Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Hannah G from The Bachelor stops by!
Episode Date: March 20, 2019Today on YFT, the girl who Wells' mom wishes was The Bachelorette stops by - Hannah G is here!! Brandi immediately wants to set her up with Blake and hang out with her, and Wells reveals his theories ...on why she didn't get more air time and how she will be portrayed on Bachelor in Paradise if she goes. Hannah chats about a few of her favorite things, including her signature "happy juice" recipe (only good after midnight), ASMR on Snapchat, and bingeing any and all reality TV. Also this week, Wells finds yet another thing he has in common with Tish, Brandi becomes the next Guillermo, and the two chat about what's SuhDumb and SuhGross. Enjoy! Make sure to follow YFT on our new IG account! @yftpodcasthttps://www.instagram.com/yftpodcast/ Thanks to our YFT sponsor, Smile Direct Club! For $150 off, go to https://smiledirectclub.com/podcast and use offer code YFT150
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Hi.
What it do, yo?
I'm in Canada. Oh oh canada is it cold it's actually beautiful my so
my perfect favorite temperature which had my bell is 55 degrees and sunny and that's what it is
today it's absolutely stunning why does carl have on a cone car Carl got a little bit of a cut.
What do you mean?
Yeah, we don't know what happened.
All of a sudden, we came home one night and he had this kind of big gash in his groin near his wean area.
Oh.
So I had to take him to the vet.
He's got a couple stitches and he's fine.
But he's got the cone of shame on right now.
And I feel bad for him because he's he's already very emotional.
And then he also looks like he's sad.
That's just his face.
Oh, he is.
So it's just like triple trouble for him.
Poor Carl.
He'll be fine.
That's funny, though.
Yeah, I feel bad for the cone of shame.
If he comes and like hangs out with me, me, I'll take it off of him.
But he's been kind of, like, he was so drugged up yesterday.
He would just, like, walk to the corner of the room and stare at the wall.
So sad.
He was just like, what is life, man?
Oh, poor guy.
Yeah, but he's fine.
He's going to be good.
You're in Canada.
You're doing Caitlin's book tour or whatever the hell's going on.
Book tour.
It's a podcast tour.
Crazy.
Yeah.
So tonight's our first night and no one knows what the hell they're doing.
Like, we've never done this before.
Yeah.
And this doesn't surprise me, by the way.
Yeah.
Like we were at breakfast talking about it.
Cleo's here and her boyfriend, Adam, and they're the ones that really put all this
on.
And we were all like, yeah, we're just going to wing it.
Like, I don't know.
It's going to see what happens.
And I feel like a lot of it's on me because I'm supposed to be the person that like keeps
the show running the way it's supposed to.
But like, I don't know how it's supposed to run because we've never done it and no one
knows what we're doing.
That sounds about right. Yeah. You know,
my whole life is like that. I mean, fake it till you make it, you know, I guess. But I hope they're paying you well if you're in charge of everything. This whole thing's on Brandy's shoulders, guys.
I know. I know. It's going to be a time. It'll be fine, though. I wing everything and it all
works out. So it'll be all right. If you just have to, you know, hit the ones and twos, then you're good, bro.
Well, yes and no, because I yes, I'm playing music.
But also like I'm kind of like I'm also like during the podcast supposed to like play songs
at certain times and help with transitions and keep the show running like on time and
everything because we have an end time.
But the way I explain it is like, you know, Jimmy Kimimmel you know his guillermo he's like sidekick yeah
like i'm the guillermo i have to like no you're not funny things here and there and play music at
times when it's appropriate and keep the show going you're the producer of the show by the way
you described you described what a producer does not what a sidekick does i guess so you're doing
both hitting time stamps segwaying into things make sure the music is running right and then
also being like witty and funny in the background so you're guillermo and like whoever jimmy's ep
is yeah well the good news is i'm gonna be a pro by the end of it so that when we do a podcast tour
i'm gonna know exactly what we should do.
I don't know if we need that in the world.
You don't think?
I don't know, dude.
Come on.
We could take Carl.
He could be our road dog.
No.
People would love to meet Carl.
We could just whore him out for meet and greets.
It would be great.
I don't know if Carl's ready for that.
We could have a taco stand at our live podcast.
Yeah. It could be really great.
God, now you got me going. Yeah. All you had to say was for everyone in the audience. Yeah. Just throwing out toothbrushes willy nilly like, yes, that's kind of fun. Dude, you know what? It's so
funny, man. I was just like perusing through Twitter before I called you and someone had
just posted a picture of like a bomb ass looking hoagie
sandwich. Yeah. And I immediately was like, oh, I want that. So that's all I needed was just a
picture of a bomb ass sandwich to be like, well, get that today. Thanks, guys. And I don't know
if it's like marketing works on me so well.
That's funny.
It doesn't need to.
Like when I'm at the checkout line anywhere and,
and you know,
they purposefully put all the cute things where you have to wait in line to pay and you're like,
Oh,
I need,
I need that.
And I eat that.
And you know what?
I could really use that too.
Yeah.
I'm such a sucker for that.
I am too.
God.
And they know I love,
I love as seen on TV shit,
you know,
that I go and beyond probably your favorite place. I love? I love as seen on TV shit. You know that?
Bed Bath & Beyond's probably your favorite place.
I love Bed Bath & Beyond.
I sometimes just go there just to hang out with like Jerry and Lorraine, some of my favorites.
They just work there. You know they have an entire section that's labeled seen on TV.
Yeah, I know.
It's crazy.
I know, and I own a lot of that crap.
Leave that.
You want to start the show?
Sure.
I wish I had a bell.
Bros and hoes, you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with...
Wells and Brandy.
Yeah.
I managed to pack my microphone, but the bell kept making noise in my suitcase, and it drove me nuts, so I had to leave it behind.
All good.
No worries. Dude, good. No worries,
dude.
Guess what?
What?
We're going to have the girl who was cut out of the bachelor on the show
today.
Hannah G.
Hannah G is going to be stopping by YFT.
Nice.
I mean,
I loved Hannah G.
I loved Hannah G too.
I'd hope that we can get some white ass rapping.
Oh my gosh. Yes, we have to.
Can you two have a rap battle?
God, who would be
worse? I would be worse.
She was pretty good though in that episode, I'm not
going to lie. Yeah, and I'm not good
at rapping. That's not my thing.
But I could be like...
Hold on, you're
a Cyrus, but I could be like, hold up. You're a Cyrus, but I could be like,
and I get like, I can play something for, you know?
Totally.
But I don't know.
I don't know if I know like rap guitar, you know?
That's a thing, to be honest.
It's not a thing, you know?
Unless you're like, I don don't know like a beat unless you're like a um like a country i hate those country guys that like
do country and then rap in the middle of it you know i'm talking about yeah
come on choose a genre and fucking stick to it pal all right what are you and i forget who it was
somebody at cma fest last year covered drake in the middle of their set the only person i've seen
be able to do that and do it well is sam hunt and this guy was not sam hunt and i wanted to be like
no no no no no no no no no no he tried to cover god's plan And I just remember cringing the whole time. Good.
Can't remember who it was, though.
I'm excited.
Who texted?
I'm texting.
Well, I'm texting Hannah G's publicist because I'm trying to get everything kind of like locked down, ready to roll.
Yeah.
I kind of wish she was the bachelorette.
You know, it's funny.
I just talked to my mom last night my it's
funny my mom wants to talk to me about the bachelor a lot and i totally get it because
i'm her inside scoop you know hopefully but it's not the thing that i want to talk to my mom about
you know yeah like what i want to talk to my mom about is like how's aunt casey doing you know like
when are you coming in town like what's the plans the plans for 4th of July? You know, like that stuff. This is what she says.
I think she's just so impressionable by like social media and everything.
She was just like, that girl who's the bachelorette, she just can't talk.
She just, and I'm like, yeah, I know.
That's like the thing that everyone's saying is that like, you know, she was tongue tied
at Ventel or whatever.
And she was like, well, you know, I wanted that little blonde with the big eyes to be
the bachelorette.
And I was like, you know what?
Didn't disagree.
And then she goes, you know who my second my second choice was?
Is it Caitlin?
And I was like, Caitlin.
She's like, yeah, Caitlin.
That's who I want.
I was like, yeah, mom.
Your mom's not wrong, man.
I mean, those are my top faves, too.
And Hannah, even though she was so quiet all season season I really liked hearing her talk on the
men tell all yeah like I liked what she I mean she stood up for herself and she said like you hurt me
you led me on you know I was crushed like she really voiced how she felt and I really appreciated
that about her my sister Noah Noah is 19 years old and she's obsessed with The Bachelor I'm like
oh lord she's like texting me about. I'm like, oh, Lord.
She's like texting me about Colton and Cassie.
Are they really in love?
Do they really love each other?
Tell me the scoop, Brad.
I know you have it. And I'm like, since when do you watch The Bachelor?
You're 19.
Go outside and have her like live your real life.
There's plenty of time to live vicariously through reality TV in your 30s.
Like, go be 19.
Yeah.
I mean, she's obsessed. but that's the age in which
you do it right like i guess okay so my thing is when like a mom will come up to me with like her
young daughter like who's like 12 and be like she's such a fan of yours we get a picture and
i'm like mom what are you doing allowing your daughter to watch
like and i'm not even on the show that's like got the virgin on it i'm on the show i know that's like
we're having sex in the boom boom room wells got everyone too drunk and uh there's a lot of crab
there's so many crab jokes because crabs everywhere yeah it's like an std you know joke totally i get it i get it you
got it i think i got it okay you got it uh that's funny it's her i will never let my children watch
the bachelor yes you will what are you talking about i will not surely to god by the time i have
a kid if i have a kid the kid, the show will be no longer.
You think the show's going to stop anytime soon?
I don't think I'm having kids anytime soon.
I think by the time I have a kid that's old enough to watch The Bachelor, it's going to be gone.
All right, that's a possibility, to be honest with you.
You got some favorite things?
Do I have some favorite things?
Dude, I'm going to call you out.
You've been lacking.
Last week, my favorite things were a huge hit.
Don't you go in on me.
I had so many people write me and tell me they loved the Blake Rose song.
Huge fans of that.
Also, people buying up the book I recommended left and right.
So don't you.
Okay.
But I will say.
Yeah.
I tried to watch episode one of Umbrella Academy.
Yeah. And I could not get to it.
Dude, just get through a couple episodes.
Are you sure?
I promise you, it's so phenomenal.
Okay, because episode one wasn't doing it for me.
Yeah, I would say that, because episode one's got to set the table, you know?
Yes.
And set the table's never fun, but you know what is fun?
Eating. Sitting down and table is never fun. But you know what is fun? Eating.
Sitting down and eating some fucking dinner.
Especially Thanksgiving dinner.
It's the best meal of the year.
Okay, sorry.
Is that a fave thing?
Thanksgiving?
100%.
I used to make my grandmother and my mom make Thanksgiving dinner on my birthday as my birthday dinner because I loved it so much.
That's fucking genius. Isn't it? And my birthday is in I loved it so much. That's fucking genius.
Isn't it? And my birthday is in May
so it's like the half year mark
of holiday food. So yeah,
every year I was like, I want Thanksgiving dinner on my birthday.
That's what I want for my birthday.
I am going to... That is good.
When is your birthday in May? May 26th.
May 16th.
Are you Taurus? Yeah, are you?
No, I'm a Gemini. Oh yeah.
That makes sense though. There's no
way we'd be... If there was any
truth to astrological bullshit,
then there would be no way that you
and I are the same thing. No, no, no.
But you know who is a Taurus?
Someone badass? I don't know.
Tish the dish. Ah!
That makes sense.
Yeah.
We're both badass bitches.
All right.
Totally.
Yeah.
Best looking one in our family.
And.
Oh, God.
OK.
Yeah.
Sure.
It's funny.
Wait, what is Sarah's side?
She's Sag.
Oh, that's right. She's the same as M yeah sagittarius i don't know i don't know if i believe in any of that stuff but i don't believe
that it like i don't believe in like when people read their zodiac like that's gonna tell them what
their month is gonna be like like i don't believe that stuff necessarily but i do find it very
interesting the personality types that align with Zodiacs.
Like, I feel like I'm fully a Gemini through and through.
Like, it definitely resonates with me when I read about Geminis.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, you can contort those things any way you like to make them the thing, you know?
Okay, here's another thing. Do you think it's a coincidence that every guy I have ever dated,
every single one, has either been a Taurus or a Sagittarius?
Or a douchebag?
They've all been douchebags.
But yeah, every single one.
It's so crazy.
Yes, I do think that's a coincidence.
No, I don't.
100%. I don't think so. How many guys have you dated? I don't know, like six or seven. All right. that's a coincidence. No, I don't. 100%. I don't think so.
How many guys have you dated?
I don't know, like six or seven.
All right.
That's a lot.
Well, maybe you should start dating some Leos or some Capricorns because it's not working.
So the new guy is a Leo, actually.
Ding, ding, ding.
Where's the bell?
Yeah, so we're trying something new here.
All right, that's good.
It's funny that he is a Leoo and he works in like a animal
sanctuary in africa because leo is a sign of a lion he loves lions so much and he oh we always
joke that he sleeps like lions sleep most of the day did you know that they sleep like 20 some
hours a day yeah and um he when he's off he sleeps like for days and he always off, he sleeps like for days. And he always jokes that he sleeps like a lion.
That's cool.
That's cool.
That's cool.
All right.
So I got some favorite things.
Let's hear them.
Okay.
There's a show on Netflix right now.
And I feel like I'm a little late to this, but better late than never.
And you haven't brought it up.
The show called Sex Education.
Oh, I've seen that on my feed, but I've never watched it it it was a show that i was like i don't you know it's like kids in high school talking about sex i
don't care you know like yeah i'm it's irrelevant to you yeah i'm past that in my life so the people
that are in it i don't know if i'm saying his name right asafield. He was in like a movie called Hugo, I think.
Young British actress.
Actor, excuse me. Alright.
And then Gillian Anderson
plays his mom
and she was Scully
on X-Files.
Hmm.
Do, do, do, do.
Loved that show back in the day.
Me too, bruh.
So she plays a sex therapist and her son Asa Do-do. Loved that show back in the day. Me too, bruh. Bruh.
So she plays a sex therapist,
and her son, Asa,
her son in the show,
his name is Otis.
He plays like a total nerd.
I think he's like a freshman or a sophomore
in high school in England.
Otis' best friend is a gay kid named Eric
who's absolutely phenomenal like this kid's character
arc is so freaking good that i don't know he should win some sort of award this kid his name
is i can't even pronounce his real name but it's eric on the show and then there is a girl named
mave who basically looks like oh god in suicide, in Suicide Squad, the hot blonde.
What's her name?
Margot Robbie?
Yeah, but she looks like Margot Robbie's character in Suicide Squad.
Like, it's like.
Oh, interesting.
Blonde, blonde and pink hair.
Way too much eye makeup.
She's like the cool, badass chick that lives in the trailer parks or whatever.
Anyways, at one point, Maeve hears Otis give someone sex advice
because he's heard it from his mother for so long because she's a sex therapist.
And she's like, we can make some money with your knowledge and know-how.
And they start this kind of like little company
where they're giving all these people
who are like trying to figure out
their sexual horizons in high school advice.
And there's like a million other storylines.
And we finished it last night and it's so good.
And you want Otis to-
I can't believe how fast you guys watch TV.
I know.
It's just insane to me.
Because did we just, so it's straight up like once we get done with work, we come home or
whatever and like we'll put on whatever we're doing and we'll just like rip, like it'll
be all night.
Like last night, I think we watched four episodes because we like we're cooking dinner.
So that was on.
And then we ate dinner and that was on.
And then we kind of multitask.
Yeah, totally.
Anyways, the thing that we noticed the most
about sex education that we loved
was there's like 15 different storylines happening
and they're all super strong.
Like there's no weak parts of the show.
Like everyone's really, really good in their thing.
It's really well done. Absolutely
go watch Sex Education. Big fan. Okay. All right. All right. I like it. But I need you to go watch
Umbrella Academy too. Is that what I should watch first? I really want to start Murder Mountain.
That's the one I want to start. Yeah, that one's good too, man. man yeah more like up my alley to be honest well they're just different
like one sci-fi one's a dramedy and one's a duck so whatever you're into but those three need to
be done by you you know what i want to see what that i honestly will probably watch before any of
this is the new netflix movie that ben affleck is in have you seen that triple frontier no i want
to see that tell me about it i mean i haven't seen it yet so i'll have to read you the uh
synopsis former special forces operatives reunite to plan a heist in the sparsely populated multi
border zone of south america for the first time in their prestigious careers these unsung heroes
undertake this dangerous mission for themselves instead
of the country.
When events take an unexpected turn and threaten to spiral out of control,
their skills,
loyalties,
and morals are pushed to a breaking point in an epic battle for survival.
Oh,
I saw,
yeah,
Oscar Isaac's in this.
I love Oscar Isaac.
This,
it sounds great.
Sounds like exactly my kind of movie.
Oh,
and the good lookinglooking guy charlie
charlie hunt hunting whatever he's also in it yeah yeah okay now i know why you want to watch this
no that's not why it just i love like i love stuff like this yeah but aren't you weren't you a big
like uh sons of anarchy no i've never seen really? No, you know what movie I freaking loved him in?
It's so old, but like one of my favorite movies back in the day.
Did you ever see the movie Abandoned with Katie Holmes?
No.
What?
What?
Do I gotta get on that?
I've seen this movie like 10 times and he's in it.
He's really young in it.
It came out in 2002.
Yeah.
But one of my favorite movies back then, like in high school. I loved that movie and he's in it. He's really young in it. It came out in 2002. Yeah. But one of my favorite movies back then
like in high school.
I loved that movie and he's in it. That was like his
big break I think. Alright.
This is good. I didn't know about. I just thought
this was just a movie like in theaters
but Triple Frontier. I'm going to watch that
maybe tonight. Yeah on Netflix. Yeah that's good stuff.
So hopefully by next week
I'll have watched it and we can talk a little bit about it.
I went to go see Captain Marvel two days days ago oh how was that okay like it's it's a necessary film because she
has to come in on avengers right i think her and paul rudd are the the people that saved the world
in avengers endgame i don't know this. But this is my hunch. My theory.
Because Captain Marvel is one of the strongest superheroes.
In the Marvel Universe.
So they need her.
You know.
Totally.
How was Brie Larson as a superhero?
Okay.
We've gone over this a couple times.
And the Marvel franchise.
Have a formula.
Great lead, really funny cast, and obviously like amazing CGI and all that kind of stuff.
But you need to have it.
And it's almost like how Pixar does their kids movies that has like half kids stuff and then half adult humor so everyone can kind of come together
like that's why gardens of the galaxy does really well or like your brother-in-law's brother in
thor like those are those are comedies totally that are also action movies and i would say this
captain marvel is not funny at all oh interesting and it's like it's almost like did you watch
venom i love tom hardy no what what is that so venom's in spider- And it's like, it's almost like, did you watch Venom? I love Tom Hardy.
No.
What is that?
So Venom's in Spider-Man.
It's part of the Spider-Verse, but like still Marvel.
And Tom Hardy plays Venom.
Oh, I love him.
I love him too.
But it wasn't funny.
And I was just like, you can be the serious, like brooding badass actor.
And I almost think that's what Brie is.
Like she's an Oscar winner for like her dramatic roles.
Sure.
She's not a comedic actress.
So then the weight was put on Sam Jackson,
who is funny,
but like in a weirder way,
like not in a comedic timing way in like,
get these fucking snakes off the fucking planet.
That's what he's funny.
You know?
Yeah. No, you know? Yeah.
No, I know.
Okay.
Yeah.
So, like, long diatribe to say the movie's good.
It does the thing that it needs to do, which is gets her into Avengers Endgame.
But it just wasn't that entertaining.
But I tell you what it does do really, really well.
It's super inspiring for little girls.
Like, you can tell that's, like like what they're going for is inspiring little
girls,
which I think is awesome.
And I'm like totally for it.
Like there's totally like,
there's even like,
there's a little girl in it that like she's inspiring.
And then it like shows her as a little girl,
like get knocked down in the dirt and like her getting up and being like,
I'm no,
I'm going to keep doing it.
It's awesome in that respect
okay I just wish it was funnier
yeah so probably not a movie I'll
pay for to see in the theater probably when I'll wait
till it comes out well if you're big into
like the Avengers Endgame thing
it makes sense to go watch it
so you just so you know who the hell this person
is right I was the same like
I love Paul Rudd but I kept on looking at like
Ant-Man and wasp
and being like these look stupid i don't know what yeah and then i know i actually never saw
ant-man okay and then i watched it and i was like fucking awesome loved it really yeah okay because
it's because it does the thing that it's supposed to do which is yeah i love me fucking funny dude
okay i have to watch that because i never watched it because I thought it looked silly too. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really, really good.
And the second one's really good too.
Okay.
All right, I'm going to listen.
And the girl from Lost is in it.
She's the wasp.
Oh, yep.
Okay.
You love her.
Had a huge cross on her back in the day.
That's funny.
You know?
What's her name?
Lily something?
Evangeline Lily.
Yeah, that's right. Evangeline. Yep, that's right yep she's cute she's cute anyway all right so do you remember it's been a few weeks but there's a few weeks ago you went
on a rant about something and you started by saying you know what's saddam do you remember
this yeah okay i kind of feel like we need a segment called saddam yeah okay
i've got one immediately oh great immediately you know it's saddam what people who are wearing
socks with high heels what no no thank you dumb. Nice shoes with socks.
Oh, geez.
That's funny.
And you know what it is?
I'm on to you, ladies.
You haven't clipped the toenails.
All right.
Yeah.
You got a bad petty.
You got out of pedicure.
That's hilarious.
All right.
It's technically I feel like last year more so was like on the runways a bit.
And it's just kind of making its way into street style.
Yeah.
It's supposed to be a trend, but I fully understand your issues with it.
God, you know, among my least favorite things is thank God Sarah doesn't do this.
Oh, no. When women sleep in bed with socks on.
Oh, I can't do that.
So gross.
I can't even sleep with pants on much less socks yeah yeah yeah
dude because there's nothing i get hot yeah you get sweat feet yeah who sleeps in socks
dude yeah oh my gosh okay do you have a saddam i it's i do it's not exactly it's more of just
me complaining to be freaking honest with you is what my saddam is.
I think I know what this is.
I don't think you do.
I've been on a lot of planes lately and I know we're like everyone's so over people
complaining about flight stuff.
Why?
It's funny.
But golly, if I have to see one, people are so dumb.
They're so dumb.
Why would you put a tiny bag in an overhead bin, especially on a small plane where there's
not a lot of room for the large roller boards?
What would in your brain tell you that you should put your small bag, your purse or your
backpack or something tiny in the overhead bin and take away space for someone
to put a suitcase. No, I don't understand what goes through people's minds. Disagree wholeheartedly.
No, I was OK. I flew first class to Calgary. Yeah. And there and it was a tiny little plane.
There was only like room for like maybe five suitcases. And, you know, I was like I was like
the fourth or fifth person on the plane. But still was all full already but with backpacks and like messenger bags and dumb stuff and there was a whole
section of overhead bin space on the other side that just wouldn't fit a roller board but that
would fit their smaller bags but it was all clear and so i kindly i say i say hi i'm sorry are these
your guys's bags would you guys mind just putting them in the smaller bin so I can fit my suitcase where it's supposed to go?
And they acted, they were like, where are you sitting?
Like, where are you sitting?
And I was like, right next to you, right across the aisle.
I'm in first class.
And I would like put my suitcase up above.
And she just like, they act like,
it's so insane for me to ask that.
That's what it's for.
Use your brain.
I just can't all right agreed now
hearing that specific situation but if i bought a seat on a plane that means i'm allotted overhead
bin space and if i've got a backpack i don't want that shit in my foot room because i'm a tall man
and i i need as much foot room as possible.
So that's going up there.
All right.
Now, because you brought a roller bag and a purse and a backpack.
Well, no, not three.
OK, can't bring three.
Yeah.
Well, I see women do it all the time.
But OK, I but I see what you're saying with like the smaller and the bigger.
That makes total sense.
Don't be so dumb.
OK, here's the thing.
like the smaller and the bigger,
that makes total sense.
Don't be so dumb.
Okay, here's another thing.
The new planes,
they have diagrams on every single bend that show you to make more room,
you flip the bag on its side now.
Oh, yeah?
It makes more room for more space.
There's diagrams.
When you're putting your bag in the overhead bend,
you're staring at a diagram that says,
please put your bag on its side.
People don't do it.
I don't understand.
Can you not read?
You're an adult.
How come you can't read the sign in front of your face that says, put the bag on its
side and make room for people?
I just, it blows my mind that people can't follow directions.
Yeah.
Okay.
I love this segment.
Can we also have so gross?
Sure.
Okay.
So I was doing a cooking well segment the other day and I was like, I was making locks,
which is a like toast with lox on it.
That's smoked salmon.
Oh, I saw that.
It looks fancy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I like made the, cause it's a Jewish delicacy.
And I made the joke that, not even a joke.
I did 23 and me, and I found out that I'm 4% Jewish, which I was very excited about.
I was like, that's a 4% of me.
That's funny.
And you also look Jewish.
Kind of.
Kind of.
I got the curly hair and the olive skin and everything.
Not mad about that, by the way. No. No hot even though i i went to 12 years of catholic school so but hey jc was a jew so we're good um totally but anyways i did the cooking well
segment and i used mayonnaise instead of cream cheese and i swear to god my inbox was full of Jewish people being like, that's not what we do.
That is so gross.
Don't ever do that.
It is so gross.
I know, but I didn't have any cream cheese.
Also, this is my cooking.
Cream cheese and cream cheese are not interchangeable.
That's not the same thing.
Okay, let me ask you this.
Do you put mayonnaise on avocado toast?
No.
Okay.
No?
Really?
Absolutely not. I don't eat mayonnaise
at all. The only time I have mayonnaise
and I usually try to get vegan mayonnaise
is when I'm making like
tuna salad or chicken salad. That is the only
time I allow mayonnaise. Okay. Well, let me
tell you something. One of my favorite things
is mayonnaise. Okay? No.
I love it. It's delicious.
It's lard. It's all it is.
It's just fat. No, actually, It's delicious. It's lard. It's all it is. It's just fat.
No, actually, it's not.
Do you not?
You don't.
Let me guess.
You don't even really know what mayonnaise is.
Eggs and what else?
And vegetable oil.
That makes me want to barf.
And I think maybe a little bit of vinegar and salt and pepper.
That's really all it is.
But it's an amazing condiment that makes everything moist and juicy.
This is so gross.
So you're so gross is mayonnaise.
Yeah.
All right.
That's hilarious.
Oh, I got one more fave thing.
Oh, yeah?
There's a documentary on Netflix that I think you'd like.
We just started it last night
it's called what happened to madeline mccain or something like that and it was like this little
girl this little british girl who was abducted in portugal anyways and it's a it's a true story
yeah yeah it happened back in 2007 okay but here's the weird thing and sarah pointed this out last night when you're watching it a little girl
was abducted in algarve portugal no which is where was colton was that's probably why they
were so freaked out they're like he's gonna get abducted he's right away maybe that's terrible
you know there's a little part of the tourism board that was like,
we got to get the bachelor here to make our name in Algarve a little bit better
because all we're known right now is for this little girl getting abducted.
Oh, no.
See, I didn't even know that.
I didn't either.
Because we were watching it and I was like, Algarve, Algarve.
Oh, I made that joke about Algarve.
And then she was like, that's why we're scared he ran away.
They were worried about her getting abducted
that's insane but anyways that show is
interesting I'm only like in the second episode
but uh I'm liking it oh it's a series
yeah yeah there's like six or seven episodes
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You know.
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I know.
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Let's see if we can get Hannah on the the lizine hi can you oh hi we got hannah g
hannah g on yft that rhymes oh i like that uh where are you right now um so i just got back
to good old alabama yesterday Where do you live in Alabama?
Birmingham.
Oh, I like Birmingham.
I have friends that live there.
Really?
Yeah.
It's pretty cute.
It's all right.
What's the brewery thing? I got broken up with in Birmingham once.
So that's cool.
No way.
Yeah, true story.
I'm sorry.
It's fine, though.
I'm dating a really hot guy now.
So we're good.
That's all that matters, right?
It could be worse. You could have gotten broken up with in portugal or some shit on tv
maybe too soon well
is it too soon um yeah you know i was a little jet lagged not too soon it happened a few months ago
but yeah i was jet lagged for mine so breakups to break up you know that's true breakups
but you seem to be fine I so I watched obviously I watched the finale and everything and I really
I was saying well I really appreciated the fact that you spoke your mind about how you felt and
that you were hurt but then you also were just very confident in the fact that you're ready to
move on and you're ready to put it behind you.
Yeah.
I mean, that's what I went in to that.
And I was like, you know, I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get everything out, all this stuff.
And I just threw it all out there and got a little bit of closure.
I mean, isn't it closure enough to just be told I'm not in love with you?
But getting answers, I think was, you know,
the biggest task that I wanted to complete while I went in there. And I think I did it.
Sort of, kind of. At the end of that whole thing, odds wise, what did you think your chances of
getting engaged to him were? While I was in Portugal? Yeah, like, so you get to fantasy
suites, you know, there are two other women. Are are you like i'm 97 sure that uh i'm the one
or are you like i don't know it's a toss-up between me and cassie or something like what
what were you thinking your odds were like because i remember when i was doing the show and i was like
zero percent chance uh so that's what happens when you don't kiss the person at all dude whatever i remember watching that
so i did kiss the person yeah so i think uh but but really i i think i was at a 88
wow only because of the situation that i was in and actually having no clue about him and his
other relationships but being like actually very very, very sure about mine,
or what I thought was sure. Obviously, I had no clue what I was talking about. But yeah, you know,
I, the way we would talk on and off camera, I was like, it's us. And they would, you know,
they would ask me, like, so what are you scared? Are you worried? I was like, honestly, no, like,
I, they kept asking that question. I was like, No, I'm not worried about it. Like,
I know how he feels. And I guess now I know why they were asking me.
But at the time, you know, I I was really confident.
So, yeah, it's their job, though.
It's their job to put doubt and fear in your mind because that makes good TV for them.
No, it's their it's their job to do to to put the thing that's the opposite of what's going to happen in your mind i remember
what they would tell me was dude your date is going so great it's the best conversation she's
had with anybody this entire time you're killing it so and i was like all right yeah cool and then
then i got broken up and i was like you motherfuckers that's she was not enjoying this
at all why did you tell me that i yeah i mean you're in your own lane when you're there you're
not looking at anybody else's so in my head i was like easy peasy this like this show was not as hard
as i thought it would be and like somehow i avoided drama the whole time. Yeah. Stayed in my lane. And then I end up being accidentally somehow in one of the most like dramatic moments on the show.
So I couldn't avoid it.
Okay.
Here's my question for you.
How did you belong with everybody?
Like you didn't seem to have any drama with anyone.
You got along with everybody and everyone's dating the guy you're in love with.
How did you do that?
I don't know.
Because I wouldn't be able to do that.
I thought I wasn't going to be able to.
I thought it was going to be super weird.
And I remember the first night I was like kind of eyeing the room and I'm like in my head I was like villain.
Non-villain.
Like the psycho.
Like you know what I mean?
You're just like I wonder how this is all going to work.
But I don't know.
Just being a decent human.
It's not that hard I feel like. Just being like oh hey how's it going or like
so did you just keep everybody at arm's length a little you know like did you get close to anybody
in specific I got I got really close to a lot of people and it's such a weird thing because it's
like hey you look really great for that date that you're going on with kind of my boyfriend right
now like I get it how weird it is but for some reason it was almost weirder for me to be like
I'm not gonna enjoy any of this time like I've worked my whole life like I have done a nine to
five up until like last year basically for forever so I mean I would just wake up and I was like
wow I'm in Asia right now like I definitely had moments where it kind of get to me but I was like also I wasn't worried and for some reason I was just like
you know what I I feel like we're vibing enough to go in this and just enjoy it and I mean I wasn't
there to make friends it's always weird when somebody's like I'm here I'm not here to make
friends it's like well I'm not here to make enemies that takes so much more work so I would
just kind of chill and step back and watch things.
And, yeah, if I have something to say, I'll say it.
But, I mean, if it's like she dropped my pizza and then somebody gets mad,
it's like, I don't know.
I was like, whatever.
You know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I thought you did a great job.
I think.
Sure.
Maybe for not nice people.
Yeah.
I mean, you seem very chill.
I'm just like, you just kind of roll with the flow.
I can relate.
I like it. Alright, Wells,
ask your question. Why did you get cut out
of the show? I'm so confused.
Because now I've met you a couple times.
You're very funny.
You can speak
normally.
I don't understand why you were cut out of the show i don't know
um my theory is that you're just so normal in a good way you're just so chill and normal that
it wasn't good enough tv yeah because they obviously what they air is the drama and you
didn't bring a lot of drama yeah i think in my head my love story was enough yeah um instead of the drama so you know i kind of just tried to
focus on that but obviously it wasn't enough so i think i just kind of got caught up but you know
there was a lot of like it's not like i would be like no i'm not answering this question i know
why you're asking me this like i didn't care i was just like i just wasn't in this season early
and i don't know why yeah why aren't you the freaking bachelorette yeah that's what we want to know why aren't you
the bachelorette and I want you to know this my I talked to my mother yesterday she's very upset
you're not the bachelorette so there you go um well I think it goes back to what you just said
because I I think people um didn't really get the chance to know the full version of me. They saw a small percentage.
It's not like I went in there and I was like the craziest one,
but I was definitely cracking jokes, having a good time.
And I think it's just because people maybe didn't get to know me enough.
And I mean, people just love Hannah B too.
So, you know, I can't be selfish about it and be like,
I didn't get it because of this, this, this.
It's like, no, Hannah B got it.
Did you want it?
I was open to it but i was
trying hard not to get too latched on to that idea just because as somebody viewing it like
every episode i was like oh this part's gonna be funny at the pool party what i did and it's like
oh it wasn't there so i was kind of like i wonder if people are wondering who I am or I don't know. Okay. You know, again, I think it was, I think Hannah B's season is going to be like no other.
And I just love her so much.
And she really has such a big heart.
Have you guys gotten to talk to her yet?
No, I haven't.
Have you?
No, she's, she's a gem.
So did you know her before the show?
Oh my gosh.
So I, we had heard of each other before and i did um
pageants a few years ago okay and we competed in one of the same pageants together um neither of
us won that year but i i got this congeniality so there's that that's the thing you want
then i peaced out of pageants and then um we knew of each other kind
of and I walked in and I was sitting there and I was like you know in the house in the mansion
and they're like what's your name and I was like I'm Hannah and they're like where are you from I
was like Alabama and they're like wait did we already meet you and I was like what and they're
like there's another Alabama Hannah here and I was like skirt like I immediately I was like
it's in the South of the USA and so I was like walking around looking Like, immediately, I was like, it's in the South of the USA. And so I was, like, walking around looking for her.
And we ran into each other.
And I was like, well, hey, girly, what's up?
Like, it was just so weird because you're in this weird environment.
Yeah.
And you see somebody that you recognize so much.
I was just like, okay, I think we're going to be homies.
So it happened.
Interesting.
Okay.
Okay.
I have a question.
Yeah.
So, yeah, you wanted to be the bachelorette.
And it's not because that's what you went in there
to do. But like, as someone who has been in that experience, that's everyone's common denominator
is that you're super competitive, because that's what makes the show really good. And a competitive
person would never be like, No, I don't want to quote unquote, if I can't get engaged, then I
don't want to be the winner and be the bachelor, the bachelorette. That doesn't make any sense.
get engaged, then I don't want to be the winner and be the bachelor of the bachelorette. That doesn't make any sense. Everyone wants that thing because everyone wants, because that's validation
across the board, right? That's saying that America wants you to have your own television show.
So I think you're saying the right thing being like, I'm open to it. Yes, of course.
But after seeing the guys that are going to be on the show are you happy that you're not the bachelorette
i think canopy and i have totally different i knew she was gonna give us some politically
correct answer no i don't want to be political i hate when people are like that and i call people
out when they do that but for some reason i had right there so yeah oh my god it's a bummer ben
has a girlfriend because i feel like you and Ben are like
you could maybe hit it off.
Oh gosh, no.
I think he's probably really happy.
Let me just break it down this way.
Are there any of the guys they announced
that you would go down the list
and you say like, oh man, I would have liked to meet him?
Like that guy's hot. Oh shit, man.
Look at that guy. What do you guys think?
There were two that I thought were decent at the end of the list. But decent at best. like to meet him like that guy's hot oh shit man look at that guy what do you guys think there were
two that were decent at the end of the list but decent at best like it was tough i think there's
some cuties um i'm gonna be totally honest and i freaking hated my what is that picture called
that picture oh yeah like your headshot or whatever yeah yeah they're always do it doesn't do a lot of people
justice looking wise i definitely see some potential but like i think it depends what
their personalities are because you can look at somebody and be like oh my gosh they're so hot
and then you can talk to them and you're like i hate you yeah a lot of times the hot guys
have zero personality so yeah i would just need to meet them or see how they are in her season
and stuff cracking me up right now look at his face well hold on not really grill me let's go
well no i would i would i thought i was hanging out with derek who does the betches podcast and
like there was this girl who was like dming him being like this one one guy from the show wouldn't leave me alone.
And I don't know if you guys saw,
if you go to the Betches Instagram thing,
it's like the whole conversation.
And then so Derek retweeted it or reposted it.
And then another girl was like,
oh my God, I know that guy.
He has to pee on me.
No way.
And so Derek's like, screen grabs or it or didn't happen so then they started sending him
so Derek and I are like having tacos in like Venice Beach the other day and he's like oh my
god this is getting weirder and weirder and I was just like oh poor Hannah Bama's getting some real
I would do anything just to tell her because that's the people that I block I'm like
if it's that excessive it's like she
needs to watch out and hopefully she can see through it but like if you don't have your phone
like for some people that's a bad thing but for that dude it's probably a really good thing yeah
sounds he sounds very passionate about moving forward in that dm i don't know i hope that she
can just see i got up with him i got a feeling that the producers saw that and they're like, well, he's not getting a
Rose Night One because they just don't need that in the show.
Like they don't need that like ulterior storyline, you know?
So yeah, I have a feeling a bunch of things, but I don't think they need somebody paying
on that.
No, they don't need a they don't need a PP man.
PP Bennett.
OK, so I guess I have to ask it because I saw it on the tabloids
that you may have an eye out for our good friend Blake Hortzman.
I want this to be true so bad.
Guys, I don't know.
She does look at her.
Look, she fell off to the bed so dramatically.
Let me tell you this.
I've met a lot of the people from this franchise.
Blake is by far, no offense, Wells.
Blake is one of my absolute favorites.
What the fuck?
I love you too.
Wells, I love you too.
But I adore Blake.
He has been such a good friend to me.
He's such a normal dude.
He's such a good guy.
He's always in a good mood.
He's just so positive and like so fun.
He's honestly one of the best dudes like
if you have any interest in him at all i'm for it okay i also think that blake is the second best
guy ever from the bachelor franchise and i'm here for it so are you the first best one well yes
dick i can't say that with total confidence confidence and you had me at tacos key.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, that's great.
Well, yeah.
I mean, who knows?
It's like, I've seen that it was,
I didn't think it would be that big of a thing
like everywhere and stuff.
But I mean, you never know.
It's like you would have to meet and vibe and connect.
And then if either of us did show up at Paradise,
I think you can't just go into there being like,
oh, I have to meet this one person.
It's like, no, just message them before.
Like, I would have to be open-minded,
but I have heard really great things.
So...
Do you think he's cute?
I don't know.
He's cute, right?
He's pretty cute.
Are you?
Yeah, she thinks he's cute.
I like it.
Who's taller, Colton or Blake?
Oh, Blake.
Yeah, Blake's fucking tall, man.
And you're little. I've met
you. Some people say I'm taller than
I would be. Okay, so
that's what I think, because I just saw the picture of you and
Caitlyn, and I know
Caitlyn, and you look so tall next to Caitlyn.
And Caitlyn had on heels. I'm pretty
average height. How tall are you?
Some people think I'm short. Some people think I'm tall.
I think I'm like 5'7". Oh, really? I'm 5 average height. How tall are you? But some people think I'm short. Some people think I'm tall. I think I'm like 5'7".
Oh, really?
I'm 5'6".
No.
Okay.
Yeah, you're taller than me then.
So, yeah, I would have never thought that.
C. Wells?
Yeah, I have a picture of Hannah and I next to one another.
And I was like, wow, I'm a lot taller than her.
But maybe you weren't.
But you're tall, Wells.
Maybe I'm lying.
Yeah, I know.
I just was like oh
hannah's like sarah's height that's how i was like looking at it but sarah's like five two
so there's no way but you might not have been wearing heels that day i don't know anyways it
doesn't really matter fucking get an apple box maybe i'm five two i mean whatever you know you
have me at tacos like that's what it is so So wait, hold on. All right, I'm shipping.
I'm shipping.
What are we going to call him?
Banana?
Oh, man.
Banana?
What's the couple name?
Wells is thinking really hard.
Give me time when I'm not like on the air to do this.
But hold on.
We're going to think of a couple names for you guys.
Have you met him? How am I supposed to react to this right now?
Do I just sit here?
What am I?
I don't know.
Yeah, you just sit there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Awkward.
Just be awkward. Wait you have you met no one can see you except wells and i so oh good
have you met him yet though i'm so confused how did this story start was it someone interviewing
in you and being like well i think blake's cute and i think jason's cute like were you just like
doing that and that's how the story started it was one of those yeah it was just like who would you maybe want to stay in paradise and i was like ah i wouldn't mind
if i accidentally ran into him in mexico yeah i don't think i don't think he would mind either i
don't think so either i don't know watch him totally mind so that's why i'm like no no and
and i don't want to just go in there with like all of this like pressure if i did i don't even know
if i'm if i would oh you're going you're going like i don't know yeah what do you drink by the way what's your drink um okay well
i it's really embarrassing but what i would drink at the house it's you're both gonna want to throw
up right now if i say it was it so gross it's so gross it was so good but the feeling was so good
it was um i called it my
happy juice and i got you know if you are a bartender whoever's there yeah um a lot of people
will be asking for this cocktail sort of and it's called happy juice and i named it happy juice
because it makes you in such a good mood and it's chardonnay with a little splash of red bull
oh wow the taste is not good.
But the feeling, I'm telling you, it's like you will be, it'll be 2 a.m.
And you're wanting to go through a field of butterflies and rainbows.
All right.
So that's one of your favorite things then.
Yeah, but I like that.
I like tequila.
I like mojitos if you do those.
Yeah, okay okay do you know
how to do that well brandy can you stop making it seem like i don't have any idea what i'm doing
you had no idea what you were doing i know i really don't but yes i can make a mojito i can
make a margarita i can make the happy juice which sounds like the happy juice some weird thing happy
juice i'm gonna make and try that with me tonight.
All right.
I like it.
Okay.
But you have to try it at midnight to 2 a.m.
I think that's when you'll like the taste of it the best.
You probably won't like it at dinner or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It doesn't pair well with some fish or something.
No, but we're doing a live podcast tour, and it starts tonight.
Maybe we'll kick off the tour with a live podcast tour um and it starts tonight and so i'm gonna
maybe we'll kick off the tour with a little happy juice do it and let me know if you feel happy and
if you feel sad i'm sorry okay hannah g the show is called your favorite thing podcast because we
talk about what our favorite things are what are some of your favorite things right now shows that
you're binging instagram pages that you're following uh anything like that songs that you like um okay anything songs um anything khalid right now like
all of his songs i just you know those artists that you just trust and you're like i'm gonna
like my this song and even if you don't like it you make yourself like it yeah he's one of those
for me i really like him right now i like real housewives i watched the bachelor a few times
this year so that's pretty good um wait real housewives which which city do you watch i really
like the beverly hills and i like the um orange county okay i'm i'm here for the atlanta housewives
man they bring the heat they don't hold back i reality TV, and I hate that I say that I like it,
but I just really love it.
Anything that's reality, I'm really into.
I even like the TLC shows.
Give me the Duggars, 19 Kids and Counting.
Oh, my God.
What about the MTV shows?
Wells Loves.
What's the one you love, Wells?
Dude, X on the Beach, man.
I watch it all.
Anytime that I have time to watch reality TV, and I don't even do it the cool way, like through Netflix or Hulu.
I'm like, I'm going to record this-ish and watch it.
I love it.
Instagram counts.
I don't know.
I feel like I'd have to look, but I'm on my phone right now.
Yeah, I know.
The ones that I typically search.
It could be anything that you're into right now. the ones that i typically search it could be anything that you're just like into
right now oh gosh okay so it's this new thing like on snapchat and sometimes i'll watch it
it's asmr oh yeah watch them play with slime and stuff and it makes you feel relaxed and at first
i was like this is a joke this is weird but it's so interesting to watch that i will literally
watch somebody cut play-doh yeah no and i'm like, okay, the whispering ones and all that stuff, I'm not into it.
But, like, you know, if they're, you know, cutting, I like it.
I've been wanting to talk about ASMR for a while.
You have?
Yeah, and we haven't brought it up.
So, it's like.
Why don't you have Snapchat?
The ones that blow me away, it's like some girl and she'll just talk really close and she'll like
do weird stuff like this and she'll like make noises with her lips and it's fucking terrifying
and why are people into it because it's definitely a sexual thing that creeps me the fuck out but but this is what it is so gross well no i know so gross so gross and i literally so i even if i'm
just like with my friends or something if something funny happens i'm like oh asmr like i've just been
saying it now and it's just been like kind of an ongoing joke thing but you know if you put some
play-doh and cut it in front of me for some reason i'm like that's relaxing yeah i do and i also like the one where it's like it's it's like a bunch of um
elastic cords or whatever and they cut it and they like start to fray do you know i'm talking about
into it into that for sure asmr asmr okay as ASMR. It's really great. Very interesting.
She's like, you're weird.
Yeah.
All weird.
But okay.
I'm down.
Whatever, dude.
Don't judge us. It happens.
All right, Anna G.
Dude, you're fucking awesome.
You're beautiful.
You're really funny.
You're smart.
You're well.
You can speak actual words, which I didn't know until the last episode of The Bachelor.
So I'm very, very upset that you're not The Bachelorette.
I'm a little upset too.
But I will say this, after seeing the guys in The PP Man,
I feel like you...
You're better off.
You might have just kind of gotten out of the way of a train.
Just saying.
I think you did.
Also, Blake has always said he will never go back on The Bachelorette,
but then he would go to Paradise.
Yeah.
Chances mean Blake much better this way.
I like it.
I don't know, guys. We'll just have to see.
I can't wait to FaceTime later and tell him.
If you do show up in...
Yeah, he's next episode.
Blake's next episode.
I'm going to go ahead and say this
out loud. I imagine
that if you do show up in Mexico, number one down the stairs is going to be you.
And number two is going to be Demi.
Yeah.
And then number three, we don't know who these guys are yet.
That's a problem.
All these guys.
Yeah.
It'll be someone from there.
And then if Blake shows up up it'll be like the next
day which will like give you stress but then he'll show well yeah because they're gonna want you to
hit it off with someone else yeah blake show up and wreck everything yep you never know ASMR to relax you. Yeah. You will. You're going to have to do ASMR at the bar.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I'll make you some happy juice.
We'll be fine.
I promise.
It'll be fine.
I feel like he's going to come in on this big ship because everybody's been trying to
ship us, which that's a new level.
Oh, yeah.
But you never know.
I think hopefully we'll just both go in open-minded.
If it happens, it happens.
And yeah, and then we'll drink happy juice.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm here for it, man.
I'm here for it.
You guys are so sweet.
Thanks for taking the time.
You rock, man.
And yeah, anytime you want to come back on YFT, you're more than welcome.
Yep.
Awesome.
It was great chatting with you guys.
I feel like I hung out with you guys.
Do you have anything you want to promote?
Happiness.
Oh.
Today is good.
You should just like message somebody who you haven't messaged in a second and just probably have a good day and then also happy juice yeah yeah was i supposed to
promote well i don't know if you were like like your instagram your new blog you've got a podcast
coming out like you know no but i'm here for the happiness
follow me on instagram if you want or just text somebody i'm hannah g11 or just text your friend
for your family fantastic um are you i could be wrong about this are you friends with daniel
malpy yes i love you with her you need to come up to nashville and we should all hang next to
my home and let's do it Are you both in Nashville right now?
I technically own a house
there. I'm not there a ton,
but I'll be there more towards the end
of the year, so we'll have to do a hang.
Stop stealing my friends,
Brandy. She's not your friend.
She was my friend before The Bachelor,
dude. Oh, Danielle. I thought you were
talking about Danielle.
Oh, butielle loves hanging out
with me okay stop just stop stealing my friends we're all gonna hang out soon and nash and we're
gonna go to a honky talk yeah that sounds good danielle did he talked about you wells danielle
and i talked about you doesn't make you feel better i like how hannah's like the mom in uh
our relationship where she's like it's gonna going to be fine, guys. Relax. Everyone just
take a deep breath.
I felt some energy and I was like,
okay, I'm going to tone it down.
She's like, you've got to referee
this. I know, you're like,
and they're like, no.
Maybe.
Alright, let's let Hannah get
on with her day. Dude, thank you so much for being on the show.
You were wonderful.
You guys are great.
You had me at tacos and you had me at being fabulous.
Aw, you're the best.
We'll talk again.
Bye, you guys.
All right, later, dude.
See you.
Bye.
I'm obsessed with her.
I mean, might be the sweetest little thing I've ever met in my entire life.
So dope.
I need her to date Blake.
I'm literally calling him to the minute we hang up.
Yeah.
No, she's great.
Oh, God. She is really... How did they not show more of her on TV?
I don't know.
It doesn't make sense to me.
Do you want to know why?
I have a theory on this. Here's my theory.
Okay, let's hear it. I think they thought
she was going to be the one who gets engaged.
I think they knew that Cassie was going to flee. I think they thought she was going to be the one who gets engaged. I think they knew
that Cassie was going to flee. I think they knew that he wasn't super into any of the other girls
and it was down to both of them. The edit that they had in the can was romance, romance, romance,
romance. This is how beautiful this thing is. And when that didn't happen and he chooses cassie they don't
want to over romanticize his relationship with her because then it might diminish his with cassie
right that makes sense so there's no like funny stuff because that's not something they were
focusing on because they were like well demi can be the funny one or kirpa can be the funny one
we need like romance from her because she's going to be probably the winner you know
totally I imagine that's
what it is I'm honestly
like getting to know her now
it's too bad she's not the bachelorette
I'm sure Hannah B is great but like it's
too bad she's not the bachelorette because like she seems
like the sweetest thing in the world
but let's just
call spade spade right here guys
the success rate for Paradise is much better than it is on The Bachelorette.
And it's true. I'm kind of here for her going to Mexico for a month.
Also, like, she's beautiful. I'm sure that it's going to be great TV to see her in a bikini.
Sure. You know, absolutely. No, she's beautiful. Yeah.
Anyways, it's going to be good. It's going to be good. I have a good feeling for her.
I do too.
Yeah.
Wow.
Cute.
All right.
We have way too much time, so we can go.
I know.
I need to go.
Caitlin's like, where are you?
Yeah.
She needs me.
All right, dude.
Well, have a good day.
Cool.
Thanks.
All right.
Cool.
Okay, bye.
Cool, bro.
See ya.
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