Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Ginger day walkers and mean church girls
Episode Date: March 8, 2023This week on your favorite podcast, Wells explains how he makes his own immunity juice. Despite his best efforts, he is seemingly always an inch away from death. Speaking of death, the Murdaugh murder...s have been consuming his entire life so he walks Brandi through the whole thing for you all to hear. He came in strong with the content this week, also having a lot to say about the Hailey, Selena, Kylie drama. Brandi takes a moment to appreciate the latest SNL episode with hottie Travis Kelce, and other Kelsea (Ballerini)’s incredible snap back at her ex. Plus, John B was there, so that’s exciting. Wells details an argument he had at a grocery store that may or may not have gone down as he describes, and he tells us about the alcohol concoction that Gen Zs are consuming these days. Reminder to tune in next week when Brandi can finally share Miley’s new music!! Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856! Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers: ShipStation — Use promo code yourfavoritething today at shipstation.com to sign up for your FREE 60-day trial The Farmer's Dog — Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/YFT. Plus, you get FREE shippingÂ
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stop being polite and start getting real. The real world podcast time. Uh, what up YF tears?
How are you feeling? My voice is going to sound a little deeper and darker because, uh, your boy
got sick. I don't know how it happened, but it did,
which is ridiculous because I treat my body like a temple and I go on runs every day and I sit in a sauna
and then I go and I cold plunge and I still get sick.
And I also make immunity shots by scratch, from scratch.
I get the ginger, I get the lemon juice.
I get the turmeric.
I get the cayenne pepper.
I get the pepper, the reg pep. I blend it all up into
little shots and then I take them. I don't even pay. I don't even go to the store and buy them.
I make them myself like a fucking homesteader in Alaska. And yet I still get sick. Seems like a
fucking racket. Anyways, how you guys doing?
Guys doing good?
Okay, that's nice.
Should we call the brand out?
Let's call the brand out.
Let's color up.
It's time now.
Let's color up.
Time for the show.
Hello?
Hello.
Hey.
What's up?
Just drinking a green juice, you know?
I was just telling the YFTers about how I make my own immunity juice.
Oh, you know.
Yeah.
Still sick.
I'm sick right now.
Don't know.
I think it's all bullshit.
I think I should just be eating bacon and raw eggs and just living my life.
Is that the Roan?
I don't think I have the Roan.
I don't know if it's allergies.
I haven't felt bad.
I had like a little bit of a scratchy throat at night.
That's how you know it when it's happening at night.
True.
Been stuffed up for a couple of days.
I don't feel bad.
Is that what allergies are?
I mean, the way you sound sounds like allergies to me.
So I don't know if I've ever thought I had allergies.
I always just thought I'm sick, I guess.
Well, they do come on as you age.
Yeah, maybe that's what it is.
Yeah, I'm stuffed up and my voice sounds, well, actually it sounds kind of great.
Probably allergies.
Yeah, I get them a lot.
Do you?
Yeah.
Ugh.
No thanks.
I usually pop a Claritin every day, you know?
Oh, I should try that, huh?
Oh, yeah.
What a concept.
Yeah.
I did like an Instagram thing because I hurt my back the other day.
I think I told you about that.
This podcast is just sounding like a bunch of boomers like,
I'm hurt now.
My fingers hurt.
And then I took, Sarah was like, you should take an Advil.
And I was like, yeah, that's a good idea.
Then I took an Advil.
It felt great.
I always forget to take the pain meds.
I only take Advil when I'm hung
over, but it's when your body
hurts. It is.
I make my own immunity juice.
That doesn't work.
Yeah, I know, but people
swear by it, so it's got to do something.
This is what I do.
My brother's got a lemon tree, so I go steal a bunch
of his lemons.
Squeeze the juice of two lemons. Also, when we. My brother's got a lemon tree, so I go steal a bunch of his lemons. Okay?
Squeeze the juice of two lemons.
Also, when we got married, we got a juicer.
Like one of those that you put it on and it spins around.
You know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, good visual.
And I also keep the seeds.
Apparently the seeds are good.
I don't know.
Someone told me that.
Lemon seeds?
Yeah.
So what you do is you juice the lemons.
You get the juice.
Then you take some of the pulp and some of the seeds, you put that into a blender. Then what you do is you add half a cup of water,
or you can do like coconut water or something, but I just do water because I think coconut water
tastes like an armpit. So gross. Don't know how people drink that shit. And then what you do is
you get like two kind of big old things of ginger. You throw that in there.
And then you throw in some turmeric, like a tablespoon.
And then a teaspoon of cayenne pepper and a teaspoon of pepper pepper.
And then you blend that shit up.
And then you get a sieve.
Sieve?
Sieve?
A sieve or a sieve?
A sieve.
A sieve.
Fuck.
Oh! Anyways, you know, I'm talking about a mesh situation. a sieve a sieve fuck oh anyways
you know I'm talking
about a mesh
situation
and I pour it
through there
and then I pat it
through
so I get as much
juice as humanly
possible
and then
I pour that
into a little
receptacle
and then I have
immunity shots
cute
so that's what I do
and I'm still sick
so well I paid way too much money for So that's what I do, and I'm still sick.
Well, I paid way too much money for this.
That's the thing.
Those things are so expensive.
It's insane.
I know, but I'm only home for two days,
so I didn't really have time to make a bunch of shit.
Yeah, I hear that.
So I was like, this is a good time to do a little juicy cleanse. Not that I'm going to not eat because I love food,
but, you know, just when I'm home for a couple days,
I just go down to the little juice bar and grab a few of these
and get some greens. Speaking of not eating when I'm home for a couple days, I just go down to the little juice bar and grab a few of these and get some greens.
Speaking of not eating, I'm trying something new.
Intermittent fasting?
Yes.
People swear by this, but like.
I know.
It sounds miserable.
It's really not that bad.
So this is not an ad.
Should be.
Producers, go sell this idea.
Get us a deal.
There's an app called Zero.
Effectively, it kind of like tracks your
intermittent fasting. So you'll put in like the last time you ate and then you'll decide like
what type of intermittent fasting you want to do. So I've been doing the 16 hours off one for four
days, I think, 16 and four or whatever. But you can do crazy ones. You can do 24-hour fast,
you can do 48-hour fast, you can even do longer. And then it tells you, it'll be like, okay,
so your body is now just using the energy of the food you just ate. And then after whatever,
12 hours, it'll be like, okay, you're now in the fat-burning portion. This would be a good time to
go on a walk or go on a run or something like that. And then after like whatever, 12 hours, it'll say, okay, now you're in ketosis. So this is really
great. Like if you go and do these things, I haven't gotten past the ketosis. I'd only do
like a 24 hour one. I'm such a competitive person that like stuff like this helps because I'm like,
I have to beat it. I have to win. I can't fail. So anyways, I'm trying it out. What do you think?
Yeah, I know.
I mean, I don't know.
Most people that I know that do the intermittent fasting, like, long term, they just don't eat until, like, 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
Yeah.
And then, you know what I mean?
And then they stop eating so early.
I'm like, how do you do it?
I don't know. The not eating all day or waiting until three or whatever
and having a six-hour window to eat.
The not waiting all day to eat until three,
that's not hard. What's hard
is you have your, let's
say, your last meal at seven o'clock.
It's the like, ooh, I want
a little candy at like 9.30.
Ooh, I want some chips.
You can't do that. That's what sucks.
That is the least favorite portion.
Here's what I think is hard, though.
If you're somebody that works out, goes to the gym, or does some sort of exercise earlier in the day,
I couldn't go ride a horse without at least a banana.
I would probably faint.
Really?
Yeah.
I can't eat a lot before I ride, but if I don't have something, I just don't feel my best.
Like I need something to give me a little sustenance before a big workout like that.
So that would be the hard part for me is like having to go ride an empty stomach and like not have any like energy to burn, I guess.
I hear that.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
It's all a racket.
And these immunity shots might be a racket.
This 24 hour fasting thing,
these cold plunges that I'm doing,
it's probably all BS.
Yeah.
I will say that I do,
I've gotten to the point now where I like cold plunges.
You do?
Yeah.
And what's really weird
is that the shower seems way too hot nowadays.
Oh.
I think my body has just like changed its like perception of heat at this point.
Well, that's maybe a good thing.
Yeah, I don't know.
They say like really hot water is just not great for you, you know?
Not good for your skin.
I can see that.
You want to start the show?
Yeah, we should.
I think it's you.
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You got some fave things, bro? Bro. So I've been talking about Perfect Match. Yeah. I can't believe
you even started it i'm like you
really should watch it i really think you'd like it a lot okay it's just it's it's better than all
the other shows because they've combined all the best people into one you know yeah so and honestly
at first i was mad they didn't just put the whole season out because you know i love a binge yeah
but actually the way they did it was kind of genius they put out i think it's like four episodes
every week for like three weeks or something it's's kind of smart. So I mean, spoiler alert, I guess because
I finished it. So if you haven't finished perfect match and you want to maybe fast forward 45
seconds. So it ends with like three couples seeming like pretty strong and pretty genuine
and pretty great. And then you know, now on TikTok, I'm finding out none of these fucking
couples are still together.
Like, does true love even exist?
Like, can anyone really go on a TV show
looking for love and find love?
Like, I feel like it's just all a game
and everyone's just like doing it for the TV show
and like for the competition of it.
And it's just so disappointing to me.
Georgia and Dom were so fucking cute.
I can't believe they won.
I really thought the couple that got engaged would win.
Broey, Joey, and Carousel.
They get engaged.
Oh, they do.
Apparently, they're not together anymore.
Like, what the fuck?
All for the TV show.
Yeah.
I really thought they would win because they were the only one to get engaged.
They were together since day one.
And then everyone votes on who they think should win.
And it ended up that George and Dom won, which I think is adorable.
I think they were very cute.
But I think George just had said a couple times in the show, like, oh, yeah, we haven't
had sex.
We don't really like, we're not very physical.
So it's like, well, what are you doing?
But they win and said, but they don't stay together.
And then the couple I really had high hopes for
was Khloe and Shane.
I mean, they just seem so fucking perfect and so in love.
And then according to TikTok, they're not together either.
Oh no.
I'm crushed.
How dare they?
I'm really crushed.
I love Khloe.
I remember when she was on our show.
Yes.
I love her so fucking much.
Babes.
That's all I remember her saying.
Babes.
She's cute.
Great show.
Yeah.
Speaking of reality TV, but really more documentary, what are your thoughts on the Murda murders?
I don't know anything about it.
Nothing.
Brandy.
School me. I know nothing. What?'t know anything about it. Nothing. Brandy. School me.
I know nothing.
What?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Okay.
I saw a joke about it on SNL last night
and I had no idea what they were talking about.
It's completely consumed my life.
Okay.
I mean that and the Selena, Haley, Kylie drama,
but we'll get into that later.
We'll get there.
Okay.
If you guys haven't watched
or know anything about the Murda murders,
maybe skip forward like five minutes because I'm about to fucking tell Brandy everything.
The Murda murders?
Oh, my God.
One has been playing out in the court system like the past couple weeks,
and we've been watching the whole thing unfold.
Beautiful.
But there are two documentaries
okay and this is where i would suggest starting i would suggest starting with the netflix one
on the murder murders is this like a recent murder okay i'm gonna go through the entire
thing and you're gonna be so fucking because you love a murder love i love a murder case who
doesn't so there's two documentaries. One's on Netflix.
The one on Netflix is called Murda Murders, A Southern Scandal.
Shocking tragedies shatter a tight-knit South Carolina community
and expose the horrifying secrets of its most powerful family.
There's another one on HBO Max called Low Country, The Murda Dynasty.
Follows the investigation of Alex Murda, a lawyer accused of murdering his wife and his son Paul on the night of June 7th, 2021.
Okay, so let me just go through the entire case for you, okay?
Okay, all right.
It all started with the son Paul.
By the way, you got to know this.
The Murdas, they're all redheaded gingers.
They're daywalkers out there.
Right off the bat, you're like, all right. It all starts with the son, Paul,
the youngest son of the Murdaugh's, who is like in high school, a little shit, so much red hair,
drinks way too much alcohol. And he's got two other friends, a guy named Connor and a guy named
Anthony. And they all date these
three chicks who are all best friends. So they're like this little clique, okay, in the low country,
right? So they go to a oyster roast, which sounds awesome. And I would want to go to this, but
bad things happen. They go to an oyster roast. Paul uses his brother's ID to buy a bunch of booze.
And instead of driving over to the oyster roast, they decide to take the boat.
They take the boat over the oyster roast.
They all get fucking trashed.
Paul is belligerent.
He's like, I want to go to the bar.
So then they all go to the bar afterwards, still on the boat.
They go to the bar.
They get more drunk there.
And then Paul's driving home, driving the boat home.
Starts abusing his girlfriend, Morgan, for I don't know, fucking no reason.
This guy's a piece of shit.
And like it's like driving erratically.
Anyways, crash the boat into a bridge.
All three of them fly out and they can't find one of the girls.
OK.
Oh, gosh.
So she dies so effectively this paul kid fucking killed this girl because he was
driving while intoxicated or boating while intoxicated but the first thing he does they
have all this on like all my cams like cop cams you know where he's like i need to call my grandpa
i need to call my grandpa they all go to the hospital his dad and his grandpa who are both both the biggest
lawyers in this little fucking shit town in south carolina come to the hospital start like telling
everyone like it was connor who was driving not paul trying to place it on this other fucking kid
meanwhile this poor girl's missing they can't find her so the paul kid has killed somebody okay great okay so all that's
happened playing out in the courts yada yada yada then some weird shit starts happening with the dad
you get another 911 call the dad says he's been he was pulled over because he was changing his
tire and someone came up trying to rob him and shot him in the head what didn't die but got shot
in the fucking head the dad did the dad did come did. Come to find out, it was his cousin.
This is the best part of the story, really.
The cousin's name is Eddie.
It's Cousin Eddie,
like we're fucking National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
The dad paid the cousin to shoot him
so they could collect insurance money?
I don't fucking know, okay?
Then, fast forward to June 7th, 2021,
another phone call from Alec murdoch to the 9-1-1 my son
and my wife have been shot and they're not breathing crying and it's amazing is because
the the person on the line is like sir what's your name and he's like alec murdoch and she goes
oh like the whole fucking town knows about this family so he's like alec murdoch and she goes oh like the whole fucking town knows about this
family so he's like someone came and robbed me i was at my parents house oh my god my wife and my
son have been shot i can't believe it la la la so that happens that's what he's on trial for
but also there's another son named buster also a red-headed ginger day walker can't be trusted
10 years ago this poor you find out gay kid was like walking down
the road because his car had ran out of gas and he got beaten to death and we're like what happened
to him come to find out buster and him had a little bit of a secret relationship pretty sure
buster fucking killed that kid okay oh and don't forget that they had a housekeeper slash nanny
who everyone loved who fell down the stairs because the dogs tripped her, cracked her head open, and died two weeks later.
What did Alec do?
He said, hey, listen, don't worry, boys, the children of the nanny.
I'm going to sue myself for the insurance money, and you guys are going to be fine.
Oh, he did that.
He won $4 million from the insurance company, but you guys are going to be fine. Oh, he did that.
He won $4 million from the insurance company,
but he kept the money himself.
This guy's a piece of shit.
How does that work?
Apparently, the nanny had found drugs from Alec Murdaugh underneath the table,
so we think that she was fucking murdered.
So here's what I'm thinking,
and here's my whole theory,
my whole thesis. I
think that Alec Murdoch was the one person in that family that didn't kill anybody until he killed
his wife and his son. Because I think his son, Paul, definitely killed the girl in the boating
accident. I think Buster definitely killed the gay kid on the side of the road because probably
frowned upon to have a gay relationship in the low country. I think the mother was like, nanny, housekeeping lady,
you didn't find shit.
You didn't find any drugs for my husband.
I'm pushing you down the stairs.
Boom.
I think everyone killed somebody except for Alec.
And then you know what Alec did?
He went boom, boom.
Killed both his wife and his fucking son.
And this whole trial has been on TV.
Spoiler alert.
Alec is in jail for the rest of his life.
He got fucking convicted.
It's a story that's so ridiculous
that if you came to me with a script of this,
I'd be like, this is way too fanciful.
Like in no world could this work.
You have got to watch the Murda murders it's insane
even though I kind of explained everything hold out for you know you know they'll do a scripted
version of this now oh absolutely like they did the staircase so I might hold out I might hold
hold out for the scripted version yeah yeah I feel bad for redheads everywhere because they're
just having to deal with the fact that the Murda's were were just Yeah, it's a bummer. You know,
it's so great. But anyways, yeah, my theory
is that he was the one guy who hadn't killed anybody
and then he killed, well, two people.
You know. Yikes.
You know, absolute power corrupts absolutely
and this fucking family
has been, you know, living high off the hog.
They've been running this town for so long
they're fucking untouchable. But you know what?
Fucking, you're going down, motherfuckers.
You're done.
Murdaugh's are done.
Well, they're all dead, actually, but whatever.
So yeah, that was a lot.
Sorry.
That was a lot, but now I feel like I watched it, which is great.
I gotta know.
Yeah.
What are your thoughts on the Selina, Hayley, Kylie drama?
Okay.
Hayley, Selina, Kylie. Is Taylor involved in this at all kind of yeah okay so here's what i the only thing i know you know i've been i've been a little
off the grid this week but from what i've seen i've seen the clip of it's an old clip of hayley
that makes a gesture when someone brings up taylor and she goes like, or something like that. Yeah. I've seen that clip.
And then I've seen that Selena
came to defend Taylor.
She commented on the video
saying, sorry, my best friend is
one of the best in the biz or something like that.
Something like that. And then all I know is
a bunch of people unfollowed Hailey
and a bunch of people followed Selena. So where does Kylie
come into the mix?
Does she defend Hailey? Yes, Kylie and Hailey. So where does Kylie come into the mix? Kylie's also getting- Did she defend Hailey?
Yes, Kylie and Hailey.
So the way that it's being presented to me vis-a-vis TikTok as a 38-year-old adult male learning about this is that Hailey and Kylie are kind of mean-girling Selena.
Huh.
So it all started- Well, I think it's probably all started with Selena being the ex of Justin Bieber and whatever.
But I guess it all started with some paparazzi photos of Selena getting out of a boat where they're unflattering, I guess.
There was a lot of people body shaming her.
What people don't really understand about Selena is that she has a kidney transplant.
And as someone who's married to someone with a kidney transplant, it's really tough because you're taking a lot of medications that are making you like retain water and stuff.
Doesn't she also have-
Lupus, I believe.
Lupus, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Those pictures came out.
And then what happened was that Haley and Kylie,
they did like a TikTok video using a sound of like,
I'm not saying it's right,
but God's timing is always perfect or something like that.
It was like some bullshit like that,
where it seemed like they were saying like,
it sucks that everyone's body shaming you,
but like you get what you deserve,
bitch.
That's what it seemed like.
Okay.
Why did it seem like that?
That doesn't make any sense.
I don't know.
And then I guess Haley,
Haley took it down and was like,
it had nothing to do with her.
What are you fucking talking about?
Which I'm like,
okay,
maybe so.
And then what happened was that Selena did that thing where she made her
eyebrows go way up, which I cannot stand this trend. And I what happened was that Selena did that thing where she made her eyebrows go way up,
which I cannot stand this trend.
And I've talked about it at NOSU.
Oh, I agree with that.
Yeah, yeah.
Like the brow lamination.
Lamination.
And they went way too high or whatnot.
And she was kind of like making fun of herself,
like self-deprecating on social media,
being like, look what I did.
The next two posts that Hailey and Kylie did
were like of their eyebrows.
Also kind of weird.
And then the video surfaced of
Hailey doing the
with Taylor Swift and then
Selena being like, sorry, my best friend's one of the best
in the biz or something like that.
And so everyone's saying that
Hailey and Kylie are mean-girling
Selena. But then the weird thing
was that Hailey got a
G tattooed behind her ear,
which is what Selena has.
Hmm.
What?
Why would you get that?
Especially if it's well known that Selena has a G tattoo
and you're married to her ex.
Why would you get the same tattoo behind your ear?
Sounds like some single white female shit.
I think they're crazy.
Also, what the fuck?
Why do I know this much about this?
Why do you know this much?
Jesus Christ!
So then,
this is all coming out in the news, and
Selena... The news,
aka TikTok. Yeah, so, the news.
So Selena eclipses
Kylie as the most followed person on Instagram,
okay? And Kylie
and Hailey are losing followers fucking
left, right, and center, man. They are just
dropping like flies. They've lost
like over millions of followers
or whatever. Selena's gaining followers.
And then a lot of famous people
have been unfollowing Hailey and Kylie,
your sister, being one of them.
So what say you, Brandi?
What news do you have?
What tea can you smell?
Because I need to know.
I really have zero tea.
Come on.
Like zero tea.
I have zero insight.
Like factual insight.
Here's what I know.
I know that Hayley is absolutely lovely.
We've known Hayley since she was 13, something like that.
We've known the Baldwins for a long time.
Lovely girl.
Her and Miley are friends.
I love her to death.
Not anymore, according to Instagram followings.
Okay.
I feel like I did see that Miley doesn't follow her, but I feel like that wasn't a recent thing, maybe.
And I'm not really sure.
Okay.
That aside, we love Hailey.
We also love Selena.
Miley and her have been friends again since they were like 15
Selena was on Hannah Montana Selena's lovely I've never met Selena but Miley likes her a lot my mom
loves her to death seems like a sweet girl Kylie I don't really know very well met once seems fine
I think it's silly to bring back this like old video of Haley that and like using that against
her it's like I don't know like I don't love that that they're just like finding things to like bully up against Haley with or whatever and
Honestly, like just because somebody doesn't like somebody like big fucking whoop. You know what I mean?
Like not everybody has to love everybody
Yeah, that's fair
But I just feel like I think it's a little bit like oh no one's allowed to have an opinion everyone
You know no one's allowed to dislike someone like that's silly from what it sounds like
I didn't see the video that
Kylie and Hailey made about the
Jesus-Gods-Timing thing
and the Selena body shaming. To me, that makes no sense
that any of that has anything to do with each other.
And I think TikTok, I think fans are just creating
drama for no reason.
I think that Justin just wants to be
with Selena and he's starting to realize it.
I don't think so. I do.
I do not. I think that
Justin and Hailey are
not long for this world. They're going to break up.
No. Yes.
Dude, that's...
What is wrong with me?
Why do I know this?
I really think I might have to
delete TikTok. It's making me...
Maybe you should just take it off your phone for a minute.
You know, like just a week without it.
It's not a bad idea.
Like I really need to separate.
But also I like, look at me.
Like I know so much stuff.
You're not 16.
So it's like a little weird.
I know.
Here's the funny thing.
I don't fucking care about any of these people.
I follow none of them on social media.
I've met zero of them.
I think that the Kardashians are
annoying. I think that
Hailey is
beautiful, but like, I don't even,
she's the kid of a
movie star, or like, was
a movie star. I don't even know a Baldwin
she's a Baldwin of.
And then Selena, I was
fucking in college, I think, when she was on TV then Selena, I was fucking in college,
I think,
when she was on TV.
Like,
I don't have any,
I don't give zero fucks
about any of this.
Yeah.
But you know what?
I have an opinion.
And my opinion is,
is that they are
mean-girling Selena.
I don't think so.
They are mean-girling her
and it's not okay.
There's another thing
of like all the weird shit
that like Haley has done
that like copies Selena. One of them is an interview question where she's like what what do you what's
one thing they ask selena like what's one thing that like you wish that people would know about
would know about you that they don't know about you and selena was like i wish they knew my heart
which is like oh that's that's a sweet thing and then hayley started saying that in interviews
that's weird is it or is it coincidence i don't know i started saying that in interviews. That's weird. Is it or is it a coincidence?
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's weird because that's your ex.
Haley and Selena, though, they're both like kind of church girls, you know?
And to me, that's a very church girl answer.
Oh.
You know what I mean?
Church is involved.
Yeah.
That's now.
Now you have cracked so much of this case for me
okay this checks out yeah for sure yeah holy shit all right
rocked your world didn't i dude. I didn't know that part.
Okay.
Let's get into something that fucking is actually extremely well done.
Okay.
The Last of Us.
Oh, I'm not cut up.
I'm not cut up.
I'm not cut up.
Oh, the last episode's tough.
There's going to be a scene that you're not going to like.
I know.
Okay.
I'm two episodes behind. I know. I know. Okay, I'm two episodes behind.
I know.
I know.
Okay, but you were behind last time we talked.
It's so good, though. You can't get mad.
I have to say, like, it's such a beautifully done show.
It's just, it's a character piece after character piece under the guise of a fucking zombie apocalypse.
It's so well done.
That little girl is so freaking good.
Pedro Pascal.
I love that he's having his moment right now
like he's like zaddy i love it his style is getting fucking out there bro i don't know if
i do too but like i think he was like a carhartt normal dude and then all of a sudden someone was
like no no no no no you're having a moment we're putting you in some weird shit we're putting you
in some weird glasses and like an orange track suit.
And we're sending you on out there.
You're a zaddy now.
Yeah.
Zaddy chic.
Yeah.
I like it.
Anyways, The Last of Us is just so well done.
If you're not watching that show, God bless you.
I feel terrible for you.
Okay.
Well, I know you don't watch 1923.
No, I don't.
But holy shit.
The season finale.
So good. Are they fucking serious that they're going gonna make us wait like a year and a half to two years to see what's happening here
the finale like rocked me i am not fucking okay yeah about that finale and i didn't see it coming
at all like they really threw me for one i was kind of thinking so okay i'm gonna try not to
spoil but like i'm just gonna say spoiler alert if you haven't watched the last episode maybe like fast forward 30 seconds fair
enough i i was kind of you know anticipating a couple things like maybe alex dies and everyone
kept teasing this like big death and so i was like oh i really just feel like alex is gonna die like
there there's a lot of foreshadowing and what she's saying and what he's saying about her not
making it and then at the end of the i mean can i can i tell you yes so at the end of the episode basically they get separated major titanic
vibes which normally i'd be mad about so many similarities but i loved titanic so fucking much
and it's been so long since it happened like the thing the movie was out i feel like i'm so down
for all this titanic parallel anyway so they get into this huge fight on this on this
boat and that he gets arrested and she gets like detained and so they're separated right they're
like exiling him off the ship dropping him at whatever the fucking nearest dock is and taking
her on to london and have her in in like in like a confinement or whatever and so they're totally
separated and you gotta think like this is fucking 1923 we ain't got no cell phones we ain't got no email we ain't got no gps how's she gonna
find him who the fuck knows i have no idea like it seems hopeless that she's ever gonna get back
to the love of her fucking life and i'm just devastated oh devastated but it's also all her
fault it's funny like taylor the way he writes her character is very interesting because you love them so much as a couple.
Like, you root for them.
You know, like, everyone's saying, like, they're the love story.
Yellowstone never gave us, like, all these things.
Like, but there are things that she does that are so fucking infuriating.
Like, I love her and I root for her and Spencer, but I also fucking hate her.
She makes some of the dumbest decisions and she says some of the dumbest shit,
and it's like, you did this, girlfriend.
You did this.
You did this, didn't you?
She did it to herself.
Yeah.
I got a new show for you.
Called The Consultant.
Okay.
I think I've seen a preview of this, maybe.
It's on Prime.
It's got Christoph Waltz,
who was in a lot of Tarantino things.
He's the best.
Follows the relationship between an employee and a boss,
asking how far we will go to get ahead and to survive.
The Consultant.
It's taking place at a, like a Silicon Valley gaming company.
Owner of the company is a programmer, Korean kid,
who's really young and obviously like extremely rich and making all these amazing games or whatnot.
And his assistant giving a tour of the gaming facility to like a bunch of middle schoolers.
She takes all the middle schoolers into his office to meet him and then he like shows them new games or whatnot.
So she leaves the room while he's in
there with the kid then you hear a couple gunshots the assistant and this other coder guy um nat
wolf who's in like faulkner stars and stuff like that run into the office and one of the kids has
shot him shot the the owner he dies tragic later that night christoph waltz's character shows up he's like i'm here to take over
and he shows like this contract that the now dead owner had signed over to christoph waltz in in
case that there was in case of his untimely death or whatnot so now christoph waltz is like running
this company and he's fucking crazy and
weird and like doing a bunch of weird, weird shit. And they finally, they find the footage
of like the one day that this Christoph Waltz character showed up at the office
and you see them talk for like 15 minutes, you see them sign something, and then you see the game developer get down on his knees and start blowing Christoph Waltz.
And then Christoph Waltz kind of grabs his head and violently face fucks him.
Can I say that?
Don't love that.
Yeah, and it's like, whoa, what's happening here?
And then he looks straight into the camera.
It's really kind of creepy.
It's like really kind of creepy.
So then it's Elaine and Craig, the assistant and the programmer, like trying to figure out like who the fuck Regis Patoff is, which is Christoph Waltz character, why he's there, what he's doing.
And it starts to unravel and unfold and gets creepier.
And you're like, is this demons?
Like what's happening here?
They like sell a soul.
Anyways, we're like three or four episodes in.
It is so good. Go watch the show. The show the consultant i think you'll love it okay i think i mentioned it maybe last week but i hadn't
started it but my best friend kirsten recommended the show on apple plus called surface and it's
not new it's it's kind of been out for a minute. I started it, and I am absolutely obsessed with it.
I have binged the shit out of it. I'm already on episode, like, six.
It's very, very good. It's honestly one of my favorite things I've seen in a while.
Whatever Reese Witherspoon's production company is, like, she did it.
And there's no one really notable in it or anything like that.
I mean, all the actors I really like, but it's just nobody's name that you'd recognize.
But it's very good.
Highly recommend.
A woman's quest to rebuild her life after a suicide attempt and her struggle to understand all the things that led up to that moment.
Surface on Apple TV.
Okay.
Yeah.
So that's pretty lame synopsis.
But anyway, so yeah, it opens up like episode one or whatever of this girl.
Her name's sophie it doesn't really show it but i guess she jumps off of a boat and tries to commit suicide
but survives right and so that but she was in a coma and when she wakes up she has no memory of
anything beforehand she doesn't know anything going back into her life and having to be taught
like who she is and she and she like doesn't even remember like her friends or her husband or
anything like that and then she starts to have some of these flashbacks um I don't I'm not
ruining anything but she starts to have flashbacks where like she sees different friends in these
flashbacks and they're calling her a different name and so you're like oh what's up with that
and then the husband is super fucking sketchy you know and so you're like oh what's up with that
and then um also her therapist is super fucking sketchy and you're like what's up with that and it just there's a lot of stuff going on
that you're you're just like everyone seems sketchy as fuck and every episode just kind of
has like it takes you down like a new path or you're like god i didn't see that coming now what
so it's very good god just reminded me of the keenan sketch. What's up with that? What's up with that? What's up with that?
All right, I'm into that.
Speaking of, did you watch Travis Kelsey on SNL?
No, I didn't.
Oh, it was pretty good.
He did a good job.
Yeah, I could see him doing a good job.
He really did.
His monologue was great, which, I mean, I've been to SNL a few times.
I've seen Miley do it.
And so I really know the behind the scenes of it all.
The monologue is the scariest part. It's always like, if you can make it to the monologue,
you're Gucci, right? And that's, it's just you up there. You're starting the show. It's really
the first thing you're doing live. And so it's just very scary. And I feel like once everybody's,
you know, over the monologue, it's like, and I thought his monologue was great. He killed it
with that one. And then like for the skits I thought
he did so good he definitely had a couple moments where he got like tripped up on his words you know
reading the cue cards or whatnot um but he honestly like I was just really impressed so
that he did a great job and then Kelsey Ballerini performed and she played two songs off her new EP
which is all about her divorce you know and I don't know if you've followed any of this like
Kelsey and Morgan drama but basically like before they were actually divorced,
Morgan put out this song
that was clearly about the relationship.
And now Kelsey's put out this EP
that's clearly about the relationship.
And now Morgan's come out and said,
like, I just can't believe you would sink this low
to like put out music about what happened between us.
And it's like, what the fuck, dude?
You put out the song first before we were even divorced.
It was like, what do you mean?
Like you did it first.
And so he kind of like threw her under the bus.
And so she keeps like answering him back
with like her performances and stuff like that.
And so like during one of the songs,
she like changes the outro of one of the songs
to basically be like a snap back at him
about what he said about her.
And it's just all so good.
Was John B there?
He was backstage.
She posted a bunch of photos with him.
I'm surprised. They should have used John B. on the
show. I feel like that would have been like
a little... Yeah.
I understand that. Yeah. They did bring
Jason Kelsey up
for in one of the skits which was
hilarious and really cool that they
did that. And then they also kind of
included him in the monologue so that was fun.
Has he responded to any DMs or what's going on there?
You know, I haven't DMed him.
Number one, A, because I feel like he's getting like just so many DMs, right?
Like I'm just going to be one of many.
Also, he's been busy partying.
He was in Vegas partying.
Now he's been busy with SNL.
So I'm just kind of like, you know, biding my time.
Yeah. So we'll see. But he's so hot. So hot. So hot. But Hansel's so hot right now. There's a couple of things on TikTok that I don't know their account names, but they're just showing up. There's
one guy who has a rake and he walks around during rainstorms and he scrapes drains and clears them
out. And there's nothing more satisfying
than seeing all the water rush into the drain.
I don't know why, but I love that guy.
Fucking keep doing what you're doing.
Your algorithm is so straight.
Keep doing what you're doing.
The other thing that I have in my algorithm
that I fucking love, Italians who are cooks,
and I can't understand what they're fucking saying.
There's one guy who's got kind of like a shaved head,
but he's got cool glasses.
He's a handsome man.
He always makes amazing Italian dishes.
Fucking luckily the subtitles are in English.
So I'm like, oh, cool.
Yeah, I can make that.
But he's fucking amazing.
And then there's another guy
who's got like a sandwich shop in Italy.
It's very bare bones sandwiches.
He like gets a good piece of bread,
takes a little bit of the bread out.
And then he puts like mozzarella or like cheese on there. and then like shaves off a bunch of like capicola or prosciutto
or whatever.
And then fucking that's all the sandwich is that he cuts it in half and it looks so fucking
simple, but so good.
It's so satisfying.
Italians on TikTok that are cooking.
I love them the best.
The most.
Wow.
They're great.
And then also I have like Selena Haley, Kylie
drama on my TikTok. And then like a lot of like
stuff about aliens. What's on your
algorithm?
A lot of horses,
honestly. A lot of horse content,
a lot of horse girl content.
A lot, I always get a lot
of fan videos about
The Last of Us,
1923, things, whatever the phone hears me talk about that i'm
watching or i guess knows i'm watching because of my phone i always get like a lot of content
about that i would say i get like a lot of makeup tutorial videos going through which by the way we
you know we never talk about girly things on the show i never talk about girly things on the show
but i gotta say lady Lady Gaga's new makeup
line. I don't know if it's actually new, but it's like kind of new, but it's sold Sephora. It's
called House Labs. Guys, great stuff. Not an ad. Wish it was. They did send me products to try,
but like I've been using their foundation, their blush, their highlighter, and their setting powder.
And I'm so impressed. Like I'm very picky about makeup and what I put on my face and I'm loving it.
So yeah, my phone hears me talk about this
and then I'm going to get a bunch of
makeup girl content, which is fine.
I've seen a couple videos of like sheep
who have like gotten away from the herd
and then they've grown like way too much wool
and they can't fucking move. They're just like a giant
boulder. Yeah, that's so sad. I hate seeing that.
I do too, but also, what happens
in the wild with these sheep?
Are sheep not wild?
I don't think they are.
So we created sheep?
Yeah,
they're domestic animals,
right?
But what are they derived from?
Goats?
Maybe.
What the,
where do these fucking things
come from?
Because if they were in the wild,
they'd just be like
these giant puffballs
that are just dying
left,
right,
and center
because they can't fucking-
Should we Google it?
Yeah,
Google that.
I need to know.
Are there wild sheep?
Surely there are wild sheep.
Descendants from the wild Asian mouflon in Southwest Asia.
Oh, together with goat, the first domestic livestock species.
Huh.
We made these fucking animals grow hair until they die. It so sad it's so sad that's a weird thing
we've done with sheep that's crazy town yeah dude i got into a argument the other day at the grocery
store oh i went to vaughn's shout out to vaughn's they have the best homemade salsa so i go there
i'm only getting a few things okay only getting a few things so i've got the basketons, they have the best homemade salsa So I go there, I'm only getting a few things
Okay, only getting a few things
So I've got the basket, I don't have the
The cart, or as people in the south call it
A buggy, I have the basket
I do not call it a buggy
I don't either, I never like that
I bet you know who calls it a buggy?
The Murdaws
I know what the express line is Alright, I. I know what the rules are. 15 and below.
Okay. You can get away with 16 if it's like the two of the same things, I think, but whatever.
But I know what the rules are. So I get 15 items. Exact. Cause your boy's a rule follower. Okay.
Are you? Yes, I actually am. Okay. G gives me anxiety. So I go up to the express line.
I start putting things out.
And this fucking Russian guy behind me goes,
hey, bro, this is the express line.
And I'm like, yeah, I know.
He was like, you have too many things.
And I said, okay, fine.
So then I started putting them up.
He's like, it's fine.
It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
He goes, it's 10 or less. And I go, I thought it thought it was 15 or less well I tried to do it last time I was here
bro and she yelled at me this woman who's right there so I look at her and I was like what she's
like I don't know what the fuck this guy's talking about and then I'm like I thought it was 15 or
less and he goes no it's 10 or less and so I look up and there's a sign that says 15 or less and I
go what the fuck is that guy?
And he goes, well, she gave me, it's fine, bro.
And I go, yeah, I know it's fucking fine because I have 15 fucking items here.
This is why fucking no one likes you.
All right?
Stop bombing and cred, you fucking asshole.
And stop telling people how many items I can have at the grocery, at the express line.
I know the rules, okay?
You're new to my country. Maybe in fucking Soviet Russia,
we only allow 10 fucking items during checkout.
But in America, land of the free, home of the brave,
15 items at checkout.
And don't you fucking talk to me.
Also, we're in public.
You don't talk to me.
Unless something terrible is happening
or you want to compliment my shoes,
don't fucking talk to me.
I know the rules because the sign is right above your fucking Russian hat, guy.
Wow.
It's a good rant.
You know what's funny is that none of that really happened.
Like me getting mad.
I hate you so much.
I never know what to believe with you.
No, no, no.
That happened, but I didn't get mad at him.
I was like, I kind of bitched out.
I'm like, this is, do you ever get in arguments in the shower with things that you think might happen or things that have happened?
No, I don't do that.
Oh, I do this all the time.
I always am role playing with myself.
What really happened was he was like, hey, bro, it's only 10 items.
And I was like, oh, really?
Okay.
And then I was like, that's cool.
Because if that was the rule, I'd be like, oh, I'm breaking the law.
And I need to go.
The law.
I need to go to the correct line.
And he was like, no, it's okay.
It's okay.
And I was like, okay.
So then I kept.
Then why say anything at all?
Yeah.
So I kept like living my life.
And then I was like, I thought it was 15.
Like I was like, every grocery store is 15. Like I was like every grocery store is 15.
And he goes, well, last time I was here, she, she gave me shit. Cause I had, I had over 10 and I
was like, huh? And the woman didn't say shit. I was waiting for her to be like, yeah, you know,
it's 10, but she didn't say anything. And then, then I did see the sign. I said, I said, it says
15 right there. And he goes, oh, well, you know, last time I was, and I was like, okay, fuck,
don't fucking talk to me. That's when I was like, okay, don't fucking talk to me.
That's when I was like, okay, we're not talking to you.
I wish I'd be like, hey, fuck you, man.
Go back to fucking Soviet Russia with Putin and all your assholes.
Okay.
I know.
But I didn't do that.
I was just like, whatever.
And I fucking left.
But that's, this is my, the podcast is for me.
I hope he listens.
He doesn't probably because he probably listens to some bullshit Russian propaganda.
He's probably from like fucking Croatia and I'm like way off.
But you know what?
I like him being Russian and makes the story better because then he's my enemy.
He's my enemy now.
Wow, that was a lot.
Yeah.
So have you heard of Borg?
No.
Okay. So this is what the kids are doing these days.
I saw this TikTok.
This is crazy.
What?
Listen to this.
Every college kid is making this.
It's called Borg.
Let's make it and try it out.
First step, we take a gallon of water and dump about half.
I think that'll do just fine.
Then we're going to fill it back up with vodka.
Back when I was in college, we used like Fleshman's. This is going to get me absolutely trashed. I have some extra vodka we're going to fill it back up with vodka. Back when I was in college, we used like Fleshman's.
This is going to get me absolutely trashed.
I have some extra vodka.
We're going to fill the rest up with.
So you have half a gallon of vodka.
With your choice of liquid water enhancer, I'm using strawberry watermelon.
I don't know how much I'm supposed to use, but I'm assuming.
So it's half water, half vodka, and they get Mio drops,
and they're putting Mio drops in a gallon of water.
Doing a decent amount.
Lastly, fill it up with two hydration packets.
Put the cap on.
Then they put in hydration packets like liquid IV or whatnot.
And give it a nice shake.
Shake it up.
The most important part, you have to name your Borg with using the word Borg in it.
Okay, that's kind of fun.
So you have to name the Borg while using the name Borg in it.
This is just off the top of my head.
I named mine Borg and Wallen.
And yes, I do have five-year-old handwriting.
Let's try out Borg and Wallen.
You can't taste the alcohol.
I now see why Borg stands for Black Outrage Gallant because this is a recipe for blacking out.
Be sure to follow me for more drink recipes and reviews.
Cheers.
Black Outrage Gallant?
Outrage Gallant? I got to ask Maddie if she knows what this is. Black. Outrage gallon. Outrage gallon.
I got to ask Maddie if she knows what this is.
Dude.
I kind of want to borg it up.
I mean, it makes sense.
Like these Gen Zers are kind of smart.
Like they're getting their hydration.
So they're not probably be like super hungover.
A lot of water.
I'm asking my 15 year old friend.
Genius though. Maddie said, yes,-year-old friend. Genius, though.
Maddie said yes.
I know what that is.
Oh, my God.
Who's Maddie?
My 15-year-old friend.
You have a 15-year-old friend?
Yeah, she rides horses with me.
That seems like that's going to get you in trouble.
It's like a little sister, big sister vibe, okay?
And I probably learn all of the tea on the Gen Zers and what they got going on. So is she
drinking Borg? I'm sure.
These kids party hard, these 15-year-olds.
Maybe mine would be Borgen Freeman.
Okay, you just copied him because that's still
Morgan, but okay. But mine's not
racist.
Hilarious. He did say
the N-word one time, so we have to
remember that. Oh my gosh. He did. Alright. Listen, he might write hit songs, but he did say the n-word one time so we have to remember that oh my god he did all right listen
he might write hit songs but he did say it one time so here we are okay so there's a there's a
creator i hate saying that on tiktok that i love called peedy but he also is a musician and i love
his music and i saw this song recently pop up on my playlist.
And so this is Petey, Don't Tell the Boys.
Don't tell the boys that we don't spend the week inside
And watch three seasons of The O.C.
Till Marissa fucking dies
And no time
So more like Ryan, you're a little more like Seth
You're so quick-witted when we talk about what happens after death.
Heard your brother's in the desert.
He's been fighting for our freedom.
He's been chasing nameless faces ever since he finished rehab.
We support the individual without support.
The whole damn conflict is either shooting guns or heroin. At least one of them pays for calling dogs. I thought you'd appreciate the OC reference in that song.
Loved the reference.
Right.
Also, that whole thing was just very, like, early 2000s.
That's okay. Love it. Love it. that's kind of what's in right now these kids are fucking dressing like we dressed in
the early 2000s and it's weird they are yeah so weird agree i saw this weird tiktok of like a time
lapse of all women's fashion from like 1890 to like now.
And let me just say, the roaring 20s are where it's at.
Totally.
Women look fucking, let's go back to that.
They look great.
It wasn't super revealing.
They weren't like wearing crazy heels,
but they were in like all these cool dresses with like long necklaces.
They look great.
Let's go back to that.
I like that.
I'm here for.
Have you heard of Lizzie McAlpine?
No.
I feel like she could have gone with a different last name as a stage name,
but I saw her perform on Jimmy Fallon, actually, and I really liked it.
It's kind of emo, but I like it.
She played her song Ceilings on Fallon.
I would play that one.
I really like that one a lot. To be sitting here with you. You're kind of cute, but it's raining harder.
My shoes are now full of water. Lovely to be rained on with you it's kind of cute but it's so short
then you're driving me home and i don't want to leave but i have to go You kiss me in your car.
And it feels like the start of a movie I've seen before.
I love that stuff.
Reminds me of, I think it was A.P.O. Donovan was her name.
I like that like real breathy, sad bastard girl rock.
Yeah. Or girl folk. I'm excited
because next week
we get to play some of Miley's new songs!
Oh yeah? Yeah, her album comes out on
the 10th. Oh nice. What
anniversary of hers was
that one on? What what? Is that the day
that her and Liam broke up?
Oh, no. But I'm pumped
because I've been listening to this album now for like eight months.
And I've got some faves that I'm excited to share.
Nice.
We got some calls.
You want to do some calls?
Sure.
Okay.
Hey, guys.
I can't believe I'm calling in because I am one of the wisest peers that does not like listening to the voicemails.
Hypocrite.
I'm going to call in to tell you guys
you need to be watching the show Shrinking.
It's on Apple TV with Jason Segel and Harrison Ford.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's one of the best shows I've seen in a very long time.
It's hilarious.
It's only 30 minutes long.
It's only going to be about 10 episodes, I think.
And I believe there's six episodes in.
You guys have to watch it. You will love it. Thanks, guys. I do love Jason Segel.
I can't believe her.
What?
I know.
My wife is calling in, and now she's a wife to your calling in.
I know.
Girl.
Girl.
Girl.
Girl.
Hey, Wells and Brandy.
Yo.
This is your friend Hillary from Portland, Oregon.
Hey, Hill.
Well, actually a smaller town outside of Portland.
But I had to call to tell you guys that my husband just loves to make fun of me because I always reference you guys as my friends.
I'm like, oh, my friends from the pod reference this movie.
We are friends, Hillary.
Yeah.
So we always have a good chuckle about that.
Yeah.
But I want to recommend to you guys.
Hold on.
Tell your deadbeat husband that we are friends, Hillary, all right?
Craig or Barry or whatever your name is.
You are on one today.
Movie from Netflix.
Okay.
It's called Lou.
It has Allison Janney and Journey Smoltz in it.
Cool.
It's just like a really good like kind of suspenseful.
You kind of know who does it in the beginning, but then there's like a great twist at the end.
So you guys should check that out. I think you'd really like it. And then I'm always listening to you guys in the beginning, but then there's like a great twist at the end. So you guys should check that out.
I think you'd really like it.
And then I'm always listening to you guys in the car, but I want to say thanks for recommending Girlboss.
It's like a really good, easy watch.
Couldn't find anything to watch the other night, and so I went to YFTpodcast.com.
Nice.
I stumbled upon that, and it's been a great, easy watch.
That's about it.
Love you guys here in Oregon, and you guys should definitely come check out Oregon sometime.
Thanks.
Bye.
Yeah, let's go to Oregon.
I've been wanting to.
My mom's been begging me to do like a road trip up the coast with her.
Yeah.
I feel like Oregon and Washington State are two places that are just so underrated and kind of slept on because of their location.
I feel like a lot of people don't venture up there.
But I would like to. I would really love to. What do you think about Daisy Jones and the Six? I don't know what that is. How do you not know what that is? Is that a band?
It's literally all over TikTok right now. No, you're not. I'm on the Selena, Hailey,
Kylie side of TikTok right now. I feel like you, I haven't seen it, so I don't know,
but I feel like it's something you would like to watch. Apparently, it was a book that they turned into a show about, from what I can tell, a 70s band.
Riley Kioff, however you say her last name, Elvis' granddaughter, she's in it, and it's an Amazon show.
So I'm excited to watch it.
I mean, they've been advertising it like crazy.
They got crazy money behind it, but it looks like it's going to be really good.
Following the rise of rock band Daisy Jones in the 60s, the 70s,
through the 70s, L.A. music scene on their quest for worldwide icon status.
I don't think that's a real band, though.
No, it's a book.
Okay, good, because I'd be like, I should know that band.
Yeah.
All right, well, if you want to call in and give us your recommendations,
you can, 858-630-1856.
I know the YFTers don't like when we play them,
but I think that they do, and they're lying to us, is what I think.
That's what I think.
Yeah, I mean, they're giving good recommendations.
Yes, the sonic fidelity is not up to par, but what can you do?
Also, please rate and review on the Apple Play Store.
Five stars, no matter what.
And then you can say whatever the fuck you want.
You can talk so much shit.
We'll do a fuck you very much, I think, next week.
We didn't really talk about your trip to...
Did you go to Belize?
Where'd you go?
Oh, yeah.
I guess we could kind of go out on that.
I did go to Belize for a whole week.
A little girls trip with three of my besties
um it was lovely i mean listen belize is just one of those places that i think is you know 85 and
sunny all year round which is absolutely fantastic um it is very close where we were is like very
close it's just further south than tulum so i would say like if you want to like if you
want to go to Tulum,
but don't want to A, pay that much money and B, deal with those crowds, I would say Belize is a
very good option for you. The beach was very similar. The places we stayed were absolutely
stunning. I stayed at Zana on the beach and then we actually went inland and stayed at Kana in the
jungle for a few nights. But yeah, I would say it's tulum without the crowds without the nightlife there's zero nightlife it's
it's very sleepy pretty cheap once you're there like everything's pretty cheap and i felt super
safe easy to get around lots of activities if you're an adventure gal or guy you know a lot
of hiking zip lining tubing you can go like cave splunking, horseback riding.
You can do all kinds of things.
So it's great for groups.
I think it's a lovely place for couples.
Seems very like, you know, honeymoon couples retreat vibes in a lot of places.
But yeah, I had a great time.
Awesome.
Well, I'm excited to one day go there.
Yeah, you guys would love it.
Yeah.
All right, YFTers, we love you.
We'll be back again next week.
Bigger, badder, and better than ever.
In person.
In person.
Are you being in town?
I'm being in LA, yeah.
Fudge, yeah.
Oh, we're going to Miley's party.
Miley's party.
All right.
Team Selena.
All day, guys.
I'm team everyone Are you?
You whispered something
I don't know
I'll tell you later
Alright see you guys
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