Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Ghosts and aliens and utilikilts... oh my!
Episode Date: July 31, 2019This week on YFT, Wells is back, Brandi joins him and his dogs in studio! Wells admits he was very impressed with Brandi and Kaitlynn's poo talk last week, and Brandi admits it is nice to have him bac...k. The pair discuss alien invasions, doomsday escape plans, Wells & Sarah's brush with the infamous Denver Airport creepiness, repeat voicemails from old people, and the equally frightening northwest trend of utilikilts. On a less scary note, the hosts count down the top Tom Hanks movies, chat Bachelorette rumors and predictions, and we hear the story of Brandi's photo shoot with her dad, a blown up unicorn, and (probably) lots of marijuana. Enjoy! Thanks to our awesome sponsors! QUIP - Go to GETQUIP.com/YFT right now, you can get your first refill pack for free BILLIE - Go to MyBillie.com/YFT for 10% your first razor order
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Look at how sweet Carl is.
What a sweet angel baby yeah slobber all over his face
that is true oh what a cute boy he feels clean did he get a bath yes he got a bath like
feels nice has he adjusted to the la life yeah but he got beat up by a corgi no what do you mean
he was staying at the dog hotel
and they called me and they're like, so we are washing him. And we noticed his foot was bleeding.
I was like, what happened? He's like, he got into a fight with a corgi. I was like,
you're telling me my dog got his ass kicked by a tiny little corgi. But then, so then I was looking
at his paws, his feet were fine. And then we woke up the next morning and there was blood in the
bed and we're like, what's going on? And then, then you know he's got this giant tail so i was like walking downstairs
and i grabbed his tail and he the cordial must have bit his tail really bad it was took a really
bad it's a really bad bite yeah but he gets really upset if you touch it he started to chew on it
he like he's been licking it a good bit when you get out let him. He doesn't want to be in here. Alright, do you want to do a podcast?
Do I have a bell?
Yeah, it's right there.
My coffee was blocking it.
Test your bell out.
Tell me if it's good.
Oh, it actually sounds nice.
You like that one?
Yeah.
Oh, yours sounds hard.
So I was like halfway through last week's podcast with Caitlin and realized we never intro'd the show.
Did you notice that?
Yes.
with caitlin and realized we never introed the show did you notice that yes i learned some things from listening to you do um our show without me it was hard was it yeah i really missed you yeah
yeah what did you say in the beginning you were like it's really wells's show it's just
here to feed his ego and i'm just here yeah that is not true at all and also don't say that out loud your jokes
you do laugh at my jokes I know they're funny you and Sarah both uh both appease me and I'm
sure it's not smart for my ego but you guys did great I like that the first thing you guys did
was go into talking about crapping I mean it's just an easy go-to I know but like that's that's
like the first play in the Wells Adams radio handbook is to talk about doo-doos.
I learned from the best, you know?
Yes!
But yeah, you did a great job.
Oh, thanks.
Caitlin's just quieter than me.
Yeah.
And so I felt like it was up to me to keep the momentum going.
Yeah.
But usually I leave that up to you.
I know. It's tough. Yeah. You usually I leave that up to you. I know.
It's tough.
Yeah.
You know?
How do you do this every day?
And like figure out your transitions and things.
Yeah.
I know, man.
It's brutal out there.
Well, thank you for doing that.
You're in LA.
We're probably in the same room, which is nice.
Insane.
You know?
I know.
Wow, what are you doing here?
Great question.
I, my family is so funny.
Like we'll go like months without seeing each other or doing anything together.
Like, everyone's doing their own thing.
And then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, every now and then, it'll happen where we just go everywhere together for a little while.
Yeah.
And right now is kind of one of those times where me and my mom and Miley specifically have just kind of been traveling together.
And it's been really fun. But Miley's been, was in Nashville all week last week. And I was here.
And so I flew back to Nashville with her, stayed all week. And then I had to be out here anyway
this weekend. So I just flew back with her and my mom yesterday. And it was great. We totally took
over the Delta flight we were on. They probably all hated us, but I thought it was a fun flight.
the delta flight we were on uh they probably all hated us but i thought it was a fun flight got back last night and i'm going to san diego on thursday to go stay at this like wellness retreat
place called the golden door oh have you heard of it no it looks really dope like you go so
technically i think you're supposed to stay a week but they're doing this like special
influencer thing i hate saying that okay but that's what i'm doing and we're doing this special influencer thing. I hate saying that. Oh, okay. But that's what I'm doing.
And we're doing two nights.
But it's cool.
You wake up and you go on a nature walk or a hike, depending on your physical ability.
And you come back and you have breakfast.
And then you do a fitness class.
And then you can lay by the pool.
And then you can get a massage, get your nails done.
It's like a whole health and wellness retreat place. Is this just you or you and Miley and your mom?
Miley and my mom are going.
This is me and a group of influencers. Well, I feel like miley is the biggest influencer of them all she is but
she has to go to kosovo she's a kosovo yes playing a show in kosovo i feel like we had a war in
kosovo recently i think you're right i hope she's okay well hopefully she'll bring peace and unity
peace and love no you know what it is? It's Dua Lipa.
It's from there.
Yep.
And she's hosting.
She is?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah.
And then she's putting on some festival over there.
And I think Miley's going over to like perform a couple songs or something.
I don't know.
That's cool.
Yeah.
But I can't go to that.
So I'm going to the retreat.
Dogs just love me.
I know all the dogs in the studio right now.
Hi, guys.
And then are you going somewhere else with your family?
We're going on a secret vacay.
Oh, my God.
I'll tell you guys next week about it because I'll be there.
Yeah.
Just like a few days.
We're just going on a getaway.
I love it when Miley wants to travel.
Yeah.
It's hard for her and Noah and my mom, too, because they travel for work so much.
Like their life is traveling.
Usually when there's time off, like everyone just wants to be at home which i totally understand but lately everyone's really been
wanting to travel which is great yeah all right so you're going on a special let me ask you this
just so i can get like an idea of where you're going okay how many hour flight are we talking
about because i'm going from the west coast it's about 15 hours of travel time i know i know
you're gonna hang a left?
You're hanging a left? No, I'm not hanging a left.
Oh, my God.
I know.
I got to go all the way back across the U.S.
Yeah.
It's brutal.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm talking about hanging a left when you get on the plane.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah.
So the first flight, because it's across the U.S., is just like a regular plane.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But then the second plane, I'm hanging a left.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah.
Over the ocean. I forgot about that conversation. And then the second plane, I'm hanging a lot. Okay. Yeah. Over the ocean.
I forgot about that conversation.
And then.
What do you got?
You know what happens in two weeks?
Episode 2A of Bachelor in Paradise?
No.
Okay.
Mikkel Huseman gets here.
No way.
Wait, do I get to meet him or what?
Yeah.
Is he coming out to LA? Yeah, for two days.
What day?
We get here the 28th.
Okay.
Leave the 30th.
I'm literally bringing him here.
Of August?
Uh-huh.
Okay.
But he gets to Nashville in two weeks.
Okay.
I'm literally bringing him here to meet my family that can't travel and a handful of
friends.
I'm not taking him to West Hollywood.
I'm not taking him to LA.
He's flying in and out of Burbank with me and we're staying right in this area interesting yeah well that's exciting by the
way I was listening back to episodes you were why because I just do that I don't know what where
when do you have all this free time I live in LA now so I'm stuck in traffic all the time that's
true once you finish like a new episode it pops back like an old one. It does.
And so I was listening
and by the way
there's an episode
where you say
Michelle Huseman's
real name a bunch of times.
Well I've said it
on Olivia's podcast too.
It's like it is what it is.
Why are you giving
Olivia the scoop?
I didn't mean to.
Dog.
I didn't mean to.
Alright you wanna start
the show?
We probably should yeah.
Probably.
You or me?
Me.
Go.
Bros and hoes you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with...
Well, Sam Brandt.
What's the alt intro?
Buckle up, boys and girls.
You're getting...
I don't know.
I was reading...
This is kind of a funny fuck you very much.
I was reading some of the reviews and someone was like, stop trying to make buckle your
seatbelts, boys and girls, a thing.
No.
It's not going to happen.
Like,
oh,
okay.
Well,
I think it's funny.
They actually liked the bros and hoes intro.
Yeah,
I know.
I can't believe that stuck.
Yeah.
That's just in Colorado.
Is that where you were?
Yeah.
I was wondering.
Estes Park.
We stayed in the hotel that the shining was based off of oh my mom wants to go there really
bad yeah uh it's pretty creepy is it not gonna lie the hotel's called the stanley and there's
like a new one called the aspire at the stanley and that's like in a different part of the property
and a smaller thing and um yeah that's where we stay because uh terrified of ghosts and yeah you really are
terrified of ghosts yeah my two biggest fears are ghosts and spiders have we not gone over this
they suck mikhail huisman is gonna want to change your mind about spiders he's really trying to
change mine no he loves them shut up so dumb um what were you in colorado for a wedding yeah it was like one of my best buds
weddings like from high school sarah posted is phenomenal i know of you too so it was cool so
it was in estes park right like out of normal like um church or whatnot and then after the
wedding we jumped on a trolley and we went up the mountain and then took our wedding photos
up on the mountain oh that's cool it was a really good idea and it was beautiful.
Got you.
But it was crazy.
It hailed during the wedding.
It did?
Yeah, I don't know.
Colorado's weird.
Colorado is weird.
Does your friend live there?
Yeah.
Is he from there?
Is that why they picked that place?
Yeah, they live in Denver, him and his wife.
I miss Denver.
Yeah, it was so nice.
We had a great time.
And also, the hotel that we stayed at, the Stanley, was also where Dumb and Dumber shot that scene of, like,
going to sit at the bar and put out the vibe.
What?
I didn't know they shot so much in Colorado.
Yeah, I know.
Because it's supposed to be a little place called Aspen.
The beer flows like wine when the women instinctively flock to the salmon of Capistrano.
Colorado is so great.
Yeah, so, yeah.
Estes Park, beautiful. One of my favorite things. wine when the women instinctively flock to the salmon of Capistrano. Colorado is so great. Yeah. So yeah. Esse's Park.
Beautiful.
One of my favorite things.
That photo is one of my favorite things, especially your comment, because it's so true.
What?
Your ass non-existent.
Oh, I know.
But okay.
So, okay.
So in the picture, if you haven't seen it, it's, I'm lifting Sarah up.
So I'm like, I'm grabbing her under her butt and we're kissing.
And in the background, there's, go look at the picture.
It's so beautiful.
And then there's the Rocky Mountains and the Continental Divide
behind us. But like because I'm
hoisting her up I'm
pelvicking forward.
Right. Is that your excuse? Yeah so my butt
is in that like clenched thing
anyways. But yeah I don't have an ass
and that's just the truth of the matter.
It is true. And I'm sorry about it.
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things bruh all i did on the flight yesterday yeah is read recursion yeah i'm almost done oh yeah
it is so good i told. How does he do it?
Well, there's similar storylines, you know, like one's about alternate universes or alternate realities.
Dark Matter is.
Yeah. And this one's about like.
Almost like time travel.
It's definitely time travel.
But so is the other one kind of.
True.
It's more about like changing your reality.
Yeah.
True. It's more about like changing your reality.
It's not like in in in dark matter, you couldn't control where where what reality you went to.
Really? It took a while for them to figure out how to control it.
In this one, you can definitely change the reality. Uh huh. But with limitations.
Oh, dude, the book is so good.
It's so good. but it is a mind trip
like yeah especially in the last several pages like where i'm at right now where i'm almost done
with it like there's so much happening yeah every other sentence that like i almost can't keep up
and i i have to like slow down and be like okay wait i need to reread that and really like slowly
visualize what all is happening here yeah it's insane's insane. Dude, Recursion is a great,
is one of the better books I've read in a very long time.
Isn't it great?
I actually think it's better than Dark Matter.
Hell yeah, better.
I think also I'm just further removed from Dark Matter at this point.
Yeah, that's true.
So I maybe need to go back and listen or read that again.
Uh-huh.
Once I finish Recursion, I'll have an opinion.
How the heck am i gonna wait
for this netflix movie i don't know i need it to happen now yeah since i've done the show i've read
two different books oh my gosh so dorky okay so i read i well i told you about it last time at
station 11 and it's like post-apocalyptic like the world kind of ends after this like crazy georgian flu and then it just follows this um band of symphony slash actors who travel around the new world like doing shakespeare
and like but they run into a lot of walking dead type situations but then it also like because
it's cutting back to right before the the kind of fall of man whatever. I would say not one of my favorite things,
but pretty good.
Okay.
Especially if like you're into post-apocalyptic.
It's not zombies,
but it's like the world is ending
and like people are doing kind of shitty things,
like get by.
Why do people love an end of the world movie or story?
I don't know.
We love it though.
We do.
Why?
I don't know. It's so depressing. Okay do. Why? I don't know. So depressing.
Okay, so I might be different than everybody else, but
the reason why I love it is because I'm always like, I can deal with this.
I can deal with this. Really? I'll be good at this.
And you know what's weird is because I've been
watching and reading a lot of them recently,
I've been thinking about like
exit strategies. What do you mean?
Okay, so I have a cool old
Land Cruiser that can literally go anywhere.
Okay, so we were talking, maybe we talked about this before, but like if the world's ending,
I got a plan.
You do?
Yes.
I got to make my dad build that bunker he's been talking about for the past two decades.
Yeah, I don't think that's the answer.
You don't?
I think you got to get to high ground.
But you can't take roads.
So you have my Land Cruiser that can go to-
I just got a Jeep.
You did?
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Four-wheel drive?
Yeah.
All right.
So here's what you got to do. I didn't buy it beforehand. I just got a Jeep. You did? Mm-hmm. All right. Four-wheel drive? Yeah. All right. So here's what you got to do.
I didn't buy it beforehand.
I just owned it.
But I have fence cutters, like wire cutters.
You've got wire cutters?
Like really strong ones.
You do?
Yeah, because I put up a fence in my old place.
Sure.
Yeah, and I killed a guy.
That's more what it sounds like.
Don't cross me.
So then you get one of those.
You pack everything up. Got to have a bunch of gas on hand. You got to get that. But don't worry. It's then you get one of those you pack everything up gotta have a bunch of gas on hand i gotta get that but don't worry it's coming it's coming then then you go stay off the
roads because the roads can get stuck you know with like all the cars gonna break down yeah you
get off road and then you go to high ground all right you find a peak and you start driving up
there you run into fences oh guess what guess what I got? Wire cutters.
I used to kill that guy that one time.
You get up to the top.
You also need a gun.
Sorry.
You also need some warm clothes if you're going up to that elevation.
Of course.
You got to have like a get the hell out of here pack.
I think there's a name for that.
Like an emergency pack?
Yeah, I don't know.
But anyways, that's my thought.
Good work.
Good work.
If you have a high ground, man, people try to come up and take your stuff.
No, no.
That's true. Pick them off. So what's the high ground around here that you're
eyeballing i've looked a couple places i don't want to get it out you don't want to give them
away because then people are going to come try to come hang out with me oh my gosh colorado is
probably a great place to be probably but it's cold there i actually think i think that los
angeles is probably the best place because it's tempered all year round but there's so many people
trying to get out of the same small place yeah Yeah, but they can't get up to my mountain
peak.
Okay, so I read another book
that I really liked a lot. It's a new James Patterson
novel. Do you love James Patterson?
Okay, so I think this is the first James Patterson book I've
read. Okay, I'm not
crazy about it. Obviously, he's like
a murder mystery
guy. Like the guy. Yeah.
The reason why I missed last episode is because we were actually
up in my hometown kind of doing a little
bit of like see the family engagement
party thing. So
Sarah by the way is like
anti books on tape.
Same girlfriend.
Yeah. And then we had a long drive.
Guess who's all
aboard books on Tape?
That's right.
We read James Patterson's, listen to James Patterson's, new book called Unsolved.
I think I've seen that on the shelves at the airport.
It's good, man.
It is.
Okay, so main character is this girl, Emmy.
She's a data analyst for the FBI. And her claim to fame is that she caught this crazy serial killer called Graham way back in the day.
So she's kind of famous.
But she's still just a data analyst.
So, like, a lot of the bigwigs, higher-ups, the men in the FBI don't really take her seriously.
And she's been following this, like, crazy theory that there's a guy out there
killing,
there's another serial killer
out there killing people,
but making it look like
it's natural causes.
And so it's like her
trying to like fight
to get people to be convinced
that this is true
and no one's believing it.
And then crazy shit goes down.
And there's a love story in there.
Love that.
And social activists.
It's a good book.
Really liked it. Alright.
Might give it a go then. Yeah.
So anyways, that's my two
suggests. Love it. Caitlin
made some really good suggestions last week.
I just bought the one
she talked about called Burial Rites.
It's the one that's set in Iceland. Have you been to Iceland
yet? No. You gotta go.
Okay.
You would love it.
Okay.
You and Tara would love.
But I just bought that one
and as I was buying it on Amazon
with a little quote there at the top
was like,
now being turned into a major motion picture
starring Jennifer Lawrence.
Oh, really?
Which is really exciting, yeah.
So I'm gonna read the book this week on the trip.
All right, tell me how it is
because I need a new one.
Yeah, sounds great.
I mean, the thing about going into like a deep Stephen King wormhole.
Have you read anything besides The Outsider?
I read Under the Dome and I started The Shining.
I mean, I've seen The Shining, but like, I don't know.
Like there's so many good things he's done and I've never like put down a Stephen King book and was like, that sucked.
Really?
You know?
things he's done and I've never like put down a Stephen King book and was like that sucked really you know I watched a movie of his called Dreamcatcher oh yeah in high school I think yeah
and I hated it and I walked out in the middle and it like scarred me for life yeah and now I have a
bad connotation with Stephen King do you remember that movie yes but weird as all hell that's the
point of Stephen King is to scar you for life. It scarred me.
Yes, I know.
That and Poltergeist.
Dude, I know.
My mom let me watch that as a 12-year-old, and that was a big mistake.
Dude, or The Exorcist.
I never watched that.
Don't, don't.
I can't do it.
Do not watch The Exorcist.
Do not watch The Exorcism of Emily Rose.
I've never seen it.
If you want to sleep, don't do that.
Just Exorcist, Exorcism, anything is not for me.
No, it's not for me either. Because that stuff's real i think yeah agreed it scares me it's very scary
but i don't want to talk about too much because i feel like if i talk about it then it's gonna
happen i know did you ever watch that movie the fifth kind no a lot of people hated it and said
it sucked but it scared the p out of me and i'm still scarred from it yeah and it was about um
everyone people are gonna write in and be like that movie sucked but like it scared me so bad it's set in alaska just troll yourself there yeah
it's set in alaska and you know like true facts the disappearance rate in alaska is like oh yeah
so high oh yeah people disappear and so this movie is filmed as a documentary almost like it it starts the film by saying this is a true story
yeah and it starts with that fact and then like all these people are researching what they think
are alien abductions but it turns into like demonic real quick it's very scary all right
i don't want to give it away somebody wants to give it a go is it getting a day or not it scared
the shit out of me so if you want to be wants to give it a go. Do you suggest it? Is it getting a ding or not a ding? It scared the shit out of me. So if you want to be scared, maybe give it a go.
I watched this documentary.
Speaking of kind of like sci-fi stuff.
Yeah.
On Netflix.
It's about this guy named Bob Lazar.
That sounds familiar.
So it's a documentary about a guy who worked at Area 51 named Bob Lazar.
You going to be at the raid or what?
Dude, no, but like after watching this documentary,
I believe him.
You do?
I do.
So the story goes that he worked at Area 51.
He was part of the team that had to de-engineer the UFO
that they found.
He was like a scientist for like propulsion.
That was like his thing.
He explains like how,
I'm going to butcher how,
like the science of it all,
but he explains how it works.
And basically it's,
I think he called it anti-gravity.
And so basically what happens
is there's this element called element 51, I think.
No, no, element 251 or something.
I don't know, whatever.
151 whatever
picardy this element can distort gravity and then they have these things that like shoot at this
element in the spacecraft that amplify the gravity distortion the way that like we propel things is
we shoot shit out of the back right like a jet engine shoots compressed air out of the back a rocket shoots jet fuel out of the back a plane a prop plane uses wind pressure and it shoots it backwards
and you go forward this creates a like basically a hole in gravity and the ship can fall through it
and the way he explains it he's like think about if you got a bowling ball and you put it on your bed and then you put a tennis ball on the other end of it.
Now, because the bowling ball is heavier and it's pulling it down, it's going to make the tennis ball fall towards it.
So anyways, that's how he's like, that's how it works.
Like that's how space travel works for aliens or whatever.
He says he went to like caltech
and then mit there is no evidence of him going there he said he worked at like this one this
one like science thing before moving to government area 51 they can't find any evidence of it but
there's like newspaper clippings where it's like the team of so-and-so and he's in it you know
yeah so he's like yeah the government just went and just erased all of the stuff that like
I said I did.
That's scary.
Yeah.
And so just look up Bob Lazar, L-A-Z-A-R on Netflix and it'll come up.
It was good.
Dang.
And I believe it.
Yeah.
All right.
Speaking of space.
Yeah.
Did you see that something almost hit the earth and wiped out a whole city?
Yeah, I did.
What was that?
I don't know.
It was an asteroid.
Asteroid?
Yeah.
That's a little scary.
Emerald.
Do you think it's real?
Do I think asteroids are real?
Do you think that it almost hit the earth and almost wiped out a city the other day?
I think that it probably came close.
But you know how, like, it's really, remember in Apollo 13 when they were talking about re-entry?
Yes.
And it's like trying to hit, you know, a razor blade or whatever with a bullet.
It's so hard to get the exact.
So I think that the thing about the asteroid thing is like, yeah, probably it's close, but it's like maybe not that close.
Or maybe the odds of it actually coming through the atmosphere is just so slim.
Well, and I think the asteroid has to be big enough.
This is such dork talk.
But I think the asteroid has to be big enough because when it comes into the
atmosphere, a lot of it gets burnt up.
Yeah, that's true. You know? Yeah.
After reading Recursion, where all that crap
happens, like goes down,
then all the asteroid talk, I'm like,
is the world gonna end?
No, it's not. It's like a lot of bad
omens in the air. Every
generation thinks the world's gonna end. It doesn't.
That's so true.
You know?
Yeah.
Can I go on a little bit of a rant here about something that pisses me off?
Please do.
People who text like one or two words at a time.
Uh-huh.
But text a lot of information.
It's like just put it all in one fucking text.
Yeah.
Or maybe two.
Yeah.
But I don't need like, yeah, sent.
On the way.
Sent. Want me to pick anything up? Sent. Sent. But I don't need like, yeah, sent. On the way, sent.
Want me to pick anything up?
Sent.
ETA, 17 minutes, sent.
Just fucking get here.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Totally, totally.
I can't stand it.
Also, another thing, old people.
You guys know that we can see who's calling us on our phones, right?
I think you had talked about it last week, but my mom does the exact same thing.
Yeah.
Hi, sweethearts, mom.
Yeah.
No shit.
I know.
Your name pops up in very large letters on my phone.
Your picture comes up for me.
Oh, that's so funny.
Oh, my gosh.
I just don't understand. It's from a by's from a bygone era but I live in that
bygone era too or you call people and be like hey mrs. brand is Alex there this is Wells I
remember that but yeah we're past it yeah very past my grandmother does that she'll call me and
leave me like four voicemails in a row hey this, this is Mammy. And I've tried to explain to her over and over,
like when you leave me,
when you call me four times in a row,
it doesn't mean the call's not going through.
It means I'm busy and I'm not answering.
Like do not leave four voicemails
in a five minute period.
But like I think she thinks
because I don't answer it means,
oh, the call didn't go through.
I gotta try again.
Or she didn't get that voicemail.
I gotta leave another one. Yeah.
It's insane.
I have a game I want to play. A game?
Kind of. I don't know. Sarah and I were doing
this. Okay. Your favorite
Tom Hanks movie. You've got mail.
Wow, you went quick on that.
It's one of my favorite movies of all time. Over Sleepless in
Seattle? Yep. Wow. Yeah.
Let's just go through them real quick. Okay. Just real quick.
I don't even have this pulled up. I'm just gonna go through, like, my Rolodex of movies. Okay. Okay? Big. Wow. Yeah. Let's just go through them real quick. Okay. Just real quick. I don't even have this pulled up. I'm just gonna go through like my
Rolodex of movies. Okay. Okay?
Big. Never saw that. What?
Who else is in that? Well, it's just Tom Hanks.
And I don't even know.
He's not the only actor in the movie.
Do you know the premise of Big?
I don't think. Is there any YSU's out there that haven't seen
Big, including Brandy? Gotta watch.
Go see it immediately. We'll download
for the flight. it's two young boys
who go to a fair and they run into a fortune teller automated fortune teller called zoltar
i think that's his name tom hanks's little boy character is sad because he's too little
and so he wishes to be big and the next morning he wakes up and he's full-grown tom hanks no living
in the little boy's house and so then he has to flee the house because the parents think that
he's been kidnapped yeah and they think that like this giant man kidnapped him and then he's got to
figure out how to live and his best friend is like awesome it's like helping him out the entire time
um and he ends up going and working for a toy store.
And of course, because he's actually a kid,
he kills it at this job because he knows what kids want.
And then it's all about his journey
about trying to find Zoltar again
and wish to be back to being little again.
And this one's your favorite Tom Hanks movie?
It's just one of them.
Oh.
Oh my God.
Yes, Sleepless in Seattle.
That one's good, yeah.
Yes, You've Got Mail.
You've Got Mail's a classic.
There's a great one called Money Pit that's like early Tom Hanks.
Never saw.
About him and his wife buying this shithole house and trying to fix it up.
And it's so funny.
Never saw.
What?
Yeah, no.
Okay, let's go into.
I'm too young for that movie.
And then you have the ones that he won.
Oh, oh, oh.
Joe vs. the Volcano.
We've talked about that before. That's one of my favorite rom-coms of all time. Never seen. It's him and Meg won. Oh, oh, oh. Joe vs. the Volcano. We've talked about that before.
That's one of my favorite rom-coms of all time.
Never seen.
It's him and Meg Ryan.
Early him and Meg Ryan.
Oh, we have talked about that.
Yes.
It's fantastic.
Meg Ryan plays like four characters.
It's amazing.
Weird.
Then let's go into the things that he won like Oscars for.
Yeah.
Philadelphia.
Forrest Gump.
Forrest Gump's classic.
Apollo 13.
Uh-huh.
Great movie.
You know?
Yeah.
The Green Mile's so great.
Great movie.
You know who wrote that book? No. Stephen King. Oh, really? Yeah. I didn't know that. You know? Yeah. The Green Mile's so great. Great movie. You know who wrote that book?
No.
Stephen King.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
Saving Private Ryan.
Oh, that one's good.
Castaway?
I never saw that.
Oh, I love Castaway.
A lot of people gave it crap because it was just Tom Hanks for three hours, but I loved
it because I was like, oh, what about Toy Story?
Toy Story, yeah.
Are you kidding me?
Did you ever watch Sully?
Yes.
I didn't see that either. What? I love it. Oh, what about Toy Story? Toy Story, yeah. Are you kidding me? Did you ever watch Sully? Yes. I didn't see that either.
What?
I love it.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, sorry.
I feel like I always do that.
So I was just telling Sarah.
Yeah.
I can never remember when I pull up.
Yeah.
Which side her car's on.
Yeah.
She was like, you want to know how you remember?
And I was like, yeah.
She goes, she's always right.
Oh, God.
I like it.
Yes.
It's not wrong. You're not it yes it's not wrong you're not wrong all right okay so we were going through the movies da vinci code pretty good never saw that did you ever read that book no why is he
in the carly ray jefferson i really like you video short not really sure about that but you know he's
diversifying his portfolio captain Captain Phillips was great.
That was good too. Catch Me If You Can.
Great movie. A League of Their
Own? That one was great.
What are you talking about?
That thing you do?
That thing you do is a classic.
I quit.
I quit.
Turner and Hooch?
He's got so many good freaking movies.
He does.
So anyways, to answer your question.
He looks insane in Big, just FYI.
I think Big.
Big was the year after I was born.
Cut me some slack here.
You've seen Back to the Future.
Yeah, I guess.
It's the same thing?
I guess so.
Anyways, you need to watch Big.
Seriously.
Okay.
I'm going with Big on that. It's your fave? It's my fave. I'm serious. That's how need to watch Big. Seriously. Okay. I'm going with Big on that.
It's your fave?
It's my fave.
I'm serious.
That's how good it is.
All right.
And then I'm going to go.
Oh, man.
I don't know.
I know.
Saving Private Ryan was amazing.
You're all good anyways.
Have you seen The Lion King yet?
No, and I don't want to.
Really?
I don't know why, but I just don't care.
Oh. Noah saw it last night. Did she like it? I haven't talked to her yet. No, and I don't want to. Really? I don't know why, but I just don't care. Oh.
Noah saw it last night.
Did she like it?
I haven't talked to her yet.
It's getting bad reviews.
I know.
Just saying.
You know who's going to be devastated?
Who?
Mikael.
Why?
Because he loves lions.
He wants to see The Lion King.
I mean, he can still see it.
I'm just saying, like...
He's going to be devastated if it's bad.
We've talked about this before.
Like, you shouldn't remake things that were classics.
Because you'll never be able to do it justice because people hold that thing to a standard
a standard that can't be because it also came at them at a different part of their life you know
when we all watched the lion king as kids holy shit man that was amazing it was like the greatest
thing we've ever seen yeah now we Now we've seen Avatar and Avengers.
And now our expectations of what we see in movies are way too ridiculous.
You're right.
You know?
But we have a revisionist history when it comes to that thing.
Yeah.
You know?
When you watch those movies back, they're always like, I feel like this is different than I remember.
Totally.
But you know what?
They've remade a lot of Disney movies lately, and I haven't seen any of the remakes.
I haven't either, dude.
I have no care to go see Aladdin.
I'm sorry.
They redid Beauty and the Beast with What's-Her-Face.
Yeah.
I didn't see that.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I do want to see, my buddy went to go see this movie called Midsommar.
Oh.
And it's kind of like a horror film about a bunch of friends that go to Finland or something.
That sounds cool.
And then weird stuff starts
to happen. It's like they go to like this
festival. This midsummer
festival. But the festival kind of turns
into
some sort of a ritual, if you will.
Sounds good. My buddy was like, you went and saw that in the
theaters? He's like, yeah, it was good. And I was like,
I don't think I'll see like Avengers movies in theaters
at this point. He's like, no, go see this one. I was like, alright.
So I don't really know, but I got a good rec on that.
Got a good rec.
I want to see the Brad Pitt movie.
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood or something like that?
Brad Pitt, Leo, the cap.
He's one of my fave actors of all time.
Oh, yeah.
And then that hot blonde from Australia.
She was in the Batman movie where she has the Joker face and she's cute.
In the Batman movie?
Everyone was freaking her for Halloween.
He?
What is her name?
I don't know.
I gotta look it up.
It's gonna drive you nuts?
It's gonna, but when I say it, it's gonna.
Yeah, I'm gonna be like, oh.
Hot blonde chick from Australia.
I don't know.
Really?
I don't know.
Okay, hold on.
I can't ever tell when people.
Suicide Squad.
Oh, Margot Robbie? Thank you. Love Margot Robbie. Okay, hold on. I can't ever tell when people- Suicide Squad. Oh, Margot Robbie?
Thank you!
Love Margot Robbie.
She's in it.
She's in it?
Yeah.
She is one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen in my whole life.
You know who else is in it?
Austin, Vanessa Hudgens' boyfriend.
Oh, really?
That's cool.
Who, by the way, just booked to be-
Baz Luhrmann is doing-
Love Baz Luhrmann.
Is doing Elvis.
What? And Austin got it over all a club. He's doing Elvis. What?
And Austin got it over like all these dudes. No way. Yeah.
That's amazing. He's on the
come up, man. You love him.
Because I met him one time. He was so nice.
He was talking about podcasts like an hour
and a half at the Oscar party, dude.
What are some other things? That's really funny.
Have you ever heard of a utilikilt?
No.
I'm scared.
The look on your face scares me.
Okay.
So a utilikilt apparently is, I found this out when I was in Denver.
Oh, lovely.
It's like a cross between a cargo shorts and a kilt.
And it's like, you know those people that do like LARPing, you know, live action role
playing, you know, like in role models.
Those are the type of people who rock utila kilts.
I could see this being a thing in Denver.
Yes.
I think in Denver, apparently it's a big thing in Seattle.
I just imagined Portland as well.
Just lumping that in there.
Definitely Portland.
You know?
Yes.
I get to see a utila kilt.
Can you Google?
Let's look up a utila kilt.
Give it a Google? Just give it a little googs. Just goog it up. I get to see a utilikilt. Can you Google? Let's look up a utilikilt. Give it a Google?
Just give it a little Googs.
Just Goog it up.
I Google everything.
So yeah, it's a kilt that looks like cargo.
That's insane.
So these are, look at these guys.
Enlarge that.
These guys definitely have done some weird stuff in a forest to an animal.
A hundred percent.
You know?
Anyways, utilikilts.
Insane. Oh. Yes know? Mm-hmm. Anyways, Utila kilts. Insane.
Oh!
Yes?
Got a new show.
Huh?
Got a new show.
Oh, you do?
Yeah.
Netflix.
A Ridge.
What is it?
It's called Another Life.
What?
Space travel.
What?
Stick with me.
Also, I'm starting to realize
that I have a theme
of the shit I like.
Yeah, you really do.
I'm really sorry about that, guys.
But this one's good because Sarah's into it.
And I don't know if Sarah's so much into like my theme of stuff as her theme of stuff.
Right.
Okay.
So alien spacecraft lands on Earth.
Okay.
And it lands and then it like puts up this like giant like crystal tower.
Like once it lands, like turns into crystal and goes up.
And no one knows what the hell's going on no one knows why it's here that everyone thinks it's like an antenna
sending information back to like their home planet so this is like way in the future i guess and the
humans we send out like a spacecraft to their planet to figure out what the hell's going on
because we figured out where they came from the character, she was in a little show called Battlestar Galactica.
So for any nerds out there who are big into Bat Galactica, you're going to be excited
about this.
So it's about their journey to this other planet, trying to figure things out.
But then back at home, they're still trying to figure out what the hell's going on with
this UFO that landed there.
There's mutiny and they get diverted off course.
There's murder. Are the visuals great diverted off course. There's murder.
Are the visuals great?
Oh my God.
It's fantastic.
Really?
I think Sarah like appeases my sci-fi stuff.
But even this one, she's like, like last night, I was like, what do you want to watch?
Dude, let's go back and do another life.
And I was like.
Okay.
Hell yeah.
So I think you'll, I don't know.
You're going to download that for the plane?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love space movies.
Okay.
Or TV or whatever.
Yeah.
You're going to like this one. Love. Yeah. This sounds like a great show for Mikhail and I for the plane. Yeah. I love space movies. Okay, cool. Or TV or whatever. Yeah, you're going to like this one.
Love.
Yeah.
This sounds like a great show for Mikhail and I to watch together.
Yeah.
He likes sci-fi.
Welles, can I tell you about one of my new favorite things?
Yes.
Okay, real talk.
Porn show.
Huh?
That's a porn show.
I thought you said porno show, and I was very, very confused.
One of my new favorite things is porno shows.
I'm like, wait, this show took a turn.
I know we talk about a lot of products in this show, and this is seriously one of my new favorite things is porn on your show. I'm like, wait, this show took a turn. I know we talk about a lot of products
on this show, and this is seriously one of
my absolute favorites. It's called Billy.
B-I-L-L-I-E. Yep.
And it's a razor. It gets delivered
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have a really hard time with razors. I actually usually find
myself buying men's razors, A, because they're
cheaper, which, that's
just sexist and not fair. Pink tax.
And it's true.
And B, because I can't ever find a razor
that actually shaves my legs
and doesn't make my hair regrow in like a day.
Billy is awesome.
It comes with a cute little sticky piece for your shower
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But it's really great.
You can get them in a ton of different colors
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Yo.
Yo.
Can we talk about my favorite toothbrush real quick?
Of course, because I know how much you love this.
Real quick.
I get it.
I got you.
Dude, the Quip toothbrush is amazing.
It's a vibrating toothbrush.
Is that how I say it?
Yeah.
That comes across maybe sexual, but...
A little bit.
Whatever.
It's a vibrating toothbrush, but it's not a big one, you know?
I know.
It's stealth.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a tiny little one that is perfect for traveling one, but also awesome for at home
use.
Totally.
It's got the amazing sticker thing that makes it so you can stick it on like a mirror or
something when you're traveling or at home.
Mine's like silver, so it looks cool.
Mine's rose gold.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
It's cute.
They're great.
They are compact and the best part is they're wireless.
So the battery inside actually has a three month life.
So even when I'm traveling all the time and I'm gone for weeks on end, my toothbrush never
dies.
You might be saying to yourself, well, when the battery dies, what do I do, bro?
I don't know why in my mind you sound like a surfer, but the deal is that they send you
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Clean teeth.
By the way, I want to remind everyone on August 11th to watch the the Teen Choice Awards oh yeah because my fiance
my fiance is singing performing that's so cool with Jordan McGraw is this the first time she's
saying like like an actual like done like an actual performance like no because she always
does like the Disney um shows yeah so she's done a bunch of those before.
But this is the first one where it's like a song
that's going to be like downloadable.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
You know, or like, so yeah, Jordan McGraw
has got a new song out called Met at a Party.
And Sarah is on the song.
And so it gets released on the 9th.
And then they are going to be performing it at the Teen Choice Awards.
And then Jordan goes on tour with the Jonas Brothers.
Oh, that's awesome.
Opening up.
That'll be huge.
Excited about that.
I think young Nikki will be at the TCAs.
Yeah?
Yeah, you have to say what's up to her.
She has some new music coming out, I think, tomorrow.
Really?
Yep, tomorrow.
All right.
Finally.
You got anything else?
I would love to talk about The Bachelorette, but I didn't watch the finale last night.
But I know what happens.
Do you?
I think.
I don't know if anyone knows what happens.
Really?
I mean, like, the whole thing last night was Chris being like, and, but Chris and Hannah
being like, I don't even know what's going to happen tomorrow.
You've heard some rumors.
Not true.
So we'll see.
But you sent home your boy, Pilot P.
I was flying Delta last night.
And, you know, Miley's obsessed with The Bachelor now.
Yeah.
And we were like, we asked our flight attendant.
We were like, is Pilot Pete in the cockpit or no?
And he was like, no.
I'm sure he gets asked that all the time.
I'm sad. But I would love for Pilot Pete to be Bachelor.
Speaking of Pilot Pete in the cockpit,
he took Hannah to the cockpit in that windmill.
I know.
Because we found out it wasn't twice, but four times.
Oh.
Also, no, you didn't.
You didn't, pal.
All right?
Did we throw an IV in this guy oh my god halfway through wait
why is everyone making memes about his parents because they were in the audience when she's like
by the way y'all it wasn't just two times i got that deep dick in four times no she did not i mean
she didn't say like that i know but say it. And they were loving it. They were like clapping or something. Yes. That's like my mom.
Get it, honey.
Get that deep dick in, y'all.
Oh, yeah.
And so I don't know.
You think Pilot Pete is going to be the Bachelor?
I don't know.
Honestly, like, I feel like I'm one of those people that know more than most.
I'm so much on the inside, I feel like.
And I have no idea.
Yeah.
I think America loves Tyler.
Yeah.
You think he's dating Bella Hadid or Gigi Hadid or whoever?
I could see it.
He's totally Gigi's type.
Really?
Totally.
Look at her past relationships.
Dude, Tyler's taking a page out of the old Wells handbook in the Bachelor world.
I know.
I don't want to be the Bachelor.
I don't want to, yeah.
Even Miley was like, dang.
She was like, if I was single, he's cute.
I was like, Gigi swooped him.
Sorry.
Yeah.
I mean.
I could see that.
But America loves him.
And I can't imagine him turning down the bachelor if he was given it.
I can see him turning it down if he's dating.
If he's dating Gigi.
Gigi's deed.
But let's be real.
That's probably not really a thing.
I don't know.
Really?
I mean, I don't know.
Would she do that?
Well, Miley just said, well, if I was single, I would do it.
Yeah, but she wouldn't really.
She's just saying that.
All right.
She'd never date a guy from The Bachelor, I don't think.
Don't say it like that.
Jesus Christ.
No offense.
No offense.
Okay.
I would choose Mike because I think Mike would make a great bachelor and he's so cute
but i also would love to see pilot pete as the bachelor only part of me wants pilot pete to date
one of my friends so that he can be in my life a little bit it's very selfish uh i literally
somebody uh sent me a video he made like a selfie video i guess telling bachelor nation like thank
you so much for everything and yeah and someone tweeted it to me, and I was like, Pilot Pete for a Bachelor, and Olivia
Caridi texted me and said, no, Pilot Pete for my boyfriend, and I was like, you're right.
Well, listen, Olivia, if he becomes a Bachelor, round two, baby.
She would never.
She'd never go back.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know what's going to happen.
I just am very excited because next week, Bachelor in Paradise returns. I know, and it's going to be so good know what's going to happen. I just am very excited because next week Bachelor in Paradise returns.
And it's going to be so good.
It's going to be good.
Paradise is my fave of all three shows.
Me too.
I feel like everybody says that.
I feel like that's because it's the best of all three shows.
Yeah.
And it's like a little less predictable than the other two.
Yeah.
Because it's not so structured.
Yeah.
It's going to be a good one.
I'm excited. Unbelievable. I can't believe you're back on it. I know. It's going to be a good one. I'm excited.
Unbelievable.
I can't believe you're back on it.
I know.
It's insane.
I know.
And I can't believe Dean goes back.
I can't believe Dean grew a mustache for it.
Dean's in the Grand Tetons right now
and I'm going there in two weeks.
I'm going to have to get some deets from him.
Yeah.
Some deets about the deets?
Yeah.
Wait, hold on. Before we go, last story about me deets? Yeah. Wait, hold on.
Before we go, last story about me traveling to Denver
last week.
So we had to go get a rental car
because we had to drive up to Estes Park.
So there was like, you know how in airports
there's like an information desk?
Yeah, that airport's freaky though.
So I walk up to the information desk
and the girl is on the phone. So there was a guy that was kind of like outside of the desk. to the information desk and the girl is on the phone.
So there's a guy that was kind of like outside of the desk.
So when I got there, she was on the phone.
So I turned to the guy and I was like, hey, where are the rental cars?
And he was like, uh, and I don't know if he was like new or whatever.
So then the girl put on the phone and she goes, excuse me, what?
And I say, rental cars.
And she goes, what exactly are you asking?
And I said, where are the rental cars?
And she goes, are you picking one up or dropping one off?
And I was like, am I dropping one off?
What?
I'm still in the terminal.
What are you talking about?
Also, how is it confusing when you say at the airport,
rental cars, then it's like, oh yeah, the rental car pickup is down there. Yeah. It's the airport rental cars then it's like oh yeah the
rental car pickup is down there yeah it's the second floor whatever it is yeah what exactly
are you what do you mean what exactly am i asking man where the fucking rental cars are
what is happening and right before that sarah and i were like we're talking i was like you've
heard of all like the crazy things about this airport, right?
And she was like, she was like, yeah, totally.
I heard that episode where you and Brandy were talking about it.
And then I walk up and I say rental cars.
And she goes, what do you mean rental cars?
And Sarah's like, what the fuck is happening at this airport?
Rental cars.
Anyways.
You could have just asked me.
I know.
Are you filming me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Content.
Gotta get that content content gotta get that
con gotta get that tent so by the way i've noticed that um like when i go to uh at yft podcast on
instagram or i see tweets that come in or even like when i start reading all the reviews on the
podcast thing on itunes i see a lot of people are always like wait hold on what was that promo code
and all that kind of stuff it's super easy to figure out where those promo codes are. If you are interested in this
stuff, we don't endorse anything that we don't truly love and use. And we want, like, if you
guys are going to use it, then we want you to get a discount. That's it. That's it. Totally.
So if you go to like the details section in iTunes about about the episode like whatever episode you're on
we have the promo codes there so you can just go and use them also in the instagram account like
after the show's been released we'll generally put up like everything that we talked about and
then like who the sponsors are right yep totally you got nothing else you just burp yeah that was
a weak one though promo code burp okay some. That was a weak one, though. Promo code burp.
Okay, some things that I'm going to get ready for next episode.
I want to watch this movie Maroo because I was, like, talking about how great I thought the movie about climbing El Capitan was.
And someone was like, dude, if you think that movie's great, you need to watch the movie Maroo.
Oh, I haven't even heard of it.
I know, so I'm going to watch that.
Cool.
And then, yeah, I think I'm going to go see that Midsommar movie and come back to you. Oh, I haven't even heard of it. I know, so I'm going to watch that. Cool. And then I think I'm going to go see that
Midsommar movie and come back to you.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
One last thing. Favorite thing.
You know, my dad and Lil Nas broke
a massive record. Oh, yeah, I was going to say, at 16 weeks.
Can you believe? Beaten out
what's her name? I think it's 17 weeks, by the way.
Oh. Beaten out, what's
her name? Honey. What's her name?
Honey. No, she's got What's her name? Honey. What's her name? Honey. No,
she's like,
got like a 7 million range octave.
Oh,
Mariah.
Mariah Carey.
Yeah.
Gosh,
honey.
Didn't she sing honey?
I don't know.
I'm not a big Mariah Carey guy.
The crazy thing is,
so my dad just played the Opry last weekend in Nashville.
We were all there.
I'm so cute.
And it's crazy to put it in like perspective when they introduced him.
When you go to the Opry,
there's like a host or whatever. Yeah. Kind like emceeing the night and she was like she
introduced him and was like this next artist holds the record for most weeks at number one on the
album chart or something like that and that was in 1992 like he's his album still holds the record
who's my dad oh really that achy break he was on like it still holds the record. Whose? My dad. Oh, really? That Icky Breaky was on. Like, it still holds the record for most albums sold.
Oh.
And she was like, and that was in 92.
And now he holds the record for longest running, you know, Billboard Hot 100, number one spot,
or whatever, 17 weeks.
And it was cool for her to introduce him like that and realize, like, how long his career
has spanned.
Yeah.
It's pretty nuts.
Your dad's killing it.
Basically my whole life
your dad's killing it yeah it's wild so anyway favorite thing go dad also he looks ridiculous
insane like the picture of like him on a unicorn floaty in the pool he made me take those but i
saw that i was and i was like blood is off the rails he must have been so high because i came
back from riding my horse that day
and he and my sister
were out by the pool
and Miley was on the phone
and had been on the phone forever
and out of nowhere
he's like,
Bran, Bran,
I need you to take a photo for me
and I'm like,
what do you need, Dad?
He's like,
I need a photo of me
on the float
in my hat and my boots
and I was like,
okay, we can do that
and he's like so hype
and my dad's such a chill guy
that when he's really hyper you just have to assume he smoked a bunch of marijuana
yeah and so he gets in the pool fully clothed or whatever and starts being crazy and wants me to
take all these videos and i'm like dad miley's on the phone in the background we can't use the audio
from this video yeah and he like isn't listening to me and he just keeps going and i'm like okay
so i have all this video footage of him in the pool but we can't use any of the audio
because Miley's on the phone and she would kill me
and so I just have a lot of footage of
my dad that I'll probably just randomly post at times
and mute because it's absolutely hilarious
that's awesome yeah he's funny
one of my favorite things blood
alright we gotta go we gotta go do another
podcast we got a lot of podcasts today
yeah we're going on like a podcast tour
where we're going on other people's podcasts.
Yeah.
So bring your A game
because we got to be funny.
I'm already tired.
Are you?
Yeah.
That's okay though.
I'll have another coffee
and I'll handle it.
I'm so happy you're in town.
Me too.
All right, later.
Okay, bye.
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