Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Good wood goes a long way!

Episode Date: December 18, 2024

It’s the most wonderful time of the year; Wells is growing old and dying in LA with his tennis elbow, and Brand-eye is being attacked by birds in Australia! Your two hosts may be across the world from one another, but that just means they have plenty to catch up on. For example, WTF is happening here with the drones? And why don’t more people own a helicopter? Brandi gives us her favorite (and least fave) things about being down under, and Wells explains why it’s A-okay that he’s putting chemicals in his body. And per usual, they’re not gatekeeping when it comes to the latest content. Wells found a mind-blowing podcast that you’ll have to hear (and see) to believe and a song that will unfortunately be stuck in your head for the rest of the week. Enjoy!      Favorite things mentioned:  Dune (HBO Max & More)  Cold Case: Who Killed JonBenét Ramsey (Netflix)  A Nonsense Christmas (Netflix)  The Telepathy Tapes (Podcast)  Krampus (Peacock & More)  Black Doves (Netflix)  Love Me, F**k Me TikTok Song     Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode!   Shipstation: Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/yourfavoritething.  Nutrafol: Right now, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off any order when you go to  Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code YFTGIFT.  Bilt: Start earning points on rent you’re already paying by going to joinbilt.com/YFT.  Article: Article is offering our listeners $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more! To claim, visit ARTICLE.COM/yft and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout.  StoryWorth: Go to StoryWorth.com/yft and save $10 on your first purchase!  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram pages, @yftpodcast @wellsadams and @brandicyrus + our TikTok @yftpodcast & be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!    This podcast is brought to you by Podcast Nation 

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Take me home tonight. I don't want to go see the light. Just like Ronnie said, be my little baby. Who's Ronnie? Is that the lyric? I don't even know, dude. Boys got tennis elbow. So I don't even play tennis. And your boys got tennis elbow. So I don't even play tennis and your boys got tennis elbow. Pretty fucking cool guys. The frustrating thing about getting old is I don't look old. If I'm going to have all these ailments. Dude, at least look like you got the ailments because I look like a trim fit, you know, relatively young person who's like,

I gotta fuckin', I gotta get that band that goes around your forearm that like my mom wears to go play tennis. Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Just grow old and die. Everything hurts and now you wanna cry So have yourself a painful little Christmas now God, I could be a singer.

You guys listen to that whole thing. That fucking sucks for you. Sorry about that. But it happened. It's a real life part of it. We have to live with it now. You guys know to that whole thing. That fucking sucks for you. Sorry about that. But it happened. It's a real life part of it. We have to live with it now. You guys know about it.

So what's happening? We still don't know what the fucking drones are. That's annoying. Kind of a slow week in terms of the news other than the drones happening. So we're recording this on a Saturday because I'm leaving town tomorrow. Sarah and I decided to go to Rodeo Drive

to do some Christmas shopping. Oh, have yourself an expensive little Christmas. Liquidate your 401K. That was a parking was a nightmare. The nightmare on Rodeo Drive should be a Christmas movie title. I like it. Anyways, everyone doing good? I haven't had a carb in like five days,

so I'm trying that out. See if that helps. The old body. Haven't had a drink in like five days. I'm the epitome of health. Tell that to my elbow, am I right? All right, let's call the brandy. It's time to color up right now.

It is time. The time is now. Drum roll, please is time. The time is now. Drum roll, please. Hello. What's up? Hi. You're still in Australia? Oh, I'm still here.

Just living the, are you having a good time? Yeah, having a great time. I mean, the weather has not been great, I hate to say. I, you know, I was picturing sunny skies, beautiful beaches, me being very tan at the end of this trip. Not sure that's gonna be in the cards for me because it's rainy season

and it's literally rained every single day this week except once. Is it always rainy in the summer in Australia? Well, it's not technically, I think it's like the very beginning of summer. So I guess in the beginning, yeah, kind of like at home, you know, like in Nashville, like it rains a lot in the spring, early summer. I feel like it's beginning of summer. So I guess in the beginning, yeah, kind of like at home, you know, like in Nashville, like it rains a lot in the spring, early summer.

I feel like it's gonna be effectively may. Yeah, I think so. Six months, right? Uh huh. Yeah. It's a bit rainy at home. And we are in a rainforest apparently. Oh, really? Very rainforesty. There are so many birds here. And they're very beautiful. Yeah. Oh my god, they will just swoop at you. And you don't like birds. It's fucking crazy. I hate them.

I made a scene at breakfast yesterday because this fucking gigantic bird that sounds like a pterodactyl just swooped in out of nowhere onto our table and grabbed some food off of my plate and it was very traumatic and I jumped up and screamed like a little girl and everyone looked at me like I was psychotic.

I'm sure they're very used to this. I didn't love it, I didn't love it. And there's just birds everywhere and they're very beautiful. I think they're like parrots, you know? They're colorful and they talk a lot and they make a lot of noises and they're very pretty from a distance but I do not like them swooping at me. Yeah. Well, you don't like birds

in general, right? You've been scared. You've told me you were scared of birds. Not a fan. I actually have something for you. I found this and this is about birds. This is amazing that this what a fortuitous entrance into this. Wow. I think you're gonna appreciate this. Okay. Who is this? This is Danita Barr, and she has some thoughts for you Brandy, okay? Oh boy, okay. If you're scared of birds, just don't be.

Yeah. They ain't got no arms. It's true. You can kick its ass. Yeah. Let's listen to it again. If you're scared of birds, just don't be. Just don't be.

They ain't got no arms. They ain't got no arms, Brandy. You can kick its ass. Brandy, Brandy, they ain't got no arms. But they've got these beaks, you know? But they ain't got no arms, Brandy. You can just kick its ass. I can't.

Is she from the Ozarks? I don't know. I love her so much and I want to be friends with her. And also, I don't know that's like satire or not. I just hope it's real life where she's like, I've been seeing online that people are scared of birds and that's dumb. And then like she just gives like she has just like nuggets of wisdom every day. Kind of genius.

Yeah. Maybe you should start doing that. That was like tips to living wells. Yeah, I think you should bring that back. I think if I've got any good tips to living wells these days, ask me something about something and I'll give you my take on my tips. Oh, geez. Yeah.

Well, I have 8,000 mosquito bites. Huh? Yeah. What's your take on that? Don't go outside. Come on. Okay. What are you doing? You want to go out to the rain? It's it's rainy season there and you're in a rain forest. Ipso facto. It's a breeding ground for those little larvae of mosquitoes. All right. So what you need to do is you need to stay away from the mosquitoes and where they they live outside.

So don't go outside. The other thing is whatever the highest strength mosquito repellent they have, whatever the most amount of DEET is, whatever is going to ruin the ozone layer, the fastest. That's what you need. No, because that's going to poison me. Doesn't matter. The mosquitoes will give you malaria, which will kill you, Brandy. Do they have that in Australia?

Yeah, they got it everywhere. Malaria? They got malaria, hysteria. I'm looking it up. Ligeria, malaria, hysteria, everywhere, all right? I don't think so. Oh, they do. They got it here.

They got it there. They got it in Africa. I know that. Well, obviously. You're not too far from Africa. I'm kind of far. Huh, Australia is free of the endemic malaria. Well, they'd probably have something else, okay?

What about that? Well, anyways, there's my tips to living wells. No malaria in Australia. Does America got it? It's got an Asia, Africa, Central or South America. Damn. Yeah, no, North Australia. Did America got it? Central or South America. Damn. Yeah, no North America. No North America.

We killed that shit off, dude. Yeah, cray cray. That's what those drones are doing. They're just like... We have to talk about the drones. Okay, let's talk about the drones. What the fuck is happening here? What the fuck is happening here?

I don't know. I mean, I have some theories about the drones. What the fuck is happening here? What the fuck is happening here? I don't know. I mean, I have some theories about the drones. Well, I would love to hear them. I think they're ours. I think that the government is way too laissez faire for it to be like other countries just flying around New Jersey. So I think they're ours.

And I think that there's nothing legal about what they're doing, right? Like, you can fly drones in New Jersey. I think that they are ours, but I don't think it's like the military. I think it's like a subcontract, you know, like Lockheed or Martin or I don't know. I really don't know what I'm talking about.

But like some other, like American company making this for the military industrial complex, and they're testing them out. And they're just like, hey, we got to test to see if this show works. But we're gonna try it in New Jersey, because no one gives a shit about New Jersey. If it crash one. That's interesting. And then I have the other I have the side thought of disclosure of aliens is coming very soon. And they're just trying to make

sure everyone's fucking chill with shit flying around all the time. I think that's a better theory. You like that one better? I do. I mean, I want that one to be true. Yeah. But I don't know if it is.

I don't know. Not so sure if I think that the aliens are from a different planet now. I think they might be living in the ocean or I think they might be part of a different dimension. Do you think that they're- A different dimension. Yeah, I think they're just kind of, they or I think they might be part of a different dimension. Do you think that they're- A different dimension. Yeah, I think they're just kind of,

they can sleep in a different dimension. I don't know, here's my thing is like, there are just so many solar systems, universes, all these things like out there, like there's gotta be other life. Oh, for sure. I think it's, they're too far. I don't know.

Yeah, I don't know. Not sure. I'm not sure either. But, um. But the drones are fucking wild. They are wild. It's pretty sweet though. I want one.

Can I get one? Yeah, I think anyone can buy a drone, right? I mean, I've got one. I got a DJI or DIJ one, but I want one that's, these are like car size, which means that a human can get into a car. And I'd like to get into one of these things.

Well, they're definitely not selling those. Take it around for a spin. See what's happening. Speaking of, I went on a helicopter ride a few days ago. Oh my God, you went on a bachelor date. Yes, I did. Tell me all about it. Okay, here's the thing.

I've even been in a helicopter, I'm assuming. I've been on a helicopter date. Did you go on one on the bachelor? No, I never got a fucking cool day like that. No, I had to pay for it myself. But Sarah and I went to Catalina Island on a helicopter once. Okay, okay, okay. Is that the only time you've been on one? No, I've been on one like on islands and stuff. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, I've been on a few helicopters in my day. Here's the thing. I'm kind of shocked that more

people don't own their own helicopter. They're super easy to fly. Yeah, it seems like it, right? Like this guy that Matt knows just has his own helicopter and he has his license and he flies his own helicopter. Pretty fucking cool. And he just looked. That's also Australia.

They're like, yeah, Mike, you take out the heli chopper. It'd be fun. Take away. I was nuts, you know, like it's just so cool. It just so like easy. There's a cruise around the sky and there was only like one other helicopter up there, you know,

that we were like, it's just so chill. Yeah. We like left from just down the street from where Matt lives, which is up on the mountain. And we flew down to the Gold Coast and got to like swoop up the coast and see the Gold Coast from the helicopter, which is very cool. And then we swooped back around. It was like a 45 minute ride and I got to see all of the Gold Coast from above. It was very neat. And then did you land and then did you get into an outdoor hot tub that was warmed by the burning of wood and then did you clink champagne glasses and talk about the date? No, no, Matt cheaped out. We didn't do that.

Oh, I mean, if you're going to do a helicopter date, you got to do the bachelor helicopter date. Come on, Matt. Matheus. What's been your favorite part of Australia thus far? Matt, obviously. OK, what's your second favorite part of Australia thus far? If I didn't say that, you'd be so mad.

I think just like how laid back it is, you know? Like it's just very chill and laid back and everyone's just out, you know, it doesn't matter what day of the week it is, everyone's just out like moseying around and enjoying the farmer's market and going for some coffee and hanging out with each other. You know, I don't see a lot of phones out.

Like it's just really, everyone's just enjoying life here. And I really like that about it. Sounds boring. No, it's not. It's awesome. It's great. I'll tell you what my least favorite thing is. Tell me all that. Hot take. Matt would be so upset. I have yet to like, to the food is just really like not been,

I haven't had one meal that's like blown my mind or anything. You know? Yeah. What is Australian cuisine? I just think of Vegemite. I asked this and no one really gave me a straight answer. But it's, it's, it's very like meat heavy. I would say there's a lot of like lamb on the menu and pork and things that I don't eat. There's a lot of seafood, which makes sense because we're on the water. Yeah. And the sushi's been decent and it it's just everywhere. And I've had some good breakfast, I'll say,

some really yummy waffles and eggs and avo toast. But as far as just a really great meal, I have yet to be super impressed with the cuisine, which is interesting. I would have thought bomb food over here, you know? Get it together. But on the flip side, the coffee is phenomenal. Oh, interesting. Yeah, really, really good coffee. I don't believe people

when they're like, this is a good cup of coffee. I don't believe that. What do you mean? Coffee just tastes like coffee. No, no, there's shitty coffee. There's decent coffee. There's good coffee. And there's great coffee. I mean, I've had like watered down coffee, but like, honestly, like, I don't drink coffee, because it's like, this is so delicious. I drink it because I'm like, I need to wake up and I need great coffee. I mean, I've had like watered down coffee, but like, honestly, like I don't drink coffee because it's like, this is so delicious. I drink it because I'm like, I need to wake up and I need to poop.

The utilitarian device, you know? I understand. I love coffee, a little bit of taste. What is your cough, your go-to coffee order? Well, over here, I've been having a oat milk flat white with honey. Flat white? A flat white, yeah. Oh, that's what I called my first girlfriend.

Hey! Oh my God. Wells. Pretty good joke. No. Have you had a flat white coffee? I don't know what that means. Oh, well it's very similar to a latte,

but this is just not as much milk, and the milk is like steamed different. Like latte, I think it's steamed, and I think it's done a different way with a flat white, so it's just not as milky. Wells, what's your coffee order? Oh, so my coffee order is- You don't drink coffee.

I drink coffee every single day. I don't drink it. What does like brewed coffee make at home? Yeah, K cups. Oh my God, Wells, you cannot be drinking K cups. Oh, drinking K cups. Horrible for you. Starbucks.

It's hot water, hot water going through plastic. I know. And entering your body. What are you doing? Compared to the other shit that's going into my body, that's the good stuff. I don't think so. I think you can stop the K-cups.

I'm concerned. Here's the hierarchy of the things that are going into my body that are good to bad. Water, vegetables, proteins, the coffee through the K-cup, alcohol? No. Other stuff, fumes from my car? I think the melted plastic is really bad.

I think it gives it a nice little taste. Anyways, I have a- No, I wonder how many microplastics are in your body. So many and I'm just pooping them out. At least one K-cup a day, like could you imagine all the plastic? I don't feel plastic. I don't feel, feel feel pretty great.

I'm concerned about your health. Are you really? I guess. No, we're fine. Why don't you just get a coffee pot like normal people? I drink one cup. You can get a little coffee maker that just makes like four cups of coffee.

It wouldn't be the same wouldn't be as good. Anyways, you're really you're fucking ruining my parade. All right, dude. Don't yuck my yum. Alright, so I get a regular well, regular they find out that your sperm count has X amount of microplastic. What do I need sperm? I don't need sperm. Come on. I'm not pregnant. Well, not now. I know. Okay, so rare cup of coffee, five little drops of sativa stevia stevia.

of Sativa, Stevia, Stevia. Stevia. Stevia. Stevia. Stevia. Are you putting some weed in your coffee every morning? No, no, no. Are you sure? Sativa, Stevia.

Stevia. Also terrible for you, but carry on. It's better for you than sugar is. Why don't you just use some honey? Honey, sure. All natural. Honey, sugar. Organic.

Honey, sugar. It's not fake. Honey, sugar. So Stevia is. Good for you, sugar. Fucking from plants. No, It's not fake. Honey sugar. So stevia is fucking from plants. No, it's not good. You know I didn't judge you for your macadamia milk. All right. It's of the earth.

It's of the earth. No, it's not. It's bullshit. Stevia ingredients. Ain't no fucking titties on a macadamia nut. Stevia. Stevia health risks., health risks, digestive issues. Stevia can cause bloating, gas, diarrhea, nausea,

and abdominal pain. Already got that, so whatever. Interactions with medications. Well, you have that because you drink stevia every day. Nah, stevia can interact with drugs. I don't take drugs. Lithium accumulation. Stevia can inhibit the body's natural mechanism

for removing lithium, which can lead to cytophagy. What is lithium? Like it's a battery. That's in batteries. It's not good. Hormone disruption. Okay, that one. Stevia is generally safe for healthy adults when used in moderation. However, you should talk to your doctor before using stevia if you're taking any medication. Stevia is different from artificial sweeteners, which are developed by modifying sugar molecules.

Stevia comes from a plant. It's of the earth. It appears to be safer than artificial sweeteners. Is in the stevia. What else is in there? What's better for you? Stevia or? Honey.

Sugar. Honey. Fine, I'll do honey. Locally sourced. For most people, especially those watching their sugar intake or managing diabetes, stevia is generally considered better for you than honey because it contains zero calories and thus significantly raise your blood sugar levels while honey contains sugar and can

impact blood glucose levels even though it has potential health benefits from its antioxidants. There you have it. The first, it's what the first thing that popped up in Google. Just because there's less calories, that's not a good reason. Sugar is the death of the American body. No, no.

Yes. It's not. Saturated fats, sugars, complex carbohydrates, those are what's killing America. I don't know if any- Really, I think it's the pesticides they're putting on all our food. That too, and maybe microplastics, I don't know. Definitely microplastics.

Oh, and all the pharmaceutical drugs people take over the counter. Yeah, should we shut the show? Yeah, it's been a while, huh? Yeah, go for it. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your Favorite Thing podcast with- Battle Time Brandi! Where we talk about health topics Yeah, go for it. Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with Well Time Friday.

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I know but they make you fat and I'm trying to thin up. I'm not fat. Yeah, because you live in barn life dude. Ranch life. True also that tish DNA. Ding, ding, ding. Dude, speaking of barn life, Yellowstone has been in the, I feel like in the news a lot and everyone's like, Hey, Taylor Sheridan, stop fucking casting yourself in your shows. You weirdo. Well, that was happening. And then, and at first, and it was like, yeah, yeah, I get it. But also like, if I created a show, I'd put myself in it. You know what I mean? So I was like, kind of okay with it. But then last week, he cast Bella Hadid as his girlfriend in the show. And I was like, okay,

that's a step too far. One step too far. Creepy. Yeah. I get weird vibes from that guy. I gotta be honest with you, every time I see him. Do you? Yeah, I get real, real dark energy vibes from that guy. That's very interesting. Well, I don't and I would very much like to be in one of his shows someday, so.

You should call him up. I got some, I'm like, I kinda like one step removal. What's it called? Like I'm one step removed from him if I wanted to. One degree away from Kevin Bacon. Yeah. Kevin Bacon? That's the game is six degrees of Kevin Bacon.

That's a game? Yes, you can take any actor and then you can. Oh, I didn't know that game. You can get your way back to Kevin Bacon in six or seven degrees of Kevin Bacon. Oh, I see. You never heard that game before? No, but I like it.

Anyways, all right, so you got some faith things, bro. What's happening? Bro, I haven't watched nothing. Oh yeah. Except one thing. Yeah. That you're gonna tell me is not even worth talking about. Okay, great.

I finally watched Dune, the movie Dune. Have you seen it? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched the first one, the movie Dune. Have you seen it? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched the first one, I remember like half of it. It's beautiful, but it was like, You didn't like it? It was so long, oh my God. Very long.

It was like an art piece. Well, they just came out with a whole series, a Dune series on HBO. I know, Prophecy, right? So I was like, well, frick, I might as well watch these movies so that I can watch this Dune show on HBO, you know? All right, so thoughts on Dune.

HBO, you know? You're right, it's long. I had a hard time, like, it was the one movie, I'm usually so against subtitles, but it was the one movie where I really wish I had turned on the subtitles because I felt like I didn't hear anything anyone said. The whole movie.

I don't know why. I don't know what it was about the dialogue that I just like I didn't hear anything anyone said. The whole movie. I don't know why. I don't know what it was about the dialogue that I just like couldn't hear. However, fucking love Rebecca Ferguson. She's incredible, right? Zendaya probably got paid millions to have two lines maximum, which I thought was absolutely insane.

Good for her. But yeah, I mean, it was good. We're gonna watch Dune Two this week. So I feel like that one could be better, but maybe I'm wrong. Well let me know when you get to the show, because that's like currently happening. I know. I feel like people don't care about that.

I'm curious if there are any wife tiers that are watching the show and think it's worthwhile or not. Maybe they could like write in and let us know. So I don't waste my time watching a show that's not good. Brandi. Brandi. What? This is our job.

They can contribute. This is our job for them. But why can't they contribute? Well, they do. They send in voicemails and stuff. Yeah, see? So why can't I not request that? That seems silly. Yeah, but that's counterintuitive of what the show is. Is it? Yeah.

It is. Well, DM me. I want to know if it's good. All right. Okay, is that it? Literally all I've watched. I mean, I have been watching the Ultimatum, but I feel like there's only so much you can say about that show. But it's still good, huh?

I mean, it's trash, but it's good. Okay, I got some stuff. Okay. I finished Who Killed John Bonet? Ramsey. Oh, how was that? I remember when all that was happening in real life. Me too, 1996. Fantastic. You should go watch it.

Here's the sad thing. If I learned anything about being murderer of a tiny child, or just a murderer, if you're gonna be a murderer, you should do it in a town where no one ever gets murdered because that's what happened in the John Benet Ramsey case. where no one ever gets murdered. Because that's what happened in the John Benet Ramsey case. This poor girl got murdered in the one city in America where no one ever dies, and that's Boulder, Colorado, because everyone's so stoned and having a good time out there hiking and going to school.

This poor girl gets murdered on Christmas night. That was the first homicide of the year for the Boulder Police Department. There was only like five days left in the year. These guys are fucking stupid. Like they don't know how to do police work, okay? They are so, so stupid. They're so dumb that they create this whole smear campaign

against the Ramses because they can't find anybody and these poor people not only did they have to bury their little girl the day after Christmas they had to deal with the police telling everyone that they were the murderers first they think it's the father and they're like, he raped her. There is none of his DNA, you know, down under, whatever. But there is DNA under her fingernails and in her private little private areas of somebody that's not in the family.

But the cops are like the dad did it. And then after that, this fucking dumb cop is like, you know what it was? It was the mom because John Bonet was peeing her bed and she got in a fit of rage. She murdered her daughter. Then they wrote a ransom note. And the mom's like, what the fuck are you talking about? And then they come up with the theory

that the brother killed her. The brother's nine years old. Not only did this family get run through the wringer because the daughter gets molested and murdered on Christmas day, they then accuse every single family member with absolutely no evidence, and they push this out into the tabloids. They make the entire country, yours truly included, think that

they did this. Like I remember the dialogue was like the parents did this, right? You watched it. You watched this thing back and you're like, oh my God, these poor people. Not only that, the father was in a marriage before that and he has kids from before that. The daughter from the previous marriage, she's got two daughters and a son from the previous marriage. One of the daughters was like obsessed with her father and she died in a car accident and they accused him of molesting her out of nowhere. This poor nine-year-old boy is like,

there's no way he could have written a ransom note. He can't fucking write cat or dog. These cops are so dumb. It makes you so irate. Oh, by the way, in the town, there was a break in and a molestation of a little girl like two blocks away. They didn't decide to look into that guy. How stupid can you be? And you know, the whole thing is like, it's really weird that she was in like these little pageants, dude. Her mom was a beauty pageant person and she got cancer.

So she didn't think that she would have a lot of time with JonBenet to do like the beauty pageant stuff that she did as a kid, like later on. So she wanted to do it. Oh yeah, and by the way, not to ruin everyone's fucking parade, but the mom fucking dies of cancer. Dude, it is so sad.

But anyways, great watch. I don't need to watch it. You've told me everything I need to sad. But anyways, great watch. I don't need to watch it. You've told me everything. Now you got to watch it because you're like these cops are do the cop fucking wrote a book about the mom killing the daughter because of the pee pee in the bed. While the investigation was going on. What's happening? Anyways, I feel so bad for that that girl and I feel so bad for that

family. But it is a great documentary. I just check it out. Wow. I watched the nonsense Christmas with Sabrina Carpenter. Oh, how was it? It's pretty funny. It's okay. It's very sexual.

She is really into the sexuality thing. Yeah. Which great, you know, I feel like you probably can attest to this, like every Disney kid like has to have this departure from like the wholesome thing and like this is like the natural progression or whatever. But it's it's funny. Kyle Mooney from SNL is in it and is very, very funny. She's a lot of a lot of guest stars. The whole thing is filmed live. I think it's live tape. But it's fun. I think if you're a Gen Z or you're into this.

Okay, yeah. I mean, Sabrina's had one hell of a year. Great year. Great year except that Koenig, Ko Berry Koenig, Ko. Oh, yeah, they broke up. Yeah, dude. Why are you doing, buddy? She'll be fine. Yeah. She's tiny, though. I've seen her in person. Teeny tiny. She is, and Sarah's small, and Sarah's like towering over her.

Yeah, she's small. Speaking of Disney kids, Selena got engaged. I saw it to Benny Blanco. To Benny Blanco. I think Benny Blanco seems like a real standup guy. Yeah, I think so. I don't know why I think that, but I do.

He just seems wholesome. He seems like a nice guy. He seems like he's very good at what he does. Yeah. But he does seem not to like steal from 40 year old version, but he seems like he put the pussy on the pedestal a little bit, you know? Yeah. And I feel like when you put the pussy on the pedestal, the women don't respect you as much. Oh, really? I think so. I think I've ridden like, you know, I don't know. Interesting. Good for him because he's not he's not an overly handsome gentleman, but he has pulled down a 10. Yeah. So there you go, boys and girls. You don't have to be good looking. You know, you need to be

probably filthy rich, really talented, super nice. But the well, Yeah. What about Lana Del Rey's alligator boat captain? I know, I know. I mean, what's what's he have to show? He's not rich. No, he's not. I mean, I don't know how how talented of an alligator boat captain he is, but. Yeah, I just feel like he's just he's just able to like give good wood. Just maybe. I don't know. Yeah, that could be a good wood goes a long way.

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I am not one who likes to promote other people's podcasts I'm not trying to send you away from the money that we're making. Yeah, I did see this But boy, oh boy have I run across the most amazing podcast in the world. Wow, that is a bold statement. The thing is that this can't go much further, right? It's got like one season and it's ending, you know? It's not like this absolute piece of genius because we can just do it forever. This one is going to end eventually, so it's fine.

But it's called the telepathy tapes. Yep. It's amazing. So basically this journalist investigator named Kai Dickinson, this journalist comes across all these stories of these nonverbal students with autism. So they can't speak. They kind of denote themselves as spellers. They can't speak, but they can like type on a like on a board or on an iPad and like

kind of talk that way. Over the most part, it's these people who are like really, really marginalized. A lot of people think that they are like, completely helpless, like can't do anything like completely a loss cause. Yeah. And it's like not just a couple people. It's like a lot of people that are nonverbal with autism Have the power of telepathy and you're like, yeah sure whatever So she finds like this one kid and her mom is like, yeah, she can read my mind She knows what like I'm thinking of and everything so they go to her house and they do tests

It's not like the tests are like they're sometimes right. I'm now five episodes in, they've done probably five or six different tests. No one's ever been wrong. It's 100%. And it's crazy. And they keep on like upping the ante. Like in the beginning, they get like a random number generator, and they put like a big blindfold over the child.

They'll show the random number to the mom who's at a different side of the room with like her back towards the kid who's also got her back towards her with the blindfold on. And they'll show the number and then the kid will either type it out or say, sometimes they can say like the number. They start with that 100% of the time, never wrong. And then they've got blindfolds on

and they've got different colored popsicle sticks. And like put the red popsicle sticks in this pile, put the blue popsicle sticks in this pile, put the blue popsicle sticks in this pile, the yellow over here and the whatever green over here. It's just the mom looking at the popsicle sticks or everyone in the room looking at the popsicle sticks. They're toy blindfolded. And then they're putting the popsicle sticks in the right piles as if they can see and they even ask

like, how can you see it? Can you see through your mom's eyes? And they'll be like, I can see through everyone's eyes. You're like, wait, well, what? They'll do other crazy things like the journalist brings like this book that like her dad wrote that like wasn't ever published. So like, there's no way anyone could know like what was in it. They start going by like, what page am I on? 23. And then they'll be like, what's on this page? And they'll be like, it's a pirate. And it's a picture of a pirate. and you're like, what is happening?

So that part is just wild in general. And then you find out that this is so common that these kids go to a place called the Hill, and they all go talk to each other via telepathy. Wow. So this one kid, when he gets home from school, he goes, he has to get like, completely dark. So he gets all the pillows, and he puts them over his head. And he goes to the hill. And he'll have like complete and total

conversations with there's like 1000s of kids there. They started realizing that these kids who are nonverbal that who are like not going to like the AP bio and stuff, we're like learning all this like crazy shit, they would know like multiple languages or like be able to read music and stuff, we're like learning all this like crazy shit. They would know like multiple languages or like be able to read music and stuff. And so they were like, where are you learning this stuff? And so kids would learn stuff, go to the hill, teach other kids about it via telepathy. And then they would know how to do it.

Then it keeps going down like the rabbit hole. We're like, there's some teachers who are like nonverbal teachers, you know, and they'll be like, Oh, this has been happening forever. And I've gotten good at it, where I can now talk back. Now I can do it. So there was one kid who she realized was reading her mind. And so in front of the class, she was like, Are you reading my mind? And the kid was like, Yes. She was like, Can everyone else do this?

And everyone in the class is like, yes, we can all do it. So she was like, I'd like to learn. So they start trying to like, I don't even know how they teach her to do it. She's like telling the story of like, she's like teaching this one kid or like helping this one kid and this other kid is behind her.

And you know that feeling you get when like someone's like staring at you, you know, you get like the kind of like the goosebumps on the back of your neck. So she's like, that's what it felt like. And immediately in my mind, I knew who it was, I knew what boy it was. And I said, Kyle, I'll be with you in a minute. I need to help Sarah. But she did it in her head. Right. So she didn't say it out loud. And the entire room starts clapping. And they go, Wow, Miss so and so, you say it out loud and the entire room starts clapping and they go, wow, Miss so-and-so, you figured it out.

They were all listening into this telepathy thing. Okay. So this is a video podcast, I'm guessing. You can go online and watch the video. Yeah. It's wild. It's starting to kind of make sense too. So then they have an episode about animals.

It's like very well known that like animals like dogs know when you're coming home, they like did all these studies of like they'd send someone like five miles away and they beeper them be like, hey, come back. And the second they would send the beeper message, the dog would get up and go to the window 100 times out of 100 times. And then the crazy things would happen where they would like call them in the middle of them coming back and be like, hey, I need you to turn

around. So then the person would stop no longer be coming home no more like putting out like into the into the world that they're coming home. Go go back to where they were the dog would leave the window go back and lay down and then they'd be like, okay, now come home, the dog will get up and go over there. There's a parrot. So parrots can talk, right? So then they actually could go back and forth. There was a parrot that was so linked in with the human

that the human, they put the parrot in a room that was like upstairs. They filmed this entire thing. And they put the human down there and they gave the human a book. And they were like, okay, what's mom looking at? And the parrot would be like, a bear, a bear. And it was like a picture of a bear.

And then they'd be like a picture of people hugging. And they'd be like, what's she looking at now? And she'd be like, hugging, hugging, hugging. No. Dude, this podcast is blowing my mind. And here's the thing. Okay, my dogs don't get up and wait by the window when I'm driving home.

I'd see them on the ring camera. They're laying in their fucking beds until the minute I walk in the door. Well, they don't love you apparently. Or this is all a farce. No, it's not. The animal thing's interesting because they are very similar to these nonverbal autistic kids. They lack this thing that we

can all that humans can do of like being able to converse with our mouths. But animals definitely can communicate with one another. And one of the best analogies that I heard was, you know when you're watching like a big flock of blackbirds, and they like, veer off all at the same time, you know, then they'll go back and they almost like they're flying in like unison. And you're like, dude, how do you guys all fucking know that's the direction you guys are going? You know, if there wasn't some sort of like weird hive mind going on? Yeah. Oh, there's this one little girl that's like really good at it.

She is talking to the interviewer. She's talking about how the people who can speak, she calls the people who can speak muggles. Because in Harry Potter, a muggle is someone with no magic. She's fucking wild. There's a syndrome called savant syndrome that is like a real thing, right? Like, there are people who can play Beethoven, who've never learned music, right? Or like, one of one of these kids who is a telepath, he knows seven different languages, ones like Arabic, you're like, how did you fuck did you you know, he's from Mexico or something, you know,

like, how would you know that this savant syndrome and so they'll be like, where did you learn this? And they're like, oh, we're tapped into something that you are you guys are not tapped into. There's one kid that's a savant kid who actually is verbal, who has the Guinness Book of World Record for correctly doing Pi, you know, Pi kind of goes on forever. Guess how many correct numbers he got? How many? 20,000. What? And so they were like, how do you do this? And he's like,

oh, so I can see it in my mind. It's like a ticker tape, but it comes in colors. Anyways, you've got I mean, I kind of talked a lot about it. I haven't finished it. You've got to listen to this podcast. It's mind blowing. Okay. It's so good. All right. Wow. I watched Krampus the other night. What is that? It's a horror Christmas movie. Well, that sounds terrible. With actually a really good cast. Okay. A boy who has a bad Christmas accidentally summons a festive demon to his family home.

Krampus starring Adam Scott. So you know him from like Parks and Rec and everything. Tony Collette. David Koechner. You know him from like Out Cold and Anchorman. So yeah, like really good stacked cast. Not great. It's just not scary.

Ah. You're like, what? Okay. This is not scary, you know? Hmm, all right. So I would. Not your fave. I mean, I would say you can probably miss it.

Well, you know what I just remembered? We tried to watch that I also was on. What's that? This new series on Netflix that Keira Knightley's in. You know what I'm talking about? It's called like Black Doves or something. Oh yeah, I've seen the poster for it. Yeah, we turned on the first couple episodes

and neither one of us liked it. Really? Which is disappointing because it sounded cool and I love Keira Knightley. Helen embarks on a passionate affair with a man who has no idea what her secret identity is. Got in the crosshairs when her lover falls victim to the dangerous London underworld. Helen's employer call in Sam to protect her. Black doves. I'm surprised that Matt didn't like this. This seems like action.

I know, but it just wasn't very good. Was it slow? Yeah, it was slow and just kind of all over the place and didn't love it, unfortunately. It's too bad. Oh my God, a YFT or sent me this. This is the most amazing thing in the world. Okay.

You gotta watch this. This is this girl who was like filming a video to her mom. But like YFT is playing in the background. Check it out. Oh, I think I saw this. It's I never know how anything works anymore. You know, like when you're watching tik tok and you get a phone call and you answer it and then you put on speaker and you accidentally like click back to tik tok and tik toks playing but they can't hear it on their end,

but you can hear it, right? That's how I assumed it would work if you were recording a video while listening to a podcast. I just assumed like the audio from the podcast certainly would not be in the video that I'm recording, but I was wrong about that. I was listening to a podcast this morning and I was trying to film like a nice video

of my cat from my mom. And I didn't quite realize what audio was being captured podcast this morning and I was trying to film like a nice video of my cat for my mom and I didn't quite realize what audio was being captured along with that video and yikes. And he started sucking on my penis. It's the fucking video of the cat. More, Louie, tell me more. So I'm looking around the room being like, does anyone know this? The grandmother's right there.

She's totally- It's like whenever my phone updates, I never know how anything works anymore. You know like when your wife- That poor cat, he didn't deserve that. Oh my God. That's gonna be a clip for the YFT Instagram. It's so funny.

And then he started sucking on my penis. It's this beautiful video of the cat. Just being like like what the fuck is going on here? What the fuck? Let's see I found this that says when you skip English. Oh, this is pretty funny. This is like a like a Japanese boy band, I think. They obviously do not know English very well, but they wrote a pop song in English for some reason, and it's pretty fantastic. Okay, Night Coming I Become Horny Single Guy. I mean night coming, I become horny single guy. I mean, so far your English is fucking perfect actually. Oh my God.

We talk talk on the iPhone. We talk talk on the iPhone. Yep, okay, still perfect actually. I don't know why I said this. Perfect, ah. I mean, we talk talk on the iPhone, it happens, you know? Okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

All right, here we go. You want to bye bye me. You want to bye bye me. You want to bye bye me. Why are so many words double? So you say goodbye to somebody's bye bye, I think in the translator or whatever. I'm sure they wrote, okay, how do I write like, you want to leave?

And it's like, bye bye. Okay, so let's keep going with it. ["Love Me Fuck Me"] Love me, fuck me, not bad lyrics actually. ["Love Me Fuck Me"] You say you buy by me I don't wanna listen your mouth say say I don't wanna listen your mouth say say When you give me horny feel When you give me horny feel

Oh oh oh Love me, fuck me You say you buy by me What do you feel? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh It's okay. The feeling you give me is so gay.

I think that's the, like the old version of gay, you know, like half. This is insane. Tonight the feeling make me weary. Okay, but you gotta say, love me, fuck me. Pretty good. It's a catchy melody, okay?

It's like, let's send that over to Miley. Let's just see what happens. Let's see if she can put, let's see if she can, and Benny Blanco can get together and get something good going, you know? Can you send me the link to it and I'll send it to her? Absolutely. This is all I've ever wanted to do.

Love me, fuck me. Love me, fuck me. In freaking saying you should put up for Matt. You should put on some lingerie. You should probably love it to be honest. Oh yeah. Like yeah. All right.

Love me. Fuck me. All right. Love me, fuck me, all right, yeah. Okay, the last thing I pulled up here is pretty gross, is there's a new trend, I guess, that people are taking cow poo and they're shampooing their hair with cow poo. Why the fuck would someone do that? You know, I don't know.

Love me, fuck me. Okay, here it is. Okay, so this girl has three braids, and they cannot be real covered in cow shit. That's this can't be real. Here's what it says using cow dung as shampoo is a traditional practice in some cultures, and it's thought to offer several potential benefits due to its natural properties, natural cleansing properties, cow dung contains alkaline properties that might help cleanse the scalp and hair by removing dirt and excess oil.

I think you're putting dirt into the hair because you got shit in your head. Someone is just doing this for likes. Anti-microbial benefits Some studies suggest that cow dung has an anti-microbial and anti-fungal property which could help reduce scalp infections and dandruff. Let me tell you something, if you got a cut in your head and you put cow shit on that cut, that thing is getting infected. All right, I'm no doctor, but I think that's what's going to happen.

Chemical-free alternative. Using cow dung as shampoo avoids exposure to synthetic chemicals, preservatives, and artificial fragrances often found in commercial shampoos. Well let me tell you something sister, you're going to need some artificial fragrances because your head smells like a god damn piece of shit! Rich in nutrients, cow dung is believed to contain trace elements like magnesium and phosphorus which may promote scalp health and nourish hair follicles.

Gross, eco-friendly, and sustainable, cow dung is biodegradable and does not contribute to pollution, making it environmentally friendly alternative to chemical shampoos. There's no way this is an alternative to shampoo, because I buy shampoo to get shit out of my hair, I don't buy shampoo to put shit in my hair. Cautions. While cow dung may offer some benefits, it's crucial to ensure that it's properly

processed and free from harmful pathogens to avoid adverse effects. Modern alternatives like herbal shampoos inspired by traditional practices may provide similar benefits with less risk. I love that at the end. Hey, normal shampoo that they've got out there probably would be better than you putting fucking cow shit on your head. But you're a crazy person and I hope that, the fact that you haven't thrown up while they're doing this is gross. I'm a skeptic.

Love me, fuck me. I gotta make that, I gotta make that into a button. We've gotta make that into a button. I don't think we need to do that. Love me, Fuck me. I do. I do foresee us going out on that song, though, at the end of the episode. 100 percent must be done.

The well-rounded episode. Yeah. We really covered a lot of topics. I have some music or do you just want me to go out on that? I think going out on that is the play. All right, fine. We can do it. Right.

Bye bye me. That's we're going to say that to the wife tears right now. We gotta say bye bye me to all the wife tears. We do. It's a sad, sad day. I wonder if my wife is going to love me, fuck me. Probably not. All right.

Wife tears, we love you. We do. You got something, but you're we love you. We do. You got something, but you're just you're still there. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to buy by them. I don't want to buy by them right now. The unfortunate thing is this is gonna be stuck in my head

for the rest of the day. You're welcome. All right, I think we got one more show before the Christmas. Oh shit, I guess so. Yeah, you get me anything for Christmas? No. I won't get you anything either.

Please don't. All right, well I have tears, we love ya. And apparently Brandy wants you to call in and give your own dune responses, I don't get you anything either. Please don't. All right, YFTears, we love you. And apparently Brandi wants you to call in and give your own doing responses. I don't know. I just want to know if the show is worth it. Yeah. Is that too much to ask?

That's your job. I don't think. All right, YFTears, we love you. Love you guys. We don't want to say bye bye. I'm so sorry this song will be stuck in your head for the rest of eternity. I love you. And I will, I love you very much.

I don't ever want to bye bye you. I will never bye bye you YFTRS. It is not okay. It's so fucking good, dude.