Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Foreign D, Threesomes with Gigi, and GOT’s hot incest -- this is the sexisode!

Episode Date: April 17, 2019

This week on YFT, Brandi and Wells are finally reunited! Brandi is done at Coachella and back in LA so she and Wells can watch the Game of Thrones FINAL SEASON PREMIERE and tell you everything they th...ink of it. So yeah - this is your SPOILER ALERT. They conclude that - although gross - incest can be hot, Bachelor Nation no longer wins at the extravagant dating game, and someone probably got a handy underneath the table. Also this week, Wells makes Brandi answer if she’d do sex with her girl crush Gigi Hadid, confesses his fear of Devil’s Triangles, and admits that American D is really not that great. This sexisode is probably not one you want to listen to with your kids. Or your parents. We also have lots of faves, some Bachelor in Paradise predictions, and lots more. Enjoy! Special thanks to our awesome sponsors. Get at these promo codes!! POSTMATES: Sign up for Postmates and use promo code YFT for $100 free delivery credit for your first 7 days ARTICLE: Get $50 off your first order of $100 or more by visiting https://article.com/yft SMILE DIRECT CLUB: Go to https://smiledirectclub.com/podcast and use promo code YFT150 to get $150 off your first order

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Starting point is 00:01:22 Check, check, check, one, two. Let me hear what you've got to say. Check, one, two. Hello. Can you've got to say one two hello can you hear yourself yeah you good you get your bell okay he's waiting for me to say something about it yeah i want you to complain about it uh my bell doesn't sound as good as your bell the pitch is a little weird do you want this one yours sounds weird too to be honest really don't you feel like mine has a weird like reverb, echoey sound. It's just not right.
Starting point is 00:01:48 Do you want a different one? I got a couple more in the bag. No, I'm too lazy. Yeah? On your behalf to even worry about it. All right, I'm feeling a lot of things right now. Yeah? I know.
Starting point is 00:01:58 I know. So we just... Brandy, by the way, this has been a while. It's been a long time coming. We haven't done a show in the same room together for a while. You're right. Maybe we should document it, actually. Are you going to do an Instagram thing?
Starting point is 00:02:09 Oh, God. I need the filter. Hold on. Yeah. Give me like a dog filter or something. Like a pretty filter. I was going with a pretty filter. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:14 Oh, the dog. Do the dog one. The dog one makes my eyes look weird, to be honest. Like dog eyes? No, it doesn't. Oh, this one's cuter. Okay. YFTers, we are live in studio together in the same room.
Starting point is 00:02:27 You kind of turned on a radio voice there. Yeah, well, I learned from the best. Is this cat ears or bunny? No. I don't know, but it's funny because Carl's picture's right there. Oh, I wonder if it would put ears on Carl. No. No, just me.
Starting point is 00:02:40 YFT in the house. Game of Thrones edition. There was some sexy time that happened. I'm not going to spoil it, but there was sexy time. In Game of Thrones? Yeah. This whole episode is going to be a spoiler. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:02:54 Can we do that? Yeah, we're going to talk. This is what this episode is. Game of Thrones. Season eight, episode one. All right, let me just save all that. Yeah, save all that stuff. Surely, I would like to think that by Wednesday
Starting point is 00:03:06 all the Game of Throners are going to have watched Game of Thrones. And if you haven't, that's a you problem, bro. Okay, so this is the disclaimer right now. If you've not watched episode one of Game of Thrones, you need to turn this off until you do because we don't talk about it. Also, what's wrong with you if you haven't seen
Starting point is 00:03:22 Game of Thrones yet? I know. I mean, people do have lives, Wells. I know that you spend your life in front of the television, and that's why you have time to watch TV. People out there, like, they live outside, I think, in the real world. Real quick, we gotta press pause on this pod. Why? You gotta go move your car, because you're behind Sarah. I'll just do, I'll just, like, talk about stuff while you do this.
Starting point is 00:03:44 Dude, guys, I don't even know what to say, man. That app killed me, you know, freaking riding that dragon and stuff. I mean, also Jon Snow finding out like his true heritage.
Starting point is 00:03:57 It's like, God, I'm waiting for this. We've all been collectively waiting, you know? I mean, I won't say too much because, you know,
Starting point is 00:04:07 obviously Brandon and I want to talk about it, but like, I've got some things I've got to collectively waiting, you know? I mean, I won't say too much because, you know, obviously Brandon and I want to talk about it, but like I've got some things I've got to talk about, you know? Also, I'm a little hungover. I'm just going to be honest with you about it. We had a crawfish boil yesterday and I was over-served. And you know who was bartending? Me. So I did it to myself. There's only one person to blame and that's me. I'm not, I'm not doing great right now, guys. But you know what? After this podcast, I'm going to go to Thirsty Merchant, which apparently is the place that my girlfriend's at. And now I'm not doing great right now, guys. But you know what? After this podcast, I'm going to go to Thirsty Merchant, which apparently is the place that my girlfriend's at, and I'm going to go eat chicken wings. Because you know why?
Starting point is 00:04:31 Food. And you know what food does? It makes you not want to be hungover anymore. And you might be saying to yourself, well, then why are you drinking a beer if you're hungover? Because guess what? Hair dog. All right?
Starting point is 00:04:41 Dog hair. So Sarah's going to go see, be hanging out with her friends right now. And so Brandy was parked behind her, so she had to go move the car. That's? Dog hair. So Sarah's going to go see what's behaving with her friends right now. And so Brandy was parked behind her so she had to go move the car. That's where we are. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:48 Also, Brandy has these shoes. What kind of shoes are they? I'll be back. What are you going to talk about? Nothing. Me? I'll talk about your shoes, by the way.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Which ones? The ones that are down there. The Reebok? Yeah. They're like four inches high. No, they're not. What is that about? They're like two inches high. Also, from the 80. What is that about? They're like two inches high.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Also from the 80s. They're a little dirty, huh? They are Gigi Hadid's capsule collection for Reebok. Hashtag not sponsored. I just love Gigi Hadid. Do you? She's my fashion icon. Is she?
Starting point is 00:05:17 Did you see her Coachella fit? Oh, it's cute. No. Let me show you. So overchella. To be honest, it wasn't that great. No? No. Let me show you. So over Chella. To be honest, it wasn't that great. No? No. I told this earlier, but
Starting point is 00:05:29 we'll discuss it for the pod. I just found myself wondering if Coachella got lame or if I got old. Yeah. I think I got old. Let's start the show and then talk about it. Okay. You start or me? Go for it. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with
Starting point is 00:05:46 Wells and Brandy. Brandy was at Shella. First of all, tie-dye is everywhere. Is it? It's going to be everywhere. It's everywhere now in fashion, which probably means later in the year, everyone else will catch on.
Starting point is 00:06:04 It's everywhere. Tie-dye and neon is all the rage right now what year are we living in so gg has on the cutest little tie-dye vest with the cutest louis vuitton vintage chain change purse carabined onto her vest i could die all right is this is it good or bad i can't tell it's great you can die that's good i could die means it's great she looks fab how cute is she this is everything the carabiner just really makes it for me so that's cool now is backpacking backpacks are out but that carabiners are for backpackers yeah but this is fashion this is carabiners gone fashion that's the thing now yeah it is now gg hadid did it dude everyone at rei is like is like, yes, finally we've made it. We've made it.
Starting point is 00:06:48 She looks great. The neon beads. Fashion icon. Gigi Hadid. Can I say something? Sure. Too much makeup on. She does have a lot of makeup on here.
Starting point is 00:06:57 But normally she doesn't and she looks great. I don't, dude. Actually, it's really just a lot of lips. She really doesn't have on that much. There's some contouring going on. Can I tell you something? I'm not a big fan of contouring. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:09 She's beautiful, though. All right. Stop obsessing. Would you do sex with her? No. If she was like, Brandy, let's get going. No. Let's do some sex.
Starting point is 00:07:19 No. I'd be like, can we go shopping instead? What if she was like, you, me, Michelle Huseman. Oh, sexy time. Sexy time. So I'll bring your boyfriend, so I'll make you feel comfortable. No, because then my boyfriend would think she's so hot, and I'm not, because she's hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:36 But obviously, Michelle Huseman is dedicated to your love. The way you say that name is insane. It's gone from like Mikkel, which is his name to michelle apparently you know we need to get him on the show let's get michelle huisman i was thinking maybe when you go on no no no no i'm saying actual i'm the fucking real actor i wish get him on and your boyfriend at the same time at the same damn time and then it'll be like that uh that spider-man meme of like spider-man pointing at spider-man so but so just like in a hypothetical world yeah gg michael huisman uh-huh and you doing sex it's impossible no no i don't know what do you thought
Starting point is 00:08:28 what are your thoughts on threesomes i don't think i would do it i would be especially not with someone as hot as gg yeah so you'd want to be the hot one for sure then we'll talk okay yeah yeah yeah but would you be more comfortable in a with you and then two boys or a girl and a boy? This is a trick question because I said the mic. Because I feel like I would be like, I personally would be more comfortable with two dudes because dudes are hot. Yeah. But I would be a little disturbed that my boyfriend would allow another guy in the bed. Yeah, but let's say it's not your boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Just two random dudes. Yeah. Sure. At the same damn time. At the same damn time. But I don't think I could do what's called a devil's threesome. What's that? That's with two guys and one girl.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Oh. Right? That would be weird for you. Yeah. Too weird. I'm like seeing another penis. Yeah? That would be weird for you. Too weird. I'm like, seeing another penis? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. This room is only big enough
Starting point is 00:09:32 for one dick, alright? Oh, Lord. What a way to open this show. This is great. I was sitting before we started being like, what are we really going to talk about? And then, Game of Thrones. And we hadn't even what are we really going to talk about? And then Game of Thrones. And we hadn't even started about what we wanted to talk about.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Yeah. And I'm telling you that I don't know if we're going to say anything as funny as what just happened. That's probably true. You know? Yeah. Let's do more on Coachella, though. Coachella, baby. It's weird because tie-dye is 60s.
Starting point is 00:10:03 I know. But neon is 80s. I know. But neon is 80s. I know. I think people are just confused. Probably. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:10 I would agree with you there. Tie-dye was everywhere, though. So what happens when you're, I hate this word, but when you're an influencer, you hop around to all of these pre-Coachella events in LA. Yeah. And clothing brands just give you stuff, hoping that you'll wear it at Coachella and post it, right? That's cool. And that's the game. So you get to shop all the new spring stuff
Starting point is 00:10:31 that just came out. And it's just every single place I went, there people will tie-dye everything. Wow. Yeah. And I saw a lot of it at Coachella. So pro tip, get some tie-dye. It's going to be popping this summer.
Starting point is 00:10:45 I don't know if I can do it. So pro tip, get some tie-dye. It's going to be popping this summer. I don't know if I can do it. I mean, granted, this was women's clothing, but I mean. Yeah. I just can't picture you in anything except your typical, like, band tee. Yeah. Jeans or leather jacket. I know.
Starting point is 00:10:57 I got to think. Wells and tie-dye, like, doesn't sound right. No, it doesn't. Yesterday we had a crawfish boil, and I almost wore a Hawaiian shirt. Whoa. And, you know. I almost wore a Hawaiian shirt. Whoa. And, you know, I could see that actually ended up not doing it. I asked my girlfriend, I said, what do you think? And she said, what are the other options?
Starting point is 00:11:17 So that means no. No, she was like, I like that. But this is what she said. And I thought it was good. She said the hawaiian shirt says something and i still wasn't saying she says it says look at me and she was like if that's what you want today yeah then do it but if you don't want that don't do it and i was like i don't want that what sarah is a great communicator she is right i don't know i feel like that's pretty smart is that a good way of saying because they always say don't tell a guy what to do, right?
Starting point is 00:11:46 It's like the worst thing you can do is tell a guy he can or can't do something or not to do something. I agree with that. So Sarah's awfully smart. Yeah, she did. Saying, what are the other options? Dude, I remember. That shirt says something. You know something that really, I remember I got annoyed was we were doing some like award show.
Starting point is 00:12:04 And I had picked out what i was gonna wear and her what is it her fashion designer stylist stylist brad yes brad you know brad's like does everyone yeah and he was like you need to change your shoes and i was like oh why he's like that won't go well with her thing oh and i was like i was consulted on this yeah why am i changing i like my outfit my stylist aka you men's warehouse said you're gonna like the way you look i guarantee not men's warehouse no i do all my shopping at H&M, bruh. H&M, bruh. I remember when we were doing carpet stuff. I think they all yell at the same thing.
Starting point is 00:12:52 Like, you look great. Oh, my God. What are you wearing? That kind of shit. And someone was like, oh, my God, that suit's amazing. Where'd you get it? And I was like, H&M, 75 bucks. I have no business being at those things, by the way.
Starting point is 00:13:05 You do. I really. One of my favorite things that I saw today, bro. Oh, yeah. I got some Postmates today. I did. I was so hungover. Samesies. I wasn't hungover, but I love Postmates. I was so hungover that I got, I was
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Starting point is 00:13:37 Yes. They had the shadow of a dragon fly over the map. Mine had it too. I was like, what's happening? I even tweeted it out. I was like, oh my God, what? Am I this hungover? I freaking love Postmates.
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Starting point is 00:15:17 Shella. You see anyone cool? Oh, I ran into J.R. Smith. The basketball player? Yeah. super tatted up dude i know he i was shocked to see him there but he was there with his wife and so i met jr it's been like three years ago now that miley and i went to that knicks game and sat courtside or whatever and we met jr there he's a good looking guy he's super cute and he at the party and i think he follows me on instagram actually but at the party like and I think he follows me on Instagram actually, but at the party,
Starting point is 00:15:45 like he kept looking at me like, I know you, but I don't know how, you know what I mean? And I wasn't going to go over and say anything, but it was, it was kind of cool. We were kind of like, sup? Like, I know you, but I don't know how. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Only clearly I know who he is. So that was tight. That was probably like the coolest person I saw as far as like a Ted D.
Starting point is 00:16:03 But then I did go to that party and saw ex ambassadors play it's pretty cool I like them I like that song renegades yeah that was it all right other than that I got I laid by the pool in a flamingo float you were posting up a storm I really was I was posted like once a day no dude it was I was like I was like oh here's a pumping gas pick I don't know what this is that was day one I mean you look great, but did you get money from Chevron or something? The lighting was nice, and I was like, take my picture. I don't know. I liked my outfit.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Did I want denim? Yeah, that was day one. Real chill. Just went to a party, went to dinner. Day two, flamingo float. Today, I posted the Hotel California pic. That was cool. I like that, but that's not the real Hotel California.
Starting point is 00:16:44 I know. The real one's in Mexico. Yeah. But this. That was cool. I like that, but that's not the real Hotel California. I know. The real one's in Mexico. Yeah, but this one's pretty cool. Plenty of room at the Hotel California. California. I miss doing the show in the same room with you. I know, it's so much better. It is so much better. Good news is I'll be back in a week and a half.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Are you? Yeah. Cool. Yeah, we can record a couple more. half. Are you? Yeah. Cool. Yeah. We can record a couple. Yeah. We're going to have to. You know. I gotta go see Mikael Huseman. You gotta go see Mikael Huseman? Yeah. Is he excited? He's so excited. We were talking today that's why I was a little late. That's okay.
Starting point is 00:17:18 We were talking today. He's very excited and I actually just booked his flight a few days ago for him to come here. Why did you book it? Because I told him I would. He has to pay to get his passport renewed and he has to pay for a visa to come visit. It's kind of a lot to pay for all at once. And so I told him I'd pay for his flight here because I've been able to fly there the past
Starting point is 00:17:39 two times, the past two times on miles. And with Olivia's help. Yeah. So between that, I haven't really had to pay for a flight yet so I was like you know I'll pay for the flight you get your visa you get your passport and yeah but he's booked wait wait let me open my calendar here when is he gonna be here he gets here August 13th oh okay he's away yeah yeah yeah but we gotta plan these things you know got it tickets are expensive if you don't plan. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:05 And he had to ask up work and stuff. You excited? Uh-huh. Okay, cool. I think it's going to be like a kind of a game changer for him to come here. Because right now, like, I just feel like when I go there, I'm in this like bubble. Yeah. And it's like great because it's for me like it's a foreign country and it's so great there.
Starting point is 00:18:20 And he gets time off work. I don't know. Like, I feel like it'll be kind of interesting to have him come into like my space and see like, if he likes it here and to see like what my life really looks like on the daily. Cause there, he doesn't really get to see that.
Starting point is 00:18:33 You know what I mean? Do you, are you nervous to expose him to what your life is and like your family and friends? I am scared to meet my family because they're insane. Yes. Be real here. They're a lot. They are. be real here. They're a lot.
Starting point is 00:18:45 They are. They're great, but they're a lot. Yeah. Like, who knows what he's going to walk into that week? Like, you know, you never know. Yeah. Like, Noah's 19 and in a different mood every hour. Yeah, she could be out of a relationship that week.
Starting point is 00:18:59 Yeah, like, you never know who she could be dating at the time. My parents, you never know. Like, they either love or hate each other depending on the day. Yeah. You just never know who she could be dating at the time. My parents, you never know. They either love or hate each other, depending on the day. Yeah. You just never know. I think you've got to open with me. I'm a great. I need to be a part of it.
Starting point is 00:19:13 So the first person you're going to meet in my life is Wells. Yeah, Wells and Sarah are pretty cool and normal. Then I'm going to go Liam. Yeah, I think he'll love Liam. I'm going Liam. You're right. Because Liam is Australian He's South African
Starting point is 00:19:27 It's like the same It's similar though But I do think he'll like Liam Yeah I think he gotta open Yeah The set with Liam Uh huh
Starting point is 00:19:35 And then me And then My dad maybe Is a safe bet I think Your dad's a great bet Yeah Also Tish is pretty amazing. Tisha's cool.
Starting point is 00:19:49 Who are you really nervous about? Miley? Honestly, I'm most nervous about if everybody's all together. Are you going to make that a thing? Well, he's only going to be here in LA for two days. This is all the time we have. Great. But are you like hey family group chain
Starting point is 00:20:06 text message i think yeah i think everyone i need everyone to be in la to meet this guy well everyone yeah everyone's gonna be here except my brothers and honestly i don't if they don't i don't know if they're gonna get a chance well brazen will meet him in nashville i don't know if trace will get to it just really depends yeah um but yeah like if i'm just gonna be like listen we're gonna be here for two days you want to meet him meet him, come over. If you don't, you're going to miss out. Yeah. Everyone's going to want to meet him, though. Is this like the one?
Starting point is 00:20:29 I don't know. Oh, my goodness. I don't know. Okay. And I want him to meet my grandma. She lives here. I ain't met Granny yet. You haven't?
Starting point is 00:20:40 You haven't met Mammy? Maybe I met her at Miley's birthday party out at the ranch. Yeah, that's possible. I don't know, dude. That's a long time ago. Well, I'm excited for you. Yeah. This is happening in August.
Starting point is 00:20:51 This is really, I'm like, I'm going there before he's coming here. So. Man. I know. Traveling full daddy. Yeah. Gotta. Anything else you want to say about Chell?
Starting point is 00:21:03 Chell? No, not really. Yeah. Okay. I actually didn't see, like, I don't know if like the algorithm's different. um gotta anything else you want to say about chel um no not really yeah okay um i actually didn't see like i don't know if like the algorithm's different but i didn't see a lot of chela pictures this year either and honestly like being down there like usually it's just super crowded people walking around everywhere even in palm springs and stuff and it just didn't seem as busy this year it didn't seem like as many people were there i didn. And it just didn't seem as busy this year. It didn't seem like as many people were there. It just didn't seem as lit.
Starting point is 00:21:27 I'm telling you. Wow. Yeah. It's over now. Might be on the decline. Yeah. Doesn't surprise me, really. I've got a couple favorite things before we get into GOT Season 8, F1.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Can't believe. This is going to be something that no one cares about, probably, in our demo. Okay. But Tiger Woods won the Masters today. Oh, I saw that. That's pretty tight. And I'm a big golfer. I grew up in like the golf mecca of the world.
Starting point is 00:21:54 My New Year's resolution this year is to get down to a five handicap. I've been taking lessons. I don't know what that means, but cool. I'm trying to get really good. I'm pretty good. Anyways, Tiger Woods is what some say is the greatest golfer in the history of golf. I disagree. I think this guy named Jack Nicklaus was.
Starting point is 00:22:12 He won more majors. But 11 years ago was the last time Tiger Woods won a major. Wow. The major is, there's four of them. And it's the Masters, which is in Augusta. It's the U.S. Open, which travels around the U.S. it's the Masters, which is in Augusta. It's the U.S. Open, which travels around the U.S. It's the British Open, which travels around England.
Starting point is 00:22:30 And then the PGA. And so it's been 11 years since he won. He got, obviously, he's had like a crazy scandal with like his ex-wife. He got pulled over because he was popping pain pills. He had to have this crazy back surgery. They fused his back. He's 43 years old now. And he freaking won the Masters. And it was really cool.
Starting point is 00:22:50 That's awesome. So today I watched and I cried. Teared up a little? Yeah, because, okay, so like here's a little bit of background in the whole thing. The first tournament he won, the first major he won was the Masters, I think, in 1997. And his father was like a big coach of his of his and like a big influence obviously and he had there's the scene of him winning and the first person he goes he goes to find earl woods and he gives him this big hug and then earl dies like a like a couple years later and it was like a very like the tournament he won when the the year that his dad
Starting point is 00:23:22 was dead was like a really sad like moment for him and then this year was the first year that his dad was dead was like a really sad like moment for him. And then this year was the first year that his kids have ever seen him win a tournament because they 11, they're not even 11 yet. So they have never, they've never known him as a winner. That's crazy. So him walking off and hugging his little boy and they showed like the video
Starting point is 00:23:40 of him hugging his dad beforehand. And it was like full circle thing. Anyways, that's very cool i just thought it was cool and it was just like one of those like sport i very rarely get emotional but sports always makes me cry oh for sure yeah yeah yeah that's pretty cool no that's tight carl is really having a big time down there i don't even think that's carl oh boo that's boo they're having a big time it's just our dogs are fucking annoying i would try to stop it but i just don't want to do it i just don't care um the masters okay yeah whatever i'm i'm like really and this is how i get
Starting point is 00:24:12 about things i don't think a lot of people don't know this about me i get obsessive about things i think the perception is that like uh i'm the silly easygoing guy which is true but like when something gets in my head i i have to i can't not do it yeah and so i used to be really good as a kid played like in tournaments and stuff and i stopped playing now i'm not here it's so nice i've been playing a lot and so now i'm like taking lessons and like i gotta get it so right now you got a little hobby yeah yeah i'm gonna start i'm gonna start entering into tournaments and stuff soon i I think. Whoa. Yeah. Anyways. That's pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:24:48 Game of Thrones. Wiener, wiener. New intro. Pretty tight. You like that one? Wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener. I meant like the visual intro. Oh, right. But yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:02 There we go. I know. I need to go back. So we're now entering the part of the show where we talk about Game of Thrones. So if you haven't seen the newest season of Game of Thrones, stop listening to us and go watch Game of Thrones and then come back. Yeah, exactly. Okay, so I'm going to have to watch the new intro of Game of Thrones because there's all sorts of new little hidden treasures, I feel like. For sure.
Starting point is 00:25:28 I feel like there's clues in there. Yeah. Foreshadowing. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I just got to watch it again. Same.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Overall thoughts on Ep 1 of Season 8. What do you think? Oh, that's pretty good. I like that too. I mean, clearly, like, Episode 1 is always, like, the setup, right? Yeah. ep one of season eight what do you think oh that's pretty good i like the two i mean clearly like episode one is always like the setup right they're trying to like you know make everything come full circle from the last episode of the last season and yeah they leave you hanging with the whole we have to tell him yeah and so we actually so we were all sarah was watching with us we were arguing about whether they were gonna tell him in episode one. I was so. So the last episode of last season, Bran and Sam are like, we have to tell him that he's the rightful heir to the throne.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Yeah. He is a Targaryen and he's totally having sex with his aunt. It's heavy. It's hot, though. It's heavy. Stop. I mean, I don't condone incest. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:23 But. But I'm down with this. So we were like, I was like, I don't care. I just need fucking Brad or Sam to tell him. Now. Now. I need this to happen now. He needs to know right now.
Starting point is 00:26:39 I really thought they were going to wait until at least episode two. So every minute that was going by, I was like, why has no one told him? Three-eyed raisin? Fucking will your ass over to John. Oh my God. And tell him what's what. Oh, there's so much wrong with that.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Okay. Yeah. There was a lot of moments in this episode that were pretty epic. Like right off the bat, the visual of Khaleesi and John riding up to the gates of Winterfell together like that, like that shot, that hero shot was insane. Loved it. Here for that. Yep.
Starting point is 00:27:13 And then just like because it's fresh in my mind there at the end when Jaime and Bran lock eyes. Yeah. That was a moment. Yeah. Epic moment. My favorite part of the entire episode, though. Let's see if we can say it on three, okay? Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:27 One, two, three. The date on the dragons. Yeah. That was the coolest date that's ever existed. Sorry, Bachelor franchise. They just, like, whooped your ass with that one. Even Sarah turned, and she was like, how come you didn't take me on a dragon ride our first date?
Starting point is 00:27:44 No, I loved it. It was so cute, and I loved that they made She was like, how come you didn't take me on a dragon ride our first date? No, I loved it. It was so cute. And I loved that they made John like a little like afraid. Yeah. You know, he wasn't quite sure. And it was great. It was like a little comedic, but very cute and pretty epic and pretty, I don't know, like telling. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:27:59 That Khaleesi's like so down for him to like ride the dragon. And I don't know. It's very cool. Okay, a couple things. One, Sarah made a good point of it was very Star Wars-y, how the dragons were flying through, you know, whatever. Through the Death Star or whatever. It looked like that.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Do you think that there's a part of Khaleesi that knows that Jon's Targaryen? I don't. You don't? No. You don't think she's like, huh, my dragons fucking burn everybody to charcoal. I think she should. Except this guy and Tyrion. I think she should know that. And she's blinded by love right now, Wells.
Starting point is 00:28:40 Blinded. By that D. Yeah, she's blinded by the D. Yeah. For real. No, I think if she knew that, I think as much, like, she's, like, for her, like, the crown is the ultimate,
Starting point is 00:28:50 right? There's, like, she just, being queen is the most important thing to her. I think if she knew that Jon could threaten that, I don't think she'd be having, giving him the time of day. So I don't think she knows. Hmm. I think the dragons know. The dragons for sure know. Yeah. You know what sucks though
Starting point is 00:29:06 So there's three Targaryens There's obviously Daenerys There's Jon Snow And I think what we're going to find out is that Tyrion is also Targaryen What sucks is that I think the third dragon Was supposed to be Tyrion's To ride
Starting point is 00:29:21 You know And now it's a White Walker. I know. You know? Yeah, yikes. So maybe somehow, I don't know. Okay, so finally Sam tells... Finally. By the way,
Starting point is 00:29:37 and Sarah had a good point. Something's down in the catacombs. They always go down there to look at, you know, their father's statue and whatever his bones are. Something's down there. Yeah, for sure. Cause it's so many times you're down there.
Starting point is 00:29:50 Something's going on down there. Something's going on. Uh, and so Sam finally tells John that he's Targaryen and he's straight up just blasting his cousin, auntie, whatever. Just give him the old slap and tickle.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Um, auntie whatever just give him the old slap and tickle and getting it on at the waterfall was was a tight move oh yeah yeah it was a good move oh yeah just sounds cold but i put them down i know yeah you got to think that he was like this isn't a great representation of what i normally am like maybe down down in Darn where it's warm. My dick will look a lot better. Oh my God. But up here, a little bit of shrinkage. Just a little bit. But. That was tight.
Starting point is 00:30:33 Okay. No. His reaction though. I just like cannot. Also like Sam. Why are you all bummed out about your dad getting killed by Daenerys? I know. He was such a dick to you.
Starting point is 00:30:43 He was such a dick to you. And no one is pointing out that he was siding with the freaking Lannisters. Yeah, the wrong side. Yeah, they're on the wrong side. That's why they had to die. So don't come down there and be like, would you have done that too? Yeah. Yeah. Probably would have. Yeah. Because you know what? All
Starting point is 00:30:58 the stories that you ever told me about your dad, huge dick. Huge asshole. I feel like I did you a favor, bro. You had to go. Yeah. Alright. Feel kind of bad for the brother? Yeah. Brother fucking, you know, drew a line in the sand. He died on that mountain. Agreed.
Starting point is 00:31:10 But don't open with that. Open with, hey, bro, you're a king just so you know. Uh-huh. Kind of important. Kind of important. And also, by the way, fucking your auntie. But we're all here for it because. Because they're hot. Get it because. Because they're hot.
Starting point is 00:31:25 Get it. Yeah. They're hot together. Don't open with the dad thing, but whatever. That's insane. But also, the one thing he doesn't say is, hey, so by the way, that's your cousin, though. Just so you know. Or that's your aunt.
Starting point is 00:31:40 But I don't think, does Sam know that he's sleeping with Khaleesi? That they're going to pound town population too? I think Tyrion knows and that's it. Because he saw Jon go in the room, remember, at the very end of the philosophy. I think Tyrion's the only one that really knows knows. Well, Sansa said are you in love with her? Yeah, because they made it real dramatic where she's watching him give the speech. Which she was totally getting a boner from listening to him give that epic speech to his people.
Starting point is 00:32:04 She was like, you're fucking hot. Who, Daenerys? in aries yeah oh yeah she was like like googly-eyed at him and sansa saw it and like i think that's like the big yeah that was how sansa knew and she people don't know this but he was she was actually giving him a handy underneath the table i would That's a great speech, babe. Yeah. Keep going. Oh, Sansa. Something's going to go down with Sansa. She's not having it. Can I just say, I kind of want Sansa to be the one that dies first. No one likes Sansa.
Starting point is 00:32:35 Dude, I'm over her. My boyfriend said the same thing. He was like, I don't like her. Yeah. And I was like, yeah. Lovely person in real life. Yeah, I'm sure. Sophie, get it.
Starting point is 00:32:44 Get it, though. Joe Jonas. Lovely. Can't stand real life. Yeah, I'm sure. Sophie, get it. Get it, though. Jill Jonas. Lovely. Can't stand your character. Yeah, her character sucks. Yeah. But I do think she's going to have an important role in the end. You think so?
Starting point is 00:32:54 I do. I really do. I loved Arya and Jon's reconnection. Yes. I thought that was cool. I love Arya so much. I need Arya to drop some knowledge on on Jon about like what she can do. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:08 Because you need to know all the information, you know? Yep. By the way, you probably think this little girl with this tiny little needle freaking sword can't really help you. Oh, but by the way, she can fucking shapeshift now. Kind of important information if you're trying to kill. What if she uses a face to go and kill a Night King? Yeah, I was going to say, can she transform into a White Walker?
Starting point is 00:33:32 I don't know. But you need to tell the King of the North. I feel like she needs to be using this power more. She needs to tell everyone. Can't she shapeshift into Jaime Lannister and go kill Cersei? Why wouldn't she do that? Let's have sexy time. Just kidding! You die.
Starting point is 00:33:48 Wait, your hand's grown back? No. I'm actually four foot tall. Girl. Death. What else? What else? That scene of that little boy being pinned to the wall with the freaking
Starting point is 00:34:02 body parts. Creepy. Sarah was scared. I knew that he was going to wake up and have blue eyes. Oh, for sure. Also very happy that the, I think he's the Travelocity guy. The redhead guy. Is he the Travelocity guy? I think so. That's funny.
Starting point is 00:34:15 It's like one of those. One of those. The kayak or whatever. I love him. I love him too. So you didn't know if he died because the dragon came and destroyed the wall and he was there. Oh, you're right.
Starting point is 00:34:24 So they got out. So I'm happy because I want him to fuck Brienne of Tarth so hard. They're for sure going to. They're going to have the best kids ever. I think so too. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. I liked his funny line about like, I've always had blue eyes. I know, that was good.
Starting point is 00:34:38 That was cute. Anything else? A lot of good little comedic things. Yeah, it was a funny episode. It was a good episode, yeah. I'm trying to think if there's anything we missed. I don't know. Oh, I want Aria. And what's the kid's name that makes the swords? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:51 Well, that kid is. Yeah. He's he's Baratheon. Yeah. I want them to get it on. They're definitely going to get it on. Yeah. He's going to he's going to pound that ass like he pounds the anvil.
Starting point is 00:35:05 Who's Sansa going to get it on with? I hope she just dies. The Night King. What if she dies and then becomes part of that fucking side? That's a good theory. It's not bad. It's not a bad one. It's really not.
Starting point is 00:35:21 And I need Bran to stop being a little So pretentious with you being the Fucking three eyed raven Okay we get it You can travel in time We get it you're not Bran anymore You look like him You know So shut it
Starting point is 00:35:38 All in all Great episode There's only six is that really true I'm crutch but it is what it is you know and you can read the books too
Starting point is 00:35:55 are they even caught up to the series though no they're not but apparently he's told the directors or whatever of Game of Thrones how he thinks it's going to go down. I would like to read the books, actually. I got like half of the first one. Good.
Starting point is 00:36:11 Yeah. But like, you know, in the first book that Tyrion is a Targaryen. Oh, you do? Like they're like his hair is white in comparison to Jaime's, who's blonde, golden blonde. Interesting. Like there's stuff that like they say, you're like, oh, this guy's definitely not related to them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:31 Anyways, really enjoyed having a bunch of people over yesterday. We had that crawfish boil. We had a pool party and everyone got to see my chairs from Article. And I got to see them today. I know. It was the first time. You like them, right? I want them. I know, they're cool. Now I got to have them.. I know. It was the first time. You like them, right? I want them.
Starting point is 00:36:45 I know, they're cool. Now I got to have them. I really do love, and it's really funny. So Sarah's friend, Katie Stevens, who's on the show called The Bold Type, which is also one of my favorite shows. Great show. She was like, where'd you get those chairs? Are those from Article?
Starting point is 00:36:57 And I was like, whoa. She knew. She totally did. I'm not lying about this. She was like, oh yeah. And she's like, what do you think? And I was like, I'm not doing an ad right now, but it's yeah. And she's like, what do you think? And I was like, I'm not doing an ad right now, but it's great.
Starting point is 00:37:07 And she was like, what's great about it? And I was like, honestly, you know how sometimes you buy furniture and it takes forever to get there? Yeah, usually. Usually does, right? Yeah. Like it got here so quickly.
Starting point is 00:37:19 And then one of my favorite things about it was the dudes got here. They were like, where do you want this stuff? I don't know if that's what they sound like,. They were like, where do you where do you want this stuff? I don't know if that's what they sound like, but they're like, where do you want it? And I was like in the back around the fire pit. And they're like, cool, we got you. And then they took it back there. They took it out of the box, assembled, and I didn't do anything.
Starting point is 00:37:39 That's so nice. I just went over and sat in one because I wanted to see how it was. And what's so great about Article is that their prices are so good, but the furniture is sturdy. It's made well. You can tell it's actually going to last, and it's really cool stuff. Seriously, I think I have to have at least two of those chairs. Yeah, no matter how many items, every order is shipped at a flat rate of $49,
Starting point is 00:38:00 which is crazy. Amazing. They also have a 30-day return policy, which is so great because it is hard to buy stuff online, but it's nice to know that if you get it and you want to return it or exchange it for something else, that they let you do that.
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Starting point is 00:38:40 dollars or more do it man okay so i need I need a Smile Direct Club update from you. Have you gone and gotten, like, you went somewhere and they, like, did... The scan. The scan of your teeth, right? It was super dope. I was really impressed with the technology. Like, it's insane.
Starting point is 00:38:58 It took, I was there maybe 10 minutes. Like, it was so quick and easy. And what she does is she takes this thing and puts it in your mouth and scans your entire mouth. And then there's like right away a 3D image of your teeth on the screen for you to see. It's pretty cool. Wow. Yeah, really neat.
Starting point is 00:39:14 And so you do that and then they place the order for you. And I actually just got an email on Friday that said my trays were on their way. Oh, no way. Yeah, so I'm going to get them probably this week. Are you excited or nervous? Both. on their way oh no way yes i'm gonna get them probably this week are you excited or nervous both i mean i haven't like done anything for my teeth besides brush them since i was in high school you know what i mean and sometimes you don't even do that i mean i do because yeah i do okay um but no for real it's it's it's exciting and um it's it's just one of those things where my top teeth are pretty straight my bottom ones aren't so much and i don't know my mom's, my mom's always nitpicking me about it and telling me I should do something about it.
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Starting point is 00:40:58 Do it. Fix your broke ass grill. Like me. Like Brandy. More favorite things. Did you ever watch The Assassination of Gianni Versace? No, but... So good.
Starting point is 00:41:12 Yeah. I'm not quite finished. It's very dark. It's hard to binge watch because it's just so heavy. That's Sarah's friend. The kid from Glee? Yeah. He is so...
Starting point is 00:41:22 Darren Paul? Darren Chris. Darren Chris, yeah. He is so freaking good in this it's disturbing he's really good but the all the there's a great it's a great cast there's some really good characters there um but it is disturbing yeah i want to watch that sociopath dude speaking of favorite things and speaking of sociopaths there is a podcast called um root of evil have you heard of that about the blackmm. About the Black Dahlia murder.
Starting point is 00:41:45 Ooh. Have you ever heard about the Black Dahlia murder? Yeah. It's one of the most gruesome, gross things in the world. And it's hosted by these two girls who are basically, I guess, the great-granddaughters of who they think killed the Black Dahlia. That's insane. And, like, it is the most disturbing, like, it like it's like incest and a lot of like
Starting point is 00:42:07 rape and obviously murders involved it's a podcast yeah whoa but yeah okay another thing i've been we've been getting down on is the show the fix have you seen that i've never even heard of that i guess it's marcia whatever that was the prosecutor in the O.J. Simpson trial. Oh, yeah. I guess she's the creator of it. And it's a very similar story. It's a it's a black actor who gets accused of killing his wife years ago and somehow gets off. And now his newest wife is killed and they're bringing back the prosecutor from the first
Starting point is 00:42:45 case like get him. Oh interesting. Anyways it's the girl from The Craft is the main character. Anyways pretty good. Okay. And then our friend our good friend Molly who's Alon's girlfriend is on the show. Oh that's right. That's right.
Starting point is 00:43:02 That's cool. Yeah. Very cool. But one of my favorite things I got to do today, actually. I want to talk about the Gentle Barn a little bit. The place I went today. I really want you and Sarah to go. I actually think you would really like it. The Gentle Barn? It's called the Gentle Barn. It's like a rescue animal
Starting point is 00:43:17 sanctuary place. There's one in California, one in Tennessee, actually, and one in Missouri. And they rescue all kinds of animals horses, cows, pigs llamas, alpacas like they had chickens like they have everything
Starting point is 00:43:30 it's crazy and it's cool because they open it to the public on Sundays Chickens Yeah chickens Rescuing chickens? There's a girl
Starting point is 00:43:36 holding a freaking chicken Alright Yeah So this place like it's pretty cool like they won't even let you bring any food in unless it's plant based
Starting point is 00:43:43 because it's disrespectful to the animals it's adorable Okay It's very cool Let's pump the brakes no i'm here for it i'm into it my sister would love this place all right uh but anyway it is cool because they open it to the public on sundays sell tickets and that's i'm sure how they keep the place running yep and they let people come in and like hug the cows and brush the horses and hold the chickens and it's really cool and it's all run by volunteers. And the coolest part to me was, like, talking to some of the volunteers. Like, you can really tell that them volunteering their time to work there
Starting point is 00:44:13 does so much more. Like, the animals do so much more for them than they do for the animals. You know what I mean? Just, like, emotionally and, like, spiritually and stuff, I'm sure, by being around them. It's pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:23 You should go. What's it called? The Gentle Barn. All right. It's pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah. You should go. What's it called? The Gentle Barn. All right. It's really precious. I'm going to go in there while eating like a cheeseburger. They won't let you. I'm just going to piss them off.
Starting point is 00:44:31 They won't let you. They have a cute little food stand, though, that sells plant-based food. It's adorable. Well, what about the plants there? Aren't they offended? It's so funny you bring this up because Mikel and I were having a conversation about- It's Michelle Hussman. Mikkel Hussman.
Starting point is 00:44:47 Okay. We were having a conversation about whether plants have souls or not. Oh, wow. Mikkel kind of thinks they do. Huh. Yeah. Maybe. I know, maybe.
Starting point is 00:44:55 It's an interesting concept. If so- Because my original stance was no. And then he kind of talked me into it. What was something that kind of swayed you? He was just trying to explain. I wish he would explain it. He does a better job.
Starting point is 00:45:08 Okay. He's asleep right now, though. So he was just telling me, like, if certain plants in an ecosystem don't, like, exist and survive, then the entire ecosystem crashes and stuff. And he was talking about, like, different plants. Like, I guess, like, the only one I can think of off the top of my head is, of my head is like the venus fly trap right that kind of like uh reacts to its environment and stuff i don't know the way the way he was explaining it i was like maybe all right i don't know man it's deep and then think about like weed tobacco you're smoking it and that soul's then going into your body oh you know what else i did that was cool? What? Actually, at Coachella.
Starting point is 00:45:46 Have you ever had your aura red or anything like that? I haven't either. And there was a girl, a little pop-up thing set up somewhere at one of the parties where you put your hands on these sensors, and then she takes your picture. And then when the Polaroid comes out, it shows your aura on the Polaroid. Really? It's like colors and stuff. And mine was magenta and orange.
Starting point is 00:46:09 And when I read the little chart, I'm not going to lie, all the other colors didn't sound like me, and those kind of did. It was pretty tight. That sounds like Scientology right off the bat. No, Scientology's whole thing is pay us more and you can be higher up in in the food chain basically yeah i want to go to a thetan reading though just to see you know maybe i am like a direct descendant of john smith is that who did it who did what scientology yeah uh no what's the guy's name?
Starting point is 00:46:46 L. Ron Hubbard, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But John, I'm thinking about Mormonism now. Oh, God. Here we go. I cannot. Anyways. Anyways.
Starting point is 00:46:58 We got really sidetracked. I did. You know who I like a lot? Who? I was on Arielle Vandenberg's show. Oh, yeah. I've known her for a while. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:09 She asked me to be on her show, and then, well, we had this crawfish boy yesterday, so she brought her boyfriend. Who's she dating? His name's Matt. Okay. He also is, like, an actor and, like, YouTube video maker guy. I don't know. What's his last name? It's, like, Kushal.
Starting point is 00:47:22 Matt? Sounds kind of familiar. I'll show you a picture. You like him? He's dope Anyways they were just Very fun people to be around Yeah
Starting point is 00:47:28 You know Uh huh I met her with Caitlin once Really Yeah we all went to eat Or something She was really sweet Matt Kutschel
Starting point is 00:47:34 Kutschel I don't know I don't think I know him Anyways they're funny But I like her Give them a follow On the gram Give them a follow
Starting point is 00:47:42 Hannah B's Season premieres Kind of soon are you gonna watch it yeah of course good because if i go bartending i gotta know if you go by the way one of the dudes from her show is already slid in my dms one of the dudes yep so he's obviously at the show already what do you mean slid in your dm it's i get the same thing every year what do you mean the dude's sliding your dm fuck yeah dude what do they say they're like paradise yeah it's them trying to like figure out like hey man are you gonna be bartending this year like do you have any advice for me like it's like that shit you're just like oh my god yeah yeah that's insane so and it's a couple of them have by the way really I want to make you show me after we're done.
Starting point is 00:48:25 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone is trying to get info. Very interesting. But anyway, so I have to watch because I want to have a little bit of a perception of these people. Yeah, before you leave. If nothing else, just to know who to watch out for. For sure. Because most people have been to a bar.
Starting point is 00:48:42 People can be rude to bartenders when they don't get what they want. I'm sure. You know? And these people are people who now think they're famous. Totally. So I got to know who to watch out for or whatever. Say what up to Blake for me. You know he's going.
Starting point is 00:48:56 Oh, he's fucking, he's down those steps. No, no, no. I know what's going to happen. Hannah G is going to be there. Oh, for sure. She might be the first one down the steps. Yeah. She's like the most paradise person I've ever seen in my entire life.
Starting point is 00:49:12 Oh, for sure. She's beautiful. Looks great in a bikini. Yes. Yeah. So her little ass is walking down those stairs first. Yeah. So I'll make her a drink.
Starting point is 00:49:21 Maybe. She's cute. You have to make her the, what did she call it? Happy juice? Yeah. Make her her happy juice yeah it was like it was like white wine and red bull which sounded like a fart uh uh and what's gonna happen i think we talked about this when she was on the show blazing to come like right before the rose ceremony after she's gone like three dates for sure it's gonna be great though can't wait um. I have, this week is our last KB tour stop. Oh, you got another one?
Starting point is 00:49:49 We have one more. We added on Denver, and we have Colton and Cassie as our guests. Oh. It'll be the first time I get to see them, like, together in real life since the show's ended. Yeah. So I'm anxious to see, like, their dynamic and how they are. Yeah, report back. I'm going to have a lot of reports.
Starting point is 00:50:03 Because I don't really know how I feel about her. Yeah, we'll see. We shall see. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, you got any music? I'm still on the Khalid album, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:13 I listened to it on the way down to Coachella. We were listening to music Friday on the way back. Mm-hmm. Schoolboy Q and Travis Scott put out a song called Chopsticks. Mm-hmm. And we were like, how high do you have to be to be in the studio and think that that's a good song title? Like the song that everyone knows in the piano, Chopsticks? I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:50:33 I think it's like a rap song. You can play a little bit of it. It's insane. What is it called? Chopsticks. it's insane i like her legs up like well yeah that's that's the line oh my god it's ridiculous uh we were just laughing about that. Okay, no, the song that I was digging, Mark Ronson put out a song with Leaky Lee. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:11 Late Night Feelings, it's called. I thought it was pretty dope. I like Leaky Lee a lot. You love some Mark Ronson. You know what? I really don't normally, but I mean, he does put out some bangers, though. Let's be real here. 24 Karat.
Starting point is 00:51:24 Yeah. Banger. Make me psychotic You pull away You take the same And be intense It's a good like I'm chillin' by the pool With a pina colada in my hand
Starting point is 00:51:53 Definitely heard this at Coachella I feel like Oh yeah for sure This is for sure Coachella Bang her Yeah Now that I'm looking
Starting point is 00:52:01 At the album artwork It looks an awful lot like Nothing Breaks Like a Heart Yeah The heck for sure Mark's like I'll just recycle that artwork yeah why not alright I don't think I've got
Starting point is 00:52:12 I don't know what else to say I'm gonna go watch the episode again I am too straight up that's what I'm gonna do literally same I was thinking about going to get chicken wings with Sarah and then come back and watch it no I'm probably gonna watch watch it too, actually. And then, yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:29 I'll probably see way more now that I'm going to re-watch it. Okay, well, this has been great. I've missed you being in the room with me. I know. I'm going to be back on, not this Wednesday, but next. All right. Next week, I guess we'll have to do one while I'm in Denver. And then when I get back, we'll do another.
Starting point is 00:52:45 Yeah. Okay. Well, God, that episode was so freaking good. So good. You know? It really was. Just so many reunions, and that's something I should actually listen to is the Game of Thrones. Did they put out the whole soundtrack?
Starting point is 00:52:59 I don't even know what this is. Oh, this is like a minstrel version of it. Come, kids. Let me tell you a story of seven different thrones. Yeah, there's so many good songs on the Game of Thrones
Starting point is 00:53:20 final season soundtrack. Or good artists, at least. I haven't listened to all of it, but I'm gonna give it a listen. Game of Thrones final season soundtrack. Or good artists, at least. I haven't listened to all of it, but... I'm gonna give it a listen. Come, everyone, to listen to Your Favorite Thing podcast with Welles and Brandy. His accent is insane.
Starting point is 00:53:36 They're gonna talk about Game of Thrones for the entire episode and be super dorky. But you know what? Fuck you, because it's really interesting. They're going to talk a lot about two, an aunt and a nephew doing sex.
Starting point is 00:53:57 Dragon riding. And who knows? Maybe throwing a pretentious raven. Shut the fuck up, Sam. We don't care about your dad dying, alright? We really don't. You're glad he's dead too, by the way.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Anyways, next week on Your Everything, we might not do this again because this might not be that popular. Yes, it will be people love game of thrones they better love you better love it it's one of my favorite things bro same yeah all right love you guys love you see you next oh important what a couple things we have a instagram oh yeah it's called yft podcast give follow. Please, if you're into this show, go follow that because I get a lot of direct messages and stuff being like, you never tell us what you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:54:51 And it's like, dude, it's all there. It's on the podcast Instagram. Every week we put up like all the favorites we talked about, the books, movies, TV, music. It's all there and it stays there. So you can always go back and reference it. So, yeah, give it a follow, please. And tell all your friends. Yeah, let's just do it like this though everyone please go to yft instagram and give it a give it a come hit a follow we would really appreciate it
Starting point is 00:55:18 also sam shut the fuck up no one cares about your dad. And lastly, if you could, please give us five stars, rate, and review. On the good old iTunes. On iTunes. And say, Wells is so funny. Brandy, less so, but fashion. Great. Less funny, but fashion. Wait, there was actually one more thing.
Starting point is 00:55:41 You got more things? I have one more thing. All right. And by the way, Brandy's got one more thing, guys. And I'm not going to speak in this accent. Do it. Okay, so Aisling, I think that's your first name. It's your Instagram handle.
Starting point is 00:55:57 It was a girl who slid into my DM and sent me the sweetest little message. So she hit me up and said she just listened to the latest YFT and heard how stoked I was to hear that so many of our listeners were going to see Dermot Kennedy live because he's on tour right now. And she said she will be heading to Ireland to see Dermot play
Starting point is 00:56:15 which is insane. Apparently in a castle which is super dope. But she said to top it off she's going to Ireland and to this show with a guy that she met while she was traveling that lives in Dublin and she hasn't seen him since. So she's going on Ireland and to this show with a guy that she met while she was traveling that lives in Dublin and she hasn't seen him since. Dude that's so She's going on like an almost blind date It's fucking some Game of Thrones shit. Pretty
Starting point is 00:56:31 freaking cool. So I want to go to Ireland and a castle. I'm not kidding it sounds dope. So I told her to keep me posted and like what if like we kind of had a hand in like a relationship happening here. I like it. Or just like a free trip to ireland to go see jeremy covey and he played at a castle that'd be tight but i'm like i'm like here to
Starting point is 00:56:50 match make a'sling i hope it goes well i hope so too i hope that's your name because i'm calling you you know i like i like that you are now like the patron saint of flying far places to get the saint you know what american D is not that great. I'm just saying. I agree. I've got American D and I don't think it's that great. All right. See you guys.
Starting point is 00:57:16 Foreign D is where it's at. Foreign D? Yeah. This episode needs to be called Foreign D. Bye, guys. Bye. This episode needs to be called 4ND. Bye, guys. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.

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