Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - God Bless The Mormons

Episode Date: December 1, 2023

WTF is a tax write-off? Does anyone know? Lots of things that make no sense are discussed in this episode, including sports. There needs to be a headset on each chair with someone explaining the plot. Your hosts also discuss the Blake Horstmann drama before diving into a Bachelor in Paradise recap and Golden Bachelor predictions. They discuss their drunken Thanksgiving celebrations, American women’s obsession with the Royals, and if we could possibly hook Brandi up with a Duke. Last but certainly not least, there is a new wrinkle in the wonderful world of the Mormons that we must absolutely discuss. Ever heard of a gazing party?  Fave things mentioned:   The Crown  Squid Game: The Challenge  Valentine by Måneskin  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Jenni Kayne — Find your forever pieces @jennikayne and get 15% off with promo code YFT at jennikayne.com/YFT! #jennikaynepartner  BÉIS — Right now, BÉIS is offering our listeners 15% off your first purchase by visiting BEISTRAVEL.com/YFT  Betterhelp — Give online therapy a try at Betterhelp.com/favoritething and get on your way to being your best self  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856! 

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I just did, I did, I did back and chest yesterday. No big deal. Now I'm sore because I've never actually worked out my upper body in my entire life. And why do people do that? What's the point? You know? Seems dumb. Let's call the brand. Time to call her up now. It is time. Shut your mouth. Hello. The lighting is crazy this Shut your mouth. Well, I don't know what to do about that. It's just, you know, it is what it is. We should get you a good mic. Like a what? I don't know. Like a Rode. Those sound expensive. But it's a write-off.

Write-offs are a freaking joke. They are, but. Don't you think? I think they're BS. Yeah, I don't know. I said to my business manager, I'm like, this is a write-off. And they're like, okay. It doesn't really matter. I think this is. I said my business manager, I'm like, this is a write-off. And they're like, okay. It doesn't really matter.

I think this is going to make me sound stupid probably, but honestly, it has more to do with our failed public school system, not educating us on the things that actually help us in life than it does me being stupid probably because I was a straight A student, AP course taking, honor roll, all the things. AP course taking, honor roll, you know, all the things. But I don't, I guess I took economics in senior year, but I just, they didn't talk about taxes, you know? No. And I think they should. But for some reason, I, when I was much younger, I always thought a tax write-off meant that basically like, let's say, you know, you spend $96 on a microphone, another more than that, let's just say. To me, I assumed like assumed like all right if i owe the government five grand that 96 gets subtracted

from what i owe the government and it's a write-off that's kind of what i thought is that not what it is no how much do you get off of it tax write-offs get subtracted from your income total so all it really does is and unless you have enough write-offs to get you down to the tax bracket below you, they're kind of pointless because you get taxed based on your tax bracket. So unless I have so many write-offs, it can bump me down to the lower tax bracket. I'm still paying the same percentage of taxes. It's a complete joke. Well, I don't know if all, I'm not sure if any of that was true or all of it i think it is we need to get a tax expert on here and tell me i'm pretty sure it is because you know people love to be like

take you out to an expensive dinner and they pay and they're like yeah tax write off it's like it's a free dinner i would have spent this money anyway that's not how it works i think it is kind of how it works but i don't know it's not it's totally different you can't it's not dime for dime like you're not getting dime for dime you're what you're writing off like what's free money it's not like that yeah but what do i know what do you know i don't i don't know i don't know what you know um how you doing i'm good yeah what's on? I feel like you've been hard to nail down today. Really? I feel like you've been busy.

Yeah. Well, last night I texted you because I was trying to watch Paradise, and you were at a basketball game, so you said, but you didn't say that for a whole hour. By the time you texted me, I was falling asleep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I realize that was on me. I went to go see your Denver Nuggets.

They play LA? They play the Clip Show. Oh, the Clippers. Why does LA get two teams? It seems unfair. I have no idea. And they don't need two. I don't really understand that. Yeah. They don't need two teams. No. We could use a team.

Nashville? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. I'd love to go to a basketball. But Nashville's got a lot. They've got a football team. They've got a hockey team.

Now they've got a soccer team. Hockey team. Soccer team. I've never been to a soccer game. I want to go. I heard it's fun. I just don't care about soccer. Really?

Yeah. I don't care about basketball. I still went. Oh, I do. I love basketball. Are the Nugs still good this year? They're supposed to be number one, but I don't know. If I don't care about a sport, I don't know about it at all.

Case in point, basketball. I don't know anything. I mean, I knew. What do you know about soccer? I knew a lot about soccer because I used to play soccer and I like soccer. What's the name of the Nashville soccer team? You don't even know? I don't know.

That's very, what is it? I don't know either. The Nashville Football Club. I don't know. Let's look it up. How come LA gets a cool name like Galaxy? Nashville SC. So it's Nashville Soccer Club.

What did I say? What did I say? Football Club? Yeah. I mean, that's pretty close. Yeah, but like, I don't like baseball. Nashville SC so it's Nashville Soccer Club what did I say what did I say LA Galaxy yeah I mean that's pretty close yeah but like I don't like baseball so like

I don't care we go to baseball games I'm like I don't care same so anyways yeah I went to a basketball game last night

I saw James Harden he plays there where'd you sit that's the important question in a box in the ABC box with all the executives got it you know I'm sitting there being like this is great that's the least fun place In a box. In the ABC box with all the executives.

Got it. You know, I'm sitting there being like, this is great. That's the least fun place to sit for basketball, just so you know. Yeah. Well, I mean, we have little finger foods. But I don't really love going to sporting events where you sit. Okay? I get too antsy.

I'm too ADD. I'm bored. I'm like, what are we doing? It's like baseball's the worst. Cause it's so long. You're just sitting there and it's just like, Oh, the wave is coming around. I guess that's the excitement for the day. Or like, Oh, I had to go get a beer, I guess, but there's nothing going on. That's why I like going to golf tournaments and hear me out. Golf tournaments are fun because you get a beer and you walk around for like two hours and you just go walk around, you drink, you smoke a cigar. Maybe you go into like the little like VIP tents or like the,

not just regular tents. And like, they have like a whiskey tasting and you're like, I'm not fucking like sitting there being like rah, rah team. I love college football, but I don't like actually going to the football games. I like going to the tailgate. I like hanging out in the grove at Ole Miss and playing cornhole and grazing around the spreads of food. I don't want to go in the game. I got to sit there and fucking like a schlep. No, let's stay outside and walk around. I like to be moving and grooving and dipping and diving and vibing and wobbling.

So I like those type of sporting events. Interesting. Yeah. Your favorite sport is basketball. Yeah, it is. And I got to say, though, F1, it's up there. It's like right below basketball. I really do.

I love F1. I don't sit down and watch the races often, but when I do, I love watching them. I think it's very fun. It's just zoom, like, I love watching them. I think it's very fun. It's just zzzz. Zzzz. Zzzz. Yeah. Meow. There's a lot of strategy in it, though. Yeah, but where you're sitting, you can't see dick. It's just meow, meow, meow, meow. What do you mean where I'm sitting? I watch it on TV. Oh, yeah, I'm saying if you go to it. I like hearing the commentators. Cool, cool, cool, but if you go to it, you're just like, oh. Well, any sporting event events kind of like that

we're like i agree once you get so used to watching something on tv or someone's narrating it for you like basketball games are so quiet yeah yeah yeah it's i always like get there and i guess i just expect to hear people they're rating because that's how it is on tv and i'm always like like so shocked at how quiet it is i mean obviously people are cheering and stuff but while they're playing it's usually like pretty quiet. I'll say this. Tennis does a good thing. I don't know if you've ever seen it. If you've ever watched like Wimbledon or the US Open you'll see like

everyone has like this kind of like one headset on like one ear. Oh where they can listen? And so they can listen into the announcers and stuff. I like that. I think that's a genius idea. Same. I think if I could do that at football games it would change it for me. I like that. I think that's a genius idea. Same. I think if I could do that at football games, it would change it for me. I agree, actually.

Yeah, okay. We just fixed sport. We did. Same thing hockey. I like hockey games, but I think if somebody was in my ear narrating it, announcing it, it would change it. It would make it more exciting for me. You know what one of my favorite things is ramen noodles baby i love broth big broth guy over here

i don't like the word i love the word broth what about no bone broth bone that's such a great alliteration with it it's gross i love bone broth My toxic trait is that when I'm hungry, I just make coffee instead and drink coffee and don't eat. I haven't had coffee in like three months. Oh, it's all I've had today, really. Gross. Love it. This is like 17 shits?

No, just my regular like two, you know? By the way, I don't know if you've been focusing before we like get into Bachelor stuff. I don't know if you've been focusing on like the weirdness that is going on between there's an ex-producer named Alana and Blake Hortsman. Oh, no. I don't know any of this. Oh, my God. What is it?

Tell me. Tell me the tea. So this ex-producer for The Bachelor, she has a podcast, and she went on the podcast saying that Blake Hortsman is still on Raya, even though, you know, he's... No. He's dating... What's her name again? Giovanni? G, yeah.

Giannina. They're not only dating, they're pregnant. I know. So I guess she said this on the podcast because her friend, like, saw him on Raya and then Blake had to respond with like, I got a new phone.

And when I downloaded the phone, when I downloaded all the apps, the Raya came back and it activated my account. And, uh, we deleted it. I didn't delete it like immediately. I can't believe I'm having to say this on my socials,

but it's true. And it was like, okay. And then that now everyone's going after Alana for being kind of crazy. And like the Reddit threads are going nuts. was like, okay. And then now everyone's going after Alana for being kind of crazy. And like the Reddit threads are going nuts. And like Alana's claiming that a bunch of like Blake's followers are like attacking her. And it is just so fucking bonkers, man. Wow.

Yeah. Well, here's what I'll say about Raya. As someone that has been on Raya before, I'm pretty sure. We get it it you're famous that when you okay so there's these there's options with the raya membership like i haven't been on raya in a very long time probably i think all year i think in january i was like i'm done with this shit they give you options to where you can either like snooze your membership or something like don't pay for it but But I think I'm under the impression

your profile still exists. Or you can totally wipe it and delete it entirely. But they say if you do that and you want to get back on, you have to go through the whole approval process all over again. So it's just much easier. I've done this several times where I've just cut the membership, but let the profile live, I guess, because like let the profile live I guess because I don't want to if I ever want back on I don't want to go through that all again I just don't want to pay for it and so what happens is like I can be off Raya for years and when I log back in and reactivate my membership I have all these messages from people which means my profile has been on there I just haven't been right so I think even when you're not paying for riot anymore, people still see your profile and can still message you. All right. Just kind of fucked up.

Yeah. I think if you snooze it, if you snooze it, it's, you can't be woken up if you're snoozing. Yeah. Like, because it causes this exact issue. Like if I start dating somebody and don't wipe the whole thing, like, like I didn't wipe the whole thing and that was in January. So like, if I started dating somebody now i wouldn't i wouldn't even have thought about it unless we had this conversation like oh my raya profile is still out there i just wouldn't even you know what i mean i just that probably okay see how that could have been the issue here okay so then we can we can we can sign on the on on the error of raya for blake yeah i think Okay. There's like an Us Weekly article about it. You gotta go.

It's insane. Well, Us Weekly needs to pick up this sound bit because... Yeah. Facts. Facts, bitches. We think. We don't know.

That could also not be true. I do know. I'm telling you. Well, I mean, I don't know, but I'm just telling you from my own experience. Yeah. I don't know if Blake's been honored or not, but I do know that you can delete it from your phone,

take it off your phone, stop paying for the membership, and your profile will still be on there for people to see. Yeah. All right. Should we start the show? Oh, yeah. Yeah, let's do it.

Me or you? I have no idea. I think I did it last because I was in LA. Okay. Bros and hoes, you're listening to Your Favorite Thing Podcast with... Wells and Brandy. All right. Quick PSA for those of you out there who rent. If you haven't heard of Bilt, you're about to thank me. Earning points on rent is now a

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mcshorterson i was thinking that, because I was painting actually while watching the episode. That's maybe why I was MIA today. I've been painting. Wait, can I see some of these pieces of artwork, Michelangelo? No, no, like walls, like walls and doors. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Painting is not my strong suit. It takes me freaking forever. Yeah.

But honestly, it was really nice to be able to like watch Bachelor of Paradise while I painted the closet doors upstairs. Yeah. But I was thinking, it was really nice to be able to watch Bachelor in Paradise while I painted the closet doors upstairs. But I was thinking, it was a rather short episode. I was also thinking that I feel like last time we chatted about Bachelor in Paradise before Thanksgiving, we were talking about how you were saying very recently, like, oh, we're only at the halfway point. But now it's only one episode left and it's over. Yeah, I think that that was two episodes ago. So then i would say that would be one two three four there's 10 episodes so i was

kind of close the reason why this one's short is because they're doing a two-hour special for golden bachelor which by the way so this is going to come out afterwards and sarah and i are so bummed we're we have to get on a plane on Thursday. So we had to get on a plane yesterday. And that means we couldn't watch Golden Bachelor finale because it's a live taping. Ah. Are you that invested in it? I am so invested.

Here's what's going to happen. So this has already happened. So you guys are already going to know. I don't know. You're running for me? I honestly 100% do not know what happens. Okay? I swear on my life. Okay.

I think that he's going to choose leslie but i want him to choose theresa huh theresa i think will be good to him for the rest of his days whereas leslie i don't know you're going after the young thing i i just i just you know and that's how i feel how do you feel interesting i'm it's not that i dislike either of these women i just liked faith more okay she's gone so i'm still i don't care i'm still torn up about it okay still torn up about it i know i can't believe he told them both like you're the one it's like you can't say that do you do it what are you doing i don't know it's crazy all right so let's talk bip yes okay so if you want to skip the bachelor in paradise recap skip forward to like minute 32 33 okay so it opens up with blake and jess breaking up would love to say i'm shocked but i'm not not. Yeah, listen, it is what it is.

I feel like it's like a Band-Aid. Like, you just kind of rip it off, you know? Like, we knew it was coming. I think the Katie of it all didn't help on both sides because I think that seeing Katie for Blake reminded Blake how fast he got super hard feelings for somebody in such a short period of time and that wasn't happening with Jess. Um, I do think though that Jess isn't completely not on, not to blame here

because I do feel like she just wasn't reciprocating in the way that he wanted the feelings reciprocated. Yeah, for sure. Is that the subcontext is, Hey, it doesn't seem like you're into me. So I'm not sure if i want to be exactly okay yeah and you know then once he makes that decision to leave she gets so emotional and says like i think she says at some point you know like i want to tell him you know to stay and like i do feel that way and like whatever but i i think deep down she knows that she doesn't yeah you know and she also said something of like it's really hard for me to end something once I'm in it yeah and I think it's that feeling of like it's hard to end a relationship and kind of feel like you failed you know and she does say like Blake was so so

intentional Blake was so in he was he was 100% in and then I wasn't and like whatever and I think she kind of knows like it's on her a little bit that it didn't work but at the end of the day if the feelings aren't there they're not there and you can put all in all the time and work you want and you can't make feelings just happen so i think i think it was the right decision to end the relationship yeah i wonder if a little bit of it was this is the first time she's actually dated like a man, like a grown up. I mean, she is so young. She got to be thinking that she's probably dating probably in that pool. And you are dating a lot of like kind of like fuck boys that don't have their shit together or whatnot.

And I don't know who she has been dating. But that's got to be a little bit of a shell shock thing for someone who's relatively young to be like, oh, this guy's got like a mortgage. And like, you know, like, you know, like I wonder it's like, I'm not sure if I'm ready for that. Like, I'm not sure if I'm ready for something this adult. I don't know. Here's the weird thing, though. And I don't know if you picked up on this or not, but Blake decides to leave, which I think is good. And then Kylie runs after him and like stops him and like pulls him out of the car

and is like i don't want you to go and was that weird to you it was a little weird for me yeah yeah and especially because on on screen we haven't seen them interact much like you maybe know if they're close friends because you were there but as a viewer i don't i don't really seen much of them even talking to each other as friends i was very confused by that whole thing like it was like the last episode that kylie and even were talking about baby names and then all of a sudden blake leaves and she just runs after him and it's like hold on did you want you want him to stay for you? Like that's kind of what I felt when I saw that. Yeah. It was weird.

It was very, very odd. And no one said anything about it when she got back. Yeah, if I was Avon, I'd be like, what the fuck was that? What? Are we not having a baby named Heaven and Navy? Navy's cute. Yeah, I don't know know i just thought that was just bonkers yeah it was very out of left left field yeah so then mercedes takes tyler for a chat you know tyler effectively says there's no spark and that makes mercedes kind of unravel and she's like what are you doing you're wasting my time true I kind of can see both sides of this one if I'm being honest

I do think that Tyler's probably protecting his heart a little bit after what happened last year with Brittany like he went full all in and like kind of got burned and I'm sure he's just like I'm not sure if I'm ready to go harden the paint on this. And I also understand what Mercedes is saying is like, you've wasted a lot of my time, and you find out how much time he wasted of her when Jordan pulls her. I tell people a lot at the bar, I'm like, you just don't want to have regrets here.

If you want to have a conversation with someone, go fucking tell them. Go talk to them. Tell them how you feel. might it might drop a bomb and it might get you in trouble but no one can really be angry at you for being honest and you can tell so like they obviously were vibing each other from afar but not really doing anything and now it's like the opportunity and it's like well fuck dude you were wasting you were wasting my time here's the thing about tyler that makes me err more on mercedes side of this is the makeout with jess yeah which was never brought up for some reason i know so it just that seemed a little skeezy to me and that's the only reason why i'm like is she right about

him not being there for the aridans i don't know i don't know yeah so. So then Tyler decides to leave because he's like, I've got no, I've got nothing here. And it's a fucking bloodbath, man. It is a mass exodus. I hate to say it, but I did see this coming. When you asked me weeks ago who I thought was going to make it to the end, I was like, I'm not very hopeful for very many of these couples. Yeah. Olivia and Mike are cute. They're playing basketball. Love it to the end. I was like, I'm not very hopeful for very many of these couples. Yeah. Olivia and Mike are cute.

They're playing basketball. Love it. So cute. Yeah, like that's a weird, like, cute thing, even though she didn't know his name the day before. You know,

names don't matter. Yeah. Really? So then Rachel and Jordan seem good, kind of, and Tanner seems fucked. I don't buy it. But thenordan pulls mercedes and it's like

whoa but hold on i thought like rachel and you were good jordan like what are we doing here but it was like oh i finally have an opportunity to talk to the girl that i've been wanting to talk to but i couldn't because bro code and tyler's my buddy or whatever and then i just feel bad for rachel it's been a season of me feeling bad for rachel and i don't want that i know i think the one i was the most hopeful for with her was brayden and he fucked it up he did and he at least so when he does leave the show he at least says it like he's I know at least mature enough to realize that he's screwed up I don't know so once Blake leaves like Jess is just like free reign so then Brayden pulls Jess and it's like anything no okay and then Taylor of whom we don't really see very much of this

poor fucking schmuck dude I feel so bad for this guy oh my gosh i had i had to you know write like a recap e-news or whatnot and i was like uh-huh this poor guy can we please like get the queer eye guys do a whole glow up and let him be the bachelor i think we owe that to him this poor fucking kid we need to go that far i don't know i know we'll get we'll get to that whole like the most awkward thing that happens all season later but like i just feel for him so he finally pulls jess he's got an opportunity look this chick's now free because well blake left and then fucking tanner who's been around just this entire season is like i know and jess has always had an interest in tanner i know but if i were jess i would be upset that it's taken him this long to give me the time of day yeah i'd be like thank you next yeah i think that's fair

but love is a two-way street that's true true. But she, in the very, very, very, very beginning, when Tanner walked down the steps, I think she said to him, like, you are on my list. Or I hate that freaking phrase of the list. But I think she said that to him and definitely made her interest known. And he picked Kat. He was on everyone's list, if I remember correctly.

So Tanner is all in on Jess now. I don't even remember, who was he with before this well he had the hot second situation with rachel oh he was with rachel and then wait first it was cat then it was davia then it was he's been around the frame he has been uh making the round over davia that was such a curveball olivia did he save no brayden saved olivia i have no clue anyway he's been around the freaking block that's all i know should have stuck with davia i mean she's got two different colored eyes you know i know i'm obsessed with that it's like the only thing you can see your eyes are different colors so then we get to the

rose ceremony and whatever it kind of goes the way that we think it's gonna go poor fucking taylor thinks that jess says but like taylor not tanner it was clearly tanner i know and like it couldn't have happened so i mean fucking amazing that it happened. Not for Jess. Poor Jess. I know. And Jess is such an awkward turtle always. And that happens. She's like, oh, no.

And it would have been so funny. I mean, I don't know what I would have done. I would have panicked. There's a world in which Jess would have been like, here, just take the rose. I don't know what to do. Fuck. Fuck that. I felt't know what to do. Fuck. Fuck that. I felt so bad for that guy.

He didn't even get like an exit interview, I don't think. Oh, no. He gets to the beach. The guy that he goes with gets the date card, not him. His intro package is him opening up a date card and San coming out. He finally has a conversation with a girl and tanner fucking swoops in after like three minutes he's like i just we just sat down like i don't want we're in the middle of it and he's like nope sorry bucko and then this happens at the rose ceremony a calamity

of errors oh it makes me feel so bad and then finally rachel does what she probably should have done a while ago and that is realize well here's a weird thing they have mercedes go first so mercedes gives the rose to jordan and then it's like well who do i give this rose to if If Rachel had gone first, do you think Jordan would have said no to her rose? I don't know. I don't know. I mean, like, the part of me that loves, like, the drama of reality TV

kind of wishes that happened just to, like, know what, just, like, know. I know. But I'm glad that she got to go out on her own terms. I wish that she had done it sooner. Mm-hmm.

And I think the thing that I hate the most about this season was it was the second time we've had a lead come on that's really exposing yourself and putting yourself out there and you never know if it's gonna work like it didn't work for Becca but then it did and it really didn't work for Rachel and I've been saying this this entire season I just hated it that was also the season where every fucking other bachelorette came in for a cameo and then left i know i would have been like that's the thing like going forward if we keep doing the show you know it would be like if i'm a lead i'm gonna be like okay the one thing in my contract no other fucking leads come in no matter what i'm the old lead all right yeah i agree would they ever agree to that i don't know i don't know you would

never know that even to think that but after seeing this season i'd be like okay i would really want to worry about that that would annoy the fuck out of me unless they're like married and it's like whatever you know like a jared and ashley thing where they're like they're just here to like do a date or whatever anyways but she finally leaves i feel bad for her. I want to give her a big old hug. I think like they've just done her so dirty this season. Yeah, I agree. And then Brayden and Taylor leave.

Brayden has like a pretty good exit interview where he's like, it's, it's one of those things where like, it's almost like we're seeing this man grow up in front of our eyes, you know? Yeah. How old is he? 28. If that, he should be past this but yeah yeah well you know everyone you know evolves at their own speed one episode left who's getting engaged i feel like it has to

be aaron and eliza yeah john henry their little teaser for next week. Yeah. His line of like, my heart says yes and my mind says no. I'm like, don't do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do not do it. Well, who knows, you know? No. Leave with the girl, date in the real world, don't do anything crazy. Okay.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So you're I'm saying? Yeah. So you're saying there's a chance. A chance for what? That he might be the one of the people that ends up getting engaged. Well, I really freaking hope not. Yeah.

I don't think. I don't think he's going to do it. Yeah. The next episode's going to be good. We have a rave that I host. That's fun. Thank you. There is a wedding where I'm the ring bearer.

The ring bearer? Yeah, I'm the ring bearer. The ring bearer. Yeah. And the ring bearer. It's an interesting job for you. Yeah. I don't know. Very true. I was also the maid of honor.

I had to fix the, the train. I don't know if that'll be on TV, but I had to do that. So anyways, that's fun. It was the hottest day. They're going to pack quite a bit into an episode,

huh? Yeah. Yeah. They're really going to speed through the end here. Okay. And we're not doing an after show. What? Yeah.

Wait, do they normally? I've done one every single season I've been a part of the show. Oh, huh. Interesting, huh? Very. But I guess, you know, they are doing an after show for Golden Batcher. So, you know, anyways. I'm still so confused

by kylie stopping blake like i it's it's very strange where did this come from what is happening here don't know what the fuck is happening here huh you just wanted to use that i did i got it in there. Uh-huh. Okay, real quick. One of my favorite things. Okay. We had an amazing Thanksgiving, Friendsgiving party, right? Everyone got trashed. So I wanted to show everyone my new studio and office. I'm like very proud of it, you know?

Yep. So at first I bring the guys up. I'm like, check it out. And so I kind of turn everything on everything on and you know i've got the mic set up and headphones set up and all of a sudden drunkenly we start doing a podcast no and i recorded it i haven't listened to it yet but how many of you it was like four it was like four guys and then we had the most fun. I was so drunk and I was like, what do you think the perfect song is? And then I'd play it, you know? And then I'd

do stuff from the board and stuff and they'd be like, what are we doing? Is this like, what podcast is this that you did? It doesn't even, it doesn't exist. I'm just telling you, it was just fun. So then we went downstairs and everyone's like, that was so much fun. Everyone loved it, you know? And then the girls found out about they're like what we want to do a podcast then the girls came up all shitty and then i was just mixing a fucking podcast for all the girls

so i have the hilarious this these two amazing podcasts i don't know if anything's ever going to happen with them i might go listen to them at some point and like slowly release like my favorite parts of that podcast that I recorded drunkenly on Thanksgiving with on this show. And like let the wife to hear, you know, hear like my beautiful wife being like, my favorite musical is. And so great. That sounds great. Honestly. How was your Thanksgiving? It was good.

Ours was more of like a Friendsgiving also. Yeah. I think my mother posted the terrible quality group photo that she put like a 2000s filter on from Instagram. But it was a big, big group of us. A large part of it were like my friends that live in LA that just either don't go home for the holidays or whatnot. And then a handful of like Miley's friends were

there and then Dom's kids were there and a couple of my mom's friends like it honestly was so fun we woke up that morning and like Miley had ordered food like had it like sort of catered not catered but like meal prep I guess delivered morning of like she so nobody had to cook you know what I mean okay I vividly remember her asking for a head count for Thanksgiving because she was ordering meal prep, I guess, delivered morning of. So nobody had to cook. You know what I mean? Okay. I vividly remember her asking for a headcount for Thanksgiving because she was ordering food. And the food comes at 8 a.m. and I wake up to my mom in a panic thinking we don't have enough food. Okay. So my best friend, Kirsten, God bless her and her boyfriend or her fiance, I'm sorry, ran to the store, bought a bunch of food, came back and we spent the morning cooking,

which is like the opposite of what we thought Thanksgiving was going to be like, but all fine because you can't invite like 30 people over and not have enough food. You know, that's the war. Like it's fine to have too much. Everybody can take home leftovers, but to not have enough food is just like terrifying. So cooked on morning and then ended up having so much fucking leftovers. Cooked on morning and then ended up having so much fucking leftovers. Like, I don't. We were like, how did this happen? Like, we didn't even make that much food.

We had so much leftover. I think we would have been fine with what Miley had ordered. Yeah. But we panicked. As one does. I get it. You know? Also, I saw on TikTok, or maybe it was the news because my mom watches that.

I saw that, like, it's, like, all over. Like, everyone's talking about how like now that everyone's on ozempic nobody ate on thanksgiving and everybody had so many leftovers and i was like i was like is everyone on ozempic is that why we no one ate the meals that we made maybe everyone's secretly on ozempic i'm not though don't worry i ate a shit ton yeah you don't need to be on Zimpy. You got FarmBot. Yeah, FarmBot. Also, I love Thanksgiving. It's my favorite meal of the year. The mashed potatoes and gravy. I think they might be my favorite. Also, close second, creamed corn.

So freaking good. Apple pie with vanilla ice cream and caramel drizzled over. So good. That sounded good. What was your favorite dish? I smoked the turkey this year. That was quite delicious. And I like that.

I made a really good gravy too. Every year I make my broccoli casserole, which is my Tia's recipe. And it kills. It's always everyone's favorite. I don't make mashed potatoes. I make roasted garlic cauliflower mashed potatoes. And they are fire.

I mean, I'm sure they are, but you, but like nothing compares to like mashed potatoes. I agree. The mashed potatoes are really, really good. Did you make them? Did you use a, like a ricer? I don't really make anything. When I say I helped make food, I just, you know, I'll like sit around and watch everybody else do it.

I'll like put something in the oven for you or grab something from the fridge for you. But like, I really can't be trusted to make anything. Yeah. The thing that I did this year that I am, it's my new favorite thing, are freezer door drinks. Have you heard about this? No, what's that?

Okay, so I saw it on TikTok and I was like, yeah, this is a pretty good idea. And it really only works with like very, very simple drinks, like martinis, Manhattans, old fashions. manhattans old fashions i did it for old fashions right so you take like you have your bottle of bourbon right and you pour out like four ounces of that bourbon and use it to go have a shot or something and then you put in two ounces of simple syrup and one ounce of the bitters and then you shake it up and you put it in the freezer door and then it gets really really cold so like it doesn't separate um you leave it in the mixer

you leave it in the bottle that you like in the bourbon bottle oh in the bourbon bottle yeah so you take the bourbon bottle you pour out four ounces of bourbon so there's four ounces less then you put in two ounces of simple syrup and then you put in one ounce of bitters and you shake that up in the bottle and you put the bottle in the refrigerator door. And then anytime you want old fashioned, you don't have to go make it. You just pour it over ice and it's done. And it's still good. It's pretty fricking fire.

Like it's, it's not, it's not like, you know, like a really good old fashioned that you like see him make it and you're like, that looks pretty good, but it's pretty freaking good. Especially if you have Luxardo cherries and then you get a little bit of an orange rye and you put it all in there. You're like, this tastes pretty amazing. The only thing though is when you get a good old fashioned,

you know how at first it's very, very strong. It hasn't been diluted yet from the melting of the ice. And then as you drink it, the bourbon melts the ice and it gets diluted and it becomes less bitter or less strong. And the problem with the freezer door one is it's already cold. So it's never going to like dilute the ice. So you've got to kind of make it a little weaker than you normally would, if that makes any sense. Interesting. Okay.

Anyways, highly recommend freezer door drinks. Or do you just leave it strong and get turnt? Fuck yeah, man That sounds like my kind of Thanksgiving I was lit on Thanksgiving Were you? I was lit too Lit The night ended with my buddy Dan

Playing the piano And then me being like, I'm gonna play the guitar And I went and got the guitar and I was like, let me sing a song And then I couldn't remember the words And I was like, I'm play the guitar. And I went and got the guitar. And I was like, let me sing a song. And then I couldn't remember the words. And I was like, I'm too drunk. I can't play this song. And now I have like a hangover because I'm embarrassed. Embarrassment hangover.

Those are the worst. You have some fave things, bro. What's happening? Did I tell you I finally started The Crown? No, you said you were thinking about it. And I was like, I think you can start with Princess di if you want yeah yeah so i did i started with season four yeah um and i totally like it's fine like i feel like there's not too many missing like i can just put within like one episode i could put together like what was going on uh love it camp i really can't believe it's taken me this long to watch this show. It's right up my alley. And the acting is phenomenal. The girl that plays young Diana is so good. I love her so much. Also, Helen Bonham Carter. She's in this season that I started, and she's obviously phenomenal. This is such a great role for her. I feel like she plays so many quirky roles because she's so good at that.

like she plays so many quirky roles because she's so good at that it's kind of fun to see her in this like classic classic role and she does a really good job it's all great I love it a lot and I do now that I'm in because I'm all I'm like at least halfway through season four already I could see myself like finishing out the season the series and then going back and starting at one and watching the first three you should like. I feel like I could still do that. Yeah, and I think you will like it. Sarah liked it. So what is it about American women that love the British royalty? I don't know.

But here's the thing is like I don't really follow today's British royalty. Like I don't know anything really except Prince William. Is Prince William, when does he get to be king? Is his dad still alive? Like I don't know anything. No, Princeiam is prince william when does he get to be king is his dad still alive like i don't know anything no prince charles is the king right now that's what i thought so he's gotta die and then prince william becomes the king yes is that the tea yeah it's your desire to be princesses that because like i don't guys are like i don't give a fuck about that what are we doing here here? I don't care. I mean, the clothes are always fabulous, you know? So like, that's great.

Also, um, again, the season of the crown, all of the Royal women like ride horses, they play polo, they go fox hunting. They're living my freaking dream life over here.

They got a stable full of nice horses. Like they have the nice riding clothes. I'm like, this is, this is where I was meant to be. How do we get you dating a royal? I don't know if it's in the cards for me because for my age,

I should have gone after Prince William. You know? Well, there's got to be like a duke, you know? Yeah. Surely there's a duke that like just... We should do some research. We should do some research. I feel like I would have to pick one younger because at this... I'm 36.

At 36, all these freaking Dukes are booed up. Maybe your play is that you are the second marriage for this guy. Are they allowed to get divorced? Charles got divorced and he's king. That's true. I forgot about that. Yeah. I feel like that would be very frowned upon.

I don't know why, but I just feel like it would. Yeah. I'm here for it. But you're right. He did do that. Yeah. I feel like that would be very frowned upon. I don't know why, but I just feel like it would. Yeah. I'm here for it. But you're right. He did do that. Yeah. Do you remember last week when I was like, so there's this comedian named Matt Reif. It's like very handsome.

And you were like, he is not handsome. And you got like angry at me. Oh, yeah. And then you and your mother called me and your mother was like, that is a boy. And I don't like him he is not cute and i'm like okay i'm just saying that like people think he's attractive okay but also since we've talked about him my tiktok is full of videos and yft are sending me videos of them talking about all the plastic surgery he's had yeah okay i just want know, I want everyone to know that we record this podcast like four days before it

actually comes out. I'm just so proud of myself. I was like on top of, I was like, this is not good comedy. Like he's like kind of being a fucking asshole to all his, his female followers. And then all my tech talk has been like,

fuck this guy. Fuck this guy. He's terrible. He's a fucking plastic guy. He's a terrible comic. He's got fucking plastic surgery. He's not funny. And I was just like, wow, I really nailed that one. I was just saying, like, I didn't think the jokes were very funny. I mean, listen, nothing's wrong with plastic surgery.

No. But I still don't think he's attractive. It's fine. It's fine. It's just my point of view. But yeah, a lot of the wife tiers are sending me the TikToks about his plastic surgery. Yeah, they say you got a new jaw. I mean, you got veneers. You have veneers on right now.

Oh, yeah. I got a ton of fake shit. What else is fake? I mean, not really, but like, I'm trying. Well, not that I have fake stuff, but like my hair color's fake. Yeah, okay. My teeth are fake. My Botox every four months. Like I got a little under eye filler going on in my face. Like I do some things, you know? Yeah. Me. I'm just like up here trying to keep up with everybody. I'm getting too crazy. Have you started watching the squid game show? I will not. I don't want to watch that. I didn't even watch the normal Squid Game. You didn't watch the normal Squid Game?

I tried and it was too dark. I couldn't do it. Oh. Well, okay. Anyways. I tried. I watched like two episodes and I was like, this is not for me. God, you're a wuss.

Weakling. You would not survive the Squid Games. Well, anyways, they've made Squid Games a real thing. And it's on Netflix. And Sarah and I started watching it. And so instead of like them actually shooting you and killing you, they put an exploding paintball like in your shirt or whatever. And if you like if you get shot, like it happens. And then it's all these like, you know, they're just regular people.

But they have to pretend that they die, which is like the funniest thing in the world. It's like, it's like, boom. And then they're like, Oh, everyone's like, well, I had to pretend like I'm dying now. Do you ever, you don't play with kids, but like you've seen people play with kids and sometimes you're playing like cops and robbers or something. And this kid shoots you and you're like, Oh, you got me. And then you like pretend to die. It's like that.

It's like that, but it's not cute. Cause you're not playing with kids, but there is a mother son duo in this show. That is just so wholesome and wonderful. And I love the mom. She, the,

the mom is like this old lady with like a replaced knee. And she's like, there's all these dudes who are like fucking jacked and like doing push-ups like the entire time. And she's like, she calls them the bros. And there's like the, she's telling her son, she's like, fuck them, the bros, fuck the bros. So there comes a time where it's like if you win some thing you can secretly have someone like killed or you can is this more of a comedy it's a reality show like if you make it to the end you win five million dollars or something like that interesting like in the in the original one literally die and only one person yeah and so in this one you just you fake die and then you're

off the show or whatnot. So you like it? It's good. There's a bunch of characters that we like a lot. It's very fun. Okay. I give it a ding dong. Oh, wow. Okay.

A YFT-er sent me this, and I feel like we must play it. And when I say a YFT-er sent me this, I mean like 45 YFTers sent me this. And this is about the Mormans. Nice. I'm sorry. This whole show has just turned into us talking, like just being completely enthralled by Mormons. Like I don't even know if you've seen like the videos. There's a guy that goes around BYU and he'll just like interview people.

And he's like, what would you rather have five million dollars or five minutes with joseph smith and everyone's like five minutes with joseph smith what what and then so that's the other thing that like have you ever seen a rated r movie and most of them are like no but they have a thing called angel vid where they've heard of this what the it's like it's like, no. But they have a thing called Angel Vid where they put – I've heard of this. What the – it's like rated R movies that they've cut to make it so it's not rated R, I guess. So they watch movies that way. And then one of the questions always is like, what's your party drink?

And they're always like, high C. It's like lemonade. It's like – Capri Sun. Probably not even that. You know they're not allowed to have coffee? Too much sugar. You know they're not allowed to have coffee?

Oh, I would last one second. That's my whole diet. You can't be a Mormon. Anyways, there's a new wrinkle in the wonderful world of the Mormons. Gazing parties? I'm going to be honest. I am not familiar with this one i gotta do some research be right back all right apparently a gazing party is where members of the opposite sex are at a

party and they line up in the room facing each other fully clothed then the lights are turned off for a short amount of time to allow everybody to get fully nude then they flip the lights on for a few seconds so that you can gaze at the other naked bodies and then lights are turned back off everyone gets dressed and that's it it did say this might be a folklore it might be fairy tale and it is 100% not condoned by the church it is just what the youth are doing just like everything else i've explained oh my god wouldn't shock me i want to go pretend to be mormon for like no no you don't i do i just i want to go to some of this shit you would strip down naked and let people stare yeah i think i would i like i want to go to some of this shit. You would strip down naked and let people stare at you. Yeah, I think I would.

I want to experience this, but I want to be undercover drinking the entire time. How could you keep a straight face? I don't know. If I went to a soaking party, I'd be like, let me jump on the bed. I'm going to double bounce you! I want that so, and then I want to go to a gazing party and just be in the corner being like,

man, some fucking weird looking dicks in the shirt. Oh my god! You get kicked out so fast. I'd be so fun though! Be like, damn, can we get some manscapes in here? What's going on here? Anyways, the Mormons are just, they're the gift that keeps on giving.

I was just about to say that. Yeah. God bless the Mormons. They keep this podcast alive. They do. They do. We need to have a Mormon on. I would love that.

That's nothing more. They do. They do. We need to have a Mormon on. I would love that. That's nothing more. It's official. Okay. But we need like a practicing Mormon, like not the one that got out or grew up in that. And then like, whatever I want, like someone that practices it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So if I'm sure someone, I want someone who, yeah. And is like strict.

Strict Mormon. And I want. They're never going to come on this pod. Well, if anyone knows someone that wants to do this, please DM us. I would love nothing more than to talk to you about your religion. I would love for you to try to convert me. I feel like no one tries to get me in their cult or religion. You know, like they're just like, fuck.

You want them to? I want someone to try, you know? Okay. Put in an old college try with me. And then I want to. Why don't you go down to the Scientology building in LA? No, that one scares me. They'll try to convert you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they're going to take my money. And I don't have a lot of that so no i want them to come on i want to ask them all the questions that i want to know like everything um i want them to try to convert me and then i want to tell them stories of what i did in college and be like you have to to listen to this. You can't angel vid this or whatever it's called. You have to listen

to what I did. And then I want to hear, they're going to be like, you're going to go to hell. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, tell me exactly what's going to happen to my soul. I need to know.

Just in case you guys are right. You might be right. I don't know. They might be. No, they're not. They might. Come on. Come on. Maybe they are. I don They might. Come on. Come on.

Maybe they are. I don't know. Come on. Who knows? Not I. All religions are pretty crazy. I mean, like, so there's Adam and Eve. Here we go.

Right? Just, there's Adam and Eve, right? Yeah, I guess so. And then they have Cain and Abel. Let's look it up. I don't know. Let's look it up. Let's look it up. I don't know. Let's look it up. Let's look it up.

This is going to be interesting. So you have Adam and Eve, right? They start. And then they have Cain, Abel, and Seth. Did you know that there was a guy named Seth? Didn't. I didn't know that either. Fascinating.

Okay. And so then Cain kills Abel. So then there's just Cain and Seth, right? Okay. And then Cain has Eel. So then there's just Cain and Seth, right? Okay. And then Cain has Enoch and Seth has Enos. So were they fucking each other? Like, is it inbred? Are we all inbred?

Do we start? I mean. Do you see what I'm saying? It had to have worked that way. There wasn't like another family. There's only one family. Wait, better question. Who did Cain and Seth fuck?

Did Cain and Seth fuck Eve? Was Cain the first motherfucker? You're telling me the basis of all of us starts with- I don't know. With cousin fucking? It had to start somewhere. It had to be cousin fucking, right? It had to start somewhere, right? Legitimate question to everyone. Unless aliens were here, maybe. But that's not on the family tree that I just looked at. Well, you know, people love to leave things out in stories, you know? Yeah. I just don't understand.

I just don't understand. You had Cain, Abel, and Seth. And then Seth had Enos, then Kiernan, then Machiavellian, then Jared. Jared? Then Enoch and Masusala. And then, I can't read all these. And then Noah. Are they all having sex with one another?

I just need to know who is having sex with who. All right. I'm sure you could look that up. We just need to have someone that knows what they're talking about come on and be like, this is what happened. You're right, we do. Okay, don't worry about it. Because it's so funny, like, you know, the main thing that like really religious people they're like we didn't come from monkeys like we're not if the evolution no that didn't happen but that's less

fucking weird than being like we had some cousin fucking that's how it all started you know I don't know what's worse I kind of like the monkey thing that's not as gross is this really bad is this very sacrilege everyone that was listening yeah is not listening anymore I'm not being disrespectful I'm genuinely asking these questions

well let's get someone that can give you some answers. Okay, fine. I feel like you're uncomfortable with this because you came from a more religious family than I did. Yeah, but I don't know anything. Yeah. Yeah, but you got a cross tattooed on like your hand or something. Yeah, I do.

See? Yeah. On your finger. But I didn't even know there was a Seth. You know? You have all Cain, Abel, Enoch, Gary. What? Seth?

I didn't know. I didn't know Seth was biblical. I didn't know that my mother would be very upset with you about that. Really? Can we? Oh, my God, let me come on. Let me come on. Sorry. We're stoned.

And she will, you, you want, do you want your relationship with fish to end? Because you will be so upset. She'll be so upset. Listen. You, you are perfection in her eyes. Wells. Do you really want to risk ruining that? No, I don't. You're right i didn't think so yeah i can't i can't have we can't have that i cannot have that i mean you are you are coming on sorry we're stoned actually soon right

yeah and i'm bringing my buddy you could think about it and if you still want to do it then prime opportunity all right all, all right, all right. Last thing, I'm really, really excited. I haven't started it yet, because I'm still working on finishing the book Executed, or Extinct. But up next, Iron Flame. Remember I was reading that book about people that rode dragons, they went to like a dragon school,

and then I thought it was a YA thing, and then it turned into like really like hard fucking, and very, very descriptive. Anyways, Iron Flame is now out, and apparently it is real dirty. Ew. I know. And you want to read that? I liked it. Oh, God. Poor Sarah.

It's like Game of Thrones meets Harry Potter meets Fifty Shades of Grey. Interesting. So, yeah, that's what I'm going to do. Isn't Harry Potter about kids? These are kids. They go to high school.

That's why I thought it was a YA novel. And then all of a sudden... It's not okay. And then all of a sudden it was like, whoa, this is really graphic, guys. It was a different time, you know? Different time. It was when the dragons ruled the world.

So it's fine. Right, right. Yeah. I should have done that whole like question thing with this. The whole religious thing with this, you know? Missed opportunity. So you got Cain. So you got Adam and Eve.

And you got Cain. And you got Abel. And then a guy named Seth. And then who's fucking who? And then... Who's fucking who? Gotta know. Who's fucking who? Oh, no. Should we go out on this?

Can I plug my upcoming gigs? Yes, but you have to do it with this music. Without that music. Okay. What do you got coming up? If you want to get Litty Kitty in New York City, I'll be in New York Saturday night, so tomorrow night, I guess, once this podcast comes out.

It's my last New York show of the year. Yeah, so it's a little bittersweet, you know, but hopefully I get to go back and play next year, so we'll see. And then next week, I'm randomly going to play in Indianapolis on Thursday night. I've had a couple of people be like, why Thursday night? And they're super bummed because like, we have to work the next day. And I'm like, I don't know, let's tell you it's, it's for, um, some car racing convention. And they're throwing a party that night at this club called envy.

And they hired me to play so i'm playing on a thursday night uh so if you want to call and sick to work the next day and come rage let's do that and then um and i'll probably never come back to indianapolis right like why is there a club scene there i don't know i just don't know it's just not like a hot spot city on my radar you know so i just might be your one and only chance to come rage that's all i'm saying um and then uh i'll be in vegas on the 9th so next saturday night and i'm uh opening for dylan francis which i'm really excited about he cracks me up on tiktok and i want to be besties with him and his assistant because they're so funny um and then i just got final details about new year's eve it's going to

be in nashville which is exciting because i don't have to leave and I can sleep in my own bed. And I'll have details on that soon. Very cool. I got nothing going on. I'm busy. Booked and busy. That's good. Good.

Can I have some money? Can you give me some money, please? No. Money, please. Your wife can give you some money. That's true. I did see ManeSkin's got a new song out, so I thought maybe we'd go out on that.

Do you like them? I do. You don't like them? Oh, interesting. Not really. What? I'm shocked that you do that one song was so good fine yeah I'm surprised by this why this is not your kind of music I love all music Gregorian chants Italian rock stars All music. Gregorian chants. Italian rock stars.

I think they're Italian. All right, YF Tears, we love you. By the way, I'm sorry if I offended religious, anyone religious. I was just asking a question. All the religious people you offended have already stopped listening to this podcast. You think so? A few years ago, I'm pretty sure. I have a feeling. So it's probably fine.

They're also probably thinking that they're mine too. They're like, yeah, what's going on with that? Seth? Seth? Seth? Like Seth Meyers? Yeah. Seth Rogen?

Seth Rogen? All this love, I'm so choked up I can't feel you in my blood All this love