Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi - Happy Birthday, Tish the Dish!

Episode Date: May 15, 2019

This week on YFT, Brandi calls in from South Beach, Florida as she's there celebrating Tish the Dish's birthday. Wells plays it cool while Tish chats about her favorite show, which child of hers does the best "Tish", and why she loves the Rolling Loud Festival. Also this week, Brandi and Wells chat GOT (17:40-31:00 for those who don't want spoilers), The Bachelorette's unprecedented douchebaggery (including many who have already slipped into Brandi's friend's DMs), and how pretty Wells looks as a girl. We also have some awesome music and show recommendations for you, and much more. Enjoy! Thanks to our awesome sponsors. We couldn't do this without you! Grove Collaborative - go to Grove.co/YFT for a free 3-piece cleaning set from Mrs. Meyer’s, a free 60-day VIP membership, and a surprise bonus gift when you sign up and place an order of $20 or more Smile Direct Club - got to SmileDirectClub.com/podcast and use offer code YFT150 for $150 off your order

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That's the only way I ever want Tish, is just so baked. You have to hear this. I can't put it in one ear. Here you go. Happy belated Mother's Day, Tish the Dish. Thanks, Will.

And it's her birthday today. It's my birthday. It's so weird because my birthday is in three days. What? Yep. What day? May 16th. That's crazy.

Is it though? Yes. That's why we get along so well because they're both Tauruses. It's true. You know? It's true. You know? It's true. I love Taurus. So you love yourself is what you're saying.

No, Tauruses honestly are the best. You can, like, Bill Sobel, my attorney's a Taurus. Important. Wait, I don't know if Brazen, yeah, Brazen, is he a Taurus? May 9th? Yeah, he is. You're a Taurus? No, I? Yeah, he is. Yep. You're a Taurus? No, I'm a Gemini.

Good job. Not you. Well. She gets the nicest speech at dinner today about what a great- Great, what a great co-host I am? What a great daughter I am. Oh. And about how blessed she was that I existed and now she's

thrown me to the wolves. Wait, Tish, have you heard your daughter's impersonation of you? Which daughter? They all do it. Wait, who does it the best? Honestly, maybe Molly. It's insane. Wow.

Like, she consistently just does it so perfect and she will not stop. I wonder if we can get her to do it. I don't care what I say. She absolutely has to repeat it in my accent. Let's see if she'll do it. Oh, she saw showed up.

Oh, well, let's just see. Let's see. MCZ. I bet she left her phone. Is she exercising? Yeah, she is oh she's being healthy

her usual she's vegan i don't even understand how you can be unhealthy when you live that lifestyle it's insane she's the healthiest person i know I did see a picture the other day of, I guess it was like E! News or something, I don't know, where it was, you could see her abs. It's insane. They are ridiculous. But I will say this, Tish, as Miley gets older, she's starting to look more and more exactly like you, which is a compliment. exactly like you which is a compliment it is insane and she like every day she calls me she's like oh my gosh like she ran into somebody that said she looks just like me yeah that she i did not see it at all when she was younger but now it's kind of insane sorry the dogs are going crazy um how's the sound by the way? I got a portable travel microphone Oh really? It sounds great

Oh great, you want to see it? It's really cute It's amazing Look how cute and little That works Where are you guys right now? Miami That's right, you have to go there for Tish's big birthday

The big 3- she's turned. Exactly. We actually came to get a Rolling Loud. What is that? Is that like a drug thing? Yeah, it's a dream come true for my mother. It's music meets everybody stoned out of their minds. I did not see anyone stoned.

I mean, everyone was stoned, I'm sure. It was Rolling Loud. It's like the biggest hip hop festival ever. She was sending me photos of like, you know, Coachella, the activations are like Ferris wheels and like rainbow towers here. They're life-size marijuana leaks. Oh my God. And your tickets to Rolling Loud comes in like a little weed bag that's like sealed.

And it's so good. It's so good. Okay. Do you want, you guys want to start the show by the way? don't have a bell so all right i got you uh me or you i'll do it all right go for it bros and hoes you're listening to your favorite thing podcast with wells and brandy and tish the dish her face when i said bros and hoes when she said bros and hoes. When she said bros and hoes, I'm like, huh? Well, people love it.

Is that a 310 shake you're drinking, Will? It is, actually. I'm trying to slim down because, you know, the camera adds 10 pounds and I gotta keep it tight. I'm trying to get the Miley bod. Your girlfriend, wait, fiance?

Girlfriend. Girlfriend. Common mistake. Her body is ridiculous. Yeah, that's true. I mean, if you're, I mean, I couldn't. No, her body is rocking. Yeah, but you, had you never met Sarah until like last week or two weeks ago when we came over?

Nope, had not met her. Love, by the way. That's so weird that you guys hadn't met yet. But anyways, she's in love with your house, which I am, too. We're we're thinking about buying getting a different place. And I was like, just so you know, this is the design aesthetic that like I'm looking for going forward. I'll come do it. I'll come do it. I'll come do it.

It'd be so fun. All right. I don't know if we can afford you, Dish. I'll be honest with you, but. You totally can. Yeah. Okay. Totally can.

Yeah. I know that there's something that your mom and I can relate to for YFT. So I want to start the show off with it. What's that? Dead to me. Oh, yeah. This is what I brought her in for i know okay are you watching okay so i've watched like two or three episodes so i'm early in okay i think i'm on like

six five or maybe five i'm not for sure i think at least five i am obsessed it's so good so it's um hold on i gotta shut these dogs up i'll be right back back to dead to me christina applegate is the lead character yes and then i can't remember her name but she was on freaks and geeks cardellini yeah what's her uh she was also on bloodline which is also one of my favorite shows ever. Did you like the second season of that? I loved it. I loved every season. How many were there? Three? I think so, yeah. Linda

Cardellini. I did love the third season. Christina Applegate, Linda Cardellini, and then James Marsden is in it as well. The show starts with Christina Applegate going to like, it's like group therapy for people who've lost loved ones, basically.

And she had just lost her husband basically to a, like a drive. So someone ran him over and then just drove on, right? Yes. And she befriends the Nacardalini because she had lost her husband, like, tragically to some sort of disease. And so they kind of befriend one another. And then it gets so weird. So creepy and weird. Oh, I love it.

I did not see any of this coming. I love this show. Okay, so I don't want to ruin it because, well, first of all, I'm farther back than you are, so I don't want you to ruin it for me, but I don't want to ruin it for people who haven't seen it. But I will say this. The reveal that's in her

storage locker at the end of episode one is so good. Ah, so good. Yeah. And honestly, I do not want to ruin it for you, but it's like, usually I feel like I love something in the beginning and then it maybe gets a little slower.

I don't love it as much. I think every episode it gets better and better and better and better. I am obsessed with it. It's a good like misery, misery loves company thing. Oh, so good. But it's so, like, you just can't say much or you'll ruin it,

but it's just, like, so well thought out. And, like, I kind of, at the end of every episode, am surprised. And that's, you know, it's like usually I can figure all these twists and turns

out but then just something else happens and i'm like what it's so good yeah okay that that makes me happy to hear because i've only watched um like a couple episodes of it and i was like i don't know if they're going to keep up this like torrential pace you know because it's so like just after that first like after the first episode, you're like, there's just no way that they can keep this going. So you hearing you say that makes me feel good. And I am obsessed with Linda Cardellini in this.

Yeah. She honestly blows my, like I've always loved her as an actress, but more than any character on this show, I just think she is insanely great. Okay. Yep. All right. Double ding insanely great. Okay. Yep. All right.

Double ding for Dead to Me. Brandi, have you seen it at all? I watched episode one, but I was doing something else at the same time and I just couldn't get into it. But maybe I can do another chance. Wait, is that the end

of your mom's cameo on the show? She needs to go take another hit and she'll be back. Okay. God, I love your mom so much i'm hydrating yeah yeah oh she had a drink and took a shot at dinner for her birthday this is big deal for tish i want my mom and your mom to meet and just see what happens that could be interesting you know she does need friends she just said that Wells's mom wants to be your friend.

No, that's not. That's not what I said. I said I wanted. Yeah, I mean, it'd be great to have them because like they're the most opposite, but also very so opposite, but also very similar. Like I feel like your mom was a beauty queen or like homecoming queen back in the day. And that's what my mom was but they but they just at some point in like the 80s there became a shift in like who they're who they were going to be you know uh yep i have a question where are you going nt smoke the rest of your birthday blood okay i have a question i don't know if you can answer it but but I need answers. Yes.

James Charles. Who the fuck is this guy? And why do I care that he's losing followers? Huh? Oh, you don't even know either, do you? No. Do I need to Google? Okay, so I guess he's like some like makeup, YouTube tutorial makeup guy.

Who's at the Met Gala? And... What? Okay. Mother, do you know who james charles is i just asked you this today i literally sit down please and just for one more second get it on this i literally ask her this very question today because of all the drama is there drama but do you understand what's going on no okay either do. Neither do I, though, really. Well, let's find out, because he lost a lot of followers.

Okay, so here's what I've gathered from, like, the couple of headlines I've read and, like, trying to figure it out without doing too much damage to my frontal lobe. James Charles was, like, a youtube makeup tutorial person um and he was mentored under this older woman named like teeny or taxi or i don't know what her name is i guess he did some i think he did like sugar bear hair ad and and the the the mentor that he was like working with and working under also has her own hair supplement line or something, which was not cool, I guess. And so then like there became a sever in the relationship. And then she went on YouTube in like a 45 minute like expose as to why James Charles is an absolute piece of garbage. absolute piece of garbage and so now like kylie and kendall and all the whatever big stars are like no longer following james charles and then like following the the mentor lady as well and he's losing millions of followers right now over a stupid sugar bear hair ad i have no idea i don't know. It seems weird. And it seems too complicated for my brain right now.

We need to do some, we need some YFTers to like call in and give us an explanation. Yes. Of what actually happened. Yeah. Cause I did a terrible job as to like what's really going on. And I feel like Brandy's already given up. I'm going to go outside and Google.

All right. You go Google and then come back at the end of the show? Yes, I'll investigate and come back. All right, love it. Love it. That's code for, I'm going to go rip the rest of that blunt, and then I'll come back, maybe. Or I might eat some mac and cheese.

We'll see what happens. Uh-huh. Did you guys play a game growing up called Butts Up? I played What's Up 7 Up. Okay. What's What's Up 7 Up? What's What's Up 7 up uh it's when you put your head down and your thumb out and then somebody goes around and taps your thumb and then says heads up seven up i don't know that's a thing no not the same game butts up is all you never played heads up seven up i mean yes i think i

did play the heads of seven up but that's not what i'm talking about i'm talking about butts up right now great game great game was it would you say it was one of your favorite games growing up? Absolutely. Give me a ding. All right. You had to like guess who tapped your thumb. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was great.

It was lovely. Loved it. So butts up was also called wall ball. And I was like drunkenly having like, oh, I was hanging out in New York with Derek last week and we were talking about butts up and where he came from he called a wall ball so basically um you throw a tennis ball against like a brick wall or a backboard or whatever and then the ball comes back and you have to catch it um and not drop it and if you drop it you have to run to the wall and touch the wall before someone else picks up the tennis ball and throws it and if the tennis ball hits the wall before your hand hits the wall, you get a letter.

And then if you get, if you get B-U-T-T spelled out, then you have to go up, put your, spread your legs, put your arms up against the wall and everyone gets to throw the ball as hard as they can at you. And if they hit, they get to keep on throwing it at you. This is an aggressive game and then there's all like these sort of like little um uh little wrinkles in the game so like if if you threw the ball if you threw the ball the person at and you let it go if you were the farthest one back you have to be the one that goes and gets it so then what you can do is if you if

you have like a like a 40 yard throw because it's like the ball really far, someone would go in between you and the wall and they'd knock it down. But the thing is, that means that means they touched it and didn't catch it. So then they would knock it down, run and touch the wall. And then someone would pick up the ball and throw it at the wall and then get the person who threw it, threw it originally a letter. Anyways, there's all these different types of like rules. And it was the best game in the world. I absolutely love playing butts up. And here's what I was thinking.

I want to have I was like, this would be such a funny TV show if you made like celebrities play butts up. Oh, yeah. You know, great idea. You should copyright it right now before someone steals it. I know exactly. But well, I said it on the podcast. So if someone comes out with it, then we'll know.

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It's all I can think about. All right. Are we going to do it? Is that what we're doing right now? We gotta do it. You gotta. Gotta do it? Okay.

Yeah. Yep. Okay. You didn't like the... You like the last episode, but you don't like this episode. Is the last episode where Missande't like this episode is the last episode where missandei got decapitated yes yes love that episode this episode freaking sucked okay

what is your main gripe with it okay why did danny have to go and do all that because she's targaryen in part and she got the mad king blood running through her veins. With the daddy that I have come to love and know over the past eight years. You had to know this was her character arc, though. No, I refuse. But here's the thing. She did what Missandei told her to do. I know. She burnt that fucker to the ground.

But seriously, what is the point in burning everything and then you have nothing to rule? How the hell is she going to rebuild the whole city? I was thinking about that. I was like, logistically, there's not enough masons in Westeros to be able to build that. That's crazy. That's crazy. She's burning the city she's about to take. What's the point of that?

I don't understand. I mean, I liked it because it was just like visually stunning. You know, it's just like a lot of explosions. But also like why is dragon breath explosive? Like I understand it burning things, but like the dragon would like blow his dragon breath on buildings and they would like explode. If you got a flamethrower and shot it at a brick building, it wouldn't explode. It would just get brown or black do you know i'm saying uh-huh okay so i have a couple things though okay theories

okay so tyrian lannister freeing jamie was a big no-no and huge obviously huge obviously No, no. Huge. Obviously. Huge. Obviously, he is going to be in a lot of trouble because even Daenerys said, if you disappoint me again, it will be you and not the eunuch whisperer guy. Varys. Yeah. So here's what I think is going to happen. Listen up, sister. She's going to come back. Well, hold on. The Game of Thrones theory coming at you right now.

So Daenerys is going to be like, Tyrion, you little motherfucker. Guess what? You're going to burn for what you did. And then the dragon is going to fucking waltz up and. And guess who's going to be unburnt? Tyrion. Because the motherfucker is Targaryen. And then everyone's going to be like, whoa, another Targaryen?

I don't know. And Arya is definitely, I said that weird, definitely going to kill Daenerys. I just really wanted her and Jon to have a cute child and live happily ever after and rule the seven kingdoms together. Is that what she meant when she was like, do you only love your queen or whatever? Like, is that the only thing you love?

You know, they had that moment where they, and then they kiss. I thought it was just her way of saying like, so you only love me because i'm your queen and not because you love me yeah you want to have kids with me and stuff i mean like i'm still holding out hope that they like and together and like you know they have a kid but now everyone's saying aria is killing danny i mean it seems like it you know yeah also i'll tell you my i actually really liked that last episode.

I really, I really did. It's not the way I saw things going. Yeah. I mean, that's the show in general. I know. Okay. So here's what I liked about what I didn't like about the show. I didn't like how Jamie and Cersei died.

Hated it. Because it was just so unceremonious. I know. You know, like, wait, you guys are dying in the rubble? Like, no one even knows if you did die or got out. Like, there's no, nothing. It's lame. It's so lame.

But I did love the mountain and the hound's fight. That was cool. And I love like the poetic justice of it where the hound pushes the mountain into the fire, just like the mountain pushed the hound in the fire when they were kids. Loved it. That was the one thing I'd liked about the episode also. But all right. So let's just go

into theories like who's gonna be on the throne at the end of this thing well i think now john's like fuck i gotta do it i think now after seeing what danny did he's gonna be like he's gonna be like all right i mean someone's gotta someone's gotta take over here and he's the only one that can do it yeah but he she's still got a dragon bro okay so have you heard the theories about there being a fourth dragon yeah i know i'm not buying it i don't know either but if but like you did somebody i can't remember it was you someone said john's getting a dragon maybe you were the one that said like dro drogo is gonna like what's his name is gonna bail on danny and be john's dragon but i think if there

is a fourth dragon it's gonna swoop in and be john's dragon and he's gonna be like okay i'm king now bye yeah i don't know i mean like what you want to have happen is that they just get married and they're both king and queen it doesn't fucking matter if you're married if you get married you're both king and queen you know i know i know and let's be fair even though the king probably is is higher in rank any if you any successful relationship really the women are calling the shots all right the guy here's the other thing everyone's saying that john is so disturbed about being with his aunt or whatever and i just don't. No, I think he's more disturbed that he's like, okay, so we've all been in that relationship

where you're like totally into some chick or some dude. Usually, okay, this is for all the guys out there. I'm not sure the girls can relate to. You're in a relationship with some chick and you're like, man, this girl is awesome. She's cool. And then all of a sudden, like a couple of drinks getting her or

something and her crazy comes out and you were like oh no i didn't see this coming that's what john is dealing with right now he was like this chick is so fucking hot she's a queen she rides dragons she loves early talking heads in the Ramones. I mean, she wears ripped jeans. She's got a, like a cool piercing and a tattoo, like whatever. And then, and then he's like, oh, she had four tequila shots and she burned down a fucking city. I don't know if I can date her anymore. Yeah, but he was not feeling it even before this.

He's been not feeling it now for what two episodes and ever everyone's saying like well in winterfell they don't marry their uh relatives and john's bothered by it but i just like don't really like buy that side of it so i'm like a little annoyed that he it has been so hesitant to like still be in love with her. I don't know. I just don't love that. Yeah. I don't know if he cares about their being related. I don't know. I mean, I think he's a little, I think, but here's the thing. We all knew, like, I think John knew that she was going to do that. You know?

Also, how many little girls are going to be named Aria this year? Oh, so many. So many. There's so many arias right now aria is the coolest yeah she had some great like shots in that episode like after the explosion and she like kind of like wakes up and she's got all that blood and like dirt all over her face and it's like side swiped we were both sarah and i were like oh dude it was dope so good uh did you read about how they messed up and accidentally left jamie's right hand in when he was hugging cersei at the end no

i didn't that's funny uh-huh there's a screen grab of it they were like first a starbucks cup and now jamie lannister's right hand is back. Yeah, well, guess what, everybody? It's not really happening in Westeros, okay? And also, that dude has two hands, so. What's funny about both those things is I would not have noticed either one if people hadn't written articles about it online. Yeah, of course. But now, I feel like now you are looking for it, you know?

Yeah, I guess so. Like, they want those clicks on the internets. Mm-hmm. But I don't know, man guess so like they want those clicks on on the internets but i don't know man i i like that episode i just don't know what's going to happen i i i've been saying for a while that tyrian should be um on the throne like he's the smart that's insane that can't happen why he's targaryen well i think he's targaryen he's the smartest think he's Targaryen. He's the smartest. Is he, though? He's been pretty dumb lately. I agree, actually. That's my only...

I was talking with someone who doesn't watch the show, and he was like, so what do you think about the show? Because I know a lot of people are complaining about this season. And I was like, but the things I'm complaining about aren't realistic complaints. Because I'm like, well, if I was Jon Snow, I would have done this battle plan better, which is so stupid because that's like you can be mad about like storyline, but you can't be mad about like the characters bad decisions. I don't even I don't know what I'm trying to say here, but.

Well, we were talking about Tyrion being dumb. Yeah, like that's a part of, I do. Like telling Varys about Jon was the dumbest thing he could have done. That guy is the ultimate snitch. The ultimate. He had to know that dude was going to blurt that secret. That was so stupid.

I don't know if it's stupid. I think that Tyrion's like, oh my gosh, he had four tequila shots. She's about to burn down a city. We need to have a backup plan. No, otherwise he would have waited to tell her about Varys because he told her and Varys died and didn't tell anyone. If Tyrion's whole plan was for that secret to get out, he wouldn't have ratted on Varys like that. Well, yeah, but.

He's not that smart. I don't know. I don't have to tell you. I mean, like, well, it is what it is. well yeah but but he's not that smart i don't know i don't have to tell you i mean like well it is what it is i i just think it would be really cool that tyrian is on the on the throne no i want it to be john but okay so yes i think everyone would like it to be john because he's he's a heart of gold and you know he's great stay gold pony boy but like here's the truth like that's not how this show goes but maybe that's how it ends no it the truth like that's not how this show goes but maybe that's

how it ends no it's not like that's not how the show you know because like everyone dies in the show like that's maybe everyone will die and that's just it also here's another maybe sanza will sit on the damn throne maybe i'd hate that hate that, though. And she has no claim to it. Well, I guess she does. But here's the thing. Cersei had no battle plan, by the way. Like, you had... Your battle plan was to hope that those crossbows shoot down dragons.

Why didn't you use any of the freaking green gasoline shit, you know? Yeah. Like, what... Terrible plan. Like, she... We were complaining about everyone's battle plan. That was the worst battle plan. The smartest thing that she did was not go help.

I'll give her that. Like, go help the White Walkers. But... Oh, you know what the best moment of the whole damn episode was? What? When her hand died. I was so happy. I hate that guy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hate. Anyways. He went down. Yes! yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hate. Anyways. He went down. Yes! Okay, so you're rooting for Jon. Yeah, Jon. If you're rooting for Jon to be on the throne,

does that mean that Daenerys has to die? I think so. Yeah. I think so. I definitely don't think that there's another dragon anywhere. Like, that would just be like, wait that there's another dragon anywhere. Like that would just be like, Oh wait, there's another dragon.

You wait until the last episode to introduce another dragon. How is there only one left? How are they going to wrap this up in one episode? I don't, I think that Aria is going to, Aria needs to use their superpower one more time. So she's got, she's got to kill somebody.

I mean, power one more time so she's got i know she's got to kill somebody i mean what if she kills john to get his face to kill denarius you loved john she would never do that i'm just trying to think or maybe she kills tyrian to get his face or what if she kills gray worm isn't gray worm already dead i didn't see him die yeah like I'm just trying to think of whose face can she steal that Daenerys trusts. That'd be a good fight, too, because Grey Worm can fight. I know. Oh, I like that theory. Uh-huh.

And I almost feel like because Missandei died that he would, like, he, like, wants to be with her so badly that maybe he would like subconsciously allow death to come upon him yeah he'll say like he'll say her last words like what did she say the thing that start the fire your car is yeah we didn't start the fire anyways i'm excited there also is um what old guy with the gray hair, Stannis Baratheon's hand. Yeah, but I don't know if he's that close with her. I don't either. I don't know. We'll see.

I mean, look, listen, we're here now, all right? We've gotten there. It's exciting, regardless. Yeah, I suppose. I suppose so. Well, guess what? What? I am on my fourth tray on my Smile Director.

I feel like you just started. How is that even possible? I don't know, but I swear to you, I can actually feel that my teeth are a tiny bit straighter already. Really? Yeah, I really truly can. Okay, so let me look at them.

People can't see this part. Let me look at them. All right. They do look a little straight. Man, your bottom teeth were crooked. Okay. Let's be nice. It is my birthday month.

You don't get to do the birthday of my thing. All right? No kidding, though. It has been so easy to just wear these trays. I don't even hardly think about it anymore. I have a cute little case that they go in. So if I'm on a plane or in a restaurant and I need to eat or drink something,

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Also, I'm totally going to make out with my boyfriend with the men and let you guys know how it goes. Oh, yeah. I'm excited for this. Report back. Oh, I will. Bachelorettes tonight you going to watch? I don't think so. Yeah.

Are you? You kind of have to huh i do not have to and i'm actually not going i might when i come home i'm going to go like when my good buddies moved moved to la so i'm gonna go out with him i don't know this is a weird thing where i for whatever reason i'm not excited about hannah b i'm not either and i'm i'm hoping and i i'm a victim of the moment too because i always say it has nothing to do with the lead has everything to do with with the cast with the cast and so it's a bunch of dudes that like i'm sure i i guess like i'm just nervous about like the level of douchebaggery that's like i feel like it's ratcheting up every year you know like it started with my season and then like the douchebaggery just like continues to rise you know

i just don't feel that invested in this season and usually at the end of a like at the end of a bachelor season i usually feel invested enough in the whoever the bachelorette is to want to watch obviously and i just don't feel that way this year yeah why i mean i'm hoping that i'm wrong and i'm gonna watch this season there's gonna be a couple guys or i'm gonna like oh my god i love this guy you know like how how jordan was last season you know and all that olivia told me that a couple of them yeah have already slid into her dms of course you know cracks me up that like people go on that show And get kicked off And the second they get kicked off They go to slide into the DMs of the girls

That were on that show years ago That's insane to me Yeah, because they're trying to play The odds For Paradise Yeah But I don't think Olivia's going to Paradise So I don't know if that's a great

never yes she would she would have gone two years ago they asked her and she said no i don't know about all that she's she's yeah she doesn't she i don't she's like pretty scarred from how her season went i honestly don't think she would go back on tv for that yeah well i don't know i'm gonna watch but i don't i'm not gonna do it like in real time and i'm sure everyone's gonna be mags i'm not drunk snapchatting or whatever but like i gotta go eat some tacos bro like just yeah i'm just gonna do it i do want to i do want to if if i end up going to paradise i want to watch so i know who i'm dealing with that makes sense you know uh-huh. How about the Snapchat girl filter?

Wait, the girl filter or the one that turned you into a child? Okay, either, but like they're both... The child one is disturbing. Well, did you see what I look like as a girl? I don't know if I did.

Honestly, I've been so disturbed by it that I haven't even been watching stories. Yeah. Because it's freaking me out. I mean, I am a super. Yeah. Because it's freaking me out. I mean, I am a super cute chick. Let me see. Okay, hold on. Let me just do it. Send it to

me. I'm a super cute chick. What does that say about you? YFT. Ha ha ha ha. Randy, how you doing? Wow. Okay. I'm going to send it to you.? Wow. Okay. I'm going to send this to you.

Hold on. I'm not as cute as I was the other day. Oh, here's the original. I can send you the original. That's what I wanted. It's kind of crazy. A filter. Let me know when you get it.

Oh, my gosh. I'm a cute girl.'s insane right the the change of eyebrows does a lot yeah thanks yeah and like plumped up my lips a little bit you really gotta watch it one more time i'm kind of i'm a cute girl you have great teeth, Wells. Thanks. It really comes through in this video of you as a girl. All right.

We need to post it on the YFT Instagram page. Oh, my God. I die over the Photoshop of us at Met Gala. Oh, I know. So good. By the way, if you're not following us on instagram you need to uh for this podcast yft podcast everything's there it's great stuff yeah and fans we are loving the photoshop art that you guys are making so keep that up did i talk about avengers last week you touched on it

but i haven't seen it yet and i'm devastated devastated. And I was like thinking today, oh, I wish my mom would want to go see a movie, but she would never want to go see that. She'd want to go see some dumb rom-com. So I got to wait. The amount of pot your mom smokes and she doesn't want to go see a Marvel freaking superhero movie? She does not. That's crazy.

Insane. That's so crazy. Okay. Okay. My only, I don't even know if I talked about this last week, but I got to talk about it because somebody needs to say something. Somebody says something.

Captain Marvel's hair. Oh, should dumb. Really? Oh my God. Google it right now. Captain Marvel's hair. So everyone's making like the means of like,

it looks like, you know, the, can I speak to your manager haircut? Oh yeah. And that's what it looks like. And it's making like the means of like, it looks like, um, you know, the, I, can I speak to your manager haircut? Oh yeah. And that's what it looks like. And it's just like, I don't,

and I guess that she needs to have like the Mohawk thing. So she'd need to have that hair to make the Mohawk thing. Right. But I don't see anything weird. What? In game reactions. Just look up cap, Captain Marvel,

Captain Marvel, end game hair. hair i mean it's one of the things you can search oh it's still not dude come on google i told you can you see my screen Oh. Yeah. Hate it. What are you doing? With the hair. Stanley is in the grave for 17 minutes and you're already making bad decisions, guys. Oh, no. No, thank you. Oh, that's hilarious. So wait, why do you have a theory about that?

Well, because like she has to have like when she puts her hat on, she has this mohawk thing. And so like I guess they like made her hair like like mohawk length. So when like that little swatch of hair goes into the little hole for the mohawk, it would be the right size. But it looks so dumb. So dumb. So dumb. But I do love Captain Marvel. I think she's awesome.

She's a little too powerful though, you know? I love Brie Larson. Yeah, man. I have to watch it. I'm hoping it's, I really wish it would be on the plane to South Africa next week. That'd be real nice.

Yeah, no, it's not going to be because it's still making money hand over fist. I know. I got to rope somebody into going to see it with me. I'd go see it with you. You don't live anywhere I live. Well, that sounds like a you problem and not a me problem.

What if I FaceTime you and take you to the movie theater on FaceTime? I think that's illegal but do you think yeah oh god i'm already so people are watching freaking bachelor right now and i'm already getting i'm already getting it's already happening i'm getting compared to people and i hate that so far i feel like half these guys are Wells Adams and the other half are pilots no oh my god Brian is giving me

Wells Adams vibes and it's making my day stop oh no now I want to see these people I now I i hate that so much dumb so dumb at least they love you though they're like oh brian brian equals wells k thanks bye no can you know why wells does not like being compared to people great got it you know why name's not brian all right already different brian brian brian change your name anyways i don't know what to tell you it's just so annoying I don't know what to tell you.

It's just so annoying. Oh, poor you. I know. But being compared to people is like, okay, so here's the thing. I love this one. When anyone's like, who do you say you look like? It's because they think you look like somebody. And then when you find out the person that they think you look like, and you're like, ah, not a compliment.

Thanks, though. See, I always just get, you look so much like molly saris yeah well that one's okay that's good though it's a great one i usually say oh my god thank you so much she is so beautiful yeah another thing another thing i don't know what paradise hotel is but if i see another bachelor person tweet about Paradise Hotel Paradise Hotel? Yeah it's like the Fox version I think of Bachelor in Paradise and I want to be like

they better not be allowed to come on Bachelor in Paradise if they're tweeting about Paradise Hotel that's my rule. I'm not in charge of anything but I think it should be a rule you know Is this going to be the first Paradise season that Elan does not produce?

Yes. That'll be interesting to see how different it is. Yeah. We shall see. Anyways. You got anything else? I'm just so bothered by Game of Thrones. Did you ever watch the Zac Efron Ted Bundy film?

No, I need to. So good. We already talked about it, though. I just wanted to hear your take after watching the Ted Bundy tapes, but it's fine. I'll wait. Okay. I'll wait. I will go watch it. Please do. You got anything else?

Do I have anything else? I'm reading Game of Thrones right now, and it's taking a minute, so I don't have books, really. I know. I did the same thing. I went down that long and lonesome road and it is a tome, that thing. Did you just read the first one or did you read the whole thing? Yes. I read the first one.

Only? Yeah. You're not going to read the rest? No, I couldn't do it. It's too much. Interesting. Yeah. Well, I bought two new books this week for my flight next week to South Africa.

So I'll have some new book recs hopefully here soon. Oh, you do? I do. Wait, you're going to see Michelle Hilsman for some good old fashioned. Yeah, some birthday dip dick. Oh, whose birthday? Mine, you idiot. How did you not know you knew? We just talked about this

with MT. Well, I don't know if his birthday is in May too. It's not. Are you excited? Are you nervous? Not really nervous. Very excited excited but also like it's so funny just because the last time i went over i was so nervous because it was that was really the first i mean obviously it wasn't the first time i met him or anything but it was just like the first

like real visit and the feelings were just so different because i was so nervous and i had no idea what to expect. And so this time it's like I'm obviously very excited, but I also like it's just crazy how chill it feels compared to the last time. Yeah. Are you even listening to me or staring at your phone? I was kind of listening. Oh, he's half listening. Okay, Brian B. totally reminds me of Wells Adams hashtag the Bachelorette.

Oh, no. Okay, now I need totally reminds me of Wells Adams hashtag the bachelorette. Oh, no. Okay, now I need to Google this kid. I would like to read some of our ratings and reviews. Are you going to read the one again where it says I'm not as funny but fashion? No, that's funny, though. The only thing that pops up is Brian that is with Rachel. I don't know. Brian B. is what people are tweeting.

Most recent one. Why is Wells so sexist? One star. Okay. I was such a fan of yours, but now I'm turned off. Your comments about women getting emotional and their anger levels and how to deal with them seriously. When was I sexist? I don't know.

seriously when was i sexist i don't know the the thing that i said last week about when uh when my girlfriend is upset and being like instead of like trying to like rationalize it just being like you're right that's so annoying that was a directive from my girlfriend to do yeah i don't that that's fine i don't think that's what they were talking about. So Escaliorb or whatever your name is, shut up, okay? I get really nice messages in my DMs about our podcast. Was yes, now no.

Honestly, wouldn't love to hear how everything relates back to their significant others. We get it. You have a boyfriend slash girlfriend. It's a horrible podcast and I'm stopping. honestly wouldn't love to hear how everything relates back to their significant others we get it you have a boyfriend slash girlfriend it's a horrible podcast and i'm stopping wait sorry that we're talking about our personal lives on this thing i find that people are very invested in my relationship and honestly it's like i just have a bunch of girlfriends that want to hear about it and i love it yeah i know. I'm only reading the bad ones because it makes me so annoyed.

Oh, I love this one. This is actually kind of funny, but only four stars. If you're going to say something funny like this, give us the five stars first, okay? Listen, dot, dot, dot. Wells and Brandy, you're great. I love your podcast, your realness

and the personal hygiene tips from Wells. All right, thanks. However, one thing drives me crazy. When Wells pronounces certain words, especially those with an R in them, it sounds oddly enunciated slash emphasized. And it's like he's talking around a crunchy taco or crunching the syllable like a taco.

What's that about? My guess is that it's an affectation from Wells' radio days. It's like nails on a chalkboard, however, or whenever I hear it. But I will survive. Otherwise, great job, you guys. What the fuck are you talking about? I have no idea what is going on.

When I say words with R's in them? Like what? I don't, okay, what's a word with an R in it? Corn. R. R. Corn. Okay. What's the word with an R in it? Corn. R. R. Corn. Rachel.

You do really enunciate it now that I'm listening. Do I? Is this person right? It's like you put an emphasis on it. Rachel. Right. Okay. Maybe you're right.

What's another word? Right. Burn. You kind of say it forcefully. Ridiculous. another word right burn you kind of say you say it kind of say it forcefully ridiculous maybe she's right but it doesn't bother me i kind of that's i'm here for it uh slipping three stars normally love this podcast but the last few episodes it seems like wells is just obsessed with his own voice there's difference between fun banter and interrupting ignoring the guests well now i'm not going to talk at all lady because apparently i love the

sound of my own voice and i can't say fucking words with the letter r in them see this is why i can't read stuff on the internet this is a perfect example of why we shouldn't read things because people are mean but i actually love reading the nice comments yeah question for you this brings up a really great point actually okay let's talk about how instagram is thinking about hiding likes yeah i don't think it really matters i would love nothing more give me eight million dings please can i have a thank you uh i would love nothing more than instagram to hide likes it is like i just it's like that black mirror episode where everyone walks around with their rating over their head and it's just like, I hate that that's become

like the way people rank each other as how many followers they have and likes they get and all that shit. And I think if we could just take a little bit of that away, it would really help, especially like the younger generation, like Noah's age, with their self-esteem. Okay. That's what I think. You make money off Instagram. Yes

or no? Yes, I do. I don't think it would hinder that though. Yeah. Okay. Because here's the thing. Here's why. Here's a little insider tip for all of you guys that want to know about influencer stuff. So when a brand wants to work with you before they decide to deal with you, they ask you to send them your insights. That's something that all like for me, only I can see my own insights. What that means is how many likes I get, how many views I get, how many people watch my story, how many people click on the link. I get all that information on my profile. And when brands want to work with you, you have to send them all that. So even if your likes are hidden from the public, brands are still going to ask for your insights before you sign a job with them. So you're still going to make money on Instagram and you're still going to make just as much or as little as you were before. Okay. So the way the algorithm works, so the

more people that like it, the more it gets pushed up in the feed, which I think is stupid. I think everyone should have equal rights to put out great content and for it to be seen whether they're Kim Kardashian and have a zillion gajillion people following them or Joe down the street who puts out great content. Yeah, I don't know. I don't really care. I don't think it's going to happen. And if it does, you're right. It's not going to change the fact that I'll be able to look at my insights

and still be able to hawk freaking diarrhea tummy tea if I want to, which I don't, but I could if I wanted to. tummy tea if I want to, which I don't, but I could if I wanted to. So, but I tell you what, I, I hope it, I hope it happens. There's definitely like, I feel like, especially with the bachelorette coming back, like a lot of wrong reasons people going on the show now is because like, oh, I can just go sell stupid crap on Instagram for my job. That was never my thought going into the show. My thought was this would be really fun experience.

And if nothing else, like it'll definitely, it'll definitely make it easier for me to be able to do my radio shows. Cause people will be like excited to hear about what I had to say about the bachelorette, you know? But now this is like a, this is like a job,

like getting on the bachelorette, it's like a job interview. Yeah. You know? Mm-hmm. Crazy. Wells Adams, where are your live tweeting and drunk Snapchats?

Hashtag baby come back. Hashtag The Bachelorette. They need to do a season hosted by Atwells Adams and have Chris Harrison be The Bachelor. Hashtag The Bachelorette. Let me tell you something. That will never in a million years happen. One, Chris Harrison has a girlfriend who's amazing.

We all love Lauren Zima. Two, he's an executive producer of that show. That's his girlfriend? Yeah. For how long? Where have you been? This is like a big story. Oh, so this is new.

Yeah, it's like in the past like four months. O-M-G. This is some steamy hot tea i can't this is this is cold tea because it's so old oh yeah okay anyway get your life chris harrison yeah um all right i'm gonna go eat some tacos with my friends no I have some new music let me pull her up so one of my main men

James Bay put out some new music the guy that sings like he's got marbles in his mouth oh my god he's so good he put out this little EP I guess it is yeah called Oh My Messy Mind honestly all four songs are great but Bad is the one He put out this little EP, I guess it is, yeah, called Oh My Messy Mind. Yeah. I just adore him.

Honestly, all four songs are great, but Bad is the one that I just can't stop listening to. It's very emotional. Okay. Let me cue that baby up there. And now, cause we can't go on I want you back till I'm shamed I want what we had But was broken down and braved Okay, I'm gonna need a change here.

That's how every James Bay song sounds. And it always sounds great. The more I think about you, the more I got the marbles in my mouth. And it always sounds great. The more I think about you, the more I got the marbles in my mouth. I like James Bay. Met him, interviewed him back in the day, way before he not to like... You did? Yeah, interviewed him before.

What was his big hit? Hold back the river Let me look in your eyes So he was at Bonnaroo, I want to say like 2000, it was before I left for iHeart. So it was probably 2014, 2013. He wasn't even playing there.

He was just there, like, you know, like labels had brought him out. And I remember they brought him backstage and I hung out with him. We traded koozies. I gave him a koozie and then he gave me one of his koozies. And he was just like a super pumped

dude for to be that he was just like this is so cool well he's British right he's like oh this is all right or whatever um and I was like yeah cool man nice to meet you like not thinking that like oh James Bay is gonna be like this massive star I just there's a picture of us some from way back somewhere somehow we gotta find that we do need to find that. Adore him. Yeah. Anyway, love me some sad music. All right, one more. Okay, what do you got?

Okay, so this, I know I don't listen to a ton of country, but I do, I like to listen to some, and I like to find some new country artists that are up and coming, rising little stars that they are. So I found this new girl, her name is Bailey Hefley. It looks like she only has one song out

but I'm digging it it's called Dust on a Diamond and you know I relate to the whole diamond diamond status content always I don't know but it's cute she reminds me a lot of Kelsey Ballerini like when Kelsey was first starting out

her sound is similar I know you thought it was love but it was lying that one was dust dust on a diamond for Sound is Simpler. Try to stop your heart from beating So you never fall again He ain't gonna be the end of you He's just something that you're going through One day you're gonna know that Cute. Yeah, anyway, Bailey Heffley, super cute.

Blondie, blue eyes. She's a cutie. Yeah. Check her out. I'm into it. You got anything else? Yeah, what do you got oh i'm nothing what oh i'm nothing no i got some i got some sad bastard music if you want to hear some of it

i forgot about this one other song i liked that i found okay well i liked um i kind of like this song it's just like kind of funny but it's called Fuck All the Perfect People, Chip Taylor, the New Ukrainians. It's just a great name, by the way. To plan or not to plan. To stall or not to stall. Fuck all those perfect people. Anyways, I heard that and I was like, hmm. To drink or not to drink i like that song all right what's what you got okay so you ever heard of you heard of russ that's just what he goes by yeah he put out a song a new song called civil war and i'm feeling it all right i'm excited because i haven't

heard this yet. Alright. I like that. Rust Civil War. It's good, right? Into it. Yeah. All right, I'm going to go eat some tacos.

Okay, I'm going to go hang out with my mom. It is her birthday after all. Yeah, and she's smoking all the pot. So she probably needs, I don't know, like a new plate of Taco Bell fire packets and some chocolate chip cookies. You're right. She does. You know? Mm-hmm. All right.

Well, tell your mom I love her so much. I will. She loves you, you know? I know. Makes me happy. All right. Talk to you next week. Later, dude.

Can you believe Game of Thrones is going to be done the next time we talk? I know. Not okay. Wiener, Wiener, Wiener, Wiener, Wiener. Tyrion Lannister's wiener is going to be sitting on the throne. Throne, throne, throne, throne. His wiener is going to be on the throne because he's going to be the king of thrones. No.

The king of the Game of Thrones. Yeah, he is. Now, bye. This podcast has been brought to you by Podcast Nation.