Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Goat Brains, Lotion Crud and Sexy Feet?

Episode Date: February 26, 2025

YFTers, it’s almost March - somehow we are two months into 2025 already. Anywayyy, this week, Wells brings us up to speed on his new golf themed podcast that just launched called The Vanity Index—so break out those polos and single white leather gloves. Brandi is dealing with ITCHY boobs and she cannot stop touching them. PSA: If you see Brandi at dinner, please remind her to keep her hands off the goods. In the TV corner: Traitors keeps being straight-up Crazytown, USA and TikTok is spiraling over Danielle’s dramatics (and those hats), and we are living for it. Meanwhile, The Bachelor races along at Mach 8 (or 9, or maybe 10??) in what feels like the shortest season ever, making it real hard to invest in these so-called love stories. Wells also has a White Lotus theory—what if the monkeys are actually the murderers? 🤯 The pair debate the pros and cons of having a feet themed OnlyFans account, while Wells reminisces about a time when Dave Matthews ruled the airwaves and skinny jeans were as tight as ever. Plus, rappers in legal drama, Murder TV, and Brandi’s latest travel inspo—Sardinia, Canary Islands, and Majorca. As always, rate, review, and tell us if you’d subscribe to Wells’ foot content. 👣 🛎 Favorite Things Mentioned: White Lotus Season 3 Severance Season 2 Paradise Season 1  The Fox Hollow Murders American Murder: Gabby Petito 1923 Season 2 Fourth Wing (Book) Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!  Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to Hungryroot.com/yft and use code yft. Apostrophe: Get your first visit for only $5 at Apostrophe.com/YFT when you use our code: YFT. Quince: Go to Quince.com/yft for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Mood: Get 20% off your first order at Mood.com/YFT with promo code YFT. Happy Mammoth: For a limited time get 15% off on your entire first order at happymammoth.com and use the code YFT. Betterhelp: Visit BetterHelp.com/favoritething today to get 10% off your first month. Article: Visit Article.com/yft for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation

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I think you guys are gonna like it. Freaking watch Traders last night. What is going on with the Traders? It's crazy town USA. Caught up on White Lotus. I got a theory about White Lotus I'm gonna throw out Brandy. And yeah, all right.

Should we do it? Should we call the Brandy? It's time to call her up. Go check it out. Go check it out, what does that mean? Hi. How you doing? I'm doing decent.

Yeah? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, what about you? I mean, great, my boobs feel great. Oh, I'm so glad. How do your boobs feel? You want to really know how they feel?

Yeah, I don't want any lies. Itchy as fuck. Oh, you got itchy titties. Itch titties. Something no one talks about, you know? They don't tell you about. They don't tell you. All these TikTokers that get their boobs done

aren't telling you that like day 10 you start itching so badly. You're like crawling out of your skin. Inside? All of it. It's itching. And are you allowed to itch? I mean, you're not ever really supposed to itch, right? Like it's not, it always makes it worse apparently. Like anytime you have a bug bite or anything itchy, it's like you're not supposed to itch it. It makes it worse. But I was at dinner a couple nights ago and just like couldn't help myself, you know? I'm just like subconsciously going like this.

And my friends are like, yo, like we get it, but we're at Soho house. Can you not touch your boobs? That's weird. Excuse me, ma'am, please stop twerking your nipples in front of the patrons. Yeah, my friends were saying it, thankfully not the waiter, but yeah.

Yo, like we understand what's going on, but like no one else does, so can you not? Yeah. But other than that, it's like going good. I feel like this has just all been so much easier than I anticipated as far as like healing goes and like feeling good. I think the hardest part is that because I do feel so good,

it's hard to not do anything. My doctor reminded me at my one week post-op, hey, I know you feel great, but just please remember you're still healing and don't do anything. I was like, okay. Does Stargirl think you like have abandoned her because you don't have a writing?

Well, she's getting ridden by somebody else, thankfully, like a friend's writingiding her for me. But I go out there with friends and have them get her out of the stall and I stand there and supervise and we do things with her and put medicine on her ankles and brush her and do the things, but I just delegate. But it's so fucking hard to not be hands on. It's so hard to just stand there and not do anything.

It's infuriating actually, cause I just want to do it so bad, you know, myself. So I think that's the hardest part, is having to stand by and just like, watch everyone else do all the things that need to be done, because I'm just used to doing everything myself. When do you get released and back into the wild? I think like the, the like real release is six weeks.

People are allowed to go back to work, you know, after like a week or two. People with desk jobs and easy jobs, things that aren't physically strenuous. I think if I needed to DJ this weekend, I could. I would just have to take it easy. But as far as lifting anything over 10 pounds, six weeks, I definitely shouldn't be handling animals that could drag me, even the dogs. I'm a little hesitant to like

walk anyone on a leash in case one like goes after something and pulls me harder or whatever. So I think six weeks until I'm like back to my actual normal routine. When are we opening up the OnlyFans account? I keep asking Matt when I'm allowed to do that. Yeah. And I'm like, look at this, like we're talking about doing

a summer vacay, right? In Spain. And I'm like, look at this Airbnb Like we're talking about doing a summer vacay, right? In Spain. And I'm like, look at this Airbnb. It's like $20,000 for a week. Like if I got on OnlyFans, we could afford that. I keep sending him nice things. And I'm like, I'm volunteering to start OnlyFans so we can afford these things.

And he's like, absolutely not. Oh, no, he's not. If you were to do it OnlyFans, what would you do? Would it just be tasteful nudes? I have no idea because the reality is I'm never gonna do one, but it's just funny to me how it just grinds his gears so much. He gets so worked up about the idea of me doing OnlyFans.

It's hilarious to me. So at this point, it's a complete joke on my end of never getting on OnlyFans. But I will every other day say to him, if I was on OnlyFans. But I will like every other day say to him, like, if I was on OnlyFans, we could have that house or we could buy that horse or we could take that trip. What if it was just feet? I said that. I said, what if I do feet pics? And he still was like, you can't do that.

I was like, why not? I was like, it's totally harmless. I could probably even get away with doing it anonymously, you know? Yeah. And I think I could probably make. Okay, I'll ask you because this is what I asked. I asked Matt, do you think I would make more money doing anonymous feet pics but doing some real freaky shit? Or doing feet pics with my name on it? That's like very PG and like not that big of a deal.

Or are we talking about real risque stuff? Are we talking about foot jobs? I don't know actually. I don't know what the people would request, but I could imagine that there's some crazy shit. Yeah. Have you ever given a foot job before? I have not, no. Okay.

Can't say I have. I think name recognition alone, You think? PG you. Really? I do. I don't know. Interesting. Do you want to know something funny though? I do. I don't know. Interesting. Do you wanna know something funny though?

Sure. So I have a cameo account. I don't really ever promote it. You do? I do. I used to, I think during COVID or something. Yeah. And it's just, I just feel so cringy doing it.

Same, but people seem to like it. But I don't really promote it. But there's one guy who like every year is like, hey, you want to send some, some feet pics? And I'm answering him once being like, no. And he was like, I need to know, are your feet ticklish? And do you want to start sending some feet pics? And I was like, no.

But then I'm like, but how much, how much are we talking? How much is this? I mean, I feel like I'm at the point where if you can't beat them, join them. Like, if the price is right, I could be talked into some feet picks. You know what I mean?

Yeah. At the end of the day, I'm like, who am I hurting here? Besides myself by not doing this. Yourself, yeah, that's who you're hurting. You're hurting your ability to have a good time in Mykonos. No, I know. I know.

Trust me, it's been a hot topic actually this week. All right, well YFT here is what do you think? Should Brandy get into OnlyFans? Please use the poll below. Yeah, I don't know if there's like an OnlyFeet and then there's like an OnlyFans. I think just on OnlyFans you can do OnlyFeet. Really?

I think so. I don't know. I don't really, I don't. Don't frequent the app. I don't frequent the app, but I like a lot of people are on that. It's crazy. I know. Whatever you know I do. We've just normalized it. We'll see how desperate I get. You know, we'll see how expensive this trip starts getting. What trip

where are you going? Oh, I don't know somewhere warm somewhere nice in August, you know, maybe Greece, but I think I would rather do, I've never been to Mallorca, I hear great things. I also have had my eye on the Canary Islands for a while, Tenerife, you know. Also Sardinia is high on my list. So I don't know. Where's Sardinia?

I think I'm just gonna, Sardinia, it's off the coast of Italy. Okay. I think I'm gonna book a flight just, you know, into Europe somewhere, like London or Barcelona, plan it as I go. It's like once you're over there, you can kind of go wherever you want, you know?

Are you going with Matt? Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I come? Yeah, you and Sarah could come. I think it'd be weird if just you came, but like. Yeah, I guess. A couple's trip sounds nice, you know?

Okay. Yeah. My brother's getting a house for a month in France. Oh shit. In July. Where, my brother's getting a house for a month in France. Oh shit in July Coast No, I think it's outside of Provence and so Provo So we might just go to France and then so maybe we'll meet up with you guys that'd be sickening

Are you doing that in August July? Okay, so I don't know. So no, I guess not but well We're gonna go in early August so you never know. Okay. Well, I'm excited that you're going to start a OnlyFans feet page. That's great. I think that I mean, I have great feet. I feel like it's just a waste not to. Yeah, exactly. I don't know why getting new tits inspired on OnlyFeet, but it did.

That's where we are, man. Yeah. And the people want it. Brand new. Do they? I don't know. Let's see. Let's see if they do. Let me know. None of the YT people want it. Brandy. I don't know. Let's see. Let's see if they do. Let me know. None of the wires. You just want it. Thank God. They're all chill, you know, but yeah, there's some freaks for sure that do. Yeah. Okay.

Maybe you bros and hoes. You're listening to your favorite thing podcast with someone who is going to be starting an only fans feet page. Wells and Brandi. I can't reach my bell. I can't do the reaching yet. Can't do the reaching huh? No, no. Just you know, I don't think so. Did you watch traders? I sure did. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills watching a show now. It's starting to annoy me a little bit. A little bit. Yeah.

TikTok was up in arms over Danielle's freaking theatrics. The after the round table, her crying, it's like, oh my God. It wasn't just crying. Well, she was like convulsing. Oh, I know, shaking. Yeah. Also what's with the dumb hats that she wears?

I don't know. I feel like there's a couple people on this show that wear really dumb hats and I'm confused about it. Yeah. I can't believe, Carolyn, she just had to be quiet and she was fine. I know, she really like, the tables just turned so fast during that fucking chess game. I also think there's a world in which,

I think a lot of people are like, it's both of them. So it doesn't really matter who we get, you know? which I think a lot of people are like, it's both of them. It doesn't really matter who we get, you know? Yeah, but because they're all like, it's definitely two girls. Like if I'm watching this being like, the faithfuls are going to end this game early at this point. I know. I know. It's wild. Anyways, so start in the beginning, you figure out who they decide to murder and it is Sam or Banished and Sam.

I think that makes sense, but like, I keep thinking about you need to get heat off yourself. Right, like that's the main thing and you can do it with murders. Doesn't pin it on anybody else, right? That's true. They should have killed Dylan and then everyone would have been like Gab else, right? That's true. They should have killed Dylan and then everyone would have been like Gabby, right?

Like that's such an easy thing of Dylan has been going at Gabby and also like I can see Gabby being a traitor. Like totally. She is one of those people that like is a lot smarter than she that comes across or like, cause she does the whole Jennifer Coolidge, you know, like thing. And then like the other one I thought of killing Tom

because then everyone would be like, Dolores, like was Tom right? You know, like that's my thing of like, why aren't you, why are you doing the things that you're doing? Because they're not strategizing at all. No, because they're fighting one another, which is so dumb.

I mean, it's so very telegraphed, like what Danielle wants to do, which is just get. I mean, it's so very telegraphed, like what Danielle wants to do, which is just get her buddy in there. Which is so weird. I thought they hated each other on episode one. I don't understand. I did too. When it was offered that Rob could come in the game,

but someone would have to leave, like the thought was is that she would, one of them would take the other out, you know? So they kill Sam, he was a smarter player. Like he was starting to like figure things out for sure. But I just don't think that that pins it on anybody else. It just keeps the onus on both of you guys, you know? And then what was the challenge?

Oh, it was- It was that weird chess game. Yeah, then they brought Parvati and Kate or whatever from like an old season. Yeah, like I don't know if I need that. It's similar to like when in paradise when you have old bachelorettes come down, you're like, what are we doing here? Are we just paying extra money for this?

I don't know if we need it. Yeah, that's true. But Carolyn makes the grave mistake of being like, no one's listening to me. No one's paying attention to me. And then the last question is who is not listened to. It's like, dude, a little too on the nose. It was cringy and it was hard to watch cause I was like rooting for her, you know?

If a traitor had to win, I wanted her to win. I thought she was playing an amazing game. No one was suspecting her. One episode, she just ruined everything. Like Dylan is all in on Danielle. ahead at the end there when she's going to recruit somebody. It's like obviously Brittany and Brittany just like immediately knows like what's happening. But if I'm Brittany, you know, I think she says like this is the dumbest

decision she could make. Brittany either has to accept or or leave right? Is that the deal? You have to take it. I would actually I would Brittany I would actually, if I were Britney, I would be pissed as fuck about her for putting me in that situation. Same. Yeah. It'll be interesting what her interviews are like,

because it's gonna be like, I knew she was a freaking traitor. Then you try to get Danielle out and then be the last one as Britney. I guess so, right? I think that's the play, but I feel like they're too sentimental about their friendship or something to do that.

Well, I think Danielle is, I'm not sure. I can't tell yet if Brittany's is an, is an act or not. And I hate to use the word act, but like, I can't tell if Brittany's playing a game and Danielle's being crazy or, you know, it's like hard to say about Brittany so far. Yeah. Cause if Brittany does know Danielle's a trader

this whole time, then she's playing a great game, right? Because she's not showing that. So yeah, I don't know. It'll be interesting to see, Brittany really has no choice other than to accept, which sucks. So it'll be interesting to see what she does with that. Yeah, we go film the after show thing

or the reunion at the end of the week. It'll be really interesting to see how people respond to everyone else, you know? Yep. People are gonna be like, Danielle, you were terrible at this. Because that's what the internet's saying. That's what I was gonna say. I feel like I've seen enough people from the cast

doing press interviews places or podcast interviews kind of saying like Danielle was playing a bad game, she was playing a dirty game. Like I feel like I've seen a lot of people come out and say like, yo, we were not down with how Danielle was playing. Is the argument then like, yeah, but she's still in the game and you guys aren't. True.

I'm still here and you're not. Yeah. Boston Robb, Wes, you know, like all you gamers. I'm still here. Carolyn out. My criticism of the Traders is that I think that their murders have not been strategic at all. Right. I think that there was only two really strategic murders and one was killing Crichelle

because it's like, dude, you're obviously a faithful. The killing of Jeremy in the coffin because it made everyone think that someone had to be a traitor in those coffins. So then it got people away. But other than that, I've been like, why would you kill them? I don't understand.

Yeah. Does it help your cause at all? I know. Unless Danielle's so smart I've been like, why would you kill them? I don't understand. Yeah, does it help your cause at all? I know. Unless Danielle's so smart that she's like, I want these terrible decisions to be made so I can get Carolyn out because it's going to be one of us. I don't even know. Yeah, I don't know either. I do want to go back and watch like another season now that I've seen one just to see the difference. Go watch last season. Last season was really good.

Yeah, okay. I wish you'd been stuck around obviously. I know, but c'est la vie. Yeah. I am dead, they banished me. What is that fucking French accent? I'm French now, I don't know, okay. All right guys, proud to say that this show

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Is it just me or is this gonna be like the shortest season of The Bachelor ever? It's seeming like that, right? I need to catch up, but it's seeming like it's a little rushed. He's already down to like eight girls or something crazy. It went from 30 to like 10 so fast. It's just a little nuts.

That show already is it's hard, drop your brain around relationships moving that fast within such a short time and getting there and getting to a place being engaged. Like my only complaint about them doing it like this and even speeding up the timeline more moving that fast within such a short time and getting there and getting to a place being engaged. My only complaint about them doing it like this and even speeding up the timeline more is that it makes it harder for you to believe the connections you see on screen when they happen within weeks. You know what I mean? Totally. I feel like he's got a good group of girls. There's a lot of them that I really like, but also because of the sped up timeline,

I feel like I'm not getting to know them as well either. I don't know. It's just hard to stay invested. I'll tell you what's not hard to stay invested in. Tell me. Right, Lotus. I haven't seen the new episode yet. You can't read. Come on. What are you doing? It just came out last night.

I know. You got to watch it. How was that? I was out. I know. I know. It is good. Okay. I mean, I like to hear one of my theories about it. Only if you're not going to ruin anything for me. I know. It's a theory. I don't know if it's right or not. Okay, I think the murderers are monkeys or the monkeys Okay, the monkeys get the guns or something Interesting. It's a lot of monkey talk a lot of monkeys a lot of monkeys in Thailand. I know

You're funny. Okay. I think it's the monkeys Telling you the monkeys are you up on severance? I don't watch severance I'll tell you what my theory is is that they are Mapping the human brain for people who are brain dead to be brought back. I think- That'd be sickening. I do wanna watch that show eventually. My sister loves it.

It's so good. So I think that Mark's wife who died in a car crash, what I think is that she didn't really die, that she was in a vegetative state. His whole thing that he's doing, this sorting or whatever, is trying to map the brain to be able to put all those memories, all those feelings into map it into one of those goat brains, and then put it into his wife. Also,

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I don't know, I just never started the first season and I just haven't started it, but I want to. It's on my radar. You know what I am caught up on? Paradise. Oh, me too. It's so good. So good.

Were you so bummed out that Billy gets killed the way he does? Yes, but it was so fucking genius because you don't like Billy for the first few episodes, but you don't know why. And then in that episode, from the beginning of that episode, they start to make you like Billy. Oh yeah. Just to fucking.

Oh yeah. It's devastating. And I didn't see that little hoe coming. I know. You know who did? Sarah. It was so annoying. Cause I saw it first and she was like, Oh, it's going to be her.

And I was like, wait, wait until what she says. And she's like, she's going to say that I'm the biggest motherfucker in the playground. She called that? Yeah. It shocked me. You know too much. Yeah. I was surprised.

Why don't you just kill this lady? That's what I know. Every time I'm like, I'm surprised. Why don't you just kill this lady? No, I know. Every time I'm like, I'm like, Billy, when she threatened you, Yeah. You just kill her with your bare hands. Yeah. There's evidence that she might've killed

the president of the United States. And then when, what's his name is confronting her, what the main character's name, he's got a gun. I'm like, just shoot her. No, I know. Just shoot her in the face. Infuriating. However, if they did that, there would be no show.

I get it, but that's my thought. But I'm loving it. I thought this last episode was so good. The whole thing's great. I really am hooked. I love it. Yeah, it's good. Highly recommend if you guys,

I mean, we kind of ruined a little bit for you, so sorry about that. But also not, I feel like we're being vague enough that you could go watch it. I don't know, but I love it. So if you haven't started Paradise, I say do that. Speaking of Hulu, I watched a show on Hulu that I am into.

I'm not finished with it yet, but it's called The Fox Hollow Murders. Oh, did you start that show I told you to about the Natalia Grace thing? They're making a scripted version of it now, right? Like- No, I cannot. Sarah said that to me too. Oh my God, I can now wait for that.

Yeah, you said it doesn't look good though. It does. It looks terrible, but that's not the whole thing is terrible. Can you believe though that Ellen Pompeo is in it? No, it's a crazy anatomy. It's wild, but I'll probably watch that just cause I like her, but, and I'm curious. Did you ever watch the show that- No, but I'll probably watch that just because I like her but I'm curious Did you ever watch the show that no, but I feel like I did because you literally dissected freaking episode for episode for us

Okay, so the Fox Hollow murders need to get into okay, Jeff Gillison launches a new investigation decades after thousands of bones were found in the woods behind Fox Hollow Farms using DNA technology they work to identify the human remains bring closure to the victims families. So it's this guy who's living a double life, right? He's got a family with two kids, he goes to church on Sundays. And then what does he do on the weekends? He goes to gay bars in town, brings people back to his estate, the Fox Hollow Farm, where he has it's the creepiest shit in the world. He's got this pool house where he's got a bunch of male mannequins just hanging around naked.

Is it true story? Yes. They found over 10,000 bones back there. They're like you think that like Gacy's bad. You think that Dahmer's bad. This guy murdered so many guys and there's this one guy who's the one who like did the tip on him. He was like, yeah, so I was at the bar. I went home with this guy. We went to his his like really cool state

out the country called Fox Hollow. He kept on trying to get me to drink something and I was like, kind of concerned about like, if he was trying to drug me, so I went to the bathroom, I poured it out, I filled it back up with water. And I just drink that that night. He's like, then we had sex in the pool. And then we we started doing auto erotic fixation stuff that he the guy was into. Like I strangled him and then he whacked off and whatever.

And then he was like, I wanna do it to you. And the guy was like, no, I'm not down with that. And then he tried to go and put the belt around his neck. And he was like, if I had been drugged up, there's no way I would have been able to stop this. But I was able to stop him because I was sober. So anyways, he goes and tells the cops that, the cops are like, they don't really do much.

And then these kids are playing in the backyard, they find a human skull. They call the cops and they're like, so he takes the human skull to the owner, his wife, and he's like, here's a human skull. And the kids are like, she didn't seem that like concerned about it, didn't report it. So the kid calls the police and is like,

hey, did they call about this human skull? And she was, the police were like, no. He's like, that's freaking weird. So she's in on it? The husband's like, oh, my father was a doctor, which he was, and he used to have like cadavers and stuff to work on. And we had one in the garage and we think that the rac,

I think the raccoons took the corpse out there. What? Then the police come, they search the house, they find so many bones, way too many bones. They're all burned and charred, and then they find this other, this like river bed where they're not even burned and charred. There's like full human being, like foot, feet,

and fucking skulls and jaws and teeth and everything. During this time, no one thinks to arrest this man. I'm sorry, if I had bones in my backyard, I'm pretty sure I'm the first guy they're bringing in to be like, what's going on with the bones, buddy? Yeah. And then it would be Sarah. And then maybe the old owners or something. Sure. First of all, they have like weeks of like getting all these bones up. This guy takes the sun to his other like lake house. The mother gets freaked out and

is like, Can you go back to get the sun had the cops go get the sun bring him back still didn't arrest this guy said that was bones. What's going on here? Anyways, he goes up going to Canada kills himself writes a note says nothing about the 10,000 bones. But then they're really bringing in this guy that like was the first guy that like was like, he tried to asphyxiate me but I was able to get away. This guy, I don't know if he was an accomplice, but he's the creepiest motherfucker you've ever seen in your entire life. He is so creepy.

First, red flag. He comes in to do an interview. He takes off his shoes. The interviewer is like, you taking off your shoes? You're like, oh, I don't like that at all. That's right off the bat weird. This guy is so creepy. So I don't even know what's happening with this guy,

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This one's trending on Netflix. Have you watched that? Haven't yet. It's great. Dude, we kind of know the story, unfortunately. Yeah. I feel like it's cool how it was solved, really. Again, so frustrating.

Sometimes I'm annoyed with cops because I'm like, I think that, like, you know what? It's like- Sometimes I'm annoyed with cops. I'm annoyed with cops when it comes to white people who do crime, because I feel like they are like real itchy trigger finger to go just arrest like the gangbanger down the street No questions asked. This is what happens. This girl goes missing, right? Like her family can't get a hold of her the boyfriend

Drives all the way home to Florida with the van that was under in her name. The cops come and are like, hey, we're looking for this Gabby girl. Like, do you know what's going on to the son's parents' house? The parents come out and go, we don't think about it. You need to talk to our lawyer.

Okay, first red flag right there. Why is there a lawyer already involved? Okay. Yeah, that's strange. Weeks go by, they don't arrest this guy. They don't bring him in for questioning. They don't put a lie detector on him or something. Do they use those still?

Yeah, I think so. I don't know. I don't know either. The cops don't do shit. All right. It's so very obvious that the guy fucking killed her. He then, he goes like camping with his family. Oh my God.

And then the mother, the mother of the son, the mother, a mother of a son will do anything. Oh, it's so very true. So true. She writes him a note that says burn after reading. He didn't burn it because he's a fucking idiot. In the note, the mother's like, you know, I would do anything for you.

If you need me to get rid of a body, I'll be the first one there with the shovel. What? That's a note you guys found and you're not going to arrest the guy. What are we talking about here? That's wild. Wild, dude. Absolutely wild. The Gabby Petito story. So very sad. But like the way that they find, they figure it out, like to hone it in, they were like travel YouTubers.

And then like, there's like a community of these people. Another like travel YouTuber was like driving into campsite and filming on their GoPro and they see where the car was. Cause they were able to ping like close to where it was like, you know, like a 40 mile radius of like where she could have been. And then this like one YouTuber was like, there's the van right there. They were able to find out exactly where that was. And then, you know, they go in there with a couple horses and boom, they find the body

immediately. So that's kind of cool, like the slew thing that goes on. But yeah, that guy, that guy was a murderer. And then what's annoying is that they have freaking, this is what's really frustrating. So a call gets put into the police in like, Utah or something where it's like, Hey, I just saw a guy like beating on a girl. They're in a white transit. This is the license plate number. I'm worried about

her safety. They pull him over. Now he's got all these scratches on his face. And he said, Hey, listen, she was she was coming at me and I pushed her away and I shouldn't have pushed her away. So the cops but this is what they do because he doesn't have enough money. The cops are like, can we can arrest them effectively? They're like, well, it was the girl who did the domestic violence. So we had to arrest her or we

separate them for the night. And you know, hopefully things will be better in the morning. So what they decided to do is they separate them for the night. He's like, I can't afford a hotel. So they take him to a domestic violence hotel. And they pay for the bill for him to stay there. And she 110 pound blonde girl sleeps by herself in the van. What are we doing here guys? Like I recognize it like yes, of course there can be domestic violence

from girl on to guy. Totally. If anything, it's like take her there. Just because he's the man. You know, if anything happens in the van. Oh my god. Anyways, that was wild to me. So they have this footage of like her crying, being like, we got into a fight. And you're telling me that you can't go arrest this guy for murdering her? You have the footage on the camera.

Cops, cops are too nice to white people. I'm telling you. I guess a lot of people wouldn't say that for a while, huh? They have. Yeah, that's been a thing. Yeah. But anyways. Not groundbreaking. Yeah, I didn been a thing. Yeah. But anyways. Not groundbreaking.

Yeah, I didn't crack any racial issues there. I don't think so. Dang. Oh. Well, do you want to know what my favorite fucking thing about the week has been? What's that? My favorite show, 1923.

Back for season two, baby. Give me a fucking ding. How is it? I've been waiting for over a year for this. It's taken, I think it's been almost two fucking years since season one aired. Like they've taken way too long. I know, I think the strike had something to do with it.

Remember how long ago the strike was? That's how long we've been waiting. It is so fucking good. This show is so good. I think it's his best. I think it's Taylor Sheridan's best show. Obviously the cast is incredible. Harrison Ford, Helen Mirren, Chef's Kiss, two of the best. But they just do such a good job. They do such a good job. And I think one of the best things about the

show, which also makes it hard to watch, is like, there are just some scenes in every episode that are so hard to watch, whether it's violence or just tough things to watch. Last season, it was a lot of the abuse and things that the Catholic Church was doing to the Native American children that they were fucking kidnapping and abusing and just so fucking horrible and just hard to watch, but that's what also makes the show so fucking good.

And there's just a couple of scenes in this first episode that are a doozy. And it's like you wanna like you want to look away, but like you can't. It's great. I love it. I will say it's looking like Spencer and Alex are going to be separate for a lot of this season. I have a feeling they're going to really draw out like them trying to find their way back to each other. And that's devastating because they're my favorite part of the whole show and I just like, I'm obsessed with them and their dynamic. So I'm sad that I'm probably not gonna get to see them

together for a while, but I just love it. Who's in it? Harrison Ford. Okay, love him. Helen Mirren. Love her. Our girl Michelle Randolph is in it. Oh yeah, love it.

Brandon Sklinar, who I'm obsessed with. And then the other, the girl that plays Alex, I can't pronounce her last name. It's Julia Schlepner or something. She's got like an odd tough last name. I think this is maybe her breakout role. She's phenomenal. She's so beautiful. I just like, I'm obsessed with her. Also you should follow her on Instagram because she has impeccable style or maybe it's her stylist that's impeccable. I'm not sure which it is, but love her. Great cast, great show, I just, I'm obsessed. I think I will probably watch every episode twice.

Wow. I love it. Interesting. Yeah. I have a least favorite thing. Oh no, okay. You know when you go to put on lotion and you hit the pump and what comes out is like a hard thing

in front of like the soft lotion? Yes. You know what I'm talking about? I sure do. This like hard booger crud that happens. This happens like on my face wash also and just different things. I know there's a lot of bad in the world, Randy, but this might be up there with some of the worst shit

because I can't fucking stand that. You go put it in your face and all of a sudden you have this like crumbly booger thing in your face, like, oh, motherfucker. Can we as a society figure out a way to not have this happen? You know, I need a vacuum seal of lotion. Okay, I can't have a crud bug at the end of the lotion when I go put the lotion on. All right. Okay, it never and it also

doesn't dissolve. You need to have to throw that away. You just like flick it like a booger and it's disgusting. You flick it and you don't just put it down the drain or something? I do, but you know, you're like, oh my, it's on my hands, but it's like on this finger and I got like, yuck. Interesting. Anyways, it's the worst and I can't stand it. It's not good.

You're right. It's true. It's so bad. On a completely unrelated topic to anything that we've ever talked about, can you believe that Asap Rocky got off free, like innocent man? I don't know about anything that you just said. You don't know, Asap Rocky has been on trial

for whatever it was. I haven't been that invested either, but I do know that whatever he was on trial for, there's video footage of him doing. And I know he turned down a plea deal at one point that everyone thought was fucking ludicrous that he did because he's on video committing the crime and lo and behold, innocent. All right. Are we rooting for A$AP Rocky? I don't really know. I like A$AP Rocky. I've loved his music for a long time.

I love Rihanna. They're married, that's cool. Like I like A$AP Rocky. I should probably know what the crime was that he committed, but all I know is like, if he's on video committing said crime, I think he should probably be guilty for it. Speaking of rappers who are in legal troubles, have you seen the thing?

Like a lot of my TikTok is like, Puff Daddy's lawyer has decided to leave him due to necromancy. What? Do you know? Have you seen that? No, I don't even know what that is. Necromancy, the supposed practice of communicating with the dead, especially in order to predict the future.

What? Sorcery or black magic in general. Is this what the elites are doing? Sounds like it. Is this what the Illuminati's doing? Bringing back motherfuckers from the dead? Oh, okay, ASAP Rocky was on trial for two felony counts of assault

with a semi-automatic firearm. Hmm, I love that. Did he kill anybody? And he was on video, there was a video. Did he shoot them? Well, it says assault. So if he killed somebody, it would say murder. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So he shot somebody with an automatic. I guess. Or maybe he hit him with the butt of the gun. I don't know. I don't know. After a three-week trial, the jury found Rocky not guilty. Well, that's wild. Not as wild as the necromantic.

He fired twice at a former friend. Yeah, it's probably not. I don't know if you needed to put former friend in that description. Well, that's what Google says. I think we know they're no longer friends. Rocky shot him during a street fight in Hollywood. Wow, fired twice at him.

Oh, ASAP Rocky maintains that he was only holding a prop gun. Oh. Maybe that was. Maybe he was. Who knows prop gun. Oh, maybe that was, who knows what, but like you would think, gosh, that's crazy that that would warrant such a large trial if it was a prop gun. Well, that was his defense, obviously.

I guess, it's wild. I'll be waiting for that docu-series, you know? Yeah, one thing that started to annoy me about like TikTok or I think maybe Gen Z is the starting a sentence with Can we normalize? Oh, can we normalize not starting a sentence with Can we normalize? I can't stand that. All right. Just say I wish this was more popular. Can we normalize? It's too much, can we normalize? All right? And the other thing, have you seen, there's like this huge trend about Gen Z

finally realizing and coming around to the fact that the millennial 2010 vibe was such a vibe of like going to work in like Brooklyn or East Nashville, working at like a place that was like exposed brick and hipster skinny jeans, a little mustache, listening to Passion Pit. And they're like, this was such like the golden age. And you know what?

It was. Oh, it totally was. That was, and that was me too. It was 100%, that was me.. It was a hundred percent, that was me. Oh, I know. We all know. I was an indie radio DJ living in East Nashville. I drove a motorcycle to the studio.

All right. In your skinny jeans. In my skinny jeans. I'm still wearing the beanie and the flannel in honor of the golden age of the millennial. Everything seems so bright and hopeful. There's a lot of highlifes, American spirit cigarettes, and great local bands, and just good vibes all the way around. And I don't know what this new generation is doing, but I don't like it.

All right? They're raving, which is great for me. I've gotten to the point now. I'm realizing that like, you just, the sad truth of life is that you slowly but surely realize you turn into your parents. Oh, totally. And I was driving back from Palm Springs,

and you know what I did? I was like, listen to a book on tape, which by the way, you gotta talk about that on Xtorm here in a second. No, you can't ruin that for me. I'm not gonna ruin it for you, I'm just gonna tell you that I did it. I was listening to it and I was like, I can't focus on this, I wanna listen to something,

something that's gonna take me back. And I listened to Dave Matthews Band live from Luther College with Tim Reynolds. Oh wow. Listened to the entire record, front to back, I still know every single word. I'm sorry. I love Dave Matthews band. All right?

There was a time in which I was like, it's not that cool or whatever. Like into my hipster bands. Fuck that man. Dave Matthews band is the shit. Those songs, that vibe, that sound. So good. So good.

Live with Luther College, one of the best five Americans ever. You know what record I'm talking about? I do, but it's been a minute for me. Yeah. You know, I'm talking about? I do but I it's been a minute for me. Yeah, you know, I should probably revisit it. But anyways, I started fourth wings. Third book. Onyx storm. Pretty fun. Pretty early in. Are you caught up yet?

No, I'm still reading book two. Oh, you are? Yeah. Book two is fun. Maybe I'll wait for you to get to where I'm at to start talking about onyx storm. Okay, great. You need to read some you need to read faster. Oh, okay, I need to read faster, I need to watch the burger shows, I need to watch Severin, so. Do everything I tell you to do. You got musics?

Oh, I do like the new Camp song, Let Things Go. I love Camp. ["Let Things Go"] That's true. We are now at the end of the road you or anybody else. All right, can't let things go. Good message. You gotta let things go, man. True. He's gonna do it.

Let's see, I really like this. Michael, I think it's Michael Marcheggi. Okay, sounds familiar. This is a song called Midwest Kid. I was digging on. Just laughing like a child. The sun over my warm skin. Haven't felt that for a while

For a while And all my fears I can't let go And I've been holding on For way too long. And you don't believe me. You never did. I'm just another broken master Midwest kid.

I found you stalled on the same floor. Michael Markegy, Midwest kid. And then let's go out on this one. This is new stuff from Kiki and 3HF. This is super obscure, but I just I like it. This song called everybody. What's going on with you, dude? Just recovering Yeah, just just trying to not itch them tits trying to not itch trying to not overdo it

It's real tough to be Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that's what I'm doing for the next at least the next week and a half nice Yep, what about you? I got to film this traders reunion show at the end of the week And Yeah, and like I told the wife tears in the beginning I started a new golf podcast So if you're into that go listen to the vanity index podcast with my buddy Chad mum from Full swing the executive producer and the producer of the new Billy Madison. Forg-Starry, Happy Gilmore. So, yeah, if you're into golf, go listen to that, please.

It'll be out. It's out as of yesterday. So wherever you listen to podcasts. All right. Well, I think we did it. Me too. Do you like this? I do. Kind me too. Do you like this? I do.

Kind of funky. Yeah. I like it a lot. All right. See you guys. Bye. Bye. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.