. I can't believe we didn't, but... I know, actually. Me neither. Why are we trying to kill the aliens?

They seem nice. I know. What are we doing? Well, no, they're not coming after us. We need to take a helicopter up there, say, hey, come on down, let's talk. Give us some of your technology. I know. Because we got trains over here crashing left, right, and center. Bleach chloride into the atmosphere.

Acid rain. I don't know what's happening. Words. Very true. We need help from the aliens, and we don't need to be shooting them down. I agree. What are we thinking, guys? But also, do you think it's aliens?

Absolutely. You do? Oh, yeah. That's pretty cool. I can only hope, you know. We need something like that, you know. Aliens? Yeah. I don't know. Aliens? Yeah.

I don't know if we do need that. Can you imagine what would happen if we were like, okay, so aliens are real. We were wrong. Like, can you imagine what would happen to, like, the uber religious people out there? Maybe they need a good wake-up call, though. I just don't think they would believe it, though. Well, if they're walking around, what's not to believe? They would be like, I don't

buy it. It's the liberal media trying to mess with us to stop making us pay attention to the inflation right now and rising gas prices. They would figure out a way to fucking ruin that. And that would be so frustrating for me

because I want to hang out with aliens so badly. Me too. All right. So what are you up to? What am I up to? I don't know. I feel like everyone and their freaking moms got a birthday this week or next week. Like it's like birthday season. Yeah. A lot of birthdays. Um, it's 65 degrees out, which is not okay considering it's February. That sounds nice. But it is nice, but it's 65 degrees out, which is not okay considering it's February. That sounds nice. But it is nice, but it's also not okay. There's like dandelions blooming outside. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no.

We can't have that. What do you have against dandelions? Because here's the thing. If the dandelions come back too soon, do you know how many fucking insects are going to invade this area come summer? Yeah, but don't the horsies like to eat the dandelions? No, horsies don't eat dandelions and horses hate flies. Yeah, well. And the flies are going to be coming with a vengeance.

Is that true? Don't love that for us. Don't love that. I didn't know that dandelions were such a detriment to your world. I mean, you know, it's not the dandelion per se, but they're just, they're the symbol really of the fact that the earth isn't freezing all of the insects enough. You know, like the longer it stays cold, the more insects die underground, right? Like that's how it works for sure.

Hot take. Brandy would rather have cold, dead winter than beautiful spring. Yes. It's not beautiful, though. It's very overcast. Yeah, but 65 degrees, that's great. You can go on a little stroll outside in a t-shirt and sandals. Yeah, I had on shorts yesterday.

You know, it's lovely. That's great. I haven't shaved my legs in three weeks, but I had on shorts. Dude, I did some manscaping for the first time in quite a long time because of Valentine's Day. Because your boy thought he was going to get lucky. You didn't? I don't kiss and tell, Brandy. I'm concerned if you didn't.

Listen, Brandy, we don't need to talk about the amount. Everybody has sex on Valentine's Day. So you are not married yet. You don't know how it works. What do you mean? It's the same. No, it's different. No, that's silly. I don't really shave my chest. What do you mean? It's the same. No, it's different. No, that's silly.

I don't really shave my chest or trim my chest a lot. Like, I'll trim the nether regions. Well, you don't really have that much hair. I have a lot of chest hair. No. Yes, I do. How much are we talking? Let's see it.

Show the wife's ears. I trimmed it. That's nothing. I can't believe it. That's nothing. I can't believe... That's literally nothing. It's everywhere. What are you talking about? It's not thick.

It's very sparse. That's because I trimmed it, Brandy. I just feel like you're not a very hairy guy. It's not a bad thing. I'm not super hairy, but I am Portuguese, so there is hair. Trimming the chest hair is just not where it's at, guys. I itched my chest for fucking like three or four days before it finally settled into like whatever it was i don't know how you girls do

it it fucking sucks like do your legs itch all the time yeah mine do in the winter i mean i'm just my skin gets so dry i also think covid fucked And ever since COVID, my skin's been super itchy just in general. But yeah, like if I shave in the winter, then my legs are so itchy for forever. Yeah. Well, that's not good. Not it. Okay, so back to you not having sex. No.

How often would you guys say you have sex? I'm not having this conversation. How many times a week? 17. That's not real. How do you know it's not real? Because you didn't have sex on Valentine's Day. I didn't say I didn't have sex on Valentine's Day.

Yeah, so how often do you guys have sex now? Like at least 17 to 18 times a week. Hey, that's a lie. What, like twice a week? Yeah, I'd say that's probably good. I feel like twice a week is like a good, like we've been together for a while. Honeymoon phase is over, but we still like, you know, have the hots for each other.

But like twice a week is like a good, healthy amount of sex for a couple that lives together, in my opinion. When you get old, this is such a sad conversation as I wear eye patches. But when you get old, you get into like a little routine, you know? Absolutely. And so like the spontaneity doesn't happen as often. No. You also have like nicer shit when you get old, when you get married.

So like I think what I was like in my bachelor pad, I didn't care if I fucking, like, ruined the couch with sex juices, you know? True. But now we have a very nice cloud couch that costs thousands of dollars. I can't afford to ruin that. No. On a little bit of sexy time. No.

That means you got to get creative, though. Like, I feel like the kitchen counter is something that is very easy to clean little bit of sexy time? No. That means you gotta get creative though. Like I feel like the kitchen counter is something that is very easy to clean. No. Ours is too high. Ours kitchen counter's too high. Okay. You've tried that apparently. I need to get a step stool. Ah. That's what I need. If I only had a step stool for fucking. Yeah.

You should make that. But that's why hotel rooms are so disgusting but it's true like you can go ruin a hotel room you don't give a shit no you know yeah and i it's so funny because i do think that when you get married that's why you go and do a lot of romantic getaways i don't want to ruin our sheets let's go let's go ruin the Four Seasons sheets. What about putting a towel or two down over the nice sheets? Yeah, we employ the towel method. Yeah, it's a good method.

Yeah, it's good. It's true. Also, the dog freaks me out a little bit. Oh, I have to close the dogs out of the room. Yeah, like Boo watches, judges, sniffs things before, during, and after. Yeah, that's the first thing you got to do is lock the dog out.

Yeah, but then the dog is just yapping the entire time. Like, I want to come in. And I'm like, I want to come in too. What a great start to a show. I think it's been great. I know. How long do you think you keep these eye patches on for? I keep mine on for like 10 minutes.

Oh. Well, then I got to take these off. This is, I'm working. Just because I feel like, I feel like once they stop being cold, then they kind of lose the effect. It's the cold really that does the most, I feel.

Yeah, more so than like, it doesn't really hydrate. I mean, it might a little, but I think it's just like the cold more than anything. Yeah, brings down the inflammation. Yeah. Inflammation's a thing, guys I think it's just like the cold more than anything. Yeah, it brings down the inflammation. Yeah. Inflammation's a thing, guys.

Oh, yeah? If I can boil down what you're trying to do in life, it's you're trying to stop inflammation. Uh-huh. And that's why I cold plunge. Because apparently that's what it does. It stops inflammation. You're right.

But sex is your penis getting inflamed, inflamed. So that's good. I suppose one good type of inflammation. That's the only type of inflammation that I enjoy. Is there any other types of inflammation that are great? I don't think so. Maybe like getting bigger muscles because your muscles are getting

inflamed. Am I saying that word right now? Inflamed. Yeah. Yeah. I think inflammation. Why does it sound weird to me now? Inflammated? Yeah, I think. Inflammation. Why does it sound weird to me now?

It does sound weird now. You're making it a weird thing. It is inflammation. Inflammation. Inflammatory. Inflammatory. I don't like that word at all. It's giving me bad fucking mojo now.

Do you want to start the show? Yeah, we should start the show. You go for it. Is it me? I mean, it can be me if you want it to be i think it's you bros and hoes you're listening to a very special inflamed god it still sounds weird episode of your favorite thing podcast with wells and brandy i just love arguing about who's who starts the show all right quick psa for those of you out there who rent. If you haven't heard of Built, you're about to thank me. Earning points on rent is now a reality when you pay your

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That's true. Yeah. She needs. That's true. Yeah. She needs her own reality show. I've been saying that for years. Yeah. She really does. You know, they've pitched to her several times, I would say, to be on Real Housewives, and she just always says no. Yeah, she's not mean.

No. You know? And I think she deserves her own show. Yeah. It's too bad your folks are split up because that would have been a great, like, follow-up to the Osbourne show. Agree. You know, because your dad's kind of kooky and your mom's kind of normal. Kind of.

Which is kind of what that show was. Yeah, you're right. Like, do you remember that? Like, is Ozzy still alive? I think he is. I think so. Which is kind of what that show was. Yeah, you're right. Like, do you remember that? Like, is Ozzy still alive? I think he is. I think so. Which is amazing. Because you remember that show in, like, 2009, he was walking around like,

someone stole my beer. And you're like, Jesus Christ. Like, is anything going on up there? And then you see him on stage singing. You're like, how is he doing that? He's amazing. But, like, also, also, he couldn't function. I know.

Don't do drugs, kids. You know what happened to him? Inflammation. Are we sure? Well, I think probably all the drugs that went into his body caused a lot of inflammation in his brain cells, which caused him to die. And then he doesn't have a lot left or something. I could see that. I don't know.

I'm no doctor. Right, right. What have you been doing? Playing golf. I played golf yesterday. I got new clubs, and this is going to be the part of the show where no one gives a shit, but I got new clubs yesterday. All new clubs except for my wedges and my putter.

How expensive are those, would you say? I would say very expensive. But does your boy have a hookup? Yeah, I do. Got a hookup. Shout out to TaylorMade. They are one of my favorite things. I got all new clubs.

And I went out to play for the first. That's really scary to go play around with brand new clubs. You don't know how they're going to feel, right? And I went out there there tied my best round ever at my country club that i've ever shot 73 three over it was a great day with new clubs well what a day what a time what a time to be alive today's president's day so we must celebrate donald trump joe biden let's let's see how far back i can name the presidents. Oh, that's a great, great Joe Biden. Joe Biden

right now. Then there was Donald Trump. And then there was Barack Obama. And then there was George W. Bush. W. Great nickname. Not a great president, great nickname. He was okay, though, actually.

In retrospect, he was not as bad as it could have been. Right. Clinton. Then before that, I think it was George Bush Sr. I think so. And then before that, I think it was, it must have been a Democrat, right? Or was it Ronald Reagan? I think it was Ronald Reagan.

Honestly, I have no idea. I think it was Ronald Reagan because George Bush Sr. was Ronald Reagan's vice president. Oh. Usually it flip-flops. That's amazing. And then before that, I want to say Jimmy Carter. Don't know. And then before that, I want to say Gerald Ford.

And then before that, I want to say Nixon.. And then before that, I want to say Nixon. You're just making shit up. I don't know. I could be right. And then before that, I want to say JFK. No, because JFK died. Then he was replaced by someone. We're going to lose all the YF tears for this conversation.

I want to know now. List of the United States presidents. Let's see how we did. Joe Biden, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, George H. W. Bush, Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter, Gerald Ford, Richard Nixon. Oh, Lyndon B. Johnson.

That's who I screwed up. Then John F. Kennedy, then Dw B. Johnson. That's who I screwed up. Then John F. Kennedy. Then Dwight D. Eisenhower. Then Harry S. Truman. Then Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Is it Delano? Franklin Delano Roosevelt? I have no idea. And then Herbert Hoover.

And Calvin Coolidge. That's when you lost me. After JFK, who gives a shit? Yeah. Anyways, it's President's Day today, so I guess, you know, they need a day. Do they? They work real hard, and they need a day off. I wonder if President, like what the President does on President's Day.

Golfs? Yeah. But they feel like they do that all the time anyways. That's what I was thinking. Why do they need a day off? They freaking golf all the time. Yeah. Does their staff get a day off?

Probably not. Doubt it. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, happy President's Day to everybody. What a ridiculous holiday that we celebrate.

I don't know why. It is ridiculous. But, you know, any holiday we can give the working American people, I feel like we should let them have. Yeah. Americans work their ass off, so. Yes.

It should just be, this is for the people. Yeah. Meanwhile, Europe's over here with like a four, you know, work week day, work week, whatever. I know. And they're so much healthier. Just frigging, like we're over here just living to work. Dude, you're right. Working to live.

And our country's poisoning us. Like, you go over to Europe, you're eating carbs all day, and you're losing weight. All of a sudden, you come over here, you're working out every day, and then you're just, we all have inflammation. It's too much inflammation. There's no inflammation over in Europe. I know. Very minimal. Very minimal inflammation.

We are so stupid. Oh my god. This is an actual show people listen to. We have to turn this around. Alright, you got some favorite things. Have you been watching The Bachelor? Yeah, I have. You got any things to say about it? Not really. My favorite thing was that there was a headline that said Chris was that ABC was bringing Chris back.

Oh, I did see that. My manager texted me and he's like, what is this? And I was like, in my next life, I want to be a writer for a magazine that can just say sources say. And it's just what I hope people have said. You know? That's probably what they do anyway. That's probably what they do. A hundred percent. people have said, you know? That's probably what they do anyway. 100%. Sources say Lyndon B. Johnson

is back from the dead and he's going to be the 47th president. An hour later, I'd be like, I talked to the White House. They said that's not true, so I'm so sorry. I talked to the White House. Oh, God. Have you been watching any other shows?

Yeah, so both The Last of Us and 1923 have me so fucked up. The Last of Us is great. Like I watched them before bed last night. Sundays are just the greatest TV day ever. Like thank you HBO so much and Paramount, I guess. But here's the thing. It's got me so fucked up, right?

I watch them both every Sunday right before bed. And then I'm just in a dark place. and last night i was in a very dark place because i realized that there's only one maybe two episodes left of each i think just one of each honestly maybe two of the last of us that's got me fucked up what am i gonna do without them i don't know last week's episode with a little boy the little deaf boy. Yeah, that was so freaking sad. Oh, that show. I'm so upset you didn't watch last night's episode.

Is it really good? Well, something happens at the very end that like has me fucked up and I need answers. It's a big old cliffhanger. I don't know what's going to happen. I don't want to say anything else because I don't want to ruin it for you. don't ruin it for me oh i will say it doesn't really ruin much you know jackson hole wyoming is just as glorious post pandemic in this you know awful world as it is in our real lives i love jackson hole that's one of my favorite places and jackson hole is thriving in zombie world. Is it?

That's where I would want to live. That's where I want to live now. That makes sense. Yeah. Well, I haven't caught up on 1923. What's going on with that? Oh, that one's got me fucked up too. I mean, here's the thing.

There's only one episode left, I'm pretty sure. And so they've already announced that there's a season two, which is kind of shocking because, you know, they didn't do that with 1883. It was just a limited series and that was it. This one they've announced there is going to be a season two, which means it's going to be fucking forever until it comes out because they just greenlit it a couple weeks ago, which means they haven't started shooting, which means it's going to be probably over a year before we ever see it. Which means, you know, they're going to leave us on like the most massive cliffhanger of all time on the season finale next week. Yeah.

Spencer and Alex lived from the boat, right? Okay. Which we all figured. We're like, they can't kill off a main character like that in the middle of the season. Also, I looked them up on IMDb, like I said, and they're in all eight episodes of season one. So kind of knew they would live. But I don't know, man. Like they haven't even

started the journey over to america and you know we all know how long that takes like i can't even imagine that they're gonna get very far before the end of the next episode and that means we're not gonna see spencer in montana until season two which is like a year and a half from now it's just really got me fucked up i'm sorry it really does and this guy this guy that's like over here trying to steal everybody's land he's like this rich guy old guy a lot of money fucking sucks like i hate him i really hate him and you know who else i hate all the freaking priests the catholic priests they all need to burn in hell for the way they treat these native american kids like it is fucked up.

The whole thing's going to be fucked up. It's ironic, isn't it? Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? A little too ironic. Yeah, I really do think. Anyway, it's a pretty, I mean, I feel like all the episodes have scenes in them that are very tough to watch.

Yeah. But this episode this past week was very tough to watch. I hear that. There was some fucked up shit. Real quick, I just want to say we finished the challenge and it was so good. And I think we all knew that What's-His-Name and Anissa weren't going to make it

because, you know, Anissa just has a defeatist mentality. I hate to say that, but it's true. She needs to be more positive, but I'm rooting for her because she's done it for so long and she deserves a win, but I just need her to have more of a positive attitude. It seems like she's always like, I can't, I can't, I can't. And like, you can't be that way if you're going to be a challenge competitor, okay?

And Jordan was like, he was a little tough on her, but he was trying to motivate her. And I just feel like we just knew that they weren't going to be able to, it was a hundred hour challenge. And it came down to Nani and Bananas and Tori and Devin. And what an amazing final it was going to be. And I tell you what, I thought that Bananas was going to pull off another win. I mean, you got to give it to the goat and he got there and it looks like he was going to win. And then the puzzle got him and you knew that's where Devin shines. And I'm so happy that Devin and Tori won. Mainly Devin, because I love that guy. I think he's so funny. You know what? It just proves that it's not all about bronze. It's about brains. And it was a great final.

Came down to the end. And you should watch the challenge. I'm so excited for next season. I'm so sad that Taco Challenge Wednesday is over for Sarah and I. Every Wednesday, Sarah and I watch the challenge and we make tacos and it's a wonderful thing. And it brings us

together in love and matrimony and it stops inflammation and now it's over and that makes me sad so would you ever go on the challenge or like no no I would be destroyed I've never seen it I don't know I'm not strong enough got it but I do have endurance and that is something that's very big but you have to get to the final for the endurance to shine you know but if i go into a hall brawl your boy's getting run over everyone's so much bigger than me got it yeah uh speaking of reality tv i don't think we talked about it yet have you watched perfect match no what what What? What that? What that be? Oh, it's so fucking good.

Okay. Let me just say, Nick Lachey, talk about a career resurgence. He is out here hosting some of the best reality dating shows there are. And, like, who would have thought? Who would have thought Nick Lachey would be out here doing that? Not me. Not me. But also, why aren't I getting that job?

It's a great question. What is going on? Why is Nick Lachey in charge of this? Yeah, I'm not sure, but he is. And so, perfect match. It just popped up on my Netflix. It's freaking genius. They take all of the favorite, like the best of the best from Too Hot to Handle, Love is is blind and then these other two shows i've never

seen one's called the mole and what's the other one i don't know there's one more love is blind too hot to handle oh the circle which i never watched yeah yeah because broey joey's on it sure um so they take like all the best right yeah i would say villains probably mostly from those shows and throw them into this house. And like, yes, it's a dating show in the sense of like everyone has to pair up at the end of the day or the episode or whatever it is. Like you got to you got to go to go to bed with like somebody got to pick your match to go to sleep with or whatever. But it's really not it's really not about romance and and love connections at all. It's a game.

Yeah. And basically like there's challenges every day that you do with your partner and if you win the challenge you get to like call the shots and bring in two new people and match them with two people whoever you want make them go on a date which like fuck shit up in the house right with other people's quote-unquote relationships connections and it changes the dynamic in the house it changes like the hierarchy and all that and it's so genius you have to watch it there's four episodes they put out and then there's more episodes coming out on Tuesday so I guess yesterday once this podcast comes out Francesca's on it she she had me fooled

a little bit you know I liked her on Too Hot to Handle. You know, I did. And then, you know, she came in the show and she's all like, she pairs up with Dom, who's so cute. And she and Dom have this thing, but she's like very controlling over like Dom can't talk to other girls. And, you know, she's like, Dom's mine, stay away, whatever. And then she gets so mad at this other girl for like trying to get with her man and whatever. this other girl for like trying to get with her man and whatever. And for like, it's kind of like, like paradise where it's like,

you know, you're about to go home. So you start like trying to figure out who you can latch onto to stay. And so this other girl starts doing that. I can't remember her name. And Francesca like drags her through the fire for it. She's like, you're here for the wrong reason.

You're a terrible person, blah, blah, blah. That girl gets it home. And the next day, Francesca ditches Dom, reason you're a terrible person blah blah blah that girl gets sent home and the next day francesca ditches dom who she's been so quote unquote serious about to go out with damien from love

is blind oh my goodness she sets herself up on a date with damien after she like drug this chick through the fire for even talking to dom who she was with prior like that girl villain villain That girl. Villain, villain, villain. Wait, Shane is on it? Shane's on it, yes. The guy who looks like he's constantly on cocaine? Yes. I mean, I'm telling you, it's really good. It was genius to pull all these favorite characters from all these shows and throw them together. Oh, man.

Okay, I'm going to watch that. You're going to love it. And you watch The Circle, right? So you'll probably know more of these people than I do. Oh, yeah. I'm friends with Broey Joey. Which one is he? He's Italian.

Oh, oh, oh, yeah. He's with Carousel, which... There's someone named Carousel? Who names their kid Carousel? That's terrible, because is she, like, slutty? Because if she's slutty, then that's, like, that's just an easy joke. She's a little slutty.

Like guys are just jumping on the carousel. She's also just like very ditzy and just like maybe not like the smart sharpest tack in the box. But I really like her. But here's my only complaint about Carousel. Episode one. So she and Broey Joey, I guess, have dated before or something. And they kind of come into this with some history. And so episode one one like they pair up

and then they're doing this game and one of the questions is like would your ex say that there's or would your partner say that they're still hung up on on their ex and she thought he would say no and he said yes and she was like mortified she was like that's a deal breaker for me like if you're still hung up on your ex why would you be here and like i just you know i'm not gonna be second choice and like all these things and like kind of tells him how it is. And we're like, yes, girl, she takes him right fucking back. Carousel. Like, what are you thinking? Jumping back on that carousel. Right back on. Yeah. All right. I'll watch that. It's very good. I went to an early showing of a movie that's coming out on Friday. Oh.

Called Cocaine Bear. Okay. First of all, so Jesse Tyler Ferguson is in it. And so that's who invited us over there. Got it. So I don't know if you've heard of this story, but this is based on a true story. I think in like the early 90s,

a drug runner was flying over the mountains. And what he would do is he would drop the drugs out of the plane. And then people would go pick up the drugs where it fell. And that's how they were like transporting drugs. And in this particular case, the guy flying the plane jumps out of the plane and his parachute doesn't open. So he dies. So there's just drugs all over the mountain and this is a true story and apparently a bear found the bag of one of

the bags of cocaine and ate it and then went on a fucking tear through like the national parks fucking people up this is a real life story this is a real life story. It's not funny. This is a real life story that happened. I cannot believe that this is a real story. If you pitched this to me, I would have been like, there's no way this is a true story. Like we can't make this movie. This is not real.

But apparently it is. So I went into this thinking like, this is going to be hokey. When I tell you that this is one of the best fucking movies I've seen in years, I'm not lying to you. It is, number one, it's so funny. It is absolutely hilarious. Number two, it is the most gory movie I've seen since like Saw.

It is so graphic. The entire time I was dying laughing, covering face going like oh my god i can't believe this shit the movie is insane it's so freaking good go see cocaine bear i'm not fucking with you so is this a comedy yes afterwards we were like all having drinks talking about it and we're, what is this genre? And Sarah was like, I think it's comedic thriller. And I was like, yeah, or like comedic gore. Is that a thing?

It is because now this movie exists. Yeah, I guess. An oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists, and teens converges in a Georgia forest where a 500-pound black bear goes on a murderous rampage after unintentionally ingesting cocaine. Elizabeth Banks is the director. Ah, love her. Our buddy Jimmy Warden wrote it. He's Sam's husband. Ray Liotta's in it.

Keri Russell's in it. Jesse Tyler Ferguson's in it. It's Sam's husband. Ray Liotta's in it. Keri Russell's in it. Jesse Tyler Ferguson's in it. It's so good. Go watch Cocaine Bear. It's insane. Okay. It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen and it's so good. All right. Yeah. Well, on the complete opposite end of the spectrum, did you probably not watch the new Reese Witherspoon, Ashton Kutcher movie on Netflix? No. Is it any good? It's so cute. Oh, my God. Here's the thing. I don't believe you.

What do you mean? I think it's terrible, but you just like those movies. I also just like those actors. I like Ashton and Reese. It's very cute. I mean, listen. It's not earth shattering. It's not going to change your life.

It's just a real cute little rom-com with some of our faves. Yeah. Nothing wrong with that. Does it have a happy ending? Yeah. Okay. Of course. It's a rom-com. Is there a sex scene? I think so. Yeah. Yeah, and you know who else is in it? The cute guy from Grey's Anatomy.

He's hot, though. He's in it. Two long-distance best friends change each other's lives when she decides to pursue a lifelong dream, and he volunteers to keep an eye on her teenage son. Your place or mine? It's so cute. Is it? Yeah.

Oh, Jesse Williams. Jesse Williams, yeah. Not going to watch it, but I take your word for it. Very cute. Highly recommend. Highly recommend. You know what I recommend? What?

So in our bathroom, we have a tub, right? Uh-huh. And the tub's kind of like right where like my sink is because we've got a, is it a Jack and Jill? Mm-hmm. And right behind my sink is the tub. Sarah recently got a new teak little bench to like put the towels and bath bombs or whatever. Cute. And I have cleared that off.

Oh. And I have a seat now. And let me tell you something. It is so much more enjoyable to brush your teeth sitting down than it is to stand up. And I don't know why. I'll brush my teeth for much longer because I'm just like enjoying myself and I'm not like standing over the sink and I'm like looking at myself in the mirror thinking like, look at all this inflammation.

So I really highly recommend a chair to sit down on when you're brushing your teeth. I know it's very random, but I was thinking about it today. I was like, what a treat this is, you know? How does Sarah feel about you clearing off the tiki bench? We haven't talked about it yet. I don't know how she really feels about it.

Huh, probably upset. Maybe, but the towels are still like underneath it. Uh-huh. But you know what? She can't be upset because it's bringing me so much joy.

Right. And I thought you were going to say that you put it in the shower and then now you sit down to shower. No. We already have a bench

in the shower. Oh. But I don't sit down in the shower. No. It's weird. It's very weird. And it's also like

I feel like it's indicative of deep-seated depression. Like if I'm sitting down in the shower. No, it's weird. It's very weird. And it's also like, I feel like it's indicative of deep-seated depression. Like if I'm sitting down in the shower, like things are going wrong in my life. Yeah, I think so. Like I'm thinking about things. Yeah, unless you're using it for sexy time. Yeah, that's true. That's a great place actually for sexy time. There's no cleanup.

That's very true. You just hose it down. Yeah, maybe implement that into your little routine. That's very true. You just hose it down. Yeah, maybe implement that into your little routine. That's a good call. There is a new Netflix documentary made by the same people who made Drive to Survive. Oh, the golf thing? Full swing. Yeah. My buddy Chad Mumm was the head of that. And if you're into golf, you should watch it. No one's into golf on this show. I mean, they might be. But also, you weren't into race car driving,

and then all of a sudden you became an F1 person. Yeah, but have you seen the drivers? They're so hot. So it's purely just spank bank. No, I'm just saying that's what drew me in and got me hooked. Yeah. I'm sorry, but the golfers are not as hot. That's a fair statement.

But their stories are intriguing. And their lives are crazy. Isn't there one about tennis, too? Yes, apparently there is one about tennis. There's a couple hotties on that one. Yeah, tennis players are hot. Yeah, they are. Yeah. The girls, especially.

Maria Sharapova, she was hot. She's hot. Anna Kournikova. Anna Kournikova. Hot. Like, it didn't even matter if she was good. She was so hot. People were like, we don't give a fuck. Put her out there, though.

And there's something about, like, women running around and grunting a lot that's just very sexual. And they wear short skirts and stuff. So disgusting. Yeah. Is it, though? It's a little gross, yeah. I'm just saying the truth. No, I know. You know?

It's very sexual, and they're always very fit, you know, because they're running around like crazy. Yeah. I think that it goes like this. Tennis players, hotness level at the top, and then soccer players, and then maybe race car drivers. Are we talking women, men, or all? I don't know. I'm just saying both. Yeah, golf's way

at the bottom, unfortunately. It is. Hockey guys are hot. Yeah, they are. Most of them are like 22, but you know. They're all Canadian, eh? Well, the star of the Preds, Roman Yossi, so hot, so married. His wife's also hot. He's European. I have no idea, but he Roman Yossi. So hot. So married. His wife's also hot. From he's European.

I have no idea. But he sounds Yossi sounds like Ukrainian or something. Very hot. Yeah. Full swing is fantastic. If you're into golf, if you're not, it's still good. And if you're into like sports, it's a good introspective into

like the minds of these people. And yeah, if you liked Drive to Survive, you might like Full Swing, Brandy. Listen, I actually, you're going to be shocked. I have it downloaded on my iPad as like a emergency backup to the backup. Worst case, I'm on a flight and I'm just really bored to tears. Then I could watch it. Didn't see that coming. Yeah.

So this is what Sarah wanted to do for Valentine's Day. We went out to dinner. We got a little boozy. And she was like, you know what would be a great idea? We can go home and watch Cinderella. And I was like, that sounds like what you want to do. And I thought Valentine's Day was supposed to be about us. But you know what?

Well, my baby wants my baby cats. And so we went home and we watched Cinderella. And I fell asleep almost immediately because so boring. Also, no wonder you guys didn't have sex. Yeah, no kidding. Also, I don't love the story. The fucking stepmother and the sisters are so mean to Lily. Is it Lily?

The girl that was also in Pam, the Pam thing, Pam and Tommy thing. Yeah, Lily James. Lily James. She's very pretty, by the way. They're so mean to her and there's no reason for them to be so mean to her. She's very pretty, by the way. They're so mean to her, and there's no reason for them to be so mean to her. She's so nice. I don't like it. Bad energy right off the bat.

And Richard from Game of Thrones, he's the king. He's a very handsome man. They would make a good match. Anyways, we were watching it, and I was like, you know what this is? This whole fucking facade is just a guy who's got a foot fetish that's all it is this guy's not trying to find the perfect woman it to be the princess in his kingdom he just wants to look at

everyone's feet he wants to see everyone's toes and that's all he's looking for so he just wants to suck on some toes ew and cinderella got the best feet I think it's all about it's all about foot fetish and if you if you think I'm wrong you haven't seen the movie

because he just wants to look at some feets okay do you agree or disagree I haven't seen the new movie but it's now ruined for me

but you know the story of Cinderella I know the story I mean you're not wrong it's a lot of foot play it is lots of foot play you're right yeah I stole this from my of footplay. It is. Lots of footplay. You're right.

Yeah. I stole this from my mom, but she was telling me about a show that I feel like there's a solid chance you've seen and talked about and I just wasn't listening. Because it happens sometimes. Yeah. Did you ever watch The Wilds on Amazon? No. No?

No. Okay. You might like it. So it's a story about, I don't know how many, let's say eight girls that are all, quote unquote, like problem kids. Like their parents are rich and like these girls are problem kids. So their parents like send them to this like retreat. They're like, you're going to Hawaii for this like month long retreat. So you can like pull your shit together kind of thing put these eight girls or whatever on this private jet jet crashes in the

ocean girls stranded on an island so it's like lost meets i don't even know it's a little bit like lost okay then you kind of figure out really quick that it's not just some random random plane crash there's somebody pulling the strings little hunger games ish someone watching on screens and pulling the strings most dangerous game dangerous game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a couple days go by, they'll send like a package in. It'll just like float up on shore. And the girls think it just came from the plane wreckage, but it was planted there by these people pulling the strings, you know, like, yeah, pretty good. Is it a movie? It's a show. It came out like four years ago or something. Okay. I'm going to watch that.

Nobody really notable in it at all. The Wilds? The Wilds. Okay. I'm going to check it. Is there any foot fetish aspect or no? I don't think so. Yeah.

Not yet anyway. How is Ezra Miller still working? Like what is happening in the world? Yeah, I guess. D.C., you got to fire him. He, like, stole a Native American girl. You can't do that. Yeah, you can't do that.

You can't steal anybody, but you really can't steal a Native American girl. Native Americans have been through enough. We fucked them over time and time again. And now Ezra Miller's in here doing it. And still getting work as The Flash. I know. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Yeah. That trailer just came out, and I'm like, cool, Michael Keaton's back as Batman.

That looks dope. But you can't have the guy that's stealing Native American girls in this movie. No. What are you thinking, Warner? They're not. They're just like so pot committed, I'm sure. I wonder if we have any calls or anything. Oh.

Yeah. We got a call. You want to do a call? We got a call? We got a call. Great. Hi, Wells and Brandy. My name is Sophie.

Hey. And I would like to submit an application to be your Gen Z consultant. Okay. Brandy, you were right. When people say, like, she ate, that means, like, she killed it, she did a good job. You can also say, like, oh, she thought she ate, and that means, like, you thought you did a good job,

but you thought you did something really cool, but really it wasn't. That's tough. Some other slang terms that are going around is bussin so if you like had like a really good meal you could be like oh this meal is bussin yeah okay and that just means like something's really good also these two are kind of old but slay and period um my friends still say that a lot period is like yes, yes, I agree with you. Like you could say something and someone would go period. And that means I agree with you. Like you go girl.

Wow. And then slay is just like, you know, another way of saying like, good job slay, you slayed it, you killed it. That could be another way of saying it. Honestly, you slayed it you killed it that could be another way of saying it honestly i can't even keep up and they don't really make sense to me and i'm in high school so you're not the only ones that are lost thank god anyway i love your show yeah i hope that clears things up for you bye thanks sophie that girl's so cute i feel like this whole podcast is us thinking we ate. Definitely. We thought we ate, but we didn't. They also take it one step further, and if you really ate, they say left no crumbs.

Oh, yeah. I like that, though. Yeah. The one that I didn't know about was period. Nothing to do with menstrual cycle. Thank goodness. Sophie, keep calling us every week and tell us the new words. Yeah, let us know. We need to know the words. We do.

Because we need to eat, period. Because this show needs to be bussin'. Inflammation. Okay. Enough of that word. Alright. Are we done? Yeah, I have some musics though. Alright, so my gal Kelsey Ballerini. Like, are you actually friends or are you just like her?

You know, friends is a strong word, I guess. It's not like we hang out. But I do know her and I've always really liked her a lot. She's quite a bit younger than me, you know. But we used to run in the same circle as a while back and then I don't know. I've always followed her. I've always really liked her. But, you know,

Nashville is oh so small. So this is not news. I'm sure everybody knows this. But she was married to another country singer named Morgan. And they got a divorce. And it was pretty public. And being in this town and in this industry, you hear things through the grapevine or whatever. Kelsey just put out an EP about her divorce. Ooh.

And it is so fucking good. I'm so into it. So proud of her because she's pretty brutally honest in this and that's scary no matter who you are I think is to write something so honest about

your real life that everyone clearly knows is your real life because it was very public. And she is going to be on SNL on March 4th with my man, Travis Kelsey. Oh, wow. Hook me up, girlfriend. Well, she's recently divorced, so maybe she's going to go out for that big book. She's also dating Chase Stokes, but she could also, I mean, she could go for that.

I don't know. Chase, that's such a country guy's name. That's the guy from Outer Banks. Oh, oh yeah. I feel like he could go for that. I don't know. Chase, that's such a country guy's name. That's the guy from Outer Banks. Oh. Oh, yeah. I feel like he's younger than her. She's 29. Yeah.

I don't know how old she is. He plays a high schooler. Well, yeah, but they're all – all the high schoolers on TV are in their 30s in real life. You know that better than anyone. Okay. That was the longest, by the way, preamble to us playing a song ever. Oh, sorry. I just had to give you the tea. Chase Stokes is 30, by the way. Really?

John B? You know this. John B? Every high schooler on television is 30 in real life. John B? Yeah. 30? 30. I always forget Charles Esten's on that show. You know, that show comes out in a couple days. Yeah. He was on Whose Line Is It Anyways,en's on that show. You know, that show comes out in a couple days.

Yeah. He was on Whose Line Is It Anyways, which I love that show. I loved that show, too. Does that shock you? Yes, because it's funny. I know, but I did like it. Yeah. Okay, what song do you want me to play for Kelsey Ballerini?

Play Just Married. All right. You got anything big coming up? I do, actually. What is it? I'm going on a vacation next week. Oh, that's right. You got anything big coming up? I do, actually. What is it? I'm going on a vacation next week. Oh, that's right. Yeah.

I don't want to give out my exact location because that's a little scary, but I'm going on a tropical beach vacay for an entire week, and I leave on Sunday, and I'm very excited about it. Nice. Man. Yeah. Can I come? No.

Okay. It's a girl's trip. Oh. Who are you going with? Kirsten, Val, and Marta. My three besties. Yeah, you guys are like a little team, aren't ya?

Yeah. That's cute. Sure are. I got nothing going on. I'm a fucking dork. But you know what? I'm gonna be fighting inflammation for as long as I can. Good luck with that. Everyone out there, all you YFTers, fight inflammation. It's the one thing you got to fight.

And remember what. Oh, you're right. Departure. Did you see Travis do that on Jimmy Fallon? No. That was so good. I don't love him as much as you do. Also, shout out to all the YFTers.

There's so many that send me Travis Kelsey content on Instagram and TikTok. I love you guys so much. That's what you need. Yeah. All right, YFTers. Remember, the eyes are the window to the soul,

but the bags under your eyes are the window to you looking like shit. So I said that. I said that, and that's the quote of the day.

You know, you can get under eye filler to help your puffiness under there. Really? Yeah. Hmm. It's a thing. I have to help your puffiness under there. Really? Yeah. It's a thing. I have to get that.

Yeah. Okay. Well, we love your YFTers, and this was fun. This was great. It was a good one. I think we ate the fuck out of this one. It was bussin'. No crumbs.

No crumbs, bitches. All right. Later, dude. Goodbye. Bye-bye. This song's sad. It's so good. God. I wonder if they were having sex on Valentine's Day.

Probably not. I think they were already divorced. Yeah. Fight inflammation, guys. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.