Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Freak-Dancin in Utah

Episode Date: April 2, 2025

This week, Wells is desperate for allergy relief—at this point, he’d rather die young with a clear (medicated) nose than old and stuffed up. Meanwhile your girl Brand-eye literally survived a tornado by hunkering down in a basement bathroom, so who had the worse week, YFTer’s? Meanwhile, Wells recounts a recent Utah golf trip where getting a drink was nearly impossible, but getting out of a speeding ticket was surprisingly easy. Such a conundrum. Most importantly though, Wells learned a new word on the trip! Derfing. Look it up - unless you’re Mormon and you already know. Also, why do people say ‘how come’? Or should we say how come people say how come? Makes no sense! Your hosts have plenty of fave things this week including a hot new track from Miley, and the most serious question of all - do farts give the pleasure if they travel up the front?? We need to know!! byyyyee Favorite Things this week: 1923 White Lotus 🙈 Severance The Gorge The Curious Case of Natalia Grace The Studio 🎥 Goals by Sophie Powers Anything But Me by Jesse Welles The Reaper by Jonah Kagen Prelude by Miley Cyrus Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!  Mood: Get 20% off your first order at Mood.com/YFT with promo code YFT. Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to Hungryroot.com/yft and use code yft. Happy Mammoth: For a limited time get 15% off on your entire first order at happymammoth.com and use the code YFT. Nutrafol: YFT listeners get $10 off any order! Also free shipping when you subscribe. Go to Nutrafol.com and enter promo code YFTGIFT. Quince: Go to Quince.com/yft for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order. Prolon: Visit ProlonLife.com/YFT to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift. Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation

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What's a YFT- tears? How we livin'? I need some Y of tears to hook it up with some like suggestions about allergies. Ya boy has the worst allergies. Always stuffed up. But do I need to get on like Claritin? I'm constantly using nasal spray. Can't be good for me.

Gotta die soon. But I'll tell you what, I'd rather die young with a clear nose than die old and stuffy. Because I can't live that way, bro. Can't live that way. Won't live that way. And it's like, well, you know,

it's a changing of seasons or, it's always changing. Also, I live in Los Angeles, there are no seasons. There's one season, it's warm all the time. What is happening? I'm dying. But I'm not actually quite blessed And I have an easy life, and I'm sorry for saying that Yeah, that's true dude. I went to Utah for a golf trip

We were asking like the caddies and waiters and just like anyone who really wanted to talk about Mormonism there I learned a new word, all right? Durfing. Durfing is something that the Mormons are doing. Now is it as good as soaking? No. Will anything ever be as good as soaking? Absolutely not, my friend.

That is the greatest thing that's ever happened in the history of Latter-day Saints. But Durfing's pretty great. And I'll tell you all about it once Branny gets here. Should we do it? Should we call her? Let's do it. It's time to call her up.

We're gonna talk about Durfin, yeah. Hi. What are you doing? Oh, just nothing. Nothing? Just hanging? Just hanging. Guess what I did last night, though?

Bowling at Pinewood Social. No. I was in the basement bathroom, surviving a tornado. Oh, there was a tornado last night? Yeah. The Nashville government still thinks I live there. So I get alerts constantly. On your phone? On my phone. It's like, flash flood warning, watch out!

Here's my thing. Way too many of these warnings are happening over in Nashville. What's going on over there? Do they come through like an app or? I get texted them. Get texted. I feel like I don't get text. Well, Nashville government is not trying to keep you alive, but they're trying to keep me alive, man. They love me. They love me. But I do have this app that wakes you up if there's a tornado. Oh really? That's good. But the sound is like, is it like the amber alert? God. Yeah, it's a similar.

Oh, yeah. Which, by the way, listen, it's the most obnoxious sound. Let me just say something. No one should be kidnapped. All right. No person should be kidnapped ever. But do we need it to be that aggressive when we get notified? I don't think so. I don't think. You know, it's like terrifying. I'm sure getting abducted or kidnapped is terrifying, but I'm not being abducted right now. Can we ease me into this bad news?

I know. It's very abrasive. And then also, what are you supposed to do? It's like Black Ford Bronco, Eastbound, whatever. And you're like, okay, well, I'm not there. Yeah. And then you look around. If you see a Black Ford Bronco, what are you supposed to do? It's like Black Ford Bronco, eastbound, whatever. And you're like, okay, well, I'm not there. And then you look around, if you see a Black Ford Bronco, what are you gonna do? Call the cops. I mean, yeah, I know.

That's what you're supposed to do. I think I told you this story about how I tried to call the police about a drunk driver in Colorado. Did I ever tell you about this? No, tell me about it. I was driving back from Aspen to Denver. There was this guy driving beside us that he was old,

which just my point about like, you should have to retake your driver's test when you get old. I have always said that. He was swerving, he was almost hitting people, pulled up next to him at a stoplight, and he was like falling over in the front seat. Like it was insane.

Sweet. So dangerous. And I tried to call the Colorado police to tell them about him and I couldn't get anyone to answer. Like it was fucking ridiculous. I was like, well, I'm out here trying to save lives and the police aren't answering the phone. Yeah. You know, they're busy guys, you know, are they? I don't know. I don't know. To me, it looks like they're just sitting on the side of the road trying to give speeding tickets. That is very true.

You know, unnecessarily, so. I have a story about a cop who was cool. We were in Georgia and we were going on a golf trip with my buddies. This was a couple of weeks back. It's like a two and a half hour drive and we were like kind of like racing to get to our tee time. Let's be honest, we were just excited

and we wanted to get there. My buddy Mike is driving the car and he immediately says to the guy in the passenger seat, hey, what app are we on? Is this Maps or is this like Google or Waze where I can see cops? He's like, oh, this is just Maps. He goes, okay, will you change this right now to like either Google Maps or to Waze so we can look out for cops? Google Maps shows you cops? Yeah, they do now.

Wow. I'm still a Waze boy. Oh look out for cops. Google Maps shows you cops? Yeah, they do now. Wow. I'm still a Waze boy. Oh, I just use Apple Maps. Yeah, no, I need more bells and whistles. He presses the car play button to change it over, and right then we go past a cop at 90 miles an hour. Oh no.

We immediately see him and we were like, oh no. He's like, dang it, I'm gonna get pulled over. My other buddy, John, goes, just pull over right now. Don't even wait for him to get behind us. Just pull over right now. He gotcha. There's nothing you can do. And I'm like, wow, this is a bold move.

Never seen this one work before. But let's be honest, they are gonna catch up with us. So he pulls over immediately. This guy comes out, Officer Smith, remember his name, comes to the side of the window and he goes, license registration and like, what are you guys doing? And he's like, oh boy, California, what are you boys doing? You know, kind of doing that.

We're going on a golf trip, sorry, we got a little excited. And he's like, well, I just gotta be honest with you. I got you going 90 in a 75 or a 70 or whatever. Here's the thing, in Georgia, we have a thing called a super speeder. And if you get a super speeder, not only is your ticket like doubled or whatever, but it also like affects your insurance and it's like we did this whole thing. You really don't want it. He's like, listen, I'm just

gonna give you a warning. Just keep it under freaking 85. Please let us go. Wow. So cool. Also, like, you think if you get a Superspeeder here, you're using that. Like, that's a big old payday for you. But no, he didn't want our golf trip to start that poorly. And also now, my buddy Michael is now known as Superspeeder, which is a great nickname. It is a good nickname. So anyways, what I'm trying to say is don't drive really fast in Georgia, because they will getcha. But I do think that the pulling over immediately and being like, you got me, I'm

wrong. You're right. I'm stupid. You're smart. I'm sorry. Please forgive. Boom. The second you get a little lippy with them. Thank you for your service. You got a tough job. I know. I'm sorry. I'm just trying to get to where I'm going. You know, but you're right. You got me I'm I lay myself at the hands of the court. So yeah. Mm-hmm. How are your allergies doing fucking terrible? Terrible. Are you sick? Are you sick or do you have allergies? I don't know but I have felt like dog shit for about five days

I could hear it in your voice and you could probably hear it in mine too. Yep Yeah, it's happening taking Clarit, Sudafed, Flo Nase, you fucking name it, I'm on it. I've been on fucking nasal spray for, I don't know, since like the Clinton administration, okay? We're not supposed to stay on it all the time. I know, but you know what? What do you want me to do?

You want me to live stuffed? Can't live stuffed? Gotta live free, Brandy. Gotta sleep free as well. You ever try to sleep with a stuffed nose? Yeah, it's not great. I've been trying. Shoot to sleep with a stuff nose? Yeah, it's not great. I've been trying. Shoot me in the face. Yeah, yeah, it's not great.

I think I have a deviated septum. That's what I think. Oh. And you know what? I'll probably get a free nose job out of that. But here's the thing, I have a perfect nose, Brandy. Do you if it's deviated? I don't know. That's right.

Well, aesthetically, it is perfect. But you're right, inside. It's much like me. Handsome on the outside, but just dark and hollow and sad on the inside. Speaking of aesthetics, I feel like, are you doing something nice today? You look nice.

I got sent these clothes. Probably should give them a shout out because I didn't like do like a story about it. Shout them out. It's a nice jacket. Junk food clothing. It's not a jacket, it's got like a shirt. Oh, and then look, they gave me these.

They're like- Are they corduroy? They're corduroy. Sick. They're kind of baggy and then short. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That's like the new look or whatever.

Okay. And I'm not sure if it's me, but I kind of like- I don't know, you look great. I feel like I'm with the times, you know? I'm with the times. I'm with the times. Yeah, well you look like you're going to a meeting or something.

Really? Yeah. Well, thank you. Or an audition maybe per se. Per chance. Per chance an audition. No, no one wants to hire me for anything. Bummer.

Bummer, dude. Don't worry, I married Rich Brandy. Thank God. Thank God for that. I'm glad one of us did. Dude. Okay, so I was in Utah. I was in the land of the Mormons recently, and we went to St. George to go play golf

for all my golfies out there. My golfters, golf YFTers. That is a great golf trip. Okay. St. George, Utah, sick. I'm not really difficult to get to. You just fly into Vegas and it's like a maybe a two hour drive over. A lot of amazing golf for relatively cheap and just absolutely

beautiful. But let me tell you one thing Utah, you make it so hard for me to get drunk there. It's impossible to get drunk. They've got every golf course we played on heads a car girl, you know, and the car girls usually this really pretty girl and they were in Mormon country. So they're all like tiny little blondes, you know, not a single cart had any alcohol in it. They do have weird rules about alcohol. Don't they?

I was like, I was like this poor girl, Kristen. I was like, Kristen, have you made any money out here? You can't make any money off of skittles and hot dogs. No, it's off of fireball shots and transfusions. They made it so difficult for me to get packed up. But it was great. So we had this one caddy, James. He played football for some school in Utah.

So he was at Mormon. But I was like, have you have you like hooked up with some Mormons? Like, tell me what that's about, you know? He goes, have you heard of derfing? Derfing is like the new thing. So I was like, but soaking he's like, yeah, soaking is fine. I've jumped out of bed for people. But derfing is where it's at. And I was like, I don't know what derfing is. But I love that word. It is the best word ever. Derfing. For the Mormons, durfing basically is just dry humping. It's just like rubbing up against one another, freak dancing. But they call it durfing

and I love that. Dude, you know what? I could go for a good grind. I haven't had a grind in a while. Yeah, I haven't had a grind in a while. Okay. I'm sure Sarah would be more than willing. Probably. Yeah. Have you had a grind in a while? I guess not. I know, a good grind is fun. Yeah, I guess not. All right, wife tears, from the stress of life's changes to busy schedules,

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Durfers, Wells and Brandy. I'm sick, pop. I got the black lung pop. Well, speaking of Mormons. Yeah. Did you watch the Bachelor finale? No, I didn't. Tell me all about it. He picks Juliana,

which I pegged from the beginning. I was like, not the very beginning, but like I've said for a while now, like it's Juliana. Latia. I saw that clip. Queen Latia. I saw that clip. Do you see the clip of her completely changing the tone of her voice? Oh yeah, she's like, come on, let's be real.

Grant, I started falling for you on week two. Well, I do for sure. Come on now. It's all about you. Come on now. The second she realized it wasn't her, she turned into a totally different person and I fucking loved it. She went from I'm selling wifey material to bitch. If you cross me, I will fucking

kill you. Yeah. The whole shtick is that the bachelor is supposed to stand there and let this one poor girl pour their heart out to him so that they get it on on camera for him to just be like, it's not you. And I always wonder like, how does one stand there knowing you're about to break someone's heart and just let them pour out their heart to you on live television, like, oh, it's so cringe to me. But for me, I like on the girl's side, how do you not know by the body language and the energy that it's not you?

Cause I, you know, I obviously it's easy for me to say cause I know cause I'm watching and I know she's the first one, so she's not it. But to me, it's like the guy's body language and energy while they're pouring their heart and soul out is always very cold. How do you not pick up on that after you've gotten a few sentences out? It's fascinating to me because it really took her getting it all out and then him just flat out being like I'm not your person for her to get it and that happens every time and I'm just like and then you see the

second girl come and you see the body language change entirely. And he's warm and he's fuzzy and he's reassuring. And it's like, how are you girl number one and not pick up on the fact that he's not giving back the like love energy that you're handing out? You know, that's a tough spot to be in. I know. But if I was, I just think if I was in that position where I had to go first and like say my words before the guy was gonna say his, like I would definitely, my senses would be heightened to like how is he reacting to what I'm saying before I get too far here.

Yeah, do you think that the right thing to do is to be like, hey, I wanna go to a room beforehand and just not even have her like have to get all dressed up and do that whole thing? I mean, I think that's the right thing to do, but something tells me that the show pressures you into letting it play out like that, because that's their show.

Absolutely, but I don't know. I'm not sure if I think that it's more compelling to do it either way. I think there's a world in which you're like, listen, you want me to look kind of good, right? So this kind of makes me look better than me. Like, listen, I don't want you to go get all dolled up and do all this stuff.

I agree. That's how I would want it to be done. Yeah. I felt like they were kind of makes me look better than me. Like, listen, I don't want you to go get all dolled up and do all this stuff. Like, that's how I would want it to be done. Yeah. I felt like they were kind of letting Grant look pretty bad there with Latia giving it to him. I mean, obviously they have less control and after the final rose, but I mean, she was receipts, screenshots, receipts, like you said this to my mom and you told me you loved me and you said you were like,

two weeks in, you were ready to quit the whole show because it was me. I mean, she was really laying it out there like hey you were really making me believe it was me up until the very fucking end buddy. And they just let her do it. For Juliana, I would have a hard time hearing that. That up until like the literal proposal you weren't sure. Oh, that would just be hard. That would be really hard to hear. Just final thoughts on the bachelor. Was he a good bachelor? Was he a bad bachelor? Do we care? I don't know.

I think he was all right. I don't know. He definitely did some things along the way that were a little bit of a red flag, but I think at the end of the day, I think he seems like a good guy and has good intentions. I personally think Juliana was the best match for him. I think they have a great chemistry and a great little, I love that they're like, we're friends, you know, we have a friendship. I think that's so cute.

I wish them the best. I am bummed that there's no Bachelorette this year because I think Latia would fucking crush as Bachelorette. I agree. Hear this anywhere, I just hear say on the internet. They're gonna incorporate the golden bachelor people onto Paradise? Wasn't it on after the final rose they said it?

I didn't hear it on after the final rose, but that's what everybody was saying. So maybe I just missed it. after the final rose they said it? I didn't hear it on after the final rose, but that's what everybody was saying, so maybe I just missed it. Yeah, I think they said it there. That's fucking nuts, why would they do that? Oh my God, that's amazing, what are you talking about? How funny would it be if like some rich, old, silver fox, zaddy comes in there

and takes some like hot young blonde? Is that gonna happen? I don't know, some guys are into coogs, dude. Oh, I know. I think more guys. Dude, your mom, if your freaking mom didn't get married. I know. Dude, she'd crush.

They'd be coog hunting all night long. They'd be coming after. Here's a hot take. I think these days more younger guys are into older women than the opposite. Yeah. It just seems like very trendy these days for like younger men to be into older women.

This is my argument for why they need to have the goldens there, okay? And you know, it might be a dumpster fire in a good way or a bad way, or it could be beautiful. Who knows what's gonna happen. My thing is, if Bachelor in Paradise is supposed to be a microcosm of real life, it's supposed to be a singles retreat, right?

And that singles retreat, there aren't like age limits. It's supposed to be a singles retreat, right? And that singles retreats, there aren't like age limits, like anyone can go to a singles retreat. I assume I don't know, I've never been to a singles retreat, but I assume you can go to a singles retreat as a 20 year old or as a 60 year old, you know, and you're just going to go meet some people. So if that's what it is, who's to say you know, love knows no age, love knows no time, I think, I don't know.

But we'll see. It also could come across super creepy, which should also be very funny. So, but also not, I don't know. We'll see, we'll see how it goes. All right, well, you got some things, bro? I'm gonna blame Matt here. So Matt, Matt's been down. We've been home for a week.

Yeah. And now he's gone. I dropped him off at the airport yesterday. And for the past week, I think one of the toughest things about our relationship is that we cannot agree on what to watch at night on TV. That's a big red flag. It's not great.

He hates all my shows. And like all he wants to watch are fucking documentaries and like war documentaries and alien documentaries, which I like one here and there. But then then I, you know, I'll watch an alien doc and then I need to watch Grey's Anatomy, you know, like there's got to be some balance. Can we start when he's in town, can we start getting on the show because he sounds like he's got some good stuff.

All right. I'm sure he does, but it's not stuff I want to watch. Doesn't matter. It's favorite stuff. And you know, at least he's coming some good stuff. All right. I'm sure he does, but it's not stuff I want to watch. Doesn't matter. It's favorite stuff. And you know, at least he's coming with some stuff. All right. Well, I don't know. But what happens is we sit there and we argue about, not argue, but we're like, we go back and forth. And what about this? What about that? What about this? What about that? For so long that we just both end up scrolling TikTok instead of then going to bed. It's terrible. Sarah and I like different stuff. Like she loves like American Idol. I hate that show.

I don't like that. I can't stand that show. She likes RuPaul's Jagrace. I don't care. I, it's fine. But I don't really care about it, you know? So there are a couple of things where I'm like, that's you dude.

What do you watch that she doesn't like? She doesn't care about sporting events, you know? So it's like, these are the things we're gonna separate. And then someone has to just be the, it's fine, whatever you wanna put on, let's put on. Let's do it at night. Someone's gotta just concede. But that sucks.

You guys are both stubborn, obviously. Oh my God, you have no idea. But yeah, so that's the tea. We both do enjoy watching 1923. I think I like it more than he does, but he at least like, will watch it. I just watched the new episodes last night. I'm on the side of TikTok that is just trolling Taylor Sheridan for how shitty the season is this year. Like people are fucking pissed that A, it's taking so long for anything

to happen. Spencer and Alex are on this journey to Montana and it's like we're on episode seven and they're still not even close. And then there's a lot of people also up in arms about a lot of the like there's scenes with like hookers and bondage and like you know abuse of women and all that stuff there's a lot of that that people are fed up with they're like all right like one or two episodes show a little bit of it sure because you know that shit did happen back then and whatever but it's like every fucking episode there's so much screen time dedicated to that. It is getting a little old, but I think there's only two episodes left.

I think it's gonna be a little anti-climactic. I honestly think he's just gonna kill off everyone, and I think everyone's gonna be pissed. That's my theory. Are you caught up on White Lotus? I have not been able to get it. Matt hasn't ever seen it, so I couldn't watch it while he was here.

But I'm kind of okay with you spoiling it if you want to talk about it. There's nothing really to spoil, but the last episode we get really close to, I think, the ending. My theory about the Monkees being the shooters, I'm not sure if I believe that anymore. I like it.

The dynamic between the three girlfriends, I think, is fantastic. It just continues to get really, really good. Walton Goggins, his whole storyline is very interesting. It makes you want to, it makes you think that the violence is going to come from him. But I don't think it is. The Russians, I think, are the ones definitely who stole the jewelry. What I think is going to be is that they're going to come in there like guns ablaze

and like the cops are for the Russians. But the family from North Carolina, the father's going to think they're there for him because you know of the FBI being after him. And I think that's going to go sideways. And so it's gonna be a big misunderstanding. And that's why there's gonna be some gunfire. Interesting. It's very good. The other thing is I finished Severance and I know that you don't watch Severance. So everything you hoped and dreamed? Great ending, by the way. This will be a spoiler.

Give me 30 seconds to say what my thing, my theory is. At the end when Mark decides not to go with his old wife, he thought was dead. When any Mark decides not to go out for Audi, Mike, and stays with Heli, I think that Heli is not Heli, but Helena or whatever. She's the Audi. Remember when I think it was John Tatura's character said Heli was never cruel. That look that she gives to the wife through the door is cruel like I got him, he's mine. And that made me think that that's not Heli.'s the Audi but also it proves its point upon itself the whole thing is trying to figure out a way the severance is so good that the innie has no

semblance of the importance of the Audi's things right and vice versa and he like passes the final test. I'm staying in here because I have absolutely no connection to the outside. That is in of itself companies proving its point. I don't know. Anyways, fantastic show dude, Ben Stiller, you're a killer. But I do have some new stuff that I think you're gonna love. Okay, well quickly, you have already brought it up forever ago, but Matt and I did watch The Gorge

and we loved it. Oh yeah, this was good, right forever ago, but Matt and I did watch The Gorge and we loved it. Oh yeah, this was good, right? Yeah, it was really good. At first I was thought that the whole whatever's living in The Gorge, I was like, I'm not sure this is gonna be that good. Like I was worried it was gonna be a little bit cheesy, but it turned out being okay.

Yeah, it was cool. It's a fun adventure. Yeah, I really liked it. I love Miles Teller so much, he's great. Yeah, and Anya Taylor-Joy. Yeah, they was cool. I it's a fun adventure. Yeah, I really liked it. I love Miles Teller so much. He's great. Yeah, and Anya Taylor Joy. Yeah, they're both great. Oh, that's a cute little relationship, you know. So cute. Like, like some of the dialogue with their relationship was a little cheesy.

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Oh, no. Now, if you don't remember who Natalia Grace is. Oh, we all remember. Yeah, she's the little person that was adopted by the family, and the family was like, this is not a little, she's not seven years old, she's really 21, they changed her birthday, they sent her off to go live in an apartment by herself, but she's a little person, and it was like a three story walk up. First season is amazing. Second season

is fantastic. But anyways, there's now the final chapter, Natalia grace. The second season ends with her new adopted family who was like super religious, calling the producers being like, she's not who we thought she was. She's a sociopath. You guys are right. We don't know what's going on. She's a sociopath. You guys are right. We don't know what's going on. That's how it ends. That's how the second season ends.

So then you're like, oh my God, was all the things that the first family was saying, was it true? So it starts up in the third season with the family being like, you guys gotta come and fly out here. We gotta film this thing because we don't wanna get like the story sideways.

She's got this boyfriend, this boyfriend's turning her on us and then the producers throw a little bit of a curve ball where they're like, this might all be true, but this family that adopted her, let's look into them. And it's totally a cult. They have tried to start this cult. He calls himself Bishop, he has no affiliation and they just make money. They siphon all the money from her that they get

in there being like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's crazy, huh? All the while they're like digging into this guy and this family and like how messed up they are. Anyways, it's fantastic. Wow. Natalia Grace, the final chapter on HBO Max. Well, this favorite show.

So good. I do have a new show that I absolutely love. Okay. Everyone's kind of talking about it right now, but it's the studio. Have you not heard of it? No, what network is it on? It is on Apple.

Written by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldbergs. That's like his like writing partner for like Superbad and all those movies that they did follows a legacy Hollywood movie studio striving to survive in a world where it is increasingly difficult for art and business to live together. The studio on Apple TV plus starring. Wait for it. This cast is amazing. Seth Rogen, Catherine O'Hara, Ike Barinholtz, Catherine Hahn, Peter Berg, Steve Buscemi, Zac Efron, Martin Scorsese. What's the main guy from

Breaking Bad? That guy. Everyone is in this thing. So he's like one down from being the studio head. And it opens with the studio head getting fired by the guy from Breaking Bad. Okay. She's like made like 10 flops in a row and whatever. It's Seth Rogen and Ike Barinholtz are the two guys who are like right underneath her, who are like, it's gonna be me.

Anyways, it turns out being Seth Rogen, the character is like someone who like loves movies and loves like good movies, But he gets the job. You know, he's got to play this balancing act of like making like big movies or making films. And it's just so funny. Like he goes to set and he ruins everything like no one wants him there on set. But he's like the studio head. So he gets to be there. That's a very funny scene. The head of the studio,

the guy played by, what is his name? Bryan Cranston. Yeah, so Bryan Cranston's character, guess what, I'm about to buy an amazing piece of IP. I'm gonna buy the Kool-Aid, man. I'm gonna buy Kool-Aid, and I wanna make movies with Kool-Aid.

He's like, Barbie did it, we can do it. We're doing it with Kool-Aid. Seth Ruggins is like, what the fuck type of movie do you make with Kool-Aid. He's like, Barbie did it, we can do it. We're doing it with Kool-Aid. Seth Ruggins like, what the fuck type of movie do you make with Kool-Aid? You know, like this is bullshit. Anyways, they get like a bunch of writers to try to figure something out. They come up with like a kind of a good story,

but it's like not great because it's Kool-Aid, you know? And then Martin Scorsese comes to him and he's like, I've got a script for a movie that I wanna make about the Jonestown Massacre. And I don't know if you remember what the Jonestown Massacre was, but it was a cult where everyone died, and how they died is they all drank Kool-Aid. Ha-ha-ha!

Got it. So Seth Rogen's character's like, oh, my God, I want to buy this. This is perfect. And then, of course, everyone comes to their senses and being like, you want to have the company that we're about to buy be the thing that kills a bunch of people? Like, no, you can't do that.

And obviously, everything kind of goes sideways. Catherine O'Hara plays the old head of the studio that gets fired. And so she's just beside herself, but she has some leverage. Anyways, it's a little bit insider baseball. Like if you've never like worked in television or movies and not that saying that like I've worked

in like this size of stuff, but it is a little bit of insider baseball where you're like, oh God, the studio heads here. Oh, the network notes, like all that kind of stuff. Like I think you would appreciate it and your sister, but just because it's Evan Goldberg and Seth Rogen writing it like intrinsically very, very funny. Anyways, the studio, highly recommend.

Sounds great. And it's a show or movie? Yeah, it's a show. There's only two episodes out right now, but it's definitely my new one. Your new thang. My new thang. Okay.

Okay, I have a question for you. This is gonna sound like I smoke weed, which I don't. The phrase, how come? It makes no sense. Okay. So what does how come mean? Like why, right? Why? Sure. How would you use how come? Like if you said, I'm going to go. Yeah, I'm going to play golf in Iceland. I'm going to say how come. Yeah. Right. Is that how? Yeah. Yeah. Right. Perfect. Exactly. But then if you break it down, how come coming? Where are we going? How come? Yeah. Does. Right. That's perfect. Exactly. But then if you break it down, how, come, coming,

where are we going? How come? Yeah. It doesn't mean how come. You would say, why are you going to Iceland? How come? I gotta say, I feel like I don't say this phrase much. Yeah, but you hear it all the time and you never have been like, okay,

this is what this thing means is why, why are you doing this? How come? It does mean why. Yeah, but then when you think about the words, how come? Ah, it makes some sense. Why do we do that? I don't know. Also-

Is it like a Southern thing or no? How come? How come? But also like, it's like, how are you coming? How did you come here? How did you get here? How come? How? It doesn't make any sense. The other one is you're welcome when someone says thank you say you're welcome Well, you're welcome means that you're you're well, you you can stay here. You're welcome here, you know Not don't worry about it anytime. No worries

Anything for you not you're welcome. What the fuck does that mean? anything for you, not you're welcome. What the fuck does that mean? The only thing that you could say you're welcome to for it to make sense in this context was, thank you for letting me stay at your house. You're welcome here, of course. So like as an adjective, the word welcome can mean very pleasing because much needed or desired, allowed or invited to do

a specific thing or used to indicate that one is relieved to be relinquishing the control or possession of something to another. Like you're welcome to it. I feel like the word welcome has like a lot of meanings. That's just an adjective. It's still a tough one though. How come? How come welcome?

How come we use welcome? And if you break that down, how come we use welcome? Makes no sense if you think about it. How come is used to ask why something has happened or is it true? It is a short form of how did it come about that? How did it come about that? How did it come about that? Okay. And it's just someone got fucking lazy and decided to say how come?

We should go back to how come? How did it come about that? Okay. But that's stupid. I don't want to say that. Yeah. How did it come about that? British people say how comes.

How comes? How comes it? Yeah. How comes it? Fascinating. Or they derf. How come you're derfing? You're welcome to derf. All right, I got some fun stuff. This is a legitimate question to you as a woman. I saw this on TikTok and it interests me. Is it true that when you fart sometimes the fart goes up into your vagina? Yes. Yeah, I kind of like it when that happens. What?

But you know what? What? Luke, don't film it. I'm filming me. They don't know who you are. Tell me the truth. When you have a bush, it happens less. Okay, when you have a bush, it happens less.

Also, I just imagine this is Matt talking. It's just some Australian guy, but it's not. Ah ha ha ha. It feels nice. Yeah, it feels real nice. I don't know why it feels nice, but it feels really nice. Sometimes it happens and it'll just ride up. But sometimes it happens and it goes to a spot

and it sits there and you're like, wow, if I move a certain way, I can keep it there. What? Like a fart bubble. In your vagina? And then can you fart if you get it out? Does it make a sound? No. No it just must do this. Yeah. Right. Do you ever fart up into your dick? No. The hardest part happens when it feels really good. Okay. When you're in the bathtub and you have a huge fart. Okay. And you're in the bathtub and you have a huge fart and you're sitting so that all the air comes up the front so it's like

in the bath if you have a big fart and multiple bubbles and the pressure goes all the way up so even though it's not stuck necessarily in your vagina lips it's still going in front of your clit. So it's like vibrating your vagina. Yeah. Uh-huh. You guys...

No. You guys can masturbate via farting? I don't think so. I mean, that's an amazing skill. That's never happened to you. No, here's the thing. It can't be like the fart can't be in your vagina. I mean, I guess I think what she I think the only thing it could do is like instead of coming out out the back, it comes up the front, right? Yeah, it still comes out of your butt. But like, instead of going backwards, maybe it goes forward. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it's not going coming out of your vagina. That's insane. I don't know why I have tears. Let us know. Sound off. Call us up. I need to know about farting into your vagina. Does it feel good though, Brandy? No. Also, I just like don't fart a lot. I'm just not a very gassy person. I'm serious. Really? Matt and I were just talking about this. There's no way that's true. Yeah.

You fart. Rarely. I'm not that gassy. All right. I've never ever in my whole life heard my mom fart. Not one time, not ever in 57 years. That's because she's an angel. I've only been around for the 37.

Yeah. She's an angel and she's perfect. Okay. This one's very funny. This kind of goes back to the like, how come welcome thing I saw this and I was like, yeah, what I'm going around the mountain when she comes. So when she comes, it's going to be from around that mountain. Like that physical mountain when she's comes, she'll be around that mountain. The other interpretation is like, she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes like, she'll come when she comes.

It's like, is she coming? Like is she, is the saying when she's coming around the mountain, she's coming from that mountain or is the saying she's coming from the mountain, like she's coming around when she comes. I know exactly what she's talking about. A locale or a tie? What are we not getting?

I still don't know what the fuck you're saying. Do you get what I'm saying? I do. Okay. So she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes. She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes. She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. So is it, she'll be coming around the mountain

when she comes. So when she comes, she will be coming around a mountain. So there's a mountain in front of the house and she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes. Or is it saying she'll be coming around a mountain. So there's a mountain in front of the house and she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes. Or is it saying she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes. So she'll just be, when she comes, whenever that is, she'll be coming.

Does that make sense? Correct. So what is it? Is it asking about locale? It's both. So when she comes around the mountain, when she does it, she will be coming around the mountain. Whenever she's coming, that's when she's coming.

How come? How come? I can't reach. How come? How come you come around the mountain when you come? You're welcome. I wonder if she's welcome. You're so insane.

All right. Well, I've been derfing. Oh dude, you know who I'm? No, you haven't. Oh, I know, because my wife's in New York. So I gotta just, I gotta derf on myself. Derfing by yourself is just whacking off, by the way. Yeah. Do you know who this Sophie Powers girl is?

No. The way I found out about her is that she went on on American Idol as like she auditioned but I don't think she's got a huge star so she didn't need to do it but let me just find it. This is Sophie Powers on American Idol. I mean it's a tear-jerker for sure. Alright let's hit it. I had a pet lizard named George. He was cool, but he made me really bored. So I gave him to my mom and she loves him very much because animals are better than people.

That's true. They try to cancel me, cancel me, bother me, bother me, stop bothering me. I don't even like my job. Cairns, shut the f*** up. Vegans, shut the f*** up.arens, shut the f*** up. Vegans, shut the f*** up. Babies, shut the f*** up. Everyone needs to shut the f*** up. Laundry, shut the f*** up. War, shut the f*** up.

Dinosaurs, shut the f*** up. Everyone needs to shut the f*** up. Traffic, shut the f*** up. People, shut the f*** up. Groceries, shut the f*** up. Everyone needs to shut the f*** up. Groceries. Shut the f*** up. Everyone needs to shut the f*** up. That's it. How do you feel, Lionel? Is that recent?

I'm mortified! Yeah, so then I started looking into her music, and it's really good. You want to hear some Sophie Powers? I'd love to. Just kidding, it's a big one This is Hello Kitty boots on your neck, girl core Head banging like a kick drum Hold up, hold up Who are you? Who are they? Get up, get out

Someone get them out the way Once I got it in my sights now I'm about to get that right now Think it's time to let them know Everything I do is false Everything I do, hey Think it's time to let them know everything I do is girls. Everything I do, hey. I think it's time to let them know everything I do is girls.

All right, that's Sophie Powers. That's a song called Goals. You like it? It's very like Charli XCX. Yeah, her aesthetic's really crazy. She wears like a big blue wig and like a bandaid over her nose. I was gonna ask about the bandaid.

It's like, remember when, was that Nelly? Nelly, I think, yeah. Yeah, so it's like that. I do think he did that. Yeah, I got a feeling she's be a big star and you heard it here first, folks. Okay. I do some other songs that I've been liking on.

By the way, okay, so I got roasted by the YFT, so I played that DJO or whatever DJO song, Delete Show, which I loved so that is the guy from Stranger Things. Oh it is? Yes. Okay. Which I should have known that because I do love him and then he also made that Taco Bell commercial with Sarah but you know here it is I've been a big fan of this guy named Jesse Wells, not because of his last name, just because he is amazing. He's like the new Bob Dylan.

And this is a song called Anything But Me. ["Anything But Me"] I could relate to that. Should have been a lot of things. This is a guy named Jonah Keegan. This is a song called The Reaper that I liked a lot. Stop preachin' about shit you don't know about You got nothin' but time You're gonna live a long, long life Met a girl out in the desert and she told me how... Jonah Kagan, The Reaper.

It's very lightning 100 of you. It is very lightning 100 of me. I should ask Lieutenant Dan if they're playing that over there. Yeah. Yeah. You got anything? My sister announced her album is coming out May 30th. She's putting out an album and she's also putting out a film.

It's a little bit like a visual album, if you will. And she released the prequel today, prequel track, if you want to play a little bit of it. Prelude and there's something beautiful. Yeah. Okay. So she put out both the first two songs. Which one do you mean to play? I don't know. Maybe Prelude and there's something beautiful. Yeah. Okay, so she put out both both the first two songs Which one do we play? I don't know maybe prelude. Okay, just because it's like the prelude. Yeah sure. All right

What's going on? You got coming up I'm home for a couple weeks nice Yeah, I need to need to heal I need to that I need my sinuses to get their fucking shit together. Yeah, it's very sad. Weather here is shit dog shit. It's gonna rain all week. So yeah, you know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna start working on a lot of my music for the Sphere this week and doing some merch designs this week. You know, just admin. Just admin it up, baby. All right, YFTRS, we love you. If you want to call us up and leave some voicemails, 858-630-1856 is the number.

Hit us up. And yeah, that's all I got. I love you. Love you guys. Bye bye. See ya. This is some kind of creepy shit I gotta be honest with you. It's pretty fucking cool huh? to be shared.

All right, Wive tears. You're welcome. How come? How is she coming around the mountain? I don't know, Wells. She'll be derping when she comes around the mountain. Oh God. Could only hope. I don't think so.

She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes. She would need someone else to do that, right? You could derf with a horse. You know what I'm saying? No.