Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - God bless this mess

Episode Date: July 17, 2024

WTF is happening here, America? This country is legit scary right now so today we’re going to make a podcast to help you forget about it. Brandi tells us all about her stampede adventures in the Great White North, which of course, ends with an airport fiasco. Wells also went on a trip to Jackson Hole and played some good golf. Go Wells! Your hosts then dive into a Bachelorette and House of the Dragon recap before sharing new rules that should be widely adapted at airports around the world.  Favorite things mentioned:  The Bachelorette (ABC)  House of the Dragon (HBO)  Presumed Innocent (Apple)  The Man with 1000 Kids (Netflix)  Receiver (Netflix)  Takes One To Know One by The Beaches  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!   Fiji Water: Visit your local retailer to pick up some FIJI Water today for your next backyard party, beach or pool day, hike, or even your home office. It’s not just water. It’s FIJI Water.  Schedule35: Get 15% Off with code YFT at Schedule35.co  Article: Go to article.com/yft for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation 

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like try to step back and be like, I don't know if any of this is real. Like, I think that if you like 20 years ago, so when I was in like college, right? Like in high school, you told me the stuff that was happening now. I think I would say there is no way. And I don't want to get political with it, but like every week I'm like met with another piece of information and or news that absolutely terrifies me. Anyways, how's everybody doing? A lot happened since the last time we spoke. Yeah, freaking assassination attempt. Okay.

What? Let's not do that. Let's never do that. I am scared to be an American. And I'm scared to be an American because I don't know what's going to happen. Are we going to get attacked by coronavirus? Or something even worse than that. And I proudly crouch down in the fetal position

to save myself from the terror. And my doctor prescribes a lot of medication to make me feel a little better. And I proudly get down in the fetal position and I cry a little every night because there ain't no doubt I'm scared of this land. Seriously, God bless the USA. Please God bless it. Help us through this. This is terrifying times. Every week it's something new. I swear to Christ. Anyways, should we call the brand?

Let's do it. It is time. Call her up. Hi. Hey, how you doing? Oh, just on the constant struggle bus regarding my well-being, but we're fine. I was just talking to the YFTers before i called you and um i was just saying like a lot happened since the last time we spoke did it well there was an assassination attempt

oh that yes that did happen okay i assume our demographic is between the ages of 20 and let's say 45 okay fair so you and i are kind of in the ages of 20 and let's say 45. Okay, fair. So you and I are kind of in the middle of that, right? Yeah, unfortunately. Let's go through the last 20 years of just crippling terror that it is to live in this country. I mean, yeah, in this world.

We had Y2K. Do you remember that? Do you remember that terror? Oh, boy, oh, boy, do I. We thought everything was going to be over. The banks were going to shut down. Nothing was going to work. The electrical grid, out. Out. Luckily, none of that

happened. Nah, they just like to scare us. That was, that seemed unnecessary. I hated it. Troop. And then it wasn't, but like a... It did make New Year's really exciting, though. It made you, yeah, we were all like, what's going to happen? What's going to happen? And then we had 9-11.

Jeez Louise. That was horrible. Terrifying. And then you had the freaking housing bubble crash of 08. Cool. We're all broke now. That was fun. True.

And then I think things were kind of cool for a little bit. And then for a hot second, we were cool. And then, oh, cool, pandemic. That's fun. That's a big one. Big thumbs up on that guy. Loved it. That's a big one.

Yeah. Loved it. And then now we're coming in. And listen, say what you want about Trump. You can't be taking shots at him, you know? No. Also, I feel like every day I'm more and more terrified. I know. So anyways.

What are we going to do? Make a podcast that makes people forget about the terror that it is to live in this country. The worst part is we're still the best one, you know? That's what I'm saying. It's hard to say this country because the world is pretty crazy. I know. We got to get together. And you know what it is?

I've been talking about it for a long time. It's the boom. We got to get the boomers. The boomers, I think, fuck this all up. I think that we, the young people, the Gen X. You love to blame the boomers. I'm sorry. I think that's the problem.

I think that's where we are. Okay. Right now, the politicians are all boomers yeah they're the ones in charge i think i don't know i imagine the guys who fucked up the you know the housing bubble bet you those were boomers 100 definitely definitely yeah so anyways this is what i think we need to do i think we need to have like our own revolution okay america the gen xers it's your time all right you're a little bit older than us you're a little wiser that's my mom yes it took you a second she's yeah she's on the cusp i feel

like she is but she is technically a gen x yeah yeah like my sister my my siblings are all gen xers okay but anyways i need them to get it together. I think the millennials, you two guys, us, we need to band together, all right? Yeah, uh-huh. Gen Z, you can sit this one out. I don't know if we need you yet, all right? I don't know if you really care anyways. And if we even bring you in on this, I feel like you're going to quiet quit anyways. So I don't know about you guys, but I think that the Gen Xers and the freaking millennials,

we need to band together. I agree. This is my slogan. Make America not terrifying every single day. That might be too long for a hat. It's a little long for a hat.

You know what? Gets the point across. Oh my God. How you doing, kid? Why are you in sunnies? Oh, I didn't get home until three o'clock in the morning last night. Goodness gracious. Couldn't sleep in, up at 8.30.

What were you doing at 8.30? The horses? No, you know, the dogs wake me up. Yeah. They just, you know. But you were in Banff. I was in Banff. Okay, so last time we chatted.

Yeah. I was in Calgary, right? Yeah, you were in Calgary. I was in Banff. Okay, so last time we chatted. Yeah. I was in Calgary, right? Yeah, you were in Calgary. Okay, just got into Calgary. Yeah, so lots to unpack, actually. Should we start the show? Okay, let's start the show. Or is it too soon?

I don't care. Let's do it. Let's start the show. Let's do it. Okay, great. Me, you. Me? Go.

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Too long to be away from home. I was in Calgary for the Stampede. Give me a ding. I can't reach. It's very cool. I see what all the hype is about. I have been hearing about the Calgary Stampede for years. Everyone has told me it is the best rodeo you can go to. Boy, oh boy, is it more than a rodeo. They have an entire fair, like one of the biggest fairs I've ever seen. The rides,

the food, all that. Then they have all these stages all over the grounds with so much music, every genre you could think of. It was honestly just very cool like to see all that. And, you know, the night I went to go to see some bands play, it was Chelsea Cutler and a band called The Beaches. They're Canadian, but like pretty well known up there. Like cutest little girl rock band I've ever seen. And it was cool to see like all these like cowboys rocking out to like lesbian rock. You know what I mean? Like I was so into it and it was just really cool.

And I had a great time and I would love to go back. And so I just, I was really very impressed with the Calgary Stampede. All right. Nice. Yeah. It was nice. So then I rented a car, drove to Banff National Park. Have you been? No, but I would love to. You would love it.

I mean, who wouldn't? It's absolutely beautiful. We only had barely two days. It was not long enough, but we tried to make the most of it. We stayed at the Fairmont Bamp Springs. It's this beautiful castle in the middle of the mountains. It's very old. It has a lot of history.

They told us that it was like the place where everybody went to be social back in the day. All the like royalty and all the who's who's and whatever went for social time at Bamp Springs. Pretty sure it's haunted. I got stuck in the elevator night one. That was cool. Um, but very, very cool. And, uh, we went canoeing on Lake Louise. It was very beautiful, fucking freezing. We stuck a toe in and thought like, maybe we'll get out for a cold plunge. Absolutely fucking not. We'll not be doing that. Very cold. Come straight from the glacier. Very pretty. Then we also drove up to Lake Moraine and it was truly the bluest. It looks fake. The photo I posted on Instagram,

there's no edit on that. That is the color of that lake. It was unreal. So beautiful. And apparently you can also canoe in that lake. Wish we'd done that, but next time. And overall, just a really lovely place. Downtown you know, next time. And overall, like just a really lovely place. Uh, downtown Banff, very cute, lots of good food, lots of shopping. It reminded me a little bit of Jackson hole, but just like a lot bigger and a lot busier. Um, the only thing I didn't see very much of was wildlife with, which I thought was interesting. They just said like the wildlife there is not as plentiful, but that shocks me because it's so much more remote, I feel like, than the national parks in the U.S. But yeah, I had a great time until I tried to leave.

And then the Calgary airport fucked me once again. Thank you, WestJet. Horrible, horrible experience at the airport. And this fucking lady in TSA decided to be a hero and take and, you know, pull my bag. And let me tell you what I know. I know that other countries have this thing about liquids. And I know that, you know, it's the one thing America's got, got going for it is like, we have this whole, like, you know, if you have TSA pre- and you have little liquids like you're good, you want to take them out, keep your shoes on, like love that for us. Like I'm here for that. Other countries don't do that. And I know that.

But you know what? The last time I flew through Calgary, I took the same suitcase with the same transparent bag of liquids that I had this time and went through just fine. Nobody took my bag in security, didn't even pull it, didn't need to go through it. So I thought, well, I'm going to try. I'm at least going to try again to not have to check my bag. No, got a piece of shit woman that probably hates her life and literally took out every single thing in my roller bag at security and was so rude to me, so horrible to me, lecturing me about liquids. And she did not like it when I told her I came through here two months ago with the same liquids and did not get pulled. And I think I just really

pissed her off. And then she was like, you're going to have to throw all this away. Okay, honey, these are expensive skincare products and makeup products that I will not be throwing away. And I showed up to this airport early so that if this happened to happen to me, I could go back and check the bag and I wouldn't be rushed. So I said, I think I'm just going to go back and check my bag. And she goes, I think that would be wise. So then she starts just shoving all of my things in my suitcase. Uh, no, I would like to pack my own bag. And she was like, well, I have to supervise you. You're in a secure area. And I was like, honey, feel fucking free. You know what? Maybe you could learn a lesson or two about skincare

and beauty products. Cause it looks like you could use it and feel free to stand here and watch me check my bag so i did went all the way back you know paid fucking fifty dollars to west jet to check the carry-on bag uh and then i had to go back through security once again you know laptops out shoes off like all the all the shit and i think i was just so flustered at this point and just so over it and um didn't realize it until i was landing in burbank airport that i had left my laptop in calgary security wait are you here i was for 18 hours why'd you come over because i was there for 18 hours okay okay uh and yeah so literally wheels touched down in burbank and i'm going through my bag and i'm like, holy fuck. My brand new MacBook Pro is sitting in the bin in the Calgary airport.

Oh my goodness. And that fucking TSA. Terrible. And it's all her fault because if she had just like let me go through with my shit, I wouldn't have been flustered. I wouldn't have let the laptop. So then guess how much I had to pay to get the laptop back? $360. Why?

To ship it to my house. Like, are you fucking kidding me? So I spent $360 there, you know, 50 bucks to check the bag. Pretty sure I had to pay like $80 for a seat on WestJet. Like they just charge you out the ass for everything. I wish they would just get with the times. I got a new button for you for this one. I hate TSA. I think you might like this one. For this one. I hate TSA. I think you might like this one. True.

I hope you're rotting. Seriously. So there you go. I made that one for you. I thought you might like that. A couple of YFTers sent me that one, and I was like, yeah, it's pretty good. That is lovely. Met a bunch of YFTers at the show in Calgary.

That was cool. Amazing. I think we got a lot of Canadian listeners, which is very tight. Anyway, landed in Burbank. Hot 18 hours. Saw my mother. Slept in a nice bed. Had a nice shower.

Got back on the plane the next morning. Flew to Vegas. Stayed up until 5 a.m. in Vegas. Didn't sleep great. Got up the next day. Played a show. Got straight on a plane. It was delayed. Shocker. Got home 3 a.m. Couldn't sleep great. Got up the next day, played a show, got straight on a plane. It was delayed.

Shocker. Got home 3 a.m. Couldn't sleep past 8.30. Here we are, sunglasses on. All right. I don't know if you don't listen to the show back, but I've been actually,

every episode you do this thing where you- You cut it out. I cut it out. Why? But what I do is you start doing it and then I fade it out and then i say hi this is wells from the future saying i can't listen to this fucking story every single

episode and then i cut back in right the end the wife tears to know like they know no i need them to know my life is not glamorous in any way shape or form okay your girl is slumming it on west jet and southwest and getting fucking destroyed by TSA people and just schlepping. It's really just not what people think. And I just wanted everyone to know. I'm just like you. Maybe worse.

So here's the thing. I think that your priorities are a little skewed. What do you mean? I know that you do well enough to travel in first class or business class. No, I'm not making enough money for that. It's expensive. You are.

A first class ticket these days is like $1,300 one way. I realize that. But Brandy, I... I might pay for that. See, that's the thing. You have the money, but your priorities are... Okay, but if I spent that kind of money, I then wouldn't have the money. I know, but like this is having an effect on your like mental psyche.

And at what point is that valuable to you? First class or not, that bitch would have gone through my shit and my computer would be in Calgary security. Okay. Yeah. Maybe so. Oh, Lord. All right. I went to Jackson Hole. It looked lovely loved it i actually flew into

idaho falls oh you did how was that beautiful and why did why did you do that because my buddy who i went to high school with nate smith who actually played on the pga tour for a while he now like um is a contractor out in idaho falls. And so he built this amazing house on the top of this mountain that overlooks the Tetons. And so I flew in there. Where at? It's in Idaho Falls. That's where he lives is Idaho Falls?

Yeah. Well, maybe like an hour outside of where the airport was. Okay. I need you to find out the name of the town because I've been looking at land out there and I would love to know where he's at. Oh, I'll connect you because he can, that's what he does.

He's got a big piece of property. Anyways, it was really, really cool. Then we drove over to Jackson Hole and- Is the highway repaired? Yeah, everything was fine. Okay. We were actually playing at a golf course called Snake River Sporting Club.

So there's a golf course there, but then like also you can like shoot shotguns, you know, like sporting clays. You can go fly fishing. There's a lake with like one of those huge like trampolines in the water thing. I mean, you've probably seen them like paddle boards and stuff. There's skiing, obviously. So it's like kind of like an all, there's everything there.

And it was so dope. Anyways, we had the most fun. I love that. So yeah, I got my outdoorsiness in because I'm about to go be living in the concrete jungle for a very long time. City boy. I don't know why I say a very long time, but I'm living for a very long time. So I got some outdoorsiness in and now I'm back. Surely there's

got to be some accessible golf courses in New York State. Yeah, I mean there are, but you have to leave Manhattan. There's nothing in Manhattan, obviously. Right, right. There's a lot in New Jersey and upstate and all that kind of stuff. Got it. You know what?

I'm not going to stick to this, but I have played so much golf this year, I probably can be like, we can hang it up for a little bit. Oh, wow. I never thought I'd hear that. I know. And what's crazy is that,

you don't even know what this means, but to the YFTers that do know golf, my last round at Snake River during a tournament, I shot one under. And I've only shot under par twice in my life. And so now I get to this point, my last round at Snake River during a tournament, I shot one under. And I've only shot under par twice in my life. And so now I get to this point, now I'm shutting it down.

What are you doing, Wells? Yeah, what are you doing? Let's be real. You're not going to shut it down. I'm going to slow it down. I can relax on golf for a little bit. Did you watch The Bachelor? It?

I did. Do you want to... Oh, let's get into it. Yeah, I do. Do you watch The Bachelor? It? I did. Do you want to? Let's get into it. Yeah, I do. Do you like that I did it? I put it in. Let's get into it. Alright, let's talk about the episode two of Jen's Journey

for Love. I tell you what, good episode. You think? I mean, everyone hates this fucking Devin guy. What's so wrong with him? I don't get it. I get like it's icky when somebody pulls her and cuts into the group time, but that's how you make a connection. And I'm like, really?

We're still mad about this? Yeah. I think there are a lot of mistakes being made, but we'll get to that. But I like this Devin guy guy i love him uh it seems so annoying i mean i like i like him kinda yeah it's interesting i think that it's probably very very evident to her that he's a problem you know like multiple people are saying it to her in real time whereas like usually it's like hey just by the way there's people here not for the right reasons then she's they got to figure it out you know and they got to figure out who's saying who but you know you got like

you got two guys being like fuck this guy you know right and she's kind of seen it firsthand i think like we'll get into it but like stealing like it is it is a faux pas to like steal away during a group date to go get ice cream is but also like as the woman i'm like yes like for sure take some initiative pursue me love this for me for sure like how else do you make an impression really i know but here's the thing jen was in those guys's position not five months ago and she remembers how fucking annoying that is when you're on a group date and someone does that you know so she must have empathy okay but she's also got a producer probably being like this guy's making great tv shut the fuck up and enjoy it anyways

let's get into it let's get into it let's go to melbourne melbourne why are they all pronouncing it like they're australian yeah you're not australian guys did someone tell them to do that because they're all doing it i imagine that they ran into somebody who is australian and was like, all right, mate, we say it Melbourne, not Melbourne, you know? Melbourne. Melbourne? Melbourne. Melbourne. But yeah, it's funny that they're all doing that.

It is funny. So we start off with a group date to the fucking market. He didn't like that. Man, I don't tell you what. We are running out of money. We were like, let's go to fucking Safeway, guys. Well, they spent too much on the plane tickets. I know. Yikes.

Oh, man. I will say I agree. Vegemite does suck ass. I mean, it sounds terrible. Have you never had Vegemite? No, I will never. Well, remember I went on a whole diatribe about Scotland and their Marmite? Yes, yes. And so I looked it up. I was like, is Marmite Vegemite? No, I will never. Well, remember I went on a whole diatribe about Scotland and their Marmite? Yes, yes.

And so I looked it up. I was like, is Marmite Vegemite? And I guess Vegemite's a little less salty, so it sucks maybe a little bit less. But Vegemite does suck, and I don't know what is wrong with... I don't know who did this to you to make you guys want this salt bomb. Me neither. I mean, I assume it was the English, you know? Yeah, for sure.

They colonized, and they were like, you're gonna like this terrible thing! And they were like, hey, why do you guys all have terrible food? Your accent is terrible. And hey guys, we're going to the market and first thing we're gonna do,

you're gonna eat some kangaroo nuts. Disgusting. Hey, you wanna show your love gonna eat some kangaroo nuts uh disgusting hey you want to show your love eat some kangaroo nuts you fucks that's that's like the like what i mean like wait guys i didn't ask for that and then devin steals for some ice cream yeah i thought that was cute i mean it it's And like, I tell you the other thing that's going to be frustrating about it. As someone who's like been in this, on this experience, Devin's getting preferential treatment with producers. There's no doubt about it. A producer's coming up to him and been like, hey, I've got a good idea.

I'm sorry, not for nothing. But like Devin's not being like, hey guys, can I do a little ice cream date? I got this crazy idea that I'm going to take this ice cream date. And, you know, I think it's, he's game. The dude's game. All these other guys are like, why is Devin getting this opportunity just in general? Yeah.

Like I would have loved to have pulled her aside and been like, let's go get some ice cream. Fuck these guys. Because they want to stir the pot. For sure. But anyways, it was great. And it pissed off a lot of people, and I love that for everybody. And then we're off to a comedy show, and we're sticking with the theme of spending $0 on this date with a comedian who, I don't know if they're a comedian.

I don't think so. I think you could have done better. I think that, do you know who I think that that was? No. I think, have you ever been to a comedy show, and there's someone who's there that, like, brings up the comics? Oh, yeah. I think that's who that been to a comedy show and there's someone who's there that like brings up the comics? Oh, yeah. I think that's who that was. Interesting.

You know? Interesting. She had a couple yucks, but. Overall. Yeah, we couldn't get like Jim Jeffries in there or something, you know? Like, you know, Shane Gillis. I don't know who that is, but yeah. Like a real comedian.

Got it. I did like that it turned into a roast where everyone was just ripping on Devin. That made me. That on Devin that made me that made me feel really good my favorite joke was Devin talks about himself too much Devin talks about his feet and he's ugly that's the terrible joke

and it's so funny it's also just so mean so mean I hate it I hate it i hate it the worst joke that is so funny and you're ugly And I fucking nailed him. Oh, God damn. Jeez. Oh, that was pretty funny.

And then the other guy, Noah's brother. What is his name? Oh, yeah. He kind of drives me fucking crazy. Well, anyways, he does have a funny joke. He's like, you're budget Pete Davidson, so you're him without a big dick and a sense of humor. Nailed him. He doesn't really look like Pete Davidson. The subcontext is you're like Pete Davidson.

You're a guy who's not attractive enough to be dating this beautiful person. Got it. That's what I get out of it. And then they're calling him Pete Davidson. And the joke before that was you're ugly. Right, right. I just, he's not that ugly. Like, don't think so i don't think so at all um then they go to an after party the only thing that like really stuck out about me from the after party in the beginning was just there's a guy with a burberry scarf on and i'm like i don't

know what you're doing guy but what is it 19 2007 speaking of clothing there was also a guy on that on one of the group dates and a gucci jacket oh really i was like oh get it get it but also lie that's expensive for that dude when i went on that show i was so broke i went to h&m got everything at h&m all my suits all my shirt it's okay okay. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways. Oh, Aaron is his name. Noah's brother's name is Aaron. So then Aaron pulls Devin and calls him a boy, which, okay.

I feel like it's always the same story. I don't think that you're like ready for this and I'm serious about this. You're wasting her time. Yeah. And like, come on, what are you doing? And like, we all know you're not serious and I'm serious.

And it's like, this is a tale as old as time. Yeah, I know. I also, the thing I just don't love about this is Aaron. That's his name. Like it's giving,

I think I'm better than you. And like, I just don't love that. Interesting. You are team Devin here. Yeah, I am. I'm team Devin purely because he's a shit-stirrer.

You're Team Devin because you agree with him. I just don't like when people just think they're above others and like to belittle somebody else. To me, that's giving like your dick is small. I just don't love it. Yeah. Yeah, it's a little like a schoolhouse bully. I don't disagree with that. But I also think that he's doing stuff to deserve some of this

vitriol totally he's now realizing he can like twist the knife and he's liking that I think you know Aaron calls him a boy you're not really ready for this yada yada yada but then Aaron goes and talks to Jen and then he comes in and steals the ice cream

which is so funny you know and Aaron's like no I want a couple more minutes in and steals with the ice cream which is so funny you know and and Aaron's like no I want a couple more minutes and he's like the ice cream is melting I can't can't spare a minute sorry guy so then he does that it's so awkward I feel bad for Jen because I feel like she's had a lot of awkward encounters with stealing right off the bat you know yeah maybe it's a little her being like hey hey, give me like two more minutes. We'll do the ice cream in a second, you know? She's kind of allowing this to play through.

So then Aaron goes outside, someone goes up and pumps his tires up. I don't even know who it was, but someone was like, you should go fucking steal. That would have been me. That's my character on The Bachelorette is out of the mountain. Hey, what did Chad do?

You should fucking do something about that. I'll be right behind you. No, I won't. No, I will not. No, I won't. I will not be compromising myself. So then he steals back. So it just becomes really, really awkward

where it does look bad just on all parts. Like I think that if Aaron had just chilled, it would have just looked bad on Devin's part. Yeah. Grant gets the rose. I love Grant. He's one of my faves. Love him too.

So cute. Shocker that Aaron and Devin didn't get the rose. Shocker. They're in those interviews like, yeah, if I don't get this rose. I wish I was a producer on that show being like, you think there's a fucking world in which you're getting a rose? You guys are both children tonight. And it was beautiful. And thank you. Keep doing that that keep doing that if you can

then marcus gets the one-on-one and he's the guy that we met like right off the bat in the first episode right like he's the army ranger guy they're doing the skydiving date i'm i'm shocked she agreed to this me too i also i'm shocked that that they got someone who's an Army Ranger who's like not scared about this at all. I think that if you're going to do it, both people need to be scared about this situation. I know. I agree. Yeah. And I'm amazed they're doing Skydiving Day because I don't know if you remember, but last time I think they did a Skydiving Day was in Nemecol in Pennsylvania. I was there

and that 12-year-old boy was a skydiving instructor and they strapped him to freaking Rachel Croconel. I think that's who it was. And they fell. That kid broke his ankle. She almost broke her back or her butt or something like that. Now you remember that? I don't remember this. I remember being like, you could sue the lady if you wanted to, but she didn't do that, which is nice. So anyways, we find out Marcus is a hero. I like Marcus. I do too. All right right new date next day photo shoot with um i could only assume is the crocodile hunter's poor cousin definitely the alligator wrangler not the crocodile hunter fun date i liked it a lot yeah i liked it too let me tell you something

i don't care how fucking hot you are i don't care how badly that I want to find the person of my dreams on an amazing journey that's being televised on national television. You're never getting a fucking spider on me for a million, zillion, quadrillion dollars. That poor guy. I felt so bad for him. That poor guy. I know. I would have been straight up, hey, Jen, I'm a lot of things, but I'm not a guy

that's going to fucking hang out with a tarantula that's kind of venomous on my body whilst we take pictures. So if you want to take pictures with me and a koala, great. I love that. Great. Great. That sugar glider I saw?

Perfect. Love those. Love them. little kangaroo sure yeah a little joey but you're coming in here with a fucking and it's also it's australia where all the spiders there's a spider in australia that catches birds in its web and eats them. Wow. You learned that from our planet or what? Yeah. Um, that's scary. And then the irony of it all. So she's like kind of making fun of him for being scared of spiders, which I totally understand.

And then a snake comes in and Dylan steps up with the snake. That was hot. Totally. And she's like, thank you for coming in and saving me. You know, like that's what a real, like, hey, Jen, where the fuck were you 10 minutes ago when the guy over here was freaked out by the spider? You know? Why?

This is a double standard here. Okay? True. Did you notice that that fucking snake was wrapped around his neck? Yeah. No. Like, it could have choked him in two seconds yeah i would have not been down and he was chilling hot you like that huh i liked that i know so i'm the same

way i think the snake wouldn't have bothered me but that spider 100 i wouldn't have wanted to touch either to be completely honest yeah because all of those guys get sent home because they're not dylan who like stepped up and was like, I'll hold the snake for you. But like everyone was like, I'll do it, you know. But whatever. All those guys get so riled up. I know. I remember those car rides when you're like, oh, we didn't get any fucking time.

Are those fucking guys back at the house? They better let us have time. You know, they better. Don't be dicks. We get the first opportunity. I remember those dates. And Thomas gets real salty about the whole situation. Yep.

But I will say this, though. You know, they come back. They present that with, hey, guys, we got screwed. You guys had this entire went to Ralph's shopping expedition and got to hang out with her. We didn't get any of that, okay? We had a sugar glider shit on my shoulder. I think that was it. We've all made the decision that we think it would be cool if you guys let us all talk to her first.

Everyone agrees. Even Devin agrees. He said, I'm not going to take a step back, but of course I won't let you guys have time. Which, well done for wording it that way, sir. Because you're not wrong. Right. But you did insinuate that you wouldn't be the first motherfucker that pulls the girl that's what i would have taken from it uh-huh and this really gets thomas's gears

grinding doesn't it which i totally understand i would say this too thomas you're too emotional to be getting in fights with dudes through like I feel like the entire interview that he had about the entire night, his eyes were bloodshot red because you could see that he was crying. Yeah. You know? Yeah. You know, that whole thing happens. It's a real bad back and forth.

She can hear it, which is great, though. I also think that's good. I think that's good i think that's good when when the lead can hear that shit because yeah did you you she's not a crazy person and i'm sure she's like okay this is the second guy's annoyed with this guy yeah like come on guys i get it i mean maybe thomas you're being a little sensitive. And yes, of course, you're taking the decision out of my hands. But let's be fair. You're not pulling us to talk to us first.

We're having to do it. So the decision's never yours because you don't do it. Yeah. The only time you pull anybody is night one when you have a fucking first impression, Rose. Right. So while I don't disagree with what she said, in premise, it's a fallacy. The guys are in charge of deciding when they come and get you. Yeah. Who's right?

I don't know. Devin? Thomas? Aaron? Not Aaron. He's just not my babe. Yeah, he's just not your cup of tea. Mm-mm.

Fine. Fair enough. Love it. That's all I we went through that's the entire episode yeah okay yeah i mean my thing was like i feel like she yeah yeah the devon drama but aside from that i feel like it's like the consensus with everybody is like oh yeah i really like him yeah like him. Yeah, I really like him. Yeah, I really like him. You know what I mean? It's just a lot of like, yeah, he's great. It's a little boring. Like in terms of that's how she feels about Devin? No, just like all the guys. Like any guy that she has.

Well, she likes that Sam guy, right? She's like, yeah, which? Walking red flag. You can just see it in his eyes, you know? It's giving. Who was that crazy guy on Hannah Brown's season? The blondie? Oh, Luke. Luke P. It's giving Luke who was that crazy guy on Hannah Brown season? The blondie. Oh, Luke, Luke P.

Giving Luke P to me. Okay. Whoa. Those are big accusations. I'm just, that's, that's, that's the vibes I'm getting from this guy. A little Luke P situation. My only, my only complaint about the episode is that we didn't have her pick Devin and Thomas and Aaron in the last three.

I want there to be some suspense, but Devin gets his rose like in the middle of it. I mean, something tells me a two-on-one is in our future. Oh, I hope it's a three-on-one. I mean, that would be great. Yeah. Would a three-on-one be as awkward though? Because what if two team up on one?

I don't know. That's what's going to happen. 100%. And then the immediate response will be you guys are being bullies to him. Yeah. That's how you kill three birds with one stone, baby. It's going to be a bloodbath, the red wedding. Okay.

That's what i think is gonna happen but yeah who know what do i know more than i know that's true enough badge yeah can i just get a ding for house of dragons okay i did not watch last night's episode you gotta do what are you doing but i did just watch the week before's episode where all the dragons are fighting yeah it was hard for me to watch i know i feel bad for things that aren't even real like it was fucking horrible watching those dragons rip each other's throats out i did not love it and to me i'm like don't these these dragons are all like related right yeah they're like i don't want to go fuck up my bro, my cuss. I know. It makes me really fucking sad. I really don't want to.

It's my little niece. I got to go fucking bite her neck off. Yeah. It's not great. Also, fucking Eamon is the devil. And okay, you know how everyone's theory is that the Night King is Damon? Yeah. I think it's Eamon.

Is Eamon the one-eyed guy? Yes. He's giving Night King to me. Dude, you got to watch this episode then. Okay. Okay. Okay. I will tonight. I will tonight Night King to me. Dude, you got to watch this episode then. Okay, okay, okay. I will tonight. I will tonight. Oh my God, it's so amazing.

Is it? Okay. Here's the thing. I like his character. Well, I mean, I do too in the sense of like, I hate him so fucking much. See, I don't hate him nearly as much as I hated Joffrey. Really?

Not even nearly as much as I hated Joffrey. I? Not even nearly as much as I hated Joffrey. I mean, Joffrey was mean, yeah. But like, I don't know. Eamon's just, I hate him. I mean, I think he's, I think he at least is a strong king or strong leader. Now, did he fucking try to kill his brother because he cut his eye out when he was a little kid? Yes, he did. Yeah, it looks like he did.

Yeah. Try. He did. I mean, yeah. But I'll tell you the other thing that I love about House of Dragon. Is it House of the Dragon or House of Dragon? I don't even know the name of the show. I think House of the Dragon.

House of the Dragon. Thank God there's an explanation of what the fuck I watched after every single show. Mm-hmm. I need the director to come in and be like, this is what happened, by the way. And by the way. That is helpful. So they are killing dragons left, right, and center here, and you're sitting there being like,

where are these dragons? Because we watched Game of Thrones for seven years, and we didn't see dragons until the first five, and we're like, where are these fucking dragons? And now we have all these dragons on House of Dragons, but now they're getting killed, and you're like, oh my God, they're running out of dragons.

Oh, there are a couple more dragons. Oh, yeah. And they took the eggs Oh, there are a couple more dragons. Oh yeah. And they took the eggs away to hide and put them in safety. No, but we have, we have full grown dragons and now we have a plan to get people to be able to ride the dragons. I don't know what it's called,

you know, dragon riders because their lineage has been cut and they've mirrored it off into other non-pure-blooded, whatever. Fascinating. Very excited about it. But I like... I don't want to ruin it for you. Don't ruin it.

I will kill you. Okay, fine. But anyway, South Dragon's great. It is great. You got some favorite things, bro? Did you ever start Presumed Innocent? No, not yet. I'm watching other shit.

You're killing me. I'm doing other stuff for the way i need to know who you think fucking did it okay okay okay because it end without you knowing huh is it like still going oh yeah okay in this last episode boy oh boy jake dolan hall's not looking good it's not looking good for him and i'm just telling you maybe it's too obvious per this last episode that it's her son but the son is fucking unhinged okay he's unhinged and they're not like why is everyone just like sitting in court listening to him be unhinged and not connecting the dots and saying huh he's unhinged he was at the scene of the crime maybe he fucking did it

no one's saying that why are we not saying that i't know. I don't know why we're not saying that. Well, it's really fucking annoying, and I think we need to look into the sun. Okay. I'm going to maybe start watching that tonight. It's really good. I really think you would really love it. It's on Apple, yes? Yeah.

Nice. Have you started The Man with a Thousand Kids? No, what is that? It's on Netflix. Jesus. Sounds insane. No, what is that? It's on Netflix.

Jesus, sounds insane. Jonathan Mejere, a Dutch YouTuber who is accused of fathering more than 500 children and defrauding people across the globe. The man with a thousand kids. So, maybe I shouldn't laugh at this, but I don't know. It's this documentary. It's a true story of this guy who basically has sired so many children. So there's obviously like sperm banks and sperm donor areas where you can go. And, you know, there is some regulation there there you can't have more than like 25 kids they cut it off and i don't i don't even know why i i guess maybe

for diversity of you know genes down the road i i guess there's other places where you can get sperm apparently that's like not regulated and so it's like all these women who go on this like website that's like not a sperm donor place it's like an unregulated one and they find this guy who he just has great long curly hair and all these girls blue eyes long curly blonde hair uh and all these freaky deaky dutch lesbians it's all it's a manly same-sex couples because obviously there's no that they need they need the sperm you know they're just like he had great hair oh my god and he tells them all the same stories you know hey listen i uh i'm only doing this with five families he makes all these women feel special i guess they even talk about the money

i assume he's charging them for his his jism you know but like he'll come over when they're ovulating and they go fucking crank one off in their bathroom and then give them the stuff you know there's this one story where he's like really busy so they meet him at a at a mall and he goes into the bathroom in the mall and cranks off and the other thing is great it he takes forever he takes like 45 minutes like what is he doing in there oh and he also is a youtuber that has like no one watching him and he's traveling around the world doing like talking about bitcoin and shit like the if i saw that the my first red flag would have been like this motherfucker's an idiot. Like, yes, he might give my kids great genes with like the blonde hair and the blue eye, you know, especially if you're like a Nazi who's really interested in that, I guess.

But like this guy's out here talking about Bitcoin and cryptocurrency? No. So anyways, all these women feel like they've been duped, which they have been for the most part but then then you see the kids and they're like their kids are beautiful they have blonde hair blue eyes it's like but you kind of got what you wanted you know yeah i mean yes do they have 500 siblings yeah god that is insane anyways i'm only one episode in so i'm gonna probably change my opinion of this whole thing and feel really, really bad for these women. But right off the bat, I'm like, what you wanted was you liked the hair,

you liked the blue eyes, and you got it. All these kids are beautiful. Anyways, check it out. It's fucked up. I watched another show. I think it's on Netflix. Yeah, called Receivers.

And this is one that you're not going to care about but i liked it okay follows five of the nfl's top wide receivers in the spotlight through the 2023-2024 season receiver on netflix they're following george kittle debo samuel who are both on the niners amanraon Ross, St. Brown, who I think plays for Detroit, Devontae Adams played for the Raiders, and Justin Jefferson, who I don't know where he plays. He plays in the NFL. Produced by Peyton Manning, who is making a bunch of stuff. look into that position the mentality uh like how you kind of have to be if you want to be that position which is obviously like a lot of glory but then also a lot of injury comes with it because you're going to get hit by a bunch of people at the same time you know and they're all like

receivers are always like notoriously like the biggest personalities on any football team why is that because they score a lot they. They're kind of flashy, you know. Okay. It's just, I think you have to have a little bit of that mentality to be that guy because usually if you're the receiver, you're probably the most athletic. You're usually the fastest.

You get all the touchdowns and stuff, so you get all the girls and you get all the accolades and you get all the brand deals and you get all the money and all that kind of stuff. And then you also get all of the ego that comes with it.

Anyways, super interesting. Not for you probably because you don't really care about the NFL, but if you are interested in the NFL or your man likes the NFL, recommend. Good. Good stuff. It's NBA Summer League right now in Las Vegas. I walked right by Paul George on my way to my set.

So hot, so tall. How do we get you an NBA player? I don't know. I think that ship has sailed for me. What about a retired one? I mean, maybe, but they're all like skeezy or like have 10 kids or like, you know. You know, I don't want to, I think I've done this bit before, but it just happened again. And it's just like so frustrating.

And I don't want to do like the airport thing, but obviously when you, when you, you talk about it every single episode and then you cut it out, but you're going to keep yours in. Yeah. Mine's kind of, that's not fair, but I have a new rule. Listen to my rule. Okay. Okay.

I think this is a good rule because I wasn't like group one. Okay. I was group four this last, this last traveling. Why didn't you pay to be group one? Because I wasn't like group one, okay? I was group four this last traveling session. Well, why didn't you pay to be group one? Because I didn't. Cheapo. Because I didn't care. The stuff that happens to you doesn't happen to me.

So what's the complaint? Okay. What's the complaint? New rule. If you line up and you're blocking the boarding line and you're in a group that hasn't been called yet. You have to get kicked out of the airport. You're out. You are out.

There's nothing that I hate more when you're group eight. They move up and then I'm like standing behind just like trying to, you know, I'm like going along with the flow. Like I don't want to jump in front of anybody. And then I realize they don't move up. And other people are going around and I say, hey, are you group four? And group four and they go no we're group eight what the fuck are you doing up here get out of the way first of all you're like four groups away from getting up here okay you need to be at the cinnabon right now getting a little snack but i think that's the rule. If they say, okay, group two up now and you go up to the little two lines

and you're blocking the way and you're not group two, straight to jail. You have to leave. You are not allowed to fly in this airplane anymore. Okay? You know what grinds my gears

more than that? What's that? The fucking baggage claim when people stand right at the on the very like like touching the fucking carousel and there's no room for anyone else to come up and get their bag like people just like get up there and stand and like wait for their bag to come out if everybody would just take like four steps back and leave space in the very front for someone for people that do see their bag to go and then get their bag off the belt instead of having to squeeze through and be like, excuse me, excuse me, take my own bag. Like just step back until

you see your bag. And then once you see your bag, you can go up to the thing and get it. But why would you stand there and block everybody else from getting their bags that are coming out before yours? I do like being like directly. No. Right, right where the bags are coming out. I mean, that's fine. At the flow. But be four steps away from the carousel. That's fine. But I do like to be... So that people whose bags come out before you can get to the carousel to retrieve their bag. I know, but I do like to be at the mouth of the waterfall.

I'm right there. You're what's wrong with the airport. Maybe that's true. Another little rant I've been wanting to go on. Okay. Hey, sandwich shops, why do we have seven inches of meat in this sandwich? I don't understand. I know what you're doing and I do appreciate that you're doing this for me

because you're saying, Wells, we love you as a customer and we want to give you the best bang for your buck. But here's the thing, sandwich shops, I can't get my mouth around the sandwich because it's so much meat. I don't need seven inches of capicola and salami, all right? I need equal layers of bread, condiment, veggies, meat, condiment, bread, okay? Because I don't wanna take a bite at the bottom and then have to take a bite at the top because then I'm not getting the entire bite. And what we're trying to do,

the sandwich is so great is because the entire thing is the perfect bite every single time. You're getting all the things in one, but when you put too much meat in it, I can't get all of that in one bite. And then I hate your guts and do better, make a better sandwich because I can't do this. All right. And I know you're coming from a good place, sandwich people. All right. You want me to feel like, wow, they really pamper me with the meats. Okay. No, that's not what i how i want to be pampered i want to be pampered with a perk sandwich i personally have no problem

handling seven inches of meat so maybe it's a you problem what the fuck is happening here Should we go out on that? Is that the end of that? That's pretty good. Is that? Pretty good. Pretty good. Do you have any musics you want to go out on?

I do. I wanted to play that band I was talking about that I saw in Calgary, The Beaches. I really liked them they actually just had a new song come out um called takes one to no one and i wanted to play that for the yf terrors all right what do you got coming up home for three days um then i'll be back in la for 24 hours if that and. And then Vancouver this weekend. You're doing a lot of Canada dates. I know.

Yeah, big Canada girly right now. What's going on here? You know, flying through Canada is not great, but I do love Canada. No. Yeah, so I'm playing Canada Saturday. Do you have global entry? Yeah, fuck yeah. Okay, then you're fine.

Well, nice. YFT years in Canada. Go do that shit. Yeah, fuck yeah Well nice YFTers in Canada Go do that shit Yeah, come see me What are you doing? I leave for New York on Wednesday Love that for you I guess You know what we're going to do when I'm in New York

I'm going to go on a freaking podcast spree Out there To promote this show because someone's got to do it. I'm going on some podcasts in Chicago in a couple weeks. Yeah, but you're just promoting Sorry We're Stoned. You don't care. I'm promoting my DJ career, but I will also promote YFT. Okay, good. I'm going on a couple of Barstool podcasts.

Yeah. Do you have any news about our live show? No news yet. Next week. Okay, next week we'll have some news. Yeah. Okay, good, good, good. Okay.

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Sick. All right. Seven inches? Yeah, at least. At least? Jesus Christ, what's happening down there? I don't know. It's like a sinkhole.

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